1 00:00:00,931 --> 00:00:02,036 - I MEAN, WE'RE JUST STUDYING, RIGHT? 2 00:00:02,140 --> 00:00:03,589 WE'RE NOT TRYING TO FLIRT WITH OUR S.A.T. TUTOR? 3 00:00:03,693 --> 00:00:05,108 IT'S MAKING ME FEEL LIKE I'M CRASHING A DATE 4 00:00:05,212 --> 00:00:06,454 WITH YOU AND HOWARD. 5 00:00:06,558 --> 00:00:09,733 - THIS IS KIND OF HOW I HOPED IT WOULD BE. 6 00:00:09,837 --> 00:00:12,771 AND... 7 00:00:12,874 --> 00:00:14,014 BOOM. 8 00:00:14,117 --> 00:00:16,119 - I SHOULD GIVE YOU BACK THIS RING 9 00:00:16,223 --> 00:00:17,431 BEFORE YOU LOSE IT. 10 00:00:17,534 --> 00:00:19,019 - I'M REALLY TOUCHED. I'M SO EXCITED. 11 00:00:19,122 --> 00:00:20,606 - I DIDN'T SUGGEST YOU FOR THE BOOTH JOB. 12 00:00:20,710 --> 00:00:22,539 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? GORDON SAID THAT YOU DID. 13 00:00:22,643 --> 00:00:24,369 - HE USUALLY HAS AN ULTERIOR MOTIVE. 14 00:00:24,472 --> 00:00:27,406 - YOU REALLY DON'T GET HOW AMAZING YOU ARE, DO YOU? 15 00:00:35,138 --> 00:00:36,691 - HEY, HONEY. 16 00:00:36,795 --> 00:00:37,692 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 17 00:00:37,796 --> 00:00:39,315 - BEING FESTIVE. 18 00:00:39,418 --> 00:00:41,869 - HONEY, ORANGE IS FOR DOCTOR APPOINTMENTS, 19 00:00:41,972 --> 00:00:43,146 NOT FOR HALLOWEEN. 20 00:00:43,250 --> 00:00:44,251 - YOU KNOW WHAT? I WAS THINKING, 21 00:00:44,354 --> 00:00:45,666 SPEAKING OF THAT, THAT-- - PURPLE. 22 00:00:45,769 --> 00:00:48,289 - LOOK, I KNOW THAT USUALLY WE STAY HOME ON HALLOWEEN, 23 00:00:48,393 --> 00:00:49,601 BUT I WAS THINKING MAYBE THIS YEAR 24 00:00:49,704 --> 00:00:52,431 WE'D TRY TAKING MAX OVER TO MY PARENTS' HOUSE. 25 00:00:53,950 --> 00:00:55,158 - YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS. 26 00:00:55,262 --> 00:00:56,608 THERE'S NO-- - IT'S HALLOWEEN. 27 00:00:56,711 --> 00:00:58,127 - GO AHEAD. ASK HIM. 28 00:00:58,230 --> 00:01:00,439 - HEY, MAX, UH, YOU KNOW HOW WE USUALLY AT STAY HOME 29 00:01:00,543 --> 00:01:01,578 ON--ON HALLOWEEN? 30 00:01:01,682 --> 00:01:03,235 I WAS THINKING THAT MAYBE THIS YEAR, 31 00:01:03,339 --> 00:01:05,237 WE'D GO OVER TO GRANDPA AND GRANDMA'S. 32 00:01:05,341 --> 00:01:06,756 - I DO NOT WANT TO. 33 00:01:06,859 --> 00:01:08,275 - HMM. - IT'S SO MUCH FUN. 34 00:01:08,378 --> 00:01:09,552 - COULD YOU OPEN THIS? - YOU GET TO DRESS UP IN A-- 35 00:01:09,655 --> 00:01:10,967 - HONEY, IT'S OKAY. YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO. 36 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:12,141 - I WANT TO GO TRICK-OR-TREATING. 37 00:01:12,244 --> 00:01:13,142 - IT WAS JUST AN IDEA. 38 00:01:13,245 --> 00:01:14,453 - I WANT TO GO TRICK-OR-TREATING. 39 00:01:14,557 --> 00:01:15,523 - REALLY? - MAX, HONEY... 40 00:01:15,627 --> 00:01:17,215 YOU'VE NEVER BEEN TRICK-OR-TREATING. 41 00:01:17,318 --> 00:01:18,871 - HE WAS TRICK-OR-TREATING ONCE. 42 00:01:18,975 --> 00:01:20,666 - WHEN HE WAS 18 MONTHS OLD. 43 00:01:20,770 --> 00:01:22,358 - MAX, ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO GO TRICK-OR-TREATING? 44 00:01:22,461 --> 00:01:23,704 - WELL, YOU GET CANDY... - REALLY? 45 00:01:23,807 --> 00:01:25,947 - FOR JUST GOING UP TO A DOOR AND ASKING. 46 00:01:26,051 --> 00:01:27,915 - YES, YOU DO. THAT IS CORRECT. 47 00:01:28,018 --> 00:01:29,089 - HOLD ON. - AND IT'S SO... 48 00:01:29,192 --> 00:01:30,400 - YOU WALK UP TO A DOOR, YOU KNOCK. 49 00:01:30,504 --> 00:01:32,540 YOU CAN DRESS UP HOWEVER YOU WANT TO DRESS UP. 50 00:01:32,644 --> 00:01:34,232 YOU CAN PICK YOUR OWN COSTUME. YOU COULD BE A PIRATE. 51 00:01:34,335 --> 00:01:35,992 - MMM. - I WANT TO BE A COCKROACH. 52 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:37,269 - OR A COCKROACH. 53 00:01:37,373 --> 00:01:38,615 - COME ON, SYD! 54 00:01:38,719 --> 00:01:40,790 - MOMMY, I KNOW WHAT I WANT TO BE FOR HALLOWEEN. 55 00:01:40,893 --> 00:01:42,930 - YOU DO? HERE, WORK WITH ME. 56 00:01:43,033 --> 00:01:44,173 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE? 57 00:01:44,276 --> 00:01:45,898 - I WANT TO BE A BEAUTY QUEEN. 58 00:01:46,002 --> 00:01:47,521 - COME AGAIN? 59 00:01:47,624 --> 00:01:50,593 - I WANT TO BE MISS CALIFORNIA. 60 00:01:50,696 --> 00:01:52,250 - SWEETIE... 61 00:01:52,353 --> 00:01:54,114 WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE A LADYBUG... 62 00:01:54,217 --> 00:01:56,392 LIKE YOU WERE LAST YEAR? THAT WAS SO CUTE. 63 00:01:56,495 --> 00:01:57,634 - WELL... - HERE, CAN YOU PUT THAT ON? 64 00:01:57,738 --> 00:01:59,429 - I WAS A LADYBUG WHEN I WAS LITTLE. 65 00:01:59,533 --> 00:02:02,501 - I THINK YOU'RE STILL PRETTY LITTLE. 66 00:02:02,605 --> 00:02:03,364 - MOMMY, STOP. 67 00:02:03,468 --> 00:02:05,090 - [laughs] - I'M NOT LITTLE. 68 00:02:05,194 --> 00:02:08,266 AND I WANT TO BE MISS CALIFORNIA. 69 00:02:08,369 --> 00:02:10,785 - OKAY. WHY DON'T WE DISCUSS IT LATER? 70 00:02:10,889 --> 00:02:14,410 - NO, MOM, I KNOW WHAT I WANT. I WANT TO BE MISS CALIFORNIA. 71 00:02:14,513 --> 00:02:16,446 - OKAY, WE'RE GONNA THINK ABOUT IT, 72 00:02:16,550 --> 00:02:17,689 AND THEN... 73 00:02:17,792 --> 00:02:20,001 WE'LL DISCUSS IT LATER. 74 00:02:20,105 --> 00:02:22,107 - IS YOUR GRANDPA EXCITED ENOUGH 75 00:02:22,211 --> 00:02:23,281 ABOUT HALLOWEEN, YOU THINK? 76 00:02:23,384 --> 00:02:25,041 - YEAH, I KNOW. - GOOD MORNING. 77 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:26,284 IT'S SO TIGHT, I CAN'T EVEN BREATHE. 78 00:02:26,387 --> 00:02:27,354 CAN YOU HELP ME-- - YOU LOOK REALLY HOT. 79 00:02:27,457 --> 00:02:30,219 BET IT'S FOR THAT FORKLIFT-OPERATOR GUY, HUH? 80 00:02:30,322 --> 00:02:32,531 - OH, WELL, ACTUALLY, THAT'S SORT OF OVER. 81 00:02:32,635 --> 00:02:34,533 - WHO'S FORKLIFT GUY? - NO, IT'S DONE. 82 00:02:34,637 --> 00:02:36,328 - WELL, YOU'RE DRESSING FOR SOMEONE. 83 00:02:36,432 --> 00:02:38,675 - [grunts] GUESS WHAT. 84 00:02:38,779 --> 00:02:39,987 I FOUND MY ZOMBIE ARM. 85 00:02:40,090 --> 00:02:42,576 - GOSH, COOL. - UH-OH. 86 00:02:42,679 --> 00:02:44,267 - LOOK AT ALL OF THIS. - HEY, CAN I SEE THE LEG? 87 00:02:44,371 --> 00:02:45,406 CAN I SEE THE LEG? - YEAH. 88 00:02:45,510 --> 00:02:47,132 WE GOT THREE DAYS TILL HALLOWEEN. 89 00:02:47,236 --> 00:02:48,616 THAT MEANS WE ARE BEHIND. 90 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:51,067 - BEHIND THE NEIGHBORS OR-- - NOBODY MAKE ANY PLANS. 91 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:53,000 ALL RIGHT? I WANT ALL HANDS ON DECK HERE. 92 00:02:53,103 --> 00:02:54,484 WE ARE GONNA SCARE THE PISS 93 00:02:54,588 --> 00:02:56,348 OUT OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD KIDS THIS YEAR. 94 00:02:56,452 --> 00:02:58,488 - OH, ZEEK, WE'RE NOT SCARING THE PISS OUT OF ANYBODY. 95 00:02:58,592 --> 00:03:00,110 - AMBER WOULD LIKE TO SCARE THE PISS 96 00:03:00,214 --> 00:03:01,595 OUT OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD KIDS. 97 00:03:01,698 --> 00:03:03,355 - I DO. THAT'S RIGHT UP MY ALLEY, BUT I CAN'T. 98 00:03:03,459 --> 00:03:05,909 I HAVE TO GO TO KELSEY'S MOM'S BENEFIT THING. 99 00:03:06,013 --> 00:03:07,808 - UH, SARAH, YOU TELL AMBER 100 00:03:07,911 --> 00:03:10,397 THAT SHE'S GOT TO SPEND HALLOWEEN WITH HER FAMILY. 101 00:03:10,500 --> 00:03:11,605 - I'M REALLY SORRY, DAD. 102 00:03:11,708 --> 00:03:12,916 IT'S PROBABLY A BAD TIME TO TELL YOU. 103 00:03:13,020 --> 00:03:15,022 BUT I CAN'T BE THERE EITHER, 104 00:03:15,125 --> 00:03:16,299 UM, 'CAUSE I GOT TO WORK AT THE BAR. 105 00:03:16,403 --> 00:03:18,163 - WAIT A MINUTE. HONEY... 106 00:03:18,267 --> 00:03:19,751 SWEETHEART, THIS IS IMPORTANT TO ME. 107 00:03:19,854 --> 00:03:21,477 - DAD, I DON'T MAKE MONEY AT THIS DAY JOB. 108 00:03:21,580 --> 00:03:22,650 AND, YOU KNOW, IT'S A BIG NIGHT FOR TIPS. 109 00:03:22,754 --> 00:03:24,583 SO, UM--BUT I'LL BE WEARING A COSTUME. 110 00:03:24,687 --> 00:03:25,826 - SO WILL I. I WILL TOO. 111 00:03:25,929 --> 00:03:27,862 - HEY, WE'LL SEND PICTURES. - YEAH, WE WILL. 112 00:03:27,966 --> 00:03:29,623 - OKAY. - BYE. 113 00:03:31,625 --> 00:03:33,661 - HEY. 114 00:03:33,765 --> 00:03:35,767 [growling] 115 00:03:35,870 --> 00:03:36,802 BLAH. 116 00:03:36,906 --> 00:03:38,045 [monster voice] WELL... 117 00:03:38,148 --> 00:03:41,635 I GUESS IT'S JUST YOU AND ME, KID. 118 00:03:41,738 --> 00:03:43,775 - DON'T YOU WANT TO AT LEAST GO INSIDE 119 00:03:43,878 --> 00:03:44,569 AND SEE WHAT IT'S LIKE? 120 00:03:44,672 --> 00:03:46,536 - WHAT TIME WILL YOU PICK ME UP? 121 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:48,228 - BUDDY, YOU'RE GONNA BE HAVING SO MUCH FUN, 122 00:03:48,331 --> 00:03:51,265 YOU'RE NOT EVEN GONNA WANT US TO COME BACK. 123 00:03:51,369 --> 00:03:52,577 - 2:30, RIGHT ON THE DOT. 124 00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:54,337 - WHAT IF I DON'T FEEL GOOD? 125 00:03:54,441 --> 00:03:55,890 COULD I COME HOME SOONER? 126 00:03:55,994 --> 00:03:59,031 - [chuckles] UM... 127 00:03:59,135 --> 00:04:01,655 DUDE, THIS IS INCREDIBLE. 128 00:04:01,758 --> 00:04:04,589 HOW DID YOU DO THIS? - DO WHAT? 129 00:04:04,692 --> 00:04:06,522 - DO WHAT? YOU HAVE THE BEST CUBBY IN THE WHOLE CLASS. 130 00:04:06,625 --> 00:04:08,662 IT'S BLUE, YOUR FAVORITE COLOR. 131 00:04:08,765 --> 00:04:10,250 IT'S AT WAIST LEVEL, SO YOU DON'T HURT YOUR BACK 132 00:04:10,353 --> 00:04:11,561 WHEN YOU'RE PUTTING YOUR PACK IN THERE. 133 00:04:11,665 --> 00:04:13,391 DID YOU PAY SOMEONE OFF TO GET IT? 134 00:04:13,494 --> 00:04:15,703 - I DIDN'T. - MAYBE YOU'RE JUST LUCKY. 135 00:04:15,807 --> 00:04:18,465 YOU WANT TO GIVE IT A SHOT? LET'S SEE IT. 136 00:04:18,568 --> 00:04:20,363 - OOP! 137 00:04:22,883 --> 00:04:24,678 - ARE YOU NEW? 138 00:04:24,781 --> 00:04:27,439 DO YOU WANT TO SEE THE CLASS PET? 139 00:04:27,543 --> 00:04:30,097 HIS NAME IS MARVIN, AND HE EATS CRICKETS. 140 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:34,204 SOMETIMES HE LEAVES THE HEADS. 141 00:04:34,308 --> 00:04:35,620 - OKAY. - BYE, BUDDY. 