1 00:00:00,158 --> 00:00:02,158 Come on, Joe. Buff that sucker. 2 00:00:02,159 --> 00:00:03,226 - What'd I teach you? - (spits) 3 00:00:03,293 --> 00:00:05,760 - (chuckles) - Sanitary. 4 00:00:06,127 --> 00:00:08,796 Is Joe applying for a job in a train station in 1940? 5 00:00:08,863 --> 00:00:11,298 Just teaching him a few things every man should know. 6 00:00:11,366 --> 00:00:12,766 Someone has to get in there early, 7 00:00:12,834 --> 00:00:14,368 or sometimes the kid turns out funny. 8 00:00:15,436 --> 00:00:16,870 Knock, knock. 9 00:00:16,938 --> 00:00:18,238 - Hey, Phil. - Hey, guys. 10 00:00:18,406 --> 00:00:20,107 Phil, in here! 11 00:00:20,174 --> 00:00:22,009 PHIL: You ready to tackle your website? 12 00:00:22,076 --> 00:00:23,176 I know I'm here a little early. 13 00:00:23,244 --> 00:00:24,177 I thought I was gonna be -- 14 00:00:25,813 --> 00:00:27,381 Do you recognize that? 15 00:00:27,448 --> 00:00:29,016 Are you kidding? I love your sauce. 16 00:00:29,083 --> 00:00:30,417 Some of it fell out of my burrito last night, 17 00:00:30,485 --> 00:00:31,618 and I licked it right off the remote. 18 00:00:31,686 --> 00:00:34,187 That's Auntie Alice's new sauce! 19 00:00:34,255 --> 00:00:36,290 She stole my recipe! 20 00:00:36,357 --> 00:00:37,791 I know. 21 00:00:37,859 --> 00:00:40,861 I am the crazy Colombian that always loses her temper 22 00:00:40,929 --> 00:00:43,196 and needs to be calmed down by the white people. 23 00:00:43,264 --> 00:00:45,465 No! I don't think you're being crazy enough. 24 00:00:45,533 --> 00:00:47,868 I'm not a violent man, but I know how nuts it can make you 25 00:00:47,936 --> 00:00:50,437 to create something special only to have it stolen from you. 26 00:00:50,505 --> 00:00:54,408 Do you remember a hit song called "Happy?" 27 00:00:54,475 --> 00:00:56,176 Yeah, it was like a couple of years ago 28 00:00:56,244 --> 00:00:58,011 with the clapping and the hat. 29 00:00:58,079 --> 00:00:59,479 A couple of years ago, huh? 30 00:00:59,547 --> 00:01:03,850 So a full four years after this burst on the scene. 31 00:01:03,918 --> 00:01:05,886 ♪ Because I'm snappy ♪ 32 00:01:05,954 --> 00:01:09,723 ♪ Snap with me if you think that today is a good day ♪ 33 00:01:09,791 --> 00:01:11,758 ♪ That's right, I'm snappy ♪ 34 00:01:11,826 --> 00:01:16,563 ♪ Snap with me if you took a test and you go-o-t an A ♪ 35 00:01:16,631 --> 00:01:18,799 ♪ You see, I'm snappy ♪ 36 00:01:18,866 --> 00:01:21,568 Sounds just a little similar, right? 37 00:01:21,636 --> 00:01:24,037 - A little, but -- - Thank you! 38 00:01:24,105 --> 00:01:25,839 But do you think that he saw this? 39 00:01:25,907 --> 00:01:28,342 Um, it had 27 views. 40 00:01:28,409 --> 00:01:29,776 Come on. We're going down to that market 41 00:01:29,844 --> 00:01:31,111 to make that old bat cease and desist. 42 00:01:31,179 --> 00:01:32,479 I will not stand idly by 43 00:01:32,547 --> 00:01:34,681 while Auntie Alice Pharrell Williamses you. 44 00:01:35,149 --> 00:01:37,618 - Where are you two going? - To the market. 45 00:01:37,685 --> 00:01:40,087 We need olives! 46 00:01:48,830 --> 00:01:52,030 Sync & corrections by gloriabg www.addic7ed.com 47 00:01:52,805 --> 00:01:54,505 And then when the lights go out, she'll be able to read 48 00:01:54,569 --> 00:01:56,103 the glow-in-the-dark ink on your T-shirt. 49 00:01:56,171 --> 00:01:58,604 - Oh, my God. She's gonna love it. - She? Who's she? 50 00:01:58,683 --> 00:02:00,851 - What are you guys working on? - (both) Nothing. 51 00:02:00,919 --> 00:02:02,353 Oh, okay. I get it, yeah. 52 00:02:02,421 --> 00:02:04,855 He's -- I'll just be down in the bedroom, you know, 53 00:02:04,869 --> 00:02:06,870 at the end of the -- at the end of the hall. 54 00:02:08,439 --> 00:02:10,006 Hey, thanks for your help. 55 00:02:10,074 --> 00:02:11,641 I really like this girl, 56 00:02:11,709 --> 00:02:13,677 and there's just so much pressure 57 00:02:13,744 --> 00:02:16,012 to do something spectacular when you ask a girl out to prom. 58 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:18,281 (air hissing) Is there something wrong with your air vents? 59 00:02:18,349 --> 00:02:20,283 No, Cam breathes through his nose when he hides. 60 00:02:20,351 --> 00:02:23,119 A promposal? To who? Laurie Vock? 61 00:02:23,187 --> 00:02:24,854 Oh, no. She's Ian Jacobs' girl. 62 00:02:24,922 --> 00:02:26,723 Melanie Rylance? You have to be careful with her. 63 00:02:26,791 --> 00:02:28,491 She has more cold sores than Abby Burmeister. 64 00:02:28,559 --> 00:02:30,060 But seriously, Luke, everything you say here 65 00:02:30,127 --> 00:02:31,695 is completely confidential. 66 00:02:31,762 --> 00:02:33,530 Oh, you know, they are looking for chaperones for prom, 67 00:02:33,597 --> 00:02:35,231 and I thought maybe we could -- 68 00:02:35,299 --> 00:02:36,866 No, we have tickets to the opening of "Cabaret" that night. 69 00:02:36,934 --> 00:02:38,435 I'm not missing it so I can tell some teenage girl 70 00:02:38,502 --> 00:02:39,703 to keep her dress on. 71 00:02:39,770 --> 00:02:41,104 I spent my own prom doing that. 72 00:02:41,172 --> 00:02:43,373 Okay, can I just point out the absurdity 73 00:02:43,441 --> 00:02:47,877 that you ask this uncle to advise you and not this uncle, 74 00:02:47,945 --> 00:02:50,880 who hung a Valentine's banner outside of his office 75 00:02:50,948 --> 00:02:52,248 that said, "Mitchell, 76 00:02:52,316 --> 00:02:53,950 you're the best husband, father, and lover." 