1 00:00:18,961 --> 00:00:20,823 Jeff, you haven't even looked at the new course catalog. 2 00:00:20,824 --> 00:00:22,097 I'm like a kid in a candy store. 3 00:00:22,098 --> 00:00:24,682 Well, the candy has lost its appeal now that I work at the store. 4 00:00:24,683 --> 00:00:27,612 You might say becoming a teacher here gave me diabetes. 5 00:00:27,613 --> 00:00:29,092 I was just saying that. 6 00:00:29,093 --> 00:00:32,152 Are you always thirsty and fatigued and you have blurry vision and 7 00:00:32,153 --> 00:00:33,153 your cuts heal slower? 8 00:00:33,154 --> 00:00:35,362 Those are actual diabetes symptoms. 9 00:00:35,363 --> 00:00:37,142 That's what the doctor said. 10 00:00:37,143 --> 00:00:38,752 So, is he treating it? 11 00:00:38,753 --> 00:00:40,142 I asked him the same thing. 12 00:00:40,143 --> 00:00:41,023 What did he say? 13 00:00:41,024 --> 00:00:44,312 He said, make an appointment through his office during business hours. 14 00:00:44,313 --> 00:00:46,085 This is his home, his children sleep here. 15 00:00:46,086 --> 00:00:47,210 You know doctors. 16 00:00:47,211 --> 00:00:49,168 Oh, my gosh, you guys. 17 00:00:49,169 --> 00:00:52,210 There's a class called Basic Grifting. 18 00:00:52,211 --> 00:00:55,412 Should we all learn how to be grifters together? 19 00:00:55,413 --> 00:00:56,882 Wait, what do grifters do again? 20 00:00:56,883 --> 00:00:58,062 I got this. 21 00:00:58,063 --> 00:00:59,252 I'll tell you for five bucks. 22 00:00:59,253 --> 00:01:00,422 No. 23 00:01:00,423 --> 00:01:01,572 You better sign me up Me too. 24 00:01:01,573 --> 00:01:04,102 I've always wanted to learn more about grifting ever since I saw 1990's, 25 00:01:04,103 --> 00:01:06,512 The Grifters, featuring John Cusack, Anjelica Huston, and 26 00:01:06,513 --> 00:01:07,373 almost no grifting. 27 00:01:07,374 --> 00:01:09,272 You guys, don't take a grifting class. 28 00:01:09,273 --> 00:01:10,532 You're going to get grifted. 29 00:01:10,533 --> 00:01:13,792 Even more so than by that oceanography class, only none of you will 30 00:01:13,793 --> 00:01:16,002 even get a goldfish, then you're gonna come crying back to me. 31 00:01:16,003 --> 00:01:17,003 Why you? 32 00:01:17,004 --> 00:01:18,352 Because, lets face it, 33 00:01:18,353 --> 00:01:21,362 I'm the closest thing that Greendale has to an experienced grifter. 34 00:01:21,363 --> 00:01:26,202 Oh, this is one of those things where Jeff gets jealous of something dumb. 35 00:01:26,203 --> 00:01:27,933 Jeff's jealous of a grifter. 36 00:01:27,934 --> 00:01:29,961 Because he wishes he was still a grifter 37 00:01:32,336 --> 00:01:34,460 That's something even I could mock, and I live in an RV. 38 00:01:34,461 --> 00:01:37,168 I'm judging you, and my dinner table folds down from a wall. 39 00:01:37,169 --> 00:01:40,536 I say we all take the grifting class together, have a great time, and 40 00:01:40,537 --> 00:01:42,182 rub it in Jeff's face! 41 00:01:42,183 --> 00:01:43,522 Who's in, and can you cover me? 42 00:01:43,523 --> 00:01:44,323 I'll pay you back. 43 00:01:44,324 --> 00:01:45,682 I'll get it from your parents. 44 00:01:45,683 --> 00:01:46,932 I'll pay you back. 45 00:01:46,933 --> 00:01:48,972 At which point I'll pay back your parents. 46 00:01:48,973 --> 00:01:49,993 Which will be never. 47 00:01:51,433 --> 00:01:53,566 I'll get a high five from your parents. 48 00:01:53,567 --> 00:01:55,977 All right, each student should bring a briefcase. 49 00:01:55,978 --> 00:01:57,377 I don't have a briefcase. 50 00:01:57,378 --> 00:01:58,777 We're gonna grift with briefcases? 51 00:01:58,778 --> 00:02:00,592 Basic my ass, that's advanced. 52 00:02:00,593 --> 00:02:01,148 Mm-hm. 53 00:02:01,149 --> 00:02:02,557 I have a few extra briefcases. 54 00:02:02,558 --> 00:02:03,847 Shocker. Are they regulation? 55 00:02:03,848 --> 00:02:05,787 We each need a regulation grifting briefcase. 56 00:02:05,788 --> 00:02:06,628 It's a grift. 57 00:02:06,629 --> 00:02:08,727 What's a regulation briefcase? 58 00:02:08,728 --> 00:02:09,588 I don't know. 59 00:02:09,589 --> 00:02:11,557 But they're provided for only $150. 60 00:02:11,558 --> 00:02:13,097 You're being grifted. 61 00:02:13,098 --> 00:02:13,908 Shut up, Jeff. 62 00:02:13,909 --> 00:02:15,557 You're such a negative person. 63 00:02:15,558 --> 00:02:17,937 What do you contribute to this group besides negativity? 64 00:02:17,938 --> 00:02:21,502 Guys, watch this, can I borrow $150? 65 00:02:21,503 --> 00:02:22,473 No. See! 66 00:02:22,474 --> 00:02:26,062 Now who's gonna come with me and show this guy what's up? 67 00:02:26,063 --> 00:02:27,752 I'll pay you back. I'll get it from your parents. 68 00:02:27,753 --> 00:02:30,378 Tell them I spit on their wealth and thank you. 69 00:03:10,380 --> 00:03:13,087 Good morning. 70 00:03:13,088 --> 00:03:18,669 My name is Professor Roger DeSalvo, for the time being. 71 00:03:18,670 --> 00:03:23,021 For I use many a pseudonym, such as Jeff Goulash, Philip Switch, 72 00:03:23,022 --> 00:03:24,703 or Baz Ravish. 73 00:03:24,704 --> 00:03:28,447 For I am a grifter and this is Grifting 101. 74 00:03:36,295 --> 00:03:38,424 Now which one of you thinks I did that on purpose? 75 00:03:40,214 --> 00:03:42,183 Exactly, you think you've seen me fail. 76 00:03:42,184 --> 00:03:45,523 You think you've spotted a weakness. 77 00:03:45,524 --> 00:03:49,593 Let me tell you something, with a flick of a wrist, I could show you a fool 78 00:03:49,594 --> 00:03:53,653 one minute, or longer. 