1 00:00:16,859 --> 00:00:18,622 Hey, man. My name is Jeff. 2 00:00:18,828 --> 00:00:21,922 I'm trying to lock down the rest of my schedule before the deadline. 3 00:00:22,131 --> 00:00:25,100 I heard this class was a cakewalk. Are you passing it? 4 00:00:25,668 --> 00:00:27,932 Do you like Dane Cook? Yeah, he's awesome. 5 00:00:28,137 --> 00:00:30,162 So far so good. 6 00:00:30,539 --> 00:00:33,975 Death, so called 7 00:00:34,176 --> 00:00:38,135 Is a thing that makes men weep 8 00:00:38,347 --> 00:00:44,013 And yet a third of life is spent in sleep. 9 00:00:45,087 --> 00:00:47,180 Open your text books to page 37. 10 00:00:50,359 --> 00:00:53,351 Now close them and throw them away. 11 00:00:55,664 --> 00:00:58,258 Throw it away. Ha-ha-ha. 12 00:00:58,467 --> 00:00:59,695 Throw it away. 13 00:01:00,202 --> 00:01:02,693 For those who are new, the motto of this class, 14 00:01:02,905 --> 00:01:07,842 carpe diem, seize the day, no tests, no papers. 15 00:01:08,043 --> 00:01:09,101 You want an A? 16 00:01:09,311 --> 00:01:11,472 Live in 17 00:01:13,215 --> 00:01:14,739 the moment. 18 00:01:16,418 --> 00:01:17,680 Jackpot. 19 00:01:17,887 --> 00:01:19,912 Take off your shoes. Quick, take off your shoes. 20 00:01:20,122 --> 00:01:21,714 Everyone, take your shoes off, throw them away. 21 00:01:21,924 --> 00:01:23,221 Throw them across the room over there. 22 00:01:23,425 --> 00:01:26,223 Today we learn to walk, get up and walk out the door. 23 00:01:26,428 --> 00:01:28,623 This day could be your last. 24 00:01:28,831 --> 00:01:31,356 You could die in your sleep. You could get hit by a bus. 25 00:01:31,567 --> 00:01:34,161 You, that mole is raised and dark, it's not a good combo. 26 00:01:34,370 --> 00:01:37,567 You are new. Yes, I'm new, but I'll be old too soon. 27 00:01:37,773 --> 00:01:40,241 Carpe diem, sir, carpe diem. 28 00:01:41,644 --> 00:01:42,804 I like it! 29 00:01:43,012 --> 00:01:44,240 Voice command. 30 00:01:46,649 --> 00:01:47,843 Voice command. 31 00:01:48,484 --> 00:01:49,712 Voice command. 32 00:01:50,653 --> 00:01:51,677 Voice command. 33 00:01:52,855 --> 00:01:54,322 Voice command. 34 00:01:57,760 --> 00:01:59,523 Voice comm... 35 00:02:00,596 --> 00:02:02,359 Would you please use the buttons? 36 00:02:03,566 --> 00:02:05,534 Okay, grandpa. 37 00:02:05,734 --> 00:02:09,226 Achoo! Oh. God bless you, dear. 38 00:02:11,140 --> 00:02:13,370 What's so funny? You guys, I found it. 39 00:02:13,576 --> 00:02:15,066 The ultimate blow-off class. 40 00:02:15,277 --> 00:02:18,474 Professor Whitman, he thinks he's in Dead Poets Society. 41 00:02:18,681 --> 00:02:23,175 There's no tests, there's no work, it's just day seizing. 44 00:02:29,225 --> 00:02:31,420 I'm in. Me too, it sounds educational. 45 00:02:32,494 --> 00:02:34,519 I'll do it, I love Robin Williams. Abed? 46 00:02:34,730 --> 00:02:36,288 Not a fan. In every movie, there's an authority figure 47 00:02:36,498 --> 00:02:37,863 that gets mad at him for making people laugh. 48 00:02:38,067 --> 00:02:40,467 No, are you going to take the class? Oh, can't. 49 00:02:40,669 --> 00:02:43,729 My dad will only pay for classes that will help me run the family restaurant. 50 00:02:43,939 --> 00:02:47,568 It's been struggling since 2001, 9/11 was pretty much the 9/11 of the falafel business. 