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I'm beat.
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Can you turn off
the light?
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Yeah, just give me
a second.
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5... 4... 3...
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2... 1.
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You missed
our anniversary.
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*MODERN FAMILY*
Season 10 Episode 18
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*MODERN FAMILY*
Episode Title: "Stand By Your Man"
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Wow, that's pretty good.
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Uh-oh.
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Oh, no.
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Oh.
Ohh.
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Ohh!
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Oh.
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Honey, the deli warned you
about those peppers.
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I thought
they were exaggerating.
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Wow.
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Maybe they do have
the world's best pastrami.
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That's a lot of food.
Who's coming?
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Luke, Dylan, and Bill.
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Gotta keep my posse in meat
while we watch two top fighters
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battling in the pay-per-view
event of the century.
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That is so unlike you
to watch Ultimate Fighting.
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That's insane.
I love a good battle.
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Boxing, MMA...
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Lip Sync.
Which get brutal.
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I want to be a role model
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to this family's
next generation of men.
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So, I'm hosting a fight night
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with, uh, Luke, Dylan,
and Alex's boyfriend, Bill,
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where I will begin the process
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of inspiring them
and imparting wisdom.
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I figure they have
to listen to me.
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I pay for Luke's gas,
and the other two
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do unspeakable things
to my daughters.
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So, who's the top card
on the fight tonight?
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- I'm gonna say a Latin guy...
- Mm-hmm.
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And a Russian.
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The fight just gets
my boys in the door.
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What's gonna knock them out
is when I wow them
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with all the amazing things
I've lived through.
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- Snooze.
- Not the way I do it.
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I've updated
the lyrics to
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Billy Joel's
"We Didn't Start the Fire."
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Huh. It's not everyone
who can rhyme.
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"Bronco chase"
with "Melrose Place."
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I still can't find
any '90s thing
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that rhymes with
"Michael Bay."
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Dr. Dre,
Ellen's gay, Y2K...
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Don't you have
someplace to be?
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It's boys' night,
no chicks allowed.
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Kid 'N Play, "Groundhog Day,"
Tammy Faye...
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Hello.
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Speaking.
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Yes, of course
I'll hold.
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Gloria,
it's CalShopTV.
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I think they're gonna give me
a slot to sell my dog beds.
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CalShopTV?
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The Southland's
premier shopping network?
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I watch it all the time.
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And so do
all my friends.
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This is big time,
Gloria.
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People buy all sorts
of crap on there.
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Hey, I'll finally get
to use my spray-on hair!
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Great,
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it's all coming together
for you.
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This is a
long time to be on hold.
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I've never been this stressed
out listening to James Taylor.
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Hang up.
If it's good news,
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- they're gonna call you back.
- What do you mean "if"?
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It's gotta be good news,
right? I mean...
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I mean, it shouldn't take
this long for a "yes"...
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Are they calling
to say "no"?
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Are these sons of bitches
rejecting me?
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Like I need
this cheesy, third-rate...
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Yes, I'm still here.
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Tonight? Of course!
I'll see you then!
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Gloria, they want me!
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It's the primo
10:00 p.m. slot...
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Exactly when people are drunk
enough to make bad decisions,
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but not so drunk
they can't read
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the back of
their credit cards.
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You know what would be
the coolest move ever?
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If you don't tell anyone
that you're doing it.
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Tell them after.
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Be like, "Yeah,
I was on TV, whatever."
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Happy anniversary!
Oh, my gosh.
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I'm... I'm so sorry
I forgot yesterday, um,
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but I love you,
and I hope that
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this makes up for it.
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Oh, thank you, you did...
Mitchell...
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A belt buckle, I love it!
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Yeah, see, I thought
this was a uterus,
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but they told me
it's a longhorn.
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- Yeah, a Texas longhorn.
- No, just a longhorn.
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I thought you could wear it
line dancing tonight.
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Are you sure I can't
convince you to come?
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You know, it's two-for-one
Alabama Slammers
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- and Oklahoma Comas.
- You know, I'd rather stay here
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and have a free drink
without a sad ending.
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Boys' night!
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Unlike in high school
and most of college,
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- by choice.
- Where's the opener?
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You don't need an opener.
Hand it over.
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Let me show you
how it used to be done.
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- Oh, dear God.
- Oh.
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No one tell Claire
I did that.
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You know my friend Corey
who comes over here
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and broke that lamp?
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There is no Corey.
We'll blame it on him.
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Okay.
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I learned that trick
on a log in the woods.
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I was, uh, hanging out
with my biker buddies.
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We'd just pedaled out...
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You know what happened
to me in the woods once?
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I was bow hunting,
this freak blizzard hits.
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I had to literally
cut open an elk,
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clean his guts out,
climb inside for the whole night
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just to keep
from freezing.
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- Wow.
- No way.
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I once found
a bird's nest
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on the ground.
True story.
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So, then what
happened, Bill?
