1 00:00:01,981 --> 00:00:04,020 And Andre's going as Han Solo. 2 00:00:04,051 --> 00:00:04,750 Oh! 3 00:00:04,778 --> 00:00:07,341 The boys are storm troopers and little baby Ben is an Ewok. 4 00:00:07,375 --> 00:00:08,741 - Oh! - Oh! 5 00:00:09,156 --> 00:00:10,548 Aw, you don't have enough children. 6 00:00:10,579 --> 00:00:12,442 Happy Halloween parties, everyone. 7 00:00:12,468 --> 00:00:13,668 You all look great... 8 00:00:13,692 --> 00:00:15,017 - Ham. - Pig. 9 00:00:15,049 --> 00:00:19,180 Let me guess. You're a flimsy excuse to be shirtless, wearing silk underwear. 10 00:00:19,204 --> 00:00:21,424 And you are as wrong as you are welcome. 11 00:00:21,449 --> 00:00:24,333 Now, this year, I planned a two person costume with Annie. 12 00:00:24,375 --> 00:00:25,683 She's going as my ring girl. 13 00:00:29,840 --> 00:00:31,084 Pretty freakydeaky, huh? 14 00:00:31,097 --> 00:00:33,898 Annie, no. I meant the boxing match ring girl. 15 00:00:33,923 --> 00:00:35,867 They're the sexy ones that hold the round numbers. 16 00:00:35,885 --> 00:00:36,699 Yeah, see? 17 00:00:36,723 --> 00:00:39,839 This is why we can't just text about it, Jeff. 18 00:00:39,963 --> 00:00:41,313 I don't watch sports. 19 00:00:41,352 --> 00:00:44,570 - But there's no boxer in the ring. - Yeah, well, I don't watch scary movies. 20 00:00:44,609 --> 00:00:46,095 And that's why we leave 21 00:00:46,125 --> 00:00:50,139 the couples' costumes to the couples, she said wisely. 22 00:00:50,158 --> 00:00:51,983 You should probably warn your boyfriend's boyfriend. 23 00:00:52,250 --> 00:00:54,746 Just because we're dating doesn't mean that we have to do everything together. 24 00:00:54,761 --> 00:00:56,537 Well, you need to do some things together. 25 00:00:56,555 --> 00:00:58,288 We do some things. 26 00:00:58,363 --> 00:00:59,657 We do a lot of things. 27 00:00:59,686 --> 00:01:02,520 Not all the things. 28 00:01:03,007 --> 00:01:03,708 Things. 29 00:01:03,776 --> 00:01:05,967 Okay, so, we're all here... 30 00:01:06,011 --> 00:01:07,991 Minus Pierce, who wasn't invited to Vicki's party 31 00:01:07,997 --> 00:01:10,060 for reasons beyond our control or concern. 32 00:01:10,099 --> 00:01:12,552 No mystery there. She put a pencil through his face. 33 00:01:13,482 --> 00:01:15,216 - Does Vicki have a TV? - Abed, it's a party. 34 00:01:15,248 --> 00:01:16,979 - You're not watching TV. No, - I'll be watching Annie. 35 00:01:17,020 --> 00:01:18,339 She started watching Cougar Town reruns, 36 00:01:18,364 --> 00:01:19,983 which makes Annie my third favorite show, 37 00:01:20,065 --> 00:01:21,953 and tonight is their hallowine special. 38 00:01:21,991 --> 00:01:24,766 Ooh, that's right. Better not miss the Merlot. 39 00:01:24,866 --> 00:01:25,799 Clink! 40 00:01:26,081 --> 00:01:27,613 What? You fall into it. 41 00:01:27,639 --> 00:01:28,552 That was Pierce. 42 00:01:28,577 --> 00:01:30,808 He accidentally locked himself in his panic room and he needs our help. 43 00:01:30,826 --> 00:01:33,163 - Oh! - No, "oh!" 44 00:01:33,180 --> 00:01:35,024 "Oh" means we are going against our will, 45 00:01:35,033 --> 00:01:36,789 and we are not going. He's lying. 46 00:01:36,820 --> 00:01:37,902 He seemed pretty upset, 47 00:01:37,941 --> 00:01:41,102 and he's been all alone up there in that mansion ever since I moved out, 48 00:01:41,122 --> 00:01:42,860 and his dad, you know, 49 00:01:42,872 --> 00:01:44,135 got killed by Jeff. 50 00:01:44,368 --> 00:01:48,277 Hmm, calling for help. A classic call for help. 51 00:01:48,355 --> 00:01:51,256 Hello, Dr. Perry's office. Damaged psyche? 52 00:01:51,289 --> 00:01:52,699 Yes, I'll accept the charges. 53 00:01:52,736 --> 00:01:53,999 Heads, lock up your brains. 54 00:01:54,037 --> 00:01:55,650 Britta's on the prowl for fresh therapy meat. 55 00:01:55,675 --> 00:01:58,677 Maybe we should just stop by on our way to the party. 56 00:01:58,695 --> 00:02:02,202 I assure you, the only thing Pierce is trapped in is adolescence. 57 00:02:02,233 --> 00:02:03,687 He is a geriatric toddler, 58 00:02:03,731 --> 00:02:06,063 throwing the most elaborate tantrums money can buy, 59 00:02:06,082 --> 00:02:08,449 and I, for one, am not gonna stand by 60 00:02:08,484 --> 00:02:10,929 and allow some lonely, ridiculous person 61 00:02:10,953 --> 00:02:12,347 to derail our group's plans. 