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Ah- Fix that step.

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Morning! I'm still sleeping.

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Happy anniversary. Hmm.

4
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And they said we wouldn't last. Yeah.

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Who said that? Oh, look at you. You're cute.

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Go ahead. Open it. What have you done?

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Nothing. Something. Nothing.

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It's a View-Master. Look inside.

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Oh, it's us.

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Look at how young we are.

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Oh, God, that perm.

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Yeah, it really framed my face.

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Why is there a picture of a bracelet?

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Huh. Must be some kind of a mistake.

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What the heck is that? Phil, you didn't.

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What did he- did he? Oh, my God.

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It's beautiful. Oh, sweetie, I love it.

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Okay, your turn. My turn? Where is it?

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It's on the bureau. Oh.

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I'm surprised I didn't see it.

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Where? It's there. The red envelope.

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- Oh. So- Card.
- No. That's where you're wrong.

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I am so excited.

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Hey. Coupons for...

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five free hugs.

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- You don't like it?
- Are you kidding me? I love it.

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It's so creative. Coupons for hugs,
which are usually free.

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But this makes it official,
which is so great.

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I was so proud of myself
when I thought of it...

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because you're impossible to buy for.

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You never want anything.

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Robot dog, night-vision goggles, bug vacuum,

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G.P.S. Watch, speakers that look like rocks.

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I love my wife,
but she sucks at giving gifts.

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I'm sorry for the pay-channel language,
but- Oh, yogurt maker.

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I can't not think of things I want.

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* Hey, hey *

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* Hey, hey Hey, hey *

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* Hey, hey Hey **

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I can't tell if she needs a diaper change.

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I'd think we'd be able to tell.
No, with these diapers, it's hard to tell.

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Triple leakage protection. LeakLock.
Contours to protect her little body.

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No gapping or chapping.

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Cam, do you think that maybe we need a-

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Night out. Yeah.

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Yeah. Yes. Just a few hours
with a couple of adults,

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few drinks, no baby talk.

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It'll make us better parents.
Stop drilling. You've struck oil.

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We'll get Gloria to babysit.
We're going out.

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You got some spittle.
Do I? You know who'd be fun to call?

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Sal. Sal.

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Ooh, raise the roof, Lily. Yeah.

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We're calling Sal.

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Sal is our very best friend
in the whole wide world.

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The reason we love her so much...

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is she has absolutely no inhibitions. No.

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And that's before she starts drinking.
Hanging out with her...

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is like an Amsterdam Saturday
night every day of the week.

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And, ironically,

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Sal's not allowed back into Amsterdam.
Any day of the week.

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Of course we would love to have the baby.

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All the other cousins are
sleeping over tonight.

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The more, the merrier.
Okay, see you tonight. Bye-bye.

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Is Haley still coming?

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You're related.
I will spray you with the hose.

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All the grandkids are coming over
for Jay's Night. Family tradition.

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Everybody wears p.j.'s, which they love.

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I make my famous sloppy jays,
which are really sloppy joes...

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but made by Jay, which they love.

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And then we all watch a Western together,

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which they don't really care for,
but hey, it's Jay's Night.

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So, Mom, there's a party
tonight at Andrew Adler's,

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and everybody's gonna be there.

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Ooh, that sounds like so much fun,
but I have other plans.

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Oh, that's hi-larious.
But I'm talking about me.

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That's unusual. Honey, you said you'd
go to your grandfather's tonight.

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See, that's what's so perfect about this.

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Andrew only lives, like,
a couple blocks away from Grandpa's.

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- So I figured that I could go-
- Sweetie, you made a commitment.

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But I really want to go.
Plus, every time I go over to Grandpa's,

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Manny just stares at me the whole time.

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- Maybe if you wore a bra-
- Alex.

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What? I can't wait to go to Grandpa's.

84
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Family means everything to me.
'Cause you have no friends.

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No. Because I love Grandpa.

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And he's getting older.

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Who knows how many years he has left?

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Is Grandpa dying? Didn't they tell you?

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Alex, stop torturing your brother.

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No. Your grandfather is fine.

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For now.

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Hmm. Who could that be?

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You expecting someone special?

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Thank you.

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Flowers too? I'm sorry.

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Oh, what are you apologizing for?
They're gorgeous.

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That's too much. With the
View-Master and the bracelet...

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and the flowers and the balloons-

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Balloons? They're attached to your car.

