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Bravo!
2
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Bravo, manny,
bravo!
3
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Well, when I heard
manny wanted to fence,
4
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I was like, "sure.
5
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"uncoordinated kid,
lethal weapon --
6
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How can this go wrong?"
7
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[ whistle blows, buzzer ]
8
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[ laughs ]
9
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Yeah!
10
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Gloria: And what
do you think now?
11
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I'm proud
of our little zorro.
12
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I mean,
I worked with him a little,
13
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But the kid's got skills.
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It's in his blood.
15
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His father
was a master swordsman.
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He was an artist
with his sword.
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I mean, the way
he throws the sword --
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I mean,
he was legendary.
19
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You know, this nice moment
I'm having with your son --
20
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You're...
Kind of wrecking it.
21
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Sorry.
22
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[ buzzer ]
23
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Did you know that fencing
goes back to the 12th century?
24
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You know what's even nerdier
than fencing?
25
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Knowing when it began.
26
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I don't think
you're a nerd, alex.
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Shut up, dork.
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All right!
That's my boy!
29
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Whoo!
30
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Would this be easier if
we suspended you from a crane?
31
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Cameron: Any monkey
can shoot a home movie.
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I pride myself
on shooting home films.
33
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Yeah, but, cameron,
you always just take
things a little too far.
34
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No, I don't.
35
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Okay, your nephew's
first birthday.
That's not fair.
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You brought
a wind machine.
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To be fair,
my vision was --
cameron,
you brought a wind machine.
38
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Who puts wheels
on cribs?
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[ buzzer ]
40
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Mi tigre!
Mi tigre!
41
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Yes!
42
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Ay, sorry. Sorry.
[ laughs ]
43
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That's okay.
44
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No! No, no, no, no, no!
Phone died!
45
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No biggie.
46
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Your battery probably
just statically defracticated.
47
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What?
48
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It means you can recharge it
with static electricity.
49
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Just rub it
on your hair.
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Jay: Yes!
51
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You know, I used to go
to the houses of my friends,
52
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And it used to bug me,
their kids'you know?,
[ chuckles uncomfortably ]
53
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Because there was never
a trophy in my house.
54
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Not until this one.
[ laughs ]
55
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[ chuckles
uncomfortably ]
56
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Can we
switch seats?
57
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Cam,
people are staring.
58
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I know you're not
supposed to care,
59
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But it's kind of cool
to have a kid in your house
60
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Who's the best at something,
you know what I mean?
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Mm-hmm.
62
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Yeah,
our kids are great.
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They're the greatest.
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Gosh, we're blessed.
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We are.
But, um...
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Are they the best
at something?
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I'd have to think
about that.
68
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Well, alex is great
at every single thing she tries,
69
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So, you know,
she'll find her specialty.
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She will.
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And --
and haley is...
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Haley is so pretty.
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Gorgeous.
Oh, gosh.
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Gorgeous girl.
I mean...
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So, she can meet someone
who's the best at something.
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That's right.
77
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And then,
I guess that leaves luke.
78
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We dropped the ball
a little bit on that one.
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Yeah, a little bit.
80
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
81
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[ metal clashing, buzzer ]
82
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Bravo!
Yeah!
83
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How about a nice round
of applause for our winner,
84
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Manny delgado?
85
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[ cheers and applause ]
bravo, bravo!
86
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Manny now moves on
to thehampionship,
87
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Where he'll be competing
against caroline markum.
88
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[ applause ]
89
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We'll see you all back here
at 4:30.
90
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All right!
Bravo!
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[ speaking
spanish rapidly ]
92
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What she said.
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[ laughs ]
94
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Wow. This means more to dad
than it does to manny.
95
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Yeah, it's his chance to be,
you know, father of a chamon.
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Well, second chance.
97
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But we all know
how the first time went.
98
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Did I say
something wrong?
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No. No.
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I'm -- I'm very happy for manny,
that's all.
101
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Everything's not always
about claire. Geez.
102
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I want to thank you
guys for coming by
and supporting the kid.
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You guys are the best.
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[ laughs uncomfortably ]
105
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Why, claire?!
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Come on, sweetie.
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Really?
108
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Well,
that took a while.
109
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Well, she's been asleep
for 20 minutes.
