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[ Scoffs ] Why do I still have to
come to these family meetings?

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I'm an adult.

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She said, ‭emerging from the
basement in her pajamas at noon.

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Get off my back.
It's Saturday.

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- Right?
‭- Yeah.

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What is this meeting about?

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Are the ducks back?
'Cause that was weird.

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They saved us.

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From people thinking
we're normal.

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Your mom starts her new job

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running grandpa's closet company
on Monday,

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and you know how she gets
when there are big changes. [ Groans ]

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Claire: [ English accent ]
Knockity-knock!

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Oh, no. Not --

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Mrs. Clutterworth.

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Who's ready to take
everything we don't want

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and toss it in the bin?

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I am!

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You get her arms,
I'll get her legs.

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[ Normal voice ]
I created Mrs. Clutterworth

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when the kids were little

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as a way to make
home organizing fun.

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So fun. Super fun.

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Maybe a little confusing.

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Why?

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Well, the name
is clearly inspired

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- by Mrs. Butterworth, right?
‭- Mm-hmm. Yeah.

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But somehow
she has a British accent.

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Yeah, well, the kids

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were super into Mary Poppins
back then.

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Still missing a step.

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Take one of these things
up to your rooms.

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Put everything in it
you don't use.

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Can't we just do this
next weekend, or, like, never?

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No.

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I am starting my new job

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and I want to leave things
as organized as possible.

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Most people just throw stuff
into a closet.

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- [ Sighs ]
- As president of a closet company,

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you should know that.

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We're doing this.

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Or, more to the point, if...

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[ British accent ] ♪ there's
something that you have ♪

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♪ and you never, ever use it ♪

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♪ put it in the bin ♪

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♪ lose it, lose it,
lose it ♪

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Oh, I think you've lost it,
lost it, lost it.

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Sync and corrected by gloriabg
www.addic7ed.com

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Mitchell:
I'd like to toast my dad

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on his first day of retirement.

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Congratulations
on 42 years in the closet...

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...business.
[ Laughs ]

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I think what
I’m going to miss the most

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is all the closet jokes.

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Traditionally on an occasion
this emotionally significant,

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the man of the hour delivers
a few well-chosen words.

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I would just like to say...

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I'm going golfing.

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Dad, don't forget
Lily's first flute recital

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is on Thursday at 3:30.

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I would love to be there, but
I'm really swamped at wo--

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Hell, that snuck up on me.

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It's okay, grandpa.
I don't want you to come.

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I stink.

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Hey, no. No.

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You do not stink.

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I don't know why she's so bad.

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She has a great teacher.

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I was a brilliant flautist --

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May have won best new soloist

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at the Lower Ventura
Jazz Happening.

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[ Chuckles ]

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I used to keep my trophy
in my locker.

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I'd stare at it every time
the jealous kids

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would stuff me in there.

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Cameron:
Hey, have fun today.

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Ooh.
Nice face candy.

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Huh?
The aviators.

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You're gonna be the coolest guy
on the golf course.

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Hey, come here.

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I'm dying to tell somebody.

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Can I let you in
on a little secret?

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A secret?
Just you and me?

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[ Giggles ]
Sorry, that had to come out.

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- Go on.
- I'm not going golfing.

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I'm taking my first
flying lessons today.

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I always dreamed of
being a pilot.

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Oh, Jay, that's fantastic,
and I -- I totally get it.

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I had a crush on the pilot

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who flew the crop duster
back home.

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He had big, broad shoulders
and a deep, husky voice

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that, in retrospect, could
have been pesticide-related.

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Don't tell anyone,
especially Gloria.

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I want it to be a surprise.

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Not a word.

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- I'm your man.
- You're wearing a purse.

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This is a gentleman's
tactical tote.

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And I'll have you know,

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this exact model was carried
by a member of Seal Team 6.

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Yes, while his girlfriend
tried on dresses.

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[ Vacuum whirs ]
Knockity-knock!

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What the hell are you doing?

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Getting
salon-quality haircuts

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at a fraction of the price!

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Thanks, Flowbee!

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[ Vacuum shuts off ]

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- Ow!
‭- Come on, guys.

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- Have you gotten rid of anything today?
- Yeah, all that.

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That's one sock.

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Oh, my goodness.

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What in the world
were we thinking?

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[ Puppet voice ]
Hey, gorgeous! Gimme a kiss!

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I do not want Luke's dirty sock

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anywhere near my mouth.

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- It's seen worse.
- No.

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Oh, no.
‭[ Gasps ]

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Come on, guys.
Stay focused.

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I can't be the only one
getting rid of stuff today.

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Wait a minute.
What is Chickie doing in there?

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- It's broken. - But every year
when the kids were little

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he was the star of Easter!

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- I mean, besides Jesus.
- When you squeeze it, it says,

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[ high-pitched voice ]
"Happy Easter!" [ Giggles ]

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Now when you squeeze him,
he says,

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"battery acid
is leaking inside of me.

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Let me die!"

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Pbht!

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Later.

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She just took my favorite stick.

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You need to control your woman.

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That is your mother
you're talking about...

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So that's not happening.

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I love Chickie.

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I love all of that stuff!

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And I have a plan
to get it back.

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But maybe
we’ll let the Flowbee go.

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[ Sighs ] All right.
Manny, as requested,

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a few of my favorite
clown props.

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What's wrong, Manny,
you have too many friends?

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Don't listen to him.

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I volunteered to perform
at Joe's school fair.

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I'm closing the show.

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Well, at least
you know that going in.

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Okay, snakes in a can,

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endless handkerchief --

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it will keep coming out of there

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if you keep pulling it --

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and, of course,
the squirting flower.

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Wow.
Thank you so much.

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Before you take these from me,

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would you like
a small glass of water?

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Is that a dribble glass?

