1 00:00:00,862 --> 00:00:02,243 - HELP WANTED, HUH? 2 00:00:02,347 --> 00:00:03,658 I'M ACTUALLY LOOKING FOR A JOB. 3 00:00:03,762 --> 00:00:05,108 - I NEED SOMEONE WITH PHOTOGRAPHY EXPERIENCE. 4 00:00:05,212 --> 00:00:06,178 - [screams] OH, MY GOD! 5 00:00:06,282 --> 00:00:07,559 - IT'S BEEN FIVE MONTHS. 6 00:00:07,662 --> 00:00:09,802 WE CAN'T KEEP WALKING ON EGGSHELLS 7 00:00:09,906 --> 00:00:11,045 AROUND THIS BOY. 8 00:00:11,149 --> 00:00:12,081 - I FEEL LIKE I'M WAITING 9 00:00:12,184 --> 00:00:13,496 TO FALL IN LOVE WITH OUR SON. 10 00:00:13,599 --> 00:00:16,050 - TODAY'S THE BIG DAY, HUH? AMY COMES BACK FROM CAMP. 11 00:00:16,154 --> 00:00:17,396 - SHE SEEMS KIND OF DISTANT OR SOMETHING. 12 00:00:17,500 --> 00:00:19,053 OH, MY GOD, I MISSED YOU SO MUCH. 13 00:00:19,157 --> 00:00:21,987 - I MISSED YOU TOO. 14 00:00:22,091 --> 00:00:23,161 - I JUST HAVE TO TELL YOU 15 00:00:23,264 --> 00:00:24,541 THAT I GOT INTO CORNELL EARLY ADMISSION. 16 00:00:24,645 --> 00:00:26,716 - I'M GONNA MISS YOU. 17 00:00:33,481 --> 00:00:33,964 [giggling] 18 00:00:34,068 --> 00:00:37,209 [low moaning] 19 00:00:43,698 --> 00:00:45,079 - OHH. 20 00:00:45,183 --> 00:00:47,116 I LOVE OUR SON, BUT I LOVE WHEN HE'S AT GRANDMA'S. 21 00:00:47,219 --> 00:00:49,808 - YEAH. [laughter] 22 00:00:49,911 --> 00:00:51,430 YEAH. 23 00:00:51,534 --> 00:00:53,777 - YOU KNOW, NEXT TIME LET'S DO IT IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM. 24 00:00:53,881 --> 00:00:54,778 - MM. - WE'LL GET EVERY ROOM 25 00:00:54,882 --> 00:00:56,953 IN THE HOUSE. - [giggles] 26 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:57,885 [cell phone chimes] 27 00:00:57,988 --> 00:00:59,093 - UH-OH. THAT COULD BE HER. 28 00:00:59,197 --> 00:01:01,751 COULD BE YOUR MAMA. 29 00:01:01,854 --> 00:01:03,132 - DON'T ANSWER IT. 30 00:01:03,235 --> 00:01:06,514 - OH. NO, IT'S ADAM. 31 00:01:06,618 --> 00:01:08,723 "REMIND AMBER TO PICK UP TONER TOMORROW"? 32 00:01:08,827 --> 00:01:10,104 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 33 00:01:10,208 --> 00:01:12,348 THESE ARE THE TEXTS HE'S SENDING AT 10:00 P.M.? 34 00:01:12,451 --> 00:01:14,453 WE ARE OFFICIALLY THE HOTTEST BRAVERMAN COUPLE. 35 00:01:14,557 --> 00:01:16,214 - YOU KNOW, THIS REALLY DRIVES ME NUTS. 36 00:01:16,317 --> 00:01:17,836 IT TAKES CROSBY FOREVER TO RESPOND 37 00:01:17,939 --> 00:01:19,251 TO AN EMAIL OR A TEXT. 38 00:01:19,355 --> 00:01:21,633 HOW HARD COULD IT BE JUST TO SAY, "OKAY, I GOT IT"? 39 00:01:21,736 --> 00:01:22,979 - MAYBE HE'S BUSY, HONEY. 40 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:25,706 - HONEY, IT'S SUNDAY NIGHT. 41 00:01:25,809 --> 00:01:28,950 - OHH. 42 00:01:29,054 --> 00:01:30,090 - WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? 43 00:01:30,193 --> 00:01:31,263 - NOTHING. - HONEY, WHAT ARE YOU-- 44 00:01:31,367 --> 00:01:33,058 - IT'S NOTHING. WHAT? 45 00:01:33,162 --> 00:01:34,266 - WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT PUPPIES FOR? 46 00:01:34,370 --> 00:01:35,405 - WE ALWAYS TALKED ABOUT GETTING A DOG. 47 00:01:35,509 --> 00:01:36,510 - NO. NO, WE DIDN'T. 48 00:01:36,613 --> 00:01:38,512 - YES, WE DID. - NO, WE HAVEN'T. 49 00:01:38,615 --> 00:01:39,651 - ADAM. 50 00:01:39,754 --> 00:01:41,653 LISTEN, WE HAVE. LOOK AT HOW CUTE THIS GUY-- 51 00:01:41,756 --> 00:01:42,861 - OH, COME ON, HONEY, I KNOW THAT YOU MISS HADDIE, 52 00:01:42,964 --> 00:01:44,000 BUT REALLY? 53 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:45,277 - THIS DOG DOES NOT LOOK LIKE HADDIE. 54 00:01:45,381 --> 00:01:47,210 - HADDIE--THAT DOG LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE HADDIE. 55 00:01:47,314 --> 00:01:48,694 - THIS ONE? - YES. 56 00:01:48,798 --> 00:01:51,041 - NO, IT DOESN'T. OKAY, MAYBE A LITTLE BIT. 57 00:01:51,145 --> 00:01:52,664 THE CURLS ARE A LITTLE DIFFERENT. 58 00:01:52,767 --> 00:01:53,941 - MM-HMM. - THE EYES ARE NOT THE SAME. 59 00:01:54,044 --> 00:01:56,599 - WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? - NOTHING. 60 00:01:56,702 --> 00:01:59,084 NOTHING. I'M JUST LOOKING. - OKAY. 61 00:01:59,188 --> 00:02:00,948 - I'M NOT SAYING WE'RE GOING TO GET A DOG. 62 00:02:01,051 --> 00:02:02,122 WE'RE TALKING ABOUT A DOG. 63 00:02:02,225 --> 00:02:03,468 - WE'RE TALKING ABOUT GETTING A DOG? 64 00:02:03,571 --> 00:02:05,159 - MM-HMM. - HONEY, I LOVE DOGS, 65 00:02:05,263 --> 00:02:06,574 BUT I ALSO KNOW WHAT A ROYAL PAIN IN THE ASS 66 00:02:06,678 --> 00:02:08,576 HAVING A PUPPY CAN BE. - THEY'RE CUTE. THEY'RE CUDDLY. 67 00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:10,302 - THAT GUY IS GOING TO DESTROY MY HOUSE. 68 00:02:10,406 --> 00:02:11,234 HE'S GONNA CRAP ALL OVER THE PLACE. 69 00:02:11,338 --> 00:02:12,891 - SO WHAT? SO DO YOU. 70 00:02:12,994 --> 00:02:15,549 [giggles] 71 00:02:15,652 --> 00:02:17,240 I'M JUST KIDDING. - THEY'RE CUTE, HONEY, 72 00:02:17,344 --> 00:02:18,138 BUT IT'S A BIG-- IT'S A BIG COMMITMENT. 73 00:02:18,241 --> 00:02:19,587 - THEY ARE CUTE. RESEARCH SHOWS 74 00:02:19,691 --> 00:02:20,243 THAT THIS DOG WOULD BE GOOD FOR MAX 75 00:02:20,347 --> 00:02:22,314 AS A COMPANION. 76 00:02:22,418 --> 00:02:23,522 THEY'RE COMPATIBLE FOR KIDS 77 00:02:23,626 --> 00:02:25,075 ON THE AUTISM SPECTRUM, THEY ARE. 78 00:02:25,179 --> 00:02:26,594 - MM-HMM. ALL RIGHT. 79 00:02:26,698 --> 00:02:28,148 WELL, LET'S JUST MAKE SURE WE TAKE A BEAT 80 00:02:28,251 --> 00:02:29,528 BEFORE WE JUST RUN OFF AND GET A DOG. 81 00:02:29,632 --> 00:02:32,462 LET'S MAKE SURE WE'RE THINKING RATIONALLY ABOUT THIS. 82 00:02:32,566 --> 00:02:33,360 - AND THERE'S ANOTHER ONE I WANT TO SHOW YOU TOO. 83 00:02:33,463 --> 00:02:34,844 - IT'S A 14-YEAR COMMITMENT. 84 00:02:34,947 --> 00:02:38,123 - THIS ONE LOOKS LIKE YOUR MOM. 85 00:02:38,227 --> 00:02:40,850 RUFF. - WE'LL THINK ABOUT IT. 86 00:02:40,953 --> 00:02:44,060 - SMILE AND SAY, "SENIOR." 87 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:46,235 "SENIOR." OH, WAIT. HOLD ON, I'M ON VIDEO. 88 00:02:46,338 --> 00:02:47,546 CRUD. ONE MORE TIME, ONE MORE TIME. 89 00:02:47,650 --> 00:02:48,754 - I REALLY HAVE TO PICK HER UP AT 7:45, SO... 90 00:02:48,858 --> 00:02:50,170 - I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW. - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 91 00:02:50,273 --> 00:02:50,963 WE GOT TO GET THIS. - IT WON'T STOP RECORDING. 92 00:02:51,067 --> 00:02:51,930 OKAY, SMILE. 93 00:02:52,033 --> 00:02:53,897 - GOOD. YEAH. - YAY! 94 00:02:54,001 --> 00:02:55,209 - GREAT. I'M GLAD WE GOT THAT. 95 00:02:55,313 --> 00:02:57,453 - HEY, GRANDSON, WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE. 96 00:02:57,556 --> 00:02:58,799 I WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. - MM-HMM. 97 00:02:58,902 --> 00:03:01,629 - NOW, FOR THE NEXT 12 MONTHS, I WANT YOU TO BEHOLD 98 00:03:01,733 --> 00:03:05,875 THE BREAST OF KNOWLEDGE, THRUST YOURSELF UPON IT, 99 00:03:05,978 --> 00:03:07,048 AND SUCK. - GROSS, DAD. 100 00:03:07,152 --> 00:03:08,326 WHY DOES KNOWLEDGE HAVE BOOBS? 101 00:03:08,429 --> 00:03:10,604 UH, LISTEN, HONEY, PICK ME UP AT 5:00, OKAY? 102 00:03:10,707 --> 00:03:12,019 DON'T FORGET. - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 103 00:03:12,122 --> 00:03:13,020 - AND, LISTEN, IF YOU USE THE BLINKER 104 00:03:13,123 --> 00:03:14,228 AND THE WINDSHIELD WIPERS 105 00:03:14,332 --> 00:03:15,471 AT THE SAME TIME, THE CAR WILL SHAKE, SO... 106 00:03:15,574 --> 00:03:17,058 - OH, JEEZ. - IT'S ACTUALLY NOT RAINING. 107 00:03:17,162 --> 00:03:18,267 BUT-- - WELL, YOU NEVER KNOW. 108 00:03:18,370 --> 00:03:19,371 HONEY, HAVE A GREAT FIRST DAY. - ALL RIGHT. 109 00:03:19,475 --> 00:03:20,648 - YUP. - SAY HI TO AMY. 110 00:03:20,752 --> 00:03:23,099 - BYE, GUYS. I WILL. - BE POLITE TO EVERYBODY. 111 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:25,239 - BYE, GUYS. - DON'T FORGET TO... 112 00:03:25,343 --> 00:03:27,241 WASH YOUR HANDS. - BYE. 113 00:03:27,345 --> 00:03:30,210 SEE YOU LATER, GRAN-- "WASH YOUR HANDS"? 114 00:03:30,313 --> 00:03:30,934 - I DON'T KNOW. 115 00:03:31,038 --> 00:03:33,765 [sighs] 116 00:03:33,868 --> 00:03:36,077 - ONE ANCHOVY-PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICH. 117 00:03:36,181 --> 00:03:37,872 THAT'S YOUR FAVORITE, RIGHT? - NO. 118 00:03:37,976 --> 00:03:38,425 THANK YOU. - HEY, VICTOR. 119 00:03:38,528 --> 00:03:41,082 COME GET YOUR LUNCH. 120 00:03:41,186 --> 00:03:42,705 OH, YEAH, DON'T FORGET YOUR SUGAR WATER. 121 00:03:42,808 --> 00:03:43,982 - ORANGE. - VICTOR? 122 00:03:44,085 --> 00:03:45,949 BUDDY, WE DON'T WANT YOU TO BE LATE ON YOUR FIRST DAY 123 00:03:46,053 --> 00:03:46,847 OF SCHOOL. 124 00:03:46,950 --> 00:03:48,124 HI. 125 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:50,264 - I DON'T FEEL GOOD. 126 00:03:50,368 --> 00:03:52,232 - WHAT'S THE MATTER? 127 00:03:52,335 --> 00:03:53,094 - MY HEAD HURTS, AND SO DOES MY STOMACH. 128 00:03:53,198 --> 00:03:56,097 - OH, BOY. 129 00:03:56,201 --> 00:03:57,789 LET'S SEE. 130 00:03:57,892 --> 00:03:59,204 OKAY, WELL, YOU DON'T FEEL TOO WARM. 131 00:03:59,308 --> 00:04:00,895 - IT'S MOSTLY MY STOMACH. 132 00:04:00,999 --> 00:04:03,104 - HEY. 133 00:04:03,208 --> 00:04:04,485 GUYS, IT'S TEN TILL. WHAT'S GOING ON? 134 00:04:04,589 --> 00:04:05,797 - VICTOR DOESN'T FEEL WELL. 135 00:04:05,900 --> 00:04:08,627 I THINK THAT WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO KEEP YOU HOME. 136 00:04:08,731 --> 00:04:10,836 - BUT, HON, IT'S THE FIRST DAY. 137 00:04:10,940 --> 00:04:13,114 - I KNOW, BUT WHAT IF HE'S CONTAGIOUS? 138 00:04:13,218 --> 00:04:14,633 AND, YOU KNOW, WE CAN'T DO THAT. 139 00:04:14,737 --> 00:04:16,635 - CAN YOU STAY, AND I'LL TAKE SYD? 140 00:04:16,739 --> 00:04:17,636 - YEAH, YEAH. 141 00:04:17,740 --> 00:04:19,845 - AND I WILL CALL YOU IN AN HOUR. 142 00:04:19,949 --> 00:04:23,504 OKAY, BUDDY? I DO NOT LIKE YOU BEING SICK. 143 00:04:23,608 --> 00:04:24,712 ALL RIGHT. - ALL RIGHT. 