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[MP4] Modern Family S06E23 (720p) Crying Out Loud - HDTV [KoTuWa]
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Mom, come on,
I need to get to school.
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Isn't today Senior Ditch Day?
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Today is Ditch Day? No way
you're ditching Ditch Day.
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It's like the best
week of Senior year.
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Day.
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Unlike this house, the library
will be completely quiet,
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so I can focus
on my roommate selection.
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How long can picking
a nerdy roommate take?
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You're all versions of you.
Look.
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Indian you. Blonde you.
Asian you.
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Oh look! Her name
is actually you!
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Skipping one day of school
isn't gonna do any harm.
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I ditched plenty,
and look at me today.
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I am fielding
multiple job offers.
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One job offer.
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From a very prominent
hotel chain
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weighed against
the implied offer of staying
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- at my current job --
- Working for you dad.
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Exactly!
And I could never leave grandpa,
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so I am going to say "no"
to the first offer --
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Only offer.
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Even though I would have made
an excellent
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Regional Vice President
in charge of promotions.
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She is great at promotion.
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That title gets longer
every time I hear it.
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Come on, don't go to school.
Girls' day!
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We'll swing by the mall.
You could use a new everything.
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Girls, get in the car.
Luke's hurt.
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- Oh, my god.
- What happened?
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He collapsed on the way
to school.
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He's in the hospital.
Come on.
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What's wrong with Luke?
Why'd he collapsed?
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[ Seat belts click ]
I heard he was dead!
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[ Alex and Haley scream ]
Ha ha, you care about me.
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- Ugh.
- Got 'em good, buddy.
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Nobody's dead!
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Look out!
[ Car horn honks ]
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- Oh, sorry!
- Are you out of your mind?!
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Alex, you have worked
so insanely hard this year.
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You deserve this ditch day
more than anyone. So guess what?
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We're going to
California Adventure.
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Whoo!
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Without mom!
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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All: [ Chanting ] - Ditch day!
- Ditch day! Ditch day!
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Is this a high holiday
for you people?
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That's it. I'm doing it.
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I'm throwing out all my socks
and starting over.
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And they say Tina was brave
for leaving Ike. [ Chuckles ]
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Oh, ow! Oh, god. That hurts.
[ Winces ]
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Oh, my gosh.
You cut yourself.
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Hey!
Don't get blood in my eggs.
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[ Sighs ]
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We're getting concerned
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that Lily hasn't developed
an adequate sense of empathy.
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Insofar as she doesn't have
any at all.
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[ Whirring ] Okay, that's good.
I can feel that working.
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I know.
I can finally breathe.
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[ Sighs heavily ]
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I can't hear myself think!
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[ Plug thuds, whirring stops ]
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Nice preview
of our sunset years.
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She literally
pulled the plug on us.
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Claire: I wasn't gonna mention
the other job offer to my dad,
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but I didn't want him
just hearing about it,
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so after wrestling with it
all day, I decided to tell him.
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Hey, you're in early.
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Are you ready to have a laugh?
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- Janice's haircut?
- Ugh.
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Give her some slack. She just
went through a breakup...
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With a woman, I assume,
based on the haircut.
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No, it's even funnier.
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Uh, so you know how hard
I've been working on
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the Grand Royal Hotel account?
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Not giving raises
till next year, but go on.
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They offered me a job.
[ Exhales ]
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Crazy, right?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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I mean, maybe not "crazy,"
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but trying to poach
the boss's daughter?
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I must have impressed 'em.
[ Chuckles ]
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You gotta take this offer.
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[ Inhales sharply ] What?
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Higher salary, better benefits.
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I mean, you might
have to travel more,
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which is time away from Phil.
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Nothing but upside.
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He was right.
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It was a great opportunity.
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I may have been a bit hasty
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turning down that job offer
so quickly.
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Um, do you think
you could give me a day or two
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to think about it?
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Yes, it would mean leaving
my dad, but this was business.
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It wasn't personal.
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Plus, clearly my father
doesn't care if I live or die.
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Hey, will I still get wise
without my wisdom teeth?
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- You get it? [ Giggles ]
- Every time.
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Why don't I hold on to
the painkillers? [ Pills rattling ]
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Now I'm sad.
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They're right here.
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I'll give you
one when you need one.
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No, Kylie said she'd meet me at
the dentist and she never came.
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Ay, I know, papi, I'm so sorry,
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but I'm gonna get you a very
nice pillow from your bedroom.
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She wants me to go away with her
to Drama Camp this summer,
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and then she doesn't even
show up today?
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Maybe Kylie changed her mind
about camp.
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Maybe she plans to be with many
men and she doesn't deserve you.
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I hid it very well from Manny,
but I hated that girl.
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She was getting too serious
too fast.
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I'm so sorry.
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My volleyball practice went long
and then my phone died.
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I want to kiss you,
but I have surgery breath.
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Aw! Just make sure you're
back in kissing shape
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in time for us
to go to camp together.
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Why do I keep smelling
strawberries?
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What did they do to me?
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It's the milkshake
I brought you.
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[ Chuckles ]
Oh, and look.
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I usually wait till you're
not looking, then I look.
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- The scarf you gave me, you dog!
- Oh.