110
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It just took me some time to
sneak out without waking her up.
111
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Kind of like the first time
you slept over here.
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I had a meeting.
113
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All right, let's talk
about why you got your
panties in a bunch.
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What's up
with you and your sister?
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Nothing is up.
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Mm-hmm.
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Or could this have
something to do with...
118
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Ice skating?
119
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Cameron: When mitchell
and claire were kids...
120
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This is interesting
to no one.
121
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Excuse -- please let me finish.
Thank you.
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When mitchell was 10...
11.
123
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...And claire was 13, they were
competitive ice dancers.
124
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Figure skaters.
125
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Oh, for god's sakes,
I'll tell the story.
126
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Yes, my sister and I
were actually a very good team.
127
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We were called
"fire and nice."
128
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I was "fire,"
'cause of the red hair.
129
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And claire was "nice,"
130
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Because it was ironic
and she wasn't.
131
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And mitchell
is still upset
132
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Because claire quit the team
right before some meet.
133
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"some meet"?
134
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The 13-and-under
regional championships.
135
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Just the emerald city at
the end of my yellow brick road.
136
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Wow. You did it.
137
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What?
138
00:05:16,082 --> 00:05:18,784
You made figure skating
sound even gayer.
139
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So, seeing your dad
so proud of manny
140
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Didn't stir up
any resentment?
141
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Mnh-mnh.
142
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Okay.
143
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Okay, fine,
you always do this.
144
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Instead of letting your feelings
out, you bury them,
145
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And then they bubble up later
in hurtful ways.
146
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Okay, you know what,
you -- [ sighs ]
147
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Yes, all right.
148
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Listen, I might still be holding
a little resentment,
149
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But that's...
Embarrassing and petty,
150
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And it's not a good color
on me.
151
00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:45,211
It's kind of like
you and yellow.
152
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You love me
in my yellow shirt.
153
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It makes you
look like the sun.
154
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Okay. Bubbling.
Hurtful bubbling.
155
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Now you know why
I left early that morning.
156
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Ha! I knew you didn't
have a meeting, cam!
157
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I knew it!
158
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There must be something wrong
with this phone.
159
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I've rubbed it on my head
for, like, an hour.
160
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What?
161
00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:08,534
Alex.
162
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[ chuckles ]
163
00:06:09,970 --> 00:06:11,303
Oh,
you're such a geek!
164
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At least I didn't
give myself a bald spot.
165
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Oh, my god! Mom!
166
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Alex, don't be mean.
167
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Haley, stop making yourself
such an easy target.
168
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This feels right, buddy.
169
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I'm telling you,
this feels right.
170
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What are you guys doing?
Pursuing excellence.
171
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We made a list of areas
the baseball. Excel at, and...
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Love it.
Yeah.
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I read it only takes 10,000
hours to achieve excellence.
174
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You've already got, like, what,
how many hours playing ball?
175
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Well, I played,
like, one season.
176
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So, like,
6,000 hours?
177
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Yeah, I can see
why you ruled out math.
178
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Claire: Yeah, of course
I want luke to be successful.
179
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But I don't think that a parent
can just force that.
180
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I think you just
have to have faith
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That the kid's
gonna find his own way.
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[ sighs ]
183
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Besides, luke already is
the best at something --
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Being my son.
185
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[ chuckles ]
186
00:07:01,321 --> 00:07:04,823
It sounded a lot less lame
in my head.
187
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I have got a good feeling
about this.
188
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This is gonna be
your sport.
189
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Last year, you said
basketball was my sport.
190
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Look, I've said a lot of things
I wish I could take back,
191
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But I can't.
192
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What I can do is be
the dad you need me to be
193
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To help you
become masterful.
194
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You want
to be masterful?
195
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I guess.
196
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There's my killer!
Okay.
197
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Our journey
of 10,000 hours
198
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Begins
with a single pitch.
199
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I believe in my boy!
200
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I ain't
gonna quit you.
201
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Let's burn one in here.
202
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That's good.
That's a good start.
203
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Okay, you...
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Rest that cannon
while I run this down, okay?
205
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Okay.
206
00:07:48,234 --> 00:07:50,336
Let's keep all the batters
right here.
