1 00:00:01,195 --> 00:00:03,409 Save Greendale Committee, please welcome 2 00:00:03,485 --> 00:00:07,077 our newest member, math teacher Ben Chang. 3 00:00:10,583 --> 00:00:12,384 Okay, let's get serious. 4 00:00:12,419 --> 00:00:14,286 I've compiled a short list 5 00:00:14,321 --> 00:00:16,255 of the most immediate Greendale emergencies. 6 00:00:16,289 --> 00:00:18,457 Is deforestation on the list? 7 00:00:18,491 --> 00:00:21,193 I, for one, am glad that this is happening. 8 00:00:21,227 --> 00:00:23,729 What this school needs is a band of heroes, 9 00:00:23,763 --> 00:00:25,864 champions willing to rise up 10 00:00:25,899 --> 00:00:29,234 and "get all those potatoes out of the gym." 11 00:00:29,269 --> 00:00:30,569 We're like House Vagadosh 12 00:00:30,603 --> 00:00:32,404 in the HBO original series Bloodlines of Conquest. 13 00:00:32,439 --> 00:00:34,773 Bloodlines of Conquest. That's my show right there. 14 00:00:34,808 --> 00:00:40,079 - That is a good show. - They really get the incest right. 15 00:00:40,113 --> 00:00:42,047 What the hell is Bloodlines of Conquest? 16 00:00:42,082 --> 00:00:43,482 It's a medieval fantasy series. 17 00:00:43,517 --> 00:00:45,485 It's based on these great books that nobody seems to read. It's great. 18 00:00:45,519 --> 00:00:48,014 It's got betrayal, boobs, espionage, dragons. 19 00:00:48,049 --> 00:00:49,722 Oh, wait, dragons? Is that a spoiler? 20 00:00:49,756 --> 00:00:51,323 I just started season one. 21 00:00:51,358 --> 00:00:53,826 I don't start watching shows until they're so popular 22 00:00:53,860 --> 00:00:55,861 that watching them is no longer a statement. 23 00:00:55,895 --> 00:00:57,129 So because you're three seasons behind, 24 00:00:57,163 --> 00:00:58,297 we have to live in a fantasy world 25 00:00:58,331 --> 00:00:59,732 where there's no such thing as dragons? 26 00:00:59,766 --> 00:01:02,417 Do we also have to pretend that Lord Stevarios is still alive? 27 00:01:02,452 --> 00:01:03,502 Thanks, Abed. 28 00:01:03,536 --> 00:01:05,671 How about I just buy all the Bloodlines of Conquest books, 29 00:01:05,705 --> 00:01:08,374 read ahead, and spoil the whole series for you? 30 00:01:08,408 --> 00:01:10,509 That's insane. That's something an insane person would do. 31 00:01:10,543 --> 00:01:13,112 Knuckleheads, focus. Item one, 32 00:01:13,146 --> 00:01:15,447 the Greendale student census is out of date. 33 00:01:15,482 --> 00:01:18,150 Britta, Abed, why don't you partner up on that one? 34 00:01:18,184 --> 00:01:20,452 Give you a chance to squash this beef. 35 00:01:20,487 --> 00:01:21,854 Next, the midterm dance is tonight. 36 00:01:21,888 --> 00:01:23,188 Who wants to be on the decorating committee? 37 00:01:23,223 --> 00:01:24,723 Mm. 38 00:01:24,758 --> 00:01:26,225 - Fine, I'll do it. - I'll do it. 39 00:01:26,259 --> 00:01:29,061 - I will be on that committee. - Me too. 40 00:01:29,096 --> 00:01:30,696 Are you guys volunteering 41 00:01:30,730 --> 00:01:32,131 because you think I'll do all the work? 42 00:01:32,165 --> 00:01:33,232 - I wouldn't. - No. Not at all. 43 00:01:33,266 --> 00:01:35,367 I don't care enough to lie, so no. 44 00:01:35,402 --> 00:01:39,338 I will reward that honesty by giving you something easy. 45 00:01:39,372 --> 00:01:42,608 A bulletin board fell down in the cafeteria a couple months ago. 46 00:01:42,642 --> 00:01:43,909 Think you can get it hung back up? 47 00:01:43,943 --> 00:01:45,477 - I'll give it a drive-by. - Great. 48 00:01:45,512 --> 00:01:48,213 We have now completed our first task, 49 00:01:48,248 --> 00:01:50,049 "Have a Productive Meeting!" 