1 00:00:03,086 --> 00:00:04,386 Want some coffee? 2 00:00:04,421 --> 00:00:06,555 Say yes. It's French press. 3 00:00:06,589 --> 00:00:07,990 I was doubtful, too, 4 00:00:08,024 --> 00:00:10,292 but I honestly can't see myself going back to drip. 5 00:00:10,326 --> 00:00:13,095 I'm so happy you don't live in a tough neighborhood anymore. 6 00:00:13,129 --> 00:00:15,030 We're so sorry for just dropping by like this. 7 00:00:15,065 --> 00:00:16,632 Are you kidding me? 8 00:00:16,666 --> 00:00:20,703 I'll take any chance to spend time with this little princess. 9 00:00:20,737 --> 00:00:23,739 I love her little hair, her little toes. 10 00:00:23,773 --> 00:00:25,074 And she loves her grandmother. 11 00:00:25,108 --> 00:00:27,142 I don't love "grandmother." 12 00:00:27,177 --> 00:00:29,411 So, Cam and I have been revising our will 13 00:00:29,446 --> 00:00:31,413 to specify who should take care of Lily 14 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:33,449 if, God forbid, something happened to us. 15 00:00:33,483 --> 00:00:34,650 God forbid. 16 00:00:34,684 --> 00:00:36,552 I said "God for... " 17 00:00:36,586 --> 00:00:38,520 So, we've been dropping by unannounced 18 00:00:38,555 --> 00:00:40,789 to, you know, casually assess our candidates. 19 00:00:40,824 --> 00:00:42,291 Not all of our candidates. 20 00:00:42,325 --> 00:00:44,359 No, t... that's true. We did not drop by Missour-ah. 21 00:00:44,394 --> 00:00:46,595 It's "Missouri." No one from Missouri would say "Missour-ah." 22 00:00:46,629 --> 00:00:48,731 I'm so sorr-ah. 23 00:00:48,765 --> 00:00:52,000 So, anyway, Claire and Phil were our first thought, 24 00:00:52,035 --> 00:00:53,769 so we dropped by their place last week. 25 00:00:53,803 --> 00:00:54,903 [ Glass shatters ] 26 00:00:54,938 --> 00:00:57,039 You win the award for worst mother ever! 27 00:00:57,073 --> 00:00:59,441 I will be sure to thank you in my speech! 28 00:00:59,476 --> 00:01:01,744 Phil, the frying pan's on fire! 29 00:01:01,778 --> 00:01:04,780 Son of Jor-El! Everybody stay calm! 30 00:01:04,814 --> 00:01:06,815 Dad, I'm gonna teach myself how to juggle. 31 00:01:06,850 --> 00:01:08,450 Good for you, buddy. 32 00:01:08,518 --> 00:01:10,786 - Mom! - No one heard me screaming?! 33 00:01:10,820 --> 00:01:13,072 I've been trapped in the garage for like 20 minutes! 34 00:01:13,122 --> 00:01:15,390 And yet still you didn't get the rat traps I sent you for. 35 00:01:15,425 --> 00:01:16,391 - Oh! - Thank you. 36 00:01:16,426 --> 00:01:17,960 Honey, it's doing it again! 37 00:01:17,994 --> 00:01:19,661 Come on, now! Every morning?! 38 00:01:19,696 --> 00:01:21,897 [ Smoke alarm beeping ] Haley: I hope the whole house burns down! 39 00:01:21,931 --> 00:01:23,432 Did we come at a bad time? 40 00:01:23,466 --> 00:01:25,300 Come back in seven years and five months, 41 00:01:25,335 --> 00:01:26,401 when they're all gone! 42 00:01:35,478 --> 00:01:38,430 Sync by YYeTs.net Corrected by addic7ed www.addic7ed.com 43 00:01:38,481 --> 00:01:40,849 So, mama, you're good for coal?! 44 00:01:40,884 --> 00:01:42,151 Okay, okay! 45 00:01:42,185 --> 00:01:45,053 Well, you bundle up! We don't want to lose you! 46 00:01:45,088 --> 00:01:47,022 Okay. Yeah, bye! [ chuckles ] 47 00:01:47,056 --> 00:01:48,791 They're in the middle of a terrible blizzard. 48 00:01:48,825 --> 00:01:50,025 So you shouted! 49 00:01:50,059 --> 00:01:51,827 Did they really lose two cows? 50 00:01:51,861 --> 00:01:53,829 Oh, yeah, frozen solid. Mama's gonna send pictures. 51 00:01:53,863 --> 00:01:55,531 Oh, yay, a reason to stop by the frame store. 52 00:01:55,565 --> 00:01:57,833 Manny, I got to get you down to that sporting-goods place. 53 00:01:57,867 --> 00:02:00,269 - Got to get him some stuff for his weekend outing. - Ready! 54 00:02:00,303 --> 00:02:02,371 - Did you pee? - Not ready. 55 00:02:02,405 --> 00:02:04,206 - Jay, would you mind if we came? - Sure, why not? 56 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:05,808 You know, I'd like to get mama some snowshoes... 57 00:02:05,842 --> 00:02:08,310 You know, to lift her spirits, what with all the frozen cows and all. 58 00:02:08,344 --> 00:02:10,946 So, cows freeze now? Are we all just accepting that? 59 00:02:10,980 --> 00:02:12,314 Oh, yeah, absolutely. Jay, this one time... 60 00:02:12,348 --> 00:02:14,149 We'll take two cars. 61 00:02:14,184 --> 00:02:16,451 If you want, I can stay with the little princess. 62 00:02:16,486 --> 00:02:17,886 Oh, that... that's a great idea. 63 00:02:17,921 --> 00:02:19,788 Oh, yeah, I'll just... I'll just go out and get her bag. 64 00:02:19,823 --> 00:02:21,557 Maybe I can take her to the mall, 65 00:02:21,591 --> 00:02:23,358 buy her a new outfit, 66 00:02:23,393 --> 00:02:25,694 get her some hair rings... Is that okay? 67 00:02:25,728 --> 00:02:27,329 Yes, yes, of course. 68 00:02:27,363 --> 00:02:29,498 Um, you know, Gloria, Cam and I were talking 69 00:02:29,532 --> 00:02:31,333 about what would happen to Lily 70 00:02:31,367 --> 00:02:33,135 if anything were ever to happen to us, 71 00:02:33,169 --> 00:02:35,337 - and we were thinking... - Oh, my God. ˇsí, sí, sí! I take her! 72 00:02:35,371 --> 00:02:36,839 Okay, well, that's very sweet, 73 00:02:36,873 --> 00:02:38,040 but you realize it would only happen... 