207
00:07:50,403 --> 00:07:52,538
Oh! Should have --
should have worn my cup.
208
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Should have
wo my cup.
209
00:07:54,074 --> 00:07:55,874
Home run!
210
00:07:55,942 --> 00:07:58,077
This one's
really in here, buddy.
211
00:08:00,613 --> 00:08:02,548
[ breathing heavily ]
212
00:08:02,615 --> 00:08:03,782
Okay.
213
00:08:03,850 --> 00:08:06,185
Very, very, very, very good
first hour.
214
00:08:06,252 --> 00:08:09,188
Toss me your glove.
I'll put some oil...On it.
215
00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:11,857
[ breathing heavily ]
216
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Yeah.
217
00:08:13,093 --> 00:08:16,261
[ speaking spanish rapidly
and forcefully ]
218
00:08:23,570 --> 00:08:24,503
Everything okay?
219
00:08:24,571 --> 00:08:26,271
Yes, I was telling
my grandmother
220
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How great was manny
today.
221
00:08:27,707 --> 00:08:28,974
So, that wasn't
angry talk?
222
00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:31,243
No, silly,
that was happy talk.
223
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Ah, I'm beginning
to understand
224
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Why there's so much conflict
on your continent.
225
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Here, check this out.
226
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Aw, jay.
[ chuckles ]
227
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Jay loves to make t-shirts
for special occasions.
228
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Come on, baby,
show them.
229
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A few years back,
my granddaughter haley ran a 5k,
230
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So I had a few of these
made up.
231
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It's just fun.
232
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[ laughs ]
233
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I love it when
you're so proud of manny.
234
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You know,
I'm not gonna lie.
235
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Seeing him out there
slicing those kids to pieces,
236
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You know,
it -- it gets to you.
237
00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:03,876
Oye, gracias, mi amor.
238
00:09:03,943 --> 00:09:04,910
Manny:
I'm sorry to interrupt.
239
00:09:04,978 --> 00:09:06,078
It's okay, papi.
240
00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:07,646
Hey, champ. I got
a little something for you.
241
00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:09,481
And I have something
for you.
242
00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:10,582
Here.
243
00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:14,553
I will not be needing it
anymore.
244
00:09:14,621 --> 00:09:15,788
But the finals.
245
00:09:15,855 --> 00:09:17,222
I am retired.
246
00:09:23,762 --> 00:09:25,397
Jay:
You can't retire.
247
00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,299
It's just not fun
anymore.
248
00:09:27,367 --> 00:09:29,201
Well, it's probably
just butterflies.
249
00:09:29,268 --> 00:09:30,902
Come on,
you're gonna be fine.
250
00:09:30,970 --> 00:09:33,972
Look, if he doesn't want to,
it's his decision.
251
00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:35,340
Oh, the hell it is.
252
00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:38,610
He shouldn't be doing anything
that makes him nervous.
253
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Papi, I support you.
254
00:09:40,113 --> 00:09:42,781
I'm not nervous.
I just don't want
to fight a girl.
255
00:09:42,849 --> 00:09:44,750
What?
256
00:09:44,817 --> 00:09:46,752
Defeating a woman
would be a mark on my honor.
257
00:09:46,819 --> 00:09:49,955
Why? Because men are always
so superior to a woman?
258
00:09:50,023 --> 00:09:51,156
Uh...
259
00:09:51,224 --> 00:09:52,591
Uh, uh!
260
00:09:52,659 --> 00:09:54,426
So superior that you cannot
even finish your sentence?
261
00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:57,929
Dude.
262
00:09:57,997 --> 00:10:01,833
Manny, you always call yourself
the lover of women.
263
00:10:01,901 --> 00:10:04,069
But if you don't compete
with this girl,
264
00:10:04,137 --> 00:10:05,971
You're showing me
and all the women
265
00:10:06,039 --> 00:10:08,874
That you don't
respect us.
266
00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:10,042
I'm sorry.
267
00:10:10,109 --> 00:10:11,476
Okay.
268
00:10:11,544 --> 00:10:14,579
So take back your sword and go
fight this girl like a bull!
269
00:10:14,647 --> 00:10:15,847
Okay.
270
00:10:15,915 --> 00:10:17,349
Can't hear you!
Okay!