62 00:02:12,378 --> 00:02:15,862 Ding, ding, ding! To your corners, fighters. 63 00:02:15,921 --> 00:02:19,389 Someone save me a towel. 64 00:02:19,478 --> 00:02:21,672 You guys going to Vicki's party? 65 00:02:21,966 --> 00:02:23,649 We just gotta do this thing first. 66 00:02:24,534 --> 00:02:27,915 ♪ Give me some rope tie me to dream 67 00:02:27,940 --> 00:02:31,174 ♪ Give me the hope to run out of steam 68 00:02:31,246 --> 00:02:34,414 ♪ Somebody said it can be here 69 00:02:34,485 --> 00:02:38,220 ♪ We could be roped up, tied up, dead in a year 70 00:02:38,459 --> 00:02:43,151 ♪ I can't count the reasons I should stay 71 00:02:43,485 --> 00:02:48,332 ♪ One by one they all just fade away ♪ 72 00:02:48,376 --> 00:02:50,882 Sync and corrections by Norther www.addic7ed.com 73 00:02:55,217 --> 00:02:56,751 Oh. 74 00:02:57,225 --> 00:02:59,860 Holy Helen, this place is huge. 75 00:02:59,888 --> 00:03:01,819 It seems spookier than I remember. 76 00:03:01,871 --> 00:03:04,201 Ah, the only thing spooky about this place 77 00:03:04,226 --> 00:03:05,595 is the tacky decor. 78 00:03:05,694 --> 00:03:08,469 It's like David Lee roth threw up Miami Vice. 79 00:03:10,375 --> 00:03:11,294 So tacky. 80 00:03:11,319 --> 00:03:13,444 I don't know. Maybe Pierce isn't doing so well 81 00:03:13,456 --> 00:03:15,604 since he lost his father and then his inheritance 82 00:03:15,629 --> 00:03:17,179 in a video game battle with Gilbert, 83 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:20,129 an illegitimate half brother he never knew he had. 84 00:03:20,331 --> 00:03:21,626 I guess I've never said it out loud. 85 00:03:21,663 --> 00:03:22,850 Guys, over here. 86 00:03:22,892 --> 00:03:24,358 Mr. Hawthorne's panic room, 87 00:03:24,384 --> 00:03:26,458 one of the 27 stops on the guided tour 88 00:03:26,464 --> 00:03:28,461 I had to memorize before moving into Hawthorne manor. 89 00:03:28,505 --> 00:03:30,097 Does the house get many visitors? 90 00:03:30,128 --> 00:03:31,128 You're the first. 91 00:03:31,163 --> 00:03:33,315 Impenetrable titanium carbonate door, 92 00:03:33,350 --> 00:03:34,842 hackerproof keycode access panel, 93 00:03:34,867 --> 00:03:36,898 and impressive video telecom screen with remote. 94 00:03:36,943 --> 00:03:39,248 Maximum occupancy one, with female companion. 95 00:03:39,279 --> 00:03:40,995 Purchased June 30, 1989. 96 00:03:41,018 --> 00:03:42,600 It took me forever to remember that date. 97 00:03:42,624 --> 00:03:43,894 June 30, 1989. 98 00:03:43,934 --> 00:03:45,400 Theatrical release of Do the Right Thing. 99 00:03:45,430 --> 00:03:46,594 Oh! 100 00:03:46,799 --> 00:03:47,663 Oh. 101 00:03:47,831 --> 00:03:49,497 Wait! It might be a trap. 102 00:03:49,571 --> 00:03:50,868 Or it might let him out. 103 00:03:50,895 --> 00:03:52,670 - Either way, we... - Oh, put a sock in it, shorts. 104 00:03:55,447 --> 00:03:56,607 Oh, hey, guys. 105 00:03:56,644 --> 00:03:58,226 Pierce, are you okay? 106 00:03:58,257 --> 00:03:59,890 Oh, sure. Fine, fine. 107 00:03:59,907 --> 00:04:01,701 I was dusting in here, 108 00:04:01,731 --> 00:04:04,466 and I must have bumped a switch or something. 109 00:04:04,515 --> 00:04:05,818 As the graceful one in the group, 110 00:04:05,842 --> 00:04:07,206 I'm kind of embarrassed. 111 00:04:07,236 --> 00:04:10,396 Don't be. I've been locked in way worse places than this. 112 00:04:10,483 --> 00:04:12,609 Oh, not against my will. 113 00:04:12,787 --> 00:04:13,681 Been in there long? 114 00:04:13,712 --> 00:04:16,446 No, not long, but I couldn't remember the damn code. 115 00:04:16,479 --> 00:04:18,035 Sorry to be a burden on you guys, 116 00:04:18,060 --> 00:04:19,912 but I guess that's all I am now. 117 00:04:19,937 --> 00:04:21,037 - Oh! - Oh! 118 00:04:21,111 --> 00:04:22,668 It's okay. We're happy to help. 119 00:04:22,687 --> 00:04:24,918 - Yeah, no sweat, Boba Fett. - Yeah. Do you have a TV? 120 00:04:24,964 --> 00:04:28,150 What Abed means is, did you write the code down anywhere? 121 00:04:28,169 --> 00:04:32,403 Yes. It's in a red notebook in my study 122 00:04:32,445 --> 00:04:33,820 or my bedroom, maybe. 123 00:04:33,866 --> 00:04:37,000 I used to know where everything was before I fired my maid. 124 00:04:37,297 --> 00:04:39,164 Now there's no reason to use my safe. 125 00:04:39,191 --> 00:04:41,297 That's okay. We'll find it. It'll take two secs. 126 00:04:41,334 --> 00:04:44,201 Or we take one sec and just skip to the catch. 