77 00:02:54,018 --> 00:02:56,186 Didn't love all three of those being rolled into one sentence. 78 00:02:56,253 --> 00:02:57,454 Sounded a little Ozark-y. 79 00:02:57,521 --> 00:02:59,189 - No, Cam. Stop. - What? 80 00:02:59,256 --> 00:03:00,457 Luke's just looking for an adviser 81 00:03:00,524 --> 00:03:01,658 who's a little more understated 82 00:03:01,726 --> 00:03:03,059 and a little less, you know... 83 00:03:03,127 --> 00:03:05,095 David Stuart. 84 00:03:05,162 --> 00:03:06,429 Oh, I get it. 85 00:03:06,497 --> 00:03:08,364 - He's quite gay. - Yes, I got it. 86 00:03:08,432 --> 00:03:09,733 Okay, well, you know what? 87 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:11,101 I would hate to muck up your promposal 88 00:03:11,168 --> 00:03:12,702 with my flair and panache. 89 00:03:12,770 --> 00:03:15,038 I'm sure the lucky girl will swoon with delight 90 00:03:15,106 --> 00:03:16,339 when you use a mustard bottle 91 00:03:16,407 --> 00:03:18,341 to write "Wanna go?" on her turkey burger. 92 00:03:18,409 --> 00:03:20,276 (cellphone rings) Hello? 93 00:03:20,344 --> 00:03:21,878 CLAIRE: There's an intruder in the house. 94 00:03:21,946 --> 00:03:23,012 What?! 95 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:24,581 But you have nothing to worry about 96 00:03:24,648 --> 00:03:27,383 with Pritchett's Guardian 3000 Closet, 97 00:03:27,451 --> 00:03:29,385 which doubles as a military-grade panic room. 98 00:03:29,453 --> 00:03:31,454 - So no intruder? - No! 99 00:03:31,522 --> 00:03:33,423 I'm just so excited about this idea. 100 00:03:33,491 --> 00:03:34,758 I'm debuting it next week at ClosetCon. 101 00:03:34,825 --> 00:03:35,925 What do you think? 102 00:03:35,993 --> 00:03:37,727 I think I'm studying for finals. 103 00:03:37,795 --> 00:03:39,629 Can't you scare the crap out of a focus group? 104 00:03:39,697 --> 00:03:41,965 (doorbell rings) Like I'm gonna share my best closet idea 105 00:03:42,032 --> 00:03:43,333 with a room full of strangers 106 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:45,468 four days before the most hotly anticipated 107 00:03:45,536 --> 00:03:47,170 storage convention in North America. 108 00:03:47,238 --> 00:03:50,140 Good point. You do have Haley's number, right? 109 00:03:51,642 --> 00:03:54,978 ♪ Ooh, do-do-do-do, do-do-do ♪ ♪ From the first time that I saw your face ♪ 110 00:03:55,045 --> 00:03:58,314 ♪ Ooh, do-do-do, do-do-do, ay-ee-ay ♪ ♪ I knew you could mine ♪ 111 00:03:58,382 --> 00:04:00,083 ♪ Ahh ♪ 112 00:04:00,151 --> 00:04:03,219 Alex Dunphy, would you make me the happiest cat in school 113 00:04:03,287 --> 00:04:04,521 and swing by prom with me? 114 00:04:04,588 --> 00:04:06,222 Sha-Na-nope. 115 00:04:08,859 --> 00:04:10,627 (computer beeps) Hey, Jerry. 116 00:04:10,694 --> 00:04:12,864 For some reason, I'm locked out of my computer. 117 00:04:14,231 --> 00:04:15,431 Apparently, someone tried 118 00:04:15,499 --> 00:04:17,934 to access my e-mail before I got in. 119 00:04:18,002 --> 00:04:19,402 (sighs) 120 00:04:19,470 --> 00:04:23,506 Someone hell-bent on leaking company secrets. 121 00:04:23,574 --> 00:04:27,944 It is four days until C-Con, and Pritchett's Closets has a mole. 122 00:04:28,012 --> 00:04:30,146 No one is above suspicion. 123 00:04:30,214 --> 00:04:35,652 Margaret, where were you this morning at 9:45 a.m.? 124 00:04:35,719 --> 00:04:37,420 MARGARET: I'm so sorry I was late. 125 00:04:37,488 --> 00:04:39,122 I was at Overeaters Anonymous. 126 00:04:39,190 --> 00:04:41,691 I woke up next to the ice cream again. 127 00:04:41,759 --> 00:04:43,426 So not Margaret. 128 00:04:48,585 --> 00:04:50,353 I know who that locker belongs to. 129 00:04:50,801 --> 00:04:54,070 I can't believe you're asking that cheap Ho to the prom. 130 00:04:54,138 --> 00:04:56,239 - Cam! - Sarah Ho! 131 00:04:56,307 --> 00:04:58,841 She gave me a $5 gift card for Teacher Appreciation Day. 132 00:04:58,909 --> 00:05:00,910 (birds cooing) What's with the birds? 133 00:05:00,978 --> 00:05:02,478 Oh, these are just some turtledoves 134 00:05:02,546 --> 00:05:04,414 for Manny's promposal. 135 00:05:04,481 --> 00:05:05,748 You're joking. 136 00:05:05,816 --> 00:05:07,684 You felt so slighted over Luke asking me 137 00:05:07,751 --> 00:05:09,452 that you foisted yourself on Manny? 138 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:11,754 There was no foisting. 139 00:05:11,822 --> 00:05:13,389 I asked Manny if he needed help. 140 00:05:13,457 --> 00:05:16,192 He was too proud to admit that he did, so here we are. 141 00:05:16,260 --> 00:05:18,127 Is it possible there's something deeper going on with you 142 00:05:18,195 --> 00:05:19,495 around this whole prom area? 143 00:05:19,563 --> 00:05:21,464 Is it possible you're second-guessing 144 00:05:21,532 --> 00:05:23,132 your no-frills approach? 145 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:25,335 Especially compared to turtledoves, backup dancers, 146 00:05:25,402 --> 00:05:28,538 and dry ice so Manny can appear in a cloud of mist. 147 00:05:28,606 --> 00:05:29,839 A cloud of mist? 148 00:05:29,907 --> 00:05:31,240 Like in a movie? 