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- Hi, there.
- Hey.
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I'll be your server
for tonight.
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My name is Brian
if you guys need anything.
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What's your name
if we don't need anything?
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Patricia.
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You're quick, Patricia!
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Thanks. So, our
specialty cocktail for tonight
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is a basil-infused mojito.
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Oh, yum!
We'll take three.
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Uh, no.
That's okay. I'm good.
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Come on, now.
Join us for a specialty cocktail
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- on our specialty evening.
- Yeah.
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- Three, please.
- Okay.
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If you don't drink it,
someone will.
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Well, that Brian
sure is a cutie, huh?
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I'd kill to have those lips.
I mean on me.
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I mean I want his lips
on my mouth.
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- Uh, can we just cut to the chase?
- He's got great lips.
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No, no, no, no, no. What are we
doing here? What is this about?
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Nothing! We just wanted
to have a fun night out
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- with our daughter.
- Yeah! Just think of us as your friends.
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- Yeah!
- I don't have 45-year-old friends.
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Well, you don't have 45-year-old
parents yet, either, honey,
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so calm down.
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Haley has no plan
for her future whatsoever.
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She's living in our basement,
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taking community-college
classes, and, well, meandering.
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So we're gonna take her out.
We'll have some fun.
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And then gently ease her
into a friendly conversation
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about her future.
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As opposed to the approach
that we've taken in the past.
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Is this what you're gonna do
with your life--
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sleep late and take a selfie?!
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Why are you always
criticizing me?!
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Is this really
how you want to start the day?!
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My day started 5 hours ago.
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I am under a lot of pressure!
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How?! How?!
You take three classes a week,
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and you miss half of them!
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The parking is tricky!
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Morning, sunshine.
I saved you some lunch.
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I get it, okay?!
I'm lazy! God!
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You know what drives me crazy?
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Getting these customer-satisfaction
calls during dinner.
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They change the oil on your car,
they want a love letter!
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I know. I'm waiting for a call
from my doctor's office--
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"Please rate
your prostate exam.
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Would you say
you were satisfied?"
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I hope you weren't.
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"I hope you weren't."
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That's a good one, Gloria!
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Do you know how hard it is to be
funny in a second language, Jay?
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This beautiful lady
is very good.
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Ay, Darlene,
you're learning Spanish?
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Yes, Shorty and I
have been taking classes.
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- We're getting good.
- Oh, yeah.
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That's wonderful!
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You said "That's wonderful,"
right? My Italian helps me.
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Why the sudden interest
in Spanish?
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Well, actually, there's
something we have to tell you,
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you know? All right.
How's this? We're--
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- We're moving to Costa Rica!
- Yeah!
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What?!
When?
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In a couple of weeks. The cost
of living is so low down there,
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you know? We found this
beautiful place on the water.
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It's got its own private beach.
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Bathing suits are optional.
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But encouraged.
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Ay, I'm going to miss you guys.
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Don't worry about it.
I give it three months, tops.
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You hate the beach. And you know
how humid it is down there?
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I love the steam room
at the club.
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It's the same thing,
except I don't have to see you
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sitting there
like a pile of melted ice cream.
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'Cause you're Tom Selleck
in a towel.
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I'm just ready
for an adventure.
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I want to try something new.
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Stick around here. Pick up
a check every now and then.
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Why do you always
have to be so negative?
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- I think it's great.
- No, you're right. I'm sorry.
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I'm surprised, that's all.
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Let's toast this amazing
new chapter of your lives.
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To mosquitoes
the size of your fist.
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This is why
all your friends move away.
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To us, alone at last.
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We both look
very handsome tonight.
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You know, if you--
if you'd just said
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that I looked handsome,
I would have said, "So do you."
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I couldn't take that chance.
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I wanted to get off
on the right foot.
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Mitchell and I desperately need
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- a romantic night out to reconnect.
- Yeah. I don't--
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I don't know if it's the stress
of planning a wedding,
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but we've been a little tense
with each other lately, huh?
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Even our friend J'Marcus
said how bitchy we've been.
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- What-- When did he say that?
- Oh, at Pepper's party
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that night you wore those pants
that don't fit you anymore.
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Oh, right. And you brought that
bad wine that everybody hated.
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- See? We really need this.
- We really do.
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Oh, you know, uh, Pepper said
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- that for our cake tasting,
we needed to have-- - Unh, unh, unh, unh.
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Remember our rules--
no wedding talk, no Lily talk.
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I'm sorry.
No, you're right.
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So, just gonna...
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Should we hear
the specials again?
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- We can't ask him a third time.
- Mm-hmm.
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You know what I might try
when I'm down there? Surfing.
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So it's gonna be
a closed casket. My turn.
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What are you talking about?
I just sunk the 3 ball.
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Then you moved the cue ball
with your stick
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while you were telling me
how you were gonna move away
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from Southern California
to try surfing.
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I didn't touch the cue ball.
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Yeah, I know.
But you did.
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You're calling me
a cheater? You?
