1 00:00:02,935 --> 00:00:04,762 Welcome back. 2 00:00:04,796 --> 00:00:06,824 Hi. Hello. 3 00:00:06,825 --> 00:00:08,292 What did you do over break? 4 00:00:08,493 --> 00:00:11,587 Oh, it's so awesome. Me and Abed played this video game. It's so dope. 5 00:00:11,797 --> 00:00:13,196 It's a whole city. You can drive anywhere. 6 00:00:13,398 --> 00:00:14,592 You can rent an apartment. Do taxes. 7 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:16,358 But don't get audited. Because that's bad. 8 00:00:16,568 --> 00:00:18,502 You could even enroll in community college. 9 00:00:18,703 --> 00:00:21,604 Right now, it sounds as boring as real life, but it is not. 10 00:00:21,807 --> 00:00:23,536 Vacations are wasted on the young. 11 00:00:23,742 --> 00:00:25,676 You guys gotta get out there and see the world 12 00:00:25,877 --> 00:00:28,107 at some point or you're gonna miss your entire lives. 13 00:00:28,313 --> 00:00:31,111 Where did you go, Britta? Amsterdam, I think. 14 00:00:31,316 --> 00:00:32,783 I'll know more when I find my camera. 15 00:00:32,984 --> 00:00:35,145 Guess what happened to me. 16 00:00:35,353 --> 00:00:37,719 Oh, Pierce, you became a grandfather? 17 00:00:37,923 --> 00:00:39,356 No, I became even cooler. 18 00:00:39,558 --> 00:00:41,492 These ironic T-shirts are all the rage. 19 00:00:43,195 --> 00:00:44,492 Let's get one thing straight. 20 00:00:44,696 --> 00:00:47,995 I wish I was still a lawyer, I'm only here because I'm hot for Britta, 21 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:50,691 and I don't want to be anybody's friend. 22 00:00:52,104 --> 00:00:54,732 Just kidding. Bring it in here, you knuckleheads. 23 00:00:58,677 --> 00:00:59,735 You know, I gotta say, 24 00:00:59,945 --> 00:01:02,880 I... I took a look back at the guy I was last semester, 25 00:01:03,081 --> 00:01:05,572 and I realized, that guy was a drag. 26 00:01:05,784 --> 00:01:07,513 No. Good to hear you admit it, Jeff. 27 00:01:07,719 --> 00:01:11,120 No, the truth is, this is a new semester, a new Jeff. 28 00:01:11,323 --> 00:01:14,417 Greendale is where I am and I am gonna make the best of it. 29 00:01:14,626 --> 00:01:17,094 Oh, that's nice. You're like Hawkeye on M* A*S*H. 30 00:01:17,295 --> 00:01:19,786 He kept his upbeat humor and charm, even in the 11 th year of the Korean War. 31 00:01:19,998 --> 00:01:21,590 Yeah. Well, don't go changing too much, Jeff. 32 00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:24,633 I think we all like you just the way you were. 33 00:01:24,836 --> 00:01:26,531 Well, I appreciate that, but... 34 00:01:27,839 --> 00:01:29,500 Did you just teleport here? 35 00:01:29,708 --> 00:01:31,801 No, I snuck in during the group hug. 36 00:01:33,512 --> 00:01:35,104 You guys don't remember me? 37 00:01:35,313 --> 00:01:37,645 Buddy, from Spanish class. 38 00:01:37,849 --> 00:01:39,476 Yeah, it's Buddy from Spanish class. 39 00:01:39,684 --> 00:01:41,208 I've never seen you before in my life. 40 00:01:42,654 --> 00:01:44,679 I don't know you. I've seen Buddy before. 41 00:01:44,890 --> 00:01:46,949 He sits in the corner, next to the dead plant. 44 00:01:54,299 --> 00:01:56,859 From watching you all last semester grow together. 45 00:01:58,837 --> 00:02:00,828 F. F minus. 46 00:02:02,107 --> 00:02:04,541 Did you say S? He said F. 47 00:02:04,743 --> 00:02:07,143 Who cheated? I did it. 48 00:02:08,747 --> 00:02:10,681 Britta cheated? 49 00:02:10,882 --> 00:02:12,008 But why? 50 00:02:12,217 --> 00:02:14,151 Give me back my bra, Annie. 51 00:02:14,352 --> 00:02:17,219 Ugh. I'm not even wearing a bra. Ugh! Ugh! 52 00:02:21,359 --> 00:02:24,351 I don't even care who wins. What? 53 00:02:24,563 --> 00:02:26,758 I sleep a lot in class, that one might have been a dream. 