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Guys. Great news!

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I think I know where I want to have my birthday party.

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Your birthday party? Your birthday was six months ago.

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Yeah. But my party was cancelled because I got sick, remember?

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And then it was cancalled because I was bad.

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And it was too close to Christmas and then I was banned again.

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I guess we never did have a party for him.

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Well I suppose we could have one for him now.

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I mean we do love him as much as the other kids, right?

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Oh...

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Well...

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The party is gonna be at The Boom Zone.

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- Here. Take a look.
- Boom zone.

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It's totally fun. And it's the perfect birthday
party place for me and ten of my closet friends.

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Or as I like to call them: gift bringers.

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Wow. That's gonna run us some money.

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I mean maybe for one of the other kids.

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- Gabe, we'll do it.
- Yes!

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Now you're talking.

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- On one condition.
- Oh and you're still talking.

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We can have a party at the Boom Zone
if you can be good for a whole week.

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I can do that.

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Can't be mean to your brother and sisters?

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- No problem.
- Can't make fun of my cooking?

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Harder but I can do that.

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And you can't make fun of your father's weight.

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Ho ho. Bye bye Boom Zone.

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No dad. Dad, you're wrong. I can do this.

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For the next week, I will not say anything about your weight.

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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- Good luck with that.
- Thanks, baldie.

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<i>♪ Day's all burnt toast ♪</i>

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<i>♪ running late</i>
<i>and dad jokes ♪</i>

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<i>♪ "has anybody</i>
<i>seen my left shoe?" ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I close my eyes,</i>
<i>take a bite ♪</i>

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<i>♪ grab a ride,</i>
<i>laugh out loud ♪</i>

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<i>♪ there it is</i>
<i>up on the roof ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I've been there,</i>
<i>I survived ♪</i>

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<i>♪ so just take</i> <i>my advice ♪</i>

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<i>♪ hang in there, baby ♪</i>

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<i>♪ things are crazy ♪</i>

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<i>♪ but I know</i>
<i>your future's bright ♪</i>

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<i>♪ hang in there, baby ♪</i>

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<i>♪ there's no maybe ♪</i>

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<i>♪ everything</i>
<i>turns out all right ♪</i>

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<i>♪ sure life is up and down ♪</i>

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<i>♪ but trust me,</i>
<i>it comes back around ♪</i>

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<i>♪ you're gonna love</i>
<i>who you turn out to be ♪</i>

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<i>♪ hang in there, baby. ♪</i>

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- No, you tell her.
- No, you.

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- No, you.
- No no, you tell her.

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Somebody!

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Okay, so Derek said the deepest thing.

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Tell her, sweetie.
I was looking at my cereal this morning.

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"And I was thinking... wow...
no two flakes are exactly alike."

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That's snowflakes, not cornflakes.

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I actually wrote a poem about it.

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If you wanna hear it,
my next poetry slam. T.

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- We'll be there.
- Um, actually,

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I got another slam to go to that night.

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Derek didn't say what night it was.

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I got slams all week.

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I'm just slammed.

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- We'll be there.
- Cool.

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I gotta go.

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You know, babe, and read something,

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- That would be awesome.
- Okay.

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Cool. The theme
of the night is pain.

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Okay.

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- See ya.
- Okay.

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<i>You're gonna write a poem</i>

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About pain then get up and read it?

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I don't think so.

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You just said you would.

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- I did?
- Yes.

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- When he put his arm on your shoulder.
- Oh darn.

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Whenever he does that
I can't think straight.

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Uh-huh.
So did you really like.

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- That thing he said about cereal?
- What did he say about cereal?

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Hey, honey, these pants are too tight.

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Where are the new bigger ones I bought?

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Those are the new bigger ones.

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I'm leaving.
This is not a safe environment for me.

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These pants aren't so tight.

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I can make this work.

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Okay, Bob honey,

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I love you to pieces, my dear,

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But your waistline has now become
a safety issue for the children.

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Honey, I would love
to lose a couple of pounds,

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But diets just don't seem to work for me.

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Well, dad, it's not just abo...

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Dad, it's not about dieting.

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What you need is healthier eating
choices combined with exercise.

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- What is that supposed to mean?
- Less bacon, more shakin'.

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I can help you out, be like your trainer.

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Okay.

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Thank you very much,
but I don't need your help.

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Yup, split the underwear too.

