1 00:00:11,839 --> 00:00:13,461 - [gasps] 2 00:00:13,496 --> 00:00:15,498 CRAP. 3 00:00:16,809 --> 00:00:18,432 OOH--UGH! 4 00:00:18,466 --> 00:00:19,847 - MORNING! - GOOD MORNING. 5 00:00:19,881 --> 00:00:21,814 - HEY. - ADAM, I GOT TO TALK TO YOU. 6 00:00:21,849 --> 00:00:22,712 - I'M LATE--YEAH. 7 00:00:22,746 --> 00:00:25,232 - LATE FOR WORK. YOU'RE A BROKEN RECORD. 8 00:00:25,266 --> 00:00:26,992 BUT YOU TWO ARE STILL FAMILY. YOU WANT TO HEAR SOME NEWS? 9 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:28,787 - YEAH. DO YOU WANT SOME HORCHATA? 10 00:00:28,821 --> 00:00:30,547 - YES, I WOULD LOVE SOME. 11 00:00:30,582 --> 00:00:32,446 SO MUCH HOSPITALITY FROM YOUR DAUGHTER. 12 00:00:32,480 --> 00:00:33,999 WHERE WOULD SHE HAVE LEARNED THAT FROM? 13 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:35,138 - YOU KNOW, THAT YOU WOULD BE LECTURING 14 00:00:35,173 --> 00:00:37,175 ON SOCIAL CONVENTIONS IS A LAUGH. 15 00:00:37,209 --> 00:00:38,038 - AFTER KILLING MYSELF ALL SUMMER 16 00:00:38,072 --> 00:00:39,867 FLYING BACK AND FORTH TO NEW YORK, 17 00:00:39,901 --> 00:00:42,697 JASMINE AND JABBAR ARE VISITING ME. 18 00:00:42,732 --> 00:00:44,182 - THAT'S GREAT. - WOW, COOL. 19 00:00:44,216 --> 00:00:45,562 - WHEN DOES THAT HAPPEN? - FRIDAY. 20 00:00:45,597 --> 00:00:48,393 - CROSBY, JABBAR'S COMING. - HE IS. 21 00:00:48,427 --> 00:00:51,154 - THAT'S SO COOL. CAN I HAVE A PLAYDATE WITH HIM? 22 00:00:51,189 --> 00:00:52,121 - YES. - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH... 23 00:00:52,155 --> 00:00:54,295 - I'M EXCITED TOO. - I KNOW. I'M ON FIRE. 24 00:00:54,330 --> 00:00:56,573 - LET'S CELEBRATE. HOW ABOUT A HUG? 25 00:00:56,608 --> 00:00:57,609 YOU WANT TO... 26 00:00:57,643 --> 00:01:02,717 YOU...ODDLY BEAUTIFUL STRANGER IN THE KITCHEN? 27 00:01:02,752 --> 00:01:03,925 - THIS IS GABY. 28 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:05,720 - OH, FAMOUS GABY. 29 00:01:05,755 --> 00:01:06,687 - OH, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. 30 00:01:06,721 --> 00:01:08,447 - OH, I'LL--I'LL HELP YOU. IT'S SOCIAL. 31 00:01:08,482 --> 00:01:10,518 I CAN GET A STICKER. - OH, OKAY. 32 00:01:10,553 --> 00:01:12,141 I DON'T WANT TO PASS THAT UP. 33 00:01:12,175 --> 00:01:13,349 UM, IT'S KIND OF WEIRD 34 00:01:13,383 --> 00:01:14,867 THAT WE HAVEN'T MET YET, DON'T YOU THINK? 35 00:01:14,902 --> 00:01:17,629 - CROSBY, CROSBY, CROSBY, CROSBY, CROSBY, SIT DOWN. 36 00:01:17,663 --> 00:01:20,459 MAYBE--MAYBE JABBAR COULD EVEN, YOU KNOW, HAVE A SLEEPOVER. 37 00:01:20,494 --> 00:01:21,426 - ARE YOU GOOD AT SLEEPOVERS? 38 00:01:21,460 --> 00:01:23,531 - I'VE NEVER-- I'VE NEVER HAD ONE BEFORE, 39 00:01:23,566 --> 00:01:26,534 BUT IT'S--IT'S PROBABLY WORTH A LOT OF STICKERS, 40 00:01:26,569 --> 00:01:28,536 BE--BECAUSE IT'S EXTREMELY SOCIAL, RIGHT? 41 00:01:28,571 --> 00:01:30,193 - YEAH, IT IS EXTREMELY SOCIAL. 42 00:01:30,228 --> 00:01:31,539 - YES! OKAY, OKAY. 43 00:01:31,574 --> 00:01:33,369 - ALL RIGHT, THEN. [telephone ringing] 44 00:01:33,403 --> 00:01:34,749 - SEVEN LETTERS. - MOISTEN. 45 00:01:34,784 --> 00:01:35,612 - HEY, MA. 46 00:01:35,647 --> 00:01:37,338 - ADAM, YOUR FATHER'S IN THE BARN. 47 00:01:37,373 --> 00:01:39,340 - LISTEN, I GOT TO GET TO WORK. I GOT A CRISIS. 48 00:01:39,375 --> 00:01:41,963 - WE'VE GOT A LEAK, AND HE'S GONNA FIX IT HIMSELF. 49 00:01:41,998 --> 00:01:43,482 - OH, GOD. 50 00:01:43,517 --> 00:01:45,622 - REMEMBER WHEN HE CHANGED OUT THE FUSE BOX? 51 00:01:45,657 --> 00:01:47,969 THREE-ALARM FIRE AND $5,000 LATER... 52 00:01:48,004 --> 00:01:49,971 - OKAY, ALL RIGHT, I'LL STOP OVER ON MY WAY IN, OKAY? 53 00:01:50,006 --> 00:01:54,044 - OH, THANKS, SWEETIE. YOU'RE THE BEST. 54 00:01:54,079 --> 00:01:56,978 ZEEK, WHY DON'T YOU WAIT TILL ADAM GETS HERE? 55 00:01:57,013 --> 00:01:59,705 - WHY WOULD I WAIT FOR ADAM TO GET HERE WHEN I'M PERFECTLY-- 56 00:01:59,740 --> 00:02:01,051 - BECAUSE I ASKED YOU TO. 57 00:02:01,086 --> 00:02:03,364 - CAMILLE, LOOK, I'M NOT GONNA BE STOPPED 58 00:02:03,399 --> 00:02:04,986 FROM FIXING A LEAK IN MY OWN HOUSE 59 00:02:05,021 --> 00:02:06,816 BECAUSE SOME... 60 00:02:10,854 --> 00:02:12,718 I HEAR YOU. 61 00:02:12,753 --> 00:02:15,894 AND I SEE YOU. 62 00:02:15,928 --> 00:02:18,276 AND I'M BREATHING. 63 00:02:22,452 --> 00:02:23,902 - YOU'RE OUT OF LUCK. - YEAH? 64 00:02:23,936 --> 00:02:27,595 - YEAH. TOO BAD. 65 00:02:27,630 --> 00:02:28,562 HEY! 66 00:02:28,596 --> 00:02:30,771 - DID I COME FROM A VAGINA? 67 00:02:30,805 --> 00:02:32,117 - WHERE'D YOU HEAR THAT? 68 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:35,810 - DID I? 69 00:02:35,845 --> 00:02:37,778 - UM... 70 00:02:37,812 --> 00:02:39,262 YEAH, YOU DID. UM... 71 00:02:39,297 --> 00:02:43,922 - WOW. DID YOU COME OUT OF A VAGINA TOO? 72 00:02:43,956 --> 00:02:45,613 - DO YOU WANT ICE CREAM? 73 00:02:45,648 --> 00:02:48,168 - ICE CREAM SOUNDS LIKE SUCH A GREAT IDEA. 74 00:02:48,202 --> 00:02:51,274 - DID YOU? 75 00:02:51,309 --> 00:02:53,759 - OKAY... 76 00:02:53,794 --> 00:02:55,140 I DID. 77 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:56,659 I DID AS WELL. - HOW ABOUT YOU? 78 00:02:56,693 --> 00:02:59,524 - UM, BUG, I DON'T THINK WE'RE GONNA HAVE THIS CONVER-- 79 00:02:59,558 --> 00:03:02,389 YEAH. YEAH, I CAME FROM A VAGINA. 80 00:03:02,423 --> 00:03:06,186 - WOW, OUR WHOLE FAMILY CAME FROM VAGINAS. 81 00:03:06,220 --> 00:03:09,775 KATELYN, OUR WHOLE FAMILY CAME FROM VAGINAS! 82 00:03:11,329 --> 00:03:14,194 - SHE'S SO SMART. 83 00:03:14,228 --> 00:03:15,574 - OH, MY GOD. ADAM, THE ROOF IS CAVING IN. 84 00:03:15,609 --> 00:03:17,956 IT'S LIKE 2012IN THERE. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT? 85 00:03:17,990 --> 00:03:19,992 - I REALLY DON'T HAVE TIME TO TAKE A LOOK AT IT, OKAY? 86 00:03:20,027 --> 00:03:21,304 JUST TELL MOM I STOPPED BY. 87 00:03:21,339 --> 00:03:23,133 AND IF IT'S A SIMPLE LEAK, HE CAN FIX IT, OKAY? 88 00:03:23,168 --> 00:03:24,549 BUT IF IT'S A SERIOUS PLUMBING ISSUE, 89 00:03:24,583 --> 00:03:25,929 DON'T LET HIM ANYWHERE NEAR IT. - I KNOW THAT. 90 00:03:25,964 --> 00:03:27,862 - HEY, ADAM. - YOU NEED ME TO TAKE A LOOK? 91 00:03:27,897 --> 00:03:29,381 - NO, YOU BETTER GET TO WORK. 92 00:03:29,416 --> 00:03:31,107 YOU DON'T WANT TO GIVE GORDON ANY AMMO. 93 00:03:31,141 --> 00:03:33,247 - AMMO? WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 94 00:03:33,282 --> 00:03:35,318 - HEY... 95 00:03:35,353 --> 00:03:37,976 YOU SAID THAT HE WAS COMING DOWN HARD AT YOU AT WORK. 96 00:03:38,010 --> 00:03:40,599 - I DIDN'T SAY HE WAS COMING DOWN ON ME AT WORK. 97 00:03:40,634 --> 00:03:42,083 - OH, PLEASE, ADAM, COME ON. 98 00:03:42,118 --> 00:03:43,637 YOU KNOW HOW THE CORPORATE WORLD WORKS. 99 00:03:43,671 --> 00:03:45,811 GORDON'S THE BOSS, AND YOU'RE JUST A SERF, SON. 100 00:03:45,846 --> 00:03:48,745 YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO SERFS-- THEY GET BEHEADED. 101 00:03:48,780 --> 00:03:51,265 - WHERE DO YOU GET THIS STUFF? - JUST DON'T EVEN RISE TO THE-- 102 00:03:51,300 --> 00:03:53,612 - GO SELL SOME SHOES, SON. - LISTEN TO ME. 103 00:03:53,647 --> 00:03:55,994 OKAY, YOU ARE BETTER AT MAKING REPAIRS 104 00:03:56,028 --> 00:03:57,306 THAN ANYBODY I KNOW, OKAY? 105 00:03:57,340 --> 00:03:58,479 SO CAN YOU JUST DEAL WITH THIS FOR ME? 106 00:03:58,514 --> 00:04:00,309 - YOU ALMOST EVEN GOT THROUGH THAT WITHOUT LAUGHING. 107 00:04:00,343 --> 00:04:02,725 - I WILL, BUT I HAVE A JOB INTERVIEW TODAY. 108 00:04:02,759 --> 00:04:04,036 AND--AND I'M EXCITED ABOUT IT... 109 00:04:04,071 --> 00:04:05,659 - OKAY, I GET IT. YOU NEED A JOB. 110 00:04:05,693 --> 00:04:08,040 OKAY, AND I HAVE A BUNCH OF PEOPLE WHO ARE DEPENDING ON ME 111 00:04:08,075 --> 00:04:10,698 TO KEEP THEIR JOBS, SO I NEED TO GENERATE NEW PRODUCT. 112 00:04:10,733 --> 00:04:11,872 I'VE GOT TO GO. 113 00:04:11,906 --> 00:04:13,839 - HEY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE HELPING YOUR GRANDFATHER. 114 00:04:13,874 --> 00:04:15,358 I ASKED YOU TO DO THAT A HALF HOUR AGO. 115 00:04:15,393 --> 00:04:16,704 - NO, I CAN'T FIND MY SHOES. 116 00:04:16,739 --> 00:04:18,154 - YOU CAN'T FIND YOUR SHOES? 117 00:04:18,188 --> 00:04:19,776 - NO. - EXCUSE ME. 118 00:04:19,811 --> 00:04:21,019 DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING FOR CRAMPS? 119 00:04:21,053 --> 00:04:22,883 I AM, LIKE, HAVING A HEAVY-- - ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH. 120 00:04:22,917 --> 00:04:24,678 WHERE ARE YOUR SHOES? WHY IS NOBODY WEARING SHOES? 121 00:04:24,712 --> 00:04:27,543 OH, MY GOD. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD INVENT? 122 00:04:27,577 --> 00:04:29,372 LIKE, A SHOE LOJACK, 123 00:04:29,407 --> 00:04:30,787 LIKE, A BEEPER THING, YOU KNOW, 124 00:04:30,822 --> 00:04:32,720 THAT YOU HAVE A CLICKER, AND THE SHOE BEEPS, 125 00:04:32,755 --> 00:04:33,756 AND THAT WAY YOU CAN FIND IT. 126 00:04:33,790 --> 00:04:35,551 MOTHERS ALL OVER AMERICA WOULD LOVE IT SO MUCH. 127 00:04:35,585 --> 00:04:37,518 - I WOULD LOVE IT. JUST--THAT'S ANNOYING. 128 00:04:37,553 --> 00:04:38,864 - ALL RIGHT, I GOT TO GO. I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 129 00:04:38,899 --> 00:04:41,419 - OKAY, BUT WAIT. WHAT DID YOU THINK OF MY IDEA? 130 00:04:41,453 --> 00:04:42,765 LOJACK SHOE. 131 00:04:42,799 --> 00:04:44,836 - I AM GONNA PUT THAT IN MY IDEA FILE. 132 00:04:44,870 --> 00:04:47,528 [clang, water rushing] - HO! HO, HO! 133 00:04:47,563 --> 00:04:49,392 WHOO-HOO! - OH, BOY, I GOT TO GO. 134 00:04:49,427 --> 00:04:51,429 OKAY, GOT TO GO! - THE BABY'S GUSHING! 