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[ growling ]
Argh...
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Some guys just can't
take "no" for an answer.
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The Morrigan wants that photo!
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Oh, I can't blame her.
Have you seen it?
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Awkward!
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Ahhhh!
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[ thud! ]
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[ whack! ]
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[ whack! ]
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[ laughing ]
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Kenzi for the assist!
Yes!
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Did you like that part? Where
I pretended to fall on my ass
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when actually I was like a stealth
missile lasering in on target.
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Smooth. Remind me
to book you on "Dancing With The Fae".
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Is that a thing?
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Just help me drag tall, dark
and hideous out of sight, okay?
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You know, far be it from me
to be a Wendy Whiner...
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Totally.
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But this is the third
Faebag attack this week.
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Your point, Wendy?
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Yesterday it was the two-headed
thingie that looked like Regis.
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Then before that it
was that hotdog vendor
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that turned out to be
a fire- breathing...?
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- I wanna say, frog?
- Jellyfish?
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Whatever it was, we
kicked its gelatinous ass.
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You know, I never thought I'd
say this, but I'm only human, Bo.
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And, no offense, but you ain't
lookin' so chipper either.
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Hey, whatever the Morrigan
dishes out, I can handle it.
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You still got that doozie
from yesterday's slug fest?
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Yesterday it was a cut.
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Today it is a bruise.
I'm healing.
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- Slowly. Very slowly.
- What are you saying?
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The doc...
I mean...
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you know, isn't it like
trying to charge an iPad
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- with a hamster wheel?
- Okay, time out.
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What exactly do you have against Lauren?
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Moi?
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Oh, come on, Kenzi, with the little
digs and the rolling of the eyes...
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- I'm not stupid.
- Well...
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Here's your chance, while I'm still high
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off my wicked moves.
Get it out of your system!
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She is bossy, territorial,
and controlling.
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She thinks you're immature,
irresponsible and clingy.
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She does!?
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Oh, you've said those
things about yourself.
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Yeah, but when I say it, it is adorable.
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Okay, the point is I love Lauren.
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She's a huge part of my life.
As are you.
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So in the Battle of
BFF versus Main Squeeze,
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I think it's time we called a truce.
Got it?
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Uh huh.
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Now, all those on Team Bo...
drinks are on me.
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[ whack! ]
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That's right...
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Oh, Bruce... you disappoint me.
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- I'm Steve...
- How did this happen?
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- It's not my fault, she had an army.
- Don't insult my intelligence!
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You're a worse liar
than your brother, Eric.
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- Dave.
- I don't care!
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If I hadn't just had my nails done,
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I'd rip your beating heart out myself.
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You're too kind.
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I think someone's getting a little
too big for her leather britches.
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[ rustling ]
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Soon, my pet... soon.
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If Li'l Bo Bleep thinks she
can play in the big leagues...
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let the games begin.
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Life is hard when you
don't know who you are.
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It's harder when you
don't know what you are.
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My love carries a death sentence.
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I was lost for years,
searching while hiding.
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Only to find that I belonged
to a world hidden from humans.
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I won't hide anymore.
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I will live the life I choose.
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3x03 - ConFaegion
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EKG, MRI, EMV...
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Wake me up when you get to S&M.
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See, the truth of it, Vex, is that...
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No, don't sugar coat it, Doc.
Just give it to me straight.
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Okay... there is nothing
physically wrong with your arm,
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or your nervous system, or
your musculoskeletal system...
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Then...
why... can't I...
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- Get it up?
- Oh, regular riot, you are.
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Since there's no physiological
reason for your mesmeric impotence...
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Aha! I made you do that!
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- No, actually, that was just an itch.
- Damn you!
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What I'm trying to say
is that your "condition"
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may be psychological in nature.
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What, you sayin' I'm whacked?
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Like I'm a nutter?
A few ounces short of a pint?
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It's not at all
uncommon in Fae your age.
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Do you have any idea
who you're talking to?
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You shall feel the wrath of Vex!
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[ music ]
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Bah!
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Why aren't you strangling
yourself by now?!
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It's nothing to be embarrassed about.
I actually have the pamphlet...
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Oh, save your pathetic bedside manner
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for your new, presumably
temporary, girlfriend!
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- Excuse me?
- Oh, come on... it can't be easy
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keepin' up with the
Energizer SuccuBunny.
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Though Dyson could.
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Okay... you know what?
I think we're done.
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Any chance of a prescription refill?
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- Out!
- Really?
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Bloody physicians.
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I mean, imagine sayin' that
there's nothing wrong with it.
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I mean, have you ever
heard anything so...
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Hello! Barkeep!
I'm talking to you!
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- Still?
- Unbelievable!
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Here I am, pouring out
my heart to you and...
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Ok Dyson, I'm not here for my health.
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You wanna look at
these case files or not?
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Uh, absolutely.
Just gimme a sec...
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Ah... greetings.
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- Don't even start, Vex.
- I beg your pardon?
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- I'm not buying you another drink.
- Hey, I'm deeply offended.
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- Good, now go away.
- Hey, you don't own me.
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Okay, look...
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we've been listening to
your same sad story for days.
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The Dark doesn't want me.
The Light can't stand me.
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My friends...
Oh, wait...
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he doesn't have any, does he?
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- Sucks to be Vex.
- This is an outrage!
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Nine ball... side pocket.
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What is it with that chick?
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She's just not feeling the love.
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- But why?
- Because she thinks you're a murderer?
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But more importantly,
what have you been up to?
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What? Oh...
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- The Morrigan again?
- Oh, piece of cake.
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Don't underestimate that woman.
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After the Garuda meltdown, the Light
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and the Dark have agreed to play nice.
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Unaligned means unprotected.
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Oh, but you are forgetting...
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I have this.
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My own little insurance policy.
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I still think you
should talk to The Ash.
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You look like you could use a break.
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And I'm guessing Kenzi could, too.
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Oh!
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[ clatter! ]
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Ow!
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Pardonez moi...
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- What's his problem?
- I have no idea.
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You brought this on yourself, you know.
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Is this how you roll now?
Tough love?
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You handcuffed the Morrigan
to her bed for a Kodak moment.
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You sure this has nothing to do with
your Fae United Nations experiment?
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A Light cop partnered
with a Dark cop? Really?
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It's cynicism like
that has kept our sides
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from building a genuine peace.
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Also, why do you care
who Dyson is paired with?
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- I don't.
- Didn't think so.
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Know what might help your situation?
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Just so happens I had a declaration
to the Light all prepared...
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I'm not gonna be pressured into
choosing a side out of fear.
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Well, can't blame an Ash for tryin'.
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You know what? Forget it.
I can handle the shitstorm,
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it's just that Kenzi is
starting to feel the strain.
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Now who's dishing out tough love?
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Bo, hang on...
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Look, since we got all Garuda-fied,
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I've been doing some serious
inventory of the archives.
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And... ?
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Seems someone has grabbed
my Staff of Righteousness.
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The Staff is a piece of wood...
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a treasured ceremonial relic ...
and very powerful.
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Currently believed to
be in the possession
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of one Mortimer Fassbinder.
Pawnbroker and sleazebag.
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So, if I bring you this Staff...
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I could probably post a
security detail near your place.
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Keep an eye out for The Morrigan's pets.
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- Where do I find this Fassbinder?
- Hold up, Slick...
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There's something you
should know about the Staff.
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Vex: Cheers, Bruce!
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Lovely lady, it is your lucky day.
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I could have you killed just
for crossing my threshold.
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Tut tut, bygones and all that...
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A heartfelt expression of my
loyalty to the Dark. And you.
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I am beautiful in restraints.
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Delete...
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- Was there something else?
- Well, I thought you'd be pleased.
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If you really wanted to
please me you would have
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brought me that bitch's
head on a platter.
