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[MP4] Modern Family S06E17 (720p) Closet You'll Love It HDTV Season 6.06.17 (KoTuWa)
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Okay, Lily, ballet at 11:00,
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then a playdate,
then karate class at 3:00,
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so why don't you go get
your uniform?
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[ Singsongy ] Chop chop!
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- Cam.
- What?
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She's in karate.
It's not offensive.
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Debatable, but why would you
schedule all this extra stuff
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on the same day
as her talent show?
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Okay, are you accusing me
of overscheduling
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our tone-deaf daughter
so she's so tired
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she misses the talent show
and doesn't humiliate herself?
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Lily has no talent.
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Because she's 7.
No one has talent at 7.
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I did. Tons of it.
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Sheep-shearing,
cornhusking, hay-baling.
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It was hard for me to pick
just one to showcase
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at my first little prince
pageant.
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In the end,
I went with waltzing.
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You waltzed at 7?
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Barely. My partner
had two left hooves. Hmm.
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[ Singsongy ] I got it!
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[ Normal voice ] Hey, wait.
Isn't my talent show today?
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Oh, who knows?
But let's go ride some ponies.
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No, no, you're right.
It is today,
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and since you have a little bit
of time before ballet...
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why don't you two
do a little bit of warming up?
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Maestro? Come on.
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- Oh, okay, great. Thank you.
- Yeah, yeah.
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So, Lily, can you
meet me here at...
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♪ C? ♪
[ Plays C key ]
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[ Off-key ] ♪ C ♪
♪ now daddy's lonely ♪
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♪ I'm there with you ♪
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♪ no, you're not,
you're not even close ♪
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♪ this can't possibly
sound the same to you ♪
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♪ Maybe I can help,
daddy is also here at... ♪
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Both: ♪ C ♪
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[ Off-key ] ♪ C ♪
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♪ No, that's not even a note ♪
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♪ I feel like you're doing it
on purpose ♪
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♪ That seems
a little bit sharp ♪
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♪ I'm never sharp,
I'm pitch-perfect ♪
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♪ I'm talking about your tone
toward our daughter ♪
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♪ I can understand you
even when you're singing ♪
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What are you doing?
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I am gathering every binky
that is in this house,
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because from today on,
Joe is going cold turkey.
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Okay, Joe, have your last puff
if you want.
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Gloria, I'm trying
to watch something here.
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[ Sighs ]
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Okay, you can keep crying
all you want.
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I can't hear anything.
Try growing up in Colombia.
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My binky was a spark plug.
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Luke, how could you forget
your bathing suit?
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You came over here to swim.
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It's all right, honey.
He can wear mine.
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I'll borrow from Jay.
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You have a favorite I should
keep my hands off of, Jay?
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That ship sailed
about 20 years ago.
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Ha ha! Zinger!
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Save some of that charm
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for our commercial shoot
today, dad, huh?
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Women: ♪ closets, closets,
closets, closets ♪
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You see what
our competition's doing?
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See the lasers?
Special effects?
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I'll bet they spent
5 million bucks on that thing.
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Don't worry, dad.
The concept I came up with
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- is so much better than theirs.
- We're scrapping it.
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What? I worked
for two months on that.
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Sorry. We gotta go
with what's proven.
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We're remaking
my old commercial.
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30 years ago,
my dad was in a local ad
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for Pritchett's Closets,
and he has always been
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really proud of the slogan
he came up with.
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I've never understood
what it means.
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[ 1980s-style instrumental music
playing ] Man: Pritchett's Closets...
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Choose one
of our nine luxurious models
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like the Monte Carlo.
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Or how about a custom design
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using our state-of-the-art
technology?
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Come visit Pritchett's
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and go home
with the closet of your dreams.
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Closet? You'll love it!
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[ Chuckles ] The entire town
went nuts for that ad.
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People stopped me
in the street,
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asking me to say the slogan.
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Are you sure they weren't
asking you to explain it?
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What's to explain?
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Instead of "Like it?
You'll love it,"
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you use the word "Closet."
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Then why not, "Like it?
You'll closet!"?
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That makes no sense.
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Look, I know it was rough
on you and Mitch
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having a famous dad,
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you know, getting your picture
taken in restaurants.
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That happened one time, dad,
only because we were eating
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with Ralph Berman,
"Garage Door Opener King."
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Hey, he was eating with us.
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- [ Sighs ]
- The point is,
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that ad scored for us,
and it will again.
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So we're gonna flush
all my hard work
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because you got freaked out
by some commercial
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that's not even that catchy.
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[ Humming ]
♪ closets, closets ♪
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All right, get there!
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Ugh!
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Hey, if you really wanna impress
Beth when she gets here,
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you should try
for that giant elephant.
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Oh, penguin's just as good.
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[ Ball bounces ]
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- Money!
- Aah!
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I just spent
a lot of money. A lot.
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Sorry. I had to check in
at the job.
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Always something going down
at The Hut.
