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What's my favorite way to relax?
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Throw on my wireless headphones
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And disappear into
the nature channel.
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The fascinating thing about nature
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Is how, in the blink of an eye,
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It can go from a scene
of total tranquil beauty
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To raw, primal violence.
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Could you seriously not hear
me with those things on?
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It's noise-canceling technology.
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Give it a spin.
It's got -- sweetie! Focus.
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Mom, why are you
freaking out on everyone?
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Because you are acting very
irresponsibly -- all of you.
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Listen, honey,
luke has a giant project
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Due tomorrow for school
that he hasn't even started,
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And haley just informed
me she needs 40 cupcakes
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For her school fundraiser,
also due tomorrow.
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I'd like to point out
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I completed all my assignments
on my own and on time.
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Not now, alex. Not now, alex.
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Okay, look,
I will take the cupcakes.
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You do the project.
It's on vincent van gogh. Done.
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Okay, I need you to
really stay on him,
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Keep him focused.
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All right.
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I'm...Actually gonna take
a different approach,
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But... Actually gonna
insist that you don't.
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Claire, I know you've got
your methods, but so do I.
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I'm sorry,
but I'm not a cromanager.
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Trust me, I can provide luke
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With the tools and guidance
he needs without, uh,
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Smothering him.
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You think I smother our child?
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It's not your fault, honey.
"mother" is part of the word.
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You never hear of anyone
being "sfathered" to death.
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I know what luke's problem is.
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He's got adhd.
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No. No, I don't!
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What is it?
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I'd tell you, but you'd wander off
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Before I got to the "h."
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Just promise me
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That you will stay on him
until this project is done.
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I will, but you might have a
little more confidence in him.
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wah. Wah. No one can hear me now.
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Whoooo!
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Everybody is stupid, except me.
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Ha ha ha. I am funny.
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Resync for 720p by Baqinardo
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Is this the cutest
thing I've ever seen?
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You out here on the curb
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With your little telescope,
waiting for your dad.
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It's not cute.
It's -- it's science.
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Tonight is the magnificent
lyrid meteor shower.
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It's where the planet geek
passes through the nerdy way.
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Oh, you know I think it's sweet.
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Every couple years,
mitchell and his father,
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They go out and enjoy one
of these showers together.
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Well, I -- I wouldn't
necessarily put it that way.
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I mean, yes,
me and my father enjoy it
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Because we -- we don't share
a lot of the same interests.
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Like, um, I-I never went
to sports games with him.
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Probably because you call them "
sports games."
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Just lose the "sports."
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Just -- just "games."
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Oh, here comes your shower partner.
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Stop it!
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I'm kidding. Have fun
with your dad, okay?
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All right. See you later.
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Don't worry about me. I'm not.
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I'm just saying, if you were.
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Shotgun, sucker!
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Make sure the seat is
exactly the way you want it
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And feel free to play with any
of these controls up here.
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I have no idea what they do.
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But I want mi car to be su car.
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Cameron, are you okay?
You seem nervous.
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Uh, nervous? No, I'm...Not nervous.
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I was nervous.
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I mean, when mitchell made
plans with his father,
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I figured, why not spend
the evening with gloria?
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I've always wanted to be
good friends with her.
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On paper, we should be
good friends.
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Look at us -- one spicy,
curvy diva --
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And gloria.
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The problem is, I had a little,
minor setback
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That we had to overcome
from a couple weeks ago.
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I cannot stand hanging out with his ivy
league friends. Oh, they're the worst.
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They're not that bad.
They are the worst.
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They're not that bad.
Are you kidding me?
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Debbie can't go two minutes
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Without talking about
columbia university,
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And the little guy with
the lazy eye from harvard.
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Brown. Whatever.
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Honestly, I wish that tart
would go back to columbia
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And take her weird,
little brown friend with her.
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Cam, you need to relax.
You explained.
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Not very well.
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You know how awkward I get
when things get awkward.
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So when I was id "brown people,"
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I-I wasn't talking about your,
uh, brown people.
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I was talking about people
who go to a university,
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Um, not your people.
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Not -- not that your people
couldn't go to college.
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Okay, now I'm hearing myself say "
your people" a lot, so...
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I'm just very excited
because this is, um --
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You know, this is our
first night out together,
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So it's our little date.
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Where are we going?
