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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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Morning, Mom.
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Eh.
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Tough night?
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I had to get up three times with the baby
and your Father was absolutely no help.
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Sure I was.
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Flicking me in the forehead and
saying "baby's crying" is not helpful.
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Honey, if I flicked you in the forehead and
didn't say anything, that'd just be mean.
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Hey, after breakfast can somebody
watch Toby while I grab a quick shower?
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Oh, I can't.
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I have a maggot-infested rats'
nest that needs my attention.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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Sorry, Mom. I'd love to, but
I'm going to the mall with Ivy.
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We're gonna shop and look for jobs.
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Mostly shop.
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See you.
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And I'm taking Charlie to the park.
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Oh, maybe you can take Toby with you.
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No thank you, Mama.
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Hmm.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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Gabe?
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No thank you, Mama.
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Today's all burnt toast
running late and Dad jokes.
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"Has anybody seen my left shoe?"
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I close my eyes, take a bite
grab a ride, laugh out loud.
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There it is up on the roof.
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I've been there, I survived.
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So just take my advice.
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Hang in there, baby
things are crazy.
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But I know your future's bright.
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Hang in there, baby.
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There's no maybe everything
turns out all right.
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Sure life is up and down.
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But trust me, it comes back around.
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You're gonna love who
you turn out to be.
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Hang in there, baby.
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Okay, Charlie. Here we go. Have fun.
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Not too fast.
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Not too fast. She's already
the fastest kid in the park.
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If you want to see fast, you should
see my nephew Mason ride his trike.
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He's so fast, he doesn't
have time to make friends.
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Yeah, well, Charlie's so fast,
that.. That she makes friends,
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but then she goes so far, by the time she
comes back they've changed and moved on.
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And.. I am really not good at this.
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The point is, Mason's faster.
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No. Charlie's faster.
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You know what this reminds me of?
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The conversation that we
had before the baby race.
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Oh. The baby race.
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Come on, Charlie, you can do it.
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Coming down the home stretch,
it's still Mason in the lead!
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Come on, Charlie. It's now or never!
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And the winner is Charlie!
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Okay.
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Charlie may be faster on
her feet, but on wheels?
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Mason's the man.
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Guess there's only one way to find out.
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Are you saying what
I think you're saying?
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Baby race two.
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The empire trikes back!
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Hey, Dad.
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Hi, Mr. Wentz.
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We're going to the mall
to shop and look for jobs..
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But mostly shop.
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- Wallet's over there.
- How much can I take?
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Doesn't matter.
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Nothing matters.
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Ivy, why is your Dad so depressed?
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I don't know.
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I think it might be
something about his job.
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- What does he do?
- I don't know.
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Ivy, you're not going to the mall
without cleaning your room, are you?
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Oh, Harry, honey. I don't
know why you're so down.
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Show Teddy the award you got last night.
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That's The Silver Plungie.
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It's in recognition of Harry's 25
years in the plumbing supply business.
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Oh, congratulations, Mr.
Wentz. That is quite an honor.
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Well, I think so. It even
has an inscription. See?
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It says, "to Harry Wentz,
for 25 years of duty".
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Well, that's unfortunate.
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Oh, I'm gonna go find a place for it.
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Is this all I have to show..
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For 25 years of my life?
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A plunger that they
spray-painted silver.
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It's glittery, too.
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I used to have dreams.
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Big dreams.
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I wanted to be..
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A weatherman.
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I wanted to open a restaurant.
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But..
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I'm too old for any of that now.
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Mr. Wentz, you are never too
old to pursue your dreams.
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Oh, Teddy, I don't know.
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Have you seen that commercial
for the new fitness centers?
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The one with the talking gophers?
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Right. The skinny gopher
says to the fat gopher..
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"If you want to lose that weight, you
gotta get off your butt and 'gopher' it".
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Sure, it's a terrific commercial.
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But what's your point?
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That's what you gotta do, Mr. Wentz.
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You gotta follow your
dreams and "gopher" it!
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"Gopher" it.
