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Y up from cocoa beach.
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Hey, son.
Working hard?
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He's gonna say, "hardly working."
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I meant to tell you
he was driving out.
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Did he say it?
Oh, yeah!
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good kid!
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He wasn't supposed to show up
for a few more days.
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Well, guess what he brought us.
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A dog...To keep.
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Yes!
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Yes.
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Yes, I should have told Claire
about the dog.
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And I was going to.
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But I-I was just waiting for her
to be in the right mood.
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Actually, I did get one "right
mood" a couple nights ago,
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But...I cashed that in
for something else.
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Am I in trouble?
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Oh, really, really big.
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Okay, I'm a little scared.
How bad is this?
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Oh, well...
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We have a new rule --
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No sleeping in the bedroom.
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Mr. Pritchett?
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Ben.
Ben Dugan.
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I went to High School
with Mitch.
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We were in the drama club
together.
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That's right.
Yeah.
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Geez, I didn't recognize you
without that old-guy makeup on.
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You know, you and Mitch knocked "the
sunshine boys" out of the park.
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Mitch was really great in that.
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I always thought
he should be an actor.
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Eh, he's got a real job now.
He's a lawyer.
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Ah.
How about you?
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Still acting.
Fantastic.
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Actually, it's exciting.
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I'm in a new movie --
"maple drive" -- just came out.
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You're kidding me.
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Look at me --
I know somebody famous.
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Uh, anyway, I got to go.
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Great to see you.
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Good to see you, too.
Yeah.
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Kid's a movie star.
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Hey, how'd it go in there?
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No cavities,
and I got a free toothbrush.
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Hey,
you want to go to the movies?
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I just heard about a good one.
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But I'm supposed to be
in school.
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You're supposed to floss, too,
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But you got away with that one.
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Come on. Let's go.
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One of the greatest days
of my life
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Was when my old man
sprung me from school
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And took me to the track.
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I wanted to do the same
type of thing for Manny.
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Plus, I figured when Gloria
heard about it,
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Maybe it pays off
in the bedroom.
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I wonder if that's why
my old man did it.
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Oh, crap.
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Your mother-in-law
just had to have the dog.
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Turns out she's allergic.
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And the pet store
didn't have a grace period
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Or a return policy or anything?
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I got him from the pound.
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Was there a twister in Kansas?
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'cause there's a house
in my driveway.
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welcome home, Mr. Dunphy.
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always a pleasure, Mr. Dunphy.
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Indeed it is,
Mr. Dunphy.
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Place it there.
Ah, I shall, I shall.
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I miss this.
Get in here!
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my dad is awesome.
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He's awesome.
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He's always up.
He's always happy.
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I mean, he and I are best buds.
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We're like two peas in a pod
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Or Siamese twins
or a snake with two heads.
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They've actually been all those
things for Halloween.
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Yeah.
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Hey, this must be scout, huh?
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I should warn you --
he sheds.
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I made the mistake of letting
him sleep with me on the road.
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Now my sheets look like
two bigfoots did it.
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pardon the language.
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How's mom?
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Speaking of big feet, eh?
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She is on a cruise
with her girlfriends,
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Some of which
are not totally unattractive.
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Mm. Uh, that reminds me -- she
sent some gifts for the kids.
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Um, I will be right back.
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You three get better acquainted.
Will do.
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Fun.
Will do.
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I cannot believe you got a dog
without consulting me.
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This was
a major family decision.
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It was wrong.
Yeah.
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And I'm sorry.
Mm.
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But we have talked about
getting a dog for years,
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And you're the only one
who wasn't into it.
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Because I knew that I would be
the one taking care of it.
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That's not true.
Oh.
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No, we will all help.
Mm-hmm.
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This is a great chance to teach
the kids responsibility.
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That is exactly what you said
about Luke's paper route.
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Hello?
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Is anyone in there?
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Red's a good color on you.
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Aah!
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It's just a movie.