54 00:02:26,965 --> 00:02:30,230 Well, Buddy, as you know, we haven't had Spanish class yet, 55 00:02:30,435 --> 00:02:33,404 so this meeting was more just for catching up between friends. 56 00:02:33,872 --> 00:02:36,534 I heard that. Let's do it. 57 00:02:38,176 --> 00:02:39,609 Well, maybe... So, I... Heh. 58 00:02:39,811 --> 00:02:40,800 Sorry, Britta. 59 00:02:41,012 --> 00:02:42,809 I'll go first. Uh... 60 00:02:43,014 --> 00:02:45,676 I'm sure you guys have a natural rapport and timing, 61 00:02:45,884 --> 00:02:48,478 and you know you're scared that adding a new member 62 00:02:48,687 --> 00:02:51,019 might throw everything off of its natural... 63 00:02:59,364 --> 00:03:01,992 - rhythm, but I feel like I know you guys already. 64 00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:05,863 So you know, let me in, just tell me the rules, and I will follow. 65 00:03:06,071 --> 00:03:08,403 Well, you already broke the only rule I have. 66 00:03:08,607 --> 00:03:10,234 The rule about worrying about rules. 67 00:03:10,442 --> 00:03:13,104 That's what I'm saying too. 68 00:03:13,311 --> 00:03:14,369 Yeah. 69 00:03:14,579 --> 00:03:16,410 ♪ Spanish studying is better ♪ 70 00:03:16,615 --> 00:03:24,545 ♪ When you're Buddy-ing around Yeah ♪♪ 71 00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:31,092 Hey, Jeff. Hey. 72 00:03:32,697 --> 00:03:33,686 Excuse me. Um... 73 00:03:33,898 --> 00:03:36,628 I received a text message about free Sephora samples? 74 00:03:36,835 --> 00:03:38,564 Ha-ha. It was me. Ha-ha. 75 00:03:38,770 --> 00:03:41,500 Sorry about the ruse, but I have something better 76 00:03:41,706 --> 00:03:45,335 than exfoliating soap to rub on you. 77 00:03:45,543 --> 00:03:47,977 An opportunity. Mm. 78 00:03:48,179 --> 00:03:52,445 As you can see, I am resurrecting the Greendale Gazette Journal Mirror. 79 00:03:52,651 --> 00:03:54,175 And we need a student editor. 80 00:03:54,386 --> 00:03:57,753 Someone with a real world savvy that extends beyond how to huff the ink. 81 00:03:57,956 --> 00:04:01,119 Actually, dean, I'm resolved to spend this semester being more... 82 00:04:01,326 --> 00:04:03,521 This would be your office. 83 00:04:03,728 --> 00:04:07,960 Relaxed and awesome. 84 00:04:08,166 --> 00:04:11,431 This is the first desk I've seen in six months that doesn't have "Zeppelin Rules" carved into it. 85 00:04:11,636 --> 00:04:13,103 And you get an English credit. 86 00:04:13,638 --> 00:04:16,038 Well, that ain't bad neither. I'm in. Yeah. 87 00:04:16,241 --> 00:04:18,505 Guys, meet your new editor. 88 00:04:18,710 --> 00:04:22,646 Mr. Winger is very excited to help you bring a voice back to the campus. 89 00:04:22,847 --> 00:04:24,906 Jeff, I need to take your picture. 90 00:04:25,116 --> 00:04:27,141 Good, we got it. Okay. 91 00:04:27,352 --> 00:04:28,683 You guys knock yourselves out. 92 00:04:28,887 --> 00:04:32,482 Welcome aboard, Jeff. This is my article on the school's new water heater. 93 00:04:32,691 --> 00:04:36,252 You've got chops, kid. But we need your talent on a bigger story. 94 00:04:36,461 --> 00:04:38,793 Pizza wars. Who's got the best slice in town? 95 00:04:38,997 --> 00:04:41,761 Start with Big Nick's. Bring us a large with sausage. 96 00:04:41,966 --> 00:04:45,299 You. I heard a rumor that Riley's Liquor is selling to underage students. 97 00:04:45,503 --> 00:04:47,528 So I need an undercover exposé. 98 00:04:47,739 --> 00:04:51,470 Find out how much they'll sell you of anything cold and imported. 