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Dean! Dean!
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Don't shoot,
red-haired guy.
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Why not?
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Something's not right
about the game.
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We just took out a guy
who turned out to be
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a professional
paintball assassin.
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A professional?
Aah!
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That doesn't make sense.
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Why would someone
who gets paid to do things
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be at Greendale?
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Aah!
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I'm not playing!
I'm not playing!
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No, I'm the dean!
Stop shooting me!
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Aah!
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Hi, Pistol Patty.
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Did they take you hostage?
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Dean Spreck?
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Hello, Craig.
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City College.
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Now I understand everything.
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Now your whole evil plan
is clear as day.
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But if you need to explain it
to your men, I understand.
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It's simple, Craig.
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I posed as a fake
ice cream company,
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sponsored your
end-of-the-year picnic,
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and waved enough money
under your students' noses
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to provoke them
to destroy their own campus.
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Who hurt you, Steven?
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How could any dean be so mean?
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Oh, you haven't seen
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how mean this dean
can be...en.
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There's one!
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After him!
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Aah! Aah!
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Wait, did you say "bean"?
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Sync & corrected by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Guys. Guys.
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City College is trying
to destroy Greendale,
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and they're an unstoppable
juggle knob.
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- Juggernaut.
- Juggernaut.
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Which means if
we're gonna fight them,
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we have to form a school-wide
alliance of rebels.
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In other words, it seems
we've left the Western motif
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and are entering a more
of a Star Wars scenario.
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I know.
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I wish it happened sooner too.
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But if we surrender
our individuality
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to form a faceless regime,
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how are we any better than them?
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You're the worst.
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Okay, she is just
saying that to fit in.
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The floor recognizes Magnitude.
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First off, pop, pop!
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And second,
Magnitude's a one-man party.
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A one-man party
can't be in an alliance.
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That's a paradox.
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- I agree to disagree.
- Easy, paradox.
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We're all on the same side.
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But hasn't the other side
already won?
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Their goal was to make us
trash the school.
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We trashed it.
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Yeah, but we still
might have a chance
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to hit 'em where it hurts.
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- Their balls?
- No.
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- Just below their balls?
- Their wallet, Leonard.
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- I think it's called a taint.
- Oh.
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Why do you think
they sent in a ringer to win?
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It must be because we're entitled
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to the prize they promised--
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100 Gs.
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Ooh, I could use that money.
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This is why
we have to agree right now
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that whoever wins,
we give the money to Greendale.
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To repair the damage
and save our school.
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Abed, tell him.
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Whatever, pal. I ain't in it
for your revolution.
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I'm in it for me.
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Wait, Abed, this was your idea.
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I know, but I'm calling dibs
on the Han Solo role
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before Jeff
slouches into it by default.
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Star-Burns,
I need that vest.
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Oh, yeah, right.
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Give me the vest, Laser Breath,
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before our conversation
gets nasty.
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Question.
How long is the game gonna last?
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'Cause Andre's
home with the baby--
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Damn it, Shirley.
Forget your newborn child
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and think about
the people that need you.
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I can't afford to lose
a single soldier.
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- What?
- Oh, now you're the leader?
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I don't see you stepping up.
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I don't step up
to being leader, Troy.
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I reluctantly accept it
when it's thrust upon me.
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Oh, Jeff.
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Oh, my God.
What is that?
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Magnitude!
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Pop...
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P...
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Pop what?
Pop what?
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What is he trying to say?
Pop what, Magnitude?
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Can you hear me?
Who is this?
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Oh, that's Jeff Winger.
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You are in trouble now.
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Jeffrey,
it's your friend, the dean.
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I'm safe!
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I can hear you,
Mr. Winger.
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This is City College's
dean Spreck.
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Hey, Spreck, you cheat.
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You can't spray people
with paint by remote.
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And you can't have
City College students
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in a Greendale game.
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All my men have been registered
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at Greendale for weeks.
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As for rules,
they're clearly defined
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in your school's agreement
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with my fake
ice cream company--
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If you get paint on you,
you're out.
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Well, I'm glad to see
there's paperwork involved,
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because we are going to win,
and you are gonna pay.
