1 00:00:00,897 --> 00:00:02,036 - CORY SMITH. - MY NEW BOSS. 2 00:00:02,071 --> 00:00:03,210 - WE'RE GOING TO BE GOING 3 00:00:03,244 --> 00:00:05,522 FOR AN EXTREMELY YOUTH-ORIENTED PRODUCT, 4 00:00:05,557 --> 00:00:07,214 AND IT IS GOING TO GET RADICAL. 5 00:00:07,248 --> 00:00:09,112 - I GOT IT, I GOT IT. 6 00:00:09,147 --> 00:00:11,080 WHEN YOU REGAIN OUR TRUST, YOU CAN HAVE YOUR DOOR BACK. 7 00:00:11,114 --> 00:00:12,081 - YOU GUYS HAVE GONE CRAZY. 8 00:00:12,115 --> 00:00:13,841 - IF THINGS ARE GONNA WORK OUT BETWEEN US, 9 00:00:13,875 --> 00:00:15,463 YOU GOT TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT WITH YOUR FOLKS. 10 00:00:15,498 --> 00:00:17,845 I MISS YOU. 11 00:00:17,879 --> 00:00:19,743 - WHEN YOU TELL A TEENAGE GIRL THAT SHE CAN'T HAVE SOMETHING, 12 00:00:19,778 --> 00:00:21,159 SHE'S GONNA WANT IT EVEN MORE. 13 00:00:21,193 --> 00:00:22,470 I MEAN, YOU KNOW THAT. - RIGHT. 14 00:00:22,505 --> 00:00:23,644 - WHAT'S GOING ON? 15 00:00:23,678 --> 00:00:25,404 - CAN I STAY HERE FOR A WHILE? 16 00:00:25,439 --> 00:00:26,750 - HOW LONG A WHILE? 17 00:00:26,785 --> 00:00:28,649 - COLLEGE. 18 00:00:34,241 --> 00:00:37,313 - HEY, MAXIMO, LOOK AT THIS. 19 00:00:37,347 --> 00:00:38,521 YOU REMEMBER THIS? 20 00:00:38,555 --> 00:00:40,178 - UH, YEAH. YEAH, I DO. 21 00:00:40,212 --> 00:00:42,318 - YOUR DAD CAUGHT A TROUT WITH THIS BABY 22 00:00:42,352 --> 00:00:43,698 ON HIS FIRST CAMPING EXPERIENCE. 23 00:00:43,733 --> 00:00:45,769 YOU READY TO CATCH SOME FISH, MAX? 24 00:00:45,804 --> 00:00:46,805 - NOT REALLY. 25 00:00:46,839 --> 00:00:48,358 - OH, COME ON, JUST WAIT TILL WE GET OUT THERE. 26 00:00:48,393 --> 00:00:49,463 IT'S GONNA BE FUN. 27 00:00:49,497 --> 00:00:50,705 TELL HIM IT'S GONNA BE FUN, ADAM. 28 00:00:50,740 --> 00:00:51,879 - MAX, IT'S GONNA BE FUN. 29 00:00:51,913 --> 00:00:53,432 - TELL HIM MORE ENTHUSIASTICALLY. 30 00:00:53,467 --> 00:00:55,296 - IT'S GONNA BE FUN, MAX. - YEAH, IT'S GONNA BE FUN. 31 00:00:55,331 --> 00:00:56,504 IT'S PART OF THE WHOLE 32 00:00:56,539 --> 00:00:59,542 BRAVERMAN MALE-BONDING CAMPING EXPERIENCE. 33 00:00:59,576 --> 00:01:01,820 YOU KNOW, WE GET TO CATCH OUR-- CATCH OUR DINNER 34 00:01:01,854 --> 00:01:03,270 AND COOK IT ON A FIRE 35 00:01:03,304 --> 00:01:04,788 AND SLEEP UNDER THE STARS. 36 00:01:04,823 --> 00:01:06,687 HUH? YOU READY TO DO SOME BONDING, MAX? 37 00:01:06,721 --> 00:01:08,378 - UH-HUH. 38 00:01:08,413 --> 00:01:10,656 - IT'S GONNA BE ONE OF THE FIVE BEST MOMENTS 39 00:01:10,691 --> 00:01:12,589 OF YOUR LIFE, GRANDSON. - YEP. 40 00:01:12,624 --> 00:01:13,521 - YOU KNOW, GRANDMA'S MAKING 41 00:01:13,556 --> 00:01:15,109 HER WAFFLES WITH THE CHOCOLATE CHIPS, 42 00:01:15,144 --> 00:01:18,595 SO I'M GONNA GO INSIDE. - ALL RIGHT, GO AHEAD. 43 00:01:18,630 --> 00:01:20,839 LISTEN, DAD, ABOUT THE FISHING-- 44 00:01:20,873 --> 00:01:22,737 I JUST WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND, YOU KNOW, 45 00:01:22,772 --> 00:01:24,739 IT'S A LONG TIME FOR HIM TO BE SITTING DOWN AND WAITING, 46 00:01:24,774 --> 00:01:26,638 AND MAX LIKES THINGS TO HAPPEN RIGHT AWAY. 47 00:01:26,672 --> 00:01:28,640 - OH, HE'S GONNA BE FINE, SON. HE'S GONNA BE FINE. 48 00:01:28,674 --> 00:01:30,607 YOU AND KRISTINA-- YOU WORRY TOO MUCH. 49 00:01:30,642 --> 00:01:31,643 - LISTEN, DAD, WE JUST-- 50 00:01:31,677 --> 00:01:34,370 WE JUST WANT YOU TO HAVE A SUCCESSFUL TRIP, OKAY? 51 00:01:34,404 --> 00:01:36,441 SO THAT'S... 52 00:01:36,475 --> 00:01:39,237 WHY KRISTINA PUT THIS TOGETHER FOR YOU. 53 00:01:39,271 --> 00:01:41,170 IF YOU COULD JUST GIVE IT A READ. 54 00:01:41,204 --> 00:01:42,930 - NOW, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? 55 00:01:42,964 --> 00:01:45,277 - IT'S JUST A SET OF, YOU KNOW, GUIDELINES 56 00:01:45,312 --> 00:01:48,246 TO HELP YOU AND MAX HAVE A SUCCESSFUL TRIP. 57 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:50,386 - OH, NOW, I DON'T NEED AN INSTRUCTION MANUAL 58 00:01:50,420 --> 00:01:52,146 TO TAKE MY GRANDSON CAMPING FOR ONE NIGHT, SON. 59 00:01:52,181 --> 00:01:53,665 - ACTUALLY, YOU DO. 60 00:01:53,699 --> 00:01:55,287 - HUH. - OKAY? 61 00:01:55,322 --> 00:01:58,290 - WELL, WORRY NOT, MY SON. 62 00:01:58,325 --> 00:02:01,190 - WORRY I WILL, MY FATHER. 63 00:02:04,848 --> 00:02:07,265 - OH, BOY. THIS IS WORSE THAN I THOUGHT. 64 00:02:07,299 --> 00:02:07,989 - YEAH. 65 00:02:09,474 --> 00:02:10,682 - OH, MY GOD, IT'S SCENTED. 66 00:02:10,716 --> 00:02:11,924 - YEAH. [laughing] 67 00:02:11,959 --> 00:02:13,754 - OH, BOY. 68 00:02:13,788 --> 00:02:15,480 - OH! JULIA. 69 00:02:15,514 --> 00:02:17,171 - WELL, CONGRATULATIONS. 70 00:02:17,206 --> 00:02:18,345 - SHE'S SUCH A SWEETHEART 71 00:02:18,379 --> 00:02:19,863 FOR THROWING ME AN ENGAGEMENT PARTY, 72 00:02:19,898 --> 00:02:21,417 BUT I HAVE TO ADMIT, 73 00:02:21,451 --> 00:02:22,694 SHE KIND OF SCARES ME A LITTLE BIT. 74 00:02:22,728 --> 00:02:24,385 - OH, JULIA SCARES YOU. - YEAH. 75 00:02:24,420 --> 00:02:25,869 - I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE. 76 00:02:25,904 --> 00:02:28,182 - "PASSED HORS D'OEUVRES, FORMAL DINNER, 77 00:02:28,217 --> 00:02:28,976 PARTY GAMES"? 78 00:02:29,010 --> 00:02:30,426 EMBOSSED INVITATION? 79 00:02:30,460 --> 00:02:32,290 THERE'S ONLY GONNA BE, LIKE, FIVE PEOPLE THERE. 80 00:02:32,324 --> 00:02:33,394 I MEAN, ISN'T THIS A BIT MUCH? 81 00:02:33,429 --> 00:02:35,983 I MEAN, I'M APPRECIATIVE FOR HER DOING THIS FOR ME, 82 00:02:36,017 --> 00:02:36,915 BUT I'M FINE WITH PIZZA. 83 00:02:36,949 --> 00:02:39,193 I'M SIMPLE. I DON'T NEED A BIG TO-DO. 84 00:02:39,228 --> 00:02:42,196 - YOU UNDERSTAND THIS PARTY ISN'T ABOUT YOU, RIGHT? 85 00:02:42,231 --> 00:02:43,577 - YEAH, IT IS. 86 00:02:43,611 --> 00:02:46,718 IT'S THE BRAVER-WOMEN INVITING ME INTO THEIR TRIBE. 87 00:02:46,752 --> 00:02:47,995 - NO, NO, THIS-- 88 00:02:48,029 --> 00:02:50,204 THIS PARTY'S ABOUT JULIA PROVING SOMETHING. 89 00:02:50,239 --> 00:02:51,274 - PROVING WHAT? 90 00:02:51,309 --> 00:02:52,620 - WELL, THAT'S NOT CLEAR JUST YET, 91 00:02:52,655 --> 00:02:55,175 BUT BELIEVE ME, SHE'S OUT TO PROVE SOMETHING. 92 00:02:58,247 --> 00:03:00,732 - ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, RIGHT? 93 00:03:00,766 --> 00:03:02,699 IT'S BEEN TWO DAYS, AND I WANT HER HOME. 94 00:03:02,734 --> 00:03:05,254 THIS IS RIDICULOUS. - YEAH. 95 00:03:05,288 --> 00:03:07,359 BUT WE CAN'T JUST DRAG HER HOME. 96 00:03:07,394 --> 00:03:08,567 - WHY NOT? 97 00:03:08,602 --> 00:03:10,500 - 'CAUSE SHE'LL JUST LEAVE AGAIN. 98 00:03:10,535 --> 00:03:14,470 - I'M SURE YOUR MOM'S HAVING ONE BIG PARTY OVER THERE. 99 00:03:14,504 --> 00:03:15,850 - KRISTINA, COME ON, YOU KNOW, 100 00:03:15,885 --> 00:03:17,714 MY MOM'S NOT ON HADDIE'S SIDE HERE. 101 00:03:17,749 --> 00:03:19,302 - OH, YES, SHE IS. 102 00:03:19,337 --> 00:03:21,891 SHE REALLY IS. 103 00:03:21,925 --> 00:03:23,306 - LOOK, KRISTINA, I JUST-- 104 00:03:23,341 --> 00:03:24,583 I DON'T WANT TO SHOW UP THERE 105 00:03:24,618 --> 00:03:26,413 AND MAKE THINGS WORSE BY FORCING THE ISSUE. 106 00:03:26,447 --> 00:03:28,346 THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING. 107 00:03:28,380 --> 00:03:29,864 - OKAY, WELL, SHE'S 16. 108 00:03:29,899 --> 00:03:32,281 SHE'S OUR DAUGHTER, AND I WANT HER HOME. 109 00:03:32,315 --> 00:03:34,317 - ♪ I'M NOT A GHOST IN THIS TOWN ♪ 110 00:03:34,352 --> 00:03:37,631 - ALL RIGHT. [doorbell rings] 111 00:03:41,048 --> 00:03:42,774 - WHAT'S WITH THE DOORBELL? 112 00:03:42,808 --> 00:03:43,809 COME ON IN. 113 00:03:43,844 --> 00:03:46,881 - UH, THANKS, BUT WE'RE, UH... 114 00:03:46,916 --> 00:03:49,021 WE'RE HERE TO TALK TO HADDIE, 115 00:03:49,056 --> 00:03:50,678 PRIVATELY, IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND. 116 00:03:50,713 --> 00:03:51,886 - SURE, I'LL GET HER. 117 00:03:51,921 --> 00:03:54,786 - THANKS, MOM. - THANK YOU. 118 00:03:54,820 --> 00:03:57,409 AWKWARD. 119 00:04:04,934 --> 00:04:06,315 - HEY. - HEY. 120 00:04:06,349 --> 00:04:08,282 - CAN WE TALK TO YOU? 121 00:04:08,317 --> 00:04:10,353 - PRIVATELY, OUTSIDE? 122 00:04:10,388 --> 00:04:12,355 - OKAY. 123 00:04:20,605 --> 00:04:22,296 - WE WANT YOU TO COME HOME. 124 00:04:22,331 --> 00:04:24,471 - WELL, YOU KNOW MY CONDITION. 125 00:04:24,505 --> 00:04:25,989 - HADDIE, COME ON, WE'RE YOUR PARENTS, OKAY? 126 00:04:26,024 --> 00:04:27,819 WE'RE NOT HERE TO NEGOTIATE. - ABSOLUTELY NOT. 127 00:04:27,853 --> 00:04:30,960 - WELL, I'M NOT GONNA COME HOME UNTIL I CAN SEE ALEX. 128 00:04:30,994 --> 00:04:32,686 - HADDIE, I KNOW THAT YOU THINK YOU'RE AN ADULT 129 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:34,515 AND YOU CAN MAKE UP YOUR OWN MIND ABOUT THINGS. 130 00:04:34,550 --> 00:04:35,758 BUT YOU'RE NOT. YOU'RE 16. 131 00:04:35,792 --> 00:04:37,691 AND YOU LIVE IN OUR HOUSE. - ABSOLUTELY. 132 00:04:37,725 --> 00:04:40,003 - WELL, NOT RIGHT NOW. THAT'S WHY I'M NOT THERE. 133 00:04:40,038 --> 00:04:42,109 - YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A BABY. 134 00:04:42,143 --> 00:04:44,111 YOU'RE NOT GONNA DATE ALEX ACTING LIKE THIS. 135 00:04:44,145 --> 00:04:45,526 THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 136 00:04:45,561 --> 00:04:46,631 - DAD? 137 00:04:46,665 --> 00:04:47,735 - YEAH? 138 00:04:47,770 --> 00:04:49,358 - IS THIS THE WAY THAT YOU FEEL 139 00:04:49,392 --> 00:04:51,014 AFTER ALEX WENT TO TALK TO YOU? 140 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:56,986 - I LIKE ALEX, OKAY? 141 00:04:57,020 --> 00:04:58,090 I DON'T THINK 142 00:04:58,125 --> 00:04:59,644 IT'S AN APPROPRIATE RELATIONSHIP FOR YOU, 143 00:04:59,678 --> 00:05:01,404 AND I THINK THAT STAYING HERE IS A STUNT. 