1 00:00:02,278 --> 00:00:03,210 I GOT IN A LITTLE MOTORCYCLE... 2 00:00:03,244 --> 00:00:04,935 - WHAT HAPPENED? - SPILL. 3 00:00:04,970 --> 00:00:06,523 YOU'RE NOT RIDING A MOTORCYCLE. 4 00:00:06,558 --> 00:00:07,938 CROSBY! 5 00:00:07,973 --> 00:00:09,181 SURGERY WENT WELL. 6 00:00:09,216 --> 00:00:10,941 BUT YOU HAVE TO TRY TO GET BETTER, 7 00:00:10,976 --> 00:00:12,874 'CAUSE A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE COUNTING ON YOU. 8 00:00:12,909 --> 00:00:13,875 I'M PREGNANT. 9 00:00:13,910 --> 00:00:16,602 YOU BARELY HAD TIME TO BE IN LOVE. 10 00:00:16,637 --> 00:00:18,121 YOU HAVE NO IDEA 11 00:00:18,156 --> 00:00:19,950 HOW HARD SOMETHING LIKE THIS IS TO DO BY YOURSELF. 12 00:00:19,985 --> 00:00:22,160 - I REALLY LIKE YOU. - I THINK I LIKE HIM. 13 00:00:22,194 --> 00:00:24,645 JOEL, UM, I'M SEEING SOMEONE. 14 00:00:24,679 --> 00:00:26,164 - UH-- - THIS IS DYLAN. 15 00:00:26,198 --> 00:00:27,303 HE'S OUR NEWEST STUDENT. 16 00:00:27,337 --> 00:00:29,029 - THIS IS MAX. - WHAT'S UP? 17 00:00:29,063 --> 00:00:30,202 YO, ASPERGER'S! 18 00:00:30,237 --> 00:00:32,653 WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU LIKE A GIRL? 19 00:00:32,687 --> 00:00:34,620 OKAY. 20 00:00:36,829 --> 00:00:39,936 [school bell rings] 21 00:00:39,970 --> 00:00:42,697 [Vampire Weekend's Worship You] 22 00:00:42,732 --> 00:00:44,665 ♪ ONLY IN THE WAY YOU WANT IT ONLY ON THE DAY YOU WANT IT ♪ 23 00:00:44,699 --> 00:00:46,529 ♪ ONLY WITH THE UNDERSTANDING EVERY SINGLE DAY YOU WANT IT ♪ 24 00:00:46,563 --> 00:00:47,806 ♪ ONLY IN THE WAY YOU WANT IT ONLY ON THE DAY YOU WANT IT ♪ 25 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:49,463 ♪ ONLY WITH THE UNDERSTANDING EVERY SINGLE DAY YOU WANT IT ♪ 26 00:00:49,497 --> 00:00:52,673 ♪ YOU YOU [school bell rings] 27 00:00:52,707 --> 00:00:54,399 ♪ CITY WITH THE WEIGHT UPON IT CITY IN THE WAY YOU WANT IT ♪ 28 00:00:54,433 --> 00:00:55,676 ♪ CITY WITH THE SAFETY OF A NEVER-ENDING BLESSING ON IT ♪ 29 00:00:55,710 --> 00:00:57,505 ♪ CITY WITH THE WEIGHT UPON IT CITY IN THE WAY YOU WANT IT ♪ 30 00:00:57,540 --> 00:00:59,542 ♪ CITY WITH THE SAFETY OF A NEVER-ENDING BLESSING ON IT ♪ 31 00:00:59,576 --> 00:01:02,062 ♪ YOU YOU 32 00:01:02,096 --> 00:01:05,065 ♪ WE WORSHIPPED YOU 33 00:01:05,099 --> 00:01:08,240 ♪ YOUR RED RIGHT HAND 34 00:01:08,275 --> 00:01:11,243 ♪ WON'T WE SEE YOU 35 00:01:11,278 --> 00:01:14,971 ♪ ONCE AGAIN? 36 00:01:15,005 --> 00:01:18,112 ♪ IN FOREIGN SOIL 37 00:01:18,147 --> 00:01:21,253 ♪ IN FOREIGN LAND 38 00:01:21,288 --> 00:01:23,566 HEY, BUD. WHAT YOU DOING? 39 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:26,500 STUDYING. 40 00:01:26,534 --> 00:01:27,673 THE TRASH? 41 00:01:27,708 --> 00:01:30,228 THAT'S RIDICULOUS. WHY WOULD I STUDY THE TRASH? 42 00:01:30,262 --> 00:01:31,436 I'M STUDYING DYLAN. 43 00:01:33,852 --> 00:01:34,853 YOU'RE STUDYING DYLAN? 44 00:01:34,887 --> 00:01:36,061 - YES. - THROUGH THE TRASH? 45 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:38,339 THIS PICTURE OF A HORSE TELLS ME THAT DYLAN LIKES PICTURES 46 00:01:38,374 --> 00:01:39,927 AND ALSO THAT SHE LIKES HORSES. 47 00:01:39,961 --> 00:01:41,204 DAD SAID THAT THE FOUNDATION 48 00:01:41,239 --> 00:01:44,173 OF ANY ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP IS BASED ON COMMON INTERESTS. 49 00:01:44,207 --> 00:01:45,174 - DAD SAID THAT. - YES. 50 00:01:45,208 --> 00:01:46,278 WHICH MEANS THAT, IN THIS CASE, 51 00:01:46,313 --> 00:01:48,315 I SHOULD PROBABLY EITHER CHOOSE DRAWING OR HORSES. 52 00:01:48,349 --> 00:01:49,143 OKAY. HONEY, I KNOW THAT YOU-- 53 00:01:49,178 --> 00:01:50,455 AND CONSIDERING I HATE DRAWING, 54 00:01:50,489 --> 00:01:52,146 I SHOULD PROBABLY CHOOSE HORSES. 55 00:01:52,181 --> 00:01:53,492 I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE HER, 56 00:01:53,527 --> 00:01:55,908 AND I KNOW THAT YOU THINK SHE'S COOL WITH THIS WHOLE, 57 00:01:55,943 --> 00:01:57,324 LIKE, ANTI-AUTHORITY THING, 58 00:01:57,358 --> 00:01:58,290 BUT ARE YOU SURE THAT THIS IS THE RIGHT GIRL FOR YOU? 59 00:01:58,325 --> 00:01:59,602 I HAVE TO GO TO CLASS NOW, 60 00:01:59,636 --> 00:02:01,224 BUT WE CAN CONTINUE THIS CONVERSATION LATER, 61 00:02:01,259 --> 00:02:02,501 MRS. BRAVERMAN. 62 00:02:02,536 --> 00:02:04,262 OKAY. 63 00:02:07,196 --> 00:02:08,645 [horn honks] 64 00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:10,992 OH, JEEZ. GOD. 65 00:02:11,027 --> 00:02:13,305 WHAT, MR. BACKSEAT DRIVER? 66 00:02:13,340 --> 00:02:15,273 OH, YEAH. WELL, I MEAN, PLEASE. 67 00:02:15,307 --> 00:02:17,171 YOU DON'T SEE ME HANGING ON HERE FOR DEAR LIFE? 68 00:02:17,206 --> 00:02:20,070 - I MEAN, YOU KNOW WHY? - WHAT? 69 00:02:20,105 --> 00:02:21,141 'CAUSE I'M WORRIED ABOUT GETTING REAR-ENDED. 70 00:02:21,175 --> 00:02:23,246 YOU CAN GET A TICKET FOR GOING TOO SLOW, YOU KNOW. 71 00:02:23,281 --> 00:02:25,110 IT'S CALLED IMPEDING TRAFFIC. 72 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:27,492 I DON'T SEE WHY I CAN'T DRIVE ANYWHERE. 73 00:02:27,526 --> 00:02:30,943 BECAUSE TWO WEEKS AGO, YOU HAD YOUR BREASTBONE SAWED OPEN. 74 00:02:30,978 --> 00:02:32,048 THE DOCTOR WAS VERY CLEAR. 75 00:02:32,082 --> 00:02:36,949 I KNOW WHAT THE DOCTOR SAID. I WAS THERE, ALL RIGHT? 76 00:02:36,984 --> 00:02:38,088 CAN WE GO A LITTLE FASTER? 77 00:02:38,123 --> 00:02:39,297 WHY DON'T YOU STEP ON IT A LITTLE BIT? 78 00:02:39,331 --> 00:02:42,852 JUST GIVE YOURSELF A RIDE, SEE WHAT HAPPENS. 79 00:02:45,199 --> 00:02:46,269 THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH. SEE YOU TOMORROW! 80 00:02:46,304 --> 00:02:47,270 [both] OH! 81 00:02:47,305 --> 00:02:48,996 - OH, NO. - OKAY. 82 00:02:49,030 --> 00:02:51,032 - I AM SO SORRY. - YEAH. 83 00:02:51,067 --> 00:02:53,380 HERE, DO YOU WANT--IS THIS--WILL THESE HELP OR HURT? 84 00:02:53,414 --> 00:02:54,484 UH, YEAH. PLEASE. THAT--THAT SHOULD WORK. 85 00:02:54,519 --> 00:02:56,797 OH, NO, YOU'RE-- I'M SO SORRY. 86 00:02:56,831 --> 00:02:57,901 NO. IT'S--IT'S OKAY. 87 00:02:57,936 --> 00:02:59,593 IT'S, UH-- 88 00:02:59,627 --> 00:03:03,183 IT'S ACTUALLY KIND OF IMPRESSIVE HOW SOAKED I AM VERSUS HOW UNSCATHED YOU ARE. 89 00:03:03,217 --> 00:03:06,116 YEAH. IT'S KIND OF A TALENT OF MINE. 90 00:03:06,151 --> 00:03:07,117 IT'S A GOOD ONE TO HAVE. 91 00:03:07,152 --> 00:03:08,498 I'M SO SORRY. YOUR SHIRT'S RUINED FOR WORK-- 92 00:03:08,533 --> 00:03:10,535 OH, NO, NO. I'VE GOT PLENTY OF SHIRTS. 93 00:03:10,569 --> 00:03:13,123 I WORK AT A TECH START-UP. [chuckles] 94 00:03:13,158 --> 00:03:14,263 WE HAVE, LIKE, TWO OFFICES. YOU KNOW? 95 00:03:14,297 --> 00:03:15,471 THERE'S, LIKE, ONE 96 00:03:15,505 --> 00:03:17,197 WITH ABOUT A MILLION BLOW-UP TOYS IN 'EM 97 00:03:17,231 --> 00:03:19,268 AND ANOTHER ONE WITH A BUNCH OF T-SHIRTS 98 00:03:19,302 --> 00:03:20,786 WITH OUR NAME ON 'EM, SO-- 99 00:03:20,821 --> 00:03:22,098 - OH. OKAY. - YEAH. 100 00:03:22,132 --> 00:03:23,513 - GOD-- - ANYWAY, NO. 101 00:03:23,548 --> 00:03:26,447 I SHOULD, UH--I SHOULD PROBABLY GET YOUR NUMBER. 102 00:03:26,482 --> 00:03:28,656 - UH, WHAT? - OH, GOD, NO. 103 00:03:28,691 --> 00:03:31,935 I'M NOT--IT'S NOT A-- IT'S NOT A DATE THING. 104 00:03:31,970 --> 00:03:33,005 - OH. - THAT'S-- 105 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:34,455 THAT'D BE PRETTY FORWARD. 106 00:03:34,490 --> 00:03:36,354 - OKAY. - NO, IT'S JUST SO MY LAWYER KNOWS HOW TO TRACK YOU DOWN 107 00:03:36,388 --> 00:03:37,493 IN CASE I DECIDE TO PRESS CHARGES. 108 00:03:37,527 --> 00:03:40,530 [chuckles] OH, I SEE. OKAY. 109 00:03:40,565 --> 00:03:41,566 UM... 110 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:44,914 - YEAH. - THIS IS SERIOUS STUFF. 111 00:03:44,948 --> 00:03:46,053 [laughs] 112 00:03:46,087 --> 00:03:47,261 I CAN'T WAIT TO TRY THIS PLACE! 113 00:03:47,296 --> 00:03:48,331 I'VE BEEN WAITING. 114 00:03:48,366 --> 00:03:50,160 OH, THE COQ AU VIN IS SUPPOSED TO BE UNBELIEVABLE. 115 00:03:50,195 --> 00:03:51,092 IT IS UNBELIEVABLE. 116 00:03:51,127 --> 00:03:52,162 - GOOD. - AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 117 00:03:52,197 --> 00:03:53,819 MAYBE WE CAN EVEN GET THE FIRM TO PICK IT UP, 118 00:03:53,854 --> 00:03:55,027 YOU KNOW, SINCE WE DO WORK TOGETHER. 119 00:03:55,062 --> 00:03:56,650 YES, WE DO WORK TOGETHER. 120 00:03:56,684 --> 00:03:58,307 WE SHOULD LOOK AT THE WINE LIST BEFORE WE DECIDE THAT. 121 00:03:58,341 --> 00:03:59,273 CAN YOU-- COME HERE. TURN AROUND. 122 00:03:59,308 --> 00:04:00,274 - WHAT? - THIS WAY. 123 00:04:00,309 --> 00:04:01,413 - WHAT? - TURN AROUND. 124 00:04:01,448 --> 00:04:02,207 PLEASE, GO THIS WAY. THIS WAY. 125 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:03,346 - TURN. TURN! - WHAT ARE WE DOING? 126 00:04:03,381 --> 00:04:06,763 GO BACK--GO BACK THERE! 127 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:10,422 JULES, WHAT ARE WE DOING? 128 00:04:10,457 --> 00:04:13,011 WE'RE HIDING FROM A MOM FROM SYCAMORE CHARTER 129 00:04:13,045 --> 00:04:15,393 BECAUSE SHE JUST DOES NOT NEED ANY MORE GRIST 130 00:04:15,427 --> 00:04:18,119 FOR THE RUMOR MILLS. IT'S-- 131 00:04:18,154 --> 00:04:19,431 [sighs] 132 00:04:19,466 --> 00:04:22,365 - HEY, JULES? - WHAT? 133 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:25,403 WHAT ARE WE DOING? 134 00:04:27,232 --> 00:04:28,337 I MEAN, I THINK WE'RE A LITTLE TOO OLD TO BE 135 00:04:28,371 --> 00:04:31,581 HIDING BEHIND FICUS PLANTS, AREN'T WE? 136 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:36,448 - I'M SO SORRY. - IT'S OKAY. 137 00:04:36,483 --> 00:04:38,416 HOW ABOUT WE GO SOMEWHERE ELSE? 138 00:04:38,450 --> 00:04:39,451 YOU WANT TO GO SOMEWHERE ELSE? 139 00:04:39,486 --> 00:04:40,452 I'D LIKE TO GO SOMEWHERE ELSE. 140 00:04:40,487 --> 00:04:41,936 LET'S GO SOMEWHERE ELSE. COME ON. 141 00:04:41,971 --> 00:04:44,387 OKAY. 142 00:04:45,146 --> 00:04:47,804 WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? 143 00:04:47,839 --> 00:04:49,358 HON! HONEY! JASMINE! 144 00:04:49,392 --> 00:04:50,980 [door opens] YES, MY LOVE? 145 00:04:51,014 --> 00:04:52,119 WHO--WHAT--WHO DID THIS? 146 00:04:52,153 --> 00:04:53,293 I DID. 147 00:04:53,327 --> 00:04:54,984 - YOU DID THIS? - YEAH. 148 00:04:55,018 --> 00:04:57,158 IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD. 149 00:04:57,193 --> 00:04:58,263 OH, I THINK I KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR ME... 150 00:04:58,298 --> 00:04:59,609 - REALLY? - AND WHAT'S GOOD FOR ME IS 151 00:04:59,644 --> 00:05:02,025 TO BE ABLE TO RIDE MY MOTORCYCLE WHENEVER I CHOOSE TO. 152 00:05:02,060 --> 00:05:03,095 I'M A GROWN MAN. 153 00:05:03,130 --> 00:05:04,856 I THINK I CAN MAKE THAT DECISION. 