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♪ We're gonna fly to screw
each morning ♪

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♪ we're gonna smile
the entire time ♪

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♪ we're gonna be more happy ♪

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♪ we're gonna finally be fine ♪

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♪ we're gonna get more calm
and normal ♪

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♪ we're gonna fix
our state of mind ♪

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♪ we're gonna be less crazy ♪

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♪ we're gonna finally
be fine ♪

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♪ we're gonna stand holding
hands in a brand new land ♪

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♪ far away
from the borderline ♪

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♪ we're gonna seem like
a mainstream dream ♪

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♪ and be appealing
to all mankind ♪

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♪ we're gonna have more fun
and be less weird ♪

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♪ than the first two years
combined ♪

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♪ and we're gonna
live forever ♪

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♪ and we're gonna sleep
together ♪

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♪ and we're gonna finally
be sunny and shinily ♪

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♪ we're gonna finally be fine ♪

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Jeff. Jeff?

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Oh, sorry.
Uh, what was the question?

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What are we gonna do
without Pierce

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in the study group this year?

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I'm sure we'll figure it out.

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Speaking of figuring
things out,

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me and Abed
have an announcement.

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Troy and I are living together.

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- Oh, that's--
- Oh, that's nice.

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If you want to get us a gift,

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we're registered
at linens 'n things.

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We have plenty of linens.
We mainly want the things.

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How you like me now, bitches?

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Dean, you seem different.

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Are you in a play right now?

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Over the summer,
I decided it's time

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to whip this place into shape.

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I'm gonna be a mean, lean,
deaning machine.

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No more paintball,
no more spaceships,

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no more trampolines,
and no more--

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What is that?

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It's probably the monkey
that lives in the vents.

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I named him "Annie's boobs,"
after Annie's boobs.

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See, this is the kind of
national lampoonery

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that is coming
to an end this year.

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Homie don't dean this.

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Okay, guys,
let's get to biology on time.

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I don't want to be
a screwup this year.

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Uh, Britta.

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Damn it.

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We're really doing this
without Pierce?

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So sad.

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Yeah, we have parted ways
with our closest,

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oldest, craziest,
most racist, oldest,

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elderly, crazy friend,
and he's not coming back.

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I'm back.

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How was your summer?

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Enlightful, Annie.

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I underwent three months
of intensive soul-rezoning

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at the laser lotus
celebrity center.

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I stand before you a more
highly evolved Pierce Hawthorne,

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one that can accept
that this table has a--

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has a sort of magic in it.

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Aww.

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And I'd like to come back.

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- Yeah.
- Damn it!

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Oh, uh, sorry.

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I just had
the frustrating realization

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that you can't come back
to the group,

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because you're not in biology
and it's all filled up.

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Well, couldn't we take
something else?

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I mean, surely we've
evolved beyond

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caring what class
we take together.

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- Oh, yeah.
- Pierce!

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I'll do you one better.

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I think we've evolved beyond
reliance on a group at all.

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Aren't we just actual friends
now, no matter where we are?

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You know what's magic
about this table?

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It magically keeps our books
from falling on the floor.

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The table's for studying,
but as friends, we've evolved.

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And let's use that first breath

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of crisp, new,
super evolved air

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to declare proudly
and in one voice, "Pierce...

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We'll see you
when we see you."

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Sync by honeybunny
www.Addic7ed.Com

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Don't tell the monkey
I'm living here.

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♪ Give me some rope,
tie me to a tree ♪

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♪ give me the hope
to run out of steam ♪

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♪ somebody said
we could be here ♪

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♪ we could be roped up,
tied up, dead in a year ♪

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♪ I can't count the reasons
I should stay ♪

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♪ one by one they all
just fade away ♪

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Oh, star-burns,
I see you added a lizard

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to your special hat
and sideburns.

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Am I missing anything?

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Yeah! The human being
underneath it all,

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but no one's really interested
in that, are they?

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No.

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I hope we did the right thing
about Pierce.

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He really seems
like he's changed.

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What are you, nuts?

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That's what
he wants you to think.

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Trust me, we're better off
without him.

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Excluding Pierce is what
drove him crazy last year.

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Wrong, being crazy
drove him excluded.

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What's wrong?

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Cougar town has been moved
to mid-season.

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That's never a good sign.

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Not cool, not cool, not cool,
not cool, not cool--

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Hey buddy, hey,
it's coming back in January.

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Six seasons and a movie.

