DREW: How do you exactly kiss someone?
Is it Amy? Yeah.
ADAM: These applications are looking pretty grim.
We might want to start having a serious conversation
about upping the receptionist salary.
CROSBY: Jabbar told me he spent the whole day playing trucks with Dr. Joe.
It was a short visit. No one got hurt.
CROSBY: I don`t want to be replaced.
JASMlNE: We do owe it to each other to have a conversation
before we bring Jabbar around anyone we`re dating.
Is Seth something that I need to worry about...
SARAH: No, I adore you.
Seth, you need help.
I`m gonna regret not listening to my wife,
`cause if I did, maybe we`d still be a family.
Uh, and what relevant experience do you have
that qualifies you for this job?
Define ``relevant experience,`` you know.
I like music?
It`s a job answering the phone.
I`ve been doing that my entire life.
For starters, I know all the local bands.
Tell us about your last job.
Why? What have you heard?
Where do you see yourself in two years?
Look, I don`t even know where l`m going after this meeting.
Owning my own label.
Probably owning my own label.
Ultimately, l`d really like to manage,
so, l`m hoping that l`ll be on track to do that.
Anything else you wanna tell us?
I don`t make coffee.
I`m gonna need the entire month of November off.
I`d like healthcare, you know, $01K.
Okay. Great.
This is great. Yeah.
I guess, just one more thing.
Yeah.
Uh, why did you drop out?
Honestly because I knew in my heart that l`d rather be
at Bottom of the Hill three nights a week,
Iistening to the next great band than finishing my masters
and, um, as cheesy as it sounds,
I think that life is just way too short to do anything other than what you love.
ADAM: Yeah, she`s good.
CROSBY: She`s good. We just gotta see some other people,
we have to see the other applicants lined up.
Listen, she`s smart, she`s humble,
she knows more about the music scene than I do.
So, I don`t see what`s the problem.
It`s a process, Crosby, we`ve gotta follow it through.
Yeah, we just took a look at what`s out there.
What is your hesitation? Is it `cause she`s hot?
It`s `cause she`s hot.
I didn`t even notice that she was hot.
Oh, you didn`t notice that she was hot?
Did you have your eyes closed?
Listen, it does not make us sleazy if we hire a pretty girl.
And, this is not the shoe industry, okay? We have musicians in here.
It would not kill us to have a little eye-candy up front.
I`m gonna pretend you didn`t say that, okay?
I know it`s not the shoe industry.
Well, you`re already pretending that you didn`t notice how hot she is.
So, why not pretend that as well?
All right, you know what? I admit it, she was attractive.
Oh. Okay, good. You happy?
Here we go, now we`re speaking honestly.
Listen, is this a Kristina fear?
You think she`s gonna be threatened or something? `Cause she`ll be fine.
Oh, really? And you know this how?
`Cause you guys have been married for 20 years
and you`re somehow still hot for each other.
It doesn`t make any sense, but... Yeah.
Or not? Hmm? What`s the matter? Things not as...
Look, we`re just experiencing the usual dry spell after a pregnancy, okay?
It`s no big deal, we don`t have to talk about it anymore.
Okay. All right.
Maybe you need to seduce her.
I don`t need to seduce her, okay?
I`m just saying, you can make her a nice meal,
and put on music and light candles. That`ll work.
That`s not what this is about, Crosby.
You have no idea what this is.
This is about the sensitive time after having a baby
when the woman has been through so much,
the man can`t initiate things, okay?
She doesn`t feel attractive, he`s gotta be patient, it can go on for months.
Okay, l`m sorry I asked...
It`s just you don`t know what l`m up against here. Back to Rachel.
Are you gonna hire her? Yes, or no.
Before you answer, let me warn you,
we can`t rule her out just because she`s attractive. That`s illegal.
And I do not wanna end up in a lawsuit with it. Yeah, discrimination.
Exactly.
Against attractiveness. Yeah.
We`ll have it both ways. Thank you for keeping us out of the courtroom.
You`re welcome.
Oh, brother. (AMY TALKlNG lNDlSTlNCTLY)
I tell you, I can`t keep track of my...
Hey, guys.
Hey, Mr. Braverman. Hi, Amy.
Grandson. Hey.
You haven`t seen my keys, have you?
Um... I don`t think so. No.
Uh. You take those keys?
I didn`t take... I didn`t take your keys.
(LAUGHS) Just making sure.
