1 00:00:01,139 --> 00:00:02,243 - MY DAUGHTER, HADDIE BRAVERMAN, 2 00:00:02,381 --> 00:00:04,142 IS RUNNING FOR JUNIOR-CLASS PRESIDENT. 3 00:00:04,280 --> 00:00:06,075 - THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T WANT TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE CAMPAIGN. 4 00:00:06,213 --> 00:00:08,008 - I'M TRYING TO GIVE YOU SOME CAMPAIGN STRATEGIES THAT I-- 5 00:00:08,146 --> 00:00:09,906 - YEAH, AND I'M SAYING I DON'T CARE 6 00:00:10,044 --> 00:00:11,252 ABOUT YOUR CAMPAIGN STRATEGIES! 7 00:00:11,390 --> 00:00:12,633 I WANT TO DO IT ON MY OWN. 8 00:00:12,771 --> 00:00:14,221 - MIKE THIS IS SARAH SHE'S OUR NEW INTERN. 9 00:00:14,359 --> 00:00:15,808 - HI. - SARAH, THIS IS MIKE. 10 00:00:15,946 --> 00:00:18,604 - IS THAT YOUR BOYFRIEND? - NO, HE'S JUST A GUY FROM WORK. 11 00:00:18,742 --> 00:00:21,228 - I'VE BEEN, UH, CHOSEN TO JOIN A TOUR COMPANY. 12 00:00:21,366 --> 00:00:22,919 - THE EUROPEAN TOUR? - YEAH. 13 00:00:23,057 --> 00:00:24,921 - WHAT ABOUT JABBAR? - HE SHOULD STAY OUT HERE. 14 00:00:25,059 --> 00:00:27,165 AND HE CAN LIVE WITH MY MOM. 15 00:00:27,303 --> 00:00:30,030 - IT'LL BE FINE. 16 00:00:32,963 --> 00:00:36,105 - OKAY, HONEY, WHY DO WE WIND UP WITH SO MUCH CRAP? 17 00:00:36,243 --> 00:00:38,176 IT'S ENDLESS. - THAT'S NOT CRAP. 18 00:00:38,314 --> 00:00:39,453 - WE JUST HAVE TO START THROWING MORE STUFF OUT. 19 00:00:39,591 --> 00:00:41,006 FOR EVERY ONE THING THAT COMES INTO THE HOUSE, 20 00:00:41,144 --> 00:00:42,525 SOMETHING ELSE HAS TO GO OUT. NO. 21 00:00:42,663 --> 00:00:43,940 - SOUNDS GOOD. I'M LOOKING AT THIS CALENDAR, 22 00:00:44,078 --> 00:00:45,976 AND NOTHING IS MAKING SENSE. 23 00:00:46,115 --> 00:00:47,840 I CAN'T, LIKE, FIGURE THIS OUT. I'VE OVERBOOKED THINGS. 24 00:00:47,978 --> 00:00:50,360 IS THERE ANY WAY THAT YOU CAN TAKE MAX ON TUESDAY 25 00:00:50,498 --> 00:00:51,982 TO DR. PELIKAN AT 4:00? 26 00:00:52,121 --> 00:00:53,674 - HONEY, YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO TAKE OFF EARLY. 27 00:00:53,812 --> 00:00:55,883 - I KNOW, BUT I HAVE TO MEET WITH THE O.T., OKAY? 28 00:00:56,021 --> 00:00:58,265 THEY PUT MAX WITH SOMEBODY COMPLETELY INCOMPETENT, 29 00:00:58,403 --> 00:00:59,680 AND I DON'T WANT HIM GOING WITH THAT PERSON. 30 00:00:59,818 --> 00:01:01,095 IT'S JUST-- - ALL RIGHT, FINE. 31 00:01:01,233 --> 00:01:02,510 - YEAH? OKAY, PERFECT. - I CAN TAKE HIM. 32 00:01:02,648 --> 00:01:03,856 BUT IF I HAVE TO LEAVE WORK EARLY ON TUESDAY, 33 00:01:03,994 --> 00:01:05,444 THEN YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO COVER HADDIE'S SCHOOL NIGHT 34 00:01:05,582 --> 00:01:06,894 ON WEDNESDAY, SO I CAN WORK LATE. 35 00:01:07,032 --> 00:01:08,171 - OKAY, BUT WHAT ABOUT YOUR SON? 36 00:01:08,309 --> 00:01:10,104 - HAVE YOUR DAUGHTER WATCH HIM. 37 00:01:10,242 --> 00:01:12,555 - SHE'S GOT THE ELECTION. SHE HAS TO FOCUS. 38 00:01:12,693 --> 00:01:13,935 - ALL RIGHT, LET ME CRACK THIS THING. 39 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:15,972 IT MAKES NO SENSE. - LET ME LOOK. LET ME LOOK. 40 00:01:16,110 --> 00:01:17,180 [door closes] SEE? 41 00:01:17,318 --> 00:01:19,044 - HEY, MOM AND DAD'S WASHER BROKE. 42 00:01:19,182 --> 00:01:20,252 DO YOU GUYS MIND IF I DO A LOAD? 43 00:01:20,390 --> 00:01:21,564 - NO, NO, NO, MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME. 44 00:01:21,702 --> 00:01:23,048 - IS THAT YOUR SCHEDULE? - YEAH. 45 00:01:23,186 --> 00:01:24,532 - PUT BASKETBALL ON THERE. 46 00:01:24,670 --> 00:01:25,775 YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED IN, LIKE, THREE MONTHS. 47 00:01:25,913 --> 00:01:27,363 - YEAH, I'LL PENCIL IT IN. IT'S JUST THAT SIMPLE. 48 00:01:27,501 --> 00:01:29,192 - I AM GOING FOR A WALK RIGHT NOW WITH SUZE LESSING. 49 00:01:29,330 --> 00:01:31,021 - WHY? - WHY? TO EXERCISE. 50 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:32,816 - ALL RIGHT. - I LOVE YOU. 51 00:01:32,954 --> 00:01:34,715 - I JUST THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA THROW MORE OF THIS STUFF AWAY. 52 00:01:34,853 --> 00:01:35,716 - I NEED NEW INSOLES TOO. 53 00:01:35,854 --> 00:01:37,890 MY SHOES ARE NOT WORKING CORRECTLY. 54 00:01:38,028 --> 00:01:39,927 I LOVE YOU. BYE, CROSBY. 55 00:01:40,065 --> 00:01:42,343 - HEY! 56 00:01:42,481 --> 00:01:45,070 HEY! - HUH? 57 00:01:45,208 --> 00:01:46,692 YEAH? YOU WANT TO CHECK THIS OUT? 58 00:01:46,830 --> 00:01:48,073 - WHAT? - IT'S THE HENRY CLAY PEOPLE. 59 00:01:48,211 --> 00:01:50,420 I JUST MIXED THIS. 60 00:01:50,558 --> 00:01:51,973 COMING OUT NEXT WEEK. 61 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:53,561 WE'RE HAVING A LISTENING PARTY AT THE STUDIO TOMORROW. 62 00:01:53,699 --> 00:01:56,185 YOU SHOULD COME. - YEAH, I WORK ON MOND-- 63 00:01:56,323 --> 00:01:57,772 - WHAT? - I WORK ON MONDAY. 64 00:01:57,910 --> 00:01:59,498 - YEAH, YEAH. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 65 00:01:59,636 --> 00:02:00,913 - IT'S AT 4:00 P.M. THERE'S AN OPEN BAR--WHY DON'T YOU COME? 66 00:02:01,051 --> 00:02:02,398 - I CAN'T MAKE IT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 67 00:02:02,536 --> 00:02:04,020 - I'M DOING LAUNDRY. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 68 00:02:04,158 --> 00:02:05,366 WHERE'S JABBAR? 69 00:02:05,504 --> 00:02:07,057 - OH, UH, HE'S WITH RENEE AT THE MOVIES. 70 00:02:07,196 --> 00:02:08,783 - AND YOU'RE OKAY WITH THAT? 71 00:02:08,921 --> 00:02:10,923 - YEAH, HE GETS TO WATCH A CARTOON MOVIE, 72 00:02:11,061 --> 00:02:12,132 AND I GET TO WATCH THE NINERS. 73 00:02:12,270 --> 00:02:14,168 IT'S KIND OF A WIN-WIN, DON'T YOU THINK? 74 00:02:14,306 --> 00:02:15,721 - YEAH, YEAH, THAT'S GREAT. 75 00:02:15,859 --> 00:02:17,447 UH, YOU KNOW WHAT? WHATEVER. HE'S YOUR KID. 76 00:02:17,585 --> 00:02:20,105 - YOU KNOW, THERE WAS A LOT LESS JUDGMENT 77 00:02:20,243 --> 00:02:21,693 WHEN I DID MY LAUNDRY AT MOM AND DAD'S. 78 00:02:21,831 --> 00:02:23,073 - HEY, DON'T--DON'T OVERLOAD THAT, I'M SERIOUS. 79 00:02:23,212 --> 00:02:24,454 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN DON'T-- 80 00:02:24,592 --> 00:02:26,180 YOU GOT THE DIESEL TRUCK OF WASHING MACHINES. 81 00:02:26,318 --> 00:02:27,699 YOU GOT TO TEST THIS THING. 82 00:02:27,837 --> 00:02:29,390 - HOW DO YOU THINK MOM AND DAD'S WASHER BROKE 83 00:02:29,528 --> 00:02:31,116 IN THE FIRST PLACE? - 'CAUSE THEY DIDN'T PUSH IT. 84 00:02:31,254 --> 00:02:32,669 YOU GOT TO LEAN INTO THESE THINGS. 85 00:02:32,807 --> 00:02:34,844 THEY WANT TO MAKE YOU PROUD. - DON'T OVERLOAD THE WASHER. 86 00:02:34,982 --> 00:02:36,121 IF THAT THING BREAKS, YOU'RE PAYING FOR IT. 87 00:02:36,259 --> 00:02:37,571 - I'M GONNA OVERLOAD IT. 88 00:02:37,709 --> 00:02:39,676 I'M GONNA PUT SHOES IN IT, TOO, AND BOOTS-- 89 00:02:39,814 --> 00:02:40,643 WORK BOOTS. 90 00:02:40,781 --> 00:02:42,300 - ALL RIGHT, YOU. - JULES... 91 00:02:42,438 --> 00:02:44,440 CHECK THIS OUT. - HI. 92 00:02:44,578 --> 00:02:47,201 - I JUST NEED SOME ASSISTANCE. - OKAY. 93 00:02:47,339 --> 00:02:50,135 - IF YOU COULD, UH, LOCK ME IN HERE. 94 00:02:50,273 --> 00:02:51,723 ALL RIGHT? - OKAY. 95 00:02:51,861 --> 00:02:52,896 - YEAH. 96 00:02:53,034 --> 00:02:54,967 - LET'S GO WITH THAT ONE. - YOU SURE? 97 00:02:55,105 --> 00:02:56,762 YOU CAN'T GO ANY TIGHTER? - NO, I DON'T-- 98 00:02:56,900 --> 00:02:58,868 OW, SORRY. - IT'S NO BIG DEAL TO ME. 99 00:02:59,006 --> 00:03:00,628 AWESOME. 100 00:03:00,766 --> 00:03:02,941 RIGHT, THERE'S NO WAY I'M GETTING OUT OF THIS, RIGHT? 101 00:03:03,079 --> 00:03:05,530 - UH, NO. - I'M SEALED IN. 102 00:03:05,668 --> 00:03:08,464 - YEAH. - OKAY. 103 00:03:10,086 --> 00:03:13,158 BLAST. 104 00:03:13,296 --> 00:03:15,678 OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS IS... 105 00:03:15,816 --> 00:03:17,956 ALL RIGHT, IT-- OKAY, JUST-- 106 00:03:18,094 --> 00:03:19,060 - WHAT IS ALL THIS ABOUT? 107 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:20,372 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 108 00:03:20,510 --> 00:03:22,547 IT'S HOBBY DAY AT SYDNEY'S SCHOOL. 109 00:03:22,685 --> 00:03:24,204 JUST GET A-- - OH, AND MAGIC IS YOUR HOBBY? 110 00:03:24,342 --> 00:03:26,792 - IT IS NOW, YEAH. MM-HMM. - WHY? 111 00:03:26,930 --> 00:03:28,725 - 'CAUSE I DON'T HAVE A HOBBY, JULES. 112 00:03:28,863 --> 00:03:32,591 - SO YOU'RE PRETENDING TO HAVE A HOBBY? 113 00:03:32,729 --> 00:03:34,041 - DO YOU WANT TO DO HOBBY DAY? 114 00:03:34,179 --> 00:03:36,146 'CAUSE I JUST SPENT THREE HOURS LOOKING ONLINE 115 00:03:36,285 --> 00:03:37,769 HOW TO MAKE THIS CRAP WORK. 116 00:03:37,907 --> 00:03:39,046 - NO. - NO? 117 00:03:39,184 --> 00:03:40,668 - NO. 118 00:03:40,806 --> 00:03:42,083 - "TO CONCLUDE, I THINK I AM THE BEST CANDIDATE 119 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:44,500 "FOR JUNIOR-CLASS PRESIDENT, BECAUSE I WILL LISTEN TO YOU, 120 00:03:44,638 --> 00:03:46,778 "AND I HAVE LOTS OF GOOD IDEAS FOR COMMUNITY SERVICE, 121 00:03:46,916 --> 00:03:49,608 "LIKE A MAGAZINE DRIVE AND COLLECTING CANNED FOODS. 122 00:03:49,746 --> 00:03:53,025 "I'M RESPONSIBLE AND COMMITTED, AND I WILL BE APPROACHABLE. 123 00:03:53,163 --> 00:03:55,131 "MY DOOR IS ALWAYS OPEN, AND I WILL FIGHT FOR YOU. 124 00:03:55,269 --> 00:03:58,479 SO REMEMBER, VOTE HADDIE"-- STOP TEXTING AND LISTEN TO ME. 125 00:03:58,617 --> 00:04:00,067 "SO REMEMBER, VOTE HADDIE BRAVERMAN 126 00:04:00,205 --> 00:04:02,656 FOR JUNIOR-CLASS PRESIDENT. THANK YOU VERY MUCH." 127 00:04:02,794 --> 00:04:05,659 - ARE YOU GONNA DO THAT? - NO, BUT WHAT DO YOU THINK? 128 00:04:05,797 --> 00:04:07,902 - IT'S, UH... - YOU DON'T. 129 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:10,180 YOU'RE NOT INTO IT. - WELL, I MEAN... 130 00:04:10,319 --> 00:04:12,769 I'M TAKING A NAP, BUT I DON'T THINK 131 00:04:12,907 --> 00:04:14,288 THAT NECESSARILY MEANS THAT IT'S BAD. 132 00:04:14,426 --> 00:04:15,841 I'M SORRY. - RIGHT. 