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Make sure your seat belt
is securely fastened
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And your tray tables are
in the upright position,
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Because I got us into palaiseau!
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fancy.
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I know, it's normally
a 4-week wait,
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But the maitre d' is an old
pilates brother of mine,
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So just one phone call.
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Okay.
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Palaiseau!
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Ay, cameron, you know what?
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I don't know if I'm in the
mood for something so fancy.
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Can we just go somewhere,
like, more simple?
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Oh, of -- yes. Yes, of course.
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We can -- what -- what do you
what did you have in mind?
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I don't know.
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How about a little latin place
that I always used to go?
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That sounds fantastic. Okay.
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I would love to see
how your people eat.
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"your people"?
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What is wrong with me?
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Okay, it's egg-crackin' time.
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Now, I find the key to
cracking an egg properly --
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Mom, I'm not a child. I can do it.
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Okay.
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Okay. Okay.
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My mom's not dumb.
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You can't just ask her
to do something for you.
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You have to very carefully
put the cheese in the trap.
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Uh, oops. I got a little
shell in the bowl.
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And when --
when that happens, I find
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That I like to not dig it out -- I got it.
It's okay. It's right here.
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Oh, that's -- that's really gross.
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Okay, I'm gonna -- I'll do this.
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You just...Mop up.
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And...Snap!
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Is it bad that I
feel sorry for her?
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So, how do I start?
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What do you think?
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I don't know. Mom usually
tells me what to do.
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Join the club. I'm kidding.
I love your mom.
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We are going to try a
new approach this time.
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Now, your goal is
to create a display
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About the life and art
of van gogh, right?
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Yeah.
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Okay, I got your poster
board right here,
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So pretend you're telling
the story of his life
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To someone who has
never heard of him.
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What do you put on that board?
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I see the wheels spinning,
the spark of creat--
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How do they get the
lead in pencils?
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Okay, let's try to stay on topic.
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Hey, jay, look who thinks
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Mercury is the densest
planet in the solar system.
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I take it from your mocking
tone that I am incorrect.
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The densest planet is earth.
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Which makes you the densest
guy on the densest planet.
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Zing!
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Fun.
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You sure mitchell won't
mind me tagging ong?
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Are you kidding? He loves you.
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What are you worried about?
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I've never had a brother before.
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We never really hung out that much.
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Kiddo, you are overthinking this.
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I just don't want to
say the wrong thing.
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You can't. That's the
beauty of having a brother.
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Me and my brother were zinging
each other all the time,
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You know, like,
"what's going on, fat boy?"
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"nothing much, jackass.
" you know, things of that nature.
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It's -- it's how
brothers express love.
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Hmm.
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Shotgun, sucker!
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yeah.
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I'm gonna... See the sights.
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Not if they see you first!
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Kind of missed with that one, kid.
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All right, this is all you
need to know right here.
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Apparently, the
pencil's in two pieces,
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And they glue th
together around the lead.
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What if we put all the sff
about his life on this side
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And all the stuff about his
paintings on this side?
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Luke, buddy, that's fantastic.
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And the best part is you came
up with that by yourself.
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All it took was a little
bit of focus and, uh...
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This thing is really loose.
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I'm gonna go grab a screwdriver,
but you run with this.
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On your mark, get set, van gogh!
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Hey, dad.
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He kind of looks
like uncle mitchell,
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If uncle mitchell were insane.
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Aah!
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I got sprayed by a skunk!
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Oh! Ugh!
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Oh, you stink.
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And not just at astronomy! Blammo!
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What is happening?
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I love this place.
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I was a little bit worried,
because it's not exactly --
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I...Love...This place.
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I...Was...Nervous.
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I mean, there was a lot of
different food on the menu.
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And on the floor. And on the wall.
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Are we -- are we sure we're not
exaggerating just a little bit?
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Were you there, mitchell?
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Because I think I
would've recognized
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The only other white or gay person.
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I had already offended gloria once.
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Not gonna do it again.
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Hello. ÿcómo está?
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Gloria!
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Desde hace mucho que no vienes.
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Mi amigo, cameron. Oh, welcome.
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So, carnitas diablos?
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Ah, you remember!
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Uh, I'll just have the same thing.
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No, no, no, no, no, you should have
the chicken enchiladas. Mm-hmm.
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Uh, no, I'll have the
carnitas diablos.
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These are not for you.
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Excuse me? They're too spicy.