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[ Sighs ]

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You're ready.

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I think I'll pass on the
fake peanut brittle, though.

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It's not even fooling
preschoolers.

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Okay, maybe.
[ Chuckles ]

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Oh, hello, Gloria.

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Thank you for brunch.

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It was...

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Revolutionary.

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[ Chuckles ]
Yes. Goodbye.

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- Tough room.
‭- No, no.

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Your bowtie is very funny

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because it was spinning around,

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but I just
can’t stop thinking about

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this terrible dream
that I had last night.

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- Oh, what was it?
- It was about Jay.

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He was falling
from a great height,

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and you both were by my side,

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and I was very sad
because I knew that

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I was never, ever
going to see him again.

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What do you think
that that means?

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How would I know? I have
all the same information you have.

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Excuse me,
I need to make a phone call.

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I don't know if Gloria's dreams

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can predict the future
like mine can,

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but I do know that
if something happened to Jay...

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[ Voice breaking ]
I couldn't live with myself.

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Of course, I wouldn't have to,

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because Gloria would kill me.

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[ Cellphone rings ]

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Ay, Jay left his phone again.

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[ Cellphone beeps ]
Cam.

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Why are you calling Jay?

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Am I?
[ Chuckles nervously ]

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I-I thought I was calling
the gardener.

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I forgot to leave the gate open,

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so I should probably
go let him in.

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It'd be cruel to make Caesar
climb another big fence.

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You know that maneuver

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where you fly straight up
until you stall

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- and then pull out of the dive?
- Uh-huh.

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- Can we do that today?
‭- Nope.

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Don't decide now.
We'll talk when we're up.

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Cameron: Hey, Jay!

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Jay, hey, wait up.

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Do you think we can take off
before he gets here?

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[ Panting ]

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I think we can land
before he gets here.

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[ Chuckles ]

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So this is a pre-check,
right?

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- What are we looking for?
- Nothing.

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Just trying to look cool
for those girls over there.

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Jay, I need to talk to you
before you fly.

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It's a matter of life and...

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Oh, good god.

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Hi, um...

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- Cameron Tucker.
‭- Gus.

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- Hi, Gus.
- What do you want, Cam?

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- Huh?
‭- What do you want?

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What? Oh, yes.
[ Panting ]

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You're not gonna
want to get in that plane.

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Gloria had a terrible dream

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where you fell
from a great height and died.

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All right, Gus.
Up, up, and away.

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No, Jay,
she seemed pretty upset,

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and if something
were to happen --

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She's always
dreaming about me dying.

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Dede did the same thing.

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It's typical wife stuff.

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- Is it?
‭- Nothing's gonna happen, Cam.

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- Tell him, Gus.
- It's perfectly safe.

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He's in good hands.

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Big hands, too --
I couldn't help but notice.

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[ Chuckles ]
I'm more worried about

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dying from boredom in retirement
than from a fiery crash.

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Now, thanks for your concern.

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Take your purse and go.

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That's one of those
tactical totes, isn't it?

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Why, yes.

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Yes, it is, Gus.

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Anyway, bye, Cam.

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No, you know what?

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I'm not going anywhere,

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because in Gloria's dream,
I was alive.

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So if I'm with you,
this plane can't go down.

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You think you
being on this small plane

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makes it less likely to crash?

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Please don't do this to me
in front of Gus, okay?

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Hi.

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[ Scoffs ]

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God, I was really into trolls.

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Yeah, especially your junior
prom date with the baby teeth.

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What do you want?

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I need to give
Clutterworth something

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to get her off my back.

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I never thought I'd say this,

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but can I borrow
some of your clothes?

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What about this?

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Oh, no, no, no.
Put that down.

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- It's Sanjay's.
- And you're gonna keep it?

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I don't know
what I'm gonna do with it yet.

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Here.

255
00:07:47,365 --> 00:07:48,631
Cut it into a million pieces.

256
00:07:48,700 --> 00:07:49,732
[ Sighs ]

257
00:07:49,801 --> 00:07:51,134
He was my first real boyfriend.

258
00:07:51,202 --> 00:07:52,835
So what?
He cheated on you.

259
00:07:52,904 --> 00:07:55,838
You need to get over this guy
and move on with your life.

260
00:07:55,907 --> 00:07:56,973
I am so over him.

261
00:07:57,042 --> 00:07:58,174
[ Inhales deeply ]

262
00:07:58,690 --> 00:08:00,056
So why are you sniffing that?

263
00:08:00,124 --> 00:08:01,691
I'm just smelling
how stupid he smells.

264
00:08:01,758 --> 00:08:02,891
Oh, my god.

265
00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:03,960
[ Scoffs ]

266
00:08:03,961 --> 00:08:05,861
Okay, fine. You're right.

267
00:08:05,929 --> 00:08:07,195
I need closure.

268
00:08:07,264 --> 00:08:09,097
I saw on Instagram
he’s home for the weekend.

269
00:08:09,166 --> 00:08:10,332
So...

270
00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:12,267
You take his stupid hoodie
and his clunky shoes

271
00:08:12,336 --> 00:08:13,535
and you go over there

272
00:08:13,604 --> 00:08:15,537
and throw them in his dumb face.

273
00:08:15,606 --> 00:08:16,705
Those are my shoes.

274
00:08:16,773 --> 00:08:17,973
Huh.

275
00:08:18,041 --> 00:08:20,408
[ Flute squeaks ]

276
00:08:20,924 --> 00:08:23,191
Mommy,
it sounds like those raccoons

277
00:08:23,260 --> 00:08:25,093
are fighting again.

278
00:08:25,162 --> 00:08:26,628
Fine, I'll stop.

279
00:08:26,697 --> 00:08:28,496
Hey, what does he know
about art?

280
00:08:28,565 --> 00:08:29,864
You've seen his drawings.