133 00:04:15,979 --> 00:04:17,153 - IT'S NOT--IT'S NOT BAD. - IT'S NOT GOOD. 134 00:04:17,291 --> 00:04:19,328 - IT JUST SOUNDS LIKE 135 00:04:19,466 --> 00:04:21,813 MY GRANDMOTHER WROTE IT. - OKAY. 136 00:04:21,951 --> 00:04:24,540 SO WHAT PARTS--WHAT'S SPECIFICALLY WRONG WITH IT? 137 00:04:24,678 --> 00:04:26,196 I NEED TO HAVE A DOUGHNUT. I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS. 138 00:04:26,335 --> 00:04:28,716 - FIRST OF ALL, PIZZA PARTIES? - WHAT? WE HAVE PIZZA PARTIES. 139 00:04:28,854 --> 00:04:30,304 - HOW OLD ARE WE? NO. 140 00:04:30,442 --> 00:04:32,272 YOU GOT TO GRAB THEM AND HOOK THEM, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 141 00:04:32,410 --> 00:04:34,584 YOU GOT TO DO SOMETHING TO MAKE THEM REMEMBER YOU, 142 00:04:34,722 --> 00:04:36,310 LIKE, YOU KNOW, WEAR A FUNNY HAT. 143 00:04:36,448 --> 00:04:37,587 - WEAR A FUNNY HAT? 144 00:04:37,725 --> 00:04:39,313 - YOU KNOW, HAVE THAT BE YOUR THING. 145 00:04:39,451 --> 00:04:40,176 REMEMBER THAT GUY, SCOTT SUSSMAN? 146 00:04:40,314 --> 00:04:41,626 - YEAH. 147 00:04:41,764 --> 00:04:42,834 - HE PUTS "THE 'STUD' IN STUDENT COUNCIL?" 148 00:04:42,972 --> 00:04:44,387 - RIGHT, I DON'T THINK THAT'S FUNNY. 149 00:04:44,525 --> 00:04:45,802 - IT'S AMAZING. - IT'S NOT STUDEN-- 150 00:04:45,940 --> 00:04:47,425 - BECAUSE THE WORD "STUD" IS IN THE WORD "STUDENT." 151 00:04:47,563 --> 00:04:49,530 - IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. - WELL... 152 00:04:49,668 --> 00:04:51,394 - YOU PRONOUNCE IT WRONG, AND THEN THE WHOLE THING 153 00:04:51,532 --> 00:04:52,602 GOES OUT THE WINDOW. 154 00:04:52,740 --> 00:04:54,259 IT'S LAZY, IS REALLY WHAT IT IS. 155 00:04:54,397 --> 00:04:56,951 - THE POINT IS, THE GUY GOT ELECTED. 156 00:04:57,089 --> 00:04:59,816 - I SEE WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. OKAY. 157 00:04:59,954 --> 00:05:02,267 - SO... - WELL, IS THIS THE ANAPHASE? 158 00:05:02,405 --> 00:05:04,338 - UH, IT LOOKS LIKE THE ANA-- - WHAT IS THE ORDER? 159 00:05:04,476 --> 00:05:06,513 - WELL, OKAY, I THINK THAT GOES THERE. 160 00:05:06,651 --> 00:05:08,238 ALL RIGHT, SO JUST KEEP IT. 161 00:05:08,377 --> 00:05:09,861 YEAH, LET'S PUT IT BACK. - [chuckles] 162 00:05:09,999 --> 00:05:12,104 - [giggles] YOU GOT IT? ALL RIGHT, I'LL DO IT. 163 00:05:12,242 --> 00:05:14,210 OKAY, AND... - THESE NEED TO BE SWITCHED? 164 00:05:14,348 --> 00:05:17,420 - YOU HAVE SOMETHING HERE. - OH. 165 00:05:17,558 --> 00:05:20,285 - OKAY, SO WHAT-- - YOU'RE SPYING AGAIN. 166 00:05:20,423 --> 00:05:22,252 - I'M NOT SPYING. - YEAH, YOU ARE. 167 00:05:22,391 --> 00:05:23,668 - NO, I'M JUST LOOKING. 168 00:05:23,806 --> 00:05:26,187 MOM, THE GIRL LIKES HIM, YOU KNOW? 169 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:28,155 - YEAH, LIKE... LIKE THAT. 170 00:05:28,293 --> 00:05:29,639 OKAY. [giggles] 171 00:05:29,777 --> 00:05:31,434 - THEY'RE DOING A SCIENCE PROJECT TOGETHER. 172 00:05:31,572 --> 00:05:35,404 - BECAUSE SHE ASKED TO BE HIS LAB PARTNER. 173 00:05:35,542 --> 00:05:38,372 [clicks tongue] SHE LIKES HIM, AND HE DOES NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO. 174 00:05:38,510 --> 00:05:40,340 - [sighs] - I'M GOING IN. 175 00:05:40,478 --> 00:05:43,239 - [gasps] UH... 176 00:05:43,377 --> 00:05:45,552 - HEY, HOW'S IT GOING? 177 00:05:45,690 --> 00:05:48,796 - UH, GOOD. WE THINK WE'VE FIGURED OUT MITOSIS, SO... 178 00:05:48,934 --> 00:05:52,593 - WELL, I HOPE THERE'S A CURE FOR THAT. 179 00:05:52,731 --> 00:05:54,319 DO YOU NEED ANYTHING? 180 00:05:54,457 --> 00:05:58,875 DID--DID YOU WANT SOME LEMONADE OR, UM, COOKIES OR...? 181 00:05:59,013 --> 00:06:00,912 - YEAH, IF THIS WERE, LIKE, 1950. 182 00:06:01,050 --> 00:06:02,672 THANKS. 183 00:06:02,810 --> 00:06:05,192 - WELL, PERHAPS I'LL BRING YOU A MARTINI AND SOME POT. 184 00:06:05,330 --> 00:06:06,538 I WAS JUST KIDDING. 185 00:06:06,676 --> 00:06:08,954 THAT'S--YOU SHOULD NOT DO DRUGS OR DRINK. 186 00:06:09,092 --> 00:06:12,164 UH, YOU KNOW, STAY IN SCHOOL. 187 00:06:12,302 --> 00:06:14,339 DON'T CUT YOUR OWN BANGS-- - WE'RE ALREADY IN SCHOOL. 188 00:06:14,477 --> 00:06:15,720 - THESE ARE JUST A FEW OF MY MOTTOS. 189 00:06:15,858 --> 00:06:18,792 OKAY, FINE. I'LL, UH, SEE YOU LATER. 190 00:06:21,415 --> 00:06:23,003 - SHE'S, LIKE, A PAIN IN THE ASS. 191 00:06:23,141 --> 00:06:24,453 I DON'T KNOW... - IT'S OKAY. 192 00:06:24,591 --> 00:06:26,247 - SHE'S ACTUALLY KIND OF FUNNY. 193 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:28,457 - FUNNY? - YEAH. 194 00:06:28,595 --> 00:06:30,907 - ♪ MAY GOD BLESS AND KEEP YOU ALWAYS ♪ 195 00:06:31,045 --> 00:06:33,185 ♪ AND MAY YOUR WISHES ALL COME TRUE ♪ 196 00:06:33,323 --> 00:06:35,774 ♪ MAY YOU ALWAYS DO FOR OTHERS ♪ 197 00:06:35,912 --> 00:06:38,156 ♪ AND LET OTHERS DO FOR YOU ♪ 198 00:06:38,294 --> 00:06:40,883 ♪ MAY YOU BUILD A LADDER TO THE STARS ♪ 199 00:06:41,021 --> 00:06:42,781 ♪ AND CLIMB ON EVERY RUNG ♪ 200 00:06:42,919 --> 00:06:45,094 ♪ AND MAY YOU STAY ♪ 201 00:06:45,232 --> 00:06:47,337 ♪ FOREVER YOUNG ♪ 202 00:06:47,476 --> 00:06:50,306 ♪ MAY YOU GROW UP TO BE RIGHTEOUS ♪ 203 00:06:50,444 --> 00:06:52,791 ♪ MAY YOU GROW UP TO BE TRUE ♪ 204 00:06:52,929 --> 00:06:55,069 ♪ MAY YOU ALWAYS KNOW THE TRUTH ♪ 205 00:06:55,207 --> 00:06:57,451 ♪ AND SEE THE LIGHTS SURROUNDING YOU ♪ 206 00:06:57,589 --> 00:07:00,005 ♪ MAY YOU ALWAYS BE COURAGEOUS ♪ 207 00:07:00,143 --> 00:07:02,249 ♪ STAND UPRIGHT AND BE STRONG ♪ 208 00:07:02,387 --> 00:07:04,285 ♪ AND MAY YOU STAY ♪ 209 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:06,978 ♪ FOREVER YOUNG ♪ 210 00:07:07,116 --> 00:07:09,325 ♪ MAY YOU STAY ♪ 211 00:07:09,463 --> 00:07:11,810 ♪ FOREVER YOUNG ♪ 212 00:07:14,710 --> 00:07:17,298 - I WOKE UP ONE MORNING, AND I REALIZED 213 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:20,543 PHIL AND I WERE BORING. PHIL AND I WERE NEVER BORING. 214 00:07:20,681 --> 00:07:23,443 WE DID IT ALL--YOU KNOW, KAYAKING, DANCE CLASSES, 215 00:07:23,581 --> 00:07:25,341 TANTRIC SEX. - TANTRIC SEX? 216 00:07:25,479 --> 00:07:27,412 DID YOU? - OH, YEAH! 217 00:07:27,550 --> 00:07:29,379 - WOW. - OH, KRISTINA, WE WERE WILD. 218 00:07:29,518 --> 00:07:31,243 - THAT'S CRAZY. - WILD. 219 00:07:31,381 --> 00:07:32,935 - AND THEN WITH NOEL, YOU KNOW, THERE WAS JUST SO MUCH WORRYING 220 00:07:33,073 --> 00:07:34,384 AND SO MUCH WORK AND... - YEAH. 221 00:07:34,523 --> 00:07:36,007 - WELL, YOU GUYS KNOW HOW IT IS, 222 00:07:36,145 --> 00:07:38,078 WITH THE SCHOOL STUFF AND THE DOCTOR VISITS 223 00:07:38,216 --> 00:07:40,425 AND CONSTANTLY JUGGLING A MILLION DIFFERENT THINGS 224 00:07:40,563 --> 00:07:42,531 AND ALWAYS ARGUING ABOUT IT, YOU THINK TO YOURSELF-- 225 00:07:42,669 --> 00:07:45,672 YOU KNOW, YOU REALIZE YOU STOP MAKING TIME FOR EACH OTHER, 226 00:07:45,810 --> 00:07:47,294 STOP MAKING TIME FOR YOURSELVES, 227 00:07:47,432 --> 00:07:49,399 AND YOU THINK YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE ONE OF THOSE 80%. 228 00:07:49,538 --> 00:07:51,332 IT'S NOT GONNA BE YOU, YOU KNOW? 229 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:52,748 - 80% WHAT? 230 00:07:52,886 --> 00:07:54,232 - OH, YOU NEVER HEARD THAT STATISTIC? 231 00:07:54,370 --> 00:07:55,440 - NO. - OH, YEAH. 232 00:07:55,578 --> 00:07:59,340 80% OF MARRIAGES WITH A CHILD WITH AUTISM 233 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:01,446 END IN DIVORCE. 234 00:08:01,584 --> 00:08:03,413 - ARE YOU KIDDING? - NO, NO. 235 00:08:03,552 --> 00:08:04,967 OUR MARRIAGE COUNSELOR TOLD US. 236 00:08:05,105 --> 00:08:07,383 IT'S, LIKE, A STONE-COLD FACT. 237 00:08:07,521 --> 00:08:08,867 OH, GOD, I'M SCARING YOU. 238 00:08:09,005 --> 00:08:10,559 - NO, I JUST NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE. 239 00:08:10,697 --> 00:08:12,422 - OH, I'M SORRY, KRISTINA. I'M AN IDIOT. 240 00:08:12,561 --> 00:08:13,803 - YOU'RE NOT. 241 00:08:13,941 --> 00:08:15,460 - YOU AND ADAM ARE TOTALLY DIFFERENT. 242 00:08:15,598 --> 00:08:17,186 YOU'RE, LIKE, THIS GREAT COUPLE. 243 00:08:17,324 --> 00:08:19,050 - WE SHOULD GO OUT. 244 00:08:19,188 --> 00:08:21,086 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WE SHOULD GO OUT"? 245 00:08:21,224 --> 00:08:24,642 - WELL, I MEAN, OUR DATE NIGHT HAS COMPLETELY EVAPORATED. 246 00:08:24,780 --> 00:08:26,333 - YEAH, I DON'T LIKE THAT TERM "DATE NIGHT." 247 00:08:26,471 --> 00:08:28,162 - THAT'S OKAY. YOU CAN CALL IT WHATEVER YOU WANT. 248 00:08:28,300 --> 00:08:30,095 I WANT IT BACK. I THINK WE SHOULD GO OUT. 249 00:08:30,233 --> 00:08:32,546 - WHEN YOU SAY, "DATE NIGHT," I FEEL LIKE THERE'S PRESSURE. 250 00:08:32,684 --> 00:08:34,583 IT'S LIKE WE'RE SCREWED BEFORE WE EVEN GET OUT OF THE GATE. 251 00:08:34,721 --> 00:08:36,377 - OKAY, THAT'S FINE. 252 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:37,758 BUT LET'S DO IT, THURSDAY NIGHT. 253 00:08:37,896 --> 00:08:39,346 - HONEY, THIS IS A CRAZY WEEK. I CAN'T. 254 00:08:39,484 --> 00:08:40,934 - WHY IS IT CRAZY? 255 00:08:41,072 --> 00:08:42,245 - BECAUSE OF EVERYTHING I GOT GOING ON AT WORK. 256 00:08:42,383 --> 00:08:44,075 I CAN'T DO IT THIS WEEK. 257 00:08:44,213 --> 00:08:46,940 - ADAM, EVERY WEEK IS CRAZY, BUT IF WE DON'T SET ASIDE TIME 258 00:08:47,078 --> 00:08:49,287 FOR EACH OTHER, NOBODY ELSE IS GONNA DO IT. 259 00:08:49,425 --> 00:08:51,565 LET'S DO IT. I CAN GET HADDIE TO BABYSIT. 260 00:08:51,703 --> 00:08:52,739 THURSDAY. - OKAY. 261 00:08:52,877 --> 00:08:55,155 - GREAT, AWESOME. 262 00:08:55,293 --> 00:08:57,951 - WE'LL GO TO PEDRO'S. 263 00:08:58,089 --> 00:08:59,331 - PEDRO'S. 264 00:08:59,469 --> 00:09:01,299 - PEDRO'S IS FUN. I THOUGHT WE LIKED PEDRO'S. 265 00:09:01,437 --> 00:09:04,060 - PEDRO'S IS SORT OF, LIKE, A TACO AND MARGARITA PLACE. 266 00:09:04,198 --> 00:09:06,028 I WANT A REAL DATE, LIKE A DATEDATE, ADAM, 267 00:09:06,166 --> 00:09:09,652 YOU KNOW, WHERE WE GET DRESSED UP AND CONNECT. 268 00:09:09,790 --> 00:09:12,690 - CONNECT? 