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I have to show a house today,
so see you guys at Luke's football game.

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I'm too tired to go.

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I have a midterm tomorrow,

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which I'll probably fail and
I was up really late studying.

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She was. I was up
really late doing this.

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Don't even bother coming.
I'm quitting today.

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I'm sick of this guy on the team
always making fun of me.

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He's just jealous because

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you're the one who puts
points on the board.

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- Why? Because you run the scoreboard
- run the scoreboard.

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I'm out, too.

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But all your classmates
will be there.

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We ignore each other all week.

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It's nice to have a little break
on the weekends.

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Geez, I've never seen
such a bunch of no-getters.

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Coined it!

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Remember, keep
a positive attitude,

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and good things will happen.

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Two things I bring
to every open house --

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my lucky pen and a smile.

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I haven't sold
a house all month.

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Do you see me saying
"I'm done"? Never.

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Because there is
no "done" in Dunphy.

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I'll see you guys at the game.

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Hey, there is no "umph" in Dunph--
different spelling!

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Cam!

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Yes, Phil, I remember
your special play,

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but I think the triple
gull-wing is a little tricky

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to run at such an important
sporting match.

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Cam has a number
of delightful superstitions

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during the football season.

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Well, they're not superstitions
when they work.

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That seems science-y.

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Not sorry that today
is the last g-a-m-e.

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Well, thank you, but
good coaches don't need luck.

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We make luck.

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See you at the athletic endeavor.

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I'm going to call Gloria and
see if she can pick up Lily, too,

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you know, just in case...

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What, you procrastinate again

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and not tell Charlie
you're quitting?

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No, no! I'm gonna do it.

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I just -- I'm picturing
his face when I tell him,

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shaking his head in disappointment.
It's -- it's hard.

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- Hey, just do it!
- No.

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I don't know why you're making
yourself so crazy over this.

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You're right. You're right.

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I -- I do not want to be crazy.

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I'll see you at the game.

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Hey, Gloria.

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Yes, Mitch, I will pick her up.

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Thank you so much!
All right. Bye, Lily.

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Good luck with
the whole Patrick situation.

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Dad, you're embarrassing me.

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Well, welcome to the rest
of your life, sweetheart.

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So, Lily, tell me more
about this Patrick.

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He likes the swings,
he sits by the flag,

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and he can count to 100.

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He sounds like
the whole package.

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Then what is the problem?

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He doesn't notice me.

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So then make him notice you.

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You don't want
to wake up one morning

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as a lonely 9-year-old,

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wondering where
all the time went.

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Hey, mom.
If you're at the store later,

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could you pick up some ice?

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I'm gonna need it
for after the game.

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My little athlete.

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I want to try out the gelato maker
I traded my bike for.

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Lures me in every time.

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Oh, okay. Bye.

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Dad, you can just drop me
at the next light.

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I can walk from there,
and I got to call Phil anyway.

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You did the same thing yesterday.

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Why? What's going on with you?

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- You smoking again?
- No! No.

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I just -- I don't want
to put a spotlight

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on the fact that
I'm the boss's daughter.

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It makes people resent me.

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- This is good. Thanks, dad.
- Yeah.

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- Bye.
- Bye.

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I can see that bothers you.

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Well, yeah, your own kid,

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embarrassed to be seen
with you, you know?

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- You spend your whole life --
- Here's fine.

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Synced by YYeTs, corrected by gloriabg
www.addic7ed.com

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Last month, a law-school
classmate offered me a job

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at his legal aid society,

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and I just knew
I had to take it.

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And I explained that
in a letter

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that I was going to sneak
onto Charlie's desk.

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Oh, good. It's you.

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Hey! Did you sleep here?

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My girlfriend dumped me,
uh, in an e-mail.

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Couldn't even do it
face-to-face.

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Pretty gutless, huh?

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Oh, you should go home,
get some rest.

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I can't go back there.
It would be too hard.

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Mm, too many memories?

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No, we were living on my boat.
I don't know where she took it.

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Enough of my whining.
What do you need?

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Oh, well, I just --
I just came by to say hi. Hi.

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And also, mm, to tell you
in a very gut-ful fashion,

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face-to-face,

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about something that
I have been thinking about.

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But I do think that, um,
I am going to have to leave

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about five minutes early today.

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Uh, Cam is -- is coaching
a high-school football game.

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- I'm in.
- What?

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Certainly not gonna be able
to focus on any of this today.

