1 00:00:00,828 --> 00:00:02,312 - I'M NOT PREGNANT. - OKAY. 2 00:00:02,347 --> 00:00:04,418 - I'VE BEEN TRYING FOR FOUR MONTHS. 3 00:00:04,452 --> 00:00:06,834 - I CAN'T MARRY SOMEONE WHO WILL NOT LET ME MAKE ANY DECISIONS. 4 00:00:06,868 --> 00:00:09,147 OKAY? I'M STARTING TO REALIZE 5 00:00:09,181 --> 00:00:10,838 THAT YOU ARE VERY CONTROLLING. - YOU WANT THIS BACK? 6 00:00:10,872 --> 00:00:11,839 - I KNOW THAT I SCREWED UP 7 00:00:11,873 --> 00:00:13,530 IN A HUNDRED DIFFERENT WAYS 8 00:00:13,565 --> 00:00:15,084 A HUNDRED DIFFERENT TIMES. 9 00:00:15,118 --> 00:00:16,775 I'M SORRY. I WANT TO BE PART 10 00:00:16,809 --> 00:00:18,639 OF DREW AND AMBER'S LIVES, WHATEVER IT TAKES. 11 00:00:18,673 --> 00:00:20,572 - I REMEMBER SPECIFICALLY 12 00:00:20,606 --> 00:00:23,678 HOW THINGS WERE AT HOME WHEN YOU WERE JUST A BABY. 13 00:00:23,713 --> 00:00:25,818 - I'M JUST SAYING THAT HE'S CHANGED NOW. 14 00:00:25,853 --> 00:00:28,131 I TALKED TO HIM. HE'S DIFFERENT. 15 00:00:28,166 --> 00:00:30,651 - OKAY, HONEY, SO FAR WE HAVE 12 RSVPs. 16 00:00:30,685 --> 00:00:31,755 I NEED TO BUY THE INGREDIENTS FOR THE CAKE. 17 00:00:31,790 --> 00:00:34,413 I NEED TO BUY BUG-THEMED STUFF FOR GOODIE BAGS-- 18 00:00:34,448 --> 00:00:35,725 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT-- 19 00:00:35,759 --> 00:00:37,175 ORGANIZE A CRAFT, AND JOEL AND JULIA SAID 20 00:00:37,209 --> 00:00:38,314 THAT THEY'D MAKE BUG-SHAPED COOKIES, 21 00:00:38,348 --> 00:00:40,109 WHICH IS AWESOME. 22 00:00:40,143 --> 00:00:40,937 - WHY CAN'T WE JUST BUY 23 00:00:40,971 --> 00:00:42,663 BUG-SHAPED COOKIES FROM SOMEWHERE? 24 00:00:42,697 --> 00:00:44,803 - THINK ABOUT THAT SENTENCE. 25 00:00:44,837 --> 00:00:46,322 - IT'S HERE! 26 00:00:46,356 --> 00:00:49,118 IT'S HERE, AND IT'S AWESOME. 27 00:00:49,152 --> 00:00:50,774 - WHAT? 28 00:00:50,809 --> 00:00:52,845 - LOOK. IS THAT-- THAT'S HIM. 29 00:00:52,880 --> 00:00:55,848 THAT'S THE BUG GUY, AND HE'S GOT A GIANT CRICKET 30 00:00:55,883 --> 00:00:57,643 THAT MOVES ON HIS TRUCK. 31 00:00:57,678 --> 00:00:59,300 IT'S SO COOL! - WOW. 32 00:00:59,335 --> 00:01:00,750 - OH, MY GOD. - IT'S SO COOL. 33 00:01:00,784 --> 00:01:03,270 HE'S RIGHT. - PLEASE, JUST BE-- 34 00:01:03,304 --> 00:01:04,719 I'D REALLY RATHER YOU DIDN'T. 35 00:01:04,754 --> 00:01:05,755 - HONEY. - LOOK AT THIS! 36 00:01:05,789 --> 00:01:07,584 - MAX, BE CAREFUL. - CAN YOU NOT TOUCH THAT? 37 00:01:07,619 --> 00:01:08,792 - I'M ANDY FITZGERALD 38 00:01:08,827 --> 00:01:11,209 FROM AMAZING ANDY'S WONDERFUL WORLD OF BUGS. 39 00:01:11,243 --> 00:01:12,727 - ADAM-- 40 00:01:12,762 --> 00:01:15,144 I HAVE A FEW THINGS I NEED TO GO OVER WITH YOU. 41 00:01:15,178 --> 00:01:16,317 - MOM! DAD! 42 00:01:16,352 --> 00:01:17,560 - AMAZING ANDY'S GOT A LITTLE ATTITUDE. 43 00:01:17,594 --> 00:01:18,664 - I LOVE THIS CAR. 44 00:01:18,699 --> 00:01:19,872 - HONEY, CAN YOU GET HIM OUT OF THERE? 45 00:01:19,907 --> 00:01:20,908 - LET'S GO. - SO COOL. 46 00:01:20,942 --> 00:01:22,289 - DON'T TOUCH THE GRASSHOPPER. 47 00:01:22,323 --> 00:01:23,842 - IT'S A CRICKET, MOM. 48 00:01:23,876 --> 00:01:24,912 - WELL, WHATEVER. - I LOVE THIS GUY. 49 00:01:24,946 --> 00:01:28,398 [door opens] 50 00:01:28,433 --> 00:01:29,744 - HEY, BUDDY. 51 00:01:29,779 --> 00:01:30,780 - COME ON. - HEY, DAD. 52 00:01:30,814 --> 00:01:33,886 - STOP. - HEY. 53 00:01:33,921 --> 00:01:35,750 - WE'RE GONNA GET SOME BURGERS AT OSCAR'S 54 00:01:35,785 --> 00:01:37,235 AND THEN CHECK OUT SOME VINYL AT AMOEBA. 55 00:01:37,269 --> 00:01:40,755 WHY DON'T YOU-- WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH? 56 00:01:40,790 --> 00:01:42,861 - NO, I'M REALLY-- I'M BUSY. 57 00:01:42,895 --> 00:01:43,862 BUT HAVE FUN, DREW. 58 00:01:43,896 --> 00:01:45,519 - NOT TONIGHT, BUT HAVE FUN. 59 00:01:45,553 --> 00:01:46,865 HEY, I'M GONNA BE AT WORK, OKAY, 60 00:01:46,899 --> 00:01:48,832 SO GRANDPA'S IN CHARGE. 61 00:01:48,867 --> 00:01:50,869 - YEAH. - HEY, HAVE HIM BACK BY 10:00, 62 00:01:50,903 --> 00:01:51,904 ALL RIGHT, SETH? 63 00:01:51,939 --> 00:01:53,699 IT'S A SCHOOL NIGHT. 64 00:01:53,734 --> 00:01:56,737 - YOU GOT IT, Z. 65 00:01:56,771 --> 00:01:59,533 - YOU DIDN'T SAY HI, DAD. 66 00:01:59,567 --> 00:02:00,810 [engine starts] 67 00:02:00,844 --> 00:02:05,332 - DOES HE MEAN 10:00 A.M.? - UH, NO. 68 00:02:05,366 --> 00:02:07,575 - IT'S REALLY GOOD FOR HIM, YOU KNOW, TO SEE HIS DAD. 69 00:02:07,610 --> 00:02:11,407 IT REALLY IS. 70 00:02:11,441 --> 00:02:14,444 - IS IT? I DON'T KNOW. 71 00:02:17,344 --> 00:02:18,966 - I DON'T KNOW. 72 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:20,968 ♪ 73 00:02:21,002 --> 00:02:23,971 [cell phone ringing] 74 00:02:24,005 --> 00:02:25,352 - WHAT, CROSBY? 75 00:02:25,386 --> 00:02:27,423 - THIS IS STUPID, OKAY? 76 00:02:27,457 --> 00:02:29,666 WE ARE FIGHTING OVER HOW TO LOAD A DISHWASHER. 77 00:02:29,701 --> 00:02:31,944 - OH, SO NOW IT'S ABOUT THE DISHWASHER? 78 00:02:31,979 --> 00:02:33,498 WHAT ABOUT ALL THAT STUFF YOU SAID? 79 00:02:33,532 --> 00:02:34,982 - PEOPLE SAY MEAN STUFF 80 00:02:35,016 --> 00:02:36,880 WHEN THEY'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIGHT, OKAY? 81 00:02:36,915 --> 00:02:37,743 IT DOESN'T MEAN WE HAVE 82 00:02:37,778 --> 00:02:39,469 AN ACTUAL ISSUE WE NEED TO WORK OUT. 83 00:02:39,504 --> 00:02:41,885 - YOU SAID THAT YOU COULDN'T MARRY A WOMAN LIKE ME. 84 00:02:41,920 --> 00:02:43,749 - YEAH, IN THE MIDDLE OF AN ARGUMENT. 85 00:02:43,784 --> 00:02:46,442 - YOU ALSO SAID THAT I WAS CONTROLLING, 86 00:02:46,476 --> 00:02:47,753 YOU WERE DISAPPEARING, 87 00:02:47,788 --> 00:02:49,410 AND YOU DON'T LIKE MY VISION FOR OUR FAMILY. 88 00:02:49,445 --> 00:02:50,963 - YOU'RE TWISTING MY WORDS RIGHT NOW. 89 00:02:50,998 --> 00:02:52,931 THAT IS NOT HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU. 90 00:02:52,965 --> 00:02:54,933 - WELL, THEN YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID IT. 91 00:02:54,967 --> 00:02:57,280 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, 92 00:02:57,315 --> 00:02:58,833 IF I WOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT EVERYTHING I SAID 93 00:02:58,868 --> 00:03:01,215 WAS GONNA BE USED AGAINST ME, I WOULD HAVE HAD A LAWYER THERE. 94 00:03:01,250 --> 00:03:03,493 - WELL, HOW ABOUT YOU CALL YOUR SISTER THEN? 95 00:03:03,528 --> 00:03:07,256 ♪ I WON'T CRY, CRY, CRY 96 00:03:07,290 --> 00:03:09,948 ♪ FOR YOU, BABY 97 00:03:09,982 --> 00:03:13,779 - THERE WILL BE NO DEVIATING FROM SCHEDULED SHOW TIME. 98 00:03:13,814 --> 00:03:15,850 - MM-HMM. - NO ONE IS TO COME 99 00:03:15,885 --> 00:03:19,854 WITHIN TEN FEET OF INSECTS. 100 00:03:19,889 --> 00:03:21,822 OUTLETS MUST BE NO MORE THAN 15 FEET 101 00:03:21,856 --> 00:03:22,995 AWAY FROM PRESENTATION AREA. 102 00:03:23,030 --> 00:03:25,343 - OUTLETS. GROUNDED OUTLETS. 103 00:03:27,414 --> 00:03:31,003 MINIMUM OF TWO AVAILABLE OUTLETS IS MANDATORY. 104 00:03:31,038 --> 00:03:33,247 - I DON'T THINK WE HAVE TWO OUTLETS 105 00:03:33,282 --> 00:03:35,836 THAT ARE 15 FEET AWAY-- - THAT'S A DEAL BREAKER. 106 00:03:35,870 --> 00:03:36,802 - NO, YES, WE DO. YES, WE DO. 107 00:03:36,837 --> 00:03:38,839 WE HAVE THAT ONE BY THE LIVING ROOM WINDOW 108 00:03:38,873 --> 00:03:40,841 AND THEN THE ONE BY THE HOSE. THAT'S LESS THAN 15 FEET. 109 00:03:40,875 --> 00:03:43,568 - REALLY BAD IDEA TO HAVE AN OUTLET BY A HOSE. 110 00:03:43,602 --> 00:03:45,777 - THAT'S WHAT I SAID. - IT CAME LIKE THAT. 111 00:03:45,811 --> 00:03:46,985 - IT'S WORKABLE. - ALL RIGHT. 112 00:03:47,019 --> 00:03:49,263 MAXIMUM NUMBER OF PARTY GUESTS IS 25. 113 00:03:49,298 --> 00:03:52,473 - UM... - ANDY, I HAVE 114 00:03:52,508 --> 00:03:53,957 KIND OF A BIG FAMILY, AND THEN HIS WHOLE CLASS 115 00:03:53,992 --> 00:03:56,546 IS GONNA BE COMING, SO CAN YOU STRETCH THAT TO 35 OR SO? 116 00:03:56,581 --> 00:03:57,823 - DAD, STOP MAKING HIM MAD. 117 00:03:57,858 --> 00:03:58,893 - NO, NO. - BUT IT'S NOT YOUR HOUSE. 118 00:03:58,928 --> 00:04:02,000 - STOP MAKING HIM MAD, DAD. - OKAY, 25 IT IS. 119 00:04:02,034 --> 00:04:04,554 FINALLY, NO CLAPPING WILL BE TOLERATED. 120 00:04:04,589 --> 00:04:07,005 ALL RIGHT. - THERE'S GONNA BE KIDS HERE. 121 00:04:07,039 --> 00:04:08,282 THERE'S GONNA BE CLAPPING. 122 00:04:08,317 --> 00:04:09,766 - VERY BAD FOR THE BUGS. 123 00:04:09,801 --> 00:04:12,424 - YEAH, IT REALLY IS TERRIBLE. IT SCRAMBLES THEIR BRAINS. 124 00:04:12,459 --> 00:04:13,805 - NO CLAPPING. WE'LL MAKE SURE THERE'S NO CLAPPING. 125 00:04:13,839 --> 00:04:15,047 I THINK WE GOT IT ALL COVERED. 126 00:04:15,082 --> 00:04:16,946 - I'M GONNA USE YOUR BATHROOM. 127 00:04:16,980 --> 00:04:18,982 - YEAH, IT'S UPSTAIRS. 128 00:04:19,017 --> 00:04:20,743 - THERE'S ONE RIGHT IN THE HALL. - NO, IT'S UPSTAIRS. 129 00:04:20,777 --> 00:04:21,778 - MAX. 130 00:04:21,813 --> 00:04:23,711 - OKAY, THIS GUY IS SO COOL. 131 00:04:23,746 --> 00:04:24,954 DID YOU SEE HIS BUG PORTFOLIO? 132 00:04:24,988 --> 00:04:27,025 OH, MY--I'M GONNA GO GET MY BEETLE SCRAPBOOK 133 00:04:27,059 --> 00:04:31,926 AND SHOW IT TO HIM. 134 00:04:31,961 --> 00:04:32,962 - HE'S THE WEIRDEST PERSON 135 00:04:32,996 --> 00:04:33,963 I'VE EVER MET IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. 