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(Waves crashing)

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(Seagulls cry)

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BOY: Most people
think of themselves as individuals,

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that there's no-one
on the planet like them.

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This thought motivates them
to get out of bed,

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eat food, and walk around
like nothing's wrong.

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My name is Oliver Tate.

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♪ ALEX TURNER:
Stuck On The Puzzle (Intro)

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♪ I'm not the kind of fool
who's gonna sit and sing to you

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♪ About stars, girl

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♪ But last night I looked up

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♪ Into the dark half of the blue

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♪ And they'd gone backwards

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TEACHER:
"What kind of young person am I?"

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That's the challenge.
We talk about challenges.

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Well, that's the challenge
I'm giving you this term.

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A gauntlet, so to speak.

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But this gauntlet is
also an opportunity.

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An opportunity for self-discovery.

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What do I mean by "self-discovery"?
Mark Pritchard?

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- Having a wank, sir?
- (Suppressed laughter)

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Discovery of the self.

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Who am I?

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OLIVER: I find that the only way
to get through life

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is to picture myself
in an entirely disconnected reality.

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I often imagine
how people would react to my death.

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Mr Dunthorne's quavering voice
as he makes the announcement.

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The shocked faces of my classmates.

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A playground bedecked with flowers.

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The empty stillness
of a school corridor.

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Local news analysis.

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Oliver Tate was a popular
and much-loved pupil.

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Many of the people I've spoken to here
referred to him as an example.

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He was so funny and so smart.

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He's gonna be really missed.
It's so bad. He's so young.

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OLIVER: Tear-streaked tributes.

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(Sobbing muffles speech)

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I just wanted to hug him.
I just wish I had.

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I wish I could have said goodbye,
but I never said anything to him.

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OLIVER: The steady stoicism
of my parents.

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All the girls liked him.

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Other boys respected him,
looked up to him, I guess.

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Candlelit vigils.

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We are witnessing incredible,
unprecedented scenes of quiet devotion.

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Behind me a vigil that's been repeated
all over the country,

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A testimony to the love felt
for Oliver Tate

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and the loss felt by his friends...

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and, frankly, by Wales on the whole.

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And, finally, my glorious resurrection.

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Don't ask how. Just know
that I'm now more powerful than ever.

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OLIVER: Let's get off.

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(Whispers) Zoe.

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Zoe, this is for you. It's yours.
It has your name on it. Take it.

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- It's not mine.
- Please take it.

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That note seems fascinating,
Oliver Tate.

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You know the rules.
Stand up and read it out.

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I can't. It's Zoe's.
She gave it to me and I was gonna...

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(Bell rings)

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Saved by the bell once again, Mr Tate.

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All right, take your time.

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I know you're all gagging
to get to double Biology but don't rush.

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Jordana Bevan's only real flaws
are her sporadic bouts of eczema.

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Other than that, she has many qualities.

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She never speaks about herself.
She could be anything.

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Perhaps she's a Fabian.

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That would make her a socialist
who advocates gradual change.

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She's moderately unpopular, which
makes a romance between us more likely.

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She's also a girl - to be seen with her
would improve my street cred,

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which, though high, could be higher.

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Lastly, she's now single,

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cos Mark Pritchard cheated on her
with Abby Smuts at the school disco.

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The full extent of the betrayal
is still the subject of speculation.

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Chips knows there's
nothing more attractive than a bully.

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He also knows that Zoe Preece
is a legitimate target

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because she's overweight
and won't accept notes in class.

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Essentially, I disapprove of bullying.

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Jordana seems to enjoy it in moderation.

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I must not let my principles
stand in the way of progress.

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I must be willing to adapt.

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Keep up, Tubs!

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This was the correct decision.

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Give it back now!

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This was a vivid memory of youth that I
would cherish when I was old and frail.

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Oh!

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Catch. Straight into the hands.

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We were working as a team,
testing each other's limits,

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challenging one another's bourgeois
assumptions of what was acceptable.

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ZOE: Oh, grow up! Grow up!

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I knew that these events - although
hard to bear at this precise moment -

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would help build Zoe Preece's
character in the long term.

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Aargh!

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(They laugh)

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Wanker!

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(Mouths)

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Honestly, Zoe, it was an accident.

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I mean, it was just unlucky that
you were there and that you fell in.

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We were playing...sort of like a game.

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And you can replace the stuff
that was in your bag.

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- I'm not saying it's cheap...
- Fuck off and die!

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In many ways, I prefer my own company.

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It gives me time to think.

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I suppose it's a bit of an affectation,
but I often read the dictionary.

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My word for today is "flagitious",
which means wickedly shameful.

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I live in a large house with my parents.

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They tell me that our area
has breathtaking scenery.

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I'm not sure I believe in scenery.

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However, the views allow me
to spy on our new neighbours.

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I don't know them yet but they
seem like terrible human beings.

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Ninjas.

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My parents have not had sex
for seven months.

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I've been monitoring their intimacy
via the dimmer switch in their bedroom.

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I know when they've been at it
because the dial will be set to halfway.

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I wish life could be more like
American soap operas.

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Then, whenever things got dramatic,

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you could just fade the picture down
and pick things up again later.

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Can you tell your mother to hurry up?
I'll be waiting in the road.

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- You look nice.
- Thank you.

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Yeah, you look good for your age.
For a mum.

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Mum's getting the bus.

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MAN: So... I inherited it all.

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Well, er, it's been terrific.
Small world, all that.

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It's such a lovely area.

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This used to be
Jill's grandmother's house, right?

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Yes.

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The hours we spent up in that room,
listening to records, hatching plans.

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Right, yes.
So are you going to be selling up?

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Just gonna let things
take their own path.

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- You have a good day, Lloyd.
- OK, cheers, Graham.

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- Give my love to Jill.
- Will do.

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- Ciao, Lloyd.
- Goodbye.

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- You go get 'em, killer.
- I will.

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As usual,
Dad drops me 800 yards from school.

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That way, I can slip in unnoticed,
like a torpedo.

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Watch your step, motherfucker! Ha-ha

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You've got to wake up.
How many times have I told you?

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- Ellis?
- Yes, sir.

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- Griffiths?
- Here, sir.

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- Harris?
- Yes, sir.

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- Davies?
- Yes, sir.

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- Morris?
- Sir.

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Preece?

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Preece? Anyone seen Zoe?

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- Tate?
- Yeah, present.

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- Pritchard?
- Yes.

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Smuts?

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Wanker!

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Zoe Preece hasn't been
in school for a while,

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so I've written a pamphlet
on how to break out of the victim cycle.

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I've also given her two examples
to inspire her.

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Firstly, Rhydian Bird,

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who pulled his trousers down to fart
and followed through,

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calling an unhealthy turd
onto the tarmac.

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But instead of looking embarrassed,
he screamed with laughter and pointed.

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Nobody could tease him about it
cos he was so proud.

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How do you even know all men read poems?

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All men do, unless you're gay.
Are you gay?

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Secondly, Chips.
He wasn't even considered hot

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until the Watkins twins stabbed him
in the back with compasses.

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He said nothing, showed no discomfort

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as his shirt blossomed
with blood poppies.

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His stoicism reminded me of the brave
men who died in the First World War.

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Chips is an outstanding bully.

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He once made our Religious Education
teacher cry using only Blu-Tack.

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Right, now, now, now.

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I don't quite know what I am yet.

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I've tried smoking a pipe...

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., flipping coins...

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listening exclusively
to French crooners.

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Other times I go to the beach
and stare at the sea.

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Someone made a documentary
about a prominent thinker

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who struggled with unspeakable loss.

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I've even had a brief hat phase.
But nothing stuck.

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- Gene.
- What?

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The most secure route
to Zoe is big Gene,

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who, over the last few months, has
become her only friend and confidante.

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Gene told me that Zoe had moved schools.

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She was very unhappy
because she was bullied

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and one boy even pushed her into a pond.

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Oh... I had no idea.

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I persuaded her to give Zoe the pamphlet
by saying it was a love letter.

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It's a big love letter.

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I've got a big heart.

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Sometimes I wish there was a film crew
following my every move.

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I imagine the camera craning up
as I walk away.

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But, unless things improve,

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the biopic of my life will only have
the budget for a zoom out.

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I feel bad, cutting into his head.

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Why? It's just a fucking frog.

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It's still a thing, though. It had life.

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Where do you think they get the frogs?

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I don't know.
Probably a lake or a river nearby.

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They probably have a guy that does it.
I could find out.

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- I don't actually want to know.
- Neither do I.

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- I'm just saying. You asked...
- I wonder where Fat is.

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- Zoe?
- Mm.

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- She hasn't been in school for a while.
- I hadn't noticed.

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I thought you would have.
She leaves a big gap.

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She's not on my radar.

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- Is it cos we pushed her into the pond?
- I didn't push her.

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- Think she's weeping herself to death?
- I didn't push her.

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Maybe you should write to her.

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Maybe you should write her
a pamphlet or something.

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What do you think?

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What is this?

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What do you want from me?

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Meet me under the railway bridge after
school and we'll take it from there.

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JORDANA: Bring a Polaroid camera
and a diary.

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OK?

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(Train clatters by overhead)

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- Got the camera and the diary?
- Do you have the pamphlet?

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Give me the camera.

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OK.

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Now kneel down.

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Please, Jordana... What is this?

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Kneel down.

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Close your eyes.

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(Train clattering)

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We kissed until our lips felt swollen.

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Her mouth tasted of milk, Polo mints
and Dunhill International.

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OK. Now take out the diary
and write today's date.

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Write a few paragraphs on how excited
you are to have kissed me.

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Mention what a dick Mark Pritchard is
and slag off Abby Sluts.

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- It's Smuts.
- Let's call her Sluts.

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I sit next to her in Geography,
so we're mates.

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I don't need your life story.

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Wow. You look mentally retarded.

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Have you ever kissed anyone before?

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I had in fact only kissed
one person before - Zoe Preece.

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It was after the Cowboys And Indians
school disco.

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I told her if we were going to do it,
we had to hide behind the refectory.

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Her tongue was blue
from blackcurrant squash.

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It smouldered in the cold.

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OK, I've done it.

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Good.

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- Can I have the pamphlet now?
- No.

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- What will you do with the photos?
- Leave them lying around school.

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For people to accidentally find.

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Oh.

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What are you complaining about?

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This is conclusive proof
that you might not be gay.

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CHILDREN: Gaylord! Gaylord!
Gaylord! Gaylord!

242
00:16:52,013 --> 00:16:55,096
Gaylord! Gaylord! Gaylord! Gaylord!

243
00:16:57,268 --> 00:16:59,884
Come on, gay boy, take back
what you said about me!

244
00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:01,723
I take it back. I take it back.

245
00:17:01,898 --> 00:17:04,605
And admit that you're in fact a gaylord.

246
00:17:04,775 --> 00:17:06,686
(Jeering)

247
00:17:06,861 --> 00:17:08,817
No. Do not admit it.

248
00:17:08,988 --> 00:17:11,400
- Do not admit that.
- Shut up, Chips.

249
00:17:11,574 --> 00:17:13,610
Fine. I'm gay, I'm very gay.

250
00:17:13,784 --> 00:17:15,775
(Shouting and laughter)

251
00:17:16,996 --> 00:17:18,702
And Jordana's a slut.

252
00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:21,447
- Jordana is a slut.
- No.

253
00:17:21,626 --> 00:17:23,116
Say it. Say it!

254
00:17:23,294 --> 00:17:24,909
No.

255
00:17:25,838 --> 00:17:27,954
Don't be a dick, Mark. Just let him go.

256
00:17:31,010 --> 00:17:33,126
Fine. I'll let him go.

257
00:17:34,180 --> 00:17:36,045
I'll let him go.

258
00:17:36,224 --> 00:17:39,091
lf...he admits you're a slut.

259
00:17:39,268 --> 00:17:41,133
- Ooh.
- Just say it, gay boy.

260
00:17:41,312 --> 00:17:43,177
Say it.

261
00:17:54,492 --> 00:17:58,610
Why don't you go fuck yourself?
Fucking big gay.

262
00:18:01,916 --> 00:18:03,827
I was completely overbalanced.

263
00:18:04,001 --> 00:18:07,619
It was luck, I'm gonna get him for this.
I'll bring him so much pain.

264
00:18:07,797 --> 00:18:10,163
Probably catch him like he caught me,
on the sly.

265
00:18:11,884 --> 00:18:13,795
Blood.

266
00:18:16,055 --> 00:18:18,842
- Are you gonna get up now?
- Yeah. Sorry, yeah.

267
00:18:35,700 --> 00:18:38,282
- You've got scaly hands.
- It's eczema.

268
00:19:18,868 --> 00:19:21,359
Now that we had kissed
for non-blackmail purposes,

269
00:19:21,537 --> 00:19:24,529
I thought it gentlemanly
to escort Jordana home.

270
00:19:24,707 --> 00:19:28,074
When there, I asked if
she was my girlfriend now. And she said:

271
00:19:28,252 --> 00:19:30,243
I'll think about it.

272
00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:34,205
But what she meant was, yes.

273
00:19:34,925 --> 00:19:36,916
We are now as one.

274
00:19:43,934 --> 00:19:45,925
(Gulls crying)

275
00:19:54,820 --> 00:19:56,651
Whenever I'm late home from school,

276
00:19:56,822 --> 00:20:00,030
my mother assumes I've been abducted
and left to drown in a lake.

277
00:20:00,660 --> 00:20:02,651
There he is. Oliver?

278
00:20:03,412 --> 00:20:05,698
My mother is worried
that I have mental problems.

279
00:20:05,873 --> 00:20:08,285
I found a book about
teenage paranoid delusions

280
00:20:08,459 --> 00:20:11,041
during a routine search
of my parents' bedroom.