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Actually,
now's a good time to look
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'cause I kinda see four of them.
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I got a couple pills in me.
[ Giggles ]
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All: [ Chanting ]
Ditch day. Ditch day. Ditch day.
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Ditch...
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Wow. 15 minutes.
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When you didn't stop
while we were getting gas,
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I thought it might
just go on forever.
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Sweet Myrna Loy!
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Phil: Wow.
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Haley: Dad, you know it's not
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a movie called
"Demolition Notice," right?
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Phil: I built this theater
with these two hands...
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Plus the 28 hands of
14 other guys.
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- You... built this.
- Renovated it.
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Before I got into real estate,
I worked construction.
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You... worked construction.
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Yeah, stop staying it like that.
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I put 10 months of my life
into this place.
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I'd love to look around
one last time
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before they tear
the old girl down.
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- Wow.
- Oh, well, sucks to be getting old.
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You know what?
We're bustin' in.
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How?
Smash a window with a brick?
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[ Chuckles ]
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I had something a little more
elegant in mind.
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I think you forget that
I gave birth to this building.
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I know her strengths...
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And... her weaknesses.
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[ Door rattling ]
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Did you see a brick?
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So I walked into
to dad's office,
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and he is holding
a picture of me,
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looking at it
with tears welling in his eyes.
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Oh, dad was never that emotional
when were were growing up.
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I know. That's what makes
this whole thing so hard!
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Maybe Lily
hasn't learned empathy
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because she hasn't seen it
from me, you know?
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Could we maybe
stay on my problem
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until the bread comes?
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I'm sorry. It sounded like
you were done. Sorry.
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So, the way I left things
with the hotel company
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is that I need a little more
time to decide, but honestly,
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I think I'm gonna tell 'em no.
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I mean, how could I leave dad
after what I saw?
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It's just -- it's heartbreaking.
[ Sighs ]
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Oh, I could cry.
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- Thank you.
- Maybe if Lily saw me cry,
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she would see that it's okay
to be that way,
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especially coming from me,
her stoic dad who never cries.
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Oh, come on,
you had to be done that time.
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You know what? You're right.
Let's do you.
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Your problem is
bigger than mine anyway,
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'cause if your plan is to cry
in front of Lily...
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[ Whispers ] Forget it.
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You're too emotionally
constipated.
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You know, i-i know
you're joking, Claire,
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but sometimes...
Sometimes words hurt, you know?
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And to think that
my own sister...
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[ Voice breaks ] My own sister
would accuse me of --
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[ normal voice ]
Oh, screw it.
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I'll just work up some tears
with a sad movie. It's fine.
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- Mom?
- Ah! You're awake.
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How you feeling?
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Aw. You bought me a balloon.
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What?
And a Teddy bear.
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When did you buy all this stuff?
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Uh... When --
When you were asleep
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and I got you
a strawberry milkshake.
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Mom, you're the best.
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He couldn't remember a thing.
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All I had to do was to get him
past the 5:00 deadline
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so that he couldn't go
on that trip with Kylie.
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I know what happens at camp.
I've seen "Meatballs."
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I still can't believe
Kylie flaked on me.
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I thought she really liked me.
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I guess not.
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Time for more pills, baby.
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Really?
I'm already so loopy.
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We have to get ahead
of the pain.
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Maybe she texted me.
Have you seen my phone?
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Is it over there?
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I don't see it.
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What are you doing?
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Eh... Hugging!
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You're so sweet.
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But I don't think these pills
are really doing anything.
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[ Grunts ]
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Does this place look familiar?
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Alex: Oh, yeah. This is where
we were all murdered.
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No, silly. This is where you
girls saw your first movie.
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Halfway through
"Hare-abian Nights,"
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I looked over, and your little
heads were pressed together
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like the cutest teepee ever.
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And where was I during
all of this family fun?
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Buddy, the three of us
were having a girls' day.
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You get it.
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This way.
Over here by the screen.
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[ Wheels squeak ]
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So...
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[ Grunts ]
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While I was still building
this place,
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I snuck back here with you guys
after work one day, and...
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Check it out.
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Aw, dad!
Are those our feet?
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Look at how tiny!
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Where's my footprints?
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Um... I guess that's you.
Anyway...
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That looks like a baby head.
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I was struggling with these two.
You were all squirmy.
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I'm not gonna apologize
over and over.
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Come on, let's grab this thing.
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Grab what, the cement?
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This place is gonna
be rubble in a few days.
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I want a memento.
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- Let's do it! - All right, well,
this seems more like boys' work,
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so you guys take your time
on that, okay?
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Super fun adventure!
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Okay,
so that's at least an hour.
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There's a mall
across the street.
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I'm calling a car
and going to school.
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00:08:56,784 --> 00:08:59,268
Caltech needs
my roommate selection by --
246
00:08:59,810 --> 00:09:01,361
Whoa.
What's your problem?
247
00:09:01,395 --> 00:09:03,663
What's yours? You're just gonna
leave without telling dad?
248
00:09:03,665 --> 00:09:05,215
You were just about to
take me to a mall.
249
00:09:05,266 --> 00:09:07,567
Okay, if you can't
see the difference...