154 00:05:04,890 --> 00:05:06,892 BABY, YOU'RE NOT ACTING LIKE YOURSELF RIGHT NOW, OKAY? 155 00:05:06,927 --> 00:05:07,824 SO IF YOU WANT TO JUST-- 156 00:05:07,859 --> 00:05:09,378 OKAY, WELL, I DEFINITELY FEEL LIKE MYSELF. 157 00:05:09,412 --> 00:05:12,070 MYSELF WANTS TO TAKE A RIDE ON THE MOTORCYCLE. VERY CONSISTENT WITH WHO I AM. 158 00:05:12,104 --> 00:05:14,210 OKAY. WELL, UNTIL YOU SLOW DOWN AND TELL ME 159 00:05:14,244 --> 00:05:16,177 WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU, YOU'RE NOT RIDING THE MOTORCYCLE. 160 00:05:16,212 --> 00:05:17,006 GREAT, I'LL TELL YOU RIGHT NOW. 161 00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:18,076 - WHAT? - NOTHING GOING ON WITH ME. 162 00:05:18,110 --> 00:05:19,215 REALLY? 163 00:05:19,249 --> 00:05:20,181 OTHER THAN WANTING TO TAKE A RIDE 164 00:05:20,216 --> 00:05:21,493 ON A MOTORCYCLE THAT I OWN. 165 00:05:21,528 --> 00:05:22,667 WELL, I'M SORRY. YOU CAN'T DO THAT RIGHT NOW. 166 00:05:22,701 --> 00:05:24,496 GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY I CAN'T RIDE MY MOTORCYCLE. 167 00:05:24,531 --> 00:05:26,636 I'LL GIVE YOU TWO. JABBAR AND AIDA. 168 00:05:26,671 --> 00:05:28,949 OH, YOU'RE GONNA PULL THE KID CARD. 169 00:05:28,983 --> 00:05:30,468 JUST DID. 170 00:05:30,502 --> 00:05:31,503 AND YOU'RE GONNA BE ABLE TO GO TO SLEEP TONIGHT ON THAT? 171 00:05:31,538 --> 00:05:33,919 - LOVE YOU. - THIS IS-- 172 00:05:44,551 --> 00:05:47,381 ♪ WHEN WE WERE YOUNG WE WERE SMALL ♪ 173 00:05:47,416 --> 00:05:50,971 ♪ BUT WE DIDN'T KNOW IT 174 00:05:51,005 --> 00:05:54,595 ♪ AH-AH-AH 175 00:05:54,630 --> 00:05:57,460 ♪ WHEN YOU WERE HURT YOU WOULD SMILE ♪ 176 00:05:57,495 --> 00:06:01,188 ♪ SO YOU DIDN'T SHOW IT 177 00:06:01,222 --> 00:06:04,950 ♪ AH-AH-AH 178 00:06:04,985 --> 00:06:08,506 ♪ AND I 179 00:06:08,540 --> 00:06:11,888 ♪ CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE MINE 180 00:06:16,272 --> 00:06:19,551 ♪ CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE MINE 181 00:06:21,277 --> 00:06:24,832 ♪ CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE MINE 182 00:06:26,351 --> 00:06:28,388 - LET'S GO. - YAY! 183 00:06:30,562 --> 00:06:32,944 [Crosby] WHAT IF I JUST TOLD YOU THAT YOU CAN'T DANCE ANYMORE? 184 00:06:32,978 --> 00:06:35,291 - YOU COULD GET HURT DANCING. - THAT'S NOT THE SAME, CROSBY. 185 00:06:35,325 --> 00:06:36,534 LOOK, LET'S JUST TALK ABOUT IT LATER. 186 00:06:36,568 --> 00:06:38,432 ALL RIGHT. [sniffs] 187 00:06:38,467 --> 00:06:41,055 UGH! WHAT ARE YOU GRILLING UP, A TIRE? 188 00:06:41,090 --> 00:06:42,229 NAH, MAN. 189 00:06:42,263 --> 00:06:44,783 I GOT MY ADAM BRAVERMAN FLAME-BROILED BURGERS HAPPENING. 190 00:06:44,818 --> 00:06:46,475 COME ON. 191 00:06:46,509 --> 00:06:49,547 HOW DID SARAH GET OUT OF THIS THING? 192 00:06:49,581 --> 00:06:50,927 GET OUT OF IT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 193 00:06:50,962 --> 00:06:53,585 - SHE'S NOT HERE. - SHE'S AT A PHOTO SHOOT IN SANTA CRUZ WITH HANK. 194 00:06:53,620 --> 00:06:56,692 - HMM. - WHY ARE YOU IN SUCH A SOUR MOOD? 195 00:06:56,726 --> 00:07:00,558 MY WIFE UNILATERALLY TOOK AWAY MY MOTORCYCLE PRIVILEGES, 196 00:07:00,592 --> 00:07:02,525 PUT AN ACTUAL LOCK AROUND IT... 197 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:04,458 - IT'S ABOUT TIME. - LIKE SHE WORKS FOR THE CITY OF BERKELEY OR SOMETHING-- 198 00:07:04,493 --> 00:07:05,425 DAD, WHEN'S LUNCH GONNA BE READY? 199 00:07:05,459 --> 00:07:06,702 FIVE MINUTES. 200 00:07:06,736 --> 00:07:09,498 WHY CAN'T WE JUST GO TO BURGER AND PIE? 201 00:07:09,532 --> 00:07:10,464 BURGER AND PIE? YOU DON'T WANT BURGER AND PIE. 202 00:07:10,499 --> 00:07:11,569 NO, IT TASTES BETTER THAN THIS. 203 00:07:11,603 --> 00:07:13,225 I GOT MY PROPRIETARY SPICE BLEND IN THESE BURGERS. 204 00:07:13,260 --> 00:07:14,364 IT'S FASTER AND IT TASTES BETTER. 205 00:07:14,399 --> 00:07:16,297 - [SYDNEY] GRANDPA AND GRANDMA'S HERE! - HEY! 206 00:07:16,332 --> 00:07:17,402 - INFERIOR BURGERS. - NO, THEY'RE NOT. 207 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:19,404 THESE ARE FROZEN BURGERS THAT YOU TOOK OUT OF THE BAG 208 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:21,302 AND RUBBED SALT, PEPPER, AND WORCESTERSHIRE ON. THAT'S IT. THAT'S ALL YOU DID. 209 00:07:21,337 --> 00:07:22,959 - NO, MAX. - THAT'S PROPRIETARY. 210 00:07:22,994 --> 00:07:24,823 AND YOU SAID YOU USED A SECRET SAUCE, BUT IT WAS JUST WORCESTERSHIRE. 211 00:07:24,858 --> 00:07:27,205 - ZEEK, YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD. - OH. THANKS, HONEY. 212 00:07:27,239 --> 00:07:30,657 - THANKS FOR COMING. - YEAH. IT'S REALLY GOOD TO BE HERE. 213 00:07:30,691 --> 00:07:32,244 HOW ARE YOU FEELING? YOU'RE WALKING BETTER. 214 00:07:32,279 --> 00:07:33,418 - AM I? - YEAH. 215 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:35,489 - YEAH, I FEEL PRETTY GOOD. - GOT A SPRING IN YOUR STEP. 216 00:07:35,524 --> 00:07:37,180 I'M GONNA GET YOU A COLD ONE. 217 00:07:37,215 --> 00:07:38,872 THANKS. YOU'RE NOT BURNING THOSE, ARE YOU? 218 00:07:38,906 --> 00:07:41,806 LOOK, DAD, I'M SEARING THEM. OKAY? OKAY, MAX. EASY. 219 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:43,463 - HI, GRANDPA. - I GOT 'EM. I GOT 'EM. LET GO. 220 00:07:43,497 --> 00:07:44,809 - [ZEEK] HOW ARE YOU? - I'M GOOD. 221 00:07:44,843 --> 00:07:46,535 I LIKE A GIRL. 222 00:07:47,121 --> 00:07:47,984 - REALLY? - YEAH. 223 00:07:48,019 --> 00:07:49,399 - YOU DO LIKE A GIRL? - HOW ABOUT THAT? 224 00:07:49,434 --> 00:07:50,677 - YEAH. - WELL, THAT'S WONDERFUL. 225 00:07:50,711 --> 00:07:52,299 SO WHAT BASE ARE YOU ON WITH HER? 226 00:07:52,333 --> 00:07:53,542 WE HAVEN'T REALLY DONE THE BASEBALL-- 227 00:07:53,576 --> 00:07:54,991 - WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? - THAT'S A GREAT QUESTION. 228 00:07:55,026 --> 00:07:57,200 SHE DOESN'T LIKE SPORTS. I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 229 00:07:57,235 --> 00:07:58,132 RIGHT. NO, NO. 230 00:07:58,167 --> 00:08:00,341 WHAT I MEANT WAS, HAVE YOU HELD HER HAND, 231 00:08:00,376 --> 00:08:01,860 MAYBE KISSED HER, OR SOMETHING LIKE-- 232 00:08:01,895 --> 00:08:03,586 NO, DAD SAYS I SHOULD START WITH COMMON INTERESTS 233 00:08:03,621 --> 00:08:04,656 AND WORK FROM THERE. 234 00:08:04,691 --> 00:08:05,864 - YEAH. - THAT'S TERRIBLE ADVICE. 235 00:08:05,899 --> 00:08:07,348 - I DON'T KNOW. - THAT'S A ONE-WAY STREET. 236 00:08:07,383 --> 00:08:09,350 IN MY EXPERIENCE, 237 00:08:09,385 --> 00:08:12,077 THE BRAVERMAN LIBIDO, THE VIRILITY, 238 00:08:12,112 --> 00:08:15,736 THE SEXUAL ATTRACTION IS A VERY HARD THING TO CONTAIN. 239 00:08:15,771 --> 00:08:17,876 IT'S JUST GONNA POP OUT OF THERE. 240 00:08:17,911 --> 00:08:19,533 JUST GET THAT LIBIDO AND VIRILITY OUT, 241 00:08:19,568 --> 00:08:20,603 WHIP IT AROUND, AND JUST-- 242 00:08:20,638 --> 00:08:23,226 MAYBE, LET'S GO BACK TO THE BASEBALL ANALOGY. 243 00:08:23,261 --> 00:08:25,194 [MAX] WHAT ARE MY LIBIDO AND VIRILITY, AND HOW DO I POP THEM OUT? 244 00:08:25,228 --> 00:08:27,955 OKAY. YOU'VE GOT FOUR BASES, RIGHT? HOME, FIRST, SECOND, THIRD. 245 00:08:27,990 --> 00:08:28,611 OKAY. 246 00:08:28,646 --> 00:08:30,613 FIRST BASE, KISSY-KISSY. 247 00:08:30,648 --> 00:08:32,650 - MAYBE HOLD HANDS. - SECOND BASE, TOUCHY-TOUCHY. 248 00:08:32,684 --> 00:08:35,445 -MAYBE ARM AROUND THE SHOULDER. -THIRD BASE, FEELY-FEELY. 249 00:08:35,480 --> 00:08:36,757 A LITTLE MORE KISSY-KISSY DOWN SOUTH. 250 00:08:36,792 --> 00:08:40,140 - MAYBE A KISS ON THE CHEEK. - AND THEN HOME IS... 251 00:08:40,174 --> 00:08:41,072 JUST WATCHING TV TOGETHER... 252 00:08:41,106 --> 00:08:43,108 HERE COMES LITTLE MAX AND A BABY CARRIAGE. 253 00:08:43,143 --> 00:08:44,903 ON THE SOFA. 254 00:08:44,938 --> 00:08:45,801 RIGHT? 255 00:08:45,835 --> 00:08:47,665 YOU CAN DO THAT ON A SOFA, YEAH. 256 00:08:47,699 --> 00:08:49,874 JUST STICK WITH THE COMMON INTERESTS FOR NOW. 257 00:08:52,497 --> 00:08:53,567 HELLO THERE. 258 00:08:53,602 --> 00:08:54,844 HI. YOU COULD HAVE SENT A RUNNER. 259 00:08:54,879 --> 00:08:55,742 COULD'VE SENT A RUNNER, BUT THEN I WOULDN'T HAVE 260 00:08:55,776 --> 00:08:57,433 BEEN ABLE TO GET A CHANCE TO KISS YOU. 261 00:08:57,467 --> 00:08:58,745 - I WILL KILL YOU. - NO, YOU WON'T. 262 00:08:58,779 --> 00:09:00,609 - YES, I WILL KILL YOU... - NO, YOU WON'T KILL ME. 263 00:09:00,643 --> 00:09:01,610 - IF YOU DO THAT. - THAT'S A LITTLE MUCH. 264 00:09:01,644 --> 00:09:02,611 - I WILL KILL YOU. - NO. 265 00:09:02,645 --> 00:09:03,646 TURN AROUND, SO I CAN SIGN THIS. 266 00:09:03,681 --> 00:09:06,373 - SURFACE. - OKAY. 267 00:09:06,407 --> 00:09:09,100 [cell phone dings] 268 00:09:09,134 --> 00:09:10,515 - HEY, HONEY? - WHAT? 269 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:12,931 YOU GUYS HAVE GOT TO STOP ENCOURAGING HIM. 270 00:09:12,966 --> 00:09:14,208 PLEASE. 271 00:09:14,243 --> 00:09:15,658 - IS THIS ABOUT THE DYLAN THING? - MM-HMM. 272 00:09:15,693 --> 00:09:17,660 HONEY, MY DAD IS JUST EXCITED THAT HIS GRANDSON 273 00:09:17,695 --> 00:09:19,800 COULD HAVE A CRUSH ON A GIRL, AND HONESTLY, SO AM I. 274 00:09:19,835 --> 00:09:20,905 I UNDERSTAND THAT, 275 00:09:20,939 --> 00:09:22,113 BUT YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN WHAT HE WAS DOING AT SCHOOL. 276 00:09:22,147 --> 00:09:25,254 HE WAS FOLLOWING HER AROUND WITH A NOTEBOOK, TAKING NOTES, 277 00:09:25,288 --> 00:09:27,014 JOTTING THINGS DOWN, LOOKING IN THE TRASH... 278 00:09:27,049 --> 00:09:28,602 - WAIT A MINUTE, KRISTINA. - THIS ISN'T HEALTHY. 279 00:09:28,637 --> 00:09:29,638 I DIDN'T ENCOURAGE OUR SON TO STALK THIS GIRL. 280 00:09:29,672 --> 00:09:30,846 THAT'S HOW HE TOOK IT, 281 00:09:30,880 --> 00:09:33,469 AND I'M ASKING YOU TO HELP ME WITH THIS. 282 00:09:33,503 --> 00:09:34,884 HONEY, SHE'S NOT GONNA LIKE HIM BACK. 283 00:09:34,919 --> 00:09:36,506 - HOW DO YOU KNOW? - I KNOW. I KNOW THESE THINGS. 284 00:09:36,541 --> 00:09:39,855 JUST HELP ME TEMPER HIS ENTHUSIASM. THAT'S ALL I'M ASKING. 285 00:09:39,889 --> 00:09:40,683 - OKAY. - PLEASE. 286 00:09:40,718 --> 00:09:43,893 I WILL. I WILL TALK TO HIM TOMORROW. 287 00:09:43,928 --> 00:09:45,757 OKAY 288 00:09:45,792 --> 00:09:47,276 [indistinct chatter outside] 289 00:09:47,310 --> 00:09:48,277 - HEY, KRISTINA. - WHAT? 290 00:09:48,311 --> 00:09:49,830 - COME HERE. COME HERE. - HUH? 291 00:09:49,865 --> 00:09:51,694 JULIA BROUGHT THIS GUY TO THE BARBECUE. 