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Pameron Tucker,
you outdid yourself

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on these biscuits and gravy.

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They are so tasty, they make you
want to slap your mama.

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- Am I right, Mitchell?
- Sure. If that's a thing, why not?

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Bless your hearts.

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I'm fuller than a dog tick.

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Hey, just because they do it...

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It's the least I could do,

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since you'uns
opened your home to me

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for I don't know
how many weeks now.

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Three.

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I just don't get it.

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- How could he leave me?
- I know.

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I'm pretty.

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There's nothing
I won't let him do in the b-e-d.

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Hey, sweetheart, you're such
a big eater, aren't ya, huh?

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I can't believe I got left.

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Left!

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So, Pam got left.

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Her husband, Bo,
took off with half their stuff

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when she was out rounding up
dazed piglets after a twister.

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I'm not kidding.

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I insisted she stay with us

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so I could help build up
her confidence again.

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Pam's self-worth has always been
tied to the attention of men.

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Which, you know, maybe isn't the
best thing for Lily to witness.

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- What are you talking about?
- N-Nothing.

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I'm probably just imagining it.

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I'm not imagining it.

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It could be him!

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That could be him, you guys!
It could be him!

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Get!

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That could be him!
It could be him!

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It's not him.

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Sync and corrections by gloriabg
www.addic7ed.com

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Wow, this is more reading
than I did

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in my three years
at a two-year college.

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I'm thinking chili dog,

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just like Pops --
may he rest in peace --

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bought me
at my first baseball game.

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May I be frank?

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We have a wiener.

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Oh, that's so weirdly sweet.

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And it's so cute
how your hair never moves.

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- It's like a LEGO.
- Mm-hmm.

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Hey, I know you!

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Coachella,
dancing on top of my van.

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No, I just have
one of those faces that --

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It's Haley, right?

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Haley, would you like
to introduce us?

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Um, okay.

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Andy, my boyfriend, this is...

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- Tom.
- Tom.

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TomTom.

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Is that Cherokee?

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Uh...

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I should --

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Bye.

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I'm sorry.

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Hey, I know that you're
a little wilder than I am.

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It's one of the reasons
I fell for you. It's exciting.

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You don't have to say that.

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No, I mean it.

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You know what? Let's forget
about dinner and a movie.

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Let's do what Wild Haley
would do instead.

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Honestly,
I've been kind of ready

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for Wild Haley to chuck
her party pumps in the trash.

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Or give them to charity,
blah, blah, blah -- whatever.

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But if that's one of the things
that Andy liked about me,

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I wasn't gonna shut it down.

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Okay, well, we can start

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at this western place
where I know the bartender.

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If you hang back, I can get us
free drinks all night.

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It won't look weird, you ordering
two drinks every time you go up?

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No.

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Then let's turn this mother out.

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I got pretty lucky

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pulling that expression
out of my fanny.

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I'm not usually so quick
with party talk,

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but I've always had this fear

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that Haley would think
I couldn't keep up with her,

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so I just tried
to survive the night

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and not barf
on my dad's old church shirt.

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Claire?

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Claire?

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Claire?

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Can we watch the movie now?

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Honey?

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Answer him!

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Honey, please. I just
have to approve this proposal.

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I've been working on it
all week.

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Oh... my... God.

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That's right.
Sun never sets on Mama's empire.

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No, remember
the travel app we signed up for

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that gives you
the last-minute deals?

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Huh?

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Three nights in Paris,
first-class airfare,

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four-star hotel
for basically nothing.

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The flight leaves
at noon tomorrow.

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We have five minutes to answer.

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Wait. You're not seriously
considering this, are you?

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It's kind of
the deal of the century.

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Plus, we'd only miss
one day of work.

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Haley's with Andy.
Luke's on a ski trip.

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I don't matter.

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Oh, sweetie,
by the time we got there,

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we would be so messed up
on the time change,

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we would just wander around
in, like, a nauseous fog.

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Or you could just
force yourselves

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to stay up all night tonight,

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then sleep on the plane
tomorrow,

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and then when you land in Paris,

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your morning
will be Paris' morning.

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There we go!

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Lucky for us,
the smart one's home.

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It's such a sweet idea,

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but I am so tired from work
this week.

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What is more energizing
than springtime in Paris?

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Baguettes baking, mimes miming,
skunks in love.

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This is what life is.

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- C'est la vie, right?
- Nope.

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Joie de vivre.

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Better.

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Look, someday,
watching movies on the couch

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is the only thing
we'll be able to do,

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but right now,
let's fire a warning shot

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right through
Father Time's beard

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and spend a weekend
in the Eternal City.

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Rome.

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Emerald City.

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Seattle or Oz.

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She knows where I mean,
and the clock's running!

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You really want to do this,
don't you?

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We'd be back Tuesday
with the story of a lifetime.

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Press the orange square.

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Pressez-vous Le square orange.

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- Yeah! We're doing it!
- Aah!

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Sorry, sleep!
You'll have to wait!

