1 00:00:07,175 --> 00:00:10,044 OKAY, CHARLIE, WHAT DO YOU SAY WHEN YOU GET IN TROUBLE? 2 00:00:10,078 --> 00:00:13,081 UH-OH. 3 00:00:13,114 --> 00:00:15,349 OH, CHARLIE JUST MADE AN UH-OH? 4 00:00:15,383 --> 00:00:17,518 I JUST CHANGED YOU. 5 00:00:17,551 --> 00:00:21,289 NO, CHARLIE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. I'M JUST SAMPLING HER. 6 00:00:21,322 --> 00:00:23,557 "SAMPLING" MEANS I'M RECORDING ALL THE WORDS SHE SAYS 7 00:00:23,591 --> 00:00:25,359 SO I CAN PLAY THEM BACK. 8 00:00:25,393 --> 00:00:27,461 OH, WE USED TO DO THAT. 9 00:00:27,495 --> 00:00:29,497 WE CALLED IT TAPE-RECORDING. 10 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:30,831 CHECK IT OUT. 11 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:35,503 Mine, yes, no, cookie, nana. 12 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:38,272 DAD, YOU PROMISED YOU'D TAKE ME DRIVING TODAY. 13 00:00:38,306 --> 00:00:41,809 TO BE FAIR, I PROMISE A LOT OF THINGS I DON'T DELIVER ON. 14 00:00:41,842 --> 00:00:45,179 YEAH, BUT YOU CAN'T KEEP PUTTING THIS OFF. 15 00:00:45,213 --> 00:00:47,548 MY DRIVER'S TEST IS IN THREE DAYS, AND YOU HAVEN'T TAKEN ME OUT ONCE. 16 00:00:47,581 --> 00:00:49,583 NO, I KNOW, I KNOW. YOU EXPLAINED IT ALL TO ME 17 00:00:49,617 --> 00:00:53,521 WHILE I WAS TRYING TO READ IN THE BATHROOM. 18 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:56,190 YOU WERE OUTSIDE THE DOOR WHILE DAD WAS IN THE BATHROOM? 19 00:00:56,224 --> 00:00:58,626 THAT'S HOW MUCH I WANT IT. 20 00:00:58,659 --> 00:01:00,528 BOB, TAKE HER DRIVING ALREADY. 21 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:04,432 ALL RIGHT, FINE. LET'S GO. 22 00:01:04,465 --> 00:01:09,137 BOY, I TELL YOU, NOTHING GOOD EVER HAPPENS WHEN I LEAVE THE BATHROOM. 23 00:01:09,170 --> 00:01:12,406 Bye-bye. Bye-- bye-- bye-bye. 24 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:14,542 - WHAT'S THAT? - JUST IN CASE YOU DON'T MAKE IT BACK. 25 00:01:18,446 --> 00:01:19,647 ( rock music playing ) 26 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:21,482 * TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST 27 00:01:21,515 --> 00:01:23,151 * RUNNING LATE, AND DAD SAYS * 28 00:01:23,184 --> 00:01:25,453 * HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LEFT SHOE? * 29 00:01:25,486 --> 00:01:27,621 * I CLOSE MY EYES, TAKE A BITE * 30 00:01:27,655 --> 00:01:29,457 * GRAB A RIDE, LAUGH OUT LOUD * 31 00:01:29,490 --> 00:01:32,360 * THERE IT IS UP ON THE ROOF * 32 00:01:32,393 --> 00:01:35,563 * I'VE BEEN THERE, I'VE SURVIVED * 33 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:38,666 * SO JUST TAKE MY ADVICE * 34 00:01:38,699 --> 00:01:41,135 * HANG IN THERE, BABY 35 00:01:41,169 --> 00:01:42,536 * THINGS ARE CRAZY 36 00:01:42,570 --> 00:01:45,506 * BUT I KNOW YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT * 37 00:01:45,539 --> 00:01:47,575 * HANG IN THERE, BABY 38 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:49,277 * THERE'S NO MAYBE 39 00:01:49,310 --> 00:01:52,180 * EVERYTHING TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT * 40 00:01:52,213 --> 00:01:54,548 * YOUR LIFE IS UP AND DOWN * 41 00:01:54,582 --> 00:01:57,685 * BUT TRUST ME, IT COMES BACK AROUND * 42 00:01:57,718 --> 00:02:02,190 * YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE * 43 00:02:03,491 --> 00:02:06,260 * HANG IN THERE, BABY. 44 00:02:16,204 --> 00:02:18,572 P.J., WHAT DID YOU GET TEDDY FOR HER BIRTHDAY? 45 00:02:18,606 --> 00:02:22,610 - BIRTHDAY? - YOUR SISTER'S TURNING 16. 46 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:24,678 WE'RE HAVING A SURPRISE PARTY FOR HER TONIGHT. 47 00:02:24,712 --> 00:02:28,682 WELL, IT'S WORKING, 'CAUSE I'M SURPRISED. 48 00:02:28,716 --> 00:02:31,652 THE PARTY STARTS AT 7:00. 