142 00:04:35,723 --> 00:04:38,347 HAVE A GOOD DAY. - OKAY. 143 00:04:40,590 --> 00:04:43,110 - THEY WERE HOLDING HANDS... - THAT IS SO CUTE. 144 00:04:43,213 --> 00:04:45,699 - THE LITTLE GUY WITH GLASSES. 145 00:05:02,232 --> 00:05:04,338 HI. [laughs] I WAS... 146 00:05:04,442 --> 00:05:05,374 HOW ARE YOU? 147 00:05:05,477 --> 00:05:07,065 - GOOD. YOU? 148 00:05:07,168 --> 00:05:09,757 - GOOD, GOOD. 149 00:05:09,861 --> 00:05:12,139 - YEAH? 150 00:05:12,242 --> 00:05:13,934 OKAY. 151 00:05:14,037 --> 00:05:15,349 OH, OH, OH. 152 00:05:15,453 --> 00:05:16,730 - YEAH? 153 00:05:16,833 --> 00:05:19,042 - SARAH, I'VE BEEN MEANING TO TELL YOU. 154 00:05:19,146 --> 00:05:22,805 UH... 155 00:05:22,908 --> 00:05:25,221 THE SPECS ON THE MX-20 ARE LATE, 156 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:26,878 AND, YOU KNOW, THAT'S YOUR RESPONSIBILITY. 157 00:05:26,981 --> 00:05:28,673 AND I NEED YOU TO HAVE THE DESIGN TEAM 158 00:05:28,776 --> 00:05:32,711 HAVE THAT ON MY DESK NO LATER THAN TOMORROW, OKAY? 159 00:05:32,815 --> 00:05:34,368 - RIGHT. 160 00:05:34,472 --> 00:05:36,128 - OKAY. 161 00:05:39,304 --> 00:05:41,789 - ♪ MAY GOD BLESS AND KEEP YOU ALWAYS ♪ 162 00:05:41,893 --> 00:05:44,654 ♪ AND MAY YOUR WISHES ALL COME TRUE ♪ 163 00:05:44,758 --> 00:05:46,760 ♪ MAY YOU ALWAYS DO FOR OTHERS ♪ 164 00:05:46,863 --> 00:05:49,383 ♪ AND LET OTHERS DO FOR YOU 165 00:05:49,487 --> 00:05:52,006 ♪ MAY YOU BUILD A LADDER TO THE STARS ♪ 166 00:05:52,110 --> 00:05:54,008 ♪ AND CLIMB ON EVERY RUNG 167 00:05:54,112 --> 00:05:55,976 ♪ AND MAY YOU STAY 168 00:05:56,079 --> 00:05:58,875 ♪ FOREVER YOUNG 169 00:05:58,979 --> 00:06:01,602 ♪ MAY YOU GROW UP TO BE RIGHTEOUS ♪ 170 00:06:01,706 --> 00:06:03,811 ♪ MAY YOU GROW UP TO BE TRUE ♪ 171 00:06:03,915 --> 00:06:06,538 ♪ MAY YOU ALWAYS KNOW THE TRUTH ♪ 172 00:06:06,642 --> 00:06:08,782 ♪ AND SEE THE LIGHTS SURROUNDING YOU ♪ 173 00:06:08,885 --> 00:06:11,509 ♪ MAY YOU ALWAYS BE COURAGEOUS ♪ 174 00:06:11,612 --> 00:06:13,580 ♪ STAND UPRIGHT AND BE STRONG ♪ 175 00:06:13,683 --> 00:06:15,582 ♪ AND MAY YOU STAY 176 00:06:15,685 --> 00:06:18,274 ♪ FOREVER YOUNG 177 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,069 ♪ MAY YOU STAY 178 00:06:20,172 --> 00:06:22,071 ♪ FOREVER YOUNG 179 00:06:27,766 --> 00:06:30,562 - HALLOWEEN CAN BE A VERY CHALLENGING HOLIDAY 180 00:06:30,666 --> 00:06:32,253 FOR THESE KIDS, HONESTLY. - EXACTLY. 181 00:06:32,357 --> 00:06:34,670 - IT'S NO QUESTION. - OKAY, SO... 182 00:06:34,773 --> 00:06:35,809 WE JUST NEVER GO OUT IN THE WORLD? 183 00:06:35,912 --> 00:06:37,742 WE JUST SEQUESTER OURSELVES IN OUR HOUSE? 184 00:06:37,845 --> 00:06:40,054 - WHAT WOULD YOU SAY WOULD BE THE BIGGEST CHALLENGES 185 00:06:40,158 --> 00:06:42,229 FOR MAX WITH HALLOWEEN? 186 00:06:42,332 --> 00:06:43,333 - CANDLES. - CANDLES? 187 00:06:43,437 --> 00:06:44,956 - THE PEOPLE. - FIRE. 188 00:06:45,059 --> 00:06:46,923 - THE SCARY COSTUMES. - HE'S UNCOMFORTABLE WITH FIRE. 189 00:06:47,027 --> 00:06:48,235 - BUT HE HAS-- 190 00:06:48,338 --> 00:06:49,581 - THAT IS A MASSIVE UNDERSTATEMENT. 191 00:06:49,685 --> 00:06:50,858 - THIS IS IMPORTANT TO ME. 192 00:06:50,962 --> 00:06:52,929 - RIGHT. - THIS IS OUR FAMILY'S HOLIDAY. 193 00:06:53,033 --> 00:06:55,069 - THAT'S BECAUSE YOUR FAMILY'S INSANE. 194 00:06:55,173 --> 00:06:56,968 - IT'S ONE HOLIDAY 195 00:06:57,071 --> 00:06:58,797 THAT WE HAVE WHERE THERE ISN'T ANY FAMILY DRAMA. 196 00:06:58,901 --> 00:06:59,798 - HONEY... 197 00:06:59,902 --> 00:07:01,973 - AND I WOULD LIKE MY SON TO BE A PART OF IT. 198 00:07:02,076 --> 00:07:03,561 - ACTUALLY, GUESS WHAT. 199 00:07:03,664 --> 00:07:06,287 OKAY, A FEW YEARS AGO, I CELEBRATED HALLOWEEN. 200 00:07:06,391 --> 00:07:08,600 I DIDN'T WANT MAX TO FEEL LEFT OUT. 201 00:07:08,704 --> 00:07:10,913 SO WE SORT OF MADE A GAME OUT OF IT, OKAY? 202 00:07:11,016 --> 00:07:12,846 WE TURNED OFF ALL THE LIGHTS. 203 00:07:12,949 --> 00:07:15,020 AND WE HID FROM ALL THE TRICK-OR-TREATERS. 204 00:07:15,124 --> 00:07:16,677 WE WENT UPSTAIRS, AND WE PLAYED A GAME OF MONOPOLY 205 00:07:16,781 --> 00:07:18,955 WITH THE FLASHLIGHT. 206 00:07:19,059 --> 00:07:20,336 - ALL RIGHT, DOC, LISTEN, 207 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:22,269 BOTTOM LINE-- DO WE, OR DON'T WE? 208 00:07:22,372 --> 00:07:25,755 - YOU KNOW, IF MAX WANTS TO TRY THIS, 209 00:07:25,859 --> 00:07:27,861 WHY DON'T YOU FOLLOW HIS LEAD, HMM? 210 00:07:27,964 --> 00:07:30,726 - ALL RIGHT. - ARE YOU KIDDING? 211 00:07:30,829 --> 00:07:32,624 HE'S NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE. 212 00:07:32,728 --> 00:07:33,729 - AND I UNDERSTAND, 213 00:07:33,832 --> 00:07:35,524 AND YOUR CONCERNS ARE COMPLETELY VALID. 214 00:07:35,627 --> 00:07:38,078 BUT IF MAX IS TRULY MOTIVATED TO TRY THIS, 215 00:07:38,181 --> 00:07:41,357 THAT'S AN OPPORTUNITY THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO PASS BY. 216 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:44,602 I THINK THE KEY TO THIS IS PREPARATION. 217 00:07:44,705 --> 00:07:47,363 PREVIEW FOR MAX AS MUCH AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN. 218 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:50,746 LET HIM KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HE'S GOING TO BE GETTING INTO 219 00:07:50,849 --> 00:07:52,851 AHEAD OF TIME. - ALL RIGHT. 220 00:07:52,955 --> 00:07:53,956 - KEEP IT SMALL. 221 00:07:54,059 --> 00:07:57,718 I THINK, PROBABLY BEST JUST THE THREE OF YOU... 222 00:07:57,822 --> 00:07:59,996 THIS YEAR. - ALL RIGHT. 223 00:08:00,100 --> 00:08:01,653 - GREAT. 224 00:08:01,757 --> 00:08:03,931 - LET'S GO FOR IT-- COME ON--AS A FAMILY. 225 00:08:04,035 --> 00:08:06,969 - OKAY. - OKAY, IT'S GONNA BE GREAT. 226 00:08:07,072 --> 00:08:08,902 - ALL RIGHT. 227 00:08:09,005 --> 00:08:11,974 WE'RE GONNA GO TRICK-OR-TREATING. 228 00:08:12,077 --> 00:08:13,700 - THANK YOU. 229 00:08:13,803 --> 00:08:16,910 - THIS PLACE IS AMAZING. 230 00:08:17,013 --> 00:08:19,947 OOH, I CAN PUT A VEGETABLE GARDEN OUT THERE. 231 00:08:20,051 --> 00:08:22,432 - NO, YOU DON'T WANT TO PUT A VEGETABLE GARDEN. 232 00:08:22,536 --> 00:08:24,952 - YEAH, I DO. - NO, 'CAUSE THEN IT'LL JUST-- 233 00:08:25,056 --> 00:08:26,816 THE DOG WILL RUN THROUGH IT AND MESS IT ALL UP, 234 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:29,129 AND THEN WE'LL HAVE TO CLEAN IT ALL UP. 235 00:08:29,232 --> 00:08:31,614 - WHAT DOG? - A DOG. 236 00:08:31,718 --> 00:08:33,961 YOU KNOW, YOU--YOU-- A NEW PLACE, 237 00:08:34,065 --> 00:08:37,724 A BIG--BIG LAB MAYBE NAMED MARLEY OR SOMETHING. 238 00:08:37,827 --> 00:08:40,071 - YEAH, I DON'T--I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, 239 00:08:40,174 --> 00:08:41,451 BECAUSE I'M A CAT PERSON. 240 00:08:41,555 --> 00:08:43,074 - GRODY. YOU'RE A CAT PERSON? 241 00:08:43,177 --> 00:08:44,938 - YEAH. - CATS SUCK. 242 00:08:45,041 --> 00:08:46,215 THEY'RE ALWAYS LICKING THEMSELVES. 243 00:08:46,318 --> 00:08:48,942 THEY'RE NARCISSISTIC. THEY'RE KIND OF O.C.D. 244 00:08:49,045 --> 00:08:52,186 DOGS ARE WAY BETTER. WE GOT TO GET A DOG. 245 00:08:54,119 --> 00:08:55,880 - "WE"? 246 00:08:55,983 --> 00:08:56,743 - HMM? 247 00:08:56,846 --> 00:08:59,504 - YOU JUST SAID "WE." 248 00:08:59,608 --> 00:09:00,781 YOU SAID WE SHOULD-- 249 00:09:00,885 --> 00:09:01,920 - NO, I SAID-- - "WE GOT TO GET A DOG." 250 00:09:02,024 --> 00:09:03,819 - I SAID YOU GOT TO GET A DOG. 251 00:09:03,922 --> 00:09:06,787 - NO, I'M PRETTY SURE I HEARD YOU SAY "WE." 252 00:09:06,891 --> 00:09:08,478 - HMM, I DON'T THINK SO. 253 00:09:08,582 --> 00:09:10,550 I THINK I SAID "YOU," 254 00:09:10,653 --> 00:09:13,691 MEANING YOU AND JABBAR, SHOULD GET A... 255 00:09:13,794 --> 00:09:16,659 WHAT'S HAPPENING BEHIND THIS DOOR? 256 00:09:17,902 --> 00:09:21,940 - YOU SAID, "WE," WEIRDO. 257 00:09:22,044 --> 00:09:23,114 [sighs] 258 00:09:23,217 --> 00:09:24,736 - OKAY, MAX, I WANT YOU TO LOOK AT THIS. 259 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:26,807 THIS IS A BALL, BUT IT'S REALLY, ON HALLOWEEN NIGHT, 260 00:09:26,911 --> 00:09:28,533 GOING TO BE A JACK-O'-LANTERN 261 00:09:28,637 --> 00:09:29,879 FILLED WITH FIRE AND CANDLES, OKAY? 262 00:09:29,983 --> 00:09:31,950 AND THERE'S GONNA BE PEOPLE AROUND, LOUD NOISES-- 263 00:09:32,054 --> 00:09:33,055 - WELL, THE THING-- THE THING-- 264 00:09:33,158 --> 00:09:34,401 - PEOPLE ARE GONNA BE-- - I DON'T GET IT! 265 00:09:34,504 --> 00:09:35,851 I DON'T GET IT. I DON'T WANT A TRICK. 266 00:09:35,954 --> 00:09:37,680 SO SHOULDN'T I JUST SAY "TREAT," 267 00:09:37,784 --> 00:09:38,923 OR JUST, LIKE, "GIVE ME CANDY"? 268 00:09:39,026 --> 00:09:40,925 - WELL, YEAH, BUT, HONEY, I DIDN'T MAKE UP THE RULES. 269 00:09:41,028 --> 00:09:43,272 I JUST KNOW WHAT IT TAKES TO GET A MINI-SNICKERS OR-- 270 00:09:43,375 --> 00:09:44,791 - BUT WHAT IF SOMEONE GIVES ME AN ALMOND JOY? 271 00:09:44,894 --> 00:09:46,240 DO I HAVE TO TAKE IT? 272 00:09:46,344 --> 00:09:47,932 - WELL, YEAH, YOU TAKE IT, AND YOU'RE POLITE ABOUT IT, 273 00:09:48,035 --> 00:09:50,279 BUT YOU CAN BRING IT HOME, AND MAYBE DAD'LL EAT IT. 274 00:09:50,382 --> 00:09:51,314 HE LIKES COCONUT. 275 00:09:51,418 --> 00:09:53,040 - COCONUT LOOKS LIKE THE SALIVA 276 00:09:53,144 --> 00:09:55,767 AN AMBUSH BUG SECRETES IN ORDER TO IMMOBILIZE ITS PREY. 277 00:09:55,871 --> 00:09:57,769 IT'S DISGUSTING-- WHO WOULD WANT TO EAT SALIVA 278 00:09:57,873 --> 00:09:59,599 IN ORDER ORDER TO IMMOBILIZE-- - YOUR DAD. 279 00:09:59,702 --> 00:10:00,841 HE LOVES IT. OKAY, NOW WE'RE HERE. 280 00:10:00,945 --> 00:10:02,118 KNOCK ON THE DOOR-- 281 00:10:02,222 --> 00:10:04,362 OKAY, GO. KNOCK. 282 00:10:04,465 --> 00:10:05,674 THERE'S NO DOORBELL, SO WHEN THAT-- 283 00:10:05,777 --> 00:10:06,882 JUST KNOCK, HARD. 284 00:10:06,985 --> 00:10:09,539 THERE MIGHT BE AN "OLD PERSON" INSIDE. 