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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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Hey, Dad. How was your day?
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Do you really want to know?
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Actually, I was just being polite.
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It was horrible!
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Oh, good. So you're gonna tell me anyway.
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Toby kept me awake all night,
so I was a zombie all day.
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You know, I was so tired I used
termite spray on a nest full of rats.
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Well.. You'll uh..
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You'll kill them tomorrow, huh, Dad?
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I never know what to say.
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Oh, no. You know what?
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I think I'm just gonna lay down right here.
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Oh yeah.
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Toby, come on..
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Work with me here. Please?
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Help a mother out.
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Guess who missed his nap?
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And guess who took an extra long one?
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Check it out.
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I just joined the marching band.
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Gabe! Gabe!
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Gabe!
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- What?
- Take it outside.
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No, Mrs. Dabney just told
me to take it inside.
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Honey? Honey?
Here's some mail for PJ.
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Maybe you could take it to
his apartment tomorrow?
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- How about if I do it now?
- Okay.
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This is so great. Hang on.
I'll get my baton.
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Today's all burnt toast
running late and Dad jokes.
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"Has anybody seen my left shoe?"
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I close my eyes, take a bite.
Grab a ride, laugh out loud.
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There it is up on the roof.
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I've been there, I survived.
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So just take my advice.
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Hang in there, baby
things are crazy.
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But I know your future's bright.
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Hang in there, baby
there's no maybe.
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Everything turns out all right.
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Sure life is up and down.
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But trust me, it comes back around.
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Hey, thanks for coming
to my volleyball game.
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Oh yeah. My pleasure.
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Getting to see all those cute guys running
around in tight shirts and shorts.
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But mostly you. I focused on you.
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Well, it was an awesome game.
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I'm telling you, the team's
really coming together this year.
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Yeah? Yeah, it must be really
fun to be a part of a team.
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You know what's kind of sad?
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This is my last year of high school
and I've never played a sport.
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Oh well.
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You know what?
I'll join the girls' volleyball team.
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You're gonna play volleyball?
Look, it's not that easy.
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Well, how hard could it be? You do it.
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It's very difficult, all right?
I just make it look easy.
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Kind of like being your boyfriend.
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Oh oh oh!
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Oh, yes! All day long!
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I got it.
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- Hey.
- Hey, Dad.
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Welcome to Casa De PJ and Emmett.
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What? Wait, I thought we were calling
it "Emmett and PJ's World O' Fun"?
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So, what brings you to our
place to be named later?
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I brought you some mail.
Hey! You got chairs.
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Oh, yeah.
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Quite the change from Casa
De Drums and Screaming Kids.
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Oh, let's go with "World O' Fun,
they're already using "Casa De".
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You know, it's not always
this quiet here, Mr. Duncan.
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We're right next door to a fire
station, so we get a lot of sirens.
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So, does a siren go off every hour
of the night because it's hungry?
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Does a siren need to be burped and changed?
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You don't know a lot about sirens, do you?
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Well, Dad, um, thanks for stopping by.
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It, uh..
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Dad?
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I think he's asleep.
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And he's sitting on the remote.
How are we gonna change the channel?
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- I got an idea.
- What's that?
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Uh..
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- It worked.
- Okay.
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- Wait, wait, wait, go back.
- Oh um.
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- Ah.
- Perfect.
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Okay.
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Now how are we gonna turn up the volume?
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- Volume's fine.
- Yup.
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Hey, Mom? I need some help
with my science project.
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Where's Dad?
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Uh, hello?
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Why don't you want my help?
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Come on, Gabe. I'm great at science.
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And it sounds like fun.
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Helping me with a science
project sounds fun?
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I'm covered in spit-up. Work with me, here.
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All right. I'll give you a shot.
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Great.
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And just so we're clear, I'm
not gonna let you trick me
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into doing all the work
like you do with Dad.
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For your information, Dad
enjoys being tricked.
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It's part of the dance we do.
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All right, what's the project?
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Building a model rocket to
launch at the science fair.
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Ooh. Fun.
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- When's it due?
- Two days.
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Two days?!
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Why did you wait until the last minute?
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Well, that's when Dad does his best work.
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That's true.
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Listen up, everybody.
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I want you to meet the
newest member of our team.
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- Hi, everybody. I'm Teddy.
- Wrong.
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No, I'm pretty sure.
