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Jay, I'm home.
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- Did Manny call?
- No, because he's fine.
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It was a slumber party,
not a gang fight.
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I just want him to fit in.
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I'm gonna take a shower.
Do you care to join me?
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You know, honey, there's a gun
in the footlocker in the garage.
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If I ever say "no" to that question,
I want you to use it on me.
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What's wrong?
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Why aren't they trying
to hurt each other?
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I don't know,
but I'm afraid to move.
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- You're really good at this.
- Thanks.
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What is happening, Claire?
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- What do you think?
- Now, that is a scone.
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No butter, nonfat.
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Shut up.
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I'm gonna go check on Lily.
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- Surprise!
- Mom!
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What's that?
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Sounds like a bird hit the window.
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Oh, God, that's a bad sign.
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That hurt, jerk!
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I'm gonna kill you, stupid!
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- What happened?
- Now I'm sad.
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Hi, honey.
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I didn't know you were in town.
You didn't call.
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Well, I couldn't wait
to see your new baby.
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Where is she?
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- Mitchell, who was that?
- It's my mom.
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Yeah, right.
'Cause the last time she was here,
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the refrigerator magnets
rearranged themselves into a penta...
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Grandma!
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Subtitles by Tyno
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www.seriessub.com
www.sous-titres.eu
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Mom, what are you doing to her legs?
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Tai chi.
I did it every day in Sedona.
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Cameron, you should try it.
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Mitchell's mother
has a problem... with me.
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Last Christmas, for example,
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she gave me a piece of exercise
equipment and a lettuce dryer.
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So, to recap,
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I gave her a gorgeous pair
of diamond earrings,
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and she gave me a hint.
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And living in Sedona
has been transformational.
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I get up every morning,
and I go to a vortex meditation site
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and work with a shaman
to finally understand
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how to live my spirituality.
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Yikes.
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And I've learned that
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the only way
I can move to the next level
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of my awakening is if we all
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can somehow get past...
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the incident.
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- The incident.
- Oh, boy.
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I would like to congratulate
Jay and the lovely Gloria.
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I'm very happy for them.
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I wanted a big, beautiful
wedding with Jay
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because my ex-husband and I
got married
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in a tiny, little office
of a judge in Colombia.
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My mother
wanted to go to the wedding
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to show everyone how okay
she was with all of it,
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so I convinced dad and Gloria
to invite her.
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Who warned you that
that was the worst idea ever?
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Anyone?
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Anyone?
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Of course, I've moved on.
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I was supposed to come with a date,
but he just hurt his back,
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which is very ironic because
he's young and healthy.
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My mom started drinking
these cocktails
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called "horny Colombians"
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with some of Gloria's uncles,
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whom, apparently,
the drink was named after.
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Oh, come on, they were funny.
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- They kept patting my butt.
- Somebody's full of herself.
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It's a Colombian
wedding tradition, they said.
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I would like to make a toast.
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Yeah, na got totally wasted.
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It was really funny.
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Then it was gross.
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To the bride and the groom, my ex.
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35 years we were together,
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and he couldn't wait 10 minutes
to run off with charo.
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That's a joke.
I'm kidding.
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Seriously, I knew
they were perfect for each other
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when I saw his wallet and her boobs.
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Take your hands off me.
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Mom.
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- Mom.
- Relax, Mitchell.
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What, did you take your Claire pill?
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Let's get a little fresh air, okay?
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And then it got weird.
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I'm Gloria. Kiss me.
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Oh, hey, kiss me.
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Nana is really strong.
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During my vows to my first husband,
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drug dealers burst in
and assassinated the judge.
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This was way worse.
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What can I say?
I drive women crazy.
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It's too soon, I guess.
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- Everybody is going to be there, mom.
- I don't care.
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Your father and I are not about to let
you drive two hours to go to a concert
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and spend the night with boys,
especially that 17-year-old hormone.
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- It's totally supervised.
- Oh, really? By whom?
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- By Spencer Patine's uncle.
- Who's Spencer Patine?
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You know Spencer.
The guy with the arm.
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- What does that even mean?
- His uncle is uncle Tobey.
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Oh, uncle Tobey. I'll be sure
to include that in my Amber Alert.
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- Oh, my God.
- Can I step in here? I can help.
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Haley, what your mom is worried
about is you getting your heart
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broken when Dylan
goes off to college next year.