50 00:01:50,083 --> 00:01:56,021 For every task that we complete, a star goes on the task wall! 51 00:01:59,225 --> 00:02:01,119 ♪ Give me some rope ♪ 52 00:02:01,154 --> 00:02:02,753 ♪ Tie me to dream ♪ 53 00:02:02,788 --> 00:02:04,236 ♪ Give me the hope ♪ 54 00:02:04,271 --> 00:02:05,973 ♪ To run out of steam ♪ 55 00:02:06,008 --> 00:02:09,233 ♪ Somebody said it can be here ♪ 56 00:02:09,268 --> 00:02:13,161 ♪ We could be roped up, tied up, dead in a year ♪ 57 00:02:13,196 --> 00:02:17,515 ♪ I can't count the reasons I should stay ♪ 58 00:02:17,944 --> 00:02:21,880 ♪ One by one, they all just fade away ♪ 59 00:02:22,015 --> 00:02:25,316 Sync and corrected by Elderfel www.addic7ed.com 60 00:02:25,352 --> 00:02:30,255 Oh, yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah! 61 00:02:32,425 --> 00:02:35,494 Brince Ironstone's daughter is his mother! 62 00:02:37,397 --> 00:02:41,467 Brince Ironstone's daughter is his mother! 63 00:02:43,803 --> 00:02:46,405 Hi there. 64 00:03:01,588 --> 00:03:02,788 What can I do for you? 65 00:03:02,822 --> 00:03:04,356 Can you get me a drill, a couple of screws, 66 00:03:04,391 --> 00:03:05,991 - and a bulletin board? - No, I cannot. 67 00:03:06,026 --> 00:03:07,526 Okay, I tried. Bye. 68 00:03:07,561 --> 00:03:08,861 You wanna hang a bulletin board, 69 00:03:08,895 --> 00:03:10,229 you need to get a work order from the head janitor. 70 00:03:10,263 --> 00:03:11,797 They get more powerful than you? 71 00:03:11,831 --> 00:03:13,767 Hello, I'm taking the school census. 72 00:03:13,802 --> 00:03:15,939 Please fill out this form, but don't talk to me. I can't hear. 73 00:03:17,575 --> 00:03:19,905 Are you deaf? But you read lips? 74 00:03:19,940 --> 00:03:22,841 Barbagarbagarba garbabarbabarba? 75 00:03:22,876 --> 00:03:25,075 That was gibberish. You're good. 76 00:03:26,277 --> 00:03:28,184 I wish I knew sign language. 77 00:03:31,251 --> 00:03:34,219 Are you going to have another intense burst of compatibility 78 00:03:34,254 --> 00:03:35,754 with a girl we never see again? 79 00:03:35,789 --> 00:03:36,974 I can't hear you. 80 00:03:39,893 --> 00:03:43,462 The midterm dance will need a visual theme, 81 00:03:43,496 --> 00:03:46,832 like "let's blow off steam," and it's trains. 82 00:03:46,867 --> 00:03:49,301 - I have an idea. - Chang, your last idea was to murder. 83 00:03:49,336 --> 00:03:52,371 - Edison. The bulletin board's a no-go. - Really? 84 00:03:52,405 --> 00:03:57,042 So you did your best, and this task just... 85 00:03:57,077 --> 00:03:58,310 eludes you? 86 00:03:58,345 --> 00:04:00,412 I have a lifetime of experience with red tape. 87 00:04:00,447 --> 00:04:01,847 I know when to walk away. 88 00:04:01,882 --> 00:04:04,250 - Yeah, you do. - Hey, Edison. 89 00:04:04,284 --> 00:04:05,551 The system is lazy. 90 00:04:05,585 --> 00:04:07,886 I have integrity, too much to deal with any of it. 91 00:04:07,921 --> 00:04:11,123 - I'll do it myself. - And I would love to watch you try. 92 00:04:11,157 --> 00:04:13,525 Okay. I am on bulletin board duty. 93 00:04:13,560 --> 00:04:15,828 You guys are in charge of the dance. 94 00:04:21,768 --> 00:04:23,869 Oh, Professor Pushpin! 95 00:04:23,903 --> 00:04:26,672 Jerry, Carlo, Crazy Schmidt. I'm Annie. 96 00:04:26,706 --> 00:04:28,340 - You learned our names. - I did. 97 00:04:28,375 --> 00:04:30,976 Crazy Schmidt, how are C.J.'s clarinet lessons going? 98 00:04:31,011 --> 00:04:33,012 Whoa. 99 00:04:33,046 --> 00:04:34,647 Well, she's having a little trouble 100 00:04:34,681 --> 00:04:36,915 with his left finger lifts, but she's getting there. 101 00:04:36,950 --> 00:04:39,852 Annie, do you want that bulletin board hung up? 102 00:04:39,886 --> 00:04:42,521 Let me put in a work order for you. 103 00:04:44,758 --> 00:04:46,225 There you go. 104 00:04:46,259 --> 00:04:49,228 That should happen in three to six business months. 