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But... but, I...
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But maybe your recent bout of
impotence has spread to your spine?
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Lucky for you, my pity
outweighs my disgust.
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I won't have you killed.
At least not today.
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Oh... you're too kind.
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We all have our cross to bear.
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Now drink up and go.
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The next time we meet...
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...either Bo or you will be dead.
The choice is yours.
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[ music ]
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- Hey.
- Oh, hey.
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Whatcha doin'?
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Oh, you know, just some
Doctor-y stuff.
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You know, I am actually
interested in your work.
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You can talk to me about
whatever it is you do.
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Really? You want to hear
about my latest monograph
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regarding the rhizome repellent
gradient of Fae blood compared
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with human blood, especially when
suspended in an isotonic solution?
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- Or we could go to a movie.
- Okay.
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- What is that?
- Oh...
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- The Staff of Righteousness.
- The who of what?
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Don't ask.
Oh, and don't touch.
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Well...
what can I touch?
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Haha, very funny.
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What's gotten into you?
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Well, you know, nothing just yet.
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But I was kinda thinking
maybe we could, um...
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[ laughing ] Oh...
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wow...
and to think I just came by
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to see if I left my phone here.
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Hmm... I don't know.
Let's look...
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Well, it's not in there.
Gosh, you know,
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with any luck maybe you
left it on "vibrate".
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I thought you'd be too
tired after last night.
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Tired? I am going for the
gold in the Succu-games.
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[ laughing ]
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Well...
I don't know what's gotten into you,
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but far be it from me to stand in
the way of a young athlete's dream.
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- Yo, V-man.
- Whatever.
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Sounds like somebody
woke up on the wrong side
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of the pull-out couch this morning.
What's up?
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- It's my arm.
- Again with the pity parade?
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Look, you got a busted
wing, you can't fly.
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You gotta walk around like the
rest of us poor miserable humans.
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Welcome to Kenzi-ville!
Man!
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Now you know what it's
like to be surrounded
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by superheroes every day.
Suck it up, Pathetico!
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You know, if I were you, I'd
re-consider a career in social work.
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Can we just...
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...forget about your Fae-self
for like a nanosecond,
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and talk about something
that's really important?
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Doubtful.
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- Mascara.
- You have my attention.
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Dude, your lashes are freakin' amazing!
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Yeah...
it's all in the brush technique. Wait...
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I picked up a few tips from Da Vinci.
244
00:12:11,897 --> 00:12:15,198
- As in The Code?
- Oh, yeah, now there was a queen for ya.
245
00:12:15,266 --> 00:12:17,668
He was all over David's
ass like curry on chips.
246
00:12:17,736 --> 00:12:20,403
- Can you help me with my clumping?
- Oh, please...
247
00:12:20,470 --> 00:12:21,303
Bo: Hey, y'all.
248
00:12:21,371 --> 00:12:22,839
Hey... Whazat?
249
00:12:23,641 --> 00:12:25,642
The end of a long story, involving
250
00:12:25,709 --> 00:12:28,611
a greasy pawnbroker and
some hardcore negotiating.
251
00:12:28,679 --> 00:12:30,813
Vex: Uh, do you mind?
We're working over here.
252
00:12:30,881 --> 00:12:31,881
Anyone seen my phone?
253
00:12:31,949 --> 00:12:33,583
You say phone?
What, your phone?
254
00:12:33,651 --> 00:12:34,951
[ sigh ]
255
00:12:35,019 --> 00:12:37,285
Here, shift a cheek so I can
look under the cushions...
256
00:12:37,353 --> 00:12:37,953
[ chomp ]
257
00:12:40,823 --> 00:12:41,857
Nothing...
258
00:12:42,491 --> 00:12:44,593
- Scootch!
- Where'd you last have it?
259
00:12:44,661 --> 00:12:47,228
That's the thing...
I coulda sworn that I left it...
260
00:12:47,296 --> 00:12:50,398
Yeah, iPads, iPhones electricity...
it's all just a fad, really.
261
00:12:50,466 --> 00:12:53,067
The future's analog and all that.
I'm tellin' ya.
262
00:13:00,141 --> 00:13:01,408
Am I doing it right?
263
00:13:01,476 --> 00:13:02,643
Uh...
264
00:13:02,711 --> 00:13:04,045
Hmm...
just a little bit up...
265
00:13:04,112 --> 00:13:06,146
O.M.G.
266
00:13:07,382 --> 00:13:09,415
You guys are so cute together.
267
00:13:09,483 --> 00:13:10,717
- Ha!
- Huh...
268
00:13:12,019 --> 00:13:14,054
I wish I had a makeup buddy.
269
00:13:14,956 --> 00:13:18,257
I thought she could be my friend,
and she doesn't even like me.
270
00:13:18,325 --> 00:13:20,259
- Who?
- Tamsin!
271
00:13:21,128 --> 00:13:23,963
She is so mean girl, right?
272
00:13:24,798 --> 00:13:26,799
I mean, buy an actual
personality already.
273
00:13:26,866 --> 00:13:29,134
Did you happen to rifle
through my duffel bag,
274
00:13:29,202 --> 00:13:32,104
and scarf down a couple of
yellow pills with tigers on 'em?
275
00:13:33,073 --> 00:13:34,673
I'm gonna talk to Dyson.
276
00:13:35,842 --> 00:13:40,712
And Bee-Tee-Dubs...
It is "trés" private.
277
00:13:42,547 --> 00:13:43,547
Private?
278
00:13:44,483 --> 00:13:47,885
[ singing ] Lauren's pelt
is gonna be steamed!
279
00:13:47,953 --> 00:13:49,654
What's it with you and the Doc?
280
00:13:49,722 --> 00:13:51,355
I mean, besides her
terrible bedside manner
281
00:13:51,423 --> 00:13:54,025
and the fact that she's a
damn sight cleverer than you.
282
00:13:54,093 --> 00:13:57,628
Not to mention sneaky.
She spy-banged Bo.
283
00:13:57,695 --> 00:13:59,830
Dyson's drop-kicked Bo's
heart ten times over,
284
00:13:59,897 --> 00:14:02,365
and you still howl
when he comes 'round.
285
00:14:02,433 --> 00:14:04,300
I...! No!
286
00:14:07,005 --> 00:14:08,505
Listen, are you gonna teach me
287
00:14:08,572 --> 00:14:11,241
the double pump smudge-proof
technique or not?
288
00:14:11,308 --> 00:14:12,241
[ sigh ]
289
00:14:12,308 --> 00:14:14,710
I'm so proud of you.
Come here...
290
00:14:17,047 --> 00:14:19,749
Alright, you're gonna move
it like this just at the ends.
291
00:14:19,816 --> 00:14:21,617
You can't... like shake it...
292
00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:25,354
I do not like your friend.
293
00:14:25,421 --> 00:14:27,889
She's not my friend.
She is my new partner.
294
00:14:29,025 --> 00:14:32,861
What is she saying about me?
Because whatever it is, it's not true.
295
00:14:32,928 --> 00:14:34,896
- Have you been drinking?
- What? Like, alcohol?
296
00:14:34,964 --> 00:14:35,730
[ laughing ]
297
00:14:35,798 --> 00:14:36,865
I wish.
298
00:14:41,070 --> 00:14:43,171
- Do you have fake ID?
- What?
299
00:14:44,673 --> 00:14:46,473
Let's do it.
300
00:14:50,278 --> 00:14:51,578
Let's get faced!
301
00:14:51,646 --> 00:14:54,113
Okay, you are cut off.
I'm gonna talk to Trick.
302
00:14:54,182 --> 00:14:57,592
[ tense music ]
303
00:15:05,660 --> 00:15:06,992
Wow, you're so beautiful.