281
00:08:29,933 --> 00:08:32,167
He thinks Jay
is shorter than a flower.

282
00:08:33,814 --> 00:08:34,913
I don't know what is happening.

283
00:08:34,982 --> 00:08:36,281
I keep coaching her
and coaching her,

284
00:08:36,350 --> 00:08:37,482
and she's just getting worse.

285
00:08:37,551 --> 00:08:39,184
You know what?
I'll give her a few tips.

286
00:08:39,253 --> 00:08:40,986
My flute of choice
has always been the pan,

287
00:08:41,054 --> 00:08:42,521
but I suppose
I could dumb it down.

288
00:08:43,657 --> 00:08:44,689
This is a nightmare.

289
00:08:44,758 --> 00:08:45,924
Yes. She's terrible.

290
00:08:45,993 --> 00:08:47,058
But the nightmare

291
00:08:47,127 --> 00:08:49,594
is seeing your husband
plunging to his death

292
00:08:49,663 --> 00:08:51,897
and having people think
that you did it

293
00:08:51,965 --> 00:08:53,798
for the life insurance payout.

294
00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:55,367
That's a new detail.

295
00:08:55,927 --> 00:08:57,761
Gloria, dreams don't
predict the future.

296
00:08:57,829 --> 00:08:59,496
They're windows
into the subconscious.

297
00:08:59,845 --> 00:09:01,779
Maybe falling
from a great height

298
00:09:01,847 --> 00:09:03,247
is about my dad retiring.

299
00:09:03,316 --> 00:09:04,748
- You think?
- Yeah, it could be.

300
00:09:04,817 --> 00:09:06,884
He's no longer a big shot
in the closet industry,

301
00:09:06,952 --> 00:09:08,519
which is apparently a thing.

302
00:09:08,587 --> 00:09:10,854
Maybe you're afraid that
the two of you are growing apart.

303
00:09:11,514 --> 00:09:12,980
It's happening already.

304
00:09:13,049 --> 00:09:15,917
Today we could have done
all sorts of fun things together

305
00:09:15,985 --> 00:09:17,451
and he decided to go golfing!

306
00:09:17,520 --> 00:09:20,354
We could have gone
to dance classes, the arboretum,

307
00:09:20,423 --> 00:09:21,689
the art gallery!

308
00:09:21,758 --> 00:09:23,478
You're kind of swimming upstream
with those.

309
00:09:23,493 --> 00:09:25,693
Look. If -- if you want him
to do the things that you love,

310
00:09:25,762 --> 00:09:27,728
you may have to learn to do
the things that he loves.

311
00:09:27,797 --> 00:09:29,563
Like what?

312
00:09:30,349 --> 00:09:32,016
- Golf?
‭- Yeah.

313
00:09:32,084 --> 00:09:33,283
Or marry Cam.

314
00:09:33,352 --> 00:09:35,032
He loves all that gay stuff
you want to do.

315
00:09:35,955 --> 00:09:37,388
Claire, wait, wait, wait, wait!

316
00:09:37,456 --> 00:09:38,555
Honey.

317
00:09:38,624 --> 00:09:40,858
We got another box of stuff
to give away.

318
00:09:40,926 --> 00:09:42,493
- Really.
‭- Yep! Pop her open.

319
00:09:42,561 --> 00:09:45,362
- Okay. - You were so right
about the Flowbee, by the way.

320
00:09:45,431 --> 00:09:48,064
It is great, but I would miss
all the gossip at the salon.

321
00:09:48,148 --> 00:09:49,181
[ Laughs ]
I'm dying to hear

322
00:09:49,231 --> 00:09:51,999
if Natasha's estrogen patch
is making a difference.

323
00:09:52,068 --> 00:09:53,901
I saw her Wednesday.
It's not.

324
00:09:53,969 --> 00:09:55,335
Hey, you almost
done back there?

325
00:09:55,404 --> 00:09:56,937
- Just making some room!
- Phil: You know what?

326
00:09:57,006 --> 00:09:58,906
I am so happy
to do this for you.

327
00:09:58,974 --> 00:10:00,641
I love you way more
than my beer making kit...

328
00:10:00,709 --> 00:10:01,942
Claire: Oh, honey.
[ Chuckles ]

329
00:10:02,011 --> 00:10:03,477
...the wooden
tennis racket.
Mm-hmm.

330
00:10:03,546 --> 00:10:04,711
I don't know, the cowboy hat.

331
00:10:04,780 --> 00:10:06,513
[ Chuckles ]
The brown one.

332
00:10:06,582 --> 00:10:07,881
What is taking so long?

333
00:10:08,984 --> 00:10:10,684
- All set!
‭- Okay.

334
00:10:10,753 --> 00:10:12,786
I'll see you guys later, and thank you
so much for helping out today.

335
00:10:12,855 --> 00:10:15,088
[ British accent ] At your service,
Lady Clutterworth. Kiss on both cheeks.

336
00:10:15,157 --> 00:10:16,023
- Oh.
‭- Bob's your uncle.

337
00:10:16,092 --> 00:10:16,890
Oh.

338
00:10:17,369 --> 00:10:18,435
Keep waving up high.

339
00:10:18,504 --> 00:10:20,104
Wave up high
so she can't look down low.

340
00:10:21,406 --> 00:10:22,472
[ Tires screech ]

341
00:10:22,541 --> 00:10:24,173
- Son of a...
‭- Seriously?

342
00:10:24,661 --> 00:10:26,461
Honey, we don't want
to give this stuff away.

343
00:10:26,548 --> 00:10:27,447
We like it.

344
00:10:27,516 --> 00:10:28,615
It's important to us.

345
00:10:28,683 --> 00:10:30,049
How can it be important to you?