51 00:02:47,776 --> 00:02:50,609 So your dad has your whole life planned out for you? 52 00:02:50,813 --> 00:02:54,078 Are you even interested in falafel? I'm interested in making movies. 53 00:02:54,283 --> 00:02:57,480 But my Dad says all media's western propaganda that negatively stereotypes Arabs. 54 00:02:57,686 --> 00:02:59,779 Then he should see Aladdin, Jafar was a badass. 55 00:02:59,989 --> 00:03:01,456 Yes, he was. Yeah. 56 00:03:01,657 --> 00:03:02,783 He was. 57 00:03:02,992 --> 00:03:05,119 Abed, how much does a film class cost? 58 00:03:05,327 --> 00:03:06,988 Seventy dollars. 59 00:03:08,964 --> 00:03:11,262 Britta? Jeff? 60 00:03:12,034 --> 00:03:15,299 Britta. Isn't Abed's dad a hardcore Muslim? 61 00:03:15,504 --> 00:03:16,698 They're not as understanding as Christians. 62 00:03:16,905 --> 00:03:18,304 You could get your head cut off with a salami sword. 63 00:03:18,507 --> 00:03:22,068 Shirley, that's the most racist thing I've ever heard. 64 00:03:22,278 --> 00:03:24,803 Pierce will beat that in one minute. 65 00:03:28,617 --> 00:03:30,585 This is really nice of you. 66 00:03:30,786 --> 00:03:33,118 The memo says, "For dreams." Aw. 67 00:03:33,322 --> 00:03:35,415 You guys, are we going to study Spanish, 68 00:03:35,624 --> 00:03:37,990 or keep getting involved in each other's personal lives? 69 00:03:38,193 --> 00:03:40,855 Achoo! Hey, Troy sneezes like a girl. 70 00:03:41,063 --> 00:03:43,930 How about I pound you like a boy? That didn't come out right. 71 00:03:44,133 --> 00:03:46,863 Why don't you leave him alone with his cute baby sneezes. 72 00:03:47,069 --> 00:03:49,594 You're not my mother. She's not? 73 00:03:50,506 --> 00:03:51,495 Twenty-nine seconds. 74 00:04:20,881 --> 00:04:22,974 What's your name? My name is Shirley Bennett. 75 00:04:23,183 --> 00:04:24,980 Shirley, you get an A, Oh. 76 00:04:25,185 --> 00:04:27,745 If you can tell me why you are here at Greendale. 77 00:04:29,122 --> 00:04:30,885 What did I tell you? 78 00:04:31,491 --> 00:04:33,322 Okay, but, uh, never again. 79 00:04:33,527 --> 00:04:34,619 Shirley? 80 00:04:34,828 --> 00:04:37,490 To get a degree in business so I can sell my baked goods 81 00:04:37,697 --> 00:04:39,164 and whatnot on the Internet. 82 00:04:39,399 --> 00:04:41,560 Why are you here? 83 00:04:42,102 --> 00:04:45,435 To get a degree in business so I can sell my baked goods and whatnot on the Internet. 84 00:04:45,639 --> 00:04:47,300 Why are you here? 85 00:04:48,975 --> 00:04:50,670 Because I wasted 15 years of my life 86 00:04:50,877 --> 00:04:52,572 on a man who left me with nothing but stretch marks 87 00:04:52,779 --> 00:04:54,269 and a foggy memory of two bland orgasms. 88 00:04:54,481 --> 00:04:56,608 And now it's time to get what's mine. 89 00:04:56,817 --> 00:04:58,751 Day seized. 90 00:05:01,288 --> 00:05:06,316 Only when we stop stopping our lives can we begin to start starting them. 91 00:05:06,526 --> 00:05:08,357 Ms. Edison here, for example, 92 00:05:08,562 --> 00:05:11,656 would rather write what happens to other people than live 93 00:05:11,865 --> 00:05:13,264 what is happening to her. 94 00:05:13,467 --> 00:05:16,800 I thought there might be a quiz. Well, here's a quiz for you. 95 00:05:17,003 --> 00:05:19,938 Why did the pretty young girl die alone, 96 00:05:20,140 --> 00:05:21,937 surrounded by sweater-wearing cats 97 00:05:22,142 --> 00:05:23,973 who were trained to use human toilets? 