304
00:15:08,094 --> 00:15:09,295
[ laughing ]
305
00:15:11,431 --> 00:15:12,331
I'm sorry...
306
00:15:13,266 --> 00:15:14,032
[ laughing ]
307
00:15:14,100 --> 00:15:14,966
I gotta go...
308
00:15:24,843 --> 00:15:27,712
- I think Dyson likes me.
- Say what?
309
00:15:27,779 --> 00:15:31,282
Don't tell anyone this...
but I think I might kiss him!
310
00:15:31,350 --> 00:15:34,126
[ music ]
311
00:15:44,170 --> 00:15:46,004
There's no pupil dilation...
312
00:15:47,273 --> 00:15:48,541
no concussion...
313
00:15:50,109 --> 00:15:51,209
I'm stumped.
314
00:15:51,277 --> 00:15:53,946
You have little specks in
your eyes that look like stars.
315
00:15:54,013 --> 00:15:55,447
Call me crazy, but based on
316
00:15:55,514 --> 00:15:56,948
your little display at the bar...
317
00:15:57,015 --> 00:15:59,250
I mean, I do know that you and Dyson...
318
00:15:59,318 --> 00:16:01,152
Spill on aisle 3!
Spill on aisle 3!
319
00:16:01,219 --> 00:16:02,219
Ow, ow...
320
00:16:02,287 --> 00:16:03,755
Come on! Let's go to a movie.
321
00:16:03,823 --> 00:16:06,223
Wow, you're really hot.
Have you ever kissed a girl?
322
00:16:06,291 --> 00:16:09,260
I need you to sit still
to check your EKG, ok?
323
00:16:09,328 --> 00:16:10,962
- Bzzz!
- Bo, stop!
324
00:16:11,029 --> 00:16:13,397
We have now swapped brains.
325
00:16:13,465 --> 00:16:17,168
Hi, I'm Dr. Lauren.
I don't like to have any fun.
326
00:16:17,235 --> 00:16:19,636
Take two frownie brownies
and call me in the morning.
327
00:16:19,704 --> 00:16:21,105
You're really starting to scare me.
328
00:16:21,173 --> 00:16:22,006
[ rawr! ]
329
00:16:22,074 --> 00:16:22,806
Okay Bo... just listen to me...
330
00:16:22,874 --> 00:16:23,640
[ rawr! ]
331
00:16:23,708 --> 00:16:25,009
Bo! Listen to me...
332
00:16:25,077 --> 00:16:27,211
have you come in contact with
any strange Fae lately...?
333
00:16:27,279 --> 00:16:29,612
- This is so lame!
- Bo! Please!
334
00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:32,048
Okay, well...
335
00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:35,918
there was this one gross
guy with a magic stick...
336
00:16:38,689 --> 00:16:41,458
[ laughing ]
337
00:16:44,427 --> 00:16:47,463
Hey, Tammers.
"T-sin". Officer "Slamsin"!
338
00:16:48,431 --> 00:16:51,500
- Okay...
- Are you playin' with yourself?
339
00:16:51,567 --> 00:16:53,202
Did somebody spike your brewski?
340
00:16:53,269 --> 00:16:56,105
Dude... this one time?
That totally happened.
341
00:16:56,172 --> 00:16:58,807
I got to be Kenzi.
Nailed it.
342
00:17:00,942 --> 00:17:03,744
Right... if you're trying
to throw me off my game
343
00:17:03,812 --> 00:17:05,579
before we get down, it's working.
344
00:17:07,849 --> 00:17:11,719
- Do you think Bo likes me?
- Do I look like I care?
345
00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:14,222
I think I'm gonna ask her on a date.
346
00:17:14,289 --> 00:17:16,423
Okay, well...
knock yourself out.
347
00:17:16,491 --> 00:17:20,627
In the meantime...
you're either in the game...
348
00:17:20,694 --> 00:17:27,834
- or you are in my way...
- You are so badass.
349
00:17:33,706 --> 00:17:36,608
[ singing ]
Bo and Dyson sitting in a tree...!
350
00:17:36,676 --> 00:17:38,077
Shhhhhh!
351
00:17:38,145 --> 00:17:40,279
[ singing ]
K-i-s-s-i-n-g!
352
00:17:40,347 --> 00:17:43,782
Oh, that would be so awesome!
But, shhh! People are listening.
353
00:17:48,387 --> 00:17:51,389
- Hey, Gramps, what's this?
- Seventh century.
354
00:17:51,457 --> 00:17:53,058
Please, put it back in my study.
355
00:17:53,125 --> 00:17:55,993
- Ew, she's gross.
- Just put it back.
356
00:17:56,062 --> 00:17:58,729
[ mocking ] "Put it back."
Can I have the car keys?
357
00:17:58,797 --> 00:17:59,630
No.
358
00:18:00,899 --> 00:18:05,302
If I don't get the car keys,
I'm gonna count to a hundred.
359
00:18:05,370 --> 00:18:06,670
In French .
360
00:18:06,737 --> 00:18:09,406
- [ laughing ] Good grief...
- See what I mean?
361
00:18:09,474 --> 00:18:09,973
Un.
362
00:18:11,309 --> 00:18:12,142
Deux!
363
00:18:14,479 --> 00:18:15,479
Trois...
364
00:18:17,549 --> 00:18:21,417
You think this is being caused by
the job that The Ash sent her on?
365
00:18:21,485 --> 00:18:22,351
Bo: Quatre...
366
00:18:22,419 --> 00:18:23,419
You tell me.
367
00:18:23,487 --> 00:18:24,520
Quatre...
368
00:18:25,089 --> 00:18:27,223
Can the Staff of Righteousness
have symptoms like these?
369
00:18:27,291 --> 00:18:29,258
- Bo: Quatre...!
- Cinq!
370
00:18:29,326 --> 00:18:33,129
- For the love of Aphrodite, it's cinq!
- Sorry, French Police.
371
00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:34,330
Cinq.
372
00:18:35,799 --> 00:18:36,598
Six...
373
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:39,401
At first glance, there's
nothing in the lore
374
00:18:39,469 --> 00:18:41,603
that suggest the Staff
is causing her symptoms.
375
00:18:41,670 --> 00:18:43,938
You have to admit, it's a
pretty strange coincidence.
376
00:18:44,006 --> 00:18:46,808
She goes looking for the
Staff and comes back like...
377
00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:48,410
- Pollyanna on mushrooms?
- Exactly.
378
00:18:48,478 --> 00:18:49,344
[ bar patrons cheering ]
379
00:18:49,412 --> 00:18:50,845
- Hey...
- What?
380
00:18:50,913 --> 00:18:51,679
Where's "seven"?
381
00:18:52,747 --> 00:18:56,722
[ music ]
382
00:19:01,789 --> 00:19:03,157
Bo, get down!
383
00:19:03,925 --> 00:19:05,058
[ singing ]
"Don't you wish you're..."
384
00:19:05,127 --> 00:19:08,394
Hey! Let me finish!
Don't Kanye me.
385
00:19:09,497 --> 00:19:12,098
- Dyson: You are a cheater!
- Tamsin: Whatever!
386
00:19:12,166 --> 00:19:13,699
You're a cheater.
And you're getting a zit.
387
00:19:15,102 --> 00:19:18,171
Bo is right.
You're mean!
388
00:19:18,239 --> 00:19:21,474
[ music ]
389
00:19:21,542 --> 00:19:24,076
Whatever this is... it's contagious.
390
00:19:26,679 --> 00:19:31,316
...you gotta forget about brown...
black is always the new black.
391
00:19:33,052 --> 00:19:36,188
- You can't ground us.
- Yeah. You're not our Mom.
392
00:19:36,256 --> 00:19:38,457
Yeah, we don't even
have to listen to you.
393
00:19:38,525 --> 00:19:40,224
So... Bo shagged them both daft?
