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Before we start, I'd like to have a
preliminary powwow, or prelimi-wow,
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about what I'm calling
our library's back door conundrum.
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Sounds like a porno
with Kate Winslet.
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Abed, ew.
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The door on that side
is locked after 5,
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which means that most us have
to walk all the way around.
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Now if we were to move
our meetings to 4:30...
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No.
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I have a regular class at that time.
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It's like Math
or other regular classes.
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Yeah. I have something
unimportant that can't ever move.
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Well, maybe one of us could stand by
the back door and let the rest in?
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Mm. I nominate Pierce.
Where is he?
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I have not seen him around all day.
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I haven't either.
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Has anyone called him?
I did.
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Several times, actually.
But he never returned my calls.
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Oh, no.
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Oh. The last thing I said to him
was, "Suck it."
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Me too.
Good morning.
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Ha-ha-ha.
Yes.
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Oh, thank God.
Whew.
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You thought I was dead, didn't you?
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No.
I did.
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Do you people have any idea
how emasculating that is?
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I'm not Mickey Rooney.
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You don't have to cross your
fingers to see if I'll show up.
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You know, when I was 30, people used
to wish that I was dead to my face.
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That's called respect.
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Mm. Who is the lucky brunette?
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Last name Beeswax,
first name Nunnuyuh.
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Oh, my third wife was biracial.
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Stop it.
I am trying to keep you out of trouble.
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What if the next girl saw these?
Well, then
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she would know it was hers.
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Jeff, you're sleeping with a woman
you already slept with?
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Can't I be the friend in the group whose
trademark is his well-defined boundaries?
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Like Privacy Smurf, Discreet Bear
or Confidentiality Spice?
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Why would you keep her a secret?
Don't you want us to meet her?
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We have an agreement
to keep it low-key.
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That's ridiculous.
Obviously, it's a guy.
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Thank you.
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Hey, what's up, man? Boo!
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Hey, what's up, J-Dog?
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Yeah. Ha-ha-ha.
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Hey, what's up, man? What's up?
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Sorry I'm late.
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Uh, and step into place.
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Six, seven, eight, and reach.
Two, three, four, pose.
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Reach back and arm.
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Professor Slater, quick question.
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You know the answer.
I don't date students.
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Even if you are no longer
in my Statistics class.
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I'm actually kind of seeing someone
right now, thank you very much.
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Really? How's that going?
Fine for now. She's smart, pretty.
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But sometimes I feel like she's just waiting
for me to stop talking and take off my pants.
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She is.
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I've never been
someone's dirty little secret.
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I've never had a dirty secret.
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It's so unprofessional.
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But the sneaking does make
the sex 38 percent hotter.
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Wow, you do like statistics,
don't you?
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Hey, midterms and whatever.
Chalk.
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Professor Slater,
there's that transcript you wanted.
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Jeff, I didn't expect to see you here.
Hopefully I'm not interrupting.
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You know, we laugh,
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but the fact is, student-teacher
relationships do happen.
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And they are a magnet for lawsuits,
so we do stay vigilant.
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In fact, physically attractive
students and faculty
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are actually placed on a watch list.
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And are ranked by their potential
to incite fraternization.
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You rank people
by how hot they are?
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You got it, number two.
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Dean Pelton.
Yes, Professor Seven... Uh, Slater?
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I'll return this tomorrow.
Okay, then.
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You guys be extra careful now.
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Two people of your rankings
in this small a room,
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with this type of lighting,
and his upper body
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and what her heels and hemline
are doing to enhance
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what were already
quite a few favors from God,
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it's all the more important
to keep it tasteful. Heh.
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I think he might have ruined...
It's dead.
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Two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
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Arm, head, and pose.
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I can't wait for the recital.
You were all wonderful.
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Especially you, Troy.
Thank you, Madame LeClair.
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And if any of you mention
my dancing outside of class,
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I will break off your legs and use
them to smash in your friends' cars.
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Oh!
Huh!
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Oh, my God.
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Troy, since when have you taken
modern dance?
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Since last semester. Coach told me
it would help with my coordination.
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And I fell in love with it,
in a very straight way.
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I know it's tempting
to sneak a peek,
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but I'm gonna need for you to keep
your eyes up here.
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I should have never dismissed you
as a shallow jock.
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Then again, we haven't really spent
much time together.
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That's because you don't
play football or have fun.
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I have fun tap dancing.