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The guy on the golf course
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who can't seem
to count higher than 5?
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Maybe I can't
keep track of my shots
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because somebody
won't stop talking.
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It is in my nature to comment
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on the bizarre and unusual
things I see in the world,
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like that convulsion
you call a golf swing.
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You know what?
I'm done here.
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No, I'm done.
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I will not have
my integrity questioned here.
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I was a Marine.
I served with guys who died.
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Of old age!
You never left the States!
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Are you saying
I didn't serve my country?
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Which one,
America or Costa Rica?
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What's with you
and Costa Rica?!
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It's a terrible idea!
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You get into things
without thinking,
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and you need to be rescued,
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like that time
you bought that car
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- that was supposed to turn into
a boat! It turned into a reef! - Yeah?
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That's 'cause you left
your door cracked open!
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Yes, it was my fault.
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Mark my words--
Costa Rica is another amphibicar
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at the bottom of a lake.
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Only this time,
I won't be bailing you out!
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Who asked you?!
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Darlene, we're going!
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Wha-- wha--
what do you mean, we're going?
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Thank you, Gloria.
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That was a lovely dinner.
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And you are an incredible woman
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for putting up
with this gringo!
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Goodbye!
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- Come on!
- What happened?
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Good luck in Costa Rica!
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- Aw, thanks, Jay.
- He didn't mean it!
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I know! I'm trying
to defuse the tension.
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- Here we go, guys.
- Oh, yeah!
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- Three more mojitos.
- Yum!
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Aren't these yum?
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I didn't even
drink the first one.
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Are you sure? 'Cause
I don't think it drank itself.
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No, it did not.
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Look, I have
no problem drinking.
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I can literally do it
standing on my head.
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But, A, not with my parents,
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and plus, also,
I needed to stay sharp,
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because they were obviously
up to something,
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and I was in no mood.
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I barely got
10 hours of sleep last night.
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So, I'll go get you guys
some more water,
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and your food should be out
in just a few minutes.
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- Thanks so much, pal. We appreciate it.
- Yeah.
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- He seems like a real go-getter, huh?
- Mm.
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Oh, 'cause he goes
and gets things?
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I wonder what he wants
to do with his life.
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I wonder that
about people all the time.
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I think that's very common,
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to wonder about
other people's aspirations.
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I do it all the time.
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- Yeah, you do. Yeah.
- Here we go.
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Hey, Brian, you're a young guy.
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Wha-- wha-- what do you
want to do after this?
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What's your plan? Yeah.
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Uh, to be perfectly honest,
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I'm probably gonna go home,
watch a movie, and get high.
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- Oh.
- You guys looking for something to do?
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- No. No. No. - Oh.
- I mean, I think I got extra.
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- No, no, that's--
- I-I think he meant
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your plan for your life,
not-- not just tonight.
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Oh. I want to be
a screenwriter.
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- Ambitious.
- And-- and so interesting.
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Isn't that interesting, Haley?
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- Sure.
- You should tell him what you're doing.
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Oh, you mean after we all
go get high with Brian?
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That's not happening.
I'm sorry. I meant that--
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No, I know what you meant.
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Hey, Brian,
could you give us a second?
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Uh, ye-- Sure.
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So this is what
this whole night's about--
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the drinks,
the pretending to be my friend?
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We are your friend.
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Honey, we care about you.
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And we want to make sure
that you-- you've got a plan,
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'cause it seems like
you're meandering.
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No. Sweetie,
don't just start texting
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because you don't like
the conversation.
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- Here.
- What is this?
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That's a blog
that I've been doing.
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I'm really liking
my photography,
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and people always say that
they like the way that I dress,
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so I've been posting pictures
of my outfits on this site.
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I know it's not a huge
money-maker right now,
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but I do get money whenever
someone clicks on a link
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and buys something that I wore.
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I'm gonna take
a business class next semester,
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which I'm hoping
will help me turn all of this
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into becoming a stylist.
I have 1,200 followers.
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Most are women
who want to know what to wear.
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Some are men who want
to know what I'm wearing,
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but, you know,
I'm trying to figure a way
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to block all of the pervs.
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So, yeah.
I guess that is my plan.
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It's amazing.
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We are so proud of you.
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Don't even, guys. You
always assume the worst of me.
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Honey--
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No, you guys sit here
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acting like we're
drinking buddies, judging me,
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when I have a better handle
on my future
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than either one of you did
at my age.
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You?
You wanted to be a magician.
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And you were changing your major
every three minutes,
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according to grandpa--
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who, by the way, has been
drinking with me for years
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because he loves me,
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and he thinks I say funny things
when I'm buzzed.
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Well, apparently, the situation
in Syria is worsening.
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I know.
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In fact, now UN evidence
suggests that Assad was--
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Are you reading this
off your phone?
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What?!
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You're--
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- No! No!
- What--
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- I was just making sure
my facts were straight... - Cam...
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...before I started a spirited
conversation of current events.
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Yeah.
244
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What else does it say?
245
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Thank you.