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Yay! Go,
Jeff Winger study group!
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Those guys are ballers, yo.
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I hope you like getting balled.
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Sir, this guy tried to charge us
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three paint balls
to use the bathroom.
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We were gonna shoot him,
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but tell him what you told us.
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Don't shoot me.
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Great.
Now shoot him.
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Sure, shoot me.
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You'd certainly be doing
Jeff Winger a big favor.
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Greendale human beings,
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it is now clear
that we have no choice
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but to team up
and defeat City College.
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I also have no choice
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but to accept the role
thrust upon me.
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And what role would that be?
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No time to squabble, Troy.
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"For Greendale" on three.
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One, two...
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Jeff, every second counts.
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"For Greendale" on two.
One...
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Guys.
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For Greendale!
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For Greendale!
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Greendale students...
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I understand you've unified,
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and intend to draw this game out.
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Well, if it's a war you want,
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it's a war you will lose.
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City College is stronger, faster.
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Our sperm counts are higher.
Even in our women.
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Resistance is as pointless
as your degrees.
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Honestly, ask yourself,
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what does "liberal arts"
even mean?
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Look, "Welcome to Greendale.
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You're already accepted."
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Losers.
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- Welcome to Greendale.
- You're already dead.
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Jackpot.
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Shirley, you keep watch
while we get these.
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Here.
Help me with this.
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Sure thing, your worship.
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Abed!
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Stop trying to be Han Solo.
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It's making me
embarrassed for you.
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Come on.
Admit it. You like it.
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I like having conversations
with adults.
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Playing Star Wars
is worn out and immature.
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You like me because I'm immature.
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There's not enough
immaturity in your life.
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I hope I don't
get shot waiting out here.
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I'd hate to go home to my babies.
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So reconnaissance indicates
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the key to City College's
strategy is
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the gatling gun inside
the ice cream truck,
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which we will charge en masse,
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overwhelming their defenses,
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and taking that gun
for ourselves.
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Well, that's not how
I would proceed.
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Troy, do you happen
to have a better plan?
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I do happen, Jeff.
I happen very much.
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We'll use sneak attacks
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to draw their patrol
to the library,
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where one of us
will pull the fire alarm,
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activating the sprinklers,
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which I will have rigged
using my super plumbing skills
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to shower everything
in the building with paint.
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Paint in sprinklers?
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- Are we the little rascals?
- I was.
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Have you heard your plan?
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You want to charge a machine gun.
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I've got something to say.
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I don't take orders from girls.
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Because they don't talk to me.
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Watch it, Quasar face.
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Annie's a good kid
and a better shot.
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So listen up,
or you'll be floating home.
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Thank you, Abed.
Sorry.
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Han.
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Okay, I think we should
split the troops in half
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and carry out both plans
simultaneously.
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Troy, your plan will lure people
off the ice cream truck,
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allowing Jeff's troops
to take the stronghold.
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You're welcome.
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I'm so glad
that we didn't shoot you.
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Now we have
the tactical advantage
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of knowing that Jeff Winger
wants to be a ballerina,
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and that his Achilles heel
is...wieners.
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That's just
the tip of the iceberg.
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For one more pudding,
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I'll tell you why
he's jealous of me.
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And you say that they kicked
you out of their study group
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- after two years?
- Yeah.
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What took them so long?
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Hey, thanks for sticking up
for me back there.
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This group gets so tangled
in each other's feelings,
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you're kind of a hero
for standing outside of it.
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Yeah, well, heroes are great,
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but I'll take a blaster
every time.
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Anyway,
just wanted to let you know.
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I don't think you're immature.
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I think you're great.
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For a no-good,
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laser-faced,
jabba scoundrel.
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You're good, kid.
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Don't get cocky.
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Hey!
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They're right on our tail.
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Operation "Troy's Awesome Plan"
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is living up to its name.
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Yeah, good for you.
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Looks like they're
taking Troy's bait.
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Squad "B" commencing
operation "Actual Operation."
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Everyone look alive.
Leonard, good enough.
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Greendale, it's been a pleasure
fighting with you.
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Some of us won't make it.