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- He's not going to college.
- He's not going to college?
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He's in a band, okay?
They're going on tour.
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This just gets better and better.
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Why are you always on me
about everything?!
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- Because you...
- Everybody, calm down.
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Let's start from the beginning.
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What's wrong with Spencer's arm?
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- Mom, I'm home!
- Hi, baby!
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Did you have fun
at the slumber party?
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- You must be exhausted.
- No, I'm not tired at all.
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I was the first one to fall asleep.
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What's on your face?
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A smile from having such
a good time with my friends.
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Come here.
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Look.
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That's why they were laughing.
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I thought it was my funny take
on current events.
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- Why would they do something like that?
- Don't worry about it.
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Guys pull pranks like that all the time.
You just got to prank 'em back.
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Just got to show 'em you're willing
to give as good as you get.
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What do you think?
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Revenge...
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I like it.
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Well, mom, instead of
drudging up the whole
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incident, maybe we should just try
and repress it.
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- Like a normal family.
- I can't.
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I need closure.
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I'm about to embark
on a new journey.
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I met a man.
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- Really?
- His name is Chas,
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and he's asked me to come live
with him in his foreign land.
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- Where?
- Canada.
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- You're moving to... Canada?
- French Canada.
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That's wonderful.
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It is wonderful.
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It just that when I think
of the awful things
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that I said to Gloria and Jay
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and you and Claire,
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I feel such guilt.
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Give it time...
And see Banff.
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Cam, please.
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I just can't give myself
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to him sexually.
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- Okay, mom.
- Did not see that coming.
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Don't get me wrong.
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We satisfy each other down there.
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That's why I need
everyone's forgiveness.
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I need your help, Mitchell.
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Did you hear that?
Your mom needs your help to
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make love to her new man, Chas.
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That's not weird at all.
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I'm just not really sure what
you're asking me to do, mom.
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Well, everyone's mad at me.
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Maybe you could pave the way
so that I can apologize.
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We are actually all supposed to have
Sunday dinner tonight, so maybe
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I could go around and ask everyone
if it's okay for you to join us.
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I knew I could count on you.
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My beautiful boy.
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I love you so much.
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There's a fish in nature
that swims around
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with its babies in its mouth.
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That fish would look at Mitchell's
relationship with his mother and say,
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"that's messed up."
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Boy...
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Things with your mom got pretty
intense down there, huh?
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All like east coast/west coast.
You feelin' me?
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Act like a parent, talk like a peer.
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I call it "peerenting."
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I learned it from my own dad
who used to walk into my room and say,
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"what's up, sweathog?"
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Honey...
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I would love to let you go
to the concert.
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Are you kidding me?
I think concerts are rad.
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- Hello! I was a Hall-raiser.
- A what?
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I followed Hall & Oates
around the country one summer.
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"Rich Girl" just spoke to me.
I was dating this girl.
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Not dating. I guess
I was following her, too, kind of.
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Mom just doesn't trust me,
and it's not fair.
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She trusts you. It's just that
weird stuff happens at concerts.
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Boys get urges.
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- Dad, is there something you want?
- Yes, there is.
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To connect with this girl right here.
Come on. Pretend I'm not your dad.
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We're just a couple of friends
kickin' it in a juice bar.
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- What's a juice bar?
- Okay, a malt shop, whatever.
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- Dad, I don't...
- Who's dad?
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Who's dad? I'm Marcus
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from biology.
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How's it going with you and Dylan?
Has he tried anything
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inappropriate with you... girl?
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No, nothing. Just talking
to some dork I met in a malt shop.
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Hey, Mitchell.
What's up?
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Just in the hood.
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Do you remember how mom gave up
a career to raise us?
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Promising career.
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Oh, God.
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Mom.
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Why so long?
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I know, it's weird when
we haven't talked for a while.
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I mean your hair.
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Well, if I can't tell you, who will?
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So, mom wants you to know
that she's very sorry
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about the incident
and she wants us to forgive her.
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Very nice of her
to say that through you.
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Do you see?
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The sarcasm is so hurtful...
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Like a whip.
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You know how growing up,
we all have that voice inside our head
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that tells us we're not good enough?
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Well, mine was outside my head,
driving me to school.
