0 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,900 English (HI) Subtitles. [MP4] Modern Family S06E21 (720p) Integrity - HDTV [KoTuWa] 1 00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:05,140 - Don't ask. - Don't tell. 2 00:00:05,141 --> 00:00:07,841 It's probably obvious, anyway. I was up all night crying. 3 00:00:07,865 --> 00:00:09,865 I'll see if she's here. Gloria! 4 00:00:09,889 --> 00:00:14,089 Sarah Fink. My lab partner who I hoped one day would be my love partner. 5 00:00:14,113 --> 00:00:17,013 I caught one of my so called friends hitting on her. 6 00:00:17,037 --> 00:00:19,637 And now she's like the fetal pig we once so happily shared. 7 00:00:19,661 --> 00:00:22,761 Cold, unresponsive, heartless. 8 00:00:22,785 --> 00:00:23,985 You've got two choices. 9 00:00:24,009 --> 00:00:26,909 You can mope your way up those stairs and soak in a pity bath, 10 00:00:26,933 --> 00:00:29,733 or you can pick yourself up, march into that school 11 00:00:29,757 --> 00:00:32,357 and act like you don't even know that girl. 12 00:00:33,469 --> 00:00:34,469 Thanks. 13 00:00:34,493 --> 00:00:36,493 If mom asks, I borrowed her tub pillow. 14 00:00:37,564 --> 00:00:40,864 Jay! Don't forget to drop Joe at Mitch and Cam's later. 15 00:00:40,888 --> 00:00:43,188 What time are they expecting me to, uh... 16 00:00:43,563 --> 00:00:44,763 Oh, what the hell? 17 00:00:45,324 --> 00:00:46,324 Isn't it cute? 18 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:48,700 Last night when I went to do my nails, 19 00:00:48,735 --> 00:00:50,168 the girls did it just for fun. 20 00:00:50,203 --> 00:00:53,105 - What's fun about a lifetime of gender confusion? - Ay, please. 21 00:00:53,139 --> 00:00:55,540 It's the same as when you took him to the Dodgers game 22 00:00:55,575 --> 00:00:57,442 and you brought him back with that Dodgers cap. 23 00:00:57,477 --> 00:01:00,879 You think? Or is it different in every conceivable respect? 24 00:01:00,913 --> 00:01:02,547 Ay, and don't forget that Phil is gonna be meeting you 25 00:01:02,582 --> 00:01:03,782 at Mitch and Cam's 26 00:01:03,816 --> 00:01:06,284 to help you bring Lily's Princess castle here. 27 00:01:06,319 --> 00:01:08,687 She's outgrown it, but Joe loves that thing. 28 00:01:08,721 --> 00:01:09,855 Ay, don't make that face. 29 00:01:09,889 --> 00:01:11,890 - You're gonna bring it, right? - Sure, honey. 30 00:01:11,924 --> 00:01:13,291 Okay. Hold him. 31 00:01:13,326 --> 00:01:17,128 I picked a fine time to run out of lavender bath beads. 32 00:01:17,163 --> 00:01:18,797 I wanted two rough and tumble boys. 33 00:01:18,831 --> 00:01:20,232 I got a Manny... 34 00:01:20,266 --> 00:01:21,299 And a pedi. 35 00:01:30,639 --> 00:01:33,772 Synced and corrected by gloriabg www.addic7ed.com 36 00:01:34,533 --> 00:01:36,102 She's my first girlfriend, really. 37 00:01:36,987 --> 00:01:39,088 This time tomorrow, she'll be in our living room, 38 00:01:39,123 --> 00:01:40,824 if we can fit her through the doorway. 39 00:01:40,858 --> 00:01:42,868 Okay, I feel like I have to ask. 40 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:44,000 Dad's about to buy a Miss Pac-Man. 41 00:01:44,288 --> 00:01:46,789 Ms. What was our struggle for? 42 00:01:46,824 --> 00:01:48,558 And not just any "Ms. Pac-Man," 43 00:01:48,592 --> 00:01:52,662 but an original 1982 fully reconditioned podium-style unit. 44 00:01:52,696 --> 00:01:53,696 Mm. 45 00:01:53,731 --> 00:01:55,231 - With original coin return. - Mm. 46 00:01:55,265 --> 00:01:56,666 - They're even throwing in the stool. - Mm. 47 00:01:56,700 --> 00:01:57,900 Come on! 48 00:01:58,702 --> 00:02:00,169 Oh, you know, you're right. It's stupid. 49 00:02:00,204 --> 00:02:01,504 Just be taking up space we need 50 00:02:01,538 --> 00:02:03,906 for things we actually use, like the piano -- oh, wait. 51 00:02:03,941 --> 00:02:04,907 What's going on with you? 52 00:02:04,942 --> 00:02:06,576 Oh, I have a throbbing headache. 53 00:02:06,610 --> 00:02:07,944 It's making it hard to... 54 00:02:07,978 --> 00:02:09,312 Pretend that you're sick? 55 00:02:09,346 --> 00:02:11,214 Yeah, you just ate a bushel of cereal. 56 00:02:11,248 --> 00:02:13,950 Check the structural integrity of the trophy case, bitches, 57 00:02:13,984 --> 00:02:15,985 'cause mama's bringing home some hardware! 58 00:02:16,019 --> 00:02:18,154 Awards day at school -- 59 00:02:18,188 --> 00:02:21,090 The one day of the year Alex has some real swagger. 60 00:02:21,124 --> 00:02:23,693 Ironically, the one thing she's not good at. 61 00:02:23,727 --> 00:02:25,127 When I say "trophy," you say "trophy"! 62 00:02:25,162 --> 00:02:26,128 Trophy! 63 00:02:26,163 --> 00:02:27,730 Trophy! 64 00:02:27,764 --> 00:02:29,065 Can I get a wha-what? 65 00:02:29,099 --> 00:02:30,066 What? 66 00:02:30,100 --> 00:02:31,000 Bam! 67 00:02:31,034 --> 00:02:32,234 [ Glasses clatter ] 68 00:02:32,269 --> 00:02:33,869 Bam! 69 00:02:33,904 --> 00:02:35,204 Bam! 70 00:02:35,238 --> 00:02:37,606 I always worried that Alex winning all those awards 71 00:02:37,641 --> 00:02:40,576 would bother Luke, and looks like it finally did. 72 00:02:40,610 --> 00:02:43,779 Can't be easy growing up in the shadow of a superstar sister. 73 00:02:43,814 --> 00:02:45,681 Look at Mitchell. 74 00:02:45,716 --> 00:02:46,715 Bam. 75 00:02:48,218 --> 00:02:50,453 Okay, do you have any queens? 