49 00:02:31,685 --> 00:02:33,654 YOU HAVE TO GET HER A PRESENT, AND SOMETHING NICE. 50 00:02:33,687 --> 00:02:36,757 - HOW ABOUT--? - NOT ANOTHER SOCK PUPPET. 51 00:02:38,726 --> 00:02:40,228 YOU HAVE TO GET HER SOMETHING TOO. 52 00:02:40,261 --> 00:02:42,696 WHOA WHOA, WHAT DID I JUST WALK INTO? 53 00:02:42,730 --> 00:02:45,699 MOM SAYS WE HAVE TO BUY TEDDY A BIRTHDAY PRESENT. 54 00:02:45,733 --> 00:02:48,736 WHAT ABOUT A DOG? 55 00:02:48,769 --> 00:02:50,704 I BET SHE'D LIKE A DOG. 56 00:02:50,738 --> 00:02:53,374 I'M SERIOUS. YOU HAVE TO GET HER SOMETHING. 57 00:02:53,407 --> 00:02:57,678 WHAT ABOUT A DOG? I BET SHE'D LIKE A DOG. 58 00:02:59,780 --> 00:03:01,982 GABE, IS THERE A DOG IN MY HOUSE? 59 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:04,685 ( dog barks ) 60 00:03:04,718 --> 00:03:06,254 MAYBE. 61 00:03:10,791 --> 00:03:12,626 HE FOLLOWED ME HOME, MOM. 62 00:03:12,660 --> 00:03:14,595 CAN WE KEEP HIM? 63 00:03:14,628 --> 00:03:16,630 NO. I'VE TOLD YOU 100 TIMES 64 00:03:16,664 --> 00:03:18,599 I DO NOT WANT A DOG IN THIS HOUSE. 65 00:03:18,632 --> 00:03:20,268 MOM, PLEASE. 66 00:03:20,301 --> 00:03:21,769 HORSY. 67 00:03:21,802 --> 00:03:25,306 NO, HONEY. IT'S ACTUALLY A DOGGIE. 68 00:03:28,442 --> 00:03:30,778 WHO JUST MADE A HORSY-SIZED UH-OH. 69 00:03:39,687 --> 00:03:41,789 SORRY, TEDDY. I'VE MADE MY DECISION AND IT'S FINAL. 70 00:03:41,822 --> 00:03:44,258 DAD, THAT'S SO UNFAIR. 71 00:03:44,292 --> 00:03:46,026 MOM, DAD SAYS I CAN'T GET MY LICENSE. 72 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:48,662 - WHAT? WHY NOT? - BECAUSE SHE'S NOT READY. 73 00:03:48,696 --> 00:03:51,699 WELL, MY DRIVING INSTRUCTOR THINKS I AM. HE SAYS I'M DOING GREAT. 74 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:53,701 THE MAN WORKS FOR THE PUBLIC SCHOOLS. 75 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:56,003 HE'S GOT NOTHING TO LIVE FOR. 76 00:03:56,036 --> 00:03:58,539 MOM, CAN YOU SAY SOMETHING? 77 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:00,541 TEDDY HONEY, I'M SORRY, 78 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:04,778 BUT YOUR FATHER HAS A VERY SMALL AREA OF AUTHORITY... 79 00:04:06,814 --> 00:04:08,816 AND UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU, 80 00:04:08,849 --> 00:04:11,319 TEACHING YOU KIDS TO DRIVE IS PART OF IT. 81 00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:15,823 SO WHAT ELSE IS IN THAT AREA? 82 00:04:15,856 --> 00:04:19,427 BARBECUING. 83 00:04:19,460 --> 00:04:21,829 THAT'S IT. 84 00:04:21,862 --> 00:04:24,498 DAD, PLEASE. 85 00:04:24,532 --> 00:04:26,767 I REALLY WANT TO GET MY LICENSE THE DAY I TURN 16. 86 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:29,503 LOOK, IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN, ALL RIGHT? 87 00:04:29,537 --> 00:04:32,306 SO UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE, THERE'S GONNA BE NO DRIVING. 88 00:04:32,340 --> 00:04:35,776 SORRY. CAN I HAVE THE KEYS, PLEASE? 89 00:04:35,809 --> 00:04:37,645 HERE. 90 00:04:37,678 --> 00:04:40,280 I CAN'T BELIEVE I STOOD OUTSIDE THE BATHROOM DOOR FOR THIS. 91 00:04:50,858 --> 00:04:52,660 HEY. 92 00:04:52,693 --> 00:04:54,628 YOU'RE ON MY SIDE, RIGHT? 93 00:04:56,697 --> 00:04:58,832 - HONEY. - YEAH? 94 00:04:58,866 --> 00:05:00,901 WHY AM I TALKING TO A DOG? 95 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:05,573 HE FOLLOWED GABE HOME. 96 00:05:05,606 --> 00:05:07,608 BUT DON'T WORRY. I MADE IT VERY CLEAR 97 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:09,610 WE ARE NOT KEEPING HIM. 98 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:12,613 HEY, YOU KNOW SOMETHING? HE KIND OF REMINDS ME OF YOUR UNCLE STAN. 99 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:14,782 - WHAT? - THE WET NOSE AND THE BLOODSHOT EYES. 100 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:17,518 COME ON, HE-- 101 00:05:17,551 --> 00:05:19,853 OH, NOW I SEE IT. 102 00:05:22,923 --> 00:05:25,759 P.J., I HAVE A QUESTION. 