98 00:05:25,679 --> 00:05:27,476 Get up on your desk. 99 00:05:29,316 --> 00:05:31,113 Come on, stand on your desk. 100 00:05:31,318 --> 00:05:32,615 Up on your desk. 101 00:05:33,386 --> 00:05:35,251 She made it. Ha-ha. 102 00:05:35,455 --> 00:05:37,446 Everyone, stand on your desks. 103 00:05:37,657 --> 00:05:39,181 Up, up, up. Come on. 104 00:05:39,392 --> 00:05:42,361 Rise, rise, rise above the programming. 105 00:05:42,562 --> 00:05:45,326 All your lives you were told don't stand on your desk. 106 00:05:45,532 --> 00:05:47,363 Well, why not? 107 00:05:50,570 --> 00:05:53,403 She's okay, go to the nurse, seize the day. 108 00:05:54,174 --> 00:05:57,007 You know, I was very moved by your honesty earlier. 109 00:05:58,111 --> 00:06:02,070 Particularly the part about, uh, your husband not being... 110 00:06:02,282 --> 00:06:04,182 Your homework. Ah. 111 00:06:04,384 --> 00:06:05,351 Oh. 112 00:06:05,552 --> 00:06:09,010 I want you to swim in a lake and tell 10 people that you love them. 113 00:06:10,757 --> 00:06:13,726 Mr. Winger, may I have a word, please? 114 00:06:14,261 --> 00:06:16,661 Are you okay? Oh. Oh, maybe, I'm not. 115 00:06:17,764 --> 00:06:20,665 Hi, Mr. Winger, I like to think that every life 116 00:06:20,867 --> 00:06:22,892 that passes through this class is changed. 117 00:06:23,103 --> 00:06:25,594 But every year, there's always one cocky opportunist 118 00:06:25,805 --> 00:06:27,864 who's just here to coast and grab an easy A. 119 00:06:28,074 --> 00:06:29,939 Oh, yeah. 120 00:06:30,143 --> 00:06:32,441 His name is Pierce, I can talk to him for you. 121 00:06:32,646 --> 00:06:34,511 It's actually you, Mr. Winger. 122 00:06:34,714 --> 00:06:36,944 You have no intention of seizing the day. 123 00:06:37,150 --> 00:06:41,052 What? Listen, l... I have never lived until I met you. 124 00:06:41,254 --> 00:06:45,020 L... I love you. There's one down, nine to go. 125 00:06:45,225 --> 00:06:47,090 Not that I need the grade or even want it. 126 00:06:47,294 --> 00:06:50,457 Well, glad to hear it, because if you don't genuinely seize the day 127 00:06:50,664 --> 00:06:52,097 before the end of the week, 128 00:06:52,299 --> 00:06:54,699 then you will be seizing an F for the semester. 129 00:06:58,171 --> 00:07:00,901 This is no way to teach accounting. 130 00:07:01,107 --> 00:07:05,441 I have to plan in advance how to prove that I live in the moment. 131 00:07:05,645 --> 00:07:08,842 I'd rather take an actual class, but now it's too late to drop or add. 132 00:07:09,049 --> 00:07:12,348 It is not fair how hard it is for you to cheat here. 133 00:07:13,353 --> 00:07:16,447 Hah! Hey, how's it going? How's your film class, buddy? 134 00:07:16,656 --> 00:07:18,624 It's cool. Our first assignment is a documentary. 135 00:07:18,825 --> 00:07:20,452 They're like real movies but with ugly people. 136 00:07:20,660 --> 00:07:22,594 I'm learning a lot. That is so wonderful. 137 00:07:22,796 --> 00:07:25,560 Some people don't like getting involved in others' lives. I think it's great. 138 00:07:25,765 --> 00:07:29,030 Hey, if you're making a documentary about Britta patting herself on the back, 139 00:07:29,235 --> 00:07:30,463 you're gonna need a backup battery. 