76 00:02:50,487 --> 00:02:51,754 Yeah, two big ones. 77 00:02:51,822 --> 00:02:53,556 Okay, you know what? It was funny the first time. 78 00:02:53,590 --> 00:02:54,557 Now it's just getting mean. 79 00:02:54,591 --> 00:02:56,559 [ Thud ] What was that? 80 00:02:56,593 --> 00:02:59,261 Mr. Polasky, our upstairs neighbor, died last week. 81 00:02:59,296 --> 00:03:01,797 He was 93, and he'd been sick for a while. 82 00:03:01,832 --> 00:03:03,299 Yeah, and we -- We tried cheering him up 83 00:03:03,333 --> 00:03:05,401 with a "get well" sign in the front yard. 84 00:03:05,435 --> 00:03:06,936 Okay, how's that look? 85 00:03:06,970 --> 00:03:08,170 Cameron: Looks great. 86 00:03:08,205 --> 00:03:09,438 - Uh-huh. - Honestly. 87 00:03:09,472 --> 00:03:11,307 - Oh. - No! No. 88 00:03:11,341 --> 00:03:12,474 Mitchell: "Get well son"? 89 00:03:12,509 --> 00:03:13,709 Okay, well, you know what? 90 00:03:13,743 --> 00:03:15,644 "Soon" seemed a little bossy anyway. 91 00:03:15,679 --> 00:03:16,912 Mitchell and I have always discussed 92 00:03:16,947 --> 00:03:18,013 trying to buy the place 93 00:03:18,048 --> 00:03:19,582 in the event something happened to Stan. 94 00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:21,550 We -- we could use the extra space for a guest room 95 00:03:21,585 --> 00:03:22,951 or an office or maybe even... 96 00:03:23,592 --> 00:03:25,426 A nursery. 97 00:03:25,460 --> 00:03:27,328 I think I may want another child. 98 00:03:27,362 --> 00:03:28,929 But I don't want to bring it up to Mitchell 99 00:03:28,964 --> 00:03:30,197 and put pressure on him 100 00:03:30,232 --> 00:03:32,199 because he's been so adamant about not wanting one. 101 00:03:32,234 --> 00:03:34,135 The last thing he's thinking about is a... 102 00:03:34,169 --> 00:03:35,269 Nursery. 103 00:03:35,304 --> 00:03:37,038 Lately, I've been having stirrings, 104 00:03:37,072 --> 00:03:39,073 but because it was such an emotional roller coaster 105 00:03:39,107 --> 00:03:39,940 in the past, 106 00:03:40,553 --> 00:03:41,820 I don't want to bring it up 107 00:03:41,854 --> 00:03:43,622 unless I have some sort of indication... 108 00:03:43,656 --> 00:03:45,724 That we're both on the same page. 109 00:03:45,758 --> 00:03:48,226 That's why, when Gloria asked if we'd watch Joe, 110 00:03:48,294 --> 00:03:49,527 I said "sure." 111 00:03:49,562 --> 00:03:51,296 It'd be a chance to remind Mitchell 112 00:03:51,330 --> 00:03:54,766 how nice it is to... have a baby. 113 00:03:57,718 --> 00:03:58,751 Hey. 114 00:03:58,785 --> 00:04:00,453 Claire Dunphy. 115 00:04:00,487 --> 00:04:01,521 What can I do you for? 116 00:04:01,555 --> 00:04:03,222 Oh, it's not so much what you can do me for. 117 00:04:03,257 --> 00:04:04,790 Sounded a -- A tiny bit prostitute-y. 118 00:04:04,825 --> 00:04:05,825 I'm sorry about that. 119 00:04:05,859 --> 00:04:08,094 Actually, I do have a tiny favor to ask. 120 00:04:08,128 --> 00:04:09,762 - You know, I love your family. - Oh. 121 00:04:09,796 --> 00:04:11,797 - I mean, Haley, our Homecoming queen. - Yeah. 122 00:04:11,832 --> 00:04:14,033 And now Alex winning just about every academic award. 123 00:04:14,067 --> 00:04:17,003 - Oh, I know. - It's been an honor to teach the Dunphy children. 124 00:04:17,664 --> 00:04:19,231 Well, today I'm here to talk about Luke. 125 00:04:20,700 --> 00:04:22,334 Is that the science rabbit? 126 00:04:22,369 --> 00:04:23,435 That's my son. 127 00:04:23,470 --> 00:04:25,204 Oh! Yes. Of course. 128 00:04:25,238 --> 00:04:26,205 That's sort of the point. 129 00:04:26,239 --> 00:04:27,840 I think he's feeling a little bit overlooked. 130 00:04:27,874 --> 00:04:29,608 I was wondering if you could just, 131 00:04:29,642 --> 00:04:31,810 you know, toss him one of those awards today. 132 00:04:31,845 --> 00:04:32,878 Just... [ Clicks tongue ] 133 00:04:33,477 --> 00:04:35,578 Well, I'm afraid all of the award winners 134 00:04:35,613 --> 00:04:36,913 have already been decided. 135 00:04:36,949 --> 00:04:38,449 [ Sighs ] Yeah. 136 00:04:38,483 --> 00:04:40,484 Oh, but, hey, if it makes him feel better, 137 00:04:40,519 --> 00:04:42,787 he was in the running for the integrity award. 138 00:04:42,821 --> 00:04:44,055 He just got edged out by -- 139 00:04:44,089 --> 00:04:45,022 Scott Wheeler? 140 00:04:45,057 --> 00:04:46,757 Oh, that little weasel's a narc. 141 00:04:46,792 --> 00:04:48,292 Halloween carnival, 2008 -- 142 00:04:48,326 --> 00:04:51,495 [ mockingly ] "Mrs. Dunphy's grape juice smells like medicine." 143 00:04:51,530 --> 00:04:53,164 It was a long morning. 144 00:04:53,654 --> 00:04:56,522 It would mean so much to him. 145 00:04:56,557 --> 00:04:57,957 Well, Claire... 146 00:04:57,992 --> 00:04:59,092 That wouldn't be fair. 147 00:04:59,641 --> 00:05:01,976 I know. I'm sorry. [ Groans ] 148 00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:03,711 - I'm so sorry. - Mm-hmm. 149 00:05:03,745 --> 00:05:05,946 I-I-I really am -- So embarrassing. 150 00:05:05,981 --> 00:05:07,581 Maybe there's some sort of, um -- 151 00:05:07,616 --> 00:05:09,917 I don't know, like, a-- a-- A donation or something 152 00:05:09,951 --> 00:05:13,320 I could give to the auto shop to, um... grease the wheels. 153 00:05:13,355 --> 00:05:14,622 We're good on grease. 154 00:05:14,656 --> 00:05:16,657 But you can never have too much brake fluid, so -- 155 00:05:16,691 --> 00:05:20,427 Or perhaps the soccer team could use some new cleats, 156 00:05:20,462 --> 00:05:22,997 - help them get their... - Kick back? 157 00:05:23,031 --> 00:05:25,032 Okay, Mrs. Dunphy, I'm really doing everything I can 158 00:05:25,066 --> 00:05:27,401 to ignore the fact that you're trying to bribe me 159 00:05:27,435 --> 00:05:29,503 for the Marlon Boniface integrity award. 