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Yeah, I need a shot
of marching bands,

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fresh-cut grass,
rosy-cheeked kids.

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Hey!

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Do they still run through a banner?

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- They do!
- I love that. I love that.

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Let's see.
The game's at what, like, 4:00?

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We should probably --
Hey! Give me that.

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I'm --

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this is my private cell.

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Only three people
in the whole world use this.

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Two people.

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Uh, Claire, is, uh --
is there a reason

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you didn't sign
this shipping form?

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Oh, no. Sorry.
I'll do it now.

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Oh, no. No. Now's a little late.

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See, they came in this morning,

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and they can't do a thing
without a manager's signature.

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So now I've got
100 rosewood panels

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- lined up in the warehouse.
- Oh, my God.

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In the future, I'd appreciate it --

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Hey, hey, Tim.
I think you made your point.

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It was an honest mistake, all right?

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- Dad -- - I'm just saying
that it's what a warehouse is for,

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to hold things.

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- Not the end of the world. Right.
- Of course.

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- Sorry.
- No, I'm sorry.

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It's my fault.
Bye, Tim. Bye!

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Dad!

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This is exactly what
I was talking about

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in the car this morning!

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I want them to see me
like a co-worker,

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not somebody who's
getting special treatment

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'cause she's the boss's daughter.

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Is it possible you're being
a little oversensitive here?

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No, I'm not. I'm being --
Wow, here? Really?!

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You know, you gave me this.

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- Look how adorable you were.
- Okay. Okay. Okay.

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I want you to try really hard
to hear what I'm saying.

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When I need your help,
I will ask for it.

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And until then, just butt out.

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What happened to you?

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Hey, Miller, your toes
are looking a little lonely.

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Why don't you pay them a visit?

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What's with the extra
warm-ups, coach?

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These guys haven't won all year.

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Did you hear that, team?

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Miller just bought you
a little present.

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I wasn't complaining. I was just
wondering why we have to --

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Take a lap!

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Burt Levoisier, Red Stagg,
Duckie Pond --

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all coaching legends
at this High School

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and none have won more
than two games their first season.

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I win today, that makes three,

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making me the winningest
first-year freshman coach ever.

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Oh, hey, Luke, Reuben's sick,

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so I'm gonna need you
to be the announcer today.

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How am I supposed to keep score
and announce at the same time?

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Same way you're a spaz and
a dork at the same time, spork.

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Okay, lose the attitude,
but keep that intensity.

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Uh, hey, excuse me, ref.

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What's with all
the black arm bands?

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Their coach passed away last night.

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He'd been sick for a while.

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That's terrible.
And we're still playing?

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Well, they're tough kids.

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Roger Knight lived
for high-school football,

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so they're playing
this one in his honor.

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Okay, hey, guys!
Guys! Guys! Guys!

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Tragic news about Coach Knight.

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But you know what?
We need to focus up.

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Plenty of time to pay our respects,

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but there will be no mourning
knight this afternoon.

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- Lot of character over there.
- Yep.

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- Those kids haven't won a game all year.
- Uh-huh.

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And now to have
to play on his birthday...

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Okay, see you at the coin toss.

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Top of the morning!

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Real estate and,
to a lesser extent, life

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is all about perseverance.

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Things go wrong.

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Keys get lost, deals fall through,
keys get misplaced.

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Uh, a lot of it
has to do with keys.

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But that's when you find out
there are two types of people --

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those who waste time
staring at a closed door...

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And those who find a window.

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I'm looking at my first month
ever without a sale.

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Some people might give up.

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But those people
aren't Phil Dunphy.

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No!

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It's like I tell my kids --

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keep a positive attitude
and things will fall your way.

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As my favorite redhead once sang,

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the sun will come out tomorrow.

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That redhead,
of course, was Mitchell,

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introducing me to
the plucky orphan Annie...

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whose never-say-die attitude
pulled this country

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out of a little thing called...

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The Great Depression.

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And anything a little girl can do,
I can try to do, too.

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Hey!

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Hey, guys! Welcome back!

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- Drink it in!
-  Wow!

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Pretty great, huh?

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Oh, am I glad you guys could
see this during the daytime.

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I really think it shows
better like that.

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00:09:06,614 --> 00:09:07,459
So?

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00:09:07,766 --> 00:09:09,938
Should we just cut to the chase
and pay me my commission?

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I'm kidding.
You don't pay me directly.