144 00:05:01,439 --> 00:05:02,681 - WHY DON'T WE HAVE A CONVERSATION 145 00:05:02,716 --> 00:05:05,132 ABOUT WHAT IT IS THAT MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE ABOUT ALEX? 146 00:05:05,166 --> 00:05:06,202 - WE HAD A CONVERSATION 147 00:05:06,236 --> 00:05:08,135 ABOUT WHAT MAKES US UNCOMFORTABLE ABOUT ALEX. 148 00:05:08,169 --> 00:05:09,101 - BUT WE CAN GET PAST IT 149 00:05:09,136 --> 00:05:10,896 IF YOU JUST TALK ABOUT IT AND DON'T JUST-- 150 00:05:10,931 --> 00:05:12,519 - YOU'RE 16 YEARS OLD. YOU'RE A JUNIOR IN HIGH SCHOOL. 151 00:05:12,553 --> 00:05:13,796 HE'S 19. HE LIVES IN AN APARTMENT. 152 00:05:13,830 --> 00:05:14,728 - WHAT ABOUT HIM BEING BLACK? 153 00:05:14,762 --> 00:05:16,523 - THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT, OKAY? 154 00:05:16,557 --> 00:05:18,007 PLEASE DON'T EVER BRING THAT UP AGAIN. 155 00:05:18,041 --> 00:05:19,526 - WE'RE NOT RACIST, OKAY? 156 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:21,079 - WELL, THEN... - YOU'RE 16. 157 00:05:21,113 --> 00:05:22,425 HE'S 19, OKAY? 158 00:05:22,460 --> 00:05:24,600 - I MEAN, I'VE HEARD THIS BEFORE. 159 00:05:24,634 --> 00:05:27,396 - HE'S AN ALCOHOLIC, AND YOU'RE NOT AN ALCOHOLIC. 160 00:05:27,430 --> 00:05:29,156 - STOP SAYING THINGS THAT ARE JUST WRONG WITH HIM. 161 00:05:29,190 --> 00:05:30,709 THIS IS SOMEBODY THAT I CARE ABOUT 162 00:05:30,744 --> 00:05:32,090 THAT I WANT TO BE WITH. 163 00:05:33,781 --> 00:05:35,404 - [sighs] 164 00:05:35,438 --> 00:05:37,129 - YOU WANT TO BE WITH HIM? 165 00:05:37,164 --> 00:05:38,545 - YES. 166 00:05:38,579 --> 00:05:41,410 - MORE THAN YOU WANT TO BE WITH US? 167 00:05:42,618 --> 00:05:43,619 - YES. 168 00:05:43,653 --> 00:05:46,000 - THERE'S NOTHING ELSE TO SAY. 169 00:05:46,035 --> 00:05:47,864 - I AGREE. 170 00:05:47,899 --> 00:05:49,141 EXCUSE ME. 171 00:05:51,178 --> 00:05:53,422 [door opens] 172 00:05:53,456 --> 00:05:55,562 [door slams] 173 00:05:55,596 --> 00:05:58,496 - ♪ MAY GOD BLESS AND KEEP YOU ALWAYS ♪ 174 00:05:58,530 --> 00:06:01,050 ♪ AND MAY YOUR WISHES ALL COME TRUE ♪ 175 00:06:01,084 --> 00:06:03,190 ♪ MAY YOU ALWAYS DO FOR OTHERS ♪ 176 00:06:03,224 --> 00:06:05,779 ♪ AND LET OTHERS DO FOR YOU 177 00:06:05,813 --> 00:06:08,195 ♪ MAY YOU BUILD A LADDER TO THE STARS ♪ 178 00:06:08,229 --> 00:06:10,439 ♪ AND CLIMB ON EVERY RUNG 179 00:06:10,473 --> 00:06:12,579 ♪ AND MAY YOU STAY 180 00:06:12,613 --> 00:06:15,444 ♪ FOREVER YOUNG 181 00:06:15,478 --> 00:06:18,101 ♪ MAY YOU GROW UP TO BE RIGHTEOUS ♪ 182 00:06:18,136 --> 00:06:20,518 ♪ MAY YOU GROW UP TO BE TRUE ♪ 183 00:06:20,552 --> 00:06:22,865 ♪ MAY YOU ALWAYS KNOW THE TRUTH ♪ 184 00:06:22,899 --> 00:06:25,074 ♪ AND SEE THE LIGHTS SURROUNDING YOU ♪ 185 00:06:25,108 --> 00:06:27,870 ♪ MAY YOU ALWAYS BE COURAGEOUS ♪ 186 00:06:27,904 --> 00:06:30,044 ♪ STAND UPRIGHT AND BE STRONG ♪ 187 00:06:30,079 --> 00:06:32,012 ♪ AND MAY YOU STAY 188 00:06:32,046 --> 00:06:34,704 ♪ FOREVER YOUNG 189 00:06:34,739 --> 00:06:36,775 ♪ MAY YOU STAY 190 00:06:36,810 --> 00:06:39,433 ♪ FOREVER YOUNG 191 00:06:42,954 --> 00:06:43,989 - PERFORMANCE--EXCELLENT. 192 00:06:44,024 --> 00:06:45,232 FRIENDLINESS--GREAT. 193 00:06:45,266 --> 00:06:46,682 PRODUCTIVITY--EXCELLENT. 194 00:06:46,716 --> 00:06:47,959 TIMELINESS--SPORADIC. 195 00:06:47,993 --> 00:06:49,719 - SPORADIC? - WHAT? 196 00:06:49,754 --> 00:06:50,962 - BUT I'M ALMOST ALWAYS ON TIME. 197 00:06:50,996 --> 00:06:52,860 - ALMOST ALWAYS IS NOT ALWAYS ON TIME. 198 00:06:52,895 --> 00:06:54,793 LISTEN, SARAH, YOU'RE THE ONE 199 00:06:54,828 --> 00:06:55,932 WHO REQUESTED A PERFORMANCE REVIEW, 200 00:06:55,967 --> 00:06:57,762 WHICH WE DON'T NORMALLY DO FOR INTERNS. 201 00:06:57,796 --> 00:06:59,557 - NO, I KNOW, BUT I NEED A GOOD PERFORMANCE REVIEW. 202 00:06:59,591 --> 00:07:01,662 I'M TRYING TO GET A RAISE HERE, YOU KNOW. 203 00:07:01,697 --> 00:07:03,940 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH BERKELEY COSTS A YEAR? 204 00:07:03,975 --> 00:07:05,873 - YEAH, IT'S LIKE 25 GRAND A YEAR WITH ROOM AND BOARD. 205 00:07:05,908 --> 00:07:07,461 - OKAY, YOU KNOW HOW MUCH OF THAT 206 00:07:07,496 --> 00:07:09,498 I HAVE SAVED FOR AMBER'S COLLEGE EDUCATION? 207 00:07:09,532 --> 00:07:10,740 - LISTEN, SARAH, I HAD TO FIRE 208 00:07:10,775 --> 00:07:11,948 A QUARTER OF THE WORKFORCE HERE. 209 00:07:11,983 --> 00:07:13,536 - I KNOW, BUT... 210 00:07:13,571 --> 00:07:15,504 SHOULDN'T THOSE OF US WHO MADE THE CUT 211 00:07:15,538 --> 00:07:17,678 BE CELEBRATED? 212 00:07:17,713 --> 00:07:19,853 TOO SOON? - YEAH. 213 00:07:19,887 --> 00:07:21,820 LISTEN, SARAH, EVEN IF WE COULD GIVE YOU A RAISE, 214 00:07:21,855 --> 00:07:24,202 WHICH WE CAN'T, I'M IN BIZARRO-LAND 215 00:07:24,236 --> 00:07:26,756 WITH THIS GUY HERE, OKAY? 216 00:07:26,791 --> 00:07:27,861 I MEAN, MY PLATE IS FULL ENOUGH 217 00:07:27,895 --> 00:07:29,897 TRYING TO KEEP BOY BLUNDER FROM SINKING THE SHIP. 218 00:07:29,932 --> 00:07:31,174 - WHAT IS HE DOING? - I DON'T KNOW. 219 00:07:31,209 --> 00:07:34,212 - WHAT IS HE-- OH, HEY. 220 00:07:34,246 --> 00:07:36,766 WHAT IS THAT? 221 00:07:36,801 --> 00:07:38,147 IS THAT "ROCK ON"? 222 00:07:38,181 --> 00:07:40,149 - THIS IS "HANG LOOSE." THAT'S "ROCK ON." 223 00:07:40,183 --> 00:07:41,599 - OH. 224 00:07:41,633 --> 00:07:44,602 [jazz music playing] 225 00:07:44,636 --> 00:07:46,811 - [exhales deeply] OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 226 00:07:46,845 --> 00:07:48,882 YOU AND ADAM AND CROSBY 227 00:07:48,916 --> 00:07:51,194 CAN STAY OUT DRINKING TILL AFTER MIDNIGHT. 228 00:07:51,229 --> 00:07:53,852 YOU KNOW, HAVE FUN, 'CAUSE THE GIRLS ARE GONNA BE HAVING FUN... 229 00:07:53,887 --> 00:07:54,888 - IF WE MUST. - HERE. 230 00:07:54,922 --> 00:07:55,854 - UH-HUH. 231 00:07:55,889 --> 00:07:58,270 - OH, GOSH, THIS IS SO IMPORTANT TO ME. 232 00:07:58,305 --> 00:08:00,756 - CLEARLY. WE STILL GOT TWO DAYS, HON. 233 00:08:00,790 --> 00:08:02,240 - [sighs] I JUST-- I WANT IT TO BE AWESOME. 234 00:08:02,274 --> 00:08:03,344 - IT WILL BE, HONEY. 235 00:08:03,379 --> 00:08:06,658 - I KNOW. I JUST-- I WANT THEM TO LEAVE AND SAY, 236 00:08:06,693 --> 00:08:07,866 "I CAN'T BELIEVE I EVER THOUGHT 237 00:08:07,901 --> 00:08:09,592 THAT IT WAS NOT GONNA BE FUN AT JULIA'S." 238 00:08:09,627 --> 00:08:10,938 - I'M SURE THEY DON'T THINK THAT. 239 00:08:10,973 --> 00:08:12,975 - I KNOW. I'M SURE THEY DON'T. 240 00:08:13,009 --> 00:08:15,184 AND YET, THEY GO TO MOM AND DAD'S, 241 00:08:15,218 --> 00:08:16,875 AND THEY GO TO ADAM AND KRISTINA'S, 242 00:08:16,910 --> 00:08:18,532 AND THEY DON'T COME HERE. 243 00:08:18,567 --> 00:08:20,638 - WELL, IT'S PROBABLY 'CAUSE WE'RE KIND OF OUT OF THE WAY. 244 00:08:20,672 --> 00:08:21,811 - NO, LET'S BE HONEST. 245 00:08:21,846 --> 00:08:22,950 THEY NEED TO KNOW THAT IT'S FUN HERE. 246 00:08:22,985 --> 00:08:24,745 - IT IS FUN HERE. - IT'S FUN HERE. 247 00:08:24,780 --> 00:08:25,746 - IT'S TONS OF FUN HERE. - IT IS. 248 00:08:25,781 --> 00:08:26,747 - YOU, ME, A SIX-YEAR-OLD. 249 00:08:26,782 --> 00:08:29,094 - I HAVE HORS D'OEUVRES FOR THE LIVING ROOM 250 00:08:29,129 --> 00:08:30,820 AND THEN A SIT-DOWN DINNER. - YOU DO. 251 00:08:30,855 --> 00:08:32,201 - AND THEN I HAVE PARTY GAMES. 252 00:08:32,235 --> 00:08:33,582 - OH RE-- PARTY GAMES? 253 00:08:33,616 --> 00:08:35,791 - MM-HMM. - YOU DON'T THINK THAT SOUNDS 254 00:08:35,825 --> 00:08:37,068 A LITTLE, UH...? - WHAT? 255 00:08:37,102 --> 00:08:38,863 - UH, JUST PLANNED. 256 00:08:41,762 --> 00:08:43,108 - IT WON'T FEEL PLANNED. 257 00:08:43,143 --> 00:08:44,972 IT'S GONNA-- IT'S GONNA FLOW NICELY 258 00:08:45,007 --> 00:08:46,802 AND FEEL VERY NATURAL AND FUN. - YEAH. 259 00:08:46,836 --> 00:08:49,045 - AND A GOOD PARTY NEEDS STRUCTURE. 260 00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:50,115 - MM. - YEAH. 261 00:08:50,150 --> 00:08:52,014 - OKAY. 262 00:08:52,048 --> 00:08:53,291 YEAH. 263 00:08:56,915 --> 00:08:59,711 - KRISTINA. [chuckles] 264 00:08:59,746 --> 00:09:01,368 HI. - OH, HEY. 265 00:09:01,402 --> 00:09:03,025 UM, CAN I COME IN? 266 00:09:03,059 --> 00:09:04,578 - OF COURSE. - THANK YOU. 267 00:09:04,613 --> 00:09:05,579 I JUST, UM... 268 00:09:05,614 --> 00:09:07,961 I WANTED TO DROP OFF SOME CLOTHES FOR HADDIE. 269 00:09:07,995 --> 00:09:09,134 - OH. - YEAH. 270 00:09:09,169 --> 00:09:10,998 I'M SURE SHE'S BORROWING ALL OF AMBER'S. 271 00:09:11,033 --> 00:09:12,897 - GOOD IDEA. SHE'LL BE HAPPY TO SEE THOSE. 272 00:09:12,931 --> 00:09:15,209 - YEAH. I ALSO WANT TO GIVE YOU, UM, SOME MONEY. 273 00:09:15,244 --> 00:09:16,901 - OH, NO, NO. - I'M SURE SHE'S BEEN EATING YOU 274 00:09:16,935 --> 00:09:18,212 OUT OF HOUSE AND HOME. - NO. 275 00:09:18,247 --> 00:09:21,940 - SO JUST A COUPLE BUCKS. - NO, I'M NOT TAKING IT. 276 00:09:21,975 --> 00:09:23,252 BUT COULD WE TALK 277 00:09:23,286 --> 00:09:25,150 JUST FOR A MINUTE? 278 00:09:25,185 --> 00:09:29,741 - YEAH, SURE. 279 00:09:29,776 --> 00:09:31,916 - WE'RE BOTH ON THE SAME SIDE HERE, YOU KNOW. 280 00:09:31,950 --> 00:09:33,607 RIGHT? 281 00:09:33,642 --> 00:09:35,747 WE BOTH JUST WANT WHAT'S BEST FOR HADDIE. 282 00:09:35,782 --> 00:09:37,093 - I KNOW. I-I DO. 283 00:09:37,128 --> 00:09:39,026 WE BOTH DO. I'M JUST--I'M UPSET AT HER, 284 00:09:39,061 --> 00:09:41,235 AND I'M TAKING IT OUT ON YOU, AND I DON'T MEAN TO. 285 00:09:41,270 --> 00:09:43,065 I DON'T. - IT'S OKAY, REALLY. 286 00:09:43,099 --> 00:09:44,756 - OKAY. - DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 287 00:09:44,791 --> 00:09:45,964 - THANKS. 288 00:09:45,999 --> 00:09:49,002 - I JUST THINK THAT 289 00:09:49,036 --> 00:09:51,936 YOU MIGHT BE CHOOSING THE WRONG BATTLE HERE. 290 00:09:54,041 --> 00:09:56,423 - OKAY, CAMILLE, I DON'T WANT TO GET INTO THIS AGAIN. 291 00:09:56,457 --> 00:09:58,908 - WELL, I JUST DON'T THINK IT'S GONNA DO ANY GOOD TO TELL HADDIE 292 00:09:58,943 --> 00:10:00,979 THAT SHE CAN'T SEE ALEX, YOU KNOW. 293 00:10:01,014 --> 00:10:01,808 - OH, OKAY. 294 00:10:01,842 --> 00:10:03,430 - SHE'S FALLING IN LOVE WITH HIM. 295 00:10:03,464 --> 00:10:05,190 THAT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING. 296 00:10:05,225 --> 00:10:07,641 I MEAN, YOU CAN LIKE IT OR NOT, 297 00:10:07,676 --> 00:10:09,678 BUT YOU CAN'T TELL HER TO NOT FEEL WHAT SHE'S FEELING. 