135 00:04:51,463 --> 00:04:52,878 IT'S JUST A LEAK, THOUGH. I CAN TAKE CARE OF IT. 136 00:04:52,913 --> 00:04:54,535 - YOU KNOW, YOU MIGHT WANT TO CALL JOEL 137 00:04:54,570 --> 00:04:55,743 FOR HELP ON THIS ONE. 138 00:04:55,778 --> 00:04:57,469 HE'S A PROFESSIONAL. - ADAM! 139 00:04:57,504 --> 00:04:59,195 - WILL YOU TAKE ME FOR SOME PIZZA? 140 00:04:59,229 --> 00:05:02,440 - NO, THEY OUTLAWED PIZZA SINCE YOU LEFT. 141 00:05:02,474 --> 00:05:04,511 - WHAT? - YEAH. 142 00:05:04,545 --> 00:05:08,515 IT WAS MAKING PEOPLE'S HAIR FALL OUT. 143 00:05:08,549 --> 00:05:11,103 - WHAT-- - I'M JUST KIDDING YOU. 144 00:05:11,138 --> 00:05:12,726 OF COURSE I'LL TAKE YOU TO PIZZA. 145 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:14,244 - I LOVE GOING TO PIZZA, BECAUSE-- 146 00:05:14,279 --> 00:05:15,487 - JABBAR. SORRY, SWEETIE. 147 00:05:15,522 --> 00:05:16,868 SAY GOOD-BYE TO YOUR DAD. WE GOT TO GO. 148 00:05:16,902 --> 00:05:18,904 - OKAY, WAIT. HEY, HOW WOULD YOU FEEL 149 00:05:18,939 --> 00:05:21,804 ABOUT HAVING A LITTLE SLEEPOVER AT YOUR COUSIN MAX'S HOUSE? 150 00:05:21,838 --> 00:05:23,461 - YEAH, YEAH. 151 00:05:23,495 --> 00:05:24,462 - YEAH? - YEAH. 152 00:05:24,496 --> 00:05:26,256 - ALL RIGHT. AND THEN MAYBE YOUR MOTHER AND I 153 00:05:26,291 --> 00:05:28,811 CAN HAVE A LITTLE MUCH-NEEDED ALONE TIME. 154 00:05:28,845 --> 00:05:31,434 - WHOO-HOO! HEY, HONEY, WE GOT TO GO. 155 00:05:31,469 --> 00:05:32,884 - SWEETIE, YOU GOT TO BEND DOWN MORE. 156 00:05:32,918 --> 00:05:34,506 I CAN'T SEE YOU. - HEY. 157 00:05:34,541 --> 00:05:35,990 WE GOT TO GO. - OKAY. 158 00:05:36,025 --> 00:05:37,751 WELL, IT'S THE ARRANGED TIME, THOUGH, SO... 159 00:05:37,785 --> 00:05:39,718 - I KNOW, BUT I'VE GOT A THOUSAND THINGS TO DO 160 00:05:39,753 --> 00:05:41,237 BEFORE THE WEEKEND, SO... 161 00:05:41,271 --> 00:05:43,170 - WELL, I MISS YOU GUYS. 162 00:05:43,204 --> 00:05:46,000 I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU. - MISS YOU TOO. 163 00:05:46,035 --> 00:05:48,934 - AAH! THERE'S A MONSTER ON MY COMPUTER SCREEN! 164 00:05:57,046 --> 00:05:59,289 - BRAVERMAN. 165 00:05:59,324 --> 00:06:01,430 - HEY, GORDON, LISTEN, I'M REALLY SORRY. 166 00:06:01,464 --> 00:06:05,813 I JUST GOT CAUGHT UP IN A FAMILY SITUATION. 167 00:06:05,848 --> 00:06:07,367 - COME ON IN. LET'S TALK ABOUT THAT. 168 00:06:07,401 --> 00:06:08,678 - GREAT. 169 00:06:08,713 --> 00:06:10,508 YOU KNOW, I HAD TO DASH OVER TO MY PARENTS' HOUSE 170 00:06:10,542 --> 00:06:11,888 'CAUSE THEY HAVE THIS GIGANTIC LEAK 171 00:06:11,923 --> 00:06:14,788 IN THEIR GUESTHOUSE, WHERE MY SISTER'S STAYING, SO... 172 00:06:14,822 --> 00:06:16,755 I'M JUST--THE POINT IS, I KNOW I'VE MISSED 173 00:06:16,790 --> 00:06:18,826 A LOT OF WORK LATELY-- YOU KNOW MY SITUATION WITH MAX. 174 00:06:18,861 --> 00:06:19,931 BUT SUMMERS ARE ALWAYS A LITTLE CRAZY, 175 00:06:19,965 --> 00:06:22,036 AND, YOU KNOW, SCHOOL'S BACK NEXT WEEK. 176 00:06:22,071 --> 00:06:25,246 - ADAM, WE'RE VERY DIFFERENT. 177 00:06:25,281 --> 00:06:27,490 - YEAH. AGREED. 178 00:06:27,525 --> 00:06:28,733 - I MEAN, I'VE GOT A CONDO IN NOB HILL. 179 00:06:28,767 --> 00:06:30,182 YOU'VE GOT A REAL HOME IN BERKELEY. 180 00:06:30,217 --> 00:06:33,013 I HAVE A SAILBOAT IN SAUSALITO. YOU DRIVE A MINIVAN. 181 00:06:33,047 --> 00:06:35,222 I'VE HAD A SLEW OF TANTALIZING RELATIONS, 182 00:06:35,256 --> 00:06:38,467 AND YOU-- YOU'VE GOT KATHERINE. 183 00:06:38,501 --> 00:06:39,778 - UH, KRISTINA, BUT, YEAH. 184 00:06:39,813 --> 00:06:42,091 - LISTEN, ADAM, I JUST NEED TO KNOW 185 00:06:42,125 --> 00:06:46,336 THAT YOUR PERSONAL ISSUES ARE NOT GOING TO, YOU KNOW, 186 00:06:46,371 --> 00:06:47,614 INTERFERE WITH WORK. 187 00:06:47,648 --> 00:06:49,339 - GORDON, COME ON, THIS COMPANY 188 00:06:49,374 --> 00:06:50,858 HAS MY COMPLETE AND UNDIVIDED ATTENTION. 189 00:06:50,893 --> 00:06:53,896 LISTEN, I HAVE A FAMILY. I HAVE OTHER THINGS GOING ON. 190 00:06:53,930 --> 00:06:55,000 BUT EVEN WHEN I'M AWAY FROM HERE, 191 00:06:55,035 --> 00:06:58,003 I'M ALWAYS THINKING ABOUT THE COMPANY, YOU KNOW? 192 00:06:58,038 --> 00:06:59,867 I AM ALWAYS THINKING. 193 00:06:59,902 --> 00:07:02,939 - FOR EXAMPLE? 194 00:07:04,976 --> 00:07:07,185 - WELL, YOU KNOW, THIS MORNING WHEN I WAS DRIVING TO WORK, 195 00:07:07,219 --> 00:07:08,462 I HAD THIS IDEA, OKAY? 196 00:07:08,497 --> 00:07:10,844 NOW, IT MIGHT BE A TERRIBLE IDEA, BUT I WAS THINKING ABOUT-- 197 00:07:10,878 --> 00:07:13,536 YOU KNOW HOW KIDS ARE ALWAYS LOSING THEIR SHOES? 198 00:07:13,571 --> 00:07:16,643 WELL, THEY ARE. IT'S A--IT'S A UNIVERSAL THING. 199 00:07:16,677 --> 00:07:18,852 UH, I WAS THINKING ABOUT... 200 00:07:18,886 --> 00:07:22,442 A KIDS SHOE WITH A CLICKER. 201 00:07:22,476 --> 00:07:25,721 KID LOSES HIS SHOE. YOU PUSH THE CLICKER. 202 00:07:25,755 --> 00:07:26,929 IT BEEPS. YOU FIND IT-- 203 00:07:26,963 --> 00:07:28,896 WHETHER IT'S, YOU KNOW, UNDER THE BED, 204 00:07:28,931 --> 00:07:31,140 IT'S IN THE CLOSET, IN THE GARAGE. 205 00:07:31,174 --> 00:07:34,074 CLICK, BZZZ, BAM... 206 00:07:34,108 --> 00:07:35,144 SHOE. 207 00:07:35,178 --> 00:07:37,457 - YOU THOUGHT OF THIS? 208 00:07:40,321 --> 00:07:41,322 - YES. 209 00:07:41,357 --> 00:07:42,600 - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 210 00:07:42,634 --> 00:07:44,049 THAT'S GREAT. I LOVE IT. IT'S BRILL. 211 00:07:44,084 --> 00:07:45,499 WE GOT TO MOVE. 212 00:07:45,534 --> 00:07:47,294 - ALL RIGHT, SO YOU WANT ME TO GET ON THIS? 213 00:07:47,328 --> 00:07:48,640 - YES. RIGHT AWAY. ARE YOU KIDDING? 214 00:07:48,675 --> 00:07:49,641 - ALL RIGHT, I'M ON IT. 215 00:07:49,676 --> 00:07:51,160 - I LOVE IT. - GREAT. 216 00:07:51,194 --> 00:07:52,748 - HEY, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. BY THE WAY, 217 00:07:52,782 --> 00:07:53,956 THIS WHOLE THING WITH THE LEAK 218 00:07:53,990 --> 00:07:56,130 AT YOUR PARENTS' HOUSE... - YEAH. 219 00:07:56,165 --> 00:07:58,857 - NEXT TIME, CALL A PLUMBER. 220 00:08:03,172 --> 00:08:06,347 - ♪ MAY GOD BLESS AND KEEP YOU ALWAYS ♪ 221 00:08:06,382 --> 00:08:08,833 ♪ AND MAY YOUR WISHES ALL COME TRUE ♪ 222 00:08:08,867 --> 00:08:11,214 ♪ MAY YOU ALWAYS DO FOR OTHERS ♪ 223 00:08:11,249 --> 00:08:13,527 ♪ AND LET OTHERS DO FOR YOU 224 00:08:13,562 --> 00:08:16,323 ♪ MAY YOU BUILD A LADDER TO THE STARS ♪ 225 00:08:16,357 --> 00:08:18,463 ♪ AND CLIMB ON EVERY RUNG 226 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:20,361 ♪ AND MAY YOU STAY 227 00:08:20,396 --> 00:08:23,123 ♪ FOREVER YOUNG 228 00:08:23,157 --> 00:08:25,643 ♪ MAY YOU GROW UP TO BE RIGHTEOUS ♪ 229 00:08:25,677 --> 00:08:28,024 ♪ MAY YOU GROW UP TO BE TRUE ♪ 230 00:08:28,059 --> 00:08:30,475 ♪ MAY YOU ALWAYS KNOW THE TRUTH ♪ 231 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:32,719 ♪ AND SEE THE LIGHTS SURROUNDING YOU ♪ 232 00:08:32,753 --> 00:08:35,445 ♪ MAY YOU ALWAYS BE COURAGEOUS ♪ 233 00:08:35,480 --> 00:08:37,447 ♪ STAND UPRIGHT AND BE STRONG ♪ 234 00:08:37,482 --> 00:08:39,519 ♪ AND MAY YOU STAY 235 00:08:39,553 --> 00:08:42,349 ♪ FOREVER YOUNG 236 00:08:42,383 --> 00:08:44,385 ♪ MAY YOU STAY 237 00:08:44,420 --> 00:08:46,595 ♪ FOREVER YOUNG 238 00:08:48,286 --> 00:08:51,358 - OOH, ITALIAN--THAT'S GOOD FOR AN INTERVIEW, RIGHT? 239 00:08:51,392 --> 00:08:52,393 - WELL, YEAH, YEAH. 240 00:08:52,428 --> 00:08:53,360 YOU DON'T NEED A BLAZER WITH THIS OUTFIT AT ALL. 241 00:08:53,394 --> 00:08:54,810 - NO, NO, I WANT TO LOOK REALLY CORPORATE. 242 00:08:54,844 --> 00:08:55,983 I WANT TO LOOK REALLY SERIOUS. 243 00:08:56,018 --> 00:08:57,847 - IT ACTUALLY LOOKS BETTER THAN THIS ONE. 244 00:08:57,882 --> 00:08:59,677 - OH, LET ME SEE THAT ONE AGAIN, THOUGH. 245 00:08:59,711 --> 00:09:00,850 - UM, NO, NO. 246 00:09:00,885 --> 00:09:02,507 - OKAY, I'M GONNA WEAR THIS ONE. - NO. 247 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:03,439 - I LIKE IT. PLEASE? 248 00:09:03,473 --> 00:09:05,061 IT MAKES ME FEEL CORPORATE AND SERIOUS. 249 00:09:05,096 --> 00:09:06,166 - GOOD. WONDERFUL. 250 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:08,340 - JOEL, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DEALING WITH DAD. 251 00:09:08,375 --> 00:09:09,479 - OH, YEAH. - AND GOOD LUCK. 252 00:09:09,514 --> 00:09:12,172 - YOU KNOW, YOU CAN'T ACTUALLY LET HIM DO ANYTHING. 253 00:09:12,206 --> 00:09:13,760 - YOU CAN'T LET HIM MAKE ANY DECISION. 254 00:09:13,794 --> 00:09:15,382 YOU HAVE TO MAKE EVERY DECISION. 255 00:09:15,416 --> 00:09:16,763 - BUT YOU HAVE TO MAKE HIM THINK 256 00:09:16,797 --> 00:09:18,281 THAT ALL THE DECISIONS YOU'RE MAKING ARE HIS. 257 00:09:18,316 --> 00:09:20,180 - THAT'S SO IMPORTANT. - OOH, I LIKE THIS. 258 00:09:20,214 --> 00:09:21,250 DO YOU LIKE THIS? 259 00:09:21,284 --> 00:09:22,078 - HOW EXACTLY AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ALL THE WORK 260 00:09:22,113 --> 00:09:23,804 AND MAKE HIM THINK HE'S DOING IT? 261 00:09:23,839 --> 00:09:25,185 - ONLY YOU CAN FIGURE THAT ONE OUT. 262 00:09:25,219 --> 00:09:27,497 - YEAH, FIGURE IT OUT. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 263 00:09:27,532 --> 00:09:29,016 - YOU ARE THE GREATEST, BABE. 264 00:09:29,051 --> 00:09:30,535 - YOU ARE THE GREATEST, BABE. 265 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:32,123 OKAY, CAN I BORROW YOUR PURSE TOO? 266 00:09:32,157 --> 00:09:33,883 'CAUSE IT'S BLUE, AND IT KIND OF MATCHES. 267 00:09:33,918 --> 00:09:35,505 DO YOU MIND? YOU HAVE A MILLION OF THEM. 268 00:09:35,540 --> 00:09:37,715 - NO, NO. WOULD YOU-- - AWESOME. 269 00:09:37,749 --> 00:09:39,371 I LOVE YOU. YOU'RE THE BEST. - I LOVE YOU. 270 00:09:39,406 --> 00:09:42,236 - DO I LOOK LIKE THE ASSISTANT TO THE ASSISTANT MANAGER 271 00:09:42,271 --> 00:09:45,412 OF CHRISTY'S CLOTHES-- "CLOTHES FOR REAL PEOPLE"? 