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There's no fee in dun-- Phil.

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Listen, Phil, we've got
some great news.

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I love it!
Where's my lucky pen?

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We wanted to tell you
this in person.

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- We just came from the doctor --
- I'm pregnant!

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Oh, my God! You guys!

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Except we decided
to put off buying the house

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- until after the baby's born.
- Sure.

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- We've been trying for, like, six years.
- Sure.

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For a while there, it seemed like
the universe was against us.

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That's ridiculous. Why would
the universe be against one person?

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Here, have a spirit sticker!

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Don't be the only
student without one.

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I actually go to this school!

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Wow, you really
are invisible, huh?

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I could not be more fine with it.

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You're like that guy
from that movie

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who wishes he was never born.

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"It's a wonderful life."

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You say that, but do you mean it?

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Beautiful day here
at Red Stagg field.

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Kicking off for the home team
is number 44, Jason Miller,

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who also plays lacrosse,
soccer, and all the girl parts

243
00:10:04,452 --> 00:10:06,755
when he and his friends
act out "High School Musical."

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00:10:06,922 --> 00:10:09,144
Quite possibly the only
girl parts he'll ever see.

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Haley!

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00:10:13,028 --> 00:10:14,395
Hey, Dylan!

247
00:10:14,604 --> 00:10:15,964
I didn't realize
you were coming here.

248
00:10:16,172 --> 00:10:17,055
Are you kidding?

249
00:10:17,116 --> 00:10:18,470
This place was
like a home to me.

250
00:10:18,676 --> 00:10:20,092
It's like I was homeschooled.

251
00:10:20,302 --> 00:10:21,808
But I wasn't.
I was school-schooled.

252
00:10:22,269 --> 00:10:23,110
Were you?

253
00:10:23,896 --> 00:10:25,896
I got six kinds of pills
in my pocket,

254
00:10:25,897 --> 00:10:29,441
but this here, all this,
this is the best medicine.

255
00:10:29,665 --> 00:10:31,245
Aw, I'm glad
you're feeling better.

256
00:10:32,688 --> 00:10:33,797
So, Charlie, I --

257
00:10:38,499 --> 00:10:39,675
I'm here to get Lily.

258
00:10:39,767 --> 00:10:42,242
Oh, before I call her,
we had a small issue today.

259
00:10:42,523 --> 00:10:44,918
One of the boys, Patrick,
said Lily pushed him down

260
00:10:44,919 --> 00:10:46,361
and tried to kiss him.

261
00:10:46,386 --> 00:10:48,146
No, that doesn't sound like Lily.

262
00:10:48,147 --> 00:10:50,400
She was probably imitating
something she saw

263
00:10:50,401 --> 00:10:51,744
on TV or in her family --

264
00:10:51,745 --> 00:10:53,242
Ay, it was the TV, yes.

265
00:10:53,765 --> 00:10:55,940
Oh, but here she is.
She's always so sweet.

266
00:10:56,627 --> 00:10:58,131
Bye, Patrick.

267
00:10:58,337 --> 00:11:00,199
You see?
They're just friends.

268
00:11:00,804 --> 00:11:02,390
What are you laughing at, Evan?

269
00:11:02,391 --> 00:11:03,545
You're next.

270
00:11:05,038 --> 00:11:07,122
Okay, I'm going to talk
to her for a little bit.

271
00:11:09,397 --> 00:11:12,259
Oh, did I ever tell you that
I put your name up here?

272
00:11:13,158 --> 00:11:14,013
Huh?

273
00:11:14,252 --> 00:11:15,665
"Haley Dunphy dome."

274
00:11:15,891 --> 00:11:17,901
Aww, you named our special spot?

275
00:11:18,005 --> 00:11:20,527
Actually it was supposed
to be "Haley Dunphy, do me."

276
00:11:21,148 --> 00:11:22,468
I'm bad with spacing.

277
00:11:23,112 --> 00:11:25,005
Oh, you're not so bad.

278
00:11:25,988 --> 00:11:29,160
And that's halftime --
Panthers 6, Dolphins 0.

279
00:11:29,351 --> 00:11:31,132
That zero score by Jason Miller,

280
00:11:31,277 --> 00:11:32,957
who proudly prances off the field.

281
00:11:33,551 --> 00:11:35,075
Just let me go up there
and kick that kid's butt.

282
00:11:35,076 --> 00:11:37,257
Knock it off, Miller.
I need your leg. Take a knee.