394
00:19:40,292 --> 00:19:43,361
- We have a situation.
- More like a SHITuation.
395
00:19:43,428 --> 00:19:44,828
You guys wanna see my room?
396
00:19:44,896 --> 00:19:46,897
- Uh... yeah!
- Shotgun!
397
00:19:46,965 --> 00:19:49,167
- No! No!
- No, wait! Wait!
398
00:19:52,204 --> 00:19:54,805
Something's made them sick.
And what's worse is the...
399
00:19:54,873 --> 00:20:00,177
[ snorting ]
400
00:20:00,244 --> 00:20:02,078
- Is that...?
- A pig...?
401
00:20:02,146 --> 00:20:03,647
[ snorting ]
402
00:20:03,714 --> 00:20:04,847
He's looking for something...
403
00:20:06,584 --> 00:20:08,851
Kenzi: Or someone! Bo...
404
00:20:09,086 --> 00:20:11,854
Kenzi, where is there a knife?
Or your trunk?
405
00:20:11,922 --> 00:20:14,056
- Uh, upstairs!
- Well, what about your sword??
406
00:20:14,123 --> 00:20:16,458
- Up... stairs!
- Okay, well, Kenzi, think of something!
407
00:20:16,526 --> 00:20:17,793
That's usually your thing, Doc!
408
00:20:19,028 --> 00:20:21,129
This little piggy's
about to go to market!
409
00:20:22,365 --> 00:20:23,732
[ snorting ]
410
00:20:25,134 --> 00:20:29,003
[ snorting/growling ]
411
00:20:29,071 --> 00:20:36,177
[ struggling ]
412
00:20:36,245 --> 00:20:38,179
We need a weapon!
We need something!
413
00:20:39,448 --> 00:20:39,980
Whoa!
414
00:20:40,449 --> 00:20:40,881
[ rawr! ]
415
00:20:42,618 --> 00:20:43,150
[ whack! ]
416
00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:46,152
[ whack! ]
417
00:20:47,322 --> 00:20:47,654
[ thud! ]
418
00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:50,490
Bloody hell...
419
00:20:52,493 --> 00:20:55,295
That'll do, pig...
that'll do.
420
00:20:55,496 --> 00:20:56,496
How did you...
421
00:20:57,798 --> 00:20:58,498
I...
422
00:21:02,536 --> 00:21:04,503
Aren't you the dark horse.
423
00:21:12,812 --> 00:21:13,912
He's dead.
424
00:21:14,781 --> 00:21:17,249
Dudes, all I did was grab
this stupid shillelagh
425
00:21:17,316 --> 00:21:20,417
and all of a sudden I'm
Darth Vader.
426
00:21:20,854 --> 00:21:23,955
- Let me see that...
- Yeah, about that...
427
00:21:24,189 --> 00:21:27,825
the shaft is kinda...
Fae-zy Glued to my hand.
428
00:21:27,893 --> 00:21:30,461
Yeah...
That happened to me once.
429
00:21:30,528 --> 00:21:31,362
Painful.
430
00:21:34,741 --> 00:21:36,675
"Grab a weapon," she said.
431
00:21:38,011 --> 00:21:39,912
It seems to be an energy bond.
432
00:21:39,980 --> 00:21:41,948
- So un-bond it.
- I can't.
433
00:21:42,782 --> 00:21:44,616
The wood is melded to your flesh.
434
00:21:44,851 --> 00:21:46,552
Worst hand job ever.
435
00:21:47,587 --> 00:21:48,787
Whoa, Mack! The knife!?
436
00:21:48,855 --> 00:21:51,456
No, I saw it on TV.
It cuts right through wood.
437
00:21:51,523 --> 00:21:52,890
And tomatoes.
438
00:21:52,959 --> 00:21:53,491
[ whack! ]
439
00:21:56,162 --> 00:21:58,596
Not my bad.
Stick bad.
440
00:22:01,300 --> 00:22:04,602
Plus...
your music sucks!
441
00:22:04,970 --> 00:22:06,937
I bought that one ironically.
442
00:22:07,672 --> 00:22:09,139
All of them, actually...
443
00:22:09,207 --> 00:22:13,677
- Um, what the heck is this?
- Oh! Look at that!
444
00:22:13,744 --> 00:22:15,846
What is with your voice?
It's all Scottish-y.
445
00:22:15,913 --> 00:22:17,547
Oh! Well, do you like it?
446
00:22:17,615 --> 00:22:18,248
Tamsin: It's lame.
447
00:22:18,316 --> 00:22:20,917
- No.
- Kenzi: Yo, peeps! We are under attack!
448
00:22:21,485 --> 00:22:24,854
- Big whoop.
- Fascinating.
449
00:22:24,921 --> 00:22:26,822
They seem to be immune
to any sense of danger.
450
00:22:26,890 --> 00:22:29,125
Ohforgodsakes...
Hey!
451
00:22:29,493 --> 00:22:31,995
We have a dead man-pig
in the living room,
452
00:22:32,062 --> 00:22:34,097
I have a tree stuck to my mitt,
453
00:22:34,164 --> 00:22:36,599
and I did not sign up
for the babysitter's club!
454
00:22:36,666 --> 00:22:39,001
[ laughing ]
Oh, Dyson touched my boob!
455
00:22:39,068 --> 00:22:41,203
That was an accident!
It was with my elbow!
456
00:22:41,270 --> 00:22:42,404
Doesn't even count!
Come on!
457
00:22:42,472 --> 00:22:43,571
Seriously?
458
00:22:43,639 --> 00:22:45,740
Tamsin: Guys, guys, guys!
Let's order pizza!
459
00:22:45,808 --> 00:22:47,042
Yes.
460
00:22:47,110 --> 00:22:48,877
For some reason, only the
3 of them are infected.
461
00:22:48,944 --> 00:22:50,445
Let's not take any chances.
462
00:22:50,513 --> 00:22:52,714
No physical contact until I
know what we're dealing with.
463
00:22:52,781 --> 00:22:54,548
- Got it.
- Double cheese! Yeah!
464
00:22:54,916 --> 00:22:57,218
Double cheese!
PiZZA!
465
00:22:57,285 --> 00:22:58,919
- Pizza!!!
- Pizza!
466
00:22:58,987 --> 00:23:00,754
And you three, stay put.
467
00:23:00,822 --> 00:23:02,089
Bo: Get the pizza!
468
00:23:02,424 --> 00:23:03,824
Where did you get these??
469
00:23:05,394 --> 00:23:07,728
- It's fantastic!
- Give it to me...
470
00:23:07,795 --> 00:23:08,762
Totally lame...
471
00:23:08,830 --> 00:23:11,364
Aww... There's another one!
Come here, you!
472
00:23:11,965 --> 00:23:15,135
What I don't understand is that
if this disease only targets Fae...
473
00:23:15,202 --> 00:23:16,669
Why isn't Vex infected?
474
00:23:16,737 --> 00:23:19,039
Well, perhaps my superior genetic makeup
475
00:23:19,106 --> 00:23:21,941
has rendered me immune to
embarrassing afflictions.
476
00:23:22,843 --> 00:23:25,511
- What is that?
- What?
477
00:23:26,612 --> 00:23:29,881
You have a strange
pustule behind your ear
478
00:23:29,949 --> 00:23:31,983
that wasn't there when
I examined you last.
479
00:23:32,152 --> 00:23:33,985
Pustule...
Ew.
480
00:23:38,791 --> 00:23:42,160
Kenzi: Ugh...
Ugh! UGH!
481
00:23:42,227 --> 00:23:43,861
Ewww with a double side of hurl.
482
00:23:43,929 --> 00:23:47,831
- What is it??
- It's what's left of a cocoon.
483
00:23:47,899 --> 00:23:49,534
You've been used as an incubator.
