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I made the mistake of
bringing the cute boy home

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Where my
dear family lives.

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He wasn't that cute.

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Get out.

5
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Anyway, still waiting
on that first kiss.

6
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But there's a dance
this Friday

7
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Where the girls
ask the guys,

8
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And this time I'm going
to make sure I get it.

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Get what, honey?

10
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Oh, my first a+
in science, daddy.

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That's my girl.

12
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Hey, dad, great news.
I got a job.

13
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Stop right there. I'm having
the greatest dream of my life.

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The school's gonna pay me 100 bucks
to D.J. At the dance on Friday.

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The dream continues.

16
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I just need you to
give me 200 dollars

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To rent
the D.J. Equipment.

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And now I'm awake.

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Hey, what was I doing
in the dream?

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You weren't saying anything, which
is why I thought it was a dream.

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P.J., why would you take a job
where you're gonna lose money?

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Does everything always
have to be about money?

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Are you giving me
the 200?

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Sorry, son. You're gonna have to come
up with the money some other way.

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Like how?

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Oh, I know.
Get a job.

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I'll be right back.

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- Wait, where's your sister?
- Don't bother her, Emmett.

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Okay, where shouldn't
I bother her?

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- In the kitchen.
- All right.

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Hey, Teddy bear.

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Hey, Emmett.

33
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You know this dance this Friday
night is "girls ask guys," right?

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You're a girl.
I'm a guy.

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Something you want
to ask me?

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Okay, Emmett, listen,

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P.J. is my brother
and you're his best friend.

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So in a way you're kind of
like my brother too.

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And I can't go to the dance
with my brother.

40
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You can see why that
would be wrong, right?

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This is the longest
conversation we've ever had.

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Did you hear
anything I just said?

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Something about wanting to go
to the dance with a brother.

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Emmett, I want you to
listen to me very carefully.

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I'm not going to ask
you to the dance.

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When you touch me
it feels like electricity.

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Sync by fant0m
www.addic7ed.com

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- Hi, kids.
- Hey, mom.

49
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Come on, Charlie,
let's go see daddy.

50
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You know what
I realized today?

51
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Charlie's never
played laser tag.

52
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I bet she'd enjoy doing
that on Friday night.

53
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Oh, how very sweet
and unselfish of you.

54
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But Charlie's gonna be
with us Friday night.

55
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It's your school's
open house.

56
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Right.
Forgot about that.

57
00:04:03,399 --> 00:04:05,967
Well, we haven't.
Dad and I can't wait

58
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To meet this miracle worker...
Mrs. Mellish.

59
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She's the first teacher who hasn't
called to complain about you.

60
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Are you sure he's actually
going to school?

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Mom, you've been
to so many open houses.

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And you'd love
laser tag.

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It's like a workout
but you get to shoot stuff.

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Oh, come on, we can play
laser tag anytime.

65
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Meeting a teacher that has
no problems with you...

66
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That may never
happen again.

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- This is bad.
- What's bad?

68
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The only reason I haven't
been getting in trouble

69
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Is that I told my teacher mom
and dad have been fighting a lot.

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That actually works?

71
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You also have to give
the teacher one of these.

72
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Wow, that's good.

73
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I almost hugged you.
And I never want to hug you.

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Works even better
on Mrs. Mellish.

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Any time I do
something wrong...

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Mommy and daddy
were fighting again.

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Well, I guess your evil plan is
gonna be over on Friday night,

78
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'cause mom and dad
won't be fighting.

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Or will they?

80
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So who are you asking
to the dance?

81
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Okay, here's a hint.
He's really cute and...

82
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You ladies talking
about me again?

83
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You know I'm not
talking about you,

84
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Since I dumped your sorry
butt a long time ago.

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That's now how me and
my sorry butt remember it.

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Remind me again why
you ever went out with him.

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Only one way
to explain it...

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Brain fart.

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Brain fart.

90
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So who's this cutie
you're gonna ask?

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Spencer.

92
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Oh, right,

93
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Mr. Almost first kiss.

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You'd better get moving on
that. Your window is closing.

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- What window?
- The window of opportunity.

96
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Oh, thanks.
That really clears things up.

97
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T, you almost kissed
this guy,

98
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But nothing happened
since then.