298 00:10:09,712 --> 00:10:10,920 - MM-HMM. 299 00:10:10,955 --> 00:10:13,647 CAMILLE, THANK YOU SO MUCH, OKAY? 300 00:10:13,682 --> 00:10:15,028 BUT I'VE GOT IT COVERED. 301 00:10:16,926 --> 00:10:19,273 - OKAY. - OKAY? 302 00:10:19,308 --> 00:10:23,036 SO PLEASE MAKE SURE SHE GETS THOSE CLOTHES AND... 303 00:10:32,701 --> 00:10:36,118 - YOUR MOTHER CAN BE SO CONDESCENDING. 304 00:10:36,152 --> 00:10:37,947 - I KNOW HOW MY MOTHER CAN BE, KRISTINA. 305 00:10:37,982 --> 00:10:39,121 THANK YOU. 306 00:10:39,155 --> 00:10:40,950 - I MEAN, WHOSE SIDE IS SHE ON, YOU KNOW? 307 00:10:40,985 --> 00:10:42,434 IT'S LIKE, HELP US OUT HERE, CAMILLE. 308 00:10:42,469 --> 00:10:44,091 - I DON'T THINK THERE ARE ANY SIDES HERE, KRISTINA. 309 00:10:44,126 --> 00:10:45,265 I THINK THAT MY MOTHER 310 00:10:45,299 --> 00:10:47,267 IS JUST TRYING TO BE SUPPORTIVE OF HER GRANDDAUGHTER. 311 00:10:47,301 --> 00:10:48,889 - MM-HMM. - AND SHE KNOWS ALEX WELL 312 00:10:48,924 --> 00:10:51,029 FROM WORKING AT THE SOUP KITCHEN, 313 00:10:51,064 --> 00:10:52,997 SO MAYBE SHE HAS A VALID POINT OF VIEW. 314 00:10:53,031 --> 00:10:55,033 - I KNOW THAT SHE KNOWS ALEX, OKAY? 315 00:10:55,068 --> 00:10:57,035 BUT I KNOW THAT HE'S AN ALCOHOLIC, OKAY? 316 00:10:57,070 --> 00:10:58,347 AND HE'S 19, AND HE LIVES BY HIMSELF. 317 00:10:58,381 --> 00:10:59,866 - YEAH, I KNOW HE'S AN ALCOHOLIC TOO, 318 00:10:59,900 --> 00:11:01,005 AND I KNOW HE HAS HIS OWN APARTMENT. 319 00:11:01,039 --> 00:11:02,247 WE'VE BEEN THROUGH ALL THIS, OKAY? 320 00:11:02,282 --> 00:11:03,973 WE'VE BEEN THROUGH OUR LIST OF PROS AND CONS 321 00:11:04,008 --> 00:11:05,492 ON THE LIST THAT WE MADE, YOU KNOW. 322 00:11:05,526 --> 00:11:08,081 - I UNDERSTAND THAT. WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 323 00:11:08,115 --> 00:11:11,049 - MAYBE WE MADE A MISTAKE. 324 00:11:11,084 --> 00:11:14,121 - OKAY, GO ON. 325 00:11:14,156 --> 00:11:16,745 GO AHEAD. 326 00:11:16,779 --> 00:11:18,091 - I LIKE HIM. 327 00:11:18,125 --> 00:11:19,471 - YOU LIKE HIM? 328 00:11:19,506 --> 00:11:21,335 - YEAH. - THAT'S GREAT. 329 00:11:21,370 --> 00:11:23,061 YOU SPEND TEN MINUTES WITH HIM AT YOUR OFFICE. 330 00:11:23,096 --> 00:11:25,132 HE COMES BY, AND NOW YOU LIKE HIM. 331 00:11:25,167 --> 00:11:26,237 THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE TO ME. 332 00:11:26,271 --> 00:11:27,997 - KRISTINA, I DON'T WANT TO HAVE AN ARGUMENT, OKAY? 333 00:11:28,032 --> 00:11:29,102 - I'M NOT HAVING AN ARGUMENT, OKAY? 334 00:11:29,136 --> 00:11:31,863 - I'M JUST SAYING, HE HAS INTEGRITY. HE'S POLITE. 335 00:11:31,898 --> 00:11:33,313 HE'S SMART. HE'S HONEST. I LIKE HIM. 336 00:11:33,347 --> 00:11:35,522 - THAT'S AMAZING. MAYBE YOU GUYS CAN BE PALS. 337 00:11:35,556 --> 00:11:37,766 MAYBE YOU CAN BE FRIENDS AND HANG OUT-- 338 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:39,250 - KRISTINA. 339 00:11:39,284 --> 00:11:40,976 I FEEL LIKE WE MADE THIS DECISION, 340 00:11:41,010 --> 00:11:42,943 AND NOW WE'VE JUST GOT OUR HEELS DUG IN. 341 00:11:42,978 --> 00:11:43,841 WE'RE TRYING TO SAVE FACE, 342 00:11:43,875 --> 00:11:45,774 AND I THINK WE'RE MAKING A MISTAKE, OKAY? 343 00:11:45,808 --> 00:11:47,948 - YOU'RE WRONG. I KNOW WHERE THIS IS HEADED, HONEY. 344 00:11:47,983 --> 00:11:50,019 THEY'RE AT TWO DIFFERENT STAGES IN THEIR LIVES RIGHT NOW, OKAY? 345 00:11:50,054 --> 00:11:52,263 SHE'S GONNA START SPENDING THE NIGHT, OKAY? 346 00:11:52,297 --> 00:11:53,816 SHE'S GONNA START SLEEPING OVER THERE. 347 00:11:53,851 --> 00:11:55,335 SHE'S GONNA START HAVING SEX WITH HIM, 348 00:11:55,369 --> 00:11:57,095 AND WE'RE GONNA LOSE HER TO THIS GUY 349 00:11:57,130 --> 00:11:58,338 THAT WE DON'T EVEN REALLY KNOW. 350 00:11:58,372 --> 00:11:59,511 - GONNA START HAVING SEX? 351 00:11:59,546 --> 00:12:01,134 KRISTINA, YOU GOT TO WAKE UP HERE, OKAY? 352 00:12:01,168 --> 00:12:02,549 EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE AFRAID OF IS WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN. 353 00:12:02,583 --> 00:12:03,446 WE'RE GONNA LOSE HER. 354 00:12:03,481 --> 00:12:05,759 WE JUST LOST HER FOR THREE OR FOUR DAYS 355 00:12:05,794 --> 00:12:07,036 OVER AT MY PARENTS' HOUSE. - ADAM... 356 00:12:07,071 --> 00:12:08,797 - THERE'S NO TELLING WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN 357 00:12:08,831 --> 00:12:10,246 WHEN SHE TURNS 18. - YOU'RE RIGHT. 358 00:12:10,281 --> 00:12:11,765 WE CAN LOSE HER. 359 00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:15,735 [door slams] 360 00:12:21,430 --> 00:12:22,845 [knock at door] - HEY. 361 00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:24,329 - HI. WANT ONE OF THESE? - YEAH. 362 00:12:24,364 --> 00:12:25,572 - I HAVE ONE THAT SAYS "ADAM." 363 00:12:25,606 --> 00:12:27,539 DO YOU WANT THAT ONE? - YEAH, I DO. 364 00:12:27,574 --> 00:12:29,472 IT'S GOT MY NAME ON IT. 365 00:12:29,507 --> 00:12:31,267 - SHE GOT OFF TO SCHOOL OKAY THIS MORNING, 366 00:12:31,302 --> 00:12:32,406 JUST SO YOU KNOW. 367 00:12:32,441 --> 00:12:35,202 - I WASN'T WORRIED. - ALL RIGHT. 368 00:12:35,237 --> 00:12:36,341 - HOW'D SHE SEEM? 369 00:12:38,516 --> 00:12:39,931 - LIKE A TEENAGER. 370 00:12:39,966 --> 00:12:41,381 - REALLY? - YEAH. 371 00:12:41,415 --> 00:12:42,934 - THAT'S DISTURBING. - I KNOW. 372 00:12:42,969 --> 00:12:44,211 ADAM, DON'T WORRY, YOU KNOW. 373 00:12:44,246 --> 00:12:46,179 THINK OF HOW MANY TIMES I DISAPPEARED, I MEAN-- 374 00:12:46,213 --> 00:12:47,525 WELL, DON'T THINK ABOUT THAT. - YEAH. 375 00:12:47,559 --> 00:12:50,355 I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT THAT. 376 00:12:50,390 --> 00:12:51,494 - IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO? 377 00:12:51,529 --> 00:12:53,117 - I DON'T KNOW. 378 00:12:53,151 --> 00:12:54,877 JUST DON'T MAKE IT TOO COMFORTABLE FOR HER. 379 00:12:54,912 --> 00:12:55,775 - OH, GOD, NO. 380 00:12:55,809 --> 00:12:58,053 GOT HER SLEEPING IN A ROOM WITH AMBER. 381 00:12:58,087 --> 00:12:59,537 NO ONE CAN SURVIVE THAT. 382 00:12:59,571 --> 00:13:01,470 - [laughs] YEAH. 383 00:13:01,504 --> 00:13:03,921 [sighs] 384 00:13:03,955 --> 00:13:05,129 - IT'S WHAT WE GET 385 00:13:05,163 --> 00:13:07,062 FOR RAISING STRONG, INDEPENDENT GIRLS. 386 00:13:07,096 --> 00:13:08,408 - SO IT'S OUR FAULT? 387 00:13:08,442 --> 00:13:09,271 - OH, YEAH. 388 00:13:09,305 --> 00:13:10,548 SHOULD HAVE CRUSHED THEIR SPIRITS 389 00:13:10,582 --> 00:13:11,549 WHILE WE HAD THE CHANCE. 390 00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:13,137 - AH, BLEW IT. 391 00:13:13,171 --> 00:13:15,346 WE'RE BAD PARENTS. 392 00:13:17,555 --> 00:13:19,143 [sighs deeply] 393 00:13:19,177 --> 00:13:20,178 - HERE. - HUH? 394 00:13:20,213 --> 00:13:21,628 OH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT. 395 00:13:21,662 --> 00:13:22,525 - I HAVE A DRAWER ALL CLEARED OUT FOR YOU. 396 00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:24,562 IT'S COOL. LOOK, I GOT ALL THIS ROOM. 397 00:13:24,596 --> 00:13:26,529 BESIDES, NOW I CAN STEAL YOUR SWEATERS, LIKE THIS ONE. 398 00:13:26,564 --> 00:13:29,843 - I LOVE THAT SWEATER. - ME TOO. 399 00:13:29,878 --> 00:13:31,569 SO... 400 00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:33,329 OBVIOUSLY, HAVING YOU HERE 401 00:13:33,364 --> 00:13:35,262 IS THE HAPPIEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME 402 00:13:35,297 --> 00:13:38,231 IN MY WHOLE LIFE, BUT I'M JUST CURIOUS. 403 00:13:38,265 --> 00:13:40,129 HOW LONG DO YOU THINK IT'S ACTUALLY GONNA BE 404 00:13:40,164 --> 00:13:41,648 TILL YOU GO BACK? 405 00:13:41,682 --> 00:13:45,479 - I MEAN, UNTIL MY PARENTS CHANGE THEIR MINDS ABOUT ALEX. 406 00:13:47,481 --> 00:13:48,897 - OKAY. 407 00:13:48,931 --> 00:13:50,588 AND ARE YOU GONNA BE, LIKE, SEEING ALEX 408 00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:51,969 DURING THIS TIME OR...? 409 00:13:52,003 --> 00:13:53,315 - WELL, HE WON'T SEE ME 410 00:13:53,349 --> 00:13:55,524 UNTIL THEY DO CHANGE THEIR MINDS, SO... 411 00:13:55,558 --> 00:13:59,424 - SO YOU'RE NOT TALKING TO YOUR PARENTS 412 00:13:59,459 --> 00:14:01,219 FOR A GUY THAT WON'T TALK TO YOU. 413 00:14:01,254 --> 00:14:02,634 - I KNOW. 414 00:14:02,669 --> 00:14:05,223 OKAY, IT'S NOT GREAT. - WELL... 415 00:14:05,258 --> 00:14:06,500 [gasps] OH, NO. 416 00:14:06,535 --> 00:14:08,364 - EW. - EW. 417 00:14:08,399 --> 00:14:12,265 - IT'S SO MANIPULATIVE. - IT'S SO MANIPULATIVE. 418 00:14:12,299 --> 00:14:14,370 - BUT IT'S ALSO KIND OF SWEET. 419 00:14:14,405 --> 00:14:16,510 THEY'RE PRETTY COOL. 420 00:14:16,545 --> 00:14:18,098 - I DON'T KNOW, DAD. 421 00:14:18,133 --> 00:14:19,928 I DON'T THINK IT'S-- OOH! AH! 422 00:14:19,962 --> 00:14:20,963 HA HA HA. 423 00:14:20,998 --> 00:14:22,689 THIS IT? - NO. 424 00:14:22,723 --> 00:14:26,555 THAT'S THE LAST TIME I LEND MY COLEMAN STOVE TO ANYBODY. 425 00:14:26,589 --> 00:14:27,694 - HEY. - HEY. 426 00:14:27,728 --> 00:14:29,627 OH... 427 00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:31,698 THE FUTURE MRS. BRAVERMAN. 428 00:14:31,732 --> 00:14:33,182 - [laughing] 429 00:14:33,217 --> 00:14:35,633 SO I HEAR YOU'RE TAKING MAX CAMPING. 430 00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:36,703 - YES, I AM. 431 00:14:36,737 --> 00:14:38,532 AND JABBAR'S GONNA BE NEXT. 432 00:14:38,567 --> 00:14:40,465 - WHAT ABOUT SYDNEY? 433 00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:43,917 - NO, SYDNEY IS A GIRL. 434 00:14:46,437 --> 00:14:48,439 - WHAT? GIRLS DON'T CAMP? 435 00:14:48,473 --> 00:14:50,682 - NO, HONEY, SEE THIS IS A MALE-BONDING THING. 436 00:14:50,717 --> 00:14:51,925 IT'S TRADITIONAL. 437 00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:53,271 THIS, LIKE, GOES BACK 438 00:14:53,306 --> 00:14:56,171 TO THE ORIGINAL BRAVERMAN HUNTER-GATHERERS. 