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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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Okay, everybody. Listen up.
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Now that we have the new baby,
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the Duncan's are not going to be
able to do our summer vacation..
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- Yay!
- Yes!
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Like we usually do.
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There's always more.
Why is there always more?
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So, the plan is to head up to
the mountains for a few days.
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Dad got a great deal.
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- Oh, no. This is bad.
- This should be good.
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Okay, I know I got a reputation for
finding less than stellar accommodations.
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But this time, it's gonna be great.
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We're gonna be staying in a
beautiful, rustic cabin on, uh..
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Dead Man's Lake.
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What was that?
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Hmm? Um..
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Dead Man's Lake.
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Are.. Are you trying
to say Dead Man's Lake?
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I'm trying not to, actually.
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Oh, come on, you guys. Once you get
past the name, the place is amazing.
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Dead Man's Lake?
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What, are we gonna catch some dead
fish, or hike through some dead trees?
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Yeah.
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Climb on some dead rocks.
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Or live rocks, whatever.
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Now that I think about it,
that sounds really nice.
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And I for one, am looking forward to
spending some quality time with my family.
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We made a lot of kids, Bob.
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That one turned out good.
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Ivy, hi. Okay, so listen up.
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Big party at my house this weekend.
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My family's going away and I'm
going to pretend to be sick.
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So get the word out that..
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The Duncan family is
going on a summer vacation.
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It was Ivy. I was telling
her about the big trip.
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Honey, thank you for
what you said in there.
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That was very sweet.
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Yeah, well, it needed to be said.
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Are you coming down with something?
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Oh, no. It's just a little tickle.
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I'm sure I will be fine for the weekend.
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Oh. There it is again.
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Today's all burnt toast
running late and Dad jokes.
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"Has anybody seen my left shoe?"
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I close my eyes, take a bite.
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Grab a ride, laugh out loud.
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There it is up on the roof.
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I've been there, I survived.
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So just take my advice.
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Hang in there, baby
things are crazy.
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But I know your future's bright.
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Hang in there, baby
there's no maybe.
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Everything turns out all right.
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Sure life is up and down.
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But trust me, it comes back around.
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You're gonna love who
you turn out to be.
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Hang in there, baby.
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Okay.
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So, I think we have all the essentials.
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Water bottles, sun
screen, bug repellant.
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Laptop, hand held, game controller.
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Guys. We're only going for three days.
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Three days?
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We're gonna need more games.
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Honey, where's Teddy?
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Here I am.
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Teddy, are you sick?
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Yes, and I was so looking forward to..
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Family vacation fun time.
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Oh.
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Bob, what are we going
to do? Cancel the trip?
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Oh, no, no. You guys go.
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Ivy can come and stay with me,
and Mrs. Dabney's right next door.
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I don't.. I don't know.
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Plus, I would hate to get the baby sick.
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That's a good point.
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Isn't it?
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Hey, we can keep an eye on her
with the home monitoring system.
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With.. With the..
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With the what now?
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Last week I did a pest control
job for a home Security company.
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They gave me a system for free. Look.
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Got a camera right over there.
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So it's on all the time?
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24-7.
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So, while we're in the
mountains, we can watch the
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feed through Mom's computer.
And keep an eye on you.
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Yay.
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Hey. Guys, come on, let's go!
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Bye-bye, Toby.
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Charlie, honey, the
baby's coming with us.
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Oh, nuts.
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Um, where did you learn to say that?
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Oh, honey, baby needs a change.
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Oh, nuts.
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So that's it over there, huh?
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Yup.
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Our new Security system, also
known as the party killer 9,000.
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Why 9,000?
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It's funnier with a number.
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Is it?
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So, will your parents
be able to hear us?
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No, there's no sound. They'll
just be able to see us.
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Then I guess we gotta cancel the party.
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Wrong. I have a plan.
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And he's right on time.
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Victor. Come on in.
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Ivy, you know Victor.
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President of South
High's audio visual club.
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Thank you for using my full title.
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I don't always get
the respect I deserve.
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This is your plan?
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Victor the loser?
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It's pronounced Deleseur.
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Victor, I wanted to invite
you to a party tonight.
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So, you, uh, finally got rid
of that dumb jock, Spencer?
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No. He's just out of town.