149 00:05:31,308 --> 00:05:33,376 Is our thing gonna seem lame now? 150 00:05:33,444 --> 00:05:34,677 Steady. 151 00:05:34,745 --> 00:05:36,646 Now, now. I'm sure your thing is fine. 152 00:05:36,714 --> 00:05:38,548 What did your little locker note say? 153 00:05:38,616 --> 00:05:39,816 "Go to the gym." 154 00:05:39,883 --> 00:05:41,050 Intriguing. 155 00:05:41,118 --> 00:05:42,585 What delights await her in the gym? 156 00:05:42,653 --> 00:05:44,887 Another note telling her to go to the parking lot. 157 00:05:45,955 --> 00:05:48,057 Well, I should help Manny set up. 158 00:05:48,125 --> 00:05:49,225 Should I be worried? 159 00:05:49,293 --> 00:05:50,860 Don't freak me out right now, okay? 160 00:05:50,928 --> 00:05:53,096 - It's fine. Just fine. - Okay. All right. 161 00:05:53,163 --> 00:05:56,132 You don't have to use it, but at least you'll have it. 162 00:05:58,868 --> 00:06:00,503 Hello, Auntie Alice. 163 00:06:00,571 --> 00:06:03,239 Or should she say Auntie Malice? 164 00:06:03,307 --> 00:06:05,642 No, Gloria's right. It's Alice. 165 00:06:05,709 --> 00:06:07,977 I didn't know you were in today. 166 00:06:08,045 --> 00:06:09,579 You're in -- trouble! 167 00:06:09,647 --> 00:06:11,214 Is he okay? 168 00:06:11,281 --> 00:06:13,216 - You stole my sauce! - What? 169 00:06:13,283 --> 00:06:16,352 Uh, I'm sorry. Maybe you don't hear so good. 170 00:06:16,420 --> 00:06:20,289 She said, "You... stole... 171 00:06:20,357 --> 00:06:22,558 her... sauce." 172 00:06:24,995 --> 00:06:26,095 Wow. 173 00:06:26,163 --> 00:06:27,463 That's spicy. 174 00:06:27,531 --> 00:06:28,965 That's not the sauce she stole. 175 00:06:29,033 --> 00:06:30,733 That's her Volcano sauce. 176 00:06:30,801 --> 00:06:32,468 In her ad, one drop 177 00:06:32,536 --> 00:06:35,772 turns a hockey rink into a swimming pool. 178 00:06:35,839 --> 00:06:39,642 It's her new sauce, the one that tastes just like mine. 179 00:06:39,710 --> 00:06:41,778 How are you going to explain that? 180 00:06:41,845 --> 00:06:43,746 Yeah, we want answers and a little bread. 181 00:06:43,814 --> 00:06:45,917 Your fight's not with me. 182 00:06:47,484 --> 00:06:49,986 I'm not really Auntie Alice. 183 00:06:50,054 --> 00:06:51,954 Oh, come on. 184 00:06:52,022 --> 00:06:54,323 Your cute face is in the bottle! 185 00:06:54,391 --> 00:06:59,095 Auntie Alice is a brand that was created by a big corporation. 186 00:06:59,163 --> 00:07:01,297 So they were the ones who stole my sauce? 187 00:07:01,365 --> 00:07:03,599 They steal all kinds of products. 188 00:07:03,667 --> 00:07:06,035 And they have an army of lawyers 189 00:07:06,103 --> 00:07:08,871 just ready to crush anyone who challenges them. 190 00:07:08,939 --> 00:07:10,073 So we just have to take it? 191 00:07:10,140 --> 00:07:11,307 Ow! 192 00:07:11,375 --> 00:07:13,443 - It's in my eye! - Oh! 193 00:07:13,510 --> 00:07:17,380 Please don't repeat any of this, or I could lose my job. 194 00:07:17,448 --> 00:07:20,450 I'm still paying off my improv classes. 195 00:07:20,517 --> 00:07:22,919 How is this food?! 196 00:07:22,986 --> 00:07:25,021 This will probably be yours someday, 197 00:07:25,089 --> 00:07:26,856 so no reason you shouldn't learn to do this. 198 00:07:26,924 --> 00:07:28,691 Does Manny know how to change oil? 199 00:07:28,759 --> 00:07:30,159 - Bath oils. - What? 200 00:07:30,227 --> 00:07:31,294 Bath oil? 201 00:07:31,361 --> 00:07:32,462 There's my guy. 202 00:07:32,529 --> 00:07:33,763 Let me grab the dipstick. 203 00:07:33,831 --> 00:07:34,997 This stick? 204 00:07:35,065 --> 00:07:37,300 Ow! 205 00:07:39,870 --> 00:07:41,938 Manny. Okay. I just briefed the team. 206 00:07:42,005 --> 00:07:44,140 Dry ice is ready. Bow ties are on the birds. 207 00:07:44,208 --> 00:07:45,508 Save it, Cam. 208 00:07:45,576 --> 00:07:46,809 Megan already said yes to Shawn Reeves. 209 00:07:46,877 --> 00:07:48,144 He asked her last period. 210 00:07:48,212 --> 00:07:49,479 Oh, I'm so sorry, Manny. 211 00:07:49,546 --> 00:07:50,947 Can't really blame her. 212 00:07:51,014 --> 00:07:52,715 I mean, you try saying no to Shawn Reeves 213 00:07:52,783 --> 00:07:55,051 with his weatherman smile and his exotic Canadian accent. 214 00:07:55,119 --> 00:07:57,186 Well, there must be someone else you can ask. 215 00:07:57,254 --> 00:07:59,589 No, that's okay. There's always next year. 216 00:07:59,656 --> 00:08:01,591 At least this way I can see the opening of "Cabaret." 217 00:08:01,658 --> 00:08:03,493 Oh, please. It's just "Cabaret." 218 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:05,628 It's been revived more times than Dick Cheney. 219 00:08:05,696 --> 00:08:08,097 Okay. You're not missing your prom. 220 00:08:08,165 --> 00:08:09,799 Cam... I'm getting the feeling 221 00:08:09,867 --> 00:08:12,034 this is much more important to you than it is to me. 222 00:08:12,102 --> 00:08:14,637 Well, maybe because I didn't get to go to mine. 223 00:08:14,705 --> 00:08:16,105 Oh. I'm sorry. 224 00:08:16,173 --> 00:08:17,673 Yeah, it's a painful story. (chuckles) 225 00:08:17,741 --> 00:08:19,609 I get it. Some things are better left unsaid. 