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Oh, he's so cute!
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Look at his little face.
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I always wanted a dog.
Thanks, grandpa.
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Okay, but remember, having a dog
is a major responsibility.
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Everyone in the family
has to pitch in.
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Can do, Mrs. D.
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Not you, Dylan.
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Oh, phew. 'cause I got
a lot on my plate right now.
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Hey, look who's here.
Uncle Cam.
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Hey, we heard about
the new addition,
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And we had to come right over!
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Cameron,
so good to see you again.
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Now, that is a shirt.
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Oh, well, thank you, Frank.
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I get them online.
I'll send you a link.
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Oh, well, at home,
I smoke sausages.
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I'll send you a link.
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classic.
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And this must be Lily.
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Oh, yes. She just couldn't wait
to meet the new doggy.
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I think she's good right here.
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Let me get in there
and get some of that dogginess.
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Oh, there it is.
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Haley, I got to go.
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What's wrong?
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That was Brian.
He just quit the band.
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What? Why?
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He's moving to Portland.
His parents got back together.
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Oh, that sucks.
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I know.
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Now we're gonna have to cancel
the gig tomorrow.
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Maybe you can find
another drummer.
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No, I think it's too late
for that now.
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I play drums.
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Huh?
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Well, I mean,
I haven't played in a while
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Since Lily's come along,
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But if you're in a jam...
I can jam.
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Well, you know,
I totally would,
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But I'm not sure we like the
same sorts of music, you know?
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Oh, what, because I'm gay I'm just
gonna want to play show tunes?
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, because you're old.
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Wow, that hurt more, Dylan.
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Give him a chance.
It's better than canceling.
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You're right.
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Don't want to lose
the deposit on that fog machine.
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Okay, let's do it.
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I used to be a music teacher,
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But I gave that up
as soon as Lily came along.
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Yes, well, we just felt
that it was really important
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That one of us stayed home
to raise her, so...
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Yeah, and that's not a judgment
on other people's choices.
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It's just that we happen to be
a very traditional family.
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Yes, that's what
the disabled lesbian shaman
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Who blessed Lily's room
said, too.
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How you doing, buddy?
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All right, relax.
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Oh, geez.
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That is impossible.
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My dad is the happiest guy
on earth.
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It probably just sounded like
he was crying.
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Have you heard the noises he makes
when he gets out of a chair?
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No, I know what I heard.
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I think this has something
to do with your mom. What?
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Yeah, he came here alone.
Think about it.
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She's on a cruise.
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Yeah, and they never take
separate vacations, so...
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No.
No, if something was wrong,
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My dad would tell me about it.
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No, Phil, he wouldn't,
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Because you guys never actually
talk about anything.
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We talk all the time.
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He crank-calls me at work
like three times a week.
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Crank calls don't count.
It counts for fun.
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No, honestly, I think
that you should find out
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What's going on with your dad.
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It's going to be nothing.
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My dad isn't like your dad.
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There's nothing deep and dark
inside.
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His hard candy Shell
is just...Hiding more candy.
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I think he wants to go out.
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Go boy.
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Smart dog.
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I hate to break it to you, but
I think all dogs can do that.
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I'm gonna play outside.
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Ow!
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What happened?
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Okay, should I just play
a little something?
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Yeah, but, you know,
if it doesn't work out,
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Don't feel bad.
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Well,
hopefully this is --
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This is like riding a bicycle
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And will all come back to me.
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that's the loud one.
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So...Here we go.
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Hm
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Oh, silly me.
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I had the sticks
in the wrong hands.
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Wow.
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Dude, you should label
those sticks.
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Is that the alarm?
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Has our perimeter
been breached?
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It's not the alarm.
The doorbell won't stop ringing.
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Maybe a demon is ringing it.
Not a demon.
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Ay!
Who keeps ringing the doorbell?
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We're pretty sure it's a demon.
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Oh, yeah?
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there.