283
00:11:38,136 --> 00:11:40,360
Now, I don't know what
tuna net you dolphins swam into,

284
00:11:40,361 --> 00:11:42,140
but you are drowning out there!

285
00:11:43,141 --> 00:11:45,591
Coach, would it really be
such a bad thing if we lost?

286
00:11:45,597 --> 00:11:47,690
- Beg your pardon?
- Look at them, coach.

287
00:11:47,714 --> 00:11:49,232
Haven't they lost enough already?

288
00:11:49,386 --> 00:11:50,627
Maybe giving them a win would,

289
00:11:50,628 --> 00:11:52,310
in a way, be a victory for us, too.

290
00:11:52,311 --> 00:11:53,760
Okay, you know what mattered
the most to Coach Knight?

291
00:11:53,761 --> 00:11:55,105
His work with special-needs kids?

292
00:11:55,106 --> 00:11:57,247
Okay, he took one kid
to one beach one time.

293
00:11:57,426 --> 00:11:58,255
Football!

294
00:11:58,444 --> 00:11:59,631
Football is what mattered the most!

295
00:11:59,632 --> 00:12:01,351
He lived for competition!

296
00:12:01,560 --> 00:12:05,071
He believed in sportsmanship,
integrity!

297
00:12:05,572 --> 00:12:07,929
Okay? Now, the way I see it,
we can roll over

298
00:12:08,174 --> 00:12:10,541
and give them an empty,
meaningless victory

299
00:12:10,542 --> 00:12:11,954
that he... would hate.

300
00:12:12,294 --> 00:12:15,290
Or we can go out there,
leave it all on the field,

301
00:12:17,050 --> 00:12:19,651
and be a team
he would be proud to lose to.

302
00:12:20,804 --> 00:12:22,964
Now, is this an "I" activity
or a "we" activity?!

303
00:12:23,194 --> 00:12:24,152
- We!
- What?!

304
00:12:24,153 --> 00:12:24,986
- We!
- What?!

305
00:12:24,987 --> 00:12:27,338
- We! We! We! We! We! We!
- That's right!

306
00:12:27,488 --> 00:12:29,115
Now you sound like dolphins!

307
00:12:31,004 --> 00:12:31,909
Hey, Tim!

308
00:12:32,349 --> 00:12:34,271
I got the next three days
of delivery slips

309
00:12:34,272 --> 00:12:35,775
for you here, signed, huh?

310
00:12:35,985 --> 00:12:37,244
- Thanks, Claire.
- Yeah.

311
00:12:37,585 --> 00:12:38,586
Signed those up good, huh?

312
00:12:38,587 --> 00:12:39,485
- Yep. Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.

313
00:12:39,680 --> 00:12:40,649
Yeah. Thanks.

314
00:12:40,824 --> 00:12:43,779
So, this is -- this is the,
uh, the regency birch?

315
00:12:43,780 --> 00:12:45,576
Beautiful model. Gorgeous.

316
00:12:45,577 --> 00:12:47,672
- You guys do such good work down here.
- Mm-hmm.

317
00:12:48,728 --> 00:12:50,663
Really, you mind
if I take her for a spin

318
00:12:50,664 --> 00:12:51,819
before she goes up
to the showroom?

319
00:12:51,906 --> 00:12:53,999
- You're the boss... ...
- 'S daughter.

320
00:12:54,403 --> 00:12:55,900
Mm-hmm.
That's what you want to say.

321
00:12:56,148 --> 00:12:59,831
Oh, okay. So, no mirror when
they're shipping, which makes sense.

322
00:13:01,783 --> 00:13:05,030
Also have, uh...
no handles.

323
00:13:06,141 --> 00:13:07,319
Hey -- hey, Tim?

324
00:13:09,535 --> 00:13:11,232
Hey, Tim!

325
00:13:12,657 --> 00:13:13,756
Tim!

326
00:13:14,948 --> 00:13:16,878
Oh, God.
Yeah, hi, dad.

327
00:13:17,140 --> 00:13:18,088
Hey, co-worker.

328
00:13:18,307 --> 00:13:20,032
Just seeing when you want
to leave for the game.

329
00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:22,764
- We're late already.
- Soon, soon.

330
00:13:24,641 --> 00:13:25,786
I'm -- I'm just --
I'm finishing up

331
00:13:25,787 --> 00:13:27,128
a little paperwork in my office.