74 00:02:38,074 --> 00:02:39,341 I can't wait! 75 00:02:39,375 --> 00:02:40,475 Okay, well, hopefully, it's a long shot. 76 00:02:40,510 --> 00:02:42,578 Ay, a little girl! 77 00:02:42,612 --> 00:02:44,847 There would have to be a very tragic accident. 78 00:02:44,881 --> 00:02:47,516 I know, I know. [ clicks tongue ] 79 00:02:47,550 --> 00:02:48,951 Nothing is going to happen. 80 00:02:48,985 --> 00:02:51,186 Oh. 81 00:02:51,221 --> 00:02:55,524 But if it did, we would be so happy! 82 00:02:55,558 --> 00:02:57,993 [ Giggles ] ˇAy! 83 00:02:58,027 --> 00:03:00,729 So, what do you say, pal? I got to swing by the office. 84 00:03:00,763 --> 00:03:02,164 You want to come along? 85 00:03:02,198 --> 00:03:03,498 Can't. We got some stuff to do. 86 00:03:03,533 --> 00:03:05,400 - What? - Just errands. 87 00:03:05,435 --> 00:03:06,602 Oh. 88 00:03:06,636 --> 00:03:09,104 I'm taking Luke to see a child psychologist. 89 00:03:09,138 --> 00:03:11,907 This is something that Phil would never agree to. 90 00:03:11,941 --> 00:03:14,443 He's doesn't want Luke to feel... different. 91 00:03:14,477 --> 00:03:16,111 But Luke's grades aren't great, 92 00:03:16,145 --> 00:03:18,547 and he's having trouble concentrating in school. 93 00:03:18,581 --> 00:03:22,517 I just want to make sure that he's... normal. 94 00:03:22,552 --> 00:03:25,120 - Luke: Hey, mom, check it out. - What are you doing? 95 00:03:25,154 --> 00:03:26,855 If I move my head fast enough, 96 00:03:26,890 --> 00:03:29,024 it looks like the can is standing still. 97 00:03:29,058 --> 00:03:31,960 'Cause sometimes I wonder. 98 00:03:31,995 --> 00:03:34,062 Phil: But all the girls at work love it when I bring Luke by, 99 00:03:34,097 --> 00:03:36,265 especially that receptionist Heather, right, buddy? 100 00:03:36,299 --> 00:03:38,033 She smells amazing. 101 00:03:38,067 --> 00:03:40,535 Mm. Well, honey, you're gonna have to smell daddy's receptionist some other time. 102 00:03:40,570 --> 00:03:41,937 Like peaches. 103 00:03:41,971 --> 00:03:44,239 If you're both going out, who's taking me to cello? 104 00:03:44,274 --> 00:03:46,241 - One time, she gave me a Woody. - Sweet Je... 105 00:03:46,276 --> 00:03:48,477 She remembered he's my favorite character from "Toy Story." 106 00:03:48,511 --> 00:03:49,745 She did. 107 00:03:49,779 --> 00:03:52,648 Uh... Haley, how are you getting to the mall? 108 00:03:52,682 --> 00:03:54,650 Uh, Gabby's picking me up. 109 00:03:54,684 --> 00:03:56,718 Okay, you're gonna drop your sister off at her cello lesson first. 110 00:03:56,753 --> 00:03:59,288 No way. She plays lacrosse and takes cello lessons. 111 00:03:59,322 --> 00:04:01,657 Even my reputation can't handle that dork hit. 112 00:04:01,691 --> 00:04:05,060 Okay, well, then you don't need to go snowboarding with your friends on break. 113 00:04:05,094 --> 00:04:06,929 [ Sighs ] Fine, I'll take her. 114 00:04:06,963 --> 00:04:08,463 Just never look my friends in the eye, 115 00:04:08,498 --> 00:04:09,965 and only speak in emergencies. 116 00:04:09,999 --> 00:04:12,301 Got it. Ah! Already failed. 117 00:04:14,137 --> 00:04:16,638 Honey, after I go by the office, maybe we can grab some lunch. 118 00:04:16,673 --> 00:04:18,807 Oh, I can't. I got to pick up all that stuff for the school trip. 119 00:04:18,841 --> 00:04:20,943 But you know what? I'll see you tonight at dad and Gloria's. 120 00:04:20,977 --> 00:04:22,611 - Okay. - Smell Heather for me. 121 00:04:22,645 --> 00:04:24,746 I always do... not. 122 00:04:24,781 --> 00:04:26,448 [ Spoon rattles ] 123 00:04:29,452 --> 00:04:30,986 Ms. Dunphy? 124 00:04:31,020 --> 00:04:32,788 Hi, Dr. Klausner. I am so sorry we're late. 125 00:04:32,822 --> 00:04:34,489 We just got a little bit caught up in... 126 00:04:34,524 --> 00:04:35,724 Oh, no, it's okay. It's okay. 127 00:04:35,758 --> 00:04:37,826 It gave me a chance to chat with your husband. 128 00:04:37,860 --> 00:04:39,461 Hello, Claire. 129 00:04:39,495 --> 00:04:40,896 So, Luke, come on in with me. 130 00:04:40,930 --> 00:04:43,098 Mom and dad, we'll let you know when we need you. 131 00:04:43,132 --> 00:04:45,600 Go get 'em, pal. 132 00:04:45,635 --> 00:04:48,670 - How did you... - How did I what? 133 00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:51,039 Know you were someplace you left no trace of 134 00:04:51,074 --> 00:04:52,874 except for a tiny notation in your calendar? 135 00:04:52,909 --> 00:04:54,910 It was quite simple, really. 136 00:04:54,944 --> 00:04:56,428 I noticed a tiny nota... 137 00:04:56,479 --> 00:04:57,779 Shoot. 138 00:05:02,704 --> 00:05:05,304 That's weird. My cello teacher's car's in here. 139 00:05:05,321 --> 00:05:06,655 I wonder if she's not home. 140 00:05:06,689 --> 00:05:08,690 Okay, so go knock on the door, Alan Einstein. 141 00:05:08,725 --> 00:05:10,726 Don't leave. And it's "Albert." 142 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:13,328 I know. Alan's his dorky brother who played the cello. 