105 00:04:50,397 --> 00:04:53,098 Any way we could bump that up a little, 106 00:04:53,133 --> 00:04:54,566 so it's somewhere above... 107 00:04:54,601 --> 00:04:56,302 "Lower flag for Reagan's death?" 108 00:04:56,336 --> 00:04:58,404 You gotta talk to a custodian for that, we're janitors. 109 00:04:58,438 --> 00:04:59,505 There's a difference? 110 00:04:59,539 --> 00:05:02,341 We were just starting to like you. 111 00:05:02,375 --> 00:05:03,609 Had enough? 112 00:05:03,643 --> 00:05:05,010 I'm just getting started. 113 00:05:05,045 --> 00:05:06,879 What was your stumbling block, being nice? 114 00:05:06,913 --> 00:05:08,681 Look, I admire your idealism, 115 00:05:08,715 --> 00:05:11,317 but my guess is that you will be crying uncle 116 00:05:11,351 --> 00:05:14,219 before that board ever goes up. 117 00:05:14,254 --> 00:05:16,422 Game on, baby. 118 00:05:22,062 --> 00:05:24,029 Come on, come on, come on. 119 00:05:27,467 --> 00:05:30,035 What? God. 120 00:05:32,934 --> 00:05:34,773 This isn't over! 121 00:05:39,497 --> 00:05:40,568 Here we go. 122 00:05:40,570 --> 00:05:43,281 You wanted to get dirty. This is where it starts. 123 00:05:46,903 --> 00:05:48,904 Deputy Custodian Lapari, 124 00:05:48,938 --> 00:05:50,872 Annie Edison from the Save Greendale Committee, 125 00:05:50,907 --> 00:05:52,174 how's your daughter's soccer... 126 00:05:52,208 --> 00:05:53,475 I'm sorry, this is a closed function. 127 00:05:53,509 --> 00:05:55,544 We do not discuss business at custodial mixers. 128 00:05:55,578 --> 00:05:57,179 But your daughter, soccer. 129 00:05:57,213 --> 00:05:58,547 Daughter, soccer. Yes, thanks for coming. 130 00:05:58,581 --> 00:06:02,217 Hey, get a load of that wood burnt sign. 131 00:06:02,252 --> 00:06:05,454 Did Mr. Whitney in woodshop make that for you guys? 132 00:06:05,488 --> 00:06:06,722 Yes, that is a Whitney original. 133 00:06:06,756 --> 00:06:09,658 Oh! You know, I noticed that Whitney's bathroom 134 00:06:09,692 --> 00:06:11,326 has this amazing toilet. 135 00:06:11,361 --> 00:06:13,929 Flushes like a DC-10 turbine. 136 00:06:13,963 --> 00:06:16,532 Probably exceeds code, 137 00:06:16,566 --> 00:06:20,102 but what's wrong with a little friendship between departments? 138 00:06:20,136 --> 00:06:23,038 Now how can our committee be your friend? 139 00:06:25,875 --> 00:06:27,142 Bob? 140 00:06:27,177 --> 00:06:28,677 Excuse me. 141 00:06:28,711 --> 00:06:31,980 Chief Custodian Bob Waite, Buzz Hickey, Annie Edison. 142 00:06:32,015 --> 00:06:34,883 Hickey and Edison, something in the job queue... 143 00:06:34,918 --> 00:06:36,485 Bulletin board. 144 00:06:36,519 --> 00:06:38,153 Yeah, we were hoping to get that up... 145 00:06:38,187 --> 00:06:39,922 Let's take a walk. 146 00:06:39,956 --> 00:06:41,657 That's quite a spread, Bob. I'm impressed. 147 00:06:41,691 --> 00:06:43,025 Well, it's election time. 148 00:06:43,059 --> 00:06:44,426 If I don't break out the fancy sausages, 149 00:06:44,460 --> 00:06:46,161 my ass goes in the grinder next January. 150 00:06:46,196 --> 00:06:48,797 Keeping my people happy, it's an uphill battle. 151 00:06:48,831 --> 00:06:51,767 For example, look at this. 152 00:06:51,801 --> 00:06:57,139 A lot of the websites we try and visit get blocked by this weird filter thing. 153 00:06:57,173 --> 00:06:59,675 Now let's say I wanted to move a work order for a bulletin board 154 00:06:59,709 --> 00:07:01,610 from the bottom of the queue to the top. 155 00:07:01,644 --> 00:07:06,115 Now how can I do that when I'm dealing with this? 156 00:07:07,784 --> 00:07:09,351 They want their porn unblocked. 