99 00:04:52,110 --> 00:04:54,738 You expect me to watch you do that without telling on you? 100 00:04:54,946 --> 00:04:57,676 That's a hard-hitting question, Annie. Are you a reporter? 101 00:04:57,882 --> 00:05:00,646 No. They've got me editing the crossword because I'm a girl. 102 00:05:00,852 --> 00:05:04,015 And because I love crosswords. Well, now you love the streets. 103 00:05:04,222 --> 00:05:06,850 You're my ace newshound. Ace? You can do that? 104 00:05:07,058 --> 00:05:09,652 We can do anything we want. It's Greendale. 105 00:05:09,861 --> 00:05:11,226 Now go find me that story. 106 00:05:12,564 --> 00:05:14,555 This character reboot is really gelling for you, Jeff. 107 00:05:14,766 --> 00:05:16,256 That was all classic Hawkeye. 108 00:05:16,468 --> 00:05:17,901 Sending soldiers out for liquor. 109 00:05:18,103 --> 00:05:22,267 Slyly sidestepping the problematic scrutiny of Annie "Hot Lips" Edison. Mm? 110 00:05:22,474 --> 00:05:24,999 I should build you a still for making Hawkeye martinis. 111 00:05:25,210 --> 00:05:28,668 Of all your pop cultural fixations, this is one I can work with, Abed. 112 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:31,576 Call me Radar? When you've earned it. 113 00:05:32,784 --> 00:05:34,843 Now, I know the news of Señor Chang's death 114 00:05:35,053 --> 00:05:37,453 over winter break was a shock to us all. 115 00:05:38,123 --> 00:05:40,353 But we should take comfort in the fact 116 00:05:40,558 --> 00:05:44,187 that he did not suffer when his moped hit the side of that Arby's. 117 00:05:44,396 --> 00:05:46,455 So sad. 118 00:05:46,664 --> 00:05:48,757 But best semester ever. Heh-heh. 119 00:05:54,506 --> 00:05:57,839 Heh-heh. Beat it. All right. 120 00:05:58,042 --> 00:05:59,737 That was a professional actress. 121 00:05:59,944 --> 00:06:03,710 I am a man who can never die, 122 00:06:03,915 --> 00:06:06,850 and this has been your first taste of Spanish 1-0-dos 123 00:06:07,051 --> 00:06:11,715 the semester I get inside your cabezas. 124 00:06:19,697 --> 00:06:21,562 ♪ I am Señor Chang ♪ 125 00:06:21,766 --> 00:06:22,926 ♪ And I'm so ill ♪ 126 00:06:23,134 --> 00:06:25,432 ♪ This is a warning I can't be killed ♪ 127 00:06:25,637 --> 00:06:27,935 ♪ All in your cabeza Without a chaser ♪ 128 00:06:28,139 --> 00:06:31,302 ♪ Not another teacher With this much flavor, Chang ♪♪ 129 00:06:31,509 --> 00:06:33,238 Saw that coming. 130 00:06:33,445 --> 00:06:35,777 Hey, guys. See you in study group. 131 00:06:36,181 --> 00:06:39,412 Hoo-aah! Aah! 132 00:06:40,218 --> 00:06:43,312 Uh, Jeff, can he really just decide he's one of us? 133 00:06:43,521 --> 00:06:45,148 He throws off our balance. 134 00:06:45,356 --> 00:06:49,292 We've got three chicks, three dudes, and now, two weirdoes. Heh. 135 00:06:49,494 --> 00:06:51,394 Sorry, Abed. Not all weirdoes are bad. 136 00:06:51,596 --> 00:06:53,461 Buddy might be a puckish agent of change that changes our lives 137 00:06:53,665 --> 00:06:54,927 for the better through a musical montage. 138 00:06:55,133 --> 00:06:57,624 Or he could have a row of jars waiting for our genitals. 139 00:06:57,836 --> 00:06:59,303 Yo, I need my genitals. 140 00:07:00,004 --> 00:07:01,494 You know who you guys sound like? 141 00:07:01,706 --> 00:07:03,173 Me, from last semester. 142 00:07:03,374 --> 00:07:05,342 Cynical. Elitist. Oh. 143 00:07:05,543 --> 00:07:07,204 Rakishly good-looking. Thank you. 144 00:07:07,412 --> 00:07:10,643 Well, we should at least get together to talk about membership policies, right? 