Hey, Drew, did you invite Amy to the... The party?
No, l...
No, what party? ZEEK: You didn`t tell her?
My uncles are opening a recording studio...
Recording studio, yeah. In Haight-Ashbury, right?
There`s gonna be music and food, and free bar.
Forget that last part. (CHUCKLES)
It`s gonna be a tough night. I mean, let`s be honest...
It actually... It sounds pretty cool to me.
Do you wanna go? ZEEK: Yeah!
You wanna... Yeah, can we go?
I mean, we can certainly go... It`s going to be...
Yeah, we`re going? Okay. I`ll put you on the list... The list.
You`re in, you`re gonna have a great time. We`re on the list.
Whatever the list is.
You should invite your girlfriend to stuff, Drew.
Come on, man.
And if you find my keys...
I`m sorry, he`s... No.
I didn`t even say anything about this.
It`s all good. Great.
I guess, we`re on the list.
SARAH: Dude, you`re gonna break it. Let me do it. Let me try.
Give it a little, a little love.
SETH: Ah! Magic touch.
Hey.
SETH: Oh, my.
I think housekeeping skipped a room.
(LAUGHS)
Yeah, I know it sucks, but it`s affordable.
SARAH: Oh, wow.
Oh, wow! Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, really? It`s, it`s just so far.
Got a bus stop right at the corner.
Oh. Okay.
So, what are you gonna do now?
I`m just gonna take a few days and settle in
and get a couple of numbers for group...
For meetings.
Just `cause l`m out of there, it doesn`t mean the work stops, right?
Right.
Do you have anyone? You know, like, one of the guys you can call?
(STAMMERS)
That`s not a good idea. Right.
Well... Come here. Thank you.
Now I know what to get you for housewarming.
What? Anything.
But, l`ll talk to you anyway. I`ll talk to you later.
Okay. And, l`ll have the kids call.
Yeah, yeah. Say hey to Drew and Amber.
I`ll call you,
I will call you.
Okay. Okay.
You should get a plastic bag for that before you put anything...
You think? ...else on it.
But, okay, all right. Well, l`m proud of you. Okay.
I guess, I was just more surprised than anything
by the name of the motel, ``The Relapse lnn.``
(GlGGLlNG) Very funny.
But please don`t worry, he`s gonna do great.
It`s just... It`s farther away than I wish it were and, I don`t know.
Yeah. (SlGHS)
I mean, is it, like, gonna be detrimental to his recovery?
I mean, is he safe?
Yes, honey. You know...
He has a counselor... I don`t know. I don`t know.
I don`t think it`s the most helpful environment.
So, we`ll just hope for the... You know, hope for the best.
Do you want chips on this? Yeah.
(SlGHS)
Uh, this is gonna sound crazy, but...
What if he stayed at my place?
I mean, it`s closer and... Where would you stay?
I could stay here.
Oh, Amber, you can`t do that. No, no. It`s your new place.
Mom, it`s okay, you know.
If it`ll be helpful for you and stuff.
It`s totally okay.
CAMlLLE: Okay, so, l`m off.
Just a heads up, we`re babysitting on Friday night.
Hmm.
Oh, Friday night. No, no, no.
That`s the opening of the Luncheonette, we gotta be there.
Adam asked us to babysit.
Yeah, but, my gosh, this is a big night for Adam and Crosby.
We gotta be there to support `em.
We`re supporting him this way. We`re watching their kids...
Golly! Yeah.
This is Haight-Ashbury, you know?
It`s your stomping grounds. You are Haight-Ashbury.
Can`t they find somebody else?
Well, you know, it`s Kristina`s first night away from the baby, so...
That`s why they asked us.
I think we have to be helpful.
So, see ya.
Yeah. Yeah.
I don`t get it.
CROSBY: Are you ready to head out, buddy? Uh, yeah.
You wanna pack up your markers? Yeah.
What sweatshirt is this... Oh!
You got a Hogwarts Academy sweatshirt? Yeah.
What are you? The coolest dude in the world? No.
I think I need one of these.
Hey, speaking ofwhich, I was thinking tonight
maybe we could order a couple of gluten-free pizzas
and get through the rest of The Goblet of Fire. What do you say?
I`m up to it.
You`re up to it? Yeah.
I love Harry Potter. Me, too.
Do you know who else loves Harry Potter?
Jensen? No.
Sydney. Dr. Joe!
Dr. Joe likes it. Well, most people do.