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So, anyway, mom really wants to smooth
everything over with dad and Gloria,
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so I was thinking, would it be okay
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if she maybe joined us
for dinner tonight?
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Because it may be the last time
you ever see me.
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- Well...
- Wait. What are you talking about?
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I'm moving
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to a far and dangerous place.
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Canada, but she met
a man named Chas.
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- He's a logger.
- Like a lumberjack?
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No, he logs blood samples
into a cholesterol study.
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Anyway, until I'm past
this whole wedding debacle,
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I can't be intimate with him.
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We do things to each other.
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We use our hands.
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Hey, nana.
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My little comet.
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Look at you.
You're all grown up.
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Tell mom that.
She won't even let me go to a concert.
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Overnight with her boyfriend.
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What are you laughing at?
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Karma's a funny thing, that's all.
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- Remember Ricky?
- Oh, God.
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- Who's Ricky?
- No one.
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Ricky was your mother's boyfriend,
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and he looked like Charles Manson.
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And one night, she didn't come
home until 4:00 in the morning.
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4:00? Wow.
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- Mom, what were you and Ricky doing?
- Nothing.
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We were doing nothing,
and he was a very sweet boy,
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which you might have known
if you bothered to get to know him.
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- Dylan's a sweet boy.
- Dylan is no Ricky.
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Ricky was a poet.
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Dylan writes songs. Awesome songs.
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And maybe you would know that
if you "bothered to get to know him."
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Okay, first of all,
I am not my mother.
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I don't judge people before
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I get a chance to know them.
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So you invite Dylan over
to dinner tonight,
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and if he's as sweet and as kind
as you say he is,
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then I have no problem considering
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letting you go to the concert after
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I do a background check
on uncle Tobey.
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Thank you, thank you, mom.
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I'm gonna go call him.
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- That's very revealing.
- That's my parenting style.
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I meant your blouse.
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- Mom.
- Claire, wait.
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Not making this easy.
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Claire, come on.
Stop, stop, stop.
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Just let her come to dinner,
apologize to dad and Gloria,
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and she and Chas
can live happily ever after.
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- In Canada.
- In Canada.
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Wait, why don't you make her fix this
instead of you doing it, as usual?
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- What's that supposed to mean?
- Mom makes a mess,
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- and there's Mitchell to clean it up.
- That is so not true.
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If anything, you're the one with the
screwed-up relationship with mommy...
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- With... with mom.
- "Mommy"?
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I didn't say it... Damn it.
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Fine, she can come,
but she's got to clear it with daddy.
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- I did not say "daddy."
- You said "daddy."
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Hey, dad.
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Mitchell, what are you doing here?
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I'm sorry to bother you. Could I talk
to you and Gloria for a second?
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She's out dealing with a Manny
situation. He set a kid's bike on fire.
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Why?
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I might have told him to get even with
some kids, he went all Rambo with it.
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- Not my best parenting moment.
- Not your worst.
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What's up?
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Well, you know, mom's in town.
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- Your mom?
- No. No, your mom.
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She's back from the grave.
Yes, my mom.
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My mom would be less scary.
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She's a wreck about
what happened at the wedding,
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and she wants to come to dinner tonight
to apologize.
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Still her little errand boy, I see.
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Why does everybody keep say... no.
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I'm just trying to piece
this family back together.
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You'll talk to Gloria
about mom coming to dinner?
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Gloria would never go for that.
She's still furious with your mother,
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which is why I'm not talking to you.
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- What did I do?
- This conversation never took place.
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- Not very nice. I drove the way here.
- No, you didn't. You never even called.
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I would have called, but I thought
it would be better to talk...
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- What's happening here?
- Listen...
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I would love to get
this thing behind us,
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but Gloria would never forgive me
if I pulled a fast one on her.
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That's why
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you're going to pull a fast one on her,
and I'm not going to like it one bit.
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Okay, that's just great.
So it's all up to me.
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I can't hear you because
you're back home and I'm taking a nap.
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D-Money. There he is.
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Come on in.
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- How you doing?
- Good.
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- Hey, everybody, this is Dylan.
- Hey.
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He has a very gentle soul.
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You got that from "hey"?
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- I see you brought the ax.
- Yeah, I just came from practice.
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Sweet.
Miss those days.
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- You were in a band?
- Could have been, but in high school,
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I was really
all about my magic, so...