439 00:14:56,205 --> 00:14:59,484 - THAT IS SEXIST AND ABSURD. 440 00:14:59,519 --> 00:15:01,521 - YES, IT IS... [clears throat] INDEED. 441 00:15:01,555 --> 00:15:03,281 - WELL... - [laughs] 442 00:15:03,316 --> 00:15:05,974 - LUCKILY, WE HAD A BOY, SO... 443 00:15:06,008 --> 00:15:08,528 - OKAY, ON THAT NOTE, I'M GONNA LEAVE NOW 444 00:15:08,562 --> 00:15:10,530 AND GO TEACH MY CLASS. - OKAY. 445 00:15:10,564 --> 00:15:12,981 - AND I'M GONNA LEAVE YOU CAVEMEN TO IT. 446 00:15:13,015 --> 00:15:14,568 - [grunting like an ape] 447 00:15:14,603 --> 00:15:16,191 - BYE. - BYE. 448 00:15:16,225 --> 00:15:18,952 - WELL, I LOVE A WOMAN THAT SPEAKS HER MIND. 449 00:15:18,987 --> 00:15:20,989 - MM-HMM. - SONNY, SHE IS A KEEPER. 450 00:15:21,023 --> 00:15:22,335 - WELL, THANK YOU. 451 00:15:22,369 --> 00:15:24,647 SO, DAD... 452 00:15:24,682 --> 00:15:27,719 YOU'RE 100% ON THIS MAX CAMPING TRIP? 453 00:15:27,754 --> 00:15:29,687 - OH, WAIT A MINUTE. 454 00:15:29,721 --> 00:15:31,275 YOU'RE NOT GONNA LECTURE ME 455 00:15:31,309 --> 00:15:33,380 ABOUT THIS ASPERGER'S THING TOO, ARE YOU? 456 00:15:33,415 --> 00:15:35,313 - WELL, HAVE YOU SEEN MAX HAVE A FULL-FLEDGED MELTDOWN? 457 00:15:35,348 --> 00:15:38,627 - HOW MUCH WORSE COULD IT BE THAN YOURS? 458 00:15:38,661 --> 00:15:40,111 - I DIDN'T HAVE TANTRUMS. 459 00:15:42,389 --> 00:15:44,391 - WELL, YOU WERE A TERROR, CROSBY. 460 00:15:44,426 --> 00:15:46,566 - NO, YOU HAVE ME CONFUSED WITH ONE OF YOUR OTHER KIDS. 461 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:48,602 - MAYBE IT WAS SARAH. - UH-HUH. 462 00:15:48,637 --> 00:15:50,535 - YEAH. - LISTEN, DAD, 463 00:15:50,570 --> 00:15:52,123 WHAT I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU IS 464 00:15:52,158 --> 00:15:54,712 THIS IS A TOTALLY DIFFERENT BALL GAME. 465 00:16:00,235 --> 00:16:01,684 - EXCUSE ME, CORY? 466 00:16:01,719 --> 00:16:05,033 DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE? - UH... 467 00:16:05,067 --> 00:16:06,206 - JUST REALLY QUICK. 468 00:16:06,241 --> 00:16:08,105 UM, I JUST WANTED TO GIVE YOU THIS. 469 00:16:08,139 --> 00:16:12,212 IT'S AN EVALUATION OF ME. 470 00:16:12,247 --> 00:16:13,731 AND--DO YOU MIND? 471 00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:15,422 - PLEASE. 472 00:16:15,457 --> 00:16:17,252 - UM, I JUST WANTED TO EDUCATE YOU ABOUT, 473 00:16:17,286 --> 00:16:19,737 YOU KNOW, WHO I AM. 474 00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:20,807 - OKAY. 475 00:16:20,841 --> 00:16:23,189 - AND I GUESS WHAT I'M HERE TO DO 476 00:16:23,223 --> 00:16:25,432 IS TO ASK YOU FOR A RAISE. 477 00:16:28,711 --> 00:16:30,748 LET ME JUST TELL YOU, UM... 478 00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:31,852 I MEAN, I'VE BEEN AN INTERN FOR A WHILE, 479 00:16:31,887 --> 00:16:34,821 AND, UM, ALSO MY DAUGHTER'S APPLYING TO COLLEGE, 480 00:16:34,855 --> 00:16:36,788 AND IT'S REALLY EXPENSIVE. 481 00:16:36,823 --> 00:16:39,791 - I TOTALLY GET THAT YOU NEED TO PAY 482 00:16:39,826 --> 00:16:41,448 FOR YOUR DAUGHTER'S EDUCATION. 483 00:16:41,483 --> 00:16:44,417 - [chuckling] THANK YOU. OH, MY GOD, BECAUSE-- 484 00:16:44,451 --> 00:16:45,556 - BUT I DON'T THINK SO. 485 00:16:45,590 --> 00:16:48,179 - YOU--NO, SO JUST YOU DON'T THINK-- 486 00:16:48,214 --> 00:16:50,457 - IT'S JUST NOT THE RIGHT TIME. 487 00:16:50,492 --> 00:16:53,288 - WHEN IS THE RIGHT TIME? 488 00:16:55,635 --> 00:16:57,223 - I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW. 489 00:16:57,257 --> 00:16:59,570 - UH, OKAY. 490 00:16:59,604 --> 00:17:02,262 UM, WELL... 491 00:17:02,297 --> 00:17:05,783 IT'S JUST THAT, UH, YOU KNOW, I'M JUST AN INTERN HERE, 492 00:17:05,817 --> 00:17:09,235 AND IF I'M NOT GONNA ADVANCE 493 00:17:09,269 --> 00:17:12,445 OR MAKE ANY MONEY, YOU KNOW, WHAT AM I DOING HERE? 494 00:17:12,479 --> 00:17:14,274 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 495 00:17:14,309 --> 00:17:16,069 - OH, WELL, I DESIGNED THIS SHOE, SEE, 496 00:17:16,104 --> 00:17:17,864 THAT CLICKED-- IT DIDN'T WORK. 497 00:17:17,898 --> 00:17:19,866 BUT, UM, I THOUGHT, YOU KNOW, I WOULD TRY 498 00:17:19,900 --> 00:17:22,627 THIS KIND OF DESIGN OUT AND, YOU KNOW, 499 00:17:22,662 --> 00:17:24,388 SEE IF IT--IF I-- IF IT WAS A GOOD FIT. 500 00:17:24,422 --> 00:17:25,596 - WAS IT? 501 00:17:25,630 --> 00:17:26,804 - YEAH, I MEAN, YOU KNOW, 502 00:17:26,838 --> 00:17:28,426 IT'S NOT EVERYTHING I WANT, BUT, UM... 503 00:17:28,461 --> 00:17:29,600 - WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT? 504 00:17:29,634 --> 00:17:31,809 - IN LIFE? - YEAH. 505 00:17:31,843 --> 00:17:32,948 - WELL, I DON'T KNOW. 506 00:17:32,982 --> 00:17:34,674 I MEAN, I WANT TO MAKE MONEY DOING SOMETHING I LOVE. 507 00:17:34,708 --> 00:17:36,641 - YOU TOTALLY SHOULD. - YEAH, I TOTALLY SHOULD. 508 00:17:36,676 --> 00:17:39,230 BUT YOU CAN'T JUST GO DOING, YOU KNOW, WHAT YOU WANT TO DO. 509 00:17:39,265 --> 00:17:40,473 - WHY NOT? 510 00:17:40,507 --> 00:17:41,888 - [scoffs] WELL, I MEAN, I'VE TRIED THAT, 511 00:17:41,922 --> 00:17:44,546 AND I HAVEN'T--YOU KNOW, I HAVEN'T FOUND THE-- 512 00:17:44,580 --> 00:17:46,237 YOU KNOW, I HAVEN'T FOUND IT YET, SO... 513 00:17:46,272 --> 00:17:48,308 - OKAY. OKAY. 514 00:17:49,930 --> 00:17:51,863 - BUT--SO, OKAY. 515 00:17:51,898 --> 00:17:55,488 BUT SO IT'S NOT HERE IS WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. 516 00:17:55,522 --> 00:17:56,765 - MAYBE NOT. 517 00:17:59,181 --> 00:18:00,217 [car horn honks] 518 00:18:00,251 --> 00:18:02,495 - OKAY, MAX, YOU READY? - NO. 519 00:18:02,529 --> 00:18:04,152 I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS. I'M NOT EXCITED ABOUT IT. 520 00:18:04,186 --> 00:18:05,498 - IT'S GONNA BE REALLY EXCITING. 521 00:18:05,532 --> 00:18:07,155 - NO, IT'S NOT GONNA BE REALLY EXCITING. 522 00:18:07,189 --> 00:18:08,328 - YES, IT IS. 523 00:18:08,363 --> 00:18:09,847 IT'S GONNA BE SO MUCH FUN. 524 00:18:09,881 --> 00:18:11,331 - NO, IT'S NOT. IT'S NOT GONNA BE ANY FUN. 525 00:18:11,366 --> 00:18:12,332 - I PROMISE YOU. - HEY, HEY! 526 00:18:12,367 --> 00:18:13,885 - CAN I LOOK FOR BUGS NOW? 527 00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:15,611 - OKAY, MAX, YOU READY FOR THE CAMPING TRIP? 528 00:18:15,646 --> 00:18:16,750 - YES, HE IS. - YEAH. 529 00:18:16,785 --> 00:18:18,718 - IT'S GONNA BE GREAT. - THAT-A-BOY. 530 00:18:18,752 --> 00:18:20,685 HEY, KRISTINA, I WANT YOU TO KNOW SOMETHING. 531 00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:22,791 - WHAT? - I READ THE INSTRUCTION MANUAL 532 00:18:22,825 --> 00:18:24,413 COVER TO COVER. - OKAY, GOOD. 533 00:18:24,448 --> 00:18:25,759 - I AM NOW IN THE KNOW. 534 00:18:25,794 --> 00:18:27,416 - OKAY, THAT'S EXCELLENT. WHAT ABOUT HIS MEALS? 535 00:18:27,451 --> 00:18:29,453 HOW ARE YOU PLANNING ON DEALING WITH MEALS? 536 00:18:29,487 --> 00:18:30,730 - THE MEALS ARE GONNA BE FISH FOR DINNER 537 00:18:30,764 --> 00:18:32,387 AND PROBABLY STEAK AND EGGS FOR BREAKFAST. 538 00:18:32,421 --> 00:18:34,354 - YEAH, NO, THE FISH HE WON'T DO. 539 00:18:34,389 --> 00:18:35,597 HE WON'T DO THE FISH, 540 00:18:35,631 --> 00:18:37,185 AND STEAK HE WILL ONLY DO REALLY WELL DONE. 541 00:18:37,219 --> 00:18:38,565 IF IT'S PINK, HE'S NOT GONNA EAT IT, 542 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:39,842 AND THE EGGS-- THEY CAN ONLY BE COOKED 543 00:18:39,877 --> 00:18:41,361 IN THE ORANGE FRYING PAN AT HOME. 544 00:18:41,396 --> 00:18:42,466 - YEAH. - THIS WAS ALL ON THE... 545 00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:44,192 INSTRUCTION MANUAL. - OKAY, WELL, SEE, KRISTINA, 546 00:18:44,226 --> 00:18:45,538 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 547 00:18:45,572 --> 00:18:49,749 WHEN MEN GO INTO THE WOODS, THINGS HAPPEN. 548 00:18:49,783 --> 00:18:52,165 WE GO INTO A SURVIVAL MODE. 549 00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:53,373 WE'RE GONNA BE JUST FINE. 550 00:18:53,408 --> 00:18:54,478 - MM. - DON'T YOU WORRY. 551 00:18:54,512 --> 00:18:55,789 [cell phone rings] - THAT'S THE-- 552 00:18:55,824 --> 00:18:57,550 - AW, MAN. - UGH. 553 00:18:57,584 --> 00:18:58,723 - HELLO? - HEY, DAD, 554 00:18:58,758 --> 00:19:00,242 DID YOU REMEMBER TO BRING THOSE BUG BOOKS 555 00:19:00,277 --> 00:19:01,519 THAT I GAVE YOU FOR MAX 556 00:19:01,554 --> 00:19:04,833 SO HE CAN HAVE SOME TIME TO HIMSELF TO READ? 557 00:19:04,867 --> 00:19:07,663 - HEY, SON, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 558 00:19:07,698 --> 00:19:08,837 - WHAT? 559 00:19:08,871 --> 00:19:10,390 - YOU AND YOUR WIFE ARE INSANE. 560 00:19:10,425 --> 00:19:11,909 - WELL, DO YOU HAVE THEM OR NOT? 561 00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:13,462 - YEAH, I GOT THE BUG BOOKS. - YOU DO? 562 00:19:13,497 --> 00:19:16,293 - HEY, MAX. ALL SET FOR YOUR BIG ADVENTURE? 563 00:19:16,327 --> 00:19:17,708 - MAX, GET UP. LISTEN TO ME. - HI, KRISTINA. 564 00:19:17,742 --> 00:19:20,228 - HEY, CAMILLE. - HEY, LISTEN TO ME. 565 00:19:20,262 --> 00:19:22,299 I WANT YOU TO HAVE A GOOD TIME, OKAY? 566 00:19:22,333 --> 00:19:23,817 BECAUSE GRANDPA NEVER TOOK ME CAMPING, 567 00:19:23,852 --> 00:19:25,992 SO APPRECIATE IT, OKAY? 568 00:19:26,026 --> 00:19:27,959 OKAY. THERE WE GO. 569 00:19:27,994 --> 00:19:30,548 both: PSHEW! 570 00:19:30,583 --> 00:19:31,929 - I DON'T WANT TO GO. YOU GO. 571 00:19:31,963 --> 00:19:32,826 - COME ON, MAX. COME ON. 572 00:19:32,861 --> 00:19:33,931 - HEY. - HI. 573 00:19:33,965 --> 00:19:35,519 - EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT? - YEAH. 574 00:19:35,553 --> 00:19:36,968 - NEED ANYTHING? - NOPE. 575 00:19:37,003 --> 00:19:39,350 - YOUR BROTHER MISSES YOU. - THANKS FOR THE CLOTHES. 576 00:19:39,385 --> 00:19:40,593 - SHE OKAY? 577 00:19:40,627 --> 00:19:42,940 [horn honks] - OKAY. 578 00:19:42,974 --> 00:19:43,906 - BYE, BUDDY. 