292 00:09:51,729 --> 00:09:53,627 - YOU'RE VERY WELCOME. - WHO? 293 00:09:53,662 --> 00:09:56,665 THIS GUY CHRIS THAT SHE USED THE DATE. 294 00:09:56,699 --> 00:09:57,700 - WHAT ARE THEY DOING? - I GUESS IT'S SERIOUS. 295 00:09:57,735 --> 00:09:59,253 SIGNING SOME DOCUMENTS OR SOMETHING. 296 00:09:59,288 --> 00:10:02,222 ♪ IN THE SUMMER 297 00:10:02,256 --> 00:10:04,949 - OKAY. - ARE WE GOOD? 298 00:10:04,983 --> 00:10:06,329 THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR BRINGING THIS. 299 00:10:06,364 --> 00:10:07,883 - YOU'RE VERY WELCOME. - I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT. 300 00:10:07,917 --> 00:10:09,781 - SURE. ONE KISS. THAT'S MY FEE. - NOT HAPPENING. 301 00:10:09,816 --> 00:10:11,058 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY SISTER? WHAT'S GOING ON? 302 00:10:11,093 --> 00:10:12,301 THAT'S WHY. 303 00:10:12,335 --> 00:10:14,475 A COUPLE OF LAWYERSON MY FRONT LAWN. THIS CAN'T BE GOOD. 304 00:10:14,510 --> 00:10:16,443 I'M JUST KIDDING AROUND, JULIA. RELAX. 305 00:10:16,477 --> 00:10:17,513 - OKAY. - REMEMBER ME? 306 00:10:17,547 --> 00:10:18,376 - I DO. CHRIS. - CHRIS, RIGHT? 307 00:10:18,410 --> 00:10:19,964 YEAH, YEAH. GOOD TO SEE YOU, ADAM. 308 00:10:19,998 --> 00:10:21,586 NICE YOU COULD PUT A GOOD WORD IN FOR OUR SISTER AT THE FIRM. THAT'S NICE. 309 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:22,829 MY PLEASURE. 310 00:10:22,863 --> 00:10:23,692 - YES, AND-- - SO YOU GUYS ARE WORKING TOGETHER NOW? 311 00:10:23,726 --> 00:10:25,141 - WE ARE INDEED. - HE NEEDS TO GET BACK 312 00:10:25,176 --> 00:10:26,211 TO SAID FIRM BECAUSE THESE ARE VERY... 313 00:10:26,246 --> 00:10:27,109 IS THIS THE GUY YOU WERE DATING RIGHT BEFORE JOEL? 314 00:10:27,143 --> 00:10:28,213 - I DO. - TIME-SENSITIVE DOCUMENTS HERE. 315 00:10:28,248 --> 00:10:30,043 DOCUMENTS? WHAT DO YOU GOT? SIGNATURES OR SOMETHING? 316 00:10:30,077 --> 00:10:30,837 - THANK YOU. YUP. - YEAH. EXACTLY. 317 00:10:30,871 --> 00:10:31,665 TELL YOU WHAT, I'M MAKING BURGERS. 318 00:10:31,700 --> 00:10:33,184 COME ON IN AND HAVE A BURGER, OKAY? 319 00:10:33,218 --> 00:10:36,014 WE CAN HANDLE THIS ELECTRONICALLY, ALL RIGHT? WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY. 320 00:10:36,049 --> 00:10:37,706 - THAT'S VERY TRUE. - NO, HE HAS TO GET TO THE FIRM RIGHT NOW! 321 00:10:37,740 --> 00:10:38,914 WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY TO DEAL WITH THIS, JULIA! 322 00:10:38,948 --> 00:10:40,916 - ADAM! ADAM! - COME ON! YOU'RE HAVING A BURGER. COME ON. 323 00:10:40,950 --> 00:10:42,469 LOOKS LIKE I'M STAYING! 324 00:10:42,503 --> 00:10:43,677 [cell phone chimes] 325 00:10:43,712 --> 00:10:44,920 [indistinct chatter] 326 00:10:44,954 --> 00:10:47,129 ♪ THE SUN IS SHINING GOOD 327 00:10:47,163 --> 00:10:47,923 [laughs] 328 00:10:47,957 --> 00:10:51,616 GUYS, COFFEE SHOP GUY TEXTED. 329 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:52,928 [gasps] OH, MY GOD. WHAT DID HE SAY? 330 00:10:52,962 --> 00:10:56,448 HE SAID, "I'M WILLING TO FOREGO LEGAL ACTION 331 00:10:56,483 --> 00:10:57,587 "FOR YESTERDAY'S MISHAP 332 00:10:57,622 --> 00:10:59,003 IF YOU LET ME TAKE YOU OUT FOR A DRINK." 333 00:10:59,037 --> 00:11:00,729 - THIS IS GOOD NEWS! - I'VE STILL GOT IT. 334 00:11:00,763 --> 00:11:01,764 - WHO IS THIS? - THIS IS SO EXCITING! 335 00:11:01,799 --> 00:11:02,903 OKAY, WELL, FIRST THINGS FIRST. 336 00:11:02,938 --> 00:11:04,767 YOU HAVE TO PARLAY THE WHOLE DRINKING THING 337 00:11:04,802 --> 00:11:08,564 INTO, LIKE, COFFEE OR TEA OR SOMETHING DAYTIME. 338 00:11:08,598 --> 00:11:10,531 MAYBE A DAYTIME ACTIVITY. HOW DO YOU DO THAT NATURALLY? 339 00:11:10,566 --> 00:11:12,119 I KNOW BECAUSE THE WHOLE, LIKE, SITUATION. 340 00:11:12,154 --> 00:11:13,603 - YEAH. - HE DOESN'T KNOW YOU'RE PREGNANT? 341 00:11:13,638 --> 00:11:15,916 UH, NO. IT DIDN'T EXACTLY COME UP THE FIRST TIME I MET HIM. 342 00:11:15,951 --> 00:11:17,815 DON'T REALLY LEAD IN WITH THAT. 343 00:11:17,849 --> 00:11:19,402 ISN'T THAT SOMETHING THAT YOU TELL PEOPLE 344 00:11:19,437 --> 00:11:20,680 THAT YOU'RE GONNA DATE? 345 00:11:20,714 --> 00:11:22,682 NO, I'M NOT, LIKE, GONNA HAVE A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM. 346 00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:24,407 I JUST WANT TO HAVE SOME FUN. 347 00:11:24,442 --> 00:11:25,926 SHE'S NOT UNDER LOCK AND KEY. SHE'S PREGNANT. 348 00:11:25,961 --> 00:11:27,445 - YEAH. - SHE'S NOT CONTAGIOUS. 349 00:11:27,479 --> 00:11:28,998 YEAH. IT'S GOOD. IT'S NORMAL. 350 00:11:29,033 --> 00:11:30,241 BUT, GUYS, CAN YOU HELP ME PLEASE? 351 00:11:30,275 --> 00:11:31,587 WHAT DO I SAY BACK?YEAH. OKAY, UM-- 352 00:11:31,621 --> 00:11:32,933 SOMETHING LEGAL. 353 00:11:32,968 --> 00:11:35,384 UM, "MY LAWYER IS WILLING TO SETTLE 354 00:11:35,418 --> 00:11:36,765 IF WE DO COFFEE OR TEA INSTEAD." 355 00:11:36,799 --> 00:11:38,456 MM, SETTLING. GOOD. 356 00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:39,560 - LIKE THAT? - OKAY. HANG ON. 357 00:11:39,595 --> 00:11:41,390 ♪ IN THE SUMMER 358 00:11:41,424 --> 00:11:42,771 - HEY. - HEY. 359 00:11:42,805 --> 00:11:43,806 FINISH YOUR BURGER? 360 00:11:43,841 --> 00:11:45,566 - OH, IT WAS DELICIOUS. - GOOD. 361 00:11:45,601 --> 00:11:47,534 - YEAH. I'M OUT OF HERE. - OKAY, GOOD. 362 00:11:47,568 --> 00:11:48,569 - I'M GONNA GO. - I'M SORRY. 363 00:11:48,604 --> 00:11:49,847 NO, I GET IT. I GET IT. 364 00:11:49,881 --> 00:11:51,434 I JUST DIDN'T WANT IT TO BECOME ANY MORE AWKWARD 365 00:11:51,469 --> 00:11:53,195 BY REFUSING YOUR BROTHER'S BURGER. 366 00:11:53,229 --> 00:11:54,886 - WHO ARE YOU? - HI. 367 00:11:54,921 --> 00:11:59,546 SYD, UM, THERE ARE NICER WAYS TO INTRODUCE YOURSELF. 368 00:11:59,580 --> 00:12:00,927 THAT'S OKAY. HEY, I'M CHRIS. 369 00:12:00,961 --> 00:12:02,342 I WORK WITH YOUR MOM. WHO ARE YOU? 370 00:12:02,376 --> 00:12:03,446 I'M SYDNEY. 371 00:12:03,481 --> 00:12:05,069 OH. HI, SYDNEY. IT'S A PLEASURE. 372 00:12:05,103 --> 00:12:06,484 YOU GOT YOUR MOM'S SMILE. 373 00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:07,968 - JULIA? - YES? 374 00:12:08,003 --> 00:12:09,418 BASKETBALL GAME. WE NEED SOME PLAYERS. 375 00:12:09,452 --> 00:12:10,799 - OKAY. - OKAY? LET'S GO. 376 00:12:10,833 --> 00:12:11,869 ALL RIGHT. I'M GONNA GO. I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 377 00:12:11,903 --> 00:12:13,456 - IS THAT THE GUY? - THAT'S THE GUY. THAT'S CHRIS. 378 00:12:13,491 --> 00:12:14,664 - NO, WE GOT TO GO. - NO, YOU'RE PLAYING BALL. 379 00:12:14,699 --> 00:12:15,942 COME ON. COME ON, GUYS, LET'S GO. 380 00:12:15,976 --> 00:12:17,667 UH, GUYS, YOU DON'T WANT ME-- YOU DON'T WANT ME PLAYING BALL. 381 00:12:17,702 --> 00:12:19,635 HEY, TELL YOU WHAT. YOU CAN BE TEAM CAPTAIN. 382 00:12:19,669 --> 00:12:21,050 BRING THE BALL. LET'S GO. 383 00:12:21,085 --> 00:12:23,294 - ALL RIGHT, COME ON. - WE'RE GONNA GO PLAY BASKETBALL. 384 00:12:23,328 --> 00:12:24,260 I'M GONNA MAKE THIS FAST. 385 00:12:24,295 --> 00:12:25,572 OKAY. 386 00:12:25,606 --> 00:12:27,401 [overlapping chatter] 387 00:12:27,436 --> 00:12:29,714 ♪ NO ULTERIOR MOTIVES 388 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:33,925 ♪ ALL MY FOCUS ON YOU 389 00:12:34,823 --> 00:12:35,789 ♪ WELL, I CAN'T HIDE 390 00:12:35,824 --> 00:12:38,792 WHY THE LONG FACE? 391 00:12:38,827 --> 00:12:40,967 THIS IS MY CASTRATED FACE. 392 00:12:41,001 --> 00:12:44,936 MY, UH--MY WIFE PUT MY MOTORCYCLE IN JAIL. 393 00:12:44,971 --> 00:12:46,317 IT'S LOCKED UP. 394 00:12:46,351 --> 00:12:49,734 - OH, MAN. - YEAH. 395 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:52,772 WELL, I CAN SEE THAT BET AND RAISE YOU, 396 00:12:52,806 --> 00:12:56,983 BECAUSE I GOT NO WHEELS AT ALL, TWO OR FOUR. 397 00:12:57,017 --> 00:12:59,192 PLUS, I GOT YOUR MOM AS A CHAUFFEUR. 398 00:12:59,226 --> 00:13:00,918 OOF. OOF. 399 00:13:00,952 --> 00:13:05,577 THEN SHE'S GONNA TAKE ME TO PHYSICAL THERAPY ON MONDAY. 400 00:13:05,612 --> 00:13:07,856 SO, I MEAN, UH, IT'S GONNA TAKE ABOUT A WEEK. 401 00:13:07,890 --> 00:13:11,721 [chuckles] MM. MONDAY? 402 00:13:11,756 --> 00:13:13,654 - YEAH. - I'LL DRIVE YOU. 403 00:13:13,689 --> 00:13:14,897 YEAH, YEAH, LET ME DRIVE YOU. 404 00:13:14,932 --> 00:13:16,554 - REALLY? - YEAH, YEAH. 405 00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:17,762 WE'LL MAKE A DAY OF IT. 406 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,868 SO WE'LL GET THE WOMEN OUT OF THE PICTURE. 407 00:13:19,902 --> 00:13:21,041 WE'LL GO TOGETHER. IT'LL BE GREAT. 408 00:13:21,076 --> 00:13:22,802 I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT.OKAY. 409 00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:25,390 ♪ GIRL, WHO'S KIDDING 410 00:13:25,425 --> 00:13:27,185 PUT IT UP! PUT IT UP! 411 00:13:27,220 --> 00:13:28,083 - OH! - OH! 412 00:13:28,117 --> 00:13:30,361 I'LL BE BACK. I'M GONNA GO LAY HER DOWN. 413 00:13:30,395 --> 00:13:32,812 OKAY. NAP TIME. 414 00:13:32,846 --> 00:13:34,192 ♪ YOU KEEP SURPRISING ME 415 00:13:34,227 --> 00:13:36,781 ♪ WITH ALL YOUR THOUGHTS AND VIEWS ♪ 416 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:41,268 ♪ NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA 417 00:13:41,303 --> 00:13:43,270 OH! 418 00:13:46,204 --> 00:13:48,448 - OH, YOU GOT TO TAKE IT OUT! - OH! 419 00:13:48,482 --> 00:13:49,621 PUT IT UP! 420 00:13:49,656 --> 00:13:53,246 OH, NICE! [clapping] 421 00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:55,489 OH! 422 00:13:55,524 --> 00:13:56,766 PUT IT UP! 423 00:13:56,801 --> 00:13:59,908 - YEAH! - OH! 424 00:13:59,942 --> 00:14:02,117 - ALL RIGHT. BE READY, SYD. - GET IT, SYD! OH! 425 00:14:12,058 --> 00:14:13,266 [loud rock music] [tires screech] 426 00:14:13,300 --> 00:14:14,854 [Crosby] THIS IS ON RAILS, RIGHT? 427 00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:17,132 THERE YOU GO. THIS IS A LITTLE MORE LIKE IT. 428 00:14:17,166 --> 00:14:20,825 YEAH, THESE MINIATURE VANS HAVE FULL-SIZED POWER NOWADAYS. 429 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,723 IN FACT, I'M GONNA UP THE EXPERIENCE. 430 00:14:22,758 --> 00:14:24,104 - AH. - YEAH. 431 00:14:24,139 --> 00:14:26,037 A LITTLE WIND IN THE HAIR, HUH? 432 00:14:26,072 --> 00:14:26,935 - THERE YOU GO! - EASY RIDERSTYLE. 