127 00:04:44,339 --> 00:04:46,049 This place has not been dusted in months, 128 00:04:46,093 --> 00:04:48,477 and he starts with the panic room? No sale. 129 00:04:48,489 --> 00:04:49,715 He's not a sad old man. 130 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:51,658 - He's a sad old liar. - Jeffrey! 131 00:04:51,681 --> 00:04:55,015 No, no, he's right. I've been lying to you. 132 00:04:55,035 --> 00:04:56,535 The truth is, last night, I got up 133 00:04:56,556 --> 00:04:58,789 to get a glass of red, uh, water, 134 00:04:58,879 --> 00:05:00,656 and on my way back from the cellar, 135 00:05:00,690 --> 00:05:02,575 I saw something that scared me so badly, 136 00:05:02,594 --> 00:05:04,961 I locked myself in here, on purpose. 137 00:05:05,181 --> 00:05:07,794 The part about not remembering the code is true. 138 00:05:08,030 --> 00:05:09,205 I'm very thirsty. 139 00:05:09,223 --> 00:05:10,249 Why didn't you call me sooner? 140 00:05:10,267 --> 00:05:13,408 I had to come up with that awesome dusting story 141 00:05:13,442 --> 00:05:16,109 because if you knew what spooked me, 142 00:05:16,493 --> 00:05:18,537 you'd probably call me crazy and old. 143 00:05:18,575 --> 00:05:20,521 No one's gonna call you, Pierce. 144 00:05:20,672 --> 00:05:23,506 You can tell us. We're here to help you. 145 00:05:23,678 --> 00:05:25,897 - I thought I saw my dad. - Oh! 146 00:05:25,922 --> 00:05:28,625 It looked like his face was coming right through the wall, 147 00:05:28,643 --> 00:05:30,338 but that's impossible, 148 00:05:30,356 --> 00:05:32,947 because my dad is dead. 149 00:05:32,990 --> 00:05:34,888 Aha! 150 00:05:35,283 --> 00:05:37,391 I mean, not, aha, your dad is dead, 151 00:05:37,416 --> 00:05:39,141 but, aha, I knew it. 152 00:05:39,215 --> 00:05:42,423 Ghost dad, exploring your haunted mansion 153 00:05:42,454 --> 00:05:43,586 for secret codes? 154 00:05:43,616 --> 00:05:45,573 Nice try, Pierce. You gotta... 155 00:05:45,741 --> 00:05:46,786 ...be kidding me! 156 00:05:46,796 --> 00:05:49,161 What in the Scooby Doo is happening to you people? 157 00:05:49,205 --> 00:05:51,253 Jeff, just go to the party, and we'll meet you there. 158 00:05:51,278 --> 00:05:52,796 We're gonna stay here and help Pierce. 159 00:05:52,839 --> 00:05:55,225 He doesn't need help. He needs attention. 160 00:05:55,248 --> 00:05:56,855 Are you really this naive? 161 00:05:56,911 --> 00:05:57,905 Am I naive? 162 00:05:57,989 --> 00:06:00,993 I'm sure as stuff not your sexy little ring girl. 163 00:06:01,279 --> 00:06:03,042 - I... - Can it, ham. 164 00:06:03,091 --> 00:06:04,959 She's also my ride. 165 00:06:10,778 --> 00:06:11,602 Troy said... 166 00:06:11,620 --> 00:06:13,612 Pierce's bedroom is the third door on the left. 167 00:06:13,659 --> 00:06:15,574 I didn't leave my short term memory at coachella. 168 00:06:15,592 --> 00:06:17,525 Jeez, Winger, keep it above the belt. 169 00:06:17,554 --> 00:06:19,354 - I'm sorry. - Ah, already forgotten. 170 00:06:19,418 --> 00:06:20,724 This house is getting to me. 171 00:06:20,755 --> 00:06:23,748 I know. Kind of weird that a dead person used to live here. 172 00:06:23,779 --> 00:06:26,214 No, what's weird is that a living person lived here 173 00:06:26,239 --> 00:06:28,136 with his parents, well into his 60s. 174 00:06:28,167 --> 00:06:29,155 Then they died, 175 00:06:29,192 --> 00:06:31,313 and he's still here, like a paralyzed Peter Pan. 176 00:06:31,362 --> 00:06:32,208 Not for long. 177 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:34,240 I'm gonna set my shrink ray to daddy issues 178 00:06:34,282 --> 00:06:36,751 and blast that sucker full of closure. 179 00:06:36,782 --> 00:06:37,814 Well, I guess it can't hurt. 180 00:06:37,845 --> 00:06:39,992 Exactly, because, in one way or another, 181 00:06:40,020 --> 00:06:41,320 therapy is always helpful. 182 00:06:41,357 --> 00:06:43,324 No, because there's no possible way 183 00:06:43,342 --> 00:06:44,555 you could mess him up worse. 184 00:06:44,579 --> 00:06:46,270 It's like practicing on a cadaver. 185 00:06:46,288 --> 00:06:47,258 Knock yourself out. 186 00:06:47,276 --> 00:06:49,710 - This has got to be it. - Ugh. 187 00:06:50,071 --> 00:06:52,285 I wish I didn't have so much exposed skin. 188 00:06:53,516 --> 00:06:55,116 Agh. 189 00:06:58,244 --> 00:06:59,555 Tubular. 