145 00:07:10,849 --> 00:07:11,941 Hey, don't ask me. 146 00:07:12,150 --> 00:07:14,584 Dealing with problems ain't my job no more. 147 00:07:14,786 --> 00:07:18,654 My new job is hanging out, having fun and cracking wise. 148 00:07:18,857 --> 00:07:21,325 Oh, must be nice. Suppose I decide that's my job? 149 00:07:29,267 --> 00:07:30,256 Jeff. 150 00:07:30,468 --> 00:07:34,370 I hope you've got an army of raisins, because I've got a major scoop. 151 00:07:34,973 --> 00:07:36,838 In October, there was a free Toni Braxton concert on the quad... 152 00:07:37,041 --> 00:07:38,906 You don't need to remind me. 153 00:07:39,110 --> 00:07:41,601 And when a last-minute mix-up shifted the showtime by an hour, 154 00:07:41,813 --> 00:07:45,010 an anonymous text message went out alerting students of the change. 155 00:07:45,216 --> 00:07:46,581 Okay. Not okay. 156 00:07:46,784 --> 00:07:49,981 Because the text message was sent exclusively to black students. 157 00:07:50,188 --> 00:07:52,383 And one French kid named Lebron. 158 00:07:52,590 --> 00:07:53,614 That's profiling. 159 00:07:53,825 --> 00:07:56,589 This is front page juice. I gotta find out who sent the text. 160 00:07:56,995 --> 00:07:58,860 Have you called the number that sent it? 161 00:07:59,063 --> 00:08:02,931 Well, nobody's that stupid, right? 162 00:08:07,505 --> 00:08:08,995 Hello? 163 00:08:10,942 --> 00:08:12,341 Um... 164 00:08:13,044 --> 00:08:15,035 Wrong number. 165 00:08:17,949 --> 00:08:20,076 No, no. That was a good cover. 166 00:08:20,285 --> 00:08:24,745 So whoever it is keeps hanging up, but he can't hide forever. 167 00:08:24,956 --> 00:08:27,754 Annie the reporter. Good times. 168 00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:33,693 Listen up, I just want to say, thank you guys real much... 169 00:08:33,898 --> 00:08:35,422 Real much? Duh. 170 00:08:35,633 --> 00:08:38,295 Thank you guys very much for this. 171 00:08:39,137 --> 00:08:41,162 It's a dream come true. Aww. 172 00:08:41,706 --> 00:08:43,139 Now let's study some Spanish. 173 00:08:43,942 --> 00:08:47,878 So for the essay, we conjugate... Conjugate? 174 00:08:48,079 --> 00:08:49,979 Conjugal. Visit. 175 00:08:51,482 --> 00:08:55,418 Ha-ha-ha. Lame. Okay, stick and move, stick and move. 176 00:08:56,821 --> 00:08:59,551 Okay, so for the essay portion... 177 00:08:59,757 --> 00:09:02,123 ♪ Annie got an essay portion ♪ 178 00:09:02,327 --> 00:09:06,764 ♪ Annie gonna move Her luscious fanny all day long ♪♪ 179 00:09:06,965 --> 00:09:08,899 Hey, Buddy can sing, you guys. Ha-ha-ha. 180 00:09:09,100 --> 00:09:10,897 Well, that's great. 181 00:09:11,102 --> 00:09:13,662 Annie's pretty young, we try not to sexualize her. 182 00:09:14,339 --> 00:09:17,103 I'm sorry. Whoa! 183 00:09:17,308 --> 00:09:18,900 Okay, look, I did... You know what? 184 00:09:19,110 --> 00:09:22,944 It's your study group, and I don't know if you perceive it as something that could be improved 185 00:09:23,147 --> 00:09:24,273 but I do have some ideas. 186 00:09:24,482 --> 00:09:25,881 Here's one right here. Boom. 187 00:09:26,084 --> 00:09:28,951 I was thinking, we could start saying, "You go, girl." 188 00:09:29,153 --> 00:09:32,919 Not in a way that's, you know, oh, I'm so cool saying, "You go, girl." 189 00:09:33,124 --> 00:09:35,024 But in a way that we're kind of winking at it. 190 00:09:35,226 --> 00:09:38,718 Bottom line, you guys need a chubby, agile guy. 191 00:09:38,930 --> 00:09:41,023 Did anyone see Paul Blart: Marl Car... 192 00:09:41,232 --> 00:09:42,529 Paul Blart: Mall Cop. 193 00:09:43,668 --> 00:09:48,332 I'm like that, okay? I'm fat and I'm physical, okay? 194 00:09:48,539 --> 00:09:51,030 And I'm strong, hmm, and I can kick. 195 00:09:51,242 --> 00:09:53,335 Oh! 196 00:09:53,578 --> 00:09:54,943 Dude, sorry. 