Is he reading all seven books, like we are?
No, he watches the movies.
The other night we all watched Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.
Dr. Joe showed you The Half-Blood Prince? Yep.
Well, buddy, that`s the book after the next book.
I know, but it was so awesome.
Yeah. That`s awesome. All right, let`s get out of here.
Hey.
Hey, come in.
Cool place. Thanks.
Wow, look at you, you`re doing it. I mean, you`re on your own.
I guess so. You should have seen my first place.
I shared this hellhole with three guys and had to sleep in a closet literally.
Sounds fun.
I guess, now that I think about it,
I`m not doing much better, huh?
Uh, okay, so, let`s see. Here`s the keys.
This weird looking one is for the dumpster outside, downstairs.
Don`t forget to lock it, okay? Trust me.
Okay.
Um, you can have whatever`s in the kitchen.
Obviously it`s not much.
It looks like some oatmeal, some marinara and some Pop-Tarts,
so good luck with that.
Um, the thermostat is completely full of it, so don`t bother.
Oh, and the shower is really leaky,
so just make sure you turn it really hard to turn it off.
Okay, I got it.
Uh... Lock the dumpster,
marinara,
forget the thermostat and leaky shower. You got it.
Okay. Well, I guess that`s it.
I`m actually off to work, so see you later. Okay.
Hey, Amber?
Thanks. You just... You don`t know how much this means to me.
I`m doing this for Mom, just so we`re clear.
See ya.
KRlSTlNA: So cute!
Well, is it easier if I just deal with it?
Max, no snacks, honey, we`re about to eat dinner. I`m just having one of them.
Yeah. Is she okay, Nora?
(NORA FUSSlNG) Yeah. I need to talk to you.
KRlSTlNA: Zeek, are you gonna stay for dinner?
Well, I wasn`t going to. I just popped by to see Adam.
Okay. Well, there`s plenty if you want.
Zooma-zooma-zooma.
It`ll be just a while. These are not mashing great.
Don`t mash them! It`s vegetables.
Ooh, boy. I think there`s been a problem over here. (FUSSlNG)
Oh, God, I smell it.
Oh, hey. Kristina, Kristina. Okay, I got it.
There`s an accident going on over here.
Oh, poopy? Just a little poopy, huh? Just a little? Hoo, hoo, hoo.
KRlSTlNA: Okay, Haddie, can you do Mommy a favor?
Can you change her upstairs? Oh, yeah. Okay.
Thanks for that, honey. What`s the emergency? What`s the emergency?
Over here. On the QT, quick...
KRlSTlNA: Hey, buddy, do Mom a favor.
What`s going on? Well, it`s kind of confidential.
Yeah? You know this whole thing,
the babysitting thing with your mom?
See, she wasn`t invited to the party, yeah,
she feels, well, a little hurt, a little upset...
What are you talking about?
Well, she feels shunned, slighted. Shunned?
I talked to her. She didn`t seem like she was interested in going at all.
Well, you know, that`s how she is. She makes a commitment...
She`s going to watch the baby.
She follows through on something, but I think she really wants to go.
I think her feelings are hurt, to tell you the truth of what happened.
Wow, really?
Yeah, I mean, she was a little upset, but you know how she is.
She`s going to... You want me to talk to her?
Get another babysitter, maybe.
Yeah, l`ll talk to Kristina.
I don`t want Mom`s feelings to be hurt.
I`ll talk to Kristina and we`ll get a new babysitter.
There you go. That`s all l`m asking. Okay.
Appreciate that.
Okay, there you go.
Whew! Okay, see you later.
SARAH: So, it`s Friday.
Are you free on Friday to come to my brother`s opening party?
I`m not afraid.
You`re not afraid to meet my entire family?
You don`t want to keep me under wraps any longer?
(BOTH LAUGHlNG)
I have not been keeping you under wraps.
I`ve been saving you from having to deal with...
Great. That`s Amber. Hi.
Hey. Hey, Amber.
Hi, Mr. Cyr.
You know, you can call me Mark.
Really? Yeah.
You sure? Yep.
Maybe we should just jump right to Dad. Is that...
Oh, my God! What?
What is wrong with you? How was work, huh?
Uh, work was inspirational, you know? Okay.
Every time you see someone`s eyes light up
when you pass them that frothy beverage, it`s just...
It`s like l`m giving a gift to myself, actually.
SARAH: I feel it. I feel the magic. It`s beautiful.