281
00:20:11,212 --> 00:20:14,420
After that, I started slipping
choice phrases into our conversation.

282
00:20:14,590 --> 00:20:17,502
My body has been replaced by a shell.
My organs are made of stone.

283
00:20:17,677 --> 00:20:19,508
- I've been dead for years.
- Right.

284
00:20:19,679 --> 00:20:21,612
My mother is naturally neurotic

285
00:20:21,801 --> 00:20:23,988
and in her youth even dreamed
of being an actress.

286
00:20:24,058 --> 00:20:28,051
Until she was told by a speech therapist
her tongue was too big for her mouth.

287
00:20:28,229 --> 00:20:32,518
Now she works for the council's Legal
and Democratic Services department.

288
00:20:34,860 --> 00:20:36,145
(Photocopier whirs)

289
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:38,356
One of the rules in her office

290
00:20:38,531 --> 00:20:40,522
- is that if it's your birthday...
- Ta-da.

291
00:20:40,700 --> 00:20:43,316
..you are held responsible
for bringing your own cake to work.

292
00:20:43,494 --> 00:20:45,530
- Happy birthday, Jill.
- Thank you.

293
00:20:47,456 --> 00:20:48,741
Oliver?

294
00:20:48,916 --> 00:20:50,781
Oliver, come here.

295
00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:52,496
Come here.

296
00:20:53,337 --> 00:20:55,328
Where are you going, Oliver?

297
00:20:59,093 --> 00:21:00,879
OK, sit up.

298
00:21:04,181 --> 00:21:07,765
- Are you being victimised again?
- No. I'm never victimised.

299
00:21:07,935 --> 00:21:09,550
You were, in primary school and Cubs.

300
00:21:09,729 --> 00:21:11,845
- I don't remember.
- I do. There was a lot of crying.

301
00:21:12,022 --> 00:21:13,808
- Is it drug related?
- How?

302
00:21:13,983 --> 00:21:15,848
- I don't know. You tell me.
- It's not.

303
00:21:16,026 --> 00:21:17,891
- Your pupils are huge.
- It's dark.

304
00:21:18,070 --> 00:21:20,857
- Is it self-harm?
- Why would I punch myself in the eye?

305
00:21:21,031 --> 00:21:23,773
- I really don't know.
- I wouldn't. This is stupid.

306
00:21:23,951 --> 00:21:26,818
I'm not going anywhere
until you tell me the truth.

307
00:21:28,748 --> 00:21:30,613
OK, I got into a fight.

308
00:21:30,791 --> 00:21:33,203
I was defending the honour
of my girlfriend.

309
00:21:33,377 --> 00:21:34,833
OK, fine.

310
00:21:35,004 --> 00:21:36,960
You're not being serious, it's fine.

311
00:21:37,131 --> 00:21:38,996
No, I am. I have a girlfriend now.

312
00:21:39,175 --> 00:21:41,040
- Really?
- Yeah.

313
00:21:41,218 --> 00:21:42,628
- Do you?
- Yeah.

314
00:21:42,803 --> 00:21:44,259
- Really?
- Yeah.

315
00:21:44,430 --> 00:21:46,295
Of course.

316
00:21:46,474 --> 00:21:48,806
Yes, of course. I mean,
why wouldn't... I didn't...

317
00:21:48,976 --> 00:21:51,888
- Did you think I was...
- No, I didn't. Come here.

318
00:21:52,062 --> 00:21:54,053
(She grunts)

319
00:21:58,611 --> 00:22:01,318
What a lovely little chat.
You're doing so well.

320
00:22:19,298 --> 00:22:20,253
So?

321
00:22:20,424 --> 00:22:22,289
K-nock, k-nock, can I come in?

322
00:22:22,468 --> 00:22:24,959
This was the happiest
I'd seen my father for years.

323
00:22:26,096 --> 00:22:29,338
Not too long ago, I discovered
an empty bottle of anti-depressants,

324
00:22:29,517 --> 00:22:32,133
during another routine search
of my parents' bedroom.

325
00:22:32,311 --> 00:22:35,348
My research indicates it all started
when he was sacked from his job

326
00:22:35,523 --> 00:22:37,434
presenting on the Open University.

327
00:22:37,608 --> 00:22:39,473
My father is a marine biologist,

328
00:22:39,652 --> 00:22:42,610
and introduced a segment
called Mysteries Of The Deep.

329
00:22:42,780 --> 00:22:44,645
But he was an uneasy screen presence

330
00:22:44,824 --> 00:22:47,406
and never knew quite what to do
with his hands.

331
00:22:49,411 --> 00:22:51,823
After his dismissal,
he spent several days in bed,

332
00:22:51,997 --> 00:22:54,830
drinking hot lemon from the same mug
and never washing it,

333
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,956
a key sign of one of his downturns.

334
00:22:57,127 --> 00:22:59,209
Now he works at the local university,

335
00:22:59,380 --> 00:23:01,336
doing a job he finds
difficult to explain

336
00:23:01,507 --> 00:23:04,499
to anyone without
a degree-level knowledge of fish.

337
00:23:08,389 --> 00:23:10,254
Listen, I hope you don't mind.

338
00:23:10,432 --> 00:23:13,344
But your mother informs me
that you have a girlfriend.

339
00:23:13,519 --> 00:23:15,851
Is there anything
I can help you with there?

340
00:23:16,021 --> 00:23:17,761
I'm not sure yet. I'll let you know.

341
00:23:17,940 --> 00:23:19,521
OK. All right.

342
00:23:19,692 --> 00:23:21,523
Yes. Er...listen...

343
00:23:21,694 --> 00:23:24,185
I know you think I'm very boring,
you know.

344
00:23:25,281 --> 00:23:29,650
But once... I ripped my vest off
in front of a woman

345
00:23:30,411 --> 00:23:33,073
and er...it was very effective,
actually.

346
00:23:33,247 --> 00:23:34,202
I know.

347
00:23:34,373 --> 00:23:36,705
It produced a very atavistic response.

348
00:23:36,876 --> 00:23:39,037
That's just something to bear in mind.

349
00:23:40,546 --> 00:23:44,334
And listen,
I made you a cassette recording.

350
00:23:44,967 --> 00:23:47,756
It's a compilation of songs
I used to listen to

351
00:23:48,135 --> 00:23:50,382
during some
of my early formative relationships.

352
00:23:50,556 --> 00:23:52,717
Plus a couple of things
I thought you might dig.

353
00:23:52,892 --> 00:23:56,225
I think music can make things seem
a bit more real, sometimes,

354
00:23:56,395 --> 00:23:58,181
- if you know what I mean.
- Thanks.

355
00:23:58,355 --> 00:24:02,292
I've also included some break-up songs
towards the end,

356
00:24:02,357 --> 00:24:04,769
just in case things don't work out.

357
00:24:05,210 --> 00:24:07,280
Which, obviously, you know,
that isn't the aim,

358
00:24:07,458 --> 00:24:09,713
though, I'm gonna tell you,
it is likely.

359
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:12,191
Passion rarely lasts, I'm afraid.

360
00:24:12,786 --> 00:24:14,651
All right, well...

361
00:24:14,830 --> 00:24:17,663
good night and erm...well done!

362
00:24:17,833 --> 00:24:20,540
It's an achievement.
It really is, of sorts.

363
00:24:20,711 --> 00:24:21,791
Good night, son.

364
00:24:40,773 --> 00:24:43,606
♪ Tomorrow I'll be quicker

365
00:24:44,443 --> 00:24:47,480
♪ I'll stare
into the strobe light flicker

366
00:24:47,655 --> 00:24:50,567
♪ And afloat I'll stay

367
00:24:52,910 --> 00:24:57,620
♪ But I'm quite all right hiding today

368
00:25:00,125 --> 00:25:02,912
♪ Tomorrow I'll be faster

369
00:25:03,379 --> 00:25:06,621
♪ I'll catch what
I've been chasing after

370
00:25:06,799 --> 00:25:09,791
♪ And have time to play

371
00:25:11,845 --> 00:25:16,805
♪ But I'm quite all right hiding today

372
00:25:19,436 --> 00:25:23,805
♪ And I will play the coconut shy

373
00:25:25,943 --> 00:25:28,810
♪ And win a prize even if it's rigged

374
00:25:28,988 --> 00:25:31,650
♪ I won't know when to stop

375
00:25:31,824 --> 00:25:33,985
♪ And you can leave off my lid

376
00:25:34,785 --> 00:25:38,152
♪ And I won't even lose my fizz

377
00:25:38,789 --> 00:25:42,782
♪ I'll be the polka dots type

378
00:25:43,836 --> 00:25:48,671
♪ I'll know the way back
if you know the way

379
00:25:51,510 --> 00:25:55,549
♪ But if you are, I am quite all right

380
00:25:56,682 --> 00:26:00,174
♪ Hiding today

381
00:26:01,186 --> 00:26:04,519
Jordana and I enjoyed a glorious
atavistic fortnight of lovemaking,

382
00:26:04,690 --> 00:26:06,931
humiliating teachers
and bullying the weak.

383
00:26:07,109 --> 00:26:10,601
I've already turned these moments
into the Super-8 footage of memory.

384
00:26:16,785 --> 00:26:19,697
♪ Tomorrow I'll be stronger

385
00:26:20,581 --> 00:26:22,367
♪ Running colourful

386
00:26:22,541 --> 00:26:26,375
♪ No longer just in black and white

387
00:26:29,089 --> 00:26:33,583
♪ And quite all right hiding tonight

388
00:26:35,262 --> 00:26:40,632
♪ And I will have a game
on the coconut shy

389
00:26:42,603 --> 00:26:45,891
♪ And win a prize even if it's rigged

390
00:26:46,065 --> 00:26:50,729
♪ I won't know when to stop
and you can leave off my lid

391
00:26:50,903 --> 00:26:54,896
♪ And I won't even lose my fizz

392
00:26:55,282 --> 00:26:59,821
♪ I'll be the polka dots type

393
00:27:00,662 --> 00:27:05,531
♪ I'll probably swim through
a few lagoons

394
00:27:05,709 --> 00:27:07,574
♪ I'll have a spring in my step

395
00:27:07,753 --> 00:27:10,540
♪ And I'll get there soon

396
00:27:10,714 --> 00:27:13,877
♪ To sing you a happy tune

397
00:27:15,385 --> 00:27:17,250
♪ Tomorrow

398
00:27:17,429 --> 00:27:19,920
♪ And you'd better bring a change
of clothes

399
00:27:20,599 --> 00:27:25,969
♪ So we can sail our laughing pianos

400
00:27:27,106 --> 00:27:30,769
♪ Along a beam of light

401
00:27:33,570 --> 00:27:40,112
♪ But I'm quite all right hiding tonight

402
00:27:45,541 --> 00:27:47,782
It's fucking ridiculous!
How long's it been?

403
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:49,621
Two weeks. It's fucking ridiculous!

404
00:27:49,795 --> 00:27:51,786
I'm not bothered.
We've as good as done it.

405
00:27:51,964 --> 00:27:54,956
Never take more than a week between
everything but and stuffing it in.

406
00:27:55,134 --> 00:27:56,965
She's taking the piss.
Keiron, back me up.

407
00:27:57,136 --> 00:27:59,047
- She's taking the piss, man.
- Thank you.

408
00:27:59,221 --> 00:28:01,212
Watch out, she's looking.

409
00:28:04,518 --> 00:28:06,383
Is she still looking?

410
00:28:06,562 --> 00:28:08,143
Yep.

411
00:28:09,356 --> 00:28:12,348
Jordana hates any place
that could be termed romantic.

412
00:28:12,526 --> 00:28:15,768
With this in mind, I took her to
one of my favourite industrial estates,

413
00:28:15,946 --> 00:28:17,937
for some quality one-on-one time.

414
00:28:26,999 --> 00:28:28,990
This is nice, isn't it?

415
00:28:30,460 --> 00:28:32,325
JORDANA: Yeah, it's not bad.

416
00:28:32,504 --> 00:28:35,166
OLIVER:
I mean, you know, we get on pretty well.

417
00:28:36,175 --> 00:28:38,166
JORDANA: Yeah, it's fun.

418
00:28:39,344 --> 00:28:41,630
And we're getting more
and more intimate.

419
00:28:41,805 --> 00:28:42,840
Intimate?

420
00:28:43,015 --> 00:28:46,178
Yeah, you know, we've done things.
We've been intimate.

421
00:28:47,186 --> 00:28:49,177
We have been intimate, yeah.

422
00:28:52,024 --> 00:28:54,436
My parents are going to the cinema
on Thursday,

423
00:28:54,610 --> 00:28:57,352
It's a tradition.
They go every Thursday evening.

424
00:28:57,529 --> 00:28:59,520
So what I'm saying is, it's empty.

425
00:29:00,365 --> 00:29:02,697
The house. On Thursday.
The house is empty.

426
00:29:02,868 --> 00:29:05,109
On Thursday evening,
it's an empty house.

427
00:29:05,287 --> 00:29:07,152
So what do you think?

428
00:29:07,331 --> 00:29:10,118
Are you asking me to come round
and have sex with you?

429
00:29:10,292 --> 00:29:13,455
If I say yes, does that lessen
the chance of you wanting to?

430
00:29:13,629 --> 00:29:16,416
Before I answer that,
I just want to check one thing.

431
00:29:16,590 --> 00:29:19,047
- Yeah, sure. What is it?
- It's quite serious.

432
00:29:19,218 --> 00:29:23,211
Of course, yeah. Go ahead, you should
be able to ask what you want to ask.

433
00:29:24,223 --> 00:29:25,884
Will the house be empty?