99
00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:09,562
If you don't act soon, you're
doomed to be just friends.

100
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I like Spencer,
he likes me,

101
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And I'll ask him
when the time is right.

102
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That better be
right now, chica,

103
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Because Lauren sandoval
is gonna ask him.

104
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Lauren would never do that to
me. She's too good a friend.

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- There's your good friend right now.
- Where?

106
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- Walking up to Spencer.
- What? That little witch!

107
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Yeah!

108
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Oh, Lauren,
you poor thing.

109
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What a horrible, ugly
tomatoey mess you are.

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Come on, pizza face,
let's get you cleaned up.

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Come on.

112
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Oh, Spencer, hey.
Didn't see you there.

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Hi, Teddy.

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Boy, that pizza really
came out of nowhere, huh?

115
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Yeah.
Nice shot.

116
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It's all in the wrist.

117
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Now tell me again

118
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And don't leave out
a single detail...

119
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What exactly did Spencer say
when you asked him?

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He said,
and I quote,

121
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"okay."

122
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Oh, wouldn't it
be so romantic

123
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If I got my first kiss
during a slow dance?

124
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That could happen
if you don't wear

125
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That red polkadot thing that
makes you look like a clown.

126
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No no, you're right.

127
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I should dress more subtle
and understated

128
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Like you.

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That's all I'm saying.

130
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Now I just have to
figure out

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How Spencer and I are
gonna get to the dance.

132
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How are you
getting there?

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I haven't asked
anyone yet.

134
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I'm still trying to decide
between five guys.

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Well, do any of them
drive?

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Let's see...

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Sophomore, freshman,
sophomore,

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Eighth-grader I don't
really want to talk about,

139
00:08:04,183 --> 00:08:05,684
And sophomore.

140
00:08:05,685 --> 00:08:07,619
So no, no drivers
on the list.

141
00:08:07,620 --> 00:08:10,555
That's too bad, because if you
could find somebody who drives

142
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Then Spencer and I
could double with you.

143
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Yeah, consider it done.
I'll just expand my list

144
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And lower my standards
a little bit.

145
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Lower than
the eighth grade?

146
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You want a ride
or not?

147
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Okay, they say it's gonna
be chilly tonight.

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I want to make sure
you're nice and toasty.

149
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Did I remember
to change your diaper?

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I'm gonna go
with yes.

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- Are you ready to go?
- Yeah.

152
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It is gonna be so nice
to go to an open house

153
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And not to have to
hear the words

154
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"Oh, you're
Gabe's parents."

155
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Mom, are you
wearing perfume?

156
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I am.

157
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What?
You don't like it?

158
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Oh, I like it, but...

159
00:09:00,634 --> 00:09:02,968
But what? Does
someone else not like it?

160
00:09:02,969 --> 00:09:05,270
I don't want to get
dad in trouble.

161
00:09:07,607 --> 00:09:09,475
Wait, dad says he doesn't
like my perfume?

162
00:09:09,476 --> 00:09:12,344
He doesn't just say it.
He makes a face too.

163
00:09:12,345 --> 00:09:14,747
And sometimes
there's gagging.

164
00:09:18,920 --> 00:09:20,821
Well, that's interesting.

165
00:09:20,822 --> 00:09:24,292
Has your father shared
anything else with you

166
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About how I
disgust him?

167
00:09:29,965 --> 00:09:31,934
I've said too
much already.

168
00:09:31,935 --> 00:09:34,403
Oh, okay.

169
00:09:34,404 --> 00:09:37,240
Okay.

170
00:09:37,241 --> 00:09:39,609
Nice jacket, dad.

171
00:09:39,610 --> 00:09:42,746
Isn't it? Got my company
logo right there...

172
00:09:42,747 --> 00:09:45,782
Free advertising and
a great conversation starter.

173
00:09:47,685 --> 00:09:50,454
Does mom know
you're wearing it?

174
00:09:50,455 --> 00:09:53,890
Oh, I've been dressing
myself for some time now.

175
00:09:54,859 --> 00:09:57,127
So no, I didn't
run it by her.

176
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Oh, I guess she'll just
have to live with it.

177
00:10:02,733 --> 00:10:05,702
Why?
Is there a problem?