136 00:04:33,997 --> 00:04:34,929 - THAT'S AN UNDERSTATEMENT. 137 00:04:34,964 --> 00:04:35,999 - WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? - THERE'S GONNA BE 138 00:04:36,034 --> 00:04:37,035 A LOT MORE THAN 25 PEOPLE, I CAN TELL YOU THAT. 139 00:04:37,069 --> 00:04:39,382 - OH, HELL, YEAH. I CAN'T IMAGINE 25 PEOPLE. 140 00:04:39,417 --> 00:04:41,039 IT'S OUR HOUSE. HE CAN'T TELL US HOW MANY-- 141 00:04:41,073 --> 00:04:42,454 - THIS GUY PERFORMED AT MAX'S SCHOOL? 142 00:04:42,489 --> 00:04:43,455 ARE YOU SURE WE GOT THE RIGHT GUY? 143 00:04:43,490 --> 00:04:47,839 - YES. [shower running] 144 00:04:47,873 --> 00:04:49,806 HONEY, I DON'T KNOW THAT HE IS IN THE SHOWER. 145 00:04:49,841 --> 00:04:53,741 WHO WOULD JUST GO IN SOMEONE'S SHOWER? 146 00:04:53,776 --> 00:04:55,847 - YOU OKAY? 147 00:04:55,881 --> 00:04:57,745 ANDY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT IN THERE? 148 00:04:57,780 --> 00:04:59,091 - YES. 149 00:04:59,126 --> 00:05:01,956 IT'S OKAY. I'M FINE. 150 00:05:01,991 --> 00:05:05,443 - [muttering] 151 00:05:05,477 --> 00:05:07,134 WHAT KIND OF A PERSON GOES INTO SOMEBODY'S SHOWER 152 00:05:07,168 --> 00:05:08,135 IN THEIR HOUSE? 153 00:05:08,169 --> 00:05:09,481 - OH, MY GOD, AMAZING ANDY 154 00:05:09,516 --> 00:05:10,896 IS IN MY SHOWER! 155 00:05:10,931 --> 00:05:13,727 - ♪ MAY GOD BLESS AND KEEP YOU ALWAYS ♪ 156 00:05:13,761 --> 00:05:16,350 ♪ AND MAY YOUR WISHES ALL COME TRUE ♪ 157 00:05:16,385 --> 00:05:18,697 ♪ MAY YOU ALWAYS DO FOR OTHERS ♪ 158 00:05:18,732 --> 00:05:20,906 ♪ AND LET OTHERS DO FOR YOU 159 00:05:20,941 --> 00:05:23,702 ♪ MAY YOU BUILD A LADDER TO THE STARS ♪ 160 00:05:23,737 --> 00:05:25,946 ♪ AND CLIMB ON EVERY RUNG 161 00:05:25,980 --> 00:05:28,051 ♪ AND MAY YOU STAY 162 00:05:28,086 --> 00:05:30,744 ♪ FOREVER YOUNG 163 00:05:30,778 --> 00:05:33,402 ♪ MAY YOU GROW UP TO BE RIGHTEOUS ♪ 164 00:05:33,436 --> 00:05:35,645 ♪ MAY YOU GROW UP TO BE TRUE ♪ 165 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:37,992 ♪ MAY YOU ALWAYS KNOW THE TRUTH ♪ 166 00:05:38,027 --> 00:05:40,374 ♪ AND SEE THE LIGHTS SURROUNDING YOU ♪ 167 00:05:40,409 --> 00:05:42,997 ♪ MAY YOU ALWAYS BE COURAGEOUS ♪ 168 00:05:43,032 --> 00:05:45,172 ♪ STAND UPRIGHT AND BE STRONG ♪ 169 00:05:45,206 --> 00:05:47,139 ♪ AND MAY YOU STAY 170 00:05:47,174 --> 00:05:50,039 ♪ FOREVER YOUNG 171 00:05:50,073 --> 00:05:52,110 ♪ MAY YOU STAY 172 00:05:52,144 --> 00:05:55,665 ♪ FOREVER YOUNG 173 00:06:02,534 --> 00:06:05,434 - ♪ THERE'S SOMEWHERE THAT I'D RATHER BE ♪ 174 00:06:05,468 --> 00:06:09,438 - OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, WE NEED TO STOP. 175 00:06:09,472 --> 00:06:11,509 - DO WE? - YEAH. 176 00:06:11,543 --> 00:06:13,062 'CAUSE WE GOT TO MAKE A BABY, 177 00:06:13,096 --> 00:06:15,444 AND YOU'RE GONNA BLOW THE INGREDIENTS. 178 00:06:15,478 --> 00:06:17,894 - THAT STATEMENT SHOULD TURN ME OFF, BUT, YOU KNOW, IT DIDN'T. 179 00:06:17,929 --> 00:06:19,206 - IT DOESN'T? [laughs] 180 00:06:19,240 --> 00:06:22,761 NO. OH, GOD. 181 00:06:22,796 --> 00:06:24,625 JOEL. 182 00:06:24,660 --> 00:06:25,902 JOEL, STOP. 183 00:06:25,937 --> 00:06:27,801 JOEL, JOEL. JOEL, JOEL. 184 00:06:27,835 --> 00:06:31,218 COME HERE. OKAY. OKAY. 185 00:06:31,252 --> 00:06:33,531 I WILL BE OVULATING WITHIN 48 HOURS. 186 00:06:33,565 --> 00:06:34,566 - OOH. - OKAY? 187 00:06:34,601 --> 00:06:35,843 YOU KNOW THE STATISTICS. 188 00:06:35,878 --> 00:06:38,121 - I LOVE WHEN YOU SAY STATISTICS. 189 00:06:38,156 --> 00:06:39,882 SAY IT AGAIN. - OH, NO. 190 00:06:39,916 --> 00:06:41,608 OKAY. NO, NO. 191 00:06:41,642 --> 00:06:43,748 NO, NO. DON'T, DON'T, DON'T. 192 00:06:43,782 --> 00:06:44,990 DON'T BLOW THE SPERM COUNT. OKAY? 193 00:06:45,025 --> 00:06:46,233 - OH, OKAY. 194 00:06:46,267 --> 00:06:47,683 - YOU NEED TO KEEP THAT GUN LOADED. 195 00:06:47,717 --> 00:06:49,616 YOU CAN'T DISCHARGE. YOU CAN'T DISCHARGE 196 00:06:49,650 --> 00:06:50,893 48 HOURS BEFORE I'M OVULATING. 197 00:06:50,927 --> 00:06:52,826 - I AM LISTENING TO YOU. - OKAY. 198 00:06:52,860 --> 00:06:54,966 - OH, GOD. THINK OF OUR BABY 199 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:56,174 WAITING TO BE CONCEIVED. 200 00:06:56,208 --> 00:06:58,556 - THAT'S A LITTLE MEAN. 201 00:06:58,590 --> 00:07:00,005 - IT'S NOT MEAN. - THAT'S KIND OF CRUEL. 202 00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:01,662 - NO, IT'S NATURE. 203 00:07:01,697 --> 00:07:03,008 I DIDN'T MAKE THE RULES. 204 00:07:03,043 --> 00:07:05,494 TWO MORE DAYS. OKAY? 205 00:07:05,528 --> 00:07:06,840 - OKAY. - OKAY. BYE. 206 00:07:06,874 --> 00:07:08,738 NO FUNNY BUSINESS IN THE SHOWER. 207 00:07:08,773 --> 00:07:10,982 - NO FUNNY BUSINESS. - OKAY. 208 00:07:11,016 --> 00:07:12,915 - IT'S GONNA BE A LONG TWO DAYS. 209 00:07:12,949 --> 00:07:14,641 - I KNOW. I LOVE YOU. 210 00:07:14,675 --> 00:07:16,988 - I'VE GOT TO ASK YOU ABOUT YOUR EXPERIENCE 211 00:07:17,022 --> 00:07:19,473 WITH AMAZING ANDY AND HIS WONDERFUL WORLD OF BUGS. 212 00:07:19,508 --> 00:07:21,130 - OH, HE DOES SHOWS FOR US EVERY YEAR. 213 00:07:21,164 --> 00:07:22,269 HE'S GREAT. - REALLY? 214 00:07:22,303 --> 00:07:23,615 HUH. 215 00:07:23,650 --> 00:07:25,514 YEAH. 216 00:07:25,548 --> 00:07:28,068 - YOU KNOW HE HAS ASPERGER'S, RIGHT? 217 00:07:28,102 --> 00:07:31,658 - NO. WHAT? 218 00:07:31,692 --> 00:07:35,869 I--I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. 219 00:07:35,903 --> 00:07:37,767 - IT'S WHY WE SUPPORT HIS BUSINESS. 220 00:07:37,802 --> 00:07:39,942 - RIGHT. - AND HE'S QUITE GOOD. 221 00:07:39,976 --> 00:07:41,909 - YEAH. - BUT I UNDERSTAND. 222 00:07:41,944 --> 00:07:44,740 IT'S A LITTLE DIFFERENT AT A PARTY AT YOUR HOUSE. 223 00:07:44,774 --> 00:07:46,604 - I JUST DON'T KNOW IF IT'S GONNA WORK. 224 00:07:46,638 --> 00:07:49,848 I MEAN, WE'RE GONNA HAVE ALL THESE KIDS THERE THAT-- 225 00:07:49,883 --> 00:07:51,540 - JUST DO WHAT YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE DOING. 226 00:07:54,888 --> 00:07:56,027 - WROTE MY NAME ON THE LAST ONE. 227 00:07:56,061 --> 00:07:57,200 - THANK YOU. 228 00:07:57,235 --> 00:07:58,685 - MY SIX STICKERS? 229 00:07:58,719 --> 00:08:00,756 - NO, I HAVE YOUR TWO STICKERS, MAX. 230 00:08:00,790 --> 00:08:03,517 - NO, I'M SUPPOSED TO GET SIX STICKERS 231 00:08:03,552 --> 00:08:04,829 FOR FINISHING MY HOMEWORK. - NO, WE CHANGED THE RULE. 232 00:08:04,863 --> 00:08:06,555 REMEMBER? NOW THAT YOU'RE GETTING OLDER 233 00:08:06,589 --> 00:08:08,108 AND SO GROWN UP, WE'RE WEANING YOU OFF THE STICKERS. 234 00:08:08,142 --> 00:08:10,524 - THAT'S NOT FAIR. I FINISHED MY HOMEWORK. 235 00:08:10,559 --> 00:08:11,836 - MAX. 236 00:08:11,870 --> 00:08:13,596 TAKE A DEEP BREATH. 237 00:08:13,631 --> 00:08:14,908 - I DON'T WANT TO. 238 00:08:14,942 --> 00:08:17,566 - MAX. GETTING UPSET'S NOT GONNA CHANGE IT. 239 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:18,843 YOU GET TWO STICKERS. 240 00:08:18,877 --> 00:08:20,983 - I DON'T LIKE THIS NEW RULE, 241 00:08:21,017 --> 00:08:22,916 AND I DON'T LIKE YOU. 242 00:08:22,950 --> 00:08:23,917 IT'S JUST-- - MAX. 243 00:08:23,951 --> 00:08:25,056 - I JUST DON'T-- - MAX. 244 00:08:25,090 --> 00:08:26,989 - IT'S NOT FAIR. 245 00:08:27,023 --> 00:08:28,818 WHY DID YOU HAVE TO COME HERE TODAY? 246 00:08:28,853 --> 00:08:30,061 WHY DID YOU HAVE TO CHANGE THE RULE? 247 00:08:30,095 --> 00:08:32,063 YOU JUST RUIN EVERYTHING. 248 00:08:32,097 --> 00:08:34,030 YOU'RE ACTUALLY-- YOU'RE AN IDIOT. 249 00:08:34,065 --> 00:08:34,928 YOU'RE AN IDIOT. 250 00:08:34,962 --> 00:08:36,861 YOU JUST THINK THAT YOU'RE HELPING ME, 251 00:08:36,895 --> 00:08:38,863 BUT IT'S JUST-- IT'S A JOKE. 252 00:08:38,897 --> 00:08:42,176 IT'S--I HAVEN'T LEARNED ONE SINGLE THING FROM YOU. 253 00:08:42,211 --> 00:08:44,247 - MAX. - SINCE YOU STARTED COMING HERE. 254 00:08:44,282 --> 00:08:45,594 - MAX. STOP IT. 255 00:08:45,628 --> 00:08:46,836 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. - MAX. 256 00:08:46,871 --> 00:08:48,666 - HEY, HEY. - YOU'RE USELESS! 257 00:08:48,700 --> 00:08:50,046 - THAT IS ENOUGH. MAX. 258 00:08:50,081 --> 00:08:51,600 - I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE HERE. - MAX. 259 00:08:51,634 --> 00:08:53,636 - MAX. HEY, HEY. - [screaming indistinctly] 260 00:08:53,671 --> 00:08:56,190 - HOLY CRAP. 261 00:09:00,954 --> 00:09:02,058 ARE YOU OKAY? 262 00:09:02,093 --> 00:09:04,889 - I'M USED TO IT. 263 00:09:04,923 --> 00:09:07,132 - YOU CAN'T BE USED TO THAT. 264 00:09:07,167 --> 00:09:11,585 - UM... 265 00:09:11,620 --> 00:09:12,931 WHAT DO YOU-- LAUNDRY? 266 00:09:12,966 --> 00:09:15,278 - YEAH, I'M DOING LAUNDRY. 267 00:09:15,313 --> 00:09:17,108 YOU'RE NOT OKAY. - I'M FINE. HONESTLY. 268 00:09:17,142 --> 00:09:18,661 I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M DOING THIS. 269 00:09:18,696 --> 00:09:19,869 - YOU WANT ME TO CALL ADAM? 270 00:09:19,904 --> 00:09:21,112 - NO, NO, NO, PLEASE, PLEASE. 