Do you want to pull up a chair and sit... Just the three of us?
Come on. I don`t think so.
I`ve got to go upstairs and get settled in anyway. All right.
I`m going to go to bed. Okay, honey.
You kids have fun. But not too much fun.
Yeah. All right.
You`re killing me. Bye.
I`ll make you a nice bowl of cereal in the morning.
Oh, great.
(CHUCKLlNG)
Um...
So what`s going on? She`s staying here? Did she move back?
I`m sorry. I meant to tell you this.
Seth is staying at Amber`s place just for a little while.
Oh. I thought... I thought he was staying at a hotel.
He was, but it ended up looking more like the place you go to do drugs,
and not the place that helps you recover.
Okay.
I mean he couldn`t stay here.
No, no, yeah.
But l`m surprised. That`s very generous of Amber.
Yeah.
So, the party`s going to... Yes.
...have everybody there. Are you ready?
I`m, l`m in.
(CHUCKLES)
I cannot believe she let that happen.
You`re talking about ``Pottergate`` again, aren`t you?
You know what? Yeah, I am. And don`t call it that.
You know how long it takes to read those books?
I know it`s not as important as your sex crisis at home, but it`s important to me.
Okay, one, that was uncalled for,
and two, Jasmine admitted wrongdoing, and apologized.
So, what more do you want?
You should really think about being her attorney.
You know, you`re always taking her side.
You should really... I`m not always taking her side.
Besides, this isn`t about what Jasmine did or didn`t do, okay?
This is about Dr. Joe
and you feeling he`s encroaching and you know what?
I think you`ve got to just rise above.
And not just for Jabbar`s sake, but your own.
You`re just going to make yourself miserable.
Yeah, well, I hate rising above.
KRlSTlNA: Hey.
Oh, here, let me help you.
Oh, he`s such a cutie. Oh.
It`s a girl, but... She, l`m sorry.
Say, hi.
Um, so how can I help you?
We`re here to see Adam.
Okay, and this is regarding?
Being his wife. I`m just here to say hi.
Oh, my God. I am so sorry. And this is Nora.
That`s okay. Who are you? I`m Rachel.
It`s my first day. Here, let me help you.
You want to take this? That would... Yeah.
Hey, honey. Hey!
How are you? How`s my beautiful wife, huh?
Good. How are you?
Say ``Hi, Daddy!`` How are you doing, Nora?
Hi, Daddy!
How are you doing, sweetie, huh? Good.
Hello.
We just came by to say hi. Yeah? Great...
I have cabin fever so bad, I just got to get out.
Oh, honey, you just have a little milk on your chin
and a little spit up in your hair, looks like...
Oh, I will grab you water and a paper towel...
Oh, that`s okay. It happens. Thank you, Rachel.
You know what? It`s totally fine.
Seriously? What?
Your new hire, from T and S to T and A...
Honey, she wasn`t dressed like that in the interview... Honey, wow...
Oh, my God, you guys can afford to hire one employee...
She was dressed more conservatively. And you hire...
How old is she?
Kristina, she was really the best person for the job.
Adam, I believe you. She`s very smart...
It`s just a little weird that she`s like a supermodel.
You know? What?
Yeah, I know. Honey, did you talk to my mom?
I did, I did, and she said that everything`s covered,
the pitchers, the platters, the bowls... Great. Awesome.
To save us some money for, yeah, the rentals.
Which is really kind of cool.
Thank you, sweetheart. Of course.
Wow. So, yeah... Okay. Thank you.
And, um... Yeah.
I also spoke with Sarah. Oh, good.
And she said that she`s going to get the bar...
Oh, hey, Rachel, l`ll get that.
Oh, it`s no problem. It`s no problem.
That was unfortunate.
What? Huh?
The bartender`s covered. So, she`s gonna help out with that.
Yeah. Thank you. You`re welcome.
She can get them for cheap. Yeah.
That`s good. Good to save some money.
Real cheap. Cheap, good.
We`re going to go. It`s a recording studio, honey.
It`s not the shoe business. I know, I know.
I don`t wanna keep you, I just, I got a lot of stuff to do.
I`ve got a lot of stuff going on. What have you got to do?
No, I got it. Give me a kiss. Come on. Love you.
(COOlNG)
Bye, Daddy. I`ll see you. I`ll see you, sweetie.
Have a good afternoon.
All right. Thank you, honey. I`ll see you later.