144 00:04:24,816 --> 00:04:27,991 - BYE, DADDY. BYE, VICTOR. FEEL BETTER. 145 00:04:28,095 --> 00:04:28,958 - BYE. - BYE. HAVE A GOOD DAY. 146 00:04:29,061 --> 00:04:30,615 - YOU TOO. - LOVE YOU, DADDY. 147 00:04:30,718 --> 00:04:33,238 - BYE, LADIES. 148 00:04:33,342 --> 00:04:34,826 ALL RIGHT, MAN. 149 00:04:34,929 --> 00:04:37,794 WELL, LET'S HEAD UPSTAIRS AND GET YOU INTO BED. 150 00:04:37,898 --> 00:04:40,728 - CAN I LAY ON THE COUCH? THERE'S A TV THERE. 151 00:04:40,832 --> 00:04:44,353 - OKAY. - AND THAT BRINGS US TO FRIDAY. 152 00:04:44,456 --> 00:04:47,666 DRT. WHAT IS DRT? 153 00:04:47,770 --> 00:04:49,012 - OH, IT'S-- - DAVE RAY TRIO. 154 00:04:49,116 --> 00:04:50,635 - YES. - JAZZ AND STUFF. 155 00:04:50,738 --> 00:04:51,705 - AND THEY ARE SCHEDULED FOR HALF A DAY ONLY. 156 00:04:51,808 --> 00:04:53,638 WHY? - BECAUSE THEY COULDN'T AFFORD 157 00:04:53,741 --> 00:04:54,811 A WHOLE DAY. [cell phone chiming] 158 00:04:54,915 --> 00:04:56,848 - WELL, WE HAVE A HALF DAY THAT'S UNBOOKED. 159 00:04:56,951 --> 00:04:58,332 WHAT ARE WE GONNA-- - I DON'T KNOW. 160 00:04:58,436 --> 00:04:59,437 DO YOU WANT ME TO SEE 161 00:04:59,540 --> 00:05:00,955 IF I CAN MOVE LANDON'S SESSION TO THEN? 162 00:05:01,059 --> 00:05:02,474 - I'M SORRY. HOLD ON. THAT IS A GREAT IDEA. 163 00:05:02,578 --> 00:05:03,510 YES, THANK YOU. - I'M GONNA GET SOME COFFEE. 164 00:05:03,613 --> 00:05:06,029 - WHAT IS THAT INCESSANT BEEPING 165 00:05:06,133 --> 00:05:07,272 THAT IT'S DOING? 166 00:05:07,376 --> 00:05:08,963 - IT'S JUST A CALENDAR APP THAT I HAVE. 167 00:05:09,067 --> 00:05:11,656 KRISTINA LETS ME KNOW IF SHE ADDS SOMETHING TO OUR SCHEDULE. 168 00:05:11,759 --> 00:05:14,210 - WELL, IT'S REAL ANNOYING. IT'S GOING OFF ALL THE TIME. 169 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:15,453 - YEAH, JUST LIKE A GUY WHO PLAYS A GUITAR DURING A MEETING. 170 00:05:15,556 --> 00:05:16,695 I HAPPEN TO LIKE THIS APP, OKAY? 171 00:05:16,799 --> 00:05:18,801 WE HAVE BUSY LIVES. IT KEEPS US IN SYNC. 172 00:05:18,904 --> 00:05:20,492 - LET'S SEE WHAT SHE JUST ADDED. - GIVE ME THAT BACK. 173 00:05:20,596 --> 00:05:22,770 - CAN WE? OH, SHE HAS A HAIR APPOINTMENT AT 1:00. 174 00:05:22,874 --> 00:05:23,840 THANK GOD THAT CAME THROUGH. - IT'S GOOD FOR ME TO KNOW THAT. 175 00:05:23,944 --> 00:05:25,842 - "WE HAVE DINNER AT 6:00." - YUP. 176 00:05:25,946 --> 00:05:27,188 - MAYBE FORGOT TO EAT IF THAT WASN'T THERE. 177 00:05:27,292 --> 00:05:28,604 - CAN WE GET BACK TO THE SCHEDULE, PLEASE? 178 00:05:28,707 --> 00:05:30,571 - TRIP TO THE GYNECOLOGIST? - DO YOU MIND? 179 00:05:30,675 --> 00:05:32,849 THAT'S PRIVATE INFORMATION. - 10:00 P.M. TO QUESTION MARK-- 180 00:05:32,953 --> 00:05:34,748 FUNKYTOWN. 181 00:05:34,851 --> 00:05:36,163 - WHAT? 182 00:05:36,266 --> 00:05:37,337 - WHAT IS FUNKYTOWN? 183 00:05:37,440 --> 00:05:38,752 - IT'S NOTHING. GIVE ME THE PHONE. 184 00:05:38,855 --> 00:05:40,167 - IT'S OPEN-ENDED. IT GOES FROM 10:00 TO GOD KNOWS WHEN. 185 00:05:40,270 --> 00:05:42,307 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS. 186 00:05:42,411 --> 00:05:44,205 - YOU'RE CALLING SEX "FUNKYTOWN." 187 00:05:44,309 --> 00:05:45,275 - NO, WE ARE NOT. NO, WE DO NOT. 188 00:05:45,379 --> 00:05:47,347 - YES, YOU ARE. 189 00:05:47,450 --> 00:05:48,486 - THEN WHAT IS FUNKYTOWN? - ALL RIGHT. 190 00:05:48,589 --> 00:05:49,521 SO WHAT? GIVE ME BACK THE PHONE. 191 00:05:49,625 --> 00:05:50,764 WHAT? - THIS IS ROUGH. 192 00:05:50,867 --> 00:05:53,594 YOU'RE SCHEDULING SEX WITH YOUR WIFE? 193 00:05:53,698 --> 00:05:55,872 - YEAH. LOOK, WE HAVE PLENTY OF UNSCHEDULED SEX, OKAY? 194 00:05:55,976 --> 00:05:57,529 ONCE IN A WHILE, WE HAVE DRY SPELLS, 195 00:05:57,633 --> 00:05:59,151 AND WE RELY ON GOING TO FUNKYTOWN, 196 00:05:59,255 --> 00:06:00,429 AND YOU WILL TO, MY FRIEND. 197 00:06:00,532 --> 00:06:01,844 - NAH, I DON'T THINK SO. 198 00:06:01,947 --> 00:06:03,673 WE HAD IMPROMPTU SEX ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR LAST NIGHT. 199 00:06:03,777 --> 00:06:05,192 AND LET ME TELL YOU, WE DID NOT HAVE TO SCHEDULE IT. 200 00:06:05,295 --> 00:06:05,917 - NIECE. NIECE IS IN THE ROOM. 201 00:06:06,020 --> 00:06:07,297 - LIBIDOS TOOK OVER. 202 00:06:07,401 --> 00:06:08,747 - NIECE. - LIBIDOS. 203 00:06:08,851 --> 00:06:10,991 - NIECE, 11:00. - WHEW. 204 00:06:11,094 --> 00:06:13,890 [playing Funkytown] 205 00:06:13,994 --> 00:06:15,582 - VERY FUNNY. 206 00:06:15,685 --> 00:06:17,100 - IS THAT FUNKYTOWN? 207 00:06:17,204 --> 00:06:18,343 I LOVE THAT SONG. 208 00:06:18,447 --> 00:06:21,967 ♪ WON'T YOU TAKE ME TO FUNKYTOWN? ♪ 209 00:06:22,071 --> 00:06:23,072 IT'S A GOOD SONG. - THANK YOU SO MUCH. 210 00:06:23,175 --> 00:06:25,074 - YOU'RE WELCOME. - THANK YOU. 211 00:06:25,177 --> 00:06:26,247 - THAT WAS GOOD. - HA. 212 00:06:26,351 --> 00:06:29,837 [Lucy Schwartz's When We Were Young] 213 00:06:29,941 --> 00:06:31,701 ♪ 214 00:06:31,805 --> 00:06:34,463 ♪ WHEN WE WERE YOUNG WE WERE SMALL ♪ 215 00:06:34,566 --> 00:06:38,087 ♪ BUT WE DIDN'T KNOW IT ♪ 216 00:06:38,190 --> 00:06:41,711 ♪ AH AHH AH 217 00:06:41,815 --> 00:06:43,610 ♪ WHEN YOU WERE HURT YOU WOULD SMILE ♪ 218 00:06:43,713 --> 00:06:48,062 ♪ SO YOU DIDN'T SHOW IT ♪ 219 00:06:48,166 --> 00:06:51,721 ♪ AH AHH AH 220 00:06:51,825 --> 00:06:54,621 ♪ AND I 221 00:06:54,724 --> 00:06:59,419 ♪ CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE MINE 222 00:06:59,522 --> 00:07:03,146 ♪ 223 00:07:03,250 --> 00:07:05,873 ♪ CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE MINE ♪ 224 00:07:05,977 --> 00:07:08,151 ♪ 225 00:07:08,255 --> 00:07:10,913 ♪ CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE MINE ♪ 226 00:07:14,951 --> 00:07:15,918 - YEAH, SO MY MOM SAID THAT I CAN USE HER CAR 227 00:07:16,021 --> 00:07:17,022 TWICE A WEEK, SO... 228 00:07:17,126 --> 00:07:18,299 - THAT'S AWESOME. 229 00:07:18,403 --> 00:07:18,817 - YEAH, IF YOU WANT, WE CAN MAKE IT LIKE 230 00:07:18,921 --> 00:07:20,992 A REGULAR THING. 231 00:07:21,095 --> 00:07:24,236 YOU KNOW, THAT WAY YOU DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THE BUS. 232 00:07:30,933 --> 00:07:34,246 ALL RIGHT, WELL, IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 233 00:07:34,350 --> 00:07:36,904 YOU'RE ALL QUIET. 234 00:07:38,527 --> 00:07:42,185 - DREW, WE NEED TO TALK. 235 00:07:42,289 --> 00:07:45,534 I, UM... 236 00:07:45,637 --> 00:07:47,225 I MET A GUY THIS SUMMER. 237 00:07:47,328 --> 00:07:52,575 AT CAMP. 238 00:07:52,679 --> 00:07:56,268 AND IT'S-- I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE-- 239 00:07:56,372 --> 00:07:58,374 IT'S NOT SERIOUS OR... 240 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:02,102 - WHAT, ARE YOU, LIKE, BREAKING UP WITH ME OR SOMETHING? 241 00:08:04,656 --> 00:08:08,418 - PLEASE DON'T BE MAD. 242 00:08:08,522 --> 00:08:10,800 I REALLY CARE ABOUT YOU. 243 00:08:10,904 --> 00:08:12,664 AND, I MEAN, I STILL WANT TO BE FRIENDS. 244 00:08:12,768 --> 00:08:16,392 - [scoffs] - I'M SORRY. 245 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:17,669 I WANTED TO TELL YOU SOONER, BUT I JUST-- 246 00:08:17,773 --> 00:08:20,465 I COULDN'T, AND THEN-- - YEAH, YOU DON'T WANT 247 00:08:20,569 --> 00:08:21,777 TO WALK IN THE FIRST DAY OF SENIOR YEAR 248 00:08:21,880 --> 00:08:24,400 WITH ME ATTACHED TO YOU, I GET IT. 249 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:26,885 - DREW. 250 00:08:26,989 --> 00:08:30,544 - JUST--OHH. YOU SHOULD JUST GO. 251 00:08:30,648 --> 00:08:32,615 THE--THE BELL'S GONNA RING. 252 00:08:32,719 --> 00:08:34,203 LIKE, YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE, SO... 253 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:45,525 [door shuts] 254 00:08:50,391 --> 00:08:52,324 [school bell rings] 255 00:08:54,810 --> 00:08:57,467 [battle sounds on TV] 256 00:08:57,571 --> 00:09:01,437 [cell phone jingles] 257 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:04,198 - HEY. 258 00:09:04,302 --> 00:09:05,683 HOW IS HE? 259 00:09:05,786 --> 00:09:07,961 I'LL LET YOU ASK HIM YOURSELF. 260 00:09:08,064 --> 00:09:10,619 HEY... YOUR MOM WANTS TO TALK TO YOU, 261 00:09:10,722 --> 00:09:13,173 IF YOU'RE UP TO IT. 262 00:09:13,276 --> 00:09:17,211 - HELLO? 263 00:09:17,315 --> 00:09:19,179 - YEAH, MY STOMACH STILL HURTS, 264 00:09:19,282 --> 00:09:23,563 BUT I THINK THE SOUP IS MAKING IT A LITTLE BIT BETTER. 265 00:09:23,666 --> 00:09:27,325 YEAH, I THINK IT WILL BE GOOD TOMORROW. 266 00:09:27,428 --> 00:09:32,330 [rock music] 267 00:09:32,433 --> 00:09:33,400 - THE GRAY? 268 00:09:33,503 --> 00:09:36,576 IT'S NICE, RIGHT? 269 00:09:36,679 --> 00:09:37,715 - IT'S NOT HORRIBLE, BUT... - NO. 270 00:09:37,818 --> 00:09:39,682 IT'S NOT GOOD. IT'S NOT GOOD. 271 00:09:39,786 --> 00:09:41,028 NO, I-I-- YOU'RE RIGHT. 272 00:09:41,132 --> 00:09:42,858 HOW ABOUT THIS, THOUGH? I THOUGHT THAT WAS... 273 00:09:42,961 --> 00:09:45,619 OH, YEAH. IT'S TOO TAN. 274 00:09:45,723 --> 00:09:48,035 NO, I DON'T LIKE IT EITHER. OOH, DREW'S HERE. 275 00:09:48,139 --> 00:09:50,037 LISTEN, HE'S A NICE KID, BUT HE'S VERY SHY. 276 00:09:50,141 --> 00:09:51,176 DON'T SCARE HIM. 277 00:09:51,280 --> 00:09:53,144 - WE HAVING A PLAYDATE NOW? 278 00:09:53,247 --> 00:09:54,697 - NO, IT WAS HIS FIRST DAY OF SENIOR YEAR, 279 00:09:54,801 --> 00:09:55,836 SO YOU MIGHT LIKE TO ASK HIM A QUESTION. 280 00:09:55,940 --> 00:09:58,701 - NO. NO, I DON'T. 281 00:09:58,805 --> 00:10:00,703 - HI. HOW WAS IT? 282 00:10:00,807 --> 00:10:01,739 - IT WAS FINE. - IT WAS OKAY? 283 00:10:01,842 --> 00:10:03,154 YOU DIDN'T CRASH THE CAR? - NO. 284 00:10:03,257 --> 00:10:07,261 - DREW, YOU REMEMBER HANK FROM THE FAMILY PORTRAIT. 