271 00:09:21,146 --> 00:09:23,942 I JUST NEED-- I NEED TO GO BACK UPSTAIRS. 272 00:09:23,977 --> 00:09:26,600 - WELL, I'LL BE HERE DOING LAUNDRY FOR TWO HOURS 273 00:09:26,635 --> 00:09:27,670 IF YOU NEED ANYTHING. 274 00:09:27,705 --> 00:09:29,707 - THANK YOU. 275 00:09:37,784 --> 00:09:40,890 - KRISTINA, HOW DID WE NOT SEE THAT THIS GUY HAS ASPERGER'S? 276 00:09:40,925 --> 00:09:41,960 - HONEY, I DON'T KNOW. 277 00:09:41,995 --> 00:09:44,687 I FELT LIKE A TOTAL MORON WHEN SHE SAID THAT. 278 00:09:44,722 --> 00:09:46,378 - I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS WE'RE JUST SO USED TO THINKING 279 00:09:46,413 --> 00:09:47,759 ABOUT IT IN TERMS OF KIDS. 280 00:09:47,794 --> 00:09:48,967 - UH-HUH. - WE FORGET THEY GROW UP. 281 00:09:49,002 --> 00:09:49,968 - I KNOW. 282 00:09:50,003 --> 00:09:52,246 - OH, MY GOD. - BUT THEY DO. 283 00:09:52,281 --> 00:09:54,973 THEY DO GROW UP. 284 00:09:55,008 --> 00:09:55,940 - ALL RIGHT, SO WHAT DO YOU THINK? 285 00:09:55,974 --> 00:09:58,114 DO YOU THINK THAT WE SHOULD USE THIS GUY 286 00:09:58,149 --> 00:09:59,081 FOR THE BIRTHDAY PARTY OR NOT? 287 00:09:59,115 --> 00:10:00,151 I MEAN, I FEEL LIKE ETHICALLY... 288 00:10:00,185 --> 00:10:01,324 - I DON'T KNOW. 289 00:10:01,359 --> 00:10:02,809 I MEAN, IT MAKES ME REALLY NERVOUS. 290 00:10:02,843 --> 00:10:04,224 - MM-HMM. - OKAY, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A HOUSE 291 00:10:04,258 --> 00:10:05,915 FULL OF AUTISTIC KIDS. 292 00:10:05,950 --> 00:10:06,916 WHAT IF SOMETHING GOES WRONG? 293 00:10:06,951 --> 00:10:09,263 NOT ACCORDING TO PLAN? HE'S GONNA LOSE IT. 294 00:10:09,298 --> 00:10:10,955 - LOOK, HONEY, I'M THINKING THE SAME THING. 295 00:10:10,989 --> 00:10:11,818 I'M THINKING THE SAME THING. IT SUCKS. 296 00:10:11,852 --> 00:10:15,856 - RIGHT. SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 297 00:10:15,891 --> 00:10:17,962 I MEAN, I FEEL LIKE A HYPOCRITE 298 00:10:17,996 --> 00:10:19,757 BECAUSE, LIKE, YOU KNOW, WHAT IF ONE DAY 299 00:10:19,791 --> 00:10:22,207 MAX WANTS TO GET A JOB AND THE PEOPLE DON'T HIRE HIM 300 00:10:22,242 --> 00:10:23,864 BECAUSE THEY'RE NERVOUS? 301 00:10:23,899 --> 00:10:25,245 - ALL RIGHT, LOOK, WE DON'T HAVE 302 00:10:25,279 --> 00:10:27,350 TO BE ETHICAL SUPERHEROES ABOUT THIS. 303 00:10:27,385 --> 00:10:28,973 - NO, WE DON'T. YOU'RE RIGHT. 304 00:10:29,007 --> 00:10:30,457 I DON'T-- I DON'T FEEL LIKE WE DO. 305 00:10:30,491 --> 00:10:33,253 - YOU KNOW, I THINK WE ACTUALLY OWE IT TO MAX 306 00:10:33,287 --> 00:10:35,013 TO TRUST OUR GUTS ON THIS ONE. 307 00:10:35,048 --> 00:10:36,290 AND AS MUCH AS I WANT TO FEEL COMFORTABLE 308 00:10:36,325 --> 00:10:38,672 HIRING A MAN WITH ASPERGER'S 309 00:10:38,707 --> 00:10:39,915 TO ENTERTAIN AT MY SON'S BIRTHDAY PARTY, 310 00:10:39,949 --> 00:10:41,226 I REALLY DON'T. - OKAY. 311 00:10:41,261 --> 00:10:45,437 THEN THE ANSWER'S NO. NO. 312 00:10:45,472 --> 00:10:48,268 - I COULD NOT DO YOUR JOB. 313 00:10:48,302 --> 00:10:49,821 THAT SOUNDS VERY STRESSFUL. 314 00:10:49,856 --> 00:10:52,341 - I DON'T KNOW. JUST, I GUESS, BETWEEN THE KIDS 315 00:10:52,375 --> 00:10:54,861 AND THEIR NEEDS AND THEIR PARENTS SOMETIMES 316 00:10:54,895 --> 00:10:57,795 CAN BE A LOT, AND THE CRITICISM-- 317 00:10:57,829 --> 00:11:01,005 IT JUST--IT CAN SOMETIMES FEEL A LITTLE THANKLESS. 318 00:11:01,039 --> 00:11:04,180 THAT'S ALL. 319 00:11:04,215 --> 00:11:05,906 BUT...I DON'T KNOW. 320 00:11:05,941 --> 00:11:08,840 - IT SEEMS LIKE IT WOULD BE VERY ISOLATING TOO. 321 00:11:08,875 --> 00:11:10,877 LIKE, KIND OF LONELY. 322 00:11:14,777 --> 00:11:16,261 - ARE WE TALKING ABOUT MY PERSONAL LIFE NOW? 323 00:11:16,296 --> 00:11:17,884 - YOU'RE NOT LONELY. 324 00:11:17,918 --> 00:11:19,299 THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 325 00:11:19,333 --> 00:11:21,197 - [laughs] 326 00:11:21,232 --> 00:11:22,302 LET'S NOT GO THERE. 327 00:11:22,336 --> 00:11:24,960 - WAIT A MINUTE. YOU'RE LONELY? 328 00:11:24,994 --> 00:11:26,893 'CAUSE I DON'T BELIEVE IT. - [laughs] 329 00:11:26,927 --> 00:11:28,170 - YOU ONLY INTERACT WITH BLIND PEOPLE? 330 00:11:28,204 --> 00:11:29,171 - COME ON. 331 00:11:29,205 --> 00:11:30,862 LET'S TALK ABOUT YOU. 332 00:11:30,897 --> 00:11:33,140 WHY ARE YOU IN THE DOGHOUSE? 333 00:11:33,175 --> 00:11:34,901 - UM... 334 00:11:34,935 --> 00:11:38,352 APPARENTLY I SHOULDN'T BE MAKING ANY DECISIONS, 335 00:11:38,387 --> 00:11:41,010 IS WHAT I'M GATHERING. 336 00:11:41,045 --> 00:11:44,773 - HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT? 337 00:11:44,807 --> 00:11:48,949 - WELL, UM, I DON'T KNOW. 338 00:11:48,984 --> 00:11:50,917 MAYBE I SHOULDN'T BE MAKING DECISIONS. 339 00:11:50,951 --> 00:11:52,919 - WHY NOT? 340 00:11:52,953 --> 00:11:54,299 - I DON'T KNOW. DO I STRIKE YOU 341 00:11:54,334 --> 00:11:56,750 AS SOMEONE THAT SHOULD BE MAKING A LOT OF DECISIONS? 342 00:11:56,785 --> 00:11:59,166 - I MEAN, YOU'RE A SMART GUY. 343 00:11:59,201 --> 00:12:01,410 - YOU THINK SO? 344 00:12:01,444 --> 00:12:03,170 - YEAH. 345 00:12:03,205 --> 00:12:05,552 - YOU HAVE A VERY KIND OPINION OF ME. 346 00:12:05,586 --> 00:12:09,211 AND I APPRECIATE IT. 347 00:12:09,245 --> 00:12:13,146 - I'M JUST BEING HONEST. 348 00:12:15,942 --> 00:12:17,944 [snorts] SORRY. 349 00:12:17,978 --> 00:12:19,462 OW. - CAREFUL. 350 00:12:19,497 --> 00:12:20,981 DON'T KNOCK YOUR TEETH OUT. 351 00:12:24,985 --> 00:12:26,262 - I SHOULD PROBABLY-- - YOU GOT TO GO SOMEWHERE? 352 00:12:26,297 --> 00:12:30,922 - YEAH. 353 00:12:30,957 --> 00:12:35,893 UM... 354 00:12:35,927 --> 00:12:37,964 THANK YOU. 355 00:12:37,998 --> 00:12:42,209 - THANK YOU. - UM... 356 00:12:42,244 --> 00:12:43,555 DO I... 357 00:13:07,165 --> 00:13:08,097 - OKAY, AND ONCE THE DOUGH HAS CHILLED FOR 20 MINUTES, 358 00:13:08,132 --> 00:13:10,306 THEN WE NEED TO PUT IT ON A BOARD AND... 359 00:13:10,341 --> 00:13:12,550 OKAY, WORK IT INTO SHAPE. 360 00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:15,346 - IT'S IN SHAPE. IT'S IN... 361 00:13:17,451 --> 00:13:18,590 GREAT SHAPE. 362 00:13:18,625 --> 00:13:19,591 - GOOD, SO THEN WE NEED 363 00:13:19,626 --> 00:13:20,972 TO WORK THE DOUGH 364 00:13:21,007 --> 00:13:23,112 UNTIL IT COMES TOGETHER. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 365 00:13:23,147 --> 00:13:26,426 - IT MEANS THE DOUGH FORMS INTO A COHESIVE UNIT. 366 00:13:26,460 --> 00:13:31,224 AND ALL THE INGREDIENTS COME TOGETHER 367 00:13:31,258 --> 00:13:34,883 TO DO WHAT NATURE INTENDED FLOUR AND BUTTER 368 00:13:34,917 --> 00:13:38,058 AND BAKING SODA TO DO. 369 00:13:38,093 --> 00:13:41,027 - HEY. 370 00:13:41,061 --> 00:13:43,201 ARE YOU OKAY OVER THERE? 371 00:13:43,236 --> 00:13:45,169 - AM I OKAY? NO. 372 00:13:45,203 --> 00:13:49,069 NO, JULIA, I'M MAKING LOVE TO DOUGH. 373 00:13:49,104 --> 00:13:53,108 - ♪ FROM A BIRD'S EYE VIEW, YOU CAN SEE IT ♪ 374 00:13:53,142 --> 00:13:56,628 ♪ IT'S SUBLIME AND IT'S ABSURD ♪ 375 00:13:56,663 --> 00:13:58,320 - I LOVE YOU. 376 00:13:58,354 --> 00:14:02,324 - MM. YOU PICK THE STRANGEST TIMES TO SAY THAT. 377 00:14:04,567 --> 00:14:06,984 - IT'S WITHIN THE NEXT 24 HOURS. 378 00:14:07,018 --> 00:14:08,088 - YEAH. DO YOU HAVE TO LEAN OVER? 379 00:14:08,123 --> 00:14:09,469 - OKAY. WOW. 380 00:14:09,503 --> 00:14:12,299 ALL RIGHT. THE CLOCK IS TICKING, OKAY? 381 00:14:12,334 --> 00:14:14,439 - MM-HMM. - HEY. 382 00:14:14,474 --> 00:14:17,270 I WILL MAKE IT SO WORTH YOUR WAIT. 383 00:14:17,304 --> 00:14:22,206 - ♪ LOVE IS A DIRTY WORD 384 00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:23,276 - THAT'S NOT NICE. 385 00:14:23,310 --> 00:14:25,657 WHAT YOU JUST DID. 386 00:14:25,692 --> 00:14:27,176 - ♪ LOVE IS A DIRTY WORD 387 00:14:27,211 --> 00:14:29,144 - [indistinct muttering] 388 00:14:29,178 --> 00:14:32,319 [door shuts] - HI. 389 00:14:32,354 --> 00:14:34,390 DID WE HAVE AN APPOINTMENT? 390 00:14:34,425 --> 00:14:37,255 - THIS IS SOMETHING I GIVE TO ALL THE PEOPLE THAT HIRE ME. 391 00:14:37,290 --> 00:14:39,292 IT'S A SMILING PLUSH CRICKET. 392 00:14:40,534 --> 00:14:42,260 CRICKETS CAN'T ACTUALLY SMILE, THOUGH. 393 00:14:42,295 --> 00:14:44,055 THAT WOULD BE ANTHROPOMORPHIZING. 394 00:14:44,090 --> 00:14:47,265 BUT A THOUGHTFUL GIFT HELPS CREATE REPEAT BUSINESS. 395 00:14:47,300 --> 00:14:48,922 - THAT'S TRUE, AND IT'S REALLY CUTE AND NICE 396 00:14:48,957 --> 00:14:51,131 AND SMILING IN ITS ANTHRO-- 397 00:14:51,166 --> 00:14:52,201 HEY, HONEY. - HEY. 398 00:14:52,236 --> 00:14:53,237 ANDY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 399 00:14:53,271 --> 00:14:55,101 - I'M HERE TO MEASURE FOR THE SHOW SATURDAY. 400 00:14:55,135 --> 00:14:56,343 I ALWAYS MEASURE TWO DAYS AHEAD. 401 00:14:56,378 --> 00:14:59,381 - UH... 402 00:14:59,415 --> 00:15:01,452 - I DIDN'T CALL HIM. 403 00:15:01,486 --> 00:15:03,178 - HONEY, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS. - I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 404 00:15:03,212 --> 00:15:04,455 - HE BROUGHT US A PLUSH CRICKET. 405 00:15:04,489 --> 00:15:05,283 - HONEY, HE'S GOING IN THE HOUSE. 