269 00:09:12,828 --> 00:09:14,519 - SEE, NOW I LIKE THAT WORD. 270 00:09:14,657 --> 00:09:16,279 - I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT JUST SEX, 271 00:09:16,417 --> 00:09:19,282 I MEANT, LIKE, A REAL DATE, ADAM--I'M SERIOUS. 272 00:09:19,420 --> 00:09:21,043 - WE'RE ON. 273 00:09:21,181 --> 00:09:22,976 - THURSDAY NIGHT? - THURSDAY NIGHT. 274 00:09:23,114 --> 00:09:24,356 - RECLAIM IT. - DATE NIGHT. 275 00:09:24,494 --> 00:09:26,427 - DATE NIGHT. 276 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:27,463 I AM SO EXCITED. 277 00:09:27,601 --> 00:09:30,190 [toothbrush buzzing] 278 00:09:30,328 --> 00:09:31,674 - THANKS. I'M RUNNING TO THE OFFICE. 279 00:09:31,812 --> 00:09:33,158 I'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME. - TALK TO YOU. 280 00:09:33,296 --> 00:09:34,539 - ALL RIGHT. [cheers and applause] 281 00:09:34,677 --> 00:09:37,887 - CHECK THIS OUT. IF YOU LIKE THAT, YOU'LL LOVE THIS. 282 00:09:38,025 --> 00:09:40,545 WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME. 283 00:09:40,683 --> 00:09:42,823 ALWAYS GO TO YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S HOUSE. 284 00:09:42,961 --> 00:09:44,791 [cheers and applause] 285 00:09:46,309 --> 00:09:47,172 - HEY. 286 00:09:51,073 --> 00:09:53,109 - HI. UM, FINE. 287 00:09:53,247 --> 00:09:56,803 BUT YOU'RE GONNA NEED A NEW HOBBY. 288 00:09:58,632 --> 00:10:00,461 - HEY. - HEY. 289 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:01,601 - HOW WAS YOUR DAY? 290 00:10:01,739 --> 00:10:04,534 - IT WAS FINE. HOW WAS YOUR DAY? 291 00:10:04,673 --> 00:10:06,709 - IT WAS GOOD, REALLY GOOD. 292 00:10:06,847 --> 00:10:09,747 - OH, HEY, UM, CAN YOU BABYSIT ON THURSDAY? 293 00:10:09,885 --> 00:10:11,127 DAD AND I ARE GONNA GO OUT. 294 00:10:11,265 --> 00:10:13,682 - WHY ARE YOU GOING OUT? - JUST 'CAUSE. 295 00:10:13,820 --> 00:10:16,443 HE'S TAKING ME OUT ON A DATE. 296 00:10:16,581 --> 00:10:17,755 - OKAY. - SO CAN YOU? 297 00:10:17,893 --> 00:10:19,653 - UH, YEAH. I GUESS SO. - GREAT. THANK YOU. 298 00:10:21,759 --> 00:10:23,968 - I'M SORRY. 299 00:10:24,106 --> 00:10:26,142 I'M SORRY ABOUT TELLING YOU 300 00:10:26,280 --> 00:10:27,592 I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO BE ON MY CAMPAIGN. 301 00:10:27,730 --> 00:10:29,594 OKAY? - I'M SORRY TOO. 302 00:10:29,732 --> 00:10:32,701 I'M SORRY THAT I WAS PUSHY AND OBNOXIOUS, AND I-- 303 00:10:32,839 --> 00:10:34,219 - IT'S OKAY. - SORRY. 304 00:10:34,357 --> 00:10:38,051 - SO...NOW MY SPEECH IS NOT GOOD, AND AMBER HATES IT. 305 00:10:38,189 --> 00:10:40,536 - WELL, THAT'S RUDE. - AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 306 00:10:40,674 --> 00:10:42,469 AND I NEED YOUR HELP. 307 00:10:42,607 --> 00:10:44,851 - YEAH. 308 00:10:44,989 --> 00:10:47,198 I WILL HELP YOU. 309 00:10:48,958 --> 00:10:51,305 - OKAY. GREAT. 310 00:10:51,443 --> 00:10:53,756 [loud rock music] 311 00:10:53,894 --> 00:10:55,862 ♪ ♪ 312 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,933 - ♪ WE WERE WORKING PART-TIME ♪ 313 00:10:58,071 --> 00:11:00,970 ♪ ALL THE TIME ♪ 314 00:11:01,108 --> 00:11:03,766 ♪ AND WE WERE BANKING ON THE KINDNESS ♪ 315 00:11:03,904 --> 00:11:06,596 ♪ OF STRANGERS AND LOVED ONES ♪ 316 00:11:06,735 --> 00:11:09,323 ♪ AND THOSE THAT FALL BETWEEN ♪ 317 00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:11,878 ♪ TO GIVE US EVERYTHING WE NEED ♪ 318 00:11:12,016 --> 00:11:15,226 - BOTTOMS UP. ONE, TWO... 319 00:11:15,364 --> 00:11:16,779 LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE OUT. I'M THE NEW GUITAR PLAYER. 320 00:11:16,917 --> 00:11:18,919 VOTE. HE'S OUT OF THE BAND, RIGHT? 321 00:11:19,057 --> 00:11:22,302 [cell phone ringing] 322 00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:25,650 OH, CRAP, IT'S MY MOTHER-IN-LAW. 323 00:11:25,788 --> 00:11:28,066 - WHAT, YOU'RE MARRIED? - OKAY, COACH... 324 00:11:28,204 --> 00:11:30,586 KEEP THE PARTY GOING. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 325 00:11:30,724 --> 00:11:33,658 - I HAVE A FAVOR. I'M ON MY WAY TO THE DOCTOR'S, 326 00:11:33,796 --> 00:11:36,350 AND HE'S RUNNING LATE, SO CAN YOU PICK UP JABBAR? 327 00:11:36,488 --> 00:11:40,423 - UM, RIGHT-- RIGHT NOW, JABBAR? 328 00:11:40,561 --> 00:11:41,701 - HE'S AT STORY HOUR 329 00:11:41,839 --> 00:11:43,530 AT THE LINCOLN CHILD DEVELOPMENT CENTER, 330 00:11:43,668 --> 00:11:46,015 RIGHT THERE ON ALAMEDA. CAN YOU HELP ME OUT? 331 00:11:46,153 --> 00:11:49,501 - UM, YEAH, YEAH. I CAN HELP YOU OUT. 332 00:11:49,639 --> 00:11:51,538 - ARE YOU OKAY? 333 00:11:51,676 --> 00:11:53,436 WHAT'S ALL THAT MUSIC? 334 00:11:53,574 --> 00:11:55,887 - I'M--I'M AT WORK. IT'S, UM, WORK MUSIC. 335 00:11:56,025 --> 00:11:57,682 BUT I TOTALLY GOT YOU COVERED. 336 00:11:57,820 --> 00:12:00,858 SO, UM, HE'S MY KID, AND I GOT IT. 337 00:12:00,996 --> 00:12:02,342 - ARE YOU SURE? 338 00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:03,999 - NO, NO, NO. I'LL BE THERE. 339 00:12:04,137 --> 00:12:08,382 AND THEN YOU GO-- GO TO THE DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT, 340 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:10,591 'CAUSE IT'S VERY IMPORTANT, AND I GOT HIM. 341 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,662 OKAY? BYE-BYE. 342 00:12:12,801 --> 00:12:15,493 - OKAY. 343 00:12:15,631 --> 00:12:18,358 OKAY. 344 00:12:18,496 --> 00:12:20,498 [phone ringing] 345 00:12:20,636 --> 00:12:21,741 - BRAVERMAN RESIDENCE? 346 00:12:21,879 --> 00:12:23,950 - HEY, KRISTINA, IS ADAM THERE? 347 00:12:24,088 --> 00:12:27,160 - UH, IT'S GABY. - OH, UM, HI, GABY. 348 00:12:27,298 --> 00:12:29,127 IT'S CROSBY. - YEAH, I KNOW. 349 00:12:29,265 --> 00:12:32,130 ADAM'S STILL AT WORK, AND KRISTINA'S UPSTAIRS, 350 00:12:32,268 --> 00:12:33,994 AND HADDIE ACTUALLY JUST WENT OUT TO CVS 351 00:12:34,132 --> 00:12:35,409 TO PICK UP A POSTER BOARD, 352 00:12:35,547 --> 00:12:37,239 AND I WAS ACTUALLY ON MY WAY OUT TO PILATES. 353 00:12:37,377 --> 00:12:39,620 - THAT WAS A LOT OF INFORMATION. 354 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,864 - DO YOU WANT TO TALK TO KRISTINA? 355 00:12:42,002 --> 00:12:43,901 - NO, NO, NO, DON'T PUT HER ON, PLEASE. 356 00:12:44,039 --> 00:12:47,663 COULD, UM... 357 00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:49,147 - ARE YOU DRUNK? 358 00:12:50,424 --> 00:12:52,944 - YOU EVER GO TO THE DRIVE-IN IN THIS CAR? 359 00:12:55,015 --> 00:12:58,018 - THIS IS STUPID. - I'M FINE. 360 00:12:58,156 --> 00:12:59,779 WHERE ARE MY ALTOIDS, BY THE WAY? 361 00:12:59,917 --> 00:13:01,850 - WHY--WHY DON'T I JUST GO IN THERE AND GET HIM MYSELF? 362 00:13:01,988 --> 00:13:04,507 - MM-MM. YOU BARELY KNOW JABBAR. 363 00:13:04,645 --> 00:13:06,958 DON'T YOU KNOW ABOUT STRANGER DANGER? 364 00:13:07,096 --> 00:13:09,409 HE WON'T EVEN COME TO YOU. 365 00:13:09,547 --> 00:13:11,135 WHAT IS HE DOING HERE? 366 00:13:11,273 --> 00:13:13,240 - WHO IS HE? - JASMINE'S BROTHER. 367 00:13:13,378 --> 00:13:15,035 WILL YOU HOLD THAT? - NO, NO, NO. 368 00:13:15,173 --> 00:13:16,657 CROSBY, WAIT. CROSBY, I DON'T THINK-- 369 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,349 - YO, HEY, SUDOKU. 370 00:13:18,487 --> 00:13:22,111 WHAT ARE YOU--WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MAN? 371 00:13:22,249 --> 00:13:23,595 - I'M GOING TO GET JABBAR. 372 00:13:23,733 --> 00:13:25,805 - NO, NO, I'M HERE. YOUR MOM CALLED ME. 373 00:13:25,943 --> 00:13:28,152 - YEAH, THEN SHE CALLED ME, AND SHE SAID YOU SOUNDED DRUNK. 374 00:13:28,290 --> 00:13:30,292 - THAT'S RIDICULOUS, DUDE. I'M NOT DRUNK. 375 00:13:30,430 --> 00:13:32,328 - DUDE, I CAN SMELL THE BOOZE FROM HERE, ALL RIGHT? 376 00:13:32,466 --> 00:13:33,778 - YOU CAN SMELL THE BOOZE FROM THERE? 377 00:13:33,916 --> 00:13:36,194 - YEAH. WHO'S THAT GIRL RIGHT THERE? 378 00:13:36,332 --> 00:13:38,162 - THAT'S GABY. SHE'S A FRIEND OF MINE. 379 00:13:38,300 --> 00:13:39,819 WE'RE GONNA PICK HIM UP-- - YEAH. 380 00:13:39,957 --> 00:13:41,061 - SO, HEY, HEY, YOU CAN JUST GO ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS-- 381 00:13:41,199 --> 00:13:42,511 - DON'T TOUCH ME, MAN. DO NOT TOUCH ME. 382 00:13:42,649 --> 00:13:45,100 - WE'RE HERE TO PICK UP JABBAR, SO YOU CAN JUST-- 383 00:13:45,238 --> 00:13:47,688 HEY, HEY, I'M TALK-- I'M TALKING TO YOU, MAN. 384 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,967 - DON'T YOU EVER PUT YOUR HANDS ON ME AGAIN, ALL RIGHT? 385 00:13:50,105 --> 00:13:51,347 - HOLD ON A SECOND. HOLD ON A SECOND. 386 00:13:51,485 --> 00:13:53,694 - YOU WANT TO DO THIS, HUH? - OKAY, OKAY. 387 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,041 I'M GONNA GET HIM OUT OF HERE. 388 00:13:55,179 --> 00:13:56,663 CROSBY, LET'S GO. - SOBER UP, DUDE. 389 00:13:56,801 --> 00:13:58,941 - OKAY, GO INSIDE. - YOU'RE JUST THE UNCLE, DUDE. 390 00:13:59,079 --> 00:14:00,943 - CROSBY, LET IT GO. - I'M THE DAD. 391 00:14:01,081 --> 00:14:02,842 - CROSBY, LET IT GO. - OKAY. 392 00:14:02,980 --> 00:14:05,223 - YOU DON'T WANT JABBAR TO SEE YOU LIKE THIS, LET'S GO. 393 00:14:05,361 --> 00:14:07,777 - DID YOU SEE THAT? - COME ON, LET'S GO. 394 00:14:07,916 --> 00:14:09,987 - HE JUST PUSHED ME. - I SAW. 395 00:14:20,687 --> 00:14:23,586 - HEY. [chuckles] 396 00:14:23,724 --> 00:14:24,760 - HEY, YOU. 397 00:14:24,898 --> 00:14:26,382 WHAT YOU LOOKING FOR? 398 00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:29,316 - NOW I'M LOOKING FOR THE WOMEN'S TURBO SHOCK 1,000 FLYER. 399 00:14:29,454 --> 00:14:32,354 IT HAS A GEL INSOLE AND PROMOTES WORLD PEACE. 400 00:14:32,492 --> 00:14:34,390 [chuckles] 401 00:14:34,528 --> 00:14:35,771 - THREE ROWS DOWN OVER THAT WAY. 402 00:14:35,909 --> 00:14:37,704 - I KNOW. 403 00:14:37,842 --> 00:14:40,224 BUT THE SHOES ARE OVER THERE, 404 00:14:40,362 --> 00:14:42,916 AND YOU ARE OVER HERE. 405 00:14:43,054 --> 00:14:45,332 SO... 406 00:14:45,470 --> 00:14:48,059 I JUST WANTED TO SAY THANKS FOR THE OTHER NIGHT. 