246
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Mmm.
247
00:08:42,433 --> 00:08:43,804
Sorry. Is that
the tuna tartare?
248
00:08:43,921 --> 00:08:45,184
Yes, and it is delicious.
249
00:08:45,278 --> 00:08:46,475
Oh, I should've ordered it.
250
00:08:46,582 --> 00:08:47,164
Well...
251
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Would you like a taste?
252
00:08:48,131 --> 00:08:50,498
Oh, no. But thank you.
That's very sweet.
253
00:08:50,815 --> 00:08:53,784
She really means it.
Uh, Katie loves sharing food.
254
00:08:53,882 --> 00:08:54,894
Me, too.
You know, I think
255
00:08:54,984 --> 00:08:55,896
it's growing up
in a big family,
256
00:08:56,002 --> 00:08:57,350
'cause everything
at suppertime on the table
257
00:08:57,468 --> 00:08:59,052
was up for grabs.
258
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We didn't say grace. We said,
"On your marks, get set, go."
259
00:09:02,008 --> 00:09:03,650
You sound exactly like my dad.
260
00:09:03,733 --> 00:09:06,222
- He was from this really big
family in Missouri, and-- - Shut up!
261
00:09:06,429 --> 00:09:08,092
I'm a Missouri
farm boy, myself!
262
00:09:08,192 --> 00:09:10,483
- Stop!
- Oh, my gosh! I'm Cam.
263
00:09:10,602 --> 00:09:11,618
Well, right pleased
264
00:09:11,692 --> 00:09:13,363
to meet you, Cam.
This is Brandon.
265
00:09:13,473 --> 00:09:15,309
Hi. She doesn't really
talk like that.
266
00:09:15,394 --> 00:09:17,085
Oh, well, he slips
in and out of his accent
267
00:09:17,168 --> 00:09:18,414
like Kate Winslet in "Titanic".
268
00:09:19,763 --> 00:09:21,970
- Uh, I'm Mitchell, by the way.
- Hi.
269
00:09:22,064 --> 00:09:23,223
- Hi.
- What-- what's yours, Brann?
270
00:09:23,320 --> 00:09:24,681
It looks delicious, too.
271
00:09:24,793 --> 00:09:28,166
- It's the truffle parmesan gnocchi.
- Ooh!
272
00:09:28,290 --> 00:09:29,551
Do you know what, though?
If you want a bite of that,
273
00:09:29,638 --> 00:09:30,881
you're barking at
the wrong tree.
274
00:09:31,001 --> 00:09:33,280
'Cause that dish
is in a strict no-share zone.
275
00:09:33,370 --> 00:09:34,245
I just--
276
00:09:34,418 --> 00:09:36,015
I don't like people
eating off my plate.
277
00:09:36,104 --> 00:09:37,775
Yeah, because you're not
an animal. I'm the same way.
278
00:09:37,882 --> 00:09:39,710
Oh, my gosh!
You're exactly us!
279
00:09:39,834 --> 00:09:40,980
No, you guys
are more interesting,
280
00:09:41,098 --> 00:09:42,219
'cause you have
the whole gay thing.
281
00:09:42,342 --> 00:09:44,410
Katie, you don't know if they're gay.
282
00:09:44,534 --> 00:09:45,999
Okay, that's adorable.
283
00:09:46,089 --> 00:09:48,252
Yeah, it was-- it was a pretty safe bet.
284
00:09:48,341 --> 00:09:49,917
Okay. I'm running
to the powder room.
285
00:09:50,049 --> 00:09:51,256
Cam, please try the tartare,
286
00:09:51,356 --> 00:09:53,195
because whatever you order,
I want a taste.
287
00:09:53,268 --> 00:09:54,696
Okay. Well,
don't you dillydally,
288
00:09:54,775 --> 00:09:57,491
because I ain't exactly slow
once I tie on the ol' feed bag!
289
00:09:57,588 --> 00:09:58,727
Calm down, honey boo boo.
290
00:09:59,512 --> 00:10:01,476
- She's so cute!
- Very adorable.
291
00:10:01,558 --> 00:10:02,975
So, Brandon, what do you do
for a living? Are you--
292
00:10:03,098 --> 00:10:04,562
Look, guys.
I-I hate to be blunt,
293
00:10:04,657 --> 00:10:07,496
but could you please
give us some space?
294
00:10:09,253 --> 00:10:10,248
Not a problem.
295
00:10:10,337 --> 00:10:11,551
Look, no--
no, it's--
296
00:10:11,730 --> 00:10:14,699
I mean, you guys are great.
But I'm gonna...
297
00:10:14,881 --> 00:10:16,144
propose to Katie tonight.
298
00:10:16,243 --> 00:10:17,986
- And I'm kind of feeling-- Yeah.
- What?! Here?!
299
00:10:18,116 --> 00:10:19,740
Oh, my God!
That's amazing!
300
00:10:19,831 --> 00:10:22,383
- We just got engaged a few months ago.
- Oh!