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Get started in the morning?

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Uh, Teddy, are you okay?

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No, my cereal's not speaking to me.

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Has your cereal spoken to you before?

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No, I just...
I need some inspiration.

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I told Derek that I'd read an original poem.

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On Saturday night
and so far I've got nothing.

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Poetry you say?

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Have I ever mentioned that I write poetry?

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Mom, please don't make this about you.

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Of course, that would be selfish.

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Ooh! I wrote a great
poem about selfishness.

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- It goes like this:
"me me me me"... - Mom!

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Sorry.

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Okay, what is your poem
supposed to be about?

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Well, it's supposed to be about pain,

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But I can't think about anything painful.

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I have
happily-married parents,

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A roof over my head, food on my table.

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Why'd you guys have to
give me such a good life?

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Ah.

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- All right!
- Okay.

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- Let's go!
- Looking good, dad.

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For starters, thank you for
not wearing a tank top.

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All right, what do we do first?

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We... Sambacise.

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- <i>Wh</i>is this?
- This is a celebrity workout program.

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Which combines exercise with samba dancing.

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Oh, I don't know. This isn't gonna
make me look stupid, is it?

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<i>Well, that's a big yes.</i>

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Come on, dad, just give it a chance.

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Look how much fun Betty white's having.

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Wow, that woman is everywhere.

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- Just follow me.
- Uh-huh.

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- To the side.
- Whoa!

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- Yeah, and watch this part... wha!
- Oh! Look at that!

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Yeah, keep going, dad.
There you go, there you go.

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Hey, wait a minute.
Betty's got a rose.

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Well, way ahead of you, dad.

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- Thank you, sir.
- Uh-huh.

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All right, here we go.

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Yeah!

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Ain't bad.

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Anything on your mind?

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I can make fun of this, right?

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I mean, this doesn't have
anything to do with your weight.

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Oh, yes it does.

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I'm doing this to <i>lo</i>weight.

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Big finish.

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Ah!

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"deep, gut-wrenching pain,"

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Like an animal devouring me
from the inside out

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I cried in agony.

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"Then gave
into the beast."

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Thank you.
That was called "cereal."

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- Okay, you're up.
- Okay.

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Okay.

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Hello. Hello.

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Hi. I'm Teddy Duncan.

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And this is called
"nosebleed."

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"blood blood, watch it flow,"

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From my nose it did go,

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I was a screamer, I was a crier,

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The doctor called for a humidifier,

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We tried ice, we tried cotton,

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I put my head way back...

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"Nuttin'."

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Thank you.

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Was it really as bad as I thought?

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No.

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No no, it was...

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It wa... oh, uh,

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- I gotta take this.
- Oh.

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Hello.

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Okay, fake phone call...
was it really that bad?

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Hang on. Hello?

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Hey! Stop that.

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I can't believe I just made.

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A complete fool of myself
in front of Derek.

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So? Who cares
what Derek thinks?

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I do.
He's my boyfriend.

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Look, he's fine for now,

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But he isn't exactly a keeper, right?

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- What do you mean? - Come on.
You guys are so different.

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Well... different?
How are we different?

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You're smart.
He's Derek.

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You're fun.
He's Derek.

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You're interesting.
He's Derek.

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So you don't like Derek?

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Okay. Well, maybe I don't
like your boyfriend.

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And what is wrong
with my ray-ray?

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Well, the fact that you call
him ray-ray for starters.

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"ray-ray said this.
Ray-ray said that."

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Sometimes
I just pray-pray.

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You'll shut up
about ray-ray.

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Well, your prayers have just been answered,

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Because I'm never talking to you again.

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Well, that...
that's right!

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Go run-run away-way
to ray-ray!

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Look... no,
it's not a poem.

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But you liked it?

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Whoa, it is really coming down out there.

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Well, mom, it wasn't easy,

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But I've been good for an entire week.

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Boom zone, here I come!

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I have to say, Gabe, you have
really earned this party.

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Hmm. Here you go.

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- What's this?
- It's a list of bad things

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I thought of saying but didn't.

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Part one is fat jokes about dad.

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Gabe, there's nothing funny about...

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That one's pretty good.

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I like that one.

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Oh, that one's even better.

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That one...

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What?
What's so funny?

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Nothing.

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Ooh! Cake.

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"dear dad, be strong."

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Do not eat this cake.