579 00:19:43,941 --> 00:19:45,874 - ADIOS, AMIGOS! - OKAY, HAVE FUN. 580 00:19:45,908 --> 00:19:47,600 JUST DRIVE SAFELY, ALL RIGHT, POP? 581 00:19:47,634 --> 00:19:48,877 [tires squealing] 582 00:19:48,911 --> 00:19:50,913 - OH, MY GOD. 583 00:19:50,948 --> 00:19:52,398 OH, DEAR GOD. 584 00:19:52,432 --> 00:19:54,607 - BYE. 585 00:20:08,483 --> 00:20:10,726 - OHH. - YOU ALL RIGHT? 586 00:20:10,761 --> 00:20:12,038 - I DON'T KNOW, HONEY. 587 00:20:12,072 --> 00:20:13,626 SOMETHING JUST CAME OVER ME. 588 00:20:13,660 --> 00:20:16,284 I'M LIKE... 589 00:20:16,318 --> 00:20:17,871 CAN YOU FEEL MY FOREHEAD... 590 00:20:17,906 --> 00:20:19,287 - YEAH. - JUST FOR A SECOND? 591 00:20:19,321 --> 00:20:20,771 LIKE, I'M-- IT'S ALL PAIN. 592 00:20:20,805 --> 00:20:22,497 - LET'S SEE. - LIKE, RIGHT HERE. 593 00:20:22,531 --> 00:20:24,706 - OH, YEAH. OOH, I DON'T WANT TO GET TOO CLOSE, 594 00:20:24,740 --> 00:20:27,467 'CAUSE YOU'VE DEFINITELY GOT A BAD CASE 595 00:20:27,502 --> 00:20:29,055 OF "I DON'T WANT TO GO TO THIS PARTY-ITIS." 596 00:20:29,089 --> 00:20:31,057 A SEVERE CASE. - OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 597 00:20:31,091 --> 00:20:33,266 - WHAT? - I DON'T WANT TO GO. 598 00:20:33,301 --> 00:20:35,579 I CAN'T GO THERE AND ACT LIKE EVERYTHING'S OKAY. 599 00:20:35,613 --> 00:20:37,615 OKAY? JULIA WILL UNDERSTAND. IT'S FINE. 600 00:20:37,650 --> 00:20:39,030 - OH, YEAH. COME ON, I MEAN, IT'S JULIA. 601 00:20:39,065 --> 00:20:41,654 I MEAN, SHE'S THE MOST EASYGOING PERSON IN THE WORLD. 602 00:20:43,311 --> 00:20:45,036 - HONEY, HADDIE LOOKED SO HAPPY. 603 00:20:45,071 --> 00:20:47,004 - YEAH. 604 00:20:47,038 --> 00:20:50,283 [cell phone rings] 605 00:20:50,318 --> 00:20:52,043 HOLD ON. 606 00:20:52,078 --> 00:20:53,631 - WHO IS THAT? - HEY. HELLO? 607 00:20:53,666 --> 00:20:55,081 - ZEEK? - WHAT'S UP? 608 00:20:55,115 --> 00:20:56,358 - IS MAX OKAY? 609 00:20:56,393 --> 00:20:58,291 - YEAH. - IS IT JULIA? 610 00:20:58,326 --> 00:20:59,499 THE PARTY'S CANCELED, ISN'T IT? 611 00:20:59,534 --> 00:21:00,707 - NO, I GET IT, I THINK. 612 00:21:00,742 --> 00:21:02,399 - I BET THE PARTY'S CANCELED. 613 00:21:02,433 --> 00:21:03,296 I DON'T HAVE TO GO. - OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 614 00:21:03,331 --> 00:21:04,435 NO, IT'S NOT A PROBLEM. 615 00:21:04,470 --> 00:21:05,816 I WILL BE THERE AS SOON AS I CAN, OKAY? 616 00:21:05,850 --> 00:21:07,093 ALL RIGHT, BYE. - WHO WAS THAT? 617 00:21:07,127 --> 00:21:08,163 - THAT WAS CORY FROM WORK. 618 00:21:08,197 --> 00:21:09,785 HE WANTS ME TO COME TO THE OFFICE IMMEDIATELY. 619 00:21:09,820 --> 00:21:11,339 - IT'S SATURDAY. WHY ARE YOU-- - YEAH, I KNOW. 620 00:21:11,373 --> 00:21:13,375 BECAUSE HE SAYS HE'S FIGURED IT ALL OUT. 621 00:21:13,410 --> 00:21:14,445 - FIGURED WHAT OUT? 622 00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:17,310 - SHOES. 623 00:21:17,345 --> 00:21:19,312 - HEY, MAX, COME HERE 624 00:21:19,347 --> 00:21:21,003 AND HELP ME SET UP THE TENT, WILL YOU? 625 00:21:21,038 --> 00:21:22,315 AND THEN WE CAN GO FISHING. 626 00:21:22,350 --> 00:21:24,006 - YOU SAID WE COULD LOOK FOR BUGS. 627 00:21:24,041 --> 00:21:26,354 - YEAH, BUT I THINK WE SHOULD GET THE CAMP READY 628 00:21:26,388 --> 00:21:28,425 WHILE WE STILL HAVE LIGHT HERE, GRANDSON. 629 00:21:28,459 --> 00:21:29,840 - I WANT TO LOOK FOR BUGS NOW, THOUGH. 630 00:21:29,874 --> 00:21:33,361 - WELL, MAXIMO, I COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP OVER HERE. 631 00:21:33,395 --> 00:21:35,086 COME ON, NOW. WE'RE A TEAM. 632 00:21:35,121 --> 00:21:37,330 - IF WE'RE A TEAM, THEN HOW ABOUT WE LOOK FOR BUGS FIRST, 633 00:21:37,365 --> 00:21:39,056 THEN SET UP THE TENT? 634 00:21:42,162 --> 00:21:43,163 - WHY CAN'T WE EAT ANYTHING? 635 00:21:43,198 --> 00:21:45,373 - BECAUSE I'M SURE SHE'LL BE HERE ANY MINUTE, 636 00:21:45,407 --> 00:21:46,305 AND THEN SHE GETS TO SEE... - WE CAN'T EAT THAT? 637 00:21:46,339 --> 00:21:47,375 - HOW BEAUTIFULLY IT'S ALL PRESENTED. 638 00:21:47,409 --> 00:21:49,963 - WHAT ABOUT THAT? - NOT GETTING ANYTHING YET. 639 00:21:49,998 --> 00:21:52,449 - JULES, CAN I GET A LITTLE MORE? 640 00:21:52,483 --> 00:21:54,002 - YEAH. IS IT MINTY ENOUGH? - IT'S DELICIOUS. 641 00:21:54,036 --> 00:21:56,418 - DID CROSBY TELL YOU ABOUT ALL HER FOOD ALLERGIES AND STUFF? 642 00:21:56,453 --> 00:21:58,765 - WHAT? - DAIRY, NUTS, SHELLFISH. 643 00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:00,664 - ARE YOU KIDDING? I MADE-- 644 00:22:00,698 --> 00:22:02,631 OKAY, I MADE CRAB CAKES. - LEMONS, LIMES. 645 00:22:02,666 --> 00:22:03,977 - THAT'S EVERYTHING. 646 00:22:04,012 --> 00:22:06,497 THAT'S DAIRY. SHE'S GOT SOMETHING, I THINK. 647 00:22:06,532 --> 00:22:08,154 - [laughing] 648 00:22:08,188 --> 00:22:09,707 - IT'S JUST SO EASY. 649 00:22:09,742 --> 00:22:11,122 IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL. 650 00:22:11,157 --> 00:22:12,641 - YOU'RE A BAD, BAD PERSON. 651 00:22:12,676 --> 00:22:14,402 - IT LOOKS REALLY GOOD. I CAN'T WAIT TO EAT. 652 00:22:14,436 --> 00:22:16,542 - YEAH, IT'S DELICIOUS. I DON'T DESERVE THAT. 653 00:22:16,576 --> 00:22:18,475 IS IT ALWAYS LIKE THIS? AM I ALWAYS THAT GULLIBLE? 654 00:22:18,509 --> 00:22:19,579 IT'S JUST LIKE-- 655 00:22:19,614 --> 00:22:22,168 - HADDIE'S DOING WELL, YOU KNOW, SO DON'T WORRY. 656 00:22:22,202 --> 00:22:24,377 I KNOW IT'S CRAZY, BUT SHE'S DOING GREAT. 657 00:22:24,412 --> 00:22:25,413 - THANKS. THANKS FOR, UM, 658 00:22:25,447 --> 00:22:28,174 YOU KNOW, LOOKING OUT FOR HER. APPRECIATE IT. 659 00:22:28,208 --> 00:22:30,418 - I'VE BEEN THERE. - YEAH. 660 00:22:30,452 --> 00:22:33,110 - YOU KNOW, IF I TOLD YOU HOW MANY TIMES 661 00:22:33,144 --> 00:22:34,905 THIS ONE HERE RAN AWAY FROM HOME... 662 00:22:34,939 --> 00:22:36,424 - MOM. - YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE IT. 663 00:22:36,458 --> 00:22:37,321 - NOT THIS ONE. - NOT THAT ONE. 664 00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:39,392 - YOU MANAGED SOMEHOW TO MAKE ME FEEL 665 00:22:39,427 --> 00:22:41,567 LIKE A REALLY ROTTEN MOTHER, YOU KNOW? 666 00:22:41,601 --> 00:22:43,016 - SORRY. 667 00:22:43,051 --> 00:22:45,916 - WELL, I DON'T REALLY FEEL LIKE A ROTTEN MOTHER, 668 00:22:45,950 --> 00:22:49,160 BUT SORRY YOU FELT LIKE THAT. 669 00:22:49,195 --> 00:22:52,474 - I DIDN'T MEAN YOU. I WAS TALKING ABOUT ME. 670 00:22:52,509 --> 00:22:54,683 - MM. 671 00:22:54,718 --> 00:22:57,514 CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT SOMETHING DIFFERENT, YOU KNOW? 672 00:22:57,548 --> 00:22:58,756 I'D KIND OF LIKE TO TAKE THE NIGHT OFF 673 00:22:58,791 --> 00:23:00,896 FROM THINKING ABOUT MY TEENAGE DAUGHTER AND HER PROBLEMS. 674 00:23:00,931 --> 00:23:02,484 - LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT ANY KIDS AT ALL. 675 00:23:02,519 --> 00:23:05,418 - ABSOLUTELY. THIS IS CAREFREE NIGHT. 676 00:23:05,453 --> 00:23:06,592 [doorbell rings] THIS IS LADIES' NIGHT. 677 00:23:06,626 --> 00:23:08,456 WE'RE GONNA HAVE GIRLS' NIGHT. 678 00:23:08,490 --> 00:23:10,043 LET'S MAKE-- - HELLO, HELLO! 679 00:23:10,078 --> 00:23:11,217 - HI! - HEY, LADIES. 680 00:23:11,251 --> 00:23:14,462 - THERE SHE IS, THE BRIDE-TO-BE! 681 00:23:14,496 --> 00:23:16,636 OF COURSE, THE LADY OF THE HOUR. 682 00:23:16,671 --> 00:23:18,431 - HELLO! 683 00:23:18,466 --> 00:23:20,606 - HELLO. EVERYONE LOOKS GORGEOUS. 684 00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:24,506 - OKAY, SO THE BRIDE-TO-BE HAS TO WEAR THIS! 685 00:23:24,541 --> 00:23:25,714 - OH, WOW. 686 00:23:25,749 --> 00:23:27,889 - IT'S YOUR PARTY! - I'LL JUST PUT IT-- 687 00:23:27,923 --> 00:23:29,235 UH, I NEED A MIRROR TO PUT IT ON. 688 00:23:29,269 --> 00:23:30,719 - AFTER YOU HAVE A DRINK. 689 00:23:30,754 --> 00:23:32,445 - AND A DRINK. - A DRINK. 690 00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:34,551 - YES. YES, YES, YES. - I MADE MOJITOS. 691 00:23:34,585 --> 00:23:36,553 - AND THEY'RE GOOD. - THEY ARE GOOD, RIGHT? 692 00:23:36,587 --> 00:23:38,244 - YEAH. 693 00:23:38,278 --> 00:23:40,211 - WE ALSO HAVE RED WINE, WHITE WINE. 694 00:23:40,246 --> 00:23:43,594 - OH, I'M COMING. - OKAY, DO YOU WANT A MOJITO? 695 00:23:46,494 --> 00:23:47,564 - HEY. 696 00:23:47,598 --> 00:23:49,531 - HEY. YOU WANTED TO TALK TO ME? 697 00:23:49,566 --> 00:23:51,050 - I FIGURED IT OUT. 698 00:23:51,084 --> 00:23:53,811 - YOU FIGURED WHAT OUT-- COLD FUSION? 699 00:23:53,846 --> 00:23:54,950 [pen clatters] 700 00:23:54,985 --> 00:23:55,917 - NO. 701 00:23:55,951 --> 00:23:58,091 I FIGURED OUT WHAT TO DO WITH THE COMPANY. 702 00:23:58,126 --> 00:24:00,577 - OH, OKAY. WHAT, UH... 703 00:24:00,611 --> 00:24:01,750 WHAT'S, UH--WHAT'S ALL THIS? 704 00:24:01,785 --> 00:24:03,787 - ALL RIGHT, CHECK IT OUT. THIS IS WHERE WE STARTED. 705 00:24:03,821 --> 00:24:06,168 ONE STORE ON UNIVERSITY AVENUE 706 00:24:06,203 --> 00:24:09,068 WITH ONE SHOE-- ONE BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT DESIGN. 707 00:24:09,102 --> 00:24:10,587 - YEAH, I KNOW, I WAS THERE. 708 00:24:10,621 --> 00:24:11,864 - I KNOW YOU WERE, MAN. 709 00:24:11,898 --> 00:24:13,279 I KNOW YOU WERE. 710 00:24:13,313 --> 00:24:14,729 AND THEN WE EXPANDED. 711 00:24:14,763 --> 00:24:17,663 TWO STORES, THREE STORES - YEP. 712 00:24:17,697 --> 00:24:19,665 - THEN WE STARTED SELLING TO CHAIN STORES. 713 00:24:19,699 --> 00:24:21,494 THEN THERE'S THE ONLINE STORE, RIGHT? 714 00:24:21,529 --> 00:24:23,531 THE T&S CROSS-TRAINER. - YEAH. 715 00:24:23,565 --> 00:24:24,877 - THE T&S AIR WALKER. 716 00:24:24,911 --> 00:24:26,499 - YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW, WE WERE DIVERSIFYING 717 00:24:26,534 --> 00:24:27,604 THE PRODUCT LINE AT THE TIME. 718 00:24:27,638 --> 00:24:29,295 - AND WE WIPED OUT, DUDE. - IT WAS A BIG SELLER. 719 00:24:29,329 --> 00:24:30,883 - WHO CARES? 720 00:24:30,917 --> 00:24:32,781 WE LOST THE MAGIC. 