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Ew. Are you doing laundry on the stove
like in olden times?

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Oh, my God. Are we poor?

3
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I knew Dad's magic shop
would destroy us.

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No, it is my Aunt Becky's
favorite tomato soup,

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and I am bringing it to her
because she's recovering from a stroke.

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Is she the mean one you guys
used to be so scared of?

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Oh, God, yes, especially Uncle Mitchell.

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It was like he was a weak gazelle

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and she was
a hungry, homophobic cheetah.

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No offense, but that soup stinks.

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No, it smells fine.

12
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Is someone burning Frisbees?

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It's soup!

14
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No, that's not it.

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Oh, look at you all dressed up.

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Coming with us
to watch Uncle Mitchell sweat?

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No, Arvin's dad is in from London,
and he wants me to meet him.

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Hang on. You're not hungover.

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Hair's conservative, no cleavage.

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Oh, my God. You're trying
to make a good impression.

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- You're in love!
- Shut up. I am not.

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Ohh, I don't know.

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I see how hard you work
at this relationship.

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You woke up early to watch soccer
and you called it football.

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Oh, just calm down.

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It's been three months,

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and everyone knows Liverpool
is having a cracking good year.

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Still, meeting a parent is
a major relationship milestone.

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Claire, you're getting my hopes up,

30
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and I still haven't recovered from Andy.

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And don't even get me started on Dylan.

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I get nostalgic every time I see
someone sleeping in their car.

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- You nervous?
- No.

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And even if I were, I've got it covered.

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I've got these new stickers from NERP.

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So, our latest product

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is the most amazing
scientific breakthrough...

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stickers!

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Oh, you're a genius.

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What an amazing time
we live in. I can't.

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So, they're designed to reduce stress

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and to help you boldly pursue greatness

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by scrambling the rational part
of the brain

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that asks, "Does this seem right?"

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Anyway, since I can't test
on laboratory rats,

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I'm gonna need you guys to try them.

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- Okay.
- Okay.

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So, wait! No one here has a pacemaker
or lawyer parents, right?

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- No.
- No.

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Then test away!

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<b>Synced and corrected by BLuk
www.addic7ed.com</b>

52
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I'll go see what room Becky's in,

53
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or we can just feel
for which doorknob is cold.

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Phil, Phil. Did you see
what's across the street?

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- An escape room.
- Oh, I did.

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- No, we're not doing that.
- No way in hell.

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She also said no to ice cream.

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Escape room? What is that?

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Oh, it's a themed room
that they lock you in,

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and then you have to solve
puzzles and clues

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to, um, you know, escape.

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Or they cut off your finger?

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What? No.

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- It's just for fun.
- Yeah.

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Oh, but then that lowers the stakes.

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Okay. She's in Room 208. Let's go.

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Jay, did you hear
that there is an escape room

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across the street?

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- We're not doing that.
- Why not?

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Because when you get
in a stressful situation,

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you start to scream,

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and I'm not taking that show
into a locked room.

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Yeah, and this one gets panicked
if he's stuck in traffic

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for more than five minutes.

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Guess it's just you and me.

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Oh, hard pass, honey.
In a confined space,

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you're just bouncing
off the wall like Flubber.

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It's no secret my sister Becky
and I have our differences.

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They haven't talked in nine years.

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She's kind of a monster.

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I've only met her once, at our wedding.

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Imagine if you took
all of Jay's worst qualities

83
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and wrapped them in a pantsuit.

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But as soon as I heard she had a stroke,

85
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I knew I had to rush to her side.

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It happened three weeks ago.

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Right in the middle of hockey playoffs!

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Typical Becky!

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Okay. There she is.

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Hi, Aunt Becky.

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I think she's sleeping.

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With the same mean old puss on her face.

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Hey, Mitchell. Why don't you
give her a little kiss?

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- You give her a little kiss.
- No.

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Who's there?

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Oh! My darling family.

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You came.

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- Something's wrong with her mouth.
- She's smiling.

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Mitchell, you've gotten so handsome.

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Have you finally met a good woman?

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I'm sorry. What?

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You're messing with me,
right, Becky? You know that...

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Hey, folks, can I speak
with you for a second?

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This is just like
when I came out years ago.

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She knows what she's doing.

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Actually, she doesn't.

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The stroke may have scrambled
some of Becky's memories.

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So she doesn't remember me coming out?

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Correct.

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And now presumes you're straight.

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That part I can't explain.

112
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Have you tried
popping her on the noggin?

113
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She's not a jukebox, Fonzie.

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And besides, it doesn't work.

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It only made my uncle worse.
He never woke up.

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Well, hopefully her memory will return.

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Often, it's the little things
that trigger recollection...

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a smell, a song, a picture,
even just her family.

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Thank you. Thank you so much, doctor.

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Did you kill your uncle?

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She doesn't remember I'm gay.