406 00:15:05,318 --> 00:15:07,389 - OKAY, WELL, THEN DO SOMETHING. 407 00:15:07,423 --> 00:15:10,426 - HEY. 408 00:15:13,982 --> 00:15:15,984 - WHAT IS HE DOING? - HE DOESN'T LOOK VERY HAPPY. 409 00:15:16,018 --> 00:15:17,330 - WHAT IS THAT? - I DON'T KNOW. 410 00:15:17,364 --> 00:15:19,297 HE DOESN'T LOOK HAPPY. - I HAVE NO IDEA, MAX. 411 00:15:19,332 --> 00:15:20,229 - DOES THIS MEAN HE'S NOT GONNA DO MY PARTY? 412 00:15:20,264 --> 00:15:22,093 - OH, NO. - WE DON'T KNOW. 413 00:15:22,128 --> 00:15:23,405 I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING. 414 00:15:23,439 --> 00:15:24,440 - MAX. - ARE YOU GONNA DO MY PARTY? 415 00:15:24,475 --> 00:15:25,510 - NO. - WHY? 416 00:15:25,545 --> 00:15:26,753 - YOUR YARD HAS NO SUN PROTECTION. 417 00:15:26,787 --> 00:15:28,203 MY BUGS WILL FRY OUT HERE. 418 00:15:28,237 --> 00:15:30,343 - WE CAN DO IT INSIDE. CAN WE DO IT INSIDE? 419 00:15:30,377 --> 00:15:32,207 WE HAVE TO. - IT'S OKAY. 420 00:15:32,241 --> 00:15:33,760 - WE CAN DO IT INSIDE. - MAX, CALM DOWN. 421 00:15:33,794 --> 00:15:35,417 - ANDY, ANDY, IS IT POSSIBLE 422 00:15:35,451 --> 00:15:38,006 TO DO THE SHOW INSIDE? 423 00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:39,766 - LET ME TAKE SOME MEASUREMENTS. - YES! 424 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:41,595 HE'S TAKING MEASUREMENTS. - WHOO-HOO! 425 00:15:41,630 --> 00:15:44,219 - ADAM, WAY TOO LOUD. I'M TRYING TO WORK HERE. 426 00:15:47,325 --> 00:15:48,775 - CAN'T FIRE HIM NOW. - I'M NOT. 427 00:15:48,809 --> 00:15:50,466 YOU WANTED TO. - YOU WANT ME TO GRAB THIS KIT? 428 00:15:50,501 --> 00:15:52,710 - NO, ONLY I TOUCH IT. 429 00:15:56,748 --> 00:15:58,992 - IT'S GONNA BE GREAT. 430 00:16:08,519 --> 00:16:10,728 [door shuts] 431 00:16:12,626 --> 00:16:14,318 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 432 00:16:16,630 --> 00:16:19,530 - THIS FIGHT IS SO POINTLESS. 433 00:16:19,564 --> 00:16:22,360 I DON'T KNOW HOW IT BLEW UP TO THIS POINT, 434 00:16:22,395 --> 00:16:25,191 BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING. 435 00:16:25,225 --> 00:16:28,470 I MEAN... 436 00:16:28,504 --> 00:16:31,300 DID YOU JUST WAKE UP AND DECIDE THAT YOU DON'T LIKE ME ANYMORE? 437 00:16:31,335 --> 00:16:35,787 OR THAT I'M NOT WORTH WORKING THIS OUT? 438 00:16:35,822 --> 00:16:40,344 I DON'T LIKE IT. 439 00:16:40,378 --> 00:16:44,244 - YEAH, WELL, I DON'T LIKE HAVING TO EXPLAIN TO JABBAR 440 00:16:44,279 --> 00:16:45,728 WHY HIS FATHER'S NOT HOME. 441 00:16:45,763 --> 00:16:50,354 CROSBY, WE HAVE ISSUES, 442 00:16:50,388 --> 00:16:55,497 AND WE'RE TRYING TO OVERCOME THESE ISSUES 443 00:16:55,531 --> 00:16:58,465 BECAUSE WE WANT TO BE TOGETHER. 444 00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:02,331 BUT JUST BECAUSE WE WANT IT 445 00:17:02,366 --> 00:17:05,438 DOESN'T MEAN IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO. 446 00:17:05,472 --> 00:17:08,544 I THINK WE NEED SOME TIME... 447 00:17:08,579 --> 00:17:13,066 TO FIGURE OUT WHAT WE REALLY WANT. 448 00:17:13,101 --> 00:17:15,827 I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE 449 00:17:15,862 --> 00:17:17,346 THAT I'M MAKING THE RIGHT DECISION 450 00:17:17,381 --> 00:17:19,348 FOR THE RIGHT REASONS. 451 00:17:19,383 --> 00:17:22,593 YOU SHOULD DO THE SAME. 452 00:17:31,188 --> 00:17:33,569 - WELL, THAT SCARES ME. 453 00:17:33,604 --> 00:17:37,401 - ME TOO. 454 00:17:43,476 --> 00:17:46,824 [door closes, approaching footsteps] 455 00:17:46,858 --> 00:17:49,171 - ZEEK. 456 00:17:49,206 --> 00:17:50,414 - HOW YOU DOING? 457 00:17:50,448 --> 00:17:53,313 - GOOD. 458 00:17:56,385 --> 00:17:59,181 - YOU SOBER? 459 00:17:59,216 --> 00:18:00,182 - YEAH. 460 00:18:00,217 --> 00:18:01,183 YEAH, I AM. 461 00:18:01,218 --> 00:18:02,391 NINE MONTHS. 462 00:18:02,426 --> 00:18:05,360 - WELL, THAT'S A GOOD THING. - YEAH. 463 00:18:05,394 --> 00:18:06,568 - SO, I MEAN, HEY, YOU DON'T HAVE 464 00:18:06,602 --> 00:18:07,707 TO WAIT OUT HERE FOR DREW. 465 00:18:07,741 --> 00:18:08,673 COME ON INSIDE. 466 00:18:08,708 --> 00:18:10,365 - NO, THANKS. I'M GOOD. 467 00:18:10,399 --> 00:18:12,160 I'LL WAIT OUT HERE. 468 00:18:12,194 --> 00:18:14,196 - OKAY. 469 00:18:19,201 --> 00:18:20,444 YOU KNOW, SETH, I THINK WHAT YOU'RE DOING, 470 00:18:20,478 --> 00:18:22,687 IT'S A GOOD THING. 471 00:18:22,722 --> 00:18:24,931 - WHAT'S THAT? WAITING OUT HERE? 472 00:18:24,965 --> 00:18:26,312 - NO. [laughs] 473 00:18:26,346 --> 00:18:29,177 NO, YOU KNOW, WANTING TO SEE YOUR SON. 474 00:18:29,211 --> 00:18:31,834 WANTING TO SEE DREW. I MEAN, HE MISSED YOU. 475 00:18:31,869 --> 00:18:34,182 - LOOK, ZEEK, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS. 476 00:18:34,216 --> 00:18:35,183 I MEAN, YOU DON'T LIKE ME. 477 00:18:35,217 --> 00:18:36,184 AND I DON'T LIKE YOU. 478 00:18:36,218 --> 00:18:39,290 SO LET'S JUST BE CIVIL 479 00:18:39,325 --> 00:18:41,189 TO EACH OTHER WHEN DREW'S AROUND, 480 00:18:41,223 --> 00:18:44,295 AND, THE REST OF THE TIME, LET'S NOT TALK, OKAY? 481 00:18:48,299 --> 00:18:51,613 - ALL RIGHT, SETH. - ALL RIGHT. 482 00:18:58,309 --> 00:19:02,244 - I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE HOSPITABLE, SETH. 483 00:19:02,279 --> 00:19:03,866 YOU KNOW? 484 00:19:03,901 --> 00:19:05,661 AND THERE WAS A LITTLE BIT OF FORGIVENESS IN ALL THAT. 485 00:19:05,696 --> 00:19:07,353 - GOD, YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLE. 486 00:19:07,387 --> 00:19:11,322 I MEAN, YOU JUST-- ZEEK, YOU DON'T CHANGE. 487 00:19:11,357 --> 00:19:12,427 - YEAH? 488 00:19:12,461 --> 00:19:14,774 SO? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 489 00:19:14,808 --> 00:19:19,744 - IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU, ALWAYS. 490 00:19:19,779 --> 00:19:21,677 "I'M JUST TRYING TO BE HOSPITABLE. 491 00:19:21,712 --> 00:19:23,300 "HEY, COME ON IN. YOU'RE A GOOD GUY. 492 00:19:23,334 --> 00:19:25,233 [muttering]" 493 00:19:25,267 --> 00:19:26,406 YOU KNOW, FORGET IT. 494 00:19:26,441 --> 00:19:29,375 - YEAH, JUST TRYING TO BE FRIENDLY. 495 00:19:29,409 --> 00:19:31,618 - I KNOW. - HEY, WHY IS IT YOU ALWAYS TAKE 496 00:19:31,653 --> 00:19:35,243 SOMETHING GOOD, SETH, SOMEBODY TRYING TO BE COMPASSIONATE, 497 00:19:35,277 --> 00:19:38,246 AND YOU JUST TURN IT INTO CRAP? 498 00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:40,351 WHY DO YOU DO THAT? 499 00:19:40,386 --> 00:19:41,904 - WOW, YOU SOUND LIKE YOUR DAUGHTER. 500 00:19:41,939 --> 00:19:43,734 - HEY. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 501 00:19:43,768 --> 00:19:47,462 YOU NEVER TALK ABOUT MY DAUGHTER EVER IN FRONT OF ME, 502 00:19:47,496 --> 00:19:50,568 DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT? 503 00:19:50,603 --> 00:19:54,434 AND I THINK IT'S GREAT THAT YOU WANT TO SEE DREW. 504 00:19:54,469 --> 00:19:56,609 BUT YOU HARM THAT BOY, 505 00:19:56,643 --> 00:20:01,027 AND I WILL SHOVE THAT GUITAR SO FAR DOWN YOUR THROAT, 506 00:20:01,061 --> 00:20:04,548 YOU'LL BE PLAYING IT WITH YOUR TONGUE. 507 00:20:06,688 --> 00:20:08,552 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 508 00:20:08,586 --> 00:20:10,347 DAD, ARE YOU OKAY? 509 00:20:10,381 --> 00:20:12,901 - IT'S OKAY, DREW. - WHAT WAS THAT? 510 00:20:12,935 --> 00:20:14,903 NO, IT'S NOT OKAY. 511 00:20:14,937 --> 00:20:16,422 - IT'S ALL RIGHT. - COME ON, DAD. 512 00:20:16,456 --> 00:20:19,563 - [clears throat] 513 00:20:19,597 --> 00:20:21,703 [door shuts] 514 00:20:21,737 --> 00:20:23,222 [engine starts] 515 00:20:42,586 --> 00:20:43,966 - THANK YOU. 516 00:20:44,001 --> 00:20:46,452 - YOU KNOW, I RESERVED THE CAGE FOR 5:30, 517 00:20:46,486 --> 00:20:47,936 BUT THEY'RE STILL IN THERE. 518 00:20:47,970 --> 00:20:52,941 - HEY, DAD, DID GRANDPA SAY SOMETHING TO YOU EARLIER 519 00:20:52,975 --> 00:20:54,943 THAT UPSET YOU? 'CAUSE, IF HE DID, 520 00:20:54,977 --> 00:20:56,600 LIKE, DON'T BE OFFENDED BY IT OR ANYTHING. 521 00:20:56,634 --> 00:20:58,429 I MEAN, IT'S JUST HIM. IT'S JUST THE WAY HE ACTS. 522 00:20:58,464 --> 00:20:59,948 - HEY, I KNOW ALL ABOUT ZEEK. 523 00:20:59,982 --> 00:21:01,950 ALL RIGHT? 524 00:21:01,984 --> 00:21:02,951 WHERE ARE YOU FROM? 525 00:21:02,985 --> 00:21:04,055 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 526 00:21:04,090 --> 00:21:05,850 - WELL, YOU'RE NOT LIKE YOUR MOTHER, 527 00:21:05,885 --> 00:21:07,818 AND YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME. 528 00:21:07,852 --> 00:21:11,649 - THAT'S NOT TRUE. 529 00:21:11,684 --> 00:21:16,585 - I'M SORRY THAT I'M NOT EVERYTHING I'M SUPPOSED TO BE. 530 00:21:16,620 --> 00:21:19,381 WE ARE WHO WE ARE. 531 00:21:19,416 --> 00:21:23,730 IT'S HARD HAVING PEOPLE TELL YOU THAT YOU DON'T ADD UP 532 00:21:23,765 --> 00:21:26,457 EVEN IF YOU DON'T ADD UP. 533 00:21:26,492 --> 00:21:29,564 - ♪ I'LL MEET YOU SOMEDAY 534 00:21:29,598 --> 00:21:31,704 - HEY, GUYS, COME ON, CLEAR THE CAGE. 535 00:21:31,738 --> 00:21:32,774 YOU'RE TEN MINUTES OVER. 536 00:21:32,808 --> 00:21:34,016 - WHATEVER, DUDE. 537 00:21:34,051 --> 00:21:35,984 - MAN, COME ON. - WHATEVER, DUDE. 538 00:21:36,018 --> 00:21:37,951 - I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT YOU, MAN. 539 00:21:37,986 --> 00:21:40,368 - IT'S FINE. THEY'RE JUST BEING JERKS. 