250
00:09:07,618 --> 00:09:09,235
Look, I'm sorry
I've got better things to do
251
00:09:09,237 --> 00:09:11,304
than go shop or sit in some
creepy old movie theater
252
00:09:11,339 --> 00:09:12,889
where we used to watch cartoons.
253
00:09:12,940 --> 00:09:14,708
I get it.
You're beyond all of us now.
254
00:09:14,742 --> 00:09:17,177
Go pick out your playmates
at nerd academy.
255
00:09:17,211 --> 00:09:18,511
[ Scoffs ] Fine.
256
00:09:18,546 --> 00:09:20,780
I'll just pick out
my roommate here then.
257
00:09:20,815 --> 00:09:22,916
Sorry I'm so excited
about college.
258
00:09:22,918 --> 00:09:24,651
Apology not accepted.
259
00:09:24,685 --> 00:09:26,820
I wasn't actually apologizing,
so...
260
00:09:26,871 --> 00:09:27,921
Phil: Found the light!
261
00:09:27,955 --> 00:09:30,223
[ Plug thuds ]
Luke: Found the chisel!
262
00:09:30,274 --> 00:09:32,258
Phil: Ow! Found the broom.
263
00:09:32,293 --> 00:09:34,627
[ Objects clatter ]
[ Haley and Alex giggle ]
264
00:09:35,680 --> 00:09:38,248
[ Sentimental music playing on TV ]
[ Crying ] No, no.
265
00:09:38,299 --> 00:09:39,683
Mitchell? What's wrong?
266
00:09:39,717 --> 00:09:41,651
I feel like Lily's inability
to show feelings
267
00:09:41,701 --> 00:09:44,053
- for other people might be my fault.
- Oh, honey.
268
00:09:44,087 --> 00:09:45,921
I think that, too,
but just take comfort in knowing
269
00:09:45,923 --> 00:09:47,773
you got there on your own.
270
00:09:47,824 --> 00:09:49,658
I'm watching
"The Bridges of Madison County"
271
00:09:49,709 --> 00:09:51,760
because it's the only thing
that makes me cry. [ Sniffles ]
272
00:09:51,811 --> 00:09:53,229
When she gets home,
273
00:09:53,263 --> 00:09:55,831
I'm going to turn this off
and pretend I was reading this.
274
00:09:55,833 --> 00:09:57,433
"Typhoon flattens orphanage"?
275
00:09:57,467 --> 00:09:59,101
Yeah, that's sad, right?
276
00:09:59,135 --> 00:10:00,803
Now -- now get out of here,
because she's going to be home
277
00:10:00,837 --> 00:10:02,571
any second, and
I'm trying to stay sad.
278
00:10:02,573 --> 00:10:03,872
Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Just to clarify,
279
00:10:03,923 --> 00:10:05,557
the only thing
that makes you cry...
280
00:10:05,592 --> 00:10:06,892
[ Movie stops ]
That truly resonates with you
281
00:10:06,943 --> 00:10:10,446
on a deep, emotional level
is a film about someone...
282
00:10:10,480 --> 00:10:13,816
[ Voice breaks ] who's trapped
in a loveless marriage?
283
00:10:13,867 --> 00:10:14,867
Okay, Cam, please go.
284
00:10:14,901 --> 00:10:16,085
I'm starting not to feel
anything.
285
00:10:16,119 --> 00:10:18,337
Do you know how hurtful
that is? [ Cries ]
286
00:10:18,388 --> 00:10:19,671
Lily: I'm home!
[ Door closes in distance ]
287
00:10:19,722 --> 00:10:21,523
And now I'm not crying. Great.
[ Crying ]
288
00:10:21,574 --> 00:10:23,725
Hey, sweetie.
Hi. How was your day?
289
00:10:23,816 --> 00:10:25,749
Better than hers.
What's wrong now?
290
00:10:25,784 --> 00:10:27,635
Daddy's just having a moment.
291
00:10:27,686 --> 00:10:29,653
He's always having a moment.
292
00:10:29,688 --> 00:10:32,456
[ Gasps ] Oh, wait. Oh, my gosh.
I-i just realized something.
293
00:10:32,458 --> 00:10:35,225
What, that our marriage bed is
a 1,200 thread-count charade?
294
00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:36,927
No, maybe this isn't my fault.
295
00:10:36,978 --> 00:10:39,663
Maybe Lily can't show empathy
because you're always crying.
296
00:10:39,807 --> 00:10:41,273
- Oh, so it's my fault?
- Yes.
297
00:10:41,324 --> 00:10:43,375
You've totally desensitized her
to normal emotions.
298
00:10:43,597 --> 00:10:46,349
- That's not true!
- And now you wanna cry,
299
00:10:46,383 --> 00:10:50,253
because she won't cry
because you're always crying.
300
00:10:50,304 --> 00:10:51,554
[ Voice breaks ] And you would
only know that
301
00:10:51,605 --> 00:10:53,056
because you do love me!
302
00:10:53,058 --> 00:10:54,891
- Yeah.
- Oh!
303
00:10:54,893 --> 00:10:56,025
Yeah.
304
00:10:57,076 --> 00:10:57,676
Hey!
305
00:10:57,740 --> 00:10:59,090
Hi, honey. What's up?