103 00:05:25,793 --> 00:05:28,496 WAS DAD OUT OF CONTROL WHEN HE WAS TEACHING YOU HOW TO DRIVE? 104 00:05:28,529 --> 00:05:30,664 NO NO, HE WAS VERY MELLOW. 105 00:05:30,698 --> 00:05:32,700 THEN WHAT IS HIS PROBLEM? 106 00:05:32,733 --> 00:05:34,902 WELL, HAIR LOSS, KILLS BUGS FOR A LIVING-- 107 00:05:34,935 --> 00:05:37,905 THERE'S SO MUCH TO CHOOSE FROM. 108 00:05:37,938 --> 00:05:40,808 WELL, WHATEVER IT IS, WHY DID HE HAVE TO TAKE IT OUT ON ME? 109 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:43,777 I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE YOU'RE A BAD DRIVER. 110 00:05:43,811 --> 00:05:46,380 NO, I'M A GOOD DRIVER. 111 00:05:46,414 --> 00:05:48,115 I WAS THE ONLY KID IN DRIVER'S ED 112 00:05:48,148 --> 00:05:50,718 WHO DIDN'T BARF DURING THE SPLATTERED BRAINS MOVIE. 113 00:05:50,751 --> 00:05:53,654 ACTUALLY I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU. 114 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:57,791 I HAVE A FRIEND WHO IS TURNING 16 115 00:05:57,825 --> 00:06:00,394 AND I HAVE TO BUY HER A BIRTHDAY PRESENT. 116 00:06:00,428 --> 00:06:04,665 MM, WELL, I KNOW YOUR FRIEND WOULDN'T WANT A SOCK PUPPET. 117 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:06,800 OKAY. 118 00:06:06,834 --> 00:06:08,702 WELL, WHAT WOULD SHE WANT? 119 00:06:08,736 --> 00:06:11,505 WELL, 120 00:06:11,539 --> 00:06:13,541 SHE'D PROBABLY LIKE BOOTS, 121 00:06:13,574 --> 00:06:15,543 LIKE FROM THAT COOL STORE AT THE MALL, 122 00:06:15,576 --> 00:06:17,578 BUT NOT THE BLACK ONES WITH THE PURPLE TRIM. 123 00:06:17,611 --> 00:06:19,580 SHE ALREADY HAS THOSE. 124 00:06:19,613 --> 00:06:21,649 I'M JUST GUESSING. 125 00:06:26,854 --> 00:06:29,557 ( doorbell rings ) 126 00:06:34,495 --> 00:06:36,764 OH HI, MRS. DABNEY. 127 00:06:36,797 --> 00:06:39,700 I SEE YOU PEOPLE HAVE A DOG NOW. 128 00:06:41,001 --> 00:06:44,905 OH, I'M DOING FINE, THANKS. HOW ARE YOU? 129 00:06:44,938 --> 00:06:47,475 LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO YOU. 130 00:06:47,508 --> 00:06:49,543 YOUR DOG MAKES MY CAT NERVOUS. 131 00:06:49,577 --> 00:06:52,646 AND WHEN MY CAT GETS NERVOUS, I GET NERVOUS. 132 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:55,516 AND WHEN I GET NERVOUS, MR. DABNEY GETS NERVOUS. 133 00:06:55,549 --> 00:06:57,818 THEN WHAT HAPPENS? 134 00:06:57,851 --> 00:07:01,522 MR. DABNEY GOES TO STAY WITH HIS MOTHER. 135 00:07:01,555 --> 00:07:04,958 SO THIS DOG THING IS NOT ENTIRELY BAD. 136 00:07:04,992 --> 00:07:06,960 ALL RIGHT, WE'RE DONE HERE. 137 00:07:06,994 --> 00:07:09,863 OH, MRS. DABNEY, BEFORE YOU GO, 138 00:07:09,897 --> 00:07:13,000 UM, I NEED SOME MORE PRACTICE HOURS 139 00:07:13,033 --> 00:07:14,868 BEFORE I TAKE MY DRIVER'S TEST, 140 00:07:14,902 --> 00:07:17,471 SO IF YOU EVER NEED A CHAUFFEUR, I'M YOUR GIRL. 141 00:07:17,505 --> 00:07:18,739 LET'S GO. 142 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:23,577 RIGHT NOW? 143 00:07:23,611 --> 00:07:25,579 I'VE GOT A BUNCH OF ERRANDS TO RUN. 144 00:07:25,613 --> 00:07:29,249 AND IF YOU DRIVE, I CAN PLAY WORD JUMBLE ON MY CELL PHONE. 145 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:32,686 ACTUALLY I DO THAT ANYWAY, BUT THIS WAY IT'S LEGAL. 146 00:07:39,059 --> 00:07:41,895 THIS STORE ONLY HAS GIRLS IN IT. 147 00:07:41,929 --> 00:07:43,964 YEAH. 148 00:07:45,533 --> 00:07:47,935 SO WHAT'S TEDDY'S SHOE SIZE? 149 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:49,770 I DON'T KNOW. 150 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:51,271 YOU DON'T KNOW HER SHOE SIZE? 151 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:53,907 I DON'T KNOW HER MIDDLE NAME. 152 00:07:53,941 --> 00:07:57,645 WELL, DUDE, HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BUY HER SHOES? 