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Yeah, no, I know. I was here
for the whole explanation.

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This means I get to come out
to her again.

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It was a disaster the first time.

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I was... I was so wishy-washy

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about the whole thing
that when I finally said,

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"I-I think I might be gay,"

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she said, "Ew."

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Are you sure she didn't mean, "Ooh"?

130
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No, no. It was followed up
by a whole bunch of stuff

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- about me making Jesus cry.
- Oh.

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For 20 years, I've regretted
that moment,

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and today, I get the chance
to make it right.

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Or you could just leave
a poor, old demented woman alone

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and not make her stroke all about you.

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Why do I even bring you to these things?

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Wow. Well, Aunt Becky, what a necklace.

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Oh. Isn't it lovely?

139
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It was a gift from a prince
I met in Liechtenstein.

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- Really?
- Mm-mmm.

141
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Phil, that is my necklace.

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I lent it to her
for Dad and Gloria's wedding,

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and she never gave it back.
She said she lost it.

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Claire, the woman just had a stroke.

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When I graduated, my mother
gave me a very special necklace,

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which I returned
so I could get that necklace.

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I'm getting it back.

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Where are you going?

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I'm going to heat up the soup.

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Maybe the smell will jog her memory.

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Hasn't she suffered enough?

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I guess I'm proudest
of these two little guys here.

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This is the Spacemaster 500,
and this is the Xanadu...

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newest additions to
the Pritchett's Closets family.

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What's Pritchett's Closets?

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This damn disease doesn't care
what it destroys.

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I know what would help you remember.

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Joe and Manny made you
a "get well" video.

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Oh.

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Oh. You know what?

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I forgot my cellphone in the car.

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- I'll be right back.
- Oh, thank you, Dede.

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Breathe.

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Are you comfortable?
Can I help you with anything

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- that's not disgusting?
- I'm fine.

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But I was wondering if, this summer,

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I could borrow your fishing cabin.

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My fishing cabin?

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<i>JAY: My dad had a fishing cabin
that he promised would go to me,</i>

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but the double-crossing bastard
left it to my sister Becky,

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who's also a double-crosser.

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Now that her memory is Swiss cheese,

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I can steal my cabin back.

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Finally, the good guy wins.

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- Hello, Father.
- Arvin, my boy!

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Uh, allow me to introduce to you...

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Haley Dunphy.

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Malcolm Fennerman. It is my pleasure.

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Nicely done, son.

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Glad to see you've got yourself
a little lass.

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- He said "lass."
- Ah.

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Oh, by the way, slight change in plan.

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Um, at the last minute,

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your mum decided to join me on the trip.

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- What?
- Yes.

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I, um, can't go anywhere by myself

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after that weekend in Brighton.

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Mum's coming here? Now?

189
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Is everything okay?

190
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Is there time to get a drink?

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I'm afraid not.
Man your battle stations.

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IRIS: Hello.

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I am Dr. Iris Fennerman.

194
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So nice to finally meet the woman

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with whom my son is so enamored

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and yet I know nothing about.

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Well, I'm just
your average American girl,

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although much thinner, thank God.

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Oh, also I work at NERP.

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NERP?

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Nano Electronics Research Project.

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- Oh?
- Yeah, Haley is a colleague.

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It's very top-secret,
though. Hush, hush.

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We probably already said too much.

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Malcolm, how is it
we are not seated yet?

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Well, I didn't want to...
pi...pick the wrong table again.

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Oh, don't be silly.
I'd be happy anywhere.

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Since when?

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"Nano Electronics"? What was that?

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Please, just play along.

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What's all that whispering back there?

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Uh, nothing, Mum.
Just, um, science talk.

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Ugh, I had to get away.

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It's getting way
too Pritchett-y in there.

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Why can't they just let this be
a fun nursing-home visit?

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Exactly. We're in Riverside.

217
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We should be tearing it up.

218
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Hey, let's go to that escape room.

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I am in.

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Hey, Gloria.
We're going to the escape room.

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- You want to come?
- That sounds fun.

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JAY: Gloria!

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I think Jay needs me.

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00:08:01,788 --> 00:08:03,054
- He's very sad.
- Oh.

225
00:08:03,122 --> 00:08:04,355
Forget the videos.

226
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We have to keep her
from remembering anything

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so I can nab her fishing cabin!

228
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I suddenly feel like escaping.

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- _
- I'm so glad we're doing this.

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I know. Me, too.

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Oh, well, I don't...
I don't think this is the way.

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What is this place?

233
00:08:24,277 --> 00:08:26,477
I don't know. Let's just go back up.

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Oh, no. It's locked!

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Okay, call someone.
I don't have a cellphone.

236
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Okay, well, I don't have any service.

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I don't either.
Guys, if we don't figure out

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a way to get out of here soon,

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we're never gonna make it
to the escape room.