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"Love, your son
and trainer P.J."

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"dear dad, so you've thrown
away my first note."

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Here is a second chance
to make the right decision.

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"Your son who believes
in you, P.J."

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"dear dad,

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Okay, so notes
aren't your thing."

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- Hi, Mrs. Wentz. - Hey.
Goodness, Teddy, get in here.

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Oh wow, it's really snowing out there.

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I could barely park in your driveway.

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We don't have a driveway.

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Okay. Well, I know
where it <i>could</i> go.

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Can I talk to Ivy?

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We got in a fight last night and
I really need to apologize.

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Oh, I'm sorry, Teddy.
Ivy's not here.

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She went to your house because she
said she needed to apologize to you.

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- She did?
- Mm-hmm.

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Okay, well, I...
I'd better go home then.

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Oh no, Teddy, you're not going anywhere.

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Hi, Mr. Wentz.

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Come on, take a look at this.

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- Okay.
- Now as you can see,

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We've got a high-pressure system
stalled over the rockies,

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And it's pushing cold arctic
air down from Canada.

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Giving us a freak spring blizzard.

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- Oh. - Harry always
wanted to be a weatherman,

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But he answered the call
of plumbing supplies.

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Mmm.

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They've just closed all the roads,

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And that means that you, young lady,

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Are gonna be staying right
here, maybe overnight.

250
00:13:56,330 --> 00:13:58,700
What? I'm sorry,
I can't stay overnight.

251
00:13:58,730 --> 00:14:01,670
I'd like to also send a
shout out to abner Johnson.

252
00:14:01,700 --> 00:14:03,500
He's 104 today.

253
00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:07,610
Who is he talking to?

254
00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:10,410
Nobody. Harry...
Mmm?

255
00:14:10,440 --> 00:14:12,610
...You do know that you're
not really on tv, right?

256
00:14:12,650 --> 00:14:16,280
Of course I do.
Back to you, Mary lo...

257
00:14:24,420 --> 00:14:26,630
<i>We're expecting up to</i>
<i>two feet of snow today,</i>

258
00:14:26,660 --> 00:14:29,430
<i>So stay in your homes</i>
<i>and off the roads.</i>

259
00:14:34,770 --> 00:14:37,300
Ivy? Get in here.

260
00:14:38,340 --> 00:14:39,470
What are you doing here?

261
00:14:39,510 --> 00:14:41,680
I came over to apologize to Teddy.

262
00:14:41,710 --> 00:14:44,340
Teddy went to your house
to apologize to you.

263
00:14:44,380 --> 00:14:46,710
- What? - And now the
roads are all closed,

264
00:14:46,750 --> 00:14:50,420
- So you're gonna be stuck here awhile.
- Really? You mean overnight?

265
00:14:50,450 --> 00:14:52,320
Even maybe a few days?

266
00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:56,290
- Yes!
- Ah. Let's go, people.

267
00:14:56,330 --> 00:14:57,490
We've got a party to go to.

268
00:14:57,530 --> 00:14:59,600
Gabe honey, I'm afraid
we have some bad news.

269
00:14:59,630 --> 00:15:01,360
Just tell me on the way to the boom zone.

270
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:04,300
No no. Come sit
with mama, okay?

271
00:15:04,330 --> 00:15:06,500
Okay. Hey.

272
00:15:06,540 --> 00:15:08,500
Now, sweetie, because of the blizzard,

273
00:15:08,540 --> 00:15:11,370
Nobody's able to drive anywhere and...

274
00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:13,440
I'm afraid your party is off.

275
00:15:13,470 --> 00:15:16,310
What?! Again?!

276
00:15:16,340 --> 00:15:19,410
- No no, take a deep breath.
- I can't believe this!

277
00:15:19,450 --> 00:15:21,350
I've been keeping
my mouth shut for nothing?!

278
00:15:21,380 --> 00:15:23,250
- Okay, Gabe, just calm...
- Save it, tubby!

279
00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:26,450
- Hey, Gabe! - Your cooking stinks!
And you're stupid!

280
00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:29,590
- I didn't say anything.
- Yeah, but you were thinking something stupid.

281
00:15:29,620 --> 00:15:31,560
I hate my life!

282
00:15:33,290 --> 00:15:37,300
Man. This is much
better than my house.

283
00:15:41,300 --> 00:15:43,600
You see, Teddy, most people actually think.