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"Gopher" it.
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Why are you dressed like that?
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Why are you dressed like that?
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Because I haven't had a
chance to do the laundry.
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Believe it or not, this is
your shirt, your Dad's sweats,
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and you don't even want to
know whose underwear I have on.
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- They're PJ's.
- You don't know that.
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I can see Batman's
head on the waistband.
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What is that smell?
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That's my new body spray.
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Check it out.
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"Duude".
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With two "U"s.
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Body spray for cool dudes ages 12 to 13.
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What's all this about?
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Nothing.
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Oh, and by the way, for
the next couple of days,
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I'm gonna be working on a project
with a kid from summer school.
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Oh, I see. Is this kid
a boy kid or a girl kid?
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I don't remember.
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When I'm at school
I'm all about the work.
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Aw.
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My little baby has a crush.
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Honey, can I give you some advice?
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I'm 13 now. I don't need
any help from my Mommy.
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That's a direct quote from
the "Duude" commercial.
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Get out!
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Okay.
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I got all dressed up for nothing?
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Hi, Gabe.
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Hi, Jade.
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I like hanging out at your house.
It's always so nice and peaceful.
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You did what?! Without even asking me?
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Harry, you come back here!
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Girls, I have some exciting news.
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Your Father quit his job, took our
life savings, and bought a restaurant.
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I combined both my passions and created
the world's first weather-themed eatery.
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Hurricane Harry's Weather Cafe.
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And I owe it all to Teddy.
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What did I do?
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You did this.
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And we're all gonna work there.
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Me? What did I do?
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Well, you wanted jobs? Now you got them.
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- That's okay, Mr. Wentz..
- Oh, no, no, no, no, Teddy.
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You are going to be a part of this, too.
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Because of you, this family is
taking a ride on the crazy train.
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All aboard.
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Woo-woo.
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Hmm.
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Ah.
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Okay.
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Charlie, I've made some adjustments.
Your trike is now much more aerodynamic.
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Where's my bell?
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Oh, you don't need a bell,
you'll be in front the whole time.
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Right?
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Yes.
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Well, well, well. You here to back out?
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No, I'm here to show you a preview of what
you're gonna see tomorrow after the race.
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My victory dance.
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Uh! You like that?
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- Oh yeah?
- Yeah.
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Well, I got a victory dance, too.
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- Where's it at?
- Goes a little something like this.
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That's okay, you like this?
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Oh, yes.
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All right, everybody,
we open in five minutes.
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Where's Mother nature?
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Here I am.
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Oh, Mary Lou, you look stunning.
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Oh, you know what?
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I thought this would be
silly, but I must say..
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I do make it work.
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All right, where are
my special waitresses?
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Sunny and Cloudy?
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Here we are.
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So..
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Kind of a bummer having to
go to summer school, right?
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I like summer school.
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Me too.
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When I said bummer, I meant bummer!
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You can't change the meaning of a
word by just saying it differently.
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Bummer.
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Um..
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I'll be right back.
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Hey.
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How's it going out there, tiger?
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Terrible. I keep saying the wrong thing.
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Well.
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I know how you can win her over
without saying a single word.
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The baby? How is he gonna help me?
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Once she sees how great
you are with Toby..
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She is guaranteed to melt.
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Now..
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Hold him close.
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Cradle the head.
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I hope you're better with
girls than my older brother.
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Jade, I don't think
you've met my baby brother.
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This is Toby.
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Oh my gosh, he's so cute.
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And you're so good with him.
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The trick is to cradle the head.
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Here, have some more rain.
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That's what we call water.
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Isn't that fun?
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Martin, party of four,
your table is ready.
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This is Hurricane Harry
with a special bulletin.
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The forecast for the next
few minutes is entertaining.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
the musical stylings of..
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Wentz's Weather Girls.
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Hit it.
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Hurricane Harry's is the
spot doo-dah, doo-dah.
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We serve our dishes cold
and hot all the doo-dah day.
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And night!
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Wentz's Weather Girls.