160 00:05:29,537 --> 00:05:31,038 Oh! I'm so glad you can remember that name, 161 00:05:31,072 --> 00:05:32,673 but you can't remember Luke. 162 00:05:34,294 --> 00:05:35,695 My first day off in a month, 163 00:05:35,729 --> 00:05:37,596 I'm headed out the door to go shopping with Gloria, 164 00:05:37,631 --> 00:05:40,566 and my stupid boss needs me to pick up some stupid orchid. 165 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:42,301 Like my time's not valuable? 166 00:05:42,335 --> 00:05:45,204 Gloria was gonna help me pick out a toe ring. 167 00:05:45,238 --> 00:05:47,807 Oh, I don't care if you are here illegally, 168 00:05:47,841 --> 00:05:49,308 you're gorgeous. 169 00:05:49,573 --> 00:05:51,207 Listen, mister, for your information, I am -- 170 00:05:51,242 --> 00:05:53,343 Flower. He's talking... flower. 171 00:05:53,376 --> 00:05:55,544 Gavin, I would like to introduce you -- 172 00:05:55,578 --> 00:05:57,279 Where are the photos from the Milan show I asked for? 173 00:05:57,313 --> 00:05:59,214 I-I don't remember you asking for them. 174 00:05:59,249 --> 00:06:01,383 Oh. I guess one of us is mistaken, but who? 175 00:06:01,417 --> 00:06:03,485 The fashion icon profiled by Vanity Fair 176 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:05,220 for pioneering a new sock length, 177 00:06:05,255 --> 00:06:08,290 or the part-time employee who shares a stapler? 178 00:06:09,153 --> 00:06:10,087 Sorry. 179 00:06:11,989 --> 00:06:13,924 Sorry, sorry, sorry. Here they are. 180 00:06:13,958 --> 00:06:15,392 Oh, look what's new for fall. 181 00:06:15,426 --> 00:06:16,626 Thumbprints. 182 00:06:16,661 --> 00:06:18,662 Do you know the Thai, German, Argentine, Mexican 183 00:06:18,729 --> 00:06:20,597 - gourmet food truck back to basics? - Yes. 184 00:06:20,631 --> 00:06:22,833 I need you to make me a standing reservation there. 185 00:06:22,867 --> 00:06:23,934 How do I make a standing reservation? 186 00:06:23,968 --> 00:06:24,935 Parking's a bitch. 187 00:06:24,969 --> 00:06:26,236 I need you to go there, find a spot, 188 00:06:26,270 --> 00:06:28,138 and stand in it until I arrive. 189 00:06:29,474 --> 00:06:31,441 I wanted to kill him. 190 00:06:31,876 --> 00:06:34,144 But I bite my tongue, because in this family, 191 00:06:34,179 --> 00:06:36,313 they think that I am a Colombian hothead, 192 00:06:36,348 --> 00:06:38,649 which is crazy because a Colombian hot head is 193 00:06:38,683 --> 00:06:40,617 when you set somebody's head on fire. 194 00:06:40,652 --> 00:06:42,586 It smells terrible, but it sends a message. 195 00:06:46,956 --> 00:06:48,857 [ Horn honking ] 196 00:06:48,891 --> 00:06:50,258 Go somewhere else. 197 00:06:50,292 --> 00:06:51,693 It's me -- Gloria. 198 00:06:51,727 --> 00:06:53,862 What are you doing? I told you to go shopping without me. 199 00:06:54,597 --> 00:06:56,932 I couldn't enjoy it knowing you're standing there 200 00:06:56,966 --> 00:06:58,200 like a little orange cone. 201 00:06:58,234 --> 00:06:59,734 It's my job. It's fine. 202 00:06:59,769 --> 00:07:02,937 No, it's not fine. He's a terrible man. 203 00:07:02,972 --> 00:07:05,307 But I did a little something to make you feel better. 204 00:07:05,975 --> 00:07:07,776 [ Gasps ] Oh, my god, what have you done? 205 00:07:07,810 --> 00:07:09,577 He messes with something I love -- 206 00:07:09,612 --> 00:07:10,879 I mess with something he loves. 207 00:07:11,628 --> 00:07:12,728 The second it goes missing, 208 00:07:12,763 --> 00:07:14,263 he's going to check security cameras, 209 00:07:14,297 --> 00:07:15,498 and I'm going to get fired. 210 00:07:15,532 --> 00:07:16,265 So what? 211 00:07:16,270 --> 00:07:17,870 He's the worst person I have ever met, 212 00:07:17,871 --> 00:07:19,438 and there was a man in my village 213 00:07:19,461 --> 00:07:21,496 named Fabio the baby puncher. 214 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:23,167 Ohh. 215 00:07:23,201 --> 00:07:24,168 [ Horn honks ] 216 00:07:24,202 --> 00:07:26,203 Hey, cone. Move. 217 00:07:26,237 --> 00:07:28,939 Um, okay. Um, just -- just leaving. 218 00:07:30,942 --> 00:07:32,976 [ Cellphone ringing ] 219 00:07:33,011 --> 00:07:33,844 Hello? 220 00:07:33,878 --> 00:07:34,645 Faster. 221 00:07:34,679 --> 00:07:36,380 Oh. [ Chuckles ] 222 00:07:36,414 --> 00:07:38,482 Claire: I'd already been caught trying to bribe the principal, 223 00:07:38,516 --> 00:07:39,450 but believe it or not, 224 00:07:39,484 --> 00:07:41,217 I was still trying to think of a way 225 00:07:41,252 --> 00:07:42,786 to get Luke that award. 226 00:07:44,695 --> 00:07:46,162 Then I saw Scott Wheeler. 227 00:07:46,196 --> 00:07:48,431 Yeah, he was a narc and a goody two-shoes, 228 00:07:48,465 --> 00:07:50,466 but he was also just a child. 229 00:07:50,501 --> 00:07:52,602 And I knew the right thing to do. 230 00:07:52,636 --> 00:07:54,604 Sometimes all it takes is a little nudge. 231 00:08:00,010 --> 00:08:01,077 What? 232 00:08:04,848 --> 00:08:06,082 [ Clicks tongue ] 233 00:08:09,921 --> 00:08:12,022 - He is so adorable. - I know, isn't he? 234 00:08:12,056 --> 00:08:14,057 Remember when Lily was like this? 235 00:08:14,092 --> 00:08:15,759 What do you say when I'm not here? 236 00:08:15,793 --> 00:08:17,327 Um... 237 00:08:17,362 --> 00:08:18,528 Joe, let's show Mitchell 238 00:08:18,563 --> 00:08:20,330 how you can catch and throw the ball. 239 00:08:21,071 --> 00:08:22,004 Let's see. 240 00:08:22,272 --> 00:08:23,172 Wow! [ Laughs ] 241 00:08:23,201 --> 00:08:24,568 Is this so that I'll learn? 