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Oh, please don't tell him I said that.
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Look, Victor. We need
some audio visual help.
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Do you know anything about cameras?
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Do I know anything about cameras?
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Oh mahn dore tool-ee-ell lay?
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Oh, well, that's Elvish for
"from what land do you come"?
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Elvish?
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I slip into it when I'm excited.
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What I'm trying to say is I
know everything about cameras.
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Next time, just say it like that.
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I'll be right back.
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Wh.. Where are you going?
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Well, to tell my Mother this wasn't a
trap, and she may proceed back to home.
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Wow.
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I gotta hand it to you, Dad.
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This place is pretty nice.
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Oh. Hold that thought.
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Spooky portrait.
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Who cares about a stupid picture?
I think we can call this a win.
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Yep. The eyes follow you.
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Well, I think it's very nice.
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What do you think, Charlie?
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Why is Toby here?
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Okay, you really gotta let that go.
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Come on, let's go check out your room.
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Come on.
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Well, as long as the picture's the
only spooky thing about the place,
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I think we're good.
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Afternoon..
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Who are you?
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Name's Willard. I'm the caretaker.
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Been working here 30-odd years.
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And they have been odd.
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Okay. Well, we're the Duncans.
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Um..
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We're renting the place.
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Oh, surprised to hear they're
still renting it out after the..
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Incident.
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Incident? What incident?
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I've said too much.
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Could you at least tell me
what kind of incident it was?
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Happy incident, fun incident?
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Well, I'd better be going.
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Wait, wait. Before you go, uh, do
you know anything about this guy?
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Sure I do.
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That's Commodore Elijah T. Deadman.
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That's why it's called Dead Man's Lake.
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- Oh.
- Actually, no relation.
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Well, enjoy your stay..
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If you can.
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If you can? What do you mean if you can?
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You seem a little tense.
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Here.
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This might help.
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A coupon for dead man's massage?
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Unfortunate name.
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Great value.
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Gabe?
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- Yeah?
- Stop messing with me.
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Stop? I haven't even started.
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You made all the drawers pop open.
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Why would I do that?
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Did the drawers hurt you in any way?
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No.
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Were you humiliated?
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No.
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Do you know anything about my work?
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Okay. Good fake sneeze.
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Now check your temperature.
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You've got a fever.
Show me some concern!
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Oh!
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Aah!
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Ooh!
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Woo!
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You're hot. You're not
going to burst into flames.
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Just trying to make it more interesting.
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No. We don't want it to be interesting.
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We're creating boring
footage of you being sick.
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Then I'll insert it into the video feed,
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and that's what your parents
will see while we're partying.
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That's pretty good, Victor.
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Excuse me?
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That's pretty good, Mr. President.
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Okay, Ivy. You're on.
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Okay.
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Now taste it.
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Mm!
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Mm-mm!
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You love the soup, you're
not in love with the soup.
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Don't we have enough video?
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And cut.
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Okay. Question about the party.
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What exactly happens at a party?
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Well, haven't you ever been to one?
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Nope.
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Although, the meetings of the AV
Club can be quite rambunctious.
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One time, Gary's Mother made popcorn!
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You know T.. At some point,
we have to ask ourselves..
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Is it worth it?
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Charlie, you caught a fish!
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This is Daddy's.
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That one's mine.
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She's confused.
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No, I'm not.
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Okay.
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Why don't you run along now, okay?
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So, what you been up to, hon?
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Well, Toby's in the middle of a long
nap, and I have been enjoying this novel.
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Breathless Eternity?
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What's that about?
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Some hunky guy who lost his shirt.
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So, how's Teddy been doing?
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Let's find out.
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Oh, poor girl.
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She looks miserable.
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Yeah, uh-huh!
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Woo! Yeah!
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Yeah! I feel like Victor da winner!
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What are you doing?
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Putting two and two together.
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How long you been working on it?
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The spooky portrait, the drawers that
open by themselves, the freaky caretaker..
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Don't laugh at me, but I
think this house is haunted.
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Dude! I said don't laugh at me.
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That wasn't me.
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When I laugh at you,
it sounds like this.
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Right?
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So who was that?
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I.. I don't know.
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Maybe it's just the wind.
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All right? Hey, you know what
will make you feel better?
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If we build a nice, cheerful fire.
