Haddie, can I talk to you for one second
about Steve?
What?
I slept with him.
An accident.
He was having some financial trouble.
He went completely upside down on this estate investment.
- Why didn't he at least tell mom? - What?
This is...
what family is all about.
More lies?
I know that you cheated on mom.
There's a lot of lying been going on for a lot of years.
That's Matthew. He's amazing.
You look absolutely stunning.
Bye.
Be careful. Steers from behind, see?
- These are sorted by style and by size? - That is correct.
Why is that size 8 with those 9s and 9 1/2s?
13s and 12s and 8s, they were all mixed up.
That'd fall into the category of human error.
Why do people go to stores to buy sneakers?
- Why don't they come here? - People like to have a choice
- between different brands. - Why?
Good questions, Max, but I want to show you something cool.
Now check this out, okay? What does that look like to you?
- It's a sneaker. - This is not just any sneaker.
Do you see this? See that light lighting up?
This shoe counts your steps.
This little doohickey back here, pull that out.
That is an SD card. Plug that into a computer,
it tells you how many steps you've taken whether you're running...
- Jogging? - Jogging too.
- We call it the accelerometer. - Cool.
Maybe we could use this for the autism walk on Sunday.
We could walk all week with these.
Get a lot more miles that way, come in first, and win.
Max, that is truly an inspired idea. That's using the old noodle.
- What noodle? - Noodle in your head.
There's not a noodle in my head. It's just my brain.
You're correct.
Check it out, everyone.
- Check it out. - What's the family emergency here?
- Could you just give me a second? - Don't throw mine. Seriously.
... a new line of running shoes.
- Are these retro to the '90s? - Are they all so pink?
I picked the pink.
The great thing about these shoes
is that they actually count your mileage
as you walk.
So they have the same technology as the Nike did five years ago.
That's amazing.
Why do you have to do that? I'm making a presentation. Can I just present?
- Sorry, sorry. - Hold force, son. I am listening.
- I'm listening, dad. - All right, the Autism Speaks walk
is this sunday, and our very own Max
had the brilliant idea of using these shoes to count our mileage.
So we are giving our shoes away to all the teams,
so they can rack up their mileage as they walk.
And the winner gets a trophy!
A trophy!
- We're all gonna walk... - I thought this would be a really nice,
positive thing for the family to do
together, you know? Team Braverman.
Okay, everybody,
grab your sneakers, put 'em on.
Let's walk for those kids with autism.
- He doesn't know? - I guess not.
God. There she is.
- Let's walk past her. - Bitch.
- Excuse me? - You heard me.
- Tough guys. - I like your gym shorts.
Really athletic.
So close, though. Shorts are usually shorter.
How can you sleep with your cousin's boyfriend?
That's any of your business.
It's my business.
I know it's your business, I would talk to you privately,
I'm not gonna do it in front of them. I don't even know who these people are.
These are my friends.
- Your friends... - Yeah, these are my friends.
They didn't sleep with my boyfriend!
You want to just talk about this here in front of everything?
Here's why. Because I had a connection with him that you didn't have.
And I'm sorry. I'm sorry!
I'm sorry, but that's the way that it is!
It sucks, and I'm sorry.
A connection? You slut.
- Don't throw things at me. - You guys, stop.
Do not push me!
Girls!
With me now. Come here.
Leave me alone!
- Amber's doing really great. - Thanks.
Normally, we would suspend both students for fighting,
so we just need to make sure that this never happens again.
- Never. - Definitely not.
- Promise. - All right, thank you.
- Thank you. Very sorry about that. - Terribly sorry.
- Let's go. Come on. - Haddie.
- Another great day... - Please don't start.
- What is going on? - Let's go.
- I don't want to talk about it. - I would actually like...
I want to know the story while we're all standing here.
- Tell me what happened. - Just ask Amber.
Why don't you take responsibility for your actions?
Haddie, I want you to tell me what happened right now.
Don't. Please.
Amber told me to break up with Steve.
And then...
