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Raisins don't belong
in a chocolate chip cookie.
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It gives them depth.
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Hey, watch it, punk.
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What are you, 80?
He's trying to bring back disco.
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I don't have to be old
to know it's not gonna happen.
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What it is, soul brother.
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My boys are gonna make me
breakfast in bed for Mother's Day.
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I'm gonna make breakfast and get in
bed, but they're gonna bring it to me.
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Aw.
Aw.
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I know. They said
the cutest thing last night.
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They said, "Mama,"
they call me Mama...
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You're gonna be the fun police.
If I'm the fun police,
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then you're director
of Funland Security.
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Good, more of this.
More of what?
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What do you think?
The constant bickering.
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It was cute at first, but...
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Well, Abed explains it best.
Jeff and Britta is no Ross and Rachel.
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Your sexual tension, lack of chemistry
are putting us on edge, ironically,
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on every level,
you're keeping us from being friends.
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Jeff and I
do not have sexual tension.
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We just argue all the time.
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Oh, just like Sam and Diane.
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I hated Sam and Diane.
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Who are Sam and Diane?
Okay, we get it. You're young.
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Sorry.
See what you're doing to us?
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Want my advice?
Pork her and move on.
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We did it all the time in my day.
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Yeah, you also put hydrogen
in blimps, that was bad.
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Hey, everybody.
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Just a reminder.
Our Spring Fling is on the quad today.
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Music, food, activities. What, what?
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He makes me uncomfortable.
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Still in the room.
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There's also going to be a game
of Paintball Assassin
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with a prize for last man standing.
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Or last man in a wheelchair
with no paint.
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Or last woman.
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Give it a rest, Britta.
What's the prize?
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It was a Blu-ray DVD player,
but it was stolen.
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So now it's TBD.
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I want TBD. Is that new?
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He said, fully erect.
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I'm gonna let you guys figure this out
while I go take a nap in my car.
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What are you waiting for?
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What the hell?
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Hello?
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What is going on?
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The paintball game was starting,
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and the dean...
The dean announced the prize.
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The prize.
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We turned on each other
like animals.
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What was the prize?
Was?
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This is not over.
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This is still happening right now.
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Leonard? Leonard, I'm not playing.
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Everyone's playing.
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Aw.
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You suck.
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Come with me if
you don't want paint on your clothes.
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Hey. Look what I found
wandering the neutral zone.
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Jeff Winger.
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You son of a bitch.
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I thought you were dead, man.
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I was just taking a nap.
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Has everyone lost their mind?
It's just a game of paintball.
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Yeah. With one rule.
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Last man standing gets the prize.
The prize.
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The prize.
What is this prize?
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You don't know.
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Priority registration.
Priority registration?
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That's why everyone's running
around like a bunch...
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Does that mean what I think?
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Like you could have first choice
of your classes next semester?
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Easy, sugar bear.
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But you could schedule
all your classes on a Monday
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and take a six-day weekend.
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You could do a lot of things.
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Talk him through the hunger.
Every student wants that prize, Jeff.
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No way to share it,
so we'll all turn on each other.
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But the longer we wait
to do that... Jeff.
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The longer we work together,
the longer we last.
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Everyone running in packs?
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Debate team was first,
they fell to infighting.
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The glee club is luring stragglers
into sniper traps
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with cheery renditions of songs.
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Really?
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And people fall for that?
Yeah.
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I mean, I'm all for winning,
but let's not resort to cheap ploys.
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Are the girls in the game?
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Britta?
No, I don't mean Britta.
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Did I say Britta?
Twice now.
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Chess Club.
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No, no, no.
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He's a pawn.
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Checkmate, bitches.
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And tell the drama club
their tears will be real today.
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No, that's all sugar, man.
Get some protein.
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Right here. Peanuts.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Peanuts, peanuts.
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No, take the stuff out closer to you.
No, no.
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The ones in the back
are the freshest.
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That will keep us going. Yeah.
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Hey.
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What the hell?
I got you covered, bro.
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You guys formed an alliance
without me?