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Teddy's too soft. It's too nice.
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From now on, your volleyball name is uh..
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T-Rex!
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Keep stretching.
I'm gonna get a fresh whistle.
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Coach likes to give us all
fierce dinosaur nicknames
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that go with the first letter of our name.
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I'm Vonnie, so I'm "Velociraptor,"
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Stephanie's "stegosaurus,"
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Taylor's "pterodactyl".
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But pterodactyl begins with a "P".
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Tell it to the coach.
He loves to be corrected.
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All right, let's get to work.
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I'm sorry, I thought you
were gonna get that.
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Way to go. Nice shot. That was awesome.
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Oh, are you okay?
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That was mine, wasn't it?
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That's it. Practice is over.
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Except for you, T-Rex.
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I want to talk to you in private.
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You stink.
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Coach, I don't think we're in private yet.
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And do you know why you stink?
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No.
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When I ask a question, I don't want
an answer, do you understand me?
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I don't know what to do.
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You're too nice.
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Nice people, they get pushed around.
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And I'm not talking about
volleyball, I'm talking about life.
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- It's just my first day.
- And possibly your last.
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Now, if you want to stay on my team,
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you need to come back tomorrow
and play with some fire.
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- You got it?
- Got it.
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Oh, and one more thing.
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Pterodactyl actually starts with a "P".
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I know that it's kind of
confusing, but it's..
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Get out of here!
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See? Isn't this nice?
Working on a project together.
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Nice? It's great.
It doesn't even feel like homework.
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It's more like..
Home play, or home joy, or..
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Too much?
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Okay.
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Hey, Charlie. What do you want?
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Oh..
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I forgot, I totally promised
Charlie I was gonna play with her.
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Charlie, I'm sorry I can't play with you.
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Look, I know you've been feeling
neglected ever since Toby came along,
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but I'm working on a big
school project with Mom.
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Oh, you know, go play with
her for a few minutes.
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I'll just get this started.
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If you say so.
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Where's my toy?
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- Just like we talked about.
- Thank you.
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All right, now, let's
head down to the basement
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where you're gonna play "sit quietly,"
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while I play "watch TV".
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And then he said that I
stink because I'm too nice.
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- You know this is all your fault.
- How is it my fault?
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You're the one who wanted to join a team.
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Well, you could have mentioned
that the coach was a lunatic.
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You know what? I don't need this.
I'm gonna quit.
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Well, I thought you wanted to play a sport.
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Yeah, well there's plenty
of other sports out there.
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I'll do the one with the, um..
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With the the ball and the
stick and the helmet.
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Okay, so that would be either
Softball, Field Hockey, or Lacrosse.
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- Which one's outdoors?
- All of them are.
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- Which one has the cutest uniforms?
- None of them do.
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Sports is so hard.
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- Gentlemen.
- Hey, Dad.
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- What are you doing here?
- Again?
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Oh, I, uh.. Brought you a
little housewarming gift.
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Vacuum bags.
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That will come in handy
once we get a vacuum.
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Well, Dad, it was nice of you to..
Take off your coat and stay.
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I also brought..
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This awesome Japanese monster movie.
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Your Mom hates it when
I watch these at home.
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Put it in the thing.
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Um.. You know, actually,
Dad, we're kind of busy.
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That's all right. Don't worry about it.
You're not gonna bother me.
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Just another peaceful day in Tokyo, huh?
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Oh, that's gonna change.
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Teddy? Why are you getting
home from work so late?
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Well, I had a very stressful
day at the library.
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One of the patrons was talking,
and I was gonna say something,
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but I didn't want to be mean.
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Then my boss got mad at me, so
I hid in the stacks and cried.
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Teddy, you gotta stop letting
people walk all over you.
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- Yeah.
- What are you standing there for?
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- Get in the kitchen and make dinner.
- Yes, Sir.
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Get the door first.
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- Mr. Hammerstone?
- Look at you.
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Because you quit the team, people walked
all over you the rest of your life.
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I told you so. I told you so.
I told you so.
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Can I use your bathroom?
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- Sure.
- I told you so.
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That's it. I am done being nice.
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Gumdrops and lollipops..
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Aw.
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No!
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Hey, honey. How'd you sleep?
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Lousy. And if that doesn't
sound nice, then too bad.
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Well, someone's in a mood.
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Got a problem with that?