Bye-bye. Bye.
Hey, I wanted to say l`m sorry about my grandfather the other day.
I mean, I didn`t tell him you were my girlfriend.
I just... I mean, he thinks he hears things. It`s...
I mean, his... It`s okay.
I mean, I totally get it. We hang out a lot.
So, I get why he got the wrong idea.
Yeah. Um...
You know, actually I was thinking we could, I mean...
If we don`t want to confuse the elderly,
we could just tell them that you are my girlfriend, if you want.
Yeah. Yeah?
I mean, well, we might as well,
I mean, tell everyone so no one gets confused.
Okay.
Yeah? Yeah.
I mean, l`m being dead serious. Me, too.
Great. Cool.
You want to make out now?
Yeah. Okay.
We`ve got this great DJ, and I would love it
if you and Dad could both make it to the party Friday night.
Oh, that`s so great.
We`d love to come, but we`re more than happy to watch the kids, really.
I know that`s the plan and we really appreciate it.
But it`s a big night for me and Crosby,
and we want our parents there to celebrate with us, so we can find a babysitter.
We`ll get a babysitter. It`s all good.
Really, Zeek? What`s that?
(SCOFFS) What?
He told you I wanted to go to the party, right?
Yeah. What?
What is wrong with you?
Well, I mean, come on. It`s a big deal.
Everybody`s going to be there. I think we should be there.
Everybody`s going to be there. We discussed this.
Well... This isn`t just because
it`s Kristina`s first night away from the baby.
Now, I would feel more comfortable if I was watching the baby,
so if you wanna go to the party, go ahead.
You go.
I`m in. I`m going then. ADAM: Great.
All right. What?
Great, so you`re coming. Yeah, put me on the list.
(DlSH CLATTERS) Oh, jeez! I`m sorry. Sorry.
Listen, okay. You are going, okay?
You`re going to the party? And you watch the kids.
Okay, great. CAMlLLE: That`s great.
No, no, you gotta put me on the list, Adam.
There`s no list, Dad. You just got to show up. Okay.
Oh great, that`s great. You`re great.
I know you can do it yourself, but I brought you... (CHUCKLES) Groceries.
(LAUGHS) Okay.
Is that dumb?
No, it`s very good. Thank you.
I just wanted to have an excuse to check up on you.
Well, I appreciate it.
How`s it going? Good.
What`d you do today?
Took a walk and, uh, did some reading, and some yoga.
No, you did not. Oh, you... Oh, you did?
Can you please resist the urge to mock me?
I didn`t realize you did... Like this? Yeah. All that.
Is that something? A tree? I did it all.
I can`t believe you did yoga! Yeah, good thing.
I talked to Drew. Oh, you did?
Yeah. Who`s this girl he`s hanging out with?
This Amy. I know nothing. She`s nice and very sweet.
They`re cute together. But he doesn`t tell me anything.
Well, because you`re the mom.
He`s 16, you`re going to get name, rank and serial number.
What`d you get out of him?
Oh, nothing, just every hairy detail of his first kiss.
Shut up. Yeah.
I didn`t know any of that.
Father-son kind of stuff.
No, tell me. No way.
(LAUGHS) Why you? Tell me a hairy detail!
It`s not going to happen. Oh!
Hey!
Oh, God.
Are you... It`s okay.
Everything`s broken in here. Look at this. Ugh.
Oh, man.
What?
It`s a birthday card from when she was eight.
From who? From me.
Probably the only one I ever sent her.
Let me see.
I can`t believe she still has that thing.
Oh, I can.
We would have made a great family, huh?
I`m going to make this right.
(EXHALES FORCEFULLY)
SARAH: l`m so happy with Mark.
It isn`t that, you know?
I look at him and I think, ``What, am I crazy?``
I have the best thing l`ve ever had in my life, really.
I mean, it`s not about him.
It`s just...
To see Seth becoming the man
I always thought he could be
all those years,
it is kind of moving.
And I do picture it.
He`s the father ofyour children.
It has to do with your whole sense of being a family again.
No, Mom. I...
I picture the two of us...
Together.
Wow.
SARAH: I mean, the timing is just so strange,
because l`ve never been happier.
Mark keeps asking me if there`s anything to worry about.
And I keep saying no. I`m so happy with him.
Okay, yeah. Give it a go.
(CHANTS) (GROANS)
HARRY POTTER: How do I look? LUNA LOVEGOOD: Exceptionally ordinary.