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And this girl is used to it.
Yeah, he's right.
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I can spice you under
the table any day,
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There, sweet thing.
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Dos carnitas diablos, por favor.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Mitchell.
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Of course. What was I thinking?
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Dad, can we --
can we just go home, please?
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You've got to air out first
before I let you in that car.
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I'll never get the stink out.
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Hey, jay, is that venus?
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'cause I can smell the clouds
of pure sulfuric acid from here.
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Slam!
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Okay, I-I -- I'd really
like to go home now.
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We'll miss the meteor shower.
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The trouble is your clothes.
Just take them off.
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I think there's a blanket
in the trunk. You sure, dad?
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You're -- you're not worried
I might stink up the blanket?
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Don't worry about it.
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We just use it to cover up the seat
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For when manny's all sweaty
after his tango class.
250
00:10:00,886 --> 00:10:03,621
If you don't sweat,
you're not doing it right.
251
00:10:08,828 --> 00:10:12,063
So, he was one of the best
boyfriends I ever had.
252
00:10:12,098 --> 00:10:13,632
But he was gay.
253
00:10:14,166 --> 00:10:16,334
Yeah, I figured that out
after the first month,
254
00:10:16,368 --> 00:10:17,835
But I stayed for a whole year
255
00:10:17,870 --> 00:10:19,637
Because the haircuts
were fantastic!
256
00:10:19,671 --> 00:10:23,241
it's funny, huh?
257
00:10:23,275 --> 00:10:25,443
Cameron, come on,
it's not that funny.
258
00:10:25,477 --> 00:10:26,978
Are you okay I'm fine.
259
00:10:27,012 --> 00:10:28,780
Are you sure? I love this place.
260
00:10:30,382 --> 00:10:31,983
But your head is running water.
261
00:10:32,017 --> 00:10:33,818
No, I don't think it is.
262
00:10:33,852 --> 00:10:36,988
I told you it was too spicy for you!
Look at your shirt!
263
00:10:37,022 --> 00:10:39,590
No, I just need to get a little bit of a
drink of something. No, no, no, no, no.
264
00:10:39,625 --> 00:10:41,492
Cameron, the water
makes it so worse.
265
00:10:41,527 --> 00:10:42,527
No!
266
00:10:43,829 --> 00:10:46,097
Oh, you're right.
That does make it worse.
267
00:10:46,131 --> 00:10:48,466
I feel like I ate the sun!
268
00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:52,336
And that is the secret
to no lumps. See?
269
00:10:52,371 --> 00:10:53,371
It's kind of fun.
270
00:10:53,405 --> 00:10:54,639
You make it fun, mom.
271
00:10:54,673 --> 00:10:57,141
Mmm. Listen to these
symptoms of adhd
272
00:10:57,176 --> 00:10:58,943
And tell me it's not luke. Alex.
273
00:10:58,977 --> 00:11:01,879
"easily distracted by
irrelevant stimuli."
274
00:11:11,223 --> 00:11:15,726
"often impulsively abandons
one task for another."
275
00:11:21,567 --> 00:11:23,634
That's where I left those.
276
00:11:23,669 --> 00:11:26,537
"a tendency to act without
regard to consequences,
277
00:11:26,572 --> 00:11:30,174
Often at the expense
of personal safety."
278
00:11:46,959 --> 00:11:48,326
"having accidents more often --"
279
00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:50,061
Okay, you know what?
I think that that's enough, alex.
280
00:11:50,095 --> 00:11:51,162
We've -- we've got it.
281
00:12:06,644 --> 00:12:09,579
Okay, no. No.
282
00:12:12,016 --> 00:12:14,952
Phil? Phil, honey, are you okay?
283
00:12:14,987 --> 00:12:16,087
Yeah.
284
00:12:16,121 --> 00:12:18,089
Remember those sunglasses
I couldn't find?
285
00:12:18,156 --> 00:12:19,690
Bingo!
286
00:12:21,026 --> 00:12:23,394
I asked you to do one thing
stay on top of luke.
287
00:12:23,428 --> 00:12:25,596
For your information,
your son is hard at work
288
00:12:25,631 --> 00:12:28,232
On an awesome van gogh - got
to fix that -- masterpiece.
289
00:12:28,267 --> 00:12:29,300
Wait till you see.
290
00:12:29,334 --> 00:12:31,068
You're gonna be so surprised.