197 00:09:55,146 --> 00:09:56,807 Jeff, Jeff? No, no, it's fine. 198 00:09:57,015 --> 00:09:59,643 Just a little... Little nosebleed, I get them when it's dry, 199 00:09:59,851 --> 00:10:01,341 or when my face gets kicked. 200 00:10:01,819 --> 00:10:03,047 I'll get some paper towels. 201 00:10:06,024 --> 00:10:11,121 Did someone say something about a meeting to discuss member policy? 202 00:10:14,166 --> 00:10:17,795 I think it's obvious to everyone, that this Buddy fellow has a few fruit loops loose 203 00:10:18,003 --> 00:10:21,837 so I think no matter what we do, we gotta do it with grace and caution. 204 00:10:22,041 --> 00:10:24,009 I say we keep Buddy in the group. What? 205 00:10:24,210 --> 00:10:27,646 I've given it a lot of thought and frankly I like his in-your-face style. 206 00:10:27,847 --> 00:10:29,815 I can't stop thinking about his high kick. 207 00:10:30,416 --> 00:10:33,749 His ratio of girth to hip flexibility is mesmerizing. 208 00:10:33,953 --> 00:10:35,682 I like his idea of ironically saying, "You go, girl." 209 00:10:35,888 --> 00:10:37,378 You go, girl. You go, girl. 210 00:10:37,590 --> 00:10:39,581 Wait, so you kick high enough and you get in the group? 211 00:10:39,792 --> 00:10:42,590 If we're gonna add people, I really think we should consider my friend Gary. 212 00:10:42,795 --> 00:10:45,923 I'm sorry, Shirley, you friend Gary is so boring. 213 00:10:46,131 --> 00:10:49,032 He was raised in Finland, he doesn't get our humor. 214 00:10:49,235 --> 00:10:52,864 So if we're gonna add a chair for every bong-ripping, good-time charlie, 215 00:10:53,072 --> 00:10:56,007 with a song in his heart, I move we institute hazing. 216 00:10:56,208 --> 00:10:57,766 Well, in The Right Stuff, the novel by Tom Wolfe... 217 00:10:57,977 --> 00:11:01,071 This is why we need new blood. I'm so bored of your pop culture references, 218 00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:03,145 and your cigarette-legged jeans. 219 00:11:03,349 --> 00:11:05,374 Uh, Gary wears nothing but loose-fitting jeans. 220 00:11:05,584 --> 00:11:07,711 Gary is off the table. He is a buzz kill. 221 00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:09,683 He grew up in a land without sun. 222 00:11:14,093 --> 00:11:16,027 Take a vote. They'd probably vote him in. 223 00:11:16,562 --> 00:11:18,291 They won't. 224 00:11:18,497 --> 00:11:20,362 Guys. Guys, let's take a vote. 225 00:11:20,566 --> 00:11:22,466 Secret vote, everybody cover your eyes. 226 00:11:24,403 --> 00:11:26,633 We won't know the result. Say your vote out loud. 227 00:11:26,839 --> 00:11:29,535 We'll know each ether's voices. Troy's got a point. 228 00:11:29,742 --> 00:11:31,073 Holy crap. Wow. 229 00:11:31,277 --> 00:11:34,474 It says here, some guy in Seattle went nuts and killed his entire driver's ed class 230 00:11:34,680 --> 00:11:35,840 with a meat tenderizer. 231 00:11:36,048 --> 00:11:37,413 Oh, no. 232 00:11:37,616 --> 00:11:39,208 We have to be careful. 233 00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:42,678 Okay. 234 00:11:42,888 --> 00:11:44,150 On the count of three, 235 00:11:44,356 --> 00:11:47,917 everybody who wants to keep Buddy out, raise your hand. 236 00:11:55,768 --> 00:11:58,635 You lied about the guy in Seattle with the meat tenderizer. 237 00:12:01,273 --> 00:12:02,706 You put your thumb on the scale. 238 00:12:02,908 --> 00:12:05,877 You did it with a smile and you did it so you could keep smiling. 239 00:12:06,078 --> 00:12:07,340 You're Hawkeye. 240 00:12:07,546 --> 00:12:10,743 And with Buddy gone, staying that way will be a lot easier. 241 00:12:11,417 --> 00:12:12,748 I am not racist. 242 00:12:12,952 --> 00:12:16,479 I had 20 minutes to let people know Toni Braxton was starting early 243 00:12:16,689 --> 00:12:20,557 and 273 text messages left before my rate tripled. 