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You were at The Hut?
I would guess pizza,
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but based
on your ripply stomach I saw
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when you helped me get down
off the gondola ride,
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I'm gonna guess...
Sunglass Hut.
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Yep, chase picked out
these vintage-y sunglasses
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that look like
I could've been murdered
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at a cool house party
in the '70s.
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Ooh, you've been framed.
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[ Laughs ]
You should use that.
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- Hmm?
- At your job at The Hut.
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[ Laughs ] You just said
"Jabba the hut."
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I'm really lost here, guys.
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Oh!
Oh! That smarts.
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- Again? - Yeah. Uh, it's probably
just motion sickness.
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Uh, yeah, the motion of shoving
deep fried garbage
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in your mouth all day.
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It's my manager again.
She's always on me.
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Can't wait till the fall
when she's off to college.
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Yeah, Maureen?
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[ Groans ]
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Beth's not coming.
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She's too tired to drive up
from San Diego.
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So this Beth, who I've
never actually met,
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is she one of those
real-life move-around girls?
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Ha ha.
You know she's a real girl.
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Fine, but, you know,
she flew all the way over here
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for some coast guard training.
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She can't drive a couple hours
to see you?
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She's been saving
drowning mannequins all morning,
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and some of them
are plus-sized,
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because a lot of people
fall off cruise ships.
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Okay, but doesn't it bother you
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that she's flaked for, like,
the hundredth time?
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I know you have a problem
with Beth,
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but what we have works
for me, okay?
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And if we're pointing fingers...
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I want you to help me
find my keys.
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Wait. Shh.
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- They're in my jacket.
- Okay.
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Got it.
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[ Whirring ]
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Mom, that perv
is ogling you again.
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No! I was reading
my horoscope.
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"You will borrow
a huge swimsuit today." What?
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Ay, no, the plane! The plane!
It's always spying on me!
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Go away or I'm gonna call
the policeman!
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Wow, don't even waste
your time, Gloria.
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Johnny law's got no chance
with that baby.
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You're looking
at a freeling cloudgazer
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with after-market frequency
scrambler. Untraceable.
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As you can guess,
I'm a droner myself.
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Yes, you're droning right now.
Ay, it's getting closer!
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Mom, maybe you should cover up.
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No! That's crazy. We can just
knock it out of the sky.
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Manny, grab the hose.
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I'll use this to blind it.
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My eyes!
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- My eyes!
- Oh!
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- Oh!
- [ High-pitched voice ] Aah!
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[ Whirs ]
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And just like that,
it disappears.
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In his defense,
the water's really cold.
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- [ Speaks indistinctly ]
- Oh! You're still rehearsing.
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We sure are, and we found
a more appropriate song
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for lily's singing voice.
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- Really? Well, I'd love to hear it.
- Okay.
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♪ Everybody was
kung fu fighting ♪
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Hyah! Hyah!
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♪ Those kicks were
fast as lightning ♪
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Hyah! Hyah!
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♪ In fact, it was
a little bit frightening ♪
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Okay, stop, stop, stop.
No, come on. No. No!
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This is ridiculous.
She's not even singing.
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She wasn't singing before
either.
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Okay, go get some water. Cam.
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Mitchell, I just don't want her
to embarrass herself
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in front of her friends,
not to mention the parents.
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I can already hear
Andrew's condescending, "Hmm."
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Oh, my gosh. You're still
competing with Andrew.
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He staged a coup, Mitchell.
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He forced me out of the group
I founded.
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I founded it.
The Greensleevers were
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Southern California's
premier holiday chorus
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and "Just the nutmeg we want"
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our yuletide eggnog
dusted with"...
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- "LA Times," December 23, 199...
- I remember.
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Oh, I remember.
I remember.
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So you're not worried about
Lily embarrassing herself.
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You're worried about
Lily embarrassing you.
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Not so much now that
she's not singing.
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Hey. Lily is gonna sing
whatever she wants,
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and you're gonna get over
this thing with Andrew...
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because a grown man
should not have a nemesis.
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- It's ridiculous.
- You know what's ridiculous?
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Is being forced to turn in
your jingle bells
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to a man with less
vocal range than a teakettle.
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Hyah!
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- [ Crying ]
- [ Footsteps approach ]
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Hi.
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Oh, I thought you had a date.
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I did, but I bailed. He's not
exactly the sharpest shed.
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What is his deal?
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I took his pacifier hours ago,
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and he's still crying.
He's being such a baby.
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Well, maybe he's just not
ready to give them up.
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No, I promised my mother
that he wouldn't use it anymore.
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Her uncle used it
until he was 4,
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and now he's in jail.
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I feel like a lot of your family
stories end that way.
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I'm gonna put on
a bathing suit.
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- [ Crying continues ]
- Hi, Manny.
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Please stick Joe in front
of the TV.
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He always calms down
when he listens to...
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♪ Closets, closets,
closets, closets ♪
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- Dad, you might wanna see this.