721 00:24:32,816 --> 00:24:35,543 GIMMICKS, MAN... 722 00:24:35,577 --> 00:24:39,547 GIMMICKS, THEY'RE JUST-- OH, I CAN'T STAND THEM. 723 00:24:39,581 --> 00:24:41,549 WHEN I BOUGHT MY FIRST PAIR OF T&S SHOES, 724 00:24:41,583 --> 00:24:45,656 I WAS LIKE, "YES, THIS IS ME. 725 00:24:45,691 --> 00:24:47,313 THIS IS WHO I AM." 726 00:24:47,347 --> 00:24:49,108 AND LOOK AT US NOW. 727 00:24:49,142 --> 00:24:51,628 LOOK AT WHAT WE'VE BECOME-- 728 00:24:51,662 --> 00:24:53,284 JUST GIMMICKS... 729 00:24:53,319 --> 00:24:54,562 - UH-HUH. [wrapper crinkles] 730 00:24:54,596 --> 00:24:56,149 - AND CLUTTER. - OKAY. 731 00:24:56,184 --> 00:24:58,531 - WE TOTALLY LOST OUR WAY, MAN. 732 00:24:58,566 --> 00:25:00,602 MMM. 733 00:25:00,637 --> 00:25:01,983 [wrapper crinkles] 734 00:25:02,017 --> 00:25:03,985 - EDIBLE? 735 00:25:04,019 --> 00:25:06,228 - OKAY, THANK YOU. 736 00:25:06,263 --> 00:25:08,196 - IN 1999, I BOUGHT MY FIRST PAIR 737 00:25:08,230 --> 00:25:09,818 OF T&S SURF-RIDERS, 738 00:25:09,853 --> 00:25:11,613 THE BEST DAMN SANDAL EVER MADE, MAN. 739 00:25:11,648 --> 00:25:12,856 - AGREED. THAT WAS A GREAT SHOE. 740 00:25:12,890 --> 00:25:16,273 - IT WAS A GREAT SHOE. 741 00:25:16,307 --> 00:25:19,310 ONE SHOE... ONE SHOE, DUDE-- 742 00:25:19,345 --> 00:25:21,658 THAT IS OUR MISSION. - MM-HMM. 743 00:25:21,692 --> 00:25:24,902 WELL, YOU KNOW, CORY, 744 00:25:24,937 --> 00:25:26,835 THAT'S JUST NOT THE WAY THIS BUSINESS 745 00:25:26,870 --> 00:25:27,974 REALLY WORKS ANYMORE. 746 00:25:28,009 --> 00:25:29,010 - EXACTLY. 747 00:25:29,044 --> 00:25:30,908 IT'S WHAT MADE T&S GREAT. 748 00:25:30,943 --> 00:25:33,601 IT'LL BE WHAT MAKES IT GREAT AGAIN. 749 00:25:38,398 --> 00:25:40,780 - SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT. - I KNOW. 750 00:25:40,815 --> 00:25:42,161 - BY THE TIME JABBAR GOES TO COLLEGE, 751 00:25:42,195 --> 00:25:43,714 WHO KNOWS HOW EXPENSIVE IT'LL BE? 752 00:25:43,749 --> 00:25:45,578 - OH, THAT'S WHAT I'M DEALING WITH RIGHT NOW. 753 00:25:45,613 --> 00:25:46,545 I QUIT MY JOB WITH ADAM 754 00:25:46,579 --> 00:25:48,339 BECAUSE I MAKE MORE IN TIPS AT THE BAR. 755 00:25:48,374 --> 00:25:50,756 IT'S NOT MY DREAM, BUT WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 756 00:25:50,790 --> 00:25:52,965 - WELL, NOW YOU HAVE TIME TO PURSUE YOUR DREAM. 757 00:25:52,999 --> 00:25:54,104 - OH, OKAY, MOM. 758 00:25:54,138 --> 00:25:55,277 - OKAY. - I'LL DO THAT BETWEEN SHIFTS. 759 00:25:55,312 --> 00:25:56,900 - I WAS THINKING BEFORE DESSERT 760 00:25:56,934 --> 00:25:58,626 AND BEFORE WE OPEN YOUR PRESENTS, 761 00:25:58,660 --> 00:25:59,592 WE WOULD PLAY THIS GAME. 762 00:25:59,627 --> 00:26:01,007 "TABLE TOPICS-- 763 00:26:01,042 --> 00:26:03,078 QUESTIONS TO START GREAT CONVERSATIONS." 764 00:26:03,113 --> 00:26:04,804 SO LET'S GO TO THE TABLE. 765 00:26:04,839 --> 00:26:07,186 - WAIT, WE'RE AT THE TABLE, AND WE HAVE TOPICS. 766 00:26:07,220 --> 00:26:08,705 - YES, BUT WE'RE DONE WITH DINNER, 767 00:26:08,739 --> 00:26:09,947 AND WE'RE GONNA GO TO THAT TABLE. 768 00:26:09,982 --> 00:26:11,224 - WE'RE HAVING A CONVERSATION. 769 00:26:11,259 --> 00:26:13,399 - AND THIS IS GONNA BE ANOTHER DIFFERENT, FUN CONVERSATION. 770 00:26:13,433 --> 00:26:14,987 - OH! A DIFFERENT, FUN ONE, OKAY. 771 00:26:15,021 --> 00:26:17,196 - COME ON, LET'S GO. IT WILL BE FUN. 772 00:26:17,230 --> 00:26:19,716 - OH, MY GOODNESS. - "TABLE TOPICS." 773 00:26:19,750 --> 00:26:20,924 CAN'T WAIT. 774 00:26:20,958 --> 00:26:23,098 - UH, HEY, JULES, YOU KNOW WHAT? 775 00:26:23,133 --> 00:26:25,169 I'M ACTUALLY GONNA HEAD OUT. I'VE--I'M-- 776 00:26:25,204 --> 00:26:27,137 - OH, KRISTINA. - I'M SO TIRED. 777 00:26:27,171 --> 00:26:29,311 I'VE HAD JUST A REALLY LONG WEEK, AND I'M-- 778 00:26:29,346 --> 00:26:30,416 - I'M SORRY. YOU'RE MISSING DESSERT. 779 00:26:30,450 --> 00:26:31,831 - I KNOW. SAVE ME SOME. 780 00:26:31,866 --> 00:26:33,350 - LET HER GO. 781 00:26:33,384 --> 00:26:36,629 [whispering] SHE HAS A LOT ON HER MIND. 782 00:26:36,664 --> 00:26:38,113 - I'M SORRY. WHAT, CAMILLE? I-- 783 00:26:38,148 --> 00:26:40,668 DID YOU SAY SOMETHING? 784 00:26:40,702 --> 00:26:42,635 'CAUSE I'M... 785 00:26:42,670 --> 00:26:44,188 - [normal voice] I JUST SAID YOU HAVE A LOT ON YOUR MIND, 786 00:26:44,223 --> 00:26:47,295 AND IF YOU WANT TO GO, YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO GO. 787 00:26:47,329 --> 00:26:49,331 - THANK YOU. 788 00:26:49,366 --> 00:26:51,679 DINNER WAS DELICIOUS. 789 00:26:51,713 --> 00:26:53,784 I'LL SEE YA. 790 00:26:56,787 --> 00:26:59,721 [door opens, closes] 791 00:26:59,756 --> 00:27:02,137 - NO, YOU GOT TO GO IN THAT HALF-PIPE. 792 00:27:02,172 --> 00:27:03,656 YOU GOT TO GO IN FROM THE TOP. 793 00:27:03,691 --> 00:27:04,968 [doorbell rings] - YEAH, I SAW THE BARREL. 794 00:27:05,002 --> 00:27:06,072 - IF YOU GO OVER-- HIT PAUSE. 795 00:27:06,107 --> 00:27:07,729 [knock at door] IF YOU OLLIE IT, 796 00:27:07,764 --> 00:27:09,731 YOU GET EXTRA POINTS. 797 00:27:09,766 --> 00:27:11,077 - HEY, SORRY I'M LATE. 798 00:27:11,112 --> 00:27:12,458 I JUST GOT CALLED INTO THE OFFICE. 799 00:27:12,492 --> 00:27:14,771 IT WAS A TOTAL AMBUSH. IT WAS UNBELIEVABLE. 800 00:27:14,805 --> 00:27:16,013 BUT IT WAS PRETTY MIND-BLOWING TOO, 801 00:27:16,048 --> 00:27:17,670 BECAUSE YOU REMEMBER THAT BOSS THAT I HAVE 802 00:27:17,705 --> 00:27:19,051 WHO I THINK IS AN IDIOT, BUT HE-- 803 00:27:19,085 --> 00:27:20,052 YOU DON'T REMEMBER THAT GUY? 804 00:27:20,086 --> 00:27:21,053 WELL, HE'S NOT AN IDIOT. 805 00:27:21,087 --> 00:27:22,744 I MEAN, HE IS, BUT HE'S NOT. 806 00:27:22,779 --> 00:27:24,746 HE'S GOT ALL THESE WACKED-OUT CHARTS 807 00:27:24,781 --> 00:27:27,335 AND MUMBO JUMBO DRAWN ALL OVER HIS OFFICE WALLS. 808 00:27:27,369 --> 00:27:29,751 IT MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE WHATSOEVER 809 00:27:29,786 --> 00:27:31,753 UNTIL, BAM, IT HITS ME LIKE A RAINBOW. 810 00:27:31,788 --> 00:27:32,927 YOU KNOW? YOU KNOW HOW YOU ALWAYS THINK 811 00:27:32,961 --> 00:27:35,757 THE GRASS IS GREENER, BUT YOU GET THERE, AND IT'S NOT? 812 00:27:35,792 --> 00:27:37,759 WELL, HE'S RIGHT. HE'S RIGHT. 813 00:27:37,794 --> 00:27:40,175 - HIT YOU LIKE A RAINBOW? - YEAH, HE'S RIGHT. 814 00:27:40,210 --> 00:27:43,454 THE GRASS IS GREENER WHEN WE GET BACK TO BASICS AT T&S, OKAY? 815 00:27:43,489 --> 00:27:45,698 ALTHOUGH ONE SHOE, WHICH IS WHAT HE WANTS TO DO, 816 00:27:45,733 --> 00:27:46,734 THAT'S INSANE. 817 00:27:46,768 --> 00:27:48,805 THAT IS IN-SANE-- 818 00:27:48,839 --> 00:27:50,151 ONE SHOE. 819 00:27:50,185 --> 00:27:51,704 BUT WE DO HAVE TO GET BACK TO THE CORE, YOU KNOW, 820 00:27:51,739 --> 00:27:53,395 OF WHAT T&S IS, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 821 00:27:53,430 --> 00:27:54,776 - LET ME TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR EYES. 822 00:27:54,811 --> 00:27:55,812 - OW, GOD! 823 00:27:55,846 --> 00:27:58,090 - DOUBLE RAINBOW, LET ME LOOK AT YOUR EYES. 824 00:27:58,124 --> 00:27:59,332 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY FACE? 825 00:27:59,367 --> 00:28:00,851 - WHAT HAVE YOU CONSUMED? YOU'RE... 826 00:28:00,886 --> 00:28:02,439 YOU'RE WASTED, RIGHT? 827 00:28:02,473 --> 00:28:03,820 - NO, I'M NOT. 828 00:28:03,854 --> 00:28:05,476 - LISTEN, YOU'RE-- ARE YOU STONED? 829 00:28:05,511 --> 00:28:06,892 - COME ON, PLEASE, CROSBY. 830 00:28:06,926 --> 00:28:07,927 IS IT-- WHAT IS THAT? 831 00:28:07,962 --> 00:28:10,309 CAN I HAVE THAT? - HEY! WHERE DID YOU GET THIS? 832 00:28:10,343 --> 00:28:11,448 - MY BOSS GAVE IT TO ME. 833 00:28:11,482 --> 00:28:12,725 - YOUR BOSS GAVE YOU THIS? - YEAH. 834 00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:13,795 - YOUR BOSS GAVE YOU A LOLLIPOP. 835 00:28:13,830 --> 00:28:14,831 - YEAH, IT'S TANGERINE. 836 00:28:14,865 --> 00:28:16,833 - YOU SEE THIS? - IT'S TANGERINE. 837 00:28:16,867 --> 00:28:18,213 JOEL, TASTE IT. IT'S TANGERINE. 838 00:28:18,248 --> 00:28:19,145 - I'M NOT GONNA TASTE IT. 839 00:28:19,180 --> 00:28:21,872 - ADAM, DO YOU KNOW WHAT AN EDIBLE IS? 840 00:28:21,907 --> 00:28:24,910 - I KNOW WHAT AN EDIBLE COMPLEX IS. 841 00:28:24,944 --> 00:28:26,912 [laughing] 842 00:28:26,946 --> 00:28:28,741 - [laughing] 843 00:28:28,776 --> 00:28:30,191 - JOEL GOT IT. 844 00:28:30,225 --> 00:28:31,744 - YOU DON'T EVEN-- YOU'RE-- 845 00:28:31,779 --> 00:28:33,815 BUDDY, YOU'RE... 846 00:28:33,850 --> 00:28:36,128 YOU'RE HIGH. 847 00:28:36,162 --> 00:28:37,508 - EDIBLE MARIJUANA-- THAT'S WHAT THIS IS. 848 00:28:37,543 --> 00:28:39,959 - THIS IS MEDICINAL MARIJUANA, 849 00:28:39,994 --> 00:28:41,409 AND I DON'T THINK YOU-- - HE DRUGGED ME? 850 00:28:41,443 --> 00:28:43,066 - YES. 851 00:28:43,100 --> 00:28:45,102 - SERIOUSLY, HE SLIPPED ME A MICKEY? 852 00:28:45,137 --> 00:28:47,864 I'M HIGH. - YOU'RE HIGH. 853 00:28:49,831 --> 00:28:54,180 - [laughing] 854 00:29:13,372 --> 00:29:14,891 - WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT THINKS 855 00:29:14,925 --> 00:29:19,412 THAT THIS IS AN ACCIDENT WAITING TO HAPPEN? 856 00:29:19,447 --> 00:29:21,173 YOU DON'T. 857 00:29:21,207 --> 00:29:24,555 ADAM DOESN'T. 858 00:29:24,590 --> 00:29:27,006 HADDIE DEFINITELY DOESN'T. 859 00:29:29,491 --> 00:29:31,493 I JUST KNOW IN MY GUT, CAMILLE, 860 00:29:31,528 --> 00:29:32,840 THAT I'M RIGHT ABOUT THIS. 861 00:29:32,874 --> 00:29:34,531 I JUST DO. 862 00:29:38,846 --> 00:29:40,848 I JUST... 863 00:29:45,300 --> 00:29:47,855 [crying] 864 00:29:56,553 --> 00:30:00,937 - WELL, I BROUGHT ADAM UP HERE, CROSBY, DREW, 865 00:30:00,971 --> 00:30:05,079 AND NOW YOU, GRANDSON. 866 00:30:05,113 --> 00:30:08,565 AND EVERY TIME I'M UP HERE, IT'S JUST SO BEAUTIFUL. 867 00:30:11,464 --> 00:30:16,055 I WISH THAT MY LIFE HAD THAT KIND OF CLARITY. 868 00:30:22,061 --> 00:30:23,891 WHEN I GOT BACK FROM VIETNAM, 869 00:30:23,925 --> 00:30:25,651 MY LIFE WAS A MESS. 870 00:30:25,685 --> 00:30:29,448 I WAS A MESS. 871 00:30:29,482 --> 00:30:32,554 YOUR GRANDMOTHER-- SHE HUNG IN THERE, THOUGH. 