291
00:12:31,103 --> 00:12:32,903
Oh, god, honey, I want nothing more
292
00:12:32,938 --> 00:12:35,039
Than to be surprised, really.
293
00:12:37,943 --> 00:12:40,011
Oh.
294
00:12:40,045 --> 00:12:41,712
I'm not surprised.
295
00:12:43,515 --> 00:12:44,682
Okay, that's it.
296
00:12:44,716 --> 00:12:46,017
I don't want to hear anything
297
00:12:46,051 --> 00:12:47,618
About your new method
of doing things.
298
00:12:47,653 --> 00:12:49,487
There's one thing that
works with these kids,
299
00:12:49,488 --> 00:12:51,355
And that is staying on top of them,
300
00:12:51,390 --> 00:12:53,190
Which, thanks to you, my friend,
301
00:12:53,225 --> 00:12:55,426
I will now be able
to do all night long.
302
00:13:02,934 --> 00:13:04,168
Not happy, dude.
303
00:13:04,202 --> 00:13:05,303
You're supposed to be working.
304
00:13:05,337 --> 00:13:06,304
I am working.
305
00:13:07,773 --> 00:13:09,607
I know what you think, but -- no,
I don't want to hear it.
306
00:13:09,641 --> 00:13:10,941
I'm going down to
clean up the garage.
307
00:13:10,976 --> 00:13:12,677
Then I'm coming back,
and I'm gonna stand over you
308
00:13:12,711 --> 00:13:14,845
Until this thing is done, okay?
309
00:13:21,587 --> 00:13:23,588
Breathe. Breathing only
makes the fire spread.
310
00:13:23,623 --> 00:13:24,656
Okay, then drink this milk.
311
00:13:25,390 --> 00:13:26,924
Ay, cam!
312
00:13:26,958 --> 00:13:29,694
Why did you have to
orr that spicy dish?
313
00:13:29,728 --> 00:13:31,796
Because I'm -- I'm a big idiot.
314
00:13:31,830 --> 00:13:34,398
And I wanted to have
this awesome night
315
00:13:34,433 --> 00:13:35,833
Between the two of us,
316
00:13:35,867 --> 00:13:37,635
Where we end up best friends,
317
00:13:37,669 --> 00:13:39,970
Uh, having lunch, buying shoes.
318
00:13:40,005 --> 00:13:40,971
Okay!
319
00:13:41,006 --> 00:13:44,108
Let's go have lunch!
Let's go buy shoes!
320
00:13:44,142 --> 00:13:45,443
Really?
321
00:13:45,477 --> 00:13:48,579
Yeah, why are you so surprised?
I don't know.
322
00:13:48,613 --> 00:13:51,649
I guess I just always feel like
I-I blow it with you, gloria.
323
00:13:51,683 --> 00:13:53,484
Whether it's the colombian comment
324
00:13:53,518 --> 00:13:55,386
Or picking the wrong restaurant --
325
00:13:55,420 --> 00:13:56,554
The restaurant?
326
00:13:56,588 --> 00:13:58,856
That had nothing to do with you.
327
00:13:58,890 --> 00:14:02,360
I was just not in the mood
to go anywhere that fancy
328
00:14:02,394 --> 00:14:05,229
After the stupid thing
I did this morning.
329
00:14:05,263 --> 00:14:07,465
What did you do?
330
00:14:07,499 --> 00:14:09,834
I bought a dress.
331
00:14:09,868 --> 00:14:11,001
You monster.
332
00:14:11,036 --> 00:14:14,105
It was a very expensive
dress that I don't need.
333
00:14:14,139 --> 00:14:16,173
I felt so stupid
that when I got home,
334
00:14:16,208 --> 00:14:18,442
I couldn't even bring
it inside the house.
335
00:14:18,477 --> 00:14:19,777
I left it in the car.
336
00:14:19,811 --> 00:14:22,146
I totally get it.
I have a legendary hat story.
337
00:14:22,180 --> 00:14:24,315
I'll bet you look
fabulous in that dress.
338
00:14:24,349 --> 00:14:27,451
Yes, but anyone would
look fabulous in at dress.
339
00:14:28,453 --> 00:14:29,820
You find that blanket?
340
00:14:29,855 --> 00:14:32,089
No.
341
00:14:32,124 --> 00:14:34,558
This was all I could find. Shut up!