242 00:08:24,602 --> 00:08:25,902 Oh, yes -- Well, no, but, I mean, 243 00:08:25,937 --> 00:08:27,304 if you pick up on it, that'd be great. 244 00:08:27,338 --> 00:08:28,438 Okay, well, no, actually, here -- 245 00:08:28,473 --> 00:08:30,507 Joe, let's show Cam how we can dance, huh? 246 00:08:30,541 --> 00:08:31,842 [ Upbeat music plays ] I love a dance party. 247 00:08:31,876 --> 00:08:33,009 Oh, there we are. I like this beat. 248 00:08:33,044 --> 00:08:34,644 - Should I join you? - Yes, of course. 249 00:08:34,679 --> 00:08:35,746 Okay, if you insist. 250 00:08:35,780 --> 00:08:37,113 [ Both chuckle ] 251 00:08:37,148 --> 00:08:38,648 Oh, how fun is this? 252 00:08:38,683 --> 00:08:39,816 So fun. 253 00:08:40,237 --> 00:08:42,304 - You look so happy. - You look so happy. 254 00:08:42,339 --> 00:08:43,672 No, seriously, I wish you could see 255 00:08:43,707 --> 00:08:45,107 the happy look on your face. 256 00:08:45,142 --> 00:08:47,409 Well, if it's half as happy as the look on your face... 257 00:08:49,479 --> 00:08:50,379 [ Clicks ] [ Music stops ] 258 00:08:50,413 --> 00:08:52,214 Mitchell, are we almost discussing 259 00:08:52,249 --> 00:08:54,183 what I think we're almost discussing? 260 00:08:54,217 --> 00:08:55,751 - I want to have another baby. - I do, too. 261 00:08:55,785 --> 00:08:57,152 I just was afraid to say anything. 262 00:08:57,187 --> 00:08:58,254 I was, too. 263 00:08:58,288 --> 00:08:59,955 I -- but the timing seems right, right? 264 00:09:00,653 --> 00:09:02,620 I mean, we both seem to be on the same page. 265 00:09:02,655 --> 00:09:05,089 I-I just really miss having a baby around. 266 00:09:05,124 --> 00:09:06,391 The writing's on the wall. 267 00:09:06,425 --> 00:09:08,092 But mostly on the curtains. 268 00:09:08,127 --> 00:09:09,060 Oh, boy, okay. 269 00:09:09,094 --> 00:09:10,828 Oh. All right. That's fine. 270 00:09:16,402 --> 00:09:18,970 [ Sighs ] 271 00:09:19,727 --> 00:09:22,496 There's water underneath the seat there if you want it. 272 00:09:26,234 --> 00:09:27,367 Those guys at the loading dock 273 00:09:27,401 --> 00:09:28,602 really gave me the business 274 00:09:28,636 --> 00:09:31,004 when they found out I was hauling a princess castle. 275 00:09:31,038 --> 00:09:32,172 [ Laughs ] 276 00:09:35,510 --> 00:09:39,012 Something was bugging him. He needed to talk. 277 00:09:39,858 --> 00:09:42,026 It's like I don't want to be happy. 278 00:09:42,061 --> 00:09:45,263 Well, you've obviously got something on your mind. 279 00:09:45,998 --> 00:09:46,931 Claire and I had a thing. 280 00:09:46,965 --> 00:09:48,166 Oh, you're just gonna make fun of me. 281 00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:50,569 No, I promise I won't make fun of you. 282 00:09:51,904 --> 00:09:54,005 I've always wanted a "Ms. Pac-Man" machine, 283 00:09:54,039 --> 00:09:55,273 but Claire said no. 284 00:09:55,307 --> 00:09:57,208 Actually, she didn't say anything. 285 00:09:57,242 --> 00:09:59,610 She just made a disapproving noise, and I rolled over. 286 00:09:59,645 --> 00:10:00,611 Pretty wimpy, huh? 287 00:10:00,646 --> 00:10:01,846 No. I've been there. 288 00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:03,447 - Really? - You have to sometimes. 289 00:10:03,482 --> 00:10:05,249 That's the way marriages work. 290 00:10:05,284 --> 00:10:08,553 All this happy wife, happy life sort of stuff. 291 00:10:09,183 --> 00:10:11,284 Tell you what would make me happy. 292 00:10:11,318 --> 00:10:12,285 This bad boy right here. 293 00:10:12,319 --> 00:10:13,653 It's still in my shopping cart 294 00:10:13,687 --> 00:10:15,054 'cause I just can't say goodbye. 295 00:10:15,089 --> 00:10:16,222 Who doesn't want a happy life? 296 00:10:16,257 --> 00:10:17,557 But soon you're saying, "yes, dear," 297 00:10:17,591 --> 00:10:18,691 and, "whatever you need, dear," 298 00:10:18,726 --> 00:10:19,893 without even thinking about it. 299 00:10:19,927 --> 00:10:21,861 Anti-glare plexi, reinforced podium. 300 00:10:21,896 --> 00:10:24,297 Stand up every once in a while, you lose all your power. 301 00:10:24,925 --> 00:10:26,626 It's even got a wrist pad for your knob hand. 302 00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:27,727 Before you know it, 303 00:10:27,762 --> 00:10:29,829 you're picking up a pink princess castle 304 00:10:29,864 --> 00:10:31,464 for your pedicured 2-year-old, 305 00:10:31,499 --> 00:10:33,299 saying goodbye to your last chance 306 00:10:33,334 --> 00:10:35,502 to have one red-blooded man in the family. 307 00:10:35,536 --> 00:10:37,437 And you're getting that damn game, Phil! 308 00:10:37,471 --> 00:10:40,440 What in the name of "Pac-Man" creator Toru Iwatani 309 00:10:40,474 --> 00:10:41,941 - have you done?! - You deserve it. 310 00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:44,467 You work hard. You provide for your family. 311 00:10:44,501 --> 00:10:45,435 No regrets. 312 00:10:46,143 --> 00:10:47,277 You know what? I don't regret it. 313 00:10:47,296 --> 00:10:48,296 'Course you don't. 314 00:10:49,355 --> 00:10:52,190 I'm the owner of a "Ms. Pac-Man"! 315 00:10:52,224 --> 00:10:53,358 [ Both laugh ] 316 00:10:53,392 --> 00:10:55,393 This is exhilarating! 