190 00:06:59,973 --> 00:07:02,482 I, too, lack the adjectives. 191 00:07:04,732 --> 00:07:08,186 Now, how does one search for a red notebook that doesn't exist 192 00:07:08,204 --> 00:07:10,503 without looking, touching or creating future nightmares? 193 00:07:10,546 --> 00:07:11,845 I'll check the nightstand. 194 00:07:12,085 --> 00:07:14,517 I'll check my messages. 195 00:07:14,973 --> 00:07:16,238 Oh, my God. 196 00:07:16,338 --> 00:07:19,246 Pierce keeps his dad's bow tie by his bed. 197 00:07:19,330 --> 00:07:20,162 Yeesh. 198 00:07:20,209 --> 00:07:21,986 Table for Siggy Freud, party of... 199 00:07:22,019 --> 00:07:23,952 Britta, stop answering phones. 200 00:07:24,065 --> 00:07:26,103 How about we ask rip van racism where the codes are? 201 00:07:26,127 --> 00:07:27,887 - Don't. That's not nice. - What? 202 00:07:27,934 --> 00:07:29,767 He was a tightfisted, philandering bigot 203 00:07:29,782 --> 00:07:31,447 who got to outlive most bridges. 204 00:07:31,493 --> 00:07:32,987 We don't owe him our reverence. 205 00:07:33,029 --> 00:07:34,537 So, how about it, you old bag of dust? 206 00:07:34,553 --> 00:07:35,863 You got our numbers? 207 00:07:35,888 --> 00:07:37,503 - I'm serious. Stop it. - Come on. 208 00:07:37,528 --> 00:07:39,103 You don't really believe in ghosts? 209 00:07:39,134 --> 00:07:41,492 I don't know. I'm just not so quick to rule it out. 210 00:07:41,535 --> 00:07:42,809 I believe people can be haunted 211 00:07:42,846 --> 00:07:44,777 by unresolved issues in their past. 212 00:07:44,838 --> 00:07:46,382 Yeah, but issues don't turn into ghosts. 213 00:07:46,413 --> 00:07:47,857 Maybe for Pierce, they have. 214 00:07:47,888 --> 00:07:50,994 Maybe Pierce and his dad have some seriously unfinished business. 215 00:07:51,044 --> 00:07:53,396 No, the dead can't have business. 216 00:07:53,461 --> 00:07:55,602 They can't want or think or do. 217 00:07:55,639 --> 00:07:56,833 It's what makes them dead. 218 00:07:56,878 --> 00:07:59,233 It's the living who choose to be haunted. 219 00:07:59,289 --> 00:08:01,108 Cornelius was barely a dad. 220 00:08:01,136 --> 00:08:02,671 Now, he's nothing. 221 00:08:02,739 --> 00:08:04,616 And Pierce keeps staring into that void 222 00:08:04,659 --> 00:08:07,380 or he can turn around, face his future like I did, 223 00:08:07,403 --> 00:08:10,014 and say, "who gives a crap who my dad was? 224 00:08:10,039 --> 00:08:12,606 "I'm my own man now. I..." 225 00:08:13,300 --> 00:08:15,067 Wow. Pretty slick, Britta, 226 00:08:15,287 --> 00:08:17,352 using ghosts to trick me into opening up. 227 00:08:17,377 --> 00:08:18,708 Too bad it didn't work. 228 00:08:18,726 --> 00:08:22,346 Aw, man, so this is what the zone feels like. 229 00:08:22,366 --> 00:08:24,850 Oh! Analyze this! 230 00:08:27,761 --> 00:08:29,903 We don't want to go over the same area twice, 231 00:08:29,921 --> 00:08:32,289 so be thorough. - Thorough. Got it. 232 00:08:36,356 --> 00:08:39,337 More of a burnt umber, but I won't hold that against him. 233 00:08:39,670 --> 00:08:42,725 "Pierce Hawthorne's ideas for ladies?" 234 00:08:42,803 --> 00:08:44,569 Oh, please. 235 00:08:49,602 --> 00:08:52,740 "Blonde, long legs, with tennis racquet. 236 00:08:53,062 --> 00:08:54,650 "Asian rockette. 237 00:08:54,907 --> 00:08:57,512 "Big boobs, redhead, but doctor," question mark. 238 00:08:57,543 --> 00:08:59,944 Oh, he's not 100% on that one? 239 00:09:00,921 --> 00:09:03,691 This is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me. 240 00:09:05,515 --> 00:09:08,183 Okay, I don't have the codes. 241 00:09:08,346 --> 00:09:11,490 Maybe Shirley and Troy are having better luck in the library. 242 00:09:15,776 --> 00:09:17,176 Abed? 243 00:09:19,783 --> 00:09:21,183 Abed? 244 00:09:24,354 --> 00:09:25,954 If this is supposed to be, like, 245 00:09:25,975 --> 00:09:28,383 that part in that movie that's like this, 246 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:31,586 I would like to remind you that I don't watch scary movies 247 00:09:31,631 --> 00:09:34,652 and therefore cannot appreciate the homage. 248 00:09:46,301 --> 00:09:47,902 Abed? 249 00:09:48,590 --> 00:09:49,924 Ah! 250 00:09:56,704 --> 00:09:58,919 I hate reference humor. 