342
00:14:34,593 --> 00:14:35,960
Really shows off your shape.
343
00:14:35,994 --> 00:14:38,796
Okay. Spin around, cupcake.
Let's see the caboose.
344
00:14:38,830 --> 00:14:41,899
you get fries with that shake?
345
00:14:43,501 --> 00:14:44,835
Was that too far?
346
00:14:44,869 --> 00:14:46,437
There's a line, jay.
347
00:14:46,471 --> 00:14:49,273
I better go mop this up.
348
00:14:49,307 --> 00:14:52,676
Oh, come on. Where's the...
349
00:14:55,346 --> 00:14:58,082
I'm sorry if things got a
little out of hand back there,
350
00:14:58,116 --> 00:15:00,617
But in our defense, look at you.
351
00:15:00,652 --> 00:15:03,120
I mean, smell you.
352
00:15:03,154 --> 00:15:05,422
This is a fantastic apology.
353
00:15:05,457 --> 00:15:07,057
Oh, don't be too hard on the kid.
354
00:15:07,092 --> 00:15:08,625
I was egging him on.
355
00:15:08,660 --> 00:15:11,495
If you're gonna be mad, bead at me.
356
00:15:11,529 --> 00:15:13,130
Done.
357
00:15:13,164 --> 00:15:15,232
I was just happy to see
him laugh a little bit.
358
00:15:15,266 --> 00:15:17,067
You know, he's had
kind of a tough week.
359
00:15:17,102 --> 00:15:18,635
I got sprayed by a skunk,
360
00:15:18,670 --> 00:15:21,939
And I'm wearing a dress that
makes my hips look huge.
361
00:15:21,973 --> 00:15:24,575
I know he doesn't want
me to talk about it,
362
00:15:24,609 --> 00:15:27,311
But he didn't get invited
to this big party.
363
00:15:27,345 --> 00:15:31,315
Some kids he thought were his
friends think he's weird.
364
00:15:31,349 --> 00:15:33,117
Now, you know me on this.
365
00:15:33,151 --> 00:15:34,785
I'm no -- I'm no good at it,
you know?
366
00:15:34,819 --> 00:15:36,920
I-I never know what to say.
367
00:15:36,955 --> 00:15:38,388
Well, that's true.
368
00:15:38,423 --> 00:15:41,492
But maybe I raised a kid who
would know what to say.
369
00:15:43,294 --> 00:15:45,195
Now, that's the only
reason I invited him along,
370
00:15:45,230 --> 00:15:46,830
You know, because
this astronomy stuff
371
00:15:46,865 --> 00:15:48,866
That's -- that's our thing.
372
00:15:51,870 --> 00:15:53,570
Yeah, no, I'll -- I'll talk to him.
373
00:15:53,605 --> 00:15:55,606
You know, you don't
look that ridiculous.
374
00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:57,741
Now, you -- you actually
got the legs for it.
375
00:15:57,776 --> 00:15:59,109
Dad --
376
00:15:59,144 --> 00:16:01,478
No, I'm just saying, if you
were that type of a gay... Dad!
377
00:16:01,513 --> 00:16:03,080
...You'd probably do
all right for yourself.
378
00:16:03,114 --> 00:16:05,315
Come on!
379
00:16:06,218 --> 00:16:09,353
You know, I always had a sense
it was dangerous down here,
380
00:16:09,388 --> 00:16:12,290
But I guess it's actually
kind of charming, isn't it?
381
00:16:12,324 --> 00:16:13,724
No, it's not safe at all.
382
00:16:13,759 --> 00:16:17,194
I used to live down here,
you know? What?
383
00:16:17,229 --> 00:16:18,929
Yeah, that's why I come down here.
384
00:16:18,964 --> 00:16:22,033
Look there.
That was my old apartment.
385
00:16:22,067 --> 00:16:24,769
After I left javier,
that's all I could afford.
386
00:16:25,303 --> 00:16:27,070
It's still part of me. Hmm.
387
00:16:27,105 --> 00:16:29,773
You have to remember
those things. You do.
388
00:16:29,808 --> 00:16:31,441
Like you when you go to your farm.
389
00:16:31,476 --> 00:16:33,777
You remember that?
I told you that a year ago.
390
00:16:33,812 --> 00:16:36,780
Of course I do. You're my friend,
you big idiot!