433 00:14:26,969 --> 00:14:28,005 - THERE YOU GO. - GET THESE BUFFOONS 434 00:14:28,039 --> 00:14:30,179 HEY, I THINK WE'RE UP HERE ON THE RIGHT-HAND SIDE. 435 00:14:30,214 --> 00:14:32,595 THIS IS US? RIGHT HERE. OH. I GOT IT. I'M ON IT. 436 00:14:32,630 --> 00:14:34,528 - HOLD ON. HOLD ON! - COMING IN HOT. COMING IN HOT. 437 00:14:34,563 --> 00:14:35,805 - OH. - OKAY. 438 00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:37,669 - OH, MAN! OH, YEAH! - YEAH. 439 00:14:37,704 --> 00:14:40,845 [tires screech] 440 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,779 - OH, AND WE'RE EARLY. - YEAH? 441 00:14:43,813 --> 00:14:44,814 I'M GONNA PARK. I'LL COME IN WITH YOU. 442 00:14:44,849 --> 00:14:45,885 - WE'RE EARLY? - YEAH. 443 00:14:45,919 --> 00:14:46,955 I HAD MY EYES CLOSED. 444 00:14:46,989 --> 00:14:48,991 I FEEL LIKE I'VE GONE THROUGH TIME. 445 00:14:49,026 --> 00:14:50,682 - YOU'RE A DAY EARLY. - OH, MAN. 446 00:14:50,717 --> 00:14:51,960 I'LL HANG IN THE WAITING ROOM WITH YOU, IF THAT'S-- 447 00:14:51,994 --> 00:14:53,306 NO, NO, NO. COME ON. THAT'S SILLY. 448 00:14:53,340 --> 00:14:55,722 IT'S YOUR DAY OF FREEDOM, SON. 449 00:14:55,756 --> 00:14:57,827 YOU GO AND HAVE SOME FUN, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 450 00:14:57,862 --> 00:14:59,726 YOU DON'T WANT TO SPEND A LOT OF TIME... 451 00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:00,969 - WELL... - IN THE STUPID WAITING ROOM. 452 00:15:01,003 --> 00:15:03,005 THIS IS MY DAY TO HANG OUT WITH YOU, THOUGH. 453 00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:05,490 - I DON'T THINK SO. - YOU SURE? 454 00:15:05,525 --> 00:15:06,664 - YEAH, I'M SURE. - OKAY. 455 00:15:06,698 --> 00:15:08,908 I DID SEE A VINTAGE GUITAR SHOP AROUND THE CORNER, SO-- 456 00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:10,323 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 457 00:15:10,357 --> 00:15:12,118 I'LL BE ABLE TO WASTE AN HOUR OR TWO THERE. 458 00:15:12,152 --> 00:15:14,051 YEAH, YOU JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME, 459 00:15:14,085 --> 00:15:17,640 AND IF I'M NOT OUT IN AN HOUR, YOU COME IN AND GET ME. 460 00:15:17,675 --> 00:15:19,677 - OKAY. THAT'S GOOD. - OKAY. 461 00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:21,265 [car door closes] 462 00:15:22,645 --> 00:15:25,269 - HEY, MAX. - HEY, BUD. 463 00:15:25,303 --> 00:15:28,513 WE JUST WANTED TO HAVE A QUICK CONVERSATION WITH YOU 464 00:15:28,548 --> 00:15:30,619 ABOUT THIS GIRL THAT YOU LIKE.DYLAN. 465 00:15:30,653 --> 00:15:32,069 - YES, DYLAN. - YEAH, DYLAN. 466 00:15:32,103 --> 00:15:33,380 WE JUST WANTED TO TALK TO YOU 467 00:15:33,415 --> 00:15:36,073 ABOUT HOW THESE RELATIONSHIPS BETWEEN YOUNG BOYS 468 00:15:36,107 --> 00:15:37,419 AND GIRLS WORK.MM-HMM. 469 00:15:37,453 --> 00:15:38,385 I KNOW HOW THEY WORK. 470 00:15:38,420 --> 00:15:39,662 - YOU KNOW HOW THEY WORK. - OH, WELL, OKAY. 471 00:15:39,697 --> 00:15:41,561 THAT'S PROBABLY TRUE, BUT HERE'S THE THING. 472 00:15:41,595 --> 00:15:43,114 YOUR DAD AND I HAVE BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP 473 00:15:43,149 --> 00:15:46,186 FOR SO LONG THAT WE ARE PRACTICALLY EXPERTS AT IT, 474 00:15:46,221 --> 00:15:48,361 AND WE'VE LEARNED A LOT ALONG THE WAY, 475 00:15:48,395 --> 00:15:50,018 SO WE WANTED TO SHARE OUR KNOWLEDGE WITH YOU. 476 00:15:50,052 --> 00:15:51,640 [Max] NORMALLY TO BECOME AN EXPERT IN SOMETHING, 477 00:15:51,674 --> 00:15:53,883 YOU HAVE TO NOT JUST HAVE DONE IT FOR A LONG TIME 478 00:15:53,918 --> 00:15:55,161 BUT HAVE AN ADVANCED DEGREE AS WELL. 479 00:15:55,195 --> 00:15:56,300 WELL, THEY DON'T HAND OUT ADVANCED DEGREES 480 00:15:56,334 --> 00:15:57,611 IN RELATIONSHIPS, MAX, BUT IF THEY DID... 481 00:15:57,646 --> 00:15:58,750 - THEY SHOULD. - WE'D HAVE IT. 482 00:15:58,785 --> 00:15:59,510 I CAN GUARANTEE THAT YOUR MOTHER AND I WOULD HAVE ONE. 483 00:15:59,544 --> 00:16:00,856 - WE'D HAVE IT FOR SURE. - YEAH. 484 00:16:00,890 --> 00:16:02,030 WHAT'S YOUR WISDOM? 485 00:16:02,064 --> 00:16:02,996 OKAY. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO START? GREAT. 486 00:16:03,031 --> 00:16:06,482 UM, WELL, WHAT WE'VE LEARNED ALONG THE WAY 487 00:16:06,517 --> 00:16:08,381 IS THAT SOMETIMES IN RELATIONSHIPS, 488 00:16:08,415 --> 00:16:10,900 PEOPLE CAN LIKE EACH OTHER AT DIFFERENT LEVELS. 489 00:16:10,935 --> 00:16:11,936 - RIGHT? - RIGHT. 490 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,144 - SO-- - SO, FOR EXAMPLE, 491 00:16:13,179 --> 00:16:15,146 ON A SCALE OF ONE TO FIVE, FIVE BEING HIGHEST, 492 00:16:15,181 --> 00:16:16,941 YOU MIGHT LIKE SOMEBODY AT A FIVE, AND THEY MIGHT 493 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,218 LIKE YOU BACK ONLY AT A TWO... 494 00:16:18,253 --> 00:16:20,324 - RIGHT. - AND THAT'S OKAY. THEY JUST WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND. 495 00:16:20,358 --> 00:16:22,498 THAT'S NORMAL. IT'S A VERY NORMAL THING. 496 00:16:22,533 --> 00:16:23,499 WHAT ARE YOUR NUMBERS? 497 00:16:23,534 --> 00:16:24,984 FOR EACH OTHER? 498 00:16:25,018 --> 00:16:26,571 WELL, WE'RE BOTH AT A FIVE.FIVE. 499 00:16:26,606 --> 00:16:28,194 - RIGHT? - YUP. 500 00:16:28,228 --> 00:16:30,023 AND THAT IS USUALLY HOW ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS WORK. 501 00:16:30,058 --> 00:16:32,646 PEOPLE LIKE EACH OTHER THE SAME AMOUNT. 502 00:16:32,681 --> 00:16:33,889 - MM-HMM. - ROBUST FIVE. 503 00:16:33,923 --> 00:16:35,995 - IT HAS A BALANCE. - YEAH. 504 00:16:36,029 --> 00:16:37,651 IT DOESN'T ALWAYS START OUT THAT WAY, THOUGH. 505 00:16:37,686 --> 00:16:38,859 I MEAN, THINGS COULD CHANGE. 506 00:16:38,894 --> 00:16:41,552 YOUR MOTHER, WHEN WE FIRST MET, THOUGHT THAT I WAS A TWO, 507 00:16:41,586 --> 00:16:44,658 AND NOW I'M A FIVE. 508 00:16:44,693 --> 00:16:46,246 - WELL, YEAH. - WHAT? 509 00:16:46,281 --> 00:16:47,903 - SO THE NUMBERS CAN CHANGE? - IT'S TRUE. 510 00:16:47,937 --> 00:16:49,767 - MM-MM. - YEAH. 511 00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:51,251 WHAT? 512 00:16:51,286 --> 00:16:53,667 OKAY. SO THE SCALE OF AFFECTION IS FLUID? 513 00:16:53,702 --> 00:16:54,910 YEAH. IT IS FLUID. 514 00:16:54,944 --> 00:16:56,256 IT GETS A LITTLE STICKY, BUT IT'S FLUID. 515 00:16:56,291 --> 00:16:58,051 - IT'S STICKY FLUID. - IT FLUCTUATES. 516 00:16:58,086 --> 00:16:59,363 - REALLY? - EVEN WITHIN-- 517 00:16:59,397 --> 00:17:03,022 SO IT'S FLUID ENOUGH FOR THE NUMBERS TO CHANGE. 518 00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:04,954 - YES. - ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 519 00:17:04,989 --> 00:17:06,094 YOU'RE RIGHT, BUDDY. 520 00:17:06,128 --> 00:17:07,060 - IT'S THE TRUTH. - IT IS THE TRUTH. 521 00:17:07,095 --> 00:17:10,063 FOR EXAMPLE, YOUR DAD'S NUMBER 522 00:17:10,098 --> 00:17:13,170 IS UNDERGOING A CHANGE AS WE SPEAK, RIGHT? 523 00:17:13,204 --> 00:17:14,826 ALL RIGHT, SO, MOM, YOU'RE AGREEING NOW 524 00:17:14,861 --> 00:17:16,069 THAT NUMBERS CAN CHANGE. 525 00:17:16,104 --> 00:17:17,691 - YEAH. - MM-HMM. 526 00:17:17,726 --> 00:17:19,728 WHAT AM I AT RIGHT NOW? 4.95? 527 00:17:19,762 --> 00:17:21,488 - 3.5. - 3.5. OKAY. 528 00:17:21,523 --> 00:17:22,800 BUT I'LL GET THAT BACK UP TO A FIVE. 529 00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:23,801 SO YOU'RE STILL FRIENDS. 530 00:17:23,835 --> 00:17:25,768 YES. WE'LL ALWAYS BE FRIENDS. 531 00:17:25,803 --> 00:17:29,255 [laughs] GOOD FRIENDS. 532 00:17:29,289 --> 00:17:30,359 HUH. 533 00:17:30,394 --> 00:17:32,327 [dogs barking] SO WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE? 534 00:17:32,361 --> 00:17:34,915 OH, IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE SPOTS. 535 00:17:34,950 --> 00:17:37,780 OKAY, I CAN'T HELP BUT POINT OUT 536 00:17:37,815 --> 00:17:40,128 THERE'S A VITAL PIECE OF THIS PUZZLE MISSING. 537 00:17:40,162 --> 00:17:41,094 OH, YOU NOTICED THAT? YEAH. 538 00:17:41,129 --> 00:17:42,578 - YEAH. - WELL, YEAH. 539 00:17:42,613 --> 00:17:44,580 YES.I KNOW I DON'T HAVE A DOG... 540 00:17:44,615 --> 00:17:45,823 A LITTLE WEIRD, 541 00:17:45,857 --> 00:17:48,274 BUT I GREW UP WITH A BROWN LAB AND A BORDER COLLIE, 542 00:17:48,308 --> 00:17:51,242 AND I JUST MISS HAVING THEM AROUND, SO-- 543 00:17:51,277 --> 00:17:52,519 YOU KNOW, BUT I LIVE IN A TINY APARTMENT NOW, 544 00:17:52,554 --> 00:17:56,627 AND I DECIDED THAT I WOULD CROWDSOURCE MY NEEDS. 545 00:17:56,661 --> 00:17:57,731 [chuckles] 546 00:17:57,766 --> 00:18:00,251 WOW, AND SO THE OWNERS DON'T CARE THAT YOU'RE, 547 00:18:00,286 --> 00:18:03,323 LIKE, BEING PERVY AND PLAYING WITH THEIR DOGS? 548 00:18:03,358 --> 00:18:06,050 NOT PERVY. NO, THEY DON'T EVEN NOTICE. 549 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,569 HALF THE TIME, THEY'RE ON A CELL PHONE, SO-- 550 00:18:07,603 --> 00:18:08,466 OH, WOW. 551 00:18:08,501 --> 00:18:10,986 SO WHAT DO YOU WANT? WE GOT A POMERANIAN. 552 00:18:11,020 --> 00:18:11,987 - YEAH. - NO PROBLEM. 553 00:18:12,021 --> 00:18:13,471 WE GOT A YELLOW LAB.OH. 554 00:18:13,506 --> 00:18:16,716 WE'VE GOT THOSE IN SPADES. WE'VE GOT, UM, GOLDEN RETRIEVER. 555 00:18:16,750 --> 00:18:18,407 - HMM. - WHATEVER YOU WANT. 556 00:18:18,442 --> 00:18:21,203 - WHAT ABOUT THIS LITTLE MUNCH? - AH, GOOD EYE. 557 00:18:21,238 --> 00:18:24,896 YOU'RE CUTE, BUT YOU HAVE MY HEART. 558 00:18:24,931 --> 00:18:27,485 HEY THERE.YOU HAVE MY HEART, BESTIE. 559 00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:29,487 - HEY, LITTLE BUD. HELLO. - DID YOU GET LEFT ALONE? 560 00:18:29,522 --> 00:18:30,661 HELLO. 561 00:18:30,695 --> 00:18:32,180 YOU'RE SWEET.OH, YOU'RE A LOVER. 562 00:18:32,214 --> 00:18:36,080 - HI, BUBBA. AWW. - OH, YEAH. 563 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,945 WHAT IF THERE WAS, LIKE, AN APP FOR THIS? 564 00:18:38,979 --> 00:18:40,153 - LIKE--YEAH. - YEAH. 565 00:18:40,188 --> 00:18:41,706 YOU COULD JUST, LIKE, RENT DOG TIME. 566 00:18:41,741 --> 00:18:43,018 THAT'D BE COOL, RIGHT? 567 00:18:43,052 --> 00:18:44,364 I THINK THAT'S-- NO, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. 568 00:18:44,399 --> 00:18:46,125 I CAN DO ALL THE, UH, BACKEND PROGRAMMING, 569 00:18:46,159 --> 00:18:48,265 AND YOU RUN THE COMPANY. HUH?ALL RIGHT. 570 00:18:48,299 --> 00:18:49,680 SPLIT THE PROFITS DOWN THE MIDDLE. 571 00:18:49,714 --> 00:18:51,302 WELL, 70/30. 572 00:18:51,337 --> 00:18:52,786 IT WAS MY IDEA.YEAH, GREAT IDEA. 573 00:18:52,821 --> 00:18:53,856 YEAH? DEAL? 574 00:18:53,891 --> 00:18:55,168 - YEAH. - WE GOT HIM. 575 00:18:55,203 --> 00:18:56,307 - SHAKE ON IT. - SUCKER. 