332
00:13:27,420 --> 00:13:29,896
Okay. Let me know
if you need any help.

333
00:13:30,072 --> 00:13:31,164
No, I do not need your help.

334
00:13:31,165 --> 00:13:35,043
And as I believe I mentioned,
I would appreciate it

335
00:13:35,201 --> 00:13:38,811
if you were not constantly
looking over my shoulder.

336
00:13:38,910 --> 00:13:39,895
Come on. Give me some credit.

337
00:13:39,896 --> 00:13:41,494
That's the last thing I would do.

338
00:13:41,597 --> 00:13:45,078
Dad, you seem to forget
that I raised three children,

339
00:13:45,372 --> 00:13:48,638
and I had a career before this.

340
00:13:48,834 --> 00:13:51,701
I have done plenty of stuff
that does not -- Oh!

341
00:13:54,612 --> 00:13:55,525
Do you hear that?

342
00:13:55,615 --> 00:13:57,694
Sounds like it's coming
from the warehouse.

343
00:13:57,772 --> 00:13:59,320
Yeah, what even is that?

344
00:14:01,295 --> 00:14:02,623
Oh, I'm sure it's nothing.

345
00:14:03,321 --> 00:14:06,231
Uh, one piece of advice --
take it or leave it.

346
00:14:07,631 --> 00:14:08,507
What?

347
00:14:08,594 --> 00:14:11,281
The latch is under
the panel on the right.

348
00:14:18,183 --> 00:14:20,098
I got you mustard and Sauerkraut,
just what you like.

349
00:14:20,734 --> 00:14:22,048
You're being awfully nice,

350
00:14:22,484 --> 00:14:25,272
considering I started
that whole closet-nado.

351
00:14:25,387 --> 00:14:26,548
Well, you're still my daughter.

352
00:14:26,549 --> 00:14:28,272
It's okay I call you
that here, right?

353
00:14:28,273 --> 00:14:29,160
Yeah.

354
00:14:29,439 --> 00:14:31,893
Listen, it's hard for me to treat you
like everyone else.

355
00:14:32,743 --> 00:14:35,029
You're the only one
I carried home in my arms --

356
00:14:35,228 --> 00:14:37,858
except Dontrell,
last year's Christmas party.

357
00:14:37,859 --> 00:14:40,290
I pretty much poured him
through his sunroof.

358
00:14:40,291 --> 00:14:41,923
But I'll try.

359
00:14:42,605 --> 00:14:43,293
Thanks, dad.

360
00:14:43,294 --> 00:14:44,604
You got plans this weekend?

361
00:14:44,659 --> 00:14:45,778
- No. Not really. Why?
- Good.

362
00:14:46,297 --> 00:14:48,005
Be at the warehouse,
8:00 tomorrow.

363
00:14:48,006 --> 00:14:49,222
Wear something
you don't care about.

364
00:14:49,816 --> 00:14:50,661
Hey, guys.

365
00:14:50,867 --> 00:14:51,477
Hi, honey.

366
00:14:51,478 --> 00:14:52,576
What'd I miss?

367
00:14:53,036 --> 00:14:53,746
Nothing good.

368
00:14:53,747 --> 00:14:55,795
We're down by 6
with 3 minutes to play.

369
00:14:55,796 --> 00:14:57,410
Well, they could still
turn it around.

370
00:14:57,571 --> 00:14:59,336
Show's not over till the fat --
mama!

371
00:15:00,317 --> 00:15:03,300
Sensational punt by Miller,
who hasn't kicked that high

372
00:15:03,301 --> 00:15:04,599
since he broke the gender barrier

373
00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:06,661
and joined our own
modern dance troupe.

374
00:15:06,689 --> 00:15:08,253
- Are you okay, honey?
- Yeah!

375
00:15:08,269 --> 00:15:10,399
It's all about keeping
an attitive positude.

376
00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:12,640
Positude attitive.

377
00:15:14,796 --> 00:15:17,856
Hey, we should see a midnight
movie tonight, like old times.

378
00:15:17,857 --> 00:15:19,572
Oh, my God. I am so in!

379
00:15:19,844 --> 00:15:20,790
Cool. Cool.

380
00:15:20,821 --> 00:15:23,045
I'll come by your house
around 11:30 with the ladder?

381
00:15:23,046 --> 00:15:25,368
I don't need to climb
out of my window anymore, Dylan.

382
00:15:26,166 --> 00:15:29,281
Oh, ooh. Can we do it earlier?
I have a midterm tomorrow.