391
00:16:38,049 --> 00:16:40,751
You know, this part of
town might be very rough,
392
00:16:40,785 --> 00:16:42,786
But the people here, cameron --
393
00:16:42,821 --> 00:16:44,054
The best.
394
00:16:45,690 --> 00:16:48,258
I'm pretty sure I had
wheels when I parked here.
395
00:16:48,293 --> 00:16:49,827
Ay-yi-yi! Who did this?!
396
00:16:49,861 --> 00:16:51,395
Oh, no, it's okay, gloria.
397
00:16:51,429 --> 00:16:54,531
Who did this? !
You coward sons of bitches!
398
00:16:54,566 --> 00:16:57,334
It's okay, everybody!
I'm - I'm insured!
399
00:16:57,368 --> 00:16:59,203
What? You scared?!
400
00:16:59,237 --> 00:17:00,938
You scared to show your faces,
little girls?!
401
00:17:00,972 --> 00:17:03,640
No, no, it's all right,
everybody! Huh?! Cameron, wait in the car!
402
00:17:03,675 --> 00:17:06,844
Cameron! Gloria,
I think it's drivable!
403
00:17:06,878 --> 00:17:08,312
Gloria!
404
00:17:10,281 --> 00:17:11,649
Just so you know,
I'm going back up to luke's room,
405
00:17:11,683 --> 00:17:13,183
And I'm not leaving
until he's finished.
406
00:17:13,218 --> 00:17:14,451
Thank you.
407
00:17:14,486 --> 00:17:17,655
And I'm really sorry for not
underestimating luke enough.
408
00:17:17,689 --> 00:17:19,356
Well, that means a lot to me.
409
00:17:19,391 --> 00:17:22,793
The hardest part is he kind of
takes after me with all this. Hmm.
410
00:17:22,827 --> 00:17:25,195
Like my lack of focus
and your -- my what?
411
00:17:25,230 --> 00:17:28,599
I just love you. Hmm?
412
00:17:32,037 --> 00:17:34,071
I did it. Buddy!
413
00:17:34,105 --> 00:17:36,040
Oh, my god.
414
00:17:36,074 --> 00:17:37,374
Do you like it?
415
00:17:37,409 --> 00:17:38,909
I-I-I love it.
416
00:17:38,943 --> 00:17:41,645
Did you this? All him.
417
00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:43,013
I used mr. Potato head ears
418
00:17:43,048 --> 00:17:44,815
Because van gogh cut his ear off.
419
00:17:44,849 --> 00:17:47,084
And there's money,
because his paintings sell
420
00:17:47,118 --> 00:17:48,786
For, like, a bajillion dollars,
421
00:17:48,820 --> 00:17:51,321
Which is sad,
because he died broke.
422
00:17:51,356 --> 00:17:52,556
Yes.
423
00:17:52,590 --> 00:17:53,691
That --
424
00:17:53,725 --> 00:17:55,993
You were right. Don't apologize.
425
00:17:56,027 --> 00:17:58,028
I'm not apologizing.
Apology accepted.
426
00:17:58,063 --> 00:18:02,166
Luke, I-I really couldn't
be more proud of you,
427
00:18:02,233 --> 00:18:04,301
And I am so sorry I didn't
give you more credit.
428
00:18:04,335 --> 00:18:06,336
Thanks. Way to go, buddy.
429
00:18:08,306 --> 00:18:11,141
I got to go finish the cupcakes.
430
00:18:11,176 --> 00:18:12,576
no.
431
00:18:12,610 --> 00:18:13,844
She didn't.
432
00:18:13,878 --> 00:18:15,279
Sweetie, can you hand me those?
433
00:18:15,313 --> 00:18:16,346
Uh-huh.
434
00:18:16,381 --> 00:18:17,815
Yeah, I can talk.
435
00:18:19,150 --> 00:18:20,484
What are you doing?!
436
00:18:20,218 --> 00:18:21,786
Well, I showed you
how to make them,
437
00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:23,720
And now you can do it yourself.
438
00:18:25,056 --> 00:18:26,657
Come on, guys, let's go.
439
00:18:26,691 --> 00:18:31,028
Well, good, because
I really wanted to.
440
00:18:31,062 --> 00:18:32,429
Okay.
441
00:18:32,464 --> 00:18:34,098
Setting the oven to 700!