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We're setting our watches
to Paris time,

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which is...

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Nine hours ahead.

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- Okay.
- Okay, it's 9:30 right now...

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Oh, my God! 6:30.

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- 6:30.
- Oh.

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How long's it take
to get the makeup off?

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I got out of Saigon faster.

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You like what walks out the door
every morning,

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so don't complain
about the process.

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I got a floor sander
in the garage

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if it'll open up the bathroom
sooner.

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Aw, feeling
a little put-out, Jay?

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It's my bathroom, remember?

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Manny, there's no pimple there.

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It's the underground kind.
I can feel my heartbeat in it.

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I retired.
I needed a little project.

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So I decided
to redo our master bathroom.

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Yeah, if only
someone had told you

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that it was going to be
harder and longer

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than it looked on YouTube.

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Oh, wait!

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If you just followed
the simple bathroom schedule

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I posted in two places
in English and Spanish...

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Yes, who does that?

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Who puts a schedule up
for their family?

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Uh, don't go in there.

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I need to get my vanishing cream.
I can't find it.

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Must've worked.

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So funny,
I forgot to --

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What happened to the shower?!

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It was finished!

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I started over.
I wasn't loving the grout.

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This is gonna take
at least one more week.

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Don't upset yourself.

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No, you are upsetting myself!

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And you're gonna go
and sleep on the couch.

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Are you serious?

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Fine.

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What are you doing?

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That's fresh tar in there.

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You really want to smell that
all night long?

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I get to make one decision
about this bathroom.

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The door stays open!

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Fine.

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Um, in all
the bathroom confusion,

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instead of my multivitamin,

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I may have taken
a birth-control pill.

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I think you'll be fine.

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And anyways, for sure
I won't be needing one tonight!

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It may be the pill,

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but I'm feeling
a little attacked right now.

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Mm.

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Did you drink that
while it was still on fire?

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It's an old habit.

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It's how I used to eat
my marshmallows.

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I love this guy.

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And you're so pretty.

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It's really good
meeting you two.

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Haley, I'll give you 20 bucks
to make out with Bianca.

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20 bucks?

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So, Bianca's a smoker.
Didn't love that.

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Or the wandering hands.

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But it's all a part
of the Wild Haley experience.

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Aaaaaaah!

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Yeah!

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Ohhhh, God!

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Ohhhhh, no!

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Oh!

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12 seconds!
Not bad!

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And it was so fun.

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That's why I was screaming.

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Wow, what a night, huh?

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Sucks it's so late.

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Not where we're going.

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I know that look --
Vegas!

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Come on! You in?

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Turtle-y!

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I love this idea.

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Me too!
I was scared we were done.

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Let's go.

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Oh!

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Oh! Oh!
That's some tender meats.

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Ow. Aah.

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I can't sleep when I'm angry.
Never could.

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And there's something very wrong
with people who can.

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What are you doing sending
e-mails this time of night?

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Really?

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You want some company?

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Gloria's just adjusting
to me being around more.

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We're on top of each other --
and not in a good way.

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Oh, fun. I was hoping
your sex life would come up.

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Look, Dad, remodels are tense.

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Half the divorces I do
start with a remodel.

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Or an underwear model.

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Can I get you anything?

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- You know what a Reuben is?
- Yes.

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No, you don't.

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This is a Reuben.

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You grill the bread
and the corned beef separately.

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Now, I said "corned beef."

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There's no vodka in a martini.

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There's no pastrami in a Reuben.

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You put 'em together.

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Then you have
'kraut, Swiss, Russian.

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Axis, neutral, Ally.

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That's how you remember.

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Got it.
Rodrigo! Number siete!

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What's with people today?

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Yeah, it's totally people.

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Look, Dad, you get so worked up.

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You should try doing
this thing that I'm doing

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where I just decide
not to let things bother me.

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- Really?
- Yep.

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That's why you're here alone
in the middle of the night?

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It's just a little hard to get
work done at my house right now.

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So, once a year, some sort of
pollen is released into the air,

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and for two weeks, Cam has
allergy-induced sleep apnea

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and has to use an apparatus
in order to help him breathe.

258
00:08:49,133 --> 00:08:50,166
Is it hideous?

259
00:08:50,289 --> 00:08:51,306
Is what hideous?

260
00:08:51,390 --> 00:08:52,607
I barely even noticed it.

261
00:08:57,163 --> 00:09:00,565
What's challenging is,
Pam has the same condition.

262
00:09:02,468 --> 00:09:04,085
I thought
that maybe I could focus

263
00:09:04,170 --> 00:09:06,571
if I could get
those contraptions in sync.

264
00:09:12,561 --> 00:09:13,811
Why did you plug it back in?

265
00:09:13,896 --> 00:09:15,163
Charming.

266
00:09:15,247 --> 00:09:17,081
No, unlike you, I didn't engage,
and I avoided a fight.

267
00:09:17,166 --> 00:09:18,850
So all is well
on my side of the street.