271
00:10:17,417 --> 00:10:18,884
I can't hear you!
272
00:10:18,951 --> 00:10:22,220
That's really
as loud as I can go.
273
00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:24,656
Phil: What does it take
to make a great salesman?
274
00:10:24,724 --> 00:10:25,791
It's no big secret.
275
00:10:25,858 --> 00:10:28,026
You just follow the abc's
of salesmanship --
276
00:10:28,094 --> 00:10:29,261
Always be closing.
277
00:10:29,328 --> 00:10:30,529
Don't ever forget
278
00:10:30,596 --> 00:10:33,398
Great home ideas
just keep lurking mostly nearby.
279
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,767
Often, people question
realtors' sincerity.
280
00:10:35,835 --> 00:10:36,968
Take umbrage.
281
00:10:37,036 --> 00:10:38,203
Violators will...
282
00:10:38,271 --> 00:10:39,504
Oh, shoot, "x," "x," "x"...
283
00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:41,173
And this is
the great room,
284
00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:44,443
Although "great" hardly
seems to do a room
like this justice.
285
00:10:44,510 --> 00:10:46,545
Weird squiggly painting
not included.
286
00:10:46,612 --> 00:10:47,546
I actually love it.
287
00:10:47,613 --> 00:10:49,414
I do, too.
It's really beautiful.
288
00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:51,316
Um, all --
all custom built-ins.
289
00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:53,852
And you'll notice just --
just tons of natural light,
290
00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:55,087
So that's great.
291
00:10:55,154 --> 00:10:56,588
Did I need the sale?
Yes.
292
00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:57,789
Was I worried?
No.
293
00:10:57,857 --> 00:10:59,324
Why? Because.
294
00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:00,625
Because why?
295
00:11:00,693 --> 00:11:03,495
Because I won't sell anything
I don't believe in.
296
00:11:03,563 --> 00:11:08,066
And when I believe, you believe.
297
00:11:08,134 --> 00:11:10,402
I can sell a fur coat
to an eskimo.
298
00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:12,704
Yeah, phil, I'm sorry.
It's a beautiful house.
299
00:11:12,772 --> 00:11:14,473
But I'm just not sure
how kid-friendly it is,
300
00:11:14,540 --> 00:11:15,707
And we have
two small children.
301
00:11:15,775 --> 00:11:17,008
I mean,
these stairs alone --
302
00:11:17,076 --> 00:11:18,877
Dad, this place
is awesome.
Not now, luke.
303
00:11:18,945 --> 00:11:20,112
Did you see
the backyard?
304
00:11:20,179 --> 00:11:22,314
It's got room for,
like, 10 tree houses.
305
00:11:22,381 --> 00:11:24,683
And the bedroom's got a window
on the ceiling.
306
00:11:24,751 --> 00:11:26,318
I wish
we could live here.
307
00:11:26,385 --> 00:11:28,220
I wish you'd go back out
to the patio, where --
308
00:11:28,287 --> 00:11:29,488
Do you really?
309
00:11:29,555 --> 00:11:30,789
Oh, yeah.
310
00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:33,391
Our house sucks
compared to this one.
311
00:11:33,459 --> 00:11:34,359
Hmm.
312
00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:35,761
It really does.
313
00:11:35,828 --> 00:11:37,195
[ chuckles, snorts ]
314
00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:40,866
There you are.
315
00:11:40,933 --> 00:11:43,335
I'm gonna get changed,
and then we're off to
manny's match, okay?
316
00:11:43,402 --> 00:11:45,103
Dad doesn't
want me to go.
317
00:11:45,171 --> 00:11:46,505
What? Why?
318
00:11:46,572 --> 00:11:48,306
Remember when you were all
worried that our son's a dud?
319
00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:51,376
Okay, that's not exactly
the way I remember it.
320
00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:53,512
Turns out
he's a natural.
321
00:11:53,579 --> 00:11:55,313
At what?
322
00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:56,915
At selling.
323
00:11:58,117 --> 00:11:59,751
Hey, titans of
residential real estate.
324
00:11:59,819 --> 00:12:02,154
That's right, I'm talking
to you, sandy brewster,
325
00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:04,723
Skip woosnum,
j.J. Mccubbin.