143 00:05:13,363 --> 00:05:15,330 Good one. [ both laugh ] 144 00:05:15,365 --> 00:05:18,800 I should probably not be telling you this. 145 00:05:18,835 --> 00:05:20,635 - What? - Nothing. It's really bad. 146 00:05:20,670 --> 00:05:21,837 [ Gasps ] Tell me. 147 00:05:21,871 --> 00:05:23,438 When you and Dylan were broken up, 148 00:05:23,473 --> 00:05:25,807 Rachel told him you were a skank and got all up on him. 149 00:05:25,842 --> 00:05:28,243 No! But she's so nice to me. 150 00:05:28,277 --> 00:05:30,312 To your face. That's how she plays. 151 00:05:30,346 --> 00:05:32,381 Well, now she's gonna see how we play. 152 00:05:32,415 --> 00:05:33,782 What are we gonna do? 153 00:05:33,816 --> 00:05:35,717 She's not there. You're just gonna have to take me home. 154 00:05:35,752 --> 00:05:38,286 We don't have time. We have stuff to do. 155 00:05:38,321 --> 00:05:39,888 Then I'm just gonna have to come with you. 156 00:05:39,922 --> 00:05:41,690 Can't we just drop her off at a coffee shop or something? 157 00:05:41,724 --> 00:05:43,925 What, so she gets kidnapped and I get in trouble? 158 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:45,660 No, thank you. 159 00:05:45,695 --> 00:05:46,995 Okay, fine, you can come with us, 160 00:05:47,030 --> 00:05:49,231 but you have to keep your mouth shut about anything you see. 161 00:05:49,265 --> 00:05:51,867 - What's she gonna see? - Just drive! 162 00:05:51,901 --> 00:05:54,403 Ooh, maybe I should also get a gift for my aunt Pat. 163 00:05:54,437 --> 00:05:56,071 Have I ever told you about her? 164 00:05:56,105 --> 00:05:58,640 Total gun nut, lives completely off the grid. 165 00:05:58,674 --> 00:06:00,342 Did you see how cute Gloria was with Lily? 166 00:06:00,376 --> 00:06:01,576 Oh, Pat is hilarious. 167 00:06:01,611 --> 00:06:03,278 I don't think she's paid taxes in 20 years, 168 00:06:03,312 --> 00:06:04,312 but very hospitable. 169 00:06:04,347 --> 00:06:05,480 Always has a deer in the freezer. 170 00:06:05,515 --> 00:06:06,782 Would you listen to me? 171 00:06:06,816 --> 00:06:09,384 I think that Gloria and my dad could be Lily's guardians. 172 00:06:09,419 --> 00:06:12,154 Look, you know I love Jay, and they're still in the mix, 173 00:06:12,188 --> 00:06:14,556 but I just don't know about him raising a child. 174 00:06:14,590 --> 00:06:16,758 Well, Cam, he raised me. 175 00:06:16,793 --> 00:06:20,729 Well, now you've put me in an awkward position. 176 00:06:20,763 --> 00:06:24,800 Oh, look at that. That's adorable. 177 00:06:24,834 --> 00:06:26,368 Let's see if we can get you some snow pants. 178 00:06:26,402 --> 00:06:27,803 I just wish I felt better. 179 00:06:27,837 --> 00:06:29,504 I think I'm coming down with flu-like symptoms. 180 00:06:29,539 --> 00:06:31,173 Couple of hours before your camping trip, huh? 181 00:06:31,207 --> 00:06:32,441 I want to go. 182 00:06:32,475 --> 00:06:34,576 It's just, if I'm sick, I might get the chaperones sick, 183 00:06:34,610 --> 00:06:36,411 and without chaperones, it's anarchy. 184 00:06:36,446 --> 00:06:38,480 - Manny, listen to me. - The buddy system falls apart, 185 00:06:38,547 --> 00:06:40,882 the principle of "last in, first out" is ignored. 186 00:06:40,917 --> 00:06:42,684 - It's butterflies. - Where? 187 00:06:42,718 --> 00:06:45,520 You're just nervous because there's gonna be a lot of physical activity, 188 00:06:45,555 --> 00:06:47,222 which is not exactly your strong suit. 189 00:06:47,256 --> 00:06:49,641 It is a little daunting out there. 190 00:06:49,692 --> 00:06:51,426 D... don't use the word "daunting" in nature, okay? 191 00:06:51,461 --> 00:06:53,462 You just need a little self-confidence. 192 00:06:53,496 --> 00:06:55,897 Look at this. They got one of these rock walls here. 193 00:06:55,932 --> 00:06:57,165 Why don't you hop up on that? 194 00:06:57,200 --> 00:06:58,200 Why? 195 00:06:58,234 --> 00:07:00,102 Why? To prove that you can do it. 196 00:07:00,136 --> 00:07:02,571 If you can do that, you can do anything. 197 00:07:02,605 --> 00:07:05,006 Really? Can I fly? Can I speak Chinese? 198 00:07:05,041 --> 00:07:07,175 No, but you can sleep in the house tonight. 199 00:07:07,210 --> 00:07:10,645 Ace? Want to wire my boy up, here? Go ahead. 200 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:12,380 I'm sorry I went behind your back. 201 00:07:12,415 --> 00:07:15,684 But you get so defensive whenever we talk about Luke's issues. 202 00:07:15,718 --> 00:07:18,386 He doesn't have issues. You're just a worrier. 203 00:07:18,421 --> 00:07:20,222 Like when you thought he was never gonna talk. 204 00:07:20,256 --> 00:07:22,557 He was 2, and all he could do was bark! 205 00:07:22,592 --> 00:07:24,826 - I understood him. - Phil! 206 00:07:24,861 --> 00:07:26,728 Look, he starts coming here, 207 00:07:26,762 --> 00:07:29,498 the other kids find out, he becomes a target, 208 00:07:29,532 --> 00:07:31,399 like that limping gazelle at the watering hole 209 00:07:31,434 --> 00:07:32,868 that the alligator knows to eat. 210 00:07:32,902 --> 00:07:34,369 They're crocodiles, not alligators. 211 00:07:34,403 --> 00:07:35,637 There are no alligators in Africa. 