317 00:10:55,427 --> 00:10:57,395 Thanks, Jay. Ahh. 318 00:10:57,429 --> 00:10:58,696 You know, every now and then, 319 00:10:58,731 --> 00:11:00,231 - I wonder how you really feel about me-- - Bup bup bup bup! 320 00:11:00,266 --> 00:11:02,500 I'm sure you'd do the same for me. 321 00:11:03,869 --> 00:11:05,069 - Gotcha. - Good. 322 00:11:05,700 --> 00:11:07,701 - Message received. - Good. 323 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:14,207 What the hell did you do?! 324 00:11:14,242 --> 00:11:15,542 I thought you sent me a message! 325 00:11:15,576 --> 00:11:17,077 Have you lost your mind?! 326 00:11:17,111 --> 00:11:18,678 Thank god it's still in one piece. 327 00:11:18,713 --> 00:11:19,779 We can probably -- 328 00:11:19,814 --> 00:11:21,548 Oh! 329 00:11:30,315 --> 00:11:31,315 OK, dummy. 330 00:11:31,339 --> 00:11:33,039 We get this thing on the backyard 331 00:11:33,063 --> 00:11:35,163 we nail it together and Gloria will never find out. 332 00:11:35,187 --> 00:11:36,087 Don't do this, Jay. 333 00:11:36,111 --> 00:11:38,311 As your best friend, I implore you. 334 00:11:38,535 --> 00:11:41,835 If we rebuild this castle, we tear down everything we built today. 335 00:11:41,859 --> 00:11:43,159 What? And what?! 336 00:11:43,173 --> 00:11:44,506 We stood up for ourselves. 337 00:11:44,541 --> 00:11:45,841 There's no turning back. 338 00:11:45,875 --> 00:11:48,477 We're going to tell Claire and Gloria what we did. 339 00:11:49,353 --> 00:11:51,021 I'm scared, Phil, okay? 340 00:11:51,036 --> 00:11:53,070 They count on that fear. They feed off it. 341 00:11:53,104 --> 00:11:54,204 No more. 342 00:11:54,239 --> 00:11:55,639 [ Car door closes ] 343 00:11:56,129 --> 00:11:58,965 Someone's looking sexy and sweaty. 344 00:11:58,999 --> 00:11:59,966 That's right. 345 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,267 And this sexy, sweaty someone 346 00:12:01,301 --> 00:12:04,103 is now the proud owner of a vintage "Ms. Pac-Man" game. 347 00:12:04,186 --> 00:12:05,386 Oh, it came? 348 00:12:05,420 --> 00:12:07,855 They promised they weren't gonna deliver it until tomorrow. 349 00:12:07,890 --> 00:12:09,790 I wanted to be there to see your face. 350 00:12:09,825 --> 00:12:11,058 It was killing me this morning 351 00:12:11,093 --> 00:12:12,526 when you said you wanted to get your own. 352 00:12:12,561 --> 00:12:14,295 Do ya love it? 353 00:12:14,329 --> 00:12:15,196 Love -- I love you. 354 00:12:15,230 --> 00:12:16,063 Yeah. 355 00:12:16,452 --> 00:12:17,585 Gloria: Jay? 356 00:12:17,619 --> 00:12:18,953 What took you so long? 357 00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:20,755 Joe's gonna be here in 30 minutes. 358 00:12:20,789 --> 00:12:23,357 [ Gasps ] What happened to the castle? 359 00:12:23,392 --> 00:12:24,258 Little snafu. 360 00:12:24,293 --> 00:12:25,426 About this princess castle -- 361 00:12:26,176 --> 00:12:26,825 Claire: What's that? 362 00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:28,430 Black paint and a skull flag 363 00:12:28,464 --> 00:12:30,532 so that we can turn this princess thing 364 00:12:30,566 --> 00:12:31,666 into a pirate castle. 365 00:12:31,700 --> 00:12:32,634 Pirate castle? 366 00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:33,701 Yes. He's a boy. 367 00:12:33,736 --> 00:12:35,169 We have talked about this. 368 00:12:35,688 --> 00:12:37,055 Why do men never listen? 369 00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:39,124 It's always, "sure, honey. Sure, honey." 370 00:12:39,158 --> 00:12:40,992 I don't know. Marriage is hard. 371 00:12:41,894 --> 00:12:43,428 Okay, we can solve both our problems. 372 00:12:43,462 --> 00:12:45,697 We put this princess castle together in the next 30 minutes. 373 00:12:45,731 --> 00:12:46,798 Let's go! Go, go! 374 00:12:46,832 --> 00:12:48,399 - How does that solve my problem? - Just go! 375 00:12:51,136 --> 00:12:52,203 Oh, my gosh, what happened? 376 00:12:52,238 --> 00:12:53,905 Joe took Lily's car for a little spin. 377 00:12:54,159 --> 00:12:56,461 Had a little fern-der bender, but it's okay. It's fine. 378 00:12:56,495 --> 00:12:57,662 Well, the curtains he drew on 379 00:12:57,696 --> 00:12:59,330 are gonna need to be professionally cleaned, 380 00:12:59,364 --> 00:13:00,465 - but they were overdue. - Oh. 381 00:13:01,064 --> 00:13:03,365 Yeah. It's fun having this energy back in the house. 382 00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:06,602 It is. Where is that little pudding-filled rocket, anyway? 383 00:13:06,636 --> 00:13:07,936 Cameron: Oh, there he is. There he goes. 384 00:13:07,971 --> 00:13:09,672 - You see him? - Okay, yeah, he's going into the bathroom. 385 00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:11,140 - Okay. Oh. It's locked. - Locked? 386 00:13:11,174 --> 00:13:12,307 I'm gonna go around to the other door. Yeah. 387 00:13:12,342 --> 00:13:13,442 - Joe! - Joe! 388 00:13:15,584 --> 00:13:16,451 [ Exhales deeply ] 389 00:13:16,485 --> 00:13:17,518 Okay, well, that's gonna clog. 390 00:13:17,553 --> 00:13:18,653 All right, I'll get the plunger. 391 00:13:18,687 --> 00:13:19,854 Okay, now, sweetie, listen. 392 00:13:19,889 --> 00:13:21,289 We can't use that much toilet paper 393 00:13:21,323 --> 00:13:22,190 because it's wasteful. 394 00:13:22,224 --> 00:13:22,991 [ Water splashes ] 395 00:13:23,025 --> 00:13:24,359 Oh, my gosh. My keys. 396 00:13:24,363 --> 00:13:25,163 [ Toilet flushes ] 397 00:13:25,197 --> 00:13:26,797 No, no! No! No, no, no! 398 00:13:27,409 --> 00:13:28,909 Oh, good, it didn't clog. 399 00:13:28,943 --> 00:13:30,010 Okay. Oh, geez. 400 00:13:30,078 --> 00:13:31,178 [ Sighs ] 401 00:13:32,914 --> 00:13:35,115 Lily, did you spill purple paint on the floor? 