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Fire's good. Fire will
ward off evil spirits.
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- Right.
- Plus we can make S'mores.
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Hey, hand me that old newspaper.
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Look at this.
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"Murders at local house".
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It's.. It's.. It's this house.
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There were murders here.
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Give me that.
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"The Sheriff made a
gruesome discovery today"
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"when the bodies of a vacationing couple"
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"were found at a cabin
on Dead Man's Lake".
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I knew there was something
wrong with this house.
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It's a murder house.
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Thank you, Dad.
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Just calm down.
267
00:13:38,828 --> 00:13:41,414
Just because there was
a murder here before,
268
00:13:41,415 --> 00:13:44,261
doesn't mean there's gonna be more.
269
00:13:44,262 --> 00:13:46,183
Tell him that.
270
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Ah!
271
00:13:51,828 --> 00:13:53,628
Ah!
272
00:13:55,652 --> 00:13:56,901
PJ, Gabe.
273
00:13:56,902 --> 00:13:59,842
It knows our names!
274
00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:03,055
It's Dad! The murderer's Dad!
275
00:14:03,056 --> 00:14:06,895
Hey, what the heck
is wrong with you two?
276
00:14:06,896 --> 00:14:08,864
I'm just chopping some firewood.
277
00:14:08,865 --> 00:14:11,175
Dad, there were murders in this house.
278
00:14:11,176 --> 00:14:13,080
- Look at the newspaper.
- Where's the paper?
279
00:14:13,081 --> 00:14:14,316
The newspaper's gone!
280
00:14:14,317 --> 00:14:17,289
The newspaper's.. Oh, there it is.
281
00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:19,814
Would you please calm down?
282
00:14:19,815 --> 00:14:22,617
There is nothing to be afraid of.
283
00:14:22,618 --> 00:14:24,315
- Evening..
- Ah!
284
00:14:24,316 --> 00:14:28,456
Jeez! You've got to stop doing that.
285
00:14:28,457 --> 00:14:32,060
Just came to check and
see if you were still here.
286
00:14:32,061 --> 00:14:33,490
Why wouldn't we be?
287
00:14:33,491 --> 00:14:35,489
No reason.
288
00:14:35,490 --> 00:14:36,798
Goodnight, now.
289
00:14:36,799 --> 00:14:39,520
Wait. Do you know anything about this?
290
00:14:39,521 --> 00:14:41,036
The murders?
291
00:14:41,037 --> 00:14:43,678
Yeah. They were never solved.
292
00:14:43,679 --> 00:14:48,047
Most people up here
think the killer was..
293
00:14:48,048 --> 00:14:49,758
I've said too much.
294
00:14:49,759 --> 00:14:54,783
You never say enough.
Please, finish your sentences.
295
00:14:54,784 --> 00:14:58,120
Some folks think the killer
is the angry spirit of..
296
00:14:58,121 --> 00:15:01,601
Commodore Elijah T. Deadman.
297
00:15:06,042 --> 00:15:08,644
Of course other folks
have a different theory.
298
00:15:08,645 --> 00:15:09,945
Okay. What's that?
299
00:15:09,946 --> 00:15:12,526
That it's me.
300
00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:26,921
Well, Shaggy and Scooby are convinced
the house is haunted by a killer ghost.
301
00:15:27,810 --> 00:15:31,470
Bob, come here. Look at this.
302
00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:34,673
Ivy's giving Teddy soup.
303
00:15:34,674 --> 00:15:35,880
So?
304
00:15:35,881 --> 00:15:39,065
So, she's given her soup
three times in the last hour.
305
00:15:39,066 --> 00:15:40,900
It's like it's on a continuous loop.
306
00:15:40,901 --> 00:15:42,496
You think Teddy's up to something?
307
00:15:42,497 --> 00:15:44,313
She's my daughter.
308
00:15:44,314 --> 00:15:46,726
I know she's up to something.
309
00:15:46,727 --> 00:15:52,627
Of course, she's your daughter, too,
so she shouldn't be able to pull it off.
310
00:15:55,156 --> 00:15:57,462
Hey. Teddy's not picking up.
311
00:15:57,463 --> 00:16:01,663
You know what? I have a better idea.
312
00:16:01,695 --> 00:16:04,486
Hi, Mrs. Dabney, it's Amy Duncan.