226 00:08:19,676 --> 00:08:21,110 Her name was Tina Day. 227 00:08:21,178 --> 00:08:23,513 We were just friends, but I was so into asking her, 228 00:08:23,580 --> 00:08:26,315 I rented a white stallion and a suit of armor. 229 00:08:26,383 --> 00:08:28,651 I wanted it to be a whole "Knight and Day" theme. 230 00:08:28,719 --> 00:08:30,052 - (chuckles) - Hm. 231 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:32,255 I was promposing before it was even a thing. 232 00:08:32,322 --> 00:08:33,923 I rode up her driveway, 233 00:08:33,991 --> 00:08:36,092 and I could see when she opened the door 234 00:08:36,160 --> 00:08:38,161 through the little slits in my helmet 235 00:08:38,228 --> 00:08:39,395 what her answer was gonna be. 236 00:08:39,463 --> 00:08:41,197 She wanted a traditional prom night 237 00:08:41,265 --> 00:08:44,433 with a guy she could lose her virginity to. 238 00:08:45,501 --> 00:08:47,003 I couldn't blame her. 239 00:08:47,070 --> 00:08:49,005 I wanted the same thing. 240 00:08:49,072 --> 00:08:50,406 - (chuckles) - (sighs) 241 00:08:50,474 --> 00:08:51,941 There's always Melanie Rylance, 242 00:08:52,009 --> 00:08:53,409 but you wouldn't want me to ask someone -- 243 00:08:53,477 --> 00:08:55,278 Delta, ready the dancers and dove cannon. 244 00:08:56,747 --> 00:08:58,114 Poor lady. 245 00:08:58,182 --> 00:09:00,383 I feel terrible for screaming at her like that. 246 00:09:00,450 --> 00:09:01,384 I blame myself. 247 00:09:01,451 --> 00:09:03,319 I blame yourself, too. 248 00:09:03,387 --> 00:09:04,654 I'm sorry. 249 00:09:04,721 --> 00:09:07,089 I'm just kind of going through something. 250 00:09:07,157 --> 00:09:09,592 I got bumped from Lily's career day this morning 251 00:09:09,660 --> 00:09:11,394 by a periodontist. 252 00:09:11,461 --> 00:09:14,230 That's right -- My job is less interesting that root rot. 253 00:09:14,298 --> 00:09:16,399 Who cares about a bunch of third graders? 254 00:09:16,466 --> 00:09:19,068 You love being a real-estate agent. 255 00:09:19,136 --> 00:09:21,270 First of all, I'm not just a real-estate agent. 256 00:09:21,338 --> 00:09:23,005 I'm a Realtor. 257 00:09:23,073 --> 00:09:26,042 I'm a member of a national association, a brotherhood, 258 00:09:26,109 --> 00:09:27,944 sworn to the Realtor Code of Ethics! 259 00:09:28,011 --> 00:09:30,379 That's what this "R" stands for. 260 00:09:30,447 --> 00:09:32,448 Though, lately, it feels like it stands for "regret." 261 00:09:32,516 --> 00:09:34,917 I know everything there is to know about real estate, 262 00:09:34,985 --> 00:09:36,385 and nobody seems to care. 263 00:09:36,453 --> 00:09:37,820 Maybe I have the most boring job in the world. 264 00:09:37,888 --> 00:09:39,155 No, Phil. 265 00:09:39,223 --> 00:09:42,458 Closets is the most boring job in the world. 266 00:09:42,526 --> 00:09:43,826 (gasps) 267 00:09:43,894 --> 00:09:45,561 Ay, poor thing. 268 00:09:45,629 --> 00:09:47,630 She has to take the bus. 269 00:09:47,698 --> 00:09:48,931 Let's offer her a ride. 270 00:09:48,999 --> 00:09:50,066 Yes, yes. 271 00:09:50,133 --> 00:09:51,601 (car alarm chirps) 272 00:09:55,706 --> 00:09:56,839 A Maserati? 273 00:09:56,907 --> 00:09:58,941 She lied to us! 274 00:09:59,009 --> 00:10:00,977 (engine revs) 275 00:10:01,044 --> 00:10:03,479 - iSiguela! - iSiguela! 276 00:10:03,547 --> 00:10:04,847 No, that means "follow her." 277 00:10:04,915 --> 00:10:06,249 Oh. 278 00:10:10,621 --> 00:10:13,456 (cellphone rings) 279 00:10:13,523 --> 00:10:15,191 - Hello? - ALEX: Hey, Mom. 280 00:10:15,259 --> 00:10:16,792 How do you turn on the sprinklers for the front lawn? 281 00:10:16,860 --> 00:10:20,696 Uh, it's a little control box by the front door. 282 00:10:20,764 --> 00:10:22,164 - Why? - No reason. 283 00:10:22,232 --> 00:10:23,966 Look, now that I've got you on the phone, 284 00:10:24,034 --> 00:10:26,836 I'm thinking it might be time to upgrade our Internet security. 285 00:10:26,904 --> 00:10:28,170 Thoughts? 286 00:10:28,238 --> 00:10:29,538 Get rid of the Post-it note on your laptop 287 00:10:29,606 --> 00:10:30,840 with your password on it. 288 00:10:30,908 --> 00:10:33,876 Why are you so worried about security? 289 00:10:33,944 --> 00:10:35,845 It's my first ClosetCon as C.E.O., 290 00:10:35,913 --> 00:10:38,648 and I am dealing with corporate espionage. 291 00:10:38,715 --> 00:10:40,149 Well, if you're so worried about it, 292 00:10:40,217 --> 00:10:41,384 why don't you just call Grandpa? 293 00:10:41,451 --> 00:10:43,219 Do you know how that would look? 294 00:10:43,287 --> 00:10:44,720 I mean, it's bad enough to go to the person 295 00:10:44,788 --> 00:10:46,289 who had your job before you, 296 00:10:46,356 --> 00:10:48,424 but when that person is Daddy... 297 00:10:48,492 --> 00:10:52,128 Honey, closet people are ruthless. 298 00:10:52,195 --> 00:10:54,096 They'd eat me alive. 299 00:10:54,164 --> 00:10:56,766 Or maybe the world isn't filled with heartless monsters. 300 00:10:56,833 --> 00:10:57,767 (knock on door) 301 00:10:59,569 --> 00:11:01,003 Hi. My phone is wet. 302 00:11:01,071 --> 00:11:02,305 Can you call my mom? 303 00:11:03,774 --> 00:11:04,840 Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late. 304 00:11:04,908 --> 00:11:06,309 I just got off the horn 305 00:11:06,376 --> 00:11:08,411 with Rick Friedman over at Shelf Involved. 