140 00:07:30,670 --> 00:07:32,137 Actually, I'm doing a movie about my dad. 141 00:07:32,339 --> 00:07:35,308 That is brilliant. How did he react to you signing up for the film class? 142 00:07:35,508 --> 00:07:37,305 That part hasn't happened yet. Here he comes. 143 00:07:37,510 --> 00:07:40,343 Hey, you want to get involved in my family's business? 144 00:07:40,914 --> 00:07:42,381 Holy war. 145 00:07:42,582 --> 00:07:44,277 Where do I find Mr. Britta? 146 00:07:45,251 --> 00:07:46,309 I'm Mr. Britta. 147 00:07:46,519 --> 00:07:48,953 That's right, I'm a woman with rights. 148 00:07:49,155 --> 00:07:51,419 And you can see my whole face. 149 00:07:51,625 --> 00:07:55,152 Oh. I get it, because I'm Arab I must hate women. 150 00:07:55,362 --> 00:07:57,557 Let me tell you something. I love women. 151 00:07:57,764 --> 00:08:00,892 But I'm getting a major B-word vibe from you. 152 00:08:01,101 --> 00:08:03,797 Ow, I can't believe I missed out on getting involved in this. 153 00:08:04,004 --> 00:08:06,734 You go host American Idol, and you stop messing with my son. 154 00:08:06,940 --> 00:08:07,964 He is a special boy. 155 00:08:08,174 --> 00:08:10,142 I raise him. You don't. Raising him 156 00:08:10,343 --> 00:08:13,471 means letting him follow dreams. Dreams are for sleeping. 157 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:15,341 You don't know that. It's clinically proven. 158 00:08:15,548 --> 00:08:17,573 So is polio. You lost me. 159 00:08:17,784 --> 00:08:20,014 Abed wants to study film. 160 00:08:22,255 --> 00:08:24,189 What's he saying? He says we're leaving. 161 00:08:24,391 --> 00:08:26,120 Tell him you wanna stay and study film. 162 00:08:26,326 --> 00:08:28,385 I don't think I'm really in the scene. See? 163 00:08:28,595 --> 00:08:31,359 It's hard to talk to him before, now we have this between us. 164 00:08:31,564 --> 00:08:32,690 Let's go. Hey. Hey. 165 00:08:33,533 --> 00:08:34,522 Don't touch me. 166 00:08:34,734 --> 00:08:36,759 You... You don't touch me. Stop. 167 00:08:36,970 --> 00:08:40,701 Sir, you have a right to your faith and your family's privacy 168 00:08:40,907 --> 00:08:44,240 but Abed is an adult and a U.S. citizen. 169 00:08:45,111 --> 00:08:46,100 Right? Yeah. 170 00:08:46,312 --> 00:08:47,836 And he has the right to stay. 171 00:08:48,682 --> 00:08:50,047 Fine. 172 00:08:50,250 --> 00:08:53,413 You want to raise him? You raise him, I'm out. 173 00:08:53,620 --> 00:08:56,851 Wait, what? You know, I had a father like you. 174 00:08:57,057 --> 00:08:59,685 And the day I finally cut myself loose 175 00:08:59,893 --> 00:09:04,227 is the day I finally started being happy. 176 00:09:04,698 --> 00:09:06,393 That went well. 177 00:09:06,599 --> 00:09:08,089 I have to make some adjustments to my film. 178 00:09:08,301 --> 00:09:10,531 Jeff, I think you should play the role of my father. 179 00:09:10,970 --> 00:09:12,528 I don't want to be your father. It's perfect, 180 00:09:12,739 --> 00:09:14,434 you already know your lines. 181 00:09:22,082 --> 00:09:24,949 Why are you dressed like an '80s rapist? 182 00:09:25,151 --> 00:09:27,312 Professor Whitman comes by here every morning 183 00:09:27,520 --> 00:09:31,081 and I need him to see me celebrating life. 184 00:09:31,958 --> 00:09:35,416 What's all that? I am calculating Abed's expenses. 