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Okay, Dad, so you know how I always
want to go to Super Adventure Land.
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But you tell me it's too expensive,
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even though it's totally worth it
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'cause it's the funnest place on Earth?
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Yes.
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Well, problem solved.
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"This coupon, good for
$5 off admission price,
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"to Super Adventure Land.
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"Upon $100 purchase at Jensen's groceries,
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"not valid Tuesday through Sunday,
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"Closed Monday."
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Nice try.
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But, Dad,
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they have this new ride
called the Storm Twizzler.
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Nine out of 10 people barf on it.
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They even take your photo.
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Gabe, I'll take you to
Super Adventure Land
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just as soon as I win the lottery.
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Oh, hey, speaking of which,
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maybe today is your lucky day.
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Could be.
Let's take a look.
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Hey, there's a seven, right?
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Yeah.
That's pretty good.
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Hey, look at this.
We got another seven.
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That's not too bad.
One more seven... we got...
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Oh, look at...
oh, look at... oh!
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You're not going.
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♪ Today's all burnt toast ♪
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♪ Running late, and Dad jokes ♪
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♪ Has anybody seen my left shoe ♪
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♪ Close my eyes, take a bite ♪
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♪ Grab a ride, laugh out loud ♪
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♪ There it is up on the roof ♪
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♪ I've been there, I survived ♪
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♪ So just take my advice ♪
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♪ Hang in there, Baby,
things are crazy ♪
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♪ But I know your future's bright ♪
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♪ Hang in there, Baby ♪
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♪ There's no maybe ♪
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♪ Everything turns out all right ♪
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♪ Sure life is up and down ♪
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♪ But trust me,
it comes back all around ♪
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♪ You're gonna love
who you turn out to be ♪
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♪ Hang in there, Baby ♪
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Hey, Mom.
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Hey, honey.
Come meet our new neighbor.
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This is my daughter, Teddy.
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Debbie Dooley.
How're you doing?
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I'm doing dandy, Debbie Dooley.
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Debbie and her husband Doug
just moved here from Iowa.
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Doug's our new deputy police chief.
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And they have a daughter Charlie's age.
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Deedee Dooley.
Oh.
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Debbie needed a
babysitter for tomorrow.
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And I was just telling her
how terrific you are.
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Oh yeah. No, actually
my friend Ivy and I,
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were gonna take Charlie
to Make-a-Monkey tomorrow.
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And we'd be happy to bring Deedee along.
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What's Make-a-Monkey?
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Oh, it's kind of complicated.
It's this place where you...
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You make... A monkey.
I...
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I guess it's not that complicated.
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Oh, I meant to ask...
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Where is your dog?
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We don't have a dog.
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But that nice Mrs. Dabney
next door told me
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to beware of Gabe.
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Gabe is my son.
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But she said he bit her...
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and went to the
bathroom on her lawn.
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They have a very unique relationship.
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Welcome to the neighborhood.
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Oh, I think this one goes...
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No.
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Oh, doesn't this one go...?
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No.
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Eh, forget it.
Charlie can help us with it later.
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Oh, my dad's outside.
I gotta go.
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He doesn't like to be kept waiting.
All right.
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See ya.
See ya.
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No wonder we couldn't do it.
It's for ages one to three.
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You P.J.?
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Uh, y-yeah yeah.
That's me.
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So you start going out with a girl
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and you don't think it's
important to meet the father?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Makes me wonder what's
going on inside your head.
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Trust me, sir,
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There's nothing going on in here at all.
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I'm gonna be watching you.
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To make sure you treat Skyler right,
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that you're worthy of her.
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One more thing:
I don't want her to know
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I've been checking up on you.
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Well, what does she think
you're doing right now?
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Using the bathroom.
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Is there anything else?
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Usually it takes me a while
to use the bathroom.
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Hey, Dad.
Hey.
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Oh, Dad, I think you dropped something.
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Oh, hey, one of my scratchers.
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Oh, hey, let's see.
Maybe we've won.
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Seven.
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Another seven.
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Been here before.
And the last number.
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What?
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Look, it's a seven.
It's a seven.
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I won. I won.
How much did you win?