346
00:10:30,118 --> 00:10:31,484
You didn't even know it existed

347
00:10:31,553 --> 00:10:33,753
until I told you to go through
the closet and find it.

348
00:10:33,822 --> 00:10:35,455
That is beside the point!

349
00:10:35,524 --> 00:10:37,624
All of this stuff
is packed with meaning!

350
00:10:37,692 --> 00:10:38,592
Really, Phil?

351
00:10:38,597 --> 00:10:40,630
What does this cheap snow globe
mean to you?

352
00:10:40,733 --> 00:10:42,166
We got that at
a gas station in Florida.

353
00:10:42,234 --> 00:10:42,966
The snowman's melted.

354
00:10:43,035 --> 00:10:44,368
It used to just be funny,

355
00:10:44,437 --> 00:10:46,003
but now it's also a poignant
statement on global warming.

356
00:10:46,072 --> 00:10:47,738
It's a poignant statement
on hoarding,

357
00:10:47,807 --> 00:10:48,807
and we are donating it

358
00:10:48,874 --> 00:10:50,274
along with
the rest of this junk.

359
00:10:51,504 --> 00:10:53,304
Well, I can't believe you two.

360
00:10:53,519 --> 00:10:55,352
You'll thank me
when I'm back at work

361
00:10:55,421 --> 00:10:56,620
and I don't have time

362
00:10:56,688 --> 00:10:58,654
to be picking up after you
every two minutes.

363
00:10:58,723 --> 00:10:59,589
[ Scoffs ]

364
00:10:59,657 --> 00:11:01,157
Guess what?

365
00:11:01,226 --> 00:11:02,959
She didn't get my lucky hat.

366
00:11:04,963 --> 00:11:06,362
You should have kept the racket.

367
00:11:07,432 --> 00:11:09,365
Let's just dive in, all right?

368
00:11:09,434 --> 00:11:10,633
- I'm ready!
‭- Good.

369
00:11:10,702 --> 00:11:12,462
- All right, take a swing.
- Okay.

370
00:11:12,585 --> 00:11:13,784
Let's see
what we're dealing with.

371
00:11:13,852 --> 00:11:15,118
- I get in front here...
- Yes, you do.

372
00:11:15,187 --> 00:11:16,320
And then...

373
00:11:16,388 --> 00:11:19,523
One, two, three!

374
00:11:20,993 --> 00:11:21,825
Ahh!

375
00:11:21,894 --> 00:11:23,694
It went so far away.

376
00:11:23,762 --> 00:11:25,128
I am a natural.

377
00:11:25,197 --> 00:11:27,130
No, he is.
Your ball is still on the tee.

378
00:11:28,001 --> 00:11:30,802
- I am worse than I thought then.
- No, no, no, no, no. It's fine.

379
00:11:30,802 --> 00:11:31,802
You just need to remember

380
00:11:31,804 --> 00:11:33,044
a few of the simple fundamentals

381
00:11:33,104 --> 00:11:35,004
- that helped me when
I was learning, okay? - Okay.

382
00:11:35,073 --> 00:11:36,139
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.

383
00:11:36,207 --> 00:11:37,940
Just line yourself up
in front of the ball.

384
00:11:38,009 --> 00:11:40,276
Now what you want to do is keep your
right thumb on the left side of the shaft.

385
00:11:40,345 --> 00:11:41,444
- This one.
‭- Yeah, mm-hmm.

386
00:11:41,513 --> 00:11:42,979
- And then keep your head down.
‭- Okay.

387
00:11:43,048 --> 00:11:45,080
- Okay, and then the left arm straight...
- Okay.

388
00:11:45,220 --> 00:11:47,708
- Cup that left wrist. - There was
one time when I put the leg and --

389
00:11:47,753 --> 00:11:48,652
That was not helpful.

390
00:11:48,721 --> 00:11:49,953
But then I feel like I want --

391
00:11:50,022 --> 00:11:51,155
- No?
- Mm, I don't want you to do that.

392
00:11:51,223 --> 00:11:52,089
- Okay.
- Not today.

393
00:11:52,158 --> 00:11:53,278
And then what you're gonna do

394
00:11:53,292 --> 00:11:54,858
is keep the right elbow
in front of the body

395
00:11:54,927 --> 00:11:56,560
as you swing up,
and then rotate those hips.

396
00:11:56,629 --> 00:11:58,495
One, two, three!

397
00:12:00,366 --> 00:12:02,066
Ay! Mama!

398
00:12:03,402 --> 00:12:05,936
Well, we're getting our
money's worth out of that ball.

399
00:12:13,683 --> 00:12:15,449
Chickie:
[ Echoes ] Happy Easter!

400
00:12:16,752 --> 00:12:18,853
Happy Easter!

401
00:12:18,921 --> 00:12:20,020
Chickie?

402
00:12:20,089 --> 00:12:21,121
Claire:
The minute I heard that voice,

403
00:12:21,189 --> 00:12:23,490
all the memories
came flooding back --

404
00:12:23,559 --> 00:12:25,192
hiding eggs in the backyard,

405
00:12:25,261 --> 00:12:26,894
the girls in their dresses,

406
00:12:26,962 --> 00:12:28,728
Luke in his little blazer,

407
00:12:28,797 --> 00:12:31,564
Phil in his... bunny suit.

408
00:12:31,633 --> 00:12:32,899
Chickie: Happy Easter!

409
00:12:32,968 --> 00:12:34,634
Hang on!
Hang on, Chickie!

410
00:12:34,703 --> 00:12:36,002
Mama's coming.

411
00:12:36,071 --> 00:12:37,837
- Happy Easter!
- Hang on. I'm coming.

412
00:12:37,906 --> 00:12:39,873
Baby, I didn't mean
to throw you away.

413
00:12:39,941 --> 00:12:41,307
- Happy Easter!
- Hang on.