301
00:10:22,473 --> 00:10:24,460
- Great. - Yeah, so we will
definitely give you your privacy.
302
00:10:24,565 --> 00:10:25,657
- Congratulations.
- Absolutely.
303
00:10:25,788 --> 00:10:26,671
- Yeah.
- Good luck.
304
00:10:26,784 --> 00:10:27,964
You know what?
If you wanted,
305
00:10:28,069 --> 00:10:29,215
I could pretend
like I'm texting,
306
00:10:29,352 --> 00:10:31,837
and I could video
the whole thing on my phone.
307
00:10:31,958 --> 00:10:32,908
That way,
you'd have it forever.
308
00:10:33,005 --> 00:10:34,412
- Really? I mean, that--
- Yeah.
309
00:10:34,524 --> 00:10:35,857
- That would be awesome.
- A-are you sure?
310
00:10:35,977 --> 00:10:38,289
He gets very,
uh, well, excited.
311
00:10:38,370 --> 00:10:39,824
And he might give it away.
312
00:10:39,967 --> 00:10:41,916
Mitchell, um, I think
I know Katie well enough
313
00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,057
to tell if she's
getting suspicious.
314
00:10:46,291 --> 00:10:48,106
- Cam?!
- She said I could.
315
00:10:49,281 --> 00:10:50,876
The hell's the corkscrew?
316
00:10:52,128 --> 00:10:53,695
Do you want to talk about it?
317
00:10:53,795 --> 00:10:54,975
There's nothing to talk about!
318
00:10:55,146 --> 00:10:57,106
Shorty does dumb things
all the time.
319
00:10:57,354 --> 00:10:59,091
You mark my words--
in three months,
320
00:10:59,273 --> 00:11:01,046
he'll be back here
needing money.
321
00:11:01,140 --> 00:11:02,500
Maybe this is not
about Shorty coming back.
322
00:11:02,601 --> 00:11:04,665
Maybe this is about
Shorty not coming back.
323
00:11:05,336 --> 00:11:06,015
Manny.
324
00:11:06,121 --> 00:11:07,410
What she's saying is,
deep down,
325
00:11:07,503 --> 00:11:09,668
you're afraid Shorty's
going to love Costa Rica,
326
00:11:09,781 --> 00:11:12,033
- and you'll lose your best friend forever.
- That's what you do.
327
00:11:12,260 --> 00:11:13,947
You push people away,
so when they leave,
328
00:11:14,037 --> 00:11:15,368
it doesn't hurt that much.
329
00:11:15,663 --> 00:11:17,724
I don't get it.
You're the greatest generation,
330
00:11:17,874 --> 00:11:19,021
but why can't you feel?
331
00:11:19,113 --> 00:11:20,281
Why can't you spend
your teen years
332
00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:22,343
locked in your bedroom
like a normal kid?
333
00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:24,177
See?
Now he's doing it to me.
334
00:11:24,366 --> 00:11:26,105
Uh, you have to face it, Jay.
335
00:11:26,265 --> 00:11:28,227
One day, I'll be moving
out of this house.
336
00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:29,337
Can I get that in writing?
337
00:11:29,438 --> 00:11:31,389
'Cause I just can't shake
this image of a 30-year-old you
338
00:11:31,483 --> 00:11:33,680
eating my food
and cuddling with my wife.
339
00:11:33,758 --> 00:11:35,693
Boys should never stop
cuddling their mothers.
340
00:11:35,779 --> 00:11:36,901
I'm gonna have nightmares!
341
00:11:37,217 --> 00:11:38,969
You pretend to be so tough.
342
00:11:39,076 --> 00:11:40,031
But you know what I think?
343
00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:41,754
I think that deep down,
344
00:11:41,921 --> 00:11:44,262
you're the most sensitive person
in this house.
345
00:11:44,398 --> 00:11:45,045
Pbht.
346
00:11:45,134 --> 00:11:46,151
Hmph. See?
347
00:11:46,340 --> 00:11:47,341
You did it again.
348
00:11:47,532 --> 00:11:49,589
I say something
that strikes a nerve,
349
00:11:49,723 --> 00:11:51,810
and immediately,
you cannot handle it.
350
00:11:51,888 --> 00:11:53,718
That's why
you "Pbht" in my face!
351
00:11:53,818 --> 00:11:56,311
We just found the one thing
you can't make sexy.
352
00:11:56,402 --> 00:11:57,263
There it is again.
353
00:11:57,341 --> 00:11:58,455
I need a drink.
354
00:11:58,806 --> 00:12:02,146
Jay, you have to make this right
with Shorty.
355
00:12:02,959 --> 00:12:04,744
You have to tell him
how you feel!
356
00:12:04,901 --> 00:12:08,211
He has been a great compadre
with you for many years.
357
00:12:08,407 --> 00:12:10,878
Besides, who else is going
to laugh at your jokes?
358
00:12:10,986 --> 00:12:12,512
Lots of people
laugh at my jokes.
359
00:12:12,639 --> 00:12:14,487
Name one person
that doesn't work for you.