383
00:15:29,394 --> 00:15:30,612
Oh, I can't do earlier.

384
00:15:30,683 --> 00:15:33,080
I've got to meet up with some
classmates from nursing school.

385
00:15:33,395 --> 00:15:34,570
You're gonna be a nurse?

386
00:15:34,790 --> 00:15:37,143
Yeah, I figured it was
a natural next step.

387
00:15:37,271 --> 00:15:39,144
I've always healed people
with my music,

388
00:15:39,145 --> 00:15:41,472
and now I'm just doing
the same thing with drugs.

389
00:15:41,826 --> 00:15:44,069
Wow.
Well, ye-- another time, then.

390
00:15:44,390 --> 00:15:45,777
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

391
00:15:48,260 --> 00:15:49,939
Hey, if everything goes well,

392
00:15:49,940 --> 00:15:51,689
maybe one day
I'll see you in the hospital.

393
00:15:52,330 --> 00:15:53,123
I'd like that.

394
00:15:54,398 --> 00:15:55,610
So, I finally
get out of the closet,

395
00:15:55,611 --> 00:15:57,561
and there's dad
looking down at me.

396
00:15:57,873 --> 00:15:58,662
Been there.

397
00:15:59,117 --> 00:16:00,041
The whole daddy thing, though,

398
00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:01,408
it's really one
of your bigger issues.

399
00:16:01,909 --> 00:16:04,218
At least my daddy issues
are with my actual daddy.

400
00:16:04,219 --> 00:16:07,675
I don't run around making every
authority figure I meet into a father.

401
00:16:07,676 --> 00:16:08,556
Wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

402
00:16:08,557 --> 00:16:09,656
W-what's that supposed to mean?

403
00:16:09,860 --> 00:16:11,115
Mitchell, come on.

404
00:16:11,116 --> 00:16:12,835
Why have you
not quit your job yet?

405
00:16:12,836 --> 00:16:14,096
His girlfriend
just broke up with him.

406
00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:15,990
Yeah, and what was your excuse last week?

407
00:16:15,991 --> 00:16:16,666
I had a cold.

408
00:16:16,667 --> 00:16:17,425
And the week before?

409
00:16:17,441 --> 00:16:18,492
I felt a cold coming on.

410
00:16:18,882 --> 00:16:23,029
Mitchell, this fell
out of your jacket.

411
00:16:23,889 --> 00:16:24,644
Care to explain?

412
00:16:24,645 --> 00:16:26,614
I was holding it for a friend.

413
00:16:29,409 --> 00:16:30,271
You want to quit?

414
00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:32,833
Charlie, you're --
you're a great boss,

415
00:16:32,834 --> 00:16:34,338
but I ju--
I got this other offer,

416
00:16:34,339 --> 00:16:36,139
and I just really miss
the courtroom.

417
00:16:37,216 --> 00:16:39,011
Well, I'm not gonna lie to you,

418
00:16:39,012 --> 00:16:41,260
you're... really letting me down.

419
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,079
I just expected
so much more out of you.

420
00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:46,077
- Ohh.
- You were my favorite.

421
00:16:46,110 --> 00:16:47,684
Ohh, God.

422
00:16:47,685 --> 00:16:50,898
Um, well, maybe I-I could
still do things on the weekends.

423
00:16:51,963 --> 00:16:53,892
No, no! Charlie,
I'm -- I'm sorry.

424
00:16:53,977 --> 00:16:55,741
I -- I'm done.

425
00:16:56,793 --> 00:16:57,557
You know what?

426
00:16:58,466 --> 00:16:59,344
I don't blame you.

427
00:16:59,971 --> 00:17:01,595
I have to get back
on solid ground.

428
00:17:02,352 --> 00:17:04,060
- We both do.
- Well, I do more.

429
00:17:04,459 --> 00:17:05,402
My house is a boat.

430
00:17:06,412 --> 00:17:07,634
You made me in trouble.

431
00:17:08,327 --> 00:17:10,917
I didn't tell you to sit
on a boy until he liked you.

432
00:17:10,934 --> 00:17:12,145
- Yes-huh.
- Nuh-huh.

433
00:17:12,237 --> 00:17:13,544
We're not doing this again.

434
00:17:16,031 --> 00:17:17,333
Home team calls time-out.