244 00:12:20,759 --> 00:12:23,523 Racial profiling may not be right, but it can be economical. 245 00:12:23,729 --> 00:12:25,594 Tell me, dean, when I refer to you in my article, 246 00:12:25,798 --> 00:12:27,322 would you prefer imbecile or incompetent? 247 00:12:27,733 --> 00:12:29,667 I'd prefer incompetent, but what I really want... 248 00:12:29,868 --> 00:12:31,301 It doesn't matter what you want. 249 00:12:31,503 --> 00:12:33,801 The people want the truth, I have to give it to them, 250 00:12:34,006 --> 00:12:36,839 and I won't let anyone stand in my way. 251 00:12:38,444 --> 00:12:39,877 Excuse me. 252 00:12:40,079 --> 00:12:41,808 Thank you. Hey, Jeffrey. 253 00:12:42,414 --> 00:12:44,348 I'm the least racist person in the world. 254 00:12:44,550 --> 00:12:47,075 My best friend, when I was 6 years old, was a black man. 255 00:12:47,286 --> 00:12:49,652 Okay, look. I've learned my lesson. I've got unlimited texting now. 256 00:12:49,855 --> 00:12:51,322 But if she runs that story, 257 00:12:51,523 --> 00:12:55,289 I will lose this job, and this job is my life. 258 00:12:55,761 --> 00:12:57,353 She listens to you. 259 00:12:58,564 --> 00:13:01,192 Well, next time we're both hanging out, having fun, 260 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:04,836 I could try cracking wise about it with her. 261 00:13:05,504 --> 00:13:07,631 You do what you think is right. 262 00:13:17,783 --> 00:13:19,011 That's enough. Okay. 263 00:13:19,218 --> 00:13:21,186 I'm just saying, it's not exactly Watergate. 264 00:13:21,387 --> 00:13:24,413 I mean, you like the dean, he's trying to help you transfer. 265 00:13:24,623 --> 00:13:26,454 Yeah, and this time, he might succeed. 266 00:13:26,658 --> 00:13:30,094 If this article breaks out, I can apply for journalism scholarships. 267 00:13:30,295 --> 00:13:33,458 Nobody will care about my time in rehab if they think I'm a writer. 268 00:13:33,665 --> 00:13:36,361 Annie, as your upbeat friend, I gotta say, let this go. 269 00:13:36,568 --> 00:13:39,833 This is Greendale, Jeff, we can do whatever we want. 270 00:13:40,539 --> 00:13:44,908 ♪ I'm sorry, I'm sorry I'm so damn sorry ♪ 271 00:13:45,110 --> 00:13:47,135 ♪ I'm sorry, I'm sorry ♪ 272 00:13:47,346 --> 00:13:49,507 ♪ Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry ♪ 273 00:13:49,715 --> 00:13:51,205 ♪ I'm so sorry ♪♪ 274 00:13:51,417 --> 00:13:53,749 Didn't anyone tell Buddy he was out? 275 00:13:53,952 --> 00:13:56,250 I guess we thought you would. 276 00:13:58,390 --> 00:14:01,223 My lord, my lady, you missed my apology song. 277 00:14:01,427 --> 00:14:03,622 Yeah, I'll... I'll tell them about it later. 278 00:14:04,263 --> 00:14:08,427 Jeff, I am so sorry about the other day. 279 00:14:09,635 --> 00:14:11,034 Buddy, 280 00:14:11,837 --> 00:14:13,304 yesterday, the group took a vote. 281 00:14:16,175 --> 00:14:19,167 And you seem to have figured out the rest of it. 282 00:14:23,749 --> 00:14:25,341 Was it the high kick? 283 00:14:25,551 --> 00:14:26,575 Was it, "You go, girl?" 284 00:14:26,785 --> 00:14:28,616 Oh, you guys think you're so cool. 285 00:14:28,821 --> 00:14:31,153 No, we don't think we're cool at all. Just a bit. 286 00:14:31,690 --> 00:14:33,487 I put myself out there for you. 287 00:14:34,793 --> 00:14:36,385 I laid my soul bare. 288 00:14:37,963 --> 00:14:40,693 I made you guys lemon squares with free-range eggs 289 00:14:40,899 --> 00:14:42,491 that I baked with my own hands. 290 00:14:42,701 --> 00:14:44,430 Maybe a little less sugar next time. 291 00:14:44,636 --> 00:14:46,604 Well, I'm not leaving. 