268
00:09:18,934 --> 00:09:21,786
Mitchell, there's a pile
of little orange hairs

269
00:09:21,871 --> 00:09:22,871
on your keyboard.

270
00:09:23,443 --> 00:09:24,677
You're picking your eyebrows
again.

271
00:09:24,778 --> 00:09:26,295
Like you did
when I put you in Little League.

272
00:09:26,413 --> 00:09:27,646
Okay, I am a little stressed.

273
00:09:27,680 --> 00:09:29,615
But it's just 'cause I'm --
I'm buried under work.

274
00:09:29,716 --> 00:09:32,317
And Cam's sister is
the worst influence on Lily.

275
00:09:32,418 --> 00:09:35,270
But I-I can't yell at her
because she's a sopping mess.

276
00:09:35,355 --> 00:09:37,122
So, you know,
who am I supposed to yell at?

277
00:09:37,207 --> 00:09:39,007
My husband, who needs
a machine to breathe?

278
00:09:39,092 --> 00:09:41,243
Well, you better find yourself
an outlet.

279
00:09:41,361 --> 00:09:43,662
That's why I have
scotch and golf and cigars.

280
00:09:43,713 --> 00:09:45,530
Otherwise,
I'd be a raging jackass.

281
00:09:46,217 --> 00:09:48,067
- We're out of rye.
- Then bake some!

282
00:09:48,152 --> 00:09:50,170
Can you please not yell at the woman
who's bringing us our food?

283
00:09:50,287 --> 00:09:51,554
Stop that.
That's gross!

284
00:09:51,655 --> 00:09:53,523
It's like a fox
ran across the table.

285
00:09:53,607 --> 00:09:54,524
We're out of here.

286
00:09:54,625 --> 00:09:55,658
No, I have work to do.

287
00:09:55,743 --> 00:09:57,343
No, you got to
blow off some steam.

288
00:09:57,461 --> 00:09:59,729
O-Okay, this sounds
a lot like Little League.

289
00:09:59,814 --> 00:10:01,731
We better not be going
to a batting cage.

290
00:10:01,816 --> 00:10:03,666
You do not want to put a bat
in my hands right now.

291
00:10:03,801 --> 00:10:04,934
Like you could hit me.

292
00:10:05,019 --> 00:10:06,469
Let's go.

293
00:10:07,226 --> 00:10:08,306
Ba-ba-ba!

294
00:10:08,361 --> 00:10:10,162
Out of that trance!
We're going to France!

295
00:10:10,189 --> 00:10:12,457
I can yawn.
It's 2:30 in the morning.

296
00:10:12,525 --> 00:10:15,159
Mais non, mademoiselle!
It's 11:30 in the morning.

297
00:10:15,244 --> 00:10:15,944
Mm.

298
00:10:16,028 --> 00:10:17,362
Thanks for doing these.

299
00:10:17,463 --> 00:10:18,463
Yeah.

300
00:10:18,796 --> 00:10:20,380
- Did I mention that --
- Yes, you did --

301
00:10:20,414 --> 00:10:22,599
that if you wear your sweatpants
low enough,

302
00:10:22,683 --> 00:10:24,918
tonight, I will see London,
I will see France,

303
00:10:25,019 --> 00:10:27,704
and then, yes,
I will see your underpants.

304
00:10:27,788 --> 00:10:28,504
Phil!

305
00:10:28,589 --> 00:10:29,806
You're asleep!

306
00:10:29,890 --> 00:10:31,107
Oh, no, no, no!

307
00:10:31,225 --> 00:10:32,408
It's fine.
We can take a nap.

308
00:10:32,493 --> 00:10:34,327
Europeans are always napping.

309
00:10:34,411 --> 00:10:36,229
Actually, that's the worst thing
you can do.

310
00:10:36,263 --> 00:10:37,430
She's right, Claire.
Get up.

311
00:10:37,935 --> 00:10:38,935
Why are you still awake?

312
00:10:39,053 --> 00:10:40,487
I'm too excited to sleep.

313
00:10:40,571 --> 00:10:42,255
I'm studying
Big Bang nucleosynthesis --

314
00:10:42,339 --> 00:10:43,673
well, more specifically

315
00:10:43,757 --> 00:10:45,608
the total Baryonic matter
in the universe.

316
00:10:45,693 --> 00:10:46,376
Let's go back.

317
00:10:46,494 --> 00:10:47,744
Dark matter and dark energy

318
00:10:47,828 --> 00:10:50,346
make up 95%
of all of the matter in the --

319
00:10:50,431 --> 00:10:51,948
- No! Go away!
- Stop!

320
00:10:52,066 --> 00:10:53,149
We needed help.

321
00:10:53,234 --> 00:10:56,019
And no surprise, first entry
on howtostayawake.net --

322
00:10:56,136 --> 00:10:57,103
coffee.

323
00:10:57,154 --> 00:10:58,771
- This did it.
- This is all we needed.