272 00:09:45,446 --> 00:09:47,552 - ABSOLUTELY. YEP. - SPOT ON. 273 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:49,243 - I HAVE A REALLY GOOD FEELING ABOUT THIS. 274 00:09:49,278 --> 00:09:50,072 THANK YOU, GUYS. 275 00:09:50,106 --> 00:09:51,729 - SEE YA. - BYE. GOOD LUCK. 276 00:09:51,763 --> 00:09:53,869 - LAST QUESTION-- LEADING CAUSE 277 00:09:53,903 --> 00:09:56,112 OF TEENAGE DEATH IN AMERICA? 278 00:09:56,147 --> 00:09:57,873 - UH, WHAT IS AUTOMOBILE ACCIDENTS? 279 00:09:57,907 --> 00:10:00,220 - BINGO. YOU GOT IT RIGHT. 280 00:10:00,254 --> 00:10:02,394 OKAY, LET ME TALLY THESE UP REAL QUICK. 281 00:10:02,429 --> 00:10:03,223 49 OUT OF 50-- - I MISSED ONE. 282 00:10:03,257 --> 00:10:05,259 - YOU MISSED ONE. - I MISSED ONE. 283 00:10:05,294 --> 00:10:06,398 CAN I DRIVE NOW? 284 00:10:06,433 --> 00:10:08,573 - OF COURSE, HONEY, YOU CAN DRIVE. 285 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:09,885 - OH, GREAT. - THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE. 286 00:10:09,919 --> 00:10:11,438 HOLD ON A SECOND, THOUGH. - WHAT? 287 00:10:11,472 --> 00:10:12,508 - JUST--PATIENCE, OKAY? 288 00:10:12,542 --> 00:10:13,613 - I'M JUST PUTTING THE CAR IN GEAR. 289 00:10:13,647 --> 00:10:15,304 - FINE, PUT THE CAR INTO GEAR AND KEEP YOUR FOOT 290 00:10:15,338 --> 00:10:16,961 FIRMLY DEPRESSED ON THE-- - NOW I CAN GO. 291 00:10:16,995 --> 00:10:19,101 LET GO OF MY LEG. LET GO--LET GO OF MY LEG! 292 00:10:19,135 --> 00:10:20,654 - BRAKE! - STOP IT! 293 00:10:20,689 --> 00:10:22,587 - OKAY! 294 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,831 [shifter clicks] 295 00:10:24,865 --> 00:10:26,902 - I DIDN'T KNOW IF I WAS GOING OR STOPPING. 296 00:10:26,936 --> 00:10:28,973 - YOU HAVE GOT TO LISTEN TO ME. 297 00:10:29,007 --> 00:10:30,457 - THIS IS OUR FOURTH LESSON. 298 00:10:30,491 --> 00:10:34,012 ARE WE GONNA GET ON THE ROAD EVER? 299 00:10:34,047 --> 00:10:35,289 - I DON'T KNOW. 300 00:10:38,327 --> 00:10:41,675 [power drill whirring] 301 00:10:47,992 --> 00:10:48,889 - YOU KNOW SOMETHING, I REALLY APPRECIATE 302 00:10:48,924 --> 00:10:51,064 YOU TAKING THE TIME TO DO THIS, JOEL. 303 00:10:51,098 --> 00:10:52,548 I MEAN, I KNOW YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING 304 00:10:52,582 --> 00:10:54,446 NOW THAT SYDNEY'S BACK AT SCHOOL. 305 00:10:54,481 --> 00:10:57,104 - YEAH, JUST POPPING THOSE BONBONS. 306 00:10:57,139 --> 00:10:59,382 - YOU KNOW WHAT I DON'T BELIEVE IN? 307 00:10:59,417 --> 00:11:02,040 - WHAT'S THAT? - ROOFERS. 308 00:11:02,075 --> 00:11:03,248 YOU INVITE 'EM INTO YOUR HOUSE 309 00:11:03,283 --> 00:11:06,907 TO DO ALL THIS CRAP WORK, AND THEN YOU END UP PAYING. 310 00:11:06,942 --> 00:11:09,979 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING. 311 00:11:10,014 --> 00:11:12,223 - THAT'S A GOOD POINT. 312 00:11:15,122 --> 00:11:17,090 WHOA. WHOA. 313 00:11:17,124 --> 00:11:21,335 THAT BEAM IS TOTALLY ROTTED. 314 00:11:21,370 --> 00:11:23,855 - YOU GOT THAT RIGHT. 315 00:11:23,890 --> 00:11:25,305 - THERE'S NO-- 316 00:11:25,339 --> 00:11:27,410 THERE'S NO TAR PAPER BETWEEN THE ROOF AND THE WOOD. 317 00:11:27,445 --> 00:11:28,549 WHO--WHO DID THIS? 318 00:11:28,584 --> 00:11:30,448 - THAT'D BE ME. 319 00:11:30,482 --> 00:11:32,484 THAT'S QUALITY WORK, HUH? 320 00:11:32,519 --> 00:11:35,384 I MEAN, I COULDN'T AFFORD TAR PAPER AT THE TIME. 321 00:11:35,418 --> 00:11:37,593 - YEAH. YEAH, WELL... - I DID WHAT I COULD. 322 00:11:37,627 --> 00:11:39,319 - SURE. YEAH. 323 00:11:39,353 --> 00:11:41,942 - LOOK, JOEL, I KNOW THAT YOU'VE DABBLED 324 00:11:41,977 --> 00:11:44,496 IN SOME HOME REPAIR. 325 00:11:44,531 --> 00:11:46,740 - I'M A LICENSED CONTRACTOR. 326 00:11:46,775 --> 00:11:48,604 - SO HERE'S THE DEAL, JOEL. - MM-HMM. 327 00:11:48,638 --> 00:11:50,226 - I BUILT THIS WITH MY OWN TWO HANDS. 328 00:11:50,261 --> 00:11:52,366 I CONVERTED IT FROM A GARAGE INTO A GUESTHOUSE. 329 00:11:52,401 --> 00:11:57,026 SO I'LL BE CALLING THE SHOTS. THAT GONNA BE OKAY WITH YOU? 330 00:11:57,061 --> 00:12:01,168 - WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY, ZEEK. 331 00:12:01,203 --> 00:12:03,515 - AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW THERE'S A SIX-PACK IN IT FOR YOU 332 00:12:03,550 --> 00:12:06,070 WHEN YOU'RE DONE. - [whistles] 333 00:12:06,104 --> 00:12:07,554 - NICE TO SEE YOU. WHAT'S GOING ON? 334 00:12:07,588 --> 00:12:10,108 - UM, WELL, I'M RIDING MY BIKE. 335 00:12:10,143 --> 00:12:12,732 SO MOM DOESN'T WANT ME TO EVER DRIVE 336 00:12:12,766 --> 00:12:14,250 IS WHAT I'M GETTING FROM HER. 337 00:12:14,285 --> 00:12:15,838 - YEAH. STILL NOT OUT OF THE PARKING LOT, HUH? 338 00:12:15,873 --> 00:12:17,426 - NO, WE'RE NOT EVEN CLOSE. 339 00:12:17,460 --> 00:12:20,532 AND I JUST WOULD LOVE FOR YOU TO RECONSIDER 340 00:12:20,567 --> 00:12:21,948 TEACHING ME HOW TO DRIVE. 341 00:12:21,982 --> 00:12:23,397 - I'M REALLY BUSY AT WORK, AND WE CAN'T CHANGE. 342 00:12:23,432 --> 00:12:24,916 THIS IS SOMETHING YOUR MOTHER-- SHE'S GONNA FEEL LIKE-- 343 00:12:24,951 --> 00:12:27,160 YOU KNOW, SHE'S GONNA TAKE IT PERSONALLY. 344 00:12:27,194 --> 00:12:29,818 - DAD, IT'S-- IT'S RIDICULOUS. 345 00:12:29,852 --> 00:12:31,336 IT'S LIKE-- I'LL SHOW YOU. 346 00:12:31,371 --> 00:12:33,545 IF YOU ARE ME AND YOU'RE DRIVING-- 347 00:12:33,580 --> 00:12:36,272 AND SO WE'RE BOTH IN THE CAR. PUT YOUR HANDS ON THE WHEEL. 348 00:12:36,307 --> 00:12:37,826 - ALL RIGHT. - PUT YOUR HANDS ON THE WHEEL. 349 00:12:37,860 --> 00:12:39,655 MAKE SURE-- NO, TEN AND TWO. TEN AND TWO! 350 00:12:39,689 --> 00:12:41,415 - OKAY, TEN AND TWO. - YEAH. NO. 351 00:12:41,450 --> 00:12:43,866 DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT. DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT. 352 00:12:43,901 --> 00:12:45,557 - YEAH, YOU'RE BEING YOUR MOTHER--I SEE, OKAY. 353 00:12:45,592 --> 00:12:47,421 I'M DRIVING. - SO YOU'RE DRIVING. 354 00:12:47,456 --> 00:12:51,149 NOW SLOWLY PUT YOUR FOOT ON THE, UH, GAS PEDAL. 355 00:12:51,184 --> 00:12:53,807 WHAA! - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 356 00:12:53,842 --> 00:12:55,188 - THAT'S MOM. 357 00:12:55,222 --> 00:12:57,397 - HUH. WHAT? 358 00:12:57,431 --> 00:13:00,227 - SHOW ME THAT YOU RECOGNIZE THIS--I KNOW YOU KNOW IT. 359 00:13:00,262 --> 00:13:02,022 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 360 00:13:02,057 --> 00:13:03,265 - DAD, DO YOU GUYS HAVE, LIKE, 361 00:13:03,299 --> 00:13:06,440 SOME STUPID AGREEMENT ABOUT NOT ACKNOWLEDGING 362 00:13:06,475 --> 00:13:07,579 EACH OTHER'S FLAWS? 363 00:13:07,614 --> 00:13:09,478 - YEAH. IT'S CALLED MARRIAGE. 364 00:13:09,512 --> 00:13:11,963 - BRAVERMAN, I RAN THE BEEPER-SHOE CONCEPT BY-- 365 00:13:11,998 --> 00:13:13,620 - YEAH. HEY, GORDON, YOU REMEMBER MY DAUGHTER. 366 00:13:13,654 --> 00:13:15,691 - HI. - OH, OF COURSE. 367 00:13:15,725 --> 00:13:16,657 HOW ARE YOU? EMILY, RIGHT? 368 00:13:16,692 --> 00:13:17,831 - AH. HEY. 369 00:13:17,866 --> 00:13:19,522 - IT'S HADDIE. HADDIE. 370 00:13:19,557 --> 00:13:21,110 - OH. 371 00:13:21,145 --> 00:13:23,112 HADDIE. I'M SORRY. - THAT'S OKAY. 372 00:13:23,147 --> 00:13:24,424 - HEY, DO YOU NEED ME TO COME IN THE OFFICE? 373 00:13:24,458 --> 00:13:25,943 'CAUSE SHE WAS JUST GONNA LEAVE IN A MINUTE. 374 00:13:25,977 --> 00:13:27,703 - WE'RE JUST HAVING A FAMILY CRISIS, 375 00:13:27,737 --> 00:13:29,636 BUT WE HAVE TEN A DAY, SO... - HADDIE-- 376 00:13:29,670 --> 00:13:31,465 SHE'S BEING HYPERBOLIC. THAT'S NOT TRUE. 377 00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:34,365 - WELL, I DON'T MEAN TO BREAK UP ANOTHER FAMILY CRISIS. 378 00:13:34,399 --> 00:13:35,676 UM, I'LL BE IN MY OFFICE, OKAY? 379 00:13:35,711 --> 00:13:37,057 - I'LL BE OVER AS SOON AS I CAN. 380 00:13:37,092 --> 00:13:38,438 - IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN, EDIE. 381 00:13:38,472 --> 00:13:41,372 - DID HE JUST SAY "EDIE"? - YEAH, HE DID. 382 00:13:41,406 --> 00:13:43,098 LISTEN, I WILL TALK TO YOUR MOTHER--WE'LL FIX IT. 383 00:13:43,132 --> 00:13:45,031 WE'LL GET YOU OUT OF THE PARKING LOT, OKAY? 384 00:13:45,065 --> 00:13:46,687 - OKAY. THANK YOU. - ALL RIGHT. 385 00:13:46,722 --> 00:13:48,655 BYE. NICE TO SEE YOU. STOP BY ANYTIME. 386 00:13:48,689 --> 00:13:49,621 - BE AFRAID FOR MY LIFE. 387 00:13:49,656 --> 00:13:51,485 - BRAVERMAN. 388 00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:53,902 - I'M COMING IN, GORDON. 389 00:13:59,148 --> 00:14:00,840 - ALL RIGHT. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 390 00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:02,807 YEAH, YOU KNOW, LET ME-- 391 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,809 LET ME CUT THE WATER OFF BEFORE YOU-- 392 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,086 - NO, WE DON'T NEED THAT. 393 00:14:06,121 --> 00:14:08,848 HEY, COME ON, I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING HERE. 394 00:14:12,782 --> 00:14:14,405 AAH. - AAH! 395 00:14:14,439 --> 00:14:16,994 - SHUT IT OFF. SHUT IT OFF, JOEL! 396 00:14:17,028 --> 00:14:18,858 COME ON, MAN! - THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. 397 00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:21,032 - DAMN IT! COME ON! 398 00:14:21,067 --> 00:14:23,897 HEY, WE GOT GOOD PRESSURE! 399 00:14:23,932 --> 00:14:25,519 - WHERE IS IT? 400 00:14:25,554 --> 00:14:27,659 - I DON'T KNOW. IT'S DOWN THERE SOMEWHERE. 401 00:14:27,694 --> 00:14:30,490 - YOU BUILT THIS! - OH, GOD. 402 00:14:34,390 --> 00:14:36,668 - OUR FATHER'S GOING COMPLETELY INSANE. 403 00:14:36,703 --> 00:14:39,533 - WELL, HE'S ALWAYS BEEN THIS WAY. 404 00:14:39,568 --> 00:14:42,847 - SHOULD WE DO SOMETHING? 