- [ Clicks button ]
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Oh!
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[ Water splashes,
pool skimmer clanks ]
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He put us on YouTube?
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He called it
"Drone 1, Idiots 0."
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It has 32,000 views.
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We have to strike back.
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That drone just messed
with the wrong idiot.
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- [ Cell phone chimes ]
- [ Sighs ]
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[ Gasps ]
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Andy's in the hospital.
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What? Why?
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Appendicitis.
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Is he okay? Maybe I should
go down there.
245
00:08:58,931 --> 00:09:00,135
This is not good.
246
00:09:00,212 --> 00:09:02,416
My second cousin
got appendicitis,
247
00:09:02,499 --> 00:09:04,404
and now he's in jail.
248
00:09:05,325 --> 00:09:06,627
Hmm.
249
00:09:07,536 --> 00:09:09,938
Closet? You'll love it.
250
00:09:10,694 --> 00:09:12,297
Man: And... cut.
251
00:09:13,116 --> 00:09:14,123
Uh, that was great, Jay.
252
00:09:14,206 --> 00:09:16,287
Let's try it again.
Maybe a little lighter.
253
00:09:16,366 --> 00:09:17,607
- Lighter.
- Yeah.
254
00:09:17,693 --> 00:09:19,545
Just, you know,
happier, warmer.
255
00:09:19,662 --> 00:09:23,296
Even more? All right.
256
00:09:24,127 --> 00:09:26,609
From Jay's line.
Here we go. And...
257
00:09:27,457 --> 00:09:28,368
action.
258
00:09:28,477 --> 00:09:30,474
Closet? You'll love it!
259
00:09:30,607 --> 00:09:31,345
Cut.
260
00:09:31,430 --> 00:09:33,505
- You see that was exactly
the same, right? - I do.
261
00:09:33,594 --> 00:09:34,877
- So what does it mean?
- I don't know.
262
00:09:35,001 --> 00:09:36,331
- So do we have it?
- Um...
263
00:09:36,416 --> 00:09:38,082
I gave you, like,
10 different choices.
264
00:09:38,181 --> 00:09:40,896
Let's not overthink this, huh?
Just pick one.
265
00:09:41,020 --> 00:09:42,774
Okay. Well... give him a minute.
266
00:09:42,860 --> 00:09:43,843
- He'll calm down.
- Sure.
267
00:09:43,932 --> 00:09:45,371
- Uh, hey, Claire?
- Yes. Yeah.
268
00:09:45,437 --> 00:09:46,497
So we were just talking,
269
00:09:46,617 --> 00:09:49,406
and strictly
from a marketing standpoint,
270
00:09:49,494 --> 00:09:51,818
- do you think Jay is, um...
- He stinks.
271
00:09:51,917 --> 00:09:53,237
- He's the worst. So bad.
- [ Grunts ]
272
00:09:53,392 --> 00:09:57,387
And, um... strictly from
a keeping-my-job standpoint,
273
00:09:57,474 --> 00:09:59,983
it would be so dope
if you told him that.
274
00:10:00,078 --> 00:10:03,361
Oh. Oh, God.
I can't fire my dad!
275
00:10:03,451 --> 00:10:04,608
I know.
I know. It must be hard,
276
00:10:04,702 --> 00:10:06,857
but you realize it's
the best thing for the company.
277
00:10:06,938 --> 00:10:08,294
- Yes, I do.
- Okay.
278
00:10:08,377 --> 00:10:09,651
Can I at least count on you
to back me up?
279
00:10:09,750 --> 00:10:12,602
Totally. Come on. We both
know your dad is incredible.
280
00:10:12,664 --> 00:10:13,996
Do you see him today?
He's like George Clooney
281
00:10:14,078 --> 00:10:15,364
but older, but better.
282
00:10:15,428 --> 00:10:17,421
I...
thought that was Jay. I'm sorry.
283
00:10:17,535 --> 00:10:20,896
Oh, man. Almost fainted.
[ Exhales ]
284
00:10:21,546 --> 00:10:23,141
Just gonna put my head
between my legs.
285
00:10:23,283 --> 00:10:25,108
- Plenty of room down there.
- [ Chuckles nervously ]
286
00:10:25,490 --> 00:10:26,617
[ Pop ]
287
00:10:26,694 --> 00:10:28,732
[ Cheers and applause ]
288
00:10:28,897 --> 00:10:30,534
We'll now take a break
to sweep up the confetti
289
00:10:30,631 --> 00:10:33,667
that was definitely not
mentioned in dress rehearsal.
290
00:10:34,130 --> 00:10:35,512
[ Indistinct conversations ]
291
00:10:35,794 --> 00:10:38,500
Okay, here comes Andrew.
Just act like we don't care
292
00:10:38,582 --> 00:10:40,079
about the whole Greensleevers
thing.
293
00:10:40,175 --> 00:10:41,640
Ooh, I hope I could
pull this off.