306 00:11:08,478 --> 00:11:10,146 That poor guy. 307 00:11:10,213 --> 00:11:14,183 Someone there has given away corporate secrets. (scoffs) 308 00:11:14,251 --> 00:11:15,785 Makes me so glad 309 00:11:15,852 --> 00:11:18,721 that we just upgraded our whole security system. 310 00:11:18,789 --> 00:11:21,791 I mean, we got hidden cameras around this place 311 00:11:21,858 --> 00:11:24,026 that I don't even know about. (chuckles) 312 00:11:25,862 --> 00:11:28,965 So, we got a cake for Margaret's birthday. 313 00:11:29,032 --> 00:11:30,433 Mm-hmm. 314 00:11:30,500 --> 00:11:32,034 Fun. 315 00:11:32,102 --> 00:11:33,936 - How you doing, Ben? - (gulps) 316 00:11:34,004 --> 00:11:35,237 (chuckles nervously) Me? 317 00:11:35,305 --> 00:11:36,372 I'm good. I am good. 318 00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:37,573 I am chill. 319 00:11:37,641 --> 00:11:39,208 I'm gonna go to the bathroom, so... 320 00:11:41,178 --> 00:11:42,745 It's not really my birthday. 321 00:11:42,813 --> 00:11:44,914 I just wanted cake. 322 00:11:44,982 --> 00:11:47,483 I eat garbage because I am garbage. 323 00:11:47,551 --> 00:11:50,252 (cellphone rings) 324 00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:51,921 Hey, Dad. Hi. 325 00:11:51,989 --> 00:11:53,622 Um, listen. Can I call you back? 326 00:11:53,690 --> 00:11:55,157 JAY: Just wanted to confirm we're on for dinner at -- 327 00:11:55,225 --> 00:11:57,259 Oh, got another call. One sec. 328 00:11:57,327 --> 00:11:59,628 Yeah, I think she's onto us. 329 00:11:59,696 --> 00:12:02,031 Yeah, a lot of mole talk. 330 00:12:02,099 --> 00:12:04,233 I think we just need to calm things d-- 331 00:12:04,301 --> 00:12:05,468 What? 332 00:12:05,535 --> 00:12:07,303 You're talking to her right now? 333 00:12:07,371 --> 00:12:09,538 Yeah, okay, bye. 334 00:12:09,606 --> 00:12:10,873 So, we're on for tonight? 335 00:12:10,941 --> 00:12:12,241 - Sure. - Great. 336 00:12:12,309 --> 00:12:13,743 And, hey, you sound a little tense. 337 00:12:13,810 --> 00:12:15,811 Don't let the job make you crazy, huh? 338 00:12:15,879 --> 00:12:18,647 You go that route, soon you're seeing plots everywhere. 339 00:12:18,715 --> 00:12:19,782 Great tip, Dad. 340 00:12:19,850 --> 00:12:20,983 Aah! 341 00:12:21,051 --> 00:12:22,151 You're spying for my dad! 342 00:12:22,219 --> 00:12:23,853 What? No! Yes. I'm sorry. 343 00:12:23,920 --> 00:12:25,087 I don't know why I agreed. 344 00:12:25,155 --> 00:12:26,756 I just look up to your dad so much. 345 00:12:26,823 --> 00:12:28,457 I can't believe he doesn't trust me. 346 00:12:28,525 --> 00:12:30,092 Why did he put me in charge, then? 347 00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:31,293 I don't know, but I can find out. 348 00:12:31,361 --> 00:12:32,795 I'll double-agent. 349 00:12:32,863 --> 00:12:34,430 I've been working this game since my parents' divorce. 350 00:12:34,498 --> 00:12:36,132 I was the only 10-year-old in Great Neck 351 00:12:36,199 --> 00:12:37,867 with no bedtime and Diners Club card. 352 00:12:37,934 --> 00:12:39,802 Fine. Don't make any plans for tonight. 353 00:12:39,870 --> 00:12:41,337 - You're coming to dinner with me. - All right. 354 00:12:41,405 --> 00:12:43,606 Um, can we stop by my house to change my shoes? 355 00:12:43,673 --> 00:12:45,808 I didn't make it up here on the first try. 356 00:12:45,876 --> 00:12:47,043 (scoffs) 357 00:12:48,088 --> 00:12:49,555 All right. The dove cannon is loaded, 358 00:12:49,591 --> 00:12:51,625 the dancers are stretching, the dry ice is billowing. 359 00:12:51,685 --> 00:12:54,485 The moment you get her outside, I will cue the team. 360 00:12:54,670 --> 00:12:55,703 Oh, there she is. 361 00:12:55,771 --> 00:12:57,372 Okay. Go. 362 00:12:57,439 --> 00:12:58,439 All right, team. Look alive. 363 00:12:58,507 --> 00:12:59,741 We are hot. We are hot. 364 00:12:59,808 --> 00:13:01,376 - Melanie. Listen -- - Manny. 365 00:13:01,443 --> 00:13:02,577 Do you want to go to prom with me? 366 00:13:02,644 --> 00:13:04,278 Uh, sure. 367 00:13:04,346 --> 00:13:05,747 (chuckles) 368 00:13:05,814 --> 00:13:07,682 Oh, hey. 369 00:13:07,750 --> 00:13:08,716 You got a second? 370 00:13:08,784 --> 00:13:10,017 Yeah. 371 00:13:10,085 --> 00:13:11,252 Yeah, I'm second. You're first. 372 00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:12,787 I get it. You win everything. 373 00:13:12,855 --> 00:13:14,455 That seems like something I'm gonna hear about later. 374 00:13:14,523 --> 00:13:16,391 I need help with Luke's promposal, okay? 375 00:13:16,458 --> 00:13:18,926 Can you go to the gym, wait for Sarah, and then hand her this? 376 00:13:18,994 --> 00:13:21,028 - Okay, this is what I've been reduced to? - Yeah. 377 00:13:21,096 --> 00:13:23,865 Delivering an [sniffs] unperfumed envelope like a common bellhop? 378 00:13:23,932 --> 00:13:25,800 - Fine. - Thank you. Okay. 379 00:13:25,868 --> 00:13:28,236 Stand down, everybody. 380 00:13:28,303 --> 00:13:30,571 Little Bear's gone rogue. 