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Um, Teddy? Sweetheart, um, are you okay?
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Because you just seem, I don't
know, completely different?
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What? Do you want some of this?
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Come again?
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Well, you know whether or not you want it..
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I'm not going to give it to you.
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That's what I thought.
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Gabe, honey?
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I'm gonna say something to you
I have never said before.
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Right now, you're my favorite.
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Feels good.
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Don't get used to it.
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- Hey.
- Dad.
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How did you get in here?
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Locksmith let me in.
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He let you into our apartment
without our permission?
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Locksmiths and exterminators are brothers.
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Yeah, we're like cops and firefighters.
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Just a little less heroic.
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Hey, you know what? I got you a present.
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And you're welcome.
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A vacuum cleaner.
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Yay.
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Uh, so.. Dad, um, how much longer are you..
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Oh. Wait. Pizza's ready.
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- You've gotta get rid of him.
- Don't worry. He.. He won't stay long.
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You know what? I was thinking about
getting you guys a sofa bed.
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You know, so that when I'm here
late and you want me to stay over?
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Now.
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Got an idea.
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So, he likes it here
because it's quiet, right?
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- Right.
- Watch this.
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- Hey, Dad?
- Yeah?
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Mind if I take the new vacuum
for a little test run?
252
00:15:29,796 --> 00:15:30,933
Go ahead.
253
00:15:30,934 --> 00:15:32,854
Okay.
254
00:15:37,112 --> 00:15:39,346
Just my luck.. The "shush vac".
255
00:15:39,347 --> 00:15:41,147
Um.
256
00:15:46,087 --> 00:15:49,390
Um, PJ? What are you doing?
257
00:15:49,391 --> 00:15:51,611
What? PJ?
258
00:15:52,260 --> 00:15:53,550
P.. PJ.
259
00:15:53,551 --> 00:15:55,351
PJ!
260
00:15:56,573 --> 00:15:58,793
Yes, Dad?
261
00:16:00,268 --> 00:16:01,683
What are you doing?
262
00:16:01,684 --> 00:16:07,016
Well, I just don't feel like I'm
cleaning unless I hear that sound.
263
00:16:07,017 --> 00:16:09,500
Is.. Is that bothering you?
264
00:16:09,501 --> 00:16:13,041
No. Still quieter than home.
265
00:16:24,143 --> 00:16:25,943
Ah.
266
00:16:27,295 --> 00:16:28,924
Mom.
267
00:16:28,925 --> 00:16:31,409
What did you do to my rocket?
268
00:16:31,410 --> 00:16:34,668
Well, uh, first, I built it.
269
00:16:34,669 --> 00:16:38,089
And then I made it purty.
270
00:16:38,173 --> 00:16:40,727
Feathers? Why'd you have to add feathers?
271
00:16:40,728 --> 00:16:43,344
Oh, that was Charlie's special touch.
272
00:16:43,345 --> 00:16:45,767
We also named it. Say hello..
273
00:16:45,768 --> 00:16:48,828
To "Rainbow Sunshine".
274
00:16:49,621 --> 00:16:51,594
I can't take that to school.
275
00:16:51,595 --> 00:16:56,066
Well, I guess you could always
redecorate it yourself.
276
00:16:56,067 --> 00:16:57,517
You mean..
277
00:16:57,518 --> 00:17:00,758
Work on my own project?
278
00:17:01,162 --> 00:17:03,481
Has it really come to that?
279
00:17:03,482 --> 00:17:05,199
I'm afraid so.
280
00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:08,140
It was a good run.
281
00:17:15,710 --> 00:17:18,365
Duncan. I didn't think you'd come back.
282
00:17:18,366 --> 00:17:19,515
Did you sleep on what I said?
283
00:17:19,516 --> 00:17:25,185
Oh, I slept on it, dreamt it,
chewed it up, and spit it out.
284
00:17:25,186 --> 00:17:27,282
All right, Dinos, listen up.
285
00:17:27,283 --> 00:17:28,955
We're gonna scrimmage the boys' team today.
286
00:17:28,956 --> 00:17:30,057
Yeah!
287
00:17:30,058 --> 00:17:34,018
Whatever scrimmage means, bring it!
288
00:17:37,755 --> 00:17:39,159
Thought you were quitting.
289
00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:40,953
What? You're trying to get in my head?