294
00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,178
Cameron.
295
00:10:43,254 --> 00:10:45,370
- Andrew.
- Enjoyable show.
296
00:10:45,465 --> 00:10:48,166
- So did you...
- Direct? No, not this year.
297
00:10:48,283 --> 00:10:49,432
Ah, I didn't think so.
298
00:10:49,512 --> 00:10:50,809
You're...
299
00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:52,108
So we're really enjoying
the show, too.
300
00:10:52,273 --> 00:10:53,812
It's all about the kids,
you know.
301
00:10:53,970 --> 00:10:55,994
Sorry.
They only had flat.
302
00:10:56,148 --> 00:10:58,211
Mitchell.
303
00:10:58,417 --> 00:10:59,651
Simon.
304
00:10:59,846 --> 00:11:03,400
Turns out recently,
Andrew married Simon.
305
00:11:03,523 --> 00:11:05,138
My bitter rival
from law school.
306
00:11:05,224 --> 00:11:06,680
Or... nemesis?
307
00:11:06,776 --> 00:11:07,846
I've...
[ Groans ]
308
00:11:07,952 --> 00:11:10,605
So how's work? I'm sure
you heard I made partner
309
00:11:10,704 --> 00:11:13,113
at Gotshal, Manges,
Flom, Arps, & Leboeuf.
310
00:11:13,219 --> 00:11:15,591
And I'm actually at
the justice institute now.
311
00:11:15,698 --> 00:11:16,805
So rewarding.
312
00:11:16,909 --> 00:11:19,835
Oh, I think our firm donated
one of our old fax machines
313
00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:21,744
to you guys.
314
00:11:22,207 --> 00:11:22,992
♪
315
00:11:23,078 --> 00:11:24,350
We better go.
We're moving closer
316
00:11:24,439 --> 00:11:26,407
because our daughter's
about to perform.
317
00:11:26,514 --> 00:11:28,905
- Yours is from Vietnam, right?
- Mm-hmm.
318
00:11:28,981 --> 00:11:31,355
We were able to adopt one
from Korea.
319
00:11:31,514 --> 00:11:33,564
So...
320
00:11:35,492 --> 00:11:38,261
Did he really just end
a conversation on "So..."?
321
00:11:38,351 --> 00:11:39,408
Let's just take our seats.
322
00:11:39,479 --> 00:11:41,002
No, Cam,
I-I don't know if this is
323
00:11:41,081 --> 00:11:42,827
the most supportive environment
for Lily to...
324
00:11:42,924 --> 00:11:44,540
- I agree. Let's get her out of the show.
- Okay. Yeah.
325
00:11:44,627 --> 00:11:46,069
And are Koreans really better?
326
00:11:46,147 --> 00:11:47,307
I don't know.
327
00:11:47,855 --> 00:11:50,212
[ Drone whirring ]
328
00:11:50,283 --> 00:11:52,937
Chicken's in the pot. I repeat,
we have eyes on the chicken.
329
00:11:55,532 --> 00:11:58,001
Eat paint.
Damn it. I missed.
330
00:11:58,073 --> 00:11:59,073
Luke, gravity!
331
00:11:59,151 --> 00:12:01,611
Shut up, nerd! Ow! Ow!
332
00:12:01,667 --> 00:12:04,143
Plan "B"! If you can't beat 'em,
drone 'em!
333
00:12:04,237 --> 00:12:05,235
Activate voice control!
334
00:12:05,330 --> 00:12:06,412
[ Whirring ]
335
00:12:06,478 --> 00:12:07,843
Forward 10 feet.
336
00:12:08,773 --> 00:12:10,610
- Oh! It's attacking!
- Get down!
337
00:12:11,594 --> 00:12:14,098
Damn it.
Deactivate voice control!
338
00:12:14,184 --> 00:12:17,272
Plan "C"! Follow it home!
339
00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:21,050
Hurry up!
340
00:12:21,421 --> 00:12:23,539
Hey! That's my bike!
341
00:12:23,679 --> 00:12:26,715
We're all making sacrifices!
I'm wearing a monokini!
342
00:12:26,803 --> 00:12:28,499
- Hey, Lizzie! Whoa!
- Aah!
343
00:12:28,584 --> 00:12:29,905
Okay, I need to borrow this,
okay?
344
00:12:30,013 --> 00:12:32,284
Here, just... all right.
Okay.
345
00:12:32,381 --> 00:12:33,611
I promise to bring it back,
all right?
346
00:12:33,737 --> 00:12:36,904
No, that's what you said
about my mom's humidifier!
347
00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:38,116
[ Drone whirring ]
348
00:12:38,610 --> 00:12:40,353
He's heading for the river
to try and lose us.
349
00:12:40,466 --> 00:12:42,283
Damn you, Denise,
at the patent office
350
00:12:42,386 --> 00:12:44,185
for stalling my aquabike!