285 00:10:09,643 --> 00:10:10,782 THAT'S GOOD. 286 00:10:10,886 --> 00:10:12,853 OKAY, AND WE STEP BACK. THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S GOOD. 287 00:10:12,957 --> 00:10:15,131 - OH, HAPPY HALLOW'S EVE. 288 00:10:15,235 --> 00:10:17,064 - OH, HI, OLD LADY. 289 00:10:17,168 --> 00:10:19,032 - WHAT A CUTE COSTUME. WHAT ARE YOU? 290 00:10:19,135 --> 00:10:21,103 - WHAT DO YOU SAY? 291 00:10:21,206 --> 00:10:22,138 - THANK YOU. 292 00:10:22,242 --> 00:10:23,657 - NO, YOU DON'T SAY "THANK YOU" YET. 293 00:10:23,761 --> 00:10:26,591 YOU SAY... 294 00:10:26,695 --> 00:10:28,420 TRICK OR TREAT! ARGH! 295 00:10:28,524 --> 00:10:29,836 - OHH. OOH, SCARY! 296 00:10:29,939 --> 00:10:30,940 TAKE A PIECE OF CANDY. 297 00:10:31,044 --> 00:10:32,735 - THANK YOU. I LOVE NECCO WAFERS. 298 00:10:32,839 --> 00:10:34,012 WE PUT THIS IN THE BAG, 299 00:10:34,116 --> 00:10:35,358 AND WE DON'T EAT IT TILL WE GET HOME, 300 00:10:35,462 --> 00:10:36,808 'CAUSE I HAVE TO CHECK IT. - JUST THE ONE PIECE. 301 00:10:36,912 --> 00:10:39,017 YOUNG MAN, WOULD YOU LIKE A CANDY PIECE? 302 00:10:39,121 --> 00:10:41,019 - WHAT DO YOU SAY? - THANK YOU. 303 00:10:41,123 --> 00:10:42,193 - NO, YOU SAY-- 304 00:10:42,296 --> 00:10:43,884 - MAX, IF YOU DON'T SAY, "TRICK OR TREAT," 305 00:10:43,988 --> 00:10:45,472 I CAN'T GIVE YOU CANDY. 306 00:10:45,575 --> 00:10:46,956 - BUT EVEN IF I SAY, "TRICK OR TREAT," 307 00:10:47,060 --> 00:10:48,578 IT'S NOT REALLY HALLOWEEN, SO I WON'T GET CANDY. 308 00:10:48,682 --> 00:10:50,995 AND EVEN IF IT WAS HALLOWEEN, THERE'S NOTHING IN THAT BOWL. 309 00:10:51,098 --> 00:10:52,617 - IT'S TRUE. WE'RE PRETENDING. - IT'S JUST AIR. 310 00:10:52,721 --> 00:10:54,930 - EXCEPT YOU'RE PRACTICING, OKAY? 311 00:10:55,033 --> 00:10:56,069 - THERE'S NOTHING IN THIS BOWL. 312 00:10:56,172 --> 00:10:57,829 - DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE TO PRACTICE? 313 00:10:57,933 --> 00:10:59,210 - NO. - DID YOU? 314 00:10:59,313 --> 00:11:00,625 - NO. - WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME PRACTICE 315 00:11:00,729 --> 00:11:02,075 WHEN NO ONE ELSE HAS TO PRACTICE? 316 00:11:02,178 --> 00:11:04,525 - IT'S JUST BECAUSE WE'RE PRACTICING, MAX. 317 00:11:04,629 --> 00:11:06,458 - TEN STICKERS! - YOU GET ONE STICKER, 318 00:11:06,562 --> 00:11:07,701 AND THAT'S ENOUGH. 319 00:11:09,013 --> 00:11:10,739 - SORRY, MOM. I JUST-- 320 00:11:10,842 --> 00:11:12,568 I NEVER KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 321 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,121 I TRIED. 322 00:11:16,986 --> 00:11:19,161 - IT'S GONNA BE GREAT. 323 00:11:19,264 --> 00:11:22,164 - OKAY, THIS--THIS IS WHAT WE NEED TO GET VERIFIED-- 324 00:11:22,267 --> 00:11:24,960 - HEY! TURNS OUT THE BERKELEY COFFEE NEAR ME 325 00:11:25,063 --> 00:11:26,755 IS THE BERKELEY COFFEE NEAR YOU. 326 00:11:26,858 --> 00:11:29,689 I KISSED MY BOSS. 327 00:11:33,002 --> 00:11:34,314 - EXCUSE US. THANK YOU. 328 00:11:34,417 --> 00:11:35,936 - HI. LATTE? 329 00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:38,525 - HMM. - AND COME IN. 330 00:11:38,628 --> 00:11:40,009 - JULIA, I'M SURE YOU HAVE 331 00:11:40,113 --> 00:11:41,873 A MILLION MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO, 332 00:11:41,977 --> 00:11:44,048 BUT I'M IN THE PROCESS OF RUINING MY FUTURE. 333 00:11:44,151 --> 00:11:45,428 CAN YOU HELP? 334 00:11:45,532 --> 00:11:47,637 OH, HERE, UH, ERIC IN ACCOUNTING USUALLY GETS SOMETHING GOOD. 335 00:11:47,741 --> 00:11:49,674 - OKAY, YOU KISSED GORDON? 336 00:11:49,778 --> 00:11:51,262 - YES, I DID. - HOW--HOW-- 337 00:11:51,365 --> 00:11:52,470 - MY BOSS, ADAM'S BOSS, 338 00:11:52,573 --> 00:11:54,886 THE BOSS, YOU KNOW? HE WAS SEXY AND APPEALING. 339 00:11:54,990 --> 00:11:56,681 AND HE'S GOT THE HAIR THAT'S, LIKE, SLICKED BACK, 340 00:11:56,785 --> 00:11:58,200 EXCEPT FOR WHEN IT FLOPS FORWARD. 341 00:11:58,303 --> 00:11:59,511 - OH, SARAH... 342 00:11:59,615 --> 00:12:00,927 - I WAS POWERLESS TO STOP MYSELF. 343 00:12:01,030 --> 00:12:02,169 HE MADE ME FEEL SMART. 344 00:12:02,273 --> 00:12:04,102 HE MADE ME FEEL LIKE I WAS DOING A GOOD JOB. 345 00:12:04,206 --> 00:12:06,553 HE--HE MADE ME FEEL LIKE, FOR A MINUTE, 346 00:12:06,656 --> 00:12:08,520 MAYBE I COULD BE WITH THE SUCCESSFUL, 347 00:12:08,624 --> 00:12:09,763 GOOD-LOOKING GUY. 348 00:12:09,867 --> 00:12:11,178 - YOU CAN. - NO, I CAN'T, JULIA. 349 00:12:11,282 --> 00:12:13,353 - YES, YOU CAN. - NO, THOSE GUYS LIKE YOU, OKAY? 350 00:12:13,456 --> 00:12:15,665 THEY--THEY WILL KISS ME IN THE PARKING LOT 351 00:12:15,769 --> 00:12:17,115 AND THEN NEVER CALL ME. 352 00:12:17,219 --> 00:12:19,083 - OH, MY GOD. 353 00:12:19,186 --> 00:12:21,016 I'M SORRY. 354 00:12:24,053 --> 00:12:26,780 - I SAW HIM AT WORK TODAY. 355 00:12:26,884 --> 00:12:28,989 HE IGNORED ME. 356 00:12:31,267 --> 00:12:33,373 - OKAY, I-I HATE TO QUOTE MOM HERE, 357 00:12:33,476 --> 00:12:35,547 BUT, YOU KNOW, WHAT SHE TOLD US IN HIGH SCHOOL. 358 00:12:35,651 --> 00:12:37,895 - UM... 359 00:12:37,998 --> 00:12:39,689 YOU CAN GET PREGNANT IN A HOT TUB 360 00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:41,553 EVEN IF YOU DON'T HAVE SEX? 361 00:12:41,657 --> 00:12:42,969 - WHAT? - HMM? 362 00:12:43,072 --> 00:12:44,453 OH. - SHE SAID THAT? 363 00:12:44,556 --> 00:12:45,972 - MAYBE WE GOT DIFFERENT TALKS. 364 00:12:46,075 --> 00:12:48,146 WHAT DID SHE SAY TO YOU? - SHE SAID, "BOYS ARE DUMB." 365 00:12:48,250 --> 00:12:49,113 - OH, THAT ONE. 366 00:12:49,216 --> 00:12:50,735 YES, BOYS ARE DUMB... [knock on door] 367 00:12:50,839 --> 00:12:52,047 WELL, ESPECIALLY THE ONES I PICK. 368 00:12:52,150 --> 00:12:54,290 - ONE MINUTE, PLEASE. THANK YOU. 369 00:12:54,394 --> 00:12:55,775 BOYS ARE DUMB. OKAY? 370 00:12:55,878 --> 00:12:58,087 IT'S NOT YOU. IT'S NOT, OKAY? 371 00:12:58,191 --> 00:13:00,918 - I CAN'T EVER SHOW MY FACE THERE AGAIN. 372 00:13:01,021 --> 00:13:02,851 [chuckles] I ACTED LIKE AN IDIOT. 373 00:13:02,954 --> 00:13:04,784 - WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO 374 00:13:04,887 --> 00:13:07,269 IS GO BACK IN THERE WITH YOUR HEAD HELD HIGH. 375 00:13:07,372 --> 00:13:10,203 AND YOU'RE GONNA GIVE ERIC IN ACCOUNTING HIS LATTE. 376 00:13:10,306 --> 00:13:11,204 - NO. - YES. 377 00:13:11,307 --> 00:13:12,930 YOU'RE GONNA HOLD YOUR HEAD HIGH. 378 00:13:13,033 --> 00:13:14,448 - NO. - LET'S--LET'S DO THIS. 379 00:13:14,552 --> 00:13:17,348 - AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA LET THAT JERK RUIN YOUR CAREER, OKAY? 380 00:13:17,451 --> 00:13:18,590 - [laughs] MY CAREER. 381 00:13:18,694 --> 00:13:20,109 JULIA, UH, I'M AN INTERN 382 00:13:20,213 --> 00:13:23,009 AND, UH, DON'T REALLY HAVE A CAREER. 383 00:13:23,112 --> 00:13:25,666 - THIS IS YOUR SHOT. TAKE IT. 384 00:13:25,770 --> 00:13:27,910 OKAY? 385 00:13:28,014 --> 00:13:30,188 - YOU'RE RIGHT. - OKAY. 386 00:13:30,292 --> 00:13:32,673 - [sighs] OKAY. - OKAY. 387 00:13:32,777 --> 00:13:34,192 HEAD UP. 388 00:13:34,296 --> 00:13:35,228 - THANKS, DUDE. 389 00:13:35,331 --> 00:13:37,955 - YEAH, DUDE. - SORRY. HI. SORRY. 390 00:13:39,301 --> 00:13:40,992 - HELLO. COME IN. 391 00:13:45,652 --> 00:13:47,585 - ALL RIGHT, LET ME-- LET ME TAKE YOU BACK HERE. 392 00:13:47,688 --> 00:13:49,000 FOCUS, OKAY. 393 00:13:49,104 --> 00:13:51,175 LET ME TAKE YOU BACK TO THE BEGINNING ON THIS. 394 00:13:51,278 --> 00:13:54,005 IN 1963, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS... 395 00:13:54,109 --> 00:13:56,249 - OH, I LOVE THIS STORY. - BUT THE UNITED STATES 396 00:13:56,352 --> 00:13:58,285 PASSED AN AMENDMENT TO THE FAIR LABOR STANDARDS ACT 397 00:13:58,389 --> 00:14:01,081 THAT GAVE WOMEN EQUALITY IN THE WORKPLACE. 398 00:14:01,185 --> 00:14:03,256 THAT'S--THAT'S SO EXCITING. 399 00:14:03,359 --> 00:14:05,672 THAT WAS PROGRESS. THAT WAS... 400 00:14:05,775 --> 00:14:08,468 IMPORTANT AND-- AND THIS... 401 00:14:08,571 --> 00:14:10,125 IS--IS JUST KIND OF... 402 00:14:10,228 --> 00:14:12,127 - I LIKE IT BECAUSE IT'S PINK, 403 00:14:12,230 --> 00:14:13,818 AND THAT'S MY FAVORITE COLOR. 404 00:14:13,922 --> 00:14:15,889 - THAT'S TRUE. - YEAH. 405 00:14:15,993 --> 00:14:18,892 BUT IT KIND OF-- IT GOES AGAINST EVERYTHING 406 00:14:18,996 --> 00:14:21,826 THAT--THAT WE AS WOMEN HAVE BEEN STRUGGLING AGAINST 407 00:14:21,930 --> 00:14:23,034 FOR THE LAST 50 YEARS. 408 00:14:23,138 --> 00:14:25,416 YOU KNOW, IT'S... 409 00:14:25,519 --> 00:14:27,936 IT'S, UH--IT'S... 410 00:14:28,039 --> 00:14:31,215 - IT'S WAY TOO COLD TO BE WEARING THAT IN OCTOBER. 411 00:14:31,318 --> 00:14:33,596 I MEAN, LOOK-IT, THERE'S, LIKE, NO SLEEVES ON THAT, HON. 412 00:14:33,700 --> 00:14:35,357 - MISS CALIFORNIA WEARS A FUR COAT. 413 00:14:35,460 --> 00:14:36,841 I'LL WEAR THAT. 414 00:14:36,945 --> 00:14:38,912 - I CAN'T--I CAN'T... 415 00:14:39,016 --> 00:14:40,500 ARGUE WITH... 416 00:14:40,603 --> 00:14:43,503 - I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY WANT IT. 417 00:14:43,606 --> 00:14:45,608 - UM, I'M GONNA DISCUSS IT WITH YOUR FATHER. 418 00:14:45,712 --> 00:14:46,851 - FUR COAT. [chuckles] 419 00:14:46,955 --> 00:14:48,128 - DID SHE-- SHE SAID FUR COAT. 420 00:14:48,232 --> 00:14:49,371 - YEAH. - THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID? 421 00:14:49,474 --> 00:14:51,545 THAT'S... 422 00:14:51,649 --> 00:14:53,513 I FAILED HER, JOEL. 423 00:14:53,616 --> 00:14:56,033 - AND WHEN IT'S MY TURN TO BE STUDENT OF THE WEEK, 424 00:14:56,136 --> 00:14:59,588 I GET TO BRING MARVIN HOME FOR THE WHOLE WEEKEND. 425 00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:01,452 - WHAT EXACTLY IS MARVIN? 426 00:15:01,555 --> 00:15:03,972 - OKAY, HE'S THIS BIG. HE HAS SCALES. 427 00:15:04,075 --> 00:15:06,181 - OH, HE HAS SCALES? 