79 00:03:53,654 --> 00:03:55,023 I see you've got your briefcases. 80 00:03:55,024 --> 00:03:56,920 Excellent. Hold them aloft. 81 00:03:58,879 --> 00:04:00,295 Pass them to each other. 82 00:04:03,879 --> 00:04:07,545 Now pass them back. 83 00:04:07,546 --> 00:04:09,045 Do it at speed. 84 00:04:09,046 --> 00:04:10,303 Quicker! 85 00:04:10,304 --> 00:04:11,304 Pass them like hell. 86 00:04:12,974 --> 00:04:18,254 Pass them like your sister's dying, and continue that for about 40 minutes. 87 00:04:21,378 --> 00:04:23,118 Wait, 40 minutes? 88 00:04:23,119 --> 00:04:24,001 What's your name, my love? 89 00:04:24,002 --> 00:04:25,323 Annie Edison. 90 00:04:25,324 --> 00:04:26,553 That sounds like a real name, 91 00:04:26,554 --> 00:04:29,668 not the name of a grifter and therefore, not a teacher. 92 00:04:29,669 --> 00:04:31,793 Ahem. 93 00:04:31,794 --> 00:04:32,294 What? 94 00:04:32,295 --> 00:04:33,863 My name is Slick Pockets Tucker. 95 00:04:33,864 --> 00:04:34,444 No, it's not. 96 00:04:34,445 --> 00:04:36,603 That's correct. I was just wondering what the next lesson will be. 97 00:04:36,604 --> 00:04:40,093 The next lesson will be passing two briefcases. 98 00:04:40,094 --> 00:04:42,503 You need to master the art of passing one, and 99 00:04:42,504 --> 00:04:45,203 then you can purchase another briefcase. 100 00:04:45,204 --> 00:04:46,628 What? You talk too much. 101 00:04:46,629 --> 00:04:49,754 Keep passing. 102 00:04:50,955 --> 00:04:56,004 It's a very funny book. 103 00:05:03,962 --> 00:05:05,628 Oh no, grifters. 104 00:05:05,629 --> 00:05:09,669 I better watch my french fries unless, counterfeit? 105 00:05:09,670 --> 00:05:10,878 Where'd you learn to do that? 106 00:05:10,879 --> 00:05:11,961 We didn't learn anything. 107 00:05:11,962 --> 00:05:13,711 That class is... A rip off? 108 00:05:13,712 --> 00:05:15,461 Hm, what's another word for that? 109 00:05:15,462 --> 00:05:17,753 All he did was throw his hat and make us pass briefcases. 110 00:05:17,754 --> 00:05:19,211 And, he kept trying to sell us stuff. 111 00:05:19,212 --> 00:05:22,118 Briefcase swapping talcum for grifters palm, briefcase hinge oil for 112 00:05:22,119 --> 00:05:25,128 silence switcheroos, and something called extra believable socks. 113 00:05:25,129 --> 00:05:28,170 Those are actually half off, I kind of feel like I grifted him. 114 00:05:28,171 --> 00:05:33,461 So in a sense, what happened is you took a class about grifting. 115 00:05:33,462 --> 00:05:40,544 Aaaaaannnnnd... Jeff, you really need us to say it? 116 00:05:40,545 --> 00:05:44,044 You were... Eh, whoa, whoa, yeah I need you to say it. 117 00:05:44,045 --> 00:05:46,879 Let me just get settled. 118 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:50,461 Okay go. 119 00:05:50,462 --> 00:05:51,462 You were right. 120 00:05:53,504 --> 00:05:55,295 Yeah. 121 00:05:55,296 --> 00:05:57,128 Well, you live and you learn, guys. 122 00:05:57,129 --> 00:05:58,628 Well, you live anyway. 123 00:05:58,629 --> 00:06:00,453 So now, will you please help us? 124 00:06:00,454 --> 00:06:01,553 Help you? 125 00:06:01,554 --> 00:06:02,793 We want revenge. 126 00:06:02,794 --> 00:06:03,584 We wanna grift him back. 127 00:06:03,585 --> 00:06:04,653 You wanna grift a grifter? 128 00:06:04,654 --> 00:06:06,083 That's as dumb as taking his class. 129 00:06:06,084 --> 00:06:06,837 Just cut your losses. 130 00:06:06,837 --> 00:06:07,587 But, Jeff. 131 00:06:07,588 --> 00:06:10,586 I begged you not to go down this path, and you made fun of me. 132 00:06:10,587 --> 00:06:12,003 You pointed in my face and laughed. 133 00:06:12,004 --> 00:06:13,711 We're sorry we hurt your feelings. 134 00:06:13,712 --> 00:06:15,503 My feelings are fine. 135 00:06:15,504 --> 00:06:18,503 I'm just very lazy, and you gave me an excuse to do nothing. 136 00:06:18,504 --> 00:06:19,711 I'm not just gonna throw that away. 137 00:06:19,712 --> 00:06:20,961 You don't want to take this guy down? 138 00:06:20,962 --> 00:06:22,669 He's even lazier than you. 139 00:06:22,670 --> 00:06:25,086 Doesn't your species consider that a challenge? 140 00:06:25,087 --> 00:06:28,923 Shouldn't you be on some kind of reverse pissing contest to determine who's 141 00:06:28,924 --> 00:06:29,462 laziest? 142 00:06:29,463 --> 00:06:31,419 Wait, is that where you suck it back up in your? 143 00:06:31,420 --> 00:06:35,294 I'm sorry, I've only ever done it the other way. 144 00:06:35,295 --> 00:06:36,628 You mean peeing? 145 00:06:36,629 --> 00:06:41,044 No, I mean in the back. 146 00:06:41,045 --> 00:06:42,711 He hasn't done anything to me. 147 00:06:42,712 --> 00:06:44,669 In fact, he sounds like a pretty good guy. 148 00:06:44,670 --> 00:06:49,086 I bet we'd get along. 149 00:06:49,087 --> 00:06:50,628 Good show. 150 00:06:50,629 --> 00:06:52,944 Good show. 151 00:06:52,945 --> 00:06:53,750 What show? 152 00:06:53,751 --> 00:06:55,878 I haven't seen that show. 153 00:06:55,879 --> 00:06:56,629 All right. 154 00:06:56,630 --> 00:06:58,794 All the best. 155 00:06:58,795 --> 00:07:00,044 And, you are? 156 00:07:00,045 --> 00:07:03,566 Well, I was the guy with a full bottle of scotch and a high tolerance for 157 00:07:03,567 --> 00:07:05,206 foreigners. 158 00:07:05,207 --> 00:07:07,236 How robust. 159 00:07:07,237 --> 00:07:09,086 I'd imagine that you're Jeff Winger. 160 00:07:09,087 --> 00:07:11,919 Turns out we're going to be office buddies. 