405 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,607 - TRUST JOEL. 406 00:14:44,642 --> 00:14:47,127 - I GUESS. [sighs] 407 00:14:47,162 --> 00:14:49,716 - HEY, HOW'D THAT, UH, JOB INTERVIEW GO? 408 00:14:49,750 --> 00:14:51,373 - GREAT. FANTASTIC. - REALLY? 409 00:14:51,407 --> 00:14:53,616 - NO. THEY DIDN'T SEEM TO BE IMPRESSED 410 00:14:53,651 --> 00:14:56,792 BY MY 12 YEARS OF WAITRESSING AT NICK'S PUB. 411 00:14:56,826 --> 00:14:57,758 - LISTEN, SARAH, YOU KNOW, 412 00:14:57,793 --> 00:14:59,519 YOU'RE GONNA FIND SOMETHING EVENTUALLY, 413 00:14:59,553 --> 00:15:01,866 AND YOU'RE JUST GONNA FORGET ABOUT THIS... 414 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,178 PERIOD. 415 00:15:03,212 --> 00:15:05,628 - THIS PERIOD WHICH HAS LASTED FOR 38 YEARS? 416 00:15:05,663 --> 00:15:07,803 I HOPE SO. 417 00:15:07,837 --> 00:15:10,219 - HEY, YOU KNOW, THAT IDEA YOU HAD 418 00:15:10,254 --> 00:15:12,152 ABOUT THE SHOE-CLICKER THING? 419 00:15:12,187 --> 00:15:14,120 - YOU SOLD IT? WE MADE A MILLION DOLLARS? 420 00:15:14,154 --> 00:15:15,569 - NO, NOT--NOT EXACTLY. 421 00:15:15,604 --> 00:15:17,123 BUT I DID BRING THE IDEA UP TO MY BOSS. 422 00:15:17,157 --> 00:15:18,952 - AND HE FIRED YOU? - MM-MM. 423 00:15:18,987 --> 00:15:21,403 NO, HE LIKED IT, ACTUALLY. 424 00:15:21,437 --> 00:15:23,370 - NO. - YEAH. 425 00:15:23,405 --> 00:15:25,407 AND I THINK THAT, UH, YOU KNOW, 426 00:15:25,441 --> 00:15:28,065 WE'RE GONNA MAYBE DEVELOP THE IDEA. 427 00:15:28,099 --> 00:15:31,137 - NO, NOT REALLY. - YEAH. 428 00:15:31,171 --> 00:15:32,517 LOOK, WE DEVELOP A LOT OF IDEAS, 429 00:15:32,552 --> 00:15:34,554 AND A LOT OF THEM END UP GOING NOWHERE, BUT-- 430 00:15:34,588 --> 00:15:37,591 - NO, NO, I KNOW, BUT THAT'S AMAZING. 431 00:15:37,626 --> 00:15:39,559 OH, MY GOD! 432 00:15:39,593 --> 00:15:41,595 - SO... 433 00:15:41,630 --> 00:15:42,907 UH, YOU KNOW, THANK YOU. 434 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:45,082 - YEAH! - YEAH. 435 00:15:45,116 --> 00:15:46,048 ALL RIGHT, LISTEN, I GOT TO GO. 436 00:15:46,083 --> 00:15:47,429 I GOT TO GET BACK TO THE WIFE AND KIDS. 437 00:15:47,463 --> 00:15:50,294 SO I'LL-- I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 438 00:15:50,328 --> 00:15:54,919 - WELL, HEY, I MEAN, SO, YOU KNOW, GOOD LUCK WITH IT. 439 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,990 - THANKS. 440 00:16:01,305 --> 00:16:03,134 - THANKS. 441 00:16:08,691 --> 00:16:12,074 - HEY, HADDIE STOPPED BY THE OFFICE TODAY. 442 00:16:12,109 --> 00:16:13,110 - SHE DID? 443 00:16:13,144 --> 00:16:14,007 - SHE SAID THAT YOU GUYS STILL HAVEN'T MADE IT 444 00:16:14,042 --> 00:16:17,804 OUT OF THE PARKING LOT? - WHAT'S THAT? 445 00:16:17,838 --> 00:16:19,047 HONEY, YOU'RE CUTTING THAT WRONG. 446 00:16:19,081 --> 00:16:20,289 THE SKIN HAS TO BE COMPLETELY OFF OF THAT-- 447 00:16:20,324 --> 00:16:21,325 - I'M DOING IT FANCY, LIKE THIS. 448 00:16:21,359 --> 00:16:23,154 - YOU HAVE TO TAKE ALL OF THE "STRIPEYS" OFF. 449 00:16:23,189 --> 00:16:24,224 - WHY? - MAX WON'T EAT IT. 450 00:16:24,259 --> 00:16:25,398 - HE'LL EAT IT. - NO, HE WON'T. 451 00:16:25,432 --> 00:16:26,468 - LISTEN, HONEY, ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT 452 00:16:26,502 --> 00:16:28,090 WHEN I LEARNED HOW TO DRIVE, MY DAD TOOK ME OUT 453 00:16:28,125 --> 00:16:29,505 ON THE ROAD THE VERY FIRST DAY. 454 00:16:29,540 --> 00:16:31,197 - RIGHT, ZEEK JUST THREW YOU TO THE WOLVES. 455 00:16:31,231 --> 00:16:32,681 THAT'S A BIG SHOCKER. - ABSOLUTELY. 456 00:16:32,715 --> 00:16:34,303 FIRST DAY, WASN'T A PROBLEM. 457 00:16:34,338 --> 00:16:36,064 I HAVEN'T HAD A SINGLE MOVING VIOLATION IN MY LIFE. 458 00:16:36,098 --> 00:16:38,376 - REALLY? ARE YOU CRITICIZING MY DRIVING RECORD? 459 00:16:38,411 --> 00:16:40,344 BECAUSE I'M PRETTY GOOD. - I'M JUST SAYING 460 00:16:40,378 --> 00:16:41,724 THAT WE SHOULD TRY TO GET HADDIE OUT ON THE ROAD. 461 00:16:41,759 --> 00:16:43,968 - ABSOLUTELY. I WILL TAKE HER OUT ON THE ROAD 462 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,314 WHEN SHE'S READY. 463 00:16:45,349 --> 00:16:47,454 - [sighs] LISTEN, HONEY, I KNOW THAT THIS IS HARD. 464 00:16:47,489 --> 00:16:49,146 OUR 16-YEAR OLD DAUGHTER IS LEARNING HOW TO DRIVE. 465 00:16:49,180 --> 00:16:50,561 IT'S NOT THE EASIEST THING IN THE WORLD TO ACCEPT. 466 00:16:50,595 --> 00:16:52,425 - THIS IS NOT ABOUT ME RIGHT NOW--IT'S ABOUT HER. 467 00:16:52,459 --> 00:16:54,185 I WILL TAKE HER OUT WHEN SHE'S READY. 468 00:16:54,220 --> 00:16:56,463 SHE'S NOT READY. TRUST ME. 469 00:16:56,498 --> 00:16:57,775 - OKAY. 470 00:16:57,809 --> 00:17:00,226 - YOU NEED TO-- LOOK... 471 00:17:00,260 --> 00:17:03,677 - HE'S GONNA EAT 'EM LIKE THAT. - NO, HE'S NOT. 472 00:17:03,712 --> 00:17:05,024 - SO IT STARTS OUT AS AN EGG. 473 00:17:05,058 --> 00:17:06,922 AND ONCE THE EGG GETS FERTILIZED, 474 00:17:06,956 --> 00:17:08,510 IT DEVELOPS INTO A BABY. 475 00:17:08,544 --> 00:17:10,788 IT'S ONE OF LIFE'S GREATEST MIRACLES. 476 00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:12,997 - THAT MAKE, UH-- MAKE SENSE? 477 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:15,758 - WAIT, SO HOW DOES THE EGG GET FERTILIZED? 478 00:17:15,793 --> 00:17:16,621 - IT HAPPENS. 479 00:17:16,656 --> 00:17:18,623 - IT JUST MAGICALLY HAPPENS? - YEAH. 480 00:17:18,658 --> 00:17:21,592 - SYDNEY, THE DAD-- 481 00:17:21,626 --> 00:17:24,560 THE DAD FERTILIZES IT. 482 00:17:24,595 --> 00:17:26,735 - THE DAD? 483 00:17:26,769 --> 00:17:27,839 - YEAH, IT'S THE DAD'S JOB. 484 00:17:27,874 --> 00:17:29,772 - DADDY, YOU BROUGHT THE FERTILIZER? 485 00:17:29,807 --> 00:17:31,188 - YEP. 486 00:17:31,222 --> 00:17:34,053 - WELL, HOW'D YOU GET THE FERTILIZER INTO THE EGG? 487 00:17:34,087 --> 00:17:36,503 - I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE ICE CREAM TODAY. 488 00:17:36,538 --> 00:17:39,368 - I WANT TO KNOW HOW YOU DID IT! 489 00:17:39,403 --> 00:17:42,475 - WELL... 490 00:17:42,509 --> 00:17:46,548 THE DAD HAS WHAT'S CALLED... - JULIA... 491 00:17:46,582 --> 00:17:49,068 - THE DAD HAS WHAT'S CALLED A PENIS. 492 00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:50,276 AND... 493 00:17:50,310 --> 00:17:54,073 HE USES THE PENIS TO FERTILIZE THE EGG. 494 00:17:54,107 --> 00:17:57,386 AND THE FERTILIZER IS CALLED SPERM. 495 00:17:57,421 --> 00:18:00,631 AND, UH... - WHERE DOES IT HAPPEN? 496 00:18:00,665 --> 00:18:05,463 DOES THE EGG COME OUT, OR DOES THE SPERM GO IN? 497 00:18:07,672 --> 00:18:08,570 - [chuckles awkwardly] 498 00:18:08,604 --> 00:18:10,917 - I'M GONNA HAVE A MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP. 499 00:18:10,951 --> 00:18:12,401 DAD'S GONNA HAVE A SUNDAE. 500 00:18:12,436 --> 00:18:13,747 - THAT SOUNDS GREAT. - YEP. 501 00:18:13,782 --> 00:18:15,646 - IT'S A MILLION-DOLLAR IDEA. 502 00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:18,407 - NO, IT ISN'T. IT'S NOT EVEN AN ID--WHOLE IDEA. 503 00:18:18,442 --> 00:18:19,546 IT JUST WAS OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD. 504 00:18:19,581 --> 00:18:22,308 - THAT'S A GAME CHANGER, SARAH. THAT'S WHAT THAT IS. 505 00:18:22,342 --> 00:18:23,826 - DAD, REALLY? NO. 506 00:18:23,861 --> 00:18:25,759 DAD, YOU KNOW WHAT? THEY'RE NOT EVEN GONNA USE IT 507 00:18:25,794 --> 00:18:26,898 OR DO ANYTHING WITH IT. 508 00:18:26,933 --> 00:18:30,005 - DON'T THINK LIKE THAT! SWEETHEART, YOU HAVE A GIFT. 509 00:18:30,039 --> 00:18:32,594 - [scoffs] I DON'T HAVE A GIFT. 510 00:18:32,628 --> 00:18:34,527 I HAVE A KID WHO CAN'T FIND HIS SHOES. 511 00:18:34,561 --> 00:18:36,563 EXCUSE ME. - OH, HONEY, LISTEN... 512 00:18:36,598 --> 00:18:39,497 SWEETHEART, I LOVE YOU, BUT YOU GOT TO QUIT DOING THAT. 513 00:18:39,532 --> 00:18:40,533 - DOING WHAT? 514 00:18:40,567 --> 00:18:42,569 - WELL, BELITTLING YOURSELF, SWEETHEART. 515 00:18:42,604 --> 00:18:44,709 IT'S--IT'S A DEFENSE MECHANISM. 516 00:18:44,744 --> 00:18:45,641 - ZEEK, COME ON. 517 00:18:45,676 --> 00:18:48,265 SHE HASN'T EVEN HAD HER COFFEE YET. 518 00:18:48,299 --> 00:18:49,714 - ALL I'M TRYING TO DO IS JUST TELL HER 519 00:18:49,749 --> 00:18:52,648 SHE SHOULD VALUE HER IDEAS, CAMILLE. 520 00:18:52,683 --> 00:18:53,891 - YES, I CAN HEAR THAT. 521 00:18:53,925 --> 00:18:56,065 AND I'M TRYING TO SAY THAT YOU SHOULD LET SARAH AND ADAM 522 00:18:56,100 --> 00:18:57,412 MANAGE THEIR OWN LIVES. 523 00:18:57,446 --> 00:18:59,345 - BUT ALL I'M TRYING TO DO IS JUST INSTILL 524 00:18:59,379 --> 00:19:02,589 A LITTLE BIT OF CONFIDENCE-- 525 00:19:05,799 --> 00:19:08,940 I HEAR YOU. 526 00:19:08,975 --> 00:19:11,771 AND I SEE YOU, SWEETHEART. 527 00:19:11,805 --> 00:19:13,600 - I'LL BE IN MY STUDIO. 528 00:19:15,878 --> 00:19:18,122 - DAD? 529 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,400 - HMM? - ARE YOU MY DAD? 530 00:19:20,435 --> 00:19:22,747 - YEAH. - IS THAT MARRIAGE COUNSELING? 531 00:19:22,782 --> 00:19:23,748 - YEAH. - WOW! 532 00:19:23,783 --> 00:19:24,922 - 150 BUCKS AN HOUR. 533 00:19:24,956 --> 00:19:27,407 I DON'T UNDERSTAND A DAMN WORD THE GUY IS SAYING. 534 00:19:27,442 --> 00:19:28,753 ALL RIGHT? - IS THAT WHY YOU CUT THE HAIR? 535 00:19:28,788 --> 00:19:31,377 - THAT'S WHY I CUT MY HAIR. - VERY IMPRESSIVE, DAD. 536 00:19:31,411 --> 00:19:32,895 GOOD JOB. - I WANTED TO LOOK SOFTER. 537 00:19:32,930 --> 00:19:35,104 DO I LOOK SOFTER, A LITTLE? 538 00:19:35,139 --> 00:19:36,105 - YES? 539 00:19:36,140 --> 00:19:38,763 - OKAY, HONEY, IF YOU GIVE YOURSELF CREDIT, 540 00:19:38,798 --> 00:19:41,663 THEN OTHER PEOPLE WILL START GIVING YOU CREDIT TOO. 541 00:19:41,697 --> 00:19:42,526 ALL RIGHT? - OKAY. 542 00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:43,630 AND THE POINT IS I THINK YOU COULD BE 543 00:19:43,665 --> 00:19:45,736 A PART OF THE PROCESS OF THIS WHOLE SHOE THING. 