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I just don't want you to feel bad...

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about your little... coupons.

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Wait a minute. You- You thought the
coupons were your only present?

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Are you kidding me? They aren't?

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No! Oh, Phil, come on. It's our anniversary.

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Those coupons were just, like,
a fun little way to kick off the day.

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Your real present is coming tonight,
and you're gonna love it.

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Love it.

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Cool.

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I got nothing.

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I'm so screwed.

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Oh, this place brings back so many memories.

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- Oh, my God!
- Sal!

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Get up! Get up! Get in here! Big bear!

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Oh, my baby cub!

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Oh, my God. Look at you.

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- Oh! You guys notice anything different?
- Your hair's longer, right?

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No. Did you get your teeth bleached?

118
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No. Let me give you a little hint. Ba-boobs!

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Oh, my God. Oh, wow. Those are sensational.

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I know, right? You wanna touch 'em?

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I'm gay, not dead. Are you okay with this?

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Yeah. You're drinking a passion-fruit
daiquiri. I'll be fine.

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Okay, get in there. I'm coming in.

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**

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So, Lily likes that, that... singing?

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- Yes. It relaxes her.
- Oh, okay.

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**

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So Lily's deaf.

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There are my little stinkers.

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Howdy. Hi, Grandpa.

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Come on in. Hey.

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Hola. Hola, hola.

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Well, hello there, Haley.

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Take it down a notch, Jethro.

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So, you guys ready for some fun?

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What?

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I love you, Grandpa,
and I'm never gonna forget you.

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Okay, okay. Back at ya, champ.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. This is a pajama party.
Where's your p.j.'s?

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Yeah, they're in my bag.
I need to talk to you about something.

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She wants to go to a party with Dylan,
Grandpa. - Shut up, Alex.

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It's at my friend Andrew Adler's.
He lives three blocks from here.

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Oh. Walking distance. Right.

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So I wouldn't ask you this,
because I love coming to your house,

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but it's kind of an important party, and I-

146
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Somebody invites you over,
the last thing you wanna do is insult them.

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- Exactly.
- I'm glad we agree.

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Oh, my God.

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That was so easy. This is awesome.

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You really don't understand what
just happened there, do you?

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P.j.'s on, Haley! What?

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Um, I would be happy to
let her change in my room.

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Hmm.

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Who could that be?
Are you expecting someone special?

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What did you do?

156
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Nothing. I just know that
there's someone at the door.

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- Rock on, Phil Dunphy.
- Bam! Read it and weep, Phil.

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Oh. It's the Iz.

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- Who? - Izzy LaFontaine
from Spandau Ballet.

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Dizzy Dontaine from Spa- Hey.
He's got it now.

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He's got it. He's just
seriously freaking out. Yes!

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Phil loves Spandau Ballet.

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That song "True" was playing in
the car the first time we kissed.

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It's our song. So I did some research,

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found out that the lead guitarist lives,
like, 40 miles from here.

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He was in the phone book. How '80s is that?

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I never liked Spandau Ballet.

168
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Our entire marriage, I never
once mentioned Spandau Ballet.

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Am I even pronouncing that right?

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Here to play a private concert
for us is the guitarist-

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Bass player, actually. And lead singer-

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Well, backup, backup. Of Spandau Ballet.

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Between Richard Miller and
Martin Kemp. Oh, those guys.

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I miss you two guys so much. Oh.

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So, so much. To us. Yeah.

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To us. To us, the Three Musketeers. Whoo!

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- Cabo!
- What?

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Seriously, you bastards.
We've been talking about it forever.

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We're doing it. We're going to Cabo.
Let's do it. Let's do it.

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All right. Let's go. Yeah.
Yes. Yes. That would be fun.

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Fun? Are you joking?

182
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Margaritas, you guys, these guys.

183
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It's gonna be epic. Yeah,
but we need to find someone for Lily.

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Okay, okay. Um,

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how much are you gonna pay me to
go make out with the waitress?

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All right. Now, wait. Which one?
The old one or the young one?

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- Ooh. - Ten for the young one,
20 for the old.

188
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I am about to make 30 bucks.

189
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I'm just gonna go check on
Lily real quick. Right now?

190
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Yeah. It'll just take a second.
Well, I'm just-

191
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You're gonna miss me sluttin'
it up with Driving Miss Daisy.

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It'll just take a second. Real fast.

193
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You should kill that baby.