She had sex with him.
What?
Is that true?
Don't. It's more complicated.
- True? - Not that way!
- Yeah, it did. - Oh, my God.
- Let's go. - This is gross.
- I'm gonna talk to Amber. - That'd be super.
Thanks.
I'm really sorry.
Listen... we're the adults, so let's... set a good example
and not make this any worse, all right?
How could it get any worse?
I'm coming!
I don't like that tone.
Really?
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He's out.
Good.
- Finally. - It's my turn.
I was dying from loneliness.
Get in here.
Hurry.
What?
- I saw something today. - What?
- On the learning channel. - Really?
Very extreme.
- Really? - I would like to try it.
- Since you're a professional dancer... - And what are you?
A professional choreographer.
Really?
I didn't know you were a choreographer.
What? What is it?
- What'd I hurt? - My back.
What happened?
Did you knock?
Are you all right?
I have an audition on friday.
I'm gonna get ice.
And heat. Everything. Okay?
I'll be your servant.
Let's go get mommy some ice.
- Is she gonna be all right? - I'm okay, honey.
- How'd she hurt her back? - She was jumping on the bed...
But...
It's not that hard.
Mom.
Come on, now. Your soup is incredible. I need all the secrets.
Secrets. Why this sudden interest in my chicken soup?
I'm on the angel committee at school.
- What's the angel committee? - It's...
If a parent at the school has an injury
or an illness or an operation, some kind of hardship,
then the angel committee is called upon to help,
you know, bring meals or whatever.
- That's a lovely thing. - Isn't it?
What made you sign up for that?
What, it's a... It's a surprise?
It's really so hard to believe? It's a surprise that I'm an angel?
Fine.
Joel signed me up.
- I thought so. - You...
You'll be great.
So I...
Dad. Have you spoken to him?
Well, if there's anything else that I can do,
- or any of the other kids... - Sweetie, this is not up to you to fix,
or your brothers and sisters. This's up to your father and I to fix...
if it can be fixed.
I'm just asking.
I know, but it puts pressure on me.
To make it work.
And that doesn't help. Pressure's never helpful.
We don't have to talk about it. Sorry.
Thank you.
So you think dad'll move back in soon?
No, sweetie, I don't.
So some schmuck with half a car
delivered an easel to your mother last night.
- Do you know anything about that? - What do you think about these shoes?
- You didn't answer my question. - What?
- His name is Matthew. - It's mom's art teacher.
What about these shoes? Do you think they're comfortable?
- They're comfortable, kind of... - We got a new composite sole.
- A little stiffer but they last longer. - They got this chip in there.
If I walk backwards, do I reduce the miles?
No, you don't. Come on.
I want you to find out about this guy, this art teacher guy.
We're actually learning about it.
I didn't know there was a walk for autism.
And so Max had this idea.
So when we got involved with it, he didn't...
Adam and I really haven't told him
that he...
He doesn't really know that he has
anything wrong,
and so it kills me, because I sort of...
I feel like I'm lying to him...
by not telling him anything, and...
He's just so happy to be a part of this whole thing, and now I'm going:
"Why didn't I tell him? Why haven't I told him?"
There's no perfect answer to the question
of when do you tell a child.
- It's different for every kid. - So I'm not doing anything wrong.
Not at all. And I think it's important
to not burden Max with information
that he's not going to be able to process just yet.
So how do kids start to notice that they're different?
What are some of the signs that I should be looking for?
Well, as they get older,
it becomes more of a challenge socially.
Like...
The complexities of a sleepover.
Social interactions
in a situation like summer camp.
So he'll never be able to go to camp,
have a sleepover, or...
The challenges are going to be greater.
That's great.
This just gets more fun, doesn't it?
If you can,
try not to worry about it right now.
When it's time to talk to him about it,
you're gonna know. Max is going to tell you.
You want me to get some paint?
Screw 'em. We'll just leave it up.
Screw 'em all.
Don't tell mom.
She's gonna freak out. Promise?
Yeah, I promise.