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Oh, be careful. My dad tried
one of those earlier
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and my mom said
he cried.
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I didn't cry.
That was sweat from my eyes.
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- I mean, I'll try one.
- No, don't, Bill.
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I drank all the milk!
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Mmm.
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Missing something.
I think it needs some Tabasco.
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Bill, you're the man.
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Come on, hardly.
I'm not even the man here.
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Oh, well,
thank you, Bill.
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Dylan, tell them about
that life you saved
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at the hospital
the other night.
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Oh, I never
thought I'd see
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someone with a golf club
through his neck...
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Come on, let's not make Dylan
compete with bird's nest.
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It's fight time,
gents,
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courtesy of
Big Daddy Dunphy!
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No
Need for each of you
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to Venmo me $19.
I got this.
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Things are, uh...
Things are going well.
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Wait, what's...
What's going on?
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I bought the fight.
Go to "Purchases."
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Dad, you didn't
buy MMA.
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- You bought "Mamma Mia.
" Why would I buy "Mamma Mia"?
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I've seen it, like,
three ti... I mean...
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Well, you guys want to see
a video I took on my phone
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of a guy's car
exploding?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Check this out.
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I'm just saying,
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as someone who was
actually born in a barn,
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- that's an unfair stereotype.
- Okay, yes.
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- I'm sorry.
- Hey, hey, hey.
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Don't all
turn at once.
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Comin' in the front door,
poser alert.
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- Where?
- Oh, that is a bad look.
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Oh, is that a price tag
still on his hat?
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Oh, Lord.
I think he bought it today.
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Here he comes.
Here he comes. 2:00.
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Your 2:00 or mine?
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♪ You've got me thinking
it might be... ♪
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- Oh, God, it's mine.
- Cam!
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Surprise!
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- Do you know him?
- A little.
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Representative.
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Representative.
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Dunphy.
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Dun-phy.
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Dun... No.
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No, no, no.
I'm not done.
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I'm not done!
Come on!
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Somewhat satisfied.
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I couldn't get through
to the cable company.
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I had to think fast...
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These guys were here
to watch a fight,
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so I decided to show them
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the most epic battle
of all time.
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- Wax on...
- This Daniel dude
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is about to get
his ass kicked.
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He's had
no real training.
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You gotta do
push-ups, cardio...
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Waxing a car?
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That's how we haze
the probies at the firehouse.
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Yeah, why's the kid still
listening to that crazy old man?
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He's not crazy,
he's wise.
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There was a time when young
people respected mentorship.
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Seems like he's just
using him to do chores.
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Oh, God, he's doing that
scarecrow move again.
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Why?
It's completely wobbly
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and you can't
get any leverage.
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It's called the crane
and it's unstoppable.
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I don't know
about unstoppable.
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It's a sophisticated move that
uses the grace of the human...
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Well, don't do that.
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See? The old dude has no idea
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- what he's talking about.
- Stop calling him
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the old dude.
He's my age!
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And he's just trying
to shape a young mind!
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- Hey. Oh, wow, there we go.
- Hi. Oh.
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I'm so happy you're here.
Such a sweet gesture.
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My gosh, and look at
your new boots.
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- Look at those boots.
- Yeah.
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So shiny and blue.
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Anyway, honey, you know,
you're looking
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just a little bit
store-bought cowboy...
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- Oh.
- So maybe lose something...
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That's embarrassing.
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- There we go.
- Oh, more fringe. Wow. Oh, my gosh.
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I feel like Tina Turner
with all this, you know?
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Well, country folk
don't shimmy.
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- They don't? Are you sure?
- Stop shimmying. Stop.
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Okay, okay.
Still learning.
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Uh, but look.
I, uh...
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I bought a buckle, huh?
Just like yours?
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Oh, I...
Where is it?
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W-Well, you know what?
It's so fancy,
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and I didn't want to show off
in front of my friends.
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They're not as well off
as we are, so...
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- Line 'em up, little doggies!
- Oh!
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Reckon I can
have this dance?
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Well, it's a line dance.
It's very complicated.
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Well, I'll pick it up.
Remember how fast I learned
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the hora at Pepper's
adult bar-mitzvah?
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Cam!
Over here!
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All right.
Yeah, here we go.
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Do it. Okay.
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Oh, it just starts.
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There it is.
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- Sorry, sorry.
- It's okay.
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Okay.
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Mitchell,
scoot your boot.
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- Sorry.
- Mitchell, it's that way.
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Okay, sorry. Okay, sorry.
Oh, my gosh!
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- I'm sorry, was that me? Was that me?
- Oh, my gosh! Mitchell!
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Mitchell! Come on.
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- Help me up, help me up, help me up.
- Get some traction.
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Use your spurs!
Dig 'em into the floor.
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Get your feet
under you, cowboy.
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Okay, I got it.
That's what the spurs are for.
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- All right.
- All right.