351
00:12:45,183 --> 00:12:46,021
Look out!
352
00:12:46,126 --> 00:12:46,774
Ow!
353
00:12:48,163 --> 00:12:49,044
You okay?
354
00:12:49,117 --> 00:12:50,771
It's gonna take more
than a little truck to st...
355
00:12:50,860 --> 00:12:52,114
All: Aah!
356
00:12:52,217 --> 00:12:53,866
- Ohh!
- Ow!
357
00:12:55,373 --> 00:12:57,490
- Ow. Are you guys okay?
- Yeah.
358
00:12:57,719 --> 00:12:59,518
This isn't over yet!
You know that!
359
00:12:59,594 --> 00:13:00,741
- Aah!
- Oh, God! Dad!
360
00:13:00,816 --> 00:13:01,845
Aah! Phil!
361
00:13:03,494 --> 00:13:05,518
- Ohh!
- Ow! Ow! Ow!
362
00:13:08,535 --> 00:13:10,472
"Drone 2, Idiots 0."
363
00:13:10,564 --> 00:13:11,522
Come on!
364
00:13:11,854 --> 00:13:14,673
At least it's far away
so you can't tell it's us.
365
00:13:14,788 --> 00:13:15,940
- Yeah.
- [ Computer bloops ]
366
00:13:16,028 --> 00:13:17,552
Oh, great. Another comment.
367
00:13:17,652 --> 00:13:19,861
"LOL. That's my realtor,
Phil D..."
368
00:13:21,237 --> 00:13:22,501
Okay, let's just grab her
and go.
369
00:13:22,579 --> 00:13:23,819
She's up after the next act.
370
00:13:23,903 --> 00:13:25,007
Hey, we're doing
the right thing.
371
00:13:25,100 --> 00:13:27,174
You can develop
deep emotional scars at age 7.
372
00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:28,203
I still can't eat...
373
00:13:28,287 --> 00:13:29,674
Salt and vinegar chips.
Yes, I know.
374
00:13:29,770 --> 00:13:31,374
I can't relive this
with you right now.
375
00:13:31,461 --> 00:13:32,656
I'm sorry. Okay.
376
00:13:32,988 --> 00:13:34,507
Look at her.
377
00:13:35,345 --> 00:13:38,458
Yeah. Add mouth-catching
to things she can't do.
378
00:13:38,527 --> 00:13:40,651
No. I mean, she's not
nervous at all,
379
00:13:40,734 --> 00:13:42,687
and look at the other kids.
They're a wreck.
380
00:13:42,775 --> 00:13:44,051
You know, she may not have
gotten our talent,
381
00:13:44,172 --> 00:13:46,781
but she didn't get
our self-consciousness either.
382
00:13:47,766 --> 00:13:50,437
Oh. Well, we're not giving her
our self-consciousness.
383
00:13:50,542 --> 00:13:52,695
Today is her day,
and she is...
384
00:13:52,882 --> 00:13:54,868
She is gonna sing.
Come on.
385
00:13:54,985 --> 00:13:58,185
♪
386
00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:04,049
[ Amplified voice ]
Hi. My mom's doing chemo,
387
00:14:04,161 --> 00:14:06,824
so I shaved my head
to be like her.
388
00:14:06,935 --> 00:14:08,985
This is for you, mom.
389
00:14:09,864 --> 00:14:13,594
[ Voice belting ] ♪ and I ♪
390
00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:15,096
♪ I ♪
391
00:14:15,208 --> 00:14:19,103
♪ Will always love you ♪
392
00:14:19,177 --> 00:14:21,313
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
393
00:14:21,392 --> 00:14:23,578
- Hey, hey, we got a problem.
- What's wrong, sweetie?
394
00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:25,752
I can't go after her.
Are you kidding?
395
00:14:26,553 --> 00:14:29,409
Okay, well, honey, we can't
just leave right now.
396
00:14:29,587 --> 00:14:33,113
Sorry, gotta run.
Maya's feeling a bit feverish.
397
00:14:33,203 --> 00:14:35,528
Oh, well, I guess some people
can't take the heat.
398
00:14:35,692 --> 00:14:39,235
♪ ...will always love you ♪
399
00:14:39,314 --> 00:14:40,884
- [ Under breath ] Can you believe that?
- No.
400
00:14:41,061 --> 00:14:43,193
Okay, now we can leave.
Let's go out the side door.
401
00:14:44,229 --> 00:14:45,680
Hey, dad, I...
402
00:14:46,265 --> 00:14:47,529
I tried to grab you
after the shoot,
403
00:14:47,614 --> 00:14:48,725
but you just flew out of there.
404
00:14:48,829 --> 00:14:49,794
I didn't want it to seem like
405
00:14:49,899 --> 00:14:51,741
I was hanging around
for compliments.
406
00:14:51,829 --> 00:14:54,115
There... there was some
discussion after you left.
407
00:14:54,206 --> 00:14:56,327
- Keep it moving, buddy!