414
00:12:42,076 --> 00:12:43,175
I can hear you.

415
00:12:43,244 --> 00:12:45,277
I-I -- oh, I don't hate
this blouse.

416
00:12:45,346 --> 00:12:46,278
Happy Easter!

417
00:12:47,129 --> 00:12:49,330
- This feels very weird.
- Well, it looks great.

418
00:12:49,345 --> 00:12:51,812
Now hinge your right arm
into an L-shape,

419
00:12:51,880 --> 00:12:53,080
keep your hands low,

420
00:12:53,148 --> 00:12:54,881
shift all the weight
into the front foot...

421
00:12:57,252 --> 00:12:58,252
What do I do next?

422
00:12:58,941 --> 00:13:00,273
Fire your golf coach!

423
00:13:01,110 --> 00:13:02,209
No offense, red.

424
00:13:02,277 --> 00:13:03,410
None taken, bald.

425
00:13:03,479 --> 00:13:04,978
Here.

426
00:13:05,047 --> 00:13:06,047
Just do what I do.

427
00:13:06,115 --> 00:13:07,547
What, lose all your hair?

428
00:13:07,615 --> 00:13:09,782
I'm sorry.
I guess I was a little offended.

429
00:13:10,152 --> 00:13:11,485
Do you like dancing?

430
00:13:11,553 --> 00:13:15,022
Yes, and I am much better
doing that than doing this.

431
00:13:15,090 --> 00:13:17,124
Well, this is just like dancing.

432
00:13:17,681 --> 00:13:19,014
Forget everything he said.

433
00:13:19,083 --> 00:13:21,550
It's all about the rhythm.
Follow me.

434
00:13:21,619 --> 00:13:23,819
Swing back.
Follow through.

435
00:13:23,888 --> 00:13:25,320
Uh-huh. Swing back.

436
00:13:25,389 --> 00:13:26,555
Follow through.

437
00:13:26,624 --> 00:13:28,023
Uh-huh. Swing back.

438
00:13:28,893 --> 00:13:30,225
Hey!
‭[ Screams ]

439
00:13:30,294 --> 00:13:32,394
I did it!

440
00:13:32,463 --> 00:13:34,763
You're fired, red.

441
00:13:36,934 --> 00:13:38,667
Level her off.

442
00:13:39,937 --> 00:13:41,270
Good job.

443
00:13:41,338 --> 00:13:43,338
You hear that?
Flawless.

444
00:13:43,407 --> 00:13:44,907
It makes sense
this is second nature.

445
00:13:44,975 --> 00:13:47,509
I've logged a lot of
remote-control hours.

446
00:13:47,578 --> 00:13:49,711
Gus, what would you say
is harder,

447
00:13:49,780 --> 00:13:51,079
R/C or the real thing?

448
00:13:51,148 --> 00:13:52,180
The real thing.

449
00:13:52,249 --> 00:13:53,282
Tough call.

450
00:13:53,350 --> 00:13:55,183
[ Rattling ]

451
00:13:55,252 --> 00:13:56,485
What's rattling back there?

452
00:13:56,554 --> 00:13:57,554
Uh, well, I don't --

453
00:13:57,555 --> 00:13:59,154
I don't know what this thing is.

454
00:13:59,223 --> 00:14:01,023
- My controls.
- Roger that.

455
00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:02,357
That tow bar come loose?

456
00:14:02,426 --> 00:14:03,492
Well, I don't know.

457
00:14:03,561 --> 00:14:04,860
Is...

458
00:14:04,929 --> 00:14:07,162
- Is this -- Is this the tow bar?
- Yeah, that's it.

459
00:14:07,231 --> 00:14:09,231
- Oh, ooh! Sorry, my bag. Sorry, sorry.
‭- No, no,

460
00:14:09,300 --> 00:14:10,832
that's all right.
I got it. I got it.

461
00:14:10,901 --> 00:14:12,134
[ Chuckles ]

462
00:14:12,202 --> 00:14:14,136
Peanut brittle,
could this day get any better?

463
00:14:14,204 --> 00:14:15,804
[ All scream ]

464
00:14:15,873 --> 00:14:17,105
Get the tow bar off the yoke!

465
00:14:17,174 --> 00:14:18,507
No, it's stuck between the seat!

466
00:14:18,576 --> 00:14:20,242
I can't!
Let it go! I got it!

467
00:14:20,311 --> 00:14:22,477
[ Grunts ]
Oh, Gus! Gus!

468
00:14:22,546 --> 00:14:24,680
- [ Gasps ]
- I hate it when Gloria's right.

469
00:14:25,553 --> 00:14:28,519
Gus. Stay with us, Gus.
Oh, my god. Those cheekbones.

470
00:14:28,598 --> 00:14:29,598
You look like J.F.K. Jr.

471
00:14:29,599 --> 00:14:31,633
[ Gasps ]
He looks like J.F.K. Jr.!

472
00:14:32,064 --> 00:14:33,063
I don't know what I'm doing.

473
00:14:33,132 --> 00:14:34,298
Well, put it on autopilot.

474
00:14:34,367 --> 00:14:35,633
- Put it on autopilot!
- There is no autopilot.

475
00:14:35,701 --> 00:14:36,901
This is a lawnmower with wings.

476
00:14:36,936 --> 00:14:38,235
You fly remote control planes!

477
00:14:38,304 --> 00:14:40,403
- Do what you do there!
- I crash them!

478
00:14:40,589 --> 00:14:42,122
That's why I buy them
all the time!

479
00:14:42,191 --> 00:14:44,392
Oh-ho-ho. I was wrong.
I don't want to die this way.

480
00:14:44,413 --> 00:14:46,946
I'll settle for a nice,
boring death at ground level.

481
00:14:47,092 --> 00:14:49,526
Well, technically, we will
be dying at ground level!