306
00:10:59,124 --> 00:11:00,358
Well, I just wanted
to let you know
307
00:11:00,409 --> 00:11:02,427
I turned down
that hotel job offer.
308
00:11:02,599 --> 00:11:03,900
How come?
309
00:11:03,934 --> 00:11:05,268
Some things are just
more important than money,
310
00:11:05,270 --> 00:11:06,736
and for me
that includes my fam--
311
00:11:06,770 --> 00:11:08,688
[ buzzing ]
Man, that smarts.
312
00:11:08,739 --> 00:11:09,772
What are you doing?
313
00:11:09,823 --> 00:11:11,024
Just trimming the hedges.
314
00:11:11,075 --> 00:11:12,442
I saw a low-angle photo of me
the other day.
315
00:11:12,493 --> 00:11:13,943
I looked like a snorted a rabbi.
316
00:11:13,945 --> 00:11:15,278
[ Chuckles nervously ]
317
00:11:15,329 --> 00:11:18,748
And -- and -- and you're using
a picture of me as your mirror?
318
00:11:18,782 --> 00:11:20,583
[ Laughs ] Oh, it is you!
319
00:11:20,617 --> 00:11:21,651
Mm.
[ Clippers buzz ]
320
00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:30,641
Hey, is that my phone?
321
00:11:30,675 --> 00:11:31,708
Ah, yes!
322
00:11:31,743 --> 00:11:33,577
I found it
while you were asleep.
323
00:11:33,579 --> 00:11:35,863
Um, let me put it back in
your bedroom until you wake up.
324
00:11:35,897 --> 00:11:37,664
Oh, Kylie texted me.
325
00:11:37,699 --> 00:11:39,733
She sent me a photo
of me and her.
326
00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:40,868
Sitting right here.
327
00:11:40,902 --> 00:11:42,503
Oh, maybe she sneak in
328
00:11:42,537 --> 00:11:45,189
while I was getting you
all those nice stuff.
329
00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:46,423
But you're behind me,
330
00:11:46,457 --> 00:11:48,675
staring at us with
a terrible look on your face.
331
00:11:48,726 --> 00:11:51,495
Oh, that's impossible.
I never take a bad picture.
332
00:11:51,937 --> 00:11:54,437
Are you trying to sabotage
my relationship with Kylie?
333
00:11:54,472 --> 00:11:55,772
[ Sighs ]
334
00:11:55,806 --> 00:11:59,259
Her clothes are too tight,
her heels are too high,
335
00:11:59,293 --> 00:12:00,460
she's so loud, and --
336
00:12:00,511 --> 00:12:02,145
And I hate how
she smothers you!
337
00:12:02,196 --> 00:12:05,098
[ Chuckles ] Oh, my god.
You're describing yourself.
338
00:12:05,607 --> 00:12:07,908
No!
My clothes are not that...
339
00:12:07,943 --> 00:12:09,827
My heels are...
340
00:12:09,878 --> 00:12:12,229
I am not... loud.
341
00:12:12,280 --> 00:12:13,981
I'm dating my mother!
342
00:12:14,015 --> 00:12:15,950
Ugh. Oh, gross.
343
00:12:15,984 --> 00:12:17,067
Excuse me?
344
00:12:17,118 --> 00:12:19,970
I used to like her,
but now it's ruined.
345
00:12:20,405 --> 00:12:23,490
Please. There are worse things
than dating your own mother.
346
00:12:23,524 --> 00:12:24,825
- Like what?
- You know what?
347
00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:26,009
I don't like this attitude,
348
00:12:26,043 --> 00:12:27,727
and I am sure that Kylie
won't like it either.
349
00:12:27,779 --> 00:12:30,781
Maybe you do need somebody
like her to keep you in line
350
00:12:30,832 --> 00:12:32,466
while I am not around.
351
00:12:33,094 --> 00:12:34,393
What are you doing?
352
00:12:34,427 --> 00:12:35,744
I am sending your application
to Drama Camp.
353
00:12:35,795 --> 00:12:36,962
We still have two minutes.
354
00:12:37,013 --> 00:12:37,930
Mom, don't you dare.
355
00:12:37,981 --> 00:12:39,815
[ Groans ]
356
00:12:39,866 --> 00:12:41,750
Okay, name, age...
357
00:12:41,785 --> 00:12:44,019
Street name?
Like you're in a gang?
358
00:12:44,053 --> 00:12:45,404
I don't want to go to camp
with Kylie now!
359
00:12:45,438 --> 00:12:46,872
It's disgusting!
[ Cell phone alert chimes ]
360
00:12:46,923 --> 00:12:48,090
Oh, look.
361
00:12:48,141 --> 00:12:49,691
We got another text from Ky--
Ay, ay, ay.
362
00:12:49,742 --> 00:12:51,960
She sent a picture of her
in a bikini!
363
00:12:52,011 --> 00:12:53,145
She did?
364
00:12:53,179 --> 00:12:54,563
You -- you can just go ahead
and hit "send."
365
00:12:54,614 --> 00:12:57,165
No. You're not going to go
to camp with a girl like that.
366
00:12:57,216 --> 00:12:59,484
Oh, my god.
Mom, you're crazy!