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Six seasons and a movie.

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Oh.

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This is Intro to Biology.

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I'm your professor,
Dr. Marshall King, PhD.

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It took me 6,205 hours
to get my degree,

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and I know, because I was only
allowed in the library

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one hour per day at the San
Vicente correctional facility

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while serving a sentence
of 25 to life.

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Now let's talk about that word.

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"Life."

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Sorry.

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It's a new phone.
Switching to vibrate.

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Continue.
This is really great.

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I stared at a crack in the
ground in my cell for years,

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and one day,
something grew from it.

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A single blade of grass.

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Vibrates louder than the ringer.

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Gosh. You know what?
Turning it off.

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Living thing,
growing from dead stone.

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Get out!

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- Oh, it's off, it's off.
- Out!

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I turned it off.

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Fine. Okay, fine.
I'm leaving.

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And don't bother coming back.

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Seriously?
Hey, dude,

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Sean Penn called.
He says to dial it back.

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Sean Penn is an actor who--

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I know who Sean Penn is.
I've seen Milk.

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Now get out.

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Dude, learn to blend.

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I will not tolerate
monkeys living on campus.

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If I wanted
to run a monkey hotel,

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I'd install a banana buffet.

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I'd use vines as elevators,

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and I'd put tail holes
in the bathrobes,

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and I'd lower all the shower
knobs.

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Wow, you've really thought
this through.

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And now it's your turn.
Brainstorm.

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Idea shower.

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Spray your solutions
all over me.

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Well, w-we could seal
all the vents

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and then pump the ducts
with some kind of gas

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that knocks out monkeys.

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Monkey knockout gas!

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Now that's the kind of grounded,
sensible thinking

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I want to see this year.

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Catherine, who's next?

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Vice Dean Laybourne,

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from the air conditioning
repair school annex.

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Vice Dean.

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Dean.
New suit, Dean?

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New Dean, vice Dean.
New Dean.

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I see that you
used school funds

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to buy an espresso machine
for your faculty break room.

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I don't recall
being consulted on that.

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I don't consult you
on anything.

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That's the problem.

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The air-conditioning repair
school annex seems to think.

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That it's separate
from Greendale,

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but it's an annex.

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An appendage, on a body,
with a head,

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and this head is saying
to this appendage,

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"whazup?"

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What you say makes sense, Dean.

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Tell you what.

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You bring your head down
to my appendage tomorrow,

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and I'll show you
"whazup."

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I'll be there.

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I think I found something
that will help Abed!

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Abed, did you know
that Cougar Town

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is an American adaptation
of a 1990s British sitcom?

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Cougarton abbey.

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Just been 'round
Cougarton chapel.

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I may be having an awakening.

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Come off it, Deidre.

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You've only been having
a butchers at the choir boys.

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Better than nothing.
Thanks, Britta.

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Can you believe that guy,

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kicking me out of class
like that?

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It's gonna be impossible
to find a science class

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with six open spots.

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Why would we need to do that?

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Because I'm not in biology
anymore.

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And neither is Pierce,

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but you're both
still our friends.

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We've evolved.

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Right, Jeff?

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Yes, we have.

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- And we all love each other.
- Mm-hmm.

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And we all go
to the same school, so, uh...

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I guess I'll see ya
when I see ya.

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Hey, guess what.

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I was on the wait list
for biology,

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somebody got kicked out,
I am--

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Here to study!

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Yay!

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All hail, sir eats alone.

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Shut up, Leonard.

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I heard about
your prescription socks.

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Hope you don't mind, Jeff,

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but I've got
a new favorite show,

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and I'm only on episode six.

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You guys got about
five minutes left to eat.

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Oh, my, time flies when you're
studying the science of life.

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Well, I think time flies
when you're joking around

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about movie titles that sound
like names for poops.

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Remains of the day.

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Wait a second.

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Were you eavesdropping
on our study session?

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I was eavesdropping
on your goof-off session,

220
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and you dummies missed
the most obvious one.

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No, I said,
"Green Mile."

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Operation dumbo drop!

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- Ew!
- Gross!

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Too clever by half, Jeffrey.

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All right, well uh, I gotta go.

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Thanks for the five minutes.

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Aw, Jeffrey.

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Blimey. The barrister's
foreclosed the abbey.

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Fancy a drink, then?

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Oi, fetch us a hemlock.

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00:10:02,104 --> 00:10:04,905
Um...