292 00:14:46,805 --> 00:14:48,864 Oh, come on. 293 00:14:49,074 --> 00:14:51,133 Be relaxed, like me. 294 00:14:51,343 --> 00:14:53,004 Leave. You're not relaxed. 295 00:14:53,479 --> 00:14:56,073 You're an uptight puppet master. And these are your little puppets. 296 00:14:56,281 --> 00:14:57,373 I am no man's puppet, sir. 297 00:14:59,118 --> 00:15:00,642 How dare you. 298 00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:04,248 Buddy, just be reasonable and go. 299 00:15:04,456 --> 00:15:05,980 Make me, Hitler. 300 00:15:06,191 --> 00:15:08,284 Oh. Okay, so, uh, 301 00:15:08,494 --> 00:15:09,483 so since Buddy's not leaving, 302 00:15:09,695 --> 00:15:13,995 he'll just be the person who we wish wasn't here while we study. 303 00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:16,161 Try getting that deal from Hitler. 304 00:15:16,368 --> 00:15:17,767 Shall we? 305 00:15:19,404 --> 00:15:21,838 I'm studying with you. No, you're not. 306 00:15:24,510 --> 00:15:26,205 Everyone stop studying. Okay. 307 00:15:27,846 --> 00:15:29,905 You're not in the group. 308 00:15:30,115 --> 00:15:32,015 Okay, then go study somewhere else. 309 00:15:52,104 --> 00:15:54,072 No, no, no. 310 00:15:54,273 --> 00:15:56,332 No, no, no. 311 00:15:56,542 --> 00:15:58,339 No, I wanna study with you guys. 312 00:15:58,544 --> 00:16:00,375 No. 313 00:16:00,579 --> 00:16:02,672 No. 314 00:16:09,855 --> 00:16:11,482 I hate you. 315 00:16:11,690 --> 00:16:14,887 I hate your study group. I hate it. 316 00:16:15,394 --> 00:16:17,521 You suck. 317 00:16:19,164 --> 00:16:20,392 I hate you. 318 00:16:24,203 --> 00:16:26,433 And you are not running that story. Why not? 319 00:16:26,638 --> 00:16:28,902 Because I said so. 320 00:16:29,741 --> 00:16:31,675 Does anybody have a problem with how that was handled? 321 00:16:31,877 --> 00:16:34,107 It's okay. Exactly the way I would've done it. 322 00:16:34,313 --> 00:16:35,780 You suck. 323 00:16:42,312 --> 00:16:44,371 Who are you kidding, Abed? 324 00:16:44,581 --> 00:16:46,549 I just dragged a screaming, crying man 325 00:16:46,750 --> 00:16:49,617 out of a library with his pants down. 326 00:16:50,487 --> 00:16:52,682 No. Martinis are for Hawkeyes. 327 00:16:53,957 --> 00:16:56,824 I'm the same uptight jerk I was last semester. 328 00:17:00,597 --> 00:17:02,531 Jeff, what's your favorite episode of M* A*S*H? 329 00:17:02,966 --> 00:17:05,526 The one with, uh, the Army. 330 00:17:05,969 --> 00:17:07,402 That's what I thought. 331 00:17:07,604 --> 00:17:08,798 If you had actually seen the show 332 00:17:09,005 --> 00:17:11,473 you'd know that Hawkeye didn't just bed nurses and drink martinis. 333 00:17:11,675 --> 00:17:14,508 He also had blood sprayed on his face and barked orders when the choppers came in. 334 00:17:14,711 --> 00:17:16,679 If he didn't, people died. 335 00:17:17,614 --> 00:17:19,639 He was a leader, Jeff. That's your job. 336 00:17:19,850 --> 00:17:22,182 Yeah? What's in it for me? 337 00:17:22,953 --> 00:17:24,944 Hey. Annie. 338 00:17:25,155 --> 00:17:26,747 I... I'm sorry that I yelled. 339 00:17:27,257 --> 00:17:28,815 I'm glad you did. 340 00:17:29,025 --> 00:17:34,395 It didn't even really occur to me what I was doing until I saw how upset you were. 341 00:17:34,598 --> 00:17:37,328 I never want to be the reason you're mad, because 342 00:17:37,534 --> 00:17:39,195 you're Jeff Winger. 343 00:17:40,237 --> 00:17:43,331 So thanks 344 00:17:44,274 --> 00:17:46,037 for getting mad. 345 00:17:47,611 --> 00:17:49,374 It was nothing. 346 00:17:51,982 --> 00:17:54,780 I guess that's the upside, isn't it? 347 00:18:00,924 --> 00:18:02,983 Thank you, 348 00:18:03,193 --> 00:18:04,524 Radar. 