251 00:10:03,433 --> 00:10:04,346 Hold on. 252 00:10:04,373 --> 00:10:06,223 I've been offended by this coat rack before. 253 00:10:06,242 --> 00:10:07,375 Are we going in circles? 254 00:10:07,413 --> 00:10:10,881 Okay, so maybe I spent a little less time in the library 255 00:10:10,910 --> 00:10:13,625 than, say, the walkin cereal closet, 256 00:10:13,683 --> 00:10:16,217 but it's definitely near here. 257 00:10:16,779 --> 00:10:17,773 You skipped this door. 258 00:10:17,805 --> 00:10:19,205 Pierce told me I don't need to go in there. 259 00:10:19,238 --> 00:10:20,859 Then it's probably the library. 260 00:10:20,890 --> 00:10:23,167 Racist son of a... 261 00:10:24,256 --> 00:10:26,385 Sodom and Gomorrah. 262 00:10:26,647 --> 00:10:27,941 It's Pierce's special gym. 263 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:30,074 He never let me use it, 'cause he thinks I'm a child. 264 00:10:30,110 --> 00:10:32,098 - Hold... - He's hiding the indoor swing, 265 00:10:32,110 --> 00:10:33,261 and I'm the child. 266 00:10:33,292 --> 00:10:34,586 No. 267 00:10:34,618 --> 00:10:37,052 Troy, get out of there. 268 00:10:37,404 --> 00:10:39,379 Why does he have so many collars? 269 00:10:39,969 --> 00:10:41,069 Secret dogs! 270 00:10:41,093 --> 00:10:43,074 Oh, it's okay. Come on. 271 00:10:43,108 --> 00:10:44,207 Oh, no. 272 00:10:44,265 --> 00:10:45,631 Forget you saw that, 273 00:10:45,672 --> 00:10:47,232 and then forget I knew what it was. 274 00:10:47,263 --> 00:10:49,055 Great, you won't tell me, Pierce won't tell me. 275 00:10:49,079 --> 00:10:51,422 I have no idea what to Google. I'll never know. 276 00:10:51,440 --> 00:10:52,663 Believe me, dating Britta, 277 00:10:52,686 --> 00:10:54,655 you'll know too much too soon soon enough. 278 00:10:54,686 --> 00:10:55,785 What does Britta have to do with this? 279 00:10:55,811 --> 00:11:00,482 Well, she's a modern woman with experienced tastes. 280 00:11:00,556 --> 00:11:01,913 I think it's nice you two are dating. 281 00:11:01,943 --> 00:11:03,836 I only hope she doesn't make you feel pressured. 282 00:11:03,874 --> 00:11:05,074 Pressured to what? 283 00:11:05,130 --> 00:11:06,730 To fulfill her expectations. 284 00:11:06,798 --> 00:11:08,199 Expectations of what? 285 00:11:09,166 --> 00:11:11,541 - Never mind. - Unsatisfied with what? 286 00:11:24,540 --> 00:11:27,566 Whoa! 287 00:11:27,750 --> 00:11:29,369 I lost Abed. 288 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:30,967 I turned around and he disappeared. 289 00:11:30,986 --> 00:11:32,617 I told you to never let him out of your sight. 290 00:11:32,645 --> 00:11:35,126 That goes double for holidays and wax museums. 291 00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:38,229 - How are we gonna find him? - I don't know, but we have to. 292 00:11:38,337 --> 00:11:40,838 He's probably already looking for us. 293 00:11:42,999 --> 00:11:46,555 Oh, well, that's hallowine in Cougar Town for ya. 294 00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:50,600 Oh, ladies, I'll follow you anywhere. 295 00:11:51,976 --> 00:11:53,851 I do not have daddy issues. 296 00:11:53,863 --> 00:11:54,793 You get two minutes. 297 00:11:54,821 --> 00:11:56,909 Denial is the first step to acceptance. 298 00:11:56,934 --> 00:11:58,747 - That can't be right. - Says the denyist. 299 00:11:58,781 --> 00:12:00,581 - Not a word. - You want to keep digging this hole? 300 00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:02,283 Confronting your daddy issues now 301 00:12:02,301 --> 00:12:04,443 could prevent you from ending up haunted, like Pierce. 302 00:12:04,461 --> 00:12:06,089 - I'll never end up like Pierce. - Won't you? 303 00:12:06,124 --> 00:12:07,361 No, because I'm nothing like him. 304 00:12:07,379 --> 00:12:09,004 - Aren't you? - Are you gonna keep doing that? 305 00:12:09,031 --> 00:12:11,287 - Am I? - The worst therapist? No. 306 00:12:11,313 --> 00:12:12,387 Because you're not a therapist. 307 00:12:12,423 --> 00:12:14,625 But since your misdiagnosing by a mile, 308 00:12:14,645 --> 00:12:16,196 let me point out some differences. 309 00:12:16,227 --> 00:12:18,160 Pierce was raised by his dad. 310 00:12:18,179 --> 00:12:19,534 Mine took off when I was eight. 