Drew took this picture.
- Can you believe that? - No, I can't.
- That is unacceptable. - I'm sorry.
You think that Haddie did this?
Yeah...
I'm sorry.
Sarah, I can't believe that Haddie had anything to do with that. I can't.
She feels betrayed, but she would never do something like that
no matter what happened, how bad this is.
I don't know who else would have done it.
The girls are really upset, you know? And boyfriends will come and go,
but this is Amber's reputation at a new school,
- and it's just kind of a big deal. - Haddie didn't do anything,
- but we will talk to her. - How can we have this conversation.
Amber slept with Steve. You're forgetting something important.
Amber slept with Steve, and we're trying to help Amber through it?
We're not. Amber made a mistake,
- and she apologized and... - So she apologized?
That's fine. She apologized.
So you just apologize, you do whatever you want,
you say, "I'm sorry. I made a big mistake... "
Is it so impossible to imagine
that Haddie isn't perfect? Or is it just so easy
to blame everything on Amber every time?
We're not gonna help anything by arguing. Sarah, listen to me.
Imagine if somebody wrote "whore" on Haddie's locker!
- It wouldn't happen, because she's not. - And Amber is a whore?
Why don't we try to behave like adults?
We will speak to Haddie about the locker, okay?
I'm sure she didn't have anything to do with this, but we will talk to her.
I'm sorry, Kristina. Really sorry.
Me too.
- Honestly. - Yeah, I know.
Now, if Kristina and Sarah did mix it up,
who do you think wins that fight?
Because Kristina's got reach, but Sarah is very scrappy.
She's a Fresno bartender,
and they got to be ready to throw down at the drop of a hat.
Now, I got to tell you, I would like a ring-side seat to that cat fight.
You're an idiot.
Anyway, Kristina is outraged about the whole betrayal,
so I have to deal with that.
How does papa bear feel about all this?
Major headline for me... Haddie didn't have sex.
- Good headline. - Headline number two, with Steve.
- I don't want her first time to be... - There'll be one.
Thanks a lot for that. I don't want it to be a bad experience
with some guy who'd go break her heart.
I want this to blow over, have things return to normal,
so we can focus on important things like sneaker mileage.
Team Braverman. Come on.
Team Braverman.
- So you're Sydney's mom? - Right.
And you're Jonah's mom, right?
Courtesy of the angel committee.
I am such an emotional wreck,
so, I'm...
And you brought soup, and this is great, because...
Shouldn't lift.
I'm having such a hard time swallowing, so this is good.
My gosh. I'm sorry.
What kind of surgery did you have?
No one told you?
I got new boobs.
Boobs!
- You got breast augmentation. - Aren't they unbelievable?
Look at that. I mean, they're just...
- Do you want to check 'em out? - I don't. No.
You have to.
Don't be shy. Right there.
Is that the perkiest thing you've ever felt in your life?
They're my boobs!
Congratulations.
We got to hurry, because even if aunt Julia,
- if she's walking around her office... - Adam Braverman!
- Are you guys walking for autism too? - Yes, we are.
My dad's company made the shoes.
- I smell a conflict of interest. - Mileage's counted by a neutral party.
- He's kidding. - I'm joking. But we are gonna win,
because I have my whole recumbent bicycling club in your sneakers.
No, that's gonna do much, 'cause they cycle, they don't walk.
- But you still rack up the miles. - They're relentless too.
- We are a driven people! - Noel really wants the trophy.
- So does Max. - We're gonna get it.
That may or may not happen.
- What time do you go to bed? - 8:00.
- What time's your dad go to sleep? - Midnight.
- Phil goes to sleep at 4:00. - What?
It's true. He exists on 3 hours' sleep. He's like a machine.
And I walk until the moment I hit the bed. Sometimes I sleepwalk.
- He does. - Dad, we got to get going.
From the time you go to bed, that's 15 miles.
Good luck. We'll see you Sunday.
- Good luck out there. - Let's go.
- Don't out-pace me. - Grotty!