407 00:14:48,197 --> 00:14:49,371 - YEAH, I HAD A GREAT TIME. - YOU DID? 408 00:14:49,509 --> 00:14:50,820 - YEAH. - IT WAS REALLY COOL. 409 00:14:50,959 --> 00:14:52,029 SO THANKS. - COOL. 410 00:14:52,167 --> 00:14:55,101 - YOU WANT TO GO OUT SOMETIME... 411 00:14:55,239 --> 00:14:57,241 WITH ME? - YES. 412 00:14:59,519 --> 00:15:01,314 SORRY, THAT WAS TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE AND, UH... 413 00:15:01,452 --> 00:15:02,902 WEIRD. - COMPLETELY AWESOME. 414 00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:04,973 - OH, OKAY. GOOD. OKAY. 415 00:15:05,111 --> 00:15:08,977 I'M GONNA LEAVE NOW BEFORE I GET RUN OVER. 416 00:15:19,608 --> 00:15:22,404 - WHAT IF I BRING IN SOME HOME VIDEOS? 417 00:15:22,542 --> 00:15:23,646 YOU KNOW? 418 00:15:23,784 --> 00:15:26,408 THAT'D BE A PRETTY GOOD PRESENTATION. 419 00:15:26,546 --> 00:15:29,376 - [groans] ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT HOBBY DAY STILL? 420 00:15:29,514 --> 00:15:31,896 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. I CAN'T HELP IT. 421 00:15:32,034 --> 00:15:34,071 I'M, LIKE, THE OPPOSITE OF THE WORLD'S MOST INTERESTING MAN. 422 00:15:34,209 --> 00:15:36,073 I HAVE NO LIFE. - NO, YOU HAVE ME, 423 00:15:36,211 --> 00:15:37,419 AND YOU HAVE SYD-- THAT'S PLENTY. 424 00:15:37,557 --> 00:15:39,490 - MM. 425 00:15:39,628 --> 00:15:41,319 FOR HOBBY DAY? - OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 426 00:15:41,457 --> 00:15:43,287 OKAY, LET'S THINK ABOUT THIS. 427 00:15:43,425 --> 00:15:45,082 UM... - OKAY. 428 00:15:45,220 --> 00:15:47,463 - [sighs] ADAM USED TO COLLECT STAMPS. 429 00:15:47,601 --> 00:15:50,535 SARAH USED TO COLLECT THOSE LITTLE CERAMIC HORSES... 430 00:15:50,673 --> 00:15:52,296 - I'M NOT DOING CERAMIC HORSES. - I KNOW. 431 00:15:52,434 --> 00:15:54,436 THOUGH, HOW ABOUT THIS? 432 00:15:54,574 --> 00:15:56,541 THE TOY ROCKETS THAT DAD AND CROSBY USED TO SET OFF-- 433 00:15:56,679 --> 00:15:57,335 THOSE ARE COOL. 434 00:15:57,473 --> 00:15:59,924 - YEAH? - YEAH. 435 00:16:00,062 --> 00:16:01,822 - TOY ROCKETS-- THAT'S NOT BAD. 436 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,824 - IT'S A GOOD IDEA. - YEAH. 437 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,344 YEAH. - WHAT ABOUT BABY-MAKING? 438 00:16:06,482 --> 00:16:07,690 DOES THAT COUNT AS A HOBBY? 439 00:16:07,828 --> 00:16:10,279 WE COULD DO SOME OF THAT. - YEAH, YOU KNOW... 440 00:16:10,417 --> 00:16:12,695 I DON'T KNOW IF TECHNICALLY IT COUNTS AS A HOBBY, 441 00:16:12,833 --> 00:16:15,388 BUT IT WOULD BE ONE HELL OF A PRESENTATION. 442 00:16:15,526 --> 00:16:17,804 - CAN YOU IMAGINE MRS. BREWSTER'S FACE? 443 00:16:17,942 --> 00:16:20,289 SCANDAL IN THE KINDERGARTEN, NEWS AT 6:00. 444 00:16:22,705 --> 00:16:26,468 - DADDY, I CAN'T FIND MY PHINEAS AND FERB. 445 00:16:27,745 --> 00:16:30,299 - [whispering] SHE'S LIKE A SILENT NINJA. 446 00:16:33,854 --> 00:16:35,891 [knock on door] - HELLO? 447 00:16:36,029 --> 00:16:37,582 RENEE? 448 00:16:47,489 --> 00:16:48,800 - WHAT DO YOU WANT, CROSBY? 449 00:16:48,938 --> 00:16:50,285 - I'M LOOKING FOR JABBAR. 450 00:16:50,423 --> 00:16:52,321 - MOM TOOK HIM TO THE PARK ALREADY. 451 00:16:52,459 --> 00:16:54,599 YOU NORMALLY WALK INTO PEOPLE'S HOUSES UNINVITED? 452 00:16:54,737 --> 00:16:57,430 - UH, YEAH, WHEN MY SON LIVES IN THEM. 453 00:16:57,568 --> 00:16:59,466 DO YOU NORMALLY DO YOUR LAUNDRY AT MOMMY'S? 454 00:16:59,604 --> 00:17:02,711 - MY MACHINE IS BROKEN. WHAT ABOUT IT? 455 00:17:02,849 --> 00:17:03,919 - THAT'S PRETTY LAME. 456 00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:05,369 - WHERE DO YOU DO YOUR LAUNDRY? 457 00:17:05,507 --> 00:17:07,543 - THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUS-- YOU KNOW WHAT, DUDE? 458 00:17:07,681 --> 00:17:09,856 NOT THAT I HAVE TO EXPLAIN MYSELF TO YOU, 459 00:17:09,994 --> 00:17:12,583 BUT THE GIRL LAST NIGHT... 460 00:17:12,721 --> 00:17:15,172 THAT'S MY AUTISTIC NEPHEW'S BEHAVIORAL AIDE. 461 00:17:15,310 --> 00:17:16,932 THERE'S NOTHING GOING ON BETWEEN US. 462 00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:18,830 WHEN YOUR MOM CALLED, I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF CELEBRATING 463 00:17:18,968 --> 00:17:21,868 FINISHING A BIG ALBUM, AND I WAS IN NO POSITION TO DRIVE, 464 00:17:22,006 --> 00:17:23,145 SO I CALLED MY BROTHER'S HOUSE. 465 00:17:23,283 --> 00:17:24,940 SHE PICKED UP, OFFERED TO DRIVE ME. 466 00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:26,321 I SAID, "FINE." 467 00:17:26,459 --> 00:17:28,012 THAT'S ALL THAT HAPPENED. - OKAY, WHATEVER. 468 00:17:28,150 --> 00:17:29,151 - NO, NO, NOT "WHATEVER." 469 00:17:29,289 --> 00:17:30,601 I WAS OFF THE CLOCK. 470 00:17:30,739 --> 00:17:32,189 IT WAS YOUR MOM'S DAY WITH JABBAR YESTERDAY. 471 00:17:32,327 --> 00:17:33,535 AND IF I KNEW SHE WAS GONNA NEED ME, 472 00:17:33,673 --> 00:17:35,019 I WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN DRINKING. 473 00:17:35,157 --> 00:17:36,538 I WOULDN'T HAVE EVEN BEEN AT THE PARTY. 474 00:17:36,676 --> 00:17:38,505 - YOU'RE WORRIED THAT I'M GONNA GO TELL JASMINE. 475 00:17:38,643 --> 00:17:40,956 - YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO. 476 00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:42,509 I MEAN, THAT WOULD BE TOTALLY UNCOOL, 477 00:17:42,647 --> 00:17:44,477 SO I WOULDN'T PUT IT PAST YOU, BUT GO CRAZY. 478 00:17:44,615 --> 00:17:46,479 - OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK, CROSBY? 479 00:17:46,617 --> 00:17:48,239 IF YOU REALLY WANT TO BE A FATHER, 480 00:17:48,377 --> 00:17:50,483 YOU'D KNOW YOU'RE NEVER OFF THE CLOCK. 481 00:17:52,933 --> 00:17:56,420 - YES, THURSDAY NIGHT WE'RE ON. THAT SOUNDS REALLY GOOD. 482 00:17:56,558 --> 00:17:57,490 OKAY. 483 00:17:57,628 --> 00:17:59,043 ALL RIGHT, I'LL TALK TO YOU THEN. 484 00:17:59,181 --> 00:18:00,527 BYE. [phone beeps] 485 00:18:00,665 --> 00:18:01,839 HI, HOW ARE YOU? - HEY. 486 00:18:01,977 --> 00:18:03,910 I'M JUST LOOKING FOR AMBER. IS SHE HERE? 487 00:18:04,048 --> 00:18:05,084 - HEY, GUYS. - HEY. 488 00:18:05,222 --> 00:18:07,707 - OH, HADDIE, HAVE YOU MET HOLLY? 489 00:18:07,845 --> 00:18:09,226 - NO. HI. 490 00:18:09,364 --> 00:18:11,469 - WE'RE WORKING ON A PROJECT THING. 491 00:18:11,607 --> 00:18:13,885 - I'M TELLING ALL MY JUNIOR FRIENDS TO VOTE FOR YOU. 492 00:18:14,023 --> 00:18:15,887 - AW. - THANKS. COOL. 493 00:18:16,025 --> 00:18:17,372 - SEE YOU. 494 00:18:18,821 --> 00:18:21,514 - SHE SEEMS NICE. - THAT'S HOLLY. 495 00:18:21,652 --> 00:18:24,033 - THAT'S WEIRD. - DAY TWO. 496 00:18:24,172 --> 00:18:25,380 AH? CAN YOU FEEL THE HEAT? 497 00:18:25,518 --> 00:18:27,485 - UH, YEAH. IT'S PALPABLE. 498 00:18:27,623 --> 00:18:30,695 I'M JUST LOOKING FOR AMBER FOR... 499 00:18:30,833 --> 00:18:32,732 UM, I REDID MY SPEECH, AND I WANTED HER TO READ IT. 500 00:18:32,870 --> 00:18:34,113 - OH. 501 00:18:34,251 --> 00:18:35,666 WELL, I'M HERE. I COULD LOOK AT IT. 502 00:18:37,737 --> 00:18:39,083 - YEAH. 503 00:18:39,221 --> 00:18:40,464 YEAH, PLEASE. YES. 504 00:18:40,602 --> 00:18:41,672 - YEAH? - YEAH, THANKS. 505 00:18:41,810 --> 00:18:43,122 - GOOD. - YEAH, MAYBE YOU'LL BE ABLE 506 00:18:43,260 --> 00:18:44,744 TO GIVE ME A FRESH PERSPECTIVE. 507 00:18:44,882 --> 00:18:46,297 - LET'S SEE. 508 00:18:46,435 --> 00:18:48,782 - ANOTHER DRAFT. 509 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:50,612 - [sighs] HEY. 510 00:18:50,750 --> 00:18:52,614 - HI. - I'M SORRY I'M SO LATE. 511 00:18:52,752 --> 00:18:54,409 IT'S JUST... - IT'S OKAY. 512 00:18:54,547 --> 00:18:56,342 - IT WAS A CRAZY DAY. - DID YOU GET ANYTHING TO EAT? 513 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:57,791 - YEAH, I HAD SOME CRAP AT WORK. 514 00:18:57,929 --> 00:19:01,105 GORDON WAS CALLING ME ALL DAY LONG FROM MENLO PARK. 515 00:19:01,243 --> 00:19:02,244 HE'S AT THIS INVESTOR CONFERENCE... 516 00:19:02,382 --> 00:19:04,729 - AY. - ASKING ME HOW I CAN CUT COSTS. 517 00:19:04,867 --> 00:19:06,766 I'M GOING OVER THE COST REPORTS, AND I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT 518 00:19:06,904 --> 00:19:09,113 WHAT TO DO, AND IT'S NOT PRETTY. 519 00:19:09,251 --> 00:19:11,150 - WHAT CAN I DO TO HELP? 520 00:19:11,288 --> 00:19:13,842 - HEY, LISTEN, ABOUT THURSDAY... 521 00:19:13,980 --> 00:19:15,395 - UH-HUH? 522 00:19:15,533 --> 00:19:17,328 - I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU'D BE WILLING 523 00:19:17,466 --> 00:19:19,951 TO MOVE IT BY ONE WEEK TO NEXT THURSDAY. 524 00:19:20,089 --> 00:19:22,195 IT WOULD MAKE THINGS A LOT EASIER FOR ME. 525 00:19:24,473 --> 00:19:25,647 - SURE. - I KNOW YOU WANT TO GO OUT. 526 00:19:25,785 --> 00:19:27,235 - THAT'S FINE. - AND I DO TOO. 527 00:19:27,373 --> 00:19:29,858 - NO, ABSOLUTELY, 100%. WHATEVER YOU NEED. 528 00:19:29,996 --> 00:19:31,791 - [sighs] 529 00:19:31,929 --> 00:19:33,517 - THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT SHE SAID WOULD HAPPEN. 530 00:19:33,655 --> 00:19:34,828 THIS IS HOW-- - WHO? 531 00:19:34,966 --> 00:19:36,658 - THIS IS HOW WE BECOME ONE OF THE 80%. 532 00:19:36,796 --> 00:19:38,038 - WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 533 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,523 WHAT'S 80%? - SUZE LESSING. 534 00:19:39,661 --> 00:19:40,834 - SUZE LESSING? - SUZE LESSING TOLD ME TODAY 535 00:19:40,972 --> 00:19:43,492 THAT 80% OF COUPLES THAT HAVE CHILDREN WITH AUTISM 536 00:19:43,630 --> 00:19:44,838 END UP GETTING DIVORCED 537 00:19:44,976 --> 00:19:46,495 BECAUSE THEY DON'T SPEND ENOUGH TIME TOGETHER. 538 00:19:46,633 --> 00:19:47,807 - THIS IS ALL ABOUT SUZE LESSING? 539 00:19:47,945 --> 00:19:49,291 - IT'S NOT ABOUT SUZE LESSING, OKAY? 540 00:19:49,429 --> 00:19:51,259 HER THERAPIST TOLD HER THIS STATISTIC. 541 00:19:51,397 --> 00:19:52,915 IT'S A TRUE THING. - NO. HELLO? 