157 00:07:09,385 --> 00:07:11,119 Then they'll give you your board. 158 00:07:11,154 --> 00:07:12,988 That's what that was? How did you know? 159 00:07:13,022 --> 00:07:15,023 Did you investigate pornography when you were a cop? 160 00:07:15,058 --> 00:07:17,659 - Eh, something like that. - So he wants a bribe. 161 00:07:17,694 --> 00:07:19,695 Welcome to the labyrinth, kid. 162 00:07:19,729 --> 00:07:22,998 Only there ain't no puppets or bisexual rock stars down here. 163 00:07:23,032 --> 00:07:25,801 And at the center of it all, if you're lucky, 164 00:07:25,835 --> 00:07:27,769 a piece of cork and a few pins. 165 00:07:27,804 --> 00:07:29,204 So what, is it worth it? 166 00:07:29,239 --> 00:07:31,473 Is that what a bulletin board is to you, Professor? 167 00:07:31,508 --> 00:07:32,808 A piece of cork? 168 00:07:32,842 --> 00:07:34,743 That's not what it is to people that lose their pets, 169 00:07:34,777 --> 00:07:36,178 people that need rides, 170 00:07:36,212 --> 00:07:39,147 people whose bad bands need bad bass players. 171 00:07:39,182 --> 00:07:42,518 To them, every pushpin has the power to change the future. 172 00:07:42,552 --> 00:07:45,320 So yes, Professor, it's worth it. 173 00:07:45,355 --> 00:07:48,524 I know a lady in the I.T. Department. 174 00:08:10,147 --> 00:08:12,314 Okay, I'll put some food on the tables, 175 00:08:12,348 --> 00:08:16,218 we'll lower the lights, and that's a midterm dance. 176 00:08:16,252 --> 00:08:20,055 I guess it could use a little something theme-wise. 177 00:08:20,089 --> 00:08:23,225 I have an idea. 178 00:08:25,228 --> 00:08:28,397 "Bear Down for Midterms." 179 00:08:29,799 --> 00:08:33,235 - What? - "Bear Down for Midterms." 180 00:08:33,269 --> 00:08:36,538 You can't just repeat it. You need to explain yourself. 181 00:08:36,573 --> 00:08:38,507 It's midterm time. 182 00:08:38,541 --> 00:08:41,343 - Mm-hmm. - People have to bear down, 183 00:08:41,377 --> 00:08:43,245 study hard, get to work. 184 00:08:43,279 --> 00:08:46,582 It's "Bear Down for Midterms." 185 00:08:46,616 --> 00:08:47,649 Is there a dot I'm not connecting? 186 00:08:47,684 --> 00:08:49,418 - Uh-uh. - It's a play on words. 187 00:08:49,452 --> 00:08:52,554 - "Bear down" is an expression. - I know the expression, Chang. 188 00:08:52,589 --> 00:08:54,857 "Fly on the wall" is an expression, 189 00:08:54,891 --> 00:08:58,260 but if I want to pitch "Fly on the Wall for Midterms," 190 00:08:58,294 --> 00:09:00,796 you might ask, "What do you mean?" 191 00:09:03,500 --> 00:09:06,902 Chang? Are you crying? 192 00:09:06,936 --> 00:09:09,104 I understand I've been crazy in the past, 193 00:09:09,138 --> 00:09:11,974 but...that doesn't make it any less frustrating 194 00:09:12,008 --> 00:09:13,909 to be completely dismissed like this. 195 00:09:13,943 --> 00:09:16,378 I don't know if you guys even see me as human anymore. 196 00:09:16,412 --> 00:09:18,547 I don't know if it's like a joke to you. 197 00:09:18,581 --> 00:09:20,985 Are all Asian men like a joke? If it's like a racial thing. 198 00:09:21,020 --> 00:09:22,184 No! No! 199 00:09:22,218 --> 00:09:24,319 I've paid for my crimes. 200 00:09:24,354 --> 00:09:29,024 Underneath all the craziness, I am still a human, and I... 201 00:09:29,058 --> 00:09:32,594 I do want to make a difference and... 202 00:09:32,629 --> 00:09:35,597 Can you respect that? Please? 203 00:09:36,866 --> 00:09:39,101 Chang... 204 00:09:39,135 --> 00:09:40,335 What can we do here? 205 00:09:40,370 --> 00:09:42,538 Bear Down for Midterms. 206 00:09:42,572 --> 00:09:44,106 - Okay. - Okay, well... 207 00:09:44,140 --> 00:09:46,642 We'll...put up some bear things? 