872 00:30:35,005 --> 00:30:37,421 SHE JUST LOVED ME, AND... 873 00:30:39,527 --> 00:30:42,495 SHE WOULDN'T LET ME GO. 874 00:30:42,530 --> 00:30:46,223 I THINK SHE SAVED MY LIFE. 875 00:30:46,258 --> 00:30:50,538 - HAVE WE DONE EVERYTHING WE'RE SUPPOSED TO DO? 876 00:30:50,572 --> 00:30:52,643 - WE HAVEN'T HAD OUR HOT CHOCOLATE YET. 877 00:30:52,678 --> 00:30:55,198 - YOU SAID IF I WASN'T HAVING A GOOD TIME, 878 00:30:55,232 --> 00:30:56,647 I COULD GO HOME. 879 00:30:56,682 --> 00:31:00,410 - YOU'RE NOT HAVING A GOOD TIME? - NO. 880 00:31:00,444 --> 00:31:02,067 - THAT'S PROBABLY MY FAULT. 881 00:31:02,101 --> 00:31:03,171 I TALK TOO MUCH. 882 00:31:03,206 --> 00:31:05,967 - I JUST REALLY WANT TO GO HOME. 883 00:31:06,002 --> 00:31:08,176 - WELL, WE GOT TO FINISH THE MARSHMALLOWS, 884 00:31:08,211 --> 00:31:09,350 AND WE'RE GONNA COUNT THE STARS. 885 00:31:09,384 --> 00:31:11,076 - I'M DONE WITH THE MARSHMALLOWS. 886 00:31:11,110 --> 00:31:13,147 - WHAT ABOUT COUNTING THE STARS? 887 00:31:13,181 --> 00:31:16,529 - I JUST WANT TO GO HOME! NOW! 888 00:31:16,564 --> 00:31:18,635 I WANT TO GO HOME. I WANT TO GO HOME. 889 00:31:18,669 --> 00:31:19,532 - HEY, MAX. - I WANT TO GO HOME! 890 00:31:19,567 --> 00:31:20,948 I WANT TO GO HOME! 891 00:31:20,982 --> 00:31:23,295 I WANT TO GO HOME! I WANT TO GO HOME! 892 00:31:23,329 --> 00:31:24,710 - MAX! - I WANT TO GO HOME! 893 00:31:24,744 --> 00:31:27,092 I WANT TO GO HOME! I WANT TO GO HOME! 894 00:31:27,126 --> 00:31:29,473 I WANT TO GO HOME! I WANT TO GO HOME! 895 00:31:29,508 --> 00:31:31,579 I WANT TO GO HOME! 896 00:31:31,613 --> 00:31:34,064 - WHAT HISTORICAL TIME PERIOD WOULD YOU LOVE TO LIVE IN? 897 00:31:34,099 --> 00:31:35,652 - THAT ONE'S SO BORING. 898 00:31:35,686 --> 00:31:37,516 - ANYTHING? A STEP UP. LET'S-- 899 00:31:37,550 --> 00:31:39,069 - WE'RE BACK. 900 00:31:39,104 --> 00:31:39,932 - HI. - HI. 901 00:31:39,967 --> 00:31:41,934 - GOT ROOM FOR TWO MORE IN THE GAME? 902 00:31:41,969 --> 00:31:44,178 - HI. I'M SO SORRY THAT I RUINED YOUR PARTY. 903 00:31:44,212 --> 00:31:45,455 I HOPE I DIDN'T RUIN IT. 904 00:31:45,489 --> 00:31:47,595 - YOU DIDN'T RUIN ANYTHING, GIRL. SIT DOWN. 905 00:31:47,629 --> 00:31:49,114 - CAN I PLAY? - HAVE A SEAT! 906 00:31:49,148 --> 00:31:50,701 WE'VE BEEN HAVING FUN. 907 00:31:50,736 --> 00:31:52,289 OKAY, HERE'S THE NEXT QUESTION. READY? 908 00:31:52,324 --> 00:31:54,084 IF YOU COULD BRING ONE FASHION ACCESSORY 909 00:31:54,119 --> 00:31:55,637 TO A DESERT ISLAND, WHAT WOULD IT BE? 910 00:31:55,672 --> 00:31:57,156 - A PHONE TO CALL SOMEBODY 911 00:31:57,191 --> 00:31:58,537 TO GET ME OFF THE DESERT ISLAND. 912 00:31:58,571 --> 00:31:59,710 - WHY WOULD YOU NEED 913 00:31:59,745 --> 00:32:01,229 A FASHION ACCESSORY ON A DESERT ISLAND? 914 00:32:01,264 --> 00:32:03,645 - I DON'T KNOW. - I'D BRING A SIX-PACK. 915 00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:05,475 - I'M GONNA DO AN EYELASH CURLER. 916 00:32:05,509 --> 00:32:08,305 - SEE, EYELASH CURLER. JASMINE'S PLAYING THE GAME. 917 00:32:08,340 --> 00:32:10,135 - AN EYELASH CURLER. 918 00:32:10,169 --> 00:32:12,654 - UH, HEY, LADIES. [door closes] 919 00:32:12,689 --> 00:32:14,311 - HEY, THE BOYS ARE HERE. 920 00:32:14,346 --> 00:32:15,657 - HEY, UH... - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 921 00:32:15,692 --> 00:32:17,625 YOU CAN'T BE HERE. - I KNOW WE CAN'T, BUT-- 922 00:32:17,659 --> 00:32:19,144 - WELL, BABE. WHAT IS HAPPENING? 923 00:32:19,178 --> 00:32:20,145 - YOU OKAY? - HI. 924 00:32:20,179 --> 00:32:21,525 - HI. 925 00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:23,596 - OH, GOD, CAN YOU GET THEM OUT OF HERE, PLEASE? 926 00:32:23,631 --> 00:32:25,736 - IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 927 00:32:25,771 --> 00:32:27,462 - YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. - THANK YOU. 928 00:32:27,497 --> 00:32:28,601 - HONEY, WHAT'S WRONG? 929 00:32:28,636 --> 00:32:30,569 WHY ARE YOU-- - NOTHIN'. 930 00:32:30,603 --> 00:32:32,122 - THIS IS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN RIGHT NOW. 931 00:32:32,157 --> 00:32:33,296 - EVERYTHING IS NOT ALL RIGHT. 932 00:32:33,330 --> 00:32:34,676 - IT'S NOT ALL RIGHT? - IT'S NOT. 933 00:32:34,711 --> 00:32:36,471 I MEAN, EVERYBODY'S FINE... 934 00:32:36,506 --> 00:32:37,576 - OKAY. - AS IN SAFE. 935 00:32:37,610 --> 00:32:38,577 JUST HOLD ME. 936 00:32:38,611 --> 00:32:41,166 - HONEY, WHAT'S WRONG? - JUST FOR A SECOND. 937 00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:42,167 - ARE YOU OKAY? - IS HE OKAY? 938 00:32:42,201 --> 00:32:44,134 - OHH! - HE'S FINE. 939 00:32:44,169 --> 00:32:45,618 HE'S BEYOND FINE. 940 00:32:45,653 --> 00:32:47,413 - ADAM! - I'M SO CONFUSED. 941 00:32:47,448 --> 00:32:48,759 - OKAY, THAT'S FOR THE GUESTS OF THE PARTY. 942 00:32:48,794 --> 00:32:50,209 - [mouth full] I'M JUST HUNGRY, JULIA. 943 00:32:50,244 --> 00:32:52,039 SORRY. 944 00:32:54,351 --> 00:32:56,698 HONEY, I'M SCARED. - OF WHAT? 945 00:32:56,733 --> 00:32:58,459 - OF US JUST SPLITTING APART AT THE SEAMS. 946 00:32:58,493 --> 00:33:00,564 WE'VE NEVER DISAGREED ABOUT ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE. 947 00:33:02,152 --> 00:33:05,017 - HE--HE'S A LITTLE MORE PARANOID THAN NORMAL. 948 00:33:05,052 --> 00:33:06,501 - YEAH. - WHY? 949 00:33:06,536 --> 00:33:08,434 - [whispering] BECAUSE HE'S--HE'S BAKED. 950 00:33:08,469 --> 00:33:09,746 - 'CAUSE I'M BAKED. 951 00:33:09,780 --> 00:33:12,749 - YOU'RE STONED? - [laughing] 952 00:33:12,783 --> 00:33:15,476 - I FEEL LIKE I'M ON GRASS. - MY BOSS DRUGGED ME. 953 00:33:15,510 --> 00:33:17,029 - HUH? - MY BOSS DRUGGED ME. 954 00:33:17,064 --> 00:33:19,307 - I'M NOT SURPRISED. - AND I WANTED TO SEE YOU. 955 00:33:19,342 --> 00:33:20,722 SO THEN MY FRIENDS BROUGHT ME HERE. 956 00:33:20,757 --> 00:33:22,690 I MEAN, THEY'RE MY BROTHER AND MY BROTHER-IN-LAW. 957 00:33:22,724 --> 00:33:24,657 - THAT'S SO FLATTERING. - THAT'S SO SWEET. 958 00:33:24,692 --> 00:33:26,176 - JULIA, THESE ARE REALLY GOOD. 959 00:33:26,211 --> 00:33:27,246 - OH, THANK YOU. 960 00:33:27,281 --> 00:33:28,420 - DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE? 961 00:33:28,454 --> 00:33:29,662 - NO, I DON'T. - THESE ARE DELISH! 962 00:33:29,697 --> 00:33:30,732 COME ON, JULIA! 963 00:33:30,767 --> 00:33:32,527 DID YOU MAKE THEM? - YES. 964 00:33:32,562 --> 00:33:33,666 - YOU'RE A GOOD COOK. 965 00:33:33,701 --> 00:33:35,565 - IN THE KITCHEN. - AH, THE KITCHEN! 966 00:33:35,599 --> 00:33:38,050 - WHOO! - AWESOME! 967 00:33:38,085 --> 00:33:39,224 - HI. 968 00:33:39,258 --> 00:33:40,673 - HI. HOW'S YOUR PARTY? 969 00:33:40,708 --> 00:33:41,743 - FABULOUS. 970 00:33:41,778 --> 00:33:43,297 - OHH! - OKAY, NO. 971 00:33:43,331 --> 00:33:45,644 OH, ADAM, NO, THAT'S NOT FOR YOU! 972 00:33:45,678 --> 00:33:46,610 - OH! 973 00:33:46,645 --> 00:33:49,130 YOU GUYS, THESE CRAB CAKES ARE ORGASMIC. 974 00:33:49,165 --> 00:33:51,684 - THANK YOU. I WORKED REALLY HARD ON THOSE, BUT-- 975 00:33:51,719 --> 00:33:53,859 - HEY, TORY... CORY TOLD ME YOU QUIT. 976 00:33:53,893 --> 00:33:55,585 - UGH. I--YEAH. 977 00:33:55,619 --> 00:33:56,862 - I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I SUPPORT 978 00:33:56,896 --> 00:33:58,415 WHATEVER YOU CHOOSE TO DO NEXT, 979 00:33:58,450 --> 00:34:00,762 'CAUSE YOU ARE LIKE THE GREAT WANDERING BRAVERMAN, 980 00:34:00,797 --> 00:34:02,833 AND I LOVE YOU, OKAY? 981 00:34:02,868 --> 00:34:03,869 - THANKS. 982 00:34:03,903 --> 00:34:05,595 - WHO WANTS PIZZA? 983 00:34:05,629 --> 00:34:07,597 - OKAY, WHY DON'T YOU GUYS TAKE ADAM HOME 984 00:34:07,631 --> 00:34:08,770 AND ORDER SOME PIZZA? 985 00:34:08,805 --> 00:34:10,634 BECAUSE IF YOU HAPPENED TO READ THE EMBOSSED INVITATION, 986 00:34:10,669 --> 00:34:13,603 THIS IS--THIS IS A FEMALE-ONLY EVENING. 987 00:34:13,637 --> 00:34:15,225 THIS EVENT IS GIRLS ONLY. - JULIA, LOOK AT HIM. 988 00:34:15,260 --> 00:34:18,263 - JULIA, I AM NEVER LEAVING THIS KITCHEN. 989 00:34:18,297 --> 00:34:21,266 I AM HUNGRY, AND THIS IS THE BEST FOOD EVER. 990 00:34:21,300 --> 00:34:23,613 [David Bowie's Let's Dance] 991 00:34:23,647 --> 00:34:27,513 - UH-OH! BRAVERMAN FAVORITE PASTIME! 992 00:34:27,548 --> 00:34:29,688 - IT'S TIME TO OPEN PRESENTS. 993 00:34:29,722 --> 00:34:31,724 - OH, NO! OH, CHIPPENDALES. 994 00:34:31,759 --> 00:34:35,659 OH, NO, BE MY BOYFRIEND, MOM, LET'S GO. 995 00:34:35,694 --> 00:34:37,799 - THIS IS SO WEIRD. 996 00:34:37,834 --> 00:34:40,492 - GET IT. - ARE YOU-- 997 00:34:40,526 --> 00:34:42,149 - I'M NOT DANCING. HERE YOU GO. 998 00:34:42,183 --> 00:34:44,737 - YOU ARE SO WEIRD. 999 00:34:44,772 --> 00:34:45,842 WHO ARE YOU? 1000 00:34:45,876 --> 00:34:46,912 - PRINCESS LEIA. 1001 00:34:46,946 --> 00:34:48,362 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 1002 00:34:48,396 --> 00:34:49,880 MY CROTCH IS VIBRATING. 1003 00:34:49,915 --> 00:34:51,537 - HONEY, IT'S YOUR PHONE. - HONEY. 1004 00:34:51,572 --> 00:34:52,745 - THERE'S NOTHING VIBRATING HERE. 1005 00:34:52,780 --> 00:34:54,299 - I GOT--I GOT IT. 1006 00:34:54,333 --> 00:34:56,335 - AY, YI, YI. 1007 00:34:56,370 --> 00:34:57,750 - HOLY CRAP, IT'S DAD. 1008 00:34:57,785 --> 00:35:00,305 I'M GONNA ANSWER THIS. - HONEY, I SHOULD TALK TO HIM. 1009 00:35:00,339 --> 00:35:01,892 - NO, HONEY. I'VE GOT IT, I'VE GOT IT. 1010 00:35:01,927 --> 00:35:03,549 I'VE GOT IT, I'M OKAY. I'VE GOT IT. 1011 00:35:03,584 --> 00:35:04,826 HEY, CAN WE TURN DOWN THE MUSIC? 1012 00:35:04,861 --> 00:35:07,312 IT'S DAD. - IT'S PROBABLY ABOUT MAX. 1013 00:35:07,346 --> 00:35:08,899 - HOLD ON, HOLD ON, OKAY. [ringing continues] 1014 00:35:08,934 --> 00:35:10,729 - YOU SHOULDN'T LET HIM ANSWER IT. 1015 00:35:10,763 --> 00:35:12,248 - I KNOW I SHOULDN'T. - HELLO. 1016 00:35:12,282 --> 00:35:14,215 - HEY, SONNY. OH, BOY, DO WE HAVE A PROBLEM. 