313
00:16:04,487 --> 00:16:07,427
No, don't hang up.
314
00:16:18,182 --> 00:16:20,942
Shh! Guys.. Guys.
315
00:16:33,461 --> 00:16:35,462
Hi, Mrs. Dabney. What's up?
316
00:16:35,463 --> 00:16:37,789
Your Mother called and
asked me to check on you.
317
00:16:37,790 --> 00:16:39,262
Said you were sick.
318
00:16:39,263 --> 00:16:41,063
Oh.
319
00:16:41,088 --> 00:16:43,665
Yeah, I've got a really bad cold.
320
00:16:43,666 --> 00:16:47,124
So you put on a party dress?
321
00:16:47,125 --> 00:16:50,071
It always cheers me up.
322
00:16:50,072 --> 00:16:52,294
You know what cheers me up?
323
00:16:52,295 --> 00:16:56,555
Busting kids who lie to their parents.
324
00:16:56,650 --> 00:16:58,362
Really? That cheers you up?
325
00:16:58,363 --> 00:17:01,588
We all have our things.
326
00:17:01,589 --> 00:17:03,656
Okay, Mrs. Dabney.
327
00:17:03,657 --> 00:17:05,243
You got me. What are you gonna do?
328
00:17:05,244 --> 00:17:10,396
Lucky for you, there's one thing
I like more than busting kids.
329
00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:13,950
- What's that?
- Getting my party on.
330
00:17:13,951 --> 00:17:15,347
Okay, so..
331
00:17:15,348 --> 00:17:19,029
If I invite you to the
party, this stays between us?
332
00:17:19,030 --> 00:17:20,340
You got a deal.
333
00:17:20,341 --> 00:17:21,627
Ah, come on in.
334
00:17:21,628 --> 00:17:24,644
Let me call your Mother and
tell her everything's okay.
335
00:17:24,645 --> 00:17:26,813
Then I'll be back. Oh, one question..
336
00:17:26,814 --> 00:17:29,076
Are kids these days
still doing "The Hustle"?
337
00:17:29,077 --> 00:17:30,113
What's that?
338
00:17:30,114 --> 00:17:33,774
Ooh. You are in for a treat.
339
00:17:38,726 --> 00:17:41,861
Well, thank you very much
for checking Mrs. Dabney.
340
00:17:41,862 --> 00:17:46,039
I'm.. I'm sorry to have bothered you.
341
00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:49,777
I don't get it, she said Teddy was
laying on the couch, sick as a dog.
342
00:17:49,778 --> 00:17:52,238
That's nice.
343
00:17:53,574 --> 00:17:55,854
Hi, Mommy.
344
00:17:56,136 --> 00:17:58,896
May we help you?
345
00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:03,051
Charlie got scared, and
thought it would be a good idea
346
00:18:03,052 --> 00:18:04,717
if we all came and slept with you.
347
00:18:04,718 --> 00:18:07,298
No, I didn't.
348
00:18:09,657 --> 00:18:12,477
She's embarrassed.
349
00:18:13,627 --> 00:18:17,347
Okay, just for a little while.
350
00:18:20,947 --> 00:18:21,979
Hey!
351
00:18:21,980 --> 00:18:24,733
Why do little knees
always find that spot?
352
00:18:24,734 --> 00:18:26,594
Oh..
353
00:18:32,358 --> 00:18:35,098
Is this a great party or what?
354
00:18:35,099 --> 00:18:37,453
No, really. I'm asking.
355
00:18:37,454 --> 00:18:40,853
I have no frame of reference.
356
00:18:40,854 --> 00:18:42,642
Hey, where's Mrs. Dabney?
357
00:18:42,643 --> 00:18:44,724
I thought she was
supposed to be coming over?
358
00:18:44,725 --> 00:18:49,345
Maybe she couldn't
find something to wear.
359
00:18:54,809 --> 00:18:59,609
Where's your turntable?
I'm ready to Boogie!
360
00:19:08,459 --> 00:19:09,649
Okay, what was that?
361
00:19:09,650 --> 00:19:10,683
It's the ghost.
362
00:19:10,684 --> 00:19:12,367
- Or the killer.
- Or the killer ghost.
363
00:19:12,368 --> 00:19:15,368
Or the ghost killer.