208 00:09:46,676 --> 00:09:49,711 We'll bear down. For midterms. 209 00:09:49,746 --> 00:09:50,879 Okay. 210 00:09:50,914 --> 00:09:54,183 You want me to lift web restrictions solely for custodial? 211 00:09:54,217 --> 00:09:57,352 They need to have full access, so they can research, um... 212 00:09:57,387 --> 00:09:58,620 custodian stuff. 213 00:09:58,655 --> 00:10:01,123 If the filter is mistakenly blocking a site, 214 00:10:01,157 --> 00:10:03,358 they just need to submit the url, and I can... 215 00:10:03,393 --> 00:10:05,661 - Okay, what do you want? - Excuse me? 216 00:10:05,695 --> 00:10:08,330 Tell us what we can do for you so that you can do this for us. 217 00:10:08,364 --> 00:10:09,898 Oh. Cool. 218 00:10:09,933 --> 00:10:11,567 I... I didn't know it could work that way. 219 00:10:11,601 --> 00:10:13,435 I guess I could use decent parking. 220 00:10:13,470 --> 00:10:15,571 Right now they make me park in Annex B. 221 00:10:15,605 --> 00:10:17,840 Like a... 222 00:10:17,874 --> 00:10:19,007 lunch lady. 223 00:10:19,042 --> 00:10:20,943 Our committee can talk to parking. 224 00:10:20,977 --> 00:10:22,177 But, Debra, let's be clear. 225 00:10:22,212 --> 00:10:24,012 I want everything to get through that porn blocker. 226 00:10:24,047 --> 00:10:27,950 - What do you mean everything? - Everything! 227 00:10:27,984 --> 00:10:31,387 Understood. 228 00:10:32,522 --> 00:10:34,957 I'm very happy right now. 229 00:10:34,991 --> 00:10:36,859 - So just bears everywhere? - Yep. 230 00:10:36,893 --> 00:10:40,662 And then we'll have some cakes, party hats, 231 00:10:40,697 --> 00:10:41,997 birthday stuff! 232 00:10:42,031 --> 00:10:44,132 This is coming together better than I thought. 233 00:10:44,167 --> 00:10:46,435 I'm sorry, birthday stuff? 234 00:10:46,469 --> 00:10:48,237 - Yes, Duncan. - Okay, I'm sorry. 235 00:10:48,271 --> 00:10:50,239 Birthday stuff. 236 00:10:50,273 --> 00:10:52,174 Well, I've been sad to see that bulletin board down 237 00:10:52,208 --> 00:10:54,409 in the cafeteria for so long. 238 00:10:54,444 --> 00:10:56,211 I've always had a passion for bulletins. 239 00:10:56,246 --> 00:10:57,713 If parking for the I.T. guy 240 00:10:57,747 --> 00:11:00,249 puts that board back where it belongs, 241 00:11:00,283 --> 00:11:01,483 I won't stand in the way. 242 00:11:01,517 --> 00:11:04,319 You know what you need... speaking as a fan of bulletins... 243 00:11:04,354 --> 00:11:07,022 you need to have the Dean appoint someone to oversee them, 244 00:11:07,056 --> 00:11:09,825 to make sure bulletins stay organized and protected. 245 00:11:09,859 --> 00:11:11,226 I'll do it. We could look into that. 246 00:11:11,261 --> 00:11:14,229 Well, not to be that guy, but, uh... 247 00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:19,268 You think you could look into that before I do this for you? 248 00:11:19,302 --> 00:11:20,802 You want to control all the bulletin boards 249 00:11:20,837 --> 00:11:22,004 in the school...why? 250 00:11:22,038 --> 00:11:24,440 You might want to start talking turkey, Waldron, 251 00:11:24,474 --> 00:11:26,175 because the Macy's parade is almost over, 252 00:11:26,209 --> 00:11:27,676 and grandma's getting drunk. 253 00:11:27,710 --> 00:11:29,878 Do you know where my department's power comes from, Miss Edison? 254 00:11:29,913 --> 00:11:31,980 - Parking spaces. - Wrong. 255 00:11:32,015 --> 00:11:34,449 There was plenty of space to park in dinosaur times, 256 00:11:34,484 --> 00:11:37,019 but not one single parking department. 