194
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- What?
- You should call the baby.

195
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I love you guys so much.

196
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Did she just- I'm scared.

197
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I got nothing. I think I
have a very good pair.

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You sure do, honey. And I got squat.

199
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I don't think I have anything either.

200
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Are you kidding me? That's a straight.

201
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Really? She wins.

202
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You won.

203
00:10:00,530 --> 00:10:02,197
I win. You got it, Haley.

204
00:10:02,282 --> 00:10:04,324
You know what? I think I deserve a soda.

205
00:10:04,409 --> 00:10:06,285
- Good job, Haley.
- Did you see that?

206
00:10:06,411 --> 00:10:10,455
"I don't know how to play."
She didn't even know.

207
00:10:10,540 --> 00:10:12,207
You know, she deserves it.

208
00:10:13,918 --> 00:10:15,794
Hi, honey. Oh!

209
00:10:15,920 --> 00:10:17,629
Gee, you scared me. How did you-

210
00:10:17,714 --> 00:10:21,300
Lightbulb went out. You don't change these
right away, you never get around to it.

211
00:10:21,384 --> 00:10:25,137
There. Now I can see everything
that goes on around here.

212
00:10:26,389 --> 00:10:28,348
I've had a little practice at this.

213
00:10:28,433 --> 00:10:31,101
Haley wasn't throwing anything
at me I hadn't seen before...

214
00:10:31,185 --> 00:10:33,478
from her mother and then some.

215
00:10:33,563 --> 00:10:35,772
But nobody gets off The Rock.

216
00:10:35,857 --> 00:10:39,318
Right. Here's a track.
Wasn't so popular in America.

217
00:10:39,402 --> 00:10:41,653
Got to number six on the
Netherlands charts though.

218
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That whole summer I couldn't walk
to the corner in Amsterdam...

219
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without mobs of birds coming up and
asking me for the double bubble.

220
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Okay, just play it, I think. Yeah.

221
00:10:49,537 --> 00:10:52,414
** He's- He's awesome, honey.

222
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You're welcome. * Tonight *

223
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* So right *

224
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* Lover * Hey, Phil, I think
your lover wants a kiss from you.

225
00:11:02,383 --> 00:11:04,551
Oh. Okay.

226
00:11:04,635 --> 00:11:07,262
Oh, come on, man. She's not your sister.
Give her a proper snog.

227
00:11:09,098 --> 00:11:11,058
Oh! Oh. **

228
00:11:11,142 --> 00:11:12,893
- Oh.
- You all right?

229
00:11:12,977 --> 00:11:18,231
That's a bad joke. Not funny. My sister lost
her feet to complications from diabetes.

230
00:11:18,316 --> 00:11:20,817
Okay. Can I get you some
water there, guy, or-

231
00:11:20,902 --> 00:11:22,903
- Yeah.
- No. You got tea?

232
00:11:22,987 --> 00:11:25,197
Yes, of course. I'II get that. Chamomile.

233
00:11:25,323 --> 00:11:28,658
You don't miss a minute. Okay.

234
00:11:28,743 --> 00:11:32,579
Oh, God. Why did- You know,
look at what I'm doing.

235
00:11:32,705 --> 00:11:34,831
I'm- I'm making it all about me.
What a downer. No.

236
00:11:34,957 --> 00:11:36,875
It's your evening.
Let's make it great, man. No.

237
00:11:36,959 --> 00:11:40,087
- Name your playlist. I'll do it all.
- Oh, um, just the classics.

238
00:11:40,171 --> 00:11:42,381
- Let's play the hits.
- We'll get to the hits, obviously.

239
00:11:42,465 --> 00:11:45,133
Go to the back catalog, man.
Favorite B-side.

240
00:11:45,218 --> 00:11:48,970
That's fun. Yeah, that's fun.
Uh, just- I'm so bad with titles.

241
00:11:49,055 --> 00:11:52,224
- Hum it.
- **

242
00:11:52,308 --> 00:11:55,394
- * Tonight *
- I just did that one, didn't I? Yeah.

243
00:11:55,478 --> 00:11:57,979
That's why it's in the noodle. So I guess-

244
00:11:58,064 --> 00:12:00,732
**

245
00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:06,405
- No. What album is that on?
- Second. I wanna say second.

246
00:12:06,489 --> 00:12:10,784
- What's on the cover? - There's a warlock,
I think, or a seascape.