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If it were a demon,
it would keep on ringing.
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Not if he's already inside.
219
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I'm getting a weapon.
220
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What were you thinking?
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Who takes a little boy
to a horror movie?
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That's loco, Jay.
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Th is no big deal.
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You want scary?
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When I was his age,
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I lived through
the Cuban missile crisis.
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I slept th a butter knife
under my pillow
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In case I had to fight
some soviet colonel.
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Why would they send a soviet
colonel to get a little boy?
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Because I could identify
every commie plane.
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What are we talking about?
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Look, all I'm saying, being
scared is part of growing up.
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Manny will get over this.
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It builds character.
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I'll take the first watch.
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You two might as well
get some rest.
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It's gonna be a long night.
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Character.
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Dad?
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Come on in.
It's open.
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Hey.
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00:10:00,968 --> 00:10:02,968
Don't tell me --
you need a cup of sugar.
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nah, just, uh...
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I was just wondering,
I don't know, uh...
245
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Anything on the old noodle?
246
00:10:11,709 --> 00:10:12,909
Other than a bad toupee?
247
00:10:12,943 --> 00:10:15,177
I'm kidding, of course.
This is my real hair.
248
00:10:15,212 --> 00:10:16,678
Well, okay.
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Wait a mute.
I want task you something.
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Am I'm putting you
in a bad position
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With this whole dog thing?
252
00:10:22,086 --> 00:10:23,922
Claire seemed
a little...Put out.
253
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Oh, don't worry about it.
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00:10:25,391 --> 00:10:26,826
Claire didn't like me at first,
either.
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00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:28,794
I can't blame her.
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Dismissed.
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Oh, dad, um, you know what?
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I, uh...
259
00:10:34,165 --> 00:10:36,199
Claire saw something,
260
00:10:36,233 --> 00:10:38,402
And she'd kill me if I --
if I didn't ask.
261
00:10:38,436 --> 00:10:39,336
What is it?
262
00:10:43,474 --> 00:10:46,008
Would you wear pants to
breakfast, for crying out loud?
263
00:10:47,443 --> 00:10:49,011
You got me again.
264
00:10:49,045 --> 00:10:50,645
Right in the funny bone.
All right.
265
00:10:50,680 --> 00:10:52,080
Come on, scout.
Let go of it.
266
00:10:52,114 --> 00:10:53,448
No, no, no!
267
00:10:53,482 --> 00:10:54,816
Ugh!
268
00:10:54,851 --> 00:10:56,985
Dog.
Look at this!
269
00:10:57,019 --> 00:10:59,487
How did he get ahold
of your bra?
270
00:10:59,521 --> 00:11:00,821
Well,
uh, we were out on a date,
271
00:11:00,856 --> 00:11:02,222
And he has
a really nice car, so --
272
00:11:02,257 --> 00:11:03,190
How do you think?
273
00:11:03,224 --> 00:11:04,991
He got it
out of the laundry basket.
274
00:11:05,025 --> 00:11:07,326
I can't take my eyes
off that dog for a second.
275
00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:08,860
Why don't you just keep him
in the crate?
276
00:11:08,895 --> 00:11:11,463
I tried that.
He figured out how to get out.
277
00:11:11,497 --> 00:11:12,964
I thought you were dealing
with your dad.
278
00:11:12,998 --> 00:11:14,699
Oh, yeah. I did.
He's fine, so...
279
00:11:14,733 --> 00:11:18,402
Whoa, you got that from
a two-minute conversation?
280
00:11:18,436 --> 00:11:21,504
I asked him point-blank
if he was okay.
281
00:11:21,538 --> 00:11:23,372
He said he was,
so I just --
282
00:11:23,406 --> 00:11:26,675
Just swapped some jokes
and moved on.
283
00:11:26,709 --> 00:11:30,078
Phil, the man needs
more of a push than that.
284
00:11:30,113 --> 00:11:33,014
Look, if he wants to talk to me
about it, he will.