185 00:09:35,628 --> 00:09:38,654 You know, there's books, there's meals, he's renting that camera. 186 00:09:38,865 --> 00:09:42,130 He needs a little spending money. Um... All money is spending money. 187 00:09:42,335 --> 00:09:44,769 Oh. Um, Britta, it's amazing what you're doing for Abed. 188 00:09:44,971 --> 00:09:47,496 I mean a lot of people talk a good game, but you, 189 00:09:47,707 --> 00:09:49,538 you follow through. 190 00:09:49,809 --> 00:09:50,969 I love you. 191 00:09:51,177 --> 00:09:54,806 Shirley, thank you. Bet that doesn't happen to you a lot. 192 00:09:55,014 --> 00:09:56,982 It happened yesterday. Shirley's just doing her homework. 193 00:09:57,183 --> 00:09:59,674 Hillary, thank you for getting people coffee. 194 00:09:59,886 --> 00:10:01,547 I love you. 195 00:10:04,157 --> 00:10:07,820 Abed, how's it going, buddy? Good, my film is coming together. 196 00:10:08,027 --> 00:10:10,621 Cool tie, Jeff, are you wearing that because you're playing the role of my dad, 197 00:10:10,830 --> 00:10:11,956 or is it really Christmas? 198 00:10:12,165 --> 00:10:14,190 Definitely Christmas. Is that a new camera? 199 00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:17,028 Yeah. It's more expensive but it lets me adjust really specific settings 200 00:10:17,237 --> 00:10:19,171 that most people don't notice or think about. 201 00:10:19,372 --> 00:10:22,808 Hi, I would like a latte, and Jeff, let me get you something. 202 00:10:23,009 --> 00:10:24,772 I'm okay. Oh, come on, I got you. 203 00:10:24,978 --> 00:10:27,003 No, really, I don't need anything... No, really. You're insulting me. 204 00:10:27,213 --> 00:10:31,547 Look at all this cash. Okay. I will get a small, black coffee. 205 00:10:31,751 --> 00:10:35,278 Boo. An ordinary coffee for an ordinary life. 206 00:10:35,955 --> 00:10:38,355 Good morning, Professor Whitman. 207 00:10:39,125 --> 00:10:42,185 Sorry, Mr. Winger, these won't cut it. 208 00:10:42,962 --> 00:10:44,930 Shazbat. I shall have... 209 00:10:48,802 --> 00:10:50,861 A birthday cake. 210 00:10:59,679 --> 00:11:01,647 I've seen men in your situation, Troy. 211 00:11:02,649 --> 00:11:04,344 No, those are both for me. 212 00:11:05,051 --> 00:11:08,214 You were on top of the world before and now no one gives a rat's ass. 213 00:11:08,421 --> 00:11:10,355 I can help you with your image. 214 00:11:10,557 --> 00:11:13,526 First, I'd lose the jacket, you look like a high school bitch. 215 00:11:13,726 --> 00:11:15,694 But more importantly, it's your sneeze. 216 00:11:15,895 --> 00:11:20,161 When I was a CEO, I had an array of masculine sneezes 217 00:11:20,366 --> 00:11:22,334 that asserted dominance. 218 00:11:22,535 --> 00:11:26,904 Like the explosive shock-the-room-into-silence sneeze. 219 00:11:31,311 --> 00:11:34,769 Or, the draw them in sneeze, you know. 220 00:11:36,950 --> 00:11:40,977 You know, maybe I wouldn't sneeze, because I'm in control. 221 00:11:41,187 --> 00:11:43,417 You can even use a sneeze to drive home a point. 222 00:11:43,623 --> 00:11:46,558 Like, I think the Cubs are gonna win it all this year. 223 00:11:50,730 --> 00:11:52,027 What do you think? 224 00:11:53,466 --> 00:11:55,161 Tell me more. 225 00:12:04,944 --> 00:12:05,933 It's show time. 226 00:12:09,716 --> 00:12:11,047 Hey, everybody, good morning. 