542 00:19:53,053 --> 00:19:54,331 MAYBE THERE'S A REASON THOSE TWO KOOKS ARE IN THERAPY. 543 00:19:54,469 --> 00:19:57,368 - THEY'RE NOT KOOKS, HONEY. THEY'RE NOT CONNECTING, OKAY? 544 00:19:57,506 --> 00:19:58,818 - HONEY, WE ARE NOT PHIL AND SUZE LESSING. 545 00:19:58,956 --> 00:20:01,476 - I'M JUST ASKING FOR ONE NIGHT. 546 00:20:01,614 --> 00:20:05,342 THAT'S ALL I WAS ASKING FOR WAS JUST FOR ONE NIGHT. 547 00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:07,585 - OKAY. I SEE THAT THIS IS IMPORTANT TO YOU, 548 00:20:07,723 --> 00:20:10,036 AND WE'RE GONNA GO OUT THIS THURSDAY. 549 00:20:10,174 --> 00:20:11,520 OKAY? 550 00:20:16,387 --> 00:20:17,492 - HEY. WE GOT TO GO. 551 00:20:17,630 --> 00:20:19,218 - I CAN'T FIND MY PHONE. 552 00:20:19,356 --> 00:20:21,703 - OH, NO. - YES. 553 00:20:21,841 --> 00:20:23,808 - OKAY. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TODAY? 554 00:20:23,946 --> 00:20:25,638 DO YOU HAVE YOUR SCIENCE PROJECT? 555 00:20:25,776 --> 00:20:27,053 - YEAH. 556 00:20:27,191 --> 00:20:30,298 - WILL BE WORKING ON IT WITH YOUR LAB PARTNER? 557 00:20:30,436 --> 00:20:31,368 - WOW. YES. 558 00:20:31,506 --> 00:20:32,679 - AGAIN. WOW. 559 00:20:32,817 --> 00:20:35,475 - SHE IS MY LAB PARTNER, SO IT MAKES SENSE. 560 00:20:35,613 --> 00:20:37,236 - YOU KNOW, I THINK SHE LIKES YOU. 561 00:20:37,374 --> 00:20:40,998 - NO, I DOUBT THAT. 562 00:20:41,136 --> 00:20:42,275 - OH, OKAY. 563 00:20:42,413 --> 00:20:45,796 I THINK YOU LIKE HER TOO. 564 00:20:45,934 --> 00:20:47,453 IS IT EMBARRASSING? 565 00:20:47,591 --> 00:20:50,490 - I'M NOT EMBARRASSED. IT'S JUST--I DON'T-- 566 00:20:50,628 --> 00:20:52,147 I MEAN, I GOT AN "A" IN SCIENCE LAST YEAR, 567 00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:53,838 AND SHE GOT A "D." 568 00:20:53,976 --> 00:20:55,530 SO SHE'S OBVIOUSLY JUST TRYING TO GET A GOOD GRADE. 569 00:20:55,668 --> 00:20:57,256 - I DON'T THINK SO. 570 00:20:57,394 --> 00:21:00,638 YOU KNOW, GIRLS LIKE IT WHEN A GUY MAKES THE FIRST MOVE. 571 00:21:03,503 --> 00:21:05,540 - THIS IS A REALLY WEIRD CONVERSATION. 572 00:21:05,678 --> 00:21:08,336 - I'M SERIOUS, HONEY-- THE WAY SHE TALKS TO YOU, 573 00:21:08,474 --> 00:21:10,717 AND, YOU KNOW, TOUCHES YOU UNNECESSARILY, 574 00:21:10,855 --> 00:21:13,099 LAUGHS AT ALL YOUR JOKES-- NOT THAT THEY'RE NOT FUNNY. 575 00:21:13,237 --> 00:21:15,412 "WHOO! SCIENCE! YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT SCIENCE!" 576 00:21:15,550 --> 00:21:17,206 SHE LIKES YOU. 577 00:21:17,345 --> 00:21:19,278 DON'T BE AFRAID TO ACT ON IT... 578 00:21:19,416 --> 00:21:22,591 IN A, YOU KNOW, REASONABLE WAY. - THIS IS TOO WEIRD. 579 00:21:22,729 --> 00:21:24,386 THIS IS THE WEIRDEST CONVERSATION WE'VE EVER HAD. 580 00:21:24,524 --> 00:21:26,457 - HONEY, LOOK AT YOU. YOU'RE AMAZING. 581 00:21:26,595 --> 00:21:28,010 WHO COULD NOT LOVE YOU? 582 00:21:28,148 --> 00:21:29,322 HUH? I ASK YOU, WHO? 583 00:21:29,460 --> 00:21:32,325 - AMBER...MAYBE. - OH. 584 00:21:34,431 --> 00:21:37,468 - [sighs] 585 00:21:42,128 --> 00:21:43,371 - OKAY, HONEY, HIT ME. - OKAY, SO IT'S EITHER 586 00:21:43,509 --> 00:21:45,856 HARBOR CAFE AT 7:30 OR BASTIDE'S AT 8:00. 587 00:21:45,994 --> 00:21:48,065 - UH, HARBOR CAFE SOUNDS GOOD. 588 00:21:48,203 --> 00:21:49,377 - HARBOR CAFE? REALLY? 589 00:21:49,515 --> 00:21:50,964 WELL, BASTIDE GOT 4 1/2 STARS. 590 00:21:51,102 --> 00:21:52,103 - HONEY, JUST YOU PICK. 591 00:21:52,241 --> 00:21:53,553 IF YOU'RE HAPPY, I'M HAPPY, OKAY? 592 00:21:53,691 --> 00:21:56,073 LOOK, I GOT TO GO OVER THESE COST REPORTS, OKAY? 593 00:21:56,211 --> 00:21:57,212 I LOVE YOU. BYE. 594 00:21:57,350 --> 00:21:59,007 [phone beeps] 595 00:21:59,145 --> 00:22:00,284 - BASTIDE. 596 00:22:00,422 --> 00:22:02,251 - WHAT'S UP, BUTTERBEAN? 597 00:22:02,390 --> 00:22:03,701 - YOU ALREADY KNOW ABOUT THAT? 598 00:22:03,839 --> 00:22:06,048 HOW? - YEAH, GABY TALKED TO KRISTINA. 599 00:22:06,186 --> 00:22:07,740 - GAB-- - YEAH, GABY, KRISTINA, ADAM. 600 00:22:07,878 --> 00:22:09,051 - I DIDN'T REALIZE SHE WAS LIKE THAT. 601 00:22:09,189 --> 00:22:10,846 YOU CAN'T TRUST ANYONE. LOOK AT THIS. 602 00:22:10,984 --> 00:22:13,987 - WHAT? - TWO MISSED CALLS FROM JASMINE. 603 00:22:14,125 --> 00:22:15,403 - YEAH, SO? 604 00:22:15,541 --> 00:22:16,438 - I THINK SEKOU RATTED ME OUT ALREADY. 605 00:22:16,576 --> 00:22:17,715 AND FOR THE RECORD, I DON'T KNOW 606 00:22:17,853 --> 00:22:19,476 WHAT GABY REPORTED BACK TO KRISTINA, 607 00:22:19,614 --> 00:22:20,960 BUT I WOULD HAVE MOPPED THE FLOOR WITH HIM. 608 00:22:21,098 --> 00:22:22,168 - OH, YOU WOULD, HUH? 609 00:22:22,306 --> 00:22:24,066 YEAH, WELL, UH, DID YOU CALL HER BACK YET? 610 00:22:24,204 --> 00:22:26,310 - NO, I DIDN'T CALL HER BACK. WHAT AM I GONNA SAY TO HER? 611 00:22:26,448 --> 00:22:27,311 - YOU'RE GONNA TELL HER THE TRUTH. 612 00:22:27,449 --> 00:22:28,968 YOU'RE GONNA TELL HER 613 00:22:29,106 --> 00:22:30,279 THAT YOU GOT DRUNK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE AFTERNOON, 614 00:22:30,418 --> 00:22:32,454 THAT YOU COPPED A RIDE FROM OUR ULTRA-HOT BEHAVIORAL AIDE 615 00:22:32,592 --> 00:22:33,869 SO YOU COULD PICK UP YOUR SON, 616 00:22:34,007 --> 00:22:35,043 AND THEN YOU GOT BEAT UP BY HER LITTLE BROTHER. 617 00:22:35,181 --> 00:22:36,251 - I DIDN'T GET BEAT UP. - SHE'LL UNDERSTAND. 618 00:22:36,389 --> 00:22:38,460 - I DID NOT GET BEAT UP, OKAY? 619 00:22:38,598 --> 00:22:39,668 - I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU WANT MY ADVICE? 620 00:22:39,806 --> 00:22:41,152 - YEAH, I WANT YOUR ADVICE. 621 00:22:41,290 --> 00:22:42,430 - STEP ONE--APOLOGIZE TO RENEE. - FOR WHAT? 622 00:22:42,568 --> 00:22:43,776 I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. - THAT'S JUST-- 623 00:22:43,914 --> 00:22:45,640 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE A MAN, THAT'S WHAT MEN DO. 624 00:22:45,778 --> 00:22:47,055 WE APOLOGIZE. I MEAN, I SAY THREE "I'M SORRYS" 625 00:22:47,193 --> 00:22:48,401 WHEN I GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING, OKAY? 626 00:22:48,539 --> 00:22:50,058 AND QUIT HALF-ASSING YOUR DAD GIG. 627 00:22:50,196 --> 00:22:52,957 - WAIT A MINUTE. I AM NOT HALF-ASSING MY DAD GIG. 628 00:22:53,095 --> 00:22:53,993 WHY DO YOU SAY THAT? 629 00:22:54,131 --> 00:22:56,202 - LISTEN, CROSBY, YOU'RE PISSED OFF 630 00:22:56,340 --> 00:22:58,273 ABOUT THE WHOLE CUSTODY SITUATION WITH JABBAR. 631 00:22:58,411 --> 00:23:00,033 I GET THAT, OKAY? 632 00:23:00,171 --> 00:23:01,794 BUT QUIT TRYING TO SELL IT TO YOURSELF 633 00:23:01,932 --> 00:23:05,384 LIKE IT'S A GOOD THING AND GO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. 634 00:23:05,522 --> 00:23:07,558 - THESE ENGINES ARE STILL GOOD. 635 00:23:07,696 --> 00:23:09,664 I THINK ALL YOU'RE GONNA NEED ARE SOME IGNITERS. 636 00:23:09,802 --> 00:23:11,838 - WHAT IS THIS? 637 00:23:14,427 --> 00:23:15,877 - THAT IS THE ESTES BIG DADDY. 638 00:23:16,015 --> 00:23:19,121 I CAN'T BELIEVE WE NEVER SHOT THAT OFF. 639 00:23:19,259 --> 00:23:20,468 - IT'S HUMUNGOUS. 640 00:23:20,606 --> 00:23:22,780 - OH, BEAUTIFUL, ISN'T IT? 641 00:23:22,918 --> 00:23:25,300 IT'S GOT THE E9-4 ENGINE, SINGLE STAGE, 642 00:23:25,438 --> 00:23:28,234 895 FEET OF ALTITUDE. 643 00:23:28,372 --> 00:23:29,684 - WOW. 644 00:23:29,822 --> 00:23:31,789 - IT'S GOT A DUAL-PARACHUTE RECOVERY MODULE. 645 00:23:31,927 --> 00:23:34,033 MM-HMM. BEAUTIFUL. 646 00:23:34,171 --> 00:23:35,241 - YEAH. 647 00:23:35,379 --> 00:23:37,623 I CAN'T SHOOT THAT OFF. 648 00:23:37,761 --> 00:23:39,487 - HOW COME? - OH, I DON'T KNOW. 649 00:23:39,625 --> 00:23:41,074 UM, MAYBE A SCHOOL HAZARD. 650 00:23:41,212 --> 00:23:43,007 I DON'T WANT TO BURN THE SCHOOL DOWN, SO... 651 00:23:43,145 --> 00:23:44,250 - OH, I'M SORRY. 652 00:23:44,388 --> 00:23:45,907 YOU WANT TO MAKE A GOOD IMPRESSION, DON'T YOU? 653 00:23:46,045 --> 00:23:47,253 - MM-HMM. - SO WHAT IS THE PROBLEM? 654 00:23:47,391 --> 00:23:49,842 - THAT WOULD DO IT-- BLOWING UP THE SCHOOL. 655 00:23:49,980 --> 00:23:52,292 THE PROBLEM IS I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING 656 00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:54,053 ABOUT THIS STUFF. 657 00:23:54,191 --> 00:23:55,399 - I DO. - NO. 658 00:23:55,537 --> 00:23:56,676 - I'LL SHOW YOU. - NO, NO. 659 00:23:56,814 --> 00:24:00,715 THAT'S NOT THE POINT, ZEEK. [mumbling] 660 00:24:00,853 --> 00:24:03,303 I DON'T--I DON'T HAVE A HOBBY 661 00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:05,167 BECAUSE I DON'T-- I DON'T HAVE A-- 662 00:24:05,305 --> 00:24:06,824 I DON'T HAVE A LIFE. 663 00:24:06,962 --> 00:24:09,965 - NOW, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 664 00:24:10,103 --> 00:24:12,520 - MY WHOLE LIFE IS--IS SYDNEY, ZEEK. 665 00:24:12,658 --> 00:24:14,522 I MEAN, I-I WAKE HER UP, 666 00:24:14,660 --> 00:24:16,075 I GET HER READY FOR SCHOOL, I TAKE HER, 667 00:24:16,213 --> 00:24:17,421 AND THEN I DO LAUNDRY, 668 00:24:17,559 --> 00:24:18,802 AND THEN I PICK HER UP FROM SCHOOL. 669 00:24:18,940 --> 00:24:20,010 IT'S DINNER, BATH, BEDTIME, 670 00:24:20,148 --> 00:24:21,390 AND THEN WAKE UP THE NEXT MORNING, 671 00:24:21,529 --> 00:24:22,702 I DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN. 672 00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:25,740 IT'S JUST--THAT'S-- THAT'S MY JOB, YOU KNOW? 673 00:24:25,878 --> 00:24:28,259 AND NOW APPARENTLY MY JOB IS TO BE THE COOL DAD 674 00:24:28,397 --> 00:24:31,400 WITH A COOL HOBBY TO IMPRESS ALL HER FRIENDS. 675 00:24:31,539 --> 00:24:33,333 SO I MEAN, WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 676 00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:36,509 I'M GONNA SHOW 'EM HOW TO USE FABRIC SOFTENER PROPERLY? 677 00:24:36,647 --> 00:24:39,547 - JOEL, I MEAN, REALLY, 678 00:24:39,685 --> 00:24:41,341 THESE KIDS ARE KINDERGARTENERS, ALL RIGHT? 