402 00:13:35,150 --> 00:13:36,683 Yeah, I'm the problem today. 403 00:13:36,718 --> 00:13:37,851 Oh, geez. 404 00:13:37,886 --> 00:13:40,020 Oh, god! The Vanderkoff! 405 00:13:40,054 --> 00:13:41,021 What? 406 00:13:41,794 --> 00:13:42,828 Oh, god, the Vanderkoff! 407 00:13:42,862 --> 00:13:44,062 It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. 408 00:13:44,097 --> 00:13:45,397 We'll -- we'll just get it professionally cleaned. 409 00:13:45,431 --> 00:13:47,666 Yeah, w-we'll just throw it in with the curtains. [ Chuckles ] 410 00:13:47,700 --> 00:13:48,667 Joe: Ball! 411 00:13:48,701 --> 00:13:49,835 [ Gasps ] Oh, no, that's not a ball. 412 00:13:49,869 --> 00:13:50,936 That's not a ball, no. No, no, no. 413 00:13:50,970 --> 00:13:53,138 That's a criminally expensive Santangelo bowl. 414 00:13:53,563 --> 00:13:54,730 Okay, I'm gonna sneak around behind him 415 00:13:54,765 --> 00:13:55,965 and you're just gonna keep him talking. 416 00:13:55,999 --> 00:13:57,867 Joe, you don't want to do this. 417 00:13:57,901 --> 00:13:59,902 You know, as of right now, you haven't done anything wrong. 418 00:13:59,936 --> 00:14:01,470 You just hand that over to me, 419 00:14:01,505 --> 00:14:03,506 and it's like nothing ever happened, see? 420 00:14:03,540 --> 00:14:05,641 Okay, he's not Baby Face Nelson. He's an actual baby. 421 00:14:06,075 --> 00:14:07,276 Okay, you know what? You want to help out? 422 00:14:07,310 --> 00:14:08,510 Slide something underneath it like a throw pillow. 423 00:14:08,575 --> 00:14:09,441 Throw! [ Bowl shatters ] 424 00:14:09,475 --> 00:14:10,309 Aah! 425 00:14:10,343 --> 00:14:11,276 Oh. 426 00:14:11,311 --> 00:14:12,477 Oh. 427 00:14:12,512 --> 00:14:14,179 [ Chuckles ] Aah! 428 00:14:14,710 --> 00:14:16,711 You forget what a handful kids are when they're little, huh? 429 00:14:16,746 --> 00:14:18,380 Yeah, I didn't realize how easy we have it 430 00:14:18,414 --> 00:14:20,282 - now that Lily's so independent. - Yeah. 431 00:14:20,316 --> 00:14:22,517 Plus, we're not as young as we were when she was like this. 432 00:14:22,552 --> 00:14:24,019 Mitchell, are -- are we almost discussing 433 00:14:24,053 --> 00:14:25,353 what I think we're almost discussing? 434 00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:28,024 Maybe we shouldn't rush into having another kid? 435 00:14:28,058 --> 00:14:30,827 It's a big decision, and I love the way our lives are now. 436 00:14:30,861 --> 00:14:31,928 Oh, god, me, too! 437 00:14:31,962 --> 00:14:33,162 Oh. 438 00:14:33,197 --> 00:14:35,198 Th-Th-this doesn't make us selfish people, does it? 439 00:14:35,232 --> 00:14:36,733 Of course not. 440 00:14:37,272 --> 00:14:39,607 Baby Joe's stuck in the well. 441 00:14:41,309 --> 00:14:42,576 - Leave him. - He's fine. 442 00:14:46,247 --> 00:14:47,948 No, no, no. A little bit more to the left. 443 00:14:47,983 --> 00:14:49,183 What are you doing here? 444 00:14:49,217 --> 00:14:50,351 I can't believe I have to beg you to go shopping. 445 00:14:50,618 --> 00:14:51,718 Well, I have to make sure 446 00:14:51,752 --> 00:14:53,053 that you're putting that thing in the right place 447 00:14:53,087 --> 00:14:55,655 since this stupid, horrible job is so important to you. 448 00:14:56,502 --> 00:14:58,035 Ay, Haley, I have to say 449 00:14:58,070 --> 00:15:00,304 today I lost a little bit of respect for you. 450 00:15:00,339 --> 00:15:01,472 Goodbye, Gloria. 451 00:15:01,507 --> 00:15:03,875 You need to learn how to stand up for yourself. 452 00:15:03,909 --> 00:15:06,344 Do you know how easy that is for you to say? 453 00:15:06,378 --> 00:15:09,013 No, no. Nothing in English is easy for me to say. 454 00:15:09,047 --> 00:15:11,282 Unlike you, I don't have a rich husband. 455 00:15:11,316 --> 00:15:13,418 What I do have is a reputation for being a screw-up 456 00:15:13,452 --> 00:15:15,119 who never follows through on anything. 457 00:15:15,154 --> 00:15:16,154 [ Sighs ] 458 00:15:16,221 --> 00:15:17,989 Which is why, in case you haven't noticed, 459 00:15:18,023 --> 00:15:20,157 I'm in my third year of a two-year college program 460 00:15:20,192 --> 00:15:21,959 and still living in my parents' basement. 461 00:15:22,474 --> 00:15:24,575 Look, I know that this job sucks, 462 00:15:24,609 --> 00:15:27,177 but it might actually lead to something. 463 00:15:27,212 --> 00:15:28,912 Do you know who had this job five years ago? 464 00:15:28,947 --> 00:15:32,015 Gavin, and he worked for an even bigger jackass than he is. 465 00:15:32,050 --> 00:15:34,751 Hey! That was a quick lunch. 466 00:15:34,925 --> 00:15:36,192 Yeah, the line was too short. 467 00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:37,694 It's over. I can't be seen there. 468 00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:40,497 I wouldn't want people to think I was a jackass. 469 00:15:41,465 --> 00:15:42,866 Uh, look, when -- When I said that, 470 00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,033 I really didn't -- 471 00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:45,435 Okay, first of all, you were just leaving. 472 00:15:45,469 --> 00:15:46,636 Second of all, maybe permanently. 473 00:15:47,471 --> 00:15:49,672 Um. Yeah. 474 00:15:49,707 --> 00:15:51,241 [ Cellphone rings ] 475 00:15:51,275 --> 00:15:52,442 Faster. 476 00:15:52,591 --> 00:15:53,424 You know what, Gavin? 