161 00:07:11,920 --> 00:07:12,837 Hello there, sir. 162 00:07:12,838 --> 00:07:15,128 My name is Roger DeSalvo. 163 00:07:15,129 --> 00:07:16,046 Or is it? 164 00:07:16,047 --> 00:07:18,461 You see, I happen to be in the... Grifting 101. 165 00:07:18,462 --> 00:07:19,753 Yes, I've heard about you. 166 00:07:19,754 --> 00:07:21,919 That would be your desk. 167 00:07:21,920 --> 00:07:23,379 If you need a mnemonic device, 168 00:07:23,380 --> 00:07:26,087 it's the one without someone else's stuff all over it. 169 00:07:26,088 --> 00:07:28,836 Well played, very well played. 170 00:07:28,837 --> 00:07:30,836 I gotta say. 171 00:07:30,837 --> 00:07:33,878 I admire your style. 172 00:07:33,879 --> 00:07:36,336 Grifting people by selling them grifting lessons? 173 00:07:36,337 --> 00:07:38,493 It's genius, but I called it. 174 00:07:38,494 --> 00:07:40,283 I never said my class was a grift. 175 00:07:40,284 --> 00:07:42,143 I don't worry about me, I'm one of you. 176 00:07:42,144 --> 00:07:43,503 Was, anyway. 177 00:07:43,504 --> 00:07:44,045 Do tell. 178 00:07:44,046 --> 00:07:48,959 Well, I worked at one of the top law firms in the city as a lawyer, but 179 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:49,920 guess what. 180 00:07:49,921 --> 00:07:51,522 I'm not a lawyer. 181 00:07:51,523 --> 00:07:54,211 Well, I think you're talking about lying. 182 00:07:54,212 --> 00:07:56,128 Grifting happens to be an art form. 183 00:07:56,129 --> 00:07:57,629 The art of lying. 184 00:07:57,630 --> 00:07:59,294 Let's not get high-handed. 185 00:07:59,295 --> 00:08:00,883 Grifting is lying. 186 00:08:00,884 --> 00:08:02,753 Okay. So, like a string is a sweater? 187 00:08:02,754 --> 00:08:04,723 Like, paint is the Sistine Chapel? 188 00:08:04,724 --> 00:08:08,913 Sure, grifting includes lying, but only a liar would call grifting lying. 189 00:08:08,914 --> 00:08:11,994 And, only a delusional hobo would glorify stealing. 190 00:08:11,995 --> 00:08:13,878 Really? Did you say something that wasn't true there? 191 00:08:13,879 --> 00:08:15,563 Maybe we should phone the museum. 192 00:08:15,564 --> 00:08:17,013 I was on your side. 193 00:08:17,014 --> 00:08:17,744 You're an ass. 194 00:08:17,745 --> 00:08:19,783 Well, you're a craftless, artless thug. 195 00:08:19,784 --> 00:08:21,923 And, I'm God's paintbrush. 196 00:08:21,924 --> 00:08:25,754 No, I am God, which pretty much makes me better than you. 197 00:08:29,046 --> 00:08:31,211 You know what? 198 00:08:31,212 --> 00:08:33,109 Let's agree to disagree. 199 00:08:33,110 --> 00:08:35,625 It's not important. 200 00:08:35,626 --> 00:08:36,253 Oh, okay. 201 00:08:36,254 --> 00:08:37,346 So, you can lie. 202 00:08:37,347 --> 00:08:38,785 Yeah, you liar. 203 00:08:38,786 --> 00:08:41,851 Yeah. 204 00:08:43,825 --> 00:08:46,211 I wanna speak to you, you son of a bitch. 205 00:08:46,212 --> 00:08:48,044 What? 206 00:08:48,045 --> 00:08:50,044 I love you. 207 00:08:50,045 --> 00:08:52,669 Oh. 208 00:08:52,670 --> 00:08:55,169 I do too. 209 00:08:55,170 --> 00:08:57,295 Good. 210 00:08:57,296 --> 00:08:58,544 Hm. 211 00:08:58,545 --> 00:09:00,753 Hm. 212 00:09:00,754 --> 00:09:03,211 Why are you guys still doing that? 213 00:09:03,212 --> 00:09:07,919 Well, it was homework, and we're getting better, right? 214 00:09:07,920 --> 00:09:10,837 Or, the friction has gradually melted the handle to fit into our palms. 215 00:09:10,838 --> 00:09:12,086 There's nothing to get better at. 216 00:09:12,087 --> 00:09:13,253 The class is a grift. 217 00:09:13,254 --> 00:09:15,878 The next person who says grift is gonna grift! 218 00:09:15,879 --> 00:09:18,003 My god, now it's replacing other words. 219 00:09:18,004 --> 00:09:19,034 All right, I'm in. 220 00:09:20,784 --> 00:09:22,128 Let's grift the son of a bitch. 221 00:09:22,129 --> 00:09:26,544 Yay! 222 00:09:26,545 --> 00:09:27,420 Why are you cheering? 223 00:09:27,421 --> 00:09:29,336 He could be saying anything. 224 00:09:29,337 --> 00:09:31,905 Grift! 225 00:09:31,906 --> 00:09:34,474 Grift! 226 00:09:34,475 --> 00:09:35,118 Grift! 227 00:09:35,118 --> 00:09:35,761 Grift! 228 00:09:35,761 --> 00:09:36,404 Grift! 229 00:09:36,404 --> 00:09:37,404 Grift! 230 00:09:55,637 --> 00:09:57,839 Good work, I can't remember your name. 231 00:09:57,840 --> 00:09:59,731 Likewise, no idea what your name is. 232 00:09:59,732 --> 00:10:00,771 Great job. 233 00:10:00,772 --> 00:10:01,951 All right. 234 00:10:01,952 --> 00:10:06,781 I say you're pretty close to swapping the briefcases loaded with 235 00:10:06,782 --> 00:10:09,271 actual fake money such as this. 236 00:10:09,272 --> 00:10:11,421 This isn't real money, it's just cut up newspaper. 237 00:10:11,422 --> 00:10:14,231 But it weighs the same, costs five dollars a piece. 238 00:10:14,232 --> 00:10:15,362 You'll be using ten. 239 00:10:16,592 --> 00:10:18,781 Telegram for Elroy Patashnik. 240 00:10:18,782 --> 00:10:19,782 I'm Patashnik. 241 00:10:20,372 --> 00:10:21,372 Telegram, sir. 242 00:10:23,782 --> 00:10:24,632 Oh, my God. 243 00:10:24,633 --> 00:10:26,695 My Aunt Baba died on vacation while in Africa. 244 00:10:26,696 --> 00:10:27,786 Aw. 245 00:10:27,787 --> 00:10:29,741 But she left me a million dollars, but 246 00:10:29,742 --> 00:10:32,321 the African government wants to seize the funds. 247 00:10:32,322 --> 00:10:33,610 Class dismissed. 248 00:10:35,871 --> 00:10:37,450 Not you. 249 00:10:42,697 --> 00:10:43,985 Are you out of your mind? 250 00:10:43,986 --> 00:10:46,491 What? The African telegram. 