285
00:11:33,049 --> 00:11:35,083
Geez, someone's panties
are in a bunch.
286
00:11:35,117 --> 00:11:36,350
I thought I was showing
concern and --
287
00:11:36,385 --> 00:11:37,451
No, right there.
288
00:11:37,485 --> 00:11:39,953
Oh, my God.
That damn dog.
289
00:11:39,987 --> 00:11:42,722
Guys, a little help.
290
00:11:42,756 --> 00:11:44,958
I have to go to the bathroom,
291
00:11:44,992 --> 00:11:47,060
And I'm not gonna do it
in here.
292
00:11:54,900 --> 00:11:57,235
Hey, I got Chinese.
293
00:11:57,269 --> 00:11:59,136
Sweet.
I'm starving.
294
00:11:59,170 --> 00:12:00,637
Oh, we have guests.
295
00:12:00,671 --> 00:12:03,406
Yeah, hey. We were just having
a little jam session.
296
00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:06,175
You know Dylan.
This is Craig. This is Neal.
297
00:12:06,209 --> 00:12:08,777
I'll always remember him
as the stranger holding my baby.
298
00:12:08,811 --> 00:12:10,512
Can I talk to you
in the kitchen for a second?
299
00:12:10,546 --> 00:12:11,646
Uh, yeah.
300
00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:14,882
Uh, hey, guys,
let's -- let's just take five.
301
00:12:14,916 --> 00:12:16,717
What's up
with "21 jump street"?
302
00:12:16,751 --> 00:12:18,552
Oh. Oh, well,
their drummer quit,
303
00:12:18,586 --> 00:12:20,753
And I'm gonna fill in for
him tomorrow night. No, no.
304
00:12:20,788 --> 00:12:22,888
We have pepper's après-ski fondue
party tomorrow night, Cam.
305
00:12:22,922 --> 00:12:24,656
Oh, no.
306
00:12:24,691 --> 00:12:26,057
So you'll just have to
tell your band
307
00:12:26,092 --> 00:12:27,759
That they're gonna have to find
someone else.
308
00:12:27,793 --> 00:12:29,760
You know what? No, I'm not gonna
let these fellas down.
309
00:12:29,794 --> 00:12:30,861
I made a commitment.
310
00:12:30,895 --> 00:12:32,762
You made two commitments, okay?
311
00:12:32,797 --> 00:12:35,198
And you know how pepper is.
Everything has to be perfect.
312
00:12:35,232 --> 00:12:37,566
He gets mad if you don't wear
a big sweater.
313
00:12:37,601 --> 00:12:40,834
Yeah, I remember. I got so hot last year,
I almost went facedown in the Gruyère.
314
00:12:40,868 --> 00:12:42,835
So I'm going by myself.
Is that what you're saying?
315
00:12:43,937 --> 00:12:45,537
I just feel like
I kind of need this.
316
00:12:45,572 --> 00:12:48,340
To round out
your college applications?
317
00:12:48,374 --> 00:12:51,042
It's just that because
I'm always home with Lily,
318
00:12:51,076 --> 00:12:53,010
I just feel like I'm going
a little bit stir crazy.
319
00:12:53,044 --> 00:12:54,311
Look at the den.
320
00:12:54,345 --> 00:12:56,379
Every time I finish painting it,
I start all over again.
321
00:12:56,414 --> 00:12:59,215
It's like
the Golden Gate Bridge.
322
00:12:59,250 --> 00:13:01,818
I'm gonna go back to jamming.
323
00:13:05,255 --> 00:13:06,588
Aah!
324
00:13:08,791 --> 00:13:11,759
Yeah, we got to fix this.
325
00:13:19,124 --> 00:13:21,192
Hey, what's with the big sweater
at a concert?
326
00:13:21,226 --> 00:13:22,526
Is that a gay thing?