212 00:07:35,671 --> 00:07:38,740 How about at the zoo? Bam! Who needs a shrink now? 213 00:07:38,774 --> 00:07:40,308 - Mr. and Mrs. Dunphy? - Yes? 214 00:07:40,343 --> 00:07:41,843 Hi. 215 00:07:41,878 --> 00:07:43,745 Luke, I'm gonna talk to your mom and dad for a minute, okay? 216 00:07:43,779 --> 00:07:45,714 Okay. She's, like, the best doctor ever. 217 00:07:45,748 --> 00:07:48,416 A couple of puzzles, no shots. 218 00:07:48,451 --> 00:07:50,552 I didn't even have to take my pants off. 219 00:07:50,586 --> 00:07:52,554 Found that one out a little late. 220 00:07:52,588 --> 00:07:55,223 I've been there, buddy. 221 00:07:55,324 --> 00:07:56,308 Mwah! 222 00:07:59,996 --> 00:08:01,763 Well, Luke's a terrific kid. 223 00:08:01,797 --> 00:08:03,198 I have a few thoughts, but, honestly, 224 00:08:03,232 --> 00:08:04,833 I don't see anything that's cause for alarm. 225 00:08:04,867 --> 00:08:06,835 Awesome. Thanks so much for your time. 226 00:08:06,936 --> 00:08:08,570 We... we would love to hear your thoughts. 227 00:08:08,637 --> 00:08:13,074 Well... he's a bright and curious boy, 228 00:08:13,109 --> 00:08:14,576 but he gets distracted. 229 00:08:14,643 --> 00:08:15,727 - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. 230 00:08:15,778 --> 00:08:17,879 I see it all the time with above-average kids. 231 00:08:17,914 --> 00:08:20,348 Mm-hmm. Phil, honey, I want you to hear this. 232 00:08:20,383 --> 00:08:21,850 Mm-hmm. 233 00:08:21,884 --> 00:08:23,351 They're a little overstimulated 234 00:08:23,386 --> 00:08:25,754 because there are so many things they're interested in. 235 00:08:25,788 --> 00:08:27,656 They never seem to focus. 236 00:08:27,690 --> 00:08:28,790 Makes me crazy. 237 00:08:28,824 --> 00:08:30,225 Too crazy. 238 00:08:30,259 --> 00:08:31,560 Well, they usually do outgrow it. 239 00:08:31,594 --> 00:08:33,795 - What if they don't? - He will. 240 00:08:33,829 --> 00:08:35,597 Well, there's... there's medication, 241 00:08:35,631 --> 00:08:38,366 but why don't we cross that bridge if we come to it? 242 00:08:38,401 --> 00:08:41,436 Is there any way to avoid that bridge altogether? 243 00:08:41,470 --> 00:08:43,905 You know, maybe there's diet or... 244 00:08:43,940 --> 00:08:46,408 or focusing exercises or something? 245 00:08:46,442 --> 00:08:48,109 Mrs. Dunphy, what exactly are you worried about? 246 00:08:48,144 --> 00:08:49,377 Get comfortable. 247 00:08:49,412 --> 00:08:52,314 I'm worried he's turning into you, Phil. 248 00:08:52,348 --> 00:08:54,282 Claire: I knew the minute I opened my mouth 249 00:08:54,317 --> 00:08:55,951 that I was in the wrong, 250 00:08:55,985 --> 00:08:59,020 but, honestly, sometimes I wonder about him. 251 00:08:59,055 --> 00:09:01,156 - Luke: Hey, mom, check it out. - What are you doing? 252 00:09:01,190 --> 00:09:02,724 If I move my head fast enough, 253 00:09:02,758 --> 00:09:05,126 it looks like the can is standing still. 254 00:09:05,194 --> 00:09:09,431 [ Laughs ] He's totally right! 255 00:09:09,465 --> 00:09:12,267 I just find it interesting that you blame Jay 256 00:09:12,301 --> 00:09:13,969 for everything from your night terrors 257 00:09:14,003 --> 00:09:15,270 to your shy bladder, 258 00:09:15,304 --> 00:09:17,239 and now he's the perfect guardian for Lily. 259 00:09:17,273 --> 00:09:20,575 No, not perfect, and... and I never said anything about my shy bladder. 260 00:09:20,610 --> 00:09:23,211 O... oh. Then why did I have to stand guard outside the bathroom 261 00:09:23,246 --> 00:09:25,647 at Pepper's three faces of new year's Eve party? 262 00:09:25,681 --> 00:09:26,815 Damn it, Manny! Move it! Go! 263 00:09:26,849 --> 00:09:27,949 It's scary. 264 00:09:27,984 --> 00:09:30,051 You're 2 feet off the ground. 265 00:09:30,086 --> 00:09:31,920 I've seen vines climb walls faster than that. 266 00:09:31,954 --> 00:09:33,388 Move your butt! 267 00:09:33,422 --> 00:09:36,091 Oh, well, there's your esteem-building parent right there. 268 00:09:36,125 --> 00:09:38,026 Wait, wait, I think I hear future Lily 269 00:09:38,060 --> 00:09:40,295 sending us a message from her stripper pole... 270 00:09:40,329 --> 00:09:43,098 "Thanks, gay dead dads. This dance is for you." 271 00:09:43,132 --> 00:09:44,432 Excuse me, Jay? 272 00:09:44,467 --> 00:09:45,634 I'm getting down. 273 00:09:45,668 --> 00:09:47,402 Not till you touch the top! What is it? 274 00:09:47,436 --> 00:09:49,804 Well, maybe if we didn't bully Manny so much, but, rather, showed him, 275 00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:51,273 he wouldn't be so afraid. 276 00:09:51,307 --> 00:09:54,743 Excuse me, sherpa, can you assist me with the harness? 277 00:09:54,777 --> 00:09:58,613 [ Stupid voice ] Oh, no. Which one of these is my driving machine? 278 00:09:58,648 --> 00:10:01,683 Phil, I already apologized. It just... it came out wrong. 279 00:10:01,717 --> 00:10:03,234 [ Normal voice ] Funny, I thought that was my problem... 280 00:10:03,286 --> 00:10:04,853 I came out wrong. 281 00:10:04,887 --> 00:10:06,688 Hold on. 282 00:10:06,722 --> 00:10:09,758 Oh, good, I can walk again. 