257 00:11:37,053 --> 00:11:39,555 My power comes from a scarcity of parking, 258 00:11:39,589 --> 00:11:42,191 just like your dad's comes from a lack of hugs. 259 00:11:42,225 --> 00:11:43,759 And you know what takes my power away? 260 00:11:43,793 --> 00:11:45,093 Carpools. 261 00:11:45,128 --> 00:11:47,996 Carpools organized through ride shares. 262 00:11:48,031 --> 00:11:50,455 Ride shares posted on bulletin boards. 263 00:11:50,467 --> 00:11:53,902 You can take the books off your head because we're done posturing. 264 00:11:53,937 --> 00:11:56,271 You want me to talk turkey, well, gobble gobble. 265 00:11:56,306 --> 00:11:58,073 I want ride shares gone. 266 00:11:58,108 --> 00:12:00,742 - Let's get out of here. - All right. 267 00:12:00,777 --> 00:12:04,413 - What? - I'll talk to the Dean. 268 00:12:16,659 --> 00:12:19,795 I must say, I don't know what we did, but we sure did the hell out of it. 269 00:12:19,829 --> 00:12:22,664 I guess the key to dance decoration is just pick an idea. 270 00:12:22,699 --> 00:12:25,300 And then bear down. Right, buddy? 271 00:12:25,335 --> 00:12:26,568 Here are your sodas. 272 00:12:26,603 --> 00:12:28,537 Oh...my God. 273 00:12:28,571 --> 00:12:30,706 - Yeah, pretty great. - Yeah. Bear down, baby. 274 00:12:30,740 --> 00:12:34,109 Too soon, you guys. This is way too soon. 275 00:12:34,144 --> 00:12:36,044 - Too soon for wha... - Too soon for this! 276 00:12:36,079 --> 00:12:38,881 After this morning in Wisconsin? 277 00:12:38,915 --> 00:12:40,716 Bear breaks loose at a kid's birthday party, 278 00:12:40,750 --> 00:12:41,750 mauls a whole bunch of people? 279 00:12:41,784 --> 00:12:43,018 Why am I explaining this 280 00:12:43,052 --> 00:12:47,155 when this is obviously a ghoulish reference to it? 281 00:12:47,190 --> 00:12:49,324 The news has been covering it all morning! 282 00:12:52,862 --> 00:12:55,164 That where I got the idea. 283 00:12:55,198 --> 00:12:56,732 You know how sometimes you hear something 284 00:12:56,766 --> 00:12:58,000 and forget you heard it, 285 00:12:58,034 --> 00:12:59,268 but you think you came up with... 286 00:12:59,302 --> 00:13:00,769 Oh, man. This is bad. 287 00:13:00,803 --> 00:13:03,939 We're in crisis mode now. 288 00:13:03,973 --> 00:13:06,508 We really messed up, you guys. 289 00:13:06,543 --> 00:13:09,978 An office of bulletin board oversight. 290 00:13:10,013 --> 00:13:11,580 Ah, what a novel idea. 291 00:13:11,614 --> 00:13:13,081 I'm gonna fill out this form right away. 292 00:13:13,116 --> 00:13:15,417 But first, a toast. 293 00:13:15,451 --> 00:13:17,119 To hanging a bulletin board... 294 00:13:17,153 --> 00:13:20,255 Easy peasy, lemon squeezy. 295 00:13:20,290 --> 00:13:23,292 Uh, first time toasting? Get in here, buddy. 296 00:13:23,326 --> 00:13:25,594 Easy peasy, lemon squeezy. 297 00:13:25,628 --> 00:13:26,862 I'm not saying that. 298 00:13:26,896 --> 00:13:30,966 Ah, well, I hate to be that guy, 299 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,968 but I'm not signing this form 300 00:13:33,002 --> 00:13:37,172 until Professor Hickey says "Easy peasy, lemon squeezy." 301 00:13:37,207 --> 00:13:39,641 Damn it, Annie. Don't do this. 302 00:13:39,676 --> 00:13:41,977 Whatever you've got in your butt, 303 00:13:42,011 --> 00:13:43,345 can we get it out later? 304 00:13:43,379 --> 00:13:45,747 When, after he signs it? After it's all too late? 305 00:13:45,782 --> 00:13:48,517 - Annie? - You petty old man. 306 00:13:48,551 --> 00:13:50,018 When we started this, 307 00:13:50,053 --> 00:13:52,087 I thought you'd get a taste of the system and spit it out, 308 00:13:52,122 --> 00:13:54,256 not open a bottling plant. 