428 00:15:06,284 --> 00:15:08,666 - WELL, ONE OF THE PLACES WE SAW... 429 00:15:08,769 --> 00:15:12,187 HAS A GREAT PLAY ROOM THAT I'M SURE MARVIN WOULD LOVE. 430 00:15:12,290 --> 00:15:14,016 - YOU STILL THINKING ABOUT THAT ONE... 431 00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:15,604 WITH THE SMELL? - YEAH. 432 00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:17,571 - THAT ONE? - WHAT SMELL? 433 00:15:17,675 --> 00:15:20,195 - YOU KNOW, THAT FUNKY SMELL. IT'S KIND OF HARD TO DESCRIBE. 434 00:15:20,298 --> 00:15:22,162 IT WAS LIKE CANNED SOUP OR SOMETHING. 435 00:15:22,266 --> 00:15:23,819 BUDDY, YOU WANT TO LIVE IN A PLACE 436 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,476 THAT SMELLS LIKE BROCCOLI SOUP? - NUH-UH. 437 00:15:25,579 --> 00:15:28,582 - YEAH, WHO WOULD? 438 00:15:28,686 --> 00:15:31,965 - HEY, JABBAR, I HEAR THE, UH, SAILBOAT ON THE CORNER 439 00:15:32,069 --> 00:15:34,416 IS DECORATED LIKE A PIRATE SHIP FOR HALLOWEEN. 440 00:15:34,519 --> 00:15:35,935 OHH... 441 00:15:36,038 --> 00:15:38,420 I BET YOU IF YOU GO ON DECK, YOU CAN SEE IT. 442 00:15:38,523 --> 00:15:40,698 - OKAY. - ARR! 443 00:15:40,801 --> 00:15:43,218 ARR! ARR! 444 00:15:43,321 --> 00:15:45,599 - BUT STAY ON THE DECK, OKAY? - OKAY. 445 00:15:49,293 --> 00:15:51,019 - ALL RIGHT. WHAT'S GOING ON? 446 00:15:51,122 --> 00:15:53,021 - HMM? - WHAT'S GOING ON? 447 00:15:53,124 --> 00:15:56,231 - WELL, WHAT'S GOING ON IS I DON'T LIKE THAT PLACE. 448 00:15:56,334 --> 00:15:58,302 I THINK IT'S STANDARD AND BORING. 449 00:15:58,405 --> 00:15:59,510 - I LIKE IT. 450 00:15:59,613 --> 00:16:01,167 IT'S CLOSE TO THE BART. IT'S CONVENIENT. 451 00:16:01,270 --> 00:16:03,445 - WELL, I THOUGHT YOU LIKED THE PLACE WITH THE GARDEN. 452 00:16:03,548 --> 00:16:04,515 - I DO, I DO. 453 00:16:04,618 --> 00:16:06,413 BUT IT'S, LIKE, $500 MORE THAN I CAN AFFORD. 454 00:16:06,517 --> 00:16:08,208 - WELL, I DON'T WANT YOU TO MAKE A DECISION 455 00:16:08,312 --> 00:16:10,452 YOU'RE GONNA REGRET, YOU KNOW. 456 00:16:14,939 --> 00:16:17,459 THE PLACE WITH THE GARDEN IS SO MUCH... 457 00:16:17,562 --> 00:16:18,494 NICER. 458 00:16:18,598 --> 00:16:20,255 - WELL... 459 00:16:20,358 --> 00:16:23,361 IT'S--IT'S MY DECISION TO MAKE. 460 00:16:23,465 --> 00:16:25,191 IT'S MY PLACE... 461 00:16:25,294 --> 00:16:26,330 RIGHT? 462 00:16:28,435 --> 00:16:30,368 - YEAH, RIGHT. 463 00:16:38,756 --> 00:16:41,069 - I'M GONNA GO CHECK ON HIM. 464 00:16:45,590 --> 00:16:46,798 [knock on door] 465 00:16:46,902 --> 00:16:48,179 - HEY. - HEY. 466 00:16:48,283 --> 00:16:49,801 - GOT A MINUTE? - I GOT A CONFERENCE CALL. 467 00:16:49,905 --> 00:16:51,976 UH, YOU KNOW WHAT? NEVER MIND. 468 00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:54,151 COME ON IN. I-I'VE GOT A MINUTE. 469 00:16:54,254 --> 00:16:56,153 - [clears throat] - WHAT'S DOING? 470 00:16:56,256 --> 00:16:57,602 - THESE ARE THE SPECS YOU ASKED FOR. 471 00:16:57,706 --> 00:16:59,225 WE WENT OVER THEM, AND I THINK YOU'LL BE PLEASED. 472 00:16:59,328 --> 00:17:02,918 - TERRIFIC. GREAT. 473 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,126 WHAT ELSE? 474 00:17:04,230 --> 00:17:06,439 - UH, JUST QUICKLY, I WAS WONDERING, UH, 475 00:17:06,542 --> 00:17:08,268 IF BOB INGOMAR'S ORDER CAME IN YET, 476 00:17:08,372 --> 00:17:09,718 YOU KNOW, FROM THE CONVENTION. 477 00:17:09,821 --> 00:17:11,168 HE JUST SEEMED PLEASED-- 478 00:17:11,271 --> 00:17:13,308 - SARAH, THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS. 479 00:17:13,411 --> 00:17:16,380 IT'S A PROCESS-- NEGOTIATIONS, YOU KNOW. 480 00:17:16,483 --> 00:17:18,244 IT'S NOT LIKE IT HAPPENS ALL OF A SUDDEN, POOF, 481 00:17:18,347 --> 00:17:19,314 THE VERY NEXT DAY. 482 00:17:19,417 --> 00:17:20,970 - OF COURSE, YEAH. DUH. 483 00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:22,386 - BUT AS SOON AS THERE'S SOMETHING TO REPORT, 484 00:17:22,489 --> 00:17:23,490 YOU'LL BE THE FIRST TO KNOW, 485 00:17:23,594 --> 00:17:25,147 WHEN I SEND OUT THE COMPANY-WIDE MEMO. 486 00:17:25,251 --> 00:17:27,529 - OKAY. THANKS. 487 00:17:30,359 --> 00:17:32,913 I'M SORRY, UM, BUT... 488 00:17:33,017 --> 00:17:35,330 AFTER EVERYTHING YOU SAID TO ME... 489 00:17:35,433 --> 00:17:38,643 REALLY? THE COMPANY-WIDE MEMO? 490 00:17:38,747 --> 00:17:40,680 - I'M CONFUSED. IS--IS THERE A PROBLEM? 491 00:17:40,783 --> 00:17:43,338 - NO, I JUST FEEL LIKE YOU'RE--YOU'RE BEING WEIRD. 492 00:17:43,441 --> 00:17:44,891 - I'M--I'M RUNNING MY COMPANY. 493 00:17:44,994 --> 00:17:47,100 - YES, BUT WE KISSED. 494 00:17:50,310 --> 00:17:52,347 - WE KISSED, YEAH. - IN A PARKING LOT. 495 00:17:52,450 --> 00:17:54,142 - YEAH, AND IT WAS FANTASTIC. 496 00:17:54,245 --> 00:17:55,798 - AND NOW... 497 00:17:55,902 --> 00:17:57,214 - NOW... 498 00:17:57,317 --> 00:18:00,009 YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN NEXT? 499 00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:01,804 - NO, PLEASE. 500 00:18:01,908 --> 00:18:03,289 YEAH, SORT OF. 501 00:18:03,392 --> 00:18:05,360 - AND YOU'D LIKE TO TALK ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW? 502 00:18:05,463 --> 00:18:08,294 - NO, NO, NO. I-I DON'T KNOW. 503 00:18:08,397 --> 00:18:10,019 - SARAH, LOOK, I-- 504 00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:12,988 I THINK YOU'RE A WONDERFUL, LOVELY WOMAN. 505 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,610 - OKAY. [chuckles] NEVER MIND. FORGET IT. 506 00:18:14,714 --> 00:18:15,508 NO, THAT'S OKAY. 507 00:18:15,611 --> 00:18:17,026 - NO, NO, NO. WAIT, WAIT. HEAR ME OUT. 508 00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:18,235 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 509 00:18:18,338 --> 00:18:19,581 YOU KNOW, I'VE GOT A CONFERENCE CALL 510 00:18:19,684 --> 00:18:21,652 THAT I'M THREE MINUTES LATE FOR, AND, YOU KNOW, TO BE HONEST... 511 00:18:21,755 --> 00:18:23,032 - PLEASE BE HONEST. 512 00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:25,069 - BE HONEST. UM... 513 00:18:25,173 --> 00:18:27,623 WE HAVE VERY DIFFERENT LIFESTYLES. 514 00:18:27,727 --> 00:18:28,521 - WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 515 00:18:28,624 --> 00:18:31,938 - THAT MEANS THAT, UH, YOU HAVE KIDS, 516 00:18:32,041 --> 00:18:34,423 AND I HAVE A BOAT. 517 00:18:34,527 --> 00:18:36,494 - HAVING A BOAT IS A LIFESTYLE? 518 00:18:36,598 --> 00:18:38,186 - WE'RE ACTING LIKE TEENAGERS. 519 00:18:38,289 --> 00:18:40,533 - NO, NO, NO, MAYBE I'M NOT TEENAGER ENOUGH FOR YOU. 520 00:18:40,636 --> 00:18:42,224 - WELL, YOU KNOW, THAT'S NOT FAIR. 521 00:18:42,328 --> 00:18:43,570 HEY, PLEASE. SARAH, PLEASE. 522 00:18:43,674 --> 00:18:44,847 - OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE RIGHT. 523 00:18:44,951 --> 00:18:46,159 I'M SORRY. LET'S FORGET IT. 524 00:18:46,263 --> 00:18:48,161 LET'S FORGET THE WHOLE THING EVER HAPPENED. 525 00:18:48,265 --> 00:18:50,370 I REALLY LIKE MY JOB. THAT'S WHAT MATTERS. 526 00:18:50,474 --> 00:18:51,647 LET'S JUST FORGET IT. 527 00:18:51,751 --> 00:18:53,062 - I... - I'M FINE. 528 00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:55,203 I'LL WAIT FOR THE MEMO. 529 00:18:56,894 --> 00:18:59,414 [door closes] 530 00:18:59,517 --> 00:19:01,657 - WELL, I TRUST THAT YOUR FATHER 531 00:19:01,761 --> 00:19:03,176 HAS EXPLAINED TO YOU 532 00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:06,869 THE IMPORTANCE OF THE BRAVERMAN HALLOWEEN. 533 00:19:06,973 --> 00:19:08,492 - [imitates plane crashing] 534 00:19:08,595 --> 00:19:10,770 - I MEAN, SURE, IT'S ABOUT DECORATING THE YARD 535 00:19:10,873 --> 00:19:15,154 AND SCARING THE HELL OUT OF THE OBNOXIOUS NEIGHBOR TWITS. 536 00:19:17,397 --> 00:19:20,918 BUT IT'S A LOT MORE THAN THAT, REALLY... 537 00:19:21,021 --> 00:19:22,402 TO ME. 538 00:19:22,506 --> 00:19:24,163 - [imitates airplane engine] 539 00:19:24,266 --> 00:19:27,649 - HALLOWEEN WAS THE LAST HOLIDAY 540 00:19:27,752 --> 00:19:29,409 THAT YOUR GRANDMOTHER AND I GOT TO SPEND TOGETHER 541 00:19:29,513 --> 00:19:32,378 BEFORE I SHIPPED OFF TO BASIC. 542 00:19:32,481 --> 00:19:35,104 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS? 543 00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:37,521 ARMY TRAINING. 544 00:19:37,624 --> 00:19:41,559 FORT BENNING, GEORGIA-- AH, THERE'S A TOTAL HELLHOLE. 545 00:19:43,389 --> 00:19:45,977 THAT'S A STORY FOR ANOTHER TIME, YEAH. 546 00:19:47,703 --> 00:19:50,499 THE POINT IS THAT CAMILLE AND I SPENT THAT HALLOWEEN 547 00:19:50,603 --> 00:19:55,124 LIKE IT WAS CHRISTMAS, NEW YEAR'S, AND EASTER... 548 00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:56,850 ALL WRAPPED UP TOGETHER. 549 00:19:59,543 --> 00:20:01,959 OH, MAX, WE HAD A TIME. 550 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,309 SO I MISSED A FEW HOLIDAYS AFTER THAT, 551 00:20:07,413 --> 00:20:10,139 BUT, SEE, I ALWAYS HAD... 552 00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:14,592 THE MEMORY OF THAT HALLOWEEN. 553 00:20:14,696 --> 00:20:18,113 AND THAT'S WHY IT'S SPECIAL. 554 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,459 HERE YOU GO. 555 00:20:19,563 --> 00:20:22,600 - WHAT IS IT? - FOR YOU. 556 00:20:24,119 --> 00:20:26,121 YOUR GRANDMA MADE IT FOR YOU. 557 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:29,158 YOUR DAD HAS ONE JUST LIKE IT, HADDIE TOO. 558 00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:30,746 NOW YOU GOT ONE. 559 00:20:30,850 --> 00:20:32,679 - DO YOU THINK I'LL BE ABLE TO GET ENOUGH CANDY TO FILL IT? 560 00:20:32,783 --> 00:20:35,579 - OH, MAX, WE ARE SURE AS HELL GONNA TRY. 561 00:20:35,682 --> 00:20:37,857 - I'M GONNA GO TEST OUT HOW MUCH IT CAN FIT. 562 00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:40,308 - HEY, BUD. 563 00:20:47,694 --> 00:20:48,626 - OKAY, WE'VE GOT THE EHRINS, 564 00:20:48,730 --> 00:20:50,145 THE HENDERSONS, AND THE CARPENTERS. 565 00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:51,491 THEY'RE ALL ON BOARD TO USE THE SAFETY STICKS 566 00:20:51,595 --> 00:20:52,665 FOR THEIR JACK-O'-LANTERNS. 