434
00:29:30,729 --> 00:29:32,720
Write down the reasons why I should.

435
00:29:46,912 --> 00:29:47,901
OK.

436
00:29:51,041 --> 00:29:53,908
It's Thursday. You're going to
the cinema? You should leave.

437
00:29:54,086 --> 00:29:55,917
Is that what you wear to lounge around?

438
00:29:56,088 --> 00:29:58,249
Your father doesn't want to go out
all of a sudden.

439
00:29:58,423 --> 00:30:01,506
I've been looking forward to it.
I didn't realise there'd be others.

440
00:30:01,677 --> 00:30:04,089
- They're our neighbours.
- Who, the ninjas?

441
00:30:04,263 --> 00:30:06,845
It's Thursday, our cinema night.
It's not a free-for-all.

442
00:30:07,015 --> 00:30:09,597
Do not call them ninjas, Oliver.
It's racist.

443
00:30:09,768 --> 00:30:10,928
He's white.

444
00:30:11,103 --> 00:30:13,264
They don't strike me
as big Eric Rohmer fans.

445
00:30:13,438 --> 00:30:16,601
Why don't the three of you just go
and see some tat at the Odeon?

446
00:30:16,775 --> 00:30:18,515
- I'll just stay in.
- You should both go.

447
00:30:18,694 --> 00:30:20,685
- So rude, Lloyd.
- (Doorbell)

448
00:30:21,613 --> 00:30:23,103
(Rings again)

449
00:30:23,282 --> 00:30:25,273
Oh, for God's sake.

450
00:30:35,168 --> 00:30:37,033
- Oh, Graham.
- Whoa!

451
00:30:37,212 --> 00:30:39,123
- Oh, not really...
- Hey.

452
00:30:39,298 --> 00:30:41,129
- Oh, thanks.
- (Chuckles)

453
00:30:41,300 --> 00:30:43,291
Are you all right?

454
00:30:44,344 --> 00:30:45,800
- Whoargh!
- (Giggles)

455
00:30:45,971 --> 00:30:47,211
You look lovely.

456
00:30:47,389 --> 00:30:49,801
- Thank you very much.
- Sorry I'm a bit early.

457
00:30:49,975 --> 00:30:53,638
It's just, there's a fantastic
noodle bar right next to the cinema.

458
00:30:53,812 --> 00:30:56,144
Kim-Lin and I would love to take
you and Lloyd, ..

459
00:30:56,315 --> 00:30:58,146
- Ninjas.
- My treat.

460
00:30:58,317 --> 00:31:00,808
- Very sweet.
- No need to take two cars, right?

461
00:31:00,986 --> 00:31:02,476
Plenty of room in the van.

462
00:31:02,654 --> 00:31:05,145
Do you mind jumping in the back,
here, Lloyd?

463
00:31:07,993 --> 00:31:10,735
Hop right in there,
make yourself comfortable.

464
00:31:12,289 --> 00:31:14,280
All right there, buddy? Great.

465
00:31:14,875 --> 00:31:16,866
(Van starts)

466
00:31:47,157 --> 00:31:49,148
(Clock ticking)

467
00:32:04,216 --> 00:32:06,207
(Wind howling)

468
00:32:23,652 --> 00:32:25,017
(Doorbell rings)

469
00:32:29,282 --> 00:32:31,273
Thanks for living up a fucking hill.

470
00:32:33,453 --> 00:32:36,365
Sorry, I had to er...go to the toilet.

471
00:32:37,082 --> 00:32:39,073
I'm OK now. It doesn't matter.

472
00:32:40,252 --> 00:32:42,664
Just gonna top this up quickly.

473
00:32:43,505 --> 00:32:45,496
There we go.

474
00:32:47,092 --> 00:32:49,674
To us, and a wonderful evening
of lovemaking.

475
00:32:53,265 --> 00:32:54,880
Can you just get off my shoulders?

476
00:32:55,058 --> 00:32:57,049
I'm just directing you, just...

477
00:32:58,103 --> 00:33:01,721
Right, OK, just don't open them.
I'll tell you when. Stay there.

478
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:09,311
- What, now?
- Yeah.

479
00:33:10,323 --> 00:33:12,439
Fucking hell, you're a serial killer.

480
00:33:13,410 --> 00:33:16,368
I'm sorry for that.
I didn't know whether you'd like it.

481
00:33:16,538 --> 00:33:18,824
But we can learn from it.
I've learned from it.

482
00:33:18,999 --> 00:33:22,162
I think you've learned from it.
Maybe we could start again.

483
00:33:22,335 --> 00:33:25,122
- I've gotta go home.
- OK, cool. You should go home.

484
00:33:25,297 --> 00:33:29,381
I'll give you this. It's just a letter
I was gonna give you. Just take it.

485
00:33:29,551 --> 00:33:31,542
It's nothing.

486
00:33:32,637 --> 00:33:34,548
- Sorry, but...
- No, no, I... Yeah...

487
00:33:34,723 --> 00:33:36,714
- You...
- OK, bye.

488
00:33:51,364 --> 00:33:54,356
Dear Jordana, thank you for letting me
explore your perfect body.

489
00:33:54,534 --> 00:33:55,649
I could drink your blood.

490
00:33:55,827 --> 00:33:58,990
You're the only person I would allow
to be shrunk to microscopic size

491
00:33:59,164 --> 00:34:01,405
and swim inside me
in a tiny submersible machine.

492
00:34:01,583 --> 00:34:04,325
We've lost our virginity
but it wasn't like losing anything.

493
00:34:04,503 --> 00:34:08,667
You're too good for me. You're too good
for anyone. Sincerely, Oliver.

494
00:34:53,093 --> 00:34:55,084
Don't get cocky.

495
00:35:01,726 --> 00:35:03,011
(Wind howls)

496
00:35:09,526 --> 00:35:11,187
- (Door slams)
- How was the film?

497
00:35:11,361 --> 00:35:12,692
I'm going to bed.

498
00:35:12,862 --> 00:35:15,399
It's nice to see something lightweight
once in a while,

499
00:35:15,574 --> 00:35:17,030
that you don't have to think about.

500
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:19,031
Relationships are tough, aren't they?

501
00:35:19,744 --> 00:35:21,735
You should be in bed, Oliver.

502
00:35:25,834 --> 00:35:29,247
Tonight, I stumbled across
an encyclopaedia entry on ultrasound.

503
00:35:29,421 --> 00:35:33,209
Ultrasound is a sound vibration
too high frequency to be audible.

504
00:35:33,383 --> 00:35:36,125
It was first developed to locate
submerged objects -

505
00:35:36,303 --> 00:35:40,091
submarines, depth charges,
Atlantis and such.

506
00:35:40,265 --> 00:35:42,221
Some animals, like bats,
dolphins and dogs

507
00:35:42,392 --> 00:35:44,724
can hear within the
ultrasonic frequency.

508
00:35:44,894 --> 00:35:46,885
But no human can.

509
00:35:47,063 --> 00:35:49,725
No-one can truly know
what anyone thinks or feels.

510
00:35:49,899 --> 00:35:51,890
What's inside Mum?

511
00:35:52,611 --> 00:35:53,976
What's inside Dad?

512
00:35:55,238 --> 00:35:56,899
What's inside Jordana?

513
00:35:58,700 --> 00:36:01,487
We're all travelling under the radar,
undetected.

514
00:36:01,661 --> 00:36:03,652
And no-one can do a thing about it.

515
00:36:04,205 --> 00:36:07,288
- Any more word from Graham?
- Nothing to report, Jackie.

516
00:36:07,459 --> 00:36:10,121
- We went to the cinema as normal.
- How did that go?

517
00:36:10,295 --> 00:36:11,535
Awkward, of course.

518
00:36:11,713 --> 00:36:14,295
Lloyd sulked
because we watched Crocodile Dundee

519
00:36:14,466 --> 00:36:17,128
rather than one of his dark numbers,
I don't know.

520
00:36:17,302 --> 00:36:20,169
But I really laughed.
I thought it was very charming.

521
00:36:20,347 --> 00:36:23,931
And I could see why someone like her
would go for someone like him.

522
00:36:24,100 --> 00:36:27,558
Graham is still very attractive.
He probably felt threatened.

523
00:36:27,729 --> 00:36:30,687
Lloyd is far too self-involved
to feel threatened, Jackie.

524
00:36:30,857 --> 00:36:32,722
He knows Graham was your first love...

525
00:36:32,901 --> 00:36:34,766
- He wasn't my first love.
- Come on.

526
00:36:34,944 --> 00:36:36,309
- I was 18.
- Pardon?

527
00:36:36,488 --> 00:36:38,854
18. Look, I've got to go.
I'll call you back.

528
00:36:39,032 --> 00:36:41,114
Actually, I'll see you tomorrow, OK.

529
00:36:42,077 --> 00:36:43,317
(Hangs up)

530
00:36:43,495 --> 00:36:45,110
Lloyd?

531
00:36:45,955 --> 00:36:47,820
Were you listening in to that?

532
00:36:47,999 --> 00:36:49,864
LLOYD: Sorry, what?

533
00:36:50,043 --> 00:36:52,329
I could hear you breathe, Lloyd.

534
00:36:58,426 --> 00:37:01,509
Why hadn't my parents told me
that Graham was Mum's first love?

535
00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:04,968
No wonder their cinema outing
had ended in such a schism.

536
00:37:05,141 --> 00:37:07,883
I can only assume the subject
of wife-swapping was raised

537
00:37:08,061 --> 00:37:09,972
and Dad didn't feel emotionally ready.

538
00:37:10,897 --> 00:37:13,183
Is it possible that
Mum would cheat on Dad?

539
00:37:13,983 --> 00:37:15,268
Will they get divorced?

540
00:37:15,443 --> 00:37:16,649
They don't even row.

541
00:37:16,820 --> 00:37:18,811
They just have discussions.

542
00:37:19,989 --> 00:37:22,651
I'm going to have to
increase my surveillance.

543
00:37:51,730 --> 00:37:53,721
Good night, Oliver.

544
00:38:23,261 --> 00:38:25,252
(Wind howls)

545
00:38:40,361 --> 00:38:42,352
(Grunts enthusiastically)

546
00:38:44,949 --> 00:38:46,940
Yargh, yargh, yargh!

547
00:38:48,286 --> 00:38:50,277
Yargh, yargh, yargh!

548
00:38:50,747 --> 00:38:51,987
Yargh!

549
00:39:01,382 --> 00:39:03,373
(Gulls screeching)

550
00:39:07,138 --> 00:39:09,129
Thank you very much, Jeff.

551
00:39:09,933 --> 00:39:12,766
I got you these books.
They're really meaningful to me.

552
00:39:12,936 --> 00:39:16,053
This is Shakespeare's most mature work,
miles better than Hamlet.

553
00:39:16,231 --> 00:39:17,937
Just more developed thematically.

554
00:39:18,107 --> 00:39:21,816
And this is Nietzsche, one of the most
influential philosophers of modern time.

555
00:39:21,986 --> 00:39:24,978
I don't agree with all he says
but he makes some interesting points.

556
00:39:25,156 --> 00:39:28,740
And this is The Catcher In The Rye,
a great modern American novel.

557
00:39:28,910 --> 00:39:30,775
Salinger's very influential.

558
00:39:30,954 --> 00:39:32,410
Why are you doing this?

559
00:39:32,580 --> 00:39:36,118
I thought it'd be nice to get some
mutual interest, now we've had sex,

560
00:39:36,292 --> 00:39:38,578
other than spitting
and setting things on fire.

561
00:39:38,753 --> 00:39:40,618
Why would I want to be more like you?

562
00:39:40,797 --> 00:39:42,958
Just try not to crack the spines
or burn them.

563
00:39:43,132 --> 00:39:46,624
We should get in. It starts in an hour.
I want to get a good seat.

564
00:39:49,430 --> 00:39:51,421
It's rude to leave a film
before it's finished.

565
00:39:51,599 --> 00:39:52,839
- Who to?
- The film-makers.

566
00:39:53,017 --> 00:39:54,382
- How do they know?
- They just do.

567
00:39:54,561 --> 00:39:56,176
- How?
- They do.

568
00:39:56,354 --> 00:39:59,471
- There wasn't even any sound on it.
- There was never intended to be.

569
00:39:59,649 --> 00:40:01,765
- Then why did they write it?
- Kiss me.

570
00:40:02,652 --> 00:40:04,233
(Laughing) Get off me!

571
00:40:04,988 --> 00:40:07,354
- What are you doing?
- Just kiss me.

572
00:40:07,532 --> 00:40:09,739
(Laughing) Get the fuck off me,
you freak.

573
00:40:14,831 --> 00:40:16,662
That was fucking ridiculous.

574
00:40:16,833 --> 00:40:18,243
"Kiss me!" Who says that?

575
00:40:18,418 --> 00:40:21,080
- It was a kiss. I tried to be romantic.
- What the fuck?

576
00:40:21,254 --> 00:40:23,711
- You were crushing my face.
- Yeah, in a romantic way.

577
00:40:23,882 --> 00:40:25,338
I'm not in the mood.

578
00:40:27,343 --> 00:40:30,085
It seems pretty clear
that Mum is having an affair.

579
00:40:30,263 --> 00:40:33,630
Why else would she be at the
hairdresser's with Graham the ninja?

580
00:40:33,808 --> 00:40:36,390
He probably makes sure
all his prospective sex partners

581
00:40:36,561 --> 00:40:39,769
are salon fresh before impregnating
them with a ninja love child.

582
00:40:39,939 --> 00:40:40,644
Cheers.

583
00:40:40,815 --> 00:40:44,273
Mum normally just gets a trim
from her work colleague Jackie.

584
00:40:44,861 --> 00:40:48,024
But now I think of it,
she did mention her hair the other day.