153 00:07:57,678 --> 00:07:59,680 WAIT A MINUTE. 154 00:07:59,713 --> 00:08:03,050 TEDDY WORE YOUR SNEAKERS BY MISTAKE LAST WEEK, RIGHT? 155 00:08:03,083 --> 00:08:06,654 - YES. - THAT MEANS YOU'RE THE SAME SIZE. 156 00:08:06,687 --> 00:08:09,623 HERE, TRY THESE ON. 157 00:08:09,657 --> 00:08:11,692 OH NO. 158 00:08:11,725 --> 00:08:13,727 I AM NOT PUTTING ON GIRL BOOTS. 159 00:08:13,761 --> 00:08:15,663 OH, COME ON. 160 00:08:15,696 --> 00:08:18,599 THEY'LL LOOK GOOD WITH THAT GIRL SHIRT YOU'RE WEARING. 161 00:08:18,632 --> 00:08:22,770 IT'S NOT A PONY. IT'S A STALLION. 162 00:08:25,105 --> 00:08:27,608 FINE, I'LL PUT THEM ON FOR TWO SECONDS. 163 00:08:31,111 --> 00:08:33,313 BUYING BOOTS FOR MY SISTER. 164 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:36,984 FUNNY STORY-- SHE AND MY BROTHER HAVE THE SAME SIZE FEET. 165 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:39,887 GOOD THING SHE DIDN'T WANT UNDERWEAR, RIGHT? 166 00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:42,856 OKAY, SEE YOU. 167 00:08:45,659 --> 00:08:47,060 OKAY, THEY FIT. 168 00:08:47,094 --> 00:08:49,029 WHOA, HOLD ON, DUDE. YOU'VE GOTTA STAND UP, 169 00:08:49,062 --> 00:08:52,633 WALK AROUND, MAKE SURE THEY'RE COMFORTABLE. 170 00:08:52,666 --> 00:08:54,702 COME ON. 171 00:09:00,641 --> 00:09:03,977 WOW, THOSE DO WONDERS FOR YOUR LEGS. 172 00:09:04,011 --> 00:09:06,780 OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH. 173 00:09:12,152 --> 00:09:13,654 THEY WON'T COME OFF. 174 00:09:13,687 --> 00:09:15,022 WHAT? LET ME TRY. 175 00:09:21,995 --> 00:09:23,997 WHY ARE YOUR FEET SO FAT? 176 00:09:24,031 --> 00:09:27,100 THEY'RE NOT FAT. THEY'RE HUSKY. 177 00:09:28,836 --> 00:09:30,137 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 178 00:09:30,170 --> 00:09:32,940 WELL, THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO. 179 00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:34,942 - WHO ARE YOU CALLING? - NO ONE. 180 00:09:34,975 --> 00:09:37,577 I'M TAKING A PICTURE OF YOU IN GIRL BOOTS. 181 00:09:44,852 --> 00:09:47,020 THE LIGHT'S NOT GETTING ANY GREENER. 182 00:09:47,054 --> 00:09:49,690 I KNOW, BUT THE CAR IN FRONT OF ME HASN'T MOVED YET. 183 00:09:49,723 --> 00:09:51,058 HERE'S A QUICK DRIVING LESSON. 184 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:53,060 ( honks horn ) 185 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:55,696 WAKE UP, GRANDPA! 186 00:09:55,729 --> 00:09:59,633 SORRY, THAT WAS HER, NOT ME. 187 00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:01,902 OH LOOK, GRANDPA'S TELLING US WE'RE NUMBER ONE. 188 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:04,738 NO, HE'S NOT. HE'S-- 189 00:10:04,772 --> 00:10:07,174 I KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING. 190 00:10:07,207 --> 00:10:09,743 ( phone bleeping ) 191 00:10:09,777 --> 00:10:12,112 SO WE SHOULD PROBABLY HEAD HOME NOW, RIGHT? 192 00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:15,082 JUST ONE MORE STOP-- BOULDER. I WANT TO SEE MY SISTER. 193 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:17,184 BOULDER? THAT'S IN THE MOUNTAINS. 194 00:10:17,217 --> 00:10:21,121 OH, YOU GOT ONE OF THOSE FLAT-LAND-ONLY DRIVING PERMITS? 195 00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:25,125 NO, IT'S JUST I HAVE TO BE HOME BY 7:00. 196 00:10:25,158 --> 00:10:27,728 OH, AND WE SHOULD PROBABLY STOP FOR GAS. 197 00:10:27,761 --> 00:10:30,197 IN THIS CAR YOU CAN DRIVE 100 MILES ON EMPTY. 