311 00:12:19,571 --> 00:12:21,152 Pierce spent his whole, pathetic life 312 00:12:21,170 --> 00:12:24,261 begging for scraps of his father's approval. I moved on. 313 00:12:24,309 --> 00:12:26,097 Maybe Pierce needs a dad. I don't. 314 00:12:26,122 --> 00:12:27,713 - Don't you? - Stop that! 315 00:12:27,777 --> 00:12:29,894 Okay, if I need a dad so bad, 316 00:12:29,962 --> 00:12:32,650 how come I've had his phone number for three weeks 317 00:12:32,675 --> 00:12:35,072 without the slightest urge to call him? 318 00:12:35,581 --> 00:12:37,548 You found your dad? 319 00:12:38,151 --> 00:12:39,118 Did I? 320 00:12:39,308 --> 00:12:40,346 Give it here! 321 00:12:40,402 --> 00:12:42,955 I remember when this show was about a community college. 322 00:12:48,246 --> 00:12:51,517 No, you take the fish sticks, senator. 323 00:12:51,734 --> 00:12:54,202 Enjoy the boat show. 324 00:12:57,018 --> 00:12:58,485 Cool. 325 00:13:00,605 --> 00:13:02,439 Cool, cool, cool. 326 00:13:05,515 --> 00:13:08,307 Just let me see the number, for medical purposes! 327 00:13:08,331 --> 00:13:09,230 No! 328 00:13:10,130 --> 00:13:11,951 Help me heal your heart hole! 329 00:13:12,014 --> 00:13:13,256 Never! 330 00:13:14,552 --> 00:13:17,439 So, this is where Pierce has been hiding the taste. 331 00:13:24,893 --> 00:13:26,263 Here's to you, Cornelius. 332 00:13:26,321 --> 00:13:28,324 Gone, but not forgiven. 333 00:13:37,845 --> 00:13:38,727 Of course. 334 00:13:38,758 --> 00:13:40,358 Otherwise, it wouldn't be pointless. 335 00:13:44,921 --> 00:13:46,697 This is pointless. 336 00:13:46,942 --> 00:13:49,042 We have no Abed, no codes. 337 00:13:49,068 --> 00:13:51,191 Pierce sent us on a wild goose chase. 338 00:13:51,252 --> 00:13:53,353 Jeff was right. I am naive. 339 00:13:53,381 --> 00:13:54,690 Oh, don't listen to him. 340 00:13:54,727 --> 00:13:56,921 There's nothing naive about helping a friend in need. 341 00:13:56,968 --> 00:13:59,913 Jeff would know that if he wasn't too cool for after-school specials. 342 00:13:59,967 --> 00:14:01,398 - Thanks, Troy. - Don't worry. 343 00:14:01,445 --> 00:14:03,111 Abed's here. 344 00:14:03,431 --> 00:14:04,518 I can feel him. 345 00:14:04,937 --> 00:14:07,026 Maybe we should loop back to the indoor swing room. 346 00:14:07,045 --> 00:14:08,070 Indoor swing? 347 00:14:08,088 --> 00:14:10,535 That's ridiculous. Someone's gonna break a lamp. 348 00:14:10,686 --> 00:14:12,719 Break something on it. 349 00:14:19,064 --> 00:14:22,733 Britta, while I applaud your gentle approach to psychoanalysis, 350 00:14:22,835 --> 00:14:24,541 I'm not gonna talk about it. 351 00:14:25,682 --> 00:14:27,653 Hey, cut it out! 352 00:14:29,110 --> 00:14:31,166 You're gonna break the... 353 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,772 ...door. 354 00:14:47,369 --> 00:14:49,150 Well, look who came crawling back. 355 00:14:49,167 --> 00:14:50,977 I'm not crawling. Walking. Quite briskly. 356 00:14:50,995 --> 00:14:52,027 Follow! 357 00:14:52,736 --> 00:14:55,470 I like talking to you, Annie. It's easy. 358 00:14:55,522 --> 00:14:57,080 I hope you feel like you can talk to me too. 359 00:14:57,098 --> 00:14:58,598 Oh! 360 00:14:59,369 --> 00:15:00,657 Uh, I... 361 00:15:00,695 --> 00:15:02,824 Spit it out. No secrets between roomies. 362 00:15:02,842 --> 00:15:04,936 - Behind you! - I'm behind you too. 363 00:15:04,961 --> 00:15:06,686 Hands! Wall! 364 00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:09,776 Not sure where you're going here, but just let it out. 365 00:15:11,898 --> 00:15:13,512 Ah! Don't let it out! 366 00:15:13,559 --> 00:15:15,192 Don't let it out! 367 00:15:27,615 --> 00:15:30,141 All right, Pierce, turn off your haunted house! 368 00:15:31,466 --> 00:15:32,566 - Ah! - Ah! 369 00:15:32,604 --> 00:15:34,103 Oh, my God, Pierce is dead. 370 00:15:34,117 --> 00:15:35,350 Cornelius killed him. 371 00:15:35,396 --> 00:15:37,496 I broke the remote! 372 00:15:37,761 --> 00:15:40,228 Do you think it's expensive? 373 00:15:43,714 --> 00:15:44,627 Please, Pierce. 374 00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:47,505 Please don't die slightly before your time. 375 00:15:47,535 --> 00:15:51,103 This means we're next, and I care about us. 376 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:55,020 Oh! 377 00:15:58,247 --> 00:15:59,380 Where... 378 00:15:59,576 --> 00:16:01,181 Gotcha! 