284
00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:45,540
That when the temperature rises,

285
00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:47,510
So does the barometric pressure...

286
00:15:47,540 --> 00:15:49,580
But that is not the case.

287
00:15:51,310 --> 00:15:53,750
Harry, leave that girl alone.

288
00:15:53,780 --> 00:15:57,690
Let's do something
Teddy would enjoy, like...

289
00:15:57,720 --> 00:16:00,320
A Jigsaw puzzle.

290
00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:03,490
Oh!

291
00:16:11,270 --> 00:16:13,630
- Gabe, are you okay?
- Leave me alone.

292
00:16:16,370 --> 00:16:18,570
Look, babe, I know how you feel.

293
00:16:18,610 --> 00:16:22,640
No, you don't. You've <i>never</i>
gone without a party on your birthday.

294
00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:25,510
You've had like a million of them.

295
00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:31,620
Okay, I'm gonna let that one go,

296
00:16:31,650 --> 00:16:33,690
Because I know you're hurting right now.

297
00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:38,290
But I promise you: You <i>are</i>
going to have a birthday party.

298
00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:39,530
Yeah, when I'm 100.

299
00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:41,660
And I can't even blow out my candles?

300
00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:43,600
Okay, if you're referring to grandpa,

301
00:16:43,630 --> 00:16:46,330
He's only 70 and he has asthma.

302
00:16:55,740 --> 00:16:58,710
Teddy, you've hardly touched
your liver and onions.

303
00:16:58,750 --> 00:17:00,680
Mmm.

304
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:03,380
I had liver for breakfast.

305
00:17:03,420 --> 00:17:06,450
Got any requests?

306
00:17:06,490 --> 00:17:08,420
How about a snowmobile?

307
00:17:08,460 --> 00:17:10,360
How about "row row row your boat"?

308
00:17:10,390 --> 00:17:12,260
It's my favorite.
Come on.

309
00:17:12,290 --> 00:17:14,460
Actually, Mr. Wentz,
you really don't have to...

310
00:17:14,490 --> 00:17:17,660
♪ row row row your boat
gently down the stream ♪

311
00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:20,630
♪ merrily merrily merrily merrily,
life is but a dream. ♪.

312
00:17:20,670 --> 00:17:23,400
We can't do this when Ivy's home.
She won't let us.

313
00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:26,270
Ha. I miss her so much.

314
00:17:26,310 --> 00:17:28,240
Rounds!

315
00:17:28,270 --> 00:17:30,240
- Oh!
- ♪ Row row row your boat... ♪

316
00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:32,310
- Teddy!
- ♪ Row row row your boat... ♪

317
00:17:32,350 --> 00:17:35,480
♪ row row row your boat
gently down the stream... ♪.

318
00:17:39,450 --> 00:17:42,390
Whatever this is,
I'm sure it's gonna be lame.

319
00:17:42,420 --> 00:17:44,590
Oh, I don't think so.
Hit it, Charlie.

320
00:17:44,630 --> 00:17:48,500
Surprise!

321
00:17:48,530 --> 00:17:51,370
Happy Birthday!

322
00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:55,300
- What's all this?
- "What's all this?"

323
00:17:55,340 --> 00:17:56,570
It's the Duncan fun zone!

324
00:17:56,610 --> 00:17:58,670
Well, since we can't go to your party,

325
00:17:58,710 --> 00:18:00,740
We brought the party to you.

326
00:18:02,380 --> 00:18:04,450
Look out below!

327
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:10,350
- Oh!
- <i>Oh!</i>

328
00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:13,350
- Oh!
- You want a turn?

329
00:18:13,390 --> 00:18:14,660
You look kinda sick.

330
00:18:14,690 --> 00:18:16,560
<i>Yeah.</i>
<i>Of course I want a turn!</i>

331
00:18:16,590 --> 00:18:20,390
All right!

332
00:18:20,430 --> 00:18:23,430
<i>♪ row row row your boat</i>
<i>gently down the stream ♪</i>

333
00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:25,670
♪ merrily merrily
merrily merrily, life... ♪.

334
00:18:25,700 --> 00:18:28,240
Wait wait. Guys guys, does
this song have an ending?

335
00:18:28,270 --> 00:18:29,600
If it does, we've never found it.

336
00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:31,710
Now...