227 00:12:11,251 --> 00:12:14,049 Good morning, sir. Good morning, Greendale. 228 00:12:14,254 --> 00:12:16,051 Hi, good morning. 229 00:12:16,256 --> 00:12:18,156 Watch the kite. Uh-oh. 230 00:12:18,658 --> 00:12:20,250 Mind if I get a chance? Oh! 231 00:12:26,666 --> 00:12:28,497 Thanks, you guys, bring it in here. Nice. 232 00:12:28,701 --> 00:12:32,000 Thank you so much, you guys, that was really fun. 233 00:12:33,706 --> 00:12:35,003 Sloppy. 234 00:12:35,208 --> 00:12:37,699 Considering the age of these girls, unwittingly creepy. 235 00:12:37,911 --> 00:12:39,640 Damn it. 236 00:12:41,114 --> 00:12:44,743 Beat it. Professor. Will you look at the amount of work that I'm putting into this? 237 00:12:44,951 --> 00:12:46,248 I mean, throw me a bone. 238 00:12:46,452 --> 00:12:49,421 Had I not already cried at the sunrise this morning, 239 00:12:49,622 --> 00:12:51,613 I would be weeping right now. 240 00:12:51,824 --> 00:12:55,123 What does that mean? What do you mean, Jeff? 241 00:12:55,328 --> 00:12:57,023 What does your life mean? 242 00:12:57,230 --> 00:12:58,629 How long does it take you in the morning 243 00:12:58,831 --> 00:13:00,389 to make it look like you have bed-head? 244 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:02,727 How many sweatpants- sports jacket combos 245 00:13:02,936 --> 00:13:06,633 did you try before you found the one that said, "I don't care?" 246 00:13:06,839 --> 00:13:09,603 Seize the day, Jeff. For real. 247 00:13:09,809 --> 00:13:13,040 Go running naked in a hail storm. Kiss a girl in the middle of the day. 248 00:13:13,246 --> 00:13:15,407 Fly a kite, but do it for yourself. 249 00:13:15,615 --> 00:13:18,482 Or you won't just fail my class, 250 00:13:18,685 --> 00:13:20,084 you'll fail life. 251 00:13:27,126 --> 00:13:28,423 Thank you. 252 00:13:30,096 --> 00:13:32,758 That guy's really got your number. Drop the flower. 253 00:13:32,966 --> 00:13:34,456 I need to talk to you about Abed. 254 00:13:34,667 --> 00:13:37,534 I went by his film class today, he wasn't there, he's cutting. 255 00:13:37,737 --> 00:13:39,967 I wanna know why he would do something like that. 256 00:13:40,173 --> 00:13:42,607 Ask him. Every time I try to ask him about it, 257 00:13:42,809 --> 00:13:44,242 he just keeps filming me 258 00:13:44,444 --> 00:13:46,878 and telling me that I'm playing the role of his mother. 259 00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:49,674 Abed is not normal. 260 00:13:49,882 --> 00:13:51,008 That's what you bought 261 00:13:51,217 --> 00:13:54,209 when you intentionally tangled yourself in his life. 262 00:13:55,288 --> 00:13:57,813 Look, will you just... Will you please talk to him? 263 00:13:58,024 --> 00:14:00,515 I've got problems of my own. I'm out here trying to seize a day. 264 00:14:05,131 --> 00:14:06,894 What in the hell? 265 00:14:08,668 --> 00:14:10,659 Is he gonna kill us? 266 00:14:13,639 --> 00:14:16,073 Thanks for the pizza, Abed, I was starving. 267 00:14:16,275 --> 00:14:19,676 Yeah, it's nice, like a picnic. Or a family dinner. 268 00:14:19,879 --> 00:14:22,848 It's a study group and a pizza, let's not get carried away. 269 00:14:29,122 --> 00:14:31,454 So, Abed. 270 00:14:31,657 --> 00:14:33,488 How's film class? Good. 271 00:14:34,660 --> 00:14:36,685 Yeah. Did you go to class today? Not really. 