327
00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:25,796
No, dad, it's for my friend
pepper's après-ski fondue --
328
00:13:25,830 --> 00:13:28,331
Yeah, yeah, it's a gay thing.
329
00:13:28,365 --> 00:13:29,998
I hope they start soon.
330
00:13:30,033 --> 00:13:33,066
I don't think scout
likes to be left alone.
331
00:13:33,100 --> 00:13:34,666
You love the dog.
332
00:13:34,700 --> 00:13:35,699
No, I don't love the dog.
333
00:13:35,734 --> 00:13:37,134
I love my couch,
334
00:13:37,169 --> 00:13:40,070
And the dog was looking at it
like it was a giant sausage.
335
00:13:40,104 --> 00:13:42,372
Good news, you two. You're
getting your driveway back.
336
00:13:42,406 --> 00:13:44,106
I'm hitting the open road
in the morning.
337
00:13:44,141 --> 00:13:45,107
Oh, already?
Yeah.
338
00:13:45,142 --> 00:13:46,842
Anxious to get home and see mom,
huh?
339
00:13:46,876 --> 00:13:49,043
No, I'm just gonna drive
wherever the wind blows me,
340
00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:50,712
Which is usually
into the next lane.
341
00:13:50,746 --> 00:13:52,380
Can we get some sodas, grandpa?
342
00:13:52,414 --> 00:13:54,115
Okay, but just one.
I'm driving.
343
00:13:54,150 --> 00:13:55,383
Come on.
344
00:13:57,052 --> 00:13:58,018
He's not going home?
345
00:13:58,052 --> 00:13:59,519
He's never been away
from my mom
346
00:13:59,554 --> 00:14:01,221
For longer
than a doctor's appointment.
347
00:14:01,255 --> 00:14:02,521
Honey, I know.
I told you.
348
00:14:02,556 --> 00:14:03,622
I always felt bad
349
00:14:03,657 --> 00:14:05,390
For people with
emotionally distant fathers.
350
00:14:05,425 --> 00:14:06,925
It turns out I'm one of them.
351
00:14:06,959 --> 00:14:10,228
It's a miracle
I didn't end up a stripper.
352
00:14:10,262 --> 00:14:12,196
Hey, thanks, everybody,
for coming out.
353
00:14:12,230 --> 00:14:14,164
These are some songs we wrote.
354
00:14:14,198 --> 00:14:15,832
1, 2!
355
00:14:15,867 --> 00:14:17,467
1, 2, 3!
356
00:14:17,501 --> 00:14:19,535
??baby, don't leave me ??
357
00:14:19,169 --> 00:14:21,203
??I just, I want you to know ??
358
00:14:21,237 --> 00:14:23,737
??I want you to know ??
359
00:14:23,772 --> 00:14:27,738
??there's something inside me
that I cannot control ??
360
00:14:27,773 --> 00:14:29,043
??I cannot control ??
361
00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:31,344
Our boyfriends totally rock!
362
00:14:31,779 --> 00:14:33,912
I know, right?!
363
00:14:33,946 --> 00:14:37,548
Well, the plan was to watch him
for 10 minutes
364
00:14:37,582 --> 00:14:39,649
And then run out
to pepper's party.
365
00:14:39,683 --> 00:14:41,549
??...My veins ??
366
00:14:41,184 --> 00:14:42,851
??my blood runs... ??
367
00:14:42,885 --> 00:14:46,688
But he was so great up there,
how -- how could I leave?
368
00:14:47,122 --> 00:14:51,493
??but don't be afraid ??
369
00:14:51,127 --> 00:14:53,227
??I'll be your vampire ??
370
00:14:53,262 --> 00:14:54,762
It was his moment.
371
00:14:55,196 --> 00:14:56,230
Come on!
372
00:14:56,264 --> 00:14:59,299
Wow!
I know!
373
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:14,212
And his moment went on
for a really...
374
00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:16,247
Really long time.