- Um...
408
00:14:56,441 --> 00:14:58,973
A-a few people feel that
you came across a little...
409
00:14:59,095 --> 00:15:01,600
Sign says "No Menus"!
410
00:15:02,643 --> 00:15:03,683
What'd you say?
411
00:15:03,769 --> 00:15:04,690
Uh...
412
00:15:04,856 --> 00:15:06,227
the group thinks
413
00:15:06,380 --> 00:15:08,301
that maybe it would be
for the best
414
00:15:08,391 --> 00:15:11,493
if... if someone else
was our spokesman.
415
00:15:11,688 --> 00:15:13,594
It's called
Pritchett's Closets.
416
00:15:13,689 --> 00:15:15,308
Yeah, I know,
but you were coming off
417
00:15:15,397 --> 00:15:17,120
- just a tiny bit...
- Damn kids.
418
00:15:17,232 --> 00:15:18,131
It's mine now!
419
00:15:18,228 --> 00:15:20,251
- Tiny bit grumpy.
- Grumpy?
420
00:15:20,351 --> 00:15:21,662
There's nothing wrong
with being a little gruff.
421
00:15:21,756 --> 00:15:23,107
That's how you are.
422
00:15:23,194 --> 00:15:24,464
- But when it comes to selling, dad...
- What do you mean...
423
00:15:24,556 --> 00:15:26,041
What do you mean, how I am?
424
00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:28,136
Is that what people think of me,
that I'm some big grump?
425
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:29,814
Dad, that cannot be a big shock
426
00:15:29,898 --> 00:15:31,757
- that kids call you "Grumpa."
- Since when?
427
00:15:31,875 --> 00:15:34,834
Not to your face?
Cowards.
428
00:15:34,930 --> 00:15:39,132
So if I get "Grumpa,"
what do they call Phil's dad?
429
00:15:39,254 --> 00:15:42,226
You know, just...
"Funpa."
430
00:15:42,298 --> 00:15:45,287
That mound of human silly string
gets "Funpa"?
431
00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:47,391
- That's not the issue, dad.
- No, no, I know what the issue is.
432
00:15:47,603 --> 00:15:49,540
You're saying I'm not
warm and cuddly enough
433
00:15:49,611 --> 00:15:51,093
to sell closets anymore.
434
00:15:51,222 --> 00:15:53,348
It's a day that every father
knows may come
435
00:15:53,505 --> 00:15:54,968
but hopes it never will.
436
00:15:55,073 --> 00:15:56,309
Are we sure every father...
437
00:15:56,386 --> 00:15:57,987
- Stop hurting me!
- Oh!
438
00:16:02,024 --> 00:16:04,788
Hey, how you feelin'?
439
00:16:05,260 --> 00:16:06,965
Hey.
440
00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:08,622
Oh, looks like they got you
441
00:16:08,709 --> 00:16:11,040
on a bunch of good drugs
before your surgery.
442
00:16:11,130 --> 00:16:13,670
[ Chuckles ] I just came in
to check on you.
443
00:16:13,761 --> 00:16:16,020
Pretty scary going through this
all by yourself.
444
00:16:16,151 --> 00:16:17,959
[ Mocking voice ]
Too bad your girlfriend
445
00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:19,658
couldn't be here.
446
00:16:19,749 --> 00:16:20,940
Beth is real.
447
00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:22,318
I know that.
448
00:16:22,425 --> 00:16:23,774
No.
449
00:16:24,103 --> 00:16:25,990
Beth is real.
450
00:16:26,089 --> 00:16:28,165
Okay, you really wanna
talk about it?
451
00:16:28,271 --> 00:16:30,435
How real is your relationship?
452
00:16:30,585 --> 00:16:33,614
Real is when someone finds out
that you're in the hospital
453
00:16:33,770 --> 00:16:36,335
and drops everything because
she doesn't want you
454
00:16:36,424 --> 00:16:38,565
to be freaked out and alone.
455
00:16:39,042 --> 00:16:41,322
Look, I'm not trying
to be mean.
456
00:16:41,411 --> 00:16:43,398
It's just...
You ever think you might be
457
00:16:43,501 --> 00:16:45,435
settling for something here?
458
00:16:46,656 --> 00:16:47,875
[ Sighs ]
459
00:16:48,430 --> 00:16:50,112
We've... we've all done it.
460
00:16:50,398 --> 00:16:51,758
Talked ourselves
into the penguin
461
00:16:51,861 --> 00:16:54,492
because we didn't think
we had a shot at the elephant.
462
00:16:58,200 --> 00:16:59,973
[ Sighs ]
463
00:17:01,899 --> 00:17:04,512
If I'm your elephant,
you have a shot.
464
00:17:04,594 --> 00:17:06,434
That's what I'm trying
to say, dummy.
465
00:17:06,518 --> 00:17:08,242
[ Door opens ]
466
00:17:08,572 --> 00:17:10,065
I'm glad he's finally asleep.