1017 00:35:14,250 --> 00:35:16,252 - WHAT? - MAX WANTS TO COME HOME. 1018 00:35:16,286 --> 00:35:17,529 - WELL, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 1019 00:35:17,563 --> 00:35:19,910 - WELL, LOOK, KID, I DID EVERYTHING 1020 00:35:19,945 --> 00:35:21,567 HE WANTED TO DO, ALL RIGHT? 1021 00:35:21,602 --> 00:35:23,362 I MEAN, WE GOT HERE, HE WANTED TO LOOK FOR BUGS 1022 00:35:23,397 --> 00:35:24,950 BEFORE WE PITCHED THE TENT-- I DID THAT. 1023 00:35:24,984 --> 00:35:26,676 HE WANTED TO HAVE THE MARSHMALLOWS 1024 00:35:26,710 --> 00:35:28,609 BEFORE WE COUNTED THE STARS-- I DID THAT. 1025 00:35:28,643 --> 00:35:30,438 COME ON, I'VE DONE EVERYTHING HE WANTED TO DO. 1026 00:35:30,473 --> 00:35:32,578 - YEAH. DAD, YOU GAVE HIM HIS PAYCHECK 1027 00:35:32,613 --> 00:35:33,545 BEFORE HE DID HIS WORK. 1028 00:35:33,579 --> 00:35:35,167 YOU HAVE TO DO IT THE OTHER WAY AROUND. 1029 00:35:35,202 --> 00:35:36,755 - OKAY, DON'T TELL ME. 1030 00:35:36,789 --> 00:35:38,446 THAT'S IN KRISTINA'S INSTRUCTION MANUAL, ISN'T IT? 1031 00:35:38,481 --> 00:35:39,827 - YEAH. YOU HAVE TO READ THAT MANUAL RIGHT NOW. 1032 00:35:39,861 --> 00:35:41,622 I WANT TO TALK TO MAX. - COVER TO COVER. 1033 00:35:41,656 --> 00:35:42,864 I TOLD HIM THAT. - YEAH, SURE. 1034 00:35:42,899 --> 00:35:46,385 MAX, YOUR DAD WANTS TO TALK TO YOU. 1035 00:35:46,420 --> 00:35:49,906 THERE YOU GO. 1036 00:35:49,940 --> 00:35:50,769 - HEY, MAX. - UH-HUH? 1037 00:35:50,803 --> 00:35:52,564 - HEY, BUDDY, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 1038 00:35:52,598 --> 00:35:54,807 - I-I JUST REALLY WANT TO GO HOME. 1039 00:35:54,842 --> 00:35:57,189 - [whispers] WANTS TO GO HOME. - OH, HONEY, THEN LET HIM. 1040 00:35:57,224 --> 00:36:00,503 LET HIM. I'LL GO PICK HIM UP. 1041 00:36:00,537 --> 00:36:02,574 - MAX, I TELL YOU WHAT. 1042 00:36:02,608 --> 00:36:04,576 IF YOU WANT TO COME HOME, YOU ABSOLUTELY CAN. 1043 00:36:04,610 --> 00:36:07,889 BUT IF YOU DO, 1044 00:36:07,924 --> 00:36:09,650 YOU'RE GONNA MISS SOMETHING REALLY SPECIAL. 1045 00:36:09,684 --> 00:36:11,790 - WHAT? 1046 00:36:11,824 --> 00:36:13,688 - IN THE MORNING 1047 00:36:13,723 --> 00:36:15,690 WHEN THE SUN COMES UP ON THE CREEK, 1048 00:36:15,725 --> 00:36:17,382 ALL THE LACEWINGS COME OUT-- 1049 00:36:17,416 --> 00:36:19,315 HUNDREDS OF THEM, THOUSANDS. 1050 00:36:19,349 --> 00:36:21,903 AND DO YOU STILL HAVE THAT SPECIMEN JAR WITH YOU, 1051 00:36:21,938 --> 00:36:23,353 THE ONE THAT MOM PACKED FOR YOU? 1052 00:36:23,388 --> 00:36:24,906 - YEAH, I'VE GOT IT. - OKAY. 1053 00:36:24,941 --> 00:36:25,942 DO YOU WANT TO COLLECT SOME, 1054 00:36:25,976 --> 00:36:27,978 PUT THEM IN A JAR, AND THEN BRING THEM HOME? 1055 00:36:28,013 --> 00:36:29,532 - YEAH. - OKAY. 1056 00:36:29,566 --> 00:36:30,912 WELL, THE DECISION IS YOURS, 1057 00:36:30,947 --> 00:36:32,638 BUT I KNOW I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO SEE 1058 00:36:32,673 --> 00:36:34,813 A COUPLE OF THOSE BAD BOYS. 1059 00:36:39,956 --> 00:36:42,269 - OKAY, WE CAN STAY. 1060 00:36:52,969 --> 00:36:58,250 - ♪ AS THE BLACKBIRD IN THE SPRING ♪ 1061 00:36:58,285 --> 00:37:02,979 ♪ 'NEATH THE WILLOW TREE 1062 00:37:03,013 --> 00:37:05,982 [humming] 1063 00:37:06,016 --> 00:37:13,023 ♪ 1064 00:37:21,342 --> 00:37:24,690 ♪ AURA LEA 1065 00:37:26,692 --> 00:37:31,594 ♪ MAID OF GOLDEN HAIR 1066 00:37:31,628 --> 00:37:37,082 ♪ SUNSHINE CAME ALONG WITH THEE ♪ 1067 00:37:37,116 --> 00:37:43,606 ♪ AND FLOWERS IN HER HAIR ♪ 1068 00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:45,677 [truck approaches] 1069 00:37:45,711 --> 00:37:46,747 - I'M SO EXCITED TO SEE HIM. 1070 00:37:46,781 --> 00:37:47,610 [horn honks] - HEY! 1071 00:37:47,644 --> 00:37:49,888 - HI, GUYS. - WHOO-HOO. ALL RIGHT. 1072 00:37:49,922 --> 00:37:51,993 MAX. - HEY. 1073 00:37:52,028 --> 00:37:53,305 HI, BUDDY. 1074 00:37:53,340 --> 00:37:54,893 - LOOK. I CAUGHT 40 OF 'EM. 1075 00:37:54,927 --> 00:37:56,688 - REALLY? YOU DID IT. - 40? WOW. 1076 00:37:56,722 --> 00:37:58,310 - ALL RIGHT. - WHAT ARE THESE CALLED? 1077 00:37:58,345 --> 00:37:59,449 - LACEWINGS. - LACEWINGS. 1078 00:37:59,484 --> 00:38:00,588 - LACEWINGS? - YES. 1079 00:38:00,623 --> 00:38:01,693 - THEY'RE LIKE LITTLE GRASSHOPPERS. 1080 00:38:01,727 --> 00:38:04,005 - NO, NO, THEY'RE NOT LIKE GRASSHOPPERS AT ALL. 1081 00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:05,697 - OKAY, LET'S GET YOU INSIDE AND GET YOU CLEANED UP. 1082 00:38:05,731 --> 00:38:06,939 - NO, I DON'T WANT TO GET CLEANED UP. 1083 00:38:06,974 --> 00:38:09,010 - MAX, THEY LOOK GREAT. - SAY THANKS TO GRANDPA. 1084 00:38:09,045 --> 00:38:10,667 - THANKS, GRANDPA. [door opens, closes] 1085 00:38:10,702 --> 00:38:14,740 - MM-HMM. 1086 00:38:14,775 --> 00:38:16,501 - WELL, GRANDPA? 1087 00:38:16,535 --> 00:38:17,812 - [laughs] 1088 00:38:17,847 --> 00:38:19,366 - YOU DID IT. YOU TOOK MAX CAMPING. 1089 00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:21,713 - YEAH, YEAH, I SURE DID. 1090 00:38:21,747 --> 00:38:23,370 HAD A FEW HICCUPS THERE. 1091 00:38:23,404 --> 00:38:25,682 - MM-HMM. 1092 00:38:25,717 --> 00:38:27,650 - THANKS FOR THE ASSIST. 1093 00:38:27,684 --> 00:38:31,378 - THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE FOR. 1094 00:38:31,412 --> 00:38:34,622 - MAN... 1095 00:38:34,657 --> 00:38:37,798 I GOT A BETTER IDEA OF WHAT YOU AND KRISTINA GO THROUGH. 1096 00:38:39,489 --> 00:38:41,802 - YEAH, WELL, 1097 00:38:41,836 --> 00:38:44,908 HE CAN BE A HANDFUL, THAT'S FOR SURE. 1098 00:38:44,943 --> 00:38:48,705 THAT'S WHY WE SENT THAT INSTRUCTION MANUAL ALONG. 1099 00:38:48,740 --> 00:38:50,776 - YEAH. 1100 00:38:50,811 --> 00:38:52,951 - HOPE YOU GUYS HAD A GOOD TIME. 1101 00:38:52,985 --> 00:38:55,850 - HE'S A WONDERFUL BOY. 1102 00:39:12,108 --> 00:39:13,143 - HI. 1103 00:39:13,178 --> 00:39:15,801 - HI. 1104 00:39:15,836 --> 00:39:17,872 - HEY, ADAM? - YEAH? 1105 00:39:17,907 --> 00:39:19,943 - HADDIE'S-- 1106 00:39:22,774 --> 00:39:24,879 - HEY. - HEY. 1107 00:39:24,914 --> 00:39:27,779 UH, THANKS FOR BRINGING MY CLOTHES OVER. 1108 00:39:27,813 --> 00:39:29,815 - OH, YOU'RE WELCOME. 1109 00:39:34,613 --> 00:39:36,477 - UH, OKAY, WELL, I... 1110 00:39:36,512 --> 00:39:38,514 I FEEL REALLY STUPID ABOUT TELLING YOU 1111 00:39:38,548 --> 00:39:39,998 THAT I CHOOSE ALEX OVER YOU. 1112 00:39:40,032 --> 00:39:42,483 IT'S RIDICULOUS. I MEAN-- 1113 00:39:42,518 --> 00:39:43,898 - IT'S OKAY. IT'S FINE. 1114 00:39:43,933 --> 00:39:46,660 - I LOVE YOU GUYS. 1115 00:39:46,694 --> 00:39:47,764 I MISS YOU. 1116 00:39:47,799 --> 00:39:49,801 I'M SORRY. I'M REALLY SORRY 1117 00:39:49,835 --> 00:39:54,599 THAT I SAID SOME MEAN AND STUPID THINGS TO YOU, 1118 00:39:54,633 --> 00:39:57,740 BUT ALSO, YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS HAVE TO KNOW 1119 00:39:57,774 --> 00:39:59,742 THAT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT ALEX. 1120 00:39:59,776 --> 00:40:04,816 AND I AM NOT SORRY THAT I MOVED OUT, 1121 00:40:04,850 --> 00:40:06,162 AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW 1122 00:40:06,196 --> 00:40:08,613 THAT I'M GONNA STAY AT GRANDMA AND GRANDPA'S 1123 00:40:08,647 --> 00:40:10,097 OFFICIALLY. 1124 00:40:19,175 --> 00:40:22,143 [mellow rock music] 1125 00:40:22,178 --> 00:40:26,147 ♪ 1126 00:40:26,182 --> 00:40:28,874 - WELL, THE YOUNG SPORTSMAN IS ASLEEP. 1127 00:40:28,909 --> 00:40:30,013 - MM. 1128 00:40:30,048 --> 00:40:33,534 - MRS. TRUSSEL, LOOK AT THIS. 1129 00:40:33,569 --> 00:40:35,812 WELL, WELL, WHERE DID THIS COME FROM? 1130 00:40:35,847 --> 00:40:37,193 - JUST ONE OF MY GIFTS THAT I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE 1131 00:40:37,227 --> 00:40:38,228 TO OPEN LAST NIGHT. 1132 00:40:38,263 --> 00:40:39,816 - OH, BOY. - MM-HMM. 1133 00:40:39,851 --> 00:40:41,577 - DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE THAT YOU WANT TO SHOW ME? 1134 00:40:41,611 --> 00:40:43,648 - OH, YEAH. - OOH, CAN I SEE? 1135 00:40:43,682 --> 00:40:46,133 - SHALL I DO A LITTLE LINGERIE FASHION SHOW FOR YOU? 1136 00:40:46,167 --> 00:40:47,928 - YES, PLEASE. 1137 00:40:47,962 --> 00:40:54,728 ♪ 1138 00:40:54,762 --> 00:40:55,970 - ALL RIGHT. YOU READY? 1139 00:40:56,005 --> 00:40:57,834 - LIFE IS GOOD. 1140 00:40:57,869 --> 00:40:59,905 MMM! MM-HMM. 1141 00:40:59,940 --> 00:41:00,906 I'M FEELING IT. 1142 00:41:00,941 --> 00:41:03,875 MMM! DELICIOUS. 1143 00:41:03,909 --> 00:41:05,808 - AND HOW ABOUT THIS ONE? 1144 00:41:05,842 --> 00:41:09,536 - YEAH, THAT COLOR MAKES YOUR WHATEVER POP. 1145 00:41:09,570 --> 00:41:10,916 - [laughing] 1146 00:41:10,951 --> 00:41:12,815 - ALL RIGHT. 1147 00:41:12,849 --> 00:41:19,856 ♪ 1148 00:41:22,169 --> 00:41:23,791 - HEY. 1149 00:41:23,826 --> 00:41:26,622 - HEY, HONEY. 1150 00:41:26,656 --> 00:41:27,657 - YOU OKAY? 1151 00:41:27,692 --> 00:41:31,937 ♪ 1152 00:41:31,972 --> 00:41:33,905 - YOU KNOW, MY MOM... 1153 00:41:33,939 --> 00:41:36,977 RAN AWAY WITH MY DAD WHEN SHE WAS 16. 1154 00:41:38,875 --> 00:41:40,912 - YEAH, I FORGET SHE WAS THAT YOUNG. 1155 00:41:42,948 --> 00:41:46,952 - HE MADE HER SO MISERABLE EVERY SINGLE DAY OF HER LIFE. 1156 00:41:46,987 --> 00:41:50,128 - HADDIE IS NOT GONNA RUN OFF 1157 00:41:50,162 --> 00:41:51,888 AND GET MARRIED TO ALEX. 1158 00:41:51,923 --> 00:41:55,064 - YOU DON'T KNOW THAT, HONEY. 1159 00:41:55,098 --> 00:41:56,859 YOU SHOULD SEE HOW SHE LOOKS AT HIM. 1160 00:41:56,893 --> 00:41:58,205 YOU HAVE NO IDEA. 1161 00:41:58,239 --> 00:42:01,622 - KRISTINA, WE'RE NOT GONNA LOSE OUR DAUGHTER. 1162 00:42:01,657 --> 00:42:02,761 OKAY? 1163 00:42:06,938 --> 00:42:08,664 - I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 1164 00:42:08,698 --> 00:42:10,251 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO RIGHT NOW. 1165 00:42:10,286 --> 00:42:12,633 - NEITHER DO I. 1166 00:42:15,394 --> 00:42:17,604 ALL I KNOW IS I MISS OUR LITTLE GIRL, 1167 00:42:17,638 --> 00:42:19,640 AND I WANT HER TO COME HOME. 1168 00:42:22,125 --> 00:42:23,851 - ME TOO. 1169 00:42:23,886 --> 00:42:27,061 ♪