272 00:14:36,896 --> 00:14:38,887 Not really. Well, Britta's paying for those classes, 273 00:14:39,098 --> 00:14:40,429 don't you think maybe you should go? 274 00:14:40,633 --> 00:14:43,227 I was shooting my movie. Your movie is for class. 275 00:14:43,436 --> 00:14:46,564 My movie's more important. La-la-la. 276 00:14:46,773 --> 00:14:48,707 Someone order seven lattes? I got that. 277 00:14:49,208 --> 00:14:52,200 No, You don't got it. I got it, Abed. 278 00:14:52,412 --> 00:14:54,141 I got everything. 279 00:14:54,347 --> 00:14:57,373 What is wrong with you, all I want to do is take care of you. 280 00:14:57,583 --> 00:15:00,177 I know you're not stupid, are you doing this on purpose? 281 00:15:03,456 --> 00:15:06,721 Why won't you answer me? This is the scene where you leave. 282 00:15:06,926 --> 00:15:10,384 You better believe it. Britta. 283 00:15:15,535 --> 00:15:19,596 What do you think, Dad? I think you are really weird, Abed. 284 00:15:20,106 --> 00:15:22,404 And I think the wrong person just left. 285 00:15:27,480 --> 00:15:28,572 Perfect. That's a wrap. 286 00:15:32,518 --> 00:15:33,883 That guy was your dad? 287 00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:39,488 Hey. Hey. 288 00:15:39,964 --> 00:15:42,644 You don't really have tickets for Ravi Shankar, do you? 289 00:15:42,667 --> 00:15:45,534 I lied to get you here because it's time to communicate. 290 00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:48,137 Communicate? Have you met Abed? 291 00:15:48,339 --> 00:15:50,307 It's not the two of you that need to talk. 292 00:15:50,508 --> 00:15:51,566 Hey, wait a minute, 293 00:15:51,776 --> 00:15:52,970 where's Weezer? They're coming. 294 00:15:53,645 --> 00:15:56,307 All right. Now, the only reason why this whole mess got started 295 00:15:56,514 --> 00:15:58,846 is because both of you wanted the best for Abed. 296 00:15:59,350 --> 00:16:01,875 And I think the lesson we can all take away from this 297 00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:05,522 is that everyone should always do whatever they want, 298 00:16:05,723 --> 00:16:07,884 and leave each other out of it. 299 00:16:09,327 --> 00:16:12,125 Is that your take? Let me give you mine. 300 00:16:12,330 --> 00:16:15,197 You and your pillow-lipped girlfriend got all up in my stuff 301 00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:17,891 because you wanted to be cowboys, and then you turned chicken 302 00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:20,696 when you found out it would take more than speeches 303 00:16:20,905 --> 00:16:22,133 and guided missiles. 304 00:16:22,340 --> 00:16:24,365 Interesting, I hadn't seen the Iraq metaphor. 305 00:16:24,575 --> 00:16:28,306 What Iraq metaphor? I'm talking about your speeches and her guided... 306 00:16:28,513 --> 00:16:31,539 Got it. The point is, is that Britta is sorry, right? 307 00:16:31,749 --> 00:16:32,977 Wrong. Crap. 308 00:16:33,184 --> 00:16:34,776 Abed may not be a great filmmaker 309 00:16:34,986 --> 00:16:37,079 but that doesn't mean that he wants to make falafel. 310 00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:39,085 You need to let him make his own decisions. 