309 00:13:54,290 --> 00:13:56,325 You're just like all the people that... 310 00:13:56,359 --> 00:13:58,327 What? The people that put you here? 311 00:13:58,361 --> 00:14:01,797 The people in the big machine that made you fail? 312 00:14:01,831 --> 00:14:03,599 You went from being a cop 313 00:14:03,633 --> 00:14:06,335 to teaching criminology because of the system, right? 314 00:14:06,369 --> 00:14:07,836 Unfortunately for Greendale, 315 00:14:07,871 --> 00:14:09,838 you have to prove it by getting nothing done. 316 00:14:09,873 --> 00:14:11,573 Well, here's a bulletin for you... 317 00:14:11,608 --> 00:14:14,776 "Annie Edison doesn't get nothing done." 318 00:14:14,811 --> 00:14:15,944 Yow. 319 00:14:15,979 --> 00:14:17,780 And where should I put that bulletin, Edison, 320 00:14:17,814 --> 00:14:20,783 on a sham piece of cork controlled by a parking guy 321 00:14:20,817 --> 00:14:24,052 that lights his cigars on student ride shares? 322 00:14:24,087 --> 00:14:27,523 My God, Annie. 323 00:14:27,557 --> 00:14:29,591 What kind of labyrinth have you created? 324 00:14:29,626 --> 00:14:32,828 Certainly not the magic kind with puppets and macho rock stars. 325 00:14:32,862 --> 00:14:34,329 You whored yourself out, kid. 326 00:14:34,364 --> 00:14:36,365 You wanted that board so bad 327 00:14:36,399 --> 00:14:38,467 that you made every board on campus worthless, 328 00:14:38,501 --> 00:14:43,505 and in doing so made the school just a shade dirtier. 329 00:14:43,540 --> 00:14:45,974 I thought better of you, young lady. 330 00:14:46,009 --> 00:14:49,545 Oh, man. This got Sorkin-y. 331 00:14:49,579 --> 00:14:52,614 Yeah, well, I didn't think anything in particular of you, 332 00:14:52,649 --> 00:14:56,185 and now I see why! 333 00:14:56,219 --> 00:15:00,656 Okay, I didn't follow most of that, but it feels like I ought to do this. 334 00:15:00,690 --> 00:15:01,924 Hmm? 335 00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:09,621 Oh, hey, Annie. 336 00:15:09,656 --> 00:15:11,337 Um... What do you think? 337 00:15:11,371 --> 00:15:13,973 "Fat Dog for Midterms"? 338 00:15:14,007 --> 00:15:15,341 - Yeah! - Pretty cool. 339 00:15:15,375 --> 00:15:17,509 - I don't understand. - It's an expression. 340 00:15:17,544 --> 00:15:18,677 "Fat Dog for Midterm." 341 00:15:18,712 --> 00:15:20,479 Like, don't sweat it, fat dog it. 342 00:15:20,513 --> 00:15:23,415 Hang out, relax, like a fat dog. Bah! 343 00:15:23,450 --> 00:15:24,717 You can look it up on Wikipedia. 344 00:15:24,751 --> 00:15:26,518 - There's an entry in there. - Yep. 345 00:15:26,553 --> 00:15:28,620 I never...uh...okay. 346 00:15:28,655 --> 00:15:31,657 I just... I feel like I'm missing... 347 00:15:31,691 --> 00:15:33,125 You know, Annie, um... 348 00:15:33,159 --> 00:15:37,096 Sometimes it feels like you don't take us seriously. 349 00:15:37,130 --> 00:15:38,197 Aww. 350 00:15:38,231 --> 00:15:40,265 Yeah, I guess we bring it on ourselves, but it's still pretty frustrating. 351 00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:42,234 Annie, is this a race thing? 352 00:15:42,268 --> 00:15:44,970 - Race! - No! God, no! 353 00:15:45,005 --> 00:15:46,505 You guys! 354 00:15:46,539 --> 00:15:48,140 I accept that it's an expression, 355 00:15:48,174 --> 00:15:49,942 but I don't see the connection to... 356 00:15:49,976 --> 00:15:52,511 You're overthinking, Annie. It's decorating. 357 00:15:52,545 --> 00:15:55,114 Just pick an idea and bear down on it. 358 00:15:55,148 --> 00:15:57,583 Um, really poor choice of words, Ben... Too soon. 359 00:15:57,617 --> 00:15:58,951 But you guys are right. 360 00:15:58,985 --> 00:16:01,553 I'm sorry. I've had a really hard day. 361 00:16:01,588 --> 00:16:03,422 I need to just... 362 00:16:03,456 --> 00:16:05,691 fat dog this concept. 