576 00:18:56,342 --> 00:18:58,827 DO YOU WANT TO SHAKE ON IT? NO? HMM. 577 00:18:58,861 --> 00:19:00,691 IT'S A GOOD GIRL. 578 00:19:03,072 --> 00:19:04,660 - SO, UH, DAD? - YEAH, BUDDY? 579 00:19:04,695 --> 00:19:08,043 I WAS THINKING THAT THIS YEAR I MIGHT WANT TO PLAY BASKETBALL. 580 00:19:08,077 --> 00:19:11,564 UM, OKAY. WE CAN DISCUSS IT WITH YOUR MOM. 581 00:19:11,598 --> 00:19:14,360 ISN'T THAT GONNA CONFLICT WITH BASEBALL, THOUGH? 582 00:19:14,394 --> 00:19:15,533 NO, NO. I KNOW. 583 00:19:15,568 --> 00:19:18,053 IT'S JUST THAT BASKETBALL HAS, LIKE, A LOT MORE ACTION, 584 00:19:18,087 --> 00:19:21,194 AND CHRIS SAYS I'M A NATURAL. 585 00:19:21,229 --> 00:19:23,610 - CHRIS? - YEAH. THAT'S MOM'S FRIEND. 586 00:19:23,645 --> 00:19:24,818 HE'S SO COOL, DAD. 587 00:19:24,853 --> 00:19:27,476 HE LET ME SIT ON HIS SHOULDERS, SO I COULD MAKE A BASKET. 588 00:19:27,511 --> 00:19:29,306 WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO SHORT OTHERWISE. 589 00:19:29,340 --> 00:19:31,722 HE ALSO SAYS I HAVE REALLY GOOD HEIGHT AND COORDINATION... 590 00:19:31,756 --> 00:19:33,241 - YOU DO. - AND IT'S GONNA TAKE OVER 591 00:19:33,275 --> 00:19:35,277 BASEBALL AS OUR NEW NATIONAL SPORT. 592 00:19:35,312 --> 00:19:37,210 HE WHAT? HE SAID WHAT? 593 00:19:37,245 --> 00:19:40,317 IT'S GONNA TAKE OVER AS OUR NEW NATIONAL SPORT. 594 00:19:40,351 --> 00:19:41,628 OKAY, WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 595 00:19:41,663 --> 00:19:44,183 BASKETBALL MAY BE A BIGGER MONEY-MAKING OPERATION, 596 00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:47,600 BUT IT WILL NEVER REPLACE THE SUBTLE BEAUTY THAT IS BASEBALL. 597 00:19:47,634 --> 00:19:49,429 OKAY? EVER. 598 00:19:49,464 --> 00:19:50,396 YOUR MOTHER'S FRIEND 599 00:19:50,430 --> 00:19:52,536 CLEARLY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT. 600 00:19:52,570 --> 00:19:54,020 THAT'S INSANE. 601 00:19:54,054 --> 00:19:55,366 I DON'T KNOW, DAD. 602 00:19:55,401 --> 00:19:57,506 CHRIS IS A LAWYER, AND HE WORKS WITH MOM, 603 00:19:57,541 --> 00:20:00,095 SO HE'S PROBABLY PRETTY SMART. 604 00:20:00,129 --> 00:20:01,786 AND HE'S REALLY GOOD AT BASKETBALL. 605 00:20:01,821 --> 00:20:03,857 WELL, BASKETBALL ALSO LEADS TO ANKLE INJURIES 606 00:20:03,892 --> 00:20:05,376 AND FINGER SPRAINS, 607 00:20:05,411 --> 00:20:07,309 AND WITH THE EXCEPTION OF YOUR MOTHER, 608 00:20:07,344 --> 00:20:09,553 MOST LAWYERS HAVE QUESTIONABLE MORALS, OKAY? 609 00:20:09,587 --> 00:20:11,762 CAN WE JUST EAT OUR PIZZA HERE? 610 00:20:13,867 --> 00:20:16,525 LET'S JUST ENJOY OUR PIZZA. 611 00:20:28,710 --> 00:20:31,264 - OH. HEY, ASPERGER'S. - HI, DYLAN. 612 00:20:31,299 --> 00:20:33,646 WE NEED TO HAVE A TALK. 613 00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:35,095 OKAY. ABOUT WHAT? 614 00:20:35,130 --> 00:20:37,719 ABOUT THE NUMBER AT WHICH YOU LIKE ME. 615 00:20:37,753 --> 00:20:40,791 I-I'M NOT FOLLOWING. YOU'RE GONNA NEED TO BACK UP. 616 00:20:40,825 --> 00:20:42,033 A LOT. 617 00:20:42,068 --> 00:20:43,587 UNDERSTOOD. 618 00:20:43,621 --> 00:20:45,589 IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT THERE'S A BASIC SCALE 619 00:20:45,623 --> 00:20:49,144 OF AFFECTION ON WHICH ALL HUMAN RELATIONSHIPS OPERATE, 620 00:20:49,178 --> 00:20:50,249 AND WHEN A BOY AND A GIRL FRATERNIZE, 621 00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:52,458 IT'S IMPORTANT TO UNDERSTAND WHERE ON THAT SCALE 622 00:20:52,492 --> 00:20:54,529 THEIR FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER LIE. 623 00:20:54,563 --> 00:20:56,531 SOMEHOW I MISSED THIS PART OF THE TALK, BUT I CAN DIG. 624 00:20:56,565 --> 00:20:59,154 WHAT ARE MY OPTIONS?THE SCALE IS FROM ONE TO FIVE, 625 00:20:59,188 --> 00:21:00,535 WITH FIVE BEING THE PEAK OF AFFECTION 626 00:21:00,569 --> 00:21:03,331 AND ONE BEING FIRMLY IN THE FRIEND ZONE. 627 00:21:03,365 --> 00:21:05,125 IN OUR CASE, I LIKE YOU AT A FIVE. 628 00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:07,887 NOW, I NEED TO KNOW THE BEST QUANTITATIVE REPRESENTATION 629 00:21:07,921 --> 00:21:10,924 OF YOUR FEELINGS FOR ME. 630 00:21:10,959 --> 00:21:15,688 UM, HOW ABOUT A TWO? 631 00:21:17,103 --> 00:21:18,035 I CAN WORK WITH A TWO. 632 00:21:18,069 --> 00:21:19,726 - YOU CAN? - YES. 633 00:21:19,761 --> 00:21:22,419 TWO IS APPROXIMATELY MY MOTHER'S NUMBER FOR MY FATHER 634 00:21:22,453 --> 00:21:24,800 WHEN THEY MET, THOUGH THAT CHANGED OVER TIME. 635 00:21:24,835 --> 00:21:26,285 - I SEE. - YES. 636 00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:28,804 IN ANY CASE, THE SCALE IS FLUID, AND I IMAGINE I HAVE A DECADE-- 637 00:21:28,839 --> 00:21:32,187 MAYBE MORE, TO CHANGE YOUR MIND. 638 00:21:32,221 --> 00:21:35,639 [school bell rings] 639 00:21:35,673 --> 00:21:37,296 I HAVE TO GO TO CLASS NOW. 640 00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:40,195 I WILL TALK TO YOU LATER, DYLAN. 641 00:21:40,229 --> 00:21:41,748 HEY, ASPERGER'S. 642 00:21:44,441 --> 00:21:46,581 MAYBE A 2 1/2. 643 00:21:57,557 --> 00:22:00,284 - HI THERE. - HEY. 644 00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:01,181 - EXCUSE ME. - HEY, CAN I HELP YOU? 645 00:22:01,216 --> 00:22:03,322 HEY, I'M HERE TO PICK UP MY FATHER. 646 00:22:03,356 --> 00:22:06,014 HE'S A REAL TALL, ORNERY GUY. ZEEK BRAVERMAN? 647 00:22:06,048 --> 00:22:07,740 OF COURSE. 648 00:22:07,774 --> 00:22:09,776 HE'S ACTUALLY JUST WRAPPING UP WITH ONE OF OUR THERAPISTS. 649 00:22:09,811 --> 00:22:10,777 OH, OKAY. GREAT. 650 00:22:10,812 --> 00:22:12,607 YOU CAN GO BACK THERE IF YOU WANT. 651 00:22:12,641 --> 00:22:13,608 - RIGHT HERE? - YEAH. 652 00:22:13,642 --> 00:22:14,367 - OH. - JUST... 653 00:22:14,402 --> 00:22:15,679 THROUGH THIS DOOR ON YOUR RIGHT. 654 00:22:15,713 --> 00:22:18,751 - OKAY. THANK YOU. - MM-HMM. 655 00:22:32,420 --> 00:22:33,662 THINK YOU CAN HANDLE A LITTLE MORE ELEVATION? 656 00:22:33,697 --> 00:22:35,837 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. BRING IT ON. HERE WE GO. 657 00:22:35,871 --> 00:22:36,872 OKAY. 658 00:22:36,907 --> 00:22:39,599 [treadmill beeping] 659 00:22:47,952 --> 00:22:49,713 OHH. 660 00:22:51,749 --> 00:22:52,543 YOU OKAY? 661 00:22:52,578 --> 00:22:54,649 YEAH. I'M FINE. 662 00:22:54,683 --> 00:22:56,098 MIGHT HAVE PUSHED YOU JUST A BIT TOO MUCH. 663 00:22:56,133 --> 00:22:57,514 YEAH. YEAH. 664 00:22:57,548 --> 00:23:00,586 - YOU WANT SOME WATER? - NO. I JUST... 665 00:23:07,903 --> 00:23:10,250 EVERYTHING OKAY? 666 00:23:10,285 --> 00:23:12,391 YEAH. GREAT FACILITY. 667 00:23:12,425 --> 00:23:16,567 IT'S, UH, REALLY GOOD-- GOOD. 668 00:23:20,951 --> 00:23:23,885 [alternative music] 669 00:23:23,919 --> 00:23:25,093 [knocks] 670 00:23:25,127 --> 00:23:27,613 HEY, BROTHER-O.HEY. 671 00:23:27,647 --> 00:23:29,408 - HOW'S IT GOING? - GOOD. WHAT'S UP? 672 00:23:29,442 --> 00:23:34,102 - JUST, UH, CAME TO HANG OUT. - REALLY? 673 00:23:34,136 --> 00:23:35,137 - LOOK AT THIS. - WOW. 674 00:23:35,172 --> 00:23:36,276 YOUR NEW ROOM. THIS... 675 00:23:36,311 --> 00:23:37,692 - YEAH. THANK YOU. - TRIPPY ART. 676 00:23:37,726 --> 00:23:39,072 YOUR TASTES ARE CHANGING. 677 00:23:39,107 --> 00:23:41,040 WHAT'S ACTUALLY GOING ON? 678 00:23:41,074 --> 00:23:43,318 YOU KNOW ME SO WELL. 679 00:23:43,352 --> 00:23:45,424 WELL, IT'S HARD FOR ME TO ADMIT THIS, 680 00:23:45,458 --> 00:23:50,014 BUT YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT THE GRIFFIN SITUATION. 681 00:23:50,049 --> 00:23:50,946 WHAT HAPPENED? 682 00:23:50,981 --> 00:23:53,535 WE JUST, LIKE, WENT ON OUR FIRST DATE, 683 00:23:53,570 --> 00:23:55,641 AND IT WAS SO FUN, 684 00:23:55,675 --> 00:23:59,576 AND NOW I LIKE HIM. 685 00:23:59,610 --> 00:24:01,681 YEAH, LIKE, YOU WANT TO SEE HIM AGAIN? 686 00:24:01,716 --> 00:24:04,339 YEAH, LIKE, I WANT TO-- I WANT TO KEEP HANGING OUT, 687 00:24:04,373 --> 00:24:09,448 AND I JUST-- I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 688 00:24:09,482 --> 00:24:11,898 YOU GOTTA JUST TELL HIM. 689 00:24:11,933 --> 00:24:13,175 RIGHT. YEAH. 690 00:24:13,210 --> 00:24:14,522 I KNOW, LIKE, EVENTUALLY, 691 00:24:14,556 --> 00:24:17,283 BUT, I MEAN, IT JUST SEEMS SILLY TO, 692 00:24:17,317 --> 00:24:20,148 LIKE, CUT SOMETHING OFF AT THE PASS JUST, YOU KNOW, 693 00:24:20,182 --> 00:24:21,563 WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING WHAT IT IS FIRST. I MEAN, LIKE-- 694 00:24:21,598 --> 00:24:23,462 YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW IF YOU'RE CUTTING IT OFF, 695 00:24:23,496 --> 00:24:25,325 AND THE THING IS, IF IT KEEPS GOING ON 696 00:24:25,360 --> 00:24:26,844 AND THEN YOU TELL HIM, 697 00:24:26,879 --> 00:24:29,019 IT'S GONNA SEEM LIKE YOU WERE LYING THE WHOLE TIME. 698 00:24:29,053 --> 00:24:30,227 YEAH. 699 00:24:30,261 --> 00:24:31,470 AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HE'S GONNA REACT TO IT. 700 00:24:31,504 --> 00:24:34,369 HE COULD BE TOTALLY FINE WITH IT, 701 00:24:34,403 --> 00:24:36,164 AND YOU GUYS COULD KEEP SEEING EACH OTHER 702 00:24:36,198 --> 00:24:37,441 AND SEE IF IT'S, LIKE, YOU KNOW, 703 00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:40,651 GONNA ACTUALLY GO SOMEWHERE.YEAH. 704 00:24:40,686 --> 00:24:44,275 BUT IF YOU ACTUALLY LIKE HIM, THEN HE SHOULD KNOW. 705 00:24:46,450 --> 00:24:49,280 YEAH. YOU'RE RIGHT. 706 00:24:50,903 --> 00:24:53,699 [door opens] 707 00:24:55,252 --> 00:24:56,253 HEY! 708 00:24:56,287 --> 00:24:57,254 - HEY. - HOW'D IT GO? 709 00:24:57,288 --> 00:24:58,220 OH, IT WAS A PIECE OF CAKE. 710 00:24:58,255 --> 00:25:00,188 YEAH. GOOD. 711 00:25:00,222 --> 00:25:01,603 HOW LONG YOU BEEN HERE? 712 00:25:01,638 --> 00:25:03,398 TWO SECONDS. I JUST WALKED IN. 713 00:25:03,432 --> 00:25:04,641 PERFECT TIMING. DO YOU PAY OR-- 714 00:25:04,675 --> 00:25:07,022 NOPE. IT'S ALL TAKEN CARE OF. 715 00:25:07,057 --> 00:25:08,092 I'M ALL TAKEN CARE OF. 716 00:25:08,127 --> 00:25:09,784 THANK YOU, CHERYL.MM-HMM. SEE YOU NEXT WEEK. 717 00:25:09,818 --> 00:25:11,199 OKAY. 718 00:25:11,233 --> 00:25:15,444 DO YOU WANT TO GO GRAB A DRINK OR SOMETHING? 719 00:25:15,479 --> 00:25:16,756 CROS, I'M OFF THE SAUCE. YOU KNOW? 720 00:25:16,791 --> 00:25:18,620 I'M KIND OF ON THE SAUCE, 721 00:25:18,655 --> 00:25:20,726 SO MAYBE I COULD DRINK FOR BOTH OF US. 722 00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:22,590 YOU WANT TO WATCH ME HAVE A COUPLE COCKTAILS? 723 00:25:22,624 --> 00:25:24,453 YEAH, OKAY. THAT COULD BE FUN, I THINK. 