285 00:10:07,365 --> 00:10:10,368 HANK, THIS IS MY SON DREW, WHO YOU'VE BEEN WANTING TO TALK TO. 286 00:10:10,471 --> 00:10:14,648 HUH? 287 00:10:16,892 --> 00:10:20,516 HEY, SO I GAVE DREW THE CAR 288 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:21,724 SO THAT HE COULD DRIVE HIS GIRLFRIEND AMY 289 00:10:21,828 --> 00:10:22,518 TO THEIR FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL. HOW WAS IT? 290 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,934 IS SHE IN THE CAR? 291 00:10:25,038 --> 00:10:28,558 - JUST-- I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 292 00:10:28,662 --> 00:10:31,182 - DID SOMETHING HAPPEN? - YES, MOM, SOMETHING HAPPENED. 293 00:10:31,285 --> 00:10:34,599 CAN WE NOT TALK ABOUT IT IN HERE FOR SERIOUSLY? 294 00:10:34,703 --> 00:10:36,325 SHE BROKE UP WITH ME. - OH, MY GOD. 295 00:10:36,428 --> 00:10:37,947 THE FIRST DAY? - YES. 296 00:10:38,051 --> 00:10:40,018 - OKAY. ALL RIGHT. I'LL SEE YOU IN THE CAR. 297 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,128 SHE BROKE UP WITH HIM, FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL. 298 00:10:46,231 --> 00:10:46,646 - UH-HUH. 299 00:10:46,749 --> 00:10:48,337 LOVE, MAN. 300 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:51,409 IT SUCKS. 301 00:10:51,512 --> 00:10:52,824 - HOW COMFORTING. 302 00:10:52,928 --> 00:10:53,445 - [clears throat] 303 00:10:53,549 --> 00:10:57,726 - THANK YOU. 304 00:10:57,829 --> 00:10:59,141 - IT'S INSANITY. 305 00:10:59,244 --> 00:11:01,557 EVERY TIME KRISTINA ADDS SOMETHING TO THEIR CALENDAR, 306 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,214 HIS PHONE STARTS DINGING. 307 00:11:03,317 --> 00:11:04,180 SO ALL DAY LONG AT WORK 308 00:11:04,284 --> 00:11:05,872 IT'S JUST DING, DING, DING, DING, 309 00:11:05,975 --> 00:11:08,081 AS SHE ADDS "HAIR APPOINTMENT," "MAX," "THIS AND THAT," 310 00:11:08,184 --> 00:11:10,635 "I'M GONNA BURP," WA-WA-WA-WA. 311 00:11:10,739 --> 00:11:12,188 I MEAN, WHOO. - WELL, WHY DO YOU CARE? 312 00:11:12,292 --> 00:11:14,259 MAYBE IT WORKS FOR THEM. - WOULDN'T THAT DRIVE YOU CRAZY 313 00:11:14,363 --> 00:11:15,640 IF EVERY TIME I ADDED SOMETHING TO OUR SCHEDULE 314 00:11:15,744 --> 00:11:17,780 YOUR PHONE STARTED VIBRATING AND MAKING NOISE? 315 00:11:17,884 --> 00:11:19,299 - OH, WELL, I WOULDN'T KNOW, 316 00:11:19,402 --> 00:11:20,300 BECAUSE WE'VE NEVER HAD ONE. 317 00:11:20,403 --> 00:11:21,819 - MM-HMM. THAT'S RIGHT. 318 00:11:21,922 --> 00:11:23,096 AND WE SHOULD NEVER HAVE ONE. 319 00:11:23,199 --> 00:11:24,545 I'M TELLING YOU, THE SECOND YOU START PLANNING 320 00:11:24,649 --> 00:11:27,100 EVERY LITTLE DETAIL OF YOUR LIFE WEEKS IN ADVANCE-- 321 00:11:27,203 --> 00:11:28,584 THEY SCHEDULE SEX. 322 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:29,723 THEY CALL IT "FUNKYTOWN." 323 00:11:29,827 --> 00:11:31,587 - OH, THAT'S CUTE. - YEAH, THE SECOND 324 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,520 WE START DOING THAT, WE ARE OFFICIALLY OLD AND MARRIED. 325 00:11:33,623 --> 00:11:34,935 - WELL, WE ARE OLD AND MARRIED. 326 00:11:35,039 --> 00:11:36,972 - WELL, MAYBE YOU'RE OLD AND MARRIED--I'M NOT. 327 00:11:37,075 --> 00:11:39,491 I'M IN A HOT, STEAMY RELATIONSHIP THAT SOMETIMES ENDS 328 00:11:39,595 --> 00:11:42,253 ON THE FLOOR OF THIS KITCHEN. - OOH, NOW THAT IS FUNKYTOWN. 329 00:11:42,356 --> 00:11:44,117 - WHAT'S FOR DINNER? - WELL, WE'VE GOT 330 00:11:44,220 --> 00:11:47,948 SOME REALLY YUMMY SALMON AND RICE AND SALAD. 331 00:11:48,052 --> 00:11:49,398 - AWW. 332 00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:51,780 - WHAT? IT'S GOOD. 333 00:11:51,883 --> 00:11:54,506 IT'S GONNA BE DELICIOUS. - CAN WE GO SOMEWHERE ELSE? 334 00:11:54,610 --> 00:11:56,198 - HEY, I HAVE AN IDEA. 335 00:11:56,301 --> 00:11:58,718 MAYBE WE JUST FLIP THIS WHOLE THING ON ITS HEAD, 336 00:11:58,821 --> 00:12:00,478 PUT THIS IN THE FRIDGE FOR TOMORROW, 337 00:12:00,581 --> 00:12:01,859 AND THEN GO OUT FOR PIZZA. 338 00:12:01,962 --> 00:12:03,343 - YEAH. - WHAT DO YOU THINK? 339 00:12:03,446 --> 00:12:04,862 - NO, NO, I MADE DINNER. 340 00:12:04,965 --> 00:12:06,173 IT'S READY TO GO. WE'RE GONNA SIT DOWN AND EAT. 341 00:12:06,277 --> 00:12:08,451 YOU DON'T WANT TO EAT SALMON THE NEXT DAY. 342 00:12:08,555 --> 00:12:10,074 - I MEAN, WE COULD BE THOSE PEOPLE 343 00:12:10,177 --> 00:12:11,351 THAT CAN'T BREAK ANY RULES, 344 00:12:11,454 --> 00:12:12,110 OR WE COULD BE THE PEOPLE 345 00:12:12,214 --> 00:12:14,630 THAT EAT THE SALMON TOMORROW, 346 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:15,596 TONIGHT WE DO PIZZA. 347 00:12:15,700 --> 00:12:16,770 - YEAH. - WHAT DO YOU SAY? 348 00:12:16,874 --> 00:12:19,359 - PLEASE, MOM, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE. 349 00:12:19,462 --> 00:12:21,223 - FINE, FINE. - YES. 350 00:12:21,326 --> 00:12:22,224 - ALL RIGHT. 351 00:12:29,645 --> 00:12:30,439 - ♪ DO DO DO - PLEASE. 352 00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:32,165 - ♪ WE TALK ABOUT IT 353 00:12:32,268 --> 00:12:34,339 ♪ TALK ABOUT IT, TALK ABOUT IT ♪ 354 00:12:34,443 --> 00:12:37,308 ♪ WON'T YOU TAKE ME TO FUNKYTOWN? ♪ 355 00:12:37,411 --> 00:12:39,586 ♪ WON'T YOU TAKE ME TO FUNKYTOWN? ♪ 356 00:12:39,689 --> 00:12:40,311 - HI. - HONEY. 357 00:12:40,414 --> 00:12:41,312 - WELCOME HOME. 358 00:12:41,415 --> 00:12:43,176 - I GOT ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE BOTTLES. 359 00:12:43,279 --> 00:12:45,557 - WOW, THANK YOU. - FUNKY LADY. 360 00:12:45,661 --> 00:12:48,008 - I MADE YOU A CORNISH GAME HEN. 361 00:12:48,112 --> 00:12:50,079 - MM, THAT'S A FUNKY-LOOKING HEN. 362 00:12:50,183 --> 00:12:52,737 - I, UM, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING. 363 00:12:52,841 --> 00:12:53,876 - WHAT? OH. - WELL, I HAD A-- 364 00:12:53,980 --> 00:12:57,052 - WHOOPS. - A WHOOPSIE TODAY. 365 00:12:57,155 --> 00:12:59,054 - YEAH, YOU HAD A WHOOPSIE? - I HAD A WHOOPSIE. 366 00:12:59,157 --> 00:13:00,676 - WHAT KIND OF A WHOOPSIE DID YOU HAVE? 367 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,160 - I MAY HAVE TOLD MAX THAT-- 368 00:13:02,264 --> 00:13:03,886 - HEY, DAD, MOM SAID WE'RE GETTING A DOG. 369 00:13:03,990 --> 00:13:05,370 - WHAT? - I NEVER SAID THAT. 370 00:13:05,474 --> 00:13:06,751 - AND THIS IS THE ONE I WANT. - WHEN DID THIS--HONEY. 371 00:13:06,855 --> 00:13:08,235 - COME HERE, LOOK. - HE'S DOING RESEARCH. 372 00:13:08,339 --> 00:13:09,858 - SHE'S A GOLDEN RETRIEVER. - GREAT-LOOKING DOG. 373 00:13:09,961 --> 00:13:12,584 - SEE, GOLDEN RETRIEVERS WERE FIRST BRED IN SCOTLAND. 374 00:13:12,688 --> 00:13:15,898 THEY'RE A MIX BETWEEN WATER SPANIELS AND LABRADORS. 375 00:13:16,002 --> 00:13:17,175 AND, NOW, THE REASON THEY'RE CALLED RETRIEVERS 376 00:13:17,279 --> 00:13:19,039 IS BECAUSE MEN WOULD GO OUT HUNTING. 377 00:13:19,143 --> 00:13:20,385 YOU SEE, THEY WOULD SHOOT THE BIRDS, 378 00:13:20,489 --> 00:13:21,662 AND SOMETIMES THE BIRDS WOULD FALL INTO THE POND. 379 00:13:21,766 --> 00:13:23,078 THEY WOULD NEED A COOL DOG 380 00:13:23,181 --> 00:13:25,390 TO BE ABLE TO GO SWIM AND RETRIEVE THEM, YOU SEE. 381 00:13:25,494 --> 00:13:26,771 - OKAY, LET'S JUST SLOW DOWN FOR A SECOND, BUDDY. 382 00:13:26,875 --> 00:13:27,772 I WANT TO TALK TO YOUR MOM ABOUT THIS. 383 00:13:27,876 --> 00:13:29,739 NOW, MOM, WE ARE LOOKING AT DOGS. 384 00:13:29,843 --> 00:13:31,086 WE'RE THINKING ABOUT GETTING A DOG. 385 00:13:31,189 --> 00:13:32,121 WE'RE NOT NECESSARILY GETTING A DOG. 386 00:13:32,225 --> 00:13:32,846 - WHY WOULDN'T WE? THEY'RE LOYAL, 387 00:13:32,950 --> 00:13:34,089 AND THEY'RE GENTLE, 388 00:13:34,192 --> 00:13:35,884 AND THEY HAVE A WHIMSICAL PERSONALITY. 389 00:13:35,987 --> 00:13:37,333 - THEY'RE WHIMSICAL. 390 00:13:37,437 --> 00:13:38,852 - AND THEY'RE THE PERFECT FAMILY COMPANIONS. 391 00:13:38,956 --> 00:13:40,026 - OH, I KNOW THEY'RE WHIMSICAL. I UNDERSTAND. 392 00:13:40,129 --> 00:13:41,510 - DAD, THIS LADY AND HER PARTNER, 393 00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:42,856 THEY'VE GOT ONE LEFT, AND THEY LIVE IN SAUSALITO, 394 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:45,514 AND THEY'RE OPEN FROM 12:00 TO 3:00 TOMORROW. 395 00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:47,033 - A DOG. - I KNOW. 396 00:13:47,136 --> 00:13:49,345 - IT'S A DOG. YEAH. - IT'S ONLY 23.6 MILES AWAY 397 00:13:49,449 --> 00:13:50,864 ON THE I-580 WEST. - MAX, LISTEN TO MOM. 398 00:13:50,968 --> 00:13:53,384 LOOK AT ME. HOLD ON, BOTH OF YOU, FOR A SECOND. 399 00:13:53,487 --> 00:13:56,387 I NEVER ONCE SAID, EVER-- THANK YOU, BABE. 400 00:13:56,490 --> 00:13:57,698 - WHAT DID YOU SAY? - I NEVER ONCE SAID 401 00:13:57,802 --> 00:13:59,321 THAT WE WERE FOR SURE GETTING A DOG. 402 00:13:59,424 --> 00:14:00,909 - YEAH, YOU SAID THAT YOU AND DAD TALKED ABOUT GETTING A DOG. 403 00:14:01,012 --> 00:14:01,737 - WE SPOKE-- - THIS IS IT. 404 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,532 THIS IS THE ONE I WANT. 405 00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:05,051 DAD, THIS DOG, IT'S AMAZING. 406 00:14:05,154 --> 00:14:06,638 WE'RE GETTING THIS DOG TOMORROW. 407 00:14:06,742 --> 00:14:07,605 - MAX. - YES! 408 00:14:07,708 --> 00:14:08,744 - OH, MY GOD, MAX. HONEY. 409 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,988 - YOU KNOW HOW IMPOSSIBLE THIS IS GONNA BE. 410 00:14:11,091 --> 00:14:12,817 - I NEVER SAID-- - NOW HE THINKS 411 00:14:12,921 --> 00:14:14,025 WE'RE GETTING THIS DOG. 412 00:14:14,129 --> 00:14:15,751 - I SAID THAT WE WOULD TALK ABOUT IT. 413 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,304 - NOW I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO EXPLAIN TO HIM 414 00:14:17,408 --> 00:14:19,168 THAT WE MAY NOT EVEN GET A DOG. HONEY, WE JUST HAD A BABY. 415 00:14:19,272 --> 00:14:21,895 - NO, I JUST HAD A BABY, OKAY? - APPLE, APPLE. 416 00:14:21,999 --> 00:14:23,138 - I SQUIRTED THE BABY OUT. - I UNDERSTAND, OKAY? 417 00:14:23,241 --> 00:14:24,104 - I'M THE ONE. - CAN YOU GIVE HER AN APPLE? 418 00:14:24,208 --> 00:14:25,278 - IT'S NOT AN APPLE. 