290
00:17:40,954 --> 00:17:45,634
Or you afraid to lose to a bunch of girls?
291
00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:47,675
You trash talk your boyfriend?
292
00:17:47,676 --> 00:17:51,655
I'm so gonna do that as soon
as I learn how to trash talk..
293
00:17:51,656 --> 00:17:55,616
- And get a boyfriend.
- Oh yeah.
294
00:17:58,482 --> 00:18:01,242
Got lucky, punks.
295
00:18:11,132 --> 00:18:13,892
Oh, sweetums! Oh.
296
00:18:14,069 --> 00:18:16,070
I think you broke my nose.
297
00:18:16,071 --> 00:18:17,650
T-Rex, let me get in there.
298
00:18:17,651 --> 00:18:19,451
Oh!
299
00:18:20,504 --> 00:18:22,964
Oh, my nose!
300
00:18:23,045 --> 00:18:25,606
She broke my nose too.
301
00:18:25,607 --> 00:18:28,215
Oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't..
It was an accident.
302
00:18:28,216 --> 00:18:29,694
They were both accidents.
303
00:18:29,695 --> 00:18:32,758
Sweet mother, I created a monster!
304
00:18:32,759 --> 00:18:35,544
No. Guys, come on. I'm not a monster.
305
00:18:35,545 --> 00:18:38,485
I'm not a monster.
306
00:18:47,570 --> 00:18:52,610
Does anyone know when Field
Hockey try-outs are?
307
00:18:57,212 --> 00:18:58,954
All right.
308
00:18:58,955 --> 00:19:00,612
All right.
309
00:19:00,613 --> 00:19:03,673
All right, I'm done!
310
00:19:04,452 --> 00:19:06,444
Come on.
311
00:19:06,445 --> 00:19:08,313
- Wow.
- What do you think?
312
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:10,894
You ruined it.
313
00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:13,691
Rainbow Sunshine is now..
314
00:19:13,692 --> 00:19:18,192
"Black Night Doom Missile Terror Fireball".
315
00:19:18,965 --> 00:19:19,963
All right, let's do a test launch.
316
00:19:19,964 --> 00:19:23,640
Okay, whoa. Before you do,
I've prepared a few words.
317
00:19:23,641 --> 00:19:25,741
Oh boy.
318
00:19:27,539 --> 00:19:32,221
"From the beginning of time, man
looked to the heavens and said..
319
00:19:32,222 --> 00:19:37,465
'Stupid birds!
How come they get to fly and we don't?'"
320
00:19:37,466 --> 00:19:38,810
- I'm pushing the button.
- No, no, no!
321
00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:40,615
I haven't gotten to my favorite part.
Wait, wait, wait.
322
00:19:40,616 --> 00:19:43,032
Three, two, one..
323
00:19:43,033 --> 00:19:45,313
Blast off.
324
00:19:48,229 --> 00:19:51,709
Yeah, that's some fireball.
325
00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:55,542
- Hey.
- Hey.
326
00:19:55,543 --> 00:19:56,699
What are you doing out here?
327
00:19:56,700 --> 00:19:58,440
Uh, we need to talk.
328
00:19:58,441 --> 00:20:00,107
Okay, but can we do it over at your place?
329
00:20:00,108 --> 00:20:01,208
Because I'm way more
comfortable over there.
330
00:20:01,209 --> 00:20:03,429
Actually..
331
00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:07,314
Actually, let's do it here. Okay?
332
00:20:07,315 --> 00:20:09,235
Okay.
333
00:20:13,228 --> 00:20:15,357
Wow, this is really hard. I..
334
00:20:15,358 --> 00:20:17,351
Don't really know how to do this.
335
00:20:17,352 --> 00:20:22,377
Well, PJ, if it's hard to
say, just say it fast.
336
00:20:22,378 --> 00:20:25,296
It's like.. Like tearing off a bandage.
337
00:20:25,297 --> 00:20:27,234
All right.
338
00:20:27,235 --> 00:20:29,515
Here goes.
339
00:20:29,999 --> 00:20:33,959
Idon'twantyoutohangoutatmyplacesomuch.
340
00:20:34,579 --> 00:20:39,379
You might want to tear
that a little slower.
341
00:20:39,653 --> 00:20:41,453
I..
342
00:20:42,425 --> 00:20:46,925
- Don't..
- Little little.. Little faster.