311 00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:42,589 Make his own decisions? Have you met Abed? You know who he is? 312 00:16:42,794 --> 00:16:43,886 You have no... Guys. 313 00:16:44,095 --> 00:16:46,495 You're stupid. I'm finished. 314 00:16:48,499 --> 00:16:50,023 Britta, Jeff, Dad. 315 00:16:55,106 --> 00:16:56,505 Dad. 316 00:17:13,725 --> 00:17:17,092 How's it going, buddy? I don't want to be your father. 317 00:17:21,599 --> 00:17:23,260 I think you are weird, Abed. 318 00:17:23,468 --> 00:17:25,595 Hey, look. I need to talk to you about Abed. 319 00:17:25,803 --> 00:17:27,202 He's not normal. 320 00:17:30,475 --> 00:17:33,467 What is wrong with you? All I want to do is take care of you. 321 00:17:35,113 --> 00:17:36,876 Why will you not answer me? 322 00:17:45,757 --> 00:17:47,816 What do you think, dad? 323 00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:50,220 I think you are weird, Abed. 324 00:17:50,828 --> 00:17:53,296 And I think the wrong person just left. 325 00:17:59,637 --> 00:18:01,400 It's not exactly Citizen Kane. 326 00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:29,559 I feel a little out of the loop here. 327 00:18:29,767 --> 00:18:31,860 That feeling is called the joy of freedom. 328 00:18:37,341 --> 00:18:38,865 My son is hard to understand. 329 00:18:40,044 --> 00:18:44,140 If making movies help him be understood, 330 00:18:44,816 --> 00:18:47,080 then I pay for the class. 331 00:18:54,859 --> 00:18:56,019 I made this all happen. 332 00:18:56,227 --> 00:18:58,991 With falafel as a fallback. 333 00:19:03,401 --> 00:19:04,732 Abed. Yeah? 334 00:19:05,303 --> 00:19:07,965 Did you do all of that to me on purpose? 335 00:19:09,373 --> 00:19:11,898 That's not a very nice way to treat your friends. 336 00:19:12,109 --> 00:19:15,135 Well, Britta, it isn't called friend business, 337 00:19:15,346 --> 00:19:17,337 it's called show business. 338 00:19:17,849 --> 00:19:21,785 He's smoking. Honey, let him leave the nest. 339 00:19:24,889 --> 00:19:27,289 Get your hand off of my knee. 340 00:19:34,565 --> 00:19:35,623 God... God bless you. 341 00:19:35,833 --> 00:19:38,802 God bless you. Thank you. 342 00:19:39,904 --> 00:19:42,805 For someone who doesn't like getting involved, well, 343 00:19:43,007 --> 00:19:44,668 I owe you. 344 00:19:44,876 --> 00:19:46,537 You owe me? 345 00:19:46,744 --> 00:19:49,235 That can not be comfortable for you. 346 00:19:49,447 --> 00:19:52,314 Hey, um... 347 00:19:52,516 --> 00:19:55,178 You should kiss me right now. 348 00:20:05,630 --> 00:20:07,655 Day seized! 349 00:20:07,865 --> 00:20:09,526 We're even. Ha-ha-ha. 350 00:20:10,134 --> 00:20:11,226 A plus, Winger. 351 00:20:11,435 --> 00:20:14,871 I know a life-changing kiss when I see one. Wowee! 352 00:20:18,476 --> 00:20:20,034 Yeah. 353 00:20:20,278 --> 00:20:22,143 Fooled you. 354 00:20:38,504 --> 00:20:39,596 Am I krumping? No. 355 00:20:39,805 --> 00:20:41,670 Am I krumping? Am I krumping? No. No. 356 00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:43,671 Am I krumping now? 357 00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:45,700 No. 358 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:48,672 This is krumping. 359 00:21:02,494 --> 00:21:05,827 We... We're krumping. No, you're not.