Brilliant.
Hi, coffee?
Hey. Uh, yeah. Thank you.
I just don`t understand what`s going on. This should be printing.
Hmm. Is it connected to the router?
Uh, I think it is.
Here, let me try something.
Just one more second. Right.
CROSBY: Oh, hey. Hey!
Shall I come back? I didn`t realize you guys were partying.
Uh, nope. She was just getting the printer.
I think actually it should be working.
We got it. We got it. It`s all working.
You got it.
Yeah. Thank you, Rachel.
No problem. Thank you.
You needed a little help there?
Couldn`t figure out the printer?
How`s your heart rate? It`s fine.
Oh, really? Yeah.
Yeah, you look flushed. You okay?
Crosby, knock it off. Okay?
That was a very compromising position.
She came in here. She helped me out.
I didn`t know what was going on. JABBAR: Daddy!
Yeah, it looked like she was helping you out. Look who`s here.
Oh, thank goodness. Hey, buddy! Hi, Uncle Adam.
You just saved Uncle Adam. Mommy`s downstairs.
Okay, let`s go say good-bye to her. Okay.
Hey, I watched Half-Blood Prince. You did?
Yeah. Cool!
I can`t wait to talk about it with you. Me, too.
KRlSTlNA: Oh, no, l`m not wearing this. Why not?
No way. Kristina, let me see it.
(GROANS) Julia, it`s just, it just doesn`t feel right.
Well, okay.
I don`t know. It`s just a little bit like...
Very pretty from the back...
The color`s pretty. Uh-huh.
But it...
I just feel really self-conscious in it.
Why?
I just feel like it`s just not, like... Oh!
Whoo!
Stop it. Your boobs are huge!
They`re so huge. It`s amazing.
Okay, that is why I don`t want to wear this. It looks ridiculous...
It`s wonderful. It`s ridiculously hot.
Look at, look at yourself! I look like Dolly Parton.
No. It`s just not...
I`m, like, really uncomfortable in this.
Kristina, you look hot.
I don`t even want to go tonight.
I don`t want to leave Nora alone,
and if I drink, l`m going to have to pump... If?
Yeah, pump-and-dump when I come home. Oh, God.
And it`s just like this big ordeal.
Let me see. Kristina. Kristina?
(LAUGHS) lt`s so terrible!
Okay, we`re going to be standing there
next to 20 year olds in size zero little, miniskirts and things.
Great. So you need to break out the big guns.
Hey, how cool was it when Harry went in that cave
and the things came out of the pool?
That was pretty cool. Yeah.
Were you scared? I was scared.
I was a little scared, not that much though.
Ooh, and then Bellatrix showed up at the Weasley house?
Daddy, I don`t want to talk about the movie anymore.
Okay.
I wanna talk about football!
Oh, really? You want to talk about football?
Yeah. Now that`s something I can talk about,
because I happen to be somewhat of an expert on football.
I`m going to a game! What kind of game?
I`m going to a game with Dr. Joe. He got tickets.
We are going next Sunday.
To a football game? Yeah.
You and Dr. Joe? Yeah.
You got a second?
Crosby, yeah. Come on in. Is everything okay?
No, it`s not okay, Joe. I`m fine with you dating Jasmine.
That`s terrific.
But I need you to recognize that there are moments I want to share with my son.
Me and him, not you and him.
Harry Potter? That was one of them,
but I don`t think you knew about that, so I let it go.
And now the football game?
I am not letting you take him to his first football game.
I deserve to be there with him.
I`m the one who gets to see his face light up
when he sees the field for the first time.
And l`m the one who gets to relive that moment for the rest of my life.
Not you.
So, I need you to respect that.
(KNOCKlNG)
Hey. Hey.
I just forgot my lipstick and I have to go to this party,
so, can I get it really fast?
Yeah. Thanks.
Wow, you look great. Thanks.
Hey, I tried to fix that shower head in there, but it was beyond repair,
so I just swapped out the hardware.
I hope you don`t mind. Is that all right?
Thanks, you didn`t have to do that, but thanks.
Well, it`s the least I could do.
I got some good news.
I think I found a pretty great apartment downtown, no too far from your mom.
And I got a lead on a job giving guitar lessons.
Wait, so, you`re not going to tour anymore?
Well, no...
That whole life is just... You know, it`s not good for me.
I want to, you know, set down some roots
and, I don`t know, start over?