419 00:14:25,381 --> 00:14:26,417 IT'S A TOMATO. - I'LL TALK TO HIM. 420 00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:27,176 - I WILL TALK TO HIM. THIS IS MY FAULT. 421 00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:30,076 I'M SORRY. 422 00:14:30,179 --> 00:14:33,665 WE CAN STILL GO TO FUNKYTOWN. 423 00:14:33,769 --> 00:14:36,013 - OKAY. 424 00:14:40,741 --> 00:14:43,434 - OKAY. 425 00:14:43,537 --> 00:14:44,711 ALL RIGHT, BUDDY. 426 00:14:44,814 --> 00:14:47,127 [sighs] 427 00:14:47,231 --> 00:14:50,717 99.1. HE'S NOT GOING. 428 00:14:50,820 --> 00:14:52,063 - THAT'S NOTHING. 429 00:14:52,167 --> 00:14:53,478 - HONEY, WELL, HE SAYS HE'S SICK. 430 00:14:53,582 --> 00:14:55,480 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? CALL HIM A LIAR? 431 00:14:55,584 --> 00:14:56,757 - SO WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO, 432 00:14:56,861 --> 00:14:58,173 LET HIM STAY HOME ANOTHER DAY AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES? 433 00:14:58,276 --> 00:15:00,313 I HAVE MEETINGS FOR THE REMODEL. 434 00:15:00,416 --> 00:15:01,797 - OKAY, YOU GO. I'LL STAY. 435 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,419 - SO YOU'RE GONNA MISS WORK? - YEAH. 436 00:15:03,523 --> 00:15:04,662 IF THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES. 437 00:15:04,765 --> 00:15:06,975 BABE, I HONESTLY THINK THIS IS ONE OF THOSE MOMENTS 438 00:15:07,078 --> 00:15:08,010 THEY TALKED TO US ABOUT. 439 00:15:08,114 --> 00:15:10,323 WE NEED TO EARN HIS TRUST. 440 00:15:10,426 --> 00:15:11,634 HE NEEDS TO FEEL LOVED AND SUPPORTED. 441 00:15:11,738 --> 00:15:14,361 IF THAT MEANS MISSING A FEW DAYS OF SCHOOL, 442 00:15:14,465 --> 00:15:17,571 YOU KNOW, WHO CARES? IN THE BIG PICTURE? 443 00:15:17,675 --> 00:15:19,573 - OKAY. BIG PICTURE. 444 00:15:19,677 --> 00:15:22,197 - ALL RIGHT? - MOMMY. 445 00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:24,613 - HEY. - I DON'T FEEL GOOD. 446 00:15:24,716 --> 00:15:28,479 I THINK I GOT VICTOR'S BUG. 447 00:15:28,582 --> 00:15:29,859 MY HEAD'S REALLY HURTING. 448 00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:31,896 - SYD, YOU'RE FINE. WHAT IS TODAY? 449 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,139 - I DON'T KNOW. 450 00:15:33,242 --> 00:15:37,005 YOU DON'T KNOW? IT'S TUESDAY. 451 00:15:37,108 --> 00:15:39,283 IT'S ART CLASS. 452 00:15:39,386 --> 00:15:40,215 YOU'RE GONNA PUT YOUR SMOCK ON, 453 00:15:40,318 --> 00:15:41,492 GET YOUR HANDS IN THE CLAY. 454 00:15:41,595 --> 00:15:43,908 YOU'RE GONNA FEEL SO MUCH BETTER, AREN'T YOU? 455 00:15:44,012 --> 00:15:46,669 LET'S GO. - WELL, I AM MAKING A VASE. 456 00:15:46,773 --> 00:15:48,809 - YOU ARE? 457 00:15:48,913 --> 00:15:50,950 OH, MY GOSH. HOW BIG IS THIS VASE? 458 00:15:51,053 --> 00:15:53,814 - DO YOU WANT ANOTHER ONE, HONEY? 459 00:15:53,918 --> 00:15:54,919 - NO. - ARE THEY NOT GOOD? 460 00:15:55,023 --> 00:15:56,196 RAW ON THE INSIDE AGAIN? 461 00:15:56,300 --> 00:15:59,717 - THEY'RE JUST NOT-- - YEAH, EASY, EASY. 462 00:15:59,820 --> 00:16:01,408 - HONEY, I'M JUST WORRIED ABOUT YOU. 463 00:16:01,512 --> 00:16:03,963 - WELL, I'M FINE, SO... - YEAH. 464 00:16:04,066 --> 00:16:05,412 - WELL, IT'S TOUGH, YOU KNOW. WOMEN. 465 00:16:05,516 --> 00:16:07,483 THEY JUST-- THEY RIP YOUR HEART OUT... 466 00:16:07,587 --> 00:16:08,691 - DAD, THIS IS NOT HELPFUL. - EVERYBODY KNOWS ABOUT THIS? 467 00:16:08,795 --> 00:16:09,969 - DAD KNOWS. 468 00:16:10,072 --> 00:16:10,900 - STUFF IT BACK IN, THEN WATCH IT BLEED. 469 00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:12,212 - DAD, DON'T-- THAT'S NOT-- 470 00:16:12,316 --> 00:16:13,973 WE'RE TRYING TO KEEP HIS SPIRITS UP. 471 00:16:14,076 --> 00:16:14,939 - RIGHT. 472 00:16:15,043 --> 00:16:16,389 - WOMEN ARE GREAT. 473 00:16:16,492 --> 00:16:17,873 YOU KNOW, PEOPLE JUST SOMETIMES-- 474 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:18,770 - I DON'T NEED TO HEAR ADVICE ABOUT-- 475 00:16:18,874 --> 00:16:20,738 - WHOO, THEY MISS EACH OTHER, 476 00:16:20,841 --> 00:16:22,912 AND IT'S GONNA BE... 477 00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:25,812 YOU KNOW, BETTER SOMEDAY SOON. 478 00:16:25,915 --> 00:16:27,503 - SOMEDAY. [phone buzzes] 479 00:16:27,607 --> 00:16:29,229 - THAT'S PROBABLY AMY RIGHT NOW. 480 00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:31,300 "TAKE ME BACK." - WOW, MOM, 481 00:16:31,404 --> 00:16:33,509 PLEASE STOP WATCHING EVERYTHING I'M DOING. 482 00:16:33,613 --> 00:16:34,855 IT'S NOT AMY. 483 00:16:34,959 --> 00:16:37,962 IT'S SOME SPAMMER TRYING TO SELL ME A MALE ENHANCEMENT PILL 484 00:16:38,066 --> 00:16:39,343 FOR A BIGGER PENIS. 485 00:16:39,446 --> 00:16:41,517 - OH, MY. - THAT WAS WHAT IT WAS. 486 00:16:41,621 --> 00:16:45,487 - WELL, YOU KNOW, WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS. 487 00:16:45,590 --> 00:16:46,660 - DAD. 488 00:16:46,764 --> 00:16:48,628 - HE COULD BE NAMED CREAM PUFF. I LIKE THAT. 489 00:16:48,731 --> 00:16:50,526 - OR MARSHMALLOW. 490 00:16:50,630 --> 00:16:51,493 - DAD, WE NEED THIS DOG. 491 00:16:51,596 --> 00:16:52,804 WE'RE GETTING THIS DOG RIGHT NOW. 492 00:16:52,908 --> 00:16:54,047 - HE'S VERY CUTE, BUT REMEMBER, MAX, 493 00:16:54,151 --> 00:16:55,255 WE'RE JUST LOOKING. - THEY'RE SO CUTE. 494 00:16:55,359 --> 00:16:56,636 - WE'RE JUST LOOKING AT THIS POINT. 495 00:16:56,739 --> 00:16:58,051 - I KNOW, BUT THEY'RE ALL SO-- - HAVE YOU EVER OWNED 496 00:16:58,155 --> 00:16:59,984 A DOG BEFORE, SIR? - I ACTUALLY HAVE OWNED A DOG. 497 00:17:00,088 --> 00:17:01,503 I DID. I OWNED A SHIH TZU. 498 00:17:01,606 --> 00:17:05,265 AND IT GOT OUT, BUT-- IT GOT HIT BY A MOVING VAN, 499 00:17:05,369 --> 00:17:08,682 BUT IT WAS NOT MY FAULT. - HONEY. 500 00:17:08,786 --> 00:17:10,477 - HEY, YOU CAN'T HOUSEBREAK THOSE DOGS. 501 00:17:10,581 --> 00:17:11,306 - RIGHT. 502 00:17:11,409 --> 00:17:12,445 - I HAD A DOG WHEN I WAS A KID, 503 00:17:12,548 --> 00:17:15,310 BUT NOW WE HAVE A TURTLE, HAVE A LIZARD. 504 00:17:15,413 --> 00:17:17,036 - WELL, WHAT'S YOUR LIVING SITUATION? 505 00:17:17,139 --> 00:17:19,176 - EXCUSE ME? - OUR LIVING SITUATION? 506 00:17:19,279 --> 00:17:20,349 - WELL, IS IT A CONDO? IT IT AN APARTMENT? 507 00:17:20,453 --> 00:17:21,730 - WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING? 508 00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:23,525 - IT'S A HOUSE WITH A BIG YARD, 509 00:17:23,628 --> 00:17:24,388 LOTS OF ROOM TO RUN. - HAVE A YARD. 510 00:17:24,491 --> 00:17:26,838 - YOU ARE GOING TO SHOW HER. 511 00:17:26,942 --> 00:17:29,082 - SHOW HER WHAT? 512 00:17:29,186 --> 00:17:31,705 - YOU MEAN, YOUR INTENT ON ACQUIRING ONE 513 00:17:31,809 --> 00:17:34,053 OF THESE CHAMPIONSHIP STOCK 514 00:17:34,156 --> 00:17:35,468 IS TO TURN IT INTO A HOUSEHOLD PET? 515 00:17:35,571 --> 00:17:39,575 - YEAH, WELL, IT'S A DOG, ISN'T IT? 516 00:17:39,679 --> 00:17:41,991 - NO? 517 00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:43,234 HONEY. COME ON. 518 00:17:43,338 --> 00:17:44,201 - WHAT? - [whispers] JUST STOP TALKING. 519 00:17:44,304 --> 00:17:46,375 - ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT, 520 00:17:46,479 --> 00:17:47,825 LET'S JUST CUT TO THE CHASE. 521 00:17:47,928 --> 00:17:48,895 HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT FOR THE DOG? 522 00:17:48,998 --> 00:17:49,896 - WELL, YOU'RE GONNA NEED 523 00:17:49,999 --> 00:17:51,035 SOME TRAINING SESSIONS, 524 00:17:51,139 --> 00:17:52,347 OF COURSE DIETARY SUPPLEMENTS, 525 00:17:52,450 --> 00:17:54,349 AND A TRAVEL CRATE FOR THE SHOW DOG. 526 00:17:54,452 --> 00:17:55,902 - NO, NO, NO, WE JUST-- JUST THE DOG. 527 00:17:56,005 --> 00:17:57,076 HOW MUCH YOU WANT FOR HIM? - HI. 528 00:17:57,179 --> 00:17:58,905 - WELL, IT'S A HER. - OKAY. 529 00:17:59,008 --> 00:18:01,252 - YEAH, SHOULD WE DECIDE THAT YOUR FAMILY 530 00:18:01,356 --> 00:18:01,873 ARE CAPABLE OF BEING GOOD DOG OWNERS... 531 00:18:01,977 --> 00:18:04,083 - WE ARE. 532 00:18:04,186 --> 00:18:05,014 - OUR GOLDENS GO FOR $1,200. 533 00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:06,257 - THAT'S RIGHT. 534 00:18:06,361 --> 00:18:08,915 - OH, MAN. - OKAY. WELL. 535 00:18:09,018 --> 00:18:09,881 - ALL RIGHT, DAD, LET'S DO IT. 536 00:18:09,985 --> 00:18:11,297 - THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW. 537 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:12,160 I THINK WE HAVE TO SLEEP ON IT. 538 00:18:12,263 --> 00:18:13,230 - LET'S DO IT. - MAX. 539 00:18:13,333 --> 00:18:14,507 - WE CAN AFFORD IT. WE'RE RICH. 540 00:18:14,610 --> 00:18:16,095 - IT'S A LOT OF MONEY. - WE'RE RICH. 541 00:18:16,198 --> 00:18:17,234 - WE'RE NOT RICH. - WE'RE RICH. 542 00:18:17,337 --> 00:18:18,821 - WE'RE NOT RICH. - WE'RE VERY WELL OFF. 543 00:18:18,925 --> 00:18:20,582 - WELL, I CAN DO A 24-HOUR HOLD 544 00:18:20,685 --> 00:18:21,893 FOR A $200 DEPOSIT. 545 00:18:21,997 --> 00:18:23,102 AND THAT'S CASH OR CHECK. 546 00:18:23,205 --> 00:18:25,104 - MOM, WRITE THE CHECK RIGHT NOW. 547 00:18:25,207 --> 00:18:26,519 - MR. BRAVERMAN, LOOK, I GOT TO BE HONEST HERE, 548 00:18:26,622 --> 00:18:28,107 THIS PUPPY'S NOT GONNA LAST LONG. 549 00:18:28,210 --> 00:18:30,868 - WHY, IS IT SICK? 550 00:18:30,971 --> 00:18:32,697 - NO, POPULAR. - WRITE THE CHECK. 551 00:18:32,801 --> 00:18:34,043 - I'M NOT WRITING A CHECK. - WRITE THE CHECK. 552 00:18:34,147 --> 00:18:35,079 - I'M NOT--MAX. 553 00:18:35,183 --> 00:18:36,425 - WRITE THE CHECK. - ADAM. 554 00:18:36,529 --> 00:18:37,599 - WE'RE GONNA SLEEP ON IT, 555 00:18:37,702 --> 00:18:38,324 AND WE'LL GIVE YOU A CALL TOMORROW. 556 00:18:38,427 --> 00:18:40,015 IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DOG. 557 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,603 - NO. - HI. 558 00:18:41,706 --> 00:18:43,501 - I LOVE ETHIOPIAN FOOD. 559 00:18:43,605 --> 00:18:45,641 I'VE BEEN WANTING TO GO THERE. 