544 00:19:45,770 --> 00:19:47,634 - THERE IS NO PROCESS. IT'S ADAM'S JOB. 545 00:19:47,669 --> 00:19:49,498 AND IF HE WANTED MY HELP, HE COULD ASK ME-- 546 00:19:49,533 --> 00:19:51,190 - HOW THE HELL IS HE GONNA KNOW IF YOU DON'T TELL HIM? 547 00:19:51,224 --> 00:19:52,708 YOU GOT TO TELL HIM YOU WANT TO BE INVOLVED. 548 00:19:52,743 --> 00:19:54,503 - [stammering] I DON'T KNOW, DAD. 549 00:19:54,538 --> 00:19:56,125 I DON'T THINK HE WOULD LOVE IT, ANYWAY. 550 00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:57,886 AND THANK YOU FOR YOUR ADVICE, 551 00:19:57,920 --> 00:19:59,439 BUT I DON'T REALLY NEED IT. 552 00:19:59,474 --> 00:20:01,338 I'M A GROWN-UP, AND I WILL TAKE CARE OF IT. 553 00:20:01,372 --> 00:20:03,063 AND JUST--I'M SORRY I EVEN BROUGHT IT UP. 554 00:20:03,098 --> 00:20:06,412 - AW, HEY--SWEETHEART, NOW, I HEAR YOU, I SEE YOU. 555 00:20:06,446 --> 00:20:09,311 - THAT GIVES ME THE CREEPS. 556 00:20:10,554 --> 00:20:12,349 - I'M GOING TO STOP AT THE STOP SIGN. 557 00:20:12,383 --> 00:20:13,695 - JUST RELAX. - I'M STOPPING RIGHT HERE. 558 00:20:13,729 --> 00:20:15,524 - YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME AT ALL. 559 00:20:15,559 --> 00:20:16,663 - I'M LISTENING TO YOU. I'M STOPPED. 560 00:20:16,698 --> 00:20:18,527 - I'M THE ONE WITH THE DRIVER'S LICENSE. YOU'RE NOT. 561 00:20:18,562 --> 00:20:20,219 NOW DO YOUR COUNTING. 562 00:20:20,253 --> 00:20:22,600 - ONE CRANBERRY, TWO CRANBERRY... 563 00:20:22,635 --> 00:20:23,739 [horn honks] 564 00:20:23,774 --> 00:20:26,225 - IF SOMEBODY TOOTS LIKE THAT, DON'T GET FRAZZLED. 565 00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:28,123 OKAY, NOW, PROCEED. MAKE A RIGHT. 566 00:20:28,157 --> 00:20:30,298 [horn honks] - YEAH, I'M FINE. 567 00:20:30,332 --> 00:20:32,161 I'M MAKING A RIGHT. I'M MAKING A RIGHT. 568 00:20:32,196 --> 00:20:33,370 - WAIT! 569 00:20:35,648 --> 00:20:38,616 - HEY, DAD... - DO NOT BLAME ME, OKAY? 570 00:20:38,651 --> 00:20:40,377 DON'T BLAME THIS ALL ON ME, OKAY? 571 00:20:40,411 --> 00:20:41,861 YOU HAVE TO TAKE A LITTLE BIT OF RESPONSIBILITY. 572 00:20:41,895 --> 00:20:43,414 - YOU WERE THE ONE BEHIND THE WHEEL. 573 00:20:43,449 --> 00:20:45,451 - IF IT WAS JUST ME BEHIND THE WHEEL, 574 00:20:45,485 --> 00:20:47,280 I WOULD HAVE BEEN CALM. - WE HAD AN ACCIDENT. 575 00:20:47,315 --> 00:20:49,351 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAD AN ACCIDENT? 576 00:20:49,386 --> 00:20:50,352 DID ANYBODY GET HURT? 577 00:20:50,387 --> 00:20:51,836 - WE DIDN'T HAVE AN ACCIDENT. 578 00:20:51,871 --> 00:20:53,044 - WELL, I'M A LITTLE HURT. 579 00:20:53,079 --> 00:20:54,839 WE'RE LUCKY TO BE STANDING HERE RIGHT NOW, ACTUALLY. 580 00:20:54,874 --> 00:20:57,428 - DO NOT MAKE THIS INTO A THING. - IT IS A THING. 581 00:20:57,463 --> 00:20:59,327 - YOU'RE EXAGGERATING. - I'M NOT EXAGGERATING. 582 00:20:59,361 --> 00:21:00,604 YOU DON'T LISTEN TO ME. 583 00:21:00,638 --> 00:21:02,882 - OKAY, HEY, HEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CAR? 584 00:21:02,916 --> 00:21:04,918 - TELL HIM WHAT HAPPENED. GO AHEAD. 585 00:21:04,953 --> 00:21:06,299 - YOU'RE GONNA LAUGH. 586 00:21:06,334 --> 00:21:09,060 YOU'RE GONNA LAUGH. - YOU'RE GONNA LAUGH HARD. 587 00:21:09,095 --> 00:21:10,372 - I SWIPED THE MIRROR. THAT'S IT. 588 00:21:10,407 --> 00:21:11,580 - THAT'S IT? JUST THE SIDE MIRROR? 589 00:21:11,615 --> 00:21:12,823 - THAT'S IT. THAT'S ABSOLUTELY IT. 590 00:21:12,857 --> 00:21:14,652 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "THAT'S IT"? 591 00:21:14,687 --> 00:21:16,447 - I MEAN, THAT'S IT. THAT IS REALITY. 592 00:21:16,482 --> 00:21:18,104 - THE WHOLE THING IS-- 593 00:21:18,138 --> 00:21:19,278 - HONEY, IT'S JUST THE MIRROR. 594 00:21:19,312 --> 00:21:20,727 - YOU SHOULD BE THE ONE TO TEACH ME. MAYBE I WAS RIGHT. 595 00:21:20,762 --> 00:21:21,694 - YOU KNOW WHAT? THANKS FOR BRINGING IT UP. 596 00:21:21,728 --> 00:21:23,282 I HATE THE FACT THAT YOU GO BEHIND MY BACK 597 00:21:23,316 --> 00:21:24,766 AND ASK YOUR DAD TO TEACH YOU. 598 00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:26,250 I'M YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE COACH. - WELL, YOU'RE SO CRAZY 599 00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,321 THAT YOU THINK YOU'RE A COACH. - DON'T EVER CALL ME CRAZY. 600 00:21:28,356 --> 00:21:29,495 - LET DAD BE MY COACH. 601 00:21:29,529 --> 00:21:30,944 - I WILL NEVER LET YOU 602 00:21:30,979 --> 00:21:32,843 CONVINCE ME TO TAKE HER ON THE ROAD EVER AGAIN. 603 00:21:32,877 --> 00:21:34,431 SHE'S NOT READY. - DAD. 604 00:21:34,465 --> 00:21:35,604 - WHAT? - ARE YOU GUYS 605 00:21:35,639 --> 00:21:36,743 HAVING AN ARGUMENT? - NO, NO. 606 00:21:36,778 --> 00:21:38,089 - WELL, IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU ARE. 607 00:21:38,124 --> 00:21:39,815 I THINK YOU'RE DEFINITELY HAVING AN ARGUMENT. 608 00:21:39,850 --> 00:21:41,265 - WE'RE NOT HAVING AN ARGUMENT. 609 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:42,611 JUST LET ME-- LET ME TALK TO HER. 610 00:21:42,646 --> 00:21:44,372 - IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE HAVING AN ARGUMENT. 611 00:21:44,406 --> 00:21:46,201 TELL MOM TO COUNT BACKWARDS FROM 30 612 00:21:46,235 --> 00:21:48,237 AND TO TAKE DEEP BREATHS. - OKAY. 613 00:21:48,272 --> 00:21:49,860 - THEY'RE GOOD COPING MECHANISMS. 614 00:21:49,894 --> 00:21:51,758 HEY, MILES. 615 00:21:51,793 --> 00:21:53,864 I THINK HADDIE'S STILL MAD AT MOM. 616 00:21:53,898 --> 00:21:56,418 - I'M GONNA KILL YOU. - AND SHE WANTS TO KILL ME. 617 00:21:56,453 --> 00:21:58,006 - HEY, KRISTINA. - WHAT? 618 00:21:58,040 --> 00:21:59,870 - I LOVE YOU, AND I APPRECIATE 619 00:21:59,904 --> 00:22:01,458 EVERYTHING YOU DO FOR OUR CHILDREN. 620 00:22:01,492 --> 00:22:03,322 - OKAY, SPIT IT OUT. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO SAY? 621 00:22:03,356 --> 00:22:04,633 - IS IT POSSIBLE THAT YOU'RE BEING 622 00:22:04,668 --> 00:22:06,255 A LITTLE IRRATIONAL WITH HADDIE? 623 00:22:06,290 --> 00:22:07,464 - I'M BEING IRRATIONAL? 624 00:22:07,498 --> 00:22:08,879 I'M BEING IRRATIONAL? - I DIDN'T SAY-- 625 00:22:08,913 --> 00:22:09,949 - HONEY, SHE JUST CRASHED THE CAR. 626 00:22:09,983 --> 00:22:11,951 - YOU KNOW, I JUST THINK, THIS IS A BIG STEP. 627 00:22:11,985 --> 00:22:12,848 - HUGE STEP. - OKAY? 628 00:22:12,883 --> 00:22:14,263 OUR DAUGHTER IS LEARNING HOW TO DRIVE. 629 00:22:14,298 --> 00:22:15,092 - ABSOLUTELY. - IT'S SYMBOLIC. 630 00:22:15,126 --> 00:22:16,818 AND MAYBE IT'S NOT EASY FOR YOU... 631 00:22:16,852 --> 00:22:19,165 - I AM NOT BEING IRRATIONAL, ADAM, OKAY? 632 00:22:19,199 --> 00:22:20,304 YOU WEREN'T THERE. I WAS. 633 00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:22,410 OUR DAUGHTER SUCKS AT DRIVING. THAT'S THE PROBLEM. 634 00:22:22,444 --> 00:22:24,135 SO BUTT OUT. 635 00:22:24,998 --> 00:22:26,655 [door slams] 636 00:22:26,690 --> 00:22:28,623 - OKAY. 637 00:22:32,005 --> 00:22:35,319 - HI. - OH, HEY. 638 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:35,906 WHOO. 639 00:22:35,940 --> 00:22:38,115 I THOUGHT YOU WERE ZEEK. 640 00:22:38,149 --> 00:22:39,081 - WHAT YOU DOING? 641 00:22:39,116 --> 00:22:40,807 - WELL, I JUST THOUGHT I'D, UH, SNEAK IN 642 00:22:40,842 --> 00:22:43,672 AND FIX THIS LEAK WITHOUT YOUR FATHER KNOWING, 643 00:22:43,707 --> 00:22:45,605 BECAUSE HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING, 644 00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:49,333 AND I THOUGHT I'D COME IN HERE BEFORE WE "FIX IT" TOMORROW. 645 00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:50,645 - THEN WHAT ARE YOU GONNA TELL HIM? 646 00:22:50,679 --> 00:22:53,441 - I'LL JUST BE LIKE, "WOW, THAT SEEMED A LOT WORSE YESTERDAY, 647 00:22:53,475 --> 00:22:55,028 BUT NOW HERE WE ARE." 648 00:22:55,063 --> 00:22:57,824 DON'T WORRY. I GOT A WHOLE PLAN. IT'S GONNA BE PRETTY AWESOME. 649 00:22:57,859 --> 00:23:00,793 - THAT'S AMAZING THAT YOU JUST KNOW HOW TO FIX THAT. 650 00:23:00,827 --> 00:23:02,311 - OH, YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW, 651 00:23:02,346 --> 00:23:06,523 IT'S WHAT I DID BEFORE I DID, UH, PLAYDATES 652 00:23:06,557 --> 00:23:10,078 AND JUICE BOXES AND ALL THAT. 653 00:23:10,112 --> 00:23:11,804 - HMM. 654 00:23:12,908 --> 00:23:13,737 - WHAT? 655 00:23:13,771 --> 00:23:14,945 - WHAT? 656 00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:21,710 - COME ON. COME ON. 657 00:23:21,745 --> 00:23:25,404 - I WONDER IF I COULD ASK YOU TO BUILD ME SOMETHING. 658 00:23:25,438 --> 00:23:26,922 - OKAY. 659 00:23:29,546 --> 00:23:33,550 - I WONDER IF YOU WOULD BUILD ME A DESK. 660 00:23:33,584 --> 00:23:35,552 - I'D LOVE TO. - REALLY? 661 00:23:35,586 --> 00:23:37,485 - WHAT KIND--WHAT KIND OF DESK ARE WE TALKING? 662 00:23:37,519 --> 00:23:38,486 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA USE IT FOR? 663 00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:40,419 - YOU KNOW, I HAD THIS IDEA THE OTHER DAY. 664 00:23:40,453 --> 00:23:42,421 UM... 665 00:23:42,455 --> 00:23:45,216 IT WAS FOR A SHOE FOR ADAM'S COMPANY. 666 00:23:45,251 --> 00:23:47,667 IF A KID LOST THEIR SHOE, YOU CLICK SOMETHING, 667 00:23:47,702 --> 00:23:49,393 AND THE SHOE WOULD BEEP, AND THEN THEY COULD FIND IT. 668 00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:51,395 - I LOVE THAT IDEA. - REALLY? 669 00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:53,259 - YEAH. I'D BUY A DOZEN OF THOSE FOR SYDNEY. 