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- Excuse us. Promenade.
- Sorry.
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Do you think they'll be doing
the hora next?
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00:08:55,435 --> 00:08:57,209
Y-You know what? I'm... I'm...
I'm not really comfortable
247
00:08:57,294 --> 00:08:58,583
with you leaving Lily
home alone.
248
00:08:58,669 --> 00:09:00,919
Oh, she's not home alone.
I have Claire watching her.
249
00:09:01,005 --> 00:09:03,365
Really? I-I've never
seen those two talk.
250
00:09:08,849 --> 00:09:12,208
I'm afraid of Lily.
W... I know that sounds horrible.
251
00:09:12,325 --> 00:09:15,990
What I mean to say
is that lately I am unnerved
252
00:09:16,076 --> 00:09:17,708
by the way
she'll just sit there,
253
00:09:17,825 --> 00:09:20,414
quietly staring, judging me.
254
00:09:20,499 --> 00:09:22,896
So, to put it in kinder terms,
255
00:09:23,288 --> 00:09:24,966
I'm afraid of Lily.
256
00:09:26,464 --> 00:09:27,719
- Aunt Claire?
- Yes?
257
00:09:27,818 --> 00:09:28,854
What, honey?
258
00:09:28,939 --> 00:09:30,130
Why don't you
like me?
259
00:09:30,216 --> 00:09:32,184
What?
I like you.
260
00:09:32,269 --> 00:09:34,454
I-I love you.
261
00:09:34,599 --> 00:09:36,854
In fact,
I told everyone
262
00:09:36,939 --> 00:09:39,094
I was watching you tonight
so they...
263
00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:40,849
They all know
where I am.
264
00:09:40,935 --> 00:09:42,458
Oh.
265
00:09:42,585 --> 00:09:44,122
I kind of thought
you didn't like me.
266
00:09:44,219 --> 00:09:45,434
What gave you
that idea?
267
00:09:45,519 --> 00:09:47,774
Because you don't
really talk to me,
268
00:09:47,859 --> 00:09:49,274
and you shoot me
these looks,
269
00:09:49,359 --> 00:09:50,574
and I feel like
you're judging.
270
00:09:50,659 --> 00:09:52,880
I get nervous around you
'cause you're so cool.
271
00:09:53,466 --> 00:09:55,087
That's really sweet.
272
00:09:55,227 --> 00:09:56,272
Wait, are you
being mean?
273
00:09:56,358 --> 00:09:58,443
No. Why does everyone
always ask me that?
274
00:09:58,529 --> 00:10:01,284
No one has called me cool
in years.
275
00:10:01,370 --> 00:10:02,384
Ever...
276
00:10:02,469 --> 00:10:04,084
I love the way
you don't give a damn.
277
00:10:04,169 --> 00:10:06,884
Well, I do
play by my own rules.
278
00:10:06,969 --> 00:10:08,075
You do what you want.
279
00:10:08,161 --> 00:10:10,575
You don't care who you piss off
or what anyone thinks of you.
280
00:10:10,749 --> 00:10:12,193
This compliment
is starting to sound
281
00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:13,365
a little bit
like an insult.
282
00:10:13,451 --> 00:10:14,997
Well, look
who I live with.
283
00:10:15,099 --> 00:10:16,674
Honey.
284
00:10:16,861 --> 00:10:18,286
Tell you what.
Let's hang out,
285
00:10:18,372 --> 00:10:19,972
get to know each other,
do something fun.
286
00:10:20,088 --> 00:10:22,533
Ooh, let's create a Tinder
profile of a really hot girl
287
00:10:22,689 --> 00:10:24,185
and see what pictures
guys send us.
288
00:10:24,271 --> 00:10:25,622
Hm...
289
00:10:25,802 --> 00:10:27,490
I need to be
the grown-up here,
290
00:10:27,576 --> 00:10:29,346
but I really
do want to do that.
291
00:10:30,355 --> 00:10:31,740
What's this?
292
00:10:31,826 --> 00:10:33,880
Manny and I were thinking
that you should
293
00:10:33,966 --> 00:10:36,413
rehearse a little bit
before going on TV
294
00:10:36,499 --> 00:10:38,419
where people we know
are gonna see you.
295
00:10:38,505 --> 00:10:40,654
I don't need to rehearse.
Do you know how many commercials
296
00:10:40,739 --> 00:10:42,154
I did for
Pritchett's Closets?
297
00:10:42,239 --> 00:10:44,490
This is live TV.
It's a whole different beast.
298
00:10:44,576 --> 00:10:45,992
Okay, but don't overdo it,
all right?
299
00:10:46,077 --> 00:10:47,192
I want to keep it fresh.
300
00:10:47,278 --> 00:10:50,825
Mom, you're the host
in 3... 2...
301
00:10:51,523 --> 00:10:54,938
Hello.
Welcome to CalShopTV.