198 00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:32,165 I'LL TELL YOU WHEN WE NEED GAS. 199 00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:34,234 ( engine sputtering ) 200 00:10:36,103 --> 00:10:38,171 NOW WE NEED GAS. 201 00:10:40,107 --> 00:10:42,075 YEAH, JUST ONE PROBLEM-- 202 00:10:42,109 --> 00:10:44,077 WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE. 203 00:10:44,111 --> 00:10:46,680 ( thunder crashing ) 204 00:10:46,714 --> 00:10:48,682 AND IT LOOKS LIKE RAIN. 205 00:10:48,716 --> 00:10:50,150 AGH! 206 00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:52,219 AND THERE'S A CRAZY WOMAN OUTSIDE MY WINDOW. 207 00:10:52,252 --> 00:10:57,057 SO ACTUALLY WE GOT THREE PROBLEMS. 208 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,473 HELLO. 209 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:16,977 KINDA HARD TO TALK WITH THE WINDOW OPEN JUST A CRACK. 210 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:19,012 SORRY. 211 00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:25,452 WHAT ARE Y'ALL DOING OVER HERE? 212 00:11:25,485 --> 00:11:26,887 WE'RE OUT OF GAS. 213 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,889 WELL, THIS IS YOUR LUCKY DAY. 214 00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:30,824 THERE'S GAS AND SUCH DOWN THE ROAD A SPELL. 215 00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:32,125 OH, HOW FAR IS A SPELL? 216 00:11:32,159 --> 00:11:34,127 50 MILES. 217 00:11:34,161 --> 00:11:35,929 OF COURSE, I GOT A GALLON OF GAS RIGHT HERE. 218 00:11:35,963 --> 00:11:37,931 GREAT. HOW MUCH IS IT? 219 00:11:37,965 --> 00:11:39,900 50 BUCKS. 220 00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:44,204 THE MOUNTAIN LADY'S GOT AN ANGLE. 221 00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:48,809 I ALSO GOT GUM, MINTS, MAGAZINES. 222 00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:51,945 I COULD KEEP YOU UP TO DATE ON ALL THINGS JUSTIN BIEBER. 223 00:11:59,953 --> 00:12:01,922 OH. 224 00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:04,024 CHARLIE. 225 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,059 CHARLIE, HAND MOMMY THE TAPE. 226 00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:10,263 FINE. 227 00:12:10,297 --> 00:12:13,300 IT'LL JUST BE A "SWEET 6" PARTY. 228 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:15,969 WHAT ARE YOU DRAWING? 229 00:12:16,003 --> 00:12:18,005 ARE YOU MAKING A PRETTY PICTURE? 230 00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:24,978 WHAT DO YOU WANT, DOG? 231 00:12:25,012 --> 00:12:26,947 HORSY. 232 00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:28,949 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 233 00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:32,185 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU CANNOT BE HERE. 234 00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:37,324 YOU'RE KIND OF SWEET. 235 00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:39,759 OKAY, JUST FOR A MINUTE. 236 00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:45,332 YOU'RE NOT SUCH A BAD DOG, ARE YOU? 237 00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:47,935 NO, YOU'RE A GOOD DOG. 238 00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:49,970 I'M GONNA CALL YOU SWEETIE-PIE 239 00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:53,006 'CAUSE YOU'RE A SWEETIE-PIE. 240 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:55,008 - MOMMY. - CHARLIE, NOT NOW. 241 00:12:55,042 --> 00:12:57,044 YES. 242 00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:02,983 MOM, WE HAVE GOT A BIG PROBLEM. 243 00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:04,985 OH, YOU SURE DO. 244 00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:08,088 THOSE BOOTS DO NOT GO WITH THOSE SHORTS. 