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Haley, I know your job is top secret,

241
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but I'm so fascinated
by nanotechnology...

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self-replicating robots and such.

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I'd love to hear your insight
into grey goo.

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Ooh, I can answer that.

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It's my favorite vodka.

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Hmm?

247
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Enough about me. Um, I love your blazer.

248
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Do you have a corgi like the queen?

249
00:09:00,585 --> 00:09:02,085
Crazy times in London. Am I right?

250
00:09:02,154 --> 00:09:04,688
I hear that your, um, bridge
is falling down,

251
00:09:04,756 --> 00:09:05,955
falling down.

252
00:09:06,024 --> 00:09:08,525
Haley is obviously joking.

253
00:09:08,593 --> 00:09:11,461
It's that... It's that Yankee
sense of humor, you know.

254
00:09:11,530 --> 00:09:12,796
"Eat my shorts."

255
00:09:12,864 --> 00:09:14,331
"Schwing!"

256
00:09:14,399 --> 00:09:16,166
What is that on your arm?

257
00:09:16,234 --> 00:09:17,400
Oh, it's my elbow.

258
00:09:17,469 --> 00:09:19,269
How delightful.

259
00:09:19,338 --> 00:09:20,870
10 points for Gryffindor.

260
00:09:20,939 --> 00:09:22,739
No, the sticker-y thing.

261
00:09:22,808 --> 00:09:23,907
Oh, it's actually from my work.

262
00:09:23,975 --> 00:09:25,041
It channels the energy of your brain...

263
00:09:25,110 --> 00:09:26,543
Aah-bup-bup-ma-bup-bup!

264
00:09:26,611 --> 00:09:28,712
Can't talk about that. Remember?

265
00:09:28,780 --> 00:09:30,847
Fine. Then let's talk about Arvin.

266
00:09:30,916 --> 00:09:33,850
Have you reached a decision
on your research fellowship?

267
00:09:36,855 --> 00:09:39,289
I have decided not to take it.

268
00:09:39,358 --> 00:09:42,125
Why not? I mean, you'd be
working on the CERN collider...

269
00:09:42,194 --> 00:09:43,927
It's the opportunity of a lifetime!

270
00:09:43,995 --> 00:09:46,129
Well, I don't feel like
spending six months

271
00:09:46,198 --> 00:09:48,198
underground in S-Switzerland.

272
00:09:48,266 --> 00:09:50,600
Oh, please, don't tell me you're turning
this down because of a girl.

273
00:09:50,669 --> 00:09:51,801
Listen, I had nothing to do with this.

274
00:09:51,870 --> 00:09:53,703
Oh, darling, you have everything
to do with this.

275
00:09:53,772 --> 00:09:54,938
You've always shown bad judgment

276
00:09:55,006 --> 00:09:56,406
when it comes to a pretty girl.

277
00:09:56,475 --> 00:09:57,674
- That's not fair.
- Oh, thank you.

278
00:09:57,743 --> 00:09:58,875
But at least
you've never let one of them

279
00:09:58,944 --> 00:10:01,344
get in the way of your career.

280
00:10:01,413 --> 00:10:03,413
Look, I'm not getting in the way
of anything.

281
00:10:03,482 --> 00:10:05,482
Arvin never told me about it,

282
00:10:05,550 --> 00:10:07,584
and even if he did,
I wouldn't understand.

283
00:10:07,652 --> 00:10:10,286
The NERP I work for
is a website run by an actress

284
00:10:10,355 --> 00:10:11,521
who thinks she knows science

285
00:10:11,590 --> 00:10:13,123
because, once in a James Bond movie,

286
00:10:13,191 --> 00:10:15,759
she played a nuclear physicist,
Dr. Mona Lott.

287
00:10:15,827 --> 00:10:17,026
Haley! Where are you going?

288
00:10:17,095 --> 00:10:19,129
Oh, I was offered a fellowship
to the bathroom,

289
00:10:19,197 --> 00:10:20,497
and I'm accepting it!

290
00:10:30,542 --> 00:10:32,075
Do you remember that security system

291
00:10:32,144 --> 00:10:33,977
I had installed in my fishing cabin?

292
00:10:34,045 --> 00:10:36,246
I gave you the code
the last time I let you use it.

293
00:10:36,314 --> 00:10:37,914
I can't seem to recall it.

294
00:10:37,983 --> 00:10:39,516
Well, okay. Let me think.

295
00:10:39,584 --> 00:10:41,651
The cabin, the cabin.

296
00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:44,087
Oh. So pretty up there.

297
00:10:44,156 --> 00:10:46,122
- Did I have a husband?
- Dead.

298
00:10:46,191 --> 00:10:48,858
Now focus on the code and nothing else.

299
00:10:48,927 --> 00:10:52,061
Hey, look who made you
your favorite soup.

300
00:10:52,130 --> 00:10:55,331
Nothing like a familiar smell
to bring back memories.