367
00:13:00,217 --> 00:13:02,151
Yes. No. Yes. No.
368
00:13:02,202 --> 00:13:04,086
You hate
every single girl I like.
369
00:13:04,088 --> 00:13:06,022
You have to start letting me
make my own decisions,
370
00:13:06,073 --> 00:13:08,624
or everything everybody says
about me is true --
371
00:13:08,626 --> 00:13:10,359
I'm a giant mama's boy.
372
00:13:10,394 --> 00:13:12,328
Do they really call you that?
373
00:13:12,330 --> 00:13:14,096
Yes.
Now is that what you want?
374
00:13:16,134 --> 00:13:17,652
Okay, fine.
375
00:13:17,686 --> 00:13:21,422
If you want to go, go.
[ Taps key ]
376
00:13:21,456 --> 00:13:24,642
Thank you.
377
00:13:24,693 --> 00:13:26,494
I have that same bikini.
378
00:13:30,527 --> 00:13:32,829
Phil: Okay, we're gonna need
a crow bar or something
379
00:13:32,863 --> 00:13:34,063
to lift this thing.
380
00:13:34,098 --> 00:13:35,798
You look back there,
and I'll check these shelves.
381
00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:37,567
[ Ladder rattles ]
382
00:13:38,001 --> 00:13:40,285
Hmm.
Anything up there?
383
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,853
Not a thing, buddy.
384
00:13:41,855 --> 00:13:44,289
[ Alex and Haley giggle ]
Phil: I feel like I saw some sort of a...
385
00:13:44,340 --> 00:13:45,791
Are they aware...?
386
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,159
Not a chance.
387
00:13:47,193 --> 00:13:48,577
Luke: Maybe we can use this
broom handle to pry it loose.
388
00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:52,030
No, that won't work. Oh, no.
[ Bucket clatters ]
389
00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:53,765
[ Strained voice ] Yes, it will.
[ Crack, clatter ]
390
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:55,951
[ Giggles ]
Phil: Come on!
391
00:13:55,985 --> 00:13:57,836
[ Bucket thuds ]
392
00:13:57,870 --> 00:13:58,971
That was close.
393
00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:00,055
[ Groans ]
394
00:14:00,106 --> 00:14:03,942
[ Alex and Haley laughing ]
[ Clatter ]
395
00:14:03,977 --> 00:14:06,545
Sorry I was a jerk earlier.
396
00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:07,579
Phil: Come on!
397
00:14:08,062 --> 00:14:09,129
I'm actually having a lot of fun
398
00:14:09,164 --> 00:14:10,481
watching cartoons
with you again.
399
00:14:10,515 --> 00:14:13,283
Ah, it was my fault.
I'm just a little...
400
00:14:13,334 --> 00:14:14,718
[ Phil speaking indistinctly ]
401
00:14:14,752 --> 00:14:16,186
Are you ever gonna call me?
402
00:14:17,121 --> 00:14:17,955
What?
403
00:14:18,929 --> 00:14:22,081
It's just something I've -- I've
been wondering about, you know.
404
00:14:22,115 --> 00:14:24,984
Like, we live together,
so you don't have to call me,
405
00:14:25,018 --> 00:14:26,719
and once you're off
at brainy school,
406
00:14:26,753 --> 00:14:29,539
surrounded by a bunch of
brainy brains... [ giggles ]
407
00:14:29,590 --> 00:14:31,307
Are we gonna be friends?
408
00:14:31,358 --> 00:14:33,493
What are you talking about?
You're my sister.
409
00:14:33,494 --> 00:14:35,327
Oh, right. Yeah, sisters.
410
00:14:35,361 --> 00:14:38,430
Like, we're obligated to
see each other on Thanksgiving,
411
00:14:38,464 --> 00:14:40,198
Christmas...
[ Objects thud and clatter ]
412
00:14:40,249 --> 00:14:42,050
- Luke's funeral.
- Luke: I'm fine!
413
00:14:42,101 --> 00:14:43,568
[ Scoffs ]
[ Metal clinks ]
414
00:14:46,005 --> 00:14:47,823
Uh-oh.
"Uh-oh" what?
415
00:14:47,857 --> 00:14:48,990
[ Water squirts ]
Nothing.
416
00:14:49,041 --> 00:14:50,375
What did you do?
417
00:14:50,426 --> 00:14:51,676
I was following your orders.
418
00:14:52,095 --> 00:14:53,495
I'm surprised you didn't ask me
to stand on top
419
00:14:53,530 --> 00:14:55,597
and saw around myself
in a circle.
420
00:14:55,632 --> 00:14:57,049
Why do we even need
this stupid thing?
421
00:14:57,100 --> 00:14:59,301
Because they're tearing down
the only thing I've ever built.
422
00:14:59,336 --> 00:15:01,154
Just stand there.
We can still do this.
423
00:15:01,205 --> 00:15:03,089
Yeah, it's great being
a real estate agent --
424
00:15:03,140 --> 00:15:04,924
My face is on billboards
and pens.
425
00:15:04,975 --> 00:15:06,242
I have a balloon budget.
426
00:15:06,277 --> 00:15:08,711
But none of it ever lasts.
Once this place is gone,
427
00:15:08,746 --> 00:15:11,347
they're won't be anything I can
point to and say, "I made that."