I don't know about this Chinatown cure.
Dr. Ting is a genius.
That's probably a loose interpretation of the word "doctor."
Just make sure you mix it correctly. It has to be exact.
- What? - There are seahorses in here.
- There's not seahorses in there. - These aren't seahorses?
Okay, they're seahorses, but it's fine.
- It's fine? - He knows what he's doing...
- He's cleaning out his aquarium. - He cured me of the flu in 12 hours.
I'm not making you tea with that. They'd be on the endangered species list...
I thought you were supposed to be my servant.
Then serve, and pour the tea please.
All right, I'll be your servant.
- I'll make you seahorse tea. - Thank you.
If you start speaking in tongues after you drink this,
am I gonna be able to get a hold of Dr. Ting?
Does he use a phone?
Dig in. Do you want a fork for that seahorse?
You want to tell me what happened?
You know what happened.
Not from you, I don't.
What's the difference?
There's a difference.
My love.
What happened?
I don't know.
I feel like there must be something really wrong with me.
'Cause it seems so terrible. It seems like...
the worst thing I could have done. There's something wrong.
But also,
I really like him, mom.
I really like him so much.
And it sucks 'cause of the situation,
but I didn't just do it,
like it wasn't, like, not a big deal.
It was a big deal. It just sucks.
And there's nothing wrong with you. There's nothing wrong with you.
Sorry I messed everything up.
It's okay.
- Hello. - What did you do to Lucy Essman?
What? What did I do?
She told Amy Popchec that you gave her attitude.
And Amy Popchec proceeded to tell every parent at school.
I spent three hours that I took off work
taking care of a woman with a boob job?
Is it true,
that you gave her fake soup?
Fake?
Apparently, she requested only home-cooked food,
and she found a receipt floating in the soup.
That's weird, right?
I mean...
That's not an ingredient.
Fine. I got a lot on my plate.
I'm really supposed to help Lucy Essman regenerate
from her breast augmentation?
I had to go pick up Syd at school today, and I got a lot of cold stares.
Icy.
Frigid. Okay?
So just do me a favor.
As absurd as this is, just...
Would you...
I mean, I'm still in the middle of this thing with my folks. They're...
Soup?
- For you. Not for her. - You.
Good gracious.
- Breakfast is served. - I'm liking this.
And look what I found.
Little article about Alvin Ailey.
Says here they're looking for a very specific dancer,
one by the name of Jasmine Trussell.
You know, you...
you didn't tell me they were in New York.
- Everybody knows they're in New York. - I didn't.
Don't you think that's,
you know, something we should...
- talk about? - There's nothing really to talk about.
I'm not gonna get it.
- What if you do get it? - Well, I'm not.
But in some crazy world where you get it, then what happens?
I'm not gonna get it. It's a long shot. Really.
The only reason why I'm doing this is to see if I still have what it takes.
Can I get one of your...
wonderful foot massages?
They don't have these foot massages in New York.
Please.
Massage.
It's part of my back therapy.
I'm gonna have a lawyer look at my contract.
Think you might be exploiting your servant.
This tastes real.
I heard you complained to the school about my soup, so there you go.
Come on. I mean, that was hardly homemade.
I have to be careful with processed foods.
Especially since my surgery.
Okay, you had elective surgery.
That's fine with me you wanted bigger breasts,
but I don't see how that justifies asking school's parents for help.
- Sorry, I think that's ludicrous. - See, you know what...
I knew you had an attitude. You have an attitude.
You are prejudiced against small-breasted women.
- I knew it. - I'm gonna go now.
I'm sorry. We're not all endowed, you know, naturally, like you are.
I have a real crisis at home to deal with.
My parents are splitting up, so...
I'm so sorry.
No, that...
That just slipped out. That's not...
They're fine.
- Did your dad have an affair? - No.
My husband left me for a younger woman.
Sorry. I had no idea.
Is that... why you...
Oh, supersized?
Sort of.
It's just so hard for a woman my age to put herself out there, you know?