379 00:16:01,206 --> 00:16:02,006 What the hell? 380 00:16:02,019 --> 00:16:04,564 I totally had you guys convinced I was dead. 381 00:16:04,608 --> 00:16:06,398 That'll teach you to value my presence. 382 00:16:06,445 --> 00:16:07,930 - Pierce. - Don't Pierce me. 383 00:16:07,973 --> 00:16:09,926 You were going to Vicki's party without me. 384 00:16:09,963 --> 00:16:13,368 Bet you didn't expect me to fake a haunted house to teach you a lesson. 385 00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:15,249 That's exactly what we expected. 386 00:16:15,298 --> 00:16:17,757 For heaven's sake, Pierce, Vicki's the one that didn't invite you. 387 00:16:17,782 --> 00:16:19,129 Why didn't you scare her? 388 00:16:19,148 --> 00:16:20,628 - 'Cause I hate her. - Abed! 389 00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:21,847 Where have you been? 390 00:16:21,879 --> 00:16:23,370 I found Pierce's secret surveillance room. 391 00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:25,132 Did you guys know he was faking a haunted house? 392 00:16:25,177 --> 00:16:27,208 This has been Abed Nadir with the late report. 393 00:16:27,226 --> 00:16:29,093 Sorry. Good montages take time. 394 00:16:29,127 --> 00:16:31,494 Man, it was so easy. 395 00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:34,252 A few shadows, a couple of mirror tricks. 396 00:16:34,316 --> 00:16:37,105 A little, custom built latex walls, 397 00:16:37,123 --> 00:16:39,089 and you're all crappin' in your short pants. 398 00:16:39,118 --> 00:16:41,437 It was pretty impressive, particularly the shadowy figure 399 00:16:41,449 --> 00:16:42,387 you hired to watch you sleep. 400 00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:43,852 Wow, that is creepy. 401 00:16:43,865 --> 00:16:46,499 A standout performance. Is he sad? 402 00:16:49,305 --> 00:16:51,714 - What are you doing? - I didn't hire anyone. 403 00:16:51,745 --> 00:16:54,013 Oh, enough, Pierce. Just open the damn door. 404 00:16:54,025 --> 00:16:54,944 There's no ghost. 405 00:16:54,990 --> 00:16:56,422 Then how do you explain this? 406 00:16:56,447 --> 00:16:57,791 You probably asked someone 407 00:16:57,808 --> 00:17:00,093 to help you with your stupid prank and then forgot. 408 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,527 Uh-uh. Levar Burton was a hard no. 409 00:17:02,571 --> 00:17:04,129 There's only one explanation. 410 00:17:04,162 --> 00:17:06,802 I belittled my father's good name for a prank, 411 00:17:06,821 --> 00:17:08,879 and his ghost has returned to scold me 412 00:17:08,915 --> 00:17:11,667 and probably butcher you guys for going along with it. 413 00:17:11,748 --> 00:17:14,428 You think hiding in this room is gonna keep you safe? 414 00:17:14,472 --> 00:17:17,178 Ghosts can't go through doors, stupid. 415 00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:18,391 They're not fire. 416 00:17:18,428 --> 00:17:20,959 Pierce, I am paying a teenager by the hour 417 00:17:20,976 --> 00:17:23,128 to care about my children so I can go to this party, 418 00:17:23,147 --> 00:17:24,283 so you have to ask yourself, 419 00:17:24,329 --> 00:17:27,130 is the real threat out there or in here? 420 00:17:27,169 --> 00:17:28,536 Fine. I'll open it myself. 421 00:17:28,567 --> 00:17:30,911 No, no. He'll scold me! 422 00:17:30,936 --> 00:17:31,952 Ah! 423 00:17:32,265 --> 00:17:33,835 Someone's punching in the code from the outside. 424 00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:36,821 - Please tell me one of us is outside. - Oh! 425 00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:45,664 May I be of some assistance? 426 00:17:45,695 --> 00:17:47,039 Gilbert! 427 00:17:47,057 --> 00:17:48,713 Gilbert, what are you doing in my house? 428 00:17:48,740 --> 00:17:50,560 Well, technically, it's my house. 429 00:17:50,589 --> 00:17:51,819 After our father died, 430 00:17:51,864 --> 00:17:53,952 I became the sole inheritor of his estate, 431 00:17:53,971 --> 00:17:56,772 including all six houses and the decommissioned submarine. 