360
00:12:14,584 --> 00:12:16,675
Hey, you know what? Why don't
you two just go cuddle?
361
00:12:18,539 --> 00:12:19,612
Okay, here she comes.
362
00:12:19,692 --> 00:12:21,586
- Stay calm. You're gonna spoil it.
- You stay calm.
363
00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:22,871
Ooh, that looks good.
What is it?
364
00:12:22,954 --> 00:12:24,990
Um, uh, this is
the grilled calamari.
365
00:12:25,101 --> 00:12:27,508
It's scrumptious.
Would you care for a ring?
366
00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:29,466
I-- um, I mean, dig in there, girlfriend!
367
00:12:29,571 --> 00:12:31,195
Oh, no, that's okay.
Thank you.
368
00:12:31,427 --> 00:12:33,083
This looks so delicious.
369
00:12:33,166 --> 00:12:34,709
Yeah, mine's delicious, too.
370
00:12:35,180 --> 00:12:36,460
Katie...
371
00:12:37,450 --> 00:12:38,979
you look so beautiful tonight.
372
00:12:39,101 --> 00:12:40,521
Aww.
373
00:12:41,019 --> 00:12:42,988
You know, I-I've never
met anyone like you,
374
00:12:43,159 --> 00:12:45,412
and I know that I never will.
And I...
375
00:12:46,293 --> 00:12:47,955
I love you so much.
376
00:12:48,661 --> 00:12:51,985
Will you make me
the happiest man on Earth
377
00:12:52,293 --> 00:12:54,690
- and be my bride?
- What?!
378
00:12:54,817 --> 00:12:56,289
Oh, my God!
379
00:12:57,405 --> 00:12:58,870
- No!
- No?
380
00:12:59,031 --> 00:13:00,148
No!
381
00:13:00,310 --> 00:13:01,837
Sorry.
382
00:13:02,125 --> 00:13:03,775
Did you know that this place
used to be a bank?
383
00:13:03,878 --> 00:13:04,553
Was it, really?
384
00:13:04,631 --> 00:13:06,969
I just-- I don't want
to be married, Brandon.
385
00:13:07,052 --> 00:13:08,238
We'll end up
like one of those couples
386
00:13:08,324 --> 00:13:10,176
that just sits there
with nothing to talk about
387
00:13:10,273 --> 00:13:12,373
until we glom on
to other people.
388
00:13:13,641 --> 00:13:16,068
I can't believe this.
You-- you don't love me?
389
00:13:16,258 --> 00:13:17,783
- No!
- No?
390
00:13:17,902 --> 00:13:19,150
- I'm sor--
- No!
391
00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:20,753
I need some air.
392
00:13:25,496 --> 00:13:26,980
So, Syria, any updates?
393
00:13:27,061 --> 00:13:28,525
- No, nothing yet.
- Nothing.
394
00:13:30,103 --> 00:13:32,132
Do you remember how cute
she was when she was little
395
00:13:32,252 --> 00:13:34,700
- and she couldn't say her P's?
- "Bake a-tatoes."
396
00:13:34,817 --> 00:13:37,651
"Bake a-tatoes."
And "Attlesauce."
397
00:13:37,755 --> 00:13:39,679
- "Attlesauce"!
- "Can I have attlesauce?"
398
00:13:39,776 --> 00:13:41,187
First of all, you're screaming.
399
00:13:41,687 --> 00:13:42,920
Can we just
get the check, please?
400
00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:45,313
Could you please
not be mad at us anymore?
401
00:13:45,397 --> 00:13:48,547
We are very sorry
that you felt manipulated.
402
00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:51,113
- You know what I'm pretty sure is ironic?
- Mnh-mnh.
403
00:13:51,210 --> 00:13:52,435
You guys spend
all this time worrying
404
00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:53,691
about what I'm going to do,
405
00:13:53,780 --> 00:13:54,867
and maybe you should
start thinking
406
00:13:54,952 --> 00:13:56,725
about what you're going to do.
407
00:13:57,707 --> 00:13:59,043
What are you talking about?
408
00:13:59,180 --> 00:14:00,920
Well, what are you gonna do
when we're gone?
409
00:14:01,459 --> 00:14:02,878
What's your plan?
410
00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:04,699
- Uh, to be fine.
- Yeah.
411
00:14:04,813 --> 00:14:06,141
- 'Cause we're fine.
- Totally.
412
00:14:06,242 --> 00:14:07,565
You guys are gone.
413
00:14:07,726 --> 00:14:09,521
We get an RV.
Bam!
414
00:14:09,615 --> 00:14:11,280
Me, mama...
415
00:14:11,460 --> 00:14:13,558
and our dog, Merlin,
hit the open road.
416
00:14:13,697 --> 00:14:15,814
No. I am not
spending my golden years
417
00:14:15,924 --> 00:14:17,209
driving around an RV park,
418
00:14:17,345 --> 00:14:19,334
looking for a place
to plug my house in.