484
00:23:49,601 --> 00:23:51,569
- By what?
- My guess?
485
00:23:52,271 --> 00:23:55,639
- A parasite.
- What? I'm unclean?!
486
00:23:55,707 --> 00:23:58,575
Relax... it isn't in you anymore.
487
00:23:58,642 --> 00:24:00,477
But where could you have picked this up?
488
00:24:01,079 --> 00:24:02,879
Have you been with
any strange Fae lately?
489
00:24:04,415 --> 00:24:06,349
Ugh... damn bitch!
490
00:24:06,417 --> 00:24:07,950
- What's that?
- What's that?
491
00:24:07,985 --> 00:24:09,652
Oh, nothing, uh...
492
00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:12,822
I was just saying how devastated
I was about all this, uh...
493
00:24:12,890 --> 00:24:15,958
Listen, I'm gonna get some
help from Trick. Alright?
494
00:24:16,025 --> 00:24:17,826
I'm gonna make things right.
Alright?
495
00:24:24,267 --> 00:24:28,270
- What the hell did you do to me!?
- Used you to spread a parasite.
496
00:24:28,338 --> 00:24:31,239
- What kind of bloody parasite!?
- The parasitic kind.
497
00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:34,576
Zaps its victims
with nymphoid hormones.
498
00:24:34,643 --> 00:24:38,279
Turns them into self-obsessed
brats too young for Fae powers.
499
00:24:38,347 --> 00:24:40,348
So, they're completely
vulnerable to attack?
500
00:24:40,416 --> 00:24:41,382
Precisely.
501
00:24:43,185 --> 00:24:46,520
But what about the "other
white meat"? Relatives of yours?
502
00:24:46,687 --> 00:24:51,791
The infected emit a pungent
pheromone that attracts
503
00:24:51,859 --> 00:24:54,628
a nasty breed of
UnderFae in for the kill.
504
00:24:54,695 --> 00:24:57,764
Yeah, well, luckily Kenzi
pounded little Piggly Wiggly
505
00:24:57,765 --> 00:25:00,834
into UnderFae bacon with
her magic shillelagh.
506
00:25:00,901 --> 00:25:03,669
- And the Succubitch?
- Still alive and singing.
507
00:25:03,737 --> 00:25:07,906
Along with the other Twi-hards.
Dyson and his new partner.
508
00:25:07,974 --> 00:25:11,910
Oh!
Now this is getting interesting.
509
00:25:13,013 --> 00:25:17,249
Three of my favorite people,
trapped in one place...
510
00:25:17,316 --> 00:25:19,784
with no way to defend themselves.
511
00:25:20,286 --> 00:25:22,687
And she's got The Ash's play stick.
512
00:25:25,924 --> 00:25:28,326
You want to prove your
loyalty to the Dark?
513
00:25:30,630 --> 00:25:35,599
Finish off the teen trio, and
bring me the Staff of Righteousness.
514
00:25:36,434 --> 00:25:37,702
And if I do?
515
00:25:37,770 --> 00:25:41,005
I'm sure I could find some...
entry level position...
516
00:25:41,073 --> 00:25:45,109
No! I want all titles restored ...
a million in cash
517
00:25:45,177 --> 00:25:50,547
- and my club. I want it back.
- There's the Vex I remember.
518
00:25:53,184 --> 00:25:56,252
"Grab a weapon", she said...
519
00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:59,322
For the hundredth time,
Kenzi, I didn't know!
520
00:25:59,390 --> 00:26:02,425
Alert the media, there is something
Doctor Flawless doesn't know!
521
00:26:02,493 --> 00:26:04,061
This is hardly the time, Kenzi.
522
00:26:04,128 --> 00:26:06,595
Course it isn't...
'Cause that would be "messy"!
523
00:26:06,663 --> 00:26:10,232
Do you think just once!
Maybe just once, you could try to be...
524
00:26:10,300 --> 00:26:12,401
- What? What??
- Helpful!
525
00:26:12,468 --> 00:26:14,336
- Excuse me?
- Sure!
526
00:26:14,404 --> 00:26:16,105
Because everybody else does!
527
00:26:16,173 --> 00:26:18,925
You just bounce through life,
no job, no plan, from one beer
528
00:26:18,926 --> 00:26:21,677
to the next and still, everybody
dotes on you, don't they?
529
00:26:21,744 --> 00:26:23,311
What do you care where they dote?
530
00:26:23,378 --> 00:26:25,814
- Just forget about it...
- Yeah... what is that?!
531
00:26:25,881 --> 00:26:27,749
Why are you always
rolling your eyes at me,
532
00:26:27,817 --> 00:26:30,551
with your normal upbringing
and your medical degree.
533
00:26:30,619 --> 00:26:32,787
You don't know anything
about my life, Kenzi!
534
00:26:32,855 --> 00:26:34,989
I know you think you're
too good for me...
535
00:26:35,057 --> 00:26:39,826
No, I don't actually!
You think that I'm good enough for Bo!
536
00:26:44,599 --> 00:26:48,501
- She's my best friend.
- And I love her.
537
00:26:49,003 --> 00:26:52,439
I know!
[ sighing ] I know.
538
00:26:57,010 --> 00:26:58,510
Are you sure we're not infected?
539
00:26:59,246 --> 00:26:59,979
Mmmm...
540
00:27:01,915 --> 00:27:05,017
No.
We're just...
541
00:27:05,085 --> 00:27:06,119
...stupid.
542
00:27:07,621 --> 00:27:10,956
Well, I prefer...
..."emotional".
543
00:27:17,096 --> 00:27:17,963
Moving on?
544
00:27:19,766 --> 00:27:21,366
- Killer Pig?
- Yeah...
545
00:27:22,601 --> 00:27:23,635
Yep, okay...
546
00:27:27,172 --> 00:27:30,507
I can't believe I ever
thought you didn't like me.
547
00:27:31,810 --> 00:27:33,878
I don't think I was
supposed to like you.
548
00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:36,413
Why? What do you mean?
549
00:27:37,816 --> 00:27:39,216
[ whispering ] I'm a Valkyrie.
550
00:27:41,753 --> 00:27:44,053
- I think.
- Wow...
551
00:27:45,389 --> 00:27:46,256
Really?
552
00:27:47,224 --> 00:27:50,927
- What's a Valkyrie?
- I don't know.
553
00:27:52,930 --> 00:27:55,782
But...
sometimes when I like people,
554
00:27:55,783 --> 00:27:57,066
I have to make them go away.
555
00:27:57,134 --> 00:27:59,902
- What are you talking about?
- Can you keep a secret?
556
00:28:06,575 --> 00:28:07,776
Till I die.
557
00:28:09,779 --> 00:28:10,345
Um...
558
00:28:11,647 --> 00:28:14,449
- No, I'm not supposed to.
- No, wait! Wait!
559
00:28:17,586 --> 00:28:20,587
I have an idea! Okay...
560
00:28:20,655 --> 00:28:26,527
Let's write down our
deepest, darkest secrets...
561
00:28:26,594 --> 00:28:27,894
...in poetry.
562
00:28:28,630 --> 00:28:29,563
Cool!
563
00:28:30,198 --> 00:28:32,399
But like real poetry.
The kind that rhymes.
564
00:28:35,402 --> 00:28:36,703
You're really awesome.
565
00:28:38,205 --> 00:28:41,240
No.
You're really awesome.
566
00:28:42,242 --> 00:28:43,242
[ giggling ]
567
00:28:45,045 --> 00:28:46,412
[ giggling ]
568
00:28:47,047 --> 00:28:47,913
Um...
569
00:28:48,649 --> 00:28:49,515
Oh, oh!
570
00:28:52,251 --> 00:28:53,585
See its snout?