560 00:18:45,745 --> 00:18:47,333 - YEAH, OKAY, LET ME JUST TALK TO CROSBY, 561 00:18:47,436 --> 00:18:48,713 AND I'LL CALL YOU RIGHT BACK. 562 00:18:48,817 --> 00:18:50,888 OKAY, BYE. HEY. 563 00:18:50,991 --> 00:18:52,683 - HEEEY. 564 00:18:52,786 --> 00:18:55,410 - THAT WAS KIM CHECKING ON DINNER FOR FRIDAY NIGHT. 565 00:18:55,513 --> 00:18:56,756 WE NEED TO GIVE HER AN ANSWER. 566 00:18:56,859 --> 00:18:57,929 - KIM? - YEAH. 567 00:18:58,033 --> 00:18:59,241 ARLO'S MOM. 568 00:18:59,345 --> 00:19:00,380 - FRIDAY NIGHT'S ROUGH. 569 00:19:00,484 --> 00:19:01,554 I DON'T WANT TO BE IN THE SESSION 570 00:19:01,657 --> 00:19:02,900 JUST STARING AT MY WATCH THE WHOLE TIME. 571 00:19:03,003 --> 00:19:04,522 YOU KNOW, THE MUSICIANS CAN KIND OF SENSE THAT. 572 00:19:04,626 --> 00:19:06,145 - COME ON. IT'LL BE FUN. 573 00:19:06,248 --> 00:19:08,319 - WELL... - WE NEED COUPLE FRIENDS. 574 00:19:08,423 --> 00:19:10,390 - ARE YOU SURE THAT'S A NEED AND NOT A WANT? 575 00:19:10,494 --> 00:19:12,116 - YES. - OKAY, LOOK, 576 00:19:12,220 --> 00:19:13,566 I CAN'T COMMIT TO FRIDAY. 577 00:19:13,669 --> 00:19:15,913 MAYBE--I WON'T KNOW UNTIL I SEE HOW THE SESSION'S GOING. 578 00:19:16,016 --> 00:19:18,226 CAN YOU MAYBE CHECK IN WITH THEM ON FRIDAY AND TELL THEM? 579 00:19:18,329 --> 00:19:20,435 GIVE 'EM LIKE 80%? 580 00:19:20,538 --> 00:19:23,127 - ALL RIGHT. - OKAY, THANKS. 581 00:19:23,231 --> 00:19:25,164 OH, HEY, DO YOU WANT TO HOP IN? 582 00:19:25,267 --> 00:19:26,268 - NO, YOUR SISTER'S COMING 583 00:19:26,372 --> 00:19:27,476 IN, LIKE, 15 MINUTES TO BRING JABBAR. 584 00:19:27,580 --> 00:19:29,547 - 15 MINUTES? - YEAH. 585 00:19:29,651 --> 00:19:31,618 - WE CAN MAKE TWINS IN 15 MINUTES, HONEY. 586 00:19:31,722 --> 00:19:33,689 COME ON. - THAT DOESN'T TURN ME ON. 587 00:19:33,793 --> 00:19:35,139 - OH, ALL RIGHT. 588 00:19:35,243 --> 00:19:36,589 WELL, NICE CHATTING WITH YOU. 589 00:19:36,692 --> 00:19:38,970 - YOU'RE GETTING WATER EVERYWHERE. 590 00:19:39,074 --> 00:19:40,455 - I'M GONNA BE IN HERE. - YEAH. 591 00:19:40,558 --> 00:19:42,560 - I WAS SERIOUS, OKAY? AND THE IDEA OF AN INTERVIEW 592 00:19:42,664 --> 00:19:43,561 ABOUT A DOG IS RIDICULOUS. 593 00:19:43,665 --> 00:19:44,562 - IT'S NOT. - YOU KNOW WHY? 594 00:19:44,666 --> 00:19:47,220 - WHY? - BECAUSE IT'S A DOG. 595 00:19:47,324 --> 00:19:49,464 IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE ADOPTING A BABY. 596 00:19:49,567 --> 00:19:51,638 RIGHT? AND WE MADE AN AGREEMENT. 597 00:19:51,742 --> 00:19:53,744 WE AGREED THAT WE'D TAKE OUR TIME WITH THIS. 598 00:19:53,847 --> 00:19:56,954 - YOU TOLD ME WHAT TO DO. - IT'S THE FIRST DOG WE'VE SEEN. 599 00:19:57,057 --> 00:19:59,577 - HONEY, YOU TOLD ME-- - YES, AND THEN YOU TOLD MAX, 600 00:19:59,681 --> 00:20:02,235 WHICH COMPLETELY UNDERMINES US MAKING THE DECISION ON OUR OWN. 601 00:20:02,339 --> 00:20:03,478 THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED. - OKAY. FINE. 602 00:20:03,581 --> 00:20:05,721 YOU KNOW WHAT, POINT TAKEN. 603 00:20:05,825 --> 00:20:06,998 YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT THAT. - THANK YOU. 604 00:20:07,102 --> 00:20:08,586 - YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. I DID. 605 00:20:08,690 --> 00:20:10,416 BUT YOU SABOTAGED THE INTERVIEW ON PURPOSE. 606 00:20:10,519 --> 00:20:11,831 - I DIDN'T SABOTAGE ANYTHING. - YOU WENT IN THERE, 607 00:20:11,934 --> 00:20:13,764 AND YOU ACTED LIKE YOU WERE ON BOARD, AND YOU WEREN'T. 608 00:20:13,867 --> 00:20:15,386 OKAY? YOU SAID THAT YOU WANTED A DOG-- 609 00:20:15,490 --> 00:20:16,284 - I WAS ON BOARD WHEN WE FIRST GOT THERE. 610 00:20:16,387 --> 00:20:17,354 - YOU WASTED EVERYBODY'S TIME. 611 00:20:17,457 --> 00:20:18,803 - AND THEN THE DOGGY GESTAPO 612 00:20:18,907 --> 00:20:20,253 STARTED ASKING ME QUESTIONS 613 00:20:20,357 --> 00:20:21,565 ABOUT WHAT KIND OF A DOG OWNER I'D BE. 614 00:20:21,668 --> 00:20:23,049 - YOU BROKE YOUR SON'S HEART. 615 00:20:23,152 --> 00:20:24,015 YOU BROKE YOUR SON'S HEART. 616 00:20:24,119 --> 00:20:25,224 - I DID? - YOU KNOW, YOU DID. 617 00:20:25,327 --> 00:20:26,811 HE LOVED THAT DOG. 618 00:20:26,915 --> 00:20:28,365 DID YOU SEE THE WAY IT WAS, LIKE, SNUGGLING AND NUGGLING? 619 00:20:28,468 --> 00:20:29,193 - COME ON, HONEY, IT'S $1,200 FOR THAT DOG. 620 00:20:29,297 --> 00:20:31,402 $1,200. - SO WHAT? 621 00:20:31,506 --> 00:20:32,645 - I KNOW YOU LIKED THAT DOG. 622 00:20:32,748 --> 00:20:34,129 THERE ARE OTHER DOGS OUT THERE. 623 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,475 - IT'S A LOT OF MONEY, BUT IT'S WORTH IT. 624 00:20:35,579 --> 00:20:37,063 OKAY? I'LL DO ANYTHING... 625 00:20:37,166 --> 00:20:38,306 - ALL RIGHT. - WITHIN REASON 626 00:20:38,409 --> 00:20:39,824 THAT YOU ASK TO GET THAT DOG. 627 00:20:39,928 --> 00:20:41,757 - YOU WANT THAT DOG, FINE, WE'LL GET THAT DOG. 628 00:20:41,861 --> 00:20:42,310 - YAY! - BUT YOU SAID 629 00:20:42,413 --> 00:20:44,519 I'D GET ANYTHING I WANT? 630 00:20:44,622 --> 00:20:46,210 - YOU--ANYTHING. I MEAN, DO YOU WANT MEATBALLS? 631 00:20:46,314 --> 00:20:48,074 I'LL MAKE YOU PASTA. 632 00:20:48,177 --> 00:20:50,525 FAGIOLI. - HEY, KRISTINA. 633 00:20:50,628 --> 00:20:52,941 ANYTHING? 634 00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:54,494 - ANYTHING. - ANYTHING? 635 00:20:54,598 --> 00:20:56,393 - LIKE FUNKYTOWN? - YEAH. 636 00:20:56,496 --> 00:20:58,878 ANYTHING I WANT. - OKAY. 637 00:20:58,981 --> 00:21:00,983 EXCEPT--YEAH, I WILL DO FUNKYTOWN, BUT I'M NOT GONNA DO 638 00:21:01,087 --> 00:21:03,572 THAT ONE THING THAT YOU LIKE TO DO, 'CAUSE IT HURTS. 639 00:21:03,676 --> 00:21:04,642 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? YOU SAID ANYTHING. 640 00:21:04,746 --> 00:21:06,886 - HOLD ON, HOLD ON. - IS THAT HADDIE? 641 00:21:06,989 --> 00:21:08,232 - HELLO. 642 00:21:08,336 --> 00:21:09,475 - IT'S THE LADY. - OH. 643 00:21:09,578 --> 00:21:10,821 - YES, THIS IS KRISTINA. 644 00:21:10,924 --> 00:21:12,478 - TELL HER $900. - NO. 645 00:21:12,581 --> 00:21:15,515 - HI. YES, OF COURSE. THANK YOU. 646 00:21:17,759 --> 00:21:19,692 OKAY. 647 00:21:19,795 --> 00:21:25,007 I UNDERSTAND. THANK YOU FOR CALLING. 648 00:21:25,111 --> 00:21:28,770 THEY SOLD THE DOG. 649 00:21:28,873 --> 00:21:30,219 [thud] 650 00:21:30,323 --> 00:21:33,844 - SO...FUNKYTOWN? - SO... 651 00:21:33,947 --> 00:21:34,810 NO? 652 00:21:39,643 --> 00:21:41,921 - HEY, GUYS, WAKE UP. WAKE UP. 653 00:21:42,024 --> 00:21:42,335 - MAX, STOP. 654 00:21:42,439 --> 00:21:43,232 - WAKE UP. 655 00:21:43,336 --> 00:21:45,338 COME ON. WAKE UP. 656 00:21:45,442 --> 00:21:47,444 - MAX, WE'RE ASLEEP! 657 00:21:47,547 --> 00:21:49,515 - I MADE A LIST OF ALL THE REASONS 658 00:21:49,618 --> 00:21:50,999 WHY WE NEED THAT DOG. ALL RIGHT? 659 00:21:51,102 --> 00:21:52,380 - HONEY. - NUMBER ONE: 660 00:21:52,483 --> 00:21:54,554 DOGS, THEY'RE FUN. THEY JUST ARE. 661 00:21:54,658 --> 00:21:58,627 NUMBER TWO: DOGS TEACH RESPONSIBILITY. 662 00:21:58,731 --> 00:22:00,284 REASON NUMBER THREE: THE DOG HAS BEEN SCREENED 663 00:22:00,388 --> 00:22:01,734 AND CERTIFIED. NOW I DON'T KNOW 664 00:22:01,837 --> 00:22:02,907 WHY THAT'S SO AMAZING. - THEY SOLD THE DOG. 665 00:22:03,011 --> 00:22:05,669 - THE WEB SITE MADE IT OUT TO BE GOOD. 666 00:22:05,772 --> 00:22:06,463 - WHAT? 667 00:22:06,566 --> 00:22:09,397 - BABE, THEY SOLD THE DOG. 668 00:22:09,500 --> 00:22:10,501 I TALKED TO THE LADY LAST NIGHT. 669 00:22:10,605 --> 00:22:12,641 I TALKED TO THE-- LISTEN--LISTEN TO ME. 670 00:22:12,745 --> 00:22:14,885 DON'T GET UPSET. - NO, YOU GUYS SAID 671 00:22:14,988 --> 00:22:16,196 YOU WOULD SLEEP ON IT, AND YOU SLEPT ON IT. 672 00:22:16,300 --> 00:22:17,543 - I KNEW THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN, HONEY. 673 00:22:17,646 --> 00:22:19,579 - AND NOW I WANT THAT DOG! - MAX, TAKE IT EASY. 674 00:22:19,683 --> 00:22:20,856 I UNDERSTAND YOU WANT THE DOG. 675 00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:22,375 THIS IS ONE OF THOSE THINGS IN LIFE 676 00:22:22,479 --> 00:22:23,307 YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO DEAL WITH, MAX. 677 00:22:23,411 --> 00:22:24,860 HONEY, I GOT TO TAKE A SHOWER. 678 00:22:24,964 --> 00:22:25,551 - SOMEBODY ELSE HAD A HOLD ON IT, OKAY? 679 00:22:25,654 --> 00:22:27,449 AND THEY CALLED FIRST. 680 00:22:27,553 --> 00:22:28,830 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? - NO. NO. 681 00:22:28,933 --> 00:22:30,210 - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? - I HAVE TO TAKE A SHOWER. 682 00:22:30,314 --> 00:22:31,522 - THIS IS UNFAIR! - I CAN'T BELIEVE 683 00:22:31,626 --> 00:22:32,765 YOU'RE LEAVING ME RIGHT NOW. - EVERYBODY, CHILL-- 684 00:22:32,868 --> 00:22:34,180 IT'S ON THE CALENDAR. YOU CAN CHECK IT OUT. 685 00:22:34,283 --> 00:22:35,906 I KNEW THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN. 686 00:22:36,009 --> 00:22:37,597 - ADAM. - IT ISN'T FAIR! 687 00:22:37,701 --> 00:22:38,771 - OH, MY GOD. - DAD, YOU SAID. 688 00:22:38,874 --> 00:22:40,531 - ADAM, ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW? 689 00:22:40,635 --> 00:22:42,015 PLEASE COME BACK HERE. WE'RE STILL DISCUSSING THIS. 690 00:22:42,119 --> 00:22:44,086 - I HAVE TO TAKE A SHOWER. I SHOULD HAVE JUST SAID NO 691 00:22:44,190 --> 00:22:45,536 IN THE FIRST PLACE. - THERE WILL BE OTHER DOGS. 692 00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:47,055 I PROMISE YOU THAT, AND I WILL MAKE SURE 693 00:22:47,158 --> 00:22:48,470 THAT YOU GET-- - NO, WE NEED TO GET THAT DOG. 694 00:22:48,574 --> 00:22:49,954 - SWEETIE. - WE NEED TO GET THAT DOG. 695 00:22:50,058 --> 00:22:51,439 - THE DOG IS TAKEN. - NO, WE'RE GOING RIGHT NOW... 696 00:22:51,542 --> 00:22:52,543 - CALM DOWN. ADAM! 697 00:22:52,647 --> 00:22:54,131 - TO TELL THEM THEY MADE A MISTAKE. 698 00:22:54,234 --> 00:22:55,443 - REALLY? REALLY? 