679 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:42,688 YOU COULD LIGHT YOUR OWN FART, 680 00:24:42,826 --> 00:24:44,344 AND THEY'D THINK YOU WERE EINSTEIN. 681 00:24:44,483 --> 00:24:45,553 I MEAN, COME ON. 682 00:24:45,691 --> 00:24:46,864 - I KNOW. IT'S NOT ABOUT THE KIDS. 683 00:24:47,002 --> 00:24:49,626 IT'S JUST-- - WELL--I MEAN, YOU KNOW... 684 00:24:49,764 --> 00:24:53,284 YOU ARE MAKING WAY TOO BIG A DEAL OUT OF THIS WHOLE THING. 685 00:24:53,422 --> 00:24:55,701 ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS FIND SOMETHING YOU LIKE TO DO 686 00:24:55,839 --> 00:24:57,081 AND THEN JUST HAVE FUN DOING IT. 687 00:24:57,219 --> 00:24:59,290 IT'S NOT LIFE OR DEATH, FOR PETE'S SAKE. 688 00:24:59,428 --> 00:25:00,982 YOU'RE NOT INVOLVED IN, LIKE, MARRIAGE COUNSELING 689 00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:02,501 LIKE I AM WITH CAMILLE. 690 00:25:02,639 --> 00:25:04,641 ALL MY KIDS ARE RAISED. THEY GOT THEIR OWN PROBLEMS. 691 00:25:04,779 --> 00:25:06,505 BUT I GOT REAL PROBLEMS GOING ON OUT THERE. 692 00:25:06,643 --> 00:25:07,851 OKAY? 693 00:25:07,989 --> 00:25:10,612 NOW, I AM GOING TO GO TO THE HOBBY SHOP. 694 00:25:10,750 --> 00:25:12,959 TAKE IT EASY. GOD. 695 00:25:13,097 --> 00:25:15,859 - I'M SORRY. 696 00:25:15,997 --> 00:25:18,171 AND I PROMISE I'M GONNA FIGURE OUT A WAY 697 00:25:18,309 --> 00:25:21,209 TO EXPLAIN ALL THIS TO JABBAR AND MAKE SURE HE KNOWS 698 00:25:21,347 --> 00:25:22,831 IT'S NOT OKAY TO FIGHT. 699 00:25:22,969 --> 00:25:24,523 - DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. HE DOESN'T KNOW. 700 00:25:24,661 --> 00:25:28,527 - DIDN'T SEKOU TELL HIM? 701 00:25:28,665 --> 00:25:30,080 - I'M SURE HE WANTED TO, 702 00:25:30,218 --> 00:25:33,359 BUT HE KNOWS THAT I WOULD HAVE BEEN ALL OVER HIS BEHIND. 703 00:25:33,497 --> 00:25:35,741 - WOW. 704 00:25:35,879 --> 00:25:39,572 I, UM--I THOUGHT HE WOULD HAVE... 705 00:25:39,710 --> 00:25:42,644 THANK YOU, RENEE. 706 00:25:42,782 --> 00:25:45,647 - YOU'RE WELCOME. COME HERE. HELP ME. 707 00:25:45,785 --> 00:25:48,581 NO STEMS, QUARTER-INCH PIECES. 708 00:25:48,719 --> 00:25:49,755 OKAY? - OKAY. 709 00:25:49,893 --> 00:25:51,411 - NO STEMS, QUARTER-INCH PIECES. 710 00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:53,034 - OKAY. 711 00:25:53,172 --> 00:25:54,449 THE SITUATION'S TOUGH, YOU KNOW, 712 00:25:54,587 --> 00:25:56,485 WITH JASMINE OUT OF TOWN. 713 00:25:56,624 --> 00:25:59,488 I THINK WE'RE ALL JUST TRYING TO DO THE RIGHT THING... 714 00:25:59,627 --> 00:26:02,181 - YOU SEE, THAT'S NOT HOW I SEE IT. 715 00:26:02,319 --> 00:26:04,563 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 716 00:26:04,701 --> 00:26:08,670 - WELL, I LOVE MY DAUGHTER, WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR HER, 717 00:26:08,808 --> 00:26:11,500 BUT WHAT I SEE HAPPENING WITH MY GRANDSON 718 00:26:11,639 --> 00:26:14,158 IS NOT GOOD. 719 00:26:14,296 --> 00:26:16,816 - WELL, JASMINE'S A GREAT MOM. - NOW, DON'T GET ME WRONG. 720 00:26:16,954 --> 00:26:19,474 I KNOW SHE'S DOING THE BEST SHE CAN. 721 00:26:19,612 --> 00:26:21,062 BUT THE TRUTH IS, 722 00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:23,616 SHE'S BEEN DRAGGING THAT POOR BOY ALL OVER CREATION-- 723 00:26:23,754 --> 00:26:25,376 SUMMERS IN NEW YORK, 724 00:26:25,514 --> 00:26:28,517 THEN SHE MOVES HIM BACK HERE, AND SHE GOES TO EUROPE. 725 00:26:28,656 --> 00:26:30,623 IT'S NOT GOOD. 726 00:26:30,761 --> 00:26:32,660 - YEAH, WELL, IT'S HER DREAM. 727 00:26:32,798 --> 00:26:34,144 - I KNOW THAT. 728 00:26:34,282 --> 00:26:36,525 AND IT'S NOT GOOD FOR THE CHILD. 729 00:26:36,664 --> 00:26:39,011 SO YOU NEED TO FIGURE IT OUT. 730 00:26:39,149 --> 00:26:42,739 - I CAN'T JUST-- I CAN'T MAKE HER DO ANYTHING. 731 00:26:42,877 --> 00:26:45,949 - NO, WHEN I SAY YOU, I DON'T MEAN YOU. 732 00:26:46,087 --> 00:26:47,606 I MEAN THE BOTH OF YOU TOGETHER. 733 00:26:47,744 --> 00:26:50,367 CHILDREN NEED STABILITY. 734 00:26:50,505 --> 00:26:53,404 NOW, I KNOW IT'S MODERN AND FASHIONABLE 735 00:26:53,542 --> 00:26:56,545 TO LIVE YOUR SEPARATE LIVES AND SPLIT TIME WITH YOUR KIDS, 736 00:26:56,684 --> 00:26:58,720 BUT I THINK THAT IS A BUNCH OF BULL. 737 00:26:58,858 --> 00:27:03,829 THAT BOY NEEDS HIS MAMA AND HIS DADDY. 738 00:27:03,967 --> 00:27:07,591 SO EITHER YOU KNOW WHAT OR GET OFF THE POT. 739 00:27:07,729 --> 00:27:10,249 - POOP? POOP OR GET OFF THE POT? 740 00:27:10,387 --> 00:27:12,458 - [laughs] - IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE...? 741 00:27:12,596 --> 00:27:14,909 - YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. - I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 742 00:27:15,047 --> 00:27:17,049 - ♪ I'M A FOOL TO CARE ♪ 743 00:27:17,187 --> 00:27:19,051 - WHICH ONE IS THE METAPHASE, AND WHICH ONE IS THE ANAPHASE? 744 00:27:19,189 --> 00:27:20,949 - THIS IS META-- THEY'RE ACTUALLY ON THE BACK. 745 00:27:21,087 --> 00:27:22,571 - OH, I SHOULD HAVE READ IT. 746 00:27:22,710 --> 00:27:24,504 - ♪ WHEN YOU TREAT ME... ♪ 747 00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:26,058 - WHERE'D THE GLUE STICK GO? 748 00:27:26,196 --> 00:27:27,680 COULD YOU JUST, LIKE-- HERE, COULD YOU HOLD THAT? 749 00:27:27,818 --> 00:27:29,993 - YES. - OH, HERE IT IS. 750 00:27:30,131 --> 00:27:33,652 - ♪ I KNOW I LOVE YOU ♪ - OKAY, GOT IT. 751 00:27:33,790 --> 00:27:37,034 - ♪ BUT WHAT CAN I DO? ♪ - [chuckles] 752 00:27:37,172 --> 00:27:39,278 - ♪ I'M A FOOL... ♪ - ARE YOU OKAY? 753 00:27:39,416 --> 00:27:42,177 - ME? YEAH. YEAH, TOTALLY, UH, FINE. 754 00:27:42,315 --> 00:27:43,972 UH, METAPHASE. 755 00:27:44,110 --> 00:27:45,594 - ALL RIGHT, JUST... 756 00:27:45,733 --> 00:27:50,772 - ♪ I'M A FOOL TO CRY ♪ 757 00:27:50,910 --> 00:27:57,365 ♪ WHEN YOU TELL ME GOOD-BYE ♪ 758 00:27:57,503 --> 00:27:59,539 - UH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 759 00:27:59,678 --> 00:28:01,231 - OH, MY GOD. 760 00:28:01,369 --> 00:28:04,234 OH, MY GOD, HOLLY, I'M SO, SO, SO--I'M SO SORRY. 761 00:28:04,372 --> 00:28:07,030 I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT-- - OH, MY GOD. 762 00:28:07,168 --> 00:28:08,790 - I THOUGHT YOU WERE, LIKE, GIVING ME THIS SIGN. 763 00:28:08,928 --> 00:28:09,895 - NO. 764 00:28:10,033 --> 00:28:11,793 I GOT TO GO. - WAIT, DREW-- 765 00:28:11,931 --> 00:28:13,692 - HOLLY, I CAN'T GO. THIS IS MY HOUSE. 766 00:28:13,830 --> 00:28:15,486 CAN YOU JUST GO? - DREW, I'M SO SORRY. 767 00:28:15,624 --> 00:28:17,005 I LIKE YOU. NO, I DO. 768 00:28:17,143 --> 00:28:18,455 - YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY THIS. - YOU'RE SMART. 769 00:28:18,593 --> 00:28:20,077 - SERIOUSLY, JUST PLEASE GO. 770 00:28:20,215 --> 00:28:21,630 - I THOUGHT WE WERE JUST DOING-- - WILL YOU PLEASE GO? 771 00:28:21,769 --> 00:28:23,563 - ♪ SO WHY SHOULD I PRETEND? ♪ 772 00:28:23,702 --> 00:28:27,153 ♪ I LOSE IN THE END ♪ 773 00:28:27,291 --> 00:28:29,742 ♪ I'M A FOOL TO CARE ♪ 774 00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:31,537 [door closes] 775 00:28:31,675 --> 00:28:33,090 - [sighs] 776 00:28:36,991 --> 00:28:38,337 - OKAY, EVERYBODY, NOW, YOU READY? 777 00:28:38,475 --> 00:28:41,409 THIS LAST ONE IS REALLY SPECIAL. 778 00:28:41,547 --> 00:28:46,103 IT'S AN EAGLE SILVER DOLLAR MINTED IN 1796. 779 00:28:46,241 --> 00:28:49,797 THAT'S OVER 200 YEARS AGO. 780 00:28:49,935 --> 00:28:50,936 - CAN WE TOUCH IT? 781 00:28:51,074 --> 00:28:52,454 - SORRY. SORRY. 782 00:28:52,592 --> 00:28:53,628 YOUR FINGERS MIGHT MESS IT UP. 783 00:28:53,766 --> 00:28:55,319 IT'S WORTH OVER $30,000. 784 00:28:55,457 --> 00:28:57,874 - WHY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH, MR. FITTS. 785 00:28:58,012 --> 00:28:59,461 WASN'T THAT GREAT, EVERYBODY? 786 00:28:59,599 --> 00:29:02,223 THANK YOU, MR. FITTS. [cheers and applause] 787 00:29:02,361 --> 00:29:03,603 THANK YOU. 788 00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:07,331 THE NEXT PRESENTATION IS BY SYDNEY'S FATHER. 789 00:29:07,469 --> 00:29:09,437 CAN WE SAY, "GOOD AFTERNOON, MR. GRAHAM"? 790 00:29:09,575 --> 00:29:13,613 all: GOOD AFTERNOON, MR. GRAHAM. 791 00:29:13,752 --> 00:29:16,547 - HI. GOOD AFTERNOON, GUYS. 792 00:29:16,685 --> 00:29:18,791 - WHAT'S IN THE BOX? 793 00:29:18,929 --> 00:29:20,448 - LET ME ASK YOU THIS. 794 00:29:20,586 --> 00:29:25,073 DO YOU GUYS LIKE WOOD? 795 00:29:30,251 --> 00:29:31,355 - HOW ABOUT THESE PANTS? 796 00:29:31,493 --> 00:29:33,944 - NO, I LIKE THESE CLOTHES THAT I HAVE. 797 00:29:34,082 --> 00:29:35,428 - IF YOU TRY THESE ON, 798 00:29:35,566 --> 00:29:37,258 I'LL GIVE YOU A STICKER. - ONE PAIR. 799 00:29:37,396 --> 00:29:39,363 ONE PAIR. 800 00:29:39,501 --> 00:29:41,055 JUST ONE. 801 00:29:41,193 --> 00:29:42,884 - IT'S WORKING. - HEY, UNCLE CROSBY. 802 00:29:43,022 --> 00:29:44,368 - HEY. - IT'S FRUSTRATING. 803 00:29:44,506 --> 00:29:46,232 - I'M JUST, UH, HERE TO GET MY LAUNDRY. 804 00:29:46,370 --> 00:29:48,234 - OH, AND, MOM, BY "ONE PAIR," 805 00:29:48,372 --> 00:29:50,547 I MEAN YOU ONLY GET ONE PAIR PER STICKER. 806 00:29:50,685 --> 00:29:52,100 - I UNDERSTAND THAT. 807 00:29:52,238 --> 00:29:53,481 - SO IF YOU WANT ME TO TRY ON ANOTHER PAIR, 808 00:29:53,619 --> 00:29:55,448 YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME ANOTHER STICKER. 809 00:29:55,586 --> 00:29:58,244 - HEY, UM... 810 00:29:58,382 --> 00:30:00,557 I WANTED TO SAY SORRY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED 811 00:30:00,695 --> 00:30:01,834 THE OTHER DAY. 812 00:30:01,972 --> 00:30:04,561 THAT WAS NOT MY FINEST PARENTING HOUR. 813 00:30:04,699 --> 00:30:05,873 - IT'S OKAY. 814 00:30:06,011 --> 00:30:07,288 I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD APOLOGIZE. 815 00:30:07,426 --> 00:30:08,979 I SHOULDN'T HAVE TOLD KRISTINA. I'M SORRY. 