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And they'll be back to do it
again every hour on the hour.
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I liked it better when I
didn't know what my Dad did.
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Think we're dry enough to go in yet?
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Nope.
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Still squishing.
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Hey.
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What hit us during that
last storm? Was that sleet?
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No. Kid threw a bowl
of nachos into the fan.
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We gotta quit this job.
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We can't. Your Mom would kill
me and your Dad would be crushed.
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Well, if he adds an earthquake
tomorrow, we might actually be crushed.
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Wait, we can't quit.
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But we could get fired.
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Yeah.
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Ooh, I don't know what you're
thinking, but I like it.
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Hey, do you mind if we
take a break for a second?
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Why?
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There's just this thing
I do for my baby brother.
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I share life lessons
and give him advice.
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I call it a video diary.
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That is the sweetest thing ever.
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I get that a lot.
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Hey, char..
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Toby.
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It's your big brother Gabe here with
another one of my signature video diaries.
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Anyway, last night after I tucked
you in and kissed you on your head,
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I sang you to sleep with a song.
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Oh, can you sing it now?
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Please?
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Um.
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Hush, little Toby go to sleep.
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You're already asleep
so stay asleep.
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La-la-la la-la-la la-la-la.
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Sleep.
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Sleepy sleep, sleepy
sleep sleep, sleep, sleep.
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Aw.
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Well, that's all for
now, so, I'll just say..
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Good..
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Fortune, Toby.
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That's sort of my trademark.
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Now, remember, Charlie.
Winning isn't everything.
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- It's the only thing.
- Yes. Yes.
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Okay, you know that shame you
felt for the last two years?
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It ends today.
266
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Or it could get worse
depending on how this goes.
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Okay.
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The race is to that lamppost and back.
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First trike to cross
the finish line wins.
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Wins what?
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- Hey, Dad.
- What is going on?
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Nothing.
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We're just hanging out at the park.
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Then why have the kids
got numbers on them?
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Because we're teaching
them their ones and twos.
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How many times have we been over this?
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You cannot race children like horses.
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Can we race them like dogs?
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You can't race them at all.
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All right, kids, come on. Hey,
who wants to go to the playground?
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Huh? Okay, come on.
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Man!
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I was all fired up for a race today.
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Yeah, me too.
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You know, we could still have a race.
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00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:44,743
Where's Toby?
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Dad took him to the park.
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What?
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00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:50,349
No, no, Jade's about to leave
and I need to make a move.
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So make your move.
291
00:15:51,711 --> 00:15:54,753
I don't have a move.
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I need Toby.. She likes it
when I do nice things for him.
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Gabe, I'm leaving.
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Wait!
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Hey.
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So..
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Um..
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00:16:10,530 --> 00:16:11,986
Uh..
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00:16:11,987 --> 00:16:15,252
I was just wondering if..
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You wanted to go to a
movie with me sometime?
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00:16:17,318 --> 00:16:18,741
Oh..
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00:16:18,742 --> 00:16:20,025
Um..
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00:16:20,026 --> 00:16:22,606
No, thank you.
304
00:16:23,229 --> 00:16:24,747
But I thought you were kinda into me?
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00:16:24,748 --> 00:16:26,901
Yeah, as a friend but..
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00:16:26,902 --> 00:16:28,829
I could never date you.
307
00:16:28,830 --> 00:16:31,590
I like bad boys.
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00:16:32,218 --> 00:16:34,762
Wha.. But I am a bad boy.
309
00:16:34,763 --> 00:16:36,859
I was just kidding about
all that baby stuff.
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Gabe, be proud of who you are.
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A sweet, sensitive, good boy.
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00:16:43,020 --> 00:16:47,820
No. I'm not. I'm a
total jerk, ask anyone.
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Sweetie-pie.
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00:16:49,966 --> 00:16:52,952
This blanket you knit for the baby is..
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Absolutely precious.
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00:16:55,839 --> 00:16:58,119
Bye, Gabe.
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Whoa!
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Woo! Yes! Yes!