251 00:10:46,492 --> 00:10:48,041 The Jim Belushi of grift? 252 00:10:48,042 --> 00:10:49,651 Are you trying to grift me? 253 00:10:49,652 --> 00:10:50,758 I'll cut you in for fourteen grand. 254 00:10:50,759 --> 00:10:53,405 Get out. 255 00:10:53,406 --> 00:10:57,794 Out. 256 00:10:57,795 --> 00:11:00,232 One more thing. 257 00:11:00,233 --> 00:11:01,342 Nice try twice. 258 00:11:02,682 --> 00:11:06,581 Twice? The fake grift within the grift, or the double bean, if you like. 259 00:11:06,582 --> 00:11:09,902 I'm gonna mention a name and however you react, I'll know the truth. 260 00:11:12,902 --> 00:11:15,318 Jeff Winger, that's the one! 261 00:11:15,319 --> 00:11:17,211 Jeff Winger? What with the, who? 262 00:11:17,212 --> 00:11:18,501 That's the one. 263 00:11:18,502 --> 00:11:19,861 Out you go. 264 00:11:19,862 --> 00:11:20,862 Say hi to him. 265 00:11:23,322 --> 00:11:28,985 By the way, Jeff Winger, nice try thrice. 266 00:11:32,235 --> 00:11:34,861 Hey, how was grifting class? 267 00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:37,781 Did you teach some advanced grifting techniques only you could understand? 268 00:11:37,782 --> 00:11:39,241 The Brown Betty? 269 00:11:39,242 --> 00:11:40,301 The Texas oil baby? 270 00:11:40,302 --> 00:11:41,591 The reverse Jim Gaffigan? 271 00:11:41,592 --> 00:11:44,531 Well, I wouldn't teach the African telegram. 272 00:11:44,532 --> 00:11:46,181 Since I'm not a hack. 273 00:11:46,182 --> 00:11:48,451 And also, since the Internet. 274 00:11:48,452 --> 00:11:49,581 Okay. 275 00:11:49,582 --> 00:11:50,272 You got me. 276 00:11:50,272 --> 00:11:50,932 Game over. 277 00:11:50,933 --> 00:11:56,076 - Let's end this competition - Cheers to that. 278 00:12:01,794 --> 00:12:03,536 Sir, you. 279 00:12:03,537 --> 00:12:05,201 That guy left his lottery ticket on the table. 280 00:12:05,202 --> 00:12:06,401 That was the telegram man. 281 00:12:06,402 --> 00:12:06,922 No, it wasn't. 282 00:12:06,923 --> 00:12:08,611 I mean what telegram? 283 00:12:08,612 --> 00:12:09,332 Exactly. 284 00:12:09,333 --> 00:12:10,631 What telegram? 285 00:12:10,632 --> 00:12:12,961 Because the Internet, you know? 286 00:12:12,962 --> 00:12:15,981 That place that you obviously went to to type in the word grifting. 287 00:12:15,982 --> 00:12:18,371 I'm gonna grift you. 288 00:12:18,372 --> 00:12:20,041 I'm gonna grift your ass. 289 00:12:20,042 --> 00:12:21,780 Or is that the grift? 290 00:12:21,781 --> 00:12:23,011 None of it is a grift! 291 00:12:23,012 --> 00:12:24,521 It's all nonsense! 292 00:12:24,522 --> 00:12:29,251 Okay, how many times have I told you people the faculty lounge is 293 00:12:29,252 --> 00:12:30,371 not a bar? 294 00:12:30,372 --> 00:12:32,481 All right, pack it up people. 295 00:12:32,482 --> 00:12:35,484 Come on, you don't have to go teach a class but you can't stay here. 296 00:12:35,485 --> 00:12:37,192 Look, truce. 297 00:12:37,193 --> 00:12:38,521 Okay? 298 00:12:38,522 --> 00:12:42,139 Promise no more grifting and promise, if this is worth a million, 299 00:12:42,140 --> 00:12:44,751 we'll split it. 300 00:12:44,752 --> 00:12:45,292 You're an idiot. 301 00:12:45,293 --> 00:12:47,741 Or maybe I'm a genius. 302 00:12:47,742 --> 00:12:48,552 No, I can answer that. 303 00:12:48,553 --> 00:12:49,931 You're definitely an idiot. 304 00:12:49,932 --> 00:12:52,271 Can an idiot walk backwards like this and not hit anything? 305 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:56,152 Maybe. Or, maybe not. 306 00:12:57,235 --> 00:13:00,568 What? 307 00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:08,942 What are you doing here? 308 00:13:08,943 --> 00:13:10,734 This guy is a grifter. 309 00:13:10,735 --> 00:13:12,359 Professor of grifting. 310 00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:15,149 He charges $400, you get two brief cases and 311 00:13:15,150 --> 00:13:17,542 your ex boyfriend becomes an obsessive. 312 00:13:18,862 --> 00:13:20,502 I didn't know you and Winger were lovers. 313 00:13:21,682 --> 00:13:23,701 If he wanted my respect, he should have opened with that. 314 00:13:23,702 --> 00:13:25,731 Are you trying to be disarming? 315 00:13:25,732 --> 00:13:28,061 Are you grifting me out of my arms? 316 00:13:28,062 --> 00:13:28,952 I did nothing to that man. 317 00:13:28,953 --> 00:13:30,271 He called himself a grifter. 318 00:13:30,272 --> 00:13:31,471 I just simply corrected him. 319 00:13:31,472 --> 00:13:34,322 Yeah, because the truth is so important to the both of you. 320 00:13:35,972 --> 00:13:38,735 So what's it gonna cost to make you go away? 321 00:13:45,570 --> 00:13:47,776 Well? 322 00:13:47,777 --> 00:13:48,991 He took the bait. 323 00:13:48,992 --> 00:13:49,582 Yes. 324 00:13:49,582 --> 00:13:50,172 Yes. 325 00:13:50,173 --> 00:13:52,051 Wait, I thought we didn't want him to take the bait? 326 00:13:52,052 --> 00:13:53,282 No, no, we're saying the same thing. 327 00:13:53,283 --> 00:13:55,122 He didn't take the bait, we didn't want taken. 328 00:13:57,172 --> 00:13:58,261 The African Telegram? 329 00:13:58,262 --> 00:14:03,411 Yeah, which was offered as fake bait and taken as such, ie, not taken. 330 00:14:03,412 --> 00:14:05,371 Because that made him feel in control. 