467
00:17:10,190 --> 00:17:12,355
He kept going on
about Beth Israel Hospital.
468
00:17:12,444 --> 00:17:13,678
I told him his insurance
is fine.
469
00:17:13,758 --> 00:17:14,791
We can do the surgery here.
470
00:17:14,877 --> 00:17:17,144
Beth Israel? Oh.
471
00:17:17,344 --> 00:17:19,728
Oh, my God.
Andy, are you okay?
472
00:17:19,852 --> 00:17:20,590
He's okay, right?
473
00:17:20,691 --> 00:17:21,988
[ Whispers ]
Uh, yeah, he's sleeping.
474
00:17:22,070 --> 00:17:23,576
[ Whispers ]
Oh, thank God.
475
00:17:23,874 --> 00:17:25,546
I'm Beth, Andy's girlfriend.
476
00:17:25,631 --> 00:17:27,407
Oh. Hi. Uh, Haley.
477
00:17:27,493 --> 00:17:30,720
Of course. Andy's told me
so much about you.
478
00:17:30,797 --> 00:17:32,318
I'm so sorry about
missing the carnival.
479
00:17:32,398 --> 00:17:34,067
I've just been up
for two days straight.
480
00:17:34,250 --> 00:17:37,412
Well, you're here,
so I should go.
481
00:17:37,507 --> 00:17:38,949
Okay. Thanks again.
482
00:17:39,028 --> 00:17:40,043
Mm.
483
00:17:51,015 --> 00:17:52,010
Listen, listen.
484
00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:54,019
It worked.
He stopped crying.
485
00:17:54,098 --> 00:17:56,326
Oh, so good for him.
I'm glad. So listen.
486
00:17:56,431 --> 00:17:58,884
Who are these beautiful people?
They must be cousins of yours?
487
00:17:58,961 --> 00:18:00,751
- Yes, they are...
- Mm-hmm.
488
00:18:00,834 --> 00:18:02,212
Wait a minute.
489
00:18:02,381 --> 00:18:04,094
- You turned it off.
- [ Joe crying ]
490
00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:07,441
And I thought that he was
finally getting over his binky!
491
00:18:07,566 --> 00:18:09,922
The screaming
is driving me crazy!
492
00:18:09,998 --> 00:18:12,163
The screaming is driving
everyone crazy, Gloria.
493
00:18:12,283 --> 00:18:13,648
You either have to turn
this thing off,
494
00:18:13,735 --> 00:18:14,490
or I'm going up there
495
00:18:14,565 --> 00:18:16,351
and giving him my keys
to suck on.
496
00:18:16,455 --> 00:18:19,009
Hey-o!
How's my beautiful wife?
497
00:18:19,189 --> 00:18:21,603
What happened?
Why do you look like that?
498
00:18:21,683 --> 00:18:22,882
I'm just happy to see you.
499
00:18:22,978 --> 00:18:24,430
You look like a crazy person.
500
00:18:24,508 --> 00:18:25,891
Dad, what are you doing
with your face? Come on.
501
00:18:26,001 --> 00:18:28,276
Did anyone else notice
that Joe stopped crying? Aah.
502
00:18:28,371 --> 00:18:30,737
Back from the talent show early.
Don't ask why.
503
00:18:30,819 --> 00:18:32,055
I love it when children
have talent.
504
00:18:32,189 --> 00:18:33,383
Mitchell: Why are you
smiling like that?
505
00:18:33,478 --> 00:18:34,656
[ Gasps ] Did something
happen to mom?
506
00:18:34,764 --> 00:18:37,653
Put your face back
to what it used to be.
507
00:18:37,738 --> 00:18:38,961
Come on, dad.
Just drop it.
508
00:18:39,070 --> 00:18:42,178
So now I'm too happy.
Make up your damn minds!
509
00:18:42,484 --> 00:18:43,621
There he is.
510
00:18:44,510 --> 00:18:45,834
I've got it.
511
00:18:46,811 --> 00:18:47,948
[ Cap squeaks ]
512
00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:52,330
Dad, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to upset you.
513
00:18:52,430 --> 00:18:53,579
Save it, Claire.
514
00:18:54,317 --> 00:18:56,370
I watched what we shot today.
515
00:18:56,537 --> 00:18:58,252
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, I'm not that cheery,
516
00:18:58,377 --> 00:19:00,539
likeable celebrity I was
30 years ago.
517
00:19:01,245 --> 00:19:04,985
I am an old grump now.
When did I turn that corner?
518
00:19:05,129 --> 00:19:06,332
You haven't. You haven't.
519
00:19:06,414 --> 00:19:07,911
I mean, you're creeping
up to it.
520
00:19:07,987 --> 00:19:10,735
You got your blinker on,
but... you haven't yet.
521
00:19:10,819 --> 00:19:12,254
I saw it happen to my dad,
you know?