324
00:10:58,856 --> 00:11:00,506
You want to rub my feet?
If you rub mine.

325
00:11:01,542 --> 00:11:02,458
Phil!

326
00:11:02,543 --> 00:11:04,377
The feet!
Why'd we do the feet?!

327
00:11:05,446 --> 00:11:07,714
Second tip --
stay active.

328
00:11:11,902 --> 00:11:13,119
You're asleep!

329
00:11:13,788 --> 00:11:15,823
Finally, we found
something that worked.

330
00:11:15,924 --> 00:11:16,964
For me.

331
00:11:17,642 --> 00:11:19,393
No! What the hell?!

332
00:11:22,547 --> 00:11:24,765
- Aah!
- Oh, my Nana!

333
00:11:28,564 --> 00:11:29,631
Hey.

334
00:11:29,986 --> 00:11:31,786
What do you say we take a walk
and get something to eat?

335
00:11:31,871 --> 00:11:33,204
It is French lunchtime.

336
00:11:33,279 --> 00:11:34,846
Sure.
It's worth a shot.

337
00:11:34,931 --> 00:11:36,312
Got to do something first.

338
00:11:38,951 --> 00:11:39,851
Aah! Why?!

339
00:11:39,919 --> 00:11:41,519
Why would you do that?!

340
00:11:43,222 --> 00:11:44,456
Alls I'm saying is,

341
00:11:44,557 --> 00:11:46,758
if you're lucky enough
to get this boy Ryan you like,

342
00:11:46,792 --> 00:11:48,193
you hold on with both hands.

343
00:11:48,260 --> 00:11:50,061
'Cause once he's gone,
you're nothing.

344
00:11:50,129 --> 00:11:51,646
Okay, you don't
really mean that.

345
00:11:51,731 --> 00:11:52,897
I don't know what I mean.

346
00:11:52,982 --> 00:11:55,166
I'm just a woman
running her fool mouth off.

347
00:11:55,251 --> 00:11:57,001
Okay, not exactly
the message of empowerment

348
00:11:57,086 --> 00:12:00,221
we'd like to impart
to our 21st-century daughter.

349
00:12:00,260 --> 00:12:01,427
What's a Demerol shooter?

350
00:12:01,562 --> 00:12:04,063
Okay, you know what?
Let's keep our voices down.

351
00:12:04,097 --> 00:12:05,815
We don't want anyone woken up
and proven correct.

352
00:12:05,933 --> 00:12:06,682
Give me that.

353
00:12:06,767 --> 00:12:08,184
- One more drag!
- No. Stop.

354
00:12:08,268 --> 00:12:09,769
What's the worst it's gonna do?
Kill me?

355
00:12:09,903 --> 00:12:11,537
Stop... it!

356
00:12:11,622 --> 00:12:12,738
Hey, I rolled that!

357
00:12:14,041 --> 00:12:15,374
Mama!

358
00:12:15,459 --> 00:12:16,993
Mama!

359
00:12:17,077 --> 00:12:17,994
Mama!

360
00:12:18,078 --> 00:12:19,078
What?!

361
00:12:19,129 --> 00:12:20,996
Ay. Sorry, sorry.
It's you, Papi.

362
00:12:21,081 --> 00:12:21,914
What's wrong?

363
00:12:22,049 --> 00:12:23,316
Can you please deal with Joe?

364
00:12:23,380 --> 00:12:24,430
And also get a therapist?

365
00:12:24,514 --> 00:12:25,548
Mama!

366
00:12:25,632 --> 00:12:27,300
- But...
- Mama!

367
00:12:27,384 --> 00:12:29,302
That is not
coming from his bedroom.

368
00:12:29,386 --> 00:12:30,519
Mama!

369
00:12:30,637 --> 00:12:32,221
Oh, no!

370
00:12:35,559 --> 00:12:38,277
I wanted a glass of water,
and I got stuck.

371
00:12:39,974 --> 00:12:40,941
Damn it!

372
00:12:40,992 --> 00:12:43,860
Why didn't I close that door
so you didn't get stuck

373
00:12:43,939 --> 00:12:45,974
like Manny's gerbil
in the glue trap?!

374
00:12:46,025 --> 00:12:47,442
But you said he ran away.

375
00:12:47,543 --> 00:12:49,144
Yes, most of him did.

376
00:12:49,228 --> 00:12:50,812
Take off your slippers.

377
00:12:50,863 --> 00:12:53,303
Oh, yeah, good idea. Don't want
anything bad to happen to them.

378
00:12:53,349 --> 00:12:54,182
Okay.

379
00:12:54,731 --> 00:12:55,731
Wait!
What are you doing?!

380
00:12:55,849 --> 00:12:57,383
Are you crazy?!
They're Florentine leather!

381
00:12:57,417 --> 00:12:59,235
Ay, Manny,
that's what we just told you.

382
00:12:59,319 --> 00:13:00,419
We got them in Chinatown.

383
00:13:00,487 --> 00:13:02,004
Okay, Little Joe.