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$1 million!
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Whoo-hoo!
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Whoo! Whoo!
I won, I won, I won!
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What is going on with dad?
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He thinks he won the lottery.
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Thinks?
Yeah, it's a prank.
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I bought one of those fake
scratchers from the joke store.
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He fell for that?
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Whoo-hoo!
I'm king of the world!
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He's gonna find out.
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Yeah, and I'll be
grounded for two weeks.
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But, you know, I'll have been
to Super Adventure Land.
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It's worth it.
I crunched the numbers.
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I'm so happy, I don't know
what to do with myself.
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Well, yesterday you said
if you ever win the lottery,
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you'd take me to Super Adventure Land.
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All right, let's go.
Get in the car.
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Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute.
We're millionaires.
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Forget the car.
We're renting a limo.
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Wait, Dad.
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Okay.
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Oh, thank you, Dr. Charlie.
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I'm all better now.
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Ow. Another shot.
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No, I've already had seven shots.
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There's no more owies.
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Ow. Another shot.
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Okay, I think I'm kind of over this.
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Ivy, are you ready to go?
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Check out what I found in the bathroom...
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Diamond earrings.
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Watch me work it.
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Ivy, hey, take those off.
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Don't you know that Deedee's
daddy's deputy Doug Dooley?
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Ivy Wentz rocking earrings.
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From the Dooley collection.
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Seriously, take those off.
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Yeah, they'll look better on you anyway.
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No, we're here to babysit, not try on...
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Ooh.
Yeah.
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Oh, these do look good.
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Yep, strut your stuff, girl.
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It's fun.
Go ahead, do it. Okay.
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Ooh ooh ooh ooh.
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Ow!
Hey, who did that?
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Ooh. Uh-oh.
What?
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One of the doctors spilled a juice box.
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At least I hope it's juice.
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All right, Ivy, why don't
you take them outside?
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I'm gonna clean this up.
And then we can go to Make-a-Monkey.
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Okay, come on.
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Come on, Deedee.
Let's go bye-bye.
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Go with Ivy.
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Let's go to Make-a-Monkey.
Yay!
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Eww, and it's not juice.
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Where are you going?
Whoa!
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What are you doing here?
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I told you I was gonna be watching you.
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Did you think I was a liar?
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No, I just... I thought you'd be
watching me from a distance...
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you know, with, like, a telescope
or binoculars or something.
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I did that for a while.
I got bored.
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Now I asked you a question.
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Where are you going?
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Uh, I'm going to the
library to meet Skyler.
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Looking like that?
You couldn't even comb your hair?
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I spent 20 minutes to get it like this.
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What are you doing?
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Anytime you do something I do not like,
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I mark it down in the negative column.
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Is there a positive column too?
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Not yet.
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Okay.
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Well, if you'll excuse me,
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I'm gonna go back inside and comb my hair,
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but not because of anything you said...
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because I want to.
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Stupid.
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"Bad with doors."
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That was four hours of my
life I'll never get back.
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I still have that theme
song drilled into my head.
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♪ First you pick a color...
brown or green or red ♪
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♪ Then you take some stuffing
and put it in its head ♪
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♪ Then it goes on for 20 more
verses and you wish you were dead ♪
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♪ And that's how you make
a mo-oh-oh-oh-nkey. ♪
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Oh no.
What?
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The earrings...
you're still wearing them.
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What?
Yes.
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Oh! Ivy, Ivy, I just
have one earring on.
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The other one must have fallen off.
No.
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Yes, yes, I lost her diamond earring.
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What? Why did you
even try them on?
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What? That was your idea!
You know better than to listen to me.
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Okay, okay, okay, okay.
All right, let's not panic.
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I'll just... okay,
I'll check the car.
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You... you call Make-a-Monkey
and see if they found it.
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The important thing here is...
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is not to panic.
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Not in the car.
Not at the place.
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Okay, time to panic.
Oh!
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Calm down.
Ivy's got a plan.
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Oh, Ivy's got a plan.
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Look, I think I know where the earring is.
Where?
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Check it out.
I took some pictures at Make-a-Monkey.
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Here you are at the stuffing
machine... two earrings.