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Yeah. You with Star-Burns?
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Not if I can be with you.
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It's just Star-Burns.
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Anyone else need a pee break?
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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Hey.
Hey.
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I'll stand guard.
I don't need to pee.
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I'm wearing a diaper for the game.
Oh, yeah.
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For the game.
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Hey, guys, make this quick before
Pierce's chewing attracts enemies.
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Um, guys?
Hold it.
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Don't move.
Drop it.
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All right, everybody, be cool.
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We can beat the others if we merge.
We're doing fine.
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You win the game
camped on a crapper?
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Worked on you.
Did it?
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You have a gun in your face?
Matches yours.
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Nice comeback.
Shut up.
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Jeez.
Jeez.
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Okay.
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So the agreement is we're allies
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until we're sure
we're the last seven standing.
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You thinking what I'm thinking?
Mm-hm.
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Our team's walking with God.
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I'm thinking we might already
be the only seven left,
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in which case,
this is a window for the two of us
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to take out the others.
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Real nice, Troy, that'd be
great PR for the black students.
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I am not an ambassador.
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I am gladiator.
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Now, you want to win or not?
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Oh!
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Troy made God mad.
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Take cover.
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Run, Pierce.
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Glee club.
How do you know it's the glee club?
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Listen.
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♪ Hit me with your best shot ♪♪
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Oh, brother.
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That is so uninspired.
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I'm not so sure.
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I got a plan. Get ready.
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Hey, Pierce.
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Don't come over here, okay?
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Screw you. I'm coming over there.
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Medic.
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In the trees. There.
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Write some original songs.
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What are you gonna do
if you win priority registration?
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I'll make my schedule airtight.
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Maybe get out of here
in 3 years instead of 4.
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I'd take any class with no tests
and no papers.
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What would you do, Shirley?
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I'd choose all morning classes
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so I could get home early
to spend some time with my boys.
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It's hard being away from them
so much.
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You know what?
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I say if any of us win, we give it
to Shirley as a Mother's Day gift.
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Absolutely.
What?
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Abed, you don't have to do that.
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I am so sick of you guilting people
with your phony humanitarian shtick.
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Phony?
When I win, you can watch me do it.
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00:10:03,543 --> 00:10:05,568
Of course,
but that won't make it less phony.
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You'd be a lot more likeable...
If I never did anything for anybody?
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Yeah. Because when you help people,
that always turns out great.
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Let's do it.
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Shh.
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Study group.
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Come out and play.
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00:10:21,761 --> 00:10:25,322
Oh, look, it's post-ironic Disco Stu.
You still trying to bring it back?
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00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,160
Hi.
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Damn, he brought it back.
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Put your hands in the air.
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The Lord is my shepherd,
I shall not want.
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They shot us.
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It's hot, it's hot. Let's go, fool.
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00:11:03,269 --> 00:11:04,566
The last guy almost got me.
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00:11:10,510 --> 00:11:11,568
My legs.
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00:11:15,815 --> 00:11:18,875
Oh, Shirley, I'm so sorry.
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I'm going home, Britta.
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00:11:21,588 --> 00:11:23,579
I know, Shirley, I know.
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00:11:23,790 --> 00:11:26,020
No, seriously, I'm going home.
Can you help me up?
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00:11:26,226 --> 00:11:28,660
Oh. Yeah, sure.
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00:11:43,843 --> 00:11:46,141
Shirley, I'm gonna win
for you and your boys.
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That's nice.
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00:11:47,781 --> 00:11:51,114
Shirley, I'm gonna win that prize,
but not for you and your boys.
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00:11:51,317 --> 00:11:52,614
That's less nice.
195
00:11:53,486 --> 00:11:55,454
Oh, my God, you've been hit.
What?
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00:11:55,655 --> 00:11:56,849
Oh, no.
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00:11:57,056 --> 00:11:58,546
Wait, wait.
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00:11:59,559 --> 00:12:01,026
It's blood.
199
00:12:02,162 --> 00:12:04,221
I thought it was paint,
but I'm just bleeding.