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00:10:12,748 --> 00:10:14,782
- Um--
- Britta?

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Why did everyone
on Cougarton Abbey just die?

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They only ran six episodes.

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That's the great thing about
British tv.

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They give you closure.

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No, no, no!

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We'll find you
a new favorite show!

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We'll find you
a new favorite show!

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Come on, buddy.

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You are human tennis elbow.

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00:10:32,367 --> 00:10:35,219
You are a pizza burn on the roof
of the world's mouth.

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You are the opposite of Batman.

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You don't need them, man.

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Exactly.
I'll see 'em when I see 'em.

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Totally.

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You and I, we should
hang out some time, huh?

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Grab a drink?

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00:10:51,787 --> 00:10:53,421
Sure.
Where are you living now?

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The air vents.

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I live in the air vents
of the school. Shhhh!

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I'm free, Jeff. Free!

253
00:11:04,933 --> 00:11:08,869
I gotta get back in that class.

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00:11:08,887 --> 00:11:13,373
Real Dean coming through--
Oh, my goodness spacious,

255
00:11:13,391 --> 00:11:15,176
vice dean...

256
00:11:15,210 --> 00:11:17,144
Is this where Greendale's money
is going?

257
00:11:17,179 --> 00:11:19,146
More accurately, Dean,

258
00:11:19,181 --> 00:11:20,948
it's where Greendale's money
comes from.

259
00:11:20,982 --> 00:11:24,218
Our air-conditioning program
has a job placement rate

260
00:11:24,252 --> 00:11:27,354
five times higher than the rest
of your school combined.

261
00:11:27,389 --> 00:11:30,558
Our alumnini donations
comprise 80%

262
00:11:30,592 --> 00:11:31,926
of your entire school's budget.

263
00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:35,162
And you want to know why
we think we deserve

264
00:11:35,197 --> 00:11:36,964
an espresso machine?!

265
00:11:36,998 --> 00:11:39,867
Well, I guess
I didn't know. I--

266
00:11:39,901 --> 00:11:42,436
And you never had to, Dean.
You could have lived

267
00:11:42,454 --> 00:11:44,572
the rest of your life
in blissful ignorance

268
00:11:44,606 --> 00:11:47,708
and died a happy,
pansexual imp.

269
00:11:47,742 --> 00:11:51,045
But you wanted
to feel power this year.

270
00:11:51,079 --> 00:11:54,582
Well, now, you're going
to feel my power

271
00:11:54,616 --> 00:11:58,452
as it surges downward from me,
straight through you,

272
00:11:58,487 --> 00:12:03,124
from nostril to rectum,
now until the end of time.

273
00:12:03,158 --> 00:12:06,093
And that's "whazup."

274
00:12:07,262 --> 00:12:09,963
I forgot everything you said
before "rectum"!

275
00:12:12,734 --> 00:12:13,984
Who are these guys?

276
00:12:14,019 --> 00:12:16,971
This is my legal team
because I think it's time

277
00:12:17,005 --> 00:12:18,372
we worked out a new agreement.

278
00:12:18,406 --> 00:12:20,174
He doesn't look like a lawyer.

279
00:12:20,208 --> 00:12:21,509
That's a barber.

280
00:12:21,543 --> 00:12:24,612
Because I'm also sick
of that ridiculous goatee.

281
00:12:24,646 --> 00:12:27,348
You look like
a white Lou Gossett, Jr.

282
00:12:32,087 --> 00:12:34,655
You deserve a bigger office.

283
00:12:34,689 --> 00:12:36,223
Biggest office I ever had.

284
00:12:36,258 --> 00:12:38,626
I'm here to apologize,
Dr. King,

285
00:12:38,660 --> 00:12:40,528
and beg you for a seat
in biology.

286
00:12:40,562 --> 00:12:42,296
I tell you what, 'N Sync,
you wanna learn about life?

287
00:12:42,330 --> 00:12:43,497
Give up the phone.

288
00:12:43,532 --> 00:12:45,399
Oh. You're asking me
for a bribe?

289
00:12:45,433 --> 00:12:48,035
I can't be bought, man.
You feel me?

290
00:12:48,069 --> 00:12:50,738
See, prison was my walls.

291
00:12:50,772 --> 00:12:53,073
But you put your walls up.

292
00:12:53,108 --> 00:12:55,476
You, and your phone,
and your attitude,

293
00:12:55,510 --> 00:12:56,911
and your fruit loops cologne.