419
00:14:19,437 --> 00:14:22,142
No. I am gonna
go see the world.
420
00:14:22,226 --> 00:14:23,140
Where do you wanna go?
421
00:14:23,258 --> 00:14:25,710
I don't know, Phil.
India. Africa.
422
00:14:25,813 --> 00:14:26,752
Diarrhea. Diarrhea.
423
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,302
Wow. It sounds like you guys
really need to start thinking
424
00:14:29,411 --> 00:14:30,694
about your future.
425
00:14:30,773 --> 00:14:32,469
Are you just gonna put Merlin
in a kennel when we're gone?
426
00:14:32,540 --> 00:14:34,315
Okay, Phil,
Merlin doesn't exist.
427
00:14:34,394 --> 00:14:36,336
And why do you want
to get a dog to take care of
428
00:14:36,434 --> 00:14:37,826
so soon after the kids leave?
429
00:14:37,904 --> 00:14:39,526
Well, I'm gonna need someone
to love me, Claire.
430
00:14:39,703 --> 00:14:40,968
And in the meantime, mom,
431
00:14:41,057 --> 00:14:43,313
grandpa wants you to take over
the business, but...
432
00:14:43,721 --> 00:14:45,590
do you want that?
433
00:14:45,786 --> 00:14:48,791
I-I guess I hadn't thought
this far into the future.
434
00:14:48,948 --> 00:14:51,084
And, dad, are you just
gonna keep selling houses?
435
00:14:51,332 --> 00:14:53,083
I mean, I don't want to
blow your mind here,
436
00:14:53,190 --> 00:14:55,416
but you could still
be a magician.
437
00:14:55,661 --> 00:14:56,345
I could.
438
00:14:56,435 --> 00:14:57,841
Mnh-mnh.
He couldn't.
439
00:14:57,937 --> 00:14:58,989
- Really?
- Mnh-mnh.
440
00:14:59,090 --> 00:15:02,104
This salt shaker
behind your head says different.
441
00:15:02,187 --> 00:15:04,457
Oh, Phil, you're
getting salt all over me.
442
00:15:04,549 --> 00:15:05,940
I feel like a Margarita.
443
00:15:06,052 --> 00:15:07,199
- You got it!
- No, no, no, no, no, no!
444
00:15:07,301 --> 00:15:08,808
Just the check, please.
445
00:15:08,982 --> 00:15:09,891
Okay.
446
00:15:10,196 --> 00:15:11,386
Thank you so much.
447
00:15:11,466 --> 00:15:12,671
- Thanks, buddy.
- Yeah.
448
00:15:12,834 --> 00:15:15,768
Oh, no. I left my wallet
in the other coat.
449
00:15:16,278 --> 00:15:17,915
I did not bring my purse.
450
00:15:19,894 --> 00:15:21,991
It's fine, guys.
I got this.
451
00:15:22,090 --> 00:15:24,316
- Honey, thank you.
- Oh, thank you, sweetie.
452
00:15:24,447 --> 00:15:27,013
- I should probably drive, too, huh?
- Probably.
453
00:15:27,108 --> 00:15:28,246
- I gue-- Yeah.
- Yeah.
454
00:15:28,364 --> 00:15:30,284
Why don't you guys
have the valet pull the car up
455
00:15:30,368 --> 00:15:31,554
while I pay the check?
456
00:15:31,687 --> 00:15:32,832
That we can do.
457
00:15:38,967 --> 00:15:39,960
Uh, you guys, it's that way.
458
00:15:40,055 --> 00:15:41,741
- Mm-hmm.
- It is.
459
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:43,638
Oh. Um...
460
00:15:48,766 --> 00:15:51,188
Y-you know, for the record,
we do have a lot to talk about.
461
00:15:51,281 --> 00:15:52,855
Yeah, we just took a couple
of topics off the table
462
00:15:52,968 --> 00:15:55,076
because we wanted to have
a romantic date night.
463
00:15:55,165 --> 00:15:57,666
And it probably put too much
pressure on it to be special,
464
00:15:57,785 --> 00:16:01,999
but the truth is, every day I
spend with this man is special.
465
00:16:02,089 --> 00:16:03,168
Oh, Cam!
466
00:16:03,275 --> 00:16:05,326
Oh, no, I'm the lucky one.
467
00:16:05,547 --> 00:16:06,699
There we are.
468
00:16:07,346 --> 00:16:08,019
I'm sorry.
469
00:16:08,105 --> 00:16:10,461
I guess I just panicked
when Brandon asked me.
470
00:16:10,549 --> 00:16:13,738
I mean, we're so different.
And I know it seems petty,
471
00:16:13,818 --> 00:16:15,299
but it speaks
to something bigger.
472
00:16:15,486 --> 00:16:16,989
I don't know if can spend
the rest of my life
473
00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:19,277
with the kind of guy who won't
let me eat off his plate.
474
00:16:19,368 --> 00:16:20,670
Trust me--
it can be done.
475
00:16:20,765 --> 00:16:23,208
And I should not make
such a big deal about that.