331 00:14:05,372 --> 00:14:08,951 And by avoiding all visible bait, he placed himself on the invisible hook 332 00:14:08,952 --> 00:14:10,781 of assuming we're planning to grift him. 333 00:14:10,782 --> 00:14:11,582 Oh, I like it. 334 00:14:11,582 --> 00:14:12,242 Yeah. 335 00:14:12,242 --> 00:14:12,742 And. 336 00:14:12,743 --> 00:14:13,761 But we are. 337 00:14:13,762 --> 00:14:15,291 So we knows the truth. 338 00:14:15,292 --> 00:14:17,941 Isn't that like the one thing you're not supposed to know when you're 339 00:14:17,942 --> 00:14:18,442 being grifted? 340 00:14:18,442 --> 00:14:19,442 Hm. 341 00:14:20,022 --> 00:14:24,111 He can know a plan all he wants. 342 00:14:24,112 --> 00:14:26,491 But the plan he knows won't be our plan. 343 00:14:26,492 --> 00:14:27,172 Okay. 344 00:14:27,173 --> 00:14:28,631 Oh. 345 00:14:28,632 --> 00:14:33,942 Because our plan is impossible to know? 346 00:14:33,943 --> 00:14:41,101 Because, oh, my god, Jeff is making this up as we go. 347 00:14:41,102 --> 00:14:43,541 Shh, knock it off. 348 00:14:43,542 --> 00:14:44,611 What do you want from me? 349 00:14:44,612 --> 00:14:46,831 We wanted you to help us do a grift. 350 00:14:46,832 --> 00:14:47,380 I'm working on it. 351 00:14:47,381 --> 00:14:48,588 Improvisationally? 352 00:14:48,589 --> 00:14:49,962 He definitely had in the plan in The Sting. 353 00:14:49,963 --> 00:14:52,381 If anybody wants to watch it it's important you know it knocks out half 354 00:14:52,382 --> 00:14:52,963 a calendar day. 355 00:14:52,964 --> 00:14:56,062 Look, do you guys remember when we hugged and jumped up and 356 00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:57,337 down in the cafeteria? 357 00:14:57,338 --> 00:14:57,957 Yeah. 358 00:14:57,957 --> 00:14:58,692 Obviously. 359 00:14:58,693 --> 00:15:02,001 Well, having been together virtually non-stop ever since, 360 00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:04,151 at what point do you think I slipped off with pen and 361 00:15:04,152 --> 00:15:08,081 paper and planned an entire grift, then withheld it from you? 362 00:15:08,082 --> 00:15:13,691 I guess at any of the several dozen points when a normal person would say, 363 00:15:13,692 --> 00:15:15,681 by the way, I have no plan. 364 00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:17,421 In The Sting, they do withhold stuff from each other. 365 00:15:17,422 --> 00:15:19,051 Or from the audience, but I think for effect. 366 00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:21,821 Also, be warned, 20% of the movie is hand drawn. 367 00:15:21,822 --> 00:15:23,481 Abed, why don't you marry The Sting? 368 00:15:23,482 --> 00:15:25,504 Okay, just so you know, if I do and we have half Sting children, 369 00:15:25,505 --> 00:15:27,826 when they ask me how to grift, I'm gonna tell them to watch their mother, 370 00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:28,440 not listen to you! 371 00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:29,440 Yeah! 372 00:15:30,959 --> 00:15:32,456 Shut up, okay! 373 00:15:32,457 --> 00:15:36,841 You guys, you're, you're always picking on me, all right? 374 00:15:36,842 --> 00:15:37,842 Oh. Oh. 375 00:15:37,843 --> 00:15:39,246 And you've really been hammering me lately. 376 00:15:39,247 --> 00:15:42,958 All I had was the idea that, 377 00:15:42,959 --> 00:15:47,166 look, look, I, I need this. 378 00:15:47,167 --> 00:15:49,996 I need to be better than this guy. 379 00:15:49,997 --> 00:15:51,657 So let me think. 380 00:15:56,221 --> 00:15:56,895 Abed. 381 00:15:56,895 --> 00:15:57,577 Yeah? 382 00:15:57,577 --> 00:15:58,391 Did you bring your laptop? 383 00:15:58,392 --> 00:16:01,061 Yes, right here. 384 00:16:01,062 --> 00:16:02,222 What do you wanna do with it? 385 00:16:04,359 --> 00:16:05,359 Watch The Sting. 386 00:16:10,813 --> 00:16:12,551 It's over. 387 00:16:12,552 --> 00:16:13,886 Whatever. 388 00:16:13,887 --> 00:16:15,092 Who got shot? 389 00:16:15,093 --> 00:16:16,208 What's going on? 390 00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:17,641 Was Sting even in it? 391 00:16:17,642 --> 00:16:19,271 That movie was terrible. 392 00:16:19,272 --> 00:16:20,162 You slept the whole time. 393 00:16:20,162 --> 00:16:20,852 Yeah, that's worse. 394 00:16:20,853 --> 00:16:22,231 The dialogue seeped into my dreams. 395 00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:23,431 My whole brain is long and quiet. 396 00:16:23,432 --> 00:16:25,752 So how did they grift him? 397 00:16:26,812 --> 00:16:29,261 Well, they basically made a fake building and 398 00:16:29,262 --> 00:16:32,821 hired 1,000 people to cooperate in perfect secrecy. 399 00:16:32,822 --> 00:16:33,612 Huh. 400 00:16:33,613 --> 00:16:35,011 Should we just do that? 401 00:16:35,012 --> 00:16:36,541 We could watch another grifter movie. 402 00:16:36,542 --> 00:16:37,831 There's more activity in Matchstick Men. 403 00:16:37,832 --> 00:16:38,492 Oh, like what? 404 00:16:38,493 --> 00:16:40,621 At one point they build a fake hospital. 405 00:16:40,622 --> 00:16:42,371 So much construction! 406 00:16:42,372 --> 00:16:46,357 Oh, God, it's so late. 407 00:16:46,358 --> 00:16:48,063 You guys are gonna bail on me, aren't you? 408 00:16:48,064 --> 00:16:49,143 I think we have to Jeff. 409 00:16:49,144 --> 00:16:51,341 We've tried everything we can. 410 00:16:51,342 --> 00:16:54,981 Maybe over the weekend I can make a fake building, but all the briefcases, 411 00:16:54,982 --> 00:16:56,341 and the swapping, and The Sting? 