585
00:40:48,990 --> 00:40:50,855
I used to have long hair like her.

586
00:40:51,034 --> 00:40:51,864
Hm?

587
00:40:52,035 --> 00:40:53,900
I used to have long hair, remember?

588
00:40:54,078 --> 00:40:55,943
Hm, yes.

589
00:40:56,122 --> 00:40:59,080
- Pretty, isn't she?
- I dunno.

590
00:40:59,250 --> 00:41:01,241
Do you like my hair long?

591
00:41:01,878 --> 00:41:03,869
- Er...
- Or short like now?

592
00:41:05,006 --> 00:41:08,419
Well, you know... I like your hair
no matter how long it is.

593
00:41:08,593 --> 00:41:10,254
But did you prefer it long?

594
00:41:10,428 --> 00:41:11,793
Either way's good.

595
00:41:11,971 --> 00:41:13,256
No opinion.

596
00:41:13,431 --> 00:41:15,296
Well, it's up to you.

597
00:41:15,475 --> 00:41:18,012
So it wouldn't bother you
if I shaved it all off?

598
00:41:18,186 --> 00:41:19,551
Not if it made you happy.

599
00:41:19,729 --> 00:41:21,765
If you want to shave off your hair,
you should.

600
00:41:21,940 --> 00:41:25,057
Why would I shave my hair off, Lloyd?
What a stupid idea.

601
00:41:26,819 --> 00:41:28,150
Yeah.

602
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:32,738
I can imagine my mum calmly leaving
one day while Dad helps her pack.

603
00:41:34,410 --> 00:41:36,275
So er...got any plans?

604
00:41:36,454 --> 00:41:38,319
No, not really.

605
00:41:38,498 --> 00:41:40,363
No, just...

606
00:41:40,541 --> 00:41:42,532
see how it goes, really.

607
00:42:15,201 --> 00:42:17,567
Are you planning
on getting dressed today?

608
00:42:17,745 --> 00:42:20,202
- Do you want to take the car?
- That's fine.

609
00:42:20,373 --> 00:42:23,957
I'm going to work from home today
so if you want to take the car...

610
00:42:25,753 --> 00:42:28,540
I was planning on going to see
one of Graham's talks tonight.

611
00:42:28,715 --> 00:42:30,080
- OK.
- You don't mind?

612
00:42:30,258 --> 00:42:33,000
- Why would I mind?
- It just means I won't be in tonight.

613
00:42:33,177 --> 00:42:36,044
- I'll make sure I keep myself busy.
- Oliver, you coming?

614
00:42:36,222 --> 00:42:38,588
- I'd like a moment with my father.
- Lovely.

615
00:42:38,766 --> 00:42:40,757
I'll see you in the car.

616
00:42:44,147 --> 00:42:45,432
(Turns tap on)

617
00:42:45,606 --> 00:42:47,562
I think Mum might be having an affair.

618
00:42:47,734 --> 00:42:49,725
Can you turn the tap off, please?

619
00:42:51,195 --> 00:42:54,528
I saw her in town with Graham and heard
her on the phone talking about him.

620
00:42:54,699 --> 00:42:56,360
You shouldn't be spying on people.

621
00:42:56,534 --> 00:42:59,822
I just saw them and accidentally
picked up the phone. Aren't you worried?

622
00:42:59,996 --> 00:43:02,328
- Graham's an old friend of Mum's.
- They've met up.

623
00:43:02,498 --> 00:43:04,329
- Yes.
- So you're condoning this affair?

624
00:43:04,500 --> 00:43:07,833
There is no affair. He's just
some bloke I stole your mother from.

625
00:43:08,004 --> 00:43:10,290
So you admit they have a history?

626
00:43:10,465 --> 00:43:12,922
I think you should
go to your mother now, OK?

627
00:43:18,473 --> 00:43:20,429
- Thanks, Mum.
- Just a second, we're early.

628
00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:23,883
- How are things with Jordana?
- Fine.

629
00:43:24,062 --> 00:43:26,150
- You ever going to let us meet her?
- I Don't think so.

630
00:43:26,271 --> 00:43:27,801
Maybe if you get a terminal illness.

631
00:43:28,024 --> 00:43:30,015
So things are serious between you two?

632
00:43:30,193 --> 00:43:32,177
It may seem like a big deal now

633
00:43:32,180 --> 00:43:34,154
but it probably won't matter
when you're my age.

634
00:43:34,246 --> 00:43:36,051
- What? 38?
- Just be careful.

635
00:43:36,162 --> 00:43:38,064
- I always use condoms.
- Good.

636
00:43:38,242 --> 00:43:41,826
You know that your dad and I
are going through a bit of a tough time.

637
00:43:41,996 --> 00:43:45,329
And I want you to know
we really appreciate you trying to help.

638
00:43:45,500 --> 00:43:48,242
- I'm not trying to help.
- You're a loud whisperer.

639
00:43:48,419 --> 00:43:50,284
You shouldn't spy on people.

640
00:43:50,463 --> 00:43:52,328
Why have you been meeting Graham?

641
00:43:52,507 --> 00:43:56,466
Graham is an old friend and has had
relationship problems with Kim-Lin.

642
00:43:56,636 --> 00:43:58,501
He needed someone he could talk to.

643
00:43:58,679 --> 00:44:01,386
- So he might be single soon?
- Goodbye, Oliver.

644
00:44:06,270 --> 00:44:07,305
- Mum?
- Yes?

645
00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:08,890
Who would you save first in a fire,

646
00:44:09,065 --> 00:44:12,603
given the hypothetical situation that
Dad and I were equally hard to save?

647
00:44:13,236 --> 00:44:15,693
I'd go for you but I'd feel bad
for your father.

648
00:44:15,863 --> 00:44:17,728
OK.

649
00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:34,745
- Kiss me!
- What?

650
00:44:34,924 --> 00:44:35,754
(Laughs)

651
00:44:35,925 --> 00:44:38,132
I still can't believe you
fucking said it.

652
00:44:38,302 --> 00:44:41,169
I did not say it in a high-pitched...
like a little mouse.

653
00:44:41,347 --> 00:44:43,429
- You cried it.
- Come on, we're late.

654
00:44:46,602 --> 00:44:49,514
- That gap gets smaller every day.
- What are you doing tonight?

655
00:44:49,689 --> 00:44:51,350
I'm busy tonight.

656
00:44:51,524 --> 00:44:52,934
Doing what?

657
00:44:53,109 --> 00:44:54,770
As in, I've got stuff to do. Busy.

658
00:44:54,944 --> 00:44:57,651
No, you never have anything to do.
What are you doing?

659
00:44:58,698 --> 00:45:00,689
GRAHAM: What is light?

660
00:45:01,450 --> 00:45:02,940
What is light?

661
00:45:04,745 --> 00:45:07,612
How important is light?

662
00:45:09,041 --> 00:45:11,123
OK, let's think about that for a minute.

663
00:45:11,294 --> 00:45:15,628
Cos it seems very basic and banal
but it's not. It's loaded.

664
00:45:15,798 --> 00:45:17,504
It's a bloody nail bomb.

665
00:45:18,384 --> 00:45:23,174
I think light is probably
the most important gift we have

666
00:45:23,347 --> 00:45:25,212
from the universe.

667
00:45:25,391 --> 00:45:28,679
And if you asked any intelligent
bloody writer,

668
00:45:29,478 --> 00:45:32,811
like Professor Hawking or anybody
of that ilk,

669
00:45:34,192 --> 00:45:36,183
he could talk to you...

670
00:45:36,736 --> 00:45:40,570
for about, I don't know, a year...

671
00:45:40,740 --> 00:45:42,901
just about bloody light!

672
00:45:43,492 --> 00:45:46,984
We don't want to be in the dark,

673
00:45:47,163 --> 00:45:48,903
being fiddled with.

674
00:45:49,081 --> 00:45:50,946
That's for sure.

675
00:45:51,125 --> 00:45:52,990
How's my dad meant to compete?

676
00:45:53,169 --> 00:45:55,034
The only time I saw him enthral a room

677
00:45:55,213 --> 00:45:58,831
was when he gave a talk about
the disappearance of a giant sturgeon.

678
00:45:59,050 --> 00:46:01,883
Sturgeons are royal fish,
since the 14th century,

679
00:46:02,053 --> 00:46:04,385
and, if caught,
they do become property of the Crown.

680
00:46:04,555 --> 00:46:07,388
So, yes, we're treating the matter
as suspicious.

681
00:46:09,644 --> 00:46:11,430
How deep is the ocean?

682
00:46:11,604 --> 00:46:15,938
Seven miles at its deepest point, but
on average, six miles as a rule of thumb.

683
00:46:16,484 --> 00:46:18,349
But no fish could live down there.

684
00:46:18,527 --> 00:46:21,894
There's no light, of course,
and the pressure is far too great.

685
00:46:22,073 --> 00:46:24,564
Any human who found themselves
at that level,

686
00:46:24,742 --> 00:46:26,607
well, they would die immediately.

687
00:46:26,786 --> 00:46:29,528
They would implode.
They wouldn't stand a chance.

688
00:46:29,705 --> 00:46:31,570
But in answer to your question,

689
00:46:31,749 --> 00:46:34,206
the ocean is six miles deep.

690
00:46:37,588 --> 00:46:39,419
I am a prism.

691
00:46:39,590 --> 00:46:41,581
That's not mad.

692
00:46:42,260 --> 00:46:45,172
OK? I am a prism, I am light.

693
00:46:45,888 --> 00:46:47,879
I am lucid.

694
00:46:48,474 --> 00:46:50,715
I am exciting and delicious.

695
00:46:50,893 --> 00:46:53,179
Thanks very much for today.
You've been fantastic.

696
00:47:07,618 --> 00:47:08,778
Well done.

697
00:47:08,953 --> 00:47:11,285
- It seemed to go pretty well.
- Oh, yes, yes.

698
00:47:11,455 --> 00:47:13,320
I think they...

699
00:47:13,499 --> 00:47:15,956
- They loved it.
- Did you enjoy it?

700
00:47:16,127 --> 00:47:17,788
Absolutely.

701
00:47:18,421 --> 00:47:19,957
A lot to take in.

702
00:47:20,131 --> 00:47:21,996
- But it was silly, right?
- No, no.

703
00:47:22,174 --> 00:47:24,085
- You think I'm silly?
- No, I don't.

704
00:47:24,260 --> 00:47:26,842
- It's OK.
- I don't. I don't.

705
00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:29,671
I didn't ask for this, Jill.

706
00:47:30,474 --> 00:47:33,637
This gift, it's ...
It's like a burden to me.

707
00:47:33,811 --> 00:47:34,675
Sure.

708
00:47:34,854 --> 00:47:37,220
Yeah, you must be exhausted.

709
00:47:39,942 --> 00:47:41,807
I split up with Kim-Lin.

710
00:47:41,986 --> 00:47:43,977
Oh, no. Oh, dear.

711
00:47:44,155 --> 00:47:45,941
Let her go.

712
00:47:46,115 --> 00:47:48,356
- She was young, right?
- I'm really sorry.

713
00:47:48,534 --> 00:47:51,446
- It's all good.
- Anyway, I'd better... I'd better go.

714
00:47:51,620 --> 00:47:53,656
- Gonna come next week?
- Er...

715
00:47:54,290 --> 00:47:56,281
- I can?
- You'd better.

716
00:47:56,459 --> 00:47:58,791
Sure, I'll check my diary.

717
00:47:58,961 --> 00:48:01,543
- Bring Lloyd.
- Um...

718
00:48:01,714 --> 00:48:03,705
OK. I don't think it's really...

719
00:48:05,343 --> 00:48:06,924
..his cup of... I'll ask.

720
00:48:07,094 --> 00:48:08,959
If you ask him...

721
00:48:09,138 --> 00:48:11,129
he will come.

722
00:48:14,185 --> 00:48:16,050
- I'll see what I can do.
- Right,

723
00:48:16,228 --> 00:48:18,935
- Thank you again. You're very good.
- Ciao, Jill.

724
00:48:19,106 --> 00:48:21,062
- Watch yourself.
- Thank you.

725
00:48:22,401 --> 00:48:24,392
Bye-bye.

726
00:48:34,288 --> 00:48:36,279
I'm watching you.

727
00:48:39,877 --> 00:48:42,368
And by being in balance
with the colours around them,

728
00:48:42,546 --> 00:48:44,753
with a healthy colour
glow around themselves,

729
00:48:44,924 --> 00:48:46,789
they're living a fulfilled life.

730
00:48:46,967 --> 00:48:52,382
So when you're in a crisis, it doesn't
feel like the waves are crashing on you,

731
00:48:52,848 --> 00:48:56,466
it feels like you can just stand
under those waves

732
00:48:56,644 --> 00:48:58,509
and let them do their business,

733
00:48:58,687 --> 00:49:03,772
and then get a towel and bloody dry
yourself off, and go about your day.

734
00:49:03,943 --> 00:49:05,353
That's what it means.

735
00:49:06,153 --> 00:49:07,563
My mum is the exact type of person

736
00:49:07,738 --> 00:49:10,150
who is susceptible
to this mystic bullshit.

737
00:49:10,324 --> 00:49:12,064
I can picture her
telling Jackie at work

738
00:49:12,243 --> 00:49:13,403
how it's a bit over the top

739
00:49:13,577 --> 00:49:15,067
but there's something in it.

740
00:49:15,246 --> 00:49:17,111
If my dad radiated a colour,

741
00:49:17,289 --> 00:49:19,325
it'd be ochre or eggshell.

742
00:49:20,543 --> 00:49:23,501
He knows the number for the pothole
helpline off by heart.