294
00:12:56,945 --> 00:12:58,712
Your walls put up so tight, man,

295
00:12:58,747 --> 00:13:01,649
not even a blade of grass
could get through.

296
00:13:01,683 --> 00:13:04,485
But even if it did,
you wouldn't appreciate it.

297
00:13:04,519 --> 00:13:07,187
That's why you can't
come back to my class.

298
00:13:07,205 --> 00:13:09,490
What's your problem
with me, man?

299
00:13:09,524 --> 00:13:12,493
And don't act like it's not
about me specifically

300
00:13:12,527 --> 00:13:15,729
because you've been in--

301
00:13:15,764 --> 00:13:19,917
Busted!

302
00:13:23,972 --> 00:13:26,557
Hey!
Take it easy, Winger.

303
00:13:26,591 --> 00:13:27,775
Everything okay?

304
00:13:27,809 --> 00:13:29,560
It is now that I have this.

305
00:13:29,594 --> 00:13:32,546
This is my ticket
to getting back in the group.

306
00:13:32,581 --> 00:13:35,048
Hey! Hey!

307
00:13:36,268 --> 00:13:39,987
I want to be
in the group so bad!

308
00:13:43,024 --> 00:13:48,495
All right, let's smoke 'em
and choke 'em.

309
00:13:48,530 --> 00:13:51,832
No! No! N-n-n--

310
00:13:51,866 --> 00:13:54,235
Uh-oh!
What is that?

311
00:13:54,269 --> 00:13:57,671
Monkey gas!

312
00:13:57,706 --> 00:13:59,240
Monkey gas?

313
00:14:00,959 --> 00:14:06,413
Oh, my g--

314
00:14:39,581 --> 00:14:41,448
Abed?

315
00:14:41,466 --> 00:14:43,117
All your friends are here.

316
00:14:43,151 --> 00:14:44,118
They wanna talk to you.

317
00:14:44,152 --> 00:14:45,386
I don't get it.

318
00:14:45,420 --> 00:14:46,787
How is this different
from the way he always is?

319
00:14:46,821 --> 00:14:47,955
I don't want to push it,

320
00:14:47,989 --> 00:14:49,323
but this would be a great time
to baptize him.

321
00:14:49,357 --> 00:14:52,459
Abed, maybe this can be
your new favorite show.

322
00:14:52,494 --> 00:14:54,461
It's a British Sci-Fi series

323
00:14:54,496 --> 00:14:56,830
that's been on the air
since 1962.

324
00:14:56,865 --> 00:14:58,799
Britta, you've done enough,
okay?

325
00:14:58,833 --> 00:15:00,234
Why don't you go start
a ruiners' club?

326
00:15:00,268 --> 00:15:01,802
Oh wait, you'd probably
just ruin it.

327
00:15:01,836 --> 00:15:03,537
Well then,
I'd be doing a good job

328
00:15:03,571 --> 00:15:04,805
because it's a ruiners' club.

329
00:15:04,839 --> 00:15:06,540
You ruined my analogy.

330
00:15:06,574 --> 00:15:08,158
Guys, look!

331
00:15:16,751 --> 00:15:18,485
Blimey, inspector!

332
00:15:18,503 --> 00:15:19,837
Where have we wound up
this time?

333
00:15:19,871 --> 00:15:24,391
The question isn't where,
constable, but when.

334
00:15:24,426 --> 00:15:26,260
Inspector, look out!
Blorgons!

335
00:15:26,294 --> 00:15:29,330
Eradicate! Eradicate!

336
00:15:29,364 --> 00:15:31,699
This is the best show I've
ever seen in my entire life.

337
00:15:32,801 --> 00:15:35,636
Having fun without me again?

338
00:15:36,771 --> 00:15:40,607
Jeff, what happened?
You look 70.

339
00:15:40,642 --> 00:15:42,776
Abed has
a new favorite tv show, Jeff.

340
00:15:42,811 --> 00:15:44,728
It's called
Inspector Spacetime--

341
00:15:44,779 --> 00:15:47,548
Can it, boobs.
I came here to let you know

342
00:15:47,582 --> 00:15:50,484
that your best friend Pierce
is the one that got me

343
00:15:50,518 --> 00:15:53,620
kicked out of bio class
and the study group.

344
00:15:53,655 --> 00:15:56,657
It was a plan he hatched
from the beginning

345
00:15:56,691 --> 00:15:59,576
with his pal, Professor Kane.