724 00:25:24,488 --> 00:25:25,524 - YEAH? - YEAH. 725 00:25:25,558 --> 00:25:27,767 - LITTLE MIDDAY PARTY. - [chuckles] 726 00:25:30,667 --> 00:25:33,014 [knocking on door] YEAH? 727 00:25:33,048 --> 00:25:35,430 [door opens] 728 00:25:35,464 --> 00:25:37,294 JOEL'S HERE TO SEE YOU. 729 00:25:37,328 --> 00:25:38,640 JOEL GRAHAM.YEAH. 730 00:25:38,675 --> 00:25:39,330 - YOUR-- - YEAH. 731 00:25:39,365 --> 00:25:42,610 UH, OKAY. GOOD. SEND HIM IN. 732 00:25:44,128 --> 00:25:46,717 - YOU CAN SEE HER. - [clears throat] 733 00:25:51,342 --> 00:25:52,585 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 734 00:25:52,620 --> 00:25:56,382 GREAT QUESTION. UM, WHY DON'T YOU GUESS? 735 00:25:56,416 --> 00:25:59,696 CLOSE THE DOOR, PLEASE. 736 00:25:59,730 --> 00:26:01,283 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 737 00:26:01,318 --> 00:26:03,147 YOU'RE BACK WITH YOUR, UH, COLLEGE SWEETHEART. 738 00:26:03,182 --> 00:26:05,115 - I AM SEEING CHRIS, YES. - MM-HMM. 739 00:26:05,149 --> 00:26:06,668 THAT IS THE PERSON WHO I'VE BEEN SEEING, 740 00:26:06,703 --> 00:26:08,359 AND I HAVE A RIGHT TO NOT FEEL BAD ABOUT THAT. 741 00:26:08,394 --> 00:26:09,671 YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT. 742 00:26:09,706 --> 00:26:11,086 WHAT YOU DO NOT HAVE A RIGHT TO DO 743 00:26:11,121 --> 00:26:12,674 IS TO GO AROUND INTRODUCING OUR KIDS 744 00:26:12,709 --> 00:26:17,541 TO WHOEVER IT IS YOU FEEL LIKE SLEEPING WITH THAT WEEK. 745 00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:21,683 JOEL, YOU ARE UPSET, AND I UNDERSTAND THAT. 746 00:26:21,718 --> 00:26:23,720 RECOGNIZE THAT THIS WAS AN ACCIDENT. 747 00:26:23,754 --> 00:26:25,307 - IT WAS AN ACCIDENT? - IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! 748 00:26:25,342 --> 00:26:26,481 YOU JUST ACCIDENTALLY 749 00:26:26,515 --> 00:26:27,965 INVITED HIM OVER TO YOUR BROTHER'S HOUSE, 750 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,553 AND HE WAS ACCIDENTALLY PLAYING BALL WITH OUR KIDS? 751 00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:31,244 CHRIS CAME OVER FOR A WORK THING. 752 00:26:31,279 --> 00:26:32,901 A WORK THING AT...ADAM WOULDN'T LET HIM LEAVE. 753 00:26:32,936 --> 00:26:34,351 - IT WAS AN ACCIDENT... - THE BRAVERMAN HOUSE. 754 00:26:34,385 --> 00:26:35,559 PERFECT.AND I HAD ALWAYS INTENDED 755 00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:36,664 TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS BEFOREHAND. 756 00:26:36,698 --> 00:26:37,734 SO YOU WERE PLANNING TO TALK TO ME? 757 00:26:37,768 --> 00:26:38,631 - YES! - GREAT. 758 00:26:38,666 --> 00:26:39,839 IF SOMETHING LIKE THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN, 759 00:26:39,874 --> 00:26:41,082 I WAS GONNA TALK TO YOU! 760 00:26:41,116 --> 00:26:42,359 WHAT DO YOU MEAN IF SOMETHING LIKE THIS-- 761 00:26:42,393 --> 00:26:44,499 - WITH THE KIDS! - SO-- 762 00:26:44,533 --> 00:26:49,849 SO YOU'RE SAYING THIS GUY'S GONNA BE IN OUR KIDS' LIVES? 763 00:26:49,884 --> 00:26:50,988 - NO. - THAT'S WHAT-- 764 00:26:51,023 --> 00:26:52,058 I-I DON'T KNOW. 765 00:26:52,093 --> 00:26:53,542 BECAUSE THAT'S NOT A SMALL THING. 766 00:26:53,577 --> 00:26:55,717 NO, IT'S NOT A SMALL THING, BUT I DON'T KNOW. 767 00:26:55,752 --> 00:26:57,581 I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T HAVE TO KNOW. 768 00:26:57,616 --> 00:26:59,272 I'M JUST SORRY THAT IT WENT DOWN THIS WAY. 769 00:26:59,307 --> 00:27:01,516 [knocking on door] 770 00:27:01,550 --> 00:27:03,587 COME IN. [door opens] 771 00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:05,071 YOUR 2:30 JUST ARRIVED. 772 00:27:05,106 --> 00:27:08,730 GREAT. WE'RE JUST WRAPPING UP. 773 00:27:10,490 --> 00:27:12,872 [door closes] 774 00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:27,231 [whistle blows on TV] 775 00:27:27,266 --> 00:27:31,201 OH. OH, THAT'S NICE. 776 00:27:31,235 --> 00:27:33,341 HEY, YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU TOOK ADAM AND I 777 00:27:33,375 --> 00:27:35,343 CAMPING IN YOSEMITE? 778 00:27:35,377 --> 00:27:37,966 AND WE WERE OBSESSED ABOUT GETTING ATTACKED BY A BEAR? 779 00:27:38,001 --> 00:27:39,347 YEAH.YOU REMEMBER THAT? 780 00:27:39,381 --> 00:27:41,280 AND WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW TO DEFEND OURSELVES 781 00:27:41,314 --> 00:27:43,351 AGAINST A PREDATOR LIKE THAT? 782 00:27:43,385 --> 00:27:44,317 HE WAS GONNA USE KARATE. 783 00:27:44,352 --> 00:27:45,905 I WAS GONNA USE A CLUB, AND FINALLY YOU GO, 784 00:27:45,940 --> 00:27:49,184 "WOULD YOU GUYS STOP OBSESSING ABOUT THIS BEAR?" 785 00:27:49,219 --> 00:27:51,462 RIGHT. RIGHT."THERE ARE NO BEARS HERE." 786 00:27:51,497 --> 00:27:54,086 AND THEN ON CUE, 787 00:27:54,120 --> 00:27:56,882 THE BIGGEST BEAR IN YOSEMITE COMES CHARGING OUT OF THE WOODS. 788 00:27:56,916 --> 00:27:58,021 - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. - YOU REMEMBER THAT? 789 00:27:58,055 --> 00:27:59,781 I MEAN, IT ONLY SEEMED THAT BIG 790 00:27:59,816 --> 00:28:01,610 'CAUSE YOU WERE ABOUT 2 FEET TALL. 791 00:28:01,645 --> 00:28:04,890 THAT THING WAS HUMONGOUS! ADAM FROZE STIFF. 792 00:28:04,924 --> 00:28:06,374 I DROPPED TO THE GROUND 793 00:28:06,408 --> 00:28:08,238 'CAUSE I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PRETEND YOU'RE DEAD, 794 00:28:08,272 --> 00:28:11,103 AND THEN YOU IMMEDIATELY-- 795 00:28:11,137 --> 00:28:12,691 TWO STEPS FORWARD, 796 00:28:12,725 --> 00:28:15,176 HANDS OVER HEAD, "GET OUT OF HERE, BEAR! 797 00:28:15,210 --> 00:28:16,246 SCRAM!" YEAH. 798 00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:17,419 - "BEAT IT!" - WELL, I-- 799 00:28:17,454 --> 00:28:18,904 AND THAT BEAR TOOK OFF LIKE A CAT. 800 00:28:18,938 --> 00:28:21,147 YEAH. THAT'S WHAT YOU DO WITH A BLACK BEAR. 801 00:28:21,182 --> 00:28:22,493 OH, SURE. THAT'S WHAT A MAN DOES. 802 00:28:22,528 --> 00:28:23,460 YOU DON'T DO THAT WITH A GRIZZLY. 803 00:28:23,494 --> 00:28:24,944 OKAY. 804 00:28:24,979 --> 00:28:26,325 WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU DO THAT WITH A GRIZZLY? 805 00:28:26,359 --> 00:28:27,636 YOU RUN. [cell phone rings] 806 00:28:27,671 --> 00:28:29,500 - AT YOU-- - AS FAST AS YOU CAN. 807 00:28:29,535 --> 00:28:33,056 HERE WE GO. JASMINE'S GONNA ASK ME IF I WORE MY SEATBELT. 808 00:28:33,090 --> 00:28:36,128 NOT EVEN HER. HELLO? HEY, MOM. 809 00:28:36,162 --> 00:28:37,681 YEAH. OF COURSE I'M WITH HIM. 810 00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:40,615 - AH. LET ME TALK TO HER. - SHE SAID YOU DON'T EVER ANSWER YOUR PHONE. 811 00:28:40,649 --> 00:28:42,375 - YEAH. - OKAY, YOU WANT TO TALK? 812 00:28:42,410 --> 00:28:44,412 YEAH, HE'S READY FOR YOU. 813 00:28:46,448 --> 00:28:47,553 HELLO? 814 00:28:47,587 --> 00:28:49,969 ZEEK, I WAS SO WORRIED ABOUT YOU! 815 00:28:50,004 --> 00:28:51,522 YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HOME AN HOUR AGO. 816 00:28:51,557 --> 00:28:53,973 OH, WELL, YEAH, I MEAN, CAMILLE, EVERYTHING'S FINE. 817 00:28:54,008 --> 00:28:56,562 NOTHING HAPPENED. I'M JUST SITTING HERE TALKING TO CROSBY. 818 00:28:56,596 --> 00:28:58,012 YEAH, EXCEPT THAT YOU HAVE FOUR PILLS 819 00:28:58,046 --> 00:28:59,979 THAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TAKE THAT YOU DON'T HAVE WITH YOU. 820 00:29:00,014 --> 00:29:03,051 ARE YOU IN A BAR?YEAH. I'M IN A BAR, 821 00:29:03,086 --> 00:29:06,020 BUT I'M NOT DRINKING, SO YOU DON'T NEED TO WORRY. 822 00:29:06,054 --> 00:29:09,299 AND BY THE WAY, CAMILLE, I'M NOT YOUR PATIENT. 823 00:29:09,333 --> 00:29:10,783 YEAH, WELL, SOMEONE HAS TO LOOK AFTER YOU 824 00:29:10,818 --> 00:29:12,647 BECAUSE YOU OBVIOUSLY CAN'T LOOK AFTER YOURSELF. 825 00:29:12,681 --> 00:29:14,338 [sighs] LOOK. 826 00:29:14,373 --> 00:29:17,583 I'M SITTING HERE HAVING A GOOD TIME WITH MY SON, 827 00:29:17,617 --> 00:29:20,482 AND WHEN WE'RE DONE, I'LL BE HOME, BUT NOT BEFORE THEN. 828 00:29:20,517 --> 00:29:22,243 IS THAT ALL RIGHT?OF COURSE. 829 00:29:22,277 --> 00:29:23,623 IT'S ONLY YOUR HEALTH. THAT'S ALL. 830 00:29:23,658 --> 00:29:26,557 GOOD. ALL RIGHT. SEE YOU. 831 00:29:26,592 --> 00:29:28,145 [exhales] 832 00:29:28,180 --> 00:29:32,011 - YOU'LL LEARN HOW TO DO THAT. - YOU JUST TOED THE LINE. 833 00:29:32,046 --> 00:29:34,427 THAT IS HOW YOU-- I GOT TO TAKE NOTES. 834 00:29:34,462 --> 00:29:36,740 - HEY, YOU WANT ANOTHER ONE? - I CERTAINLY DO. 835 00:29:36,775 --> 00:29:38,259 YEAH.SHOULD WE GET ANOTHER ROUND? 836 00:29:38,293 --> 00:29:39,778 CAN WE GET A SODA, HOLD THE WHISKEY, 837 00:29:39,812 --> 00:29:42,401 AND A WHISKEY, HOLD THE SODA? 838 00:29:42,435 --> 00:29:43,609 SAY "OTIS, SIT." 839 00:29:43,643 --> 00:29:46,301 - SIT, OTIS. - SIT, OTIS. 840 00:29:46,336 --> 00:29:47,958 - SIT. - SIT, OTIS. 841 00:29:47,993 --> 00:29:49,132 SIT. 842 00:29:49,166 --> 00:29:50,443 WE'LL GET THERE. SIT, OTIS. 843 00:29:50,478 --> 00:29:52,549 - SIT, OTIS. - SIT. 844 00:29:52,583 --> 00:29:53,688 - HEY, MAX. - SIT, OTIS. 845 00:29:53,722 --> 00:29:55,345 - HOW WAS SCHOOL, BUD? - GO GET YOUR BALL FOR ME, OKAY? 846 00:29:55,379 --> 00:29:57,554 DYLAN CURRENTLY LIKES ME AT A 2 1/2. 847 00:29:57,588 --> 00:30:00,005 THOUGH YOU BOTH CLAIM TO BE EXPERTS ON THE SUBJECT, 848 00:30:00,039 --> 00:30:01,523 I'M NOT SURE THAT YOUR ADVICE IS ENOUGH 849 00:30:01,558 --> 00:30:03,836 TO BRING THAT UP TO A FIVE, 850 00:30:03,871 --> 00:30:04,975 SO I'VE CONSULTED OUTSIDE SOURCES. 851 00:30:05,010 --> 00:30:05,838 WHAT DO YOU HAVE HERE? 852 00:30:05,873 --> 00:30:07,150 - DOUBLE YOUR DATING. - OH, BOY. 853 00:30:07,184 --> 00:30:08,358 WHAT EVERY MAN SHOULD KNOW ABOUT HOW TO BE 854 00:30:08,392 --> 00:30:10,636 SUCCESSFUL WITH WOMEN BY JAMES TURNER. 855 00:30:10,670 --> 00:30:12,638 THE MYSTERY METHOD: HOW TO GET ANY WOMAN 856 00:30:12,672 --> 00:30:13,777 INTO BED WITH YOU BY MYSTERY 857 00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:14,847 WITH CHRIS ODOM. OKAY. 858 00:30:14,882 --> 00:30:16,918 AND THE GAME: PENETRATING THE SECRET SOCIETY 859 00:30:16,953 --> 00:30:18,161 OF PICKUP ARTISTS BY JEFF LEE, 860 00:30:18,195 --> 00:30:19,679 WHO IS THE BEST-SELLING AUTHOR 861 00:30:19,714 --> 00:30:21,509 OF IF THE BOAT'S A-ROCKIN', DON'T COME A-KNOCKIN'. 862 00:30:21,543 --> 00:30:22,613 WAIT A MINUTE. 863 00:30:22,648 --> 00:30:23,787 MAX, THESE ARE NOT REALLY BOOKS ABOUT DATING. 864 00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:25,409 THEY'RE PICKUP BOOKS. THEY'RE WRITTEN BY CON ARTISTS. 865 00:30:25,444 --> 00:30:26,617 OF COURSE THEY'RE BOOKS ABOUT DATING. 