245 00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:12,993 YOU ARE WORKING MY LAST NERVE. 246 00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:21,134 SHE IS A HANDFUL. 247 00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:27,274 DOES ANY OF THIS LOOK FAMILIAR? 248 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:30,911 LOOKS LIKE THE SAME ROAD WE DROVE DOWN 10 MINUTES AGO. 249 00:13:30,944 --> 00:13:33,013 SO I'M JUST GOING IN CIRCLES 250 00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:35,048 AND YOU DIDN'T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING? 251 00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:39,152 I THOUGHT MY ANNOYED SILENCE WAS SPEAKING VOLUMES. 252 00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:41,121 OKAY. 253 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,123 WELL, WE'RE LOST 254 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:45,292 AND WE NEED TO LOOK AT A MAP. DO YOU HAVE A MAP? 255 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:49,162 ON MY CELL PHONE. BUT I'D HAVE TO TURN OFF MY WORD JUMBLE. 256 00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:52,365 OKAY. 257 00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:55,102 ( engine revving ) 258 00:13:56,904 --> 00:13:58,872 WHAT DID YOU DO NOW? 259 00:13:58,906 --> 00:14:01,374 I THINK WE'RE IN SOME KIND OF HOLE. 260 00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:04,111 WELL, THEN ONE OF US IS GONNA HAVE TO GET OUT AND PUSH-- 261 00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:06,613 THE ONE OF US WHO'S 16. 262 00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:09,950 I'M NOT 16 YET. 263 00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:11,985 - GET OUT. - OKAY. 264 00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:22,963 OKAY, HIT IT, BUT TRY TO GO... 265 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,036 SLOW. 266 00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:34,641 OKAY, GO AGAIN, BUT THIS TIME 267 00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:36,476 TRY TO GO A LITTLE BIT SLOWER. 268 00:14:38,145 --> 00:14:40,313 ( fabric rips ) 269 00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:43,416 OH. 270 00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:47,687 WELL, THIS WOULD BE A GREAT TIME 271 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:50,991 FOR THE MOUNTAIN LADY TO COME BY WITH SOME SKIRTS. 272 00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:55,395 ( doorbell rings ) 273 00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:57,464 HEY, SWEETIE. 274 00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:02,102 - HI. - HI. 275 00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:04,938 I THINK YOU FOUND MY DOG. 276 00:15:04,972 --> 00:15:08,008 UM, WE DON'T HAVE A DOG HERE. 277 00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:10,944 REALLY? 278 00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:13,947 I FOUND THIS FLYER WITH YOUR ADDRESS ON IT. 279 00:15:13,981 --> 00:15:16,984 MUST BE A MISPRINT. NO DOG. BYE-BYE. 280 00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:19,352 MOM, MOM, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE? 281 00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:22,355 HI, WE'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU. 282 00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:24,491 OKAY. 283 00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:28,228 LOOK, MOM, WE'VE GOT TO DO THE RIGHT THING HERE. 284 00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:32,365 IF YOU WANT A DOG, WE CAN GET YOU ANOTHER ONE. 285 00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:34,234 I