432 00:17:56,824 --> 00:17:57,948 - What? - What? 433 00:17:57,982 --> 00:17:59,970 So you came here to kick me out? 434 00:17:59,995 --> 00:18:01,714 Actually, I came here to give you the deed, 435 00:18:01,821 --> 00:18:03,978 but on the day of my arrival, you were out. 436 00:18:04,009 --> 00:18:05,743 I noticed mail piled up by the door. 437 00:18:05,762 --> 00:18:07,716 I took it in, paid the overdue bills, 438 00:18:07,768 --> 00:18:10,261 replaced a few light bulbs, and, well, 439 00:18:10,286 --> 00:18:11,710 that was six weeks ago. 440 00:18:11,745 --> 00:18:14,285 So you've been living here in secret this whole time? 441 00:18:14,304 --> 00:18:16,324 Yes. I'm ashamed to say 442 00:18:16,368 --> 00:18:19,368 that after a lifetime as Cornelius's assistant, 443 00:18:19,562 --> 00:18:22,150 I've had a difficult time adjusting to his passing. 444 00:18:22,493 --> 00:18:24,633 It seems his absence has taken a greater toll 445 00:18:24,651 --> 00:18:25,850 than his presence ever did. 446 00:18:25,879 --> 00:18:28,524 Taking care of Pierce gave my life purpose again, 447 00:18:28,535 --> 00:18:32,126 but now that I've been discovered by your thin friend, 448 00:18:32,143 --> 00:18:34,404 I must apologize and bid you adieu. 449 00:18:34,422 --> 00:18:36,289 Goodbye, Pierce. 450 00:18:38,479 --> 00:18:40,987 There's a load of clean socks in the dryer. 451 00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:42,678 Gilbert, wait. Wait. 452 00:18:42,721 --> 00:18:45,502 Look, I've been doing really well since dad died, 453 00:18:45,563 --> 00:18:47,751 so I don't need anyone taking care of me, 454 00:18:47,832 --> 00:18:50,212 but if you're having a tough time... 455 00:18:50,953 --> 00:18:53,587 Well, I guess I could use a roommate. 456 00:18:55,238 --> 00:18:56,788 Will there be anything else, brother? 457 00:18:56,819 --> 00:18:59,419 Yes. Bring it in. 458 00:18:59,658 --> 00:19:02,026 - Oh. - Oh. 459 00:19:05,683 --> 00:19:07,751 Have fun at the party. 460 00:19:07,978 --> 00:19:10,465 Tell Vicki I say happy Halloween. That'll mess with her. 461 00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:11,523 You sure you don't want to come? 462 00:19:11,556 --> 00:19:13,084 I've got a mask for you to wear. 463 00:19:13,115 --> 00:19:14,603 One that doesn't zip at the mouth. 464 00:19:14,627 --> 00:19:15,728 No, thanks. 465 00:19:15,814 --> 00:19:17,556 I'll hang around here with Gilbert. 466 00:19:17,587 --> 00:19:18,987 He needs me. 467 00:19:19,133 --> 00:19:20,766 Oh, that's nice. 468 00:19:20,804 --> 00:19:22,336 What was all that about masks? 469 00:19:22,358 --> 00:19:23,642 Don't know, don't want to. 470 00:19:23,661 --> 00:19:24,617 Fair enough. 471 00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:27,984 Hey, how about you and I skip out on this party? 472 00:19:28,121 --> 00:19:29,408 Why? To do what and where? 473 00:19:29,426 --> 00:19:32,536 Oh, I was thinking you could show me some Inspector Spacetime. 474 00:19:32,602 --> 00:19:33,841 You're always talking about it. 475 00:19:33,872 --> 00:19:35,097 I've never seen a full episode. 476 00:19:35,122 --> 00:19:37,655 Oh, are you sure you want to? 477 00:19:37,691 --> 00:19:40,046 It starts pretty slow. The first Inspector couldn't even time travel. 478 00:19:40,070 --> 00:19:41,427 Uh! That sounds fine. 479 00:19:41,445 --> 00:19:43,088 After a night of running in circles, 480 00:19:43,133 --> 00:19:46,679 trying to untie Winger knots, I'm looking for something slow. 481 00:19:51,833 --> 00:19:53,739 Sorry I ruined your night. 482 00:19:53,929 --> 00:19:55,829 Actually, Pierce ruined my night, 483 00:19:55,843 --> 00:19:56,942 but you were right to let him. 484 00:19:56,969 --> 00:19:58,301 You still want to go to the party? 485 00:19:58,336 --> 00:20:01,611 I heard Vicki bought dry ice and gave Leonard the wrong address. 486 00:20:01,683 --> 00:20:03,550 - Uh, I'll take a pass. - Oh. 487 00:20:03,689 --> 00:20:06,990 I have some unfinished business at home. 488 00:20:51,211 --> 00:20:52,611 Troy! 489 00:20:53,781 --> 00:20:55,515 Are you in here? 490 00:20:55,623 --> 00:20:58,217 Abed, was that you? 491 00:20:58,258 --> 00:21:01,583 I want to show you something on the other side of the bookcase. 492 00:21:02,861 --> 00:21:04,195 Troy? 493 00:21:04,384 --> 00:21:06,332 Find me as soon as you can. 494 00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:10,408 Who is in my house? 495 00:21:11,639 --> 00:21:13,140 Gilbert! 496 00:21:13,201 --> 00:21:14,768 Hijinks. 497 00:21:17,779 --> 00:21:19,513 Indubitably. 498 00:21:19,765 --> 00:21:22,632 Did it work? 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