571
00:28:53,653 --> 00:28:55,721
It's similar in genetic
makeup to the pig.
572
00:28:55,788 --> 00:28:58,523
It was scenting out its
prey, it knew which of us
573
00:28:58,591 --> 00:28:59,725
was infected with the parasite.
574
00:28:59,792 --> 00:29:01,259
Hurray for the Truffle Pig.
575
00:29:01,327 --> 00:29:04,062
These creatures travel in packs.
When their buddy doesn't return...
576
00:29:04,129 --> 00:29:05,397
They'll all go hog wild?
577
00:29:05,465 --> 00:29:08,298
Not even my wonder whacker
may be enough to save us.
578
00:29:08,367 --> 00:29:11,034
That's why we need Bo and
the others back to normal.
579
00:29:11,102 --> 00:29:13,604
Based on the secretions
that I pulled from the cocoon
580
00:29:13,672 --> 00:29:16,073
from Vex, I think I can
cobble together an anti-toxin
581
00:29:16,140 --> 00:29:19,377
- for the parasite. But I need time.
- And a lab, maybe?
582
00:29:19,444 --> 00:29:23,580
Well, not necessarily.
I've got a few basic supplies in my kit.
583
00:29:23,647 --> 00:29:25,915
But I need you to gather
up some ingredients.
584
00:29:25,983 --> 00:29:28,451
Uh, baking powder, vinegar, turmeric...
585
00:29:28,519 --> 00:29:29,552
Yeah, yeah, okay...
586
00:29:30,788 --> 00:29:31,921
Alright, go...
587
00:29:31,989 --> 00:29:35,057
Also, garlic, hairspray,
and lubricating oil.
588
00:29:35,125 --> 00:29:36,493
Flavoured or bulk?
589
00:29:37,094 --> 00:29:40,596
As for me...
I'm going upstairs to take a swab.
590
00:29:40,998 --> 00:29:42,131
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
591
00:29:42,199 --> 00:29:45,234
Doc, you goin' in solo?
Without backup?
592
00:29:45,302 --> 00:29:49,438
- I think I can do this.
- You're as stubborn as you are bossy.
593
00:29:51,441 --> 00:29:52,474
Godspeed.
594
00:29:57,313 --> 00:29:57,979
Okay!
595
00:30:04,153 --> 00:30:07,655
- What happened?
- I don't want to talk about it.
596
00:30:08,791 --> 00:30:11,159
But... I got it.
597
00:30:12,493 --> 00:30:13,427
Sure did.
598
00:30:15,130 --> 00:30:15,829
Wow...
599
00:30:17,465 --> 00:30:20,500
- Nice job.
- Yeah, I did something else too...
600
00:30:20,568 --> 00:30:24,238
I set up an early warning
system outside, Home Alone style.
601
00:30:24,306 --> 00:30:26,540
Good. That'll help.
602
00:30:27,142 --> 00:30:29,208
Okay...
603
00:30:29,276 --> 00:30:31,610
You must've gone to some
crazy-ass medical school.
604
00:30:32,813 --> 00:30:35,748
Yale taught me chemistry and physiology.
605
00:30:35,816 --> 00:30:40,019
But this kind of stuff is
just experience and luck
606
00:30:40,087 --> 00:30:43,222
and whatever I figured out in the field.
607
00:30:43,290 --> 00:30:45,890
- "Field" meaning...
- Afghanistan.
608
00:30:47,460 --> 00:30:48,626
Shit, dude...
609
00:30:49,462 --> 00:30:52,230
- How long?
- Long enough.
610
00:30:53,732 --> 00:30:57,735
- Why didn't you ever say so?
- You never asked.
611
00:31:05,344 --> 00:31:07,744
You're listening to Dyson take a whiz.
612
00:31:08,146 --> 00:31:09,146
I am not.
613
00:31:10,682 --> 00:31:14,218
Did you read my poem?
It was stupid, right?
614
00:31:14,286 --> 00:31:17,753
No, I liked it.
A lot.
615
00:31:18,389 --> 00:31:22,025
Yours was really beautiful...
in a way.
616
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:26,562
But it was...
really, really sad.
617
00:31:28,199 --> 00:31:30,766
I wish there was something
I could do to help you.
618
00:31:31,469 --> 00:31:32,667
You can't help me.
619
00:31:34,237 --> 00:31:35,437
Nobody can.
620
00:31:38,241 --> 00:31:39,241
Our secret?
621
00:31:40,410 --> 00:31:42,811
Cross my heart.
622
00:31:59,228 --> 00:32:01,929
Make mine a Fae-cuccino, please...
623
00:32:01,997 --> 00:32:05,432
I'm just straining any
impurities. God, I hope...
624
00:32:05,500 --> 00:32:06,933
[ cat screeching ]
625
00:32:07,001 --> 00:32:08,168
Perimeter breach!
626
00:32:13,007 --> 00:32:14,874
- Uh... we've got company!
- How many?
627
00:32:14,942 --> 00:32:17,411
There's just...
Uh, no, there's another one...
628
00:32:17,478 --> 00:32:19,746
- Ugh, it's not ready!
- Oh, God...
629
00:32:19,813 --> 00:32:20,146
[ bang! ]
630
00:32:26,253 --> 00:32:30,656
The 3 little piggies are back!
And this time, it's personal.
631
00:32:31,124 --> 00:32:33,325
- Vex!
- Dude, what are you doing?
632
00:32:33,393 --> 00:32:34,560
I'm going home.
633
00:32:34,627 --> 00:32:36,761
[ music ]
634
00:32:38,794 --> 00:32:42,600
[ fighting ]
635
00:32:44,667 --> 00:32:47,002
- You slimy sonuvabitch!
- Ooooh!
636
00:32:47,070 --> 00:32:49,137
Your words are like tiny
little daggers in my heart!
637
00:32:49,205 --> 00:32:50,271
I trusted you!
638
00:32:50,339 --> 00:32:53,641
Yeah, well, just give us the
rugrats so we can all go home!
639
00:32:53,709 --> 00:32:54,408
[ whack! ]
640
00:32:54,810 --> 00:32:56,077
Not on your miserable life!
641
00:32:56,144 --> 00:32:56,644
Huh!
642
00:32:58,780 --> 00:33:01,683
[ music playing ]
643
00:33:02,751 --> 00:33:03,918
Duran Duran?
644
00:33:06,655 --> 00:33:09,656
♪ "...I'm on the hunt, I'm after you..." ♪
645
00:33:09,724 --> 00:33:10,090
[ whack! ]
646
00:33:10,557 --> 00:33:11,091
[ whack! ]
647
00:33:11,993 --> 00:33:13,693
♪ "...I'm lost and I'm found..." ♪
648
00:33:13,761 --> 00:33:16,529
♪ "...and I'm hungry
like the wolf..." ♪
649
00:33:16,597 --> 00:33:17,497
[ howl! ]
650
00:33:17,564 --> 00:33:18,832
Woooo!
651
00:33:19,100 --> 00:33:19,766
Wooo!!!
652
00:33:20,901 --> 00:33:22,702
Kenzi: Bo! Help!
653
00:33:23,270 --> 00:33:24,837
That sounds like Kenzi!
654
00:33:24,904 --> 00:33:27,740
[ music plays ]
655
00:33:27,807 --> 00:33:29,108
Woohoo! Wooo!
656
00:33:29,643 --> 00:33:31,977
[ Dyson singing ]
"...I'm hungry like the wolf!"
657
00:33:33,179 --> 00:33:33,545
[ whack! ]
658
00:33:34,047 --> 00:33:34,813
Bo?!
659
00:33:35,048 --> 00:33:35,380
[ whack! ]
660
00:33:36,850 --> 00:33:37,215
[ whack! ]
661
00:33:38,685 --> 00:33:39,051
[ whack! ]
662
00:33:41,453 --> 00:33:43,521
- Crank it, Tammy!