384
00:13:02,089 --> 00:13:05,157
Let's get you out of there.

385
00:13:05,208 --> 00:13:06,325
Okay, come on!

386
00:13:06,426 --> 00:13:07,476
Okay. Ay.

387
00:13:07,561 --> 00:13:09,061
Now we're gonna
burn these pajamas

388
00:13:09,162 --> 00:13:10,880
with the towel and the slippers.

389
00:13:10,964 --> 00:13:11,881
Burn them?

390
00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:13,666
It's in my hair, too.

391
00:13:14,767 --> 00:13:16,502
Okay.
I will cut it.

392
00:13:16,569 --> 00:13:20,772
Go. Grab some scissors
and run them back to Mama.

393
00:13:20,853 --> 00:13:23,005
I'll get the scissors, Joe!

394
00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:25,170
I didn't even want him, and I'm
the only one keeping him alive.

395
00:13:25,254 --> 00:13:27,889
Okay, I just
have to smooth this out

396
00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:29,741
so that Jay
doesn't notice anything.

397
00:13:29,826 --> 00:13:32,627
You're really going through a lot
of trouble to hide this from him.

398
00:13:32,748 --> 00:13:34,099
You just don't understand.

399
00:13:34,169 --> 00:13:35,470
This is the first time
in a fight

400
00:13:35,521 --> 00:13:39,240
that I was 100% right
and Jay was 100% wrong.

401
00:13:39,308 --> 00:13:40,908
That never happens.

402
00:13:40,943 --> 00:13:42,383
And being right is so important?

403
00:13:42,461 --> 00:13:44,781
Get married
and then get back to me.

404
00:13:45,013 --> 00:13:47,413
Ay, no! This is stuck!
Come help me!

405
00:13:49,351 --> 00:13:50,084
Push!

406
00:13:55,107 --> 00:13:57,291
Oh, no!
My birthday Rolex!

407
00:13:57,376 --> 00:13:58,876
Ay, Manny.

408
00:14:00,629 --> 00:14:02,296
We'll take the check, please.

409
00:14:02,397 --> 00:14:04,165
No!

410
00:14:04,986 --> 00:14:05,886
Oh.

411
00:14:05,987 --> 00:14:07,087
Thank you so much.

412
00:14:07,138 --> 00:14:09,556
I want to go to sleep
so bad, Phil.

413
00:14:09,641 --> 00:14:10,991
Oh.

414
00:14:11,414 --> 00:14:12,854
Maybe this will keep you awake.

415
00:14:14,184 --> 00:14:16,201
Our house cannot be this far.

416
00:14:16,302 --> 00:14:18,470
We've been walking for...

417
00:14:18,505 --> 00:14:20,906
We've passed this mattress
already.

418
00:14:22,142 --> 00:14:23,041
It's fate.

419
00:14:23,092 --> 00:14:24,393
God wants me to sleep.

420
00:14:24,477 --> 00:14:26,278
Fight it!
Fight it, Claire!

421
00:14:26,412 --> 00:14:27,496
Let me go!

422
00:14:27,580 --> 00:14:29,431
- No!
- No! We're so close!

423
00:14:29,549 --> 00:14:30,883
I can't let you quit!

424
00:14:30,917 --> 00:14:34,319
Oh, God. I'm not gonna go to
sleep on some filthy mattress.

425
00:14:35,031 --> 00:14:35,798
Okay.

426
00:14:35,849 --> 00:14:36,715
For long.

427
00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:37,800
No. No!

428
00:14:37,884 --> 00:14:39,285
No, no.
I'm sorry.

429
00:14:39,369 --> 00:14:41,136
I'm so tired from work already.

430
00:14:41,204 --> 00:14:42,638
I won't be any fun in Paris.

431
00:14:42,722 --> 00:14:43,706
You should go.

432
00:14:43,807 --> 00:14:45,407
Meet someone.
I don't care.

433
00:14:45,475 --> 00:14:47,835
I just can't do it.
I'm sorry.

434
00:14:49,412 --> 00:14:51,046
You know what?

435
00:14:51,147 --> 00:14:52,364
Let's not.

436
00:14:53,550 --> 00:14:55,651
I shouldn't have pushed you.

437
00:14:55,719 --> 00:14:58,020
I know I said all that stuff
about not wanting to get old,

438
00:14:58,088 --> 00:14:59,455
but...

439
00:15:00,281 --> 00:15:02,800
I think I really wanted to go
because I miss you.

440
00:15:02,917 --> 00:15:04,985
Ohhhh.

441
00:15:05,086 --> 00:15:06,653
Because I've been working
so much?

442
00:15:06,704 --> 00:15:08,889
Yeah, which is great.
I-I really want that for you.

443
00:15:08,973 --> 00:15:10,441
I-I think I...

444
00:15:10,884 --> 00:15:12,184
I just wanted
a little adventure.

445
00:15:12,285 --> 00:15:13,586
But you know what?

446
00:15:13,653 --> 00:15:15,354
We've had so much fun tonight.