247
00:12:10,868 --> 00:12:12,494
Warlock. Oh. Millennium Sunrise.

248
00:12:12,620 --> 00:12:14,704
Millennium Sunrise. Right.
There is no Millennium Sunrise record.

249
00:12:14,789 --> 00:12:17,374
What- What? You're not a Fandau.

250
00:12:17,458 --> 00:12:20,168
You didn't even know who I was at the door.
I saw it in your eyes.

251
00:12:20,294 --> 00:12:22,671
Please don't say anything to Claire.
She made a mistake. Am I being punk'd?

252
00:12:22,755 --> 00:12:24,965
This means so much to her,
and I don't wanna hurt her feelings.

253
00:12:25,049 --> 00:12:28,301
Her feelings? Well, what about my feelings?
This is my career, man.

254
00:12:28,386 --> 00:12:31,096
You know, my music was the
soundtrack to people's lives.

255
00:12:31,180 --> 00:12:33,932
Now I'm nothing. How do you think that
feels? This is really humiliating.

256
00:12:34,016 --> 00:12:35,684
No, no, no. Don't go. Don't go.

257
00:12:35,768 --> 00:12:38,019
Hey. What are you guys doing?

258
00:12:39,647 --> 00:12:42,065
He let me touch it!

259
00:12:42,316 --> 00:12:44,317
Yeah, I think she said "kill," Cam. I do.

260
00:12:44,402 --> 00:12:47,070
Maybe it was just a joke.
She's always had a dark sense of humor.

261
00:12:47,155 --> 00:12:49,072
That's true. Remember her Halloween costume?

262
00:12:49,157 --> 00:12:51,575
When she came as Siegfried and part of Roy.

263
00:12:51,701 --> 00:12:54,870
It was too soon. Yeah. Yeah.
This was just a joke.

264
00:12:54,954 --> 00:12:58,457
Yes. Yeah. Here she comes. I'm gonna
bring up Lily. We'll see what she says.

265
00:12:58,583 --> 00:13:00,709
Show her some pictures. Pay up, bitches.

266
00:13:00,793 --> 00:13:03,211
Whoa. More drinks.

267
00:13:03,296 --> 00:13:05,464
- Free drinks.
- Wow.

268
00:13:05,590 --> 00:13:07,924
Sal, you've got to look at
these pictures. What are they?

269
00:13:08,050 --> 00:13:10,635
It's Lily at the zoo. Oh, cute.

270
00:13:10,761 --> 00:13:14,347
Look at that one. Cute! Cute.
Cutie, cutie, cute, et cetera.

271
00:13:14,432 --> 00:13:17,559
So you guys are gonna have
to bring Lily to Cabo,

272
00:13:17,643 --> 00:13:19,519
now that you're the guys
that always bring Lily?

273
00:13:19,645 --> 00:13:22,105
Well, you know- Yeah, probably.

274
00:13:22,190 --> 00:13:24,566
- I will throw her in the ocean.
- What?

275
00:13:24,650 --> 00:13:26,860
I said I gotta go pee.

276
00:13:26,986 --> 00:13:28,945
Okay, that wasn't even close. Nope.

277
00:13:32,033 --> 00:13:36,536
I mean, what do we do? Do we say something?
How do we even bring it up?

278
00:13:36,621 --> 00:13:39,372
She threatened our child,
and that's your concern- a segue?

279
00:13:39,499 --> 00:13:41,708
You know what this is? What?

280
00:13:41,834 --> 00:13:44,920
This is first-child syndrome. What?

281
00:13:45,004 --> 00:13:48,507
It's where the first child is happy,
and then the second child comes along,

282
00:13:48,591 --> 00:13:52,010
and the first child gets jealous of the
second child and starts acting out.

283
00:13:52,094 --> 00:13:55,138
Yes. That's brilliant,
except Sal's not our child, so-

284
00:13:55,223 --> 00:13:57,641
Well, think about it. We've
practically done everything for her.

285
00:13:57,725 --> 00:13:59,643
We've held her when she's cried.

286
00:13:59,727 --> 00:14:01,978
We've carried her when she couldn't walk.

287
00:14:02,104 --> 00:14:04,523
We've done everything but
potty-train her. Um- Hey, guys.

288
00:14:04,649 --> 00:14:06,566
Hey. Hey.

289
00:14:06,651 --> 00:14:09,361
- I was thinking- Oh.
- Oh. Sorry.