302
00:10:55,163 --> 00:10:58,048
I am a perky blonde
who is easily amazed.
303
00:10:58,255 --> 00:11:00,380
I'm Jay Pritchett.
I'll bet you were expecting
304
00:11:00,466 --> 00:11:02,427
- to hear about closets.
- O-Okay, stop.
305
00:11:02,513 --> 00:11:03,898
Why are you
mentioning closets?
306
00:11:03,984 --> 00:11:06,732
Jay, everybody knows that
you're the king of closets.
307
00:11:06,818 --> 00:11:08,803
If there was
a closet hall of fame,
308
00:11:08,889 --> 00:11:09,934
you would be in it.
309
00:11:10,020 --> 00:11:11,763
If? What do you think
we were doing
310
00:11:11,849 --> 00:11:13,599
that weekend
in Corning, New York?
311
00:11:13,713 --> 00:11:14,911
Let's just
stay on topic.
312
00:11:14,997 --> 00:11:17,669
And try using colorful language
to describe your product
313
00:11:17,755 --> 00:11:19,400
like "stunning"
or "delicious."
314
00:11:19,486 --> 00:11:21,871
"Delicious"?
If my dad heard me say that,
315
00:11:21,957 --> 00:11:23,459
he'd have punched me,
and I'd have been grateful.
316
00:11:23,544 --> 00:11:25,021
Just cue me.
317
00:11:25,762 --> 00:11:29,447
Hello. Welcome.
This is CalShopTV.
318
00:11:29,533 --> 00:11:31,778
How you doin',
folks? If you have a dog...
319
00:11:31,864 --> 00:11:33,019
No, no,
that's too big.
320
00:11:33,105 --> 00:11:35,490
Why don't you do it
like you're goofing on it?
321
00:11:35,576 --> 00:11:36,705
Like, uh,
322
00:11:36,791 --> 00:11:39,716
"I don't really care about
dog beds. I am a man!"
323
00:11:39,896 --> 00:11:41,881
Why don't you start off
with something funny?
324
00:11:42,021 --> 00:11:44,451
A kid in my class
does arm farts.
325
00:11:45,590 --> 00:11:46,945
It's hilarious.
326
00:11:47,031 --> 00:11:48,302
Our bodies, huh?
327
00:11:48,388 --> 00:11:50,380
Come on, guys.
You're starting to get in my head.
328
00:11:50,466 --> 00:11:52,592
Well, listen, if you don't
feel like you're ready for it,
329
00:11:52,677 --> 00:11:53,892
why don't
you just cancel?
330
00:11:53,978 --> 00:11:55,350
It's better
than embarrassing yourself.
331
00:11:55,435 --> 00:11:56,669
You mean embarrass you.
332
00:11:56,755 --> 00:11:58,755
You don't think I hear
your snarky comments?
333
00:11:58,841 --> 00:12:00,986
You think dog beds are silly.
I get it.
334
00:12:01,072 --> 00:12:03,294
Right now, I need
people who believe in me,
335
00:12:03,419 --> 00:12:05,029
so why don't you
just stay home.
336
00:12:07,154 --> 00:12:09,529
Did he really think
I was going with him?
337
00:12:10,997 --> 00:12:13,344
I'm so sorry, Donna.
H-How is your knee feeling?
338
00:12:13,429 --> 00:12:14,614
Oh, my knee's fine.
339
00:12:14,699 --> 00:12:17,254
It's my shin where your
little buddy's spurs got me.
340
00:12:17,339 --> 00:12:19,354
Yeah, Mitchell,
why did you get spurs?
341
00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:21,358
It was an impulse buy.
They were at the register.
342
00:12:21,443 --> 00:12:22,568
All right, folks,
343
00:12:22,654 --> 00:12:24,201
we're about to kick off t
he beer relay!
344
00:12:24,286 --> 00:12:27,005
- Beer relay! Come on, team!
- I'm sorry, guys.
345
00:12:27,091 --> 00:12:29,364
I just took a painkiller.
I am out for the night.
346
00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:31,732
Damn it. I've been practicing
for this all week.
347
00:12:31,848 --> 00:12:33,982
Yeah, we know, Nate.
You might have a problem.
348
00:12:34,115 --> 00:12:35,693
Um, I-I could
sit in for her.
349
00:12:35,779 --> 00:12:38,244
- Oh, seriously? I don't think...
- I can chug.
350
00:12:38,329 --> 00:12:39,920
Remember that time
we went through security
351
00:12:40,005 --> 00:12:42,114
and I forgot I had
a bottle of water in my bag?
352
00:12:42,199 --> 00:12:44,884
Come on! Come on, cowboys.
Saddle up!
353
00:12:44,969 --> 00:12:47,091
All right, Mitch.
Donna always goes first,
354
00:12:47,177 --> 00:12:48,318
so you take her spot.
355
00:12:48,404 --> 00:12:51,013
All right, set the pace.