442
00:18:34,132 --> 00:18:37,201
I'm putting the eggs in the bowl!
443
00:18:37,235 --> 00:18:40,370
Oh, I got some shells
in them! Uh-oh!
444
00:18:40,405 --> 00:18:42,706
Are you serious?!
445
00:18:47,245 --> 00:18:48,312
Hey.
446
00:18:48,346 --> 00:18:49,947
Hey, mitchell.
447
00:18:49,981 --> 00:18:52,316
So, I know you'd never, um...
448
00:18:53,918 --> 00:18:56,153
I know you'd never -
never believe this
449
00:18:56,187 --> 00:18:57,821
By looking at me right now,
450
00:18:57,856 --> 00:19:00,424
But, uh, I used to get
picked on at school, too.
451
00:19:00,458 --> 00:19:02,259
So, jay told you?
452
00:19:02,293 --> 00:19:05,796
Yeah. Yeah, they would,
um -- they'd call me weird.
453
00:19:05,830 --> 00:19:08,398
I was weird -- fun weird.
454
00:19:08,433 --> 00:19:10,701
But I -- this is the funny
thing about growing up.
455
00:19:10,735 --> 00:19:12,970
For years and years,
everybody's desperately afraid
456
00:19:13,004 --> 00:19:14,805
To be different,
you know, in any way.
457
00:19:14,839 --> 00:19:18,675
And then, suddenly,
almost overnight,
458
00:19:18,710 --> 00:19:22,145
Everybody wants to be different.
459
00:19:22,180 --> 00:19:26,283
And that is where we win.
460
00:19:26,317 --> 00:19:28,452
I'm sort of counting on that.
461
00:19:28,486 --> 00:19:31,955
I'm sorry I was picking on
you too much. No, it's --
462
00:19:31,990 --> 00:19:33,457
Jay said that's what brothers do.
463
00:19:33,491 --> 00:19:36,293
well, we don't have
to listen to him.
464
00:19:36,327 --> 00:19:37,594
Brothers do that, too.
465
00:19:37,629 --> 00:19:40,163
Okay, ladies,
finish up your tea party.
466
00:19:40,198 --> 00:19:41,465
You're missing the show.
467
00:19:41,499 --> 00:19:44,134
I can't believe I was
fighting over this guy, huh?
468
00:19:44,168 --> 00:19:45,802
Check it out. Oh, whoa.
469
00:19:45,837 --> 00:19:47,905
Check it out.
470
00:19:47,939 --> 00:19:50,440
Wow. Awesome.
471
00:19:54,312 --> 00:19:58,015
Why did he paint "starry night"?
472
00:19:58,049 --> 00:20:00,284
Maybe 'cause the sky is beautiful
473
00:20:00,318 --> 00:20:02,586
And everybody likes looking at it.
474
00:20:04,589 --> 00:20:07,224
And it reminds us that
something's up there,
475
00:20:07,258 --> 00:20:09,326
Watching over all of us.
476
00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:12,429
Aliens, who could
be here in a second
477
00:20:12,463 --> 00:20:15,265
To liquefy us and use us as fuel.
478
00:20:15,333 --> 00:20:17,935
So, wake up, people. We're next.
479
00:20:17,969 --> 00:20:19,970
Mom?
480
00:20:20,004 --> 00:20:21,153
You better get down here!
481
00:20:26,292 --> 00:20:27,993
Mmm! Oh, my god.
482
00:20:28,028 --> 00:20:31,263
Whoa! Delicious. Haley: Uh-huh.
483
00:20:31,297 --> 00:20:32,598
I am so proud.
484
00:20:32,632 --> 00:20:34,566
Oh, thanks, mom.
I'm just gonna wrap these up.
485
00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:36,168
Oh, you know what, sweetie?
You're gonna be late for school.
486
00:20:36,202 --> 00:20:37,736
Just go. I'll bring them by later.
487
00:20:37,771 --> 00:20:40,406
Are you sure? I'm done? Yeah,
get out of here, betty crocker.
488
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:43,042
Okay. So proud of you!
489
00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:46,378
Ugh! Do we still have the
number for poison control?
490
00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:48,447
I love you, claire!
I've always loved you!
491
00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:51,383
My mouth is asleep
like at the dentist.
492
00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:52,885
Get over here, buddy.
493
00:20:53,387 --> 00:20:58,989
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