699 00:22:55,546 --> 00:22:56,754 - WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, 700 00:22:56,858 --> 00:22:59,170 MY PARENTS MADE ME GO TO SWIM TEAM. 701 00:22:59,274 --> 00:23:00,620 OOH, I HATED IT. 702 00:23:00,724 --> 00:23:02,898 I HAD TO GET UP AT 6:00 A.M. EVERY MORNING. 703 00:23:03,002 --> 00:23:04,831 BUT THEY MADE ME GO, AND I'M GLAD THAT I DID, 704 00:23:04,935 --> 00:23:07,972 BECAUSE NOW I'M A REALLY GOOD SWIMMER. 705 00:23:08,076 --> 00:23:10,596 RIGHT, SYD? - YUP. REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME 706 00:23:10,699 --> 00:23:12,356 YOU CAME TO MY SWIM CLASS AND YOU ALMOST DROWNDED ME? 707 00:23:12,460 --> 00:23:15,048 - YES, I REMEMBER THAT, 708 00:23:15,152 --> 00:23:16,671 BUT YOU DIDN'T DROWN, 'CAUSE YOU WERE SUCH A STRONG SWIMMER. 709 00:23:16,774 --> 00:23:19,190 THAT WAS GREAT. YOU LEARNED. 710 00:23:19,294 --> 00:23:20,433 OKAY, LET'S GO, GUYS. 711 00:23:20,537 --> 00:23:21,745 - LET'S GO. 712 00:23:24,610 --> 00:23:27,302 - COME ON. AREN'T YOU COMING? 713 00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:28,165 - IT'S OKAY. YOU CAN WALK IN WITH SYDNEY. 714 00:23:28,268 --> 00:23:30,270 - COME ON. 715 00:23:30,374 --> 00:23:32,756 - LET'S GO. 716 00:23:33,273 --> 00:23:35,966 - OKAY. 717 00:23:36,069 --> 00:23:39,072 [car horns honking] 718 00:23:39,176 --> 00:23:41,350 VICTOR, YOU HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL. 719 00:23:41,454 --> 00:23:43,387 YOU CAN'T MISS THREE DAYS IN A ROW. 720 00:23:43,491 --> 00:23:44,492 - MY STOMACH STILL HURTS. 721 00:23:44,595 --> 00:23:47,460 [car horns honking] 722 00:23:50,256 --> 00:23:52,534 SYDNEY, GO IN. OKAY, SWEETIE? 723 00:23:52,638 --> 00:23:53,915 - OKAY. - OKAY. 724 00:23:57,056 --> 00:24:01,025 VICTOR, I KNOW A NEW SCHOOL CAN BE SCARY. 725 00:24:02,648 --> 00:24:08,308 AND I KNOW THAT IT MIGHT STILL BE SCARY LIVING WITH US. 726 00:24:08,412 --> 00:24:10,518 BUT I NEED YOU TO BE BRAVE FOR ME, OKAY? 727 00:24:10,621 --> 00:24:14,970 I NEED YOU TO DO THIS. 728 00:24:21,252 --> 00:24:22,840 HONEY. 729 00:24:22,944 --> 00:24:26,534 OKAY, I WILL STAY RIGHT HERE. 730 00:24:26,637 --> 00:24:28,881 YOU GO TO SCHOOL, 731 00:24:28,984 --> 00:24:30,641 BUT, IF YOU NEED ME, IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, 732 00:24:30,745 --> 00:24:32,574 I'LL BE RIGHT HERE. 733 00:24:32,678 --> 00:24:34,990 - ALL DAY? - ALL DAY. 734 00:24:38,097 --> 00:24:40,237 - YOU SWEAR? - DO YOU KNOW PINKY SWEAR? 735 00:24:45,622 --> 00:24:48,279 - UGH, WELL, THAT JUST MAKES ME HATE HER. 736 00:24:48,383 --> 00:24:49,798 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, I DON'T HATE HER. 737 00:24:49,902 --> 00:24:50,419 SHE'S A VERY NICE GIRL, BUT, I MEAN, 738 00:24:50,523 --> 00:24:52,870 I JUST HATE HER. 739 00:24:52,974 --> 00:24:53,802 THAT'S HORRIBLE. 740 00:24:53,906 --> 00:24:55,252 HE JUST SAT ALL BY HIMSELF? 741 00:24:55,355 --> 00:24:58,220 OH, MY GOD, WELL, I GUESS, WHAT IS SHE SUPPOSED TO DO? 742 00:24:58,324 --> 00:25:01,189 YOU KNOW, I MEAN, WHAT DOES HE HAVE NOW, CALCULUS? 743 00:25:01,292 --> 00:25:02,777 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 744 00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:04,675 KEEP AN EYE OUT. CALL ME IN AN HOUR. 745 00:25:04,779 --> 00:25:06,401 OKAY. LOVE YOU TOO. 746 00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:08,783 BYE. OH, MY GOD. 747 00:25:08,886 --> 00:25:10,750 HORRIBLE. DREW'S HAVING A MISERABLE DAY. 748 00:25:10,854 --> 00:25:12,718 - MM-HMM. - THANK GOD 749 00:25:12,821 --> 00:25:14,927 MY FIANCE IS THERE, YOU KNOW, TO KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR HIM. 750 00:25:15,030 --> 00:25:17,930 - YEAH, THAT'S NOT WEIRD AT ALL. 751 00:25:18,033 --> 00:25:19,172 - IT'S NOT WEIRD. WHY IS IT WEIRD? 752 00:25:19,276 --> 00:25:22,072 - IT'S ODD. - WHY? 753 00:25:22,175 --> 00:25:23,522 - WHATEVER. THAT'S ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO. 754 00:25:23,625 --> 00:25:25,109 - NO, NO, PLEASE, WHAT'S WEIRD ABOUT IT? 755 00:25:25,213 --> 00:25:26,939 I'D LIKE YOUR OPINION. CAN YOU JUST TELL ME? 756 00:25:27,042 --> 00:25:29,597 - BOY, OH, BOY. - LOOK, I WOULD LOVE 757 00:25:29,700 --> 00:25:31,115 A MAN'S OPINION. 758 00:25:31,219 --> 00:25:33,497 - THERE'S A GUY WHO WORKED FOR ME FOR TWO YEARS. 759 00:25:33,601 --> 00:25:35,119 HE NEVER SAID ANYTHING. 760 00:25:35,223 --> 00:25:37,363 I DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HIS PERSONAL LIFE. 761 00:25:37,466 --> 00:25:39,054 I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HE WAS MARRIED. 762 00:25:39,158 --> 00:25:40,297 I MISS THAT GUY. 763 00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:43,783 - WELL, I'M NOT THAT GUY. 764 00:25:43,887 --> 00:25:45,647 - BERNIE. 765 00:25:45,751 --> 00:25:46,855 - I'M SORRY I'M NOT BERNIE, 766 00:25:46,959 --> 00:25:48,408 BUT CAN'T YOU JUST TELL ME YOUR OPINION? 767 00:25:48,512 --> 00:25:52,033 - YOU WANT TO KNOW MY OPINION? I THINK YOU'RE BEING AN IDIOT. 768 00:25:52,136 --> 00:25:53,724 - WOW. OKAY. 769 00:25:53,828 --> 00:25:54,691 THAT'S CONSTRUCTIVE. 770 00:25:54,794 --> 00:25:57,625 - NO, YOU ARE. - OKAY. WHY? 771 00:25:57,728 --> 00:25:59,627 - YOUR SON GOT DUMPED, AND YOU'RE ALL OVER HIM. 772 00:25:59,730 --> 00:26:01,594 YOU'RE FAWNING OVER HIM. 773 00:26:01,698 --> 00:26:03,113 - I CARE. I'M INTERESTED. 774 00:26:03,216 --> 00:26:04,114 - "OH, IT'LL BE OKAY. DOODLEPUSS, DON'T WORRY." 775 00:26:04,217 --> 00:26:05,702 - I'M NOT GONNA CALL HIM DOODLEPUSS. 776 00:26:05,805 --> 00:26:07,013 I'M WORRIED, AND HE'S IN PAIN. 777 00:26:07,117 --> 00:26:08,497 I'M HIS MOTHER. - OF COURSE HE'S IN PAIN. 778 00:26:08,601 --> 00:26:09,637 OF COURSE. WOMEN-- 779 00:26:09,740 --> 00:26:12,571 WOMEN ARE CONNIVING SOUL-CRUSHERS, 780 00:26:12,674 --> 00:26:14,814 AND, IF HE REALIZES THAT, HE'LL BE OKAY. 781 00:26:14,918 --> 00:26:17,127 HE HAS A CHANCE. - OH, MY GOD. 782 00:26:17,230 --> 00:26:18,231 SOMEBODY DID NOT GET INVITED TO PROM. 783 00:26:18,335 --> 00:26:19,992 - I DID GET INVITED TO PROM. 784 00:26:20,095 --> 00:26:21,441 THAT'S RIGHT. I WAS PROM KING. 785 00:26:21,545 --> 00:26:23,271 - NO, YOU WEREN'T. - I WAS PROM KING, 786 00:26:23,374 --> 00:26:24,513 I GOT LAID, THE WHOLE DEAL. 787 00:26:24,617 --> 00:26:25,722 - WOW. - ALL RIGHT. YOU KNOW WHY? 788 00:26:25,825 --> 00:26:27,102 'CAUSE I WAS COOL. I DROVE A HONDA CX500. 789 00:26:27,206 --> 00:26:30,036 I LISTENED TO THE DEAD INSTEAD OF DISCO. 790 00:26:30,140 --> 00:26:33,177 I SOLD POT OUT OF THE BACK OF JOEY NICHOLS' CAR, 791 00:26:33,281 --> 00:26:34,316 AND WE MADE A LOT OF MONEY, 792 00:26:34,420 --> 00:26:35,939 AND MY MOTHER NEVER EVEN MET MY GIRLFRIENDS, 793 00:26:36,042 --> 00:26:39,252 MUCH LESS GAVE ME DATING ADVICE. 794 00:26:39,356 --> 00:26:40,668 I WOULD HAVE LAUGHED AT HER. 795 00:26:40,771 --> 00:26:44,603 - SO I SHOULD TELL DREW TO, WAIT, GET A MOTORCYCLE 796 00:26:44,706 --> 00:26:47,122 AND SELL POT, AND THAT'LL MAKE HIM FEEL BETTER? 797 00:26:47,226 --> 00:26:49,400 - NO, IT'S SIMPLER THAN THAT. - WELL, WHAT SHOULD HE DO? 798 00:26:49,504 --> 00:26:50,609 - YOU KNOW WHAT HE SHOULD DO? 799 00:26:50,712 --> 00:26:51,817 HE SHOULD SLEEP WITH HER BEST FRIEND. 800 00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:53,128 'CAUSE THAT SHE'LL TAKE NOTICE OF. 801 00:26:53,232 --> 00:26:54,578 - [gasps] 802 00:26:54,682 --> 00:26:55,821 - 'CAUSE SHE'S GONNA DO IT TO HIM. 803 00:26:55,924 --> 00:26:57,512 THAT'S JUST THE THING. SHE'S GONNA DO IT TO HIM. 804 00:26:57,616 --> 00:26:58,513 SO GET THERE FIRST-- 805 00:26:58,617 --> 00:27:00,308 AND YOU SEE? 806 00:27:00,411 --> 00:27:02,413 SEE, YOU ASKED MY OPINION, 807 00:27:02,517 --> 00:27:03,622 AND THEN THIS HAPPENS. 808 00:27:03,725 --> 00:27:04,692 AND THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN WITH BERNIE. 809 00:27:04,795 --> 00:27:07,004 WHY DID YOU ASK ME, THOUGH? 810 00:27:07,108 --> 00:27:09,386 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 811 00:27:09,489 --> 00:27:13,597 - I... 812 00:27:13,701 --> 00:27:18,119 AM GONNA GO GET SOME COFFEE. 813 00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:21,260 [door opens] 814 00:27:21,363 --> 00:27:24,263 [door shuts] 815 00:27:38,657 --> 00:27:41,383 [school bell rings] 816 00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:49,012 [kids chattering] 817 00:28:09,653 --> 00:28:10,792 - HEY, BEAUTY. 818 00:28:10,896 --> 00:28:11,966 - HEY. WHERE'S JABBAR? 819 00:28:12,069 --> 00:28:14,106 - I DON'T KNOW. I JUST GOT HERE. 820 00:28:14,209 --> 00:28:16,108 JABBAR? - WAIT, YOU DIDN'T GET HIM? 821 00:28:16,211 --> 00:28:18,593 - WHAT, NO, YOU WERE GONNA GET HIM? 822 00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:20,112 - YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GET HIM. I TOLD YOU I HAD A CLASS. 823 00:28:20,215 --> 00:28:22,148 - NO, NO, NO, YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THAT. 824 00:28:22,252 --> 00:28:24,979 - YES, I DID. YOU SAID YOU HAD IT COVERED. 825 00:28:25,082 --> 00:28:26,705 - OH, MY GOSH, YOU'RE RIGHT. I DID. 826 00:28:26,808 --> 00:28:29,086 I'M SO SORRY. UM, I SHOULD HAVE-- 827 00:28:29,190 --> 00:28:29,638 - WHAT? PUT IT IN A FREAKIN' CALENDAR? 828 00:28:29,742 --> 00:28:32,262 WHAT A NOTION. 829 00:28:32,365 --> 00:28:34,471 - WHOA, HEY, HEY. STOP SIGN, STOP SIGN. 830 00:28:34,574 --> 00:28:37,060 - YOU KNOW WHAT? I KNOW YOU THINK IT'S SO UNCOOL 831 00:28:37,163 --> 00:28:38,751 AND EVERYTHING TO HAVE A SCHEDULE, BUT, GUESS WHAT? 832 00:28:38,855 --> 00:28:40,270 THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE DO. THEY ORGANIZE THEIR LIVES 833 00:28:40,373 --> 00:28:42,030 SO CRAP LIKES THIS DOESN'T HAPPEN! 834 00:28:42,134 --> 00:28:44,274 - THE SCHOOL'S RIGHT HERE. - I KNOW WHERE HIS SCHOOL IS! 835 00:28:44,377 --> 00:28:46,932 - OKAY, WELL, LISTEN, YOU'RE FREAKING OUT, 836 00:28:47,035 --> 00:28:48,278 AND HE'S JUST SITTING IN SCHOOL. IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. 