428
00:15:11,349 --> 00:15:13,416
Uh-oh.
[ Water squirting ]
429
00:15:13,450 --> 00:15:15,334
What did you do?
What does it look like?!
430
00:15:15,386 --> 00:15:16,769
I sprung a leak!
431
00:15:16,804 --> 00:15:19,322
[ Haley and Alex laugh ]
432
00:15:19,324 --> 00:15:21,841
Phil: There's gotta be
a water shut-off!
433
00:15:24,946 --> 00:15:26,447
Haley...
[ Creaking ]
434
00:15:26,481 --> 00:15:28,782
[ Sighs ] I'm sorry
if I've been acting like
435
00:15:28,833 --> 00:15:31,135
I didn't wanna hang out
with you lately.
436
00:15:31,612 --> 00:15:33,273
Or... ever.
437
00:15:33,902 --> 00:15:35,836
Don't worry about it.
438
00:15:36,061 --> 00:15:37,128
I'm not worried.
439
00:15:37,859 --> 00:15:39,160
We'll probably be even closer
440
00:15:39,194 --> 00:15:41,062
once we're not actually
caged in together.
441
00:15:41,096 --> 00:15:43,431
I'll be calling you
all the time. [ Scoffs ]
442
00:15:43,482 --> 00:15:47,435
Think about it -- I'm about to
live on a campus full of Alexes.
443
00:15:47,469 --> 00:15:48,970
That's bound to get annoying.
444
00:15:48,972 --> 00:15:53,174
And when it does, who better to
deal with an Alex than you?
445
00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:02,401
I made that.
446
00:16:02,436 --> 00:16:04,070
Hey, you wanted to see me?
447
00:16:04,121 --> 00:16:06,506
- Just got off the phone with Dan Signer.
- Who?
448
00:16:06,557 --> 00:16:09,475
- He's one of the big mucks
at the Grand Royal Hotels. - Oh.
449
00:16:09,526 --> 00:16:11,277
They're thinking about
dropping our account.
450
00:16:11,328 --> 00:16:13,546
Something about you
turning down the job offer.
451
00:16:13,597 --> 00:16:15,665
- Well...
- And then accepting it,
452
00:16:15,699 --> 00:16:18,951
and then turning it down,
and then accepting it again.
453
00:16:19,059 --> 00:16:20,660
Why are you jerking him around?
454
00:16:20,711 --> 00:16:22,095
You're worse than Claudia.
455
00:16:22,129 --> 00:16:24,697
- Who's Claudia?
- Janice's ex-girlfriend.
456
00:16:24,732 --> 00:16:26,365
She strung her along
for eight years,
457
00:16:26,417 --> 00:16:28,768
now they're in a custody battle
over two Labradors.
458
00:16:28,802 --> 00:16:30,753
Am I the only one
that got stuck in the break room
459
00:16:30,787 --> 00:16:31,821
with her today?
460
00:16:31,823 --> 00:16:33,289
Okay, dad, look.
If it'll help,
461
00:16:33,323 --> 00:16:34,507
I'll call the hotel people and
I'll straighten all this out.
462
00:16:34,558 --> 00:16:37,026
I don't think more calls
from you is the answer,
463
00:16:37,028 --> 00:16:38,361
and by the way,
464
00:16:38,363 --> 00:16:39,679
I don't think you're gonna get
that job anymore.
465
00:16:39,713 --> 00:16:41,931
Fine! I don't care!
I don't care!
466
00:16:41,965 --> 00:16:43,583
I never wanted that job
in the first place!
467
00:16:43,617 --> 00:16:46,285
Well, then why did you tell me
about it in the first place?
468
00:16:46,399 --> 00:16:48,300
Because I wanted you to tell me
not to take the job
469
00:16:48,334 --> 00:16:49,701
because I'm your daughter!
470
00:16:49,736 --> 00:16:51,136
You know,
the thing behind the mirror
471
00:16:51,170 --> 00:16:53,972
that you... trim
your nose hairs with?
472
00:16:55,632 --> 00:16:57,817
Don't you even care
if I stay or go?
473
00:16:57,819 --> 00:16:58,868
Of course I do.
474
00:16:58,919 --> 00:17:00,853
Well, you don't show it.
475
00:17:00,889 --> 00:17:03,457
Well, maybe because I didn't
want that to be a factor.
476
00:17:03,491 --> 00:17:05,526
It would kill me if I thought
that what I felt
477
00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:07,444
would hold you back from getting
something that you wanted.
478
00:17:07,495 --> 00:17:09,997
But trust me,
when I saw that job offer,
479
00:17:10,031 --> 00:17:12,065
my heart almost fell
out of my chest.
480
00:17:12,067 --> 00:17:13,934
I love us working together!
481
00:17:14,495 --> 00:17:16,430
Thanks. Okay, then.
482
00:17:17,764 --> 00:17:19,149
"Okay, then"?
483
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:22,269
I pour my heart out,
and that's all I get?
484
00:17:22,303 --> 00:17:24,271
One time my dad said,
"nice game, kid."
485
00:17:24,409 --> 00:17:26,342
I had eye black streaming down
my cheeks,
486
00:17:26,393 --> 00:17:28,778
but all I get is, "okay, then"?