337
00:18:31,740 --> 00:18:34,240
In German!

338
00:18:34,270 --> 00:18:36,580
Ooh! <i>♪ Zeile zeile</i>
<i>zeile irh boot ♪</i>

339
00:18:36,610 --> 00:18:38,410
♪ sanft den strom hinab! ♪

340
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:40,310
<i>♪ lustig lustig</i>
<i>lustig lustig ♪</i>

341
00:18:40,350 --> 00:18:41,650
<i>♪ leben ist</i>
<i>nur ein traum! ♪</i>

342
00:18:45,390 --> 00:18:46,620
<i>ugh!</i>

343
00:18:57,560 --> 00:18:59,400
Yeah!

344
00:19:53,420 --> 00:19:55,760
Ooh.

345
00:20:04,330 --> 00:20:07,730
♪ and many more... ♪.

346
00:20:07,770 --> 00:20:09,500
Yeah!

347
00:20:09,540 --> 00:20:12,510
- Yay!
- Hey!

348
00:20:12,540 --> 00:20:13,740
Thanks, everybody.

349
00:20:13,770 --> 00:20:16,680
This really has been the best party ever.

350
00:20:16,710 --> 00:20:19,480
Look, I'm sorry I called you fat,

351
00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:22,310
Stupid and a bad cook.

352
00:20:22,350 --> 00:20:26,320
I mean, even though you are
fat, stupid and a bad cook...

353
00:20:27,590 --> 00:20:30,290
I love you all.

354
00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:31,760
Well, we love you too.

355
00:20:31,790 --> 00:20:34,590
Not as much as the others, of course...

356
00:20:34,630 --> 00:20:36,560
<i>...But...</i>

357
00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:42,340
- Teddy!
- Hey, everybody.

358
00:20:42,370 --> 00:20:43,540
- Hey!
- Oh, hey.

359
00:20:43,570 --> 00:20:45,440
What are you doing here?
The roads are all closed.

360
00:20:45,470 --> 00:20:47,740
- Yeah, I walked.
- Why did you do that?

361
00:20:47,770 --> 00:20:49,610
I think I can answer that.

362
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:52,410
- Liver and onions?
- Yup.

363
00:20:52,450 --> 00:20:53,480
- Jigsaw puzzle?
- Uh-huh.

364
00:20:53,510 --> 00:20:55,310
- "row row row your boat"?
- In German.

365
00:20:55,350 --> 00:20:56,710
- Come here.
- Okay.

366
00:21:01,550 --> 00:21:04,560
Well, Charlie, the storm's over,

367
00:21:04,590 --> 00:21:07,730
Sun's shining, Gabe had a great party.

368
00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:09,630
And... ooh, best of all,

369
00:21:09,660 --> 00:21:13,300
Thanks to sambacising,
dad's lost two pounds.

370
00:21:13,330 --> 00:21:15,640
Yeah, he was so excited,
he's now graduated to...

371
00:21:15,670 --> 00:21:18,270
Tangocise!

372
00:21:27,710 --> 00:21:29,450
Oh!

373
00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:34,390
Ay-yi-yi.

374
00:21:34,420 --> 00:21:36,760
Good luck, Charlie.

375
00:21:48,990 --> 00:21:51,620
Huh.

376
00:21:51,650 --> 00:21:54,890
Finally, we are alone.

377
00:21:57,790 --> 00:21:59,960
- Nuh-uh-uh.
- Whoa-ho-ho!

378
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,600
How did you...

379
00:22:02,630 --> 00:22:04,900
But it was... but...
how... how did you...

380
00:22:04,940 --> 00:22:07,640
Now grab an apple and go back to bed.

381
00:22:09,980 --> 00:22:12,710
- You're just.
- Yes.D, right?

382
00:22:12,740 --> 00:22:14,680
- No arms, no legs?
- Nope.

383
00:22:14,710 --> 00:22:16,650
- Got eyes though, right?
- Of course.

384
00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:19,750
- Well, then you can watch me.
- <i>No. No no.</i>.

385
00:22:19,780 --> 00:22:22,750
- No no no no no!
- Mmm!

386
00:22:22,790 --> 00:22:25,000
Now I'm wishing I didn't have eyes.

387
00:22:25,860 --> 00:22:28,690
- Wish you didn't have teeth?
- No no!

388
00:22:28,890 --> 00:22:30,090
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