435
00:17:17,615 --> 00:17:19,583
12 seconds left,
they're down by 6,

436
00:17:19,664 --> 00:17:21,519
and unable to shake
the Miller curse.

437
00:17:21,647 --> 00:17:22,545
That's it!

438
00:17:24,202 --> 00:17:25,428
Okay, boys, final play.

439
00:17:25,684 --> 00:17:26,847
Time for a little trickery.

440
00:17:28,046 --> 00:17:29,609
Oh, honey.
What happened to you today?

441
00:17:29,727 --> 00:17:31,026
A cosmic pummeling.

442
00:17:31,994 --> 00:17:33,074
I lost the deal.

443
00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:34,306
If I don't close on one tomorrow,

444
00:17:34,307 --> 00:17:36,557
it's gonna be my first month
ever with no sale.

445
00:17:36,558 --> 00:17:38,659
Actually, there is
no 31st this month.

446
00:17:38,942 --> 00:17:39,985
What are you talking about?

447
00:17:39,986 --> 00:17:43,106
Tomorrow's the first.
Honey, I'm sorry. Are you okay?

448
00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:44,014
No, I'm not okay!

449
00:17:44,015 --> 00:17:45,814
I just found out there is
literally no tomorrow!

450
00:17:47,625 --> 00:17:48,899
You know, I always say
if you wait long enough,

451
00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:49,848
your luck will change?

452
00:17:50,210 --> 00:17:51,485
Turns out that's just
a big pile of c--

453
00:17:51,486 --> 00:17:52,831
Hold on to your hats, folks.

454
00:17:53,578 --> 00:17:57,189
Are they? They are!
It's the triple gull-wing!

455
00:17:57,223 --> 00:17:58,291
That's my play!

456
00:17:58,348 --> 00:18:00,798
Woodson fakes right,
he fakes right again,

457
00:18:00,978 --> 00:18:03,434
he fakes faking right,
and he scores!

458
00:18:03,435 --> 00:18:05,111
They scored on my play!

459
00:18:05,676 --> 00:18:07,910
- Mitchell says you can sell me a house.
- Yes, I can!

460
00:18:07,928 --> 00:18:10,255
- Good call, Phil. Was that your play?!
- Yes, it was!

461
00:18:10,415 --> 00:18:11,677
You're being too rough, Lily.

462
00:18:11,678 --> 00:18:15,352
You cannot just see a guy and, mwah!,
kiss him like that, okay?

463
00:18:15,353 --> 00:18:17,153
Yes, you can!
Yes, you can!

464
00:18:18,433 --> 00:18:20,627
Okay! Okay! Miller's out.
Manny, you're my backup kicker.

465
00:18:20,628 --> 00:18:21,723
I need you to go out
there and nail this.

466
00:18:21,745 --> 00:18:23,939
Although if I miss it,
wouldn't a tie be a perfect way to --

467
00:18:23,967 --> 00:18:24,828
Manny, enough!

468
00:18:25,220 --> 00:18:26,916
You are not gonna
take away my victory!

469
00:18:28,131 --> 00:18:30,489
I mean --
I mean, your victory.

470
00:18:31,025 --> 00:18:31,674
Okay?

471
00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:33,986
Manny, I'm sorry.
I should not have yelled at you.

472
00:18:34,012 --> 00:18:36,074
You can go out there and
do whatever feels right.

473
00:18:36,323 --> 00:18:38,064
Okay? I support you
no matter what.

474
00:18:42,751 --> 00:18:46,091
32! Hut! Hut! Hike!

475
00:18:55,173 --> 00:18:57,626
I won! I won!
I mean, we won!

476
00:18:57,935 --> 00:18:59,021
We won! We won!

477
00:19:00,285 --> 00:19:01,671
Ooph! Sorry, ma'am.

478
00:19:01,802 --> 00:19:03,463
Ma'am? I sit next
to you in English.

479
00:19:03,481 --> 00:19:05,269
Hey, I think I dropped my phone
under the bleachers.

480
00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:06,021
Come get it with me?

481
00:19:07,644 --> 00:19:08,463
Found it.

482
00:19:08,641 --> 00:19:10,937
Great, and world order is restored.

483
00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:13,037
- Can we go home now?
- Yeah. Okay.

484
00:19:13,305 --> 00:19:14,466
Oh, hey, what's that?

485
00:19:16,149 --> 00:19:18,029
"Alex Dunphy dome?"

486
00:19:18,361 --> 00:19:20,969
Uh, I think it says
"Alex Dunphy, do me."