670 00:23:53,293 --> 00:23:55,917 - SO... - YEAH. 671 00:23:55,951 --> 00:23:57,470 - I JUST STARTED THINKING, YOU KNOW, 672 00:23:57,505 --> 00:24:00,266 IF I HAD A SPACE TO HAVE MORE IDEAS, 673 00:24:00,300 --> 00:24:01,854 MAYBE I'D HAVE MORE IDEAS. - YEAH. 674 00:24:01,888 --> 00:24:03,683 I GET YA. 675 00:24:03,718 --> 00:24:07,204 MAKES SENSE TO ME. YEAH. 676 00:24:07,238 --> 00:24:10,207 [low-key music] 677 00:24:10,241 --> 00:24:11,657 ♪ 678 00:24:11,691 --> 00:24:13,762 - HELLO. YEAH, PLEASE... 679 00:24:13,797 --> 00:24:15,592 COME IN AND LOOK OVER MY SHOULDER, MAX. 680 00:24:15,626 --> 00:24:17,490 DON'T KNOCK. - OKAY. 681 00:24:17,525 --> 00:24:19,803 ARE YOU STILL MAD AT MOM? 682 00:24:19,837 --> 00:24:22,599 - I WAS BEING SARCASTIC. YEAH, I AM. 683 00:24:22,633 --> 00:24:25,498 - CAN YOU HELP ME GET MY SLEEPOVER SET UP? 684 00:24:25,533 --> 00:24:27,431 - [sighs] YEAH. 685 00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:29,778 - YOU KNOW, BECAUSE GABY MADE ME 686 00:24:29,813 --> 00:24:34,058 A "HOW TO HAVE A SUCCESSFUL SLEEPOVER" LIST. 687 00:24:34,093 --> 00:24:36,405 AND ONE OF THE THINGS IS TO MAKE YOUR GUEST 688 00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:37,406 FEEL AT HOME. 689 00:24:37,441 --> 00:24:39,029 SO I'M GONNA PUT UP A BUNCH 690 00:24:39,063 --> 00:24:40,271 OF PICTURES OF NEW YORK 691 00:24:40,306 --> 00:24:43,412 AROUND THE TOP BUNK WHERE JABBAR'S GONNA SLEEP. 692 00:24:43,447 --> 00:24:46,243 DID YOU KNOW THAT, WITH OVER 6,400 CARS, 693 00:24:46,277 --> 00:24:48,314 NEW YORK HAS THE LARGEST FLEET OF SUBWAY CARS IN THE WORLD? 694 00:24:48,348 --> 00:24:51,386 - MAX, WILL YOU LEAVE, AND I'LL TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS LATER? 695 00:24:51,420 --> 00:24:52,249 - OKAY. - CAN YOU JUST GO? 696 00:24:52,283 --> 00:24:54,803 GIVE ME A MINUTE, ALL RIGHT. - OKAY. 697 00:24:54,838 --> 00:24:57,323 - GREAT. THANK YOU. - ONE, TWO... 698 00:24:57,357 --> 00:24:58,358 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? STOP. 699 00:24:58,393 --> 00:24:59,877 - YOU SAID A MINUTE, 60 SECONDS. - I DON'T CARE. 700 00:24:59,912 --> 00:25:01,085 I'LL JUST BE THERE LATER. - FIVE... 701 00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:03,156 - GET OUT OF MY ROOM. - SIX, SEVEN... 702 00:25:03,191 --> 00:25:04,295 - MAX, LEAVE MY ROOM. 703 00:25:04,330 --> 00:25:06,470 ARE YOU AN IDIOT? LEAVE THE ROOM! 704 00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:08,645 - HEY! - LEAVE! 705 00:25:08,679 --> 00:25:10,474 - NINE, TEN... 706 00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:12,752 ELEVEN... 707 00:25:15,583 --> 00:25:17,101 - [whispering] CAN YOU SEE HIM? 708 00:25:17,136 --> 00:25:20,622 - HI, BUDDY. - [normal voice] HE'S AWAKE. 709 00:25:20,657 --> 00:25:22,451 - THANK YOU. - YOU'RE WELCOME. 710 00:25:22,486 --> 00:25:24,557 - I GOT MY FIX. - THAT'S OUR BOY. 711 00:25:24,592 --> 00:25:26,835 - HEY, SO I WAS THINKING, UM, FRIDAY NIGHT, 712 00:25:26,870 --> 00:25:29,182 JABBAR WILL BE AT MAX'S FOR THE SLEEPOVER. 713 00:25:29,217 --> 00:25:30,287 - MM-HMM. 714 00:25:30,321 --> 00:25:33,359 - AND WE'LL BE BACK HERE MAKING THE BOAT ROCK, 715 00:25:33,393 --> 00:25:34,947 DON'T COME KNOCKING. - [scoffs] 716 00:25:34,981 --> 00:25:37,708 - AND THEN SATURDAY, YOU KNOW, MY MOM'S GONNA WANT 717 00:25:37,743 --> 00:25:39,434 TO STUFF HIM FULL OF LASAGNA, 718 00:25:39,468 --> 00:25:42,851 SO I WAS THINKING SATURDAY NIGHT AT MY PARENTS' HOUSE, 719 00:25:42,886 --> 00:25:46,199 AND THEN SUNDAY WE KIND OF HAVE TO GO TO JULIA'S, 720 00:25:46,234 --> 00:25:48,339 BECAUSE SHE'S GOT THIS NEW, WEIRD THING 721 00:25:48,374 --> 00:25:50,687 WHERE SHE THINKS NO ONE WANTS TO GO TO HER HOUSE, 722 00:25:50,721 --> 00:25:52,516 WHICH IS KIND OF TRUE. 723 00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:55,208 - CROSBY, SWEETIE, SLOW DOWN. 724 00:25:55,243 --> 00:25:56,451 WHAT ABOUT MY FAMILY? 725 00:25:56,485 --> 00:25:58,384 - YOU'RE NOT AN ORPHAN. THAT'S RIGHT. 726 00:25:58,418 --> 00:26:00,248 - RIGHT. - SORR--YEAH. 727 00:26:00,282 --> 00:26:01,283 SORRY, I FORGOT. 728 00:26:01,318 --> 00:26:02,664 YOU PROBABLY WANT TO SEE THEM. 729 00:26:02,699 --> 00:26:05,564 - [sighs] I REALLY CAN'T EVEN THINK 730 00:26:05,598 --> 00:26:08,325 ABOUT ALL THIS RIGHT NOW. 731 00:26:08,359 --> 00:26:11,742 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU CAN'T THINK ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW? 732 00:26:11,777 --> 00:26:14,227 - WELL, I'M A LITTLE BUSY. 733 00:26:14,262 --> 00:26:16,575 I'VE GOT JABBAR. 734 00:26:16,609 --> 00:26:18,818 I'VE GOT REHEARSALS. 735 00:26:18,853 --> 00:26:20,509 - MM. 736 00:26:20,544 --> 00:26:22,650 - YOU'RE PISSED? YOU'RE PISSED. 737 00:26:22,684 --> 00:26:24,652 - NO, I'M NOT--NO. 738 00:26:24,686 --> 00:26:27,102 - IT'S OKAY IF YOU ARE. SAY WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND. 739 00:26:27,137 --> 00:26:30,174 - I LOVE JABBAR, AND--AND I LOVE YOU, 740 00:26:30,209 --> 00:26:32,073 AND I MISS YOU GUYS. 741 00:26:32,107 --> 00:26:33,730 AND I FEEL LIKE I'M THE ONLY ONE 742 00:26:33,764 --> 00:26:36,664 THAT'S PUTTING ANY EFFORT INTO THIS RELATIONSHIP. 743 00:26:36,698 --> 00:26:39,183 I'VE BEEN FLYING BACK AND FORTH EVERY OTHER WEEK. 744 00:26:39,218 --> 00:26:40,771 AND NOW THAT YOU'RE FINALLY COMING, 745 00:26:40,806 --> 00:26:41,945 YOU CAN'T EVEN TALK ABOUT IT? 746 00:26:41,979 --> 00:26:45,604 - WELL, I WANT TO BE WITH YOU TOO. 747 00:26:45,638 --> 00:26:46,639 I MISS YOU. 748 00:26:46,674 --> 00:26:48,365 - YEAH? YOU SURE? 749 00:26:48,399 --> 00:26:50,643 - I DO. - ALL RIGHT. 750 00:26:50,678 --> 00:26:53,370 - HOLD ON ONE SECOND. 751 00:26:53,404 --> 00:26:55,510 - TAKE YOUR TIME GETTING THERE. IT'S A GOOD SHOT. 752 00:26:55,544 --> 00:26:56,649 - SHH. NOT SO LOUD. 753 00:26:56,684 --> 00:26:58,409 - SORRY. - I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE 754 00:26:58,444 --> 00:26:59,479 THAT HE WAS SLEEPING. 755 00:26:59,514 --> 00:27:01,274 THEY MUST HAVE MADE THIS SKYPE THING 756 00:27:01,309 --> 00:27:04,968 FOR SOMETHING OTHER THAN JUST TALKING. 757 00:27:06,728 --> 00:27:10,145 - OH, MY GOD. ARE WE ABOUT TO HAVE SKYPE SEX? 758 00:27:10,180 --> 00:27:12,044 - UH-HUH. UH-HUH. 759 00:27:12,078 --> 00:27:15,081 - 'CAUSE I HEARD THIS CAN BE VERY DANGEROUS. 760 00:27:15,116 --> 00:27:17,187 OH, MY GOODNESS. WAIT--WAIT FOR ME. 761 00:27:17,221 --> 00:27:20,224 OKAY, GO SLOWER, THOUGH. OH, MY GOODNESS. 762 00:27:20,259 --> 00:27:22,571 - WHY DON'T YOU GO LAY DOWN ON THE COUCH 763 00:27:22,606 --> 00:27:23,711 OR THE BED OR WHATEVER? 764 00:27:23,745 --> 00:27:27,128 - OKAY, YEAH, I'M GOING TO THE BEDROOM. 765 00:27:27,162 --> 00:27:29,268 DANCE A LITTLE SLOWER, THOUGH, OKAY? 766 00:27:29,302 --> 00:27:30,579 - YOU READY? 767 00:27:30,614 --> 00:27:32,685 - THIS IS FANTASTIC. 768 00:27:37,345 --> 00:27:40,106 WAIT. DID YOU JUST STOP MOVING, OR IS IT-- 769 00:27:40,141 --> 00:27:42,039 - OH, YEAH. - NO, YOU'RE BREAKING--HOLD ON. 770 00:27:42,074 --> 00:27:44,628 - YOU READY? - I THINK I'M IN A DEAD ZONE. 771 00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:45,664 I GOT TO GO BACK TO THE-- 772 00:27:45,698 --> 00:27:47,182 - YEAH? - OKAY. 773 00:27:47,217 --> 00:27:48,494 JASMINE? - CROSBY? 774 00:27:48,528 --> 00:27:50,599 - HOLD ON. DON'T--DON'T--DON'T STOP. 775 00:27:50,634 --> 00:27:53,050 STRONGER SIGNAL, BUT DON'T STOP. 776 00:27:53,085 --> 00:27:56,226 COME ON. [laughs with frustration] 777 00:27:56,260 --> 00:27:57,952 COME ON! JASMINE! 778 00:28:01,231 --> 00:28:02,197 - HEY. 779 00:28:02,232 --> 00:28:03,820 - HEY. 780 00:28:03,854 --> 00:28:05,684 - SORRY, I SHOULD HAVE CALLED. 781 00:28:05,718 --> 00:28:06,788 IT'S A BAD TIME? - NOPE. 782 00:28:06,823 --> 00:28:07,996 NOPE. COME ON IN. WHAT'S UP? 783 00:28:08,031 --> 00:28:09,549 - HI. NOTHING. - GOOD. 784 00:28:09,584 --> 00:28:11,620 HOW ARE THINGS AT THE HOUSE? WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THE ROOF? 785 00:28:11,655 --> 00:28:12,967 - JOEL'S WORKING ON IT, AND... 786 00:28:13,001 --> 00:28:15,624 - GOOD. 787 00:28:15,659 --> 00:28:17,005 - THE SHOE THING WAS AN IDEA-- 788 00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:18,524 - YEAH, LISTEN, HOLD ON ONE SECOND, OKAY? 789 00:28:18,558 --> 00:28:19,663 SARAH, HOLD ON ONE SECOND. 790 00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:21,182 LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS IN ONE SECOND. 791 00:28:21,216 --> 00:28:23,978 HEY, IT'S JUST MY SISTER. I'LL JUST BE A MINUTE. 792 00:28:24,012 --> 00:28:25,704 HEY. LISTEN, WE GOT TO WRAP THIS UP. 793 00:28:25,738 --> 00:28:27,740 I GOT TO HAVE A LITTLE MEETING ACROSS THE HALL. 794 00:28:27,775 --> 00:28:29,811 - RIGHT. OKAY. IT WAS MY IDEA. 795 00:28:29,846 --> 00:28:32,711 AND I FEEL LIKE YOU JUST KIND OF TOOK IT. 796 00:28:32,745 --> 00:28:36,024 - [stammering] SARAH, LOOK, YOU KNOW, YOU SAID THAT TO ME 797 00:28:36,059 --> 00:28:38,682 IN AN OFFHAND WAY THAT MORNING. 798 00:28:38,717 --> 00:28:39,510 - MM-HMM. - IT'S NOT LIKE WE SAT DOWN 799 00:28:39,545 --> 00:28:41,754 AND HAD AN OFFICIAL PITCH MEETING. 800 00:28:41,789 --> 00:28:43,135 - OH, I DIDN'T KNOW-- I DIDN'T KNOW WE HAD 801 00:28:43,169 --> 00:28:44,377 TO HAVE AN OFFICIAL MEETING. 802 00:28:44,412 --> 00:28:46,034 MAYBE WE SHOULD TAKE IT TO THE PEOPLE'S COURT 803 00:28:46,069 --> 00:28:47,553 OR, YOU KNOW, CALL JUDGE JUDY. 804 00:28:47,587 --> 00:28:49,106 - YOU KNOW, SARAH, LET'S NOT HAVE A FIGHT ABOUT THIS. 805 00:28:49,141 --> 00:28:50,659 - SERIOUSLY, I DIDN'T KNOW WE HAD TO HAVE A MEETING. 806 00:28:50,694 --> 00:28:52,006 OKAY, ADAM, I HAD AN IDEA, AND I FEEL 807 00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:53,628 LIKE IF I DON'T START TO VALUE MY IDEAS, 808 00:28:53,662 --> 00:28:55,630 I'M GONNA DISAPPEAR. 