178
00:10:05,703 --> 00:10:10,407
I don't want
to get mom in trouble,

179
00:10:10,408 --> 00:10:12,275
But just between us,

180
00:10:12,276 --> 00:10:14,644
She thinks you talk
too much about your job.

181
00:10:17,081 --> 00:10:18,982
I talk too much
about my job...

182
00:10:18,983 --> 00:10:21,818
The same job that puts a
roof over your mother's head?

183
00:10:21,819 --> 00:10:23,387
Hey, I'm on your side.

184
00:10:23,388 --> 00:10:29,126
So what else does she say
about me behind my back?

185
00:10:29,127 --> 00:10:31,861
I've said too much
already.

186
00:10:31,862 --> 00:10:34,431
Come on, guys. Gotta go.
Gonna be late.

187
00:10:34,432 --> 00:10:36,566
Well, we're taking
the bug truck,

188
00:10:36,567 --> 00:10:37,967
If that's okay
with you.

189
00:10:37,968 --> 00:10:40,369
As long as
the windows work.

190
00:10:40,370 --> 00:10:43,906
I don't want to trigger
anyone's gag reflex.

191
00:10:46,810 --> 00:10:48,144
Women.

192
00:10:51,348 --> 00:10:53,415
Hey, good luck at your
open house tonight.

193
00:10:53,416 --> 00:10:58,120
Good luck at whatever
you're dressed so weird for.

194
00:11:04,094 --> 00:11:05,961
Look at you.

195
00:11:05,962 --> 00:11:07,863
Oh, no, look at you.

196
00:11:07,864 --> 00:11:09,698
Well, I wish I was
someone else

197
00:11:09,699 --> 00:11:12,201
So I could look
at both of us.

198
00:11:13,804 --> 00:11:15,505
So where's your date?

199
00:11:15,506 --> 00:11:17,540
Parking the car.

200
00:11:17,541 --> 00:11:19,709
Oh, I like it.
Who is he?

201
00:11:19,710 --> 00:11:22,578
Okay, about that... there's
something you should know...

202
00:11:22,579 --> 00:11:26,316
'sup?

203
00:11:34,232 --> 00:11:36,834
Emmett, would you excuse
us for a minute real quick?

204
00:11:36,835 --> 00:11:38,936
Okay, just...

205
00:11:40,572 --> 00:11:42,574
Emmett?

206
00:11:42,575 --> 00:11:44,276
We needed
transportation.

207
00:11:44,277 --> 00:11:47,445
It was either Emmett
or an eighth-grader

208
00:11:47,446 --> 00:11:50,549
With a skateboard.

209
00:11:50,550 --> 00:11:53,218
Let's just go have
a good time, okay?

210
00:12:02,195 --> 00:12:03,796
Shall we?

211
00:12:05,198 --> 00:12:07,065
Teddy bear.

212
00:12:10,436 --> 00:12:12,771
Grizzly bear.

213
00:12:19,512 --> 00:12:21,513
You look really nice.

214
00:12:21,514 --> 00:12:23,782
You are really nice.

215
00:12:23,783 --> 00:12:26,151
Thanks.

216
00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:29,487
Whose car is this?

217
00:12:29,488 --> 00:12:32,957
My grandpa's. He thinks I'm
at the store getting bread.

218
00:12:32,958 --> 00:12:35,193
But instead

219
00:12:35,194 --> 00:12:37,462
You'll be at the dance
getting nothing.

220
00:12:39,231 --> 00:12:42,900
Wow, looks like
my seat belt's broken.

221
00:12:42,901 --> 00:12:44,802
Maybe I should sit
in the middle.

222
00:12:44,803 --> 00:12:46,437
Is that okay?

223
00:12:46,438 --> 00:12:47,538
Yeah.

224
00:12:47,539 --> 00:12:51,643
'cause I'm
all about safety.

225
00:12:51,644 --> 00:12:53,912
Teddy, you're
blocking my view.

226
00:12:53,913 --> 00:12:57,782
You mind moving away
from Spencer?

227
00:12:57,783 --> 00:13:00,818
Big guy,
lean the other way.

228
00:13:02,788 --> 00:13:04,188
More.

229
00:13:05,157 --> 00:13:06,758
More.

230
00:13:06,759 --> 00:13:09,294
Emmett, if he leans any more,
he'll fall out of the car.