447
00:15:15,388 --> 00:15:16,522
When was the last time

448
00:15:16,556 --> 00:15:18,991
I got to stay up until
5:00 in the morning with you?

449
00:15:19,926 --> 00:15:21,166
Give me that hand.

450
00:15:21,261 --> 00:15:22,394
What for?

451
00:15:22,445 --> 00:15:24,363
- Oh!
- That's to wake me up.

452
00:15:24,447 --> 00:15:27,247
- Wow.
- And that is for ever forgetting

453
00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:29,660
that you are the best husband.

454
00:15:29,736 --> 00:15:31,537
- Mmmmm.
- Mmmm.

455
00:15:32,204 --> 00:15:33,438
Oh. What's that for?

456
00:15:33,556 --> 00:15:34,806
For whatever's
crawling all over me!

457
00:15:34,890 --> 00:15:37,408
Oh, no!
They're on me, too!

458
00:15:38,491 --> 00:15:40,292
$40 for the hour.
Songs are in the book.

459
00:15:40,377 --> 00:15:41,427
Anyone want a cocktail?

460
00:15:41,461 --> 00:15:42,945
- You know how to make a Manhattan?
- Yes.

461
00:15:43,063 --> 00:15:44,363
No, you don't.
The only Manhattan --

462
00:15:44,414 --> 00:15:45,197
He's got it, Dad.

463
00:15:45,248 --> 00:15:46,832
Thank you. Thanks.

464
00:15:46,917 --> 00:15:48,534
So, a karaoke bar, huh?

465
00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:51,499
You know, it's a little
offensive that you think

466
00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:53,150
singing a pop song
is gonna solve my problems.

467
00:15:53,235 --> 00:15:54,201
How gay do you think I am?

468
00:15:54,236 --> 00:15:55,369
Mitchell!

469
00:15:55,470 --> 00:15:56,587
Madonna!

470
00:15:56,672 --> 00:15:58,823
Oh! Yeah. Okay.

471
00:15:58,907 --> 00:15:59,874
Well, come on!

472
00:15:59,908 --> 00:16:01,075
When you were stressed out
as a kid,

473
00:16:01,143 --> 00:16:02,676
you used to dance and sing
Madonna in the living room.

474
00:16:02,811 --> 00:16:03,811
Fixed you right up.

475
00:16:03,879 --> 00:16:05,029
Ah, I'm not surprised.

476
00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:06,931
You think I haven't changed
at all in 25 years.

477
00:16:07,015 --> 00:16:08,315
If you were surprised,
I wouldn't know it,

478
00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:10,200
since you've plucked out
all your eyebrows.

479
00:16:10,919 --> 00:16:12,386
Madonna, Mitchell.

480
00:16:12,454 --> 00:16:14,921
News flash -- I am not singing.

481
00:16:15,136 --> 00:16:16,486
News flash --
yes, you are!

482
00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:17,521
Ooh.
You know what, Dad?

483
00:16:17,588 --> 00:16:19,506
You have been
really bossy tonight.

484
00:16:19,590 --> 00:16:21,391
With me, with that waitress.

485
00:16:21,442 --> 00:16:24,002
I-I bet that's why you
and Gloria are having problems.

486
00:16:24,061 --> 00:16:25,061
Yeah.

487
00:16:25,129 --> 00:16:26,363
You miss bossing people around
at work,

488
00:16:26,430 --> 00:16:27,447
so now you're doing it at home.

489
00:16:27,531 --> 00:16:29,332
If I admitted
there was some truth in that,

490
00:16:29,383 --> 00:16:30,767
could you just give in?

491
00:16:31,165 --> 00:16:33,125
You've been grinding around
like Lola Falana.

492
00:16:33,801 --> 00:16:35,368
I don't know why
this is so important to you.

493
00:16:35,453 --> 00:16:36,720
Can you just let me help you?!

494
00:16:37,169 --> 00:16:38,970
Okay, I'm doing this,

495
00:16:39,038 --> 00:16:41,739
but only because
you need it so much.

496
00:16:41,874 --> 00:16:43,641
Come on, girls!

497
00:16:43,726 --> 00:16:45,193
Do you believe in love?

498
00:16:45,311 --> 00:16:47,245
'Cause I got
something to say about it.

499
00:16:47,329 --> 00:16:49,814
And it goes something like this.

500
00:16:49,849 --> 00:16:53,585
♪ Don't go for second best,
baby ♪

501
00:16:53,636 --> 00:16:55,653
♪ Put your love
to the test ♪

502
00:16:55,688 --> 00:16:56,871
♪ You know, you know... ♪

503
00:16:57,157 --> 00:16:58,490
Watching Mitchell,
I did feel kind of good

504
00:16:58,591 --> 00:16:59,925
about fixing his problem.

505
00:16:59,959 --> 00:17:02,728
Now, being retired, you don't
always feel useful anymore.

506
00:17:02,796 --> 00:17:05,247
It's probably why I keep
tearing up that bathroom.