326
00:12:04,791 --> 00:12:06,691
Hear those footsteps?
327
00:12:06,759 --> 00:12:08,193
That's luke dunphy,
328
00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:10,695
And he's gonna drink
your milkshake.
329
00:12:11,998 --> 00:12:13,398
That's amazing.
330
00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:14,966
Right?!
Incredible.
331
00:12:15,034 --> 00:12:16,968
So, the owner's coming back
in an hour with her husband,
332
00:12:17,036 --> 00:12:18,170
And I need him.
333
00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:20,172
I am telling you,
that kid is a genius.
334
00:12:20,239 --> 00:12:22,474
There's the rainmaker!
335
00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:24,176
Why is your ipod
in your mouth?
336
00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:25,977
I'm charging it.
337
00:12:26,045 --> 00:12:27,212
Alex.
338
00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:28,547
Alex!
339
00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:35,487
Cameron:
So, there's no part of you
340
00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:37,622
That wants to clear the air
with your sister?
Nope.
341
00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:40,258
Okay, fine. That's your family's
way. I'll respect that.
342
00:12:40,326 --> 00:12:42,494
But you should know it's hard
on the people who love you.
343
00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:44,329
Cam, stop being
so dramatic.
We feel the tension.
344
00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:46,498
We hear the words
that cut like knives.
345
00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:48,867
Hey, guys!
I brought orange slices.
346
00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:51,269
Okay, you know what?
I can't bear this.
347
00:12:51,337 --> 00:12:52,971
Claire,
mitchell still resents you
348
00:12:53,039 --> 00:12:55,507
For quitting the figure-skating
team when you were kids.
349
00:12:55,575 --> 00:12:57,142
Ladies, come inside
with me, please.
350
00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:58,143
Work it out.
351
00:12:58,211 --> 00:12:59,144
Come on.
352
00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:00,445
Thanks, cam.
353
00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:01,880
Is he serious?
354
00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:03,982
Is that what your little jab
was about this morning?
355
00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:05,417
Okay, no --
yes. Okay, yes.
356
00:13:05,484 --> 00:13:07,485
Yes, I'm -- I guess
I'm still a little angry.
357
00:13:07,553 --> 00:13:09,921
But, you know,
you stole my moment, claire.
358
00:13:09,989 --> 00:13:11,056
Yeah,
21 years ago.
359
00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:12,824
Okay, no,
but it doesn't matter to you
360
00:13:12,892 --> 00:13:14,526
Because you had
your own moments.
361
00:13:14,594 --> 00:13:16,094
You had cheerleading
and high-school plays
362
00:13:16,162 --> 00:13:17,929
And, uh, making out
with the quarterback and --
363
00:13:17,997 --> 00:13:19,698
Oh, come on.
You made out with him, too.
364
00:13:19,765 --> 00:13:21,366
Yeah, but we had to
keep it a secret.
365
00:13:23,002 --> 00:13:24,836
You shouldn't have quit.
It was selfish.
366
00:13:24,904 --> 00:13:26,137
You want to know
why I quit?
367
00:13:26,205 --> 00:13:28,173
I quit to protect you.
368
00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:30,408
From what?
Glory? Fame?
369
00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:31,810
No, come on.
Press conferences?
370
00:13:31,878 --> 00:13:32,911
I was bigger
than you.
371
00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:34,246
I was bigger
than you,
372
00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:35,513
And I was afraid
you wouldn't be able to lift me.
373
00:13:35,581 --> 00:13:37,115
You were -- you were dropping me
in practice,
374
00:13:37,183 --> 00:13:39,351
And I didn't want you
to humiliate yourself...
I dropped you twice.
375
00:13:39,418 --> 00:13:41,186
In front
of all of those people.
Three times.
376
00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:43,388
You dropped me
all the time.
377
00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:44,856
[ sighs ]
378
00:13:44,924 --> 00:13:46,458
Come on.
379
00:13:46,525 --> 00:13:50,262
Can't you just forgive me
and move on?
[ breathes deeply ]
380
00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:53,331
Of cour-- yes, yes.
Yes, of cour--
381
00:13:53,399 --> 00:13:55,000
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
382
00:13:55,067 --> 00:13:56,401
Ugh.