412 00:16:56,342 --> 00:16:57,941 I'm not cut out for it. 413 00:16:57,942 --> 00:17:00,283 I'm starting to think that real grifts only really happen in the movies, 414 00:17:00,284 --> 00:17:01,768 and even in the movies they barely make sense. 415 00:17:01,769 --> 00:17:02,745 Look, I'm old. 416 00:17:02,746 --> 00:17:03,892 The Sting is terrible. 417 00:17:03,893 --> 00:17:05,541 Grifting is stupid. 418 00:17:05,542 --> 00:17:06,582 The writing's on the wall. 419 00:17:07,572 --> 00:17:09,427 So that's it? There's no shame in this, Jeff. 420 00:17:09,428 --> 00:17:11,854 Oh, I don't know about that. 421 00:17:11,855 --> 00:17:14,971 Well, this is a scene to behold. 422 00:17:14,972 --> 00:17:17,809 Holed in the closet watching The Sting like gypsies. 423 00:17:17,810 --> 00:17:21,441 Roger, we surrender. 424 00:17:21,442 --> 00:17:22,442 You were right. 425 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,042 I'm no grifter. 426 00:17:24,972 --> 00:17:25,972 No, I was wrong. 427 00:17:26,862 --> 00:17:28,066 If you remember, I called you a thug. 428 00:17:28,067 --> 00:17:31,038 Thugs fight. 429 00:17:31,039 --> 00:17:36,701 You're more, nope, I can't think of a metaphor pathetic enough to suit you, 430 00:17:36,702 --> 00:17:41,578 Jeff Winger, though I am reminded of something Oscar Wilde once said when 431 00:17:41,579 --> 00:17:43,561 he compared sheep to wolves. 432 00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:44,636 Screw it. 433 00:17:49,489 --> 00:17:52,274 You hit me with a woman's hand. 434 00:17:52,275 --> 00:17:54,352 You Midwestern floozy. 435 00:17:54,353 --> 00:17:55,433 I lived in New York. 436 00:18:05,939 --> 00:18:07,112 Aah! 437 00:18:13,778 --> 00:18:16,237 Aah! 438 00:18:16,238 --> 00:18:18,630 Aah! 439 00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:21,474 Aah! 440 00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:23,554 Yeah, right, he's grifting us. 441 00:18:26,422 --> 00:18:27,650 Grift blood. 442 00:18:27,651 --> 00:18:28,777 Someone taste it. 443 00:18:28,778 --> 00:18:30,902 I'm sure it's Karo Syrup and food dye. 444 00:18:30,903 --> 00:18:34,886 I mean I would, but my diabetes. 445 00:18:42,603 --> 00:18:46,479 19, 20, 21. 446 00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:51,938 Are you counting the amount of money or the number of stacks? 447 00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:56,419 I have to start over. 448 00:18:56,420 --> 00:18:58,462 I'll do it, move. 449 00:18:58,463 --> 00:19:03,711 But I want to go on record as being disgusted by this transaction. 450 00:19:03,712 --> 00:19:04,617 Got it. 451 00:19:04,618 --> 00:19:05,649 Disgusted. 452 00:19:05,650 --> 00:19:08,773 I, I'm sorry love, but would you rather we took this to court? 453 00:19:08,774 --> 00:19:09,744 No, no, no, no, no. 454 00:19:09,745 --> 00:19:13,563 We appreciate you keeping this between us and I do want to remind you 455 00:19:13,564 --> 00:19:16,458 that we offer a lot of classes and many of them are cash only. 456 00:19:16,459 --> 00:19:17,854 Me, take a class here? 457 00:19:17,855 --> 00:19:19,016 Talk about a rip-off. 458 00:19:20,261 --> 00:19:21,258 Oh! 459 00:19:21,259 --> 00:19:23,545 Talk about a ribbing. 460 00:19:23,546 --> 00:19:25,796 What the hell am I doing? 461 00:19:25,797 --> 00:19:29,823 You know, so far, Frankie's disgusted and, that's it. 462 00:19:29,824 --> 00:19:32,783 Seems like a waste of a record. 463 00:19:32,784 --> 00:19:33,504 So sorry guys. 464 00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:34,903 This is all my fault. 465 00:19:34,904 --> 00:19:37,284 Don't be. I'm the one who got in a pissing match. 466 00:19:38,314 --> 00:19:39,074 With a jerk. 467 00:19:39,074 --> 00:19:39,944 You're a jerk. 468 00:19:39,944 --> 00:19:40,824 You're a jerk. 469 00:19:40,825 --> 00:19:41,843 You're a jerk. 470 00:19:41,844 --> 00:19:43,403 You're all jerks. 471 00:19:43,404 --> 00:19:45,793 And this whole school can suck a big one. 472 00:19:45,794 --> 00:19:47,234 And you can put that in your record. 473 00:19:48,224 --> 00:19:50,048 I'm sorry, guys, I'm bound by my station. 474 00:19:50,049 --> 00:19:54,423 Speaking on that topic, Britta, this is all your fault and you're expelled. 475 00:19:54,424 --> 00:19:55,631 What, what? No, Dean. 476 00:19:55,632 --> 00:19:57,381 Let, let, let, let, let me handle this. 477 00:19:57,382 --> 00:19:59,611 No, you can't do that. 478 00:19:59,612 --> 00:20:02,028 Britta's the heart of this group. 479 00:20:02,029 --> 00:20:05,432 She started it as a, as a, as a, as a, as a, 480 00:20:05,433 --> 00:20:11,246 as a fake biology group so that she could have sex with Troy. 481 00:20:11,247 --> 00:20:12,202 No. That's exactly it. 482 00:20:12,203 --> 00:20:13,351 Oh, okay. 483 00:20:13,352 --> 00:20:14,451 Don't let me handle it. 484 00:20:14,452 --> 00:20:17,577 No. You can't expel Britta, she's been here six years. 485 00:20:17,578 --> 00:20:19,701 Three more, and she'll have her two-year degree. 486 00:20:19,702 --> 00:20:21,534 Britta keeps me grounded in reality. 487 00:20:21,535 --> 00:20:24,131 You can't expel her with four week-isodes left in the seaso-mester. 488 00:20:24,132 --> 00:20:24,869 See, it's starting. 489 00:20:24,870 --> 00:20:26,076 It's okay, guys. 490 00:20:26,077 --> 00:20:27,409 It's okay. 491 00:20:27,410 --> 00:20:28,659 All right. 492 00:20:28,660 --> 00:20:29,784 50,000. 