482
00:14:49,594 --> 00:14:50,594
[ Both scream ]

483
00:14:50,629 --> 00:14:52,095
I got it! I got it!
I got it!

484
00:14:52,164 --> 00:14:53,596
[ Sighs ]

485
00:14:53,665 --> 00:14:55,432
Aah!
‭[ Exhales deeply ]

486
00:14:56,370 --> 00:14:58,470
Okay.
[ Exhales shallowly ]

487
00:14:58,539 --> 00:14:59,738
- We're good.
- Great.

488
00:14:59,807 --> 00:15:01,006
Just so you know

489
00:15:01,075 --> 00:15:03,576
I completely kept my cool
through that whole thing.

490
00:15:03,644 --> 00:15:05,578
[ Exhales sharply ]

491
00:15:06,623 --> 00:15:09,457
Listen, I know it felt great
to hit a couple of lucky shots.

492
00:15:09,526 --> 00:15:11,625
I hit a whole bucket
of lucky shots.

493
00:15:11,630 --> 00:15:13,230
But there's a limit
to how good you can get

494
00:15:13,231 --> 00:15:15,131
without learning
the proper techniques

495
00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:17,867
I was trying to show you, but --
[ Flute plays Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star ]

496
00:15:17,935 --> 00:15:20,536
- Very good, Lily.
- What did you do?

497
00:15:20,604 --> 00:15:23,272
I just told her to forget
everything and feel the music.

498
00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:25,574
Dad, Manny's gonna teach me
from now on.

499
00:15:25,643 --> 00:15:28,944
Ay, this is the second time
you got fired today, red.

500
00:15:29,013 --> 00:15:30,879
One, two, three.

501
00:15:30,948 --> 00:15:33,482
Look, everybody learns
in different ways.

502
00:15:33,551 --> 00:15:36,819
My intellectual approach
just wasn't right for Gloria,

503
00:15:36,887 --> 00:15:39,254
and it probably
wasn't right for Lily.

504
00:15:39,323 --> 00:15:40,723
It -- it's humbling to admit,

505
00:15:40,791 --> 00:15:43,492
but I'm just too smart to teach.

506
00:15:44,649 --> 00:15:46,682
Be strong.
I'm proud of you.

507
00:15:46,751 --> 00:15:48,017
Thanks.

508
00:15:49,020 --> 00:15:50,853
[ Doorbell rings ]

509
00:15:50,922 --> 00:15:53,523
You know, a lot of girls
would have tried to look sexy

510
00:15:53,591 --> 00:15:55,158
to show him what he's missing.

511
00:15:55,226 --> 00:15:56,426
Is there more to that?

512
00:15:56,494 --> 00:15:58,895
No, just trying
to figure you out.

513
00:15:58,963 --> 00:15:59,996
Okay.

514
00:16:02,767 --> 00:16:03,800
Hello, Sanjay.

515
00:16:03,868 --> 00:16:06,169
Or should we call you
"sans-feelings"?

516
00:16:06,237 --> 00:16:07,237
Start over.

517
00:16:08,173 --> 00:16:09,272
[ Scoffs ]

518
00:16:09,340 --> 00:16:10,673
You left this at my house.

519
00:16:10,742 --> 00:16:12,575
I was going to just cut it up
in tiny little pieces,

520
00:16:12,644 --> 00:16:14,043
but I thought you should have to

521
00:16:14,112 --> 00:16:15,878
look into the eyes
of the person you hurt.

522
00:16:16,667 --> 00:16:18,567
I hope your new little
girlfriend is worth it.

523
00:16:18,636 --> 00:16:20,369
She wasn't.
It was a huge mistake.

524
00:16:20,438 --> 00:16:22,772
I'm not used to girls liking me.
[ Scoffs ]

525
00:16:22,841 --> 00:16:24,607
Stanford girls are all type "A".

526
00:16:24,676 --> 00:16:25,875
They're very aggressive.

527
00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:27,343
I'm in way over my head.

528
00:16:27,926 --> 00:16:30,026
And that's supposed to
make this okay?

529
00:16:30,095 --> 00:16:31,828
No. Nothing's okay.

530
00:16:31,897 --> 00:16:33,296
I'm miserable.

531
00:16:33,365 --> 00:16:34,664
And I miss you every day.

532
00:16:34,733 --> 00:16:36,199
- [ Scoffs ] Yeah, right.
‭- Aww.

533
00:16:36,268 --> 00:16:38,635
- Seriously?
- Oh, well, he seems sincere.

534
00:16:38,704 --> 00:16:40,203
I am.

535
00:16:40,272 --> 00:16:41,938
If I could go back in time,

536
00:16:42,007 --> 00:16:44,641
which the laws of physics
don't disallow,

537
00:16:44,710 --> 00:16:45,942
I never would have hurt you.

538
00:16:46,010 --> 00:16:48,343
Well, if you believe
in the multi-verse,

539
00:16:48,413 --> 00:16:51,014
there currently exists
a bubble of space-time

540
00:16:51,083 --> 00:16:52,115
where you didn't.

541
00:16:53,038 --> 00:16:54,437
I wish we were there.

542
00:16:54,506 --> 00:16:56,207
Oh, my god.
Is this geek foreplay?

543
00:16:56,241 --> 00:16:58,041
'Cause I don't understand
any of this.

544
00:16:58,110 --> 00:17:00,443
If you were so unhappy,
why didn't you contact me?

545
00:17:00,512 --> 00:17:02,011
I was ashamed and embarrassed.

546
00:17:02,079 --> 00:17:04,380
I came to terms with being alone
for the rest of my life.

547
00:17:04,449 --> 00:17:05,582
I'm home for the weekend,

548
00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:07,283
and my parents aren't even here.