540 00:21:40,402 --> 00:21:41,886 - NOT TO ME AND YOU, THEY'RE NOT. 541 00:21:41,921 --> 00:21:44,441 - YEAH, OKAY. 542 00:21:44,475 --> 00:21:45,994 - HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MAN? 543 00:21:46,028 --> 00:21:47,340 - LET'S GO, BOYS. 544 00:21:47,375 --> 00:21:49,377 OH, LET'S PLAY A LITTLE BASEBALL. 545 00:21:49,411 --> 00:21:54,554 [overlapping chatter] 546 00:21:54,589 --> 00:21:56,349 LOOK WHO'S TOUGH GUYS NOW. 547 00:21:56,384 --> 00:21:58,006 COME ON, KID. 548 00:21:58,040 --> 00:22:00,664 OKAY, THAT WAS A LITTLE OVER THE TOP. 549 00:22:00,698 --> 00:22:02,390 - REALLY, IT WASN'T AT ALL. 550 00:22:02,424 --> 00:22:03,943 - [laughs] 551 00:22:03,977 --> 00:22:06,946 OKAY. 552 00:22:06,980 --> 00:22:08,119 COME ON, SON. 553 00:22:08,154 --> 00:22:09,120 LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT. 554 00:22:09,155 --> 00:22:12,779 - HEY, DAD, YOU DO ADD UP. 555 00:22:12,814 --> 00:22:14,540 SERIOUSLY. 556 00:22:16,783 --> 00:22:17,922 - THANKS, BUDDY. 557 00:22:17,957 --> 00:22:20,097 - YEAH. 558 00:22:20,131 --> 00:22:23,687 - ALL RIGHT, PUT ONE OVER THAT BIG GREEN WALL. 559 00:22:23,721 --> 00:22:25,447 OH, YEAH! 560 00:22:25,482 --> 00:22:27,173 - DAD, JUST REMEMBER, THERE HAS TO BE 561 00:22:27,207 --> 00:22:28,933 THE SAME AMOUNT OF EACH THING IN EACH ONE. 562 00:22:28,968 --> 00:22:31,177 - YES, AMY, YES. - I'M GIVING EVERYBODY ONE... 563 00:22:31,211 --> 00:22:32,834 - WE'RE VERY EXCITED. I'M MAKING-- 564 00:22:32,868 --> 00:22:35,008 THE CUPCAKES ARE GLUTEN-FREE. I'M MAKING THEM MYSELF. 565 00:22:35,043 --> 00:22:36,907 ALL GLUTEN-FREE. DIFFERENT VARIETIES. 566 00:22:36,941 --> 00:22:38,184 EVERYTHING. OKAY? 567 00:22:38,218 --> 00:22:39,806 YEAH, WE'RE EXCITED. 568 00:22:39,841 --> 00:22:42,084 OKAY, WE'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW. BYE. 569 00:22:42,119 --> 00:22:43,914 THESE PARENTS ARE CRAZY. SHE'S CRAZY. 570 00:22:43,948 --> 00:22:45,398 THAT'S THE THIRD TIME SHE'S ASKED ME 571 00:22:45,433 --> 00:22:46,537 IF THE CAKE IS GLUTEN-FREE. 572 00:22:46,572 --> 00:22:47,435 - WELL, HONEY, THEY'RE JUST TRYING 573 00:22:47,469 --> 00:22:48,988 TO GET THEIR-- - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 574 00:22:49,022 --> 00:22:50,023 - SHE'S GIVING ME A TATTOO. - NO, NO. 575 00:22:50,058 --> 00:22:51,611 YOU GUYS, WE ONLY HAVE A FEW OF THOSE TATTOOS. 576 00:22:51,646 --> 00:22:53,441 TAKE IT OFF. 577 00:22:53,475 --> 00:22:56,064 HADDIE, PLEASE TAKE IT-- DO SOMETHING, PLEASE. 578 00:22:56,098 --> 00:22:57,617 YOU GUYS GOOD IN HERE? 579 00:22:57,652 --> 00:22:58,687 EVERYTHING GOOD? YOU NEED MORE-- 580 00:22:58,722 --> 00:22:59,826 YOU NEED MORE BALLS. 581 00:22:59,861 --> 00:23:02,450 - NO, NO, WE HAVE PLENTY OF BALLS. 582 00:23:02,484 --> 00:23:03,451 DON'T BE A PERV. - OKAY. 583 00:23:03,485 --> 00:23:04,935 JUST HOLLER IF YOU NEED ME. 584 00:23:04,969 --> 00:23:07,627 - IT'S PRETTY GOOD, HUH? WHAT DO YOU THINK? 585 00:23:07,662 --> 00:23:09,698 - I THINK IT'S PRETTY GOOD. 586 00:23:09,733 --> 00:23:14,910 - HEY, I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT THE END 587 00:23:14,945 --> 00:23:16,533 OF OUR MARGARITA DRINK. 588 00:23:16,567 --> 00:23:18,535 I KIND OF CROSSED THE LINE, I THINK. 589 00:23:18,569 --> 00:23:20,053 - NO, I'M SORRY TOO. 590 00:23:20,088 --> 00:23:21,814 IT'S MINE. - IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. 591 00:23:21,848 --> 00:23:24,230 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING. 592 00:23:24,264 --> 00:23:27,544 I MEAN, I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND-- 593 00:23:27,578 --> 00:23:28,890 - ABSOLUTELY. OF COURSE. 594 00:23:28,924 --> 00:23:30,616 AND SHE'S YOUR FIANCEE, BY THE WAY. 595 00:23:30,650 --> 00:23:31,858 AND SHE'S AMAZING. 596 00:23:31,893 --> 00:23:32,963 AND ALSO I WORK HERE, 597 00:23:32,997 --> 00:23:33,791 AND I DON'T WANT TO MESS THAT UP. 598 00:23:33,826 --> 00:23:35,724 AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING. 599 00:23:35,759 --> 00:23:38,796 IT'S FINE. IT'S FINE. 600 00:23:42,041 --> 00:23:42,973 - OH, MY GOD. 601 00:23:43,007 --> 00:23:45,493 [chatter] 602 00:23:45,527 --> 00:23:48,012 WOW. NICE VEST, HOLT. 603 00:23:48,047 --> 00:23:48,944 WHAT, DID YOU MUG A JONAS BROTHER? 604 00:23:48,979 --> 00:23:51,602 - UM, I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS, SO NO. 605 00:23:51,637 --> 00:23:53,949 - HEY, YOU KNOW, HOLT, 606 00:23:53,984 --> 00:23:56,262 I HEARD THAT FOREVER 21 IS HAVING A SALE, 607 00:23:56,296 --> 00:23:58,678 SO, YOU KNOW, GO AND PICK UP A NICE PURSE 608 00:23:58,713 --> 00:23:59,955 FOR THIS. 609 00:23:59,990 --> 00:24:02,026 - OKAY, IT'S MY DAD'S, AND HE WAS ON TOUR, 610 00:24:02,061 --> 00:24:02,958 AND HE GAVE IT TO ME AFTERWARD. 611 00:24:02,993 --> 00:24:04,201 - OH, HE WAS ON TOUR. 612 00:24:04,235 --> 00:24:05,271 HIS DAD WAS ON TOUR. 613 00:24:05,305 --> 00:24:06,790 - YOU KNOW WHAT, ARNIE? 614 00:24:10,759 --> 00:24:13,693 [students shouting and cheering] 615 00:24:14,729 --> 00:24:16,040 - HEY, HEY, HEY. 616 00:24:16,075 --> 00:24:17,766 - HEY, GET OFF ME, MAN. 617 00:24:17,801 --> 00:24:19,147 - GET UP. ALL RIGHT, MY OFFICE. 618 00:24:19,181 --> 00:24:21,252 GO NOW. GO. 619 00:24:21,287 --> 00:24:22,702 - THEY'RE GOOD, HUH? 620 00:24:22,737 --> 00:24:24,083 - AS LONG AS YOU SHARE. 621 00:24:24,117 --> 00:24:25,843 - YEAH, THEY ARE GOOD. 622 00:24:25,878 --> 00:24:26,879 - GIVE IT HERE. - MM. 623 00:24:26,913 --> 00:24:28,674 - WHAT? - I'M SORRY, NO OFFENSE. 624 00:24:28,708 --> 00:24:29,951 - ARE YOU CHOKING? - I'M SORRY. 625 00:24:29,985 --> 00:24:31,815 - WHAT? 626 00:24:31,849 --> 00:24:33,851 - IT JUST KIND OF-- THEY TASTE WEIRD. 627 00:24:33,886 --> 00:24:36,267 WHAT-- - THEY'RE GLUTEN-FREE. 628 00:24:36,302 --> 00:24:37,268 - YOU KNOW WHAT, NOW IT'S ACTUALLY TASTING BETTER. 629 00:24:37,303 --> 00:24:38,166 - THAT'S JOEL. 630 00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:39,961 CAN YOU CHECK AND SEE WHAT HE WANTS? 631 00:24:39,995 --> 00:24:41,514 I DON'T WANT TO TASTE IT. 632 00:24:41,549 --> 00:24:42,964 YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE FACE THAT YOU MADE 633 00:24:42,998 --> 00:24:43,930 WHEN YOU TASTED IT. I'M NOT GONNA TASTE IT. 634 00:24:43,965 --> 00:24:46,070 - IT TASTES LIKE SAND WITH SUGAR IN IT. 635 00:24:46,105 --> 00:24:47,900 WHAT IS IT? - DOES HE WANT SOMETHING? 636 00:24:47,934 --> 00:24:50,074 - HE DOES WANT SOMETHING. - WHAT DOES HE WANT? 637 00:24:50,109 --> 00:24:51,697 - I CAN'T SAY IT. - [gasps] 638 00:24:51,731 --> 00:24:53,526 OHH! - I'M NERVOUS. I'M SWEATING. 639 00:24:53,561 --> 00:24:54,907 - WHAT IS HAPPENING? 640 00:24:54,941 --> 00:24:58,531 - NOTHING. - READY? "JULIA, I CAN'T STOP 641 00:24:58,566 --> 00:24:59,912 "THINKING ABOUT YOUR ASS. 642 00:24:59,946 --> 00:25:02,155 WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?" 643 00:25:02,190 --> 00:25:04,157 I KNOW HOW TO HANDLE THIS, OKAY? 644 00:25:04,192 --> 00:25:05,331 NO, NO. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND 645 00:25:05,365 --> 00:25:06,574 WHAT THE MEN-- - I'M GONNA WIPE THIS-- 646 00:25:06,608 --> 00:25:08,748 - I'M WEARING A GIANT MUUMUU... 647 00:25:08,783 --> 00:25:10,025 - AND A THONG. 648 00:25:10,060 --> 00:25:11,924 - OH, MY-- - AND A THONG. 649 00:25:11,958 --> 00:25:13,097 - THEY LOVE THAT. WITH A BATHROBE. 650 00:25:13,132 --> 00:25:14,202 - [laughs] - HERE. 651 00:25:14,236 --> 00:25:15,341 - THANK YOU. - WRITE HIM BACK. 652 00:25:15,375 --> 00:25:16,791 [cell phone rings] 653 00:25:16,825 --> 00:25:18,206 - OH, MY GOD. AND NOW MY PHONE. 654 00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:19,345 - WONDERFUL. 655 00:25:19,379 --> 00:25:20,346 - OH, THAT WAS THE BEST THING EVER. 656 00:25:20,380 --> 00:25:21,347 HELLO? - I'M NOT MAKING FUN 657 00:25:21,381 --> 00:25:22,555 OF YOU AT ALL. - THANK YOU. 658 00:25:22,590 --> 00:25:23,660 - WHO? - IT'S KIND OF AMAZING. 659 00:25:23,694 --> 00:25:24,764 - IT'S SCHOOL. - I'M SORRY. 660 00:25:24,799 --> 00:25:25,765 - I'M SORRY. I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 661 00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:27,077 ARE YOU KIDDING? 662 00:25:27,111 --> 00:25:28,768 I WILL BE RIGHT THERE. I'M ON MY WAY. 663 00:25:28,803 --> 00:25:29,907 IT'LL TAKE ME ABOUT 25 MINUTES. 664 00:25:29,942 --> 00:25:31,771 THANK YOU. I HAVE TO GO. 665 00:25:31,806 --> 00:25:33,186 IT'S SCHOOL. - IT'S AMBER? 666 00:25:33,221 --> 00:25:34,774 - NO. IT'S DREW. 667 00:25:34,809 --> 00:25:35,982 - IS HE OKAY? - I DON'T KNOW. 668 00:25:36,017 --> 00:25:37,812 I DON'T KNOW. I'LL CALL YOU. 669 00:25:39,158 --> 00:25:43,749 - HEY. 670 00:25:43,783 --> 00:25:45,578 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 671 00:25:45,613 --> 00:25:47,649 - I'M WAITING FOR YOU SO WE CAN GO TALK TO THE WARDEN. 