DON'T WANT ANOTHER DOG. 286 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:37,270 I WANT MY SWEETIE-PIE. 287 00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:40,107 MOM, HE ALREADY HAS A FAMILY 288 00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:42,275 WHO LOVES HIM AND MISSES HIM. 289 00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:45,278 HE NEEDS TO GO HOME. 290 00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:48,281 I KNOW. 291 00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:53,987 GOODBYE, SWEETIE-PIE. 292 00:15:54,021 --> 00:15:56,289 I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU. 293 00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:07,300 WINSTON! 294 00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:09,236 THANK YOU. 295 00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:10,337 YOU'RE WELCOME. 296 00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:23,283 I'M VERY VERY PROUD OF YOU. 297 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,485 NOW HOW ABOUT WE GO GET YOU SOME ICE CREAM? 298 00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:28,155 - OKAY. - YES, COME ON. 299 00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:41,168 OH, YOU GUYS, TEDDY'S HERE. 300 00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:43,403 EVERYBODY HIDE. HIDE. 301 00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:50,343 SURPRISE! 302 00:16:50,377 --> 00:16:52,212 AWW. 303 00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:57,817 OH, OKAY. 304 00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,587 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING-- 305 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:04,624 TEDDY CAN WEAR ANYTHING. 306 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:09,296 OH, UM... 307 00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:12,065 WHY DON'T I GO CLEAN UP 308 00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:14,234 AND WE'LL TRY THIS AGAIN IN 30 MINUTES, OKAY? 309 00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:17,270 OH, ONE MORE THING-- YOU GUYS! 310 00:17:25,345 --> 00:17:28,081 - GREAT CAKE, MOM. - I GOT IT AT THE STORE. 311 00:17:28,115 --> 00:17:31,084 I KNOW. THAT'S WHY I SAID "GREAT CAKE, MOM." 312 00:17:35,322 --> 00:17:37,490 DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE? 313 00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:41,161 JUST THINKING. ARE YOU ENJOYING YOUR PARTY? 314 00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:43,496 YEAH, IT'S AWESOME. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 315 00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:48,235 DAD, I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 316 00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:51,238 YOU SPENT THE AFTERNOON DRIVING WITH MRS. DABNEY. 317 00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:55,375 YOU GOT ALL THAT FROM "I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING"? 318 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,844 NO, ACTUALLY I GOT ALL THAT 319 00:17:57,877 --> 00:18:01,281 FROM WHEN MRS. DABNEY RETURNED YOUR SKIRT. 320 00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:06,119 NOW YOU KNOW I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T WANT YOU DRIVING. 321 00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:07,887 I KNOW. I'M SORRY. 322 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,656 ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT? 323 00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:11,658 LET'S JUST TALK ABOUT THIS TOMORROW. 324 00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:13,660 - DAD, I'M A REALLY GOOD DRIVER. - TEDDY. 325 