493 00:20:29,785 --> 00:20:33,869 Whoop, I'll just put this in here. 494 00:20:33,870 --> 00:20:34,909 Mm-hm. 495 00:20:34,910 --> 00:20:35,410 Give it to me. 496 00:20:35,411 --> 00:20:37,159 Yep. 497 00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:38,326 Don't help me, anyone. 498 00:20:38,327 --> 00:20:40,535 Turn me around. 499 00:20:46,327 --> 00:20:49,241 See you later. 500 00:20:53,652 --> 00:21:01,652 Hey! 501 00:21:02,494 --> 00:21:04,327 The plan was to meet later. 502 00:21:05,494 --> 00:21:08,826 So, what's it gonna cost to make you go away? 503 00:21:08,827 --> 00:21:11,507 You're know there's a way we could end this very quickly and 504 00:21:11,508 --> 00:21:12,410 make a bit of money. 505 00:21:12,411 --> 00:21:15,660 I don't like it, but keep talking. 506 00:21:15,661 --> 00:21:17,118 Yes. That was the plan. 507 00:21:17,119 --> 00:21:19,493 And, your plan was probably to never show up. 508 00:21:19,494 --> 00:21:20,743 Clever girl. 509 00:21:20,744 --> 00:21:22,244 Don't trust anyone. 510 00:21:28,731 --> 00:21:30,864 Ooh, ooh. 511 00:21:33,953 --> 00:21:36,159 Hang on Did you have to hit me, for real? 512 00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:37,036 Have to? 513 00:21:37,036 --> 00:21:38,036 No. 514 00:21:39,144 --> 00:21:43,043 Now that you're expelled, you might consider a career in grifting. 515 00:21:43,044 --> 00:21:44,063 You're quite good at it. 516 00:21:44,064 --> 00:21:46,914 I don't know. How does one go through life like that? 517 00:21:48,674 --> 00:21:52,368 Well, follow me, and I'll show you. 518 00:21:52,369 --> 00:21:53,452 Oh, shut up. 519 00:21:58,535 --> 00:22:02,019 I only agreed to any of this to get you away from Greendale and 520 00:22:02,020 --> 00:22:03,285 out of Jeff's hair. 521 00:22:03,286 --> 00:22:07,326 He's an idiot, but I hate watching him spin out trying to beat you. 522 00:22:07,327 --> 00:22:10,118 You sentimental fool. 523 00:22:10,119 --> 00:22:12,659 Later at the motel. 524 00:22:12,660 --> 00:22:13,619 The motel. 525 00:22:13,620 --> 00:22:16,076 Mm. 526 00:22:16,077 --> 00:22:19,368 Some say I'm a lucky grifter. 527 00:22:19,369 --> 00:22:22,826 Some say I'm the king. 528 00:22:22,827 --> 00:22:27,118 They call me the lucky grifter. 529 00:22:27,119 --> 00:22:30,451 They call me the King of England. 530 00:22:30,452 --> 00:22:31,828 I am the king. 531 00:22:36,786 --> 00:22:37,869 No. 532 00:22:39,466 --> 00:22:43,618 What the hell? 533 00:22:43,619 --> 00:22:47,494 Oh, shut up. 534 00:22:49,619 --> 00:22:53,840 The only reason I agreed to any of this was to get you away from 535 00:22:53,841 --> 00:22:56,618 Greendale and out of Jeff's hair. 536 00:22:56,619 --> 00:22:59,202 What the? 537 00:23:00,204 --> 00:23:05,243 You two, come back here! 538 00:23:05,244 --> 00:23:06,701 Briefcases. 539 00:23:06,702 --> 00:23:07,993 Coming right through. 540 00:23:07,994 --> 00:23:09,576 Identical briefcases. 541 00:23:09,577 --> 00:23:10,202 What? 542 00:23:10,203 --> 00:23:12,672 Why more briefcases? 543 00:23:12,673 --> 00:23:15,409 This is pointless! 544 00:23:15,410 --> 00:23:17,619 I already know she's got my briefcase! 545 00:23:20,910 --> 00:23:22,326 Briefcase parade! 546 00:23:22,327 --> 00:23:24,202 Who the hell are you? 547 00:23:25,243 --> 00:23:28,576 You get back here. 548 00:23:28,577 --> 00:23:30,659 You get back here with my money. 549 00:23:30,660 --> 00:23:32,410 Get back here! 550 00:23:48,827 --> 00:23:50,159 Oh, Roger. 551 00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:51,119 They stole my money. 552 00:23:51,119 --> 00:23:52,035 What? 553 00:23:52,035 --> 00:23:52,785 What? 554 00:23:52,785 --> 00:23:53,702 Those briefcases contain my money. 555 00:23:53,703 --> 00:23:55,826 They stole $50,000 from me. 556 00:23:55,827 --> 00:23:57,993 50 grand, huh? 557 00:23:57,994 --> 00:23:59,534 You guys know what he's talking about? 558 00:23:59,535 --> 00:24:00,576 I don't think so. 559 00:24:00,577 --> 00:24:03,451 These are our briefcases. 560 00:24:03,452 --> 00:24:04,119 What is grifting class. 561 00:24:04,119 --> 00:24:05,035 He sells these supplies. 562 00:24:05,035 --> 00:24:05,910 150 bucks. 563 00:24:05,910 --> 00:24:06,499 Really? 564 00:24:06,499 --> 00:24:07,074 Uh-huh. 565 00:24:07,074 --> 00:24:07,944 Okay. 566 00:24:07,945 --> 00:24:08,993 We are still rolling. 567 00:24:08,994 --> 00:24:10,659 We got pretty good at it, too. 568 00:24:10,660 --> 00:24:12,201 Check it out. 569 00:24:12,202 --> 00:24:12,786 Ow. 570 00:24:12,787 --> 00:24:14,534 Ow, sorry. Sorry. 571 00:24:14,535 --> 00:24:16,243 Okay. 572 00:24:16,244 --> 00:24:20,951 Okay. Roger, why were you walking around with $50,000? 573 00:24:20,952 --> 00:24:22,326 Are you mental? 574 00:24:22,327 --> 00:24:23,534 Hey, whoa pal. 575 00:24:23,535 --> 00:24:26,743 That usage may fly in the UK, not in the States. 576 00:24:26,744 --> 00:24:29,993 I have a mentally challenged cousin. 577 00:24:29,994 --> 00:24:31,076 Sister. 578 00:24:31,077 --> 00:24:31,827 Pics. 579 00:24:31,828 --> 00:24:32,843 I wanna see pics. 580 00:24:32,844 --> 00:24:35,764 Okay, you do. You know very well that this school 581 00:24:35,765 --> 00:24:40,034 paid me $50,000 in cash for these injuries. 582 00:24:40,035 --> 00:24:41,658 Well, you seem to be in pretty good shape. 583 00:24:41,659 --> 00:24:42,909 No, oh, my god! 584 00:24:42,910 --> 00:24:44,701 Look at the two of you! 585 00:24:44,702 --> 00:24:46,826 Yeah, he's the reason I became a cop. 586 00:24:46,827 --> 00:24:49,826 You know, a lot of bullies out there. 