I love it.
356
00:12:51,193 --> 00:12:54,224
Okay, you dirtbags,
let's do this.
357
00:12:54,309 --> 00:12:55,966
Ready... set...
358
00:12:56,139 --> 00:12:57,324
chug! All right, let's go!
359
00:12:57,494 --> 00:12:58,834
Chug, Mitchell,
chug!
360
00:13:00,379 --> 00:13:02,334
You gotta chug. Is it possible
there's more bubbles in mine?
361
00:13:02,419 --> 00:13:03,934
- No. It's the same, yeah.
- No?
362
00:13:04,019 --> 00:13:05,069
Come on, Mitch!
363
00:13:05,155 --> 00:13:06,639
Stop nursing it
like a little baby!
364
00:13:06,725 --> 00:13:07,725
You know what,
Nate?
365
00:13:07,811 --> 00:13:09,171
I don't respond well
to negativity,
366
00:13:09,256 --> 00:13:12,100
so you can all just
take that down a-a notch.
367
00:13:12,209 --> 00:13:14,244
Here we go.
Drink, drink, drink!
368
00:13:14,329 --> 00:13:16,129
Mitchell,
you have to drink!
369
00:13:17,729 --> 00:13:20,279
It's like he's
waterboarding himself.
370
00:13:20,365 --> 00:13:22,284
We balance this bucket
371
00:13:22,369 --> 00:13:25,927
on the top of the door,
just so,
372
00:13:26,013 --> 00:13:27,828
and when your dads
come home,
373
00:13:28,109 --> 00:13:29,194
spills water on them.
374
00:13:29,279 --> 00:13:30,324
Hot boiling water?
375
00:13:30,409 --> 00:13:32,594
- What? No.
- Okay.
376
00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:33,952
I guess
it's still funny.
377
00:13:34,038 --> 00:13:35,538
And you're saying
this is a cool thing
378
00:13:35,624 --> 00:13:36,710
that cool people
would do?
379
00:13:37,147 --> 00:13:39,145
Lily, I can't lie to you.
380
00:13:39,260 --> 00:13:42,015
It's not cool,
and neither am I.
381
00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:43,704
Food trucks
make me nervous.
382
00:13:43,789 --> 00:13:45,044
I leave voicemails.
383
00:13:45,129 --> 00:13:47,577
I prefer The Weather Channel
to MTV.
384
00:13:47,663 --> 00:13:48,844
Is MTV still cool?
385
00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:50,202
I've never heard of it.
386
00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:51,991
I am not cool.
387
00:13:53,928 --> 00:13:55,960
I don't think
I'm cool, either.
388
00:13:56,046 --> 00:13:57,741
Maybe that's our thing.
389
00:13:57,939 --> 00:14:00,764
Maybe we can be
uncool together.
390
00:14:01,079 --> 00:14:03,171
- That sounds nice.
- Hm.
391
00:14:03,257 --> 00:14:05,294
Except when I'm with my friends,
then I don't know you.
392
00:14:05,379 --> 00:14:06,379
I respect that.
393
00:14:06,658 --> 00:14:07,983
You know
what would be fun?
394
00:14:08,171 --> 00:14:09,931
Filling the bucket
with spiders.
395
00:14:11,445 --> 00:14:12,545
You might need help.
396
00:14:15,714 --> 00:14:18,061
Dad? Did you eat
another pepper?
397
00:14:18,147 --> 00:14:20,332
No.
It's not about the pepper.
398
00:14:20,499 --> 00:14:22,974
You're upset we
made fun of the movie, aren't you?
399
00:14:23,491 --> 00:14:25,384
Hey, that's just
what our generation does.
400
00:14:25,469 --> 00:14:27,254
We goof on things
that scare us
401
00:14:27,339 --> 00:14:28,694
because of how much
we love them.
402
00:14:28,780 --> 00:14:30,965
Yeah. We wish
there was a sequel.
403
00:14:31,067 --> 00:14:32,552
There's actually two.
404
00:14:32,660 --> 00:14:34,780
Idiot.
I'm not watching another one.
405
00:14:34,866 --> 00:14:36,522
Mr. D, I know
that this might
406
00:14:36,639 --> 00:14:38,249
sound like
the craziest thing ever,
407
00:14:38,335 --> 00:14:40,647
but are you upset because
you want to see yourself
408
00:14:40,779 --> 00:14:42,905
- as our Mr. Miata?
- That's just dumb.
409
00:14:42,991 --> 00:14:45,475
Yeah, don't waste one
of our guesses on that.
410
00:14:47,283 --> 00:14:49,959
- It's Miyagi.
- Told you.
411
00:14:51,208 --> 00:14:52,830
It's ridiculous
to say this out loud,
412
00:14:52,916 --> 00:14:53,968
but I guess I just
wanted to feel
413
00:14:54,053 --> 00:14:55,793
like someone you guys
could look up to.