837 00:28:48,381 --> 00:28:50,763 - YOU LEFT OUR CHILD IN SCHOOL. THAT'S A BIG DEAL. 838 00:28:50,867 --> 00:28:52,109 - I THINK YOU'RE OVERREACTING JUST A LITTLE BIT. 839 00:28:52,213 --> 00:28:53,248 - DON'T TELL ME I'M OVERREACTING. 840 00:28:53,352 --> 00:28:55,043 - YOU'RE BLOWING THROUGH STOP SIGNS. 841 00:28:55,147 --> 00:28:56,148 - YOU KNOW WHAT? - YOU'RE LOCKING UP THE BRAKES 842 00:28:56,251 --> 00:28:57,287 AS WE PULL INTO OUR SON'S... - I TRIED. 843 00:28:57,390 --> 00:28:59,427 I TRIED TO BE ALL "GO WITH THE FLOW" 844 00:28:59,530 --> 00:29:00,635 AND PLAY IT BY EAR 845 00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:01,636 AND NOT BE CONTROLLING, BECAUSE I KNOW 846 00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:03,017 YOU HAD A PROBLEM WITH THAT BEFORE. 847 00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:04,328 BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT, I CAN DEAL 848 00:29:04,432 --> 00:29:06,020 WITH YOU BLOWING OFF OUR FRIENDS FOR DINNER, 849 00:29:06,123 --> 00:29:07,159 BUT I CAN'T DEAL WITH YOU LEAVING MY CHILD AT SCHOOL. 850 00:29:07,262 --> 00:29:08,539 - IS THAT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT? 851 00:29:08,643 --> 00:29:09,748 BECAUSE I DIDN'T GO TO DINNER 852 00:29:09,851 --> 00:29:11,335 WITH KIM AND WHATEVER THE GUY'S NAME IS? 853 00:29:11,439 --> 00:29:13,096 - YOU WOULDN'T COMMIT, SO THEY MADE OTHER PLANS. 854 00:29:13,199 --> 00:29:14,856 - I CAN'T CONTROL WORK, OKAY? 855 00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:16,375 I GAVE YOU AN 80% COMMITMENT. 856 00:29:16,478 --> 00:29:18,135 - AND YOU'RE 100% ASS. YOU THINK EVERYBODY'S SUPPOSED 857 00:29:18,239 --> 00:29:19,999 TO WAIT FOR YOU-- - WHAT? 858 00:29:22,105 --> 00:29:23,554 - HI. - WE ARE SO SORRY. 859 00:29:23,658 --> 00:29:26,903 - WHERE WERE YOU? 860 00:29:27,006 --> 00:29:28,111 - THERE WAS A MIX-UP WITH HER CALENDAR. 861 00:29:28,214 --> 00:29:31,045 - SORRY, SWEETIE. - AND THEN... 862 00:29:31,148 --> 00:29:33,392 WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN, THOUGH. - SORRY. 863 00:29:33,495 --> 00:29:34,634 THANKS. 864 00:29:34,738 --> 00:29:36,084 - SORRY, BUDDY. WE'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU. 865 00:29:41,020 --> 00:29:43,954 - ANYWAY, SO THIS-- THIS GIRL-- 866 00:29:44,058 --> 00:29:45,956 WELL, LET ME BACK UP, 'CAUSE I THINK IT'S IMPORTANT 867 00:29:46,060 --> 00:29:48,614 YOU UNDERSTAND HOW AMAZING THIS GIRL WAS. 868 00:29:48,717 --> 00:29:49,995 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? LIKE HOW? 869 00:29:50,098 --> 00:29:50,996 - WELL, GIRL'S NOT EVEN THE WORD. 870 00:29:51,099 --> 00:29:51,479 WOMAN. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 871 00:29:51,582 --> 00:29:54,896 - UH-HUH. 872 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,071 - JUST A GORGEOUS RACK, BEAUTIFUL LEGS. 873 00:29:57,174 --> 00:30:00,350 AND JUST FUNNY. FUNNY AND SMART. 874 00:30:00,453 --> 00:30:02,939 SMARTER THAN ME. HELL OF A LOT SMARTER THAN ME, 875 00:30:03,042 --> 00:30:05,044 WHICH IS SAYING SOMETHING. - OH, WOW. 876 00:30:05,148 --> 00:30:07,529 - YEAH. - SO WHAT HAPPENED, 877 00:30:07,633 --> 00:30:10,601 YOU KNOW, AFTER SHE DUMPED YOU? 878 00:30:10,705 --> 00:30:12,017 - I WAS A MESS. 879 00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:13,432 I THOUGHT MY LIFE WAS OVER. 880 00:30:13,535 --> 00:30:15,848 I STARTED GOING TO THE GALLERY THAT SHE WORKED AT, 881 00:30:15,952 --> 00:30:17,816 AND I PRETENDED LIKE I WAS INTERESTED IN ART, 882 00:30:17,919 --> 00:30:19,679 WHICH JUST MADE IT EVEN WORSE. 883 00:30:19,783 --> 00:30:22,061 AND THEN I WROTE HER A SONG. 884 00:30:22,165 --> 00:30:25,340 - WHEW. I CAN ONLY IMAGINE. 885 00:30:25,444 --> 00:30:26,410 HOW'D THAT GO OVER? 886 00:30:26,514 --> 00:30:28,274 - THAT WASN'T GOOD. THAT WAS A DISASTER. 887 00:30:28,378 --> 00:30:31,933 I KNEW TWO CHORDS, AND BOTH OF THEM WERE MINOR. 888 00:30:32,037 --> 00:30:33,728 - YEAH, THE SAD E-MINOR. IT ALWAYS WORKS. 889 00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:35,385 - IT WAS SAD. SEE, YOU KNOW MUSIC, RIGHT? 890 00:30:35,488 --> 00:30:38,457 - KIND OF. MY DAD WAS A MUSICIAN, BUT... 891 00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:41,943 - WELL, I MADE A TAPE, AND THEN I LEFT IT ON HER CAR. 892 00:30:42,047 --> 00:30:46,189 AND, UH, NEVER HEARD FROM HER AGAIN. 893 00:30:46,292 --> 00:30:48,985 TO THIS DAY. 894 00:30:49,088 --> 00:30:49,917 - WHAT, SO IS THAT THE WHOLE STORY? 895 00:30:50,020 --> 00:30:51,194 - YEAH, THAT'S THE WHOLE STORY. 896 00:30:51,297 --> 00:30:55,025 SHE DUMPED ME, SHE LEFT, IT SUCKED. 897 00:30:55,129 --> 00:30:58,270 30 YEARS LATER, I'M STILL MAD AS HELL. 898 00:30:58,373 --> 00:30:59,374 HERE'S THE THING. 899 00:30:59,478 --> 00:31:01,411 TWO THINGS. ONE: 900 00:31:01,514 --> 00:31:03,654 HAPPY ENDINGS, IT'S, UH, IT'S A MYTH. 901 00:31:03,758 --> 00:31:05,346 IT'S--YOU KNOW, MAYBE. 902 00:31:05,449 --> 00:31:07,589 - GREAT. YEAH. 903 00:31:07,693 --> 00:31:11,490 AND TWO: YOU'RE NEVER GONNA UNDERSTAND WOMEN. 904 00:31:11,593 --> 00:31:13,009 NEVER. - YEAH. 905 00:31:13,112 --> 00:31:14,562 - NO, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER. 906 00:31:14,665 --> 00:31:16,357 - I--YEAH, I KNOW. 907 00:31:16,460 --> 00:31:20,085 - AND THREE... 908 00:31:20,188 --> 00:31:22,881 IT'S OKAY TO BE SAD. 909 00:31:22,984 --> 00:31:25,642 IT'S OKAY. 910 00:31:25,745 --> 00:31:26,436 [door opens] 911 00:31:26,539 --> 00:31:28,231 - HI. - MAMA. 912 00:31:28,334 --> 00:31:29,094 - HI. 913 00:31:29,197 --> 00:31:30,267 - "MAMA"? [laughs] 914 00:31:30,371 --> 00:31:31,751 - WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT? 915 00:31:31,855 --> 00:31:36,756 - NOTHING. JUST...I DON'T KNOW. 916 00:31:36,860 --> 00:31:38,620 - WHAT? - I DON'T KNOW. TALKING. 917 00:31:38,724 --> 00:31:40,312 - TALKING? - YEAH. TALKING. 918 00:31:40,415 --> 00:31:42,797 - TO HIM? - YES, TO HIM. YEAH. 919 00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:45,282 - HMM. 920 00:31:45,386 --> 00:31:47,871 [knock at door] 921 00:31:47,975 --> 00:31:48,941 - HEY. 922 00:31:49,045 --> 00:31:51,185 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING? 923 00:31:51,288 --> 00:31:53,152 - JUST PLAYING WITH OUR RINGS. 924 00:31:53,256 --> 00:31:55,361 GREEN. - IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT? 925 00:31:55,465 --> 00:31:57,294 I DIDN'T HEAR BACK FROM YOU TODAY. 926 00:31:57,398 --> 00:31:58,571 I LEFT YOU A BUNCH OF VOICE MAILS. 927 00:31:58,675 --> 00:32:00,815 - YEAH, EVERYTHING'S FINE. MMM, THANK YOU. 928 00:32:00,919 --> 00:32:02,368 I'M GOOD. - LISTEN, HONEY, CAN WE TALK? 929 00:32:02,472 --> 00:32:04,336 - HONEY, MY PHONE WAS OUT OF BATTERIES. 930 00:32:04,439 --> 00:32:08,133 I JUST HAD TO CHARGE IT. - YEAH, RIGHT. 931 00:32:08,236 --> 00:32:10,066 - SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 932 00:32:10,169 --> 00:32:12,033 - CAN WE JUST TALK FOR A SECOND, HONEY? 933 00:32:12,137 --> 00:32:13,793 - WE'RE FINE. WE'RE TOTALLY FINE. 934 00:32:13,897 --> 00:32:15,485 - LISTEN, WHEN YOU PRETEND THAT YOUR PHONE ISN'T CHARGED, 935 00:32:15,588 --> 00:32:16,624 WE'RE CLEARLY NOT FINE. 936 00:32:16,727 --> 00:32:17,832 - ADAM, YOU LEFT THIS MORNING. 937 00:32:17,936 --> 00:32:20,179 MAX SCREAMED AT ME FOR 45 MINUTES, OKAY? 938 00:32:20,283 --> 00:32:22,216 YOU JUST LEFT. - I'M NOT TRYING TO BLAME YOU. 939 00:32:22,319 --> 00:32:23,424 I KNOW I DID, AND I'M SORRY FOR THAT. 940 00:32:23,527 --> 00:32:24,770 - OKAY, I KNOW THAT I'M A LITTLE FREAKED OUT. 941 00:32:24,873 --> 00:32:26,392 I'M SAD, YOU KNOW? 942 00:32:26,496 --> 00:32:30,362 I MISS HADDIE, AND I'M JUST A LITTLE EMOTIONAL. 943 00:32:30,465 --> 00:32:33,330 I'M ACTING LIKE A BRAT. I'M SORRY. 944 00:32:33,434 --> 00:32:37,472 JUST--IT'S... - HEY, I'M FREAKED OUT TOO. 945 00:32:37,576 --> 00:32:40,544 AND IT'S FUNNY, 'CAUSE THERE WERE THESE DAYS 946 00:32:40,648 --> 00:32:42,753 WHEN I FELT LIKE, "JUST GO ALREADY, HADDIE. 947 00:32:42,857 --> 00:32:45,135 GET ON A PLANE." 948 00:32:45,239 --> 00:32:47,068 NOW THE DAY'S COME AND GONE, 949 00:32:47,172 --> 00:32:48,380 AND THERE IS THIS HOLE. 950 00:32:51,348 --> 00:32:53,385 IT'S LIKE THERE'S A PIECE MISSING. 951 00:32:53,488 --> 00:32:54,938 - YEAH. 952 00:32:55,042 --> 00:32:56,629 WE DID EVERYTHING TOGETHER. 953 00:32:56,733 --> 00:32:59,218 IT WAS, LIKE, SHE WAS MY BUDDY, YOU KNOW? 954 00:32:59,322 --> 00:33:01,186 - MM-HMM. 955 00:33:01,289 --> 00:33:06,191 WELL, LISTEN, I DON'T KNOW IF WE CAN REPLACE HADDIE WITH A PUPPY. 956 00:33:06,294 --> 00:33:09,228 - YOU DON'T THINK? - [babbles] 957 00:33:09,332 --> 00:33:11,506 MAMA, MAMA, MAMA. - I KNOW. 958 00:33:11,610 --> 00:33:12,749 - DADA, DADA. 959 00:33:12,852 --> 00:33:14,026 - I KNOW. - DADA, DADA. 960 00:33:14,130 --> 00:33:15,234 - CAN YOU SAY PUPPY? - BUT I'M WILLING TO TRY. 961 00:33:15,338 --> 00:33:16,580 - MAMA, MAMA, MAMA. - HOW? 962 00:33:16,684 --> 00:33:19,342 - I'LL GET A PUPPY. - YOU'LL GET A PUPPY? 963 00:33:19,445 --> 00:33:23,277 - NORA, YOU WANT TO GET A PUPPY? 964 00:33:29,007 --> 00:33:30,767 - HI. [knocks softly] 965 00:33:30,870 --> 00:33:32,631 - HEY. - WHAT YOU DOING? 966 00:33:32,734 --> 00:33:36,117 - NOTHING, JUST... 967 00:33:36,221 --> 00:33:37,843 - [gasps] - YES. 968 00:33:37,946 --> 00:33:38,878 - NO. - IT'S SO SAD. 969 00:33:38,982 --> 00:33:40,294 - DON'T DO IT TO YOURSELF. 970 00:33:40,397 --> 00:33:41,985 - I'M SORRY. - GET OFF THAT THING. 971 00:33:42,089 --> 00:33:46,438 LISTEN, I, UM... I JUST WANTED TO ASK YOU 972 00:33:46,541 --> 00:33:49,786 WHAT YOUR CONVERSATION WITH HANK WAS. 973 00:33:49,889 --> 00:33:52,409 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? - I KNOW YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK 974 00:33:52,513 --> 00:33:55,378 TO ME ABOUT AMY, AND I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND, 975 00:33:55,481 --> 00:33:58,001 BUT, UM, HANK, 976 00:33:58,105 --> 00:33:59,692 NOT YOUR GUY, I DON'T THINK. 