381 00:13:30,639 --> 00:13:33,241 Wait. 382 00:13:33,308 --> 00:13:34,776 Grayson! Hey. (laughs) 383 00:13:34,843 --> 00:13:36,344 - Hey, Coach. - Hey. 384 00:13:36,412 --> 00:13:39,180 Don't suppose you're planning on asking anyone to prom. 385 00:13:39,248 --> 00:13:41,916 Um, I don't think we're allowed to go with teachers. 386 00:13:41,984 --> 00:13:43,818 That's not what... 387 00:13:43,886 --> 00:13:46,788 So, this is the house that stolen sauce built. (doorbell rings) 388 00:13:46,855 --> 00:13:49,791 I'm so angry that I don't even know what I'm gonna say to her! 389 00:13:49,858 --> 00:13:53,127 Ah, so, this is the house that the stolen sauce built! 390 00:13:53,195 --> 00:13:56,397 Oh, I know what you're thinking, but this isn't my house. 391 00:13:56,465 --> 00:13:58,933 I just come here to get my paycheck. 392 00:13:59,001 --> 00:14:00,268 Grandma, my shower's broken. 393 00:14:00,335 --> 00:14:01,736 I'm gonna use the one in the guesthouse. 394 00:14:01,804 --> 00:14:03,004 Whoa. 395 00:14:03,071 --> 00:14:04,405 Please be my new piano teacher. 396 00:14:05,641 --> 00:14:07,575 (sighs) Fine. 397 00:14:07,643 --> 00:14:08,976 I'm Auntie Alice. 398 00:14:09,044 --> 00:14:10,978 Auntie Thief and Auntie Liar. 399 00:14:11,046 --> 00:14:12,246 Yeah, yeah. 400 00:14:12,314 --> 00:14:14,582 I'm sure we can work something out. 401 00:14:14,650 --> 00:14:16,250 Who's your patent lawyer? 402 00:14:16,318 --> 00:14:17,151 I don't have one. 403 00:14:17,219 --> 00:14:18,619 I know. 404 00:14:18,687 --> 00:14:21,322 I patented your sauce this morning. 405 00:14:21,390 --> 00:14:24,992 Have a good trip home, kids. 406 00:14:25,060 --> 00:14:28,095 I am so sorry, Phil, that I wasted your whole day, 407 00:14:28,163 --> 00:14:30,631 but I am more sorry of what I'm gonna do to your car! 408 00:14:30,699 --> 00:14:32,400 Gloria, we're above that. 409 00:14:32,468 --> 00:14:33,868 But not everyone would be. 410 00:14:33,936 --> 00:14:35,870 You should put that beauty in your garage. 411 00:14:35,938 --> 00:14:38,239 - I don't have one. - Oh, really? 412 00:14:38,307 --> 00:14:40,708 Just out of curiosity, do you not have a garage 413 00:14:40,776 --> 00:14:42,477 because you converted it into the guesthouse 414 00:14:42,544 --> 00:14:44,312 where your grandson's currently showering? 415 00:14:44,379 --> 00:14:45,713 What's your game, mister? 416 00:14:45,781 --> 00:14:47,415 I just find it interesting that you have 417 00:14:47,483 --> 00:14:49,851 a fully plumbed stand-alone dwelling on your property. 418 00:14:49,918 --> 00:14:51,486 That's none of your business. 419 00:14:51,553 --> 00:14:53,855 Even more peculiar, your grandson appears to live here, 420 00:14:53,922 --> 00:14:57,325 but judging by his T-shirt, he goes to Eden Mills High, 421 00:14:57,392 --> 00:14:59,827 an elite public school 12 miles outside of your district. 422 00:14:59,895 --> 00:15:02,330 Oh, maybe with the money you saved on private schools, 423 00:15:02,397 --> 00:15:04,799 you paid for the new two-sided brick fireplace I saw, 424 00:15:04,867 --> 00:15:06,501 which hasn't been legal since 1988. 425 00:15:06,568 --> 00:15:07,535 Go, Phil, go! 426 00:15:07,603 --> 00:15:09,337 Pull the sauce, Big Al, 427 00:15:09,404 --> 00:15:12,907 or Monday morning, the city's here with a bulldozer, 428 00:15:12,975 --> 00:15:15,710 and your grandson goes to a school with a metal detector. 429 00:15:15,777 --> 00:15:17,745 How do you know all this? 430 00:15:17,813 --> 00:15:20,381 What are you -- some kind of real-estate agent? 431 00:15:20,449 --> 00:15:22,750 No. He's a Realtor. 432 00:15:22,818 --> 00:15:25,152 There is a difference somehow! 433 00:15:26,955 --> 00:15:28,556 (doors open) 434 00:15:28,624 --> 00:15:29,824 Oh, hey, kids. 435 00:15:29,892 --> 00:15:31,526 Actually, I'm waiting for Sarah, 436 00:15:31,593 --> 00:15:33,728 so if I could have the room for just a -- a minute. 437 00:15:33,795 --> 00:15:35,496 Thank -- Okay, funny. 438 00:15:35,564 --> 00:15:38,065 Whoever turned out the lights, please turn them back on. 439 00:15:38,133 --> 00:15:40,201 They're not working. Might be a fuse. 440 00:15:40,269 --> 00:15:41,235 (cellphone rings) 441 00:15:41,303 --> 00:15:42,403 Oh, um... 442 00:15:42,471 --> 00:15:43,738 Mitchell, we have a problem. 443 00:15:43,805 --> 00:15:45,540 MITCHELL: No, we don't. 444 00:15:45,607 --> 00:15:49,410 I mean, unless you're busy that night. 445 00:15:49,478 --> 00:15:51,746 Are -- Are you asking me to prom? 446 00:15:51,813 --> 00:15:54,382 Well, you know, they need chaperones. 447 00:15:54,449 --> 00:15:56,250 Mitchell, this is the sweetest thing you've ever done for me. 448 00:15:56,318 --> 00:15:58,185 I-I don't know if I've mentioned it, 449 00:15:58,253 --> 00:15:59,854 but I never got to go to my own prom. 450 00:15:59,922 --> 00:16:01,822 It's come up. 451 00:16:01,890 --> 00:16:03,391 What about Luke's promposal? 452 00:16:03,458 --> 00:16:05,493 Well, your husband, who couldn't plan anything romantic 453 00:16:05,561 --> 00:16:06,894 with a gun to his head, 454 00:16:06,962 --> 00:16:09,564 may have pulled off two promposals at once. 455 00:16:09,631 --> 00:16:11,432 - Mm-hmm. - Hey. 456 00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:13,768 Do you have any idea who put that note in my locker 457 00:16:13,835 --> 00:16:15,202 asking me to be a part of this thing? 