743
00:49:23,671 --> 00:49:26,663
It's about a foot in diameter.
It's a bit of a concern.

744
00:49:27,508 --> 00:49:28,588
(Whispers) Pothole.

745
00:49:28,759 --> 00:49:31,546
Yes, that's right, Lloyd Tate.
Oh, hi, how are you?

746
00:49:31,720 --> 00:49:35,429
He was the first person in our village
to install double glazing.

747
00:49:38,602 --> 00:49:39,682
It's from Dad.

748
00:49:39,854 --> 00:49:41,719
He ruins every Christmas.

749
00:49:41,897 --> 00:49:43,888
It's a kettle.

750
00:49:45,109 --> 00:49:45,973
Great.

751
00:49:46,152 --> 00:49:48,564
..how extraordinary they are.

752
00:49:49,405 --> 00:49:51,396
Because they've forgotten, right?

753
00:49:52,450 --> 00:49:55,032
OLIVER: Maybe it's time for Dad
to rip off his vest again.

754
00:49:55,202 --> 00:49:58,444
I mean, it's a bit over the top,
but I think there's something in it.

755
00:49:58,622 --> 00:50:00,283
Yes, yes. Good turnout, was it?

756
00:50:00,458 --> 00:50:02,039
I'm going out for a bit.

757
00:50:02,793 --> 00:50:06,331
The question was, do I tell Jordana
about this Graham situation?

758
00:50:06,505 --> 00:50:08,370
I mean, we'd had sex.

759
00:50:08,549 --> 00:50:11,416
Wouldn't it spoil things
if I suddenly got emotional?

760
00:50:14,805 --> 00:50:17,672
I decided to soften the blow
with some light arson.

761
00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:24,596
You don't talk about your parents much.

762
00:50:24,773 --> 00:50:28,686
- I mean, do they get on?
- Yeah, they get on.

763
00:50:28,861 --> 00:50:30,394
Mine get on as well.

764
00:50:30,415 --> 00:50:33,030
It's good, isn't it?
It's important that they get on.

765
00:50:33,702 --> 00:50:36,264
So everything's fine at home,
everything's OK?

766
00:50:36,390 --> 00:50:37,820
Cos everything's fine with me.

767
00:50:39,038 --> 00:50:41,120
Actually, my mum's not well
at the moment.

768
00:50:41,290 --> 00:50:42,951
They get on, you know.

769
00:50:43,125 --> 00:50:44,706
That's the main thing.

770
00:50:45,669 --> 00:50:46,829
Yeah.

771
00:50:49,089 --> 00:50:51,205
Sorry, did you say your mum wasn't well?

772
00:50:51,383 --> 00:50:52,247
Yeah.

773
00:50:53,928 --> 00:50:55,919
Why, what's wrong?

774
00:50:56,764 --> 00:50:58,629
She's got...

775
00:50:58,807 --> 00:51:01,844
it's called...medulloblastoma.

776
00:51:06,607 --> 00:51:08,268
What does it mean?

777
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:11,351
It means she's got a brain tumour.

778
00:51:15,115 --> 00:51:16,525
Oh, no.

779
00:51:20,704 --> 00:51:23,456
Confiding in Jordana was now impossible.

780
00:51:24,258 --> 00:51:25,739
Her mother had cancer.

781
00:51:25,909 --> 00:51:28,402
And in the Top Trumps
of parental problems,

782
00:51:28,526 --> 00:51:30,594
cancer beats potential infidelity.

783
00:51:31,924 --> 00:51:34,210
I would have to
travel this road secretly,

784
00:51:34,385 --> 00:51:36,046
unaided,

785
00:51:36,220 --> 00:51:37,960
a renegade,

786
00:51:38,138 --> 00:51:40,049
a solitary samurai.

787
00:51:59,618 --> 00:52:00,903
♪ (plays)

788
00:52:14,091 --> 00:52:16,628
Things were a lot less fun since
Jordana's mother might die

789
00:52:16,802 --> 00:52:19,464
and my parents' marriage
started falling apart.

790
00:52:19,638 --> 00:52:22,254
I've been working on strategies
to solve both problems.

791
00:52:22,433 --> 00:52:25,971
I bought my dad some new aftershave,
but I'm drawing a blank on the cancer.

792
00:52:30,983 --> 00:52:34,191
CHIP: You're fucked. Even if her mum
is terminal, it can still take ages.

793
00:52:34,361 --> 00:52:35,601
Please, Chip, shut up.

794
00:52:35,779 --> 00:52:37,519
This is not what you signed up for.

795
00:52:37,698 --> 00:52:40,531
This is about dipping your wick.
You've done that, game over.

796
00:52:40,701 --> 00:52:42,783
She'll be in no mood
to put out any more.

797
00:52:42,953 --> 00:52:44,363
No more Yuletide logging for you,

798
00:52:44,538 --> 00:52:47,780
unlike me, who shall be rolling in it
throughout the festive period.

799
00:52:47,958 --> 00:52:49,914
Do you actually pre-prepare these lines?

800
00:52:50,085 --> 00:52:51,950
I just split lines as they come to me.

801
00:52:52,129 --> 00:52:54,916
You've got to shut the shit down.
Keiron, get my back.

802
00:52:55,090 --> 00:52:56,921
- With extreme prejudice.
- Thank you.

803
00:52:57,092 --> 00:53:00,300
- Nothing's changed.
- Do what you want. Remember two things:

804
00:53:00,471 --> 00:53:02,302
one - treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen.

805
00:53:02,473 --> 00:53:04,338
Two - don't mix family and bush.

806
00:53:04,516 --> 00:53:07,804
Get the fuck out of here.
Merry Christmas. Have a good 'un.

807
00:53:09,021 --> 00:53:10,306
You all right?

808
00:53:10,481 --> 00:53:13,848
You've gotta shut this shit down.
It's fucking ridiculous.

809
00:53:18,322 --> 00:53:20,313
♪ ALEX TURNER: Glass In The Park

810
00:53:27,414 --> 00:53:29,996
♪ If there's glass in the park

811
00:53:31,251 --> 00:53:35,494
♪ Darling, I can't help but keep

812
00:53:36,048 --> 00:53:40,087
♪ Making appointments to sweep

813
00:53:40,260 --> 00:53:44,094
♪ Beneath the climbing frame

814
00:53:46,016 --> 00:53:49,679
♪ If the sun's in your eyes

815
00:53:50,270 --> 00:53:54,513
♪ I'll tighten your blindfold, baby

816
00:53:55,109 --> 00:53:59,273
♪ Don't worry, your foot won't get cut

817
00:53:59,446 --> 00:54:02,938
♪ Strut carelessly

818
00:54:04,034 --> 00:54:06,741
I've been taking my duty as a boyfriend
seriously.

819
00:54:06,912 --> 00:54:09,699
Last night, I reread the book
I Only Want What's Best For You.

820
00:54:09,873 --> 00:54:11,363
I remembered a chapter that says:

821
00:54:11,542 --> 00:54:13,078
(Reads)

822
00:54:20,459 --> 00:54:22,303
It's therefore in Jordana's interest

823
00:54:22,315 --> 00:54:24,421
that her dog dies before her mother does.

824
00:54:25,180 --> 00:54:27,045
Then we can get things back on track.

825
00:54:27,224 --> 00:54:28,634
(Phone rings)

826
00:54:33,564 --> 00:54:35,395
Oliver Tate.

827
00:54:35,566 --> 00:54:37,557
OK, calm down.

828
00:54:38,736 --> 00:54:41,603
What happened?

829
00:54:42,990 --> 00:54:45,197
There was no need
to poison Jordana's dog

830
00:54:45,367 --> 00:54:47,858
because Jordana's dog
had just been hit by a train.

831
00:54:48,036 --> 00:54:50,903
I scraped his remains
into the bin liner I'd brought.

832
00:54:51,081 --> 00:54:54,573
The death of a pet makes it easier
to accept the death of a parent.

833
00:54:54,752 --> 00:54:58,415
I could feel the tension between Jordana
and I start to slip away.

834
00:55:12,436 --> 00:55:13,300
Oh!

835
00:55:13,479 --> 00:55:15,640
No, of course, I'm sorry. I just...

836
00:55:15,814 --> 00:55:17,805
I thought...

837
00:55:19,985 --> 00:55:21,976
We should bury him.

838
00:55:23,280 --> 00:55:24,941
No, I don't think we should.

839
00:55:25,115 --> 00:55:27,276
Foxes dig up dead animals and eat them.

840
00:55:28,619 --> 00:55:30,610
What should we do, then?

841
00:55:33,165 --> 00:55:35,907
Well, there's this thing the Vikings
used to do.

842
00:55:44,802 --> 00:55:46,667
Jude would like to meet you.

843
00:55:46,845 --> 00:55:48,551
- Who's Jude?
- My mum.

844
00:55:48,722 --> 00:55:50,462
Since when have you called her Jude?

845
00:55:50,641 --> 00:55:52,472
Since she might die in two weeks.

846
00:55:52,643 --> 00:55:53,928
Right.

847
00:55:54,978 --> 00:55:56,969
So, do you wanna come?

848
00:56:01,860 --> 00:56:05,273
The Bevans had Christmas dinner early
in case it was the last one they had.

849
00:56:05,447 --> 00:56:07,654
I hoped it wouldn't be,
cos the turkey was quite dry

850
00:56:07,825 --> 00:56:10,362
and the spouts had turned mushy
and out of focus.

851
00:56:10,536 --> 00:56:11,821
This is crackin', love.

852
00:56:11,995 --> 00:56:13,656
Yeah, it's great. Thank you, Mrs Bevan.

853
00:56:13,831 --> 00:56:16,288
This is my last warning. It's Jude.

854
00:56:16,458 --> 00:56:19,746
So, I hear from my little girl
that you've stolen her heart.

855
00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:20,625
Dad...

856
00:56:20,796 --> 00:56:23,538
Let me tell you,
if you're lucky enough to find an angel,

857
00:56:26,593 --> 00:56:29,005
hold onto her
with everything you've got.

858
00:56:30,597 --> 00:56:32,588
Oh, these fucking lights!

859
00:56:35,727 --> 00:56:37,718
Cheap shit.

860
00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:43,391
Oh, come on.

861
00:56:44,361 --> 00:56:48,070
You're acting like I'm dead already.

862
00:56:48,240 --> 00:56:49,525
Come on.

863
00:56:49,700 --> 00:56:51,941
It'd take more than
some silly tumour to kill me.

864
00:56:52,119 --> 00:56:54,781
- It might not.
- Oh, come on, now. Don't be daft.

865
00:56:57,416 --> 00:56:59,407
- Sorry.
- All right.

866
00:57:00,002 --> 00:57:01,993
Oh, it's all right, darling. Ssh.

867
00:57:03,589 --> 00:57:04,704
- Come here.
- Sorry, love.

868
00:57:04,882 --> 00:57:06,088
Are you all right? Come on.

869
00:57:06,258 --> 00:57:07,623
- Come on.
- Sorry, sorry.

870
00:57:07,801 --> 00:57:08,540
Sorry.

871
00:57:08,719 --> 00:57:09,754
- All right?
- Yeah.

872
00:57:09,928 --> 00:57:12,044
I'm fine. I'm fine. Give us a cudge.

873
00:57:12,890 --> 00:57:14,551
Listen... Thank you.

874
00:57:14,725 --> 00:57:16,340
Thank you from the bottom of my heart.

875
00:57:16,518 --> 00:57:19,806
Thank you for looking after Jordana,
for walking through the fire with her.

876
00:57:19,980 --> 00:57:21,595
- Thank you. Appreciate it.
- No.

877
00:57:21,773 --> 00:57:23,980
- No, we both do.
- He's a good boy, isn't he?

878
00:57:24,151 --> 00:57:25,641
Part of the family now. Deal?

879
00:57:25,819 --> 00:57:27,104
- Deal?
- Deal.

880
00:57:27,279 --> 00:57:28,564
Family, deal.

881
00:57:28,739 --> 00:57:29,899
Deal, yes?

882
00:57:30,073 --> 00:57:32,109
There we fucking go.

883
00:57:52,930 --> 00:57:55,797
Maybe you should come to the hospital
this Friday.

884
00:57:57,059 --> 00:58:00,017
Mum will have had her operation by then
and we can visit.

885
00:58:00,187 --> 00:58:03,600
- If you felt like it.
- Er, Friday.

886
00:58:04,358 --> 00:58:06,019
I've got to do some Christmas shopping.

887
00:58:06,193 --> 00:58:07,603
- What?
- I always leave it too late.

888
00:58:07,778 --> 00:58:10,064
- I want to get you something good.
- Mother might die.

889
00:58:10,238 --> 00:58:11,273
- I know.
- Do you care,

890
00:58:11,448 --> 00:58:13,439
- or couldn't you give a fuck?
- I do, clearly.

891
00:58:13,617 --> 00:58:15,073
I'll come. When is it?

892
00:58:15,243 --> 00:58:16,983
Friday.

893
00:58:18,664 --> 00:58:19,904
Great, yeah.

894
00:58:20,082 --> 00:58:23,870
Yeah, Friday's good for me, actually.
Yeah, I can do that. Excellent.

895
00:58:24,044 --> 00:58:26,251
Your skin's better.
You're allergic to the dog.

896
00:58:27,047 --> 00:58:28,537
I'm eating better.

897
00:58:28,715 --> 00:58:30,125
Following Mum's special diet.

898
00:58:30,300 --> 00:58:32,211
Is that because of the...

899
00:58:32,386 --> 00:58:34,251
We eat lots of ginger now.

900
00:58:34,429 --> 00:58:36,420
So, Friday.

901
00:58:37,099 --> 00:58:38,760
The visiting hours are six till eight.