672 00:25:47,684 --> 00:25:48,995 - WHO CALLED YOU? THEY DON'T HAVE YOUR NUMBER. 673 00:25:49,030 --> 00:25:50,031 - DREW CALLED ME. 674 00:25:50,065 --> 00:25:51,929 HE'S IN THE POKEY RIGHT NOW. 675 00:25:51,964 --> 00:25:54,587 - OH. 676 00:25:54,622 --> 00:25:55,968 - AS I WAS TELLING YOUR HUSBAND OUTSIDE BRIEFLY-- 677 00:25:56,002 --> 00:25:57,694 - EXCUSE ME. I'M SORRY. HE'S NOT MY HUSBAND. 678 00:25:57,728 --> 00:25:58,971 I MEAN, HE WAS MY HUSBAND, BUT HE'S NOT. 679 00:25:59,005 --> 00:26:01,111 BUT I'M A FULLTIME PARENT, YOU KNOW, 680 00:26:01,145 --> 00:26:02,768 WHO'S HERE ALL THE TIME. 681 00:26:02,802 --> 00:26:04,010 HE'S--I MEAN, IT DOESN'T MATTER. 682 00:26:04,045 --> 00:26:05,667 - LOOK, DREW'S A GREAT STUDENT, 683 00:26:05,702 --> 00:26:07,324 AND NEVER BEEN ANY PROBLEMS BEFORE. 684 00:26:07,358 --> 00:26:08,946 BUT, DREW, IF THIS EVER HAPPENS AGAIN, 685 00:26:08,981 --> 00:26:11,017 I WILL NOT HESITATE TO SUSPEND YOU. 686 00:26:11,052 --> 00:26:14,158 - WE UNDERSTAND. WE TOTALLY-- 687 00:26:14,193 --> 00:26:16,022 WE ALL UNDERSTAND. 688 00:26:16,057 --> 00:26:19,163 THANK YOU. 689 00:26:19,198 --> 00:26:20,682 LET ME SEE. 690 00:26:20,717 --> 00:26:22,132 - ELBOWS IN, HANDS UP HIGH. 691 00:26:22,166 --> 00:26:22,960 - I KNOW. I KNOW. 692 00:26:22,995 --> 00:26:24,134 - IS IT SWOLLEN? - I TOLD YOU, KID, 693 00:26:24,168 --> 00:26:25,998 YOU GET IN THE FIRST LICK, 694 00:26:26,032 --> 00:26:27,309 YOU'LL SHUT HIM UP. - THE FIRST? 695 00:26:27,344 --> 00:26:31,279 NO, NO, HONEY, THE MESSAGE IS THAT WE DON'T FIGHT. 696 00:26:31,313 --> 00:26:32,660 - OH, GOD, HERE IT COMES. - THAT DON'T FIGHT. 697 00:26:32,694 --> 00:26:34,040 - HE ALMOST JUST GOT KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL. 698 00:26:34,075 --> 00:26:35,939 - HE KICKED A BULLY'S ASS. - THAT'S NOT THE POINT. 699 00:26:35,973 --> 00:26:37,078 - I DID NOT ALMOST GET KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL. 700 00:26:37,112 --> 00:26:39,080 JUST STOP. YOU'RE ALWAYS TRYING TO BLAME IT ON HIM. 701 00:26:39,114 --> 00:26:40,840 IT'S NOT HIS FAULT, OKAY? 702 00:26:40,875 --> 00:26:41,910 I'M THE ONE WHO PUNCHED THE GUY. 703 00:26:41,945 --> 00:26:44,430 REALLY, MOM, I'M GOING HOME WITH DAD. 704 00:26:44,464 --> 00:26:47,744 I'LL JUST SEE YOU AT THE HOUSE. 705 00:26:47,778 --> 00:26:49,746 - GET IN THERE, KID. - TOO MUCH. 706 00:26:49,780 --> 00:26:51,610 - WEAR A SEATBELT! 707 00:26:53,922 --> 00:26:56,925 [cell phone buzzing] 708 00:26:59,963 --> 00:27:01,758 - HEY. - HEY. 709 00:27:01,792 --> 00:27:04,139 - I'M SO GLAD YOU CALLED. 710 00:27:04,174 --> 00:27:07,349 - LISTEN, I'M REALLY SORRY, 711 00:27:07,384 --> 00:27:10,801 BUT I GOT TO TAKE JABBAR TO THE DESERT FOR A FEW DAYS 712 00:27:10,836 --> 00:27:13,804 TO VISIT MY AUNT. 713 00:27:13,839 --> 00:27:16,980 - WELL, IT'S MAX'S BIRTHDAY TOMORROW. 714 00:27:17,014 --> 00:27:19,051 - I KNOW. I'M REALLY SORRY, 715 00:27:19,085 --> 00:27:22,882 BUT MY AUNT HASN'T BEEN FEELING WELL, 716 00:27:22,917 --> 00:27:24,919 AND MY MOM IS GOING OUT TO HELP HER, 717 00:27:24,953 --> 00:27:29,440 AND I'D LIKE TO GO WITH HER AND BRING JABBAR. 718 00:27:29,475 --> 00:27:31,304 HE HASN'T SEEN HIS AUNT IN A LONG TIME. 719 00:27:34,342 --> 00:27:36,862 - I DON'T THINK THAT'S FAIR. 720 00:27:36,896 --> 00:27:37,828 - I KNOW. 721 00:27:37,863 --> 00:27:40,797 I KNOW IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT THE BRAVERMANS, 722 00:27:40,831 --> 00:27:43,040 BUT JABBAR'S AUNT WOULD REALLY LIKE TO SEE HIM, 723 00:27:43,075 --> 00:27:45,974 AND I'M TAKING HIM, SO... 724 00:27:46,009 --> 00:27:50,841 - JASMINE, WHAT IS GOING ON? 725 00:27:50,876 --> 00:27:52,981 - I DON'T KNOW. 726 00:27:53,016 --> 00:27:57,054 - WE NEED TO GET TOGETHER AND TALK THIS OUT. 727 00:27:57,089 --> 00:27:59,436 I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD GO. 728 00:27:59,470 --> 00:28:04,337 - I'M NOT READY FOR THAT RIGHT NOW, CROSBY. 729 00:28:04,372 --> 00:28:07,858 GOOD-BYE. 730 00:28:16,108 --> 00:28:19,974 [overlapping shouting] 731 00:28:20,008 --> 00:28:21,285 - KIDS, SETTLE DOWN OVER THERE. 732 00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:22,459 - I CAN DO THIS. 733 00:28:22,493 --> 00:28:24,530 - OKAY, NO RUNNING. 734 00:28:24,564 --> 00:28:25,980 - OH, NO. COME ON NOW. 735 00:28:26,014 --> 00:28:27,326 DON'T RUN THROUGH HERE. YOU GUYS. 736 00:28:27,360 --> 00:28:28,845 NO, NO, NO. NO, NO. 737 00:28:28,879 --> 00:28:30,916 YOU GUYS, THE PIÑATA'S FOR LATER. 738 00:28:30,950 --> 00:28:32,193 LATER. KYLE. 739 00:28:32,227 --> 00:28:34,851 WE'RE GONNA WAIT ON THIS, OKAY? 740 00:28:34,885 --> 00:28:36,369 HEY. HEY, ADAM! 741 00:28:36,404 --> 00:28:38,820 ADAM! - NO. 742 00:28:38,855 --> 00:28:40,201 YOU CHEATED. 743 00:28:40,235 --> 00:28:42,065 - YOU WORRIED ABOUT JABBAR? 744 00:28:42,099 --> 00:28:44,895 - HE'S NOT ACTUALLY SICK. 745 00:28:44,930 --> 00:28:46,794 JASMINE DIDN'T WANT TO COME, 746 00:28:46,828 --> 00:28:51,557 SO SHE JUST TOOK HIM TO HER AUNT'S FOR THE WEEKEND. 747 00:28:51,591 --> 00:28:54,733 - I'M SORRY. 748 00:28:59,254 --> 00:29:02,119 - YEAH, IT'S JUST HE'S ALWAYS HAD SENSITIVITY TO NOISE, 749 00:29:02,154 --> 00:29:05,157 SO IF THERE'S ANY WAY WE COULD ASK THE KIDS 750 00:29:05,191 --> 00:29:06,917 TO NOT CLAP AFTER THE BIRTHDAY CANDLES. 751 00:29:06,952 --> 00:29:08,470 - OKAY. - THAT WOULD BE GREAT, 752 00:29:08,505 --> 00:29:11,059 BECAUSE IT'S ANY SUDDEN LOUD NOISE, AND HE JUST GOES BERSERK. 753 00:29:11,094 --> 00:29:13,096 - ABSOLUTELY. - ARE THESE GLUTEN-FREE THEN? 754 00:29:13,130 --> 00:29:14,822 - THE CUPCAKES? 755 00:29:14,856 --> 00:29:15,926 - CAN I TAKE ONE OF THE BUGS OFF? 756 00:29:15,961 --> 00:29:17,307 HE DOESN'T LIKE BUGS. 757 00:29:17,341 --> 00:29:19,585 - ARE YOU MAX'S MOM? - I AM. 758 00:29:19,619 --> 00:29:21,311 - I NEED MY PIZZA WITH JUST CHEESE. 759 00:29:21,345 --> 00:29:22,795 - I'M HIS BROTHER. 760 00:29:22,830 --> 00:29:25,211 HE LIKES HIS PIZZA WITH JUST CHEESE AND NO SAUCE. 761 00:29:25,246 --> 00:29:27,248 - JUST CHEESE? - JUST CHEESE. 762 00:29:27,282 --> 00:29:28,559 NO SAUCE, NO TOPPINGS, NO SPICES, 763 00:29:28,594 --> 00:29:30,561 NO PEPPERONI, JUST CHEESE. 764 00:29:30,596 --> 00:29:31,977 PINEAPPLES ARE OKAY. 765 00:29:32,011 --> 00:29:33,254 - JUST CHEESE PIZZA. 766 00:29:33,288 --> 00:29:35,221 - YOU ALL RIGHT? - MM-HMM. 767 00:29:35,256 --> 00:29:36,326 - JUST CHEESE. - HEY, HENRY, YOU KNOW 768 00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:37,327 WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO? WE'RE GONNA MAKE 769 00:29:37,361 --> 00:29:38,535 A VERY SPECIAL PIZZA ORDER 770 00:29:38,569 --> 00:29:40,157 JUST FOR YOU RIGHT NOW, OKAY? 771 00:29:40,192 --> 00:29:41,814 ALL RIGHT, WITH JUST CHEESE. 772 00:29:41,849 --> 00:29:44,230 [doorbell rings] UH... 773 00:29:44,265 --> 00:29:45,542 THERE'S ANDY. - OKAY. 774 00:29:45,576 --> 00:29:48,372 - MY KID DOESN'T EAT CHEESE. 775 00:29:51,272 --> 00:29:52,929 - HOWDY. 776 00:29:52,963 --> 00:29:54,378 OH, HEY, YOU MUST BE THE BUG GUY. 777 00:29:54,413 --> 00:29:55,932 - I'M HERE TO SET UP FOR THE SHOW. 778 00:29:55,966 --> 00:29:57,830 - YEAH, SURE, COME ON IN. 779 00:29:57,865 --> 00:29:59,107 YOU NEED SOME HELP THERE? 780 00:29:59,142 --> 00:30:00,143 - I SET UP BY MYSELF. 781 00:30:00,177 --> 00:30:02,939 - OKAY. WOW, THAT'S A NICE RIG. 782 00:30:02,973 --> 00:30:04,526 I BET YOU GET THE LADYBUGS WITH THAT ONE, HUH? 783 00:30:04,561 --> 00:30:06,597 - LADYBUGS ARE HERMAPHRODITIC. - WHAT'D YOU SAY? 784 00:30:06,632 --> 00:30:08,185 - HELLO, ANDY. - YES, SETTING UP. 785 00:30:08,220 --> 00:30:09,946 [door shuts] 786 00:30:09,980 --> 00:30:11,602 - HEY. - WELL, THAT GUY'S KIND OF RUDE. 787 00:30:11,637 --> 00:30:14,467 - WELL, ACTUALLY, DAD, HE HAS ASPERGER'S. 788 00:30:14,502 --> 00:30:17,229 - OH, COME ON. NO, HE DOESN'T. 789 00:30:17,263 --> 00:30:19,127 - DAD, HE HAS ASPERGER'S LIKE MAX. 790 00:30:19,162 --> 00:30:21,198 - REALLY? - YEAH. 791 00:30:21,233 --> 00:30:23,028 - AND HE'S GOT HIS OWN BUSINESS THERE? 792 00:30:23,062 --> 00:30:24,305 - YEAH. IT'S HIS OWN BUG... 793 00:30:24,339 --> 00:30:26,065 - NO TOUCHING THE GLOSSY DISPLAY ELEMENTS. 794 00:30:26,100 --> 00:30:27,929 FINGERPRINTS. FINGERPRINTS. - BUSINESS. 795 00:30:27,964 --> 00:30:29,103 - THAT'S GREAT. 796 00:30:29,137 --> 00:30:30,414 - YEAH, I HOPE SO, 'CAUSE THERE'S ONLY 797 00:30:30,449 --> 00:30:32,244 ABOUT A MILLION WAYS THIS COULD GO WRONG 798 00:30:32,278 --> 00:30:34,108 AND SEND THIS ENTIRE PARTY INTO A GIANT GROUP MELTDOWN. 799 00:30:34,142 --> 00:30:35,109 SO-- - OH, GOD! 800 00:30:35,143 --> 00:30:36,213 - YEAH, HONEY. 801 00:30:36,248 --> 00:30:37,387 - FINGERPRINTS. FINGERPRINTS. 802 00:30:37,421 --> 00:30:38,457 NO TOUCHING. NO TOUCHING. 803 00:30:38,491 --> 00:30:39,630 - GABY, IT'S AMAZING ANDY, 804 00:30:39,665 --> 00:30:41,909 AND HE'S-- HE'S AMAZING. 805 00:30:41,943 --> 00:30:43,427 - PLEASE, NO AUDIENCE YET. 806 00:30:43,462 --> 00:30:45,498 - I'VE NEVER SEEN SOME OF THESE BEFORE. 807 00:30:45,533 --> 00:30:48,294 - TOO SOON FOR AUDIENCE. TOO SOON FOR AUDIENCE. 