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Oh, oh, here I am after the
stuffing machine... one earring.
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Yes, so the missing earring is...
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inside a monkey.
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Hi, Charlie.
What you got there?
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Monkey.
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Can I see it?
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Get that monkey.
Mm-hmm.
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Man, that sister of yours.
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Can put up quite a fight.
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I know.
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We'd be better off
if we fought an actual monkey.
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She sure does love that thing.
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Yeah.
Yeah, she sure does.
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Now let's rip it apart.
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It's not in here.
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Oh, this is bad.
This is really bad.
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T, calm down.
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If the earring isn't in this monkey,
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it has to be in the other monkey.
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Right, right, right, right, Deedee's monkey...
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That's in the police chief's house.
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Is that calm enough for you?
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Man, Super Adventure
Land was amazing.
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It sure is. Hey, hey, give me the
picture of the log ride again.
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Ah, look at your face.
Look at your face.
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Look at the limo driver's face.
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Okay, Dad, now that we've had our fun,
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There's something I gotta tell you,
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and maybe you should sit down.
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Hey, kids, how do you like mama's new ride?
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Hey, look at you.
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Where did you get that?
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At the mall.
Yeah, I did a little shopping,
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after your dad told
me we won the lottery.
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You can return that, right?
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Nope, forever rich
has a no-return policy.
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But who cares?
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Not me. Nothing bothers
a millionaire.
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Nothing bothers a millionaire.
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Whoo-hoo!
Whoo!
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You guys didn't really win the lottery.
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It was just a prank so I could
go to Super Adventure Land.
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That's really funny.
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So why aren't you laughing?
259
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I'm really sorry.
I never meant for it to go this far.
260
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Now I know you're probably gonna
ground me for, like, two weeks,
261
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but under the circumstances,
262
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I'm fine with three.
263
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I quit my job today.
264
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What?
265
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You can get it back, right?
266
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Uh...
267
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What? What? We won?
I can't believe it.
268
00:13:56,700 --> 00:13:59,270
I'll tell you what I can't
believe, Duncan...
269
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is that you're taking
another personal call.
270
00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:03,470
Now I asked you to do something
271
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with these bags of saline
a half an hour ago.
272
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Uh, gotta go.
273
00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:13,250
You know what, Karen?
You're absolutely right.
274
00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:15,450
I should have done something
with these saline bags
275
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a long time ago.
276
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I mean, this is really overdue.
277
00:14:19,490 --> 00:14:22,290
Oh! Oh!
Yeah yeah.
278
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Yeah yeah.
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Hi.
280
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Take me to easy street.
281
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So long, suckers.
282
00:14:36,300 --> 00:14:37,370
How could you do that?
283
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Because I was a millionaire.
284
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Rich people play by different rules.
285
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I'm so sorry.
286
00:14:45,610 --> 00:14:47,350
Dad, are you okay?
287
00:14:47,380 --> 00:14:49,410
He's hugging the kettle corn.
288
00:14:49,450 --> 00:14:53,380
This is all I have left.
289
00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:10,640
Oh, the old orange peel
smile always cracks me up.
290
00:15:10,670 --> 00:15:14,470
I tried it once with a
pineapple... not as fun.
291
00:15:14,510 --> 00:15:16,340
I gotta go rinse.
292
00:15:16,380 --> 00:15:18,310
I can't stand the feel
of pulp on my teeth.
293
00:15:18,350 --> 00:15:20,410
I love learning new things about you.
294
00:15:42,340 --> 00:15:44,340
Is everything okay?
Everything's great.
295
00:15:44,370 --> 00:15:46,570
Really?
Really, yeah.
296
00:15:46,610 --> 00:15:48,570
Everything...
couldn't be better.
297
00:15:48,610 --> 00:15:50,610
You're acting kind of weird.
298
00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:53,410
I'm not acting weird, no.
299
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If anything, I'm acting not weird.
300
00:15:57,690 --> 00:16:00,590
Why does this always happen?
What?
301
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I date a guy for a while.
302
00:16:02,460 --> 00:16:04,590
And then all of a sudden he
starts acting all strange.
303
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,230
Then what happens?