Imagine what it's got to be like for your mom.
Come on, let's go. We only have one more day. Why isn't everyone walking?
- Be right there. - All right. Coming.
Man, he really wants that trophy. He's obsessed.
I know, and we're competing against Phil Lessing, and the man has no life
- and needs no sleep. - No kidding.
Honey, I...
I met with Dr. Pelikan about Max,
about when to talk to him about everything.
And he said that we'll know when the time is right.
- He said that we'd know? - Like Max will start asking questions.
I don't understand. I don't get it.
- It was not comforting at all. - That's not helpful.
No, it wasn't very helpful at all. He's the doctor, and I'm...
Come on! What's wrong with you people? This is the last day.
We have to beat the Lessings, because Phil Lessing doesn't sleep.
- I heard. - He said that to me to my face.
- To my face! - I got to meet grandpa. We got to go.
Listen, honey, we'll figure this out
- Guys, come on! - All right, we're coming.
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
- Look, it's the ho. - Ew.
Hey, ho.
What are you doing?
I gotta take care of this.
See, I don't even know why he still goes after her.
- You have to stop doing that. - We didn't do anything.
Yeah, you did. You just...
You're so mean.
This isn't about your guys' little joke, and, like,
making people feel bad. This is about my family.
- Sorry. - Calm down.
I have to deal with all of this stuff at home, okay? So stop.
Can I sit next to you?
Sure.
You all right?
No, I'm not all right. I'm not okay. I'm not...
fine. I'm not good. I'm not anything. I can't...
do anything here. I can't even exist without
getting made fun of or called a name or pushed around, and I'm just...
I'm so sorry.
I don't wanna put you through this.
I feel so responsible for all of this.
No, I know, but it's fine. It's not your fault. It's...
I mean, like, I deserve it.
- I get it. I get that I deserve it. - Not at all.
I'm so sorry.
And, I mean, I'll do anything to fix the situation.
I've been thinking about you every second.
Really?
Really have.
Look, I'm just double-checking to make sure that what I told dad,
that the art guy's not involved with mom, that that's the truth, right?
All I can tell you is what she told me, you know? She's not seeing him.
Great. Thanks.
All right, telling you everything I know?
They slept together once.
I'm here. Waving at me.
- Okay. All right, then go. - Talk to you later.
Morning!
Well, it's a good thing you got here. I was starting to cramp up.
- Come on, kid. - Dad, you want to take it easy?
- It's a long hill. - Come on, babe.
- Dial it up. - All right.
Come on.
- Oh, God. - You all right?
You okay?
Dad?
Your mother's slipping away from me. I don't know...
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
Well, why don't you start by just trying to talk to her?
She's giving sneakers to that guy.
You know what's going on? You know the truth?
Come on. I need to know. I can't operate without...
All I know is that
she apparently slept with the guy once,
but it's over. It's over.
All right, all right, all right. All right, there you go. See, now,
I don't have to think like I'm a crazy man.
Well, thank you for being honest with me.
You know, a wise man once
told me that we always have to forgive each other
and not get hung up on the past.
Team Braverman.
You want to know something, man? You are...
a hero.
- Huh? - Hero.
- I don't know how you do what you do. - What are you talking about?
- The fundraiser? - No, fixing everybody.
- Not like I try to fix everybody. - Yeah, you do.
- No, I don't. - Yeah, it's in your nature.
You fix people.
You're the fixer upper.
Make me sound like I'm a meddler.
Well, it's bordering on meddling. When you were a kid,
you were always fixing stuff. Stuff did need fixing,
- you were fixing. Give me a hand up. - All right. Great.
- Here. - I can do it.
- What are you doing? - You asked me to help you up.
I can get up.
If I need your help, I'll ask for it.
- Are you ready? - Yeah.
Okay. Come on!
You're gonna get it, mommy.
I'm so nervous.
Are you kidding? Look at these hacks. You got this.
Thank you. All right, ready for the next group.
- That's me. That's me. That's me. - That's you? All right. Kill it.