808 00:30:48,329 --> 00:30:50,124 ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE MUST LEAVE. 809 00:30:50,158 --> 00:30:52,091 I'M SETTING UP THE PERFORMANCE SPACE. 810 00:30:52,126 --> 00:30:53,230 - YOU NEED A LITTLE HELP THERE? 811 00:30:53,265 --> 00:30:54,542 - I'M GOOD. I'M GOOD. 812 00:30:54,576 --> 00:30:57,131 - ARE YOU SURE? I CAN JUST GRAB SOME OF THIS STUFF OVER HERE-- 813 00:30:57,165 --> 00:30:59,029 - ALL AUDIENCE MEMBERS, LEAVE THE AUDITORIUM, PLEASE. 814 00:30:59,064 --> 00:31:01,549 - DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, ANDY. I GOT IT. 815 00:31:01,583 --> 00:31:02,619 JOEL, YOU CAN'T FOOL AROUND HERE. 816 00:31:02,653 --> 00:31:03,931 NO TOUCH-- DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING. 817 00:31:03,965 --> 00:31:05,001 COME ON. I GOT IT. 818 00:31:05,035 --> 00:31:06,485 - JOEL, BABY, HI, HI. 819 00:31:06,519 --> 00:31:07,900 COME HERE. I GOT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 820 00:31:07,935 --> 00:31:10,351 - UH-HUH. - HEY. PAY ATTENTION. 821 00:31:10,385 --> 00:31:11,628 - YES. - I JUST TOOK THE TEST. 822 00:31:11,662 --> 00:31:13,595 I'M OVULATING. - WAIT, ARE YOU SERIOUS? 823 00:31:13,630 --> 00:31:17,185 - YES. OH, YES. - WAIT. 824 00:31:17,220 --> 00:31:19,153 UM... - SO TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT. 825 00:31:19,187 --> 00:31:20,361 - REALLY? - YES. 826 00:31:20,395 --> 00:31:23,398 - MM. CAN RIGHT NOW BE THE NIGHT? 827 00:31:23,433 --> 00:31:25,228 - REALLY? RIGHT NOW? 828 00:31:25,262 --> 00:31:28,334 - IT'S A LONG TIME BEFORE THE BUG SHOW. 829 00:31:28,369 --> 00:31:30,267 - WE CAN'T DO THIS. 830 00:31:33,339 --> 00:31:35,031 - THANKS, HONEY. - ARE YOU GOOD? 831 00:31:35,065 --> 00:31:36,273 - I'M GOOD. - DO YOU NEED ANYTHING? 832 00:31:36,308 --> 00:31:37,171 - JUST GOT A LITTLE HEADACHE. 833 00:31:37,205 --> 00:31:38,724 I'M TRYING TO GET HIM MOVING, SO... 834 00:31:38,758 --> 00:31:40,243 HEY, ANDY. 835 00:31:40,277 --> 00:31:41,727 - YES. 836 00:31:41,761 --> 00:31:44,109 - LOOKS GREAT. EVERYTHING LOOKS AMAZING. 837 00:31:44,143 --> 00:31:47,008 LISTEN, A COUPLE OF THE KIDS HAVE TO LEAVE 838 00:31:47,043 --> 00:31:48,699 A LITTLE BIT EARLY, SO I WAS WONDERING, 839 00:31:48,734 --> 00:31:49,838 I KNOW WE SAID WE'D START AT 2:00, 840 00:31:49,873 --> 00:31:52,634 BUT IS THERE ANY WAY WE COULD START 15 MINUTES EARLY? 841 00:31:52,669 --> 00:31:55,154 - WE SAID WE'D START AT 2:00. IT'S NOT 2:00. 842 00:31:55,189 --> 00:31:58,123 - I KNOW. BUT I-I'M SORRY 843 00:31:58,157 --> 00:31:59,710 THAT I'VE CHANGED THINGS UP ON YOU. 844 00:31:59,745 --> 00:32:01,712 I JUST--I REALLY WANT TO SHOW THESE KIDS YOUR SHOW 845 00:32:01,747 --> 00:32:03,197 'CAUSE THEY'RE SO EXCITED TO SEE IT. 846 00:32:03,231 --> 00:32:05,026 - NO, I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT. 847 00:32:09,030 --> 00:32:10,480 - OKAY. - HEY. 848 00:32:10,514 --> 00:32:12,068 - YOU KNOW WHAT, WE DON'T HAVE TO. 849 00:32:12,102 --> 00:32:13,586 - SOMETHING I CAN HELP YOU OUT WITH? 850 00:32:13,621 --> 00:32:17,245 - I'M JUST-- HE--I ASKED HIM 851 00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:19,109 TO START EARLY, AND HE DOESN'T WANT TO START EARLY, 852 00:32:19,144 --> 00:32:20,973 SO--I THINK I'VE UPSET HIM. 853 00:32:21,008 --> 00:32:21,974 - LET ME TRY. 854 00:32:22,009 --> 00:32:23,251 YOU OKAY? - YEAH. 855 00:32:23,286 --> 00:32:24,287 - OKAY. - I'VE JUST GOT A HEADACHE. 856 00:32:24,321 --> 00:32:26,772 - I'M GONNA GIVE IT A SHOT. 857 00:32:26,806 --> 00:32:29,085 - HEY, ANDY. 858 00:32:29,119 --> 00:32:31,363 I WAS JUST WONDERING IF MAYBE 859 00:32:31,397 --> 00:32:33,296 YOU'VE EVER HAD TO START A PARTY 860 00:32:33,330 --> 00:32:34,780 EARLY OR LATE BEFORE IN THE PAST. 861 00:32:34,814 --> 00:32:37,093 - YES, ON NOVEMBER 16TH, 862 00:32:37,127 --> 00:32:39,440 I STARTED A QUARTER OF AN HOUR LATE 863 00:32:39,474 --> 00:32:41,235 BECAUSE I HAD TO GO HOME AND GET THE CENTIPEDE I HAD FORGOT. 864 00:32:41,269 --> 00:32:43,168 - OH, REALLY? 865 00:32:43,202 --> 00:32:45,273 HOW'D THAT TURN OUT? 866 00:32:45,308 --> 00:32:47,241 EVERYTHING OKAY? - IT WAS OKAY. 867 00:32:47,275 --> 00:32:48,794 IT WAS LATE. - RIGHT. 868 00:32:48,828 --> 00:32:51,176 BUT EVERYTHING WAS OKAY. 869 00:32:51,210 --> 00:32:53,005 OKAY, SO WHAT DO YOU SAY MAYBE WE TRY THAT AGAIN. 870 00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:55,628 LET'S START A LITTLE BIT EARLY, AND I BET YOU 871 00:32:55,663 --> 00:32:56,940 IT TURNS OUT OKAY JUST LIKE THE LAST ONE. 872 00:32:56,975 --> 00:33:00,150 - BUT I DON'T LIKE TO DO THAT, BECAUSE THE CONTRACT SAYS 2:00. 873 00:33:00,185 --> 00:33:01,462 - RIGHT. ABSOLUTELY. 874 00:33:01,496 --> 00:33:03,567 BUT SOMETIMES THINGS CHANGE... - AND I NEED TIME TO GET READY. 875 00:33:03,602 --> 00:33:04,568 - AND YOU HAVE TO HELP PEOPLE OUT. 876 00:33:04,603 --> 00:33:05,742 ABSOLUTELY. 877 00:33:05,776 --> 00:33:07,088 I'LL LET YOU GET READY. 878 00:33:07,123 --> 00:33:09,401 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 879 00:33:09,435 --> 00:33:10,781 - OKAY. 880 00:33:10,816 --> 00:33:13,336 - THANK YOU, ANDY. OKAY. 881 00:33:17,823 --> 00:33:19,307 DO I HAVE SOMETHING ON MY FACE? 882 00:33:19,342 --> 00:33:21,171 - YOU RULE. 883 00:33:21,206 --> 00:33:23,277 - I RULE? THANK YOU. - YEAH. 884 00:33:23,311 --> 00:33:25,072 - YOU'RE PRETTY COOL YOURSELF. 885 00:33:35,737 --> 00:33:37,256 - OH, GOD. - OH, MY GOD. 886 00:33:37,291 --> 00:33:38,533 - OKAY. - KRISTINA, HI. 887 00:33:38,568 --> 00:33:40,535 HI. - I'M SO SORRY. 888 00:33:40,570 --> 00:33:42,710 - I'M SORRY. NO, I'M OVULATING. 889 00:33:42,744 --> 00:33:44,160 WE'RE TRYING TO MAKE A BABY. - I UNDERSTAND. 890 00:33:44,194 --> 00:33:45,437 IT'S OKAY. IT'S NO PROBLEM. 891 00:33:45,471 --> 00:33:47,266 I JUST CAME TO GET SOME ASPIRIN. 892 00:33:47,301 --> 00:33:48,819 JUST KEEP DOING WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 893 00:33:48,854 --> 00:33:50,545 DO YOU WANT TO USE THE BED? 894 00:33:50,580 --> 00:33:51,822 - NO. THAT'S OKAY. 895 00:33:51,857 --> 00:33:52,858 - THAT'S VERY GENEROUS. - I'M GONNA JUST GO. 896 00:33:52,892 --> 00:33:54,066 - OKAY. BYE. 897 00:33:54,101 --> 00:33:54,929 - ALL RIGHT, THIS IS THE PART 898 00:33:54,963 --> 00:33:56,344 WHERE YOU PRESENT ME TO THE AUDIENCE. 899 00:33:56,379 --> 00:33:57,552 - OKAY. - YOU HAVE TO READ THIS SPEECH. 900 00:33:57,587 --> 00:33:59,554 NO, READ IT TO ME. 901 00:33:59,589 --> 00:34:02,074 - OKAY, ALL RIGHT, "WELCOME, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 902 00:34:02,109 --> 00:34:04,318 BOYS AND GIRLS. IT IS MY DEEPEST PLEASURE--" 903 00:34:04,352 --> 00:34:06,147 - THAT'S GONNA BE GOOD, BUT YOU NEED TO BE WAY LOUDER. 904 00:34:06,182 --> 00:34:08,287 AND YOU CAN HOLD IT IN ONE HAND, AND THEN YOUR OTHER HAND 905 00:34:08,322 --> 00:34:09,357 CAN BE LIKE A POINTER. 906 00:34:09,392 --> 00:34:10,565 - OKAY, OKAY, YOU READY? - YES. 907 00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:12,153 - ALL RIGHT. OKAY. - ALL RIGHT. 908 00:34:12,188 --> 00:34:13,603 - NO, I GO BACK THERE. 909 00:34:13,637 --> 00:34:15,329 YOU GO IN FRONT. - ALL RIGHT. OKAY. 910 00:34:15,363 --> 00:34:17,262 ALL RIGHT. - OH, HERE WE GO. 911 00:34:17,296 --> 00:34:19,850 - WELCOME, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 912 00:34:19,885 --> 00:34:21,507 BOYS AND GIRLS. 913 00:34:21,542 --> 00:34:23,302 IT IS MY DEEPEST PLEASURE TO PRESENT 914 00:34:23,337 --> 00:34:26,788 A MAN WHO KNOWS SO MUCH ABOUT BUGS-- 915 00:34:26,823 --> 00:34:30,171 BUGS OF ALL KINDS. 916 00:34:30,206 --> 00:34:32,208 THEN IT SAYS HERE THIS NEXT PART IS SUNG TO THE TUNE 917 00:34:32,242 --> 00:34:33,899 OF THREE BLIND MICE. 918 00:34:33,933 --> 00:34:35,280 - KEEP GOING. - OKAY, OKAY. 919 00:34:35,314 --> 00:34:36,695 [half-singing] ♪ KIDS, TAKE A SEAT 920 00:34:36,729 --> 00:34:38,214 ♪ AND BE ENTERTAINED 921 00:34:38,248 --> 00:34:39,698 ♪ BY THE AMAZING ANDY 922 00:34:39,732 --> 00:34:41,562 ♪ AMAZING ANDY 923 00:34:41,596 --> 00:34:43,391 ♪ NOW REMEMBER YOUR MANNERS 924 00:34:43,426 --> 00:34:45,255 ♪ AND SIT VERY STILL 925 00:34:45,290 --> 00:34:46,912 ♪ AND PLEASE DON'T CLAP 926 00:34:46,946 --> 00:34:49,225 ♪ PLEASE DON'T CLAP 927 00:34:49,259 --> 00:34:51,261 ♪ WE'RE GOING TO START RIGHT NOW, RIGHT NOW ♪ 928 00:34:51,296 --> 00:34:52,607 ♪ WE'RE GOING TO START RIGHT NOW ♪ 929 00:34:52,642 --> 00:34:54,471 ♪ START RIGHT NOW 930 00:34:54,506 --> 00:34:56,749 ♪ START RIGHT NOW 931 00:34:56,784 --> 00:34:59,166 - HI. 932 00:35:00,339 --> 00:35:02,169 - GUYS, GUYS, NO CLAPPING. 933 00:35:02,203 --> 00:35:04,585 - WELCOME. I AM THE AMAZING ANDY. 934 00:35:04,619 --> 00:35:06,380 AND I WANT TO WELCOME YOU 935 00:35:06,414 --> 00:35:09,797 TO AMAZING ANDY'S WONDERFUL WORLD OF BUGS. 936 00:35:09,831 --> 00:35:11,730 WHEN I SAY THE WORD "BUG," 937 00:35:11,764 --> 00:35:14,629 YOU THINK OF SOMETHING CREEPY AND SCARY. 938 00:35:14,664 --> 00:35:16,942 - RIGHT? - HA. 939 00:35:16,976 --> 00:35:19,255 - I'LL HAVE TO HAVE THAT BACK. IT'S PART OF THE SHOW. 940 00:35:20,635 --> 00:35:24,501 I'D LIKE EVERYBODY TO BE VERY STILL AND QUIET. 