816 00:30:09,117 --> 00:30:11,568 SHE SORT OF GOT IT OUT OF ME, YOU KNOW? 817 00:30:11,706 --> 00:30:13,984 - SHE'S LIKE A COLD WAR INTERROGATOR, YEAH. 818 00:30:14,122 --> 00:30:15,779 - [laughs] 819 00:30:15,917 --> 00:30:19,507 - UM, HEY, CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? 820 00:30:19,645 --> 00:30:22,268 - SURE. 821 00:30:22,406 --> 00:30:25,375 - DO YOU THINK I'M HALF-ASSING MY GIG AS A DAD 822 00:30:25,513 --> 00:30:27,895 IF I LET JABBAR LIVE AT HIS GRANDMA'S? 823 00:30:30,656 --> 00:30:32,175 - I DON'T KNOW. WHAT DO YOU THINK? 824 00:30:32,313 --> 00:30:35,316 - HMM. IS THAT LIKE A WEIRD THERAPY TRICK, 825 00:30:35,454 --> 00:30:36,765 WHERE YOU ANSWER A QUESTION WITH A QUESTION? 826 00:30:36,904 --> 00:30:39,113 - KIND OF SORT OF. 827 00:30:39,251 --> 00:30:40,562 AND IF YOU'RE GOOD, YOU MIGHT GET A STICKER. 828 00:30:40,700 --> 00:30:44,463 - [sighs] 829 00:30:44,601 --> 00:30:46,430 I DON'T KNOW. 830 00:30:46,568 --> 00:30:48,363 LOOK, I WANT WHAT'S BEST FOR JABBAR, 831 00:30:48,501 --> 00:30:50,400 AND HE LOVES RENEE, AND, YOU KNOW, 832 00:30:50,538 --> 00:30:52,678 SHE'S REALLY GOOD AT TAKING CARE OF HIM. 833 00:30:52,816 --> 00:30:55,474 AND IT'S WHAT JASMINE WANTS, 834 00:30:55,612 --> 00:30:58,028 BUT... 835 00:30:58,166 --> 00:30:59,616 I DON'T KNOW. 836 00:30:59,754 --> 00:31:01,894 - IT DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT. 837 00:31:02,032 --> 00:31:03,447 - YEAH, EXACTLY. 838 00:31:03,585 --> 00:31:07,762 I MEAN, I LOVE HIM TO DEATH, SO, YOU KNOW, 839 00:31:07,900 --> 00:31:12,456 MAYBE I SHOULD JUST STEP UP AND TAKE ON THE WHOLE ENCHILADA. 840 00:31:12,594 --> 00:31:14,942 - OKAY, SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 841 00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:16,978 - WELL, THE PROBLEM IS-- 842 00:31:17,116 --> 00:31:19,049 AND I HOPE THIS DOESN'T SHOCK YOU... 843 00:31:19,187 --> 00:31:20,706 [whispering] BUT I'M A BIT OF A SCREW-UP. 844 00:31:20,844 --> 00:31:23,260 AND TO BE TOTALLY HONEST, 845 00:31:23,398 --> 00:31:24,848 I KIND OF LIKE MY FREEDOM. 846 00:31:24,986 --> 00:31:27,816 THEN I THINK, "MAN, HOW SELFISH. 847 00:31:27,955 --> 00:31:30,509 WHAT KIND OF DAD DOESN'T WANT TO BE WITH HIS KID ALL THE TIME?" 848 00:31:30,647 --> 00:31:33,063 THEN I GO, "OH, MAYBE THE KIND THAT WILL FALL ASLEEP 849 00:31:33,201 --> 00:31:35,203 "WHILE HE'S SWIMMING OR FORGET TO PICK HIM UP 850 00:31:35,341 --> 00:31:36,860 "AT SOCCER PRACTICE OR, YOU KNOW, FEEDS HIM 851 00:31:36,998 --> 00:31:39,104 THE WRONG TYPE OF LACTAID--" 852 00:31:39,242 --> 00:31:40,312 - CROSBY? - YEAH. 853 00:31:40,450 --> 00:31:41,934 I KNOW. I'M ALL OVER THE PLACE. 854 00:31:42,072 --> 00:31:44,454 - NO, I JUST-- 855 00:31:44,592 --> 00:31:47,560 I THINK YOU'D BE A GREAT FULL-TIME DAD. 856 00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:52,324 - FOR REAL? - MM-HMM. 857 00:31:52,462 --> 00:31:56,328 - THANK YOU. - YOU'RE WELCOME. 858 00:31:56,466 --> 00:31:59,365 - NO WAY. WHO DID THIS? 859 00:31:59,503 --> 00:32:01,712 WAS THAT YOU? THAT IS SUPER COOL. 860 00:32:01,850 --> 00:32:03,059 - WHAT IS IT? 861 00:32:03,197 --> 00:32:04,301 - MORE PAPER? OKAY, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 862 00:32:04,439 --> 00:32:05,958 OH, THAT'S COOL, GUYS. 863 00:32:06,096 --> 00:32:08,650 HEY, IS THIS GOING ON THE FRONT OF THAT? 864 00:32:08,788 --> 00:32:11,964 - YEAH. - YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CAN DO? 865 00:32:12,102 --> 00:32:13,759 YOU GUYS NEEDS MORE? 866 00:32:13,897 --> 00:32:15,657 OKAY. 867 00:32:15,795 --> 00:32:17,625 - OKAY, BRILLIANT. 868 00:32:17,763 --> 00:32:18,971 ARE YOU FREE NEXT WEEK? 869 00:32:19,109 --> 00:32:20,524 - OH, YEAH. 870 00:32:20,662 --> 00:32:22,423 THEY'RE KIND OF INTO IT, RIGHT? - OH, GOD, YEAH. 871 00:32:22,561 --> 00:32:23,734 YEAH. 872 00:32:23,872 --> 00:32:25,184 - I'M MAKING THE HAMSTER. 873 00:32:25,322 --> 00:32:26,772 HIS NAME IS ERNIE. 874 00:32:26,910 --> 00:32:29,706 - THAT'S A GOOD NAME. - YOUR DAD IS AWESOME. 875 00:32:29,844 --> 00:32:31,363 - I KNOW. 876 00:32:34,987 --> 00:32:37,196 - HONEY, I NEED YOU TO PUT DOWN THE GAME AND EAT. 877 00:32:37,334 --> 00:32:39,198 - I CAN'T. PEAS GOT ON THE MACARONI. 878 00:32:39,336 --> 00:32:40,510 - UGH, BABE, IT'S FINE. 879 00:32:40,648 --> 00:32:41,718 YOU NEED TO EAT YOUR SUPPER. - NO, IT'S NOT! 880 00:32:41,856 --> 00:32:43,030 PEAS GOT ON THE MACARONI. 881 00:32:43,168 --> 00:32:44,583 I JUST TOLD YOU IT'S NOT FINE. 882 00:32:44,721 --> 00:32:45,860 - WHERE'S YOUR FATHER? 883 00:32:45,998 --> 00:32:47,206 - HE'S PROBABLY WORKING. 884 00:32:47,344 --> 00:32:49,070 HE SAID HE HAS TO DO COST REPORTS. 885 00:32:49,208 --> 00:32:51,210 - HEY, MOM, CAN I-- WHAT? WAIT. 886 00:32:51,348 --> 00:32:52,315 WHAT ARE YOU-- - DO YOU LIKE MY DRESS? 887 00:32:52,453 --> 00:32:53,764 OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? I WANTED TO TALK 888 00:32:53,902 --> 00:32:55,490 TO YOU ABOUT YOUR SPEECH. I THINK YOU SHOULD ADD IN 889 00:32:55,628 --> 00:32:56,767 THAT YOU WERE ROOM REP IN EIGHTH GRADE. 890 00:32:56,905 --> 00:32:58,562 I THINK IT'S A PHENOMENAL IDEA. 891 00:32:58,700 --> 00:33:00,116 - UH-HUH. RIGHT. 892 00:33:00,254 --> 00:33:01,565 THAT JUST WOULDN'T REALLY FIT INTO MY SPEECH. 893 00:33:01,703 --> 00:33:03,464 - YES, IT WOULD. 894 00:33:03,602 --> 00:33:06,156 - RIGHT, WELL, AUNT SARAH AND I REPLACED THAT PART WITH A JOKE. 895 00:33:06,294 --> 00:33:07,502 - WHAT'D YOU SAY? 896 00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:09,297 - UM, NOTHING. IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. 897 00:33:09,435 --> 00:33:10,540 - AUNT SARAH? - IT WAS JUST FUNNIER THAT WAY. 898 00:33:10,678 --> 00:33:12,991 [car horn honks] - HONEY, THE SPEECH WAS PERFECT. 899 00:33:13,129 --> 00:33:14,578 - I HAVE TO GO. - WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 900 00:33:14,716 --> 00:33:16,511 - UH, A BASKETBALL GAME, AND THEY'RE ANNOUNCING 901 00:33:16,649 --> 00:33:17,754 THE CANDIDATES, AND IT'S REQUIRED. 902 00:33:17,892 --> 00:33:19,307 OTHERWISE--I DIDN'T KNOW. 903 00:33:19,445 --> 00:33:20,619 - YOU'RE NOT GOING BECAUSE YOU'RE BABYSITTING. 904 00:33:20,757 --> 00:33:22,207 - NO, I HAVE TO GO. - THAT'S WHY I'M ALL DRESSED UP. 905 00:33:22,345 --> 00:33:23,656 - NO, I CAN STAY BY MYSELF. 906 00:33:23,794 --> 00:33:26,314 - THERE'S SOMEONE HONKING IN THE DRIVEWAY. 907 00:33:26,452 --> 00:33:28,420 HEY, WHY IS OUR BABYSITTER HEADING OUT THE FRONT DOOR? 908 00:33:28,558 --> 00:33:29,559 HADDIE! - BECAUSE THEY'RE ANNOUNCING HER 909 00:33:29,697 --> 00:33:31,181 AT HALFTIME WITH THE CANDIDATES. 910 00:33:31,319 --> 00:33:32,769 I DON'T KNOW. I TOLD HER SHE HAD TO DO IT, 911 00:33:32,907 --> 00:33:33,770 AND SHE'S A SNOT. 912 00:33:33,908 --> 00:33:35,289 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 913 00:33:35,427 --> 00:33:36,428 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WE'RE NOT GOING OUT, HONEY. 914 00:33:36,566 --> 00:33:37,636 THIS IS TOO HARD. - NO. NO, NO, NO, NO. 915 00:33:37,774 --> 00:33:38,947 WE ARE GOING OUT. 916 00:33:39,086 --> 00:33:40,432 - OKAY, WHO'S GONNA BABY-SIT? 917 00:33:40,570 --> 00:33:42,261 - FIRST OF ALL, YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. 918 00:33:42,399 --> 00:33:44,367 I AM GOING TO CALL MY MOM AND DAD. 919 00:33:44,505 --> 00:33:46,438 - WELL, THANK YOU. YOUR DAD AND YOUR MOM? 920 00:33:46,576 --> 00:33:48,578 YOUR DAD TAKES, LIKE, FOUR HOURS TO LEAVE THE HOUSE. 921 00:33:48,716 --> 00:33:51,374 - I WILL TELL THEM TO HURRY. WE ARE GOING OUT. 922 00:33:52,616 --> 00:33:53,755 - OKAY. 923 00:33:53,893 --> 00:33:56,206 IT'S NOT BASTIDE, BUT IT'S SOMETHING. 924 00:33:56,344 --> 00:33:57,656 - I KNOW, BUT WE'RE HERE. 925 00:33:57,794 --> 00:33:59,140 EVERYBODY LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE HAVING A GOOD TIME. 926 00:33:59,278 --> 00:34:00,348 IT'S KITSCHY, IT'S FUN. - IT'S GOOD. 927 00:34:00,486 --> 00:34:01,867 I JUST WANTED EVERYTHING TO BE PERFECT. 928 00:34:02,005 --> 00:34:03,903 - IT IS PERFECT, OKAY? 929 00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:06,320 WE'RE ALONE. WE'RE TOGETHER. YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. 930 00:34:06,458 --> 00:34:08,046 - BRAVERMAN? PARTY OF TWO? 931 00:34:08,184 --> 00:34:10,048 - RIGHT HERE. - THAT'S US. 932 00:34:10,186 --> 00:34:11,911 THAT'S CUTE. 933 00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:15,570 - WELCOME TO THE SWANKY CRAB. 934 00:34:15,708 --> 00:34:17,020 - STANKY CRAB. 935 00:34:17,158 --> 00:34:21,197 [children shouting] 936 00:34:21,335 --> 00:34:22,646 OH, MY GOD. - WHAT? 937 00:34:22,784 --> 00:34:25,856 - NOTHING. - WAIT, WAIT, WHOA. 938 00:34:27,824 --> 00:34:29,205 - HEY. - ADAM. 939 00:34:29,343 --> 00:34:30,620 - WHAT'S UP, MIKE? 940 00:34:30,758 --> 00:34:32,208 - ADAM. LOOK IT, KRISTINA. 941 00:34:32,346 --> 00:34:34,486 IT'S MIKE FROM WORK. - HOW'S IT GOING, MIKE? 942 00:34:34,624 --> 00:34:36,591 - WHAT'S UP, BOSS MAN? - HELLO. 943 00:34:36,729 --> 00:34:38,455 - SO WE WERE-- THAT'S SO CRAZY. 944 00:34:38,593 --> 00:34:40,043 WE WERE JUST ABOUT TO ORDER 945 00:34:40,181 --> 00:34:42,114 RIGHT HERE AT THIS TABLE. 946 00:34:42,252 --> 00:34:45,013 - SHOULD I SET YOUR PLACES OVER HERE? 947 00:34:45,152 --> 00:34:47,119 - YEAH, SURE. 948 00:34:47,257 --> 00:34:50,122 OF COURSE. 949 00:34:50,260 --> 00:34:51,537 YEAH, GREAT. 950 00:34:54,575 --> 00:34:57,060 MORNING. 951 00:34:57,198 --> 00:34:59,373 - MY SWEET ANGEL, HOW ARE YA? 952 00:34:59,511 --> 00:35:01,547 - GOOD, DAD. MORNING, MOM. 953 00:35:01,685 --> 00:35:02,652 MORNING, DREW. 954 00:35:02,790 --> 00:35:04,447 - MORNING, SWEETIE. 955 00:35:04,585 --> 00:35:07,795 - WHOO! LOOK AT THAT SHIRT. 956 00:35:07,933 --> 00:35:08,968 YOU NEVER WEAR THAT. 957 00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:11,385 IS IT SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR SOMEONE SPECIAL? 958 00:35:11,523 --> 00:35:15,975 - UM, UH, NO, MOM, IT'S NOT. 959 00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:17,115 - HONEY. 