343
00:20:47,061 --> 00:20:51,391
I don't want you to hang
out at my place so much.
344
00:20:51,392 --> 00:20:56,985
Look, I'm sorry, Dad, but I moved out
of the house so I could be on my own.
345
00:20:56,986 --> 00:21:01,235
Kind of hard to do that
when you're always there.
346
00:21:01,236 --> 00:21:02,979
I see.
347
00:21:02,980 --> 00:21:04,830
You mad at me?
348
00:21:04,831 --> 00:21:06,140
No.
349
00:21:06,141 --> 00:21:07,892
- Okay.
- No.
350
00:21:07,893 --> 00:21:11,112
No, come on, you're absolutely right.
It's your place.
351
00:21:11,113 --> 00:21:14,354
You don't want your old man
hanging out there all the time.
352
00:21:14,355 --> 00:21:16,392
No, I do not.
353
00:21:16,393 --> 00:21:19,114
I mean.. I mean..
354
00:21:19,115 --> 00:21:22,355
Thanks for understanding.
355
00:21:22,789 --> 00:21:26,569
Oh, I'm gonna miss your place.
356
00:21:29,297 --> 00:21:30,844
Because let me tell you something.
357
00:21:30,845 --> 00:21:33,113
Around here?
358
00:21:33,114 --> 00:21:36,632
It always feels like there's
something crazy going on.
359
00:21:36,633 --> 00:21:37,829
Oh.
360
00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:39,633
Mom, I think I found the problem.
361
00:21:39,634 --> 00:21:41,076
Loose wires.
362
00:21:41,077 --> 00:21:44,737
Well dude. Stick 'em together.
363
00:21:50,252 --> 00:21:53,792
- Was that a rocket?
- Yup.
364
00:21:54,389 --> 00:21:56,190
Come over any time, Dad.
365
00:21:56,191 --> 00:21:59,851
- How about now?
- Let's go.
366
00:22:02,665 --> 00:22:05,543
Hey, Charlie. So, big news.
367
00:22:05,544 --> 00:22:10,464
Looks like I'm staying
on the volleyball team.
368
00:22:10,803 --> 00:22:15,636
You know, after they make a
few minor repairs to the gym.
369
00:22:15,637 --> 00:22:18,997
Speaking of minor repairs.
370
00:22:21,249 --> 00:22:26,453
So this is what happens if you let
Mom help you with a school project.
371
00:22:26,454 --> 00:22:29,732
Okay, it was not my fault.
372
00:22:29,733 --> 00:22:32,489
Really? Because Gabe said
you uttered the words..
373
00:22:32,490 --> 00:22:35,910
"Dude, stick 'em together".
374
00:22:36,397 --> 00:22:40,400
I don't recall exactly what I uttered.
375
00:22:40,401 --> 00:22:42,575
Okay. Well, consider yourself warned.
376
00:22:42,576 --> 00:22:46,081
If you ever allow Mom to help
you with a science project..
377
00:22:46,082 --> 00:22:48,962
Good luck, Charlie.
378
00:22:56,163 --> 00:22:58,563
Fly, rocket.
379
00:22:58,731 --> 00:23:00,951
Fly high.
380
00:23:02,418 --> 00:23:04,180
Hey, hon.
381
00:23:04,181 --> 00:23:06,041
Bob?
382
00:23:06,227 --> 00:23:07,767
What are you doing here?
383
00:23:07,768 --> 00:23:10,015
Oh, PJ and Emmett kicked me out.
384
00:23:10,016 --> 00:23:13,535
So I'm just looking for a
little peace and quiet.
385
00:23:13,536 --> 00:23:15,975
Well, you're crowding me. Get lost.
386
00:23:15,976 --> 00:23:17,407
I'm crowding you?
387
00:23:17,408 --> 00:23:19,729
In outer space?
388
00:23:19,730 --> 00:23:21,621
Oh, would you just leave?
389
00:23:21,622 --> 00:23:25,040
Honey, I'm floating.
It's not like I can steer the chair.
390
00:23:25,041 --> 00:23:27,657
Oh, well let me help you out.
391
00:23:27,658 --> 00:23:30,718
Hey.. Whoa whoa whoa!
392
00:23:31,977 --> 00:23:33,870
Fly chair.
393
00:23:33,871 --> 00:23:36,091
Fly high!
394
00:23:36,135 --> 00:23:37,906
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