231
00:13:09,295 --> 00:13:11,362
More.

232
00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:22,874
Well, this is
my classroom.

233
00:13:22,875 --> 00:13:26,277
Mrs. Mellish looks busy. Maybe
we should come back next year.

234
00:13:26,278 --> 00:13:29,581
Whoa, p-u alert.

235
00:13:29,582 --> 00:13:32,783
I get it, okay?

236
00:13:32,784 --> 00:13:35,953
I'm talking about Charlie's
diaper. What's her problem?

237
00:13:35,954 --> 00:13:37,788
Heck if I know.

238
00:13:37,789 --> 00:13:39,590
And for your
information,

239
00:13:39,591 --> 00:13:43,793
Some people find that scent
very pleasant.

240
00:13:43,794 --> 00:13:46,696
A full diaper?

241
00:13:46,697 --> 00:13:48,598
I'm gonna be back
in a minute.

242
00:13:48,599 --> 00:13:51,500
- I'm gonna go change Charlie, okay?
- Okay.

243
00:13:51,501 --> 00:13:54,503
- Hi, Gabe.
- Hi, Mrs. Mellish.

244
00:13:54,504 --> 00:13:56,505
How is my brave
little soldier?

245
00:13:56,506 --> 00:14:00,276
Not good. Mom and dad
are fighting again.

246
00:14:00,277 --> 00:14:01,710
Oh, you poor thing.

247
00:14:01,711 --> 00:14:03,712
They've been fighting
all week.

248
00:14:03,713 --> 00:14:08,518
I don't think I can get that
book report into you by Tuesday.

249
00:14:08,519 --> 00:14:11,020
That's okay, dear.

250
00:14:11,021 --> 00:14:13,188
You take all the
time you need.

251
00:14:13,189 --> 00:14:15,224
I don't need time.

252
00:14:15,225 --> 00:14:17,592
I need happiness.

253
00:14:39,515 --> 00:14:42,117
All right. That song
was brought to you

254
00:14:42,118 --> 00:14:43,986
By Freddy's
stereo hut.

255
00:14:43,987 --> 00:14:46,989
When you're ready to rock
steady, go see Freddy.

256
00:14:46,990 --> 00:14:49,958
P.J., what's with
all the commercials?

257
00:14:49,959 --> 00:14:51,627
That's how I'm paying
for all the equipment.

258
00:14:51,628 --> 00:14:53,128
I got some sponsors
to buy advertising.

259
00:14:53,129 --> 00:14:55,130
Who would buy
advertising from you?

260
00:14:55,131 --> 00:14:57,066
You'd be surprised.

261
00:14:57,067 --> 00:14:59,702
This next one is
brought to you by mom

262
00:14:59,703 --> 00:15:01,637
Who gave me
20 bucks.

263
00:15:01,638 --> 00:15:03,673
Mom... when you
absolutely, positively

264
00:15:03,674 --> 00:15:06,108
Can't get any more money
out of dad.

265
00:15:11,415 --> 00:15:13,817
Bob, come here,
honey, look.

266
00:15:15,687 --> 00:15:17,421
Look at this picture
Gabe drew.

267
00:15:17,422 --> 00:15:20,324
Isn't that sweet?

268
00:15:20,325 --> 00:15:22,526
Yeah, it sure is.
You know what, honey?

269
00:15:22,527 --> 00:15:24,495
I guess we're doing
something right.

270
00:15:24,496 --> 00:15:26,597
Would you look at that?

271
00:15:26,598 --> 00:15:29,299
Gabe, it seems like your
parents are getting along.

272
00:15:29,300 --> 00:15:31,102
I'm gonna go
introduce myself.

273
00:15:31,103 --> 00:15:33,905
Gotta think.
Gotta think.

274
00:15:40,045 --> 00:15:42,246
It's go time, Ricky.

275
00:15:43,882 --> 00:15:46,884
Excuse me, lady. You've
got a rat on your shoulder.

276
00:15:48,220 --> 00:15:50,054
Rat on the loose!

277
00:15:50,055 --> 00:15:52,557
Remain calm.
Remain calm.

278
00:15:52,558 --> 00:15:54,926
Remain calm.
Remain calm.