283 00:10:09,792 --> 00:10:11,526 Honey, you know, sometimes you can act a little bit... 284 00:10:11,560 --> 00:10:12,694 Oh, no! Where did everyone go?! 285 00:10:12,728 --> 00:10:15,030 Oh, just a blink. 286 00:10:15,064 --> 00:10:17,032 Phil, when you are ready to talk to me like an adult, 287 00:10:17,066 --> 00:10:18,199 why don't you let me know? 288 00:10:18,234 --> 00:10:21,136 Fine. Okay, okay. 289 00:10:21,170 --> 00:10:22,570 The adults are the big ones, right? 290 00:10:24,573 --> 00:10:26,808 [ Engines turns over ] 291 00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:33,448 [ Tires screech ] 292 00:10:35,318 --> 00:10:38,820 Hey, how do you think that got up there? 293 00:10:38,854 --> 00:10:41,389 Uh-oh. 294 00:10:41,424 --> 00:10:45,193 Now, I know it seems daunting, Manny, but it's very simple. 295 00:10:45,227 --> 00:10:47,028 I'm securely hitched to a rope, 296 00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:49,030 which means I'm not going to fall. 297 00:10:49,032 --> 00:10:51,132 You know, dad, you're really making my life difficult right now. 298 00:10:51,167 --> 00:10:52,634 How? 299 00:10:52,668 --> 00:10:54,202 By barking at Manny like a drill sergeant 300 00:10:54,236 --> 00:10:55,437 when I'm trying to convince Cam 301 00:10:55,471 --> 00:10:56,971 that you'd be a great guardian for Lily. 302 00:10:57,006 --> 00:10:58,306 - Guardian? - Yeah. 303 00:10:58,341 --> 00:11:00,141 - You're kidding. - Aah! 304 00:11:00,176 --> 00:11:01,376 Jay! 305 00:11:01,410 --> 00:11:02,410 Yeah, never mind. 306 00:11:02,445 --> 00:11:03,645 That really hurt! 307 00:11:07,537 --> 00:11:08,457 This is a mistake. 308 00:11:08,461 --> 00:11:10,153 Why does she keep saying that? 309 00:11:10,153 --> 00:11:12,721 Because they're the first words she ever heard. 310 00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:13,755 Here, you go first. 311 00:11:13,789 --> 00:11:15,857 This will teach that skank a lesson. 312 00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:17,826 Shaving cream in her locker? 313 00:11:17,860 --> 00:11:19,411 Just stand over there and yell if someone's coming. 314 00:11:19,462 --> 00:11:20,929 She might have homework assignments in there 315 00:11:21,030 --> 00:11:22,530 she hasn't handed in yet. [ sighs ] 316 00:11:22,565 --> 00:11:23,732 Haley! 317 00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:25,633 [ Door closes ] 318 00:11:25,735 --> 00:11:27,318 - Someone's coming! - Run! 319 00:11:27,370 --> 00:11:28,870 [ Sighs ] 320 00:11:28,904 --> 00:11:30,638 [ Whispering frantically ] 321 00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:32,907 - This way, this way! - Okay, okay, okay! 322 00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:35,443 - Where are we? - Boys' locker room. 323 00:11:35,478 --> 00:11:36,644 It smells like feet. 324 00:11:36,646 --> 00:11:38,046 - That's not feet. - Okay. 325 00:11:42,084 --> 00:11:43,184 I'm so scared. 326 00:11:43,186 --> 00:11:44,819 Just go to your happy place. 327 00:11:44,854 --> 00:11:46,754 We just broke into my happy place. 328 00:11:46,756 --> 00:11:47,722 Who's there? 329 00:11:47,757 --> 00:11:49,591 [ Gasps ] 330 00:11:52,561 --> 00:11:54,929 [ Both laughing ] 331 00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:56,097 Shh, shh, shh, shh! 332 00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:58,400 Go, go, run, run! 333 00:11:58,402 --> 00:12:01,236 Not so loud! Run! Run! 334 00:12:01,270 --> 00:12:03,138 So, how you doing? 335 00:12:03,172 --> 00:12:06,641 Oh, not good. I'm just glad my clown training prepared me to take a fall like that. 336 00:12:06,675 --> 00:12:08,643 Yeah, and in terms of talking about it, 337 00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:10,361 are we looking at weeks, months? 338 00:12:10,413 --> 00:12:13,481 Do not minimize it, you, who I had to rush to the emergency room 339 00:12:13,516 --> 00:12:15,116 that time you fell out of your clogs. 340 00:12:15,118 --> 00:12:17,051 There's your bubbly water with lemon. 341 00:12:17,086 --> 00:12:18,453 Thank you, Jay. 342 00:12:18,487 --> 00:12:19,621 How you doin'? 343 00:12:19,655 --> 00:12:20,889 Oh, it's hard to tell. 344 00:12:20,923 --> 00:12:22,123 You know, anytime you have 345 00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:24,159 a catastrophic injury to your lumbar area... 346 00:12:24,193 --> 00:12:26,561 I could use a little piece of lumbar myself right now. 347 00:12:26,595 --> 00:12:29,264 Well, I hope you're comfortable now 348 00:12:29,298 --> 00:12:31,800 making my family Lily's guardians. 349 00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:33,635 ˇHola, hola! 350 00:12:33,669 --> 00:12:35,303 You're forgetting about Gloria. 351 00:12:35,337 --> 00:12:37,305 Even you have to admit how amazing she is with Lily. 352 00:12:37,339 --> 00:12:40,141 Mm! Look who's so pretty! 353 00:12:40,209 --> 00:12:41,910 Oh, my God! 354 00:12:41,944 --> 00:12:43,278 Gloria, what did you do? 355 00:12:43,312 --> 00:12:44,412 What I told you. 356 00:12:44,447 --> 00:12:45,613 You pierced her ears?! 357 00:12:45,648 --> 00:12:47,315 What I said... 358 00:12:47,349 --> 00:12:49,784 I was going to make her pretty with earrings. 