567 00:20:52,768 --> 00:20:53,804 - GREAT, AND I SPOKE WITH THE GUGGENHEIMS, 568 00:20:53,907 --> 00:20:54,667 SO THAT'S TAKEN CARE OF. 569 00:20:54,770 --> 00:20:55,875 - PERFECT, UH-HUH. - ALL RIGHT? 570 00:20:55,978 --> 00:20:56,910 - GREAT. - AWESOME. 571 00:20:57,014 --> 00:20:58,326 - AWESOME. GOOD JOB. 572 00:20:58,429 --> 00:20:59,430 HEY, LOOK AT THAT DOG. 573 00:20:59,534 --> 00:21:02,640 - HUH. AW, HI. LOOK HOW CUTE YOU ARE. 574 00:21:02,744 --> 00:21:03,676 - HELLO. - HI. 575 00:21:03,779 --> 00:21:05,160 - THIS IS MORGAN. - HI, MORGAN. 576 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,506 - HEY. 577 00:21:06,610 --> 00:21:08,163 UM, DO YOU LIVE AROUND HERE? 578 00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:11,304 - I DO. I'M, UH, JUST AROUND THE CORNER HERE, ON SYCAMORE... 579 00:21:11,408 --> 00:21:12,650 - OKAY. - OH. 580 00:21:12,754 --> 00:21:14,307 - THE ONE WITH THE DOGHOUSE IN THE FRONT... 581 00:21:14,411 --> 00:21:16,413 - PERFECT. - MORGAN'S HEADQUARTERS. 582 00:21:16,516 --> 00:21:18,691 - I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE SYCAMORE. 583 00:21:18,794 --> 00:21:19,761 WOW, ARE YOU CUTE. 584 00:21:19,864 --> 00:21:20,900 WELL, LISTEN, MY HUSBAND AND I ARE OUT WALKING 585 00:21:21,003 --> 00:21:23,316 AND JUST--WE'RE PASSING THESE OUT TO NEIGHBORS 586 00:21:23,420 --> 00:21:24,490 TO MAYBE PUT IN THEIR JACK-O'-LANTERNS THIS YEAR 587 00:21:24,593 --> 00:21:25,801 INSTEAD OF CANDLES. 588 00:21:25,905 --> 00:21:27,458 - MY SON'S AFRAID OF FIRE. - OH. 589 00:21:27,562 --> 00:21:29,529 - YEAH, WE HAVE ORANGE, AND WE HAVE YELLOW. 590 00:21:29,633 --> 00:21:31,186 - YEAH. - HE HAS ASPERGER'S. 591 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:32,843 AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY HE WANTS TO GO TRICK-OR-TREATING. 592 00:21:32,946 --> 00:21:34,569 - OKAY. - BUT HE JUST WANTS TO GO. 593 00:21:34,672 --> 00:21:35,846 SO IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND PUTTING THESE 594 00:21:35,949 --> 00:21:37,848 IN YOUR JACK-O'-LANTERN INSTEAD OF... 595 00:21:37,951 --> 00:21:41,265 - YEAH, I-I COULD PUT 'EM IN THE PUMPKIN. 596 00:21:41,369 --> 00:21:42,508 THEY'RE OKAY FOR THE DOG? 597 00:21:42,611 --> 00:21:43,509 - EVEN BETTER FOR THE DOG. 598 00:21:43,612 --> 00:21:44,544 - YEAH? - YEAH. 599 00:21:44,648 --> 00:21:46,028 - IT'S NOT FIRE. - ALL RIGHT. 600 00:21:46,132 --> 00:21:47,202 - THANK YOU. - THANK YOU. 601 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:49,238 - COME ON, MAC DADDY. - SEE YA, MAC DADDY. 602 00:21:49,342 --> 00:21:50,481 - OKAY, DADDY-O. 603 00:21:50,585 --> 00:21:52,552 HONEY, I DON'T KNOW HOW WE'RE GONNA DO ALL THIS. 604 00:21:52,656 --> 00:21:54,174 THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE. THERE'S A HOUSE OVER THERE THAT I DON'T-- 605 00:21:54,278 --> 00:21:55,935 - CAN WE JUST PAUSE FOR A SECOND AND NOTE THE ABSURDITY 606 00:21:56,038 --> 00:21:58,282 OF TRYING TO COMPLETELY REMOVE FIRE FROM HALLOWEEN? 607 00:21:58,386 --> 00:21:59,663 - OKAY, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? 608 00:21:59,766 --> 00:22:01,181 LET'S STAY HOME, THEN. WELL PLAY MONOPOLY AGAIN. 609 00:22:01,285 --> 00:22:02,148 - HEY... - THAT WAS FUN. 610 00:22:02,251 --> 00:22:03,460 - YOU KNOW, I FORGOT TO TELL YOU 611 00:22:03,563 --> 00:22:04,564 THAT JULIA CALLED, AND SHE AND JOEL 612 00:22:04,668 --> 00:22:06,394 ARE GONNA BRING SYDNEY OVER. 613 00:22:06,497 --> 00:22:08,534 AND THEN CROSBY GOT WIND OF IT, SO THEY'RE GONNA COME OVER TOO. 614 00:22:08,637 --> 00:22:09,949 - HONEY, THEY CAN'T. 615 00:22:10,052 --> 00:22:12,538 DR. PELIKAN SPECIFICALLY SAID TO KEEP THE GROUP SMALL. 616 00:22:12,641 --> 00:22:14,436 - YEAH, THEY'RE ALL TRYING TO BE SUPPORTIVE OF MAX, OKAY? 617 00:22:14,540 --> 00:22:15,886 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY? 618 00:22:15,989 --> 00:22:17,577 - ANYWAY, THE POINT IS IS THAT MY WHOLE FAMILY'S 619 00:22:17,681 --> 00:22:18,785 GONNA GO, AND I JUST... 620 00:22:18,889 --> 00:22:21,063 I FEEL REALLY GUILTY ABOUT NOT BEING THERE, YOU KNOW? 621 00:22:21,167 --> 00:22:22,720 EXCUSE ME. 622 00:22:22,824 --> 00:22:24,895 HELLO? ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME, GUY? 623 00:22:24,998 --> 00:22:26,724 - UM, YES, YES. 624 00:22:26,828 --> 00:22:28,933 OKAY, YOUR FAMILY HAS SOME PSYCHOTIC LOVE OF HALLOWEEN. 625 00:22:29,037 --> 00:22:32,074 - THAT'S WHAT I SAID. - IN OTHER NEWS... 626 00:22:32,178 --> 00:22:33,628 - OH. JOY. 627 00:22:33,731 --> 00:22:36,285 HOWARD HAS INVITED US TO A FRAT PARTY. 628 00:22:36,389 --> 00:22:38,460 THAT'S... - AWESOME? 629 00:22:38,564 --> 00:22:39,634 - SO EXCITING. - AWESOME, YES. 630 00:22:39,737 --> 00:22:41,463 - WHERE IS IT? - IT'S ACROSS THE BAY. 631 00:22:41,567 --> 00:22:43,189 AND IT'S GONNA BE INCREDIBLE. - NO, WE'RE NOT GOING. 632 00:22:43,292 --> 00:22:44,501 - AND WE ARE TOTALLY GOING. 633 00:22:44,604 --> 00:22:46,019 - NO, WE'RE NOT GOING. - SO, UM... 634 00:22:46,123 --> 00:22:48,643 - I'M NOT GOING ACROSS THE BAY TO A FRAT PARTY WITH HOWARD--NO. 635 00:22:48,746 --> 00:22:50,610 - YEAH. WHY DO YOU SAY IT LIKE THAT? 636 00:22:50,714 --> 00:22:52,992 BECAUSE IT'S GONNA BE AMAZING. 637 00:22:53,095 --> 00:22:54,752 - [sighs] 638 00:22:54,856 --> 00:22:56,167 - YOU KNOW HOW... 639 00:22:56,271 --> 00:22:59,619 WE'VE TALKED ABOUT... 640 00:22:59,723 --> 00:23:02,588 IT'S WRONG TO JUDGE PEOPLE BY THE WAY THAT THEY LOOK, RIGHT? 641 00:23:02,691 --> 00:23:05,729 AND DO YOU KNOW HOW BEAUTY CONTESTANTS ARE JUDGED? 642 00:23:05,832 --> 00:23:07,247 - MM... 643 00:23:07,351 --> 00:23:10,319 TALENT, SWIMSUIT, AND INTERVIEW. 644 00:23:10,423 --> 00:23:11,942 - RIGHT. 645 00:23:16,187 --> 00:23:18,949 WELL, MOSTLY THEY'RE JUDGED BY HOW THEY LOOK. 646 00:23:19,052 --> 00:23:21,330 - AND THAT'S WRONG, SO... 647 00:23:21,434 --> 00:23:24,713 ALL I'M SAYING IS WE DO STILL HAVE YOUR LADYBUG COSTUME... 648 00:23:24,817 --> 00:23:27,095 YOU KNOW, IN--IN THE CASE THAT YOU DECIDE 649 00:23:27,198 --> 00:23:31,340 YOU HAVE MORAL ISSUES WITH WHAT YOU'RE WEARING. 650 00:23:31,444 --> 00:23:32,687 OKAY, UM, WHY DON'T WE-- 651 00:23:32,790 --> 00:23:34,171 WHY DON'T WE JUST PUT THIS ON, SWEETIE? 652 00:23:34,274 --> 00:23:35,483 LET'S SEE HOW IT LOOKS WITH THE-- 653 00:23:35,586 --> 00:23:37,726 WITH THE TIARA THING. 654 00:23:39,970 --> 00:23:41,040 - OKAY. 655 00:23:41,143 --> 00:23:42,766 - OKAY. 656 00:23:42,869 --> 00:23:44,837 WOW. 657 00:23:44,940 --> 00:23:47,011 THERE'S MY-- OKAY, LET'S TAKE A... 658 00:23:47,115 --> 00:23:50,049 EVEN WITH THE HAND. NOW, LOOK AT THAT. 659 00:23:50,152 --> 00:23:51,913 CHEESE. 660 00:23:52,016 --> 00:23:54,398 - THANK YOU. 661 00:23:54,502 --> 00:23:55,882 - GUYS. 662 00:23:55,986 --> 00:23:59,092 AH, MARTINI FOR THE PANDA. YOU THOUGHT I FORGOT. 663 00:24:01,578 --> 00:24:04,063 - I'LL TAKE THOSE, THANK YOU. - TRICK OR TREAT. 664 00:24:04,166 --> 00:24:05,789 - HI. 665 00:24:05,892 --> 00:24:07,584 HI. WOW. 666 00:24:07,687 --> 00:24:09,517 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? - CAN YOU TALK? 667 00:24:09,620 --> 00:24:11,691 - UM, NOT REALLY. 668 00:24:11,795 --> 00:24:14,245 - I'LL HAVE A BEER. - OKAY. 669 00:24:15,971 --> 00:24:17,663 - YOU'RE COMPLETELY RIGHT ABOUT ME-- 670 00:24:17,766 --> 00:24:19,734 EVERYTHING YOU SAID. 671 00:24:19,837 --> 00:24:21,770 - HUH? - I ONLY DATE YOUNGER WOMEN. 672 00:24:21,874 --> 00:24:23,496 THE KID THING WAS ALWAYS A DEAL BREAKER. 673 00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:25,567 AND THEN THERE'S THE FACT THAT I AM YOUR BOSS. 674 00:24:25,671 --> 00:24:29,053 WE ARE A TERRIBLE IDEA. 675 00:24:29,157 --> 00:24:32,850 - WELL, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING HERE TO... 676 00:24:32,954 --> 00:24:33,679 TELL ME THAT. 677 00:24:33,782 --> 00:24:36,509 [chuckles awkwardly] 678 00:24:36,613 --> 00:24:39,270 - I-I'LL HAVE ANOTHER ONE. PLEASE, ANOTHER BEER. 679 00:24:39,374 --> 00:24:41,065 - HEY, UH, COUNT... 680 00:24:41,169 --> 00:24:43,067 THAT ONE'S FOR YOU. ONE MORE, PLEASE. 681 00:24:43,171 --> 00:24:44,828 THANKS. 682 00:24:44,931 --> 00:24:48,728 - THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT MY AGE, YOU KNOW? 683 00:24:48,832 --> 00:24:52,180 AND, UM, THE KIDS I'D HAPPILY GIVE UP, 684 00:24:52,283 --> 00:24:55,390 BUT I REALLY LIKE MY JOB, SO... 685 00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:58,600 WE'RE AT AN IMPASSE. 686 00:24:58,704 --> 00:25:01,707 - THEN I'LL HAVE ANOTHER BEER, OKAY? 687 00:25:01,810 --> 00:25:04,054 SWEETHEART, THIS IS FOR YOU. 688 00:25:04,157 --> 00:25:06,090 AND ANOTHER AND ANOTHER AND ANOTHER-- 689 00:25:06,194 --> 00:25:08,921 HOWEVER MANY IT TAKES TO GET YOU TO UNDERSTAND 690 00:25:09,024 --> 00:25:12,890 THAT EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY WRONG FOR ME, 691 00:25:12,994 --> 00:25:15,134 I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT YOU. 692 00:25:15,237 --> 00:25:16,998 - GORDON... 693 00:25:17,101 --> 00:25:19,034 MY BOSS... 694 00:25:19,138 --> 00:25:20,760 MAYBE IT'S THE CAT SUIT. 695 00:25:20,864 --> 00:25:23,418 YOU'LL--YOU'LL GET OVER IT. 696 00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:26,697 - I LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE SAY NO TO ME. 697 00:25:26,801 --> 00:25:28,457 I'M JUST GONNA STICK AROUND FOR A WHILE, 698 00:25:28,561 --> 00:25:30,287 IF IT'S OKAY WITH YOU. 699 00:25:39,434 --> 00:25:41,401 - OKAY, GUYS, HALLOWEEN 101-- I'VE GOT THE MAP OUT RIGHT HERE. 700 00:25:41,505 --> 00:25:43,507 FROM SYCAMORE, RIGHT HERE-- ARE YOU GUYS LISTENING? 701 00:25:43,611 --> 00:25:44,853 - YEAH. - ANYBODY LISTENING? 702 00:25:44,957 --> 00:25:45,889 all: YEAH. 703 00:25:45,992 --> 00:25:47,476 - WE'RE GONNA MAKE A RIGHT ONTO OAK STREET. 704 00:25:47,580 --> 00:25:48,995 HONEY, I'M FINE, REALLY. 705 00:25:49,099 --> 00:25:50,894 WE'RE GONNA CUT THROUGH THE PARK TO AVOID ELM STREET. 