587 00:24:49,827 --> 00:24:52,632 There are a million witnesses to this. 588 00:24:52,633 --> 00:24:53,590 Hey, everyone. 589 00:24:53,591 --> 00:24:55,799 Hey guys, just hanging out in the cafeteria? 590 00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:58,839 Hi profess... oh, what happened to your face? 591 00:24:58,840 --> 00:24:59,674 This is ridiculous. 592 00:24:59,674 --> 00:25:00,465 Aw. She's beautiful. 593 00:25:00,466 --> 00:25:02,756 You could be twins. 594 00:25:02,757 --> 00:25:06,303 So, the statement I'm hearing here is you're a grifting professor. 595 00:25:06,304 --> 00:25:08,653 Yeah. You're teaching these people how to grift but 596 00:25:08,654 --> 00:25:11,553 you're saying they grifted you. 597 00:25:11,554 --> 00:25:12,663 No, you id. 598 00:25:12,664 --> 00:25:14,043 I'm not saying that. 599 00:25:14,044 --> 00:25:15,923 They didn't grift me. 600 00:25:15,924 --> 00:25:17,343 What they do is not grifting. 601 00:25:17,344 --> 00:25:19,693 They wouldn't even understand what the word meant. 602 00:25:19,694 --> 00:25:25,267 I think we need to take what Roger's saying more seriously. 603 00:25:25,268 --> 00:25:25,918 Oh. 604 00:25:25,919 --> 00:25:31,723 Because it sounds like he was either the victim of crass, artless thuggery. 605 00:25:31,724 --> 00:25:32,264 Correct. 606 00:25:32,265 --> 00:25:37,444 In which case, there really is $50,000 floating around that he was 607 00:25:37,445 --> 00:25:42,803 given for clearly fake injuries, and that he therefore now owes the school. 608 00:25:42,804 --> 00:25:43,603 What? 609 00:25:43,604 --> 00:25:48,352 Or Professor DeSalvo was targeted by a group of people he vastly 610 00:25:48,353 --> 00:25:52,481 underestimated, in which case the money was given and 611 00:25:52,482 --> 00:25:56,993 then taken back and nobody owes anybody anything. 612 00:25:56,994 --> 00:26:01,262 All he would have to do is admit. 613 00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:07,810 I was grifted. 614 00:26:10,527 --> 00:26:15,564 Grift, grift, grift, grift, grift, grift, grift, grift. 615 00:26:15,565 --> 00:26:16,923 Why are you even here? 616 00:26:16,924 --> 00:26:18,023 Who called you? 617 00:26:18,024 --> 00:26:19,273 Nobody. 618 00:26:19,274 --> 00:26:22,137 I take macrame after work, they know that. 619 00:26:22,138 --> 00:26:25,917 Sorry you got grifted, let me know if you want to press charges and 620 00:26:25,918 --> 00:26:28,174 if you could think of what those would be. 621 00:26:28,175 --> 00:26:32,026 Professor DeSalvo, under the circumstances I'm sure you agree it doesn't 622 00:26:32,027 --> 00:26:35,323 makes sense for you to keep teaching this subject here. 623 00:26:35,324 --> 00:26:38,304 Yeah, I mean, we kinda know everything there is to know. 624 00:26:38,305 --> 00:26:40,663 You should probably refund all their money and 625 00:26:40,664 --> 00:26:42,425 we should all go get some hot dogs. 626 00:26:42,426 --> 00:26:43,308 Hot dogs. 627 00:26:43,309 --> 00:26:44,723 Hot dogs. 628 00:26:44,724 --> 00:26:45,583 Hot dogs. 629 00:26:45,583 --> 00:26:46,466 Hot dogs. 630 00:26:46,466 --> 00:26:47,348 Hot dogs. 631 00:26:47,348 --> 00:26:48,114 Hot dogs. 632 00:26:48,114 --> 00:26:48,997 Hot dogs. 633 00:26:48,997 --> 00:26:49,949 Hot dogs. 634 00:26:49,949 --> 00:26:50,901 Hot dogs. 635 00:26:50,901 --> 00:26:51,783 Hot dogs. 636 00:26:51,783 --> 00:26:52,665 Hot dogs. 637 00:26:52,665 --> 00:26:53,640 Hot dogs. 638 00:26:53,641 --> 00:26:55,803 Hot dogs. 639 00:26:55,804 --> 00:26:58,003 We were all in it the whole time? 640 00:26:58,004 --> 00:26:59,004 You weren't. 641 00:27:00,114 --> 00:27:02,494 Because I can't be trusted. 642 00:27:03,512 --> 00:27:04,185 Hot dogs. 643 00:27:04,185 --> 00:27:04,998 Hot dogs. 644 00:27:04,998 --> 00:27:05,787 Hot dogs. 645 00:27:05,787 --> 00:27:06,693 Hot dogs. 646 00:27:06,693 --> 00:27:07,528 Hot dogs. 647 00:27:07,528 --> 00:27:08,341 Hot dogs. 648 00:27:08,342 --> 00:27:10,013 Hot dogs. 649 00:27:12,109 --> 00:27:13,176 Telegram for Mr Winger. 650 00:27:13,177 --> 00:27:14,171 Hey, Ridley. 651 00:27:14,172 --> 00:27:16,360 So, I returned the telegram man outfit to the dean. 652 00:27:16,361 --> 00:27:18,180 Thank you so much. 653 00:27:18,181 --> 00:27:19,600 I know how crazy this week's been. 654 00:27:19,601 --> 00:27:21,100 You really didn't have to do this. 655 00:27:21,101 --> 00:27:21,971 Are you kidding? 656 00:27:21,971 --> 00:27:22,681 I owe you. 657 00:27:22,681 --> 00:27:23,511 Whatever you need. 658 00:27:23,511 --> 00:27:24,381 Just say the word. 659 00:27:24,382 --> 00:27:27,631 All right. I could use your help moving a mattress this weekend. 660 00:27:29,091 --> 00:27:29,991 Okay, cool. 661 00:27:29,991 --> 00:27:30,841 Is that okay? 662 00:27:30,841 --> 00:27:31,841 Let me know. 663 00:27:34,096 --> 00:27:36,420 My name is Ryan Ridley. 664 00:27:36,421 --> 00:27:40,150 Three years ago my life was saved by a stranger at my gym. 665 00:27:40,151 --> 00:27:41,986 I felt like I owed him my In life. 666 00:27:41,987 --> 00:27:44,710 Apparently he agreed. 667 00:27:44,711 --> 00:27:47,100 Now he has me do things, and I keep hoping and 668 00:27:47,101 --> 00:27:50,621 praying that one day I'll do enough for him to call us even. 669 00:27:51,631 --> 00:27:54,431 Until then, I'm just a guy from his gym. 670 00:28:06,231 --> 00:28:10,231 Sub by caioalbanezi, corrected by santibone www.addic7ed.com 671 00:28:41,346 --> 00:28:42,471 Did you get any of that?