Good for you.
Well, I got to go,
but enjoy your ratatouille, or whatever.
Okay, have fun at your party.
Thanks.
Hey!
MAN 1: l`ve never seen you without your guitar.
Hey, how are you? MAN 2: Hey, good.
I hope you`d come and record.
How you doing? I`m Adam.
I`m Crosby.
That`s a real hot shot right there. That guy?
We`d love to have your clients come in and record with us.
And he played me some of your music. It`s fantastic.
Okay. There you go.
JULlA: They`re going to be dancing.
KRlSTlNA: I can`t believe you made me wear this dress.
I look like a Hooters girl. No, you don`t.
Guys, um...
Hooters girls! Just need the hot pants. Hey!
Hi. JULlA: Hi.
This is my girlfriend, Amy. Hi.
How`s it going? Oh! Hey.
Hey, Amy. Hi, Amy. Nice to meet you.
I`m Aunt Julia.
I`m Aunt Kristina. Just had a baby.
Oh, congratulations.
We should probably get a drink, and see how that goes.
Okay, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you!
Go, Drew!
Are you a musician, or... Uh, yeah.
Hi. Hey.
She`s 17.
This is my dad. It`s nice meeting you.
Hi!
Where`s your boyfriend?
Yeah, he`s here. He`s over there.
JULlA: Oh, my gosh! KRlSTlNA: l`m going to go to the bar.
Isn`t he so cute? JULlA: He`s really cute!
He is. I`ll be back.
Dad wanted to talk to him and ask him some questions.
Oh, no. Uh-oh.
CROSBY: You know, when you guys first met,
she was on the fence, because you know...
You were riding your little bike around the neighborhood,
when she was learning how to drive.
I gave that bike away.
Whatever happened with that whole cell phone picture scandal?
You get sent to the principal`s office for that?
I did. That was embarrassing.
ZEEK: What happened? Cell phone?
He kissed Sarah... Oh, don`t...
And the kids took a picture with their phone. What, Drew?
Yeah, it upset Drew. Yeah.
You kissed my daughter at school?
Everyone was supposed to be in class...
Oh, hey! Hey.
I made it. Yeah.
It`s awesome. It`s really, really nice.
Yeah, thank you. I mean, can you believe this place?
You know what? I actually can.
You probably don`t remember this, but when we first met,
you talked about opening your own studio.
Really? Yeah.
I did. You did.
(LAUGHS)
And, here you are now, eight years later, holding court.
Yeah, I don`t know about holding court. (CHUCKLES)
You`re doing it.
You`ve done good, Crosby. You should be proud.
Thank you. You`re welcome.
I feel kind of proud. You should be.
You want a drink? I`d love one. Thank you.
Does he look like he`s having a bad time? AMBER: No.
JULlA: He looks like he`s dealing with it well.
I`m thinking maybe I should go rescue him.
What were they, 10? Yeah, like, 10.
They were so fast with the camera phone.
Sarah, what were you kissing...
Hi, I have to talk to you about that very important topic that we were discussing.
I think you`ve had enough time here, right?
ADAM: No! He`s enjoyed talking to us.
SARAH: I know, well...
Okay, see you guys.
They look happy.
Yeah. (LAUGHS)
She deserves that. It`s good.
You should try the dumplings. They`re insane.
Oh, yeah? Did you have one?
Yeah, I had a couple.
Did you? Mmm-hmm.
They are. They`re crispy, yet tender.
Exactly.
So how are you doing? You like working... Oh, I love it.
For my husband. Yeah.
He`s great, huh? He is great.
The guys are totally great, and, it`s just...
Um...
Oh, I think you spilled something on your dress.
Sorry.
Oh, my God. No, I didn`t.
My breast. I`m leaking.
Sorry.
Oh, here, take my jacket.
Here.
Are those... This...
I can borrow it for two seconds? Yeah, of course.
Thank you so much.
No problem.
Yeah, in the `60s, this was here,
and I actually met Grace Slick.
Oh, wow!
Grace who?
Slick, Grace Slick.
She, uh, Jefferson Airplane?
(LAUGHS)
Somebody to Love? White Rabbit?
Well...
(CLEARS THROAT)
Hey.
Here you are. What`s going on?
I was wondering what happened to you.
Oh, nothing. I was just standing next to that goddess that you hired
and I started leaking, and...
Oh, what? Breast milk?
No, honey, oil. (LAUGHS) Okay.