349 00:18:04,728 --> 00:18:07,128 Ooh. You made me so happy I just peed a little. 350 00:18:08,932 --> 00:18:10,763 I don't think violence is the answer when we make decisions. 351 00:18:13,637 --> 00:18:15,366 Hi, guys. Hi, Buddy. 352 00:18:15,572 --> 00:18:18,598 Can you, um? Excuse us? 353 00:18:18,808 --> 00:18:21,902 For one crazy stalker? 354 00:18:26,850 --> 00:18:30,377 Listen up, we outnumber this guy six to one. 355 00:18:30,587 --> 00:18:33,454 Annie, you flash your breasts as a decoy for the bumrush. 356 00:18:33,657 --> 00:18:35,249 Pierce? Britta, don't be upset. 357 00:18:35,458 --> 00:18:37,756 I didn't pick you as a decoy because your breasts are so old. 358 00:18:37,961 --> 00:18:39,792 Why is he even here? Hello. 359 00:18:40,664 --> 00:18:42,598 I invited him. 360 00:18:44,634 --> 00:18:47,626 Buddy's crime is thinking we're cool. 361 00:18:48,171 --> 00:18:49,229 But I get it. 362 00:18:49,439 --> 00:18:52,840 I mean, if I were him, and I missed out on you guys, 363 00:18:53,410 --> 00:18:58,575 I'd be sitting in that classroom, watching, wondering. 364 00:18:59,182 --> 00:19:03,243 So how can I exclude someone from something that I'm so lucky to have. 365 00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:04,609 Oh. 366 00:19:05,822 --> 00:19:07,915 I say we let him in. 367 00:19:11,328 --> 00:19:12,955 Hey, Buddy. 368 00:19:13,697 --> 00:19:15,130 Welcome to the group. 369 00:19:15,332 --> 00:19:17,892 Oh, yes. 370 00:19:18,101 --> 00:19:19,534 You will not regret this. 371 00:19:23,773 --> 00:19:25,365 There he is. 372 00:19:25,909 --> 00:19:29,470 Hey, Buddy, the group thought about what you said. 373 00:19:29,679 --> 00:19:32,011 We took a vote. And you're in. 374 00:19:33,650 --> 00:19:35,845 No way. I'm in the cool group? 375 00:19:37,153 --> 00:19:39,383 It's like Christmas morning for the guy. 376 00:19:40,256 --> 00:19:41,780 Welcome. 377 00:19:42,792 --> 00:19:44,350 This is... 378 00:19:44,561 --> 00:19:46,529 Oh, this is awkward. 379 00:19:46,730 --> 00:19:48,960 You guys were my safety. Pfft. 380 00:19:49,165 --> 00:19:50,996 Hey, hey, Buddy, you don't have to worry about them. 381 00:19:51,201 --> 00:19:52,566 You're with us now. Come on. 382 00:19:52,969 --> 00:19:54,960 Ha-ha! Boo! 383 00:19:56,539 --> 00:19:59,201 It's amazing. I love the kicks. The kicks are the best. 384 00:20:07,117 --> 00:20:10,280 And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why I voted to keep him. 385 00:20:10,487 --> 00:20:13,149 Would have been nice to have another person in the group. 386 00:20:13,356 --> 00:20:14,755 I'll call Gary. 387 00:20:22,263 --> 00:20:25,289 So it says here you want to join as a twosome? 388 00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:26,967 I don't see that as a selling point. 389 00:20:27,168 --> 00:20:28,362 We work really well together. Yeah. 390 00:20:28,570 --> 00:20:30,333 Let me hear that rap thing of yours again. 391 00:20:35,910 --> 00:20:37,537 All right. I'm gonna talk it over with the others. 392 00:20:37,745 --> 00:20:39,645 Cool, thanks for your time. You traitors. 393 00:20:40,148 --> 00:20:43,276 I am appalled at your lack of loyalty. 394 00:20:45,587 --> 00:20:48,181 Yeah, you better run. 395 00:20:49,057 --> 00:20:51,025 Have you decided? We saw your tape. 396 00:20:51,226 --> 00:20:52,921 We're passing. I don't pop on video. 397 00:20:53,127 --> 00:20:54,424 Let me do the song in person. 398 00:20:54,629 --> 00:20:56,927 ♪ Getting rid of Britta ♪ 399 00:20:57,131 --> 00:20:58,621 ♪ Getting rid of the B ♪ 400 00:20:58,833 --> 00:21:01,165 ♪ She's a GDB ♪ 401 00:21:02,203 --> 00:21:04,899 ♪ She's a no-good B ♪♪