290
00:14:09,445 --> 00:14:13,448
When we go to Cabo, we have to
find a hotel with a swim-up bar,

291
00:14:13,533 --> 00:14:16,576
'cause this going back and forth
to the bathroom is a fool's game.

292
00:14:16,702 --> 00:14:19,204
Okay, let's get more drinks.
Sal, we got to talk.

293
00:14:19,288 --> 00:14:22,290
- It's about Lily.
- Oh, shocker.

294
00:14:22,416 --> 00:14:24,417
Okay. Do you think it's at all possible...

295
00:14:24,544 --> 00:14:26,795
that maybe- maybe you're
jealous of her? Pfft!

296
00:14:26,921 --> 00:14:29,714
What? What? It's just-

297
00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:32,717
I don't know. I don't- Where-
Why would you say that?

298
00:14:32,802 --> 00:14:34,761
Well, because you won't look
at any pictures of her...

299
00:14:34,845 --> 00:14:37,389
and you talked about killing her
and throwing her in the ocean.

300
00:14:37,473 --> 00:14:40,433
Okay, that was a joke, you guys. Come on.

301
00:14:40,518 --> 00:14:42,394
Fine. Show me the pictures of Yoko.

302
00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:44,229
See, it's- Sal.

303
00:14:44,313 --> 00:14:47,399
It's a joke. You guys! Come on. 'Cause
she's Asian, and she broke up our group.

304
00:14:47,525 --> 00:14:51,736
I- I just- Look, let's at least acknowledge
that things have changed between us.

305
00:14:51,821 --> 00:14:55,198
And you know what? Because Lily's here
doesn't mean we love you any less.

306
00:14:55,324 --> 00:14:57,409
No. Absolutely not. What's wrong?

307
00:14:57,493 --> 00:15:01,371
We used to be really close, and you used to
call me a lot. And now you never call me.

308
00:15:01,497 --> 00:15:03,582
Well, but we- No.

309
00:15:03,666 --> 00:15:05,834
And last week I had a really bad dream,

310
00:15:05,918 --> 00:15:08,712
and I was thinking, "Okay,
I'm gonna call them."

311
00:15:08,796 --> 00:15:11,506
And then I thought, "Oh, no,
you can't call them...

312
00:15:11,591 --> 00:15:15,343
because you might wake up their baby."

313
00:15:15,469 --> 00:15:18,221
You can always call.
Oh, honey, always call us.

314
00:15:18,306 --> 00:15:21,641
No. I'm sorry we haven't been there.
We're here now, okay?

315
00:15:24,186 --> 00:15:26,688
Okay?

316
00:15:26,814 --> 00:15:28,732
Feel better? I think you just put a little-

317
00:15:28,816 --> 00:15:30,900
Spittle?

318
00:15:31,027 --> 00:15:33,528
Okay. Okay.

319
00:15:35,197 --> 00:15:38,408
Did she just fall asleep?
I wish Lily would fall asleep like that.

320
00:15:38,492 --> 00:15:40,368
Give her eight shots of tequila.

321
00:15:40,536 --> 00:15:42,871
**

322
00:15:46,083 --> 00:15:49,210
I don't understand why
she's not falling asleep.

323
00:15:49,337 --> 00:15:51,546
I have a theory. I got the movie.

324
00:15:52,632 --> 00:15:55,842
Manny, why don't you go
fire up some popcorn?

325
00:15:57,637 --> 00:16:00,096
You looking for these?

326
00:16:00,222 --> 00:16:02,724
You took my shoes? No, I took your freedom.

327
00:16:02,850 --> 00:16:05,810
Sorry, kid. It ain't your night.
Why are you being like this?

328
00:16:05,895 --> 00:16:08,772
I just wanted to go to that party for,
like, two hours.

329
00:16:08,856 --> 00:16:12,025
I would've been back by now.
Would that have killed you?

330
00:16:12,109 --> 00:16:14,194
She's just like her mother.

331
00:16:14,278 --> 00:16:16,279
Why are you treating Haley like this?

332
00:16:16,364 --> 00:16:18,448
Me? She's the one acting like a pill.

333
00:16:18,532 --> 00:16:20,492
You're taking this too personally.

334
00:16:20,576 --> 00:16:23,328
When I was Haley's age,
I loved my grandfather,

335
00:16:23,412 --> 00:16:25,872
but I still wanted to go to
parties and be with boys.