383
00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:58,270
God, this must seem
so petty to you, huh?
384
00:13:58,337 --> 00:13:59,271
Well,
it's a little silly,
385
00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:00,672
But we all have our thing,
don't we?
386
00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:02,140
I'm just glad
you're getting it...
387
00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:03,241
Out of you.
388
00:14:03,309 --> 00:14:05,410
Are you trying
to lift me?!
Let me.
389
00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:08,013
You are!
You're trying to lift me!
390
00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:12,852
Stay focused, stay loose,
and stay angry.
391
00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:14,520
Who's the toughest?
392
00:14:14,588 --> 00:14:16,022
I am!
393
00:14:16,090 --> 00:14:17,690
Who's the bravest?!
394
00:14:17,758 --> 00:14:19,292
I am.
395
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,027
Who's the baddest?
396
00:14:21,095 --> 00:14:22,729
Can you guys
ask all the questions now
397
00:14:22,796 --> 00:14:24,497
So I don't have to
keep lifting this?
398
00:14:24,565 --> 00:14:25,465
Go.
399
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,333
Go get 'em!
400
00:14:27,401 --> 00:14:28,701
Are you all set?
Yeah.
401
00:14:28,769 --> 00:14:30,703
Okay, go get 'em!
Good luck!
402
00:14:30,771 --> 00:14:31,771
[ chuckles ]
403
00:14:31,839 --> 00:14:33,439
Excuse me --
is this seat taken?
404
00:14:33,507 --> 00:14:35,742
No, sit.
Oh, thank you.
405
00:14:35,809 --> 00:14:37,477
Oh,
is manny yours?
406
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:38,578
Yes.
407
00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:40,747
Oh, he's quite good.
I saw him earlier.
408
00:14:40,814 --> 00:14:42,081
Ay, thank you.
Yeah.
409
00:14:42,149 --> 00:14:43,483
Is she
your little girl?
410
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:44,817
Oh, caroline?
No. No.
411
00:14:44,885 --> 00:14:47,120
Sadly,
her parents passed away.
412
00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:49,756
I'm her nurse down
at the children's hospital.
413
00:14:49,823 --> 00:14:52,358
But all of my patients
are like family to me.
414
00:14:52,426 --> 00:14:54,360
Oh.
415
00:14:54,428 --> 00:14:56,229
[ sighs ]
416
00:14:58,549 --> 00:14:59,983
Man: Well, our boys
are enjoying themselves.
417
00:15:00,050 --> 00:15:01,351
Yeah.
418
00:15:01,419 --> 00:15:03,720
I can talk about crown moldings
and recessed lighting
419
00:15:03,788 --> 00:15:04,988
Till the cows
come home,
420
00:15:05,055 --> 00:15:06,890
But nothing compares
with that sound right there.
421
00:15:06,957 --> 00:15:08,425
[ sneakers squeak, thud ]
luke: Ow!
422
00:15:08,492 --> 00:15:09,926
Oh.
Ow!
423
00:15:09,994 --> 00:15:11,227
Hey, buddy.
424
00:15:11,295 --> 00:15:12,562
Oh, he's fine.
425
00:15:12,630 --> 00:15:13,997
My foot!
I think it's backwards!
426
00:15:14,064 --> 00:15:15,432
[ chuckling ]
it's not backwards.
427
00:15:15,499 --> 00:15:16,533
What happened?
428
00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:18,635
It's the stupid floors.
They're too slippery.
429
00:15:18,702 --> 00:15:21,070
Oak. Also known
as nature's pillow.
430
00:15:21,138 --> 00:15:22,205
It's like ice.
431
00:15:22,273 --> 00:15:24,240
Now, let's not start
blaming the floors.
432
00:15:24,308 --> 00:15:26,176
You shouldn't
have been running.
433
00:15:26,243 --> 00:15:27,410
I saw a ghost.
434
00:15:27,478 --> 00:15:29,846
G-ghost? [ chuckles ]
435
00:15:29,914 --> 00:15:31,281
Hey -- phil dunphy.
436
00:15:31,348 --> 00:15:32,282
O-kay.
437
00:15:32,349 --> 00:15:33,616
That's me.
438
00:15:33,684 --> 00:15:36,052
That's acting like
a natural shoehorn. Okay.