902
00:58:38,934 --> 00:58:41,767
Got it. Six till eight.
I'll meet you there.

903
00:58:41,937 --> 00:58:43,068
OK.

904
00:58:43,939 --> 00:58:46,006
I'm sorry I'm like this.

905
00:58:46,566 --> 00:58:49,103
- I dunno. I'm sorry.
- No, it's fine.

906
00:58:49,277 --> 00:58:50,926
Don't think you have to wait. It's cold.

907
00:58:50,927 --> 00:58:52,724
No, it's fine. I'll wait.

908
00:58:53,448 --> 00:58:55,063
I've got you these matches.

909
00:58:55,242 --> 00:58:57,233
Your favourite.

910
00:58:58,704 --> 00:59:00,285
I noticed the way you light a match.

911
00:59:00,455 --> 00:59:02,992
The flame is the same shape
as a falling tear.

912
00:59:04,001 --> 00:59:06,083
I knew then it was too late to save her.

913
00:59:06,837 --> 00:59:08,919
She'd gone gooey in the middle.

914
00:59:09,089 --> 00:59:12,126
From now on she'll buy little gifts
for her favourite teachers

915
00:59:12,300 --> 00:59:15,633
and she'll admire the scenery
and she'll buy soup for homeless people.

916
00:59:16,263 --> 00:59:18,675
And she'll never burn my leg here again.

917
00:59:22,060 --> 00:59:24,221
- Maybe I will go. It's pretty cold.
- Yeah.

918
00:59:24,396 --> 00:59:26,432
OK.

919
00:59:35,073 --> 00:59:37,064
Good night.

920
00:59:53,341 --> 00:59:56,708
TV: When I discovered
I could see these colours in people,

921
00:59:56,887 --> 01:00:00,004
it took a long time because I was
in such a state of anxiety.

922
01:00:00,182 --> 01:00:04,642
It was when I started to be comfortable
with it and stopped trying to resist it,

923
01:00:04,811 --> 01:00:06,676
it started to nourish me.

924
01:00:06,855 --> 01:00:09,267
And I could relax around it
and be in it.

925
01:00:09,441 --> 01:00:13,059
Then I started to make
more of an understanding of it.

926
01:00:18,366 --> 01:00:20,652
Well, it's um...

927
01:00:20,827 --> 01:00:22,818
It's interesting.

928
01:00:24,539 --> 01:00:27,155
He's really working that third eye,
isn't he?

929
01:00:28,085 --> 01:00:30,246
It's just a metaphor, Lloyd.

930
01:00:30,420 --> 01:00:32,536
Oh, no, no, no. I mean, it's good, yes.

931
01:00:33,799 --> 01:00:35,960
I like the whole colour coding thing.

932
01:00:36,134 --> 01:00:39,171
Well, I'd like to go again.

933
01:00:39,346 --> 01:00:41,337
I'd like you to be there, so...

934
01:00:43,183 --> 01:00:46,971
- You want us to go?
- Yes, I do.

935
01:00:47,729 --> 01:00:49,139
Right.

936
01:00:49,314 --> 01:00:50,895
Do I have to bring shorts?

937
01:00:51,066 --> 01:00:55,059
- It's on this Friday, so...
- Right, OK, yeah.

938
01:00:58,240 --> 01:01:00,231
What, are you coming or...

939
01:01:00,951 --> 01:01:03,988
Well, I'm intrigued, yeah.

940
01:01:04,162 --> 01:01:06,323
- For sure.
- This Friday. This Friday.

941
01:01:06,498 --> 01:01:07,533
- This Friday?
- Mm-hm.

942
01:01:07,707 --> 01:01:09,572
OK, yep, yep.

943
01:01:10,752 --> 01:01:12,993
- Thank you.
- Mm.

944
01:01:13,755 --> 01:01:15,336
Don't let me down. OK?

945
01:01:15,507 --> 01:01:18,749
The most fantastical way people
experience the Graham T Purvis system

946
01:01:18,927 --> 01:01:20,167
is to come to the seminar.

947
01:01:20,345 --> 01:01:22,336
Oliver, what are you doing?

948
01:01:24,182 --> 01:01:26,389
..have been mind-blowing.
I've seen lives change.

949
01:01:26,560 --> 01:01:28,551
It's just incredible.

950
01:01:29,187 --> 01:01:35,103
I wish on a global scale
that people could get the message.

951
01:01:35,277 --> 01:01:38,110
Wouldn't it be just wonderful?

952
01:01:40,448 --> 01:01:42,109
Friday...

953
01:01:42,284 --> 01:01:44,320
I'll be OK. I'll be...

954
01:01:44,494 --> 01:01:47,236
I'll be fine, I'll be all right.

955
01:01:47,414 --> 01:01:49,279
Yeah, I'll be OK.

956
01:01:49,457 --> 01:01:51,288
Yeah.

957
01:01:58,216 --> 01:02:00,207
(Low breathing via a ventilator)

958
01:02:06,975 --> 01:02:08,966
(Volume of breathing increases)

959
01:02:27,329 --> 01:02:29,320
You should go in.

960
01:03:14,876 --> 01:03:16,867
(Birdsong)

961
01:03:24,511 --> 01:03:26,502
(Wind whistles)

962
01:03:35,480 --> 01:03:37,345
Dad, aren't you going to Graham's thing?

963
01:03:37,524 --> 01:03:40,140
- Hm?
- Graham's thing. It's Friday.

964
01:03:40,318 --> 01:03:42,104
I thought you were going out.

965
01:03:42,279 --> 01:03:44,395
Yeah, I'm meant to be at the hospital.

966
01:03:44,572 --> 01:03:47,234
Well, you should get along then,
I suppose.

967
01:03:47,409 --> 01:03:49,616
Yeah. Yeah, I will. Yeah, I should go.

968
01:03:55,750 --> 01:03:57,741
Right, I'm off out.

969
01:03:59,254 --> 01:04:01,586
I'll see you, then.

970
01:04:03,091 --> 01:04:04,456
Bye.

971
01:04:08,972 --> 01:04:11,088
Dad, who would you save first
in a house fire,

972
01:04:11,266 --> 01:04:12,676
given the hypothetical situation

973
01:04:12,851 --> 01:04:15,092
that both Mum and I
were equally difficult to save?

974
01:04:15,270 --> 01:04:16,430
I'd save your mother first,

975
01:04:16,604 --> 01:04:20,267
so we had a better chance
of working together to save you.

976
01:04:34,581 --> 01:04:36,788
Do you often feel like this?

977
01:04:36,958 --> 01:04:38,118
Like what?

978
01:04:38,293 --> 01:04:41,376
- Tired?
- Down in the dumps.

979
01:04:43,256 --> 01:04:45,417
Quite often.

980
01:04:45,592 --> 01:04:47,583
How long for?

981
01:04:48,636 --> 01:04:51,002
Since I was about your age, I suppose.

982
01:04:51,181 --> 01:04:53,172
What does it feel like?

983
01:04:55,894 --> 01:04:57,885
Like being underwater.

984
01:04:58,688 --> 01:05:01,475
Is that why you
became a marine biologist?

985
01:05:01,649 --> 01:05:03,480
Maybe, yeah.

986
01:05:03,651 --> 01:05:05,642
Have you always liked fish?

987
01:05:06,863 --> 01:05:08,854
I suppose so.

988
01:05:09,657 --> 01:05:13,070
I just sort of drifted into it, really.
No pun intended.

989
01:05:13,244 --> 01:05:15,235
And does Mum mind?

990
01:05:16,664 --> 01:05:18,404
I think she'd rather I earnt more money.

991
01:05:18,583 --> 01:05:20,448
No, you being underwater.

992
01:05:20,627 --> 01:05:21,537
Oh.

993
01:05:21,711 --> 01:05:23,247
Yeah, no.

994
01:05:23,421 --> 01:05:25,662
I'm sure she'd rather I wasn't.

995
01:05:25,840 --> 01:05:28,456
It's not very pleasant.

996
01:05:29,469 --> 01:05:31,505
The ocean is six miles deep, isn't it?

997
01:05:34,015 --> 01:05:36,006
Well remembered. Yeah.

998
01:05:39,104 --> 01:05:40,640
(Phone rings)

999
01:05:40,814 --> 01:05:42,520
Could be Mum.

1000
01:05:42,690 --> 01:05:44,555
Or Jordana.

1001
01:05:44,734 --> 01:05:46,770
(Phone continues ringing)

1002
01:05:51,991 --> 01:05:53,982
(Front door shuts)

1003
01:06:04,421 --> 01:06:06,412
(Phone rings)

1004
01:06:15,223 --> 01:06:17,214
(Ringing tone)

1005
01:06:25,586 --> 01:06:27,321
I haven't spoken to Jordana
about her mother

1006
01:06:27,402 --> 01:06:29,555
because there's
only two possible outcomes.

1007
01:06:29,529 --> 01:06:31,190
Either the operation was a success,

1008
01:06:31,364 --> 01:06:34,276
in which case she'll be too relieved
to be angry with me for long,

1009
01:06:34,451 --> 01:06:35,566
or her mother was dead,

1010
01:06:35,743 --> 01:06:38,655
in which case she needs privacy
and time to grieve.

1011
01:06:39,956 --> 01:06:42,823
During this brief hiatus,
I can help save my parents' marriage

1012
01:06:43,001 --> 01:06:46,334
and then resume my duties
as the best boyfriend in the world.

1013
01:07:11,696 --> 01:07:13,687
Oliver.

1014
01:07:14,073 --> 01:07:15,028
Yes?

1015
01:07:15,200 --> 01:07:16,406
- What's this?
- I don't know.

1016
01:07:16,576 --> 01:07:17,782
- What is this?
- A letter.

1017
01:07:17,952 --> 01:07:19,783
- I don't know what's in it.
- I think you do.

1018
01:07:19,954 --> 01:07:21,945
Why did you write this, Oliver?

1019
01:07:22,749 --> 01:07:24,159
This isn't funny.

1020
01:07:24,334 --> 01:07:26,700
If I did write it, and I'm not as yet
admitting that I did,

1021
01:07:26,878 --> 01:07:29,039
it'd be because I spoke to Dad.
This is what he wants.

1022
01:07:29,214 --> 01:07:31,796
- You spoke to Dad?
- He knows he's been imperfect.

1023
01:07:31,966 --> 01:07:33,547
What did you talk about, Oliver?

1024
01:07:33,718 --> 01:07:35,709
Listen,

1025
01:07:36,679 --> 01:07:38,010
he still finds you attractive.

1026
01:07:38,181 --> 01:07:40,172
He still wants to make love to you.

1027
01:07:41,935 --> 01:07:43,095
Are you making this up?

1028
01:07:43,269 --> 01:07:46,432
Me and Dad have discussed it.
We both want to make this marriage work.

1029
01:07:46,606 --> 01:07:48,267
Are you with us?

1030
01:07:57,742 --> 01:07:59,733
(Door shuts)

1031
01:08:14,425 --> 01:08:16,416
(Front door slams)

1032
01:08:17,720 --> 01:08:19,210
(Car engine starts)

1033
01:08:34,279 --> 01:08:37,537
JILL: Going to the beach with Graham.
I will not be back tonight.

1034
01:09:09,647 --> 01:09:12,684
OLIVER: On New Year's Eve,
everyone from town goes to the beach.

1035
01:09:12,859 --> 01:09:15,441
Chip said, if a girl won't get off
with you on New Year's Eve,

1036
01:09:15,612 --> 01:09:17,022
you may as well cut it off.

1037
01:09:17,196 --> 01:09:19,387
I'm starting to think that
we may grow apart.

1038
01:09:20,366 --> 01:09:22,327
I don't want a mystic ninja
as a stepdad.

1039
01:09:22,601 --> 01:09:24,283
I don't want to be
from a broken home like Chip's,

1040
01:09:24,454 --> 01:09:25,916
wearing tracksuit tops instead of coats

1041
01:09:26,013 --> 01:09:28,708
and taking gateway drugs
in shopping malls.

1042
01:09:29,125 --> 01:09:30,740
I want my family back.

1043
01:09:30,918 --> 01:09:32,909
I don't want anything to change.

1044
01:10:25,932 --> 01:10:28,298
(Fireworks explode)

1045
01:10:28,476 --> 01:10:30,592
The celebrations are really kicking in,
right?

1046
01:10:30,770 --> 01:10:32,010
Yeah.

1047
01:10:32,188 --> 01:10:34,179
It distresses tiny animals.

1048
01:10:35,650 --> 01:10:36,890
- You can relax, right?
- Mm.

1049
01:10:37,068 --> 01:10:39,525
- There's some lovely massage oils.
- Great. OK.

1050
01:10:39,696 --> 01:10:41,027
In you get.

1051
01:10:41,197 --> 01:10:43,188
All right.

1052
01:10:47,120 --> 01:10:49,111
(Fireworks explode)

1053
01:10:50,373 --> 01:10:52,364
(Whistles from crowd on beach)

1054
01:11:01,008 --> 01:11:02,999
(Mutters)

1055
01:11:31,748 --> 01:11:35,036
I have no idea what I'm hoping to
achieve by breaking into Graham's house.

1056
01:11:35,209 --> 01:11:37,245
I just want to give him
the idea that I'm deranged

1057
01:11:37,420 --> 01:11:39,411
and therefore capable of anything.

1058
01:11:39,589 --> 01:11:42,706
This will probably involve me urinating
or something.

1059
01:11:49,348 --> 01:11:51,464
I need a fucking drink.

1060
01:11:54,979 --> 01:11:56,139
(Whispers)

1061
01:11:56,314 --> 01:11:58,020
I'm doing it. Just do it.

1062
01:11:58,191 --> 01:11:59,806
Just do it...