960 00:35:17,253 --> 00:35:19,324 [door opens, closes] 961 00:35:19,462 --> 00:35:20,980 DREW, HONEY. 962 00:35:21,119 --> 00:35:23,880 DREW. - OH, MY GOD, MOM, WHAT? 963 00:35:24,018 --> 00:35:25,261 - WELL, TALK TO ME, OKAY? 964 00:35:25,399 --> 00:35:27,021 DON'T JUST LEAVE. - LOOK... 965 00:35:27,159 --> 00:35:28,264 - WHAT'S WRONG? 966 00:35:28,402 --> 00:35:29,989 - EVERYTHING, OKAY, MOM? 967 00:35:30,128 --> 00:35:31,681 YOUR ADVICE, HOLLY-- SHE-- 968 00:35:31,819 --> 00:35:33,269 I TRIED TO KISS HER, OKAY? 969 00:35:33,407 --> 00:35:34,615 AND SHE TOTALLY REJECTED ME. 970 00:35:34,753 --> 00:35:36,582 NOW SHE HATES ME. - OH, HONEY, I'M SORRY. 971 00:35:36,720 --> 00:35:38,308 - LOOK, I DON'T CARE, MOM, IF YOU'RE SORRY, 972 00:35:38,446 --> 00:35:41,208 HONESTLY, BECAUSE, LOOK, I'VE TOLD YOU 973 00:35:41,346 --> 00:35:42,519 I DON'T WANT YOUR ADVICE. 974 00:35:42,657 --> 00:35:43,727 I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY TIMES 975 00:35:43,865 --> 00:35:45,384 I'VE TOLD YOU THAT, AND YOU JUST KEEP 976 00:35:45,522 --> 00:35:47,593 TELLING ME THINGS, AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT. 977 00:35:47,731 --> 00:35:49,388 - WELL, I'M YOUR MOTHER. I WAS TRYING TO HELP. 978 00:35:49,526 --> 00:35:51,804 - LOOK, I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE TRYING TO HELP, OKAY? 979 00:35:51,942 --> 00:35:54,359 YOU KNOW, YOU MESSED THIS UP. WHAT I NEED'S MY DAD. 980 00:35:54,497 --> 00:35:56,499 AND YOU SCREWED THAT UP FOR ME. 981 00:35:56,637 --> 00:35:59,674 I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP, OKAY? 982 00:36:11,238 --> 00:36:13,792 [knocking at door] 983 00:36:13,930 --> 00:36:15,380 - HEY. 984 00:36:15,518 --> 00:36:16,898 DAD'S GONNA LAUNCH THE ROCKET. 985 00:36:17,036 --> 00:36:21,627 WE MIGHT NEED YOU TO CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT. 986 00:36:35,538 --> 00:36:39,231 JIMMY KOOP ASKED ME TO THE EIGHTH-GRADE DANCE. 987 00:36:39,369 --> 00:36:41,820 HE WAS REALLY SMART... 988 00:36:41,958 --> 00:36:43,684 SKINNY, LIKE YOU. 989 00:36:43,822 --> 00:36:46,307 I WAS SO EXCITED. 990 00:36:46,445 --> 00:36:47,653 HE SAID HE'D MEET ME THERE. 991 00:36:47,791 --> 00:36:51,001 AND I STOOD OUT IN FRONT OF THE GYM... 992 00:36:51,139 --> 00:36:53,418 AND WAITED. 993 00:36:55,213 --> 00:36:56,144 AND I WAITED. 994 00:36:56,283 --> 00:36:58,526 AND I WAITED. 995 00:36:58,664 --> 00:37:02,254 AND HE NEVER SHOWED UP. 996 00:37:04,567 --> 00:37:07,294 WHEN DAD CAME TO PICK ME UP, I WAS CRYING AND CRYING. 997 00:37:07,432 --> 00:37:11,125 AND HE SAID... 998 00:37:11,263 --> 00:37:15,578 "SWEETHEART, BOYS ARE LIKE BUSES. 999 00:37:15,716 --> 00:37:18,857 IF YOU MISS ONE, THERE'S ANOTHER ONE COMING." 1000 00:37:26,382 --> 00:37:29,419 - HEY, MOM... 1001 00:37:29,557 --> 00:37:30,972 I KNOW IT WASN'T YOUR FAULT DAD LEFT. 1002 00:37:31,110 --> 00:37:32,526 I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT. 1003 00:37:34,942 --> 00:37:38,428 - IT'S OKAY, SWEETHEART. 1004 00:37:38,566 --> 00:37:41,638 I MISS HIM SOMETIMES TOO. 1005 00:37:54,513 --> 00:37:57,102 - IS YOUR FOOT GETTING BIGGER? 1006 00:37:57,240 --> 00:37:59,207 - NO, NO, I ALREADY KNOW HOW TO TIE MY SHOES. 1007 00:37:59,346 --> 00:38:00,657 - OH, YOU WANT TO TIE IT? 1008 00:38:00,795 --> 00:38:03,867 - YEAH. - ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE IT. 1009 00:38:04,005 --> 00:38:06,249 - ♪ I MUST HAVE BEEN SLEEPING ♪ 1010 00:38:06,387 --> 00:38:09,494 - HELLO. - OH, MY GOD. 1011 00:38:09,632 --> 00:38:10,909 - MOMMY'S HOME. 1012 00:38:11,047 --> 00:38:12,220 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? - HEY! 1013 00:38:12,359 --> 00:38:14,222 - YA-YA-YA-YA-YA. 1014 00:38:14,361 --> 00:38:15,396 - I MISSED YOU. 1015 00:38:15,534 --> 00:38:17,778 - OH, MY GOD. - HEY. 1016 00:38:17,916 --> 00:38:19,055 [laughs] 1017 00:38:19,193 --> 00:38:20,228 - YOU'RE SUPPOSED-- AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED 1018 00:38:20,367 --> 00:38:21,575 TO BE IN HOLLAND? 1019 00:38:21,713 --> 00:38:23,473 - IN BRUSSELS. - IN BRUSSELS. 1020 00:38:23,611 --> 00:38:25,372 - YEAH. - IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT? 1021 00:38:25,510 --> 00:38:27,891 - UM, WELL, I... 1022 00:38:28,029 --> 00:38:29,203 - DID YOU GET IN A FIGHT WITH SOMEBODY? 1023 00:38:29,341 --> 00:38:31,274 - NO. 1024 00:38:31,412 --> 00:38:33,380 I LEFT THE COMPANY. 1025 00:38:33,518 --> 00:38:35,243 - REALLY? - YEAH. 1026 00:38:35,382 --> 00:38:37,418 - HOW COME? 1027 00:38:37,556 --> 00:38:39,593 - WELL, YOU KNOW, I JUST ALWAYS THOUGHT 1028 00:38:39,731 --> 00:38:41,733 THAT IT WAS EVERYTHING THAT I WANTED, 1029 00:38:41,871 --> 00:38:44,770 AND FOR TWO HOURS EVERY NIGHT DURING PERFORMANCES, 1030 00:38:44,908 --> 00:38:46,669 IT WAS AMAZING, AND IT WAS WONDERFUL. 1031 00:38:46,807 --> 00:38:49,430 BUT THE REST OF THE TIME WAS LIVING OUT OF SUITCASES 1032 00:38:49,568 --> 00:38:51,259 AND FEELING SAD AND LONELY 1033 00:38:51,398 --> 00:38:52,985 AND MISSING MY FAMILY. 1034 00:38:53,123 --> 00:38:54,642 - YOU MISSED YOUR FAMILY? 1035 00:38:54,780 --> 00:38:56,575 - A LOT. - MISSING ME? 1036 00:38:56,713 --> 00:38:59,129 - YEAH, YOU. [giggles] 1037 00:38:59,267 --> 00:39:00,234 - WE MISSED YOU. 1038 00:39:00,372 --> 00:39:01,546 MMM. 1039 00:39:01,684 --> 00:39:03,617 - SO... - MMM. 1040 00:39:03,755 --> 00:39:06,378 - I MADE MY DECISION. HERE I AM. 1041 00:39:06,516 --> 00:39:09,554 - WAIT A MINUTE. YOU'RE HEREHERE. 1042 00:39:09,692 --> 00:39:11,452 YOU'RE NOT GOING BACK TO-- YOU'RE HERE FOR GOOD? 1043 00:39:11,590 --> 00:39:13,005 - YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING. 1044 00:39:13,143 --> 00:39:14,490 - WHAT? - [laughs] 1045 00:39:14,628 --> 00:39:17,493 - MMM. MMM. 1046 00:39:17,631 --> 00:39:19,598 OH, YES. - SO WHAT'S UP? 1047 00:39:19,736 --> 00:39:21,289 YOU GUYS GOING SOMEWHERE? WHAT'S GOING ON? 1048 00:39:21,428 --> 00:39:23,464 - GRANDPA'S HAVING A BIG PARTY. 1049 00:39:23,602 --> 00:39:25,432 - OH, HE IS, IS HE? 1050 00:39:25,570 --> 00:39:28,124 - IT'S, UH, LIKE, A FAMILY THING FOR HADDIE. 1051 00:39:28,262 --> 00:39:30,816 SHE WON STUDENT-COUNCIL PRESIDENT OR SOMETHING. 1052 00:39:30,954 --> 00:39:32,439 - GOOD FOR HER. WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? 1053 00:39:32,577 --> 00:39:34,130 LET'S GET YOUR SHOES ON. - MOM, I LEARNED 1054 00:39:34,268 --> 00:39:35,545 HOW TO TIE MY SHOES. 1055 00:39:35,683 --> 00:39:36,995 - YOU TAUGHT HIM HOW TO TIE HIS SHOES? 1056 00:39:37,133 --> 00:39:38,341 - YEAH, WHATEVER. 1057 00:39:38,479 --> 00:39:39,584 WE KNOW HOW TO TIE OUR SHOES NOW-- 1058 00:39:39,722 --> 00:39:41,586 NO BIG DEAL. 1059 00:39:41,724 --> 00:39:44,623 - COME HERE. GET UP HERE. 1060 00:39:44,761 --> 00:39:47,730 - WE LIKE YOU. WE'RE HAPPY YOU'RE HOME. 1061 00:39:47,868 --> 00:39:51,423 - MMM. 1062 00:39:51,561 --> 00:39:54,288 - "AND I WILL MAKE YOUR IDEAS HAPPEN, 1063 00:39:54,426 --> 00:39:56,601 "STARTING WITH REMOVING THE BAN ON FREAK DANCING 1064 00:39:56,739 --> 00:39:59,535 "AND GETTING BETTER FOOD IN THE SNACK SHACK. 1065 00:39:59,673 --> 00:40:01,675 "ANYWAYS, VOTE FOR ME. I'M HADDIE BRAVERMAN. 1066 00:40:01,813 --> 00:40:03,055 "I WANT TO BE YOUR PRESIDENT. 1067 00:40:03,193 --> 00:40:04,471 SI, SE PUEDE." 1068 00:40:04,609 --> 00:40:06,162 AND THEN I THREW CANDY INTO THE AUDIENCE. 1069 00:40:06,300 --> 00:40:07,577 - GO, HADDIE! 1070 00:40:07,715 --> 00:40:09,199 - THAT'S VERY GOOD. DID YOU WRITE THAT? 1071 00:40:09,337 --> 00:40:12,099 - UH, YEAH, YEAH, LIKE, FIVE MINUTES BEFORE. 1072 00:40:12,237 --> 00:40:13,997 I WAS JUST STRESSED OUT. 1073 00:40:14,135 --> 00:40:15,827 - IT'S OKAY. 1074 00:40:15,965 --> 00:40:17,484 - HADDIE, I AM VERY PROUD OF YOU, NOT JUST BECAUSE YOU WON, 1075 00:40:17,622 --> 00:40:19,382 BUT BECAUSE OF HOW YOU CONDUCTED YOURSELF. 1076 00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:21,211 ALL RIGHT, MOSTLY BECAUSE YOU WON. 1077 00:40:21,349 --> 00:40:22,454 CONGRATULATIONS. 1078 00:40:22,592 --> 00:40:24,318 - CHEERS. THERE YOU GO. 1079 00:40:24,456 --> 00:40:25,388 HEAR, HEAR. 1080 00:40:25,526 --> 00:40:26,562 - I FORGOT THE CAKE AT PRIMOS. 1081 00:40:26,700 --> 00:40:27,908 - YOU DID? - I DIDN'T PICK IT UP. 1082 00:40:28,046 --> 00:40:29,841 - DADDY, HELP HER. - WE CAN'T HAVE A CELEBRATION 1083 00:40:29,979 --> 00:40:31,429 WITHOUT A CAKE. - HADDIE, I FORGOT THE CAKE. 1084 00:40:31,567 --> 00:40:32,913 - WE'RE GONNA GO GET YOUR CAKE. 1085 00:40:33,051 --> 00:40:34,639 WE GOT TO GO TO PRIMOS. MOM FORGOT THE CAKE. 1086 00:40:37,055 --> 00:40:39,644 - ♪ IN A TIME WHEN YOUR WORD WAS TRUE ♪ 1087 00:40:39,782 --> 00:40:41,335 - HONEY, YOU MISSED THE TURN. 1088 00:40:41,473 --> 00:40:43,889 - I KNOW. 1089 00:40:47,755 --> 00:40:49,723 - ♪ YOU GAVE YOUR HEART TO THE ONES ♪ 1090 00:40:49,861 --> 00:40:52,173 [tires screeching, horn honking] 1091 00:40:52,311 --> 00:40:56,764 ♪ ♪ 1092 00:40:56,902 --> 00:41:00,388 ♪ YOU GAVE THE HEART WHAT IT WANTED MORE ♪ 1093 00:41:00,527 --> 00:41:02,805 ♪ ♪ 1094 00:41:02,943 --> 00:41:06,636 all: 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 1095 00:41:06,774 --> 00:41:10,122 4, 3, 2, 1. 1096 00:41:10,260 --> 00:41:13,229 [all screaming] 1097 00:41:13,367 --> 00:41:15,990 [cheers and applause] 1098 00:41:16,128 --> 00:41:18,683 ♪ ♪ 1099 00:41:18,821 --> 00:41:20,581 - ♪ MAYBE TIME WILL ERASE ♪ 1100 00:41:20,719 --> 00:41:23,239 ♪ SOMETHING ♪ 1101 00:41:23,377 --> 00:41:29,970 ♪ ♪ 1102 00:41:30,108 --> 00:41:35,113 ♪ YOU RAN AWAY WITH A LOVE THAT CONQUERED ♪ 1103 00:41:35,251 --> 00:41:37,564 ♪ ♪ 1104 00:41:37,702 --> 00:41:39,462 ♪ TOO LONG IN THE SHADOWS ♪ 1105 00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:44,018 ♪ TOO LONG IN THE DUST ♪ 1106 00:41:44,156 --> 00:41:47,263 ♪ ♪ 1107 00:41:47,401 --> 00:41:49,541 ♪ GIVE YOURSELF TO A LOVE THAT CONQUERS ♪