549
00:17:07,352 --> 00:17:10,186
- You're parents aren't home?
- That, I understand.

550
00:17:12,391 --> 00:17:13,523
I'm home!

551
00:17:13,592 --> 00:17:14,324
Hi, daddy.

552
00:17:14,393 --> 00:17:15,393
There they are.

553
00:17:15,926 --> 00:17:17,125
There's my family.

554
00:17:17,193 --> 00:17:19,661
- Come here, you little monkey!
‭- Ay, no.

555
00:17:19,729 --> 00:17:21,329
- [ Laughs ]
- How much money did you lose?

556
00:17:21,398 --> 00:17:22,897
I didn't play golf today.

557
00:17:22,966 --> 00:17:24,299
I took a flying lesson.

558
00:17:24,367 --> 00:17:25,700
Hmm?
And how was that?

559
00:17:25,769 --> 00:17:27,302
Uneventful.

560
00:17:27,370 --> 00:17:28,803
Why didn't you tell me about it?

561
00:17:28,872 --> 00:17:30,538
I wanted it to be a surprise.

562
00:17:30,607 --> 00:17:34,042
Oh, well, then I have
a surprise for you, too.

563
00:17:34,110 --> 00:17:35,677
I took a golf lesson.

564
00:17:35,745 --> 00:17:37,244
You're kidding. Why?

565
00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:39,053
To play with you.

566
00:17:39,122 --> 00:17:40,321
That's not gonna happen.

567
00:17:40,389 --> 00:17:43,224
Darlene started playing with Shorty.
She never stops talking.

568
00:17:43,260 --> 00:17:45,894
He had to develop a slice
just to get some alone time.

569
00:17:45,963 --> 00:17:47,095
So what do you want to do?

570
00:17:47,164 --> 00:17:48,697
Fly alone in your little plane?

571
00:17:48,765 --> 00:17:51,967
No. The whole point is to find
something we can do together.

572
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:54,701
I pictured ‭zipping up
to Napa for lunch,

573
00:17:54,769 --> 00:17:56,569
Sedona for a sunset dinner.

574
00:17:56,638 --> 00:17:58,304
You fall asleep
after every meal.

575
00:17:58,373 --> 00:18:00,206
I am not getting on a plane
with you.

576
00:18:00,275 --> 00:18:01,374
That's not true.

577
00:18:01,443 --> 00:18:02,775
You eat
a grilled cheese sandwich

578
00:18:02,844 --> 00:18:04,444
and you can barely make it
to the couch.

579
00:18:04,975 --> 00:18:06,295
Nothing like
a grilled cheese nap.

580
00:18:06,310 --> 00:18:08,710
I don't want you flying around
in a little plane, either.

581
00:18:08,779 --> 00:18:10,779
Well, it's kind of
my life's dream,

582
00:18:10,848 --> 00:18:13,415
but if you want me to stop,
I'll do it for you.

583
00:18:13,823 --> 00:18:15,356
I had a bad dream last night.

584
00:18:15,425 --> 00:18:17,191
I think that
this retirement thing

585
00:18:17,260 --> 00:18:18,826
- is making me very scared.
‭- Mm.

586
00:18:18,895 --> 00:18:19,693
Join the club.

587
00:18:19,762 --> 00:18:21,095
Just not my country club.

588
00:18:21,164 --> 00:18:22,296
[ Chuckles ]

589
00:18:22,365 --> 00:18:24,231
Everything's gonna be okay.

590
00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:25,300
How do you know that?

591
00:18:25,368 --> 00:18:26,634
I don't.

592
00:18:26,702 --> 00:18:28,768
But we both spent the day
trying to do something

593
00:18:28,837 --> 00:18:30,303
we thought would make
the other one happy

594
00:18:30,372 --> 00:18:31,472
and that's a pretty good start.

595
00:18:31,484 --> 00:18:33,551
I guess we just have
to find something

596
00:18:33,620 --> 00:18:34,819
that we have in common,

597
00:18:34,888 --> 00:18:37,121
like a project to do together!

598
00:18:37,190 --> 00:18:40,191
- Hello?
‭- In a minute. Mommy's thinking.

599
00:18:41,916 --> 00:18:43,082
Where the hell is Clutterworth?

600
00:18:43,144 --> 00:18:46,045
On skid row giving
our memories to hobos.

601
00:18:46,114 --> 00:18:47,354
She threw out all my old Vogues.

602
00:18:47,381 --> 00:18:49,081
If I don't know the past,
I'm doomed to re-wear it.

603
00:18:49,150 --> 00:18:50,616
[ Door opens ]
Mom, this time --

604
00:18:50,685 --> 00:18:52,017
Oh, it's just you.

605
00:18:52,086 --> 00:18:53,452
Hey, party people.

606
00:18:53,927 --> 00:18:55,193
Why are you so happy?

607
00:18:55,262 --> 00:18:57,562
Went over to Sanjay's,
got a little closure.

608
00:18:57,631 --> 00:18:59,898
Yeah? Well, some of your
clothes are on inside out.

609
00:18:59,966 --> 00:19:02,000
There you are.
You threw out all my magazines.

610
00:19:02,069 --> 00:19:03,602
Yeah, and if I
hadn't been here,

611
00:19:03,671 --> 00:19:05,271
you would have thrown out
Sanjay's hoodie

612
00:19:05,306 --> 00:19:06,939
and then I would have never
gotten the chance to return it,

613
00:19:07,008 --> 00:19:09,408
and then he never would have
declared his undying love for me.

614
00:19:10,077 --> 00:19:11,343
That's right. I'm back.

615
00:19:11,412 --> 00:19:13,078
And you took my lucky stick.

616
00:19:13,147 --> 00:19:14,313
I love that stick.

617
00:19:14,382 --> 00:19:16,081
I was holding it
when I found my favorite rock.