- Okay!
663
00:33:43,588 --> 00:33:46,461
[ music ]
664
00:33:50,529 --> 00:33:51,663
The antidote's ready!
665
00:33:51,730 --> 00:33:53,464
[ whack! ] [ whack! ]
666
00:33:53,532 --> 00:33:54,265
[ whack! ]
667
00:33:54,466 --> 00:33:56,667
- I need to get upstairs...
- Go long and wide, Doc!
668
00:33:56,734 --> 00:33:57,367
[ whack! ]
669
00:33:57,434 --> 00:33:58,301
I got you covered!
670
00:33:59,503 --> 00:34:00,570
Are you gonna be okay??
671
00:34:01,739 --> 00:34:02,072
[ whack! ]
672
00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:04,440
[ whack! ]
673
00:34:05,843 --> 00:34:07,577
Sure! This is kinda fun.
674
00:34:08,245 --> 00:34:10,246
Okay...
Way to not overthink it.
675
00:34:17,154 --> 00:34:19,155
Hey... Twinkle toes...
676
00:34:19,756 --> 00:34:21,724
I'll be havin' that wee Staff of yours.
677
00:34:22,793 --> 00:34:25,327
Come closer.
Let me give it you.
678
00:34:25,395 --> 00:34:28,597
Oh, I'd be delighted.
Look what I found.
679
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:32,433
This isn't really like...
680
00:34:32,501 --> 00:34:34,502
any Spin The Bottle game
I ever played.
681
00:34:34,570 --> 00:34:37,739
- Oh, it's new rules.
- Are you sure?
682
00:34:37,807 --> 00:34:41,375
Absolutely, I read it...
somewhere. It's your turn.
683
00:34:47,548 --> 00:34:50,017
- I gotta kiss you.
- Okay.
684
00:34:59,159 --> 00:35:03,863
- Man... what are you?
- Dude... that was all you.
685
00:35:03,931 --> 00:35:05,497
Are you playing Spin The Bottle?
686
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:07,466
That was so dope.
687
00:35:08,201 --> 00:35:10,102
- Let's do that again.
- Okay.
688
00:35:10,436 --> 00:35:11,069
Yeah, let's not...
689
00:35:11,938 --> 00:35:13,138
Ow!!!
690
00:35:13,439 --> 00:35:16,541
- Hey, where's our pizza?
- There's no pizza coming.
691
00:35:17,777 --> 00:35:19,010
Come here, you little...
692
00:35:20,346 --> 00:35:21,813
Ahh...
693
00:35:21,881 --> 00:35:24,348
I believe "wanker" is the
word that you're looking for.
694
00:35:24,415 --> 00:35:26,550
[ in Russian ]
A dirty traitor!
695
00:35:27,485 --> 00:35:30,821
And to think I shared my limited
edition purple-pixie glitter with you!
696
00:35:30,889 --> 00:35:33,924
Aw, you think sharing
makeup makes us friends?
697
00:35:33,992 --> 00:35:37,327
Don't do this...
I thought you were your own man.
698
00:35:37,395 --> 00:35:40,396
I am my own man!
And I happen to have an axe.
699
00:35:40,464 --> 00:35:42,165
But you're not doing this for you.
700
00:35:42,233 --> 00:35:43,967
You're doing it for that
stupid bitch!
701
00:35:44,034 --> 00:35:45,468
Anything is better than this!
702
00:35:46,336 --> 00:35:49,305
I mean, look at me!
I'm sleeping on a couch!
703
00:35:49,373 --> 00:35:51,507
People are laughing at me to my face!
704
00:35:51,575 --> 00:35:53,009
You can't believe that The Morrigan's
705
00:35:53,077 --> 00:35:55,078
just gonna welcome you
back with open arms!
706
00:35:55,146 --> 00:35:56,912
Listen, luv, you've
obviously read the book
707
00:35:56,980 --> 00:35:58,914
on "Hostage Negotiation 101"...
Can we just skip
708
00:35:58,982 --> 00:36:01,516
to the bit where you tell
me I'm better than this?
709
00:36:01,584 --> 00:36:03,685
- You are.
- What if I'm not?
710
00:36:03,753 --> 00:36:07,022
Losing your powers was the best
thing that could have happened to you.
711
00:36:07,090 --> 00:36:10,225
I feel like I've
finally met the real Vex!
712
00:36:10,293 --> 00:36:14,195
He's a true artist.
He's a gentle soul!
713
00:36:14,263 --> 00:36:17,399
And he will not be trifled with.
Not even by her!
714
00:36:17,466 --> 00:36:19,000
He's done with that!
715
00:36:19,268 --> 00:36:24,306
[ struggling ]
716
00:36:24,373 --> 00:36:25,840
Vex... please!
717
00:36:25,908 --> 00:36:26,274
[ whack! ]
718
00:36:31,313 --> 00:36:32,446
Oh, Kenzi...
719
00:36:34,115 --> 00:36:36,016
I'm getting soft in my old age.
720
00:36:38,353 --> 00:36:39,286
Good choice...
721
00:36:39,721 --> 00:36:40,721
Good choice!!!
722
00:36:41,389 --> 00:36:47,960
[ snorting/growling ]
723
00:36:48,028 --> 00:36:48,695
Lauren: It's all right...
724
00:36:50,163 --> 00:36:51,197
She's coming...
725
00:36:55,736 --> 00:36:57,804
Time for Mama
to bring home the bacon.
726
00:36:59,239 --> 00:37:00,072
[ fighting ]
727
00:37:00,140 --> 00:37:01,406
- Oh...
- Oh!
728
00:37:01,474 --> 00:37:03,308
I don't think I'd mind
getting my ass kicked
729
00:37:03,376 --> 00:37:05,310
- by someone that hot.
- That had to hurt.
730
00:37:05,378 --> 00:37:06,277
Ugh...
731
00:37:06,346 --> 00:37:08,213
- Ah!
- Oh! God!
732
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:10,415
One to go, one to go,
one one one to go!
733
00:37:10,483 --> 00:37:11,916
And that's two!
No, that's two!
734
00:37:11,984 --> 00:37:13,151
Bo for the gold!
735
00:37:13,219 --> 00:37:17,388
Vex: Ahem...
Uh, all's well that ends well, yeah?
736
00:37:17,456 --> 00:37:18,656
No hard feelings?
737
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:21,892
[ whack! ]
738
00:37:23,294 --> 00:37:24,328
Vex: Ow!
739
00:37:24,396 --> 00:37:26,530
Girl, you got you some
gaaame. True.
740
00:37:27,799 --> 00:37:30,901
[ fighting ]
741
00:37:30,969 --> 00:37:32,635
Come on, Bo...
742
00:37:33,738 --> 00:37:35,772
The whole thing's... blank.
743
00:37:38,843 --> 00:37:41,444
But fuzzy, like...
744
00:37:41,512 --> 00:37:44,180
...like there's something there,
but why can't I remember?
745
00:37:44,248 --> 00:37:45,147
[ sigh ]
746
00:37:45,215 --> 00:37:48,717
Because you're not supposed to.
We're probably better off this way.
747
00:37:48,785 --> 00:37:50,185
Yeah, good call, Tammy.
748
00:37:52,822 --> 00:37:55,991
- I mean, Tamsin.
- Okay!
749
00:37:56,058 --> 00:37:59,495
Look, all I know is
that this latest crapfest
750
00:37:59,562 --> 00:38:01,663
just caused a whole
mess of Fae paperwork.
751
00:38:01,731 --> 00:38:05,132
So, thank you for destroying
my weekend, and goodbye.
752
00:38:08,904 --> 00:38:11,606
Well, that girl is just no fun at all.