487
00:17:28,829 --> 00:17:33,148
I mean, i-i probably don't
say it as much as I should,
488
00:17:33,183 --> 00:17:34,783
but I'm proud of you, kid.
489
00:17:34,834 --> 00:17:36,001
Got it.
490
00:17:36,052 --> 00:17:37,886
- Jay?
- Hey, Dan!
491
00:17:38,032 --> 00:17:39,449
Gee, I didn't think
you'd show up in person.
492
00:17:39,451 --> 00:17:41,802
Claire, this is the big cheese,
Dan Signer.
493
00:17:41,854 --> 00:17:43,821
Hi, Mr. Signer.
Such a pleasure to meet you.
494
00:17:43,856 --> 00:17:44,836
I'm so sorry about all
that back and forth today.
495
00:17:44,861 --> 00:17:45,731
Hey, I'll handle it from here.
496
00:17:45,758 --> 00:17:48,526
Dan, we love
doing business with you,
497
00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:51,296
but I gotta put my foot down
when it comes to Claire.
498
00:17:51,330 --> 00:17:53,431
This is
my little baby girl here.
499
00:17:53,465 --> 00:17:56,533
The best part of my day is
having a coffee with her
500
00:17:56,564 --> 00:17:59,499
in the break room,
and it wasn't that long ago
501
00:17:59,533 --> 00:18:02,001
that she was sitting at
the breakfast table
502
00:18:02,053 --> 00:18:05,105
eating heart-shaped waffles
that I made for her.
503
00:18:05,139 --> 00:18:07,373
- I tell ya, it puts a lump
in your throat. - Mm.
504
00:18:08,055 --> 00:18:09,038
Anyway, uh,
505
00:18:09,097 --> 00:18:11,883
I don't know how I got to be
the luckiest S.O.B. alive...
506
00:18:11,917 --> 00:18:13,417
[ Inhales sharply ]
but if I have
507
00:18:13,468 --> 00:18:16,103
just even a few grains left
in that hourglass...
508
00:18:16,154 --> 00:18:18,339
[ Grunts ]
I'm gonna be spending it with...
509
00:18:18,373 --> 00:18:19,557
[ Sighs ] Wow.
510
00:18:20,014 --> 00:18:22,332
I almost just called her
by her childhood nickname there.
511
00:18:22,367 --> 00:18:23,417
[ Laughs ]
Mnh-mnh.
512
00:18:23,419 --> 00:18:25,936
Ah, what the hell?
513
00:18:25,987 --> 00:18:27,320
My little Bunny Foo-Foo.
514
00:18:27,322 --> 00:18:29,456
[ Crying ] - Oh, no.
- Let me walk you out, Dan.
515
00:18:29,490 --> 00:18:30,891
- Bunny!
- Thanks for coming.
516
00:18:30,893 --> 00:18:33,910
Bunny!
517
00:18:34,402 --> 00:18:35,936
[ Claire crying ]
Who's Dan Signer?
518
00:18:35,987 --> 00:18:37,421
I thought we were grabbing
a beer at the club.
519
00:18:37,456 --> 00:18:39,374
Just keep walking, Mel.
520
00:18:40,252 --> 00:18:42,221
- Okay.
- Uh, Lily, are you busy?
521
00:18:42,293 --> 00:18:43,144
Depends.
522
00:18:43,178 --> 00:18:46,129
Well, we wanted to have
a little talk about feelings.
523
00:18:46,217 --> 00:18:48,735
Oh, actually, I have this
project due tomorrow --
524
00:18:48,787 --> 00:18:50,621
Okay, honey. No, no.
It's okay. It's okay.
525
00:18:50,672 --> 00:18:51,955
Let's just sit down.
526
00:18:52,006 --> 00:18:55,142
Listen, we just wanted to ask
if you think I cry too much.
527
00:18:55,176 --> 00:18:56,927
And you can be honest.
528
00:18:56,961 --> 00:18:59,062
I don't want to answer
'cause you might cry.
529
00:18:59,114 --> 00:19:02,549
- Yeah, well... [ Voice breaks ]
- Oh! She cares about my feelings!
530
00:19:02,978 --> 00:19:05,162
Okay, Lily, we think that maybe
you don't get emotional
531
00:19:05,196 --> 00:19:07,214
because daddy gets, you know,
so emotional
532
00:19:07,248 --> 00:19:08,598
because he kind of handles
533
00:19:08,650 --> 00:19:10,884
- the emotions for the entire house,
you know? - I do.
534
00:19:10,918 --> 00:19:12,552
- Possibly the entire block.
- Okay.
535
00:19:12,587 --> 00:19:15,489
- I just -- - And maybe that's why
you don't feel anything.
536
00:19:15,491 --> 00:19:16,790
I feel stuff.
537
00:19:16,792 --> 00:19:19,125
Really? Because when we were
sick a few weeks ago,
538
00:19:19,142 --> 00:19:20,693
you didn't seem to care.
539
00:19:20,695 --> 00:19:21,677
I didn't care.
540
00:19:21,732 --> 00:19:24,117
- Well, she's not a liar. We did
something right. - Mm-hmm.