301
00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:57,634
- She ate.
- I did? But I'm sort of hungry.

302
00:10:57,702 --> 00:11:00,036
Well, feed a cold, starve a stroke.
Get that out of her.

303
00:11:00,105 --> 00:11:02,806
I made this for you when
you came to Dad's wedding.

304
00:11:02,874 --> 00:11:05,208
- Uh-huh.
- That's right. You got remarried

305
00:11:05,277 --> 00:11:06,776
to that Puerto Rican woman.

306
00:11:06,845 --> 00:11:08,745
You looked so beautiful
at that wedding...

307
00:11:08,814 --> 00:11:11,648
your dress, your shoes, the jewelry.

308
00:11:11,716 --> 00:11:12,782
Come here a second. Excuse me.

309
00:11:12,851 --> 00:11:14,918
- What the hell are you up to?
- She stole my necklace.

310
00:11:14,986 --> 00:11:17,954
So you try to manipulate a sick woman
for your own personal agenda?

311
00:11:18,023 --> 00:11:19,622
Aunt Becky, hi.

312
00:11:19,691 --> 00:11:21,324
You remember when you came
to see me ice dance,

313
00:11:21,393 --> 00:11:23,393
you said that I looked like
a little sissy, well, I...

314
00:11:23,462 --> 00:11:24,527
Ow, Daddy!

315
00:11:26,865 --> 00:11:28,898
I am ashamed of the both of you.
That's my sister in there.

316
00:11:28,967 --> 00:11:30,667
I almost lost her once.

317
00:11:30,735 --> 00:11:32,302
I don't want to have to lose...

318
00:11:32,370 --> 00:11:33,636
- Oh, God.
- Oh, Dad.

319
00:11:33,705 --> 00:11:35,338
I'm so sorry.

320
00:11:35,407 --> 00:11:37,207
Uh, we're so sorry.

321
00:11:37,275 --> 00:11:38,541
You're right. We're being petty.

322
00:11:38,610 --> 00:11:39,876
Well, Claire's is about a necklace

323
00:11:39,945 --> 00:11:41,377
and mine's about living
my truth, but I get...

324
00:11:41,446 --> 00:11:42,479
I get how this isn't the right time.

325
00:11:42,547 --> 00:11:44,948
I'm sorry I snapped.
This is just hard, you know?

326
00:11:45,016 --> 00:11:46,883
Excuse me. Your sister said
she remembers something

327
00:11:46,952 --> 00:11:49,819
about the security code
to your fishing cabin?

328
00:11:49,888 --> 00:11:52,455
Well, I... I thought
it was her fishing cabin?

329
00:11:52,524 --> 00:11:54,624
Oh, my God, and she thinks it's yours,

330
00:11:54,693 --> 00:11:56,359
and you don't want her to remember it.

331
00:11:56,428 --> 00:11:58,461
Okay, fine. You're right.

332
00:11:58,530 --> 00:12:03,032
But before you start throwing stones,
maybe look deep into your own...

333
00:12:03,101 --> 00:12:04,234
- What? Dad.
- What? No.

334
00:12:04,302 --> 00:12:06,469
- Dad. Dad.
- No. No, no, no, no, no, no.

335
00:12:06,538 --> 00:12:08,605
All right. We shouldn't be
panicking, right?

336
00:12:08,673 --> 00:12:09,806
No, of course not.

337
00:12:09,875 --> 00:12:11,574
There's got to be a million ways
out of here.

338
00:12:11,643 --> 00:12:13,810
There's a security camera.

339
00:12:13,879 --> 00:12:16,479
Oh, no. No, no. It's old and broke.

340
00:12:16,548 --> 00:12:20,683
Hey! Help! We're stuck in here!

341
00:12:20,752 --> 00:12:23,286
Gloria, that didn't work
five minutes ago,

342
00:12:23,355 --> 00:12:25,721
and it didn't work 10 minutes ago.

343
00:12:25,790 --> 00:12:29,359
Why can't they hear me?
This vent has to go somewhere.

344
00:12:29,427 --> 00:12:32,462
Gloria Maria Ramirez Delgado Pritchett,

345
00:12:32,531 --> 00:12:34,464
- you are a genius.
- I know.

346
00:12:34,533 --> 00:12:36,032
Give me a boost. No, it should be me.

347
00:12:36,101 --> 00:12:37,333
Right. Gloria, give Cam a boost.

348
00:12:37,402 --> 00:12:39,636
No, I mean, I should give you a boost.

349
00:12:39,704 --> 00:12:40,770
My process works.

350
00:12:40,839 --> 00:12:42,272
Why don't we use that trunk?

351
00:12:42,340 --> 00:12:44,974
See?! We just make each other better.

352
00:12:45,043 --> 00:12:47,410
- Right, chair, chair.
- Who needs Pritchetts?!