706 00:25:50,997 --> 00:25:53,379 UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES ARE WE TO GO DOWN ELM. 707 00:25:53,482 --> 00:25:54,760 YOU GOT IT? - OKAY. 708 00:25:54,863 --> 00:25:56,589 - THERE'S A REALLY SCARY HOUSE ON ELM STREET. 709 00:25:56,693 --> 00:25:59,661 - IT IS QUITE LITERALLY A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET. 710 00:25:59,765 --> 00:26:01,145 - [imitates scary music] [laughter] 711 00:26:01,249 --> 00:26:02,837 - COME ON, I KNOW THAT THIS SEEMS INSANE, 712 00:26:02,940 --> 00:26:04,735 BUT WE'RE JUST TRYING TO HELP OUT MAX. 713 00:26:04,839 --> 00:26:07,013 - NO, YEAH, WE'RE 1,000% BEHIND YOU. 714 00:26:07,117 --> 00:26:08,912 WHATEVER ROUTE WE NEED TO TAKE IS ABSOLUTELY FINE. 715 00:26:09,015 --> 00:26:09,982 - THANK YOU. 716 00:26:10,085 --> 00:26:11,155 I JUST WANT THE KIDS TO HAVE FUN TOO, THOUGH. 717 00:26:11,259 --> 00:26:13,054 I WANT JABBAR TO HAVE FUN. - HONEY, GLOW STICKS. 718 00:26:13,157 --> 00:26:14,227 MAX IS AFRAID OF FIRE. 719 00:26:14,331 --> 00:26:15,815 - OKAY, I GOT ALL OF THESE LIGHT STICKS HERE, 720 00:26:15,919 --> 00:26:17,023 BECAUSE I WANTED PEOPLE TO PASS THEM OUT. 721 00:26:17,127 --> 00:26:19,094 MAX IS REALLY AFRAID OF CANDLES AND... 722 00:26:19,198 --> 00:26:20,820 - FIRE, GENERALLY. 723 00:26:20,924 --> 00:26:22,995 - THEY'LL HAVE PLENTY OF CANDY. - COME ON, LET'S GET GOING. 724 00:26:23,098 --> 00:26:24,134 WHAT'S THE HOLDUP? 725 00:26:24,237 --> 00:26:25,963 JEEZ, LET'S GO. COME ON. 726 00:26:26,067 --> 00:26:27,378 - I'M READY. - THE KIDS ARE WAITING. 727 00:26:27,482 --> 00:26:28,414 - COME ON. - OKAY. 728 00:26:28,517 --> 00:26:29,795 - UM, ALL RIGHT. - HEY! 729 00:26:29,898 --> 00:26:32,521 - OH, NO BRAVERMAN LEFT BEHIND. 730 00:26:32,625 --> 00:26:33,833 [overlapping chatter] 731 00:26:33,937 --> 00:26:36,560 - MISS YOU. - THERE HE IS! 732 00:26:36,664 --> 00:26:39,425 THERE'S MY FAVORITE JEDI KNIGHT. 733 00:26:39,528 --> 00:26:40,599 [indistinct chatter] 734 00:26:40,702 --> 00:26:42,497 - WAIT, NOW, HOLD UP. WAIT FOR YOUR... 735 00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:43,809 - HOW'S IT GOING? YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME? 736 00:26:43,912 --> 00:26:44,810 - YEAH. - YEAH? 737 00:26:44,913 --> 00:26:46,881 - WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING ME THAT? 738 00:26:46,984 --> 00:26:49,021 - DON'T HAVE TO ASK YOU AGAIN. 739 00:26:49,124 --> 00:26:51,299 - OKAY, BE CAREFUL. LET'S SEE. 740 00:26:51,402 --> 00:26:53,335 664 SYCAMORE-- WHOO, HERE WE GO. 741 00:26:53,439 --> 00:26:55,337 - IS THAT ON-- IS THAT ON THE OFFICIAL LIST? 742 00:26:55,441 --> 00:26:56,856 - IT IS ON THE OFFICIAL LIST. 743 00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:58,582 HERE WE ARE-- LADY WITH GREEN HAIR. 744 00:26:58,686 --> 00:26:59,790 - ALL RIGHT. - OKAY, MAX, 745 00:26:59,894 --> 00:27:01,585 WHEN YOU GET UP THERE, RING THE DOORBELL, 746 00:27:01,689 --> 00:27:02,931 SAY, "THANK YOU, TRICK OR TREAT." 747 00:27:03,035 --> 00:27:05,347 AND TELL 'EM WHAT YOU ARE. YOU'RE A COCKROACH. 748 00:27:05,451 --> 00:27:06,901 - HONEY, HONEY... - WHAT? 749 00:27:07,004 --> 00:27:08,454 - HE'S FINE. RELAX. - I'M RELAXED. 750 00:27:08,557 --> 00:27:09,869 YOU KNOW WHAT HELPS ME RELAX, 751 00:27:09,973 --> 00:27:10,939 YOU TELLING ME TO RELAX. - TRICK OR TREAT! 752 00:27:11,043 --> 00:27:13,735 [party chatter and hip-hop music] 753 00:27:13,839 --> 00:27:15,150 - BANANA BUTT, LET'S GO. 754 00:27:15,254 --> 00:27:17,014 - I'M GOING AS FAST AS I CAN. I'M IN A BANANA SUIT. 755 00:27:17,118 --> 00:27:17,946 DID I DROP MY-- 756 00:27:18,050 --> 00:27:19,879 - WHY DID YOU WEAR THAT THING? OH, MY GOD. 757 00:27:19,983 --> 00:27:21,847 - IT'S FUNNY! - HI. 758 00:27:21,950 --> 00:27:25,298 IT'S NOT CUTE. SORRY. 759 00:27:25,402 --> 00:27:27,576 HEY, COME ON. SERIOUSLY. 760 00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:29,199 - SORRY. - HEY, HEY. 761 00:27:29,302 --> 00:27:31,235 WE'RE LOOKING FOR HOWARD. DO YOU KNOW HIM? 762 00:27:31,339 --> 00:27:32,720 - YEAH, I'M SURE HE'S AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. 763 00:27:32,823 --> 00:27:34,066 COME ON IN. COME ON. 764 00:27:34,169 --> 00:27:35,999 WELCOME. LET ME GO GET YOU SOMETHING REAL QUICK. 765 00:27:36,102 --> 00:27:37,414 - THANK YOU. 766 00:27:37,517 --> 00:27:38,829 HE WAS CUTE. 767 00:27:38,933 --> 00:27:40,106 YOU SHOULD, UM, ASK HIM ABOUT HIS MAJOR 768 00:27:40,210 --> 00:27:41,418 OR SOMETHING. WHEN HE COMES BACK. 769 00:27:41,521 --> 00:27:42,833 - I CAN'T FLIRT IN A BANANA SUIT. 770 00:27:42,937 --> 00:27:44,593 - I TOLD YOU TO WEAR SOMETHING DIFFERENT. 771 00:27:44,697 --> 00:27:45,940 - THAT GUY IS DISGUSTING. 772 00:27:46,043 --> 00:27:47,286 - BANANA SUIT, SERIOUSLY. COME ON. 773 00:27:47,389 --> 00:27:50,082 - UM, HEY, LET'S GO ON A FUN TOUR OF THE HOUSE. 774 00:27:50,185 --> 00:27:52,325 WE COULD GET SOME SMOKES AND A--AND A DRINK. 775 00:27:52,429 --> 00:27:54,051 - OKAY, WEIRDO. - COME ON. 776 00:27:56,260 --> 00:27:59,022 OH, BOY. 777 00:27:59,125 --> 00:28:01,162 OKAY. OKAY, BUDDY. COME ON. 778 00:28:01,265 --> 00:28:02,128 HERE WE GO. 779 00:28:02,232 --> 00:28:04,234 EXCUSE ME. 780 00:28:04,337 --> 00:28:06,063 - SO WE'VE SEEN, LIKE, FOUR PLACES 781 00:28:06,167 --> 00:28:09,549 FOR HER AND JABBAR TO MOVE INTO. 782 00:28:09,653 --> 00:28:11,310 - WELL, HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL? 783 00:28:11,413 --> 00:28:14,900 DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU WANT TO MOVE IN WITH THEM? 784 00:28:15,003 --> 00:28:16,522 - WELL, YEAH, OF COURSE. 785 00:28:16,625 --> 00:28:18,006 A PART OF ME DOES, YOU KNOW. 786 00:28:18,110 --> 00:28:20,112 I'M GOING TO ALL THESE HOUSES WITH HER, 787 00:28:20,215 --> 00:28:21,976 AND I WANT TO BE A PART OF ALL THAT. 788 00:28:22,079 --> 00:28:24,426 - UH-HUH. - BUT AT THE SAME TIME, 789 00:28:24,530 --> 00:28:26,152 I'LL BE SITTING AT ANOTHER HOUSE LOOKING AT THE YARD 790 00:28:26,256 --> 00:28:28,189 AND THE PANTRY AND ALL THE OTHER CRAP 791 00:28:28,292 --> 00:28:30,501 YOU AND KRISTINA HAVE. - AND THAT SCARES YOU? 792 00:28:30,605 --> 00:28:32,745 - WELL, ALL OF A SUDDEN, IT'S LIKE TEN YEARS IN THE FUTURE, 793 00:28:32,849 --> 00:28:34,505 AND I'M YOU. 794 00:28:34,609 --> 00:28:36,956 - AH. - AND IT'S DAUNTING. 795 00:28:37,060 --> 00:28:38,647 I MEAN, NO OFFENSE. - YEAH. 796 00:28:38,751 --> 00:28:40,270 SAY, "TRICK OR TREAT." 797 00:28:40,373 --> 00:28:41,961 - TRICK OR TREAT. 798 00:28:44,205 --> 00:28:45,758 - SO WHAT, UH... 799 00:28:45,862 --> 00:28:48,071 DID YOU TALK TO JASMINE ABOUT IT, HOW YOU FEEL? 800 00:28:48,174 --> 00:28:49,106 - NOPE. 801 00:28:49,210 --> 00:28:50,280 - WHY NOT? 802 00:28:50,383 --> 00:28:52,420 WHAT DO YOU EXPECT HER TO DO, READ YOUR MIND? 803 00:28:52,523 --> 00:28:54,560 - WELL, YEAH. IT WOULD HELP. 804 00:28:54,663 --> 00:28:56,493 I'M EMOTIONALLY STUNTED. 805 00:28:56,596 --> 00:28:57,977 I BLAME DAD. 806 00:28:58,081 --> 00:28:59,151 - REALLY? I ALWAYS BLAMED MOM. 807 00:28:59,254 --> 00:29:00,946 - I THINK SHE PLAYED A ROLE TOO 808 00:29:01,049 --> 00:29:02,464 IN THIS WHOLE PACKAGE. 809 00:29:02,568 --> 00:29:04,259 - CROSBY, HONESTLY, I DON'T GET YOU SOMETIMES. 810 00:29:04,363 --> 00:29:06,227 YOU GOT THIS INCREDIBLE KID, YOU GOT THIS BEAUTIFUL GIRL, 811 00:29:06,330 --> 00:29:08,194 WHO, YOU KNOW, NONE OF US CAN, FOR THE LIFE OF US, 812 00:29:08,298 --> 00:29:09,955 FIGURE OUT WHY SHE'S SO IN LOVE WITH YOU. 813 00:29:10,058 --> 00:29:11,163 WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 814 00:29:11,266 --> 00:29:13,130 - I DON'T KNOW, MAN-- IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW, 815 00:29:13,234 --> 00:29:16,547 SHE MOVED BACK AND FORTH TO NEW YORK, AND... 816 00:29:16,651 --> 00:29:17,963 I DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL. 817 00:29:18,066 --> 00:29:20,966 HOW DID--HOW DID YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW, WITH KRISTINA 818 00:29:21,069 --> 00:29:23,278 WHEN IT WAS THE TIME? 819 00:29:28,352 --> 00:29:30,630 - I JUST FELT IT. 820 00:29:30,734 --> 00:29:33,392 WE WERE AT THIS GAME, EATING... 821 00:29:33,495 --> 00:29:35,739 CHEESE FRIES, 822 00:29:35,843 --> 00:29:39,122 AND... 823 00:29:39,225 --> 00:29:42,435 SHE LOOKED AT ME, SMILED... 824 00:29:42,539 --> 00:29:44,921 AND BAM, I... 825 00:29:47,337 --> 00:29:49,408 DIDN'T WANT TO EAT CHEESE FRIES WITH ANYBODY BUT HER, 826 00:29:49,511 --> 00:29:51,582 YOU KNOW? 827 00:29:55,517 --> 00:29:56,967 - ALL RIGHT. 828 00:29:57,071 --> 00:29:58,727 YOU DON'T EVEN EAT CHEESE FRIES, THOUGH, ANYMORE. 829 00:29:58,831 --> 00:30:00,074 - DON'T MISS THE BOAT. 830 00:30:00,177 --> 00:30:01,282 - YOU'RE LIKE THE CHOLESTEROL COPS NOW. 831 00:30:01,385 --> 00:30:02,801 - DON'T MISS THE BOAT, ALL RIGHT? 832 00:30:02,904 --> 00:30:04,388 I EAT METAPHORICAL CHEESE FRIES NOW. 833 00:30:04,492 --> 00:30:05,734 - OKAY. 834 00:30:05,838 --> 00:30:10,325 [dance music playing] 835 00:30:10,429 --> 00:30:11,982 - HI. HERE YOU GO. 836 00:30:12,086 --> 00:30:13,259 AWESOME TECHNO. 837 00:30:13,363 --> 00:30:16,021 REALLY, NOT DRIVING ME CRAZY AT ALL. 838 00:30:16,124 --> 00:30:18,506 [cell phone ringing] 839 00:30:18,609 --> 00:30:21,578 HI. WHAT? TALK LOUDER. 840 00:30:21,681 --> 00:30:24,167 NO. 841 00:30:24,270 --> 00:30:25,824 OH, AMBER. 842 00:30:25,927 --> 00:30:28,033 WHERE ARE YOU? 843 00:30:28,136 --> 00:30:31,174 GOD, I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THAT IS--TEXT ME THE ADDRESS. 844 00:30:31,277 --> 00:30:33,210 ALL RIGHT, I'LL BE THERE SOON. - HEY, WHEN DO YOU GET OFF? 845 00:30:33,314 --> 00:30:34,833 - BOBBY, CAN I GET MY PURSE? 846 00:30:34,936 --> 00:30:36,075 I'LL CALL YOU GUYS LATER AND FILL YOU IN. 847 00:30:36,179 --> 00:30:38,112 THANKS. JUST COVER FOR ME. 848 00:30:38,215 --> 00:30:39,527 - WHAT'S GOING ON? - UH, KIDS. 849 00:30:39,630 --> 00:30:41,011 YOU DON'T LIKE 'EM, REMEMBER? 