375
00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:33,490
Turns out, I could have
run to the party
376
00:15:33,524 --> 00:15:36,158
And made it back for the end...
377
00:15:36,193 --> 00:15:38,730
Of his moment.
378
00:15:40,333 --> 00:15:43,601
Manny, go brush your teeth
and get ready for bed, okay?
379
00:15:43,635 --> 00:15:45,403
Your bed.
380
00:15:45,437 --> 00:15:46,839
Can I watch TV?
381
00:15:46,873 --> 00:15:48,307
Only 10 minutes.
382
00:15:48,342 --> 00:15:49,942
Okay.
383
00:15:57,717 --> 00:15:59,385
Hey, Jay, it's Ben Dugan.
384
00:15:59,419 --> 00:16:00,752
I got your message.
385
00:16:00,787 --> 00:16:03,188
Uh, yes, I'm happy to help out.
I'll swing by tonight.
386
00:16:03,222 --> 00:16:04,889
What's that?
That's Ben.
387
00:16:04,924 --> 00:16:06,690
That's the guy
who was in the movie.
388
00:16:06,725 --> 00:16:09,058
I figured when Manny sees him,
sees how nice he is,
389
00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:10,860
He'll realize it's all pretend.
390
00:16:15,765 --> 00:16:17,166
You think that will work?
391
00:16:17,201 --> 00:16:18,535
That guy's a sweetheart.
392
00:16:18,569 --> 00:16:20,237
Manny's gonna spend
two minutes with him.
393
00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:21,704
He'll explain
how the movie's made.
394
00:16:21,739 --> 00:16:24,073
He's even bringing
his fake machete.
395
00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:25,575
Thing's made of rubber.
396
00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:34,112
Hey, are you Manny?
397
00:16:34,147 --> 00:16:35,481
I'm here for you!
398
00:16:36,483 --> 00:16:37,616
Look what I got.
399
00:16:38,585 --> 00:16:40,552
Aah!
400
00:16:40,587 --> 00:16:42,821
Mom, he's here!
401
00:16:42,855 --> 00:16:44,589
Que pasó?! Que pasó?!
Que pasó?!
402
00:16:46,490 --> 00:16:48,191
Ay!
403
00:16:48,225 --> 00:16:50,426
We're gonna need a bigger bed.
404
00:16:52,494 --> 00:16:54,527
Oh, geez.
405
00:16:56,897 --> 00:16:58,563
Oh, my God.
I think that's him.
406
00:16:58,598 --> 00:16:59,931
hey!
407
00:16:59,966 --> 00:17:01,699
You stayed.
408
00:17:01,733 --> 00:17:03,367
Yeah. Well, you know,
I'm -- I'm with the band.
409
00:17:03,401 --> 00:17:05,936
I thought the gig
was a little sloppy in spots,
410
00:17:05,970 --> 00:17:08,004
But I think once I learn
all the songs...
411
00:17:08,038 --> 00:17:11,372
I thought -- I thought this
was a one-time thing.
412
00:17:11,406 --> 00:17:13,640
Are you kidding?
We destroyed in there.
413
00:17:13,674 --> 00:17:15,674
Did you hear that one lady
screaming my name?
414
00:17:15,709 --> 00:17:17,175
That was Phil.
415
00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:18,776
He had a red bull.
416
00:17:18,811 --> 00:17:20,478
Hey, guys, good gig, huh?
417
00:17:20,513 --> 00:17:22,280
Yeah, totally awesome.
418
00:17:22,314 --> 00:17:24,048
Heck of a gig.
419
00:17:24,083 --> 00:17:25,416
Hey, guys.
420
00:17:25,451 --> 00:17:27,684
Hey.
I thought you were in Portland.
421
00:17:27,719 --> 00:17:30,120
No,
my parents broke up again.
422
00:17:30,154 --> 00:17:32,723
I'm not moving.
I can stay in the band.
423
00:17:34,494 --> 00:17:37,995
Well, this --
this is awkward.