507
00:17:05,707 --> 00:17:09,811
I guess it wouldn't be the worst
thing to admit to Gloria.

508
00:17:09,895 --> 00:17:11,495
Eh, it'll probably blow over.

509
00:17:11,580 --> 00:17:13,130
♪ Express yourself ♪

510
00:17:13,215 --> 00:17:14,649
Damn it.

511
00:17:15,601 --> 00:17:17,451
♪ Express yourself ♪

512
00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:20,988
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

513
00:17:21,559 --> 00:17:23,643
I knew you'd be up,
tossing and turning.

514
00:17:23,744 --> 00:17:24,744
Yes, yes.

515
00:17:24,779 --> 00:17:26,413
Why are you calling
from the couch?

516
00:17:26,497 --> 00:17:27,480
Not home.
Long story.

517
00:17:27,581 --> 00:17:28,648
Look, let me get this out.

518
00:17:28,699 --> 00:17:30,917
I have been going crazy
with the bathroom,

519
00:17:31,018 --> 00:17:33,286
but it's not really
about the bathroom.

520
00:17:33,354 --> 00:17:35,789
It's about me not being sure
who I am anymore.

521
00:17:35,873 --> 00:17:37,140
You were 100% right.

522
00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:38,608
I love to hear that,
but --

523
00:17:38,726 --> 00:17:39,726
No, you were.

524
00:17:39,827 --> 00:17:41,911
Okay.
No rush getting home.

525
00:17:41,996 --> 00:17:44,413
We're fine here.

526
00:17:44,899 --> 00:17:46,983
- Please, please, please, please,
please, please! - Come on, black!

527
00:17:47,084 --> 00:17:48,168
18 red.

528
00:17:48,252 --> 00:17:49,252
18 red.

529
00:17:49,337 --> 00:17:50,520
So close.

530
00:17:50,621 --> 00:17:51,938
Gambling is the best!

531
00:17:53,157 --> 00:17:54,624
You hand your hard-earned money
to strangers

532
00:17:54,709 --> 00:17:55,425
and pray it comes back.

533
00:17:57,061 --> 00:17:58,695
I know I've had a lot to drink,

534
00:17:58,796 --> 00:18:00,630
but that is not Bianca anymore,
is it?

535
00:18:00,715 --> 00:18:02,098
Nope.

536
00:18:02,585 --> 00:18:04,652
I don't want to believe
Clint sold her...

537
00:18:04,737 --> 00:18:06,457
You guys want
to get really crazy?

538
00:18:06,572 --> 00:18:07,922
People know where I am.

539
00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:10,141
All-in
on one number.

540
00:18:10,192 --> 00:18:11,643
Okay, I guess that's no scarier

541
00:18:11,727 --> 00:18:13,678
than when that glow-stick
broke in my mouth.

542
00:18:13,762 --> 00:18:14,762
Do it.

543
00:18:16,248 --> 00:18:18,316
Andy, that's, like,
a month's rent.

544
00:18:18,517 --> 00:18:19,684
Hey,
you got to go big or --

545
00:18:19,768 --> 00:18:20,952
Wait -- the black ones
aren't $1s?

546
00:18:21,036 --> 00:18:22,119
Really?
Okay, could I just --

547
00:18:22,170 --> 00:18:23,554
Sorry, sir.
The ball's rolling.

548
00:18:23,655 --> 00:18:24,605
Oh, my gosh.

549
00:18:24,690 --> 00:18:25,690
Andy, what is happening
with you?

550
00:18:25,724 --> 00:18:27,074
Why are you doing this?

551
00:18:27,159 --> 00:18:28,926
What are you talking about?
I thought you loved Wild Andy.

552
00:18:29,010 --> 00:18:29,677
No, no.

553
00:18:29,761 --> 00:18:30,761
I love Normal Andy,

554
00:18:30,812 --> 00:18:32,747
tomato-soup-and-grilled-cheese Andy.

555
00:18:32,831 --> 00:18:34,165
Still-in-bed-by-11:00 Andy.

556
00:18:34,266 --> 00:18:35,533
Uses-the-word-"tummy" Andy.

557
00:18:35,826 --> 00:18:37,460
Really? Because I've been doing
this whole thing

558
00:18:37,561 --> 00:18:38,761
because I was afraid
you'd get bored and dump me

559
00:18:38,896 --> 00:18:39,979
if I couldn't keep up.

560
00:18:40,063 --> 00:18:42,832
I know you can't keep up.
But I'd rather slow down.

561
00:18:42,966 --> 00:18:44,486
I like the me I am
when I'm with you.

562
00:18:44,601 --> 00:18:46,819
Well, I wish you would have
told me that about a minute ago.

563
00:18:46,904 --> 00:18:48,121
Aah! I can't watch!

564
00:18:48,238 --> 00:18:49,972
The stress is murder
on my tummy.

565
00:18:53,057 --> 00:18:54,157
Aunt Pam's leaving.