850 00:30:41,115 --> 00:30:42,495 - WAIT, WAIT. YOU SEEM LIKE YOU'RE UPSET. 851 00:30:42,599 --> 00:30:45,153 - I AM UPSET. MY DAUGHTER'S WITH HER SUPPOSEDLY PERFECT FRIEND, 852 00:30:45,257 --> 00:30:46,637 WHO GOT SO DRUNK, SHE CAN'T DRIVE HER HOME. 853 00:30:46,741 --> 00:30:49,226 SO NOW I HAVE TO GO FIND THEM AT SOME PARTY ACROSS THE BAY. 854 00:30:49,330 --> 00:30:50,400 - I'LL TAKE YOU. LET ME DRIVE YOU. 855 00:30:50,503 --> 00:30:52,126 - TAKE--I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE I'M GOING. 856 00:30:52,229 --> 00:30:53,437 I BARELY EVEN KNOW THE CITY THAT WELL. 857 00:30:53,541 --> 00:30:55,060 - LOOK, COME ON. I'VE GOT A SUPER-FAST CAR. 858 00:30:55,163 --> 00:30:56,233 I'M A SUPER-FAST DRIVER. 859 00:30:56,337 --> 00:30:57,338 I'LL GET YOU THERE IN A FLASH, 860 00:30:57,441 --> 00:30:58,891 AS LONG AS I DON'T GET US KILLED. 861 00:30:58,995 --> 00:31:00,272 COME ON, WE'LL GO FOR SOME AFTER-HOURS SUSHI. 862 00:31:00,375 --> 00:31:01,445 IT'S GONNA BE HOT. 863 00:31:01,549 --> 00:31:02,964 - NO, I WANT TO GO TO THE HAUNTED HOUSE! 864 00:31:03,068 --> 00:31:05,035 - HEY! HEY, HEY, HEY. 865 00:31:05,139 --> 00:31:06,968 KRISTINA, I THOUGHT THAT WE WERE GONNA TAKE 866 00:31:07,072 --> 00:31:08,936 THE KIDS THROUGH THE PARK. 867 00:31:09,039 --> 00:31:10,799 THAT WAS THE PLAN. 868 00:31:10,903 --> 00:31:13,216 - EXACTLY, THAT WAS THE PLAN. WHAT HAPPENED? 869 00:31:13,319 --> 00:31:15,114 - SOME OF THE KIDS WANTED TO HEAD UP TO THE BIG HOUSE. 870 00:31:15,218 --> 00:31:16,253 - YOU KNOW WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO, MAX? 871 00:31:16,357 --> 00:31:17,876 YOU KNOW WHAT? WE'RE NOT GONNA GO UP THERE. 872 00:31:17,979 --> 00:31:19,118 - NO, NO-- IF THE LITTLE KIDS CAN GO, 873 00:31:19,222 --> 00:31:21,327 THEN SO CAN I. I CAN TOO! 874 00:31:21,431 --> 00:31:24,434 - MAX, IT'S JUST THERE ARE A LOT OF CANDLES UP THERE, OKAY? 875 00:31:24,537 --> 00:31:26,781 AND WE KNOW HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT CANDLES, SO... 876 00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:28,438 - WELL, WHAT'S WRONG WITH CANDLES? 877 00:31:28,541 --> 00:31:30,164 - WELL... - HOLD IT, HOLD IT, HOLD IT-- 878 00:31:30,267 --> 00:31:31,751 [children chatter] HEY, KIDS, KIDS, 879 00:31:31,855 --> 00:31:33,270 COME HERE A SEC. HUDDLE UP HERE. 880 00:31:33,374 --> 00:31:35,134 - NO, IF THE LITTLE KIDS WANT TO GO TO THE HAUNTED HOUSE, 881 00:31:35,238 --> 00:31:36,756 IF THEY CAN, THEN I CAN TOO. 882 00:31:36,860 --> 00:31:38,586 - OKAY, I THINK WE SHOULD JUST GO HOME. 883 00:31:38,689 --> 00:31:40,243 LET'S CALL IT A NIGHT. LET'S GO. 884 00:31:40,346 --> 00:31:41,623 - NO, NO! 885 00:31:41,727 --> 00:31:44,316 IF THE LITTLE KIDS CAN DO THIS, THEN SO CAN I! 886 00:31:44,419 --> 00:31:46,352 IF THE LITTLE KIDS CAN, THEN SO CAN I. 887 00:31:46,456 --> 00:31:48,734 - OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT, MAX? YOU'RE RIGHT. 888 00:31:48,837 --> 00:31:50,460 YOU KNOW WHAT? MAX IS RIGHT, EVERYBODY. 889 00:31:50,563 --> 00:31:52,255 LET'S ALL GO TO THE HAUNTED HOUSE TOGETHER. 890 00:31:52,358 --> 00:31:55,223 - IS THAT THE PLAN? - LET'S GO. 891 00:31:55,327 --> 00:31:56,431 - ADAM... 892 00:31:56,535 --> 00:31:57,743 [overlapping chatter] 893 00:31:57,846 --> 00:31:59,193 - JUST HEAD ON UP THERE. YOU ALL RIGHT? 894 00:31:59,296 --> 00:32:01,126 - THE DEAD MAN HAS SPOKEN. - HEY, LISTEN UP. 895 00:32:01,229 --> 00:32:03,369 [overlapping chatter] 896 00:32:05,130 --> 00:32:07,477 [cheers and applause] 897 00:32:07,580 --> 00:32:10,445 [loud dance music] 898 00:32:10,549 --> 00:32:12,585 - HEY! HEY, THAT IS A PARTY GIRL! 899 00:32:12,689 --> 00:32:14,173 - [laughs wildly] 900 00:32:14,277 --> 00:32:15,174 - THAT IS A PARTY GIRL. 901 00:32:15,278 --> 00:32:17,901 [chanting] PARTY GIRL! PARTY GIRL! 902 00:32:18,005 --> 00:32:19,903 - AMBER... all: PARTY GIRL! 903 00:32:20,007 --> 00:32:21,284 PARTY GIRL! PARTY GIRL! - AMBER! 904 00:32:21,387 --> 00:32:22,837 - HERE, HERE. THE BANANA. 905 00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:24,735 MY GOD. WOW. 906 00:32:24,839 --> 00:32:26,220 WHAT HAPPENED? 907 00:32:26,323 --> 00:32:28,222 - SHE'S WASTED. SHE'S JUST, LIKE, IN THE POOL. 908 00:32:28,325 --> 00:32:29,464 - WHERE IS SHE? - SHE WON'T GET OUT. 909 00:32:29,568 --> 00:32:30,465 - IN THE POOL? 910 00:32:30,569 --> 00:32:31,673 - YES. - OH, GOD. 911 00:32:31,777 --> 00:32:33,882 IS SHE--OKAY, JUST... - PLEASE, I WANT TO GO HOME. 912 00:32:33,986 --> 00:32:35,608 - I'M GORDON. 913 00:32:35,712 --> 00:32:36,713 - AMBER. 914 00:32:36,816 --> 00:32:37,783 - PLEASURE. 915 00:32:37,886 --> 00:32:39,509 - KELSEY, IT'S SARAH. HEY. 916 00:32:39,612 --> 00:32:40,786 - [laughing] HI, SARAH. 917 00:32:40,889 --> 00:32:42,236 - HI, IT'S AMBER'S MOM. 918 00:32:42,339 --> 00:32:44,997 COME GET OUT OF THE POOL. LET US TAKE YOU HOME. 919 00:32:45,101 --> 00:32:47,241 - KELSEY, PLEASE GET OUT OF THE POOL. 920 00:32:47,344 --> 00:32:48,828 YOU'RE MAKING A FOOL OF YOURSELF. 921 00:32:48,932 --> 00:32:50,796 - SHUT UP! - UH, KELSEY, HONEY... 922 00:32:50,899 --> 00:32:52,039 YOU GOT TO BE COLD IN THERE. 923 00:32:52,142 --> 00:32:53,247 - EXCUSE ME. - YEAH. 924 00:32:53,350 --> 00:32:54,765 - HOLD THAT FOR ME. - OKAY. 925 00:32:54,869 --> 00:32:56,284 KELSEY, SWEETIE, 926 00:32:56,388 --> 00:32:58,390 JUST COME UP HERE, AND LET'S TALK ABOUT IT. 927 00:32:58,493 --> 00:33:00,840 IT'S JUST A BOY. IT'S NO BIG DEAL. 928 00:33:00,944 --> 00:33:03,257 - HE'S AN IDIOT. - HE'S PROBABLY AN IDIOT. 929 00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:05,535 LET'S GO HOME, OKAY? - YEAH, WE'LL HAVE FUN. 930 00:33:05,638 --> 00:33:07,295 - IT'LL BE REALLY FUN. 931 00:33:07,399 --> 00:33:08,952 all: [chanting] DON'T GET OUT! DON'T GET OUT! 932 00:33:09,056 --> 00:33:10,298 - WHOO! - YEAH! 933 00:33:10,402 --> 00:33:12,818 all: DON'T GET OUT! DON'T GET OUT! 934 00:33:12,921 --> 00:33:14,682 - OHH, HERE WE GO, HONEY. 935 00:33:14,785 --> 00:33:18,341 [people booing] 936 00:33:18,444 --> 00:33:20,239 - YOU OKAY? 937 00:33:20,343 --> 00:33:24,381 - WOW, HE'S KIND OF AMAZING. 938 00:33:24,485 --> 00:33:27,660 - YEAH. 939 00:33:27,764 --> 00:33:28,903 [thunder crashing] 940 00:33:29,007 --> 00:33:31,423 [woman screams] 941 00:33:33,563 --> 00:33:36,428 - JUST GIVE US A COUPLE MORE SECONDS, GUYS. 942 00:33:36,531 --> 00:33:38,257 - NONE OF THE OTHER PARENTS ARE GOING UP. 943 00:33:38,361 --> 00:33:40,087 I'M--I'M GOING ALONE. 944 00:33:40,190 --> 00:33:41,295 - RIGHT, OKAY. 945 00:33:41,398 --> 00:33:43,159 JUST LET HIM DO HIS THING. - HONEY... 946 00:33:43,262 --> 00:33:44,470 - HONEY, THIS IS NOT A GOOD IDEA. 947 00:33:44,574 --> 00:33:46,886 - OKAY. ALL RIGHT. - THERE ARE CANDLES EVERYWHERE. 948 00:33:46,990 --> 00:33:48,302 - IT'S ALL GOOD. IT'S ALL CLEAR. 949 00:33:48,405 --> 00:33:50,545 - HEY, BUDDY... - ALL RIGHT, GUYS, HAVE FUN. 950 00:33:50,649 --> 00:33:52,547 - MAX, I WILL BE RIGHT HERE FOR YOU. 951 00:33:52,651 --> 00:33:54,963 I WILL NOT MOVE. - WE'LL BE RIGHT HERE, MAX. 952 00:33:55,067 --> 00:33:56,482 - COME ON, MAX. LET'S GO! 953 00:33:56,586 --> 00:33:58,864 - DON'T RUN. - THIS IS A TERRIBLE IDEA-- 954 00:33:58,967 --> 00:34:00,900 HORRIBLE IDEA. - LISTEN, EITHER WAY, 955 00:34:01,004 --> 00:34:02,350 THERE WAS A CHANCE OF A MELTDOWN, OKAY? 956 00:34:02,454 --> 00:34:04,145 - NO, BUT HE'S GONNA COMPLETELY LOSE IT. 957 00:34:04,249 --> 00:34:05,698 - ALL RIGHT, LOOK... 958 00:34:05,802 --> 00:34:07,459 HE'S STILL HEADING UP THERE. 959 00:34:07,562 --> 00:34:09,564 - OKAY. 960 00:34:11,704 --> 00:34:13,085 SQUEEZE MY HAND. HOLD IT. 961 00:34:13,189 --> 00:34:16,226 HOLD IT TIGHTER. - I'M HOLDING YOUR HAND. 962 00:34:16,330 --> 00:34:18,263 - COME ON, BUDDY. 963 00:34:18,366 --> 00:34:21,611 [metallic squeaking] 964 00:34:30,654 --> 00:34:31,759 [owl hoots] 965 00:34:31,862 --> 00:34:33,795 - THANK YOU! - THANK YOU. 966 00:34:47,671 --> 00:34:49,708 [evil laughter] 967 00:34:54,644 --> 00:34:56,784 - MOM, DAD! - YEAH, YEP? RIGHT HERE. 968 00:34:56,887 --> 00:34:58,751 - MOM! DAD! - WHAT? 969 00:34:58,855 --> 00:34:59,925 - MOM! - WHAT? 970 00:35:00,028 --> 00:35:01,513 - LOOK WHAT I GOT. I GOT... 971 00:35:01,616 --> 00:35:03,963 - WHAT DO YOU GOT? - LOOK, I GOT A SPIDER RING. 972 00:35:04,067 --> 00:35:05,413 LOOK, THE HEAD'S KIND OF LIKE A BLACK WIDOW 973 00:35:05,517 --> 00:35:06,518 BUT THE BODY'S MORE LIKE A PARSON SPIDER. 974 00:35:06,621 --> 00:35:08,175 - HE GOT A SPIDER RING. - ALL RIGHT. 975 00:35:08,278 --> 00:35:09,555 - WHOO-HOO! - YEAH. [laughs] 976 00:35:09,659 --> 00:35:12,144 COME ON. SHOW GRANDPA AND GRANDMA YOUR SPIDER RING. 977 00:35:12,248 --> 00:35:14,146 - YOU GOT A SPIDER RING! - THAT'S PRETTY COOL, MAX. 978 00:35:14,250 --> 00:35:15,389 - NEXT HOUSE. - DID YOU GET ANOTHER ONE? 979 00:35:15,492 --> 00:35:17,149 - LET'S GO. NEXT HOUSE. 980 00:35:17,253 --> 00:35:18,254 - OFF HE GOES. 981 00:35:18,357 --> 00:35:19,358 - I JUST HAD A HEART ATTACK. 982 00:35:19,462 --> 00:35:20,532 - YEAH, RIGHT? [laughs] 983 00:35:20,635 --> 00:35:22,672 - HE'S A BRAVERMAN. - OH, MY GOD. 984 00:35:27,332 --> 00:35:28,678 - YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT HOWARD. 985 00:35:28,781 --> 00:35:30,507 HE'S SUCH A DOUCHE. 986 00:35:30,611 --> 00:35:33,441 - I KNOW. IT'S THAT NAME. 987 00:35:33,545 --> 00:35:35,202 YOU CAN'T TRUST A GUY NAMED HOWARD. 988 00:35:35,305 --> 00:35:36,513 - HERE YOU GO. 989 00:35:36,617 --> 00:35:38,205 FEELIN' OKAY? 990 00:35:38,308 --> 00:35:39,447 - I'M SO EMBARRASSED. 991 00:35:39,551 --> 00:35:41,208 - OH, NO, DON'T-- DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 992 00:35:41,311 --> 00:35:42,623 I'VE TOTALLY BEEN THERE. 993 00:35:42,726 --> 00:35:46,144 - I'M SORRY I THREW UP IN YOUR BOYFRIEND'S BEEMER. 994 00:35:46,247 --> 00:35:48,180 I'M SORRY. 