Yeah, breast milk. Okay.
No, it`s not okay, Adam. It was mortifying, okay? It`s no big deal.
It is a big deal to me. Okay.
(VOlCE BREAKlNG) l`m feeling insecure enough as it is,
and to be mixed in with all these people and it`s just like, I felt...
Okay. All right. I`m good.
I`m sorry, I just...
You don`t have to apologize, Kristina. I get it.
Okay.
You know, for what it`s worth, though,
I think you are beautiful.
Well, you always say that.
I mean it. You mean it.
Look at me. I`m looking at you.
Kristina, if you could just see yourself the way that I see you,
you are so beautiful.
Absolutely beautiful.
Thanks.
You`re nice to me.
And you know what else? You know what else?
Kristina, I am so horny for you...
Ah! I don`t like that word.
And I want you so bad.
(LAUGHS) Okay, okay, stop. What? Come on.
Stop.
You need some help with that? No, l`ll get there.
You sure? I just... Yes.
I want to get there too. I know. I know. Stop!
You`re nice.
I love you and you`re beautiful to me.
You too. Okay.
I`ll get there, I promise. All right.
I`m just a little bit, I don`t know.
I had some champagne. Did you?
And I miss Nora.
I thought it would be easier going out on a date. Mmm-hmm.
This is a real good date. You know who else I miss?
Hmm? You.
I do.
ZEEK: Captain`s on board! Captain?
Where them rascals at?
Well, hi. Wow. Hey!
Hi, rascals. Hi, Grandpa!
Hey!
CAMlLLE: You`re home early. How did it go?
Heck with them.
I`m going to bring that party right over here. Yeah.
Oh, no, Zeek. Huh?
No, no, no. The baby`s sleeping.
Well, that`s Adam and Kristina`s problem, isn`t it?
(CLASSlC ROCK MUSlC PLAYlNG)
(SNAPPlNG) I don`t think I can stop.
Grandma, dance with me. Ready? Swing me!
Grandma, Grandpa`s got the fever and l`m glad.
ZEEK: l`ve got the fever, that`s right.
JABBAR: Come on, Max.
(CAMlLLE LAUGHlNG)
(PLAYlNG BLUES MUSlC)
(KNOCKlNG ON DOOR)
Yeah.
Hey. Hey, honey.
How was the party? It was good.
It was fun, you know?
Party.
Are you okay?
Yeah, l`m okay.
(EXHALES)
Just...
I need your help on something.
Yeah.
(VOlCE BREAKlNG) Um... I just am struggling because...
You know, Mom has been really happy the past couple of months,
and I haven`t seen that in a while.
But now that you`re back,
you can see that she still...
And...
I get it.
I`m getting in the way, aren`t l?
I`m sorry.
That`s...
(SOBBlNG) (SlGHS DEEPLY)
(PLAYlNG UP-TEMPO BEAT)
Hey. Hey.
You, uh...
You`re gonna record some tracks?
Well,
since you barged into my place of work,
I figured I owed it to you to do the same.
Yeah, um, about that... I, l...
Listen, forget about it. I just stopped by to give you these.
Uh...
You should take Jabbar.
I mean, there`s nothing like your first football game, right?
(SlGHS) Man, these are really good seats.
I don`t know what to say, man.
Thank you. Sure.
That`s crazy nice of you.
Crosby, l, uh...
Listen, man, I understand where you`re coming from, I really do.
I do. But there`s something that you need to understand.
I`m not going anywhere.
I really like Jasmine, and Jabbar.
This is for real.
So...
Like it or not, I am going to be in your boy`s life.
Hey, enjoy the game.
Yeah.
SETH: Hey.
(LAUGHS) Hey.
Remember my cousin Eric?
I wrote him a couple of letters in rehab
and we started talking on the phone again after all this time.
He offered me a job, and a place to live.
(SlGHS)
It`s up in Tahoe.
I know it`s a long way away,
but l`m going to get down here as much as I can.
Probably not a lot at first, but I will.
(SlGHS)
(SNlFFLES)
Yeah.
You sure?
I just need a fresh start.
Everybody gave up on me.
I gave up on me.
You`re the only one who didn`t. I never will.
I love you, Sarah.
I love you, too.
I gotta go. Yeah.
Thank you.
Hi.
Hey.
What`re you doing?
What are you doing?
Nothing?
I like that. Mmm-hmm.
How you doing?