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But there is a place where we
will all see each other again,
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- and that place is Denny's.
- Which Denny's?
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We'll figure it out
later, Leonard.
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The one near the 15 exit?
I'm banned from there.
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Well, then I guess
I'll see you in hell.
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Then let's kick some taint.
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Okay. On my count.
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One. Two.
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Vicki!
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All right. Shirley, you have
the most important job, okay?
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Yeah, yeah, pull the fire alarm.
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Can we move this along?
I'm missing CSI.
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Enemy soldiers are incoming.
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I need everyone to evacuate
through the air vent--
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Garrett!
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I may be stuck in this vent.
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It is too early to tell.
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I think our only choice
is to try and shoot our way out.
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Right. Commence operation
"Troy's Awesome Leadership
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Is Never in Doubt" plan.
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That gun's too powerful.
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I'm scared.
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Hey, Quendra with a Q-U,
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they can kill most of us,
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but as long as nobody gives up,
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somebody will make it through.
Understand?
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Yes.
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Charge!
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Well, I'm out. We lost.
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See you at Denny's?
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Denny's is for winners.
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Leonard, we're losing.
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Britta, I've been in
a few real wars,
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but this one is actually
the most terrifying.
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Guys, we're dying out here.
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Well, we're dying too!
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They've trapped us in a dead end.
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Hey, kid.
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Someone's got to make it
out of here alive.
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I had a dream
it would end this way.
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Shirley, nobody's making it
out of the library.
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Pull the alarm.
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Britta, are you alive?
Britta? Britta?
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Oh, hell.
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Someone's got to win this.
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I'm out.
283
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Me too.
284
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Looks like this is it.
285
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Will you still be Han Solo
after we die?
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'Fraid not, doll.
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Once I'm gone, I'm gone.
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Oh. Okay.
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Got to do everything myself.
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♪ ♪
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We're all dead.
All of us.
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Paint raining from the sky.
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Everyone in the library is dead.
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Damn it.
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Kill him.
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Yes, sir.
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It's my h-heart.
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Hey, buddy, you okay?
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Cool.
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Eat paint, you storm-troopin',
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City College knob gobblers.
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Oh!
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You're it, kid.
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Shirley.
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What are we supposed to do?
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How 'bout we save
this school's ass?
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Deal.
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Go, go, go, go, go, go.
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- That's it.
- Is that it?
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- I think that's it.
- That's it?
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- We win!
- We win!
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Oh, we win!
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Ha ha ha ha--
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Oh!
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Yeah! We win! We win!
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All right! We did it!
317
00:15:52,578 --> 00:15:53,511
Wait, who are you?
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Your mother's lover.
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00:15:55,548 --> 00:15:58,416
- What?
- What?
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I win!
321
00:16:04,623 --> 00:16:08,660
You owe me 100 Gs.
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00:16:08,694 --> 00:16:11,196
And you can make the check out...
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to Greendale.
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Yay!
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Human beings!
Human beings!
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Human beings! Human beings!
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Human beings!
Human beings!
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00:16:34,593 --> 00:16:36,503
- Nice.
- Ooh.
329
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- Okay.
- There it is.
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Final meeting of the semester
now in session.
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Final order of business--
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Pick a class we can all
take in the fall.
333
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We could just take Anthro 201.
334
00:16:49,818 --> 00:16:52,086
Too risky. Sequels are almost
always disappointing.
335
00:16:52,154 --> 00:16:54,322
Since when are you in favor
of playing it safe, Han?
336
00:16:54,390 --> 00:16:55,957
Cool down, Annie.
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00:16:56,024 --> 00:16:58,126
I was only Han Solo
because the context demanded it.
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But here.
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00:17:03,399 --> 00:17:05,133
Oh. Star-Burns.
340
00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:07,402
Yeah, he uses some kind
of crystal instead of deodorant.
341
00:17:07,469 --> 00:17:09,303
Guys, I know exactly
what we should do.
342
00:17:09,371 --> 00:17:12,974
We should see what Troy
thinks we should do.
343
00:17:13,041 --> 00:17:14,442
Had some good ideas today.
344
00:17:14,510 --> 00:17:17,979
Thanks, man.