304
00:16:06,260 --> 00:16:09,430
Then he just kind of disappears.
305
00:16:19,610 --> 00:16:21,580
Hey, Mom, what are you doing?
306
00:16:21,610 --> 00:16:24,350
Hey. A couple things.
Trying to find a new job.
307
00:16:24,380 --> 00:16:28,250
And researching
military schools for Gabe.
308
00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:30,250
Wow, that sounds stressful.
309
00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:32,420
Hey, you know, you
should go to the gym,
310
00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:34,420
maybe... maybe with
a workout buddy,
311
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somebody like Debbie Dooley.
She's fun.
312
00:16:36,690 --> 00:16:39,490
Teddy, I know what you're trying to do.
313
00:16:39,530 --> 00:16:42,660
Mm-hmm, you want back
into Debbie Dooley's house,
314
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and I know why.
315
00:16:44,630 --> 00:16:46,270
You do?
Yep.
316
00:16:46,300 --> 00:16:48,270
You want another babysitting gig.
317
00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:51,670
Am I that transparent?
318
00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:57,340
Charlie, what happened to your monkey?
319
00:16:57,380 --> 00:16:59,580
I don't know.
320
00:16:59,610 --> 00:17:02,380
$62 for this?
321
00:17:02,420 --> 00:17:05,620
The head's not even facing the right way.
322
00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:08,460
That's the way she wanted it.
323
00:17:15,230 --> 00:17:16,600
Excuse me, are you Karen?
324
00:17:16,630 --> 00:17:18,200
Yeah. Why?
325
00:17:18,230 --> 00:17:20,300
I'm Gabe, Amy Duncan's son.
326
00:17:25,370 --> 00:17:28,410
Look, the reason my mom quit
was all my fault.
327
00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:30,640
I played a really mean
prank on my parents.
328
00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:33,250
And it got way out of hand.
329
00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:36,220
Now that you know the truth, can
you please give her her job back?
330
00:17:36,250 --> 00:17:38,280
Oh, well,
331
00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:41,260
if it means that much to you,
332
00:17:41,290 --> 00:17:42,290
No!
333
00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:43,620
Ha! I gotcha!
334
00:17:43,660 --> 00:17:45,360
Oh, you should see your face.
335
00:17:45,390 --> 00:17:47,360
I really had you going there, didn't I?
336
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,630
Oh good.
Good for you, Karen.
337
00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:54,700
Okay.
338
00:17:56,740 --> 00:17:59,540
Excuse me,
339
00:17:59,570 --> 00:18:01,710
Do you know whose lottery ticket this is?
340
00:18:01,740 --> 00:18:04,510
Yes. It's mine.
341
00:18:09,490 --> 00:18:11,590
I won! I won!
342
00:18:11,620 --> 00:18:15,460
I won, I won, I won, I won!
343
00:18:15,490 --> 00:18:17,560
Hey, hey, hey!
344
00:18:21,230 --> 00:18:23,400
I've always loved you.
345
00:18:29,700 --> 00:18:31,610
Hi. May I...?
Oh.
346
00:18:33,370 --> 00:18:35,340
How much longer are you
gonna follow me around?
347
00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:38,250
Till I find out the
kind of guy you are.
348
00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:41,250
Now I'm a guy who's about
to restock the cups.
349
00:18:48,590 --> 00:18:50,590
"Bad with cups."
350
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,660
Look, I only messed up
'cause you made me nervous.
351
00:18:52,700 --> 00:18:54,530
Thanks.
352
00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:56,500
Got all I need.
For what?
353
00:18:56,530 --> 00:18:58,500
To tell Skyler you're not the guy.
354
00:18:58,530 --> 00:19:00,370
See ya.
355
00:19:02,230 --> 00:19:04,420
No no.
Stop.
356
00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:07,210
I am the guy.
357
00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:09,310
Skyler is the best thing
that's ever happened to me.
358
00:19:09,340 --> 00:19:11,310
And I'm not going
away, no matter what.
359
00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:12,650
So put that in your little notebook.
360
00:19:14,450 --> 00:19:17,320
Oh, and number 12, your order's ready.
Number 12.