809 00:28:55,664 --> 00:28:56,665 LET ME BE PART OF IT. 810 00:28:56,700 --> 00:28:58,875 - GOD, SARAH, I'VE DONE, LIKE, A MILLION THINGS 811 00:28:58,909 --> 00:29:00,393 FOR YOU OVER THE YEARS, AND I'VE NEVER ASKED 812 00:29:00,428 --> 00:29:02,430 FOR MORE THAN A THANK-YOU. 813 00:29:04,501 --> 00:29:08,091 - WELL, I'M ASKING FOR MORE. 814 00:29:21,207 --> 00:29:24,003 - NO. NO, WAIT, MAYBE HEX. 815 00:29:24,038 --> 00:29:25,108 - I'M USING FLATHEADS. 816 00:29:25,142 --> 00:29:26,419 - YEAH, I KNOW YOU'RE USING FLATHEADS, 817 00:29:26,454 --> 00:29:27,766 BUT IT'S THE WRONG SCREW. 818 00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:28,870 THEY'RE GONNA POP RIGHT THROUGH THE SHINGLE. 819 00:29:28,905 --> 00:29:30,769 - IT'S NOT THE WRONG SCREW. FLATHEADS ARE FINE. 820 00:29:30,803 --> 00:29:33,737 - YOU KNOW, I CAN'T-- 821 00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:34,980 I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE. 822 00:29:35,014 --> 00:29:36,671 EVERYTHING YOU'RE DOING IS WRONG. 823 00:29:36,705 --> 00:29:37,983 DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT? 824 00:29:38,017 --> 00:29:39,087 AND IF THERE'S ONE THING I CAN'T STAND, 825 00:29:39,122 --> 00:29:43,333 IT'S DOING A JOB BADLY, AND YOU ARE DOING THIS... 826 00:29:43,367 --> 00:29:44,679 SO BADLY. 827 00:29:44,713 --> 00:29:46,336 IT'S LIKE--IT'S EVEN WORSE 828 00:29:46,370 --> 00:29:48,131 THAT YOU'RE TREATING ME LIKE I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING, 829 00:29:48,165 --> 00:29:49,442 WHEN I'M A CERTIFIED CONTRACTOR 830 00:29:49,477 --> 00:29:52,273 WHO GOT PAID, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, A LOT OF MONEY 831 00:29:52,307 --> 00:29:56,173 TO DO WHAT YOU HAVE-- YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO DO. 832 00:29:57,830 --> 00:29:59,659 - WHAT, IS THAT IT? - NOT REMOTELY. 833 00:29:59,694 --> 00:30:00,729 - REALLY? - YES. 834 00:30:00,764 --> 00:30:02,455 - WELL, LET ME HEAR THE REST OF IT. 835 00:30:02,490 --> 00:30:05,458 - I HATE THAT YOU TREAT ME LIKE I'M MY DAUGHTER'S AGE. 836 00:30:05,493 --> 00:30:06,839 I'M A GROWN-ASS MAN. 837 00:30:06,874 --> 00:30:08,807 AND IF I DIDN'T HAVE A RECESSION 838 00:30:08,841 --> 00:30:11,016 WHERE I COULDN'T AFFORD TO PAY MY TEAM, 839 00:30:11,050 --> 00:30:12,603 I'D BE UP HERE... - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 840 00:30:12,638 --> 00:30:14,847 - DOING THIS JOB WITH SEVERAL OTHER MORE QUALIFIED PEOPLE 841 00:30:14,882 --> 00:30:16,884 THAN YOURSELF. - GOT SOME ANGER IN THERE, HUH? 842 00:30:16,918 --> 00:30:19,438 - WELL... - A LITTLE SPIRIT--I LIKE THAT. 843 00:30:19,472 --> 00:30:22,648 I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER HEARD YOU SAY MORE THAN FIVE WORDS 844 00:30:22,682 --> 00:30:24,753 SINCE I KNEW YOU. - WELL... 845 00:30:24,788 --> 00:30:27,204 - NO, REALLY. 846 00:30:27,239 --> 00:30:29,758 I HEAR YOU. AND I SEE YOU. 847 00:30:29,793 --> 00:30:33,141 THAT'S COMING FROM MY COUNSELING SESSIONS. 848 00:30:33,176 --> 00:30:35,040 IT'S WORKING, HUH? - THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. 849 00:30:35,074 --> 00:30:37,939 - YOU COULD BENEFIT FROM IT. YOU GOT SOME ANGER ISSUES. 850 00:30:37,974 --> 00:30:39,838 I GOT TO TELL YOU, I LIKE IT. 851 00:30:39,872 --> 00:30:42,012 IT'S SPUNKY. 852 00:30:43,876 --> 00:30:47,984 [telephone rings] 853 00:30:48,018 --> 00:30:50,331 - HELLO? - HEY, IT'S ME. 854 00:30:50,365 --> 00:30:51,746 - HEY. 855 00:30:51,780 --> 00:30:53,852 - YOU'RE GONNA HATE ME. 856 00:30:53,886 --> 00:30:56,130 - I'M NOT GONNA HATE YOU. I LIKE YOU. 857 00:30:56,164 --> 00:30:59,167 I'M COUNTING DOWN THE HOURS. 858 00:30:59,202 --> 00:31:02,550 - UH, I CAN'T COME OUT. 859 00:31:06,726 --> 00:31:08,073 - I HATE YOU. 860 00:31:08,107 --> 00:31:12,801 - IT'S DOWN TO ME AND ONE OTHER PERSON 861 00:31:12,836 --> 00:31:14,596 FOR THAT UNDERSTUDY PART. 862 00:31:14,631 --> 00:31:17,530 WELL, IT'S, UH-- 863 00:31:17,565 --> 00:31:19,981 IT'S FOR A GOOD REASON. 864 00:31:20,016 --> 00:31:23,191 I CAN'T PASS THIS UP. 865 00:31:28,852 --> 00:31:31,234 [telephone rings] 866 00:31:32,545 --> 00:31:35,652 - GORDON, YOU GOT A MINUTE? - COME ON IN. 867 00:31:38,068 --> 00:31:40,622 - IT WASN'T MY IDEA-- THE SHOE CLICKER. 868 00:31:40,657 --> 00:31:41,900 MY SISTER CAME UP WITH IT. 869 00:31:41,934 --> 00:31:43,867 I DON'T KNOW WHY I LIED ABOUT IT, BUT I DID. 870 00:31:43,902 --> 00:31:45,041 - HOW CAN I PUT THIS? 871 00:31:45,075 --> 00:31:47,353 UM, I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS. 872 00:31:47,388 --> 00:31:49,390 - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, I'LL--I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. 873 00:31:49,424 --> 00:31:51,047 ALL RIGHT? SORRY. - LISTEN, YOU KNOW, 874 00:31:51,081 --> 00:31:52,980 YOU SAY THAT YOUR FAMILY'S NOT A DISTRACTION, 875 00:31:53,014 --> 00:31:54,119 BUT EVERY TIME I TURN AROUND, 876 00:31:54,153 --> 00:31:56,224 WE'VE GOT ANOTHER CRISIS ON OUR HANDS. 877 00:31:56,259 --> 00:31:57,398 - YEAH, YEAH, I KNOW. 878 00:31:57,432 --> 00:31:58,951 - IF YOU'RE JUST GONNA PHONE IT IN-- 879 00:31:58,986 --> 00:32:00,746 - HEY, GORDON, NOBODY'S PHONING IT IN. 880 00:32:00,780 --> 00:32:02,403 - YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 881 00:32:02,437 --> 00:32:05,233 I NEED YOU HERE, ADAM, FOCUSED. 882 00:32:05,268 --> 00:32:07,891 YOU ARE AN ESSENTIAL PART OF THIS COMPANY, OKAY? 883 00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:10,273 AND WE'RE IN TROUBLE. 884 00:32:14,449 --> 00:32:15,968 - ALL RIGHT. 885 00:32:16,003 --> 00:32:18,867 - NO, NO, NO. - WHAT? WHAT? 886 00:32:18,902 --> 00:32:20,697 - NO, NO. 887 00:32:20,731 --> 00:32:21,940 UNCLE CROSBY! 888 00:32:21,974 --> 00:32:24,045 - HEY. HI. - HI. HI. WE'RE GETTING READY. 889 00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:25,944 - I SEE THAT. 890 00:32:25,978 --> 00:32:28,049 LOOK AT ALL THIS. - IT'S GONNA BE SO AWESOME. 891 00:32:28,084 --> 00:32:30,189 CHECK IT OUT-- JABBAR'S FAVORITE, 892 00:32:30,224 --> 00:32:33,675 ORANGE SODA AND... - HE LOVES THAT. 893 00:32:33,710 --> 00:32:34,987 - AND SUN CHIPS. 894 00:32:35,022 --> 00:32:36,299 MY MOM SAID THAT IT'S OKAY FOR ME TO HAVE FOOD 895 00:32:36,333 --> 00:32:37,990 IN MY ROOM JUST THIS ONE TIME. 896 00:32:38,025 --> 00:32:39,095 - GOOD JOB. - SO EAT IT NOW 897 00:32:39,129 --> 00:32:40,786 BECAUSE THIS IS GONNA BE PROBABLY YOUR LAST CHANCE 898 00:32:40,820 --> 00:32:42,891 TO EVER EAT FOOD IN MY ROOM. - OKAY. MAYBE LATER, THOUGH. 899 00:32:42,926 --> 00:32:45,342 - OKAY. - UM, IS EVERYONE...? 900 00:32:45,377 --> 00:32:47,137 - EVERYONE'S OUT. - EVERYONE'S OUT? 901 00:32:47,172 --> 00:32:49,968 - WHY? - UM, MAX... 902 00:32:50,002 --> 00:32:51,728 - YEAH. - YOU DID A REALLY GOOD JOB 903 00:32:51,762 --> 00:32:53,350 PLANNING FOR THIS SLEEPOVER. - THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 904 00:32:53,385 --> 00:32:54,765 I LOVE IT. I LOVE IT. - HEY, BUDDY? 905 00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:55,974 I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS. 906 00:32:56,008 --> 00:32:57,941 THERE'S BEEN A CHANGE IN PLAN, 907 00:32:57,976 --> 00:32:59,978 AND, UH, JABBAR CAN'T COME. 908 00:33:00,012 --> 00:33:02,773 - YES, HE CAN. HE'S FLYING TOMORROW-- 909 00:33:02,808 --> 00:33:05,984 FLIGHT 932, ARRIVING OAKLAND INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT, 910 00:33:06,018 --> 00:33:07,502 5:45 P.M. 911 00:33:07,537 --> 00:33:11,058 - OKAY, BUT HE CHANGED PLANS. - NO, HE HAS A TICKET. 912 00:33:11,092 --> 00:33:13,025 - YEAH, BUT THERE WAS A CHANGE OF PLAN. 913 00:33:13,060 --> 00:33:16,960 - MAX, I'M SURE HE CAN COME BACK AGAIN SOON, RIGHT? 914 00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:18,134 - YEAH, HOPEFULLY, 915 00:33:18,168 --> 00:33:19,859 BUT, YOU KNOW, WHO KNOWS AT THIS POINT? 916 00:33:19,894 --> 00:33:21,965 - WHAT? NO! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! 917 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,416 NO, THIS SUCKS! - MAX, MAX, BUDDY, BUDDY. 918 00:33:24,450 --> 00:33:26,004 I'M IN THE SAME BOAT AS YOU ARE. 919 00:33:26,038 --> 00:33:27,350 WHOA! HEY, HEY. - NO! NO! 920 00:33:27,384 --> 00:33:30,663 [shouting and overlapping talking] 921 00:33:30,698 --> 00:33:33,287 - MAX, MAX, MAX, MAX. 922 00:33:33,321 --> 00:33:35,634 CALM DOWN. MAX. - [shouts] 923 00:33:35,668 --> 00:33:37,567 - MAX, TAKE A DEEP BREATH. REMEMBER? WE TAKE A DEEP BREATH. 924 00:33:37,601 --> 00:33:39,155 REMEMBER? OKAY. 925 00:33:39,189 --> 00:33:41,260 LISTEN, I KNOW YOU'RE UPSET. 926 00:33:41,295 --> 00:33:43,124 YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO BE, OKAY? 927 00:33:43,159 --> 00:33:44,229 IT'S NOT FAIR. - NO! 928 00:33:44,263 --> 00:33:47,163 - MAX, I KNOW YOU'RE UPSET. I'M UPSET TOO, OKAY? 929 00:33:47,197 --> 00:33:48,681 I AM. AND IT'S NOT FAIR. 930 00:33:48,716 --> 00:33:49,993 I KNOW, ALL RIGHT? 931 00:33:50,028 --> 00:33:51,512 MAX, LOOK AT ME. 932 00:33:51,546 --> 00:33:54,791 BUT IT'S NOT GONNA HELP TO KICK AND SCREAM AND YELL. 933 00:33:54,825 --> 00:33:56,482 MAX, LOOK AT ME. ALL RIGHT? 934 00:33:56,517 --> 00:33:58,105 SO WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO TRY AND CALM DOWN 935 00:33:58,139 --> 00:34:00,314 AND COME UP WITH ANOTHER PLAN, ALL RIGHT? 936 00:34:00,348 --> 00:34:04,145 CALM DOWN AND COME UP WITH A PLAN "B," OKAY? 937 00:34:04,180 --> 00:34:06,147 MAX, DEEP BREATH. - I'M GONNA GO WATCH SOME TV. 938 00:34:06,182 --> 00:34:07,735 DO YOU WANT SOME EXTRA SCREEN TIME? 939 00:34:07,769 --> 00:34:10,669 - NO TV, ACTUALLY. MAYBE JUST A GLASS OF WATER. 