414
00:14:57,725 --> 00:15:01,084
What are you talking about?
Everybody looks up to you.
415
00:15:01,239 --> 00:15:02,272
Yeah.
416
00:15:02,358 --> 00:15:04,061
The hardest thing
about dating Alex...
417
00:15:04,147 --> 00:15:05,702
Well, besides
all the big words...
418
00:15:05,788 --> 00:15:07,803
Is just knowing
she grew up
419
00:15:07,889 --> 00:15:09,678
with a perfect guy
in her life.
420
00:15:10,109 --> 00:15:11,452
It's pretty hard
to compete with.
421
00:15:11,538 --> 00:15:13,753
That's what scares me about
having kids with Haley.
422
00:15:13,957 --> 00:15:15,912
Even if I'm
an awesome dad,
423
00:15:16,131 --> 00:15:17,676
I'll still
fall short of you.
424
00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:20,755
Try being his son, knowing
you'll never measure up.
425
00:15:20,841 --> 00:15:22,249
It's no picnic.
426
00:15:22,343 --> 00:15:24,991
Which is ironic, because
we go on a lot of picnics.
427
00:15:25,110 --> 00:15:27,014
You're also the best magician
I've ever seen.
428
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:29,155
Not to mention the best
real-estate agent,
429
00:15:29,299 --> 00:15:30,882
the best party deejay...
430
00:15:30,968 --> 00:15:32,443
The best cowboy,
431
00:15:32,529 --> 00:15:34,569
riverboat gambler,
medieval knight...
432
00:15:34,655 --> 00:15:37,625
Those are just old-timey photos
from amusement parks, but...
433
00:15:39,311 --> 00:15:41,239
I just love
you guys, and...
434
00:15:42,622 --> 00:15:46,366
I want to pass on some of
the things that I've learned.
435
00:15:46,672 --> 00:15:47,928
Like...
436
00:15:48,816 --> 00:15:52,624
never try to take a tennis ball
away from a raccoon.
437
00:15:53,079 --> 00:15:54,334
Or...
438
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:57,616
never go to play tennis
with just one ball.
439
00:15:58,186 --> 00:15:59,428
That is good to know.
440
00:15:59,514 --> 00:16:01,178
Or, you know,
stuff like
441
00:16:01,375 --> 00:16:03,186
find the fun
in every moment,
442
00:16:03,272 --> 00:16:05,749
find the good
in every person,
443
00:16:06,364 --> 00:16:09,725
or never, ever be the one
who doesn't do the wave.
444
00:16:09,855 --> 00:16:11,538
Those people die alone.
445
00:16:11,743 --> 00:16:14,283
Thanks,
Mr. D-yagi.
446
00:16:16,061 --> 00:16:17,981
I'm gonna need another minute.
447
00:16:20,129 --> 00:16:21,319
Hey.
448
00:16:21,445 --> 00:16:22,660
Good news.
449
00:16:22,746 --> 00:16:24,171
- You okay?
- Mm-hmm.
450
00:16:24,457 --> 00:16:26,780
I, uh... I just
slipped the guy $20
451
00:16:26,866 --> 00:16:28,422
so that we could ride
the mechanical bull together.
452
00:16:28,507 --> 00:16:30,592
Okay, which guy?
Because that's a plastic cow,
453
00:16:30,692 --> 00:16:32,280
doesn't move, and...
454
00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:35,483
there's an "X" at the back
to tell you which is the front.
455
00:16:35,571 --> 00:16:37,219
Hey, listen,
it's starting to slow down.
456
00:16:37,305 --> 00:16:38,641
We should get going, huh? Really?
457
00:16:38,727 --> 00:16:40,152
All right, folks,
grab your partner!
458
00:16:40,238 --> 00:16:41,487
Night's just
gettin' started.
459
00:16:41,573 --> 00:16:42,469
I'll get us a car.
460
00:16:42,555 --> 00:16:43,647
Why are you
in such a rush
461
00:16:43,733 --> 00:16:45,418
to get us out of here?
462
00:16:45,590 --> 00:16:46,664
Is it about me?
463
00:16:46,809 --> 00:16:48,242
No!
464
00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:50,780
It's about
your clothes
465
00:16:50,866 --> 00:16:52,481
and your dancing
466
00:16:52,567 --> 00:16:53,552
and your drinking
and your...
467
00:16:53,638 --> 00:16:54,758
Okay, okay, okay,
I get it.
468
00:16:54,844 --> 00:16:56,219
You're embarrassed
of me.
469
00:16:56,305 --> 00:16:57,806
Y-You know, you're the one
who's been asking me
470
00:16:57,891 --> 00:16:58,812
to come here
for years.
471
00:16:58,898 --> 00:17:00,883
I really thought I wanted
you here, but then,
472
00:17:00,969 --> 00:17:02,039
once you came here,
473
00:17:02,125 --> 00:17:04,398
I discovered that I don't
really want you here.