566
00:18:56,077 --> 00:18:58,095
Pameron Jessica Tucker,
where do you think you're going?

567
00:18:58,146 --> 00:19:00,364
Home -- to get down on my knees
and beg Bo to come back.

568
00:19:00,448 --> 00:19:02,516
I'm just gonna lie
and tell him I'm pregnant.

569
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:05,819
No, that is not how mature
people handle their problems.

570
00:19:05,937 --> 00:19:07,154
I will fight you.

571
00:19:07,238 --> 00:19:09,806
You are not going to crawl back
to that man.

572
00:19:09,891 --> 00:19:12,042
You don't have a choice.
You know I can take you.

573
00:19:12,076 --> 00:19:13,827
Oh, yeah, right.

574
00:19:14,896 --> 00:19:15,979
Ooh!

575
00:19:16,064 --> 00:19:17,781
Pameron --
No! Ow! Oh!

576
00:19:18,394 --> 00:19:20,195
Okay, you know what?

577
00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:22,280
You are going to regret that!

578
00:19:22,365 --> 00:19:23,365
Ungh!

579
00:19:23,433 --> 00:19:26,184
Oh, now you poked the bear!

580
00:19:26,269 --> 00:19:27,549
Well, come on, Mama Bear!

581
00:19:27,637 --> 00:19:28,757
I'm coming!

582
00:19:31,858 --> 00:19:33,325
It's all my fault anyway!

583
00:19:33,443 --> 00:19:35,627
- I pushed him away!
- Aah! Oh!

584
00:19:35,712 --> 00:19:37,979
Because I never listened!

585
00:19:39,449 --> 00:19:41,416
You really want Lily
to think women are weak?!

586
00:19:42,256 --> 00:19:44,441
Get off my daddy!

587
00:19:44,475 --> 00:19:47,127
You're acting this crazy
all over a boy?!

588
00:19:47,211 --> 00:19:49,212
Oh, Lily, I'm so happy
to hear you say that!

589
00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:50,764
Now, pull
Aunt Pameron's bra strap!

590
00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:54,251
Oh. Okay.
So we moved the couch.

591
00:19:55,636 --> 00:19:56,636
Where were you?

592
00:19:56,687 --> 00:19:58,521
I, uh, I had some work to do.

593
00:19:58,622 --> 00:20:01,041
Me too.
Get my man back.

594
00:20:01,125 --> 00:20:03,193
Okay. Okay.
All right.

595
00:20:03,277 --> 00:20:04,744
As much as I'd love
to leave this alone,

596
00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:05,929
I learned something tonight

597
00:20:05,963 --> 00:20:08,283
that I feel like
I-I need to share with you.

598
00:20:09,233 --> 00:20:12,102
You deserve the best in life.

599
00:20:12,186 --> 00:20:15,989
So if the time isn't right,
then... move on.

600
00:20:16,073 --> 00:20:17,790
Second best, it's...

601
00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:18,925
It's never enough.

602
00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:21,261
You'll do much better, baby,
on your own.

603
00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:23,346
Baby.

604
00:20:23,464 --> 00:20:24,464
On your own.

605
00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:25,598
Ohhh.

606
00:20:25,633 --> 00:20:27,767
My God.

607
00:20:27,851 --> 00:20:29,719
You're right.

608
00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:32,388
Yeah.

609
00:20:32,473 --> 00:20:34,057
Don't go for second best.

610
00:20:34,141 --> 00:20:35,058
Put your love --

611
00:20:35,142 --> 00:20:36,392
It's okay.
I fixed her.

612
00:20:36,477 --> 00:20:37,944
Madonna fixed her.

613
00:20:43,482 --> 00:20:44,482
Don't worry.
We've got this.

614
00:20:44,988 --> 00:20:45,987
Take all the time you need.

615
00:20:45,989 --> 00:20:47,949
I'm only finishing
a 12-hour shift.

616
00:20:48,763 --> 00:20:50,630
Do you got a nickel or a dime
or anything?

617
00:20:50,719 --> 00:20:51,519
I don't.

618
00:20:51,548 --> 00:20:52,548
Sorry, but...

619
00:20:53,272 --> 00:20:54,872
you're gonna
have to make change.

620
00:20:58,970 --> 00:20:59,670
What?!

621
00:20:59,681 --> 00:21:01,281
My mom and dad
are going to Paris.

622
00:21:01,606 --> 00:21:04,539
Okay, children informed,
passports secured,

623
00:21:04,563 --> 00:21:06,563
luggage packed.

624
00:21:06,587 --> 00:21:08,587
Oh.
What am I forgetting?

625
00:21:09,285 --> 00:21:10,185
Oh, yeah.

626
00:21:13,964 --> 00:21:15,031
Au revoir, Alex!

627
00:21:15,626 --> 00:21:17,493
Next stop --
Paradise City!

628
00:21:17,517 --> 00:21:19,517
Guns n' Roses.

629
00:21:19,541 --> 00:21:21,541
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