I think you're right, buddy.
- I think she's gonna get it. - Five, six, seven, eight.
I can't take it. I can't take it. I can't take it. I can't take it....
- Please turn down the music. - It's on 'cause she's crying.
- What? - I listened outside of her door.
Can I walk outside...
It's the music. Haddie, can I come in? I know you want your privacy.
Max, go downstairs. We'll be right down.
We're trying very hard to respect your privacy here.
- Can you please open the door? - Can we come in?
- Max, get out. - We've got one more day. We gotta walk.
Mom, we gotta walk.
Mom! We gotta walk! We got to get her to walk!
Do I get a sticker out of it?
This is so loud. I love Neil Diamond or whoever this is,
but it's just loud.
I was gonna turn it down in a second.
It's okay. It's all right.
- It's soothing. - Listen, Haddie, I can't...
- I can't have you wallowing in here. - I'm not wallowing in here.
- Torture us with the loud music. - I'm not torturing you.
- You kind of are, honey. - Let's put on your shoes,
and let's go log in some miles for autism.
I don't want, and I'm not going to the walk tomorrow if Amber's going.
Haddie, these two things are completely unrelated, okay?
You're going on the walk tomorrow.
Your dad's worked really hard on this, and so has Max.
You can't disappoint them.
- You guys. - What?
Amber's a liar, okay?
I saw her kissing Steve at school.
- What? - What?
Excuse me?
She was... They were kissing?
What a little...
Liar.
Okay, you don't have to go.
- That's horrible. And I'm sorry. - It's horrible.
- Can you let me talk to her? - Go talk to her, I'm sorry.
Might not seem fair for me to ask you to rise above this and show up tomorrow,
- but I want you to. - I'm not going if Amber's going.
Okay, we understand that.
No, I don't understand, Kristina. Listen to me for a second.
And one day we're all gonna get old, and one of us is gonna be gone,
and we're gonna regret every day that we didn't spend loving each other.
You know what? Can you step outside for a second?
Just for one moment. I wanna talk to you about one thing.
- Sure. - Just one thing.
Do you wanna call Sarah, or should I? Because Amber is not going. She's not.
- You delivering me an ultimatum? - Sure am. Deal with it.
I'm not gonna do that to my family. I'm not gonna un-invite them.
Adam, we are your family.
Listen. I wanna make a unilateral decision here.
I want this to be my call. I want Haddie and Amber to go.
Okay, fine. Then you know what?
You tell her that, Adam. You tell your daughter that.
Okay, I will.
- One big happy freakin' family. - All right. Thank you.
Super.
Can you sit up for me, please?
I know this is hard, and I know how hurt you must feel.
- Then why aren't you on my side? - I am on your side.
Your mother and I spoke, and she agreed
that this is my call, because tomorrow is my shindig.
I know you're gonna roll your eyes, but asking you to do this
is being on your side. In a bigger way.
You can't go through life
allowing your pain to dictate how you behave.
It's easy to sit here in your bedroom and wallow in your hurt feelings.
It's hard to rise above it.
This isn't about you, or about Amber. This is about Max.
I'm not gonna force you to go, but I'm asking you to do this for me.
What do you say?
All right. Thank you.
Come on! I'm not kidding! We're late! Let's go!
- Stop yelling. I'm not going. - Why isn't your shirt on?
- Because I'm not going. - Put your shirt on.
- You can't make me go. - I thought you said "I'm not going".
Not physically, not emotionally, not mentally. Not in any way.
Hi! Let's go!
- Wait, you're not going? - Listen, nobody wants me there.
- No, I'm not going either now. - Put on your... What?
I'm, like, her wingman.
No, you're uncle Adam's wingman. You guys, please don't do this.
We have to go, okay?
You can't do this to me now!
We all have to go as a family and have a good time!
Get your cute red shirt on and get in the car!
- We look not attractive. - So embarrassing.
Hello, everybody. Guess what? We're not going.
You fought the good fight, but we're staying home.