364
00:19:16,657 --> 00:19:17,790
Bob, wake up.
365
00:19:17,791 --> 00:19:21,271
I'm up! I'm up. I'm up.
366
00:19:24,632 --> 00:19:26,593
Bob.. Bob, turn on the lights.
367
00:19:26,594 --> 00:19:28,980
They don't work.
368
00:19:28,981 --> 00:19:30,436
Question.
369
00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:35,357
Was that wall dripping
red ooze this afternoon?
370
00:19:37,370 --> 00:19:40,250
Follow up question,
371
00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:45,972
does anyone else see
the floating candelabra?
372
00:19:45,973 --> 00:19:48,133
Get out!
373
00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:50,748
Get out!
374
00:19:52,179 --> 00:19:53,979
Oh!
375
00:19:54,728 --> 00:19:56,648
Whoa!
376
00:19:57,337 --> 00:19:59,565
Last summer it was us.
377
00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:02,566
Now it's your turn.
378
00:20:08,742 --> 00:20:10,040
He's got a knife!
379
00:20:10,041 --> 00:20:13,221
You're all gonna die..
380
00:20:13,811 --> 00:20:18,191
When you learn you're on "Scary House".
381
00:20:20,271 --> 00:20:21,680
What's going on?
382
00:20:21,681 --> 00:20:25,342
"Scary House".. America's
favorite new reality show.
383
00:20:25,343 --> 00:20:28,571
Where we take an average family,
and convince them they're staying
384
00:20:28,572 --> 00:20:31,236
in a haunted house.
385
00:20:31,237 --> 00:20:33,600
This was all a prank?
386
00:20:33,601 --> 00:20:35,191
That's terrible.
387
00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:36,668
You made us look like fools.
388
00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:39,924
You people are disgusting.
389
00:20:39,925 --> 00:20:43,765
We're gonna be on TV, you say?
390
00:20:49,483 --> 00:20:51,505
When the Duncans checked
into "Scary House,"
391
00:20:51,506 --> 00:20:55,946
they had no idea what they were in for.
392
00:20:58,833 --> 00:21:01,909
Wow, Mom. That was quite a scream.
393
00:21:01,910 --> 00:21:04,790
Yeah, that was PJ.
394
00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:08,698
And if you want to see
something really scary,
395
00:21:08,699 --> 00:21:13,679
check out what we saw
on Mama Duncan's laptop.
396
00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:26,030
What was that?
397
00:21:26,621 --> 00:21:27,687
Um..
398
00:21:27,688 --> 00:21:29,455
That is called "The Hustle".
399
00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:33,915
It was a very popular
dance move in the 1970s.
400
00:21:33,916 --> 00:21:35,762
And what was it doing
in our living room?
401
00:21:35,763 --> 00:21:38,065
Look, Mom. I don't have
time for all these questions.
402
00:21:38,066 --> 00:21:42,266
Because I have to do my video diary.
403
00:21:42,595 --> 00:21:45,132
Hi, Charlie. Well, we
have had quite a weekend.
404
00:21:45,133 --> 00:21:47,889
But you know what? It's all behind
us now, so why don't we just forget it
405
00:21:47,890 --> 00:21:51,430
and move on with our lives.
406
00:21:51,946 --> 00:21:57,416
Some of us won't be moving on with
anything for the next two weeks.
407
00:21:57,417 --> 00:21:59,090
- Me?
- Yeah.
408
00:21:59,091 --> 00:22:01,791
Can you dig it?
409
00:22:02,699 --> 00:22:06,239
Wish her good luck, Charlie.
410
00:22:10,108 --> 00:22:14,068
Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
411
00:22:14,700 --> 00:22:19,140
How much longer is this going to go on?
412
00:22:19,472 --> 00:22:20,554
What are we going to do?
413
00:22:20,555 --> 00:22:24,695
Well, there's only one thing to do.
414
00:22:29,826 --> 00:22:33,906
Ah! That's it. Get your groove on.
415
00:22:35,575 --> 00:22:37,450
Far out, man.
416
00:22:37,451 --> 00:22:40,031
I can dig it.
417
00:22:42,139 --> 00:22:45,259
- Howdy, folks..
- Oh!
418
00:22:48,193 --> 00:22:51,913
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