474
00:17:04,484 --> 00:17:06,430
Wow, that is beyond...
475
00:17:06,516 --> 00:17:07,461
Okay, well,
let me ask you.
476
00:17:07,547 --> 00:17:08,827
Did you have
a good time tonight?
477
00:17:09,135 --> 00:17:10,336
I was with you!
478
00:17:10,422 --> 00:17:12,273
- Okay, answer the question.
- No.
479
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:15,094
No, the floor's sticky,
I don't know a single song,
480
00:17:15,180 --> 00:17:16,656
and I'm not entirely sure
481
00:17:16,753 --> 00:17:18,038
Donna isn't
your sister, Pam.
482
00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:20,609
Honey, I appreciate that
you went to all this trouble,
483
00:17:20,695 --> 00:17:21,710
but you know what?
484
00:17:21,796 --> 00:17:24,051
Maybe we don't have to do
everything together.
485
00:17:24,137 --> 00:17:25,734
Maybe that's how
we'll make sure
486
00:17:25,820 --> 00:17:28,320
- we have lots of anniversaries.
- Oh.
487
00:17:28,702 --> 00:17:30,469
And I promise
never to forget again.
488
00:17:30,555 --> 00:17:33,961
And I promise I'll never count
down the seconds to shame you.
489
00:17:34,238 --> 00:17:36,352
Okay, let's get you
out of that belt buckle.
490
00:17:36,438 --> 00:17:38,323
- Ooh.
- No, I didn't mean it in a sexy way.
491
00:17:38,409 --> 00:17:39,590
It's hideous.
It looks like something
492
00:17:39,675 --> 00:17:41,234
you'd get
off CalShopTV.
493
00:17:41,573 --> 00:17:43,988
Um, can you call me a driver
for the ride home?
494
00:17:44,283 --> 00:17:46,664
Hi! Are you the dog bed guy?
I'm Linda.
495
00:17:46,797 --> 00:17:49,112
My wife loves you.
She couldn't make it tonight.
496
00:17:49,330 --> 00:17:51,485
I'm sure you have
a really nice wife, dog bed guy.
497
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,916
Do you have any advice?
Uh, talk loud.
498
00:17:54,002 --> 00:17:55,958
A lot of people are watching
this in hospital waiting rooms.
499
00:17:56,043 --> 00:17:57,930
How big an audience
do you usually get?
500
00:17:58,016 --> 00:17:59,047
Saturday night?
501
00:17:59,133 --> 00:18:00,948
300,000, 400,000.
Ooh!
502
00:18:01,671 --> 00:18:03,625
Oh, my God,
503
00:18:03,794 --> 00:18:05,419
CalShopTV viewers,
504
00:18:05,505 --> 00:18:08,720
I have a very special treat
for you.
505
00:18:08,806 --> 00:18:10,680
Joining me
is Jay Pritchett
506
00:18:10,789 --> 00:18:13,016
with the most exciting
new product.
507
00:18:13,102 --> 00:18:14,357
Right, Jay?
508
00:18:14,736 --> 00:18:16,242
I'm Jay!
509
00:18:16,366 --> 00:18:18,451
Whoo!
Yeah, you are.
510
00:18:18,537 --> 00:18:22,292
So, tell me about these
adorable little creations.
511
00:18:22,446 --> 00:18:24,046
Uh, dog beds.
512
00:18:25,591 --> 00:18:27,706
Dog beds?
Wait, so you're telling me
513
00:18:28,033 --> 00:18:30,828
this pineapple
is a dog bed?
514
00:18:30,914 --> 00:18:32,599
Wh... Well, now
I've seen everything.
515
00:18:32,742 --> 00:18:34,142
Tell me more.
Um...
516
00:18:35,778 --> 00:18:37,219
You know,
dogs get tired...
517
00:18:37,432 --> 00:18:38,547
Mm-hmm.
518
00:18:38,719 --> 00:18:39,891
And, uh, so...
519
00:18:39,977 --> 00:18:40,962
these.
520
00:18:41,048 --> 00:18:43,330
- Uh-oh.
- Gosh, I feel like
521
00:18:43,416 --> 00:18:44,734
I'm doing
most of the talking.
522
00:18:44,836 --> 00:18:46,820
How would you describe
your dog beds?
523
00:18:48,953 --> 00:18:49,998
Delicious?
524
00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:51,416
I gave him that.
525
00:18:52,742 --> 00:18:54,697
Jay, anything else
you'd like to share
526
00:18:54,783 --> 00:18:56,867
with our CalShopTV
audience?
527
00:18:56,953 --> 00:18:59,263
Something to get
those phone lines buzzing?
528
00:19:02,550 --> 00:19:04,195
Do it.
529
00:19:04,281 --> 00:19:05,781
Do it.
530
00:19:07,256 --> 00:19:09,211
Oh, and it looks like
we've got a caller.