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00:17:18,046 --> 00:17:21,249
Okay. I've given this
a lot of thought,
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and I've decided
we should sleep on it.
347
00:17:24,753 --> 00:17:27,755
Just came back
for my day planner.
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00:17:27,823 --> 00:17:29,424
Pretend I'm not even here.
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You guys are great at that.
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00:17:30,959 --> 00:17:34,495
Come on, Pierce. We all know
this is no "day planner."
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Here it is.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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it appears I'm running late
to drink a bottle of wine
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in my bathing suit.
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00:17:40,169 --> 00:17:45,940
Pierce, wait.
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00:17:46,008 --> 00:17:50,378
You know, I've been coming
to this school for 12 years.
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I've never been friends
with anyone here
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more than a semester.
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00:17:55,451 --> 00:17:58,352
Probably for the same reason
I've been married seven times.
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00:17:58,420 --> 00:18:02,123
I guess I assume eventually
I'll be rejected,
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so I, you know,
test people, push them,
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00:18:05,794 --> 00:18:08,429
until they prove me right.
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00:18:08,497 --> 00:18:10,031
It's a sickness.
I admit it.
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00:18:10,098 --> 00:18:13,501
But this place
has always accepted me,
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00:18:13,569 --> 00:18:14,602
sickness and all.
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00:18:14,670 --> 00:18:17,038
This place accepted all of you.
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00:18:17,105 --> 00:18:18,806
Sickness and all.
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00:18:18,874 --> 00:18:21,442
It's worth thinking about.
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00:18:21,510 --> 00:18:23,344
Um, I think we have
thought about it, Pierce,
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00:18:23,412 --> 00:18:25,646
and you're right.
371
00:18:25,714 --> 00:18:27,582
And we were just picking a class
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we could all be in this fall.
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00:18:31,053 --> 00:18:33,688
And we'd love for you to join us.
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00:18:36,291 --> 00:18:37,525
No, thanks.
375
00:18:37,593 --> 00:18:39,126
I'm done with you guys.
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00:18:39,194 --> 00:18:40,495
I like this school,
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00:18:40,562 --> 00:18:42,697
but I'm done
with whatever you call this.
378
00:18:42,764 --> 00:18:46,968
Adios.
379
00:18:47,035 --> 00:18:48,736
- He was my ride.
- I'm going after him.
380
00:18:48,804 --> 00:18:50,171
No, he's just acting out.
381
00:18:50,239 --> 00:18:52,273
I've seen this behavior before.
382
00:18:52,341 --> 00:18:54,108
In cats.
383
00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:56,611
- My--my cats.
- It's true.
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00:18:56,678 --> 00:19:01,210
And now he'll come
slinking back in five,
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four, three, two...
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00:19:22,671 --> 00:19:32,499
Sync & corrected by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
387
00:19:38,125 --> 00:19:39,459
And then
one of the storm troopers
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00:19:39,527 --> 00:19:41,238
shot the others,
and it was Pierce.
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00:19:41,488 --> 00:19:43,877
And we won.
We saved Greendale.
390
00:19:44,435 --> 00:19:46,155
- Sounds like you guys had a lot of fun.
- Yep.
391
00:19:46,773 --> 00:19:48,243
Honestly, I don't know how
we're gonna top it next year.
392
00:19:48,363 --> 00:19:50,464
Oh, I got a pitch.
Why use guns?
393
00:19:50,584 --> 00:19:52,501
Take a hose and spray
the whole school with paint.
394
00:19:52,621 --> 00:19:54,251
- Every inch of it.
- Actually, we kind of did that.
395
00:19:54,371 --> 00:19:55,280
Haven't you been to the library?
396
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:57,078
- I'm working my way there.
- Mm.
397
00:20:00,695 --> 00:20:02,333
Oh, you can just
put that anywhere.
398
00:20:08,020 --> 00:20:09,550
Doing anything fun
for the summer?
399
00:20:10,241 --> 00:20:11,829
- No plans.
- Cool.
400
00:20:12,355 --> 00:20:13,958
Cool, cool, cool.
401
00:20:14,078 --> 00:20:15,311
Slippery.