477 00:15:53,459 --> 00:15:54,359 - I have had enough of -- - No. 478 00:15:54,684 --> 00:15:55,484 What? Why not? 479 00:15:55,518 --> 00:15:56,852 It's time I stood up to this guy. 480 00:15:56,886 --> 00:15:58,020 I'm probably gonna get fired, 481 00:15:58,054 --> 00:15:59,254 so I might as well get in a couple shots 482 00:15:59,289 --> 00:16:00,455 before I lose my dental. 483 00:16:00,490 --> 00:16:01,523 No, you were right before. 484 00:16:01,557 --> 00:16:02,724 It's very easy to be like me, 485 00:16:02,759 --> 00:16:04,459 to scream first and think later. 486 00:16:04,864 --> 00:16:06,364 But that's not how the world works. 487 00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:07,232 Let me go talk to him. 488 00:16:07,266 --> 00:16:08,666 - No. - Yes. 489 00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:10,118 I caused all this. 490 00:16:10,152 --> 00:16:12,854 Anyways, it's good for me every once in a while 491 00:16:12,888 --> 00:16:15,189 to swallow my pride. 492 00:16:18,193 --> 00:16:20,128 What do you want? 493 00:16:20,162 --> 00:16:22,096 I just want you to listen to my voice 494 00:16:22,390 --> 00:16:25,091 and look into my eyes and ask yourself, 495 00:16:25,126 --> 00:16:27,527 "did this woman made it all the way here from Colombia 496 00:16:27,561 --> 00:16:29,629 without knowing some very bad men 497 00:16:29,663 --> 00:16:33,266 who would love to do her a favor?" 498 00:16:33,300 --> 00:16:34,701 [ Door opens ] 499 00:16:36,756 --> 00:16:39,257 Okay. I don't know what's gonna happen next, 500 00:16:39,291 --> 00:16:41,359 but it feels so good to apologize. 501 00:16:41,394 --> 00:16:43,561 [ Cellphone chimes ] 502 00:16:43,596 --> 00:16:44,929 Oh, my god, I still have my job. 503 00:16:44,964 --> 00:16:46,865 Oh, that's great! Let's go celebrate. 504 00:16:46,899 --> 00:16:47,832 [ Cellphone chimes ] 505 00:16:47,867 --> 00:16:49,067 Oh, you know what? I can't. 506 00:16:49,101 --> 00:16:50,835 I have to go spread seeds on his front lawn 507 00:16:50,870 --> 00:16:52,737 so he can run through birds when he gets home. 508 00:16:53,381 --> 00:16:56,649 I have one more thing that I need to apologize for. 509 00:16:59,086 --> 00:17:01,855 Call me the periodic table, 'cause I got all the "metals." 510 00:17:01,889 --> 00:17:02,655 Yeah! 511 00:17:02,690 --> 00:17:03,790 That's nice, honey. 512 00:17:03,824 --> 00:17:05,058 Luke, how was your day? 513 00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:07,293 Well, Luke won the Boniface integrity award, 514 00:17:07,328 --> 00:17:08,628 whereas I got all -- 515 00:17:08,662 --> 00:17:10,163 Are you kidding me? 516 00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:11,631 That is fantastic! 517 00:17:11,665 --> 00:17:12,465 I'm so proud of -- 518 00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:13,700 Luke: The bonerface! 519 00:17:13,734 --> 00:17:16,035 You win that award, everyone calls you "bonerface." 520 00:17:16,730 --> 00:17:17,797 It's the super nerd award. 521 00:17:17,831 --> 00:17:20,366 My underwear got pulled over my head by a girl. 522 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:21,867 It always goes to Scott Wheeler, 523 00:17:21,902 --> 00:17:24,236 but someone pushed his car into a handicapped spot 524 00:17:24,271 --> 00:17:25,804 so I'd get the award. 525 00:17:25,839 --> 00:17:27,907 And I think I know exactly who did it. 526 00:17:27,941 --> 00:17:29,475 - Well -- - Manny! 527 00:17:29,509 --> 00:17:31,810 You framed Scott Wheeler so I'd win the bonerface. 528 00:17:31,845 --> 00:17:32,945 It adds up. 529 00:17:32,979 --> 00:17:34,847 First, lower your voice. We're not stevedores. 530 00:17:35,514 --> 00:17:36,581 Second, you're wrong. 531 00:17:36,615 --> 00:17:38,082 Third, it serves you right, anyway, 532 00:17:38,117 --> 00:17:39,284 after you hit on Sarah Fink. 533 00:17:39,318 --> 00:17:40,385 Oh, for god's sake. 534 00:17:40,419 --> 00:17:41,886 There are plenty of other girls out there. 535 00:17:41,921 --> 00:17:42,854 Get over it. 536 00:17:42,888 --> 00:17:43,921 [ Clatters ] 537 00:17:43,956 --> 00:17:46,658 That cinnamon stick is from Sri Lanka! 538 00:17:46,692 --> 00:17:47,558 [ Grunts ] Get off me! 539 00:17:47,593 --> 00:17:48,726 You smell like a candle. 540 00:17:48,761 --> 00:17:51,362 It's lavender bath beads, you son of a bitch! 541 00:17:51,744 --> 00:17:54,679 And the award for the saddest brawl goes to... 542 00:17:54,713 --> 00:17:56,147 Okay, stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! 543 00:17:56,181 --> 00:17:58,449 I did it! I did it! I got you the bonerface! 544 00:17:58,484 --> 00:18:00,818 Ugh, the bonifa-- What's it called? 545 00:18:00,853 --> 00:18:02,220 Just get out of here. 546 00:18:02,554 --> 00:18:03,354 - You? - Yes. 547 00:18:03,589 --> 00:18:04,156 Why? 548 00:18:04,353 --> 00:18:06,987 Because I didn't know it was a nerd award. 549 00:18:07,068 --> 00:18:09,436 I just knew it was an award, and I wanted you to have one. 550 00:18:09,470 --> 00:18:10,970 And you were second in line to get it, anyway, 551 00:18:11,005 --> 00:18:12,305 so I just, you know... 552 00:18:12,918 --> 00:18:15,387 Rigged it because you think I'm a loser 553 00:18:15,421 --> 00:18:16,788 who could never win his own award? 