359 00:12:49,819 --> 00:12:51,820 I thought you said "hair rings." 360 00:12:51,854 --> 00:12:53,321 What are hair rings? 361 00:12:53,355 --> 00:12:54,622 Yes, Mitchell, what are hair rings? 362 00:12:54,657 --> 00:12:56,558 Something that you would tie your hair back... 363 00:12:56,560 --> 00:12:58,092 She said it! 364 00:12:58,127 --> 00:12:59,911 I didn't say "hair rings." I said "earrings." 365 00:12:59,962 --> 00:13:01,362 You don't like? 366 00:13:01,397 --> 00:13:03,264 Of course not. You punctured our daughter! Oh! 367 00:13:03,299 --> 00:13:06,618 But did you see both sides? I didn't just do the gay ear. 368 00:13:06,669 --> 00:13:07,869 Look. 369 00:13:07,936 --> 00:13:09,037 Oh, my God. 370 00:13:09,071 --> 00:13:10,705 Oh, my God. 371 00:13:15,144 --> 00:13:19,547 I actually... I think we're good. 372 00:13:19,582 --> 00:13:21,716 Let's just wait in here for Gabby, okay? 373 00:13:21,750 --> 00:13:24,052 Oh, my God! I can't believe we just did that. 374 00:13:24,086 --> 00:13:25,887 Can you believe we just did that? 375 00:13:25,921 --> 00:13:28,022 Yeah, we had a lot of fun. Let's not geek it up. 376 00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:31,059 Wait. What if I have a taste for it now? 377 00:13:31,093 --> 00:13:32,994 Am I gonna start doing stuff like that all the time? 378 00:13:33,028 --> 00:13:35,230 Calm down. You just did one bad thing. 379 00:13:35,264 --> 00:13:37,565 [ Sighs ] 380 00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:40,502 Two. 381 00:13:40,536 --> 00:13:42,704 I skipped my cello lesson today. 382 00:13:42,738 --> 00:13:45,373 That wasn't even where my teacher lives. 383 00:13:45,407 --> 00:13:47,008 You ditched a class? 384 00:13:47,042 --> 00:13:49,043 Well, I... I didn't have time to practice 385 00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:51,279 because of lacrosse and debate team and... 386 00:13:51,281 --> 00:13:52,914 Do you even like playing the cello? 387 00:13:52,948 --> 00:13:54,849 [ Scoffs ] Yeah. 388 00:13:54,884 --> 00:13:55,817 Alex? 389 00:13:55,851 --> 00:13:56,985 [ Sighs ] 390 00:13:57,019 --> 00:13:59,320 I hate it. 391 00:13:59,388 --> 00:14:01,055 So quit. 392 00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:02,824 I've never quit anything. 393 00:14:02,858 --> 00:14:04,959 You've never broke into a school before. 394 00:14:04,994 --> 00:14:07,128 Just did that. 395 00:14:07,162 --> 00:14:09,831 No offense, but the family's hopes and dreams 396 00:14:09,865 --> 00:14:11,232 are kind of pinned on me. 397 00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:14,435 I'm just saying that no one would blame you 398 00:14:14,470 --> 00:14:16,671 if you stopped being so perfect. 399 00:14:16,705 --> 00:14:19,908 It actually would take a lot of pressure off of me. 400 00:14:22,878 --> 00:14:24,679 I did something bad, too... 401 00:14:24,713 --> 00:14:26,681 Something that nobody knows. 402 00:14:26,715 --> 00:14:28,783 - What? - Come here. 403 00:14:28,817 --> 00:14:30,885 I can't say it too loud, okay? 404 00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:32,353 What did you do? 405 00:14:32,388 --> 00:14:34,355 [ Both scream ] 406 00:14:36,659 --> 00:14:41,563 Phil, I'm just not sure you understand 407 00:14:41,565 --> 00:14:43,698 why I said what I said. 408 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,833 There are qualities about me you wish you could change, 409 00:14:45,935 --> 00:14:47,635 but you can't 'cause I'm all grown up, 410 00:14:47,670 --> 00:14:49,137 but it's not too late for Luke. 411 00:14:49,171 --> 00:14:51,039 Okay. 412 00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:53,942 Honey, there are a hundred things about Luke 413 00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:56,844 that he gets from you that I absolutely love. 414 00:14:56,879 --> 00:14:58,813 It's just this... this one tiny part 415 00:14:58,847 --> 00:15:01,649 that I'm sure if I could just get in there and just... ee! 416 00:15:01,684 --> 00:15:04,085 Claire... he's a great kid. 417 00:15:04,119 --> 00:15:05,720 He's gonna be fine. 418 00:15:05,754 --> 00:15:07,855 I know. 419 00:15:07,890 --> 00:15:09,557 I think I know. 420 00:15:09,592 --> 00:15:12,894 I feel terrible that we fought in front of him. 421 00:15:12,928 --> 00:15:14,796 Did he say anything about that on the drive here? 422 00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:16,631 How would I know? He rode with you. 423 00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:18,700 He didn't drive with me. He drove with you. 424 00:15:22,371 --> 00:15:26,658 Just admit it... you want Lily raised by anyone but my family. 425 00:15:26,709 --> 00:15:28,676 It's just so far away from everything she knows. 426 00:15:28,711 --> 00:15:31,212 And then there's the crazy aunts and the frozen cows. 427 00:15:31,246 --> 00:15:32,680 Oh, please, in the last hour, 428 00:15:32,715 --> 00:15:35,350 your father publicly shamed Manny, dropped me from the sky, 429 00:15:35,384 --> 00:15:37,552 while his wife drilled holes in our baby's head. 430 00:15:37,586 --> 00:15:38,920 Oh! 431 00:15:38,954 --> 00:15:41,356 Which is why I think we should revisit Claire and Phil. 432 00:15:41,390 --> 00:15:42,657 Where are my keys? 433 00:15:42,691 --> 00:15:45,326 We left Luke alone in a parking garage! 