Sometimes being the perfect parent just isn't worth the blood on the floor,
you know?
And I don't feel like dealing with your father, anyways.
So I'll call Adam.
He'll understand.
And I'm gonna make waffles. You guys in?
- Yeah, definitely. - Yeah.
Can you make pancakes too?
Want your sausage? You're done? Okay.
Should have brought sunscreen. I'm sorry. Are you getting burned?
Probably.
Well, now Julia's not coming because she's taking care of Lucy Essman.
- Why is your mom not here? - She's supposed to be showing up
with Sarah and the kids, but apparently, they can't be bothered.
Honey, I'm sorry.
We're here.
I know. Thank you. Thank you.
- I hope we win. - Yeah, I hope you win too, bud.
I just wish the rest of the family could be here.
Their mileage is counted. That's what matters.
- That's all that matters. - Let's go.
Well, good morning. How is everyone today?
Welcome to the eighth annual bay area walk now for Autism Speaks walkathon,
to help change the future for those who struggle with autism spectrum disorders.
And I'm proud to announce that this year's winner is...
Team "Bra-verman".
Good effort.
Awesome! All right!
- All right. - We've got the trophy!
Adam Braverman, we honor you and TNS Footwear
for your unique contribution to this year's walk.
The funds you raised will help so many achieve their goals.
So let's hear it for team Braverman.
I just want to thank everybody
who got out there on the road and participated.
Thank you very much. And...
This is for my son, Max.
- I was just about to call you. - Where were you?
You know, like, Amber.
Right. Well, we won, by the way.
Isn't that great?
And Autism Speaks wanted everybody to have a certificate.
They were really appreciative. Here.
I had to work so unbelievably hard to get my family there today.
I forced Haddie to go, knowing that Amber was gonna be there.
She hates me. You guys couldn't even show up.
I worked so unbelievably hard to try to get my family to be there,
and I failed and you succeeded. It's no big surprise.
- Oh, God. - Look, we had a ridiculous fight,
and mom just said, "Don't go", and I agreed.
So it's mom's fault that you couldn't make it there?
Amber lied.
She's still seeing Steve.
Haddie walked in on them kissing at school.
I'm sorry.
Adam, I'm so tired of being the problem.
Well, do something about it.
I'm just beginning to feel like maybe we should just move back, you know?
Maybe this whole thing was just a big mistake.
I didn't say that.
Good night.
Oh, sweetie, it's wonderful.
It is?
It's really, really good.
- It's not yours. - It's not mine.
No, but it's every bit as good.
Good.
But you did something.
- Is that cumin? - It's cumin.
You little devil.
- You like it? - It's...
It's very interesting. And, no, it works.
It works. This really is good.
- Thank you. - I never would've thought of it, but...
Okay, I guess that's enough, huh?
Mom, I don't know. I guess I'm being kind of selfish.
It scares me,
the idea of you guys not being together.
I know.
But I want to...
Want to be there for you.
I want to help you.
You know, it can't be easy.
Thank you, sweetie.
Means the world to me.
See? You are an angel.
My angel.
Let's have some more soup.
- Are there noodles in the bottom? - Yeah, dig for the noodles.
There they are.
Oh, the twisty ones.
How about up there where that ant is? That doesn't go with the airplanes.
No, no, 'cause then it blocks out the sailboat painting.
Okay. How about right up here on your dresser?
No, because then it'll block the hand painting.
How about right up here? That won't block anything, right?
- Right here? - You can put them right here.
You gonna try and put it up there?
Need some help? Here we go. I got it.
Flip it. So I can see the plaque.
Right on.
"Eighth annual bay area walk now for Autism Speaks walkathon".
First place. How about that?
Why did we give the money to autism?
Plenty of other charities.
Well, they had the best trophy.
That is a cool trophy.
I don't think any of the other charities have better trophies.
You wouldn't have that trophy unless you thought about the shoes.
I wouldn't have thought about the shoes if your company hadn't made them.
This is true.
We're a good team.