353
00:12:47,479 --> 00:12:50,346
- I'll steady it.
- Thank you again.

354
00:12:50,415 --> 00:12:51,915
Okay. Okay, grate.

355
00:12:51,983 --> 00:12:53,316
You're great.

356
00:12:53,385 --> 00:12:54,584
Oh, this grate.

357
00:12:56,054 --> 00:12:57,353
I got it. All right.

358
00:12:57,422 --> 00:12:59,656
Let's "Die Hard" this puppy.

359
00:12:59,724 --> 00:13:02,292
That's my shoulder.

360
00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:04,093
Okay, in we go.

361
00:13:04,162 --> 00:13:06,362
All right, now, Phil,
every couple of feet, knock

362
00:13:06,431 --> 00:13:07,997
so we know where you are.

363
00:13:08,066 --> 00:13:09,098
Got it.

364
00:13:09,167 --> 00:13:10,867
- Okay?
- Guys, I think I see an opening.

365
00:13:10,936 --> 00:13:11,968
We're saved.

366
00:13:12,037 --> 00:13:14,203
Yippie-ki-yay, mother... Oh, dear God.

367
00:13:14,272 --> 00:13:15,505
- Phil? Phil?
- Phil?!

368
00:13:15,574 --> 00:13:17,540
Good news, guys. I see two people.

369
00:13:17,609 --> 00:13:19,576
Maybe I can get a... Oh, it's you.

370
00:13:21,413 --> 00:13:22,879
- Hello?
- <i>Haley, I'm sorry.</i>

371
00:13:22,948 --> 00:13:24,681
You had every right
to run out of the restaurant.

372
00:13:24,749 --> 00:13:26,616
You know, I've put up
with a lot from boyfriends...

373
00:13:26,685 --> 00:13:28,785
futons, video games, wives.

374
00:13:28,853 --> 00:13:30,420
But you were ashamed of me.

375
00:13:30,488 --> 00:13:32,589
My mother is a judgmental snob!

376
00:13:32,657 --> 00:13:34,791
I-I wanted her to like you.

377
00:13:34,859 --> 00:13:36,826
<i>I know I just... I handled it all wrong.</i>

378
00:13:36,895 --> 00:13:38,127
But please come back.

379
00:13:38,196 --> 00:13:40,196
No! You made me feel bad about myself,

380
00:13:40,265 --> 00:13:42,165
and I deserve better than that, okay?

381
00:13:42,233 --> 00:13:44,300
<i>So just go to Switzerland</i>

382
00:13:44,369 --> 00:13:47,403
and sit in a big thing
of, like, Swiss chocolate

383
00:13:47,472 --> 00:13:50,173
and... and yodel, okay? We're done.

384
00:13:53,178 --> 00:13:54,243
Oh, my God.

385
00:13:55,747 --> 00:13:57,313
Are you okay?

386
00:13:57,382 --> 00:13:59,515
Why do you all have accents?

387
00:14:04,155 --> 00:14:07,590
- Ugh. What happened?
- You passed out.

388
00:14:07,659 --> 00:14:11,127
Those stickers on your arms
are loaded with all sorts of chemicals.

389
00:14:11,196 --> 00:14:14,964
We called your emergency contacts.
Your boyfriends here.

390
00:14:15,033 --> 00:14:17,000
Hey, sunshine.

391
00:14:19,096 --> 00:14:22,629
Andy? You... You came
all the way from Utah?

392
00:14:22,698 --> 00:14:25,099
Oh, no. I was in town
for a self-help seminar...

393
00:14:25,167 --> 00:14:26,834
"How To Be In The Right Place
at the Right Time."

394
00:14:26,902 --> 00:14:28,268
Holy cow. It's working.

395
00:14:28,337 --> 00:14:30,204
Oh, gosh, I guess your name
must still be in my phone

396
00:14:30,272 --> 00:14:31,972
as my emergency contact.

397
00:14:32,041 --> 00:14:34,441
I use boyfriends to avoid
lectures from my parents.

398
00:14:34,510 --> 00:14:36,210
I don't want to wake up
in a Tijuana prison

399
00:14:36,278 --> 00:14:39,313
and them be all like, "You're grounded."

400
00:14:39,382 --> 00:14:41,115
I'm just glad I could be here.

401
00:14:41,183 --> 00:14:43,884
Andy, um, I have to tell you something.

402
00:14:43,953 --> 00:14:45,519
And I'm really, really sorry,

403
00:14:45,588 --> 00:14:48,856
but I'm seeing someone.

404
00:14:48,924 --> 00:14:51,191
- Really?
- Yeah.

405
00:14:51,260 --> 00:14:52,793
Yes! Whoo-hoo!

406
00:14:52,862 --> 00:14:54,595
Oh, thank goodness.