434 00:15:45,328 --> 00:15:47,795 We don't know the whole story. 435 00:15:47,830 --> 00:15:48,963 Don't we? 436 00:15:48,998 --> 00:15:50,281 - Whose car are we taking? - Mine. 437 00:15:50,332 --> 00:15:51,933 Then I'm driving! 438 00:15:51,967 --> 00:15:54,502 Hey, mom. 439 00:15:54,504 --> 00:15:56,137 - Buddy! - Luke? 440 00:15:56,171 --> 00:15:57,438 - Buddy! - Lukey? 441 00:15:57,440 --> 00:15:59,107 - Thank you so much. - Honey, get out of there. 442 00:15:59,141 --> 00:16:00,308 Thank you! 443 00:16:00,342 --> 00:16:01,442 I'm so sorry. We are so sorry. 444 00:16:01,510 --> 00:16:02,977 Oh, buddy, you must've been so scared. 445 00:16:03,012 --> 00:16:04,412 - No. - Oh, God. - Well, what happened? 446 00:16:04,513 --> 00:16:05,647 Well, I knew you'd come back. 447 00:16:05,714 --> 00:16:06,648 Uh-huh. 448 00:16:06,682 --> 00:16:07,715 Then you didn't. 449 00:16:07,750 --> 00:16:09,951 So I had to go find a phone. 450 00:16:09,985 --> 00:16:12,387 That's when I saw a stray dog and I played with him for a while. 451 00:16:12,404 --> 00:16:13,388 - Uh-huh. - Uh-huh. 452 00:16:13,405 --> 00:16:14,822 Then I thought I saw Mrs. Morgan, 453 00:16:14,857 --> 00:16:17,025 my first-grade teacher, going into a church. 454 00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:19,727 It wasn't her, but there was a wedding there. 455 00:16:19,762 --> 00:16:21,062 That's where I met the Litvaks. 456 00:16:21,096 --> 00:16:23,064 Oh, thank you! Thank you so much. 457 00:16:23,098 --> 00:16:24,432 Congratul... tov. 458 00:16:24,466 --> 00:16:25,933 [ Engine turns over ] 459 00:16:25,968 --> 00:16:27,402 Mwah! Oh, baby. 460 00:16:27,436 --> 00:16:28,936 - Can I go get a drink? - Yes, you can. 461 00:16:28,971 --> 00:16:30,738 - Yes, you can! You can drink whatever you want! - Of course you can. 462 00:16:30,773 --> 00:16:33,307 There's tons of soda in there. 463 00:16:33,342 --> 00:16:35,476 Ohh! 464 00:16:35,544 --> 00:16:37,845 What an amazing kid! 465 00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:40,948 I can't believe I ever worried about him out in the world. 466 00:16:40,983 --> 00:16:42,133 [ Both sigh ] 467 00:16:42,184 --> 00:16:44,218 That's what I do, though, isn't it? I worry. 468 00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:45,987 I worry... I think about a tiny, little thing, 469 00:16:46,021 --> 00:16:47,588 and then I obsess on it, until, suddenly, 470 00:16:47,623 --> 00:16:49,090 it's the only thing I can think about. 471 00:16:49,124 --> 00:16:51,259 God, please don't let me screw up our son. 472 00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:53,027 Hey, hey. 473 00:16:55,064 --> 00:16:57,065 You know why else he's gonna be okay? 474 00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:58,399 No. 475 00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:02,003 Because somewhere out there is a worried little girl 476 00:17:02,037 --> 00:17:04,706 who's making lists and labeling bins, 477 00:17:04,773 --> 00:17:07,775 and he's gonna find her. 478 00:17:11,213 --> 00:17:13,264 Mm! 479 00:17:13,315 --> 00:17:14,549 Oh! 480 00:17:14,583 --> 00:17:16,117 Cam? 481 00:17:16,151 --> 00:17:18,886 I know you're kind of down on Jay being Lily's guardian. 482 00:17:18,921 --> 00:17:21,389 Now, that's not anything you need to worry about, Manny. 483 00:17:21,423 --> 00:17:23,674 I just think you're being too hard on him. 484 00:17:23,726 --> 00:17:25,560 We had a little chat in the car. 485 00:17:25,594 --> 00:17:27,528 I'm sorry I let you down, Jay. 486 00:17:27,563 --> 00:17:30,264 I'm starting to think if I couldn't even get up that wall, 487 00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:32,066 then why am I even going on this... 488 00:17:32,101 --> 00:17:33,267 Knock it off, Manny. 489 00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:35,103 We both know you could get up that wall. 490 00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:37,038 Now, why are you trying to get out of this trip? 491 00:17:37,072 --> 00:17:38,706 I'm not. I'm excited to go... 492 00:17:38,741 --> 00:17:40,541 Manny... 493 00:17:40,576 --> 00:17:41,776 Okay. 494 00:17:41,810 --> 00:17:44,212 I have some concerns about the shower situation. 495 00:17:44,246 --> 00:17:46,214 Oh. Because? 496 00:17:46,248 --> 00:17:48,616 - Well, I'm pretty much at my target weight. - That's good. 497 00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:53,321 But the thing is, I haven't quite reached my target height. 498 00:17:53,355 --> 00:17:55,490 Got it. 499 00:17:55,524 --> 00:17:57,225 All right, first of all, you don't have to go. 500 00:17:57,259 --> 00:17:59,227 I'll write you a note. 501 00:17:59,261 --> 00:18:01,062 We'll plan on doing something fun this weekend. 502 00:18:01,096 --> 00:18:02,263 - Really? - You bet. 503 00:18:02,297 --> 00:18:04,232 And you're not mad at me? 504 00:18:04,266 --> 00:18:06,701 Look, if you were a different kid, I'd give you the speech... 