977 00:33:59,796 --> 00:34:01,901 HE SEEMS LIKE A NICE ENOUGH GUY 978 00:34:02,005 --> 00:34:04,249 AND EVERYTHING, BUT HE'S A DEEPLY WEIRD, 979 00:34:04,352 --> 00:34:06,423 TROUBLED PERSON WITH VERY FRIGHTENING VIEWS ON WOMEN. 980 00:34:06,527 --> 00:34:08,218 - OH, MY GOSH. - AND, I, UH... 981 00:34:08,322 --> 00:34:09,737 I NOTICED YOU GUYS TALKING. 982 00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:14,500 - HE LITERALLY JUST TOLD ME, LIKE, IT'S OKAY TO BE SAD. 983 00:34:14,604 --> 00:34:15,984 STUFF LIKE THAT. 984 00:34:16,088 --> 00:34:16,985 - THAT'S WHAT HE SAID? 985 00:34:17,089 --> 00:34:21,059 - MM-HMM. 986 00:34:21,162 --> 00:34:23,544 - HMM. - YEAH. 987 00:34:23,647 --> 00:34:24,855 - ALL RIGHT. 988 00:34:24,959 --> 00:34:27,341 - [chuckles softly] 989 00:34:27,444 --> 00:34:29,826 ALL RIGHT, WELL, I'M GONNA GET BACK. 990 00:34:29,929 --> 00:34:30,723 I JUST BOUGHT SOME RAZOR BLADES. 991 00:34:30,827 --> 00:34:32,794 - DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT. 992 00:34:32,898 --> 00:34:34,348 - MOM, PLEASE, COME ON. - IT'S SO UPSETTING. 993 00:34:34,451 --> 00:34:35,521 - YOU HAVE SLEEPING PILLS, RIGHT? 994 00:34:35,625 --> 00:34:38,938 - STOP IT! DON'T EVEN TALK LIKE THAT. 995 00:34:39,042 --> 00:34:39,905 - I'M HAVING TROUBLE SLEEPING. 996 00:34:40,008 --> 00:34:41,872 - NO. - JUST GET ME A FEW. 997 00:34:41,976 --> 00:34:42,632 - STOP IT. - MOM. 998 00:34:42,735 --> 00:34:44,289 - IT'S NOT A FUNNY JOKE! 999 00:34:52,504 --> 00:34:53,884 - HEY. 1000 00:34:53,988 --> 00:34:56,094 - HI. 1001 00:34:56,197 --> 00:34:59,166 I'M, UH, JUST CATCHING UP ON SOME STUFF. 1002 00:34:59,269 --> 00:35:01,271 - AT 3:00 IN THE MORNING? 1003 00:35:01,375 --> 00:35:03,101 - WELL, I DIDN'T GO 1004 00:35:03,204 --> 00:35:04,861 TO WORK TODAY. 1005 00:35:04,964 --> 00:35:07,277 - HUH? 1006 00:35:07,381 --> 00:35:09,383 - I WAS DROPPING THE KIDS OFF AT SCHOOL, 1007 00:35:09,486 --> 00:35:14,422 AND VICTOR, YOU KNOW, HE DIDN'T WANT TO GO. 1008 00:35:14,526 --> 00:35:17,460 HE JUST--IT WAS LIKE HE COULDN'T GET OUT OF THE CAR. 1009 00:35:17,563 --> 00:35:18,978 - [sighs] 1010 00:35:19,082 --> 00:35:21,015 - OKAY, SO HE DIDN'T GO AGAIN. 1011 00:35:21,119 --> 00:35:22,120 - NO, HE DID GO TO SCHOOL. 1012 00:35:22,223 --> 00:35:26,365 BUT I TOLD HIM THAT, IF HE WENT IN, 1013 00:35:26,469 --> 00:35:31,059 THAT I WOULD STAY OUTSIDE. 1014 00:35:31,163 --> 00:35:33,269 - ALL DAY? 1015 00:35:33,372 --> 00:35:34,787 - I KNOW. IT SOUNDS RIDICULOUS. 1016 00:35:34,891 --> 00:35:37,997 BUT YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN HIM. 1017 00:35:38,101 --> 00:35:40,310 THE WHOLE TIME THAT HE'S BEEN HERE, 1018 00:35:40,414 --> 00:35:42,692 HE'S BEEN SO TOUGH. 1019 00:35:42,795 --> 00:35:45,073 BUT I LOOKED IN HIS EYES, 1020 00:35:45,177 --> 00:35:46,627 AND HE WAS SO SCARED. 1021 00:35:46,730 --> 00:35:48,870 AND IT JUST MADE ME REMEMBER THAT HE'S A LITTLE BOY. 1022 00:35:48,974 --> 00:35:52,529 I COULDN'T LEAVE HIM LIKE THAT, AND I'M SORRY. 1023 00:35:52,633 --> 00:35:54,738 I KNOW WE HAVE TO PUT SOME DISCIPLINE THERE 1024 00:35:54,842 --> 00:35:59,674 AND ESTABLISH SOME BOUNDARIES, BUT I COULDN'T, YOU KNOW. 1025 00:36:06,164 --> 00:36:07,682 - YOU'RE AMAZING. 1026 00:36:12,377 --> 00:36:12,825 - I DIDN'T SCREW IT UP? 1027 00:36:12,929 --> 00:36:14,586 - NO. 1028 00:36:17,105 --> 00:36:20,281 - THANKS. 1029 00:36:25,562 --> 00:36:27,530 - YOU'RE WORKING SO HARD ON THIS, HONEY. 1030 00:36:27,633 --> 00:36:28,979 - I KNOW. 1031 00:36:35,296 --> 00:36:36,194 - MAX, IT'S A BIG DAY. YOU EXCITED? 1032 00:36:36,297 --> 00:36:37,160 - WHOO-HOO! - PUPPY TIME. 1033 00:36:37,264 --> 00:36:39,024 - PUPPY TIME. - WHY DO WE HAVE 1034 00:36:39,127 --> 00:36:40,405 TO WAIT TILL 4:00? 1035 00:36:40,508 --> 00:36:41,544 I WANNA GO EARLIER. - HONEY, THAT WAS MY COFFEE. 1036 00:36:41,647 --> 00:36:43,201 WE CAN GO. - SORRY, THANK YOU. 1037 00:36:43,304 --> 00:36:44,374 - BUT DAD'S GONNA HAVE TO PICK YOU UP 1038 00:36:44,478 --> 00:36:45,410 BECAUSE I HAVE A DOCTOR APPOINTMENT. 1039 00:36:45,513 --> 00:36:46,687 SO I'LL JUST MEET YOU GUYS THERE. 1040 00:36:46,790 --> 00:36:48,516 - WELL, I HAVE NAMES. - OKAY, LET'S HEAR 'EM. 1041 00:36:48,620 --> 00:36:51,174 - ALL RIGHT, FOR A BOY, I LIKE BEAR OR CHARLIE 1042 00:36:51,278 --> 00:36:52,175 OR SCOUT. - OOH, I LIKE SCOUT. 1043 00:36:52,279 --> 00:36:54,867 - AND FOR A GIRL, I LIKE LADY 1044 00:36:54,971 --> 00:36:57,111 OR GINGER. - GINGER. 1045 00:36:57,215 --> 00:36:58,077 RIGHT. NO GINGER. - BACHELOR PARTY. 1046 00:36:58,181 --> 00:36:59,044 NOT AT ALL. NOT EVEN CLOSE. 1047 00:36:59,147 --> 00:37:00,770 - HOW ABOUT... - GINGER'S GOOD. 1048 00:37:00,873 --> 00:37:02,323 - IT'S SCOUT. - HOW ABOUT BUSTER? 1049 00:37:02,427 --> 00:37:03,497 - WHAT TIME ARE YOU PICKING US UP? 1050 00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:05,050 - 3:00 ON THE NOSE. - WHAT DOES A NOSE 1051 00:37:05,153 --> 00:37:06,569 HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT? - 3:00. 1052 00:37:06,672 --> 00:37:07,915 ON THE HOUR. - ALL RIGHT. 1053 00:37:08,018 --> 00:37:09,468 - MAX, A DOG IS IN THE HOUSE. 1054 00:37:09,572 --> 00:37:11,229 - NO, IT'S NOT. - FIGURATIVELY. 1055 00:37:11,332 --> 00:37:12,678 A DOG IS IN THE HOUSE. GIVE ME FIVE. 1056 00:37:12,782 --> 00:37:13,783 - NO, UNLESS YOU GUYS WENT OUT LAST NIGHT-- 1057 00:37:13,886 --> 00:37:15,336 - A DOG IS GOING TO BE IN THE HOUSE. 1058 00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:16,130 - ALL RIGHT. - OKAY, JUST-- 1059 00:37:16,234 --> 00:37:17,994 WHOO! both: YES! 1060 00:37:24,552 --> 00:37:26,796 - HEY. 1061 00:37:26,899 --> 00:37:28,246 - HEY. - HOW YOU DOING? 1062 00:37:28,349 --> 00:37:30,248 YOU FEELING ALL RIGHT? - YEAH. 1063 00:37:30,351 --> 00:37:32,491 WHY DID YOU DO THAT YESTERDAY? 1064 00:37:32,595 --> 00:37:34,769 - WHY DID I STAY AT SCHOOL, YOU MEAN? 1065 00:37:34,873 --> 00:37:38,048 - YEAH. 1066 00:37:38,152 --> 00:37:41,949 - UM, WELL, YOU KNOW, 1067 00:37:42,052 --> 00:37:43,399 IN THIS FAMILY, WHEN WE SAY 1068 00:37:43,502 --> 00:37:46,298 WE'RE GONNA DO SOMETHING, WE DO IT. 1069 00:37:46,402 --> 00:37:48,921 - THANKS. 1070 00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:52,408 - HEY, VICTOR, COME HERE. 1071 00:37:52,511 --> 00:37:53,443 HEY, COME HERE. BUDDY. OKAY? 1072 00:37:53,547 --> 00:37:55,756 NO, YOU'RE-- COME HERE. 1073 00:37:58,621 --> 00:38:00,554 COME HERE. [giggling] 1074 00:38:00,657 --> 00:38:03,211 I JUST-- - OKAY, YOU CAN STOP NOW. 1075 00:38:03,315 --> 00:38:05,766 - OHH, BUDDY! OHH! 1076 00:38:12,980 --> 00:38:15,327 - TWO THINGS. 1077 00:38:15,431 --> 00:38:19,780 ONE, DON'T TALK TO MY SON ABOUT PERSONAL STUFF. 1078 00:38:19,883 --> 00:38:22,645 TWO... 1079 00:38:22,748 --> 00:38:24,992 THANK YOU. 1080 00:38:25,095 --> 00:38:27,995 - YOU MADE ME BROWNIES. HMM. 1081 00:38:28,098 --> 00:38:29,376 - YEAH, I-- YOU KNOW. 1082 00:38:29,479 --> 00:38:32,413 - ANYTHING IN THERE THAT'S, YOU KNOW, WACKY? 1083 00:38:32,517 --> 00:38:34,070 - UGH. WILL YOU JUST EAT ONE? 1084 00:38:34,173 --> 00:38:37,936 - NOW? 1085 00:38:38,039 --> 00:38:39,972 IT'S EARLY. 1086 00:38:42,630 --> 00:38:44,943 OKAY. 1087 00:38:57,162 --> 00:38:59,060 HONESTLY? 1088 00:38:59,164 --> 00:39:00,234 MEDIOCRE. 1089 00:39:00,338 --> 00:39:01,960 - [sighs] 1090 00:39:02,063 --> 00:39:03,548 - ALMOST. 1091 00:39:03,651 --> 00:39:06,171 - OKAY. - BUT THE THOUGHT-- 1092 00:39:06,274 --> 00:39:07,206 YOU HAD THE THOUGHT IN. 1093 00:39:07,310 --> 00:39:09,726 - NO, NO. NO, JUST LEAVE IT THERE. 1094 00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:15,767 [phone jingling] 1095 00:39:18,873 --> 00:39:20,806 - HMM. 1096 00:39:20,910 --> 00:39:21,289 [chuckles] 1097 00:39:21,393 --> 00:39:25,535 [phone buzzes] 1098 00:39:28,262 --> 00:39:31,196 [phone buzzes] 1099 00:39:31,299 --> 00:39:32,473 - ♪ SHE SAYS WAKE UP 1100 00:39:32,577 --> 00:39:35,925 ♪ IT'S NO USE PRETENDING 1101 00:39:36,028 --> 00:39:36,960 - [whistles Funkytown] 1102 00:39:37,064 --> 00:39:38,445 - [laughing] 1103 00:39:38,548 --> 00:39:40,308 YOU SYNCED OUR CALENDARS. 1104 00:39:40,412 --> 00:39:41,413 - YES, MA'AM. 1105 00:39:41,517 --> 00:39:42,518 - [giggling] 1106 00:39:42,621 --> 00:39:47,454 ARE WE COOL? - WE COOL. 1107 00:39:47,557 --> 00:39:49,145 - OKAY, WE'LL START WITH YOUR LEFT BREAST. 1108 00:39:49,248 --> 00:39:50,284 SO REMOVE YOUR ROBE. 1109 00:39:50,388 --> 00:39:51,906 OKAY, PERFECT. 1110 00:39:52,010 --> 00:39:53,252 OKAY, STEP RIGHT ONTO THE PLATE. - THIS ONE? 1111 00:39:53,356 --> 00:39:56,359 - YES, PERFECT. 1112 00:39:56,463 --> 00:39:57,602 - OKAY. 1113 00:39:57,705 --> 00:40:01,088 LET'S GET A LITTLE... 1114 00:40:01,191 --> 00:40:02,745 OKAY, STEP IN A LITTLE CLOSER. 1115 00:40:02,848 --> 00:40:06,196 PERFECT. OKAY, YOU'RE GONNA FEEL A SLIGHT PRESSURE. 1116 00:40:06,300 --> 00:40:07,888 [machinery clicking and whirring] 1117 00:40:07,991 --> 00:40:10,338 OKAY, I'M GONNA ASK YOU TO TAKE A DEEP BREATH. 1118 00:40:10,442 --> 00:40:15,033 - OKAY. - DON'T MOVE. 1119 00:40:15,136 --> 00:40:16,897 TAKE A DEEP BREATH. 1120 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:18,933 [machinery clicking] 1121 00:40:26,251 --> 00:40:32,430 - ♪ SHE SAYS, IF I LEAVE BEFORE YOU, DARLIN' ♪ 1122 00:40:32,533 --> 00:40:38,021 ♪ DON'T YOU WASTE ME IN THE GROUND ♪ 1123 00:40:38,125 --> 00:40:43,130 ♪ I LAY SMILIN' LIKE OUR SLEEPING CHILDREN ♪ 1124 00:40:43,233 --> 00:40:51,483 ♪ ONE OF US WILL DIE INSIDE THESE ARMS ♪ 1125 00:40:51,587 --> 00:40:56,488 ♪ EYES WIDE OPEN 1126 00:40:56,592 --> 00:41:01,562 ♪ NAKED AS WE CAME 1127 00:41:01,666 --> 00:41:08,017 ♪ ONE WILL SPREAD OUR 1128 00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:12,366 ♪ ASHES ROUND THE YARD 1129 00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:21,237 ♪