361
00:19:23,690 --> 00:19:27,260
Uh-oh. Is this the part
where you make me disappear?
362
00:19:27,290 --> 00:19:30,260
Relax, kid.
363
00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:33,400
You stuck up for yourself.
That's what I wanted to hear.
364
00:19:33,430 --> 00:19:35,670
So it's okay if I date your daughter?
365
00:19:35,700 --> 00:19:38,270
Oh, she's not my daughter.
366
00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:40,370
She's his daughter.
367
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:47,380
He always hires me
to check out the boyfriends.
368
00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:50,480
With that elfin smile, people
don't take him too seriously.
369
00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:59,290
Deedee was so excited that Teddy was back.
370
00:19:59,330 --> 00:20:01,560
That daughter of yours is quite something.
371
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:04,400
Yeah, I make some good daughters.
372
00:20:04,430 --> 00:20:06,470
Bob makes the boys.
373
00:20:07,530 --> 00:20:10,240
Yesterday it was just so good
374
00:20:10,270 --> 00:20:12,340
to watch Deedee have fun with Teddy.
375
00:20:12,370 --> 00:20:14,340
What do you mean, watch?
Oh, well,
376
00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:16,580
my husband insisted
we put in a nanny-cam.
377
00:20:16,610 --> 00:20:18,650
Oh, a nanny-cam?
I've never seen one of those.
378
00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:21,450
If you have a laptop,
I'll show you right now.
379
00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:23,550
I do, right behind you.
Let's look.
380
00:20:24,590 --> 00:20:26,590
Oh good.
381
00:20:29,290 --> 00:20:30,590
Oh, there they are.
382
00:20:31,590 --> 00:20:34,390
Your daughter has a real gift.
383
00:20:34,430 --> 00:20:36,760
It takes me forever to put Deedee down.
384
00:20:44,710 --> 00:20:47,770
Well, that's a little peculiar.
385
00:20:51,610 --> 00:20:53,610
This doesn't seem right.
386
00:20:58,450 --> 00:21:02,620
Oh my goodness,
she's murdering the monkey.
387
00:21:02,660 --> 00:21:05,560
Oh.
Oh.
388
00:21:05,590 --> 00:21:07,560
Really?
389
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:11,670
One neighbor... I just want to
be friends with one neighbor.
390
00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:18,470
Hey, Charlie.
391
00:21:18,510 --> 00:21:21,510
So I learned a very important
life lesson today,
392
00:21:21,540 --> 00:21:23,380
and that is never wear
393
00:21:23,410 --> 00:21:25,650
a pair of accidentally stolen
earrings to Make-a-Monkey,
394
00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:28,480
because if you do, your
neighbor might say something like,
395
00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:30,290
"Oh my goodness,
396
00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:33,260
"that girl's just not
right in the head."
397
00:21:33,290 --> 00:21:34,460
Hi, Charlie.
398
00:21:34,490 --> 00:21:36,530
Oh, and Mom's back at work.
399
00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:39,460
Actually her boss quit
for some unknown reason,
400
00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:41,460
and so she got a promotion.
401
00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:43,730
Which is why daddy
gets one of these too.
402
00:21:43,770 --> 00:21:45,530
Bob, watch where you're going!
403
00:21:45,570 --> 00:21:47,540
Ahh!
404
00:21:47,570 --> 00:21:49,340
Oh.
405
00:21:49,370 --> 00:21:50,570
Yeah, in a couple of years,
406
00:21:50,610 --> 00:21:52,410
when all of us kids have left the house,
407
00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:55,010
they'll be all yours.
Good luck, Charlie.
408
00:22:01,690 --> 00:22:03,590
Hey, what happened to you?
409
00:22:03,620 --> 00:22:06,530
Isn't it obvious?
My head's on backwards.
410
00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:10,500
Yeah, I didn't want to say anything.
411
00:22:11,770 --> 00:22:15,370
Doctor, the patients are prepped
and ready for surgery.
412
00:22:19,710 --> 00:22:21,710
She look a little young to you?
413
00:22:21,740 --> 00:22:23,740
I'm sure she's highly trained.
414
00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:28,680
You can go first.