336
00:16:25,956 --> 00:16:29,209
I know. I know.
So did Claire... and Mitchell.

337
00:16:29,293 --> 00:16:32,921
But you know what? You try to put
something over on me, you're gonna lose.

338
00:16:33,005 --> 00:16:35,632
So, what? Now you're gonna
make this into a big game?

339
00:16:35,716 --> 00:16:38,843
I'm trying to keep 'em around a
little bit longer, that's all.

340
00:16:38,928 --> 00:16:42,889
I mean, who knows how many
nights like this I got left?

341
00:16:44,767 --> 00:16:48,353
I miss you already.
What's wrong with this kid tonight?

342
00:16:48,437 --> 00:16:52,190
Go in the kitchen and help out the guys,
and I'll be right in.

343
00:16:52,274 --> 00:16:56,111
It's great that you wanna spend
time with your granddaughter,

344
00:16:56,195 --> 00:16:58,113
but is this really the way?

345
00:16:59,448 --> 00:17:02,742
Fine. You're a good abuelo.

346
00:17:02,868 --> 00:17:06,496
She's upstairs. I know.

347
00:17:08,541 --> 00:17:10,458
Dylan!

348
00:17:11,752 --> 00:17:14,295
Yeah? Get up.

349
00:17:14,380 --> 00:17:17,257
You're here to take Haley
to the party, right?

350
00:17:17,383 --> 00:17:20,176
Yeah. She's in the house.

351
00:17:21,846 --> 00:17:24,347
How did you know I was here?

352
00:17:24,432 --> 00:17:26,641
This is how I first met Phil.

353
00:17:29,979 --> 00:17:32,355
Thanks again, Grandpa.
We'II be back by 11:00.

354
00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:34,899
- I will track you down.
- I believe that.

355
00:17:34,984 --> 00:17:37,736
- What's that smell?
- Sloppy jays. Help yourself.

356
00:17:37,862 --> 00:17:42,532
There's plenty left. Oh.
Sloppy jays because your name's Jay.

357
00:17:42,616 --> 00:17:44,534
Right on.

358
00:17:44,618 --> 00:17:46,870
Can't believe she's into this guy.

359
00:17:46,954 --> 00:17:48,663
If you want, I'll fix you a plate.

360
00:17:48,789 --> 00:17:51,624
Yeah, definitely. That'd be great.
But what about the party?

361
00:17:51,751 --> 00:17:53,668
We can go in just a minute. Just let-

362
00:17:53,753 --> 00:17:57,714
Oh, no way. The Gunfighter.
I love this movie.

363
00:17:57,798 --> 00:17:59,841
Dylan, the party.

364
00:17:59,925 --> 00:18:02,761
Oh. But... cowboys.

365
00:18:02,845 --> 00:18:05,388
Don't fight it, Haley. They never grow up.

366
00:18:05,514 --> 00:18:07,640
Thanks. I'm going to the
kitchen for an espresso.

367
00:18:07,767 --> 00:18:10,435
Anybody need anything? No, thanks.

368
00:18:10,519 --> 00:18:12,228
Okay.

369
00:18:12,313 --> 00:18:14,439
Two, three, four.

370
00:18:14,523 --> 00:18:18,568
* Ah, ha-ha, ha-ah *

371
00:18:18,652 --> 00:18:20,945
The year was 1991.

372
00:18:21,030 --> 00:18:23,448
America was immersed in Desert Storm.

373
00:18:23,532 --> 00:18:26,451
* Ah, ha-ha, ha-ah *

374
00:18:26,535 --> 00:18:30,413
Meanwhile, stateside,
another storm was brewing...

375
00:18:30,539 --> 00:18:32,665
in my heart.

376
00:18:32,750 --> 00:18:34,667
This is stupid, isn't it? This is- No.

377
00:18:34,752 --> 00:18:38,755
- Is it stupid, Phil?
- No. Just keep- keep going, Claire.

378
00:18:38,839 --> 00:18:40,882
- It's wonderful.
- Okay.

379
00:18:41,008 --> 00:18:45,053
* Ah, ha-ha, ha-ah * After a
romantic dinner at Fratelli's,

380
00:18:45,137 --> 00:18:48,097
a certain nervous young couple
shared their first kiss...

381
00:18:48,182 --> 00:18:51,893
as the radio played this song.