541
00:19:24,169 --> 00:19:25,970
Don't you think you should have
cared a little bit?
542
00:19:26,038 --> 00:19:27,405
Why?
You always get better.
543
00:19:27,456 --> 00:19:29,540
Well... so far.
544
00:19:29,591 --> 00:19:31,142
What do you mean, "so far"?
545
00:19:31,176 --> 00:19:32,426
Um...
Well, uh...
546
00:19:32,428 --> 00:19:34,328
Like someday, you're not
gonna get better?
547
00:19:34,363 --> 00:19:35,780
Like you're gonna die?
548
00:19:35,814 --> 00:19:39,033
No! No, no, no, no. Not --
Not for a very, very long time.
549
00:19:39,035 --> 00:19:40,835
Then why are we talking
about it now?
550
00:19:40,837 --> 00:19:42,103
Well, hey, you brought it up.
551
00:19:42,137 --> 00:19:43,137
I just wanted to
make sure that --
552
00:19:43,188 --> 00:19:45,056
Stop!
You're making me sad!
553
00:19:45,107 --> 00:19:47,241
Okay, well, she has feelings.
554
00:19:47,276 --> 00:19:49,911
Well, yes, and it seems that
she wants to keep us alive.
555
00:19:49,913 --> 00:19:51,412
So all in all,
a good day of parenting.
556
00:19:51,463 --> 00:19:53,664
Lily: I don't want to live
with Aunt Claire!
557
00:19:53,715 --> 00:19:55,383
- Oh.
- Lily!
558
00:19:55,385 --> 00:20:00,020
Gloria: Parents make so many
mistakes with their children...
559
00:20:00,055 --> 00:20:01,722
I've alive, sweetheart.
560
00:20:01,773 --> 00:20:03,557
But what about daddy?
561
00:20:03,608 --> 00:20:04,892
I'm alive, too.
562
00:20:04,894 --> 00:20:06,277
Come here.
Come on, sweetheart.
563
00:20:06,626 --> 00:20:08,177
Gloria: But it's only because
we're trying so hard
564
00:20:08,211 --> 00:20:10,379
to make them happy.
565
00:20:10,430 --> 00:20:11,880
Not her. Not her.
Oh, my god.
566
00:20:11,882 --> 00:20:13,932
You're gonna be the cutest girl
at this whole school.
567
00:20:13,967 --> 00:20:16,185
Wait, these are girls, right?
568
00:20:16,219 --> 00:20:19,304
[ Alex and Haley giggle ]
569
00:20:19,355 --> 00:20:22,224
Gloria: Trying so hard
to keep them close...
570
00:20:24,394 --> 00:20:26,061
You could knock.
571
00:20:26,063 --> 00:20:27,980
Gloria:
Even though we know we can't.
572
00:20:28,031 --> 00:20:30,566
I know someday I'm gonna
lose you to another woman,
573
00:20:30,568 --> 00:20:32,734
and I'll find a way
to be okay with it.
574
00:20:32,736 --> 00:20:33,869
Thanks, Kylie.
575
00:20:35,538 --> 00:20:36,605
But not today.
576
00:20:38,764 --> 00:20:40,231
So I walk into his office.
577
00:20:40,291 --> 00:20:42,708
He's looking at a picture of me
and he's crying.
578
00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:44,624
- Your dad?
- Yeah, I couldn't believe it either.
579
00:20:44,675 --> 00:20:47,294
This is why I'm glad I show my
emotions in front of the girls.
580
00:20:47,345 --> 00:20:48,879
I think that's the reason
they're feeling --
581
00:20:48,930 --> 00:20:50,130
Phil, could we at least
stay on my story
582
00:20:50,181 --> 00:20:51,681
until the oven preheats?
583
00:20:51,766 --> 00:20:53,433
- Sorry. I thought you were finished.
- No.
584
00:20:53,468 --> 00:20:55,185
Okay, so anyway,
I went back later,
585
00:20:55,219 --> 00:20:56,937
and it turns out
he wasn't crying,
586
00:20:56,971 --> 00:20:58,972
he was plucking his nose hairs.
587
00:20:58,974 --> 00:21:00,690
I didn't expect that.
588
00:21:00,725 --> 00:21:02,142
Yeah, me neither.
589
00:21:02,144 --> 00:21:03,777
To walk into that theater
and see their cute little heads
590
00:21:03,811 --> 00:21:06,479
together after they'd been
fighting all afternoon. [ Knife thuds ]
591
00:21:06,481 --> 00:21:08,315
[ Sighs ] Come on. You had
to have been done that time.
592
00:21:08,366 --> 00:21:09,816
No. Is it me?
[ Knife clatters ]
593
00:21:09,818 --> 00:21:12,202
Is it the way
that I tell stories?
594
00:21:12,236 --> 00:21:17,423
Am I so boring or is everyone in
this family that self-involved?
595
00:21:17,447 --> 00:21:18,547
As I was saying...
596
00:21:18,571 --> 00:21:20,771
her name is Elena and
she's from North Carolina.
597
00:21:20,795 --> 00:21:22,795
That's my roommate.
598
00:21:22,819 --> 00:21:24,219
Now I'm done.
599
00:21:25,942 --> 00:21:32,200
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