522
00:19:12,983 --> 00:19:15,866
One day, happy-go-lucky
rotary drill operator,
523
00:19:15,901 --> 00:19:18,261
the next he's throwing
his schlitz at the TV
524
00:19:18,363 --> 00:19:20,349
'cause some lady sportscaster
came on.
525
00:19:20,425 --> 00:19:21,672
[ Chuckles ]
526
00:19:21,830 --> 00:19:23,385
I swore I'd never be like that.
527
00:19:23,474 --> 00:19:24,840
You're not that bad.
If you were,
528
00:19:24,929 --> 00:19:27,054
why would we all spend
all our time over here?
529
00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:28,936
- Oh, you just come here for the pool.
- That's not...
530
00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:32,635
That's not true.
No. Crazy.
531
00:19:32,754 --> 00:19:34,456
[ Inhales and exhales deeply ]
532
00:19:34,551 --> 00:19:37,052
Dad, you are a long way
from turning into grandpa.
533
00:19:37,207 --> 00:19:38,755
You know, I was with him
534
00:19:38,889 --> 00:19:42,228
the first time he saw sushi
in the grocery store.
535
00:19:42,396 --> 00:19:44,019
He grabbed the price check mike
536
00:19:44,112 --> 00:19:46,662
and treated us all to a little
lecture on Pearl Harbor.
537
00:19:46,816 --> 00:19:49,355
You just have to fight it
a little.
538
00:19:49,447 --> 00:19:51,154
- I appreciate it, honey.
- Mm.
539
00:19:51,253 --> 00:19:54,477
I'm not sure some of this just
isn't natural order of things.
540
00:19:54,574 --> 00:19:55,699
[ Door opens ]
541
00:19:55,770 --> 00:19:58,930
Bogey at 10:00! Move it!
This is not a drill!
542
00:19:59,006 --> 00:20:00,413
What?
543
00:20:00,605 --> 00:20:02,348
- [ Drone whirring ]
- Gentlemen, on my count,
544
00:20:02,443 --> 00:20:04,397
let slip the dogs of war!
545
00:20:04,497 --> 00:20:06,243
8... 7...
546
00:20:06,327 --> 00:20:09,712
What the hell are you three
doing out here?!
547
00:20:10,026 --> 00:20:11,723
Now if we have a prayer
at this thing,
548
00:20:11,835 --> 00:20:14,832
we have to triangulate.
Phil, stay where you are.
549
00:20:14,917 --> 00:20:16,665
- Luke, by the tree. Give me
some of those oranges. - Here you go.
550
00:20:16,778 --> 00:20:18,574
Now let's go on my count,
551
00:20:18,697 --> 00:20:20,707
'cause nobody starts at 8.
552
00:20:20,841 --> 00:20:23,467
3... 2... 1.
553
00:20:23,598 --> 00:20:26,073
[ All yelling ]
554
00:20:26,149 --> 00:20:28,503
Get the hell off the space
above my lawn!
555
00:20:28,773 --> 00:20:32,637
- Ow!
- Take a look at this. Look at this.
556
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:33,682
[ Laughter ]
557
00:20:33,996 --> 00:20:34,944
[ Bang ]
558
00:20:35,673 --> 00:20:36,958
Hey!
559
00:20:37,322 --> 00:20:39,020
[ Laughter ]
We did it!
560
00:20:39,409 --> 00:20:40,713
We did it!
561
00:20:40,872 --> 00:20:42,152
[ Laughter ]
562
00:20:42,945 --> 00:20:45,948
Drone 2, Idiots 1!
[ Laughs ]
563
00:20:46,268 --> 00:20:48,162
Some boys need a little help,
564
00:20:48,495 --> 00:20:50,044
but not all boys.
565
00:20:50,123 --> 00:20:53,054
[ Crying ]
566
00:20:53,803 --> 00:20:55,167
No binky.
567
00:20:57,604 --> 00:20:58,944
All right, dad,
we're ready for you.
568
00:20:59,033 --> 00:21:00,269
Just give us five minutes.
569
00:21:00,602 --> 00:21:02,470
Seems like a waste of time,
but go ahead.
570
00:21:03,032 --> 00:21:05,259
Closet, but no cigar.
571
00:21:05,345 --> 00:21:07,610
Why? Because we closet.
572
00:21:07,721 --> 00:21:09,669
I'll have what she's closet.
573
00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:11,120
[ As "Forrest Gump" ]
Mama always said
574
00:21:11,220 --> 00:21:13,447
life is like a box of closets.
575
00:21:13,536 --> 00:21:15,604
On your mark, get set, closet.
576
00:21:15,674 --> 00:21:19,181
[ Imitates announcer voice ]
Let's get ready to closet!
577
00:21:19,268 --> 00:21:22,492
[ As "Tony Montana" ]
Say hello to my little closet.
578
00:21:22,962 --> 00:21:25,042
Damn it. They're all good.
579
00:21:25,333 --> 00:21:28,110
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