476
00:16:23,294 --> 00:16:24,482
I promise
I'll try and do better.
477
00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:25,803
No, you're right.
You don't like it,
478
00:16:25,903 --> 00:16:27,526
and I should respect that more.
479
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:28,525
Are you guys married?
480
00:16:28,610 --> 00:16:29,566
Oh, this May.
481
00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:32,350
- But, basically, we've been
married for years. - Yeah.
482
00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:35,035
I-I mean, is Cam everything
that I dreamed of?
483
00:16:35,130 --> 00:16:36,147
Tread lightly, counselor.
484
00:16:36,250 --> 00:16:38,113
Yes.
Yes, he is.
485
00:16:38,210 --> 00:16:39,554
Because through
all the compromises
486
00:16:39,664 --> 00:16:41,407
and negotiations and arguments
487
00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:43,045
and sometimes even boredom,
488
00:16:43,152 --> 00:16:45,792
I cannot picture
my life without him.
489
00:16:45,898 --> 00:16:47,940
That's very sweet. I would've
scooted past the boredom, but...
490
00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:49,998
At the end of the day, Katie,
you have to ask yourself,
491
00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:52,788
can you imagine your life
without this person?
492
00:16:53,251 --> 00:16:54,339
Huh.
493
00:16:54,515 --> 00:16:55,629
Hey.
All right, look.
494
00:16:55,701 --> 00:16:57,832
I, uh, paid the check, okay?
Let's just go.
495
00:16:57,895 --> 00:16:59,164
Brandon, can you
just please sit?
496
00:16:59,404 --> 00:17:00,496
I've been talking
to the guys here,
497
00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:02,762
and they really opened my eyes.
498
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:04,281
They did?
499
00:17:04,355 --> 00:17:05,260
Yes.
500
00:17:05,351 --> 00:17:08,968
I've been trying to picture
my life without you, and...
501
00:17:09,079 --> 00:17:10,547
you know what?
502
00:17:10,806 --> 00:17:12,162
I can.
503
00:17:12,672 --> 00:17:13,750
We didn't tell her that.
504
00:17:13,849 --> 00:17:14,580
I didn't say that.
505
00:17:14,682 --> 00:17:16,605
No, I want
what you guys have, okay?
506
00:17:16,675 --> 00:17:18,063
I'm sorry, Brandon.
507
00:17:18,165 --> 00:17:20,638
I am so sorry,
but we both deserve that.
508
00:17:20,743 --> 00:17:22,893
I've never been
so sure of anything.
509
00:17:24,254 --> 00:17:25,409
You know what?
I'm just...
510
00:17:25,499 --> 00:17:27,095
gonna go get a cab, okay?
511
00:17:27,642 --> 00:17:28,496
Goodbye.
512
00:17:28,597 --> 00:17:30,026
And thank you.
513
00:17:30,108 --> 00:17:31,118
- Don't-- don't thank us!
- We didn't do
514
00:17:31,205 --> 00:17:33,431
anything, so...
We didn't, honestly.
515
00:17:33,550 --> 00:17:35,167
This is the worst night
of my life.
516
00:17:35,255 --> 00:17:36,536
I'm sorry.
517
00:17:36,625 --> 00:17:39,099
But, I mean, um,
a-at least now it's over.
518
00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:41,320
You can... start to move on.
519
00:17:41,647 --> 00:17:44,470
I've been trying
to picture my life without you.
520
00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:46,238
And you know what?
521
00:17:46,508 --> 00:17:48,187
- S-stupid phone.
- I can.
522
00:17:48,286 --> 00:17:51,119
It's a...
devil phone.
523
00:17:54,029 --> 00:17:56,702
When Mitchell was born,
he was a month premature.
524
00:17:56,792 --> 00:17:59,127
So it was touch and go there
for a while.
525
00:17:59,417 --> 00:18:00,595
It's 2:00 AM.
526
00:18:00,693 --> 00:18:03,326
I walk out into the hospital
waiting room to get some air,
527
00:18:03,923 --> 00:18:05,641
and there's Shorty.
528
00:18:05,992 --> 00:18:07,232
He'd been sitting there
for six hours
529
00:18:07,381 --> 00:18:10,429
and refused to leave
for the next two days.
530
00:18:10,647 --> 00:18:12,335
That's where we got
Mitchell's middle name.
531
00:18:12,417 --> 00:18:13,764
Not Shorty--
532
00:18:13,863 --> 00:18:15,425
Vincent.
533
00:18:15,512 --> 00:18:17,138
"MVP".
534
00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:20,153
We were a little premature
on that one, too.
535
00:18:22,775 --> 00:18:24,554
Gloria, I'm going for a drive!
536
00:18:24,916 --> 00:18:26,179
Say hi to Shorty for me!
537
00:18:26,268 --> 00:18:27,879
I'm not talking to you!
538
00:18:30,516 --> 00:18:31,450
Hey.
539
00:18:32,747 --> 00:18:33,960
I was just coming to see you.