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Oh, my God.
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That's gonna be dad and Gloria.
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I know it's silly, but...
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I'm a little nervous.
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Oh, no. That's not silly.
You should be.
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How are you?
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- Nice mustache.
- Thank you.
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Don't make fun.
He may burn your house down.
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- Oh, boy.
- De.
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Hi, Jay. Gloria.
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What is she doing here?
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What does she mean,
"what is she doing here?"
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- Mitchell told you I'd be here.
- Lies!
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I couldn't tell her
because she wouldn't come.
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Gloria, my mom wants
to apologize for everything.
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You just spring it on Gloria like this?
What the hell is wrong with you?
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- I don't want her apologies.
- Who could blame you, honey?
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Which is why this is
a terrible idea by you!
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Jay, Manny, let's go.
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Wait, Gloria.
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I just want to tell you
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how sorry I am
for ruing your wedding.
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I was struggling with being alone.
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Meanwhile, Jay moves on so easily.
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And not with just anyone.
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With a...
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Young and smart and beautiful woman.
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I don't expect to forgive me.
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If I were you,
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I'd want to punch me
right in the mouth.
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I think we've had enough revenge
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in this family for one day.
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You see?
We're all gonna move past this.
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Because of me, who's not a ma's boy,
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but is a caring person with
wisdom and emotional insight,
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so make a note, bitches.
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That's not a good color on you.
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I forgive you.
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I am not prepared for this.
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I just...
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I want to rip your head off!
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You ruined my wedding!
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I got Gloria!
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I got Gloria!
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I got Gloria.
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Stand up like a big girl.
Come on.
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All right, all right, all right.
Stop it, stop it, stop it,
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the two of you!
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- I am so sorry about this.
- No, it's cool.
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00:18:01,999 --> 00:18:05,099
This is ridiculous. Gloria didn't
steal me, De, and you know it.
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We grew apart for years.
And you left to find yourself, remember?
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I thought I could handle this.
I'm so sorry.
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You don't say "sorry" anymore!
That word means nothing in your mouth!
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I got Gloria.
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I don't know what just happened.
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I do.
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I mean,
it seems pretty simple to me.
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You're reaching out, trying
to hold on to something awesome.
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Maybe...
Maybe you shouldn't...
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Look, I'm not used to this,
the whole big-family thing.
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In my house, we don't even talk
to each other.
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You know, it's funny.
The first time I saw Haley,
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I knew I liked her.
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I mean, she's beautiful
and everything, but it's not just that.
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It's that she's got
this killer confidence.
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The kind of confidence that you get
from having a family like this,
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that's passionate and accepting of
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hot foreigners
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00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:06,019
and gay dudes
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and nutty people.
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You know,
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a family that actually
loves each other.
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I can't believe I'm gonna say this,
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but maybe we should let her
go with him.
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00:19:18,787 --> 00:19:19,937
He's perfect.
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Everybody, haley says
that Dylan is a musician,
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and he writes some great songs.
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00:19:29,197 --> 00:19:30,643
Play something, bro.
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- Well, I guess so, if you want me to.
- We could all use a nice tune.
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00:19:34,678 --> 00:19:37,769
This is actually a song
I wrote for Haley.
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It's called "In The Moonlight."
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- Lovely title, Dylan.
- Thanks.
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The stars are falling from the sky
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And you're the reason why
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The moon is shining on your face
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00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:05,068
'Cause it finally feels
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It's found its place
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00:20:07,881 --> 00:20:10,761
'Cause, baby, baby,
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I just want to do you, do you
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00:20:14,003 --> 00:20:16,833
Do you want to do me, do me
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Underneath the moonlight,
the moonlight
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Baby, baby,
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Maybe I will steal you, steal you
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Just so I can feel you, feel you
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Maybe that would heal you, heal you
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On the inside
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She's so not going.
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00:20:37,431 --> 00:20:38,981
Not a chance in hell.
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They don't seem to mind
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The moon is shining on your face
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And it finally feels it's
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Found its place 'cause
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Baby, baby,
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I just want to do you, do you
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00:21:01,374 --> 00:21:04,168
Baby, you can do me, do me
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Man, I will do you, do you
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00:21:07,491 --> 00:21:10,501
Maybe it would heal you, heal you
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From the inside
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- Never good at harmonizing.
- That was good.