439
00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:37,654
Probably better
all take our shoes off
440
00:15:37,721 --> 00:15:38,988
For this part
of the tour.
441
00:15:39,056 --> 00:15:40,023
Follow me.
442
00:15:40,090 --> 00:15:41,858
She's our
little miracle.
443
00:15:41,926 --> 00:15:42,859
Oh.
444
00:15:42,927 --> 00:15:44,194
I only wish
her father
445
00:15:44,261 --> 00:15:47,263
Had made it back
from afghanistan to see this.
446
00:15:47,331 --> 00:15:49,365
[ sighs ]
447
00:15:49,433 --> 00:15:50,967
Oh! There's
our cheering section!
448
00:15:51,035 --> 00:15:53,470
Over here, you guys!
[ chuckles ]
449
00:15:57,641 --> 00:16:00,410
Oh, my god,
we have to stop him.
450
00:16:07,485 --> 00:16:09,886
Maybe I can
pull the fire alarm.
451
00:16:10,888 --> 00:16:13,089
Expect no mercy.
452
00:16:13,157 --> 00:16:15,592
Bring it on, big boy.
453
00:16:17,361 --> 00:16:18,328
[ whistle blows ]
454
00:16:18,395 --> 00:16:20,497
I-I'm glad
dad's proud of manny. I am.
455
00:16:20,564 --> 00:16:21,865
I just...
456
00:16:21,932 --> 00:16:25,602
It would have been nice
to see him that proud of us.
457
00:16:25,669 --> 00:16:27,537
And by "us,"
I mean "me."
458
00:16:27,605 --> 00:16:28,972
[ scoffs ]
459
00:16:29,039 --> 00:16:31,774
And you sincerely thought
that the path to dad's approval
460
00:16:31,842 --> 00:16:33,776
Was going to be
through figure skating?
461
00:16:33,844 --> 00:16:36,679
Mitchell, I am fairly confident
that dad's proudest moment
462
00:16:36,747 --> 00:16:39,349
Was when you finally took off
the flame-red unitard.
463
00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:42,218
I am not claiming
that any of this is rational.
464
00:16:44,121 --> 00:16:45,855
I'm -- I'm sorry.
465
00:16:45,923 --> 00:16:49,192
I'm sorry for being
such a pill, okay?
466
00:16:49,260 --> 00:16:50,560
I...
467
00:16:50,628 --> 00:16:53,663
Actually always felt
very guilty for quitting.
468
00:16:53,731 --> 00:16:55,999
Look, I know how much
you loved figure skating.
469
00:16:57,101 --> 00:17:00,436
I...Never
really loved skating.
470
00:17:00,504 --> 00:17:01,671
Uh, what?
471
00:17:01,739 --> 00:17:03,740
[ chuckles ]
um, all right.
472
00:17:03,807 --> 00:17:05,542
This is gonna sound
a little gay.
473
00:17:05,609 --> 00:17:08,478
But, um, when --
when you and I skated together,
474
00:17:08,546 --> 00:17:10,280
You know, you weren't
the mean older sister
475
00:17:10,347 --> 00:17:12,181
And I wasn't the --
the clingy little brother.
476
00:17:12,249 --> 00:17:13,416
We were --
we were a team.
477
00:17:13,484 --> 00:17:14,918
And, well,
let's face it,
478
00:17:14,985 --> 00:17:17,020
We've kind of grown apart
in the past few years,
479
00:17:17,087 --> 00:17:18,721
And -- and with
mom and dad's divorce,
480
00:17:18,789 --> 00:17:22,458
We were on opposing sides,
and I just...I...
481
00:17:22,526 --> 00:17:24,561
I just -- I miss
being on your team.
482
00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:31,568
That's...
483
00:17:34,038 --> 00:17:35,338
...A little gay.
484
00:17:35,406 --> 00:17:37,173
Okay, there we go.
485
00:17:40,611 --> 00:17:42,946
Claire,
where are you going?
486
00:17:43,013 --> 00:17:44,480
Claire?
487
00:17:46,050 --> 00:17:47,417
No way!
488
00:17:47,484 --> 00:17:49,218
Get up.
489
00:17:49,286 --> 00:17:50,853
Really?