1063
01:11:59,984 --> 01:12:01,144
Just do it.

1064
01:12:12,205 --> 01:12:13,240
OK.

1065
01:12:13,414 --> 01:12:14,870
Feel my piss.

1066
01:12:15,541 --> 01:12:17,497
Oh, come on.

1067
01:12:17,668 --> 01:12:19,659
Come on.

1068
01:12:21,047 --> 01:12:23,208
Oh, for fuck...

1069
01:12:23,382 --> 01:12:25,373
Fuck.

1070
01:12:25,968 --> 01:12:27,083
It's fine.

1071
01:12:27,261 --> 01:12:29,252
Come on. Just...

1072
01:12:30,723 --> 01:12:32,714
(Mutters)

1073
01:12:33,559 --> 01:12:36,175
Fucking piss on your face,
you fucking freak.

1074
01:12:39,398 --> 01:12:41,389
For fuck's sake, just come on.
Loosen up.

1075
01:12:48,908 --> 01:12:50,899
Oh, here we go.

1076
01:12:51,619 --> 01:12:53,200
(Trickle)

1077
01:12:53,913 --> 01:12:55,153
OK, that'll do it.

1078
01:13:00,920 --> 01:13:02,501
Jesus Christ.

1079
01:13:06,509 --> 01:13:08,045
Fuck.

1080
01:13:10,096 --> 01:13:12,087
(Coughs)

1081
01:13:15,309 --> 01:13:16,048
(Retches)

1082
01:13:23,568 --> 01:13:25,308
(Coughs)

1083
01:13:31,033 --> 01:13:33,024
Kim-Lin?

1084
01:13:35,162 --> 01:13:37,153
Is that you?

1085
01:13:38,332 --> 01:13:40,323
Do you still have a key?

1086
01:13:41,627 --> 01:13:43,618
That's very naughty.

1087
01:13:48,509 --> 01:13:50,500
Oh, this is fun, isn't it?

1088
01:13:52,263 --> 01:13:54,345
What kind of protest's this, then, eh?

1089
01:13:55,766 --> 01:13:57,222
Huh?

1090
01:13:57,393 --> 01:14:00,885
How much more of this bizarre behaviour
do I have to endure?

1091
01:14:12,992 --> 01:14:14,698
(Exhales) Nearly went red there.

1092
01:14:14,869 --> 01:14:16,985
Come on, up you get, sweetheart.

1093
01:14:17,163 --> 01:14:19,154
I'm just try...

1094
01:14:23,502 --> 01:14:25,333
My name is not Kim-Lin.

1095
01:14:25,504 --> 01:14:27,995
My name is Oliver Tate.

1096
01:14:28,174 --> 01:14:30,165
(Doorbell rings)

1097
01:14:34,430 --> 01:14:35,636
Hello.

1098
01:14:37,183 --> 01:14:39,174
Hello.

1099
01:14:40,394 --> 01:14:42,385
Hello!

1100
01:14:51,197 --> 01:14:53,188
LLOYD: Knock, knock.

1101
01:14:54,825 --> 01:14:56,486
How are you feeling?

1102
01:14:56,661 --> 01:14:58,526
I saw Mum with Graham at the beach.

1103
01:14:58,704 --> 01:15:00,695
Mm. Mum told me everything.

1104
01:15:01,332 --> 01:15:03,698
Did she say she went into the van
with his face on it?

1105
01:15:03,876 --> 01:15:04,661
Yes.

1106
01:15:04,835 --> 01:15:07,201
Did she say what happened in the van
with his face on it?

1107
01:15:07,380 --> 01:15:08,369
Yes.

1108
01:15:08,547 --> 01:15:10,162
Aren't you angry?

1109
01:15:10,341 --> 01:15:12,206
Worse things have happened at sea, Ol.

1110
01:15:12,385 --> 01:15:14,876
- What did happen?
- That's between your mother and I.

1111
01:15:15,054 --> 01:15:17,010
JILL: Lloyd,
I think it best we be honest.

1112
01:15:17,181 --> 01:15:18,466
Sweet pea,

1113
01:15:18,641 --> 01:15:20,632
I gave Graham a handjob.

1114
01:15:22,770 --> 01:15:25,432
Is there anything you'd like to say
about that?

1115
01:15:26,232 --> 01:15:28,097
- Lloyd, do you want to add anything?
- No.

1116
01:15:28,275 --> 01:15:32,644
OK. Well, I was drunk
and I was trying to relax Graham.

1117
01:15:32,822 --> 01:15:35,404
- It was a silly thing to do.
- Mm.

1118
01:15:35,908 --> 01:15:37,114
Thank you.

1119
01:15:37,284 --> 01:15:39,275
Your father and I have discussed it

1120
01:15:40,162 --> 01:15:44,201
and if it's OK with everyone,
that's the last we'll say about it.

1121
01:15:44,375 --> 01:15:46,240
OK? Thank you.

1122
01:15:46,419 --> 01:15:50,207
Is there anything
you'd like to talk about now, huh?

1123
01:15:52,258 --> 01:15:54,920
Me and Jordana
are having relationship problems.

1124
01:15:55,094 --> 01:15:57,460
- Oh.
- It's difficult.

1125
01:15:57,638 --> 01:16:00,004
I suppose it won't matter
when I'm 38 but...

1126
01:16:00,182 --> 01:16:01,422
I'm upset about it.

1127
01:16:01,600 --> 01:16:03,261
You should be more angry with her.

1128
01:16:03,436 --> 01:16:05,427
Why would I be angry with Jordana?

1129
01:16:06,439 --> 01:16:07,645
Oh, you mean me.

1130
01:16:07,815 --> 01:16:09,351
Yes. No, no. Well, you know, I am.

1131
01:16:09,525 --> 01:16:11,516
Yeah, I'm upset.

1132
01:16:13,612 --> 01:16:15,728
We should go back to sleep, though.

1133
01:16:15,906 --> 01:16:17,362
Yeah.

1134
01:16:17,533 --> 01:16:18,657
We're not going to punish you now

1135
01:16:18,809 --> 01:16:21,305
but we're going to talk about
what you've done.

1136
01:16:21,387 --> 01:16:22,717
What about what you've done?

1137
01:16:22,805 --> 01:16:24,070
OK, don't push it, Ol.

1138
01:16:24,248 --> 01:16:27,456
Well, we'll talk about that too
but you should go back to sleep now, OK?

1139
01:16:27,626 --> 01:16:30,038
- OK.
- Mm?

1140
01:16:32,214 --> 01:16:34,205
Right.

1141
01:17:07,541 --> 01:17:09,581
JORDANA: Dear Oliver, I tried to tell you

1142
01:17:09,620 --> 01:17:10,712
but I figure
you'll only probably believe me

1143
01:17:10,825 --> 01:17:12,827
if it's in writing. It's over.

1144
01:17:13,005 --> 01:17:14,961
I enclose my lighter as a parting gift
for you.

1145
01:17:15,132 --> 01:17:17,464
Also, I think you should know,
I've found someone else.

1146
01:17:17,635 --> 01:17:19,842
When we're in school together,
try not to look upset.

1147
01:17:20,012 --> 01:17:22,003
I know you're a good actor.

1148
01:17:22,181 --> 01:17:26,299
PS: You were right about
my being allergic to dogs. I got tested.

1149
01:17:26,477 --> 01:17:29,219
Oh, and in case you're interested,
my mum's fine now.

1150
01:17:29,396 --> 01:17:31,637
Sorry if it made you feel awkward.

1151
01:17:39,031 --> 01:17:41,647
♪ ALEX TURNER:
It's Hard To Get Around The Wind

1152
01:17:44,954 --> 01:17:48,412
♪ It's like you're trying to
get to heaven in a hurry

1153
01:17:48,582 --> 01:17:51,494
♪ And the queue was shorter
than you thought it'd be

1154
01:17:51,669 --> 01:17:57,209
♪ And the doorman says,
You need to get a wrist band

1155
01:17:57,967 --> 01:18:01,380
♪ You got a lift between the pitfalls

1156
01:18:01,554 --> 01:18:04,796
♪ But you're looking like you're low
on energy

1157
01:18:04,974 --> 01:18:10,514
♪ Did you get out and walk
to ensure you'd miss the quicksand?

1158
01:18:11,689 --> 01:18:13,429
Could you tell her I called?

1159
01:18:13,607 --> 01:18:16,849
♪ Looking for a new place to begin
- It's Oliver. Oliver Tate.

1160
01:18:17,903 --> 01:18:19,689
Oh, yeah, she's got my number.

1161
01:18:19,864 --> 01:18:23,607
♪ Feeling like it's hard to understand

1162
01:18:25,411 --> 01:18:31,498
♪ But as long as you still
keep peppering the pill

1163
01:18:32,084 --> 01:18:37,044
♪ You'll find a way to spit it out again

1164
01:18:38,674 --> 01:18:44,761
♪ And even when you know
the way it's gonna blow

1165
01:18:46,682 --> 01:18:53,520
♪ It's hard to get around the wind

1166
01:18:53,772 --> 01:18:55,637
None of this will matter when I'm 38.

1167
01:18:55,816 --> 01:18:58,899
But it's been two months
since Jordana last spoke to me.

1168
01:18:59,069 --> 01:19:01,310
Her new boyfriend
has an incredibly long neck.

1169
01:19:04,450 --> 01:19:07,066
Just thinking
about giraffes makes me angry.

1170
01:19:08,746 --> 01:19:10,486
I wish I could hand in this excuse note.

1171
01:19:10,664 --> 01:19:11,779
"Dear Mr Davey,

1172
01:19:11,957 --> 01:19:14,949
Please may Oliver be excused
from class. His tiny heart is broken.

1173
01:19:15,127 --> 01:19:17,118
Yours sincerely, Lloyd Tate."

1174
01:19:18,255 --> 01:19:20,541
♪ Stretching out the neck
on your evening

1175
01:19:21,300 --> 01:19:24,133
♪ Trying to even out some deficit

1176
01:19:24,303 --> 01:19:29,798
♪ But it's sabre-toothed,
multi-ball confusion

1177
01:19:31,101 --> 01:19:34,639
♪ And you can shriek until you're hollow

1178
01:19:34,813 --> 01:19:37,805
♪ Or whisper it the other way

1179
01:19:37,983 --> 01:19:43,273
♪ Trying to save the youth
without putting your shoes on

1180
01:19:45,866 --> 01:19:50,075
♪ Looking for a new place to begin

1181
01:19:52,998 --> 01:19:56,786
- Is he all right?
- He's fine. Just leave him.

1182
01:19:58,837 --> 01:20:04,377
♪ As long as you still
keep peppering the pill

1183
01:20:05,010 --> 01:20:09,970
♪ You'll find a way
to spit it out again

1184
01:20:11,642 --> 01:20:17,558
♪ And even when you know
the way it's gonna blow

1185
01:20:19,233 --> 01:20:23,192
♪ It's hard

1186
01:20:23,362 --> 01:20:28,106
♪ To get around the wind

1187
01:20:28,909 --> 01:20:32,777
In my other recurring dream,
I mentally rehearse the end scene.

1188
01:20:32,955 --> 01:20:35,913
The one where it's getting dark
and I mistake a girl for Jordana.

1189
01:20:36,083 --> 01:20:39,291
A girl with the exact same frame
and the exact same hair.

1190
01:20:39,461 --> 01:20:42,544
And when she turns around, I see
her face is nothing like Jordana's.

1191
01:20:42,715 --> 01:20:44,831
And she asks, "Do I know you?"

1192
01:20:45,009 --> 01:20:46,715
And I look traumatised and say...

1193
01:20:46,885 --> 01:20:48,500
No.

1194
01:20:48,679 --> 01:20:50,340
You don't know me.

1195
01:20:50,514 --> 01:20:52,550
You don't know me at all.

1196
01:20:54,143 --> 01:20:56,600
I think this will matter when I'm older,
when I'm 38.

1197
01:20:56,770 --> 01:20:59,102
- Don't you knock any more?
- Sorry, Oliver. What?

1198
01:20:59,273 --> 01:21:01,605
Jordana...
I think it will matter when I'm older.

1199
01:21:01,775 --> 01:21:03,140
Yeah, course it will.

1200
01:21:03,319 --> 01:21:05,355
OK, well... Good night.

1201
01:21:10,492 --> 01:21:13,780
♪ And I can hear you through my window

1202
01:21:13,954 --> 01:21:17,071
♪ But I'm never quite sure who is who

1203
01:21:17,249 --> 01:21:22,744
♪ But they want the world
on a dessert spoon

1204
01:21:24,048 --> 01:21:27,131
♪ It always sounds like they're fighting

1205
01:21:27,301 --> 01:21:30,919
♪ Or as if that's what
they're about to do

1206
01:21:31,096 --> 01:21:33,132
♪ It might not hurt now

1207
01:21:33,307 --> 01:21:36,674
♪ But it's gonna hurt soon

1208
01:21:48,197 --> 01:21:50,188
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

1209
01:21:51,784 --> 01:21:54,025
You've got to be shitting me.

1210
01:21:54,328 --> 01:21:55,113
Pritchard.

1211
01:21:55,287 --> 01:21:57,619
Pritchard, take a look at this.
It's as funny as fuck.

1212
01:21:57,790 --> 01:22:00,076
MR DUNTHORNE: All right,
whose note is that?

1213
01:22:05,297 --> 01:22:08,039
It's mine.

1214
01:22:08,926 --> 01:22:11,918
Thank you, Oliver,
for your refreshing honesty.

1215
01:22:12,096 --> 01:22:14,303
But you know the rules.
Up you come, read it out.

1216
01:22:56,682 --> 01:22:58,673
(Clears throat)

1217
01:23:00,477 --> 01:23:02,138
It was just a joke?