554 00:18:16,822 --> 00:18:17,756 No. No. 555 00:18:17,790 --> 00:18:18,990 I-I just... 556 00:18:19,025 --> 00:18:20,325 Alex has her awards and -- 557 00:18:20,359 --> 00:18:21,459 Thanks for believing in me. 558 00:18:24,063 --> 00:18:25,530 [ Hammer pounding ] 559 00:18:25,564 --> 00:18:26,731 Joe's gonna be here soon. 560 00:18:26,766 --> 00:18:28,867 Let's pick up the pace. Window looks good. 561 00:18:28,950 --> 00:18:29,983 Let's raise the roof. 562 00:18:30,018 --> 00:18:31,849 I don't think it's time to celebrate, Jay. 563 00:18:31,851 --> 00:18:33,419 We haven't even put on the roo-- Oh. 564 00:18:39,330 --> 00:18:40,031 Honey. 565 00:18:40,513 --> 00:18:41,913 I am so sorry. 566 00:18:41,947 --> 00:18:43,515 You just seemed so upset this morning, 567 00:18:43,549 --> 00:18:47,552 and I assumed it was about awards day and Alex. 568 00:18:47,586 --> 00:18:49,721 I don't even care about awards. 569 00:18:49,755 --> 00:18:52,390 Then why didn't you want to go to school? 570 00:18:52,977 --> 00:18:54,445 This isn't still about that fight 571 00:18:54,479 --> 00:18:57,147 that you're having with Manny over Sarah Fink, is it? 572 00:18:57,182 --> 00:18:58,949 I don't even like Sarah Fink. 573 00:18:58,983 --> 00:19:00,818 I told her to stop calling me. 574 00:19:00,852 --> 00:19:03,020 Well, then why does Manny think that you're... 575 00:19:03,054 --> 00:19:05,289 Oh. 576 00:19:05,323 --> 00:19:07,457 You didn't hit on her. She hit on you. 577 00:19:07,492 --> 00:19:11,495 And you're -- you're trying to spare Manny's feelings. 578 00:19:12,534 --> 00:19:14,868 I am the dumbest person in the world 579 00:19:14,903 --> 00:19:18,505 to think that you would ever need my help 580 00:19:18,540 --> 00:19:20,741 to win an integrity award. 581 00:19:20,975 --> 00:19:23,777 I could not be prouder. [ Smooches ] 582 00:19:23,811 --> 00:19:25,145 Maybe next year, Alex. 583 00:19:25,179 --> 00:19:25,713 Mm. 584 00:19:25,887 --> 00:19:28,222 Okay. Awning is done. 585 00:19:28,256 --> 00:19:29,690 Supposed to be a drawbridge. 586 00:19:29,724 --> 00:19:30,858 Weren't the chains a clue? 587 00:19:30,892 --> 00:19:32,059 A lot of criticism 588 00:19:32,093 --> 00:19:33,927 from a guy who just sawed half his shoe off. 589 00:19:33,962 --> 00:19:34,962 Who are we kidding? 590 00:19:34,996 --> 00:19:36,497 We got a wall on backwards. 591 00:19:36,531 --> 00:19:38,766 I don't even know where that stuff goes. 592 00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:40,134 It barely looks like a -- 593 00:19:40,168 --> 00:19:41,168 Joe: Castle! 594 00:19:41,277 --> 00:19:42,111 Gloria: Joe, wait! 595 00:19:43,145 --> 00:19:43,945 Hey, buddy. 596 00:19:43,979 --> 00:19:45,379 Hey. 597 00:19:45,413 --> 00:19:47,915 Hey, it's gonna look even better when it's painted. 598 00:19:47,949 --> 00:19:50,184 Ah, the awning's a nice touch. 599 00:19:50,218 --> 00:19:53,020 Jay, this castle's supposed to look like so -- 600 00:19:53,054 --> 00:19:54,054 Achoo! [ Gasps ] 601 00:19:54,089 --> 00:19:56,023 Oh, my goodness! 602 00:19:57,098 --> 00:19:59,666 Oh, Joe, look what you did. 603 00:19:59,701 --> 00:20:00,535 Do you expect me to believe 604 00:20:00,569 --> 00:20:02,804 that a 2-year-old can destroy a whole house in one second? 605 00:20:02,956 --> 00:20:04,523 [ Scoffs ] - Easy. - Oh, wow, yes. 606 00:20:04,559 --> 00:20:05,692 [ Chuckling ] For sure. 607 00:20:05,726 --> 00:20:07,394 Jay, do you want to tell me what really happened? 608 00:20:07,428 --> 00:20:09,029 [ Sighs ] 609 00:20:09,063 --> 00:20:10,130 Alex: No one wins anything 610 00:20:10,164 --> 00:20:11,531 without help from family and friends 611 00:20:11,566 --> 00:20:13,333 who steer you away from bad ideas... 612 00:20:13,367 --> 00:20:14,668 Wait, Phil! Phil! Phil! 613 00:20:14,702 --> 00:20:15,836 Oh. 614 00:20:15,870 --> 00:20:17,070 ...and toward good ones. 615 00:20:17,104 --> 00:20:18,538 I don't know what got into us today. 616 00:20:18,573 --> 00:20:19,773 Oh, with the baby thing? 617 00:20:19,807 --> 00:20:21,875 Yes. It's the last thing I need right now. 618 00:20:21,909 --> 00:20:24,177 - It's the last thing any of us need right now. - Yeah. 619 00:20:31,519 --> 00:20:34,154 - Because every time anyone accomplishes anything... - Hey. 620 00:20:34,188 --> 00:20:35,422 - ...he or she achieves it... - Nice. 621 00:20:35,456 --> 00:20:37,957 ...with the help of a thousand silent heroes, 622 00:20:37,992 --> 00:20:40,827 the selfless team players who offer their support, 623 00:20:40,861 --> 00:20:42,062 not to be recognized, 624 00:20:42,096 --> 00:20:44,364 but because it's the right thing to do. 625 00:20:44,398 --> 00:20:45,832 [ Cheers and applause ] Awards aren't usually given out 626 00:20:45,866 --> 00:20:48,335 for being a good person, but today... 627 00:20:48,369 --> 00:20:49,636 They are. 628 00:20:49,670 --> 00:20:51,004 Ladies and gentlemen, the winner 629 00:20:51,038 --> 00:20:54,908 of the Marlon Boniface integrity award is... 630 00:20:54,942 --> 00:20:56,009 [ Laughs ] 631 00:20:56,043 --> 00:20:57,644 This is awesome. 632 00:20:57,678 --> 00:20:59,279 - Luke Dunphy. - Luke: No! 633 00:21:02,983 --> 00:21:03,983 Alex Dunphy. 634 00:21:08,890 --> 00:21:11,490 Wow! This is a surprise. 635 00:21:11,514 --> 00:21:14,514 Let me tell you about a little girl with a dream. 636 00:21:14,538 --> 00:21:17,538 Muchas, muchas gracias. 637 00:21:19,474 --> 00:21:21,107 Ahh, where was I? 638 00:21:21,132 --> 00:21:24,532 Awards day, or as Sanjay Patel knows it, 639 00:21:24,556 --> 00:21:25,656 pass over. 640 00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:29,880 All that little girl wanted was a calculator and a chance. 641 00:21:29,904 --> 00:21:37,204 Synced and corrected by gloriabg www.addic7ed.com