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Watch this!
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Well, that brings us to the top of
the hour which means that it's time
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00:18:36,919 --> 00:18:41,899
to give it up again for
Wentz's Weather Girls.
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00:18:45,173 --> 00:18:46,667
You ready to get fired?
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Hit it.
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00:19:10,714 --> 00:19:12,681
I guess that was a bad idea.
325
00:19:12,682 --> 00:19:15,752
We've ruined everything.
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00:19:15,753 --> 00:19:19,882
If you have to make some
tough choices, we understand.
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And I'm talking about firing us.
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00:19:25,662 --> 00:19:27,536
That was..
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Awesome!
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My weather girls.
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We are going to be together forever.
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00:19:50,530 --> 00:19:53,770
Well, what do you know.
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00:19:53,824 --> 00:19:55,608
My boys.
334
00:19:55,609 --> 00:19:56,759
Yeah.
335
00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:59,307
He woke up from his nap
so we're just hanging out.
336
00:19:59,308 --> 00:20:01,108
Oh.
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00:20:01,731 --> 00:20:04,470
You know who Toby reminds me of?
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You.
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00:20:05,502 --> 00:20:08,537
Because he doesn't have a girlfriend?
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00:20:08,538 --> 00:20:10,338
No.
341
00:20:10,344 --> 00:20:14,622
Because you both have
that sparkle in your eyes.
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00:20:14,623 --> 00:20:16,612
And that's another thing girls like..
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00:20:16,613 --> 00:20:18,743
A sparkle.
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00:20:18,744 --> 00:20:21,144
Thanks, Mom.
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00:20:21,189 --> 00:20:26,043
Well, since you're watching Toby, you
don't, um, mind if I take a nap, do you?
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00:20:26,044 --> 00:20:29,824
Well, I.. I guess, but if he..
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00:20:30,348 --> 00:20:32,208
Mom?
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00:20:41,403 --> 00:20:43,329
Hey, Toby. Gabe here.
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00:20:43,330 --> 00:20:48,202
So, I want to tell you everything
that I've learned about girls.
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That's it.
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00:20:50,933 --> 00:20:54,638
Anyway, if you ever need
any advice in the future..
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00:20:54,639 --> 00:20:57,175
Wait. What.. What are you doing?
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00:20:57,176 --> 00:20:59,856
Making a video diary for Toby.
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00:20:59,857 --> 00:21:01,924
Wha.. That's kind of my thing.
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00:21:01,925 --> 00:21:03,273
Not any more.
356
00:21:03,274 --> 00:21:05,134
So..
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00:21:05,996 --> 00:21:10,596
The next time I have a crush on a
girl, wish me good fortune, Toby.
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00:21:10,597 --> 00:21:14,557
Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
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00:21:14,738 --> 00:21:15,620
Jealous?
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00:21:15,621 --> 00:21:19,125
What? No. Confused. What does
"good fortune, Toby" even mean?
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00:21:19,126 --> 00:21:24,264
It means that Toby has the good fortune
not to hear "good luck, Charlie".
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00:21:24,265 --> 00:21:25,717
Okay, give me my camera.
363
00:21:25,718 --> 00:21:26,961
Good fortune, Toby.
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00:21:26,962 --> 00:21:29,842
Good luck, Charlie.
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00:21:39,328 --> 00:21:42,078
Woo. What a ride.
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00:21:42,079 --> 00:21:44,380
You know, after a workout like that,
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00:21:44,381 --> 00:21:47,304
I don't want some kind
of kiddie bubble bath.
368
00:21:47,305 --> 00:21:50,209
I'm 12 to 13 now.
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00:21:50,210 --> 00:21:53,495
I want a body spray that
works as hard as I do.
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00:21:53,496 --> 00:21:56,357
That's why I use "Duude".
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00:21:56,358 --> 00:22:00,803
Duude, when you don't need
help from your Mommy any more.
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00:22:00,804 --> 00:22:05,424
Duude, from the makers
of "Guy" and "Bro".
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