940 00:34:10,703 --> 00:34:14,190 AND I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. - YEAH. YEAH. 941 00:34:15,812 --> 00:34:17,365 - YOU OKAY? - WOW. 942 00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:19,574 UM, YEAH, I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT SIDE OF HIM. 943 00:34:19,609 --> 00:34:21,576 - YEAH, HE'S GONNA LEARN NOT TO DO THAT. 944 00:34:21,611 --> 00:34:23,337 IT JUST-- IT JUST TAKES A WHILE. 945 00:34:23,371 --> 00:34:24,993 - HMM. GOOD--GOOD JOB, THOUGH. 946 00:34:25,028 --> 00:34:27,720 - THANKS. - YEAH. 947 00:34:33,899 --> 00:34:36,522 - WOW. I'M BACK IN THE GAME. 948 00:34:36,557 --> 00:34:38,938 THAT'S AMAZING, DAD. THANK YOU. 949 00:34:38,973 --> 00:34:40,423 - YEAH. 950 00:34:40,457 --> 00:34:44,116 WELL, YOU KNOW, JOEL CONTRIBUTED. 951 00:34:54,678 --> 00:34:55,990 - HEY. 952 00:34:56,024 --> 00:34:58,717 - YOUR FATHER LOVES ME. 953 00:34:58,751 --> 00:35:01,478 - HOW DOES THAT FEEL? 954 00:35:01,513 --> 00:35:03,031 - NOT SURE YET. 955 00:35:03,066 --> 00:35:05,310 - [sighs] 956 00:35:05,344 --> 00:35:06,966 I'M GOING BACK OUT THERE. 957 00:35:07,001 --> 00:35:08,934 I READ TEN BOOKS ON SEX ED. - OH. 958 00:35:08,968 --> 00:35:11,143 - I THINK I HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF A BETTER HANDLE 959 00:35:11,178 --> 00:35:13,214 ON HOW TO EXPLAIN A PENIS TO A SIX-YEAR-OLD GIRL. 960 00:35:13,249 --> 00:35:16,769 - I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CAN EXPLAIN SOMETHING-- 961 00:35:16,804 --> 00:35:18,771 CAN WE JUST GIVE HER FIVE OR SIX YEARS TO SHAKE OFF 962 00:35:18,806 --> 00:35:21,464 THE DAMAGE WE'VE DONE AND THEN START FRESH? 963 00:35:21,498 --> 00:35:24,501 - NO, BABE. I'M THE MOM. 964 00:35:24,536 --> 00:35:25,640 SHE'S A GIRL. 965 00:35:25,675 --> 00:35:28,195 YOU HAVE TO LET ME MAKE THIS DECISION ON THIS ONE. 966 00:35:28,229 --> 00:35:29,506 - [chuckles] YEAH. 967 00:35:29,541 --> 00:35:33,924 YEAH, AND IF WE HAD A BOY, YOU'D LET ME HANDLE IT? 968 00:35:33,959 --> 00:35:36,341 WHAT? 969 00:35:39,551 --> 00:35:41,829 - IT'S--WHEN YOU SAID, "IF WE HAD A BOY," 970 00:35:41,863 --> 00:35:44,418 I PICTURED US HAVING A BOY. 971 00:35:44,452 --> 00:35:46,592 - OH. 972 00:35:46,627 --> 00:35:50,838 - I WANT HER TO HAVE A BROTHER OR A SISTER. 973 00:35:50,872 --> 00:35:53,530 WE CAN'T WAIT FOREVER ON THIS, YOU KNOW? 974 00:35:53,565 --> 00:35:55,912 WE ALWAYS SAID YOU COULD BUILD A BEDROOM ABOVE THE GARAGE, 975 00:35:55,946 --> 00:35:57,327 SO THAT'S-- THAT IS PERFECT. 976 00:35:57,362 --> 00:35:58,777 - LET'S JUST HOLD ON A SECOND. WHEN ARE YOU-- 977 00:35:58,811 --> 00:36:00,951 - WHEN-- YES, THAT IS KEY. 978 00:36:00,986 --> 00:36:03,678 THAT IS ABSOLUTELY KEY. 979 00:36:03,713 --> 00:36:05,680 [exhales deeply] 980 00:36:05,715 --> 00:36:09,857 I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION. 981 00:36:09,891 --> 00:36:11,755 - NEITHER CAN I. 982 00:36:31,603 --> 00:36:33,225 - HEY. 983 00:36:33,260 --> 00:36:35,676 - HEY. 984 00:36:35,710 --> 00:36:38,541 - WHAT YOU DOING? 985 00:36:38,575 --> 00:36:42,717 - I'M SORRY. I'LL--I WILL PAY FOR IT. 986 00:36:42,752 --> 00:36:45,030 - OKAY. 987 00:36:45,064 --> 00:36:49,068 - SO I'M GONNA PAY FOR IT, THEN? 988 00:36:49,103 --> 00:36:51,450 - I GUESS SO. YOU JUST OFFERED. 989 00:36:51,485 --> 00:36:53,418 - I DON'T KNOW. I FEEL STUPID ABOUT IT. 990 00:36:53,452 --> 00:36:55,592 JUST-- I DON'T HAVE MONEY. 991 00:36:55,627 --> 00:36:57,145 I DON'T HAVE MONEY TO PAY FOR IT. 992 00:36:57,180 --> 00:36:59,769 - HADDIE, IT'S FINE. 993 00:37:01,874 --> 00:37:04,325 - I AM SORRY 994 00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:07,639 FOR THIS AND FOR BEING RUDE TO YOU 995 00:37:07,673 --> 00:37:09,917 AND TREATING YOU REALLY BADLY. 996 00:37:09,951 --> 00:37:11,436 AND, I DON'T KNOW, I JUST-- 997 00:37:11,470 --> 00:37:14,715 BUT I DO HAVE TO SAY TO YOU, AND I DON'T MEAN THIS 998 00:37:14,749 --> 00:37:15,888 AS AN INSULT, 999 00:37:15,923 --> 00:37:20,686 BUT I FEEL LIKE YOU WERE BEING A LITTLE BIT IRRATIONAL. 1000 00:37:24,759 --> 00:37:26,382 - I WAS? - YEAH. 1001 00:37:26,416 --> 00:37:28,936 A LITTLE BIT... 1002 00:37:28,970 --> 00:37:32,905 YOU KNOW, A LITTLE OUT OF THE ORDINARY. 1003 00:37:35,287 --> 00:37:37,047 - IT'S ABOUT "CATASTROPHIZATION." 1004 00:37:37,082 --> 00:37:38,911 - OKAY. 1005 00:37:38,946 --> 00:37:40,396 - "CATASTROPHIZATION." 1006 00:37:40,430 --> 00:37:42,639 - THAT'S NOT A WORD. - IT'S NOT A REAL WORD. 1007 00:37:42,674 --> 00:37:45,573 BUT IT'S ONE THAT YOUR DAD MADE UP FOR ME, 1008 00:37:45,608 --> 00:37:47,644 'CAUSE I SOMETIMES "CATASTROPHIZE" THINGS. 1009 00:37:47,679 --> 00:37:50,820 YOU KNOW, I LOOK INTO THE FUTURE, AND... 1010 00:37:50,854 --> 00:37:52,580 I SEE THE WORST-- 1011 00:37:52,615 --> 00:37:54,479 YOU DRIVING THIS CAR, 1012 00:37:54,513 --> 00:37:57,447 AND YOU GETTING IN A HORRIBLE, AWFUL CAR ACCIDENT. 1013 00:37:57,482 --> 00:38:01,244 AND ME HAVING TO GO DOWN TO THE SCENE 1014 00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:03,626 AND SEEING YOUR BODY AND SMELL THE CARNAGE... 1015 00:38:03,660 --> 00:38:05,213 - WHAT? MOM. - AND I CAN SEE THE PEOPLE 1016 00:38:05,248 --> 00:38:06,870 JUST SWARMING AROUND... - STOP. 1017 00:38:06,905 --> 00:38:08,009 STOP. STOP. 1018 00:38:08,044 --> 00:38:10,667 - I JUST--I KNOW. I'M SORRY. 1019 00:38:10,702 --> 00:38:12,807 - THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 1020 00:38:12,842 --> 00:38:15,016 - I KNOW. 1021 00:38:16,673 --> 00:38:20,332 I JUST LOVE YOU WAY TOO MUCH. 1022 00:38:20,367 --> 00:38:23,784 AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO. 1023 00:38:23,818 --> 00:38:24,612 - OKAY. 1024 00:38:24,647 --> 00:38:25,786 - AND THEN I THINK ABOUT MAX 1025 00:38:25,820 --> 00:38:27,753 AND WHO'S GONNA TAKE CARE OF HIM WHEN WE'RE NOT AROUND. 1026 00:38:27,788 --> 00:38:29,617 - MOM, I WILL. 1027 00:38:29,652 --> 00:38:30,825 - HONEY, I WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO YOU. 1028 00:38:30,860 --> 00:38:32,344 I WOULD NEVER PUT THAT BURDEN ON YOU 1029 00:38:32,379 --> 00:38:33,587 TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR BROTHER. 1030 00:38:33,621 --> 00:38:35,036 I JUST--I WOULDN'T. 1031 00:38:35,071 --> 00:38:38,108 - IT'S NOT A BURDEN. 1032 00:38:38,143 --> 00:38:41,388 I LOVE MAX. HE'S MY BROTHER. 1033 00:38:43,217 --> 00:38:45,184 YOU KNOW THAT. 1034 00:38:45,219 --> 00:38:46,772 [Greg Laswell's Take a Bow] 1035 00:38:46,807 --> 00:38:50,362 - ♪ TAKE A BOW 1036 00:38:50,397 --> 00:38:51,950 ♪ 'CAUSE YOU PLAYED 1037 00:38:51,984 --> 00:38:55,160 ♪ YOUR HEART OUT 1038 00:38:55,194 --> 00:38:56,679 - I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M EATING SNACKS 1039 00:38:56,713 --> 00:38:58,543 AND DRINKING SODA IN MY BED. 1040 00:38:58,577 --> 00:39:01,546 - ♪ AND TAKE YOUR TIME 1041 00:39:01,580 --> 00:39:04,997 - HEY, I WONDER IF THE TOP BUNK CAVED IN ON ME 1042 00:39:05,032 --> 00:39:06,447 IF I'D DIE. 1043 00:39:06,482 --> 00:39:08,760 - I DON'T THINK IT WOULD CAVE IN. 1044 00:39:08,794 --> 00:39:12,833 - BUT IF IT DID, I'D PROBABLY DIE, RIGHT? 1045 00:39:12,867 --> 00:39:15,422 - UH, MAYBE. 1046 00:39:17,596 --> 00:39:20,081 - SLEEPOVERS ROCK. 1047 00:39:20,116 --> 00:39:22,049 - THEY DO. 1048 00:39:22,083 --> 00:39:24,396 - ARE YOU HAVING FUN? 1049 00:39:24,431 --> 00:39:28,400 - YEAH. I'M HAVING A LOT OF FUN, MAX. 1050 00:39:28,435 --> 00:39:31,161 - WE SHOULD DO THIS EVERY NIGHT. 1051 00:39:31,196 --> 00:39:33,509 - UM... 1052 00:39:33,543 --> 00:39:35,234 IT WOULD BE... 1053 00:39:35,269 --> 00:39:38,859 PRETTY AMAZING. 1054 00:39:38,893 --> 00:39:41,068 - [sighs] 1055 00:39:41,102 --> 00:39:42,794 GOOD NIGHT, HADDIE. 1056 00:39:43,967 --> 00:39:45,348 - GOOD NIGHT, MAX. 1057 00:39:45,383 --> 00:39:49,973 - ♪ OH, SO WHAT? 1058 00:39:50,008 --> 00:39:52,562 ♪ MAYBE SHE COULD 1059 00:39:52,597 --> 00:39:55,738 ♪ NOT REALLY EVER SEE 1060 00:39:55,772 --> 00:39:58,879 - HEY. I DIDN'T HEAR YOU PULL UP. 1061 00:39:58,913 --> 00:40:03,815 - I JUST WAS INSIDE, SAID HI TO MOM AND DAD. 1062 00:40:03,849 --> 00:40:05,023 HOW'S IT GOING? 1063 00:40:05,057 --> 00:40:07,335 - OH, GOOD. FINE. - YEP? 1064 00:40:07,370 --> 00:40:10,338 - YEP. - [sighs] 1065 00:40:10,373 --> 00:40:12,271 LISTEN, I'M REALLY SORRY 1066 00:40:12,306 --> 00:40:15,447 FOR CO-OPTING YOUR IDEA. 1067 00:40:15,482 --> 00:40:17,967 AND I'D LIKE TO OFFER YOU A JOB. 1068 00:40:18,001 --> 00:40:22,281 ♪ 1069 00:40:22,316 --> 00:40:25,077 WHAT? YOU SAID YOU WANTED MORE. 1070 00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:29,806 - REALLY? - YEAH. 1071 00:40:29,841 --> 00:40:30,911 YOU KNOW, IT'D BE AN INTERNSHIP. 1072 00:40:30,945 --> 00:40:32,740 IT'D BE IN THE DESIGN DEPARTMENT. 1073 00:40:32,775 --> 00:40:34,708 BUT THAT WOULD BE GOOD FOR YOU. 1074 00:40:34,742 --> 00:40:36,295 THERE'D BE SOME MONEY, NOT A LOT, 1075 00:40:36,330 --> 00:40:38,159 BUT IT WOULD BE A START. 1076 00:40:39,333 --> 00:40:42,923 - ♪ FILLED WITH SPEED OF LIGHT, YOU'VE HAD WITH HER ♪ 1077 00:40:42,957 --> 00:40:45,960 - [chuckles] 1078 00:40:45,995 --> 00:40:49,757 THAT WOULD BE GREAT. 1079 00:40:49,792 --> 00:40:51,690 - ALL RIGHT. GREAT. 1080 00:40:51,725 --> 00:40:53,347 ALL RIGHT, SO WE'LL, UH... 1081 00:40:53,381 --> 00:40:55,004 WORK OUT SOME DETAILS TOMORROW, OKAY? 1082 00:40:55,038 --> 00:40:58,248 - OKAY. - I JUST GOT TO GET HOME. 1083 00:41:00,216 --> 00:41:03,046 - ADAM? - YEAH? 1084 00:41:06,049 --> 00:41:08,535 - THANK YOU. 1085 00:41:08,569 --> 00:41:11,434 - THANK YOU. 1086 00:41:11,469 --> 00:41:16,646 ♪ 1087 00:41:19,166 --> 00:41:22,859 - ♪ TAKE A BOW