I started last semester too.
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It was always something
I wanted to do,
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but it was too embarrassing,
so I never told anyone.
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Same here.
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Britta, nobody can know about this.
Troy, who are we kidding?
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Look at how much time and energy
we're putting into hiding something
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that we're passionate about.
We are leading a double life.
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I am spending a lot of money
on breakaway clothing.
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We should look at this
as an opportunity to come clean.
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Are you saying we tell the group?
Together?
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We could invite them
to the dance recital on Friday.
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Man, I don't know.
Let me think about it.
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Okay, let's do this. Ahem!
Sorry.
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Mr. Winger.
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Would you come to my office?
We never finished our intercourse.
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I have study group right now.
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And nobody uses "intercourse"
to mean anything other than sex.
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Look, this is a wall of windows.
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My study group's behind it.
I know.
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Look, as soon as we touch,
the blinds will open,
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and six annoying but lovable misfits
will be staring at us.
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Come on, what are the odds?
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Fine.
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Now, was that so bad?
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Hey, could you open the back door?
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You all remember Michelle Slater,
my professor from last semester.
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As most of you may have realized
by now,
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she's the woman
I've been seeing lately.
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Why are they looking at me
like I'm a zoo animal?
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Jeff acts
as sort of the dad of the group.
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So, emotionally, this is like
being told you're our new mom.
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But you know
it's nothing like that, right?
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Absolutely. You cook macaroni?
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I have.
Macaroni's my favorite.
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The important thing is
we all understand
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Professor Slater and I need this
to be our little secret.
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Everyone understand that?
Yes.
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Hey, my macaroni noodle
is so good.
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Sure, sure.
The pepper jack,
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and you bake it.
See? All good.
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Well, thank you, everyone.
I appreciate it.
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I should get going.
Yeah.
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Mm.
Ooh.
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Bye.
Bye.
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Well, Jeff, you've taken a big step
in knocking down the barriers
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between students and teachers.
It's like Rosa Parks.
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I don't think it's like that.
No, it's just like that.
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I feel if you need to explain it,
it's not just like that.
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Is your heart gonna be okay
with this?
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I will try to find the tools to survive.
Okay.
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Hey, everybody,
speaking of secrets,
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Troy and I have something
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that we would like to announce.
Aah!
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No, no. There is a dance recital
on Friday,
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and I would be honored
if you guys would attend.
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Because since last semester, I
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have been taking a tap class.
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That's funny.
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Well, I don't know how funny it is.
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Come on, we're not making fun of you,
but, obviously, you kept it a secret
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because you saw the irony too.
Irony?
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Well, you're not a typically
vulnerable or feminine person.
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And the act of dancing is considered
both vulnerable and feminine.
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I disagree. What about Fred Astaire?
What about Baryshnikov?
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Yeah, I guess.
There are exceptions to the rule.
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But even when Jerry Rice went
on Dancing With the Stars...
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Jerry Rice? Oh, my God.
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Oh, I liked him.
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Troy, what's your secret?
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Um...
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M-my secret is that
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I knew Britta's secret.
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Yeah. I saw her in her dance outfit
and she looked ridiculous.
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So I helped her protect her shame.
You know, I'm just glad she's out now.
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Bravo, Britta.
Thanks.
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Mr. Winger, there you are.
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Just got word of your relationship
with Professor Slater.
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I'd like to see both of you in my office
in half an hour.
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None of you left the room.
How is that even possible?
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Well, for one thing,
it's all over Twitter.
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Britta in a tutu. Can you imagine?
Ha-ha-ha.
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Hey. What the hell?
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I thought we were supposed
to come out to the group together.
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Yeah. I changed my mind.
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Well, they're gonna find out
that you dance at the recital.
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I'm not gonna be in the recital.
I'm dropping the class.
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Oh, my God, how can you do this
to me? I'm so disappointed in you.
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Hey, you don't get to talk to me
like that. You are not Shirley.
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And Shirley's not my mom.
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Britta, it's not like
we were in the same boat.
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Girls are supposed to dance.
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That's why God gave them parts
that jiggle.
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But I'd be going from starting quarterback
to a guy that twirls around in tights.
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I've got way more to lose getting
up on that stage because I'm a man.
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Well, guess what?
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A real man doesn't bail
on his friends, or on himself.
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You're a dancer, Troy.
It's who you are.
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Not anymore.
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Excuse me.
Whoa.
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Come on.