382
00:18:57,566 --> 00:18:59,526
* So true *

383
00:18:59,610 --> 00:19:01,861
* Funny how it seems *

384
00:19:01,946 --> 00:19:04,155
* Always in time *

385
00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:07,242
* But never in line for dreams *

386
00:19:07,326 --> 00:19:09,744
* Head over heels *

387
00:19:09,829 --> 00:19:12,497
* When toe to toe *

388
00:19:12,581 --> 00:19:16,125
* This is the sound of- * You know what?

389
00:19:16,210 --> 00:19:18,711
No. No. Sorry. Sorry. Not gonna do it.

390
00:19:18,838 --> 00:19:20,505
Yes. Yes. What's wrong?

391
00:19:20,589 --> 00:19:22,799
- What's going on? - Do you
even know the name of this song?

392
00:19:22,883 --> 00:19:25,134
P- "True."

393
00:19:25,261 --> 00:19:27,011
"True." "True."

394
00:19:27,096 --> 00:19:28,930
Right. This is false. See?

395
00:19:29,014 --> 00:19:30,932
I'm not gonna play "True"
for someone who's false.

396
00:19:31,016 --> 00:19:32,976
See, he doesn't-
He doesn't even know the band.

397
00:19:33,102 --> 00:19:35,478
He's not a fan, a Fandau.
Yes, he does know the band.

398
00:19:35,563 --> 00:19:38,565
'Cause this is our song. You love this song.
Tell him this is our song.

399
00:19:38,649 --> 00:19:41,651
- Right. Tell him, Phil.
- It's not our song, Claire.

400
00:19:41,735 --> 00:19:44,320
Our song is "If You Leave"
by Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark.

401
00:19:44,446 --> 00:19:46,489
Oh! Are you sure?

402
00:19:46,574 --> 00:19:49,325
Pretty sure. I sang it at our wedding.

403
00:19:49,410 --> 00:19:51,327
Oh, I'm an idiot.

404
00:19:51,412 --> 00:19:54,163
Well, actually, he's the idiot.
He fell in love to a break-up song.

405
00:19:54,290 --> 00:19:58,084
Ignore him. This is beautiful.
I love it. I hate this. I hate this.

406
00:19:58,168 --> 00:20:00,920
You're so sweet and nice,
and I can't even give you...

407
00:20:01,005 --> 00:20:02,964
a decent anniversary present.

408
00:20:03,048 --> 00:20:06,259
I love you so much, and I feel
you just are never gonna know it.

409
00:20:06,385 --> 00:20:09,846
I know it. I know it. Yes. You do know it?

410
00:20:09,972 --> 00:20:13,308
You do? And this is an awesome gift.

411
00:20:13,434 --> 00:20:15,351
You know why? Why?

412
00:20:15,477 --> 00:20:17,896
You just gave us a new song. Okay.

413
00:20:17,980 --> 00:20:20,356
Sort of brought you back together, eh?

414
00:20:20,482 --> 00:20:22,066
Seems. Sort of. Yeah.

415
00:20:22,192 --> 00:20:25,612
Rekindled fires of a dying passion? Sure.

416
00:20:25,696 --> 00:20:28,948
Shot a ray of hope into
this gloomy suburban lie?

417
00:20:29,074 --> 00:20:30,950
All right, buddy. Just play it, lzzy.

418
00:20:31,076 --> 00:20:33,453
* Ah, ha-ha, ha-ah * For you, Claire.

419
00:20:33,537 --> 00:20:36,497
* I know this *

420
00:20:36,582 --> 00:20:40,084
* Much is true *

421
00:20:40,169 --> 00:20:43,963
* Ah, ha-ha, ha-ah *

422
00:20:44,048 --> 00:20:46,758
* I know this *

423
00:20:46,842 --> 00:20:50,345
* Much is true **

424
00:20:53,641 --> 00:20:55,683
Okay, partner.

425
00:20:55,809 --> 00:20:58,978
I knew Mr. Frazzlebottom wasn't
gonna pass up a free one.

426
00:20:59,104 --> 00:21:02,398
She is so sweet. Isn't she?

427
00:21:02,524 --> 00:21:04,901
Like a little angel. Hmm.

428
00:21:04,985 --> 00:21:06,903
Let me hold her.

429
00:21:10,449 --> 00:21:13,117
Oh, thank God.

430
00:21:15,079 --> 00:21:18,665
Why don't you button up
your britches and go home?

431
00:21:27,675 --> 00:21:28,675
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