458 00:16:15,270 --> 00:16:17,204 Oh, yeah, it was my uncle. 459 00:16:17,272 --> 00:16:20,074 It's pretty clever how he turned out the lights. 460 00:16:20,142 --> 00:16:23,611 I said, "Turned out the lights"! 461 00:16:25,314 --> 00:16:27,715 Oh, my God! Yes! 462 00:16:27,783 --> 00:16:30,585 Oh! That's so sweet. I... 463 00:16:30,652 --> 00:16:32,587 And I can't believe I'm finally going to prom. 464 00:16:32,654 --> 00:16:34,255 I can't believe I finally have a happy memory 465 00:16:34,323 --> 00:16:35,990 - in a high-school gym. - (laughs) 466 00:16:36,058 --> 00:16:37,625 - CLAIRE: Joe did that to you? - JAY: Yeah. 467 00:16:37,693 --> 00:16:39,460 - Slammed a car hood on it. - Why? 468 00:16:39,528 --> 00:16:40,828 I owed him money. 469 00:16:40,896 --> 00:16:42,964 It slipped while I was teaching him to check oil. 470 00:16:43,031 --> 00:16:45,032 Well, that's pretty advanced for a 3-year-old. 471 00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:46,667 What can I say? I believe in my kids. 472 00:16:46,735 --> 00:16:49,203 - Thank you. Mmm. - Mm. 473 00:16:49,271 --> 00:16:51,639 - Looks good. Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 474 00:16:51,707 --> 00:16:54,108 Very nice. 475 00:16:54,176 --> 00:16:55,710 Let's quickly go over the plan. 476 00:16:55,777 --> 00:16:57,378 - My dad's gonna be here any minute. - Mm-hmm. 477 00:16:57,446 --> 00:16:58,879 We're doing this in stages. 478 00:16:58,947 --> 00:17:01,415 One finger means you text him 479 00:17:01,483 --> 00:17:02,917 "We're closing the blinds division." 480 00:17:02,985 --> 00:17:04,485 Our biggest earner? 481 00:17:04,553 --> 00:17:06,220 He's gonna lose it if I tell him we're shuttering blinds. 482 00:17:06,288 --> 00:17:09,890 Two fingers, we're partnering with Rod Bushmill. 483 00:17:09,958 --> 00:17:12,293 That sleazebag represents everything your father 484 00:17:12,361 --> 00:17:14,629 spent an entire career fighting against. 485 00:17:14,696 --> 00:17:18,299 - Three fingers, we're not going to ClosetCon. - Wha-- 486 00:17:18,367 --> 00:17:20,801 Are you trying to teach your father a lesson or crush his soul? 487 00:17:20,869 --> 00:17:22,937 Just business, kid. 488 00:17:23,005 --> 00:17:24,772 Monster. 489 00:17:24,840 --> 00:17:26,974 - Looks good. Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 490 00:17:27,042 --> 00:17:29,176 (cellphone vibrates) (sighs) 491 00:17:29,244 --> 00:17:32,046 So... with all this prom stuff coming up, 492 00:17:32,114 --> 00:17:33,781 is your house as topsy-turvy as ours is? 493 00:17:33,849 --> 00:17:35,449 Not really. Manny's taking this girl. 494 00:17:35,517 --> 00:17:37,118 She's nothing special, but solid. 495 00:17:37,185 --> 00:17:38,219 - Mm. - Reliable. 496 00:17:38,286 --> 00:17:39,687 A lot like our blinds division. 497 00:17:39,755 --> 00:17:40,721 You know -- not sexy, but -- 498 00:17:40,789 --> 00:17:42,289 No, Dad. No shop talk. 499 00:17:42,357 --> 00:17:44,392 You've had enough of that for a lifetime. 500 00:17:47,696 --> 00:17:49,764 (cellphone vibrates) Wow, your phone is really blowing up tonight. 501 00:17:49,831 --> 00:17:51,032 Mm. 502 00:17:51,099 --> 00:17:52,099 Two old-fashioneds. 503 00:17:52,167 --> 00:17:53,167 - Thank you. - Oh, thank you. 504 00:17:53,235 --> 00:17:54,702 Okay. Here. 505 00:17:54,770 --> 00:17:56,971 You know what else seems old-fashioned to me nowadays? 506 00:17:57,039 --> 00:17:59,173 - Mm? - Integrity. 507 00:17:59,241 --> 00:18:01,208 Maybe because I spent my career 508 00:18:01,276 --> 00:18:02,877 fighting the sleazeballs in our industry. 509 00:18:02,944 --> 00:18:04,445 You know -- the Rod Bushmill types. 510 00:18:04,513 --> 00:18:05,613 Rod's a sweetheart. 511 00:18:05,681 --> 00:18:07,114 He bought me lunch last week. 512 00:18:07,182 --> 00:18:08,549 We got to talking about whether or not we -- 513 00:18:08,617 --> 00:18:10,785 (scoffs) What am I doing? 514 00:18:10,852 --> 00:18:12,353 - Jibber-jabbering about work. - Mm. 515 00:18:12,421 --> 00:18:16,824 So, that little grease monkey Joe is 3. 516 00:18:16,892 --> 00:18:19,126 Hard to believe. 3. 517 00:18:19,194 --> 00:18:23,864 They grow up so fast. (cellphone vibrates) 518 00:18:23,932 --> 00:18:25,366 Got to be nice, though, Dad, 519 00:18:25,434 --> 00:18:27,435 knowing that your company is in good hands 520 00:18:27,502 --> 00:18:29,203 and you can stay home all day long and just play with your kid. 521 00:18:29,271 --> 00:18:31,673 - Have you lost your mind? - Well, not all day, obviously. 522 00:18:31,740 --> 00:18:33,841 3-year-olds are nothing but bipolar germ buckets. 523 00:18:33,909 --> 00:18:35,276 You're skipping out on ClosetCon? 524 00:18:35,343 --> 00:18:36,744 - Who told you that? - Ben. 525 00:18:36,812 --> 00:18:38,279 That little weasel told me everything. 526 00:18:38,346 --> 00:18:40,281 Listen, I can tolerate shutting down the blinds, 527 00:18:40,348 --> 00:18:43,084 even Rod Bushmill, but not showing up for ClosetCon, 528 00:18:43,151 --> 00:18:44,685 you're asking not to be taken seriously. 529 00:18:44,753 --> 00:18:46,420 My God, Claire! 530 00:18:46,488 --> 00:18:49,356 We're one strong season away from being invited 531 00:18:49,424 --> 00:18:51,926 to Expo Internationale Du Closets! 