363 00:16:05,725 --> 00:16:08,327 - Fat dog! - Fat dog it, baby! 364 00:16:43,797 --> 00:16:45,664 Thank you. 365 00:16:47,233 --> 00:16:50,615 I'm sorry, Abed, but to the spoiler goes the victory. 366 00:16:50,650 --> 00:16:51,737 But I really liked her. 367 00:16:51,771 --> 00:16:54,020 She probably likes you too, but she also likes cash. 368 00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:55,874 I'm devastated. 369 00:16:55,909 --> 00:16:58,811 Now I feel bad. But... 370 00:16:58,845 --> 00:17:00,813 You learned a lesson, 371 00:17:00,847 --> 00:17:05,517 and I gave a differently abled person a job. 372 00:17:05,552 --> 00:17:08,387 Oh, no, now I really feel bad. Wait, no. Come back! 373 00:17:08,421 --> 00:17:10,689 Let's be fat dogs about this. 374 00:17:16,496 --> 00:17:19,331 Hello. What happened to you? 375 00:17:19,366 --> 00:17:22,552 - Nothing. You never called. - I'm sorry. 376 00:17:22,587 --> 00:17:24,378 That was the year of the gas leak, 377 00:17:24,413 --> 00:17:26,206 but I won't use that as an excuse. 378 00:17:26,241 --> 00:17:28,775 I can be inconsiderate and a lot of other things. 379 00:17:28,810 --> 00:17:30,296 Me too. 380 00:17:30,331 --> 00:17:32,297 I guess I could've put in some effort. 381 00:17:32,332 --> 00:17:33,895 Would you like to go to lunch sometime? 382 00:17:33,930 --> 00:17:37,659 No, I'd like to go to dinner. Now. 383 00:17:37,694 --> 00:17:39,177 I can do that. 384 00:17:39,212 --> 00:17:42,093 I started this coat check without permission anyway. 385 00:17:54,701 --> 00:17:58,270 ♪ I could feel at the time ♪ 386 00:17:58,304 --> 00:18:02,507 ♪ There was no way of knowing ♪ 387 00:18:02,542 --> 00:18:05,978 ♪ Fallen leaves in the night ♪ 388 00:18:06,012 --> 00:18:10,816 ♪ Who can say where they're blowing ♪ 389 00:18:10,850 --> 00:18:14,553 ♪ As free as the wind ♪ 390 00:18:14,587 --> 00:18:17,322 ♪ Hopefully learning ♪ 391 00:18:17,357 --> 00:18:21,426 ♪ Why the sea on the tide ♪ 392 00:18:21,461 --> 00:18:24,396 ♪ Has no way of turning ♪ 393 00:18:28,168 --> 00:18:31,003 ♪ More than this ♪ 394 00:18:31,037 --> 00:18:35,474 ♪ You know there's nothing ♪ 395 00:18:35,508 --> 00:18:36,575 ♪ More than this ♪ 396 00:18:51,991 --> 00:18:55,527 Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me. 397 00:18:55,561 --> 00:18:57,162 Excuse me! 398 00:19:14,147 --> 00:19:16,615 All right, all right! Enough! 399 00:19:20,353 --> 00:19:25,090 Let's go. 400 00:19:29,729 --> 00:19:32,898 - Thanks. - Thanks. 401 00:19:34,867 --> 00:19:36,635 Let's do it again! 402 00:19:36,669 --> 00:19:38,070 ♪ There's a brand-new dance ♪ 403 00:19:38,104 --> 00:19:39,471 ♪ Based on an old phrase ♪ 404 00:19:39,505 --> 00:19:41,373 ♪ It's called the fat dog, and it will amaze ♪ 405 00:19:41,407 --> 00:19:43,942 ♪ You've heard this expression your entire life ♪ 406 00:19:43,977 --> 00:19:46,078 ♪ It's not made up, it's not made up ♪ 407 00:19:46,112 --> 00:19:48,680 ♪ There's a brand-new dance based on an old phrase ♪ 408 00:19:48,715 --> 00:19:50,916 ♪ It's called the fat dog, and it will amaze ♪ 409 00:19:50,950 --> 00:19:52,317 ♪ You've heard this expression ♪ 410 00:19:52,352 --> 00:19:55,287 It's a bear dance! 411 00:20:10,010 --> 00:20:12,678 You've reached Greendale Faculty Office Supply. 412 00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:15,014 For pencils, pens, and markers, press one. 413 00:20:15,016 --> 00:20:17,183 For tape, glue, and adhesives, press two. 414 00:20:17,185 --> 00:20:19,718 For staples, paper clips, and fasteners, press three. 415 00:20:19,788 --> 00:20:22,603 For Marigold, press four. 416 00:20:24,859 --> 00:20:27,226 Marigold. 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