540
00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:36,340
Um, I left my jacket.
541
00:18:36,429 --> 00:18:38,900
Oh! There it is!
Come on in.
542
00:18:44,218 --> 00:18:45,884
Uh, Shorty, you know
that stuff I said, uh--
543
00:18:45,984 --> 00:18:47,827
- Yeah, I get it.
- We're good, huh?
544
00:18:47,940 --> 00:18:48,981
Under the bridge.
545
00:18:50,258 --> 00:18:51,751
All right.
I'll see you.
546
00:18:51,829 --> 00:18:53,196
Shorty, wait.
547
00:18:54,594 --> 00:18:56,000
I need to say something to you.
548
00:18:56,084 --> 00:18:57,418
Yeah.
549
00:18:58,236 --> 00:18:59,960
I want to thank you...
550
00:19:00,370 --> 00:19:02,390
for all the great times
we've had.
551
00:19:02,512 --> 00:19:05,300
Yeah. We, um...
552
00:19:05,827 --> 00:19:08,112
- We had a lot of laughs.
- Yeah.
553
00:19:08,383 --> 00:19:10,157
And you should know that, uh...
554
00:19:10,813 --> 00:19:12,541
you're my best friend.
555
00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:14,245
You know?
556
00:19:14,525 --> 00:19:16,639
Probably the best friend
I'm ever gonna have.
557
00:19:16,733 --> 00:19:18,718
Jay, I mean...
What are you doing to me?
558
00:19:18,798 --> 00:19:20,314
This is hard for me.
I'm just...
559
00:19:20,834 --> 00:19:22,981
I'm just trying
to tell you how I feel.
560
00:19:23,136 --> 00:19:25,327
Well, I'm gonna tell you
how I feel.
561
00:19:25,979 --> 00:19:28,334
I admire
the hell out of you, Jay.
562
00:19:28,636 --> 00:19:31,409
I always tell Darlene,
"That's a real guy."
563
00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:32,947
Self-made, stand-up,
564
00:19:33,150 --> 00:19:35,797
the kind of guy you want
to be in a foxhole with.
565
00:19:35,886 --> 00:19:37,169
Well, I'm not all that.
566
00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:38,895
Well, it's not like
I've been in a foxhole.
567
00:19:43,611 --> 00:19:45,579
I'm gonna miss you, Vincent.
568
00:19:45,777 --> 00:19:47,256
I'm gonna miss you, too.
569
00:19:47,375 --> 00:19:48,473
I love you.
570
00:19:49,014 --> 00:19:51,597
I love you, too, Jay Bird.
571
00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:54,309
I really, really do.
572
00:19:57,684 --> 00:19:58,784
You call me, okay?
573
00:19:58,917 --> 00:20:00,706
Every day.
574
00:20:00,882 --> 00:20:02,408
Every damn day.
575
00:20:03,996 --> 00:20:05,264
If I'm being honest,
576
00:20:05,378 --> 00:20:07,532
this is a little girlier
than I thought.
577
00:20:07,628 --> 00:20:08,815
Ugh.
578
00:20:10,424 --> 00:20:12,021
Two years.
579
00:20:12,734 --> 00:20:14,269
How could she just walk away?
580
00:20:14,351 --> 00:20:16,130
- You know what? She did you a favor.
- Absolutely.
581
00:20:16,226 --> 00:20:19,034
- You can do so much better.
- Oh, my God. Insanely better.
582
00:20:19,125 --> 00:20:22,286
No, he's not kidding. Brandon,
you are seriously gorge!
583
00:20:22,365 --> 00:20:24,021
If you ask me, she got
the better end of the deal.
584
00:20:24,228 --> 00:20:25,081
You really think so?
585
00:20:25,184 --> 00:20:26,501
- Yes!
- Yes! Yes!
586
00:20:26,592 --> 00:20:28,183
And the whole fake blond thing?
I don't know.
587
00:20:28,313 --> 00:20:29,488
- It was kind of trampy.
- And truth be told,
588
00:20:29,612 --> 00:20:31,960
- she didn't seem that bright.
- And is she older than you?
589
00:20:32,056 --> 00:20:34,595
- Because she looked significantly
older than you. - Trust us.
590
00:20:34,701 --> 00:20:37,619
This is the best thing that's
ever happened to you.
591
00:20:37,706 --> 00:20:39,565
Oh! Thank God
you're still here!
592
00:20:39,647 --> 00:20:41,888
I was on my way home and all
of a sudden, I started crying.
593
00:20:41,978 --> 00:20:43,556
And I realized
I was just scared.
594
00:20:43,650 --> 00:20:46,336
And I love you
and I'm so, so sorry.
595
00:20:46,437 --> 00:20:48,780
And yes, Brandon,
if you'll still have me,
596
00:20:48,867 --> 00:20:51,004
yes, I will marry you!
597
00:20:52,817 --> 00:20:54,969
- Okay. Well, good luck. Yeah.
- So nice meeting you. Okay.
598
00:20:57,101 --> 00:21:00,324
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