424
00:17:38,030 --> 00:17:39,130
Uh...
425
00:17:39,164 --> 00:17:40,331
Cam.
426
00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:44,634
Oh, a-awkward for me.
427
00:17:48,772 --> 00:17:51,240
Good luck following that,
Ringo.
428
00:17:53,609 --> 00:17:56,010
I believe this belongs to you.
429
00:17:56,045 --> 00:17:58,680
I don't want to drag the house
along with me.
430
00:17:58,714 --> 00:18:00,448
Come here, you little monkeys.
431
00:18:00,482 --> 00:18:02,116
Bye, grandpa, we'll miss you.
432
00:18:02,150 --> 00:18:03,584
I wish I could take you
with me.
433
00:18:03,618 --> 00:18:05,986
Yeah, drive safe, grandpa.
I'll try.
434
00:18:06,020 --> 00:18:07,854
You sure you don't want to stay
for breakfast?
435
00:18:07,888 --> 00:18:10,622
No, I ought to be
hitting the road.
436
00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:13,258
Whelp...Adiós.
437
00:18:13,292 --> 00:18:14,825
Dad, hold on.
Hmm?
438
00:18:14,860 --> 00:18:16,293
Can I talk to you for a second?
439
00:18:16,328 --> 00:18:17,661
Sure.
440
00:18:17,696 --> 00:18:20,231
Guys.
441
00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:22,933
I don't think
you're being honest with me.
442
00:18:22,967 --> 00:18:26,636
I-I know something
is going on with you.
443
00:18:28,138 --> 00:18:29,604
What's up?
444
00:18:29,638 --> 00:18:31,005
Something up?
445
00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:33,174
Well, my boxers are, uh,
riding a little high.
446
00:18:33,209 --> 00:18:35,110
I'm not in the mood for jokes
right now,
447
00:18:35,144 --> 00:18:36,377
Although you nailed that.
448
00:18:36,412 --> 00:18:37,411
Thanks. Thanks.
Great stuff.
449
00:18:37,446 --> 00:18:40,214
Thanks.
450
00:18:40,248 --> 00:18:41,915
It's nothing.
451
00:18:41,950 --> 00:18:44,517
Oh, it's nothing?
452
00:18:44,552 --> 00:18:45,885
Nothing to do with mom?
453
00:18:45,953 --> 00:18:48,354
No!
454
00:18:48,389 --> 00:18:51,790
Well...Yeah.
455
00:18:51,824 --> 00:18:53,425
I've fallen in love.
456
00:18:53,459 --> 00:18:56,327
Oh, my God!
Who is she?
457
00:18:56,362 --> 00:18:57,562
He.
458
00:18:57,596 --> 00:18:59,430
What?
459
00:18:59,464 --> 00:19:02,232
It's that little guy
right over there.
460
00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:04,100
Come on over here.
Come on.
461
00:19:04,135 --> 00:19:05,101
Come on.
462
00:19:05,135 --> 00:19:07,070
There you go.
Oh, look at him.
463
00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:08,371
Driving across country,
464
00:19:08,405 --> 00:19:11,607
This little bastard nuzzled
his way right into my heart.
465
00:19:11,641 --> 00:19:13,008
Didn't you?
466
00:19:13,042 --> 00:19:15,610
So, this is just about you
not wanting to leave the dog?
467
00:19:15,644 --> 00:19:16,844
Well, you should tell mom.
468
00:19:16,878 --> 00:19:18,712
Those three days
on the road with him
469
00:19:18,746 --> 00:19:20,214
Were the happiest of my life.
470
00:19:20,248 --> 00:19:21,715
You should leave that part out.
471
00:19:21,749 --> 00:19:24,617
I don't want to keep scout
if it makes grandpa sad.
472
00:19:24,651 --> 00:19:27,453
Yeah, I know, sweetie,
but grandma has allergies,
473
00:19:27,487 --> 00:19:29,621
So scout has to stay with us.