279
00:15:57,663 --> 00:16:00,565
Spencer, could you get
me some punch, please?

280
00:16:00,566 --> 00:16:03,301
Sure.
I'll be right back.

281
00:16:03,302 --> 00:16:06,071
Emmett, why don't you
go get me some punch too?

282
00:16:06,072 --> 00:16:08,173
What, your feet
don't work?

283
00:16:09,075 --> 00:16:12,544
- Ice or no ice?
- Surprise me.

284
00:16:12,545 --> 00:16:14,613
I think it's time
for me to make my move.

285
00:16:14,614 --> 00:16:16,314
Go get that kiss,
girl.

286
00:16:17,483 --> 00:16:19,918
Hey, P.J., put on
a slow song, okay?

287
00:16:19,919 --> 00:16:21,386
You got it, sis.

288
00:16:21,387 --> 00:16:25,022
Okay, we're gonna
bring it down now,

289
00:16:25,023 --> 00:16:29,059
Just like you should bring
yourselves down to wally's waffles.

290
00:16:29,060 --> 00:16:32,896
Tell them P.J. sent you. You
can get a free pat of butter.

291
00:16:35,666 --> 00:16:38,869
- Here you go.
- Oh, thanks.

292
00:16:38,870 --> 00:16:40,637
Let's dance.

293
00:16:50,348 --> 00:16:52,450
Yo, quick, throw on
some hip-hop.

294
00:16:52,451 --> 00:16:56,454
- But I just started this song.
- Now.

295
00:16:56,455 --> 00:16:59,858
Okay, this next one is
brought to you by Emmett.

296
00:16:59,859 --> 00:17:01,827
Emmett... he's...

297
00:17:01,828 --> 00:17:04,797
Standing right there.

298
00:18:46,538 --> 00:18:48,940
What just happened?

299
00:18:48,941 --> 00:18:51,642
Emmett
stole my date.

300
00:18:53,345 --> 00:18:56,146
Back we go,
little guy,

301
00:18:56,147 --> 00:18:59,149
Safe and sound.

302
00:18:59,150 --> 00:19:02,218
Boy, really tired.
We should go.

303
00:19:02,219 --> 00:19:05,989
Thank you, Mr. Duncan.
That was very impressive.

304
00:19:05,990 --> 00:19:08,291
Well, when you've been
in the pest control biz

305
00:19:08,292 --> 00:19:10,193
As long
as I have, you...

306
00:19:10,194 --> 00:19:14,196
You know, I really
shouldn't talk about my work.

307
00:19:14,197 --> 00:19:16,165
It bugs my wife.

308
00:19:16,166 --> 00:19:18,634
No, it doesn't.
Why would you think that?

309
00:19:18,635 --> 00:19:20,168
Because Gabe told me
it did.

310
00:19:20,169 --> 00:19:24,272
Charlie looks more
tired than me, so...

311
00:19:24,273 --> 00:19:26,140
Gabe told me you
hated my perfume.

312
00:19:26,141 --> 00:19:27,942
I never said that.
What are you talking about?

313
00:19:27,943 --> 00:19:29,777
Oh, please don't
do this here.

314
00:19:29,778 --> 00:19:32,012
Isn't it bad enough
that poor Gabe has to listen

315
00:19:32,013 --> 00:19:34,348
To you two constantly
fighting at home?

316
00:19:34,349 --> 00:19:37,718
We don't fight at home.
We're very happy.

317
00:19:37,719 --> 00:19:39,821
Look at this picture
Gabe drew of our family.

318
00:19:39,822 --> 00:19:41,656
That's not his.

319
00:19:41,657 --> 00:19:43,225
That's Gabe M's.

320
00:19:43,226 --> 00:19:45,828
This is Gabe D's.

321
00:19:48,899 --> 00:19:51,267
That's disturbing.

322
00:19:51,268 --> 00:19:55,572
Mrs. Mellish, I assure you
we're a very loving family.

323
00:19:55,573 --> 00:19:57,774
Gabe, get your butt
over here.

324
00:19:59,510 --> 00:20:02,412
Now why would you tell your
teacher that we're fighting at home?

325
00:20:02,413 --> 00:20:06,449
So I could get out
of doing my work.

326
00:20:06,450 --> 00:20:08,151
I'm in big trouble,
right?