866 00:30:26,652 --> 00:30:27,826 THIS ONE HAS "DATING" IN THE TITLE. 867 00:30:27,860 --> 00:30:30,173 I KNOW IT DOES, BUT LET ME JUST TALK TO YOU ABOUT IT, OKAY? 868 00:30:30,207 --> 00:30:31,174 YOU DON'T NEED TO READ THESE BOOKS. 869 00:30:31,208 --> 00:30:32,278 - HONEY, THESE ARE... - NO. 870 00:30:32,313 --> 00:30:33,521 THESE ARE BOOKS BY EXPERTS IN A SUBJECT 871 00:30:33,555 --> 00:30:34,729 THAT I'M INTERESTED IN. 872 00:30:34,763 --> 00:30:36,455 HOW MANY BOOKS HAVE YOU WRITTEN ON THE SUBJECT OF DATING? 873 00:30:36,489 --> 00:30:38,146 - NONE, BUT I CAN TALK-- - NONE. EXACTLY. 874 00:30:38,181 --> 00:30:41,736 I'M GONNA READ THESE IN MY ROOM UNTIL DINNER. 875 00:30:41,770 --> 00:30:42,702 - ALL RIGHT. - THAT'S GOOD. 876 00:30:42,737 --> 00:30:44,221 HEY. THIS IS NOT MY FAULT. 877 00:30:44,256 --> 00:30:45,326 THAT IS GOOD. 878 00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:46,258 I DIDN'T ENCOURAGE HIM TO GO GET THOSE BOOKS. 879 00:30:46,292 --> 00:30:48,743 IT IS YOUR FAULT. YOU ARE ENCOURAGING HIM. 880 00:30:48,777 --> 00:30:49,709 NO, I'M NOT.HONEY, YOU'RE UNDERMINING... 881 00:30:49,744 --> 00:30:50,918 - OUR WHOLE PLAN. - HOW? 882 00:30:50,952 --> 00:30:52,195 - YES, YOU ARE, BY SAYING... - NO, I'M NOT. 883 00:30:52,229 --> 00:30:53,437 "I WAS ONCE A TWO. I WAS ONCE A TWO." 884 00:30:53,472 --> 00:30:55,163 I WAS TRYING TO BE ENCOURAGING, THAT WAS A-- 885 00:30:55,198 --> 00:30:56,406 A STORY ABOUT US. YOU SAID...I WAS FLIRTING WITH YOU. 886 00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:57,510 - I WAS A TWO. I KNOW. - THAT WAS DIFFERENT. 887 00:30:57,545 --> 00:30:58,995 I WAS TRYING TO GET HIM TO UNDERSTAND THE GAME. 888 00:30:59,029 --> 00:31:00,513 I GET THAT, OKAY? 889 00:31:00,548 --> 00:31:02,653 BUT THIS GIRL IS NOT GONNA LIKE HIM THAT WAY. 890 00:31:02,688 --> 00:31:03,620 - WHY NOT? - PLAIN AND SIMPLE. 891 00:31:03,654 --> 00:31:05,622 - WHY? WHY NOT? - I--BECAUSE. 892 00:31:05,656 --> 00:31:07,796 - BECAUSE WHY? - [sighs] 893 00:31:07,831 --> 00:31:09,315 ADAM, REALLY? 894 00:31:09,350 --> 00:31:10,489 WHAT? BECAUSE MAX IS DIFFERENT? 895 00:31:10,523 --> 00:31:11,800 BECAUSE HE'S DIFFICULT? 896 00:31:11,835 --> 00:31:14,148 I KNOW HE IS, BUT SO ARE ALL THE OTHER KIDS AT CHAMBERS ACADEMY. 897 00:31:14,182 --> 00:31:16,529 THEY'RE ALL--THEY'RE A POTPOURRI OF FREAKS, LIKE DYLAN SAID. 898 00:31:16,564 --> 00:31:20,361 RIGHT? 899 00:31:20,395 --> 00:31:23,778 SO WHY NOT MAX? 900 00:31:23,812 --> 00:31:28,507 I NEED TO BELIEVE THIS IS POSSIBLE. 901 00:31:28,541 --> 00:31:31,475 - OKAY. - OKAY. 902 00:31:31,510 --> 00:31:34,996 BUT THOSE BOOKS ARE NOT-- HE CANNOT READ THOSE BOOKS. 903 00:31:35,031 --> 00:31:36,687 - THEY'RE GONE. RIGHT NOW. - OKAY? 904 00:31:36,722 --> 00:31:37,965 - OKAY. - PROMISE. 905 00:31:37,999 --> 00:31:39,104 I'LL TAKE 'EM AWAY RIGHT NOW. I PROMISE YOU. 906 00:31:39,138 --> 00:31:40,070 - ALL RIGHT. - OKAY? 907 00:31:40,105 --> 00:31:41,900 I LOVE YOU. COME HERE. 908 00:31:41,934 --> 00:31:44,419 - I LOVE YOU TOO. - ALL RIGHT. 909 00:31:44,454 --> 00:31:47,595 THIS GUY. 910 00:31:47,629 --> 00:31:49,114 ALL RIGHT, THIS WAY. 911 00:31:49,148 --> 00:31:52,013 - DOWN AT THE END OF THE HALL. - SO... YOU LIVE HERE? 912 00:31:52,048 --> 00:31:53,877 YEAH. I LIVE HERE. 913 00:31:53,912 --> 00:31:55,120 WHY? 914 00:31:55,154 --> 00:31:59,158 UH, NO. JUST-- IS IT LESS SCARY DURING THE DAY? 915 00:31:59,193 --> 00:32:01,436 NO, IT'S PRETTY MUCH EXACTLY THE SAME. WHAT? 916 00:32:01,471 --> 00:32:03,645 YOU DON'T THINK IT HAS A SORT OF RUSTIC CHARM? 917 00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:05,440 IT'S GOT-- IT'S GOT SOMETHING. 918 00:32:05,475 --> 00:32:06,683 [laughs] 919 00:32:06,717 --> 00:32:10,342 GOD, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE SUCH A PREPPY, LIKE, TECH GUY. 920 00:32:10,376 --> 00:32:12,378 - I AM NOT. - YOU TOTALLY ARE. 921 00:32:12,413 --> 00:32:14,104 [laughs] WELL, MAYBE A LITTLE BIT. 922 00:32:14,139 --> 00:32:16,175 I'VE GOT MY SWEATER ON. 923 00:32:16,210 --> 00:32:18,177 YEAH. 924 00:32:22,423 --> 00:32:23,596 I-- 925 00:32:23,631 --> 00:32:24,873 WHAT? 926 00:32:24,908 --> 00:32:28,739 I--UM, I JUST HAVE A QUESTION. 927 00:32:28,774 --> 00:32:29,740 SHOOT. WHAT DO YOU GOT? 928 00:32:29,775 --> 00:32:31,915 HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT, UH, 929 00:32:31,950 --> 00:32:37,507 GOING OUT WITH SOMEBODY THAT HAS SOME BAGGAGE? 930 00:32:37,541 --> 00:32:42,650 I THINK THAT MOST SMART, UH, COMPLICATED, 931 00:32:42,684 --> 00:32:45,446 GORGEOUS PEOPLE HAVE IT. 932 00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:48,449 I-I THINK THAT'S WHAT MAKES THEM INTERESTING. 933 00:32:48,483 --> 00:32:49,553 UM-- 934 00:32:49,588 --> 00:32:51,728 IS THIS ABOUT YOU NOT DRINKING AT DINNER? 935 00:32:51,762 --> 00:32:53,523 I HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS WHO HAVE BEEN THROUGH AA. 936 00:32:53,557 --> 00:32:55,111 - NO. I--NO, NO. - I'M TOTALLY NOT PREJUDICED. 937 00:32:55,145 --> 00:32:56,871 I THINK IT'S LIKE HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE. 938 00:32:56,905 --> 00:32:58,183 I WISH IT WAS THAT. IT'S-- 939 00:32:58,217 --> 00:33:02,463 I'M--I'M PREGNANT. 940 00:33:02,497 --> 00:33:03,671 WITH A BABY? 941 00:33:03,705 --> 00:33:05,914 THAT'S--THAT'S THE KIND OF PREGNANT I AM, YES. 942 00:33:05,949 --> 00:33:07,847 WOW. UM, YOU DON'T LOOK IT. 943 00:33:07,882 --> 00:33:09,021 - OH. - CONGRATULATIONS. 944 00:33:09,056 --> 00:33:10,333 - THANK YOU, THANK YOU. - I'M SORRY. 945 00:33:10,367 --> 00:33:12,542 BUT, YOU KNOW, I'M NOT-- I'M NOT SEEING ANYBODY. 946 00:33:12,576 --> 00:33:14,854 I'M--I'M TOTALLY SINGLE. 947 00:33:14,889 --> 00:33:16,753 THE FATHER IS NOT IN THE PICTURE, 948 00:33:16,787 --> 00:33:19,894 SO I'M JUST GONNA DO IT ALONE. 949 00:33:19,928 --> 00:33:21,240 I-I RESPECT THAT. THAT'S-- 950 00:33:21,275 --> 00:33:23,484 THANKS. YEAH, BUT-- 951 00:33:23,518 --> 00:33:26,728 SO, I MEAN, DO YOU STILL WANT TO COME IN, 952 00:33:26,763 --> 00:33:28,765 AND WE CAN HANG-- WE CAN HANG OUT? 953 00:33:28,799 --> 00:33:30,249 UH, YOU KNOW, I-- UH, CRAP. 954 00:33:30,284 --> 00:33:34,736 I DO, UM--I GOT A-A BUSY DAY AT WORK TOMORROW. 955 00:33:34,771 --> 00:33:35,841 - MM-HMM. - I TOTALLY, UH, FORGOT. 956 00:33:35,875 --> 00:33:36,980 IT'S, UH-- OKAY. 957 00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:37,946 WE'RE BETA-LAUNCHING OUR NEW APP. 958 00:33:37,981 --> 00:33:39,017 IT'S JUST--IT'S GONNA BE CRAZY. 959 00:33:39,051 --> 00:33:41,536 I SHOULD PROBABLY GET SOME SLEEP. 960 00:33:41,571 --> 00:33:43,366 YEAH. 961 00:33:48,095 --> 00:33:51,408 UH, I'LL--I'LL CALL YOU. OKAY? 962 00:33:51,443 --> 00:33:53,617 YEAH, OKAY. 963 00:33:53,652 --> 00:33:56,448 GOOD NIGHT. 964 00:33:56,482 --> 00:33:57,483 BYE. 965 00:33:59,796 --> 00:34:02,350 [Crosby] IT'S JUST BEEN ONE CRAPPY THING AFTER ANOTHER. 966 00:34:02,385 --> 00:34:03,800 YOU KNOW, THESE ARTISTS, 967 00:34:03,834 --> 00:34:05,560 THEY'RE NOT ARTISTS. THEY'RE BABIES. 968 00:34:05,595 --> 00:34:07,769 THEY'RE--ALL OF 'EM ARE SELF-DESTRUCTIVE BABIES 969 00:34:07,804 --> 00:34:09,323 WITH ZERO CONSCIENCE. 970 00:34:09,357 --> 00:34:11,325 THEY JUST--THEY CAN'T WAIT TO STAB YOU IN THE BACK. 971 00:34:11,359 --> 00:34:12,636 OLIVER ROME-- HE'S GONE. 972 00:34:12,671 --> 00:34:15,053 WE HAVE NO MONEY NOW COMING INTO THE LUNCHEONETTE. 973 00:34:15,087 --> 00:34:18,263 SO, YOU KNOW, ADAM AND I ARE SCRAMBLING, 974 00:34:18,297 --> 00:34:19,988 AND THEN WHEN I GET HOME, 975 00:34:20,023 --> 00:34:21,680 JASMINE IS LIKE, "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 976 00:34:21,714 --> 00:34:24,510 HOW LONG ARE YOU GONNA BE OUT NEXT TIME?" YOU KNOW? 977 00:34:24,545 --> 00:34:26,236 "WHAT-- ARE YOU RIDING A MOTORCYCLE?" 978 00:34:26,271 --> 00:34:29,377 AND IT JUST DOESN'T END, AND THEN JABBAR IS SO SWEET. 979 00:34:29,412 --> 00:34:30,585 I LOVE HIM SO MUCH, BUT, 980 00:34:30,620 --> 00:34:32,656 YOU KNOW, EVERY TIME I WALK IN THE DOOR, 981 00:34:32,691 --> 00:34:33,623 IT'S, "WE GOTTA GO TO THE TRAMPOLINE THING. 982 00:34:33,657 --> 00:34:36,212 WE GOT TO GO TO SEE A MOVIE, GO PLAY CATCH." 983 00:34:36,246 --> 00:34:38,179 I BARELY PLAY WITH HIM, 984 00:34:38,214 --> 00:34:40,112 YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE I FRACTURED THESE TWO RIBS, 985 00:34:40,147 --> 00:34:42,390 AND SPEAKING OF WHICH, YOU KNOW, 986 00:34:42,425 --> 00:34:44,599 I-I GO TO THE DOCTOR, AND THE GUY SAYS, "YOU KNOW, 987 00:34:44,634 --> 00:34:46,360 IT'S GONNA TAKE A WHILE AT YOUR AGE, TO HEAL," 988 00:34:46,394 --> 00:34:48,258 HOLD IT. HOLD IT.AND I WAS LIKE, "AT MY AGE?" 989 00:34:48,293 --> 00:34:50,640 HOLD IT. HOLD IT. HOW DID YOU FRACTURE YOUR RIBS? 990 00:34:50,674 --> 00:34:53,677 I GOT IN A, UH, SMALL MOTORCYCLE THING. 991 00:34:53,712 --> 00:34:57,164 YOU KNOW, LIKE, JUST A-- IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. 992 00:34:57,198 --> 00:34:59,235 DON'T--YOU DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT. 993 00:34:59,269 --> 00:35:00,615 DON'T BE ON HER SIDE, 994 00:35:00,650 --> 00:35:04,102 'CAUSE THAT'S ALL I GOT LEFT IS THAT MOTORCYCLE. 995 00:35:04,136 --> 00:35:05,517 NO. I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE, THOUGH. 996 00:35:05,551 --> 00:35:06,863 YOU GOT A HOUSE FULL OF KIDS. 997 00:35:06,897 --> 00:35:09,176 YOU GOT NO MONEY COMING IN, 998 00:35:09,210 --> 00:35:13,352 AND YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF THINGS, 999 00:35:13,387 --> 00:35:14,526 AND YOU'RE BEING PUSHED 1000 00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:17,149 AND PULLED IN DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS. 1001 00:35:17,184 --> 00:35:20,359 EXACTLY. 1002 00:35:20,394 --> 00:35:22,361 WELL... 1003 00:35:24,156 --> 00:35:26,779 YOU GOT TO-- 1004 00:35:28,056 --> 00:35:31,750 YOU GOT TO TRY TO ENJOY IT, SON, 1005 00:35:31,784 --> 00:35:34,235 YOU KNOW? 1006 00:35:34,270 --> 00:35:37,307 HAVE A LITTLE FUN, 1007 00:35:37,342 --> 00:35:39,447 AND SCARE THE BEAR. 1008 00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:45,246 IT JUST GOES BY FAST. 1009 00:35:46,937 --> 00:35:49,388 ♪ FOREVER I WILL MOVE 1010 00:35:49,423 --> 00:35:52,771 ♪ LIKE THE WORLD THAT TURNS BENEATH ME ♪ 1011 00:35:52,805 --> 00:35:56,499 ♪ AND WHEN I LOSE MY DIRECTION ♪ 1012 00:35:56,533 --> 00:35:58,501 ♪ I'LL LOOK UP TO THE SKY 1013 00:36:03,091 --> 00:36:04,092 KNOCK, KNOCK. 