941 00:35:24,536 --> 00:35:26,434 [kids talking softly] 942 00:35:26,469 --> 00:35:28,264 THIS IS THE LARGEST SPIDER IN MY COLLECTION. 943 00:35:28,298 --> 00:35:30,611 WHAT YOU MAY NOT KNOW 944 00:35:30,645 --> 00:35:32,164 IS THAT ON YOUR OWN CONTINENT 945 00:35:32,199 --> 00:35:34,235 OF NORTH AMERICA-- - THERE ARE OVER 30 SPECIES. 946 00:35:34,270 --> 00:35:36,375 - THERE ARE AS MANY AS 30 SPECIES. 947 00:35:36,410 --> 00:35:38,170 - AND SOME OF THEM HAVE TOXIC BITES. 948 00:35:38,205 --> 00:35:40,690 - EXACTLY. NO COMMENTS FROM THE AUDIENCE, PLEASE. 949 00:35:40,724 --> 00:35:43,762 I HOPE HE DOESN'T GET AWAY AND JOIN YOU IN THE AUDIENCE. 950 00:35:43,796 --> 00:35:45,419 - [laughs] ANDY. 951 00:35:45,453 --> 00:35:47,559 - I HOPE HE DOES. - HOW'S IT GOING? 952 00:35:47,593 --> 00:35:48,905 - IT'S GOING VERY WELL. 953 00:35:48,939 --> 00:35:50,320 - GOOD. 954 00:35:50,355 --> 00:35:51,666 - AMAZING ANDY IS ACTUALLY... 955 00:35:51,701 --> 00:35:53,772 - YOU SEE, IT'S MUCH BIGGER THAN THE COCKROACHES 956 00:35:53,806 --> 00:35:55,429 AT YOUR HOUSE, WHICH I HOPE YOU DON'T HAVE ANY. 957 00:35:55,463 --> 00:35:58,259 - QUITE AMAZING. - MM. 958 00:35:58,294 --> 00:35:59,433 - THAT'S THE MADAGASCAR HISSING COCKROACH. 959 00:35:59,467 --> 00:36:02,712 - THIS IS A MADAGASCAR HISSING COCKROACH. 960 00:36:02,746 --> 00:36:06,198 WHEN HE'S THREATENED, HE CAN SQUEEZE AIR OUT 961 00:36:06,233 --> 00:36:07,441 THROUGH THEIR EXOSKELETON. IT MAKES A LOUD-- 962 00:36:07,475 --> 00:36:09,236 - HISSING SOUND. - [hisses] 963 00:36:09,270 --> 00:36:10,202 [all gasping] 964 00:36:10,237 --> 00:36:11,307 - THAT'S NOT WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE AT ALL. 965 00:36:11,341 --> 00:36:13,447 IT'S MORE LIKE A... 966 00:36:13,481 --> 00:36:16,208 - THIS IS THE BEST BUG SHOW I'VE EVER SEEN. 967 00:36:16,243 --> 00:36:17,623 - THIS IS A PRESERVED SPECIMEN 968 00:36:17,658 --> 00:36:19,004 OF THE HERCULES BEETLE. 969 00:36:19,038 --> 00:36:20,764 HAVE YOU HEARD OF THAT? YOU CAN TELL THIS IS A MALE, 970 00:36:20,799 --> 00:36:24,665 'CAUSE IT HAS THIS LONG HORN ON THE FRONT OF IT. 971 00:36:24,699 --> 00:36:28,255 - WHAT'S UP? - NOTHING. 972 00:36:28,289 --> 00:36:29,566 THEY WERE JUST BANGING IN THE BATHROOM. 973 00:36:29,601 --> 00:36:31,810 - WHO? - JOEL AND JULIA WERE HAVING SEX 974 00:36:31,844 --> 00:36:32,983 IN OUR BATHROOM. HONEY, DON'T. 975 00:36:33,018 --> 00:36:33,881 DON'T EMBARRASS THEM. 976 00:36:33,915 --> 00:36:36,677 - THAT'S THE EQUIVALENT OF A HUMAN BEING 977 00:36:36,711 --> 00:36:40,267 LIFTING UP TWO SHERMAN TANKS UP IN THE AIR. 978 00:36:40,301 --> 00:36:41,958 all: WOW. - IT'S KIND OF EXCITING, THOUGH. 979 00:36:41,992 --> 00:36:44,340 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, WHAT IF A CHILD IS CONCEIVED 980 00:36:44,374 --> 00:36:46,687 ON MAX'S BIRTHDAY. 981 00:36:46,721 --> 00:36:48,378 - I THINK I'LL JUST HAVE A SIP OF COFFEE RIGHT NOW. 982 00:36:48,413 --> 00:36:52,555 OH, NO! IT'S NOT COFFEE. 983 00:36:55,799 --> 00:36:57,594 - MIXING UP ALL THOSE INGREDIENTS IN THERE... 984 00:36:57,629 --> 00:36:59,424 - MM-HMM. 985 00:36:59,458 --> 00:37:01,805 - SEEING WHAT COMES OUT. 986 00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:05,257 - ONE PERFECT KID. 987 00:37:05,292 --> 00:37:06,327 - WHO WANTS TO SHAKE? 988 00:37:06,362 --> 00:37:07,811 [children screaming] HOW DO YOU DO? 989 00:37:07,846 --> 00:37:10,469 HOW DO YOU DO? HOW DO YOU DO? 990 00:37:10,504 --> 00:37:13,369 [laughter] 991 00:37:21,825 --> 00:37:23,827 - ANDY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 992 00:37:23,862 --> 00:37:26,347 YOU REALLY MADE THE PARTY. 993 00:37:26,382 --> 00:37:27,831 IT WAS AMAZING. 994 00:37:27,866 --> 00:37:29,833 - BUGS ARE GREAT. 995 00:37:29,868 --> 00:37:31,490 - YEAH, WELL, IT WASN'T JUST THE BUGS. 996 00:37:31,525 --> 00:37:32,698 YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT WHAT YOU DO. 997 00:37:32,733 --> 00:37:36,633 IT'S ALSO GREAT THAT YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING 998 00:37:36,668 --> 00:37:37,807 THAT YOU LOVE TO DO. 999 00:37:37,841 --> 00:37:41,362 - YEAH. - YEAH. 1000 00:37:41,397 --> 00:37:44,952 SORRY, I'M IN YOUR WAY. 1001 00:37:44,986 --> 00:37:49,508 UH... 1002 00:37:49,543 --> 00:37:51,648 SO YOU REALLY LIKE THIS? 1003 00:37:51,683 --> 00:37:54,824 YOUR JOB? 1004 00:37:54,858 --> 00:37:57,033 YOUR LIFE? WHAT YOU DO? 1005 00:37:59,415 --> 00:38:01,451 ARE YOU HAPPY? 1006 00:38:01,486 --> 00:38:04,834 - YEAH, SOMETIMES. 1007 00:38:04,868 --> 00:38:06,905 ARE YOU HAPPY? 1008 00:38:06,939 --> 00:38:10,874 - YEAH. 1009 00:38:10,909 --> 00:38:13,912 SOMETIMES. 1010 00:38:16,949 --> 00:38:18,882 UH, DO YOU WANT ME TO GIVE YOU A HAND? 1011 00:38:18,917 --> 00:38:20,332 - NO, I BREAK DOWN BY MYSELF. 1012 00:38:20,367 --> 00:38:25,579 - OKAY. 1013 00:38:25,613 --> 00:38:27,339 - [laughs] 1014 00:38:27,374 --> 00:38:28,892 - SO, AS FAR AS BUG PARTIES GO, 1015 00:38:28,927 --> 00:38:30,549 WHERE WOULD YOU RANK THAT ONE? 1016 00:38:30,584 --> 00:38:31,861 - OH, TOP TEN, EASY. 1017 00:38:31,895 --> 00:38:33,863 - TOP TEN? - YEAH. 1018 00:38:33,897 --> 00:38:35,485 - HOW MANY BUG PARTIES HAVE YOU BEEN TO? 1019 00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:36,900 - I'VE BEEN TO QUITE A FEW. - REALLY? 1020 00:38:36,935 --> 00:38:38,074 THAT WAS MY FIRST. 1021 00:38:38,108 --> 00:38:39,593 - WOW. 1022 00:38:39,627 --> 00:38:40,732 - YEAH. 1023 00:38:40,766 --> 00:38:41,802 - YOU GOT TO GET OUT MORE. 1024 00:38:41,836 --> 00:38:43,942 - I KNOW. I DO. - HUH. 1025 00:38:43,976 --> 00:38:45,564 - I'M MISSING ALL THESE BUG PARTIES. 1026 00:38:45,599 --> 00:38:46,600 - YOU ARE. 1027 00:38:46,634 --> 00:38:49,913 [laughter] 1028 00:38:49,948 --> 00:38:51,846 WELL... 1029 00:38:51,881 --> 00:38:55,919 I GUESS I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 1030 00:38:55,954 --> 00:38:57,852 - GOOD NIGHT. 1031 00:38:57,887 --> 00:39:02,098 - GOOD NIGHT. 1032 00:39:16,457 --> 00:39:19,598 - HEY. 1033 00:39:19,633 --> 00:39:23,050 [sighs] WOW. 1034 00:39:23,084 --> 00:39:25,363 WE HAVE GREAT KIDS. 1035 00:39:27,813 --> 00:39:31,645 - YEAH. 1036 00:39:35,476 --> 00:39:38,824 - I JUST-- 1037 00:39:38,859 --> 00:39:42,172 I WANT TO-- I JUST WANT TO THANK YOU 1038 00:39:42,207 --> 00:39:47,937 FOR NOT POISONING THE WELL. 1039 00:39:47,971 --> 00:39:51,941 THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN VERY EASY TO DO, SO... 1040 00:39:51,975 --> 00:39:56,152 THANKS. 1041 00:39:56,186 --> 00:39:58,706 OKAY. 1042 00:40:00,812 --> 00:40:04,954 - YOU KNOW, UM... 1043 00:40:04,988 --> 00:40:08,613 I ACTUALLY THINK IT WAS GOOD-- 1044 00:40:08,647 --> 00:40:11,857 EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED WITH DREW, 1045 00:40:11,892 --> 00:40:13,825 THE FIGHT, THE PUNCH. 1046 00:40:13,859 --> 00:40:16,690 YOU KNOW, YOU WITH HIM, 1047 00:40:16,724 --> 00:40:18,036 HE REALLY RESPONDS TO YOU. 1048 00:40:18,070 --> 00:40:23,144 IT'S REALLY-- YOU MEAN A LOT TO HIM. 1049 00:40:28,046 --> 00:40:29,944 - THANKS. 1050 00:40:29,979 --> 00:40:33,016 - AMBER MIGHT TAKE A LITTLE LONGER. 1051 00:40:33,051 --> 00:40:34,846 - YEAH. 1052 00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:38,988 YOU STILL WRITE SONGS NOW AND THEN? 1053 00:40:39,022 --> 00:40:41,956 - [laughs] 1054 00:40:41,991 --> 00:40:44,821 NOT REALLY. NO. NO. 1055 00:40:47,617 --> 00:40:49,930 - YOU SHOULD. YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT IT. 1056 00:40:49,964 --> 00:40:53,830 - PLEASE. 1057 00:40:53,865 --> 00:40:54,831 - OKAY, THANKS. 1058 00:40:54,866 --> 00:40:57,834 I'LL SEE YOU. 1059 00:40:57,869 --> 00:40:58,835 [clears throat] 1060 00:40:58,870 --> 00:41:00,527 - ♪ I WANTED LOVE 1061 00:41:00,561 --> 00:41:04,600 ♪ AND PERMANENCE 1062 00:41:04,634 --> 00:41:08,845 ♪ YOU WANTED THE NIGHT 1063 00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:12,746 ♪ WHEN THE STARS 1064 00:41:12,780 --> 00:41:13,988 ♪ FELL TO THEIR DEATH 1065 00:41:14,023 --> 00:41:15,921 - HEY. - HEY. 1066 00:41:15,956 --> 00:41:17,958 - [clears throat] 1067 00:41:22,687 --> 00:41:24,309 - ♪ AND NOW 1068 00:41:24,343 --> 00:41:30,211 ♪ I'M IN THE CITY 1069 00:41:30,246 --> 00:41:31,903 - I LOVE YOU. 1070 00:41:31,937 --> 00:41:37,184 - ♪ WHERE THE LIGHTS BURN SO BRIGHT ♪ 1071 00:41:37,218 --> 00:41:40,912 ♪ THAT I DON'T HAVE 1072 00:41:40,946 --> 00:41:42,085 - I LOVE YOU. 1073 00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:46,089 - ♪ TO SEE THEM EVER AGAIN ♪ 1074 00:41:46,124 --> 00:41:47,884 ♪ OHH 1075 00:41:47,919 --> 00:41:53,959 ♪ BREAK MY HEART 1076 00:41:53,994 --> 00:41:55,858 ♪ OOH 1077 00:41:55,892 --> 00:42:00,932 ♪ BREAK MY HEART AGAIN 1078 00:42:00,966 --> 00:42:03,003 ♪ OH 1079 00:42:03,037 --> 00:42:08,836 ♪ BREAK MY HEART 1080 00:42:08,871 --> 00:42:10,976 ♪ OOH 1081 00:42:11,011 --> 00:42:16,948 ♪ BREAK MY HEART AGAIN 1082 00:42:16,982 --> 00:42:19,847 ♪ SO THAT I 1083 00:42:19,882 --> 00:42:24,818 ♪ MIGHT SEE