200
00:12:04,430 --> 00:12:06,193
Talk about luck.
201
00:12:08,201 --> 00:12:11,329
I can't believe this game
is still going on. It's 2 a.m.
202
00:12:11,538 --> 00:12:13,597
What if someone gets hurt
and the police come?
203
00:12:13,807 --> 00:12:15,468
They'll think I'm a bad dean.
204
00:12:16,776 --> 00:12:19,301
There's classes in the morning.
This has to stop.
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00:12:19,512 --> 00:12:21,605
Shh.
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00:12:22,749 --> 00:12:25,445
Put me in the game,
because I'll take everyone out.
207
00:12:25,652 --> 00:12:28,120
I play paintball
three times a week, bro.
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00:12:28,321 --> 00:12:30,653
I'm one of the douches
who brings his own equipment.
209
00:12:30,857 --> 00:12:33,052
But it wouldn't be fair.
You're not a student.
210
00:12:33,259 --> 00:12:36,251
But you can change that,
can't you? Huh?
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00:12:36,462 --> 00:12:38,521
Enroll me in a class.
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00:12:49,776 --> 00:12:51,710
What are your interests?
Arts and crafts.
213
00:12:51,911 --> 00:12:53,378
Oh, I do watercolors.
Oh, cool.
214
00:12:58,351 --> 00:13:00,444
The group would be thrilled.
215
00:13:00,653 --> 00:13:03,816
The wounded soldier fantasy means
we're moments from doing it, right?
216
00:13:04,023 --> 00:13:08,653
Yeah, can you feel that tension?
It's a miracle we still have clothes on.
217
00:13:10,196 --> 00:13:12,426
You're right, you know.
218
00:13:12,632 --> 00:13:14,827
I am a phony.
219
00:13:15,301 --> 00:13:18,429
I try to act compassionate,
because I'm afraid that I'm not.
220
00:13:18,638 --> 00:13:20,970
Oh, please, I invented phony.
221
00:13:21,174 --> 00:13:22,607
You care about people.
222
00:13:22,809 --> 00:13:26,074
I accuse you of faking to convince
myself I'm not such a jerk.
223
00:13:26,279 --> 00:13:29,248
Jeff, you help people more than I do,
and you don't even want to.
224
00:13:29,449 --> 00:13:31,883
You're not a jerk. You're fine.
225
00:13:33,853 --> 00:13:36,481
Especially now that I've repaired
your overworked torso
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00:13:36,689 --> 00:13:38,384
with my trembling
feminine fingers.
227
00:13:38,591 --> 00:13:41,059
Yes. Too much sexual tension.
228
00:13:41,261 --> 00:13:42,785
Damn bursting.
229
00:13:44,764 --> 00:13:48,097
It would totally serve them right
if we did it here in the study room.
230
00:13:48,301 --> 00:13:50,565
God, could you imagine?
I can't stop imagining.
231
00:13:50,770 --> 00:13:51,964
Neither can I.
232
00:14:02,348 --> 00:14:05,476
We should get dressed before
the third-shift librarian shows up.
233
00:14:05,685 --> 00:14:08,711
Yeah, we don't want this to turn
into a letter to Penthouse, right?
234
00:14:08,922 --> 00:14:11,982
I think the group is right.
We did need to relieve some tension.
235
00:14:16,062 --> 00:14:18,656
Tell me you didn't have sex with me
to win at paintball.
236
00:14:18,865 --> 00:14:21,356
No, I had sex with you,
and I'm gonna win at paintball.
237
00:14:21,567 --> 00:14:23,091
Don't be gross.
I'm gross?
238
00:14:23,303 --> 00:14:26,067
You seem pretty practiced
at putting on panties one-handed
239
00:14:26,272 --> 00:14:27,330
while holding a gun.
240
00:14:28,441 --> 00:14:31,433
Can I get dressed
before you assassinate me?
241
00:14:33,079 --> 00:14:36,947
So all that happened,
it meant nothing to you?
242
00:14:37,150 --> 00:14:40,017
I didn't say that.
What did it mean to you?