1218
01:23:02,312 --> 01:23:03,392
Yeah.

1219
01:23:03,564 --> 01:23:06,431
OK, well, as I say,
if it was just a joke then that's fine.

1220
01:23:06,608 --> 01:23:09,520
But if ever you have serious feelings

1221
01:23:09,695 --> 01:23:12,937
of, you know, difficulty

1222
01:23:13,115 --> 01:23:14,355
or sadness

1223
01:23:14,533 --> 01:23:17,866
or any negative feelings that you want
to talk about, feel free to come and...

1224
01:23:18,036 --> 01:23:19,196
I know, I know, yeah.

1225
01:23:19,371 --> 01:23:20,656
I can talk to you about that.

1226
01:23:20,831 --> 01:23:22,367
OK. I don't want to embarrass you

1227
01:23:22,541 --> 01:23:26,534
but I just wanted you to know that
I'm open to talking whenever you want.

1228
01:23:26,712 --> 01:23:27,827
Yeah. OK.

1229
01:23:28,005 --> 01:23:28,835
Cool.

1230
01:23:29,006 --> 01:23:30,371
Good.

1231
01:23:30,549 --> 01:23:32,915
Nice one, Ol. Nice one, you fuck-muppet.

1232
01:23:33,093 --> 01:23:36,051
Why write stuff like that? Perhaps
people are right and you are gay.

1233
01:23:36,221 --> 01:23:39,258
"Jordana, I love you. I want to
have your babies, get married."

1234
01:23:39,433 --> 01:23:40,468
What the fuck?

1235
01:23:40,642 --> 01:23:44,385
- Fuck you, Chips.
- What the fuck are you up to, you fool?

1236
01:23:59,369 --> 01:24:00,404
What?

1237
01:24:00,579 --> 01:24:02,240
- You're a loser.
- Go and see the girl

1238
01:24:02,414 --> 01:24:04,200
- who doesn't like you.
- I'll be back.

1239
01:24:04,374 --> 01:24:05,989
I'll hit you in the face.

1240
01:24:10,464 --> 01:24:13,376
Can I have a word, please, in private,
without him?

1241
01:24:13,926 --> 01:24:15,257
I'm fine here.

1242
01:24:16,136 --> 01:24:17,672
Sorry I didn't come to the hospital.

1243
01:24:17,846 --> 01:24:19,507
I thought my parents were
going to split up

1244
01:24:19,681 --> 01:24:21,797
and I didn't want to look weak
or things to change.

1245
01:24:21,975 --> 01:24:24,341
(Whispers)
My mum gave a hand-job to a mystic.

1246
01:24:27,773 --> 01:24:29,764
Look, I was frightened.

1247
01:24:30,275 --> 01:24:32,106
I'm full of regret.

1248
01:24:38,867 --> 01:24:41,449
This is the moment where you leave him
and come with me.

1249
01:24:45,874 --> 01:24:47,535
Is it?

1250
01:24:47,709 --> 01:24:49,540
Yeah.

1251
01:24:49,711 --> 01:24:51,702
Are you coming?

1252
01:24:54,591 --> 01:24:56,582
No.

1253
01:25:08,438 --> 01:25:09,894
(Chips laughs)

1254
01:25:22,619 --> 01:25:24,610
(Seagulls cry)

1255
01:26:08,248 --> 01:26:11,206
I don't know if I've come of age
but I'm certainly older now.

1256
01:26:11,376 --> 01:26:14,960
I feel shrunken, as if there's
a tiny ancient Oliver Tate inside me

1257
01:26:15,130 --> 01:26:17,872
operating the levers of
a life-size Oliver-shaped shell.

1258
01:26:18,050 --> 01:26:20,211
A shell on which a decrepit picture show

1259
01:26:20,385 --> 01:26:22,376
replays the same handful of images.

1260
01:26:39,824 --> 01:26:41,418
Every night I come to the same place

1261
01:26:41,520 --> 01:26:43,703
and wait till the sky catches up
with my mood.

1262
01:26:45,285 --> 01:26:46,741
The pattern is set.

1263
01:26:46,912 --> 01:26:50,279
This is, no doubt, the end.

1264
01:27:07,224 --> 01:27:08,304
Jordana!

1265
01:27:17,275 --> 01:27:18,981
Jordana!

1266
01:27:22,197 --> 01:27:24,062
It is you.

1267
01:27:24,241 --> 01:27:26,448
I didn't think it'd be you, I...

1268
01:27:27,536 --> 01:27:30,778
I thought it'd be like a film where
the girl turns round and it's not the...

1269
01:27:30,956 --> 01:27:32,492
You've got a new dog. You're allergic.

1270
01:27:32,666 --> 01:27:34,156
- Oliver.
- Where's your boyfriend?

1271
01:27:34,334 --> 01:27:35,619
He's not my boyfriend.

1272
01:27:35,794 --> 01:27:38,501
Your skin's looking bad, terrible.
It's probably the dog.

1273
01:27:38,672 --> 01:27:40,458
I don't care about my fucking skin.

1274
01:27:40,632 --> 01:27:43,715
- Why on earth did you get a new dog?
- Because I like dogs, OK?

1275
01:27:43,885 --> 01:27:45,466
Why are you such a total dick?

1276
01:27:45,637 --> 01:27:47,628
I don't know.

1277
01:27:48,765 --> 01:27:51,131
I was crying earlier.
My eyes are probably red.

1278
01:27:51,309 --> 01:27:52,344
They look fine.

1279
01:27:52,519 --> 01:27:54,601
No, well,
maybe they don't go red when I cry.

1280
01:27:54,771 --> 01:27:56,762
It happens to some.

1281
01:27:59,484 --> 01:28:01,315
You were horrible to me.

1282
01:28:03,488 --> 01:28:05,854
I know. I made a mistake.

1283
01:28:06,032 --> 01:28:08,569
I made a mistake.
What do you want me to say?

1284
01:28:13,623 --> 01:28:15,238
- Ask me how deep the ocean is.
- Shut up.

1285
01:28:15,417 --> 01:28:16,452
Go on, just ask me.

1286
01:28:16,626 --> 01:28:18,036
- Why?
- Because I know the answer.

1287
01:28:18,211 --> 01:28:19,917
- Oh, do you?
- Yeah. I do.

1288
01:28:20,088 --> 01:28:21,498
- How deep?
- I'm not going to say.

1289
01:28:21,673 --> 01:28:23,664
I'm broken-hearted.

1290
01:28:24,843 --> 01:28:26,925
- The ocean is six miles deep.
- Good.

1291
01:30:18,790 --> 01:30:20,781
♪ ALEX TURNER: Piledriver Waltz

1292
01:30:21,000 --> 01:30:27,800
Subrip: easytobeaman

1293
01:30:36,766 --> 01:30:39,883
♪ I etched the face of a stopwatch

1294
01:30:40,061 --> 01:30:43,269
♪ On the back of a raindrop

1295
01:30:43,440 --> 01:30:46,056
♪ And did a swap for the sand

1296
01:30:46,234 --> 01:30:49,226
♪ In an hourglass

1297
01:30:50,572 --> 01:30:53,564
♪ I heard an unhappy ending

1298
01:30:53,742 --> 01:30:56,905
♪ It sort of sounds like you leaving

1299
01:30:57,078 --> 01:31:00,286
♪ I heard the Piledriver Waltz

1300
01:31:00,457 --> 01:31:03,824
♪ It woke me up this morning

1301
01:31:10,800 --> 01:31:13,712
♪ You look like you've been
for breakfast

1302
01:31:13,887 --> 01:31:17,004
♪ At the Heartbreak Hotel

1303
01:31:17,182 --> 01:31:18,843
♪ And sat in the back booth

1304
01:31:19,017 --> 01:31:23,886
♪ By the pamphlets and the literature

1305
01:31:24,064 --> 01:31:25,600
♪ On how to lose

1306
01:31:25,774 --> 01:31:29,813
♪ Your waitress was miserable

1307
01:31:29,986 --> 01:31:32,068
♪ And so was your food

1308
01:31:32,238 --> 01:31:34,695
♪ If you're going to try
and walk on water

1309
01:31:34,866 --> 01:31:36,151
♪ Make sure you wear

1310
01:31:36,326 --> 01:31:40,069
♪ Your comfortable shoes

1311
01:31:40,246 --> 01:31:43,454
♪ Mysteries flashing amber

1312
01:31:43,625 --> 01:31:46,037
♪ Go green when you answer

1313
01:31:46,211 --> 01:31:50,295
♪ But the red on the rest
of the questionnaire

1314
01:31:50,465 --> 01:31:53,673
♪ Never changes

1315
01:31:53,843 --> 01:31:57,085
♪ I heard the news that you're planning

1316
01:31:57,263 --> 01:32:00,471
♪ To shoot me out of a cannon

1317
01:32:00,642 --> 01:32:03,884
♪ I heard the Piledriver Waltz

1318
01:32:04,062 --> 01:32:09,227
♪ It woke me up this morning

1319
01:32:14,364 --> 01:32:17,356
♪ You look like you've been
for breakfast

1320
01:32:17,534 --> 01:32:20,571
♪ At the Heartbreak Hotel

1321
01:32:20,745 --> 01:32:22,576
♪ And sat in the back booth

1322
01:32:22,747 --> 01:32:27,491
♪ By the pamphlets and the literature

1323
01:32:27,669 --> 01:32:29,785
♪ On how to lose

1324
01:32:29,963 --> 01:32:33,205
♪ Your waitress was miserable

1325
01:32:33,383 --> 01:32:35,669
♪ And so was your food

1326
01:32:35,844 --> 01:32:37,084
♪ If you're going to try

1327
01:32:37,262 --> 01:32:38,502
♪ And walk on water

1328
01:32:38,680 --> 01:32:39,795
♪ Make sure you wear

1329
01:32:39,973 --> 01:32:43,761
♪ Your comfortable shoes

1330
01:32:45,270 --> 01:32:47,261
♪ Oh-oh-oh

1331
01:32:47,897 --> 01:32:51,139
♪ The Piledriver

1332
01:33:26,102 --> 01:33:28,093
♪ ALEX TURNER: Stuck On The Puzzle

1333
01:33:37,822 --> 01:33:40,154
♪ I'm not the kind of fool

1334
01:33:40,325 --> 01:33:43,692
♪ Who's going to sit and sing to you

1335
01:33:45,330 --> 01:33:48,197
♪ About stars, girl

1336
01:33:48,750 --> 01:33:51,617
♪ But last night I looked up into

1337
01:33:51,795 --> 01:33:54,832
♪ The dark half of the blue

1338
01:33:55,840 --> 01:33:59,378
♪ And they'd gone backwards

1339
01:34:00,053 --> 01:34:02,510
♪ Something in your magnetism

1340
01:34:02,680 --> 01:34:05,137
♪ Must have pissed them off

1341
01:34:06,184 --> 01:34:10,848
♪ Forcing them to get an early night

1342
01:34:12,732 --> 01:34:17,226
♪ I have been searching
from the bottom to the top

1343
01:34:17,403 --> 01:34:20,019
♪ For such a sight

1344
01:34:21,199 --> 01:34:23,611
♪ As the one I caught when I saw

1345
01:34:23,785 --> 01:34:29,155
♪ Your fingers dimming the lights

1346
01:34:30,083 --> 01:34:35,043
♪ Like you're used to being told
that you're trouble

1347
01:34:36,422 --> 01:34:41,633
♪ And I spent all night

1348
01:34:42,178 --> 01:34:45,215
♪ Stuck on the puzzle

1349
01:34:49,477 --> 01:34:51,058
♪ Nobody I asked

1350
01:34:51,229 --> 01:34:53,515
♪ Knew how we came to be

1351
01:34:53,690 --> 01:34:56,056
♪ The one to who

1352
01:34:56,234 --> 01:34:59,647
♪ You surrendered

1353
01:35:00,238 --> 01:35:03,901
♪ Any man who wasn't led away

1354
01:35:04,075 --> 01:35:06,942
♪ Into the other room

1355
01:35:07,120 --> 01:35:10,954
♪ Stood pretending

1356
01:35:11,124 --> 01:35:13,866
♪ That something in your magnetism

1357
01:35:14,043 --> 01:35:16,409
♪ Hadn't just made him drop

1358
01:35:17,422 --> 01:35:19,083
♪ Whoever's hand it was

1359
01:35:19,257 --> 01:35:21,748
♪ That he was holding

1360
01:35:23,595 --> 01:35:25,631
♪ I have been searching

1361
01:35:25,805 --> 01:35:28,387
♪ From the bottom to the top

1362
01:35:28,558 --> 01:35:31,425
♪ For such a sight

1363
01:35:32,103 --> 01:35:34,845
♪ As the one I caught when I saw

1364
01:35:35,023 --> 01:35:40,268
♪ Your fingers dimming the lights

1365
01:35:41,154 --> 01:35:43,770
♪ Like you're used to being told

1366
01:35:43,948 --> 01:35:45,939
♪ That you're trouble

1367
01:35:47,660 --> 01:35:52,950
♪ And I spent all night

1368
01:35:53,458 --> 01:35:56,165
♪ Stuck on the puzzle

1369
01:35:59,714 --> 01:36:04,629
♪ I tried to swim to the side

1370
01:36:06,387 --> 01:36:10,801
♪ But my feet got caught in the middle

1371
01:36:13,144 --> 01:36:17,137
♪ And I thought I'd seen the light

1372
01:36:18,107 --> 01:36:20,098
♪ But, oh, no

1373
01:36:22,654 --> 01:36:26,693
♪ I was just stuck on the puzzle

1374
01:36:29,953 --> 01:36:34,663
♪ Stuck on the puzzle