532 00:18:51,993 --> 00:18:53,728 (sighs) 533 00:18:53,795 --> 00:18:54,995 Why are you looking at me like that? 534 00:18:55,063 --> 00:18:56,831 'Cause I'm not doing any of those things. 535 00:18:56,898 --> 00:18:59,767 I told that little weasel Ben to text you those things 536 00:18:59,835 --> 00:19:02,670 when I found out that he was spying for you. 537 00:19:02,738 --> 00:19:05,339 And, by the way, it doesn't feel very nice 538 00:19:05,407 --> 00:19:07,541 to know that you don't think that I can run your company. 539 00:19:07,609 --> 00:19:08,943 That's not why I did it. 540 00:19:09,010 --> 00:19:10,945 I thought maybe you could use a little support. 541 00:19:11,012 --> 00:19:14,215 You're staring down the barrel of your first ClosetCon. 542 00:19:14,282 --> 00:19:15,583 So you spied on me? 543 00:19:15,650 --> 00:19:17,017 I mean, you could have given me a call. 544 00:19:17,085 --> 00:19:18,719 And tell you that you're not doing your job? 545 00:19:18,787 --> 00:19:20,554 That would have gone over fine with you. 546 00:19:24,326 --> 00:19:26,127 Need any help? 547 00:19:26,194 --> 00:19:27,094 - No! - No. 548 00:19:28,697 --> 00:19:29,764 I mean, look at us. 549 00:19:29,831 --> 00:19:31,232 Why can't we both admit 550 00:19:31,299 --> 00:19:32,967 that we could use each other's help right now? 551 00:19:33,034 --> 00:19:35,136 Are we too proud to even do that? 552 00:19:35,203 --> 00:19:36,237 I'll admit it if you will. 553 00:19:36,304 --> 00:19:37,380 Fine. 554 00:19:37,405 --> 00:19:38,429 On 3. 555 00:19:38,473 --> 00:19:40,007 1... 2... 3. 556 00:19:40,075 --> 00:19:41,776 - Will you crack my lobster? - I want to come back to work. 557 00:19:41,843 --> 00:19:43,244 - What?! - Damn it! 558 00:19:43,311 --> 00:19:44,578 Oh, my God. You want to come back to work? 559 00:19:44,646 --> 00:19:46,247 I miss it, okay? 560 00:19:46,314 --> 00:19:48,149 You know how it is when you have closets in your blood. 561 00:19:48,216 --> 00:19:50,317 I'm going crazy in retirement. 562 00:19:51,419 --> 00:19:52,586 Why are you smiling at me like that? 563 00:19:52,654 --> 00:19:54,188 Because we're so similar. 564 00:19:54,256 --> 00:19:55,790 Do you know how many times I've wanted to call you 565 00:19:55,857 --> 00:19:57,424 to ask for your help or advice, 566 00:19:57,492 --> 00:19:59,527 but I was afraid I would look weak? 567 00:19:59,594 --> 00:20:01,195 (sighs) 568 00:20:01,263 --> 00:20:02,696 Here. You crack this. 569 00:20:02,764 --> 00:20:05,299 Give me that. I'll open these things. 570 00:20:05,367 --> 00:20:09,470 Well, Dad, what do you think about coming back to work -- 571 00:20:09,538 --> 00:20:11,539 I don't know -- one or two days a week? 572 00:20:11,606 --> 00:20:14,575 - What I was thinking was, I'd have a staff of five. - Mm-hmm. 573 00:20:14,643 --> 00:20:16,310 - My own building. - What? 574 00:20:16,378 --> 00:20:18,145 And I report to no one. 575 00:20:18,213 --> 00:20:19,647 (chuckles) I'm kidding. 576 00:20:19,714 --> 00:20:21,682 I'll put a desk in the copy room. 577 00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:24,852 And, by the way, I've known you for a long time. 578 00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:27,755 The last thing you need to worry about is looking weak. 579 00:20:30,926 --> 00:20:33,160 MITCHELL: It's not always easy to ask for what you want, 580 00:20:33,228 --> 00:20:35,062 whether it's a little romance... 581 00:20:35,130 --> 00:20:36,931 or a little help... 582 00:20:39,201 --> 00:20:41,135 ...or a little respect. 583 00:20:41,203 --> 00:20:44,305 - So, I admire you for asking -- - I don't. 584 00:20:44,372 --> 00:20:46,106 We both know why they're asking. 585 00:20:46,174 --> 00:20:49,243 No, you may not use our upstairs apartment for an after party. 586 00:20:49,311 --> 00:20:50,377 - (groans) - Oh. 587 00:20:50,445 --> 00:20:51,412 Lame. 588 00:20:52,013 --> 00:20:54,448 - You look ravishing, my sweet. - We said no talking. 589 00:20:55,540 --> 00:20:56,673 Come on! Come on! 590 00:20:57,143 --> 00:20:59,298 - I'm thirsty. - I'll tell you when you're thirsty. 591 00:20:59,396 --> 00:21:00,596 Come on. Let me feel that power. 592 00:21:00,664 --> 00:21:01,965 Come on. Make that leather sing! 593 00:21:02,451 --> 00:21:03,718 All right. Come on. Get on your bike. 594 00:21:03,786 --> 00:21:05,086 Back up. Get on your bike. Come on. 595 00:21:05,154 --> 00:21:06,221 They can't hit you if they can't reach you. 596 00:21:06,570 --> 00:21:08,003 My pants are falling. 597 00:21:08,071 --> 00:21:09,305 Well, pull 'em up. 598 00:21:09,372 --> 00:21:10,473 Pull 'em up high to your nipples. 599 00:21:10,540 --> 00:21:11,807 That prevents a low blow. 600 00:21:11,875 --> 00:21:12,942 What's a low blow? 601 00:21:13,010 --> 00:21:13,943 Fantastic. 602 00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:16,682 I have to emcee a poetry retrospective tomorrow, 603 00:21:16,749 --> 00:21:18,483 and this shawl collar's got more wrinkles 604 00:21:18,551 --> 00:21:20,285 than last night's "Downton Abbey." 605 00:21:20,352 --> 00:21:21,719 That is. 606 00:21:21,743 --> 00:21:23,043 Sync and corrections by gloriabg www.addic7ed.com