243
00:14:40,219 --> 00:14:41,652
I asked you first.
Very mature.
244
00:14:41,854 --> 00:14:44,914
Said the woman wearing Hello Kitty.
Said the woman holding the gun.
245
00:14:46,459 --> 00:14:48,359
You sure that's a gun?
246
00:14:48,561 --> 00:14:51,257
Because maybe it's a metaphor
for your fake, jaded persona.
247
00:14:52,899 --> 00:14:54,332
Uh-oh.
248
00:14:54,534 --> 00:14:56,832
No paintballs, Hans?
What do you think, I'm stupid?
249
00:14:57,036 --> 00:14:58,697
When'd you take it?
When you started seducing.
250
00:14:58,938 --> 00:15:01,463
I wasn't though. Assuming that
makes you way grosser.
251
00:15:01,674 --> 00:15:03,266
Not when I'm right.
252
00:15:30,136 --> 00:15:34,573
Buenos dias, children.
You'll be happy to know you made it till the end.
253
00:15:34,774 --> 00:15:36,469
You're not even a student.
Wrong.
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Critical Media Literacy
and Politics of Gender, biatch.
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Give me your clip.
Oh, that would be brilliant of me.
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Look, you got the drop on me. I lost.
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Let me do this for you.
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Be pretty crazy
if I shot you right now, huh?
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What's so funny, Chang?
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Maybe it's the fact there's no such
thing as priority registration.
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Or maybe it's this.
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Ta-da.
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Dean.
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Just one moment.
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Oh, hi there, Jeffrey.
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That's a good look for you.
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Everybody out there
is shooting each other
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for nothing while you sit here
in your ivory tower.
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Jeffrey, I can explain.
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I messed up
when I promised priority registration.
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It's a violation
of some student equality act,
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but this isn't. Ta-da!
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Okay, now, it's not Blu-ray, but it
comes with its own remote, so...
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Jeffrey.
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Jeffrey.
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Jeffrey.
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Jeffrey.
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You get it all out of your system?
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Almost.
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What do you want from me, Jeffrey?
Guess.
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Oh, hi.
Hey, how's it going?
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You still have some paint.
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Oh, thanks.
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Um, I was thinking...
You don't have to.
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It didn't happen. It's not a mistake.
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It didn't happen.
It was a crazy night of paintball.
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Exactly. Tension relieving.
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Absolutely. No need
to mention it to anyone.
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Right, no big deal.
Nothing's changed.
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Something's changed.
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Oh, Abed. Crazy Abed.
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No, something's different now.
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Could be me. Sporting a man-thong.
Maybe.
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Or maybe it's that I
have emerged victorious
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with a priority registration form.
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Well done, Jeff.
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And in recognition of her bravery,
not to mention her children,
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I hereby award this
to the best soldier, Shirley.
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Now, the bad news is,
for legal purposes,
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next semester,
if anybody asks, you have gout.
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Do you mind walking with a limp?
Mm.
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Thank you, Jeffrey.
Look, Annie.
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Wow, I didn't see that coming.
Neither did I.
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So no one feels it?
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No one senses anything's different?
Nope.
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Not at all.
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It's riding up a little.
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Hey, Abed, it's Troy.
I'll meet you at the flagpole in...
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If you are satisfied
with your message, press one.
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To erase and re-record...
Hey, Abed, it's Troy.
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Yo, I'll meet you at the flagpole
in like...
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If you are satisfied
with your message...
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Hey, Abed.
It's Troy. Heh-hooh.
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If you are satisfied
with your message...
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In how many minutes
are you gonna meet him?
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Ten minutes.
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To listen to your message...
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Abed, your girlfriend will meet you
at the flagpole in 10 minutes.
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Goodbye.
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If you are satisfied
with your message, press one.
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To erase and re-record...
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Did I sound like a jerk?
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To listen to your message,
press three.
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To send...
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Hey, Abed, sorry to bother you.
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Troy will meet you at the
flagpole in 10 minutes.
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Okay.
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If you are satisfied...
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Maybe just send a text message.
Yeah.