327
00:20:08,152 --> 00:20:09,952
Oh, yeah!

328
00:20:09,953 --> 00:20:14,189
Have all your overdue assignments
on my desk Monday morning.

329
00:20:14,190 --> 00:20:16,524
But that'll take me
the whole weekend.

330
00:20:16,525 --> 00:20:19,929
You poor thing.

331
00:20:21,031 --> 00:20:24,634
Get your coat.
We're leaving.

332
00:20:24,635 --> 00:20:26,970
I can't believe we let him
play us like that.

333
00:20:26,971 --> 00:20:29,907
I know. How could I ever think
you didn't like my perfume?

334
00:20:29,908 --> 00:20:32,477
Well, it's not
my favorite.

335
00:20:32,478 --> 00:20:37,449
Said the guy with the cartoon
cockroach on his blazer.

336
00:20:40,687 --> 00:20:42,988
It's an ant.

337
00:20:42,989 --> 00:20:45,625
Man, your jerking
is dope.

338
00:20:45,626 --> 00:20:47,993
Man, your popping...
sick.

339
00:20:47,994 --> 00:20:52,197
I'd like to pop
both of these jerks.

340
00:20:52,198 --> 00:20:54,266
Sorry you didn't
get that kiss.

341
00:20:54,267 --> 00:20:57,135
Yeah, well, the night's
not over yet.

342
00:20:57,136 --> 00:20:59,104
Follow my lead.

343
00:20:59,105 --> 00:21:01,774
Hey, what's that noise?

344
00:21:01,775 --> 00:21:03,042
What noise?

345
00:21:03,043 --> 00:21:05,611
The noise Teddy
is talking about.

346
00:21:05,612 --> 00:21:07,946
Sounds like it's coming
from the back of the car.

347
00:21:07,947 --> 00:21:10,983
Yeah, I hear it too.
It sounds bad.

348
00:21:10,984 --> 00:21:13,753
You should probably
pull over and check it out.

349
00:21:13,754 --> 00:21:15,788
- I'm telling you...
- Stop the car!

350
00:21:18,258 --> 00:21:21,227
Just come on, I'll show you
where the noise is coming from.

351
00:21:21,228 --> 00:21:23,663
I know where the noise
is coming from.

352
00:21:23,664 --> 00:21:25,598
You want to keep
that head?

353
00:21:25,599 --> 00:21:28,467
I suggest
you not do that again.

354
00:21:39,413 --> 00:21:41,647
Oh, sorry, sorry.

355
00:21:43,716 --> 00:21:47,620
In my head that went
a lot smoother.

356
00:21:49,823 --> 00:21:51,691
Hello there.

357
00:21:51,692 --> 00:21:53,359
Hi.

358
00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:55,761
Look, I'm sorry
I got so caught up

359
00:21:55,762 --> 00:21:57,597
With Emmett
and the dancing.

360
00:21:57,598 --> 00:22:00,066
I kind of like the way
things were going before then.

361
00:22:00,067 --> 00:22:01,900
Yeah, me too.

362
00:22:01,901 --> 00:22:03,869
I'm glad we got to go
to the dance together.

363
00:22:03,870 --> 00:22:06,938
I was a little nervous because
Ivy said my window was closing.

364
00:22:06,939 --> 00:22:09,407
And then Lauren sandoval almost
asked you. And then Ivy and Emmett

365
00:22:09,408 --> 00:22:11,808
Showed up at my house and I was like,
"oh, no. How is this gonna work?"

366
00:22:11,809 --> 00:22:13,577
And I just...

367
00:22:17,415 --> 00:22:21,351
That was a really nice way
of telling me to shut up.

368
00:22:29,427 --> 00:22:32,630
Well, Charlie, I finally
got my first kiss tonight

369
00:22:32,631 --> 00:22:34,565
And now I can't
stop smiling.

370
00:22:34,566 --> 00:22:36,500
Who knew that
Emmett's grandpa's car

371
00:22:36,501 --> 00:22:40,705
Would turn out to be the most
romantic place in the world?

372
00:22:40,706 --> 00:22:43,608
Okay, I'm gonna try
and stop smiling.

373
00:22:48,748 --> 00:22:52,251
No, I can't do it.

374
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:37,000
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