407
00:14:54,663 --> 00:14:56,930
Me, too. I just didn't know
how to tell you,

408
00:14:56,999 --> 00:14:58,098
especially if you were dying.

409
00:14:58,167 --> 00:14:59,600
- Oh.
- She's a Laker girl.

410
00:14:59,668 --> 00:15:02,035
Oh, wow. A cheerleader. Nice.

411
00:15:02,104 --> 00:15:03,137
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

412
00:15:03,205 --> 00:15:05,906
Josephine scrapes barnacles off boats
in the Great Salt Lake.

413
00:15:05,975 --> 00:15:07,241
We call them Laker girls.

414
00:15:07,309 --> 00:15:09,943
But they are kind of sex symbols
in Utah.

415
00:15:10,012 --> 00:15:12,346
So, who is the lucky guy?

416
00:15:12,415 --> 00:15:15,249
Well, it's a bit of a mess right now,

417
00:15:15,317 --> 00:15:19,286
but, um, he is a professor
and an astrophysicist.

418
00:15:19,355 --> 00:15:21,054
He's a... a legit genius.

419
00:15:21,123 --> 00:15:23,390
Haley! I came as soon as I heard.

420
00:15:23,459 --> 00:15:26,960
Actually, that's not true.
I stopped for tacos.

421
00:15:27,029 --> 00:15:28,695
Not him.

422
00:15:28,764 --> 00:15:30,197
Anybody got a spoon?

423
00:15:30,266 --> 00:15:31,598
We could "Shawshank" this thing.

424
00:15:31,667 --> 00:15:33,901
It didn't go so well
when you "Die Hard"-ed it.

425
00:15:33,969 --> 00:15:35,335
Okay. Full disclosure.

426
00:15:35,404 --> 00:15:36,904
If I don't feel supported,
I tend to shut down.

427
00:15:36,972 --> 00:15:40,007
Okay. I'm, um... I'm getting stuffy.

428
00:15:40,075 --> 00:15:41,642
Is... Is it getting stuffy in here?

429
00:15:41,710 --> 00:15:43,510
Come on. There's got to be
something in this place

430
00:15:43,579 --> 00:15:44,711
that can help us.

431
00:15:44,780 --> 00:15:46,246
Hey, hey! Whoa, whoa! A phone!

432
00:15:46,315 --> 00:15:47,514
Is there a plug around here?

433
00:15:47,583 --> 00:15:48,882
If there's a phone,
there's got to be a plug.

434
00:15:48,951 --> 00:15:49,951
Everybody look for a plug!

435
00:15:49,985 --> 00:15:51,718
What if nobody looks down here?!

436
00:15:51,787 --> 00:15:53,187
You know, how are we gonna survive?

437
00:15:53,255 --> 00:15:55,722
I... I had a protein bar in my car.
I don't know why I didn't bring it in.

438
00:15:55,791 --> 00:15:58,058
- There's got to be a plug.
- There is no plug!

439
00:15:58,127 --> 00:15:59,960
It was peanut butter
and 20 grams of protein.

440
00:16:00,029 --> 00:16:02,129
Guys, if it comes to it,
and I mean this...

441
00:16:02,198 --> 00:16:03,730
I want you guys to eat me.

442
00:16:03,799 --> 00:16:06,633
As I told you before, in those elevators

443
00:16:06,702 --> 00:16:08,836
and in the traffic jam years ago,

444
00:16:08,904 --> 00:16:10,471
I am not going to eat you.

445
00:16:10,539 --> 00:16:13,373
Okay, you say that now,
but we may not get out of here,

446
00:16:13,442 --> 00:16:15,209
and we may have
to make some hard decisions.

447
00:16:15,277 --> 00:16:16,510
Look what is happening!

448
00:16:16,579 --> 00:16:18,512
Exactly what they said
is going to happen!

449
00:16:18,581 --> 00:16:21,014
You're bouncing off the walls
and you're panicking!

450
00:16:21,083 --> 00:16:22,883
- And you're yelling.
- No, I'm not.

451
00:16:22,952 --> 00:16:23,984
Look, Claire may be right.

452
00:16:24,053 --> 00:16:25,185
I may be unfocused, but...

453
00:16:25,254 --> 00:16:26,553
but she wouldn't be doing any better.

454
00:16:26,622 --> 00:16:28,489
She'd be hyper-focused
on something stupid like...

455
00:16:28,557 --> 00:16:30,791
like... like, "Why aren't
the wires connected

456
00:16:30,860 --> 00:16:32,493
to that security camera?"

457
00:16:32,561 --> 00:16:34,461
Yeah, why aren't they connected?

458
00:16:34,530 --> 00:16:36,830
Wait. She's onto something.

459
00:16:36,899 --> 00:16:38,298
The wires are cut.

460
00:16:38,367 --> 00:16:40,734
Why would someone cut the wires
to a security camera

461
00:16:40,803 --> 00:16:42,035
in a basement room?