753
00:38:11,673 --> 00:38:12,306
Hmm...
754
00:38:17,012 --> 00:38:21,014
[ humming ]
755
00:38:21,081 --> 00:38:28,922
Both: [ humming ]
756
00:38:29,989 --> 00:38:32,997
[ music ]
757
00:38:39,065 --> 00:38:41,133
The one who touches the
Staff of Righteousness
758
00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:43,168
shall take up the noble cause,
759
00:38:43,236 --> 00:38:45,971
accept the sacred mantle
of Ruler of Forest Nymphs
760
00:38:46,039 --> 00:38:49,141
and Wood Sprites,
and fight for truth and justice
761
00:38:49,208 --> 00:38:52,444
throughout the land to the
end of their natural days.
762
00:38:53,145 --> 00:38:54,446
You're kidding me.
763
00:38:54,513 --> 00:38:56,280
This is a huge responsibility
you've taken on.
764
00:38:56,348 --> 00:38:58,950
I just picked up a frikkin' stick!
765
00:38:59,017 --> 00:39:02,153
That's how destiny works.
One day you're you, and the next day...
766
00:39:02,220 --> 00:39:03,588
I'm a superhero.
767
00:39:03,656 --> 00:39:04,756
[ laughing ]
768
00:39:04,824 --> 00:39:05,690
[ sigh ]
769
00:39:07,827 --> 00:39:08,292
Pro...
770
00:39:10,127 --> 00:39:11,261
I could be awesome, forever.
771
00:39:11,729 --> 00:39:14,164
- Yup.
- Okay... Con...
772
00:39:15,166 --> 00:39:17,367
I would have to learn
how to do everything
773
00:39:17,435 --> 00:39:20,070
with my left hand and I mean everything.
774
00:39:20,137 --> 00:39:24,608
Well... as a last, desperate
resort there is an escape clause.
775
00:39:24,676 --> 00:39:26,742
Sold.
Show me the eject button.
776
00:39:27,378 --> 00:39:28,345
Very well.
777
00:39:30,281 --> 00:39:35,986
Close your eyes and say
the words... No peeking.
778
00:39:38,389 --> 00:39:39,755
"I decline".
779
00:39:44,361 --> 00:39:46,561
I... decline.
780
00:39:53,203 --> 00:39:54,336
It was that easy?
781
00:39:56,439 --> 00:39:58,139
Why didn't you just say so?
782
00:39:59,041 --> 00:40:01,109
What? A Blood King
can't have a little fun?
783
00:40:01,176 --> 00:40:04,048
[ music ]
784
00:40:09,261 --> 00:40:11,529
I don't think much of
your interior decorator...
785
00:40:11,597 --> 00:40:13,198
It's a work in progress.
786
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:15,867
Much like yourself.
787
00:40:15,935 --> 00:40:19,270
Don't change the subject.
You're not off the hook yet.
788
00:40:19,338 --> 00:40:22,206
Oh! Look at you.
All grown up. "The Ash."
789
00:40:22,273 --> 00:40:25,442
Did you get the new business cards, yet?
Maybe a little vanity plate?
790
00:40:25,509 --> 00:40:28,311
- Daddy must be so proud.
- You violated Fae law.
791
00:40:28,379 --> 00:40:30,881
Oh, by having a little fun with SuccuBo?
792
00:40:30,949 --> 00:40:32,983
You executed a blatant
attack on the Light.
793
00:40:33,051 --> 00:40:36,953
Oh, come on now.
When did everyone get so uptight?
794
00:40:37,020 --> 00:40:38,587
I remember the good old days.
795
00:40:38,655 --> 00:40:41,791
A little raping, a little pillaging,
the odd "collateral damage"...
796
00:40:41,859 --> 00:40:45,394
and then you'd have yourself a party.
Now it's all rules, rules, rules.
797
00:40:45,462 --> 00:40:48,364
Your actions may have
jeopardized the new peace plan.
798
00:40:48,431 --> 00:40:50,733
A plan, in case you've forgotten,
799
00:40:50,801 --> 00:40:53,434
that was endorsed by the
Fae Elders themselves.
800
00:40:54,904 --> 00:40:55,937
What can I say?
801
00:40:56,939 --> 00:40:59,975
Except, mea culpa.
802
00:41:00,042 --> 00:41:02,844
I was just trying to spice
things up a little bit.
803
00:41:03,679 --> 00:41:05,280
I was a cop for thirty years.
804
00:41:07,250 --> 00:41:10,985
One thing I learned...
bullshit stinks.
805
00:41:12,187 --> 00:41:13,553
And lady, you reek.
806
00:41:14,923 --> 00:41:16,857
You ever pull a stunt like this again,
807
00:41:16,925 --> 00:41:20,861
I will personally rip off your head
and shove it up your lily white ass.
808
00:41:20,929 --> 00:41:24,930
This détente is too important
to be screwed up by some petty feud.
809
00:41:26,366 --> 00:41:27,400
Am I clear?
810
00:41:29,236 --> 00:41:30,403
Crystal.
811
00:41:34,608 --> 00:41:38,744
Hey man, we are just one
Vex short of a real fiesta.
812
00:41:40,246 --> 00:41:41,246
Where you goin'?
813
00:41:42,215 --> 00:41:43,182
I don't know yet.
814
00:41:44,951 --> 00:41:46,518
Why don't I go make some tea.
815
00:41:47,420 --> 00:41:50,555
Vexster... hey!
Come on, all is forgiven.
816
00:41:50,623 --> 00:41:52,224
But it shouldn't be, Kenz.
817
00:41:52,292 --> 00:41:54,659
I can't stay here.
Not after what I've done.
818
00:41:54,727 --> 00:41:55,893
Dude, you saved my life...
819
00:41:55,961 --> 00:41:59,530
Or that pig shifted to the left
at just the right moment.
820
00:42:00,432 --> 00:42:02,265
That is not true.
821
00:42:04,902 --> 00:42:05,768
Is it??
822
00:42:08,239 --> 00:42:08,872
You know...
823
00:42:09,907 --> 00:42:13,210
if you'd looked at my history
you'd know I was a betting man.
824
00:42:15,246 --> 00:42:17,547
I'm going to take some
time to reflect, you know?
825
00:42:18,182 --> 00:42:21,384
Reset the system.
I guess the Doctor was right!
826
00:42:22,185 --> 00:42:23,519
Bloody humans...
827
00:42:25,489 --> 00:42:30,660
- You thinkin' maybe Tibet?
- India, via Vegas.
828
00:42:30,728 --> 00:42:34,163
You know, the whole
Eat, Pray, Mesmer tour.
829
00:42:37,099 --> 00:42:40,635
Yeah... well...
I'll be back.
830
00:42:40,970 --> 00:42:42,571
Fully armed and ready to rock.
831
00:42:43,806 --> 00:42:45,907
How do I know I'll ever see you again?
832
00:42:55,751 --> 00:42:56,417
[ gasp! ]
833
00:42:58,319 --> 00:43:00,921
Not your ebony handled
bison bristle blush brush?
834
00:43:01,723 --> 00:43:03,491
Ugh!
835
00:43:03,558 --> 00:43:05,359
You break that brush and I'll kill ya.
836
00:43:05,427 --> 00:43:06,026
Kenzi: Ow!
837
00:43:06,094 --> 00:43:07,594
[ Vex laughing ]
838
00:43:09,963 --> 00:43:12,832
Catch you in another lifetime!
Maybe...
839
00:43:17,070 --> 00:43:18,872
I'm gonna miss that a-hole...
840
00:43:21,174 --> 00:43:21,608
I know.
841
00:43:21,675 --> 00:43:23,108
- Ow...
- Here...
842
00:43:24,443 --> 00:43:27,280
[ music ]
843
00:43:29,015 --> 00:43:32,348
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