346
00:15:59,627 --> 00:16:04,131
But, Jeff, that's a photo
I gave our professor

347
00:16:04,165 --> 00:16:08,368
of me visiting Hawthorne Wipes'
spokesman and rap artist

348
00:16:08,386 --> 00:16:10,471
Sugar Cube in prison
during the '90s.

349
00:16:10,505 --> 00:16:13,757
Well, th-th-they look alike.

350
00:16:13,808 --> 00:16:17,244
Uh, I guess they share one
important feature in your eyes.

351
00:16:17,278 --> 00:16:18,879
Well, that's not fair!

352
00:16:18,897 --> 00:16:21,482
Look, I-I-I-I
was standing far away,

353
00:16:21,516 --> 00:16:22,766
and I saw the prison uniform!

354
00:16:22,817 --> 00:16:25,052
Oh, Jeffrey!

355
00:16:25,086 --> 00:16:26,220
Oh, come on, obviously
I don't mean

356
00:16:26,254 --> 00:16:27,220
all black people are in prison!

357
00:16:27,238 --> 00:16:29,740
Oh!

358
00:16:29,774 --> 00:16:32,409
Jeff, clearly you have gone
off the deep end.

359
00:16:32,444 --> 00:16:33,727
Don't blame him.

360
00:16:33,762 --> 00:16:36,113
The table is powerful,
and being cut off from it--

361
00:16:36,164 --> 00:16:38,999
Shut the--

362
00:16:42,570 --> 00:16:46,573
I've become...
Agitated.

363
00:16:46,608 --> 00:16:49,042
I apologize.

364
00:16:49,076 --> 00:16:52,112
We'll continue this discourse
at a later date.

365
00:16:52,147 --> 00:16:53,347
Good night.

366
00:16:53,381 --> 00:16:55,983
He just needs some space.

367
00:16:59,437 --> 00:17:01,121
I'm going to kill
the one thing you love!

368
00:17:01,156 --> 00:17:02,773
I'm gonna kill it!

369
00:17:02,807 --> 00:17:07,978
As long as it breathes,
it controls our lives!

370
00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:13,100
I just came by to tell everyone

371
00:17:13,134 --> 00:17:16,003
this year isn't gonna be
that different.

372
00:17:16,037 --> 00:17:20,974
With the notable exception,
we really won't have any money.

373
00:17:21,009 --> 00:17:22,910
Have a nice night.

374
00:17:27,448 --> 00:17:29,465
What is with that guy?

375
00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:33,476
Did you find the monkey?

376
00:17:33,716 --> 00:17:35,650
No, but here's the invoice
for the gassing.

377
00:17:35,685 --> 00:17:38,954
Okay, as it turns out,
I cannot pay this...

378
00:17:38,988 --> 00:17:42,307
Or your salaries starting on...
Two weeks ago.

379
00:17:42,341 --> 00:17:45,977
But, what I do have are
these vouchers

380
00:17:46,012 --> 00:17:48,663
for the classes
of your choosing.

381
00:17:56,839 --> 00:17:59,407
You're lucky I need
my scuba certification.

382
00:18:08,534 --> 00:18:10,285
Okay, okay.

383
00:18:10,319 --> 00:18:12,387
I'm the one
living in your vents.

384
00:18:12,421 --> 00:18:14,022
I have no home and no job.

385
00:18:14,056 --> 00:18:18,159
Does that mean you'll work
for room and board?

386
00:18:22,965 --> 00:18:26,568
Okay, I was lying
the whole time.

387
00:18:26,602 --> 00:18:28,603
I didn't want the group
to evolve.

388
00:18:28,638 --> 00:18:31,373
I just didn't want Pierce
around. I hate him.

389
00:18:31,407 --> 00:18:36,945
Okay, but Jeff, what you did--
it's hard to get past that.

390
00:18:36,979 --> 00:18:38,396
I know you're already out
of the study group,

391
00:18:38,447 --> 00:18:41,616
but I'm gonna have to ask that
you stop being my friend.

392
00:18:43,219 --> 00:18:48,239
Okay, look, everybody,
here's the thing,

393
00:18:48,291 --> 00:18:51,293
I am not as evolved
as I said I was.

394
00:18:51,327 --> 00:18:54,629
The biology class was full,
so I told Professor Kane

395
00:18:54,664 --> 00:18:56,548
I'd pay him
a few thousand dollars to...