Mm-hmm.
490
00:17:50,921 --> 00:17:53,222
[ breathes deeply ]
491
00:17:55,893 --> 00:17:57,894
Don't drop me.
492
00:17:57,962 --> 00:17:59,529
[ whistle blows ]
493
00:17:59,597 --> 00:18:02,165
[ buzzer ]
494
00:18:02,232 --> 00:18:03,633
[ whistle blows ]
495
00:18:03,701 --> 00:18:05,468
[ metal clashing ]
496
00:18:05,536 --> 00:18:07,136
Oh!
Oh!
497
00:18:07,204 --> 00:18:08,338
[ whistle blows ]
498
00:18:09,239 --> 00:18:10,239
[ buzzer ]
499
00:18:10,307 --> 00:18:12,742
Put it away
or lose it.
500
00:18:12,810 --> 00:18:13,943
[ whistle blows ]
501
00:18:16,046 --> 00:18:16,980
[ buzzer ]
502
00:18:17,047 --> 00:18:18,147
Woman: That's awful.
503
00:18:18,215 --> 00:18:20,316
Somebody's got to
put a stop to this.
504
00:18:25,089 --> 00:18:27,123
That's it, mitchell.
505
00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:32,996
[ whistle blows ]
506
00:18:33,063 --> 00:18:35,932
[ buzzer ]
507
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:39,435
So, can we take you and caroline
out for ice cream?
508
00:18:39,503 --> 00:18:40,803
We can't.
509
00:18:40,871 --> 00:18:42,472
She's diabetic.
510
00:18:42,539 --> 00:18:44,440
Of course she is.
511
00:18:48,812 --> 00:18:49,979
Let's get
out of here.
512
00:18:50,047 --> 00:18:51,781
Let's get this thing
in the trunk.
513
00:18:51,849 --> 00:18:54,817
I can't decide if I'm feeling
more proud or mortified.
514
00:18:56,387 --> 00:18:58,254
Gloria:
How about now?
515
00:19:06,930 --> 00:19:09,465
Jay: We tell our kids it doesn't
matter if you win or lose,
516
00:19:09,533 --> 00:19:11,634
But let's be honest.
517
00:19:11,702 --> 00:19:14,871
Winning feels pretty great.
518
00:19:14,938 --> 00:19:19,308
There's nothing like
that golden moment in the sun.
519
00:19:19,376 --> 00:19:20,743
[ laughs ]
520
00:19:20,811 --> 00:19:23,980
I think every parent probably
wants that for their child.
521
00:19:25,449 --> 00:19:28,951
You know, maybe a little bit
for ourselves, too.
522
00:19:29,019 --> 00:19:30,687
[ laughing ] buddy!
523
00:19:30,754 --> 00:19:33,222
So, sometimes,
we push too hard.
524
00:19:33,290 --> 00:19:36,092
And that leads to a lot
of resentment and guilt.
525
00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:37,560
Yes!
526
00:19:37,628 --> 00:19:39,395
So, how much is too much?
527
00:19:39,463 --> 00:19:41,230
Here's where I come out.
528
00:19:41,298 --> 00:19:43,433
Guilt fades.
529
00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:46,969
Hardware is forever.
530
00:19:54,679 --> 00:19:55,712
You're mad,
aren't you?
531
00:19:55,780 --> 00:19:56,713
I'm not mad.
532
00:19:56,781 --> 00:19:57,981
Yes, you are.
No, I am not.
533
00:19:58,049 --> 00:19:59,283
You're
a little jealous.
534
00:19:59,350 --> 00:20:02,152
I'm...Happy
for the two of you.
535
00:20:02,220 --> 00:20:03,587
All right, come on.
We'll do one.
536
00:20:03,655 --> 00:20:04,521
Stay there.
537
00:20:04,589 --> 00:20:05,889
For real?
Yep.
538
00:20:15,967 --> 00:20:17,034
Feel better?
Yeah.
539
00:20:17,101 --> 00:20:18,435
Oh, do me now.
Come on.
540
00:20:18,503 --> 00:20:19,703
What are you
talking about?
541
00:20:20,839 --> 00:20:22,105
Are you serious?
542
00:20:23,274 --> 00:20:25,242
Cam, no! Ow!