487
00:19:21,117 --> 00:19:22,993
Ugh, who would write
something like that?

488
00:19:23,231 --> 00:19:24,039
No idea.

489
00:19:25,172 --> 00:19:26,438
Hey, you want me
to scratch it out?

490
00:19:26,565 --> 00:19:29,431
No! I mean, pfft,
too late now.

491
00:19:29,660 --> 00:19:30,816
If it's out there,
it's out there.

492
00:19:33,670 --> 00:19:34,463
Hey, champ.

493
00:19:34,895 --> 00:19:36,434
Aren't you gonna go
celebrate with your team?

494
00:19:37,492 --> 00:19:38,660
Yeah, in a minute.

495
00:19:44,989 --> 00:19:46,481
You meant to miss the kick,
didn't you?

496
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:47,232
I blew it.

497
00:19:47,943 --> 00:19:49,948
I could miss that kick
nine out of ten times.

498
00:19:50,596 --> 00:19:52,096
Why couldn't I miss it
when it counted?

499
00:19:54,171 --> 00:19:55,144
Let me ask you something.

500
00:19:56,435 --> 00:19:57,931
That ball sails
through the uprights,

501
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,103
your team carries you
off the field.

502
00:20:01,220 --> 00:20:02,119
How does that feel?

503
00:20:04,035 --> 00:20:05,806
- Come on.
- Good.

504
00:20:06,024 --> 00:20:08,134
It's fun being part of a team.

505
00:20:08,310 --> 00:20:10,097
And it's really fun
being the hero.

506
00:20:10,412 --> 00:20:13,642
So I think you made
that kick on purpose.

507
00:20:14,268 --> 00:20:15,060
And listen.

508
00:20:15,707 --> 00:20:17,076
I don't think you're willing
to admit it yet,

509
00:20:17,077 --> 00:20:18,910
but somewhere underneath
all that humanity,

510
00:20:18,911 --> 00:20:20,255
there's a competitor -- sorry.

511
00:20:20,482 --> 00:20:22,336
There's a competitor,
and, Manny,

512
00:20:22,337 --> 00:20:23,980
there's nothing wrong with that.

513
00:20:24,673 --> 00:20:25,515
Nothing.

514
00:20:27,669 --> 00:20:28,446
Thanks, coach.

515
00:20:29,256 --> 00:20:30,267
You want to go eat some pizza?

516
00:20:30,580 --> 00:20:31,478
- Sure.
- Me, too.

517
00:20:34,091 --> 00:20:36,579
Hey, you think someday they might
name this field after you?

518
00:20:36,580 --> 00:20:37,632
Well, you're not the first person

519
00:20:37,633 --> 00:20:38,724
to think along those lines.

520
00:20:38,997 --> 00:20:40,971
Earlier today, someone
in the faculty bathroom

521
00:20:40,972 --> 00:20:43,181
was messing around with the phrase
"Cameron Tucker dome."

522
00:20:43,813 --> 00:20:45,751
Just sold the most
expensive house in town,

523
00:20:45,752 --> 00:20:47,633
sight unseen, all cash.

524
00:20:47,658 --> 00:20:49,288
- How 'bout that?
- I'm proud of you, dad.

525
00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:51,955
Pretty great day
for all the Dunphys.

526
00:20:52,158 --> 00:20:55,112
And then I said,
"Michelle, do you honestly believe

527
00:20:55,113 --> 00:20:56,625
every stupid rumor you hear?"

528
00:20:57,588 --> 00:20:58,398
Oh, you haven't heard?

529
00:20:58,567 --> 00:21:01,281
Well, apparently,
one of my exes is just, like...

530
00:21:01,303 --> 00:21:03,225
Tim, I -- I am so sorry
that you got hurt,

531
00:21:03,226 --> 00:21:04,225
and I will get
to the bottom of it,

532
00:21:04,226 --> 00:21:06,672
but I suspect it was sabotage
by the competition,

533
00:21:07,458 --> 00:21:09,668
maybe Closets, Closets,
Closets, Closets.

534
00:21:10,042 --> 00:21:12,655
Not too bad, a little puffy,
kind of like your eyes were

535
00:21:12,656 --> 00:21:14,312
when you saw
"Finding Nemo," Miller.

536
00:21:15,539 --> 00:21:18,259
Like I said -- positive attitude.

537
00:21:18,459 --> 00:21:26,359
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