1014 00:36:04,127 --> 00:36:06,440 HI.HEY. 1015 00:36:06,474 --> 00:36:08,580 TREAT DELIVERY. HA HA! OKAY. 1016 00:36:08,614 --> 00:36:09,581 LET'S SEE WHAT...THANK YOU. 1017 00:36:09,615 --> 00:36:11,962 COOL BAD-BOY STUFF WE GOT IN HERE. 1018 00:36:11,997 --> 00:36:13,964 VODKA. HUH? IT'S THE NICE STUFF. 1019 00:36:13,999 --> 00:36:15,311 - UH-HUH. - WON'T GIVE YOU A HEADACHE. 1020 00:36:15,345 --> 00:36:17,105 ENJOY THAT. WHAT ELSE? 1021 00:36:17,140 --> 00:36:19,694 OH, LOOK. SKULL BONG. I'M READY TO LET GO. 1022 00:36:19,729 --> 00:36:21,179 WHY ARE YOU GIVING ME SKULL BONG? 1023 00:36:21,213 --> 00:36:22,663 YOU'VE BEEN EYEING IT FOREVER, AND NOW IT'S YOURS. 1024 00:36:22,697 --> 00:36:24,320 CONGRATULATIONS.OKAY. THANK YOU. 1025 00:36:24,354 --> 00:36:26,218 LET'S SEE. WHAT ELSE DO WE HAVE HERE? 1026 00:36:26,253 --> 00:36:28,255 OH. WHAT SKULL BONG WOULD BE COMPLETE 1027 00:36:28,289 --> 00:36:30,118 WITHOUT A LITTLE MEDICAL-GRADE... 1028 00:36:30,153 --> 00:36:31,292 - WOW. - SWEET, SWEET GREEN. 1029 00:36:31,327 --> 00:36:32,259 - THANK YOU. - ENJOY. 1030 00:36:32,293 --> 00:36:34,226 - THIS IS-- - HAVE SOME GOOD IDEAS ON THAT. 1031 00:36:34,261 --> 00:36:35,262 - YOU CAN'T HAVE IT... - WHAT ELSE DO WE HAVE? 1032 00:36:35,296 --> 00:36:36,504 OOH, LOOK.'CAUSE OF PREGNANCY? 1033 00:36:36,539 --> 00:36:37,609 - CONDOMS! - I DON'T WANT YOUR... 1034 00:36:37,643 --> 00:36:38,541 BECAUSE NOBODY'S EVER GONNA WANT TO TOUCH ME AGAIN. 1035 00:36:38,575 --> 00:36:40,025 - AMBER-- - HERE YOU GO, ALL FOR YOU. 1036 00:36:40,059 --> 00:36:41,026 I DON'T WANT YOUR CONDOMS. 1037 00:36:41,060 --> 00:36:42,269 WELL, I CAN'T HAVE IT. 1038 00:36:42,303 --> 00:36:44,202 I CAN'T HAVE ANY OF IT. CAN'T HAVE ANYTHING. 1039 00:36:44,236 --> 00:36:47,757 CAN'T EVEN HAVE A SUCCESSFUL RELATIONSHIP NOW. 1040 00:36:47,791 --> 00:36:48,930 YOU TALKED TO HIM? 1041 00:36:48,965 --> 00:36:52,762 I TOLD HIM ABOUT IT, AND... 1042 00:36:52,796 --> 00:36:55,696 I THINK YOU CAN IMAGINE HOW IT WENT. 1043 00:36:55,730 --> 00:36:58,802 - YEAH. - HE WAS JUST LIKE, "OKAY. 1044 00:36:58,837 --> 00:37:00,528 YEAH. I'LL CALL YOU." 1045 00:37:00,563 --> 00:37:04,222 IT WAS, LIKE, TOO CLASSIC. 1046 00:37:04,256 --> 00:37:06,154 I'M SORRY, AMBER. 1047 00:37:06,189 --> 00:37:11,125 YOU KNOW, AMBER, IT'S JUST A HARD THING, YOU KNOW? IT'S GONNA BE HARD FOR A MINUTE. 1048 00:37:11,159 --> 00:37:13,472 - [sighs] YEAH. I KNOW. - DOESN'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU. 1049 00:37:13,507 --> 00:37:15,716 IT'S JUST LIKE--IT'S JUST A BUMMER, YOU KNOW? 1050 00:37:15,750 --> 00:37:16,993 LIKE... YEAH. 1051 00:37:17,027 --> 00:37:18,512 I KNEW THAT, 1052 00:37:18,546 --> 00:37:20,307 LIKE, EVERYTHING WAS GONNA BE DIFFERENT, YOU KNOW? 1053 00:37:20,341 --> 00:37:23,793 OBVIOUSLY, AND I-I DIDN'T KNOW I--DERAILED. 1054 00:37:23,827 --> 00:37:26,830 I MEAN, MY LIFE IS, LIKE, COMPLETELY OVER AS I KNOW IT. 1055 00:37:26,865 --> 00:37:31,490 OKAY. YOUR LIFE IS NOT OVER, SERIOUSLY. 1056 00:37:31,525 --> 00:37:32,353 YOU'RE GIVING ME ALL YOUR STUFF 1057 00:37:32,388 --> 00:37:35,805 THAT YOU CAN HAVE BACK IN A FEW MONTHS. 1058 00:37:35,839 --> 00:37:37,324 YOU KNOW? 1059 00:37:37,358 --> 00:37:38,221 IT'S NOT OVER. 1060 00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:40,534 YOU KNOW, RIGHT NOW IS A WEIRD TIME. 1061 00:37:40,568 --> 00:37:43,744 AND YOU KIND OF DID IT OUT OF ORDER, 1062 00:37:43,778 --> 00:37:45,711 BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN THAT YOUR LIFE'S OVER 1063 00:37:45,746 --> 00:37:47,610 OR THAT YOU'RE NOT GONNA MEET ANYBODY 1064 00:37:47,644 --> 00:37:51,372 OR NEVER HAVE A BOYFRIEND AGAIN. 1065 00:37:51,407 --> 00:37:53,926 SERIOUSLY. 1066 00:37:58,379 --> 00:37:59,587 [Crosby] OH, THE MINIVAN. 1067 00:37:59,622 --> 00:38:00,761 - YUP. WATCH YOUR HEAD. - YAY! 1068 00:38:00,795 --> 00:38:02,245 - WATCH YOUR HEAD. - WHERE'S THE BABIES? 1069 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,247 - AT HOME WITH MY MOTHER. - OKAY. 1070 00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:06,042 - CAREFUL. - NO, NO, NO. DON'T DO THAT. 1071 00:38:06,076 --> 00:38:07,561 YOU KNOW, CROSBY, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT, JUST-- 1072 00:38:07,595 --> 00:38:10,080 DON'T LEAVE HIM WITH YOUR MOM. 1073 00:38:10,115 --> 00:38:11,219 JASMINE, GEE, YOU KNOW, 1074 00:38:11,254 --> 00:38:12,290 THANK YOU FOR DOING THIS.NO PROBLEM. 1075 00:38:12,324 --> 00:38:15,154 CAMILLE DOESN'T DRIVE WELL AT NIGHT, AND, UH, 1076 00:38:15,189 --> 00:38:16,708 HE WAS IN QUITE A STATE, SO--YEAH. 1077 00:38:16,742 --> 00:38:20,332 - I AM FINE, THANK YOU! - YOU'RE DRUNK. 1078 00:38:20,367 --> 00:38:23,093 WELL, IT WAS JUST GONNA BE ME AND CROS, 1079 00:38:23,128 --> 00:38:24,267 YOU KNOW, HAVING A GOOD TALK, 1080 00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:26,545 AND THINGS GOT OUT OF HAND, SO... 1081 00:38:26,580 --> 00:38:28,444 HMM. 1082 00:38:28,478 --> 00:38:30,238 I'M, UH--I'M SORRY. 1083 00:38:30,273 --> 00:38:31,895 I APOLOGIZE.IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. 1084 00:38:31,930 --> 00:38:34,242 IT'S NOT. 1085 00:38:34,277 --> 00:38:36,452 [sighs] 1086 00:38:36,486 --> 00:38:40,110 I'M WORRIED ABOUT HIM. 1087 00:38:41,388 --> 00:38:44,080 YEAH, ME TOO. 1088 00:38:46,772 --> 00:38:47,877 ALL RIGHT. THAT'S A GREAT START. 1089 00:38:47,911 --> 00:38:49,672 WE'VE GOT ART, AND WE'VE GOT ANIMALS. 1090 00:38:49,706 --> 00:38:52,330 THOSE ARE TWO GREAT TOPICS TO START A CONVERSATION WITH. 1091 00:38:52,364 --> 00:38:53,192 SO YOU'RE GOOD. 1092 00:38:53,227 --> 00:38:54,366 I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND 1093 00:38:54,401 --> 00:38:56,920 HOW SHE COULD LIKE HORSES MORE THAN LIZARDS. 1094 00:38:56,955 --> 00:38:58,957 HOW COME? 1095 00:38:58,991 --> 00:39:00,303 HORSES ARE INFERIOR. 1096 00:39:00,338 --> 00:39:03,824 OKAY, GOOD POINT, BUT, MAX, 1097 00:39:03,858 --> 00:39:07,137 WOMEN ARE MYSTERIOUS CREATURES. 1098 00:39:07,172 --> 00:39:09,554 THEY'RE NOT ALWAYS GONNA LIKE EXACTLY WHAT YOU LIKE. 1099 00:39:09,588 --> 00:39:11,970 THE BOOKS SAY THAT I SHOULD HIGHLIGHT MY BEST QUALITIES. 1100 00:39:12,004 --> 00:39:13,627 I THINK THAT'S GOOD ADVICE. WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY ARE? 1101 00:39:13,661 --> 00:39:15,387 - I DON'T KNOW. - NO? 1102 00:39:15,422 --> 00:39:17,320 - WHAT DO YOU THINK, MOM? - HEY. 1103 00:39:17,355 --> 00:39:19,909 HI. UM, WHAT DO I THINK? 1104 00:39:19,943 --> 00:39:22,360 GOSH, THAT'S TOUGH BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY. 1105 00:39:22,394 --> 00:39:23,499 - YEAH. - THERE ARE SO MANY. 1106 00:39:23,533 --> 00:39:25,363 HOW TO LIST THEM ALL?YOU'RE SMART. 1107 00:39:25,397 --> 00:39:27,261 VERY SMART. 1108 00:39:27,295 --> 00:39:28,504 ONE OF THE SMARTEST PEOPLE I KNOW. 1109 00:39:28,538 --> 00:39:30,333 BRILLIANT, ACTUALLY.GREAT PHOTOGRAPHER. 1110 00:39:30,368 --> 00:39:33,094 MM-HMM. A WONDERFUL PHOTOGRAPHER. 1111 00:39:33,129 --> 00:39:34,199 YOU HAVE A GREAT EYE. 1112 00:39:34,233 --> 00:39:36,512 - YOU'RE QUICK-WITTED. - MM-HMM. THAT'S FOR SURE. 1113 00:39:36,546 --> 00:39:38,445 UM, YOU ARE FUNNY. 1114 00:39:38,479 --> 00:39:41,102 - GREAT LOVER OF ANIMALS. - MM-HMM. 1115 00:39:41,137 --> 00:39:43,553 YOU'RE, UM, HONEST. 1116 00:39:43,588 --> 00:39:45,969 YOU'RE VERY, VERY HONEST. 1117 00:39:46,004 --> 00:39:48,972 YOU ARE BRAVE. 1118 00:39:49,007 --> 00:39:50,940 YOU HAVE A HUGE HEART. 1119 00:39:50,974 --> 00:39:53,391 ♪ HOW FAR 1120 00:39:53,425 --> 00:39:57,912 ♪ CAN I GO? 1121 00:39:57,947 --> 00:39:59,983 ♪ WHO ARE YOU? 1122 00:40:00,018 --> 00:40:03,987 ♪ DO YOU EVEN HAVE A CLUE? [door opens] 1123 00:40:04,022 --> 00:40:06,645 - HEY. - HI. 1124 00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:09,096 YOU LOOK FANTASTIC. 1125 00:40:09,130 --> 00:40:12,479 - THANK YOU. - YEAH. 1126 00:40:12,513 --> 00:40:14,412 SO I HOPE YOU'RE READY 1127 00:40:14,446 --> 00:40:16,379 FOR SOME ABSOLUTELY AMAZING FRENCH CUISINE 1128 00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:18,036 BECAUSE I FOUND THE PERFECT PLACE TO TAKE YOU. 1129 00:40:18,070 --> 00:40:19,382 - OH? WHERE? - MM-HMM. 1130 00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:22,799 ♪ IS THERE SOMEONE ELSE 1131 00:40:22,834 --> 00:40:26,527 - YOU GROCERY SHOPPED? - THERE'S TWO MORE JUST LIKE IT. 1132 00:40:30,013 --> 00:40:30,669 MM-HMM. 1133 00:40:30,704 --> 00:40:31,843 DOES THIS MEAN YOU'RE COOKING? 1134 00:40:31,877 --> 00:40:33,120 I'M COOKING. 1135 00:40:33,154 --> 00:40:37,227 - YOU DON'T COOK. - I DON'T GROCERY SHOP EITHER. 1136 00:40:37,262 --> 00:40:40,161 OKAY. [laughs] 1137 00:40:40,196 --> 00:40:44,027 LOOK, I'M SORRY IF I'VE BEEN PUTTING PRESSURE ON YOU 1138 00:40:44,062 --> 00:40:45,408 TO DEFINE THINGS. 1139 00:40:45,443 --> 00:40:49,101 I'M REALLY SORRY THAT I CRASHED YOUR BARBECUE. 1140 00:40:49,136 --> 00:40:52,001 I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT THAT. 1141 00:40:52,035 --> 00:40:55,970 I, UH--I LIKE THIS. 1142 00:40:56,005 --> 00:40:57,869 I LIKE THIS, AND I JUST WANT TO KEEP GOING 1143 00:40:57,903 --> 00:41:01,079 AT WHATEVER SPEED YOU'RE COMFORTABLE WITH. 1144 00:41:03,461 --> 00:41:04,427 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE COOKING. 1145 00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:07,637 NO ONE IS MORE SURPRISED THAN I AM. 1146 00:41:07,672 --> 00:41:11,123 I MAY HAVE OVERSOLD THE CUISINE JUST A TOUCH. 1147 00:41:11,158 --> 00:41:12,124 - MM-HMM. - YEAH. 1148 00:41:12,159 --> 00:41:13,263 BUT I CAN PROMISE YOU 1149 00:41:13,298 --> 00:41:15,162 THERE'S NOT GONNA BE ANY GOSSIPY MOMS IN MY KITCHEN. 1150 00:41:15,196 --> 00:41:17,336 ♪ DO YOU KNOW YOUR FAMILY? 1151 00:41:17,371 --> 00:41:19,338 YOU KNOW WHAT? LET'S GO OUT. 1152 00:41:19,373 --> 00:41:20,926 YEAH.OUT, LIKE IN PUBLIC? 1153 00:41:20,961 --> 00:41:21,858 - OUT. - REALLY? 1154 00:41:21,893 --> 00:41:22,825 - LET'S GO OUT. - YOU SURE ABOUT THIS? 1155 00:41:22,859 --> 00:41:23,860 LET'S GO THE FRENCH PLACE. 1156 00:41:23,895 --> 00:41:24,930 YOU WANT TO GO TO THE FRENCH PLACE? 1157 00:41:24,965 --> 00:41:25,966 YEAH. 1158 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,070 THERE COULD BE MOMS AT THE FRENCH PLACE. 1159 00:41:27,105 --> 00:41:27,933 THERE COULD BE MOMS AT THE FRENCH PLACE. 1160 00:41:27,968 --> 00:41:30,453 - CAN YOU HANDLE THAT? - I'LL LIVE. 1161 00:41:30,488 --> 00:41:35,665 ♪ 1162 00:42:18,605 --> 00:42:19,916 [dog barks]