618
00:19:16,150 --> 00:19:17,249
Oh, my god.

619
00:19:17,318 --> 00:19:18,651
Please tell me
you didn't throw out Rocky.

620
00:19:19,395 --> 00:19:20,528
You're right.

621
00:19:20,597 --> 00:19:22,430
You're all right.
I'm a terrible mother.

622
00:19:22,498 --> 00:19:23,598
I'm sorry.

623
00:19:23,665 --> 00:19:24,864
What is happening?

624
00:19:24,933 --> 00:19:26,499
Is it after 5:00 already?

625
00:19:26,568 --> 00:19:28,768
- Hey, you're back.
- Dad, something's wrong.

626
00:19:28,837 --> 00:19:29,837
Mom's apologizing.

627
00:19:30,472 --> 00:19:31,571
No, we checked.

628
00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:33,340
I couldn't save Chickie.

629
00:19:33,408 --> 00:19:36,176
And think about all the others
I didn't save --

630
00:19:36,245 --> 00:19:38,979
Malibu Barbie,
Pink Bunny Pillow,

631
00:19:39,047 --> 00:19:40,413
Stretch Armstrong.

632
00:19:40,509 --> 00:19:43,310
Wait. You threw away
my Stretch Armstrong?

633
00:19:43,378 --> 00:19:45,078
Yes. It's gone.
They are all gone.

634
00:19:45,147 --> 00:19:47,047
Years of stress cleaning
has eradicated

635
00:19:47,115 --> 00:19:48,715
a lifetime of precious memories.

636
00:19:49,790 --> 00:19:51,956
Well, what if it hasn't?

637
00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:54,726
Are you suggesting an alternate
universe that parallels reality?

638
00:19:54,795 --> 00:19:58,630
I'm suggesting a storage unit
that parallels the freeway.

639
00:20:01,711 --> 00:20:02,943
Oh, my god.

640
00:20:03,012 --> 00:20:04,879
It's all our old stuff.

641
00:20:04,947 --> 00:20:06,447
Ah! My first bike!

642
00:20:06,516 --> 00:20:08,816
- My Van Gogh project!
- My first phone!

643
00:20:08,885 --> 00:20:10,084
Yes, I'll hold for Lizzie McGuire.

644
00:20:10,153 --> 00:20:12,253
So all of those trips
to the donation bin...

645
00:20:12,321 --> 00:20:14,054
I didn't always make it.
[ Sighs ]

646
00:20:14,123 --> 00:20:15,923
- Are you mad?
‭- It's amazing.

647
00:20:15,992 --> 00:20:17,791
See? I'm controlling my woman.

648
00:20:17,860 --> 00:20:19,894
Oh, this is totally
back in style.

649
00:20:19,962 --> 00:20:21,929
- Oh, my god! Twister!
- Luke: [ Chuckles ]

650
00:20:21,998 --> 00:20:23,230
Me, too.

651
00:20:23,299 --> 00:20:24,299
I'm...

652
00:20:24,323 --> 00:20:25,267
_

653
00:20:25,268 --> 00:20:26,433
Hey...

654
00:20:26,502 --> 00:20:28,002
It's no...

655
00:20:28,026 --> 00:20:29,004
_

656
00:20:31,174 --> 00:20:32,773
You just take
that nutty energy of yours

657
00:20:32,842 --> 00:20:34,341
and put it to good use
at the office,

658
00:20:34,410 --> 00:20:36,250
and we'll be waiting for you
when you get home.

659
00:20:36,312 --> 00:20:38,946
You know we already claimed
all this stuff on our taxes, right?

660
00:20:39,015 --> 00:20:41,582
- There's my girl.
- Yeah.

661
00:20:43,010 --> 00:20:44,542
It wasn't easy, but I got it!

662
00:20:44,851 --> 00:20:45,516
[ Cheers and applause ]
Chickie!

663
00:20:45,584 --> 00:20:46,617
Oh, honey.

664
00:20:46,685 --> 00:20:48,018
A little sticky, huh?

665
00:20:48,063 --> 00:20:49,063
Chickie: Happy Easter!

666
00:20:49,131 --> 00:20:51,664
Oh! Is that really
all it says?

667
00:20:51,737 --> 00:20:52,903
- Claire: Yeah.
- I feel like it used to say more.

668
00:20:52,972 --> 00:20:54,138
[ Both chuckle ]

669
00:20:54,466 --> 00:20:56,766
- Chickie: Happy Easter!
- Mom, stop squeezing it.

670
00:20:56,836 --> 00:20:59,336
- I'm n-- I'm not. I'm not squeezing it.
- Chickie: Happy Easter!

671
00:20:59,405 --> 00:21:00,905
It's really annoying.
[ Chuckles ]

672
00:21:00,973 --> 00:21:02,306
- I'm not doing anythi..
- Chickie: Happy Easter!

673
00:21:02,375 --> 00:21:03,507
- So many good memories, though.
‭- Yep.

674
00:21:03,576 --> 00:21:04,408
- Yep.
‭- Chickie: Happy Easter!

675
00:21:04,476 --> 00:21:05,808
Yeah, I-I really cannot sleep

676
00:21:05,878 --> 00:21:07,177
with that going on all night.

677
00:21:07,246 --> 00:21:08,412
Happy Easter!
[ Groans ]

678
00:21:09,415 --> 00:21:11,048
- Rocky? What's that for?
- Happy Easter!

679
00:21:11,117 --> 00:21:12,249
You know what it's for.

680
00:21:13,618 --> 00:21:14,785
Chickie: Happy Easter!

681
00:21:16,927 --> 00:21:18,028
Happy Easter!

682
00:21:19,896 --> 00:21:20,929
Happy Eas--
[ Thumps ]

683
00:21:20,953 --> 00:21:22,953
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