462
00:16:42,104 --> 00:16:43,871
Well, Mitchell would have
some conspiracy theory

463
00:16:43,939 --> 00:16:46,073
that this is where the staff
does illicit behaviors.

464
00:16:46,141 --> 00:16:48,008
That's what it is.

465
00:16:48,077 --> 00:16:51,528
I have been smelling marijuana
since I got here!

466
00:16:56,068 --> 00:16:58,835
- I got Gloria.
- My God, she's like a DEA dog.

467
00:16:58,904 --> 00:16:59,904
It's coming from...

468
00:17:03,809 --> 00:17:07,177
Great. Now we have marijuana
and no lighter

469
00:17:07,246 --> 00:17:09,146
and just this stupid key.

470
00:17:09,215 --> 00:17:10,747
I can hear Jay saying,

471
00:17:10,816 --> 00:17:13,717
"Maybe that key opens the door, dummy."

472
00:17:19,959 --> 00:17:21,825
They can never know how much
smarter they are than us.

473
00:17:21,894 --> 00:17:23,227
Never.

474
00:17:23,295 --> 00:17:24,761
- You got this, Becky.
- Mm-hmm.

475
00:17:24,830 --> 00:17:27,064
You walk in the cabin,
you push those buttons.

476
00:17:27,132 --> 00:17:29,266
They go beep, boop, boop, boop.

477
00:17:29,335 --> 00:17:31,101
What are the numbers?

478
00:17:31,170 --> 00:17:32,502
- 3...
- Uh-huh.

479
00:17:32,571 --> 00:17:33,704
- 3...
- Yeah?

480
00:17:33,772 --> 00:17:34,805
Weeks!

481
00:17:34,873 --> 00:17:36,106
Since I've had my stroke,

482
00:17:36,175 --> 00:17:38,041
and this is the first time
you come and visit,

483
00:17:38,110 --> 00:17:40,577
and all you can care about
is that stupid cabin.

484
00:17:40,646 --> 00:17:43,247
- Wait. No, what?
- My brain is fine!

485
00:17:43,315 --> 00:17:45,782
- But the doctor...
- That's Fred from next door.

486
00:17:45,851 --> 00:17:48,619
He played a doctor on a soap opera once,
and he kept the coat.

487
00:17:48,687 --> 00:17:50,420
But it was hockey playoffs.

488
00:17:50,489 --> 00:17:51,955
Thank you so much. Thank you.

489
00:17:52,024 --> 00:17:53,890
Oh, Aunt Becky, I'm so sorry.

490
00:17:53,959 --> 00:17:56,193
I just got off the phone with
the Prince of Liechtenstein.

491
00:17:56,262 --> 00:17:58,762
He's having some terrible
financial troubles.

492
00:17:58,831 --> 00:18:00,163
He's gonna need the necklace back.

493
00:18:00,232 --> 00:18:01,732
You know, to feed his people.

494
00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:02,933
Save it, princess.

495
00:18:03,002 --> 00:18:05,669
There's nothing wrong with her memory.
She was messing with us.

496
00:18:05,738 --> 00:18:08,005
- Mean, huh?
- Horrible.

497
00:18:08,073 --> 00:18:09,273
That's my necklace. Give it back.

498
00:18:09,341 --> 00:18:11,008
Not until you fix the dent

499
00:18:11,076 --> 00:18:13,043
you put in my car in high school...

500
00:18:13,112 --> 00:18:14,411
which is still there!

501
00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:15,979
You kept the Bonneville?

502
00:18:16,048 --> 00:18:18,348
That certainly doesn't
sound like a denial.

503
00:18:18,417 --> 00:18:19,816
I'm keeping the necklace.

504
00:18:19,885 --> 00:18:21,618
So you also know about me too, then?

505
00:18:21,687 --> 00:18:23,553
- What about you?
- Oh, God. This is happening.

506
00:18:23,622 --> 00:18:25,522
Um, I-I, um... I... so I...

507
00:18:25,591 --> 00:18:26,690
Spit it out.

508
00:18:26,759 --> 00:18:28,358
Uh, I'm not here
to take anything from you.

509
00:18:28,427 --> 00:18:29,626
I'm here to be my true self.

510
00:18:29,695 --> 00:18:30,699
- Oh, for God's sake.
- And my true self is...

511
00:18:30,729 --> 00:18:31,928
Aunt Becky!

512
00:18:31,997 --> 00:18:34,498
I am... a lawyer.

513
00:18:34,566 --> 00:18:36,233
A lawyer?

514
00:18:36,302 --> 00:18:38,802
- Ew.
- Well, that's "ew" for two.

515
00:18:38,871 --> 00:18:41,605
- How is she?
- Not good. Full recovery.

516
00:18:43,142 --> 00:18:44,775
Dylan, I'm sorry you got called.