531
00:19:09,554 --> 00:19:11,656
Hello, this is Joanne
532
00:19:11,757 --> 00:19:13,094
from Riverside.
533
00:19:13,180 --> 00:19:14,605
I love dogs!
534
00:19:14,858 --> 00:19:16,033
Hello, Joanne.
535
00:19:16,119 --> 00:19:17,844
I have a question.
536
00:19:17,930 --> 00:19:21,375
It is called, uh,
Beds by Stella.
537
00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:22,976
Who is Stella?
538
00:19:23,062 --> 00:19:24,547
She's my dog.
539
00:19:24,633 --> 00:19:28,058
Oh! I see that
she's your inspiration
540
00:19:28,144 --> 00:19:29,619
for what you're doing.
541
00:19:29,705 --> 00:19:31,830
What kind of dog
is she?
542
00:19:32,159 --> 00:19:35,074
French bulldog.
And I know what you're thinking.
543
00:19:35,409 --> 00:19:38,079
Uh, she's French,
so she has an attitude.
544
00:19:39,363 --> 00:19:41,348
French people are so snooty.
I love it.
545
00:19:41,456 --> 00:19:43,219
But not
my little girl.
546
00:19:43,346 --> 00:19:44,871
Uh, she's the salt
of the Earth.
547
00:19:44,957 --> 00:19:46,503
I mean, you should see her
when I sit her next to me
548
00:19:46,588 --> 00:19:47,843
when I'm watching
sports.
549
00:19:47,929 --> 00:19:50,283
You know, I explain
the whole game to her,
550
00:19:50,369 --> 00:19:52,344
which is funny
because, you know, um,
551
00:19:52,430 --> 00:19:54,615
dogs don't really
understand sports.
552
00:19:54,701 --> 00:19:56,216
Oh, yeah, that's cute,
553
00:19:56,302 --> 00:19:58,227
but I bet that
it's very annoying
554
00:19:58,321 --> 00:20:00,548
- for the people that live with you.
- Yeah, well,
555
00:20:00,634 --> 00:20:02,331
you know, they say
they don't love her,
556
00:20:02,417 --> 00:20:03,752
but I know they do,
557
00:20:03,838 --> 00:20:05,693
uh, because she's
part of the family,
558
00:20:05,779 --> 00:20:09,470
so she deserves a-a comfortable,
fun place to sleep.
559
00:20:10,319 --> 00:20:11,904
Like your dogs.
560
00:20:12,208 --> 00:20:14,377
Uh, you know,
I call this one
561
00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:15,588
the Puppy Colada,
562
00:20:15,686 --> 00:20:17,601
and, uh,
the Rover Rocket.
563
00:20:17,687 --> 00:20:20,212
This one here is
the, uh, Pupcake.
564
00:20:20,298 --> 00:20:21,873
This is
the Tailavision,
565
00:20:22,096 --> 00:20:24,421
and our latest creation
566
00:20:24,507 --> 00:20:26,517
is the Taj Mahowl!
567
00:20:26,603 --> 00:20:29,258
Wow, our phones are
lighting up.
568
00:20:29,411 --> 00:20:32,566
Thank you, Mr. Pritchett.
I can feel all the love
569
00:20:32,659 --> 00:20:35,744
and hard work that
you put into your beds.
570
00:20:35,930 --> 00:20:38,478
I am very proud of you.
571
00:20:38,750 --> 00:20:41,970
Thank you,
Joanne from Riverside.
572
00:20:42,124 --> 00:20:43,539
I love you.
573
00:20:43,718 --> 00:20:45,744
LOh, hold on. Okay, wait.
I just got it.
574
00:20:45,830 --> 00:20:47,244
Taj Mahowl!
575
00:20:47,337 --> 00:20:49,290
That's it!
576
00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:53,047
Thank you,
Janet from Pomona,
577
00:20:53,133 --> 00:20:54,923
and to your little
Pomeranian, Tony,
578
00:20:55,009 --> 00:20:56,517
I'd just like to say...
579
00:20:58,942 --> 00:21:00,770
I can't believe
I'm saying this,
580
00:21:00,856 --> 00:21:03,208
but you might be weirder
than the knife guy.
581
00:21:04,309 --> 00:21:06,122
Oh, look at that.
582
00:21:06,208 --> 00:21:08,622
You just sold
your hundredth dog bed.
583
00:21:08,739 --> 00:21:09,784
How 'bout
a little tail wag?
584
00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:11,496
You don't
have to ask me twice.
585
00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:17,894
Good God, Dad.
586
00:21:18,262 --> 00:21:20,734
We may have to make some
difficult decisions soon.
587
00:21:21,121 --> 00:21:23,193
Wait, that's the guy you were
afraid you couldn't live up to?
588
00:21:23,278 --> 00:21:24,520
I know.
589
00:21:24,606 --> 00:21:25,973
Legend.