474
00:19:29,656 --> 00:19:32,224
Well, she could always just get
some allergy shots.
475
00:19:32,258 --> 00:19:34,493
Honey, you don't want
to put her through that.
476
00:19:34,527 --> 00:19:37,262
Well, hell, back in the day,
I got a vasectomy for her.
477
00:19:37,296 --> 00:19:40,031
Dad, dad, please.
478
00:19:40,065 --> 00:19:42,199
Scout's --
scout's your dog.
479
00:19:42,233 --> 00:19:44,367
He should go with you.
480
00:19:47,037 --> 00:19:50,305
Okay, you twisted my arm.
481
00:19:50,340 --> 00:19:51,873
Thanks, son.
482
00:19:51,908 --> 00:19:53,841
Thanks for poking through
the armor.
483
00:19:53,876 --> 00:19:56,077
You're poking through the armor
down there.
484
00:19:56,111 --> 00:19:57,344
What?
Made you look.
485
00:19:58,646 --> 00:20:00,246
You are a treasure.
486
00:20:00,281 --> 00:20:02,348
Come on, scout.
Let's mosey.
487
00:20:02,382 --> 00:20:04,116
Oh, oh, oh, oh, wait.
488
00:20:05,685 --> 00:20:07,219
He loves that.
489
00:20:07,253 --> 00:20:09,087
Oh, I bet he does.
490
00:20:09,121 --> 00:20:12,756
No, scout.
This time, I drive.
491
00:20:12,790 --> 00:20:14,590
You still got it!
492
00:20:14,625 --> 00:20:16,525
I can't believe
I'm saying this,
493
00:20:16,559 --> 00:20:18,493
But I think
I might have actually
494
00:20:18,527 --> 00:20:20,395
Gotten even closer with my dad.
495
00:20:21,897 --> 00:20:25,031
I can't believe he took my dog.
496
00:20:25,066 --> 00:20:27,000
Bye, pop! Bye, grandpa!
Love you!
497
00:20:27,034 --> 00:20:28,601
Bye, dad.
498
00:20:28,669 --> 00:20:31,205
Bye, grandpa! I love you!
Luke, stay!
499
00:20:31,239 --> 00:20:32,609
Luke, stay!
Come back soon!
500
00:20:32,643 --> 00:20:34,144
I'll see you later!
Luke, stay!
501
00:20:34,178 --> 00:20:35,912
Luke!
Stay!
502
00:20:35,913 --> 00:20:37,913
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503
00:20:38,201 --> 00:20:39,735
Frank.
504
00:20:39,769 --> 00:20:40,769
Hey, Jay!
505
00:20:40,803 --> 00:20:42,737
Good to see you.
Great to see you.
506
00:20:42,771 --> 00:20:44,505
Didn't expect to find you here.
507
00:20:44,540 --> 00:20:47,208
Well, listen, when my
granddaughter's boyfriend's band
508
00:20:47,242 --> 00:20:48,609
Plays an under-21 club
509
00:20:48,643 --> 00:20:51,746
With my daughter-in-law's
brother's gay partner,
510
00:20:51,780 --> 00:20:52,780
I show up.
511
00:20:52,814 --> 00:20:54,248
That's just how I was raised.
512
00:20:54,283 --> 00:20:55,883
I don't think you met my wife,
Gloria.
513
00:20:55,917 --> 00:20:57,050
Hola.
514
00:20:57,085 --> 00:21:00,517
Well, it's a pleasure.
You are a lovely woman.
515
00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:01,551
You must be Frank.
516
00:21:01,586 --> 00:21:03,253
Okay, then.
517
00:21:03,287 --> 00:21:06,256
You are hotter than a Las Vegas
sidewalk on the 4th of July.
518
00:21:06,290 --> 00:21:08,324
did I go too far?
519
00:21:08,359 --> 00:21:09,692
Not you, Frank.
No.