505 00:18:06,735 --> 00:18:08,336 You know, "we all have insecurities. 506 00:18:08,370 --> 00:18:09,737 You've got to be brave here." 507 00:18:09,772 --> 00:18:11,038 But let's face it... 508 00:18:11,073 --> 00:18:12,740 you're already about the bravest kid I know. 509 00:18:12,775 --> 00:18:14,492 - I am? - [ chuckling ] Come on. 510 00:18:14,543 --> 00:18:17,812 You wear blazers to school. You play the pan flute. 511 00:18:17,846 --> 00:18:20,081 You... you read poetry to girls. 512 00:18:20,115 --> 00:18:22,483 I couldn't even talk to girls when I was your age. 513 00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:25,319 The shower thing's nothing compared to all that. 514 00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:29,123 So, whatever you decide, I'm behind you. 515 00:18:31,426 --> 00:18:33,594 No, I got that set up just right. 516 00:18:33,629 --> 00:18:35,663 I told you about that before. 517 00:18:35,697 --> 00:18:37,498 Jay said that? 518 00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:39,600 Yeah, and he wasn't drinking or anything. 519 00:18:39,635 --> 00:18:40,968 So, what are you gonna do? 520 00:18:41,003 --> 00:18:42,737 I think I'm gonna go. 521 00:18:42,771 --> 00:18:45,373 I mean, if Reuben can go with that extra nipple... 522 00:18:45,407 --> 00:18:47,809 I'm proud of you, Manny. 523 00:18:47,843 --> 00:18:50,978 You're doing the right thing, trust me. 524 00:18:51,013 --> 00:18:52,980 I mean, what were you thinking, Gloria? 525 00:18:53,015 --> 00:18:55,349 Ay, Mitch, I said I was sorry. 526 00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:59,420 But I had them since I was 2... huge ones. 527 00:18:59,454 --> 00:19:00,555 What is she... 528 00:19:00,589 --> 00:19:02,456 Earrings, Phil. Earrings. 529 00:19:02,491 --> 00:19:05,726 Mitch, I just wanted to tell you how really touched I was 530 00:19:05,761 --> 00:19:07,962 you'd want me to be Lily's guardian. 531 00:19:07,996 --> 00:19:10,932 Oh, you're welcome. And you're out. 532 00:19:10,966 --> 00:19:12,366 Excuse me. 533 00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:14,735 I have a very important announcement to make. 534 00:19:14,770 --> 00:19:16,771 [ Cellphone ringing ] 535 00:19:16,805 --> 00:19:19,907 Oh. Sorry. Sorry, so rude. 536 00:19:19,942 --> 00:19:23,110 Totally inexcusable. Yello! 537 00:19:28,116 --> 00:19:31,652 Mitchell and I have decided that if, God forbid, 538 00:19:31,687 --> 00:19:32,987 anything should happen to us... 539 00:19:33,021 --> 00:19:34,422 - You don't have to do this right now. - No. 540 00:19:34,456 --> 00:19:37,225 We would like to Jay and Gloria to be Lily's guardians. 541 00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:38,626 - Cam? - It's the right decision. 542 00:19:38,660 --> 00:19:40,411 Gloria: [ gasps ] That is great news! 543 00:19:40,462 --> 00:19:43,030 Lily, when something horrible happens, 544 00:19:43,065 --> 00:19:45,132 you're going to be all mine! 545 00:19:45,134 --> 00:19:47,768 It really is an "if" situation. 546 00:19:47,803 --> 00:19:49,070 All mine! 547 00:19:49,104 --> 00:19:52,173 I don't mean to ruin this really beautiful moment, 548 00:19:52,207 --> 00:19:54,709 but were Phil and I even considered for the position? 549 00:19:54,711 --> 00:19:55,676 Claire? 550 00:19:55,744 --> 00:19:57,011 I mean, we are the parents 551 00:19:57,045 --> 00:19:59,447 of three healthy, well-adjusted children who... 552 00:19:59,481 --> 00:20:01,215 Honey, we need to go down to the police station. 553 00:20:01,250 --> 00:20:02,750 Our daughters just vandalized the school. 554 00:20:05,888 --> 00:20:07,421 This is not over. 555 00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:11,626 Let's go see your new room, Liliana. 556 00:20:11,660 --> 00:20:15,329 No, that's not her name. 557 00:20:19,167 --> 00:20:20,601 Hey. 558 00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:21,769 Oh, hey, what are you doing home? 559 00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:23,237 Oh, I bailed on yoga. 560 00:20:23,272 --> 00:20:24,372 Oh, yeah, yeah. 561 00:20:24,406 --> 00:20:25,473 Oh, oh, could you go to the mailbox and get me... 562 00:20:25,507 --> 00:20:27,041 No, why can't I just come in? 563 00:20:27,075 --> 00:20:28,175 - You can. I just... - Cameron? 564 00:20:28,210 --> 00:20:29,310 - What? - Look at me. 565 00:20:29,377 --> 00:20:31,212 I am. What did you do? 566 00:20:32,915 --> 00:20:34,615 I am home alone for a lot of hours. 567 00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:36,617 Carmen Miranda? 568 00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:40,288 I just wanted a couple before the holes closed up. 569 00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:41,956 - Oh, Cameron. - Oh. 570 00:20:44,092 --> 00:20:46,928 - All right, just get one with me really quick. - Okay. 571 00:20:46,962 --> 00:20:48,362 All right. Hey! One for daddy! 572 00:20:48,397 --> 00:20:49,797 Whoo! [ camera shutter clicks ] 573 00:20:49,997 --> 00:20:53,197 Sync by YYeTs.net Corrected by Addic7ed www.addic7ed.com