517
00:18:44,843 --> 00:18:46,610
Well, maybe you didn't delete me
from your phone

518
00:18:46,679 --> 00:18:48,345
because you didn't delete me
from your heart.

519
00:18:48,414 --> 00:18:49,513
Or I just forgot.

520
00:18:49,581 --> 00:18:51,682
Right. I'm married, Haley,

521
00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:53,650
and we're monotonous.
You got to move on.

522
00:18:53,719 --> 00:18:55,252
Ugh. I wish I was still in my coma.

523
00:18:55,321 --> 00:18:56,720
She has a boyfriend. Not me.

524
00:18:56,789 --> 00:18:59,022
I have a girlfriend. She's a Laker girl.

525
00:18:59,091 --> 00:19:00,957
Oh, barnacle scraper? Hot.

526
00:19:01,026 --> 00:19:04,528
Miss Dunphy? This man also says
he's your boyfriend.

527
00:19:04,596 --> 00:19:06,029
What am I doing wrong?

528
00:19:06,098 --> 00:19:09,366
Haley. Are you okay?
I've been so worried.

529
00:19:11,570 --> 00:19:12,836
Who's... Who's this?

530
00:19:12,905 --> 00:19:15,872
I'm the guy before you,
and he's the guy before me.

531
00:19:15,941 --> 00:19:17,908
Cheers. Um, Haley.

532
00:19:17,976 --> 00:19:19,276
We need to talk about what happened.

533
00:19:19,345 --> 00:19:20,644
You screwed up. That's what happened.

534
00:19:20,713 --> 00:19:22,045
Right. It's always us.

535
00:19:22,114 --> 00:19:24,114
We go halfsies on a pot-bellied pig,

536
00:19:24,183 --> 00:19:26,183
and suddenly it's all mine
when it's frothing at the mouth

537
00:19:26,251 --> 00:19:27,818
and corners your mom
in the laundry room.

538
00:19:27,886 --> 00:19:29,653
Hey, he lied to his parents about my job

539
00:19:29,722 --> 00:19:31,288
because he's ashamed of me.

540
00:19:31,357 --> 00:19:34,324
Oh, no, no. No. I'm not ashamed of you.

541
00:19:34,393 --> 00:19:35,826
I just panicked.

542
00:19:35,894 --> 00:19:37,861
Look, right after you left,
I told Mum the truth about you

543
00:19:37,930 --> 00:19:40,697
and your job and that if
I want to turn down a job

544
00:19:40,766 --> 00:19:43,800
to be with you, then that's my right.

545
00:19:43,869 --> 00:19:45,802
Well, it doesn't matter.
This isn't working out anyways.

546
00:19:45,871 --> 00:19:47,637
- There it is.
- Totally.

547
00:19:47,706 --> 00:19:48,805
What are they talking about?

548
00:19:48,874 --> 00:19:50,440
Ugh, they think that I'm freaking out

549
00:19:50,509 --> 00:19:52,676
because you chose me
over that great job,

550
00:19:52,745 --> 00:19:54,111
which means that you have
big feelings for me,

551
00:19:54,179 --> 00:19:56,046
which forces me to look
at my feelings for you.

552
00:19:56,115 --> 00:19:58,215
And?

553
00:19:58,283 --> 00:20:01,818
- And?
- And...

554
00:20:01,887 --> 00:20:03,420
I have big feelings, too.

555
00:20:03,489 --> 00:20:06,089
- You do?
- Yes.

556
00:20:06,158 --> 00:20:07,357
- Say it.
- Shut up.

557
00:20:07,426 --> 00:20:08,492
I'll say it.

558
00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:11,762
Haley, I love you.

559
00:20:11,830 --> 00:20:13,663
I love you, too.

560
00:20:15,934 --> 00:20:17,534
I came as soon as I got the call.

561
00:20:17,603 --> 00:20:18,969
Hey.

562
00:20:19,037 --> 00:20:20,337
What's her forecast?

563
00:20:26,839 --> 00:20:28,339
Go, go, go, go, go!

564
00:20:30,810 --> 00:20:32,576
Did you get it?
I gave her a hug goodbye,

565
00:20:32,645 --> 00:20:35,579
used my sleight-of-hand,
and on the third try...

566
00:20:36,804 --> 00:20:39,173
I feel so naughty
using my magic like that.

567
00:20:39,198 --> 00:20:40,375
I love you, baby.

568
00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:43,052
Your old boyfriends warned me
you were like this.

569
00:20:46,951 --> 00:20:49,118
Give me that necklace!

570
00:20:49,143 --> 00:20:51,111
She's coming!

571
00:20:51,136 --> 00:20:53,293
- Give me that necklace!
- Go, go, go!

572
00:20:53,318 --> 00:20:55,108
Watch what this bad boy can do.

573
00:20:58,311 --> 00:21:03,311
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