396
00:18:56,582 --> 00:18:57,582
K-kick Jeff out.

397
00:18:57,633 --> 00:18:59,134
What?!
Pierce!

398
00:18:59,168 --> 00:19:01,369
What?

399
00:19:01,387 --> 00:19:03,805
I can't believe Jeff attacked
a table with a fire axe

400
00:19:03,839 --> 00:19:06,141
and still only managed to be the
second craziest man in the room.

401
00:19:06,175 --> 00:19:09,077
Okay, everybody in favor of
voting Pierce out of the group?

402
00:19:09,111 --> 00:19:11,346
Stop! Stop!

403
00:19:11,380 --> 00:19:13,481
Pierce isn't crazy.

404
00:19:13,516 --> 00:19:16,785
The table...

405
00:19:16,819 --> 00:19:20,155
Is...Magic.

406
00:19:20,189 --> 00:19:21,823
As someone who's been
on the other side,

407
00:19:21,857 --> 00:19:24,225
I can tell you,

408
00:19:24,260 --> 00:19:26,795
it is a scary, lonely,
Chang-filled world out there,

409
00:19:26,829 --> 00:19:29,264
and sure, this group has
sprouted some legs,

410
00:19:29,298 --> 00:19:32,767
but why are we in such a rush
to leave the tide pool,

411
00:19:32,802 --> 00:19:35,337
when the only things
waiting for us on shore

412
00:19:35,371 --> 00:19:37,639
are the sands of time.

413
00:19:37,673 --> 00:19:40,642
And the hungry seagulls
of slowly growing apart.

414
00:19:40,676 --> 00:19:43,144
Man, I really need this
biology class.

415
00:19:49,301 --> 00:19:52,303
Pierce!

416
00:19:52,355 --> 00:19:54,456
Professor Kane has never taken
a bribe from anyone in his life.

417
00:19:54,490 --> 00:19:55,757
You feel me?

418
00:19:55,791 --> 00:20:00,061
Yeah, I lied, but you seem
to have a harder time

419
00:20:00,096 --> 00:20:01,446
being the bad guy than me.

420
00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:07,202
You're right. I do...

421
00:20:07,236 --> 00:20:09,270
Which, in a weird way,
makes me a pretty bad guy.

422
00:20:09,305 --> 00:20:10,772
We're one and the same.

423
00:20:10,790 --> 00:20:12,874
Please don't.

424
00:20:12,908 --> 00:20:15,443
Jeff, but you're still
kicked out of biology.

425
00:20:15,461 --> 00:20:17,746
Oh, I'm not worried about it.

426
00:20:17,780 --> 00:20:21,115
Life has a way
of breaking through.

427
00:20:21,133 --> 00:20:22,950
So, uh, here's what
I'm thinking.

428
00:20:22,968 --> 00:20:26,137
I'm a drug dealer, right?
And you're a scientist,

429
00:20:26,172 --> 00:20:28,723
so couldn't we get, like,

430
00:20:28,758 --> 00:20:31,459
a Breaking Bad
type of thing going?

431
00:20:31,494 --> 00:20:35,296
Sorry, star-face, you just
lost your seat in my class.

432
00:20:42,618 --> 00:20:44,402
There, now the table
is good as new.

433
00:20:44,453 --> 00:20:45,787
And so is Abed.

434
00:20:45,821 --> 00:20:48,122
Britta, I'm sorry I was
overprotective about it.

435
00:20:48,157 --> 00:20:49,339
I'll try and be more supportive
of you.

436
00:20:49,459 --> 00:20:51,059
Well, here's your first chance.

437
00:20:51,093 --> 00:20:53,912
Helping Abed has inspired me
to finally declare a major.

438
00:20:53,963 --> 00:20:56,431
I'm gonna study Psychology.

439
00:20:56,465 --> 00:20:58,333
Like in a research capacity?

440
00:20:58,367 --> 00:21:02,804
No, in a hands-on capacity.
I'm gonna be a therapist.

441
00:21:02,838 --> 00:21:05,840
Oh.

442
00:21:05,875 --> 00:21:08,643
Hey, hey, hey, keep it down.

443
00:21:08,677 --> 00:21:10,244
There's a new sheriff in town.

444
00:21:12,916 --> 00:21:19,328
- Oh, interesting. So this is
the year we all die. - Yes, it is.

445
00:21:19,448 --> 00:21:25,392
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