995 00:35:48,284 --> 00:35:50,078 - GOOD AS NEW. 996 00:35:50,182 --> 00:35:53,220 - I FEEL TERRIBLE. 997 00:35:53,323 --> 00:35:55,256 - IS THE CAR OKAY? 998 00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:57,396 - I-IT'S A LEASE. I GOT ANOTHER MONTH. 999 00:35:57,500 --> 00:36:00,123 - HOW ABOUT YOUR SUEDE JACKET? 1000 00:36:00,227 --> 00:36:01,400 - I'M JUST GLAD SHE'S OKAY. 1001 00:36:01,504 --> 00:36:02,988 - THANK YOU. I MEAN, REALLY. 1002 00:36:03,091 --> 00:36:06,681 YOU WERE JUST GREAT TONIGHT. 1003 00:36:06,785 --> 00:36:07,924 - OH, IT WAS NOTHING. 1004 00:36:08,027 --> 00:36:10,892 - NO, I MEAN, FOR A GUY WHO SAYS HE'S NOT INTO KIDS, 1005 00:36:10,996 --> 00:36:12,860 YOU'RE REALLY GOOD WITH THEM. 1006 00:36:15,483 --> 00:36:17,105 - NOT REALLY-- JUST... 1007 00:36:17,209 --> 00:36:19,763 GOOD WITH, UH, DRUNK WOMEN. 1008 00:36:22,456 --> 00:36:24,906 [clears throat] 1009 00:36:25,010 --> 00:36:26,080 MY EX. 1010 00:36:26,184 --> 00:36:29,083 - OH. 1011 00:36:29,187 --> 00:36:31,637 HUH. 1012 00:36:31,741 --> 00:36:35,262 - WELL... 1013 00:36:35,365 --> 00:36:36,849 THIS IS MY LIFE. 1014 00:36:36,953 --> 00:36:38,851 I LIVE WITH MY PARENTS. 1015 00:36:38,955 --> 00:36:40,577 - I LIKE IT. - THANKS. 1016 00:36:40,681 --> 00:36:42,717 - MY SON IS VERY QUIET AND WITHDRAWN 1017 00:36:42,821 --> 00:36:45,306 AND--AND REALLY NEEDS ME, BUT HE ACTS LIKE HE DOESN'T. 1018 00:36:45,410 --> 00:36:47,446 AND, UH... MY DAUGHTER, 1019 00:36:47,550 --> 00:36:48,758 YOU'VE--YOU'VE MET. 1020 00:36:48,861 --> 00:36:50,346 IT'S--IT'S KIND OF FREAKY. 1021 00:36:50,449 --> 00:36:54,729 - YOU KNOW, IT, UM, ODDLY... 1022 00:36:54,833 --> 00:36:57,594 DOESN'T FREAK ME OUT. 1023 00:36:57,698 --> 00:36:59,562 - IT DOESN'T? 1024 00:36:59,665 --> 00:37:00,873 IT TERRIFIES ME. 1025 00:37:00,977 --> 00:37:03,704 - MAYBE A LITTLE BIT. 1026 00:37:03,807 --> 00:37:05,602 BUT, YOU KNOW, WHAT THAT-- WHAT'S THAT GIRL'S NAME AGAIN? 1027 00:37:05,706 --> 00:37:07,708 - KELSEY. - KELSEY SAID THAT THING 1028 00:37:07,811 --> 00:37:11,643 ABOUT ME BEING YOUR BOYFRIEND... 1029 00:37:11,746 --> 00:37:14,991 I DIDN'T COMPLETELY HATE THE SOUND OF THAT. 1030 00:37:17,925 --> 00:37:20,030 - REALLY? 1031 00:37:20,134 --> 00:37:22,999 I DIDN'T HATE IT EITHER. 1032 00:37:23,102 --> 00:37:26,036 - UM... 1033 00:37:26,140 --> 00:37:27,417 IF I WERE TO KISS YOU AGAIN, 1034 00:37:27,521 --> 00:37:29,247 YOU WOULDN'T GET... 1035 00:37:29,350 --> 00:37:31,283 WEIRD ON ME OR IGNORE ME AT WORK 1036 00:37:31,387 --> 00:37:35,563 OR PRETEND LIKE IT NEVER HAPPENED, WOULD YOU? 1037 00:37:35,667 --> 00:37:37,634 - WOULD YOU? 1038 00:37:37,738 --> 00:37:42,087 - ♪ HOW HAPPY WE'D BOTH BE 1039 00:37:42,190 --> 00:37:48,576 ♪ 1040 00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:52,718 - THAT WAS A TERRIFYING GLIMPSE INTO OUR FUTURE. 1041 00:37:52,822 --> 00:37:55,894 - YEAH, I DON'T THINK-- WE--WE GOT A COUPLE YEARS 1042 00:37:55,997 --> 00:37:58,724 UNTIL WE HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HER ACTUALLY WEARING MAKEUP. 1043 00:37:58,828 --> 00:38:01,451 - [whispering] IT'S COMING, RIGHT? IT'S COMING. 1044 00:38:01,555 --> 00:38:03,660 - YEAH, AND THERE'S NOT A DAMN THING WE CAN DO TO STOP IT. 1045 00:38:03,764 --> 00:38:04,903 - CAN YOU PROMISE ME SOMETHING? 1046 00:38:05,006 --> 00:38:07,388 PROMISE ME THAT WITH THE NEXT ONE, TIME WILL SLOW DOWN. 1047 00:38:07,492 --> 00:38:09,735 IT WILL--IT WILL ACTUALLY... 1048 00:38:09,839 --> 00:38:11,634 SLOW DOWN. 1049 00:38:11,737 --> 00:38:13,256 - I PROMISE. 1050 00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:15,396 - YOU JUST LIED TO ME, DIDN'T YOU? 1051 00:38:15,500 --> 00:38:17,812 - YES. - YES, YOU DID. 1052 00:38:17,916 --> 00:38:20,643 [both laughing] 1053 00:38:20,746 --> 00:38:22,472 MMM. 1054 00:38:22,576 --> 00:38:24,681 I JUST DON'T WANT THE LITTLE-KID PHASE TO BE OVER. 1055 00:38:24,785 --> 00:38:25,648 IT'S TOO FAST. 1056 00:38:25,751 --> 00:38:27,650 - I KNOW. 1057 00:38:27,753 --> 00:38:29,065 - OKAY. 1058 00:38:29,168 --> 00:38:30,825 - OKAY. 1059 00:38:30,929 --> 00:38:32,068 OH... 1060 00:38:32,171 --> 00:38:33,690 - I LOVE CANDY! 1061 00:38:33,794 --> 00:38:34,898 I LOVE CHOCOLATE! 1062 00:38:35,002 --> 00:38:37,625 THIS IS MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY! 1063 00:38:37,729 --> 00:38:39,662 - YEAH. 1064 00:38:39,765 --> 00:38:43,942 [candy wrappers crinkling] 1065 00:38:44,045 --> 00:38:45,840 - MMM, MMM, MMM. 1066 00:38:48,429 --> 00:38:50,673 - [sighs] 1067 00:38:50,776 --> 00:38:53,020 - [sighs] 1068 00:38:54,124 --> 00:38:55,574 [muffled] YOU LOOK SEXY. 1069 00:38:55,678 --> 00:38:56,782 - THANK YOU. - OKAY. 1070 00:38:56,886 --> 00:38:57,990 [laughing] 1071 00:38:58,094 --> 00:38:59,475 WHAT IS THAT? 1072 00:38:59,578 --> 00:39:01,097 - PRETTY MUCH LIKE I HIT A HOME RUN. 1073 00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:02,547 [both laughing] 1074 00:39:02,650 --> 00:39:04,480 OH, GOD. 1075 00:39:04,583 --> 00:39:06,723 REALLY? - I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. 1076 00:39:06,827 --> 00:39:09,277 NEXT YEAR, IF YOU WANT, WE CAN PLAY FLASHLIGHT MONOPOLY. 1077 00:39:09,381 --> 00:39:11,314 - NO WAY. - WHY NOT? 1078 00:39:11,418 --> 00:39:12,626 - 'CAUSE WE'RE OFFICIALLY 1079 00:39:12,729 --> 00:39:14,628 A TRICK-OR-TREATING FAMILY NOW, HONEY. 1080 00:39:14,731 --> 00:39:16,077 - OH, YEAH. - MAX HAD SO MUCH FUN. 1081 00:39:16,181 --> 00:39:18,356 I'M NOT GOING BACK TO THAT. - [exhales deeply] 1082 00:39:18,459 --> 00:39:19,805 I AM SO TIRED, I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER 1083 00:39:19,909 --> 00:39:23,361 IF I GAVE THE SPEECH OR IF I JUST DID IT IN MY HEAD. 1084 00:39:23,464 --> 00:39:25,846 ALL RIGHT, IT GOES SOMETHING LIKE THIS. 1085 00:39:25,949 --> 00:39:27,986 HONEY... 1086 00:39:28,089 --> 00:39:29,677 I LOVE YOU. 1087 00:39:29,781 --> 00:39:31,576 AND I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING YOU DID 1088 00:39:31,679 --> 00:39:33,060 TO MAKE TONIGHT WORK. 1089 00:39:33,163 --> 00:39:34,130 - YOU'RE WELCOME. - ALL RIGHT? 1090 00:39:34,233 --> 00:39:35,200 - YEAH. 1091 00:39:35,303 --> 00:39:36,891 - AND I WANT TO THANK YOU 1092 00:39:36,995 --> 00:39:38,272 FOR THE SAFETY LIGHTS, 1093 00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:39,618 FOR THE MAPS, 1094 00:39:39,722 --> 00:39:41,344 FOR HARASSING ALL THE NEIGHBORS, 1095 00:39:41,448 --> 00:39:43,450 FOR PUTTING UP WITH MY FAMILY 1096 00:39:43,553 --> 00:39:45,762 AND PUTTING UP WITH ME, AND... 1097 00:39:45,866 --> 00:39:47,937 I JUST WANT TO THANK YOU FOR ALL THE PLANNING, YOU KNOW, 1098 00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:49,697 AND THE FACT THAT YOU WERE WILLING TO GO SEE 1099 00:39:49,801 --> 00:39:52,976 DR. PELIKAN AND GO ALONG WITH IT. 1100 00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:54,978 AND, HONESTLY, I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU MAKE EVERYTHING WORK 1101 00:39:55,082 --> 00:39:58,430 ALL THE TIME, BUT YOU DO-- YOU'RE AMAZING. 1102 00:39:58,534 --> 00:40:01,882 SO I GOT YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING. 1103 00:40:04,609 --> 00:40:06,714 IT'S THE LAST ONE. 1104 00:40:06,818 --> 00:40:09,441 - HONEY, THAT'S VERY SWEET. THANK YOU. 1105 00:40:09,545 --> 00:40:10,615 [giggles] 1106 00:40:10,718 --> 00:40:12,927 - I LOVE YOU, HONEY. 1107 00:40:13,031 --> 00:40:14,688 HEY, THANK YOU. 1108 00:40:14,791 --> 00:40:17,104 - THIS WAS REALLY SWEET OF YOU. 1109 00:40:17,207 --> 00:40:20,797 AND I HATE HALLOWEEN. 1110 00:40:20,901 --> 00:40:22,005 BUT I LOVE YOU. 1111 00:40:22,109 --> 00:40:24,007 - IT'S EVERY COTTON SWAB'S FAVORITE CANDY. 1112 00:40:24,111 --> 00:40:26,665 - [laughs] 1113 00:40:26,769 --> 00:40:29,219 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1114 00:40:29,323 --> 00:40:30,945 YOU STEALING FROM OUR KID? 1115 00:40:31,049 --> 00:40:32,844 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 1116 00:40:32,947 --> 00:40:35,916 - AH, THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART OF HALLOWEEN. 1117 00:40:36,019 --> 00:40:37,918 - OH, YES. - MMM. 1118 00:40:43,302 --> 00:40:44,269 [chuckles] 1119 00:40:44,372 --> 00:40:45,546 - WHAT? - HUH? 1120 00:40:45,650 --> 00:40:46,616 - I GOT CHOCOLATE ON MY FACE? 1121 00:40:46,720 --> 00:40:49,032 - UH-HUH, YOU DO. 1122 00:40:49,136 --> 00:40:52,829 YOU LOOK SUPER CUTE, THOUGH. 1123 00:40:52,933 --> 00:40:54,693 I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING I'D RATHER BE DOING 1124 00:40:54,797 --> 00:40:56,661 THAN SITTING ON THE FLOOR WITH YOU, 1125 00:40:56,764 --> 00:40:58,179 PILLAGING OUR SON'S CANDY. 1126 00:40:58,283 --> 00:40:59,940 - [laughs] 1127 00:41:00,043 --> 00:41:01,597 YEAH, ME TOO. 1128 00:41:04,047 --> 00:41:05,670 - HEY. - YEAH? 1129 00:41:05,773 --> 00:41:09,501 - I'M SORRY I GOT WEIRD DURING THE HOUSE HUNTING. 1130 00:41:09,605 --> 00:41:13,229 I JUST--WHAT I SHOULD HAVE SAID TO YOU IS THAT... 1131 00:41:13,332 --> 00:41:15,783 I DON'T WANT YOU GUYS TO MOVE INTO A HOUSE WITHOUT ME. 1132 00:41:15,887 --> 00:41:18,199 I WANT IN. 1133 00:41:18,303 --> 00:41:20,926 I DON'T WANT TO LIVE WITHOUT YOU. 1134 00:41:29,728 --> 00:41:31,385 COME HERE. HOP UP ON YOUR KNEES. 1135 00:41:31,489 --> 00:41:33,560 - WHY? 1136 00:41:38,841 --> 00:41:39,876 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1137 00:41:39,980 --> 00:41:42,292 - I THINK I'M-- I'M GOING-- 1138 00:41:42,396 --> 00:41:45,848 WELL, NO, I'M DEFINITELY GONNA... 1139 00:41:48,816 --> 00:41:50,749 JASMINE... - MM-HMM? 1140 00:41:50,853 --> 00:41:52,717 - AKA POCAHONTAS... 1141 00:41:52,820 --> 00:41:54,822 I'VE DONE SOME PRETTY AWESOME THINGS IN MY LIFE-- 1142 00:41:54,926 --> 00:41:58,412 JUMPED HELICOPTERS, THE SNAKE RIVER CANYON-- 1143 00:41:58,516 --> 00:42:00,276 BUT NOTHING WOULD BE AS AWESOME 1144 00:42:00,379 --> 00:42:03,037 AS MARRYING YOU. 1145 00:42:03,141 --> 00:42:05,868 WILL YOU MARRY ME?