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Upset about Jeff?
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No, I am upset about
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something I can't talk about.
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We could talk about anything.
Politics, medicine, Jeff.
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Okay, uh, did you hear that the
Shroud of Turin is actually...?
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Here's the thing about Jeff.
Wow.
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Chasing after you made him a better person
because you always call him on his stuff.
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All this time, you've been warming
him up and stirring in sweetener,
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and making him just right.
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And sure,
you weren't ready to take a sip yet.
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But it didn't mean you want somebody
to snatch him off the counter,
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guzzle him down
in front of you.
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Shirley, I did not warm Jeff up.
Nobody ever will.
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Do you think Professor Slater
is getting flowers right now?
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Do you think they are gonna go
to the movies and hold hands?
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Visit her parents? No.
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The only thing keeping them going
was the thrill of the secrecy.
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And now that it is out, it is over.
Believe me.
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Can... Can I just ask,
as a divorced, black housewife?
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What part of being a single, white
slacker makes you people so jaded?
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Ooh. "You people"?
What do you mean, "you people"?
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I cannot believe I got to say that.
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Heh-heh.
It's the little things, isn't it?
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Okay, well,
now that your secret is out there,
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I'm just gonna talk you through this
teacher-student relationship form,
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and then we can get you two
on your very attractive way.
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We haven't even admitted
to being a couple.
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In fact, this is all based on hearsay.
Worse than hearsay.
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Pierce's Twitter account,
in which he says he's 47,
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and teaches
a women's-only Pilates class.
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Jeff, it's okay. It's out.
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And you know what?
It doesn't bother me.
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I'm happy.
Sweet.
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Mm. First question.
How long have you been doing it?
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Oh, not "it." I mean, this, dating.
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A few weeks.
Mm-hm.
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And how long
have you been doing it?
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We don't have to answer that.
Oh, it's... Hmm?
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Now, this is just hypothetical.
240
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Might you ever consider spending
the night with a third person?
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That's not on there.
Uh...
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Wow, it's on there.
243
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Just exploring your options,
obviously. Heh-heh-heh.
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No agenda. I'll put TBD.
245
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Would you describe yourself
as boyfriend and girlfriend?
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Yes.
Eh...
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What?
Oh, boy.
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It's semantics, really, isn't it?
249
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We've slept together every night
for the last three weeks.
250
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How would you describe me?
The best friend ever.
251
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Oh.
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Well, uh... I guess
I've had the wrong idea about us.
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You know what, this is good.
I'd be better off dating, um, an adult.
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See you around.
Michelle.
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Rowr.
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I'll get the breakup form.
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I got freaked out
by that boyfriend label.
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I'm afraid of commitment.
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How original.
Look,
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the biggest truths
aren't original.
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Truth is ketchup, it's Jim Belushi.
262
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Its job isn't to blow our minds,
it's to be within reach.
263
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So the truth is, I get claustrophobic
when things get official.
264
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You're acting like
I'm a Venus flytrap.
265
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I didn't want or need more
than what we were doing.
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Let's get back to it.
Should I get the door?
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I can't now because
you went to the friend place.
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That's you getting official, not me.
269
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Because unless there's something
I need to know about the lunch lady,
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or that blond in your Spanish class with
the infinite supply of leather jackets,
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somewhere between
our ninth and 11 th slumber party,
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statistically speaking, most people
would call us more than pals.
273
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Yeah, but soon as you say it,
it can get complicated and messy.
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How?
Because when you say it,
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later on,
you might have to unsay it.
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Whoopee flipping ding, Winger.
It happens 50 million times a day.
277
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It's the Jim Belushi
of sexual commitments.
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It barely means anything, and it
grows on what's there over time.
279
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Wow, that guy is really taking a
pounding in this conversation.
280
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I'll see you around, Jeff.
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I really liked what we were doing.
282
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And if the ratio of work to pleasure
can really stay at that same level,
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I don't care what it's called,
I'll do it.
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Let's do it.
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Okay.
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Okay.
287
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Oh. That's a big crowd
out there. Heh.
288
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Abed's really good at inviting people.
289
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We're all here to support you.
Jeff even brought his girlfriend.
290
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Oh, she's his girlfriend now?
Can't wait till he hears about it.
291
00:15:09,468 --> 00:15:11,993
Oh, he knows. They even had to
file paperwork with the dean.
292
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It's pretty serious.
293
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Our little Jeff's growing up. Ha.
294
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Oh...
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Break a leg, Britta.
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I have no idea how someone could do
what you're about to do. Heh-heh.
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I brought Goobers.
Anybody want a Goober?
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Get them while they're goobie.
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Yeah.
Showtime.
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Well, this is already ridiculous.
Shh.
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"Tea for Two"? There...
There's five people.
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Shh!
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Good Lord.
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Is she a water pot or a tea kettle?
Shh.
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Any of you think the flowers
are dying from the tea?
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Shh!
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Everyone can hear you.
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Britta.
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Water it.
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What's going on?
So embarrassing.
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Oh, plot twist.
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Easy girl. There we go.
Uh...
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Uh... Ah! Uh...
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Thank you.
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Yeah.
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Play something modern.
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What are you doing here?
Being a friend and a man.
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Oh, thank you.
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Ah...
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Aah-aah!
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It's okay.
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Culturally, it's unacceptable,
but it's theatrical dynamite.
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Hah.
324
00:17:54,533 --> 00:17:57,127
Whoo!
Bravo.
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Whoo.
Yeah, all right. Greendale.
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Greendale.
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00:18:08,047 --> 00:18:10,572
Hi, guys. That was really cool.
I wish I knew how to tap dance.
328
00:18:10,783 --> 00:18:12,011
Oh. Thanks, Abed.
329
00:18:12,218 --> 00:18:14,482
It takes a lot of hard work,
but you could take a class.
330
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Hmm, pass.
331
00:18:17,256 --> 00:18:20,453
Hey, Troy, thank you.
332
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No, thank you.
I mean, you looked so pathetic,
333
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you made going up there
the most masculine option.
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Mm.
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Troy. Oh.
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What you did up there
really took guts.
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00:18:35,708 --> 00:18:37,676
I'm impressed.
Thanks, Pierce.
338
00:18:37,877 --> 00:18:41,506
Yeah. And such a creative way
to tell the world you're gay.
339
00:18:42,982 --> 00:18:44,347
Good job up there.
Thank you.
340
00:18:44,550 --> 00:18:47,348
Where's your date?
Didn't she wanna get my autograph?
341
00:18:47,553 --> 00:18:50,613
Oh. She's getting a permission slip from the
dean to allow us to drive home together.
342
00:18:50,823 --> 00:18:53,986
Heard you guys are official now.
Yeah, I guess.
343
00:18:54,193 --> 00:18:55,922
You actually had a big part in that.
344
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I mean, if I can handle
having a girl for a friend,
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who's to say I'm not ready
for a girlfriend?
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00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,727
Makes perfect sense. Break a leg.
347
00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:09,234
Flowers.
Yeah.
348
00:19:09,441 --> 00:19:10,908
Uh, is that...?
That's what people do, right?
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I was gonna throw them up on stage,
but I thought they might catch fire.
350
00:19:14,180 --> 00:19:17,809
No, this is... This is good.
You can hand them to me. Thank you.
351
00:19:18,984 --> 00:19:20,474
See you Monday.
Bye.
352
00:19:49,982 --> 00:19:51,415
Good night, everybody.
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Five letters, Broadway musical.
Annie.
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Uh, six letters, to puncture.
Pierce.
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Um, a water filter that starts with B.
Britta.
356
00:20:04,396 --> 00:20:05,954
Okay. There's a tough one, though.
357
00:20:06,165 --> 00:20:08,326
Um, Helen of...
Troy.
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Oh, damn, you're good.
Thank you.
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00:20:10,102 --> 00:20:11,364
I never even heard
of that last one.
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00:20:11,570 --> 00:20:13,902
All right, uh, one of the two
brother actors, Bridges,
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four letters.
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00:20:16,675 --> 00:20:18,836
Hmm.
I know. Bridges.
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00:20:19,044 --> 00:20:20,238
I don't know.
Come on, guys,
364
00:20:20,446 --> 00:20:21,879
can't you see the pattern there?
365
00:20:22,081 --> 00:20:24,606
Can you see it?
It's Beau, Beau Bridges.
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00:20:24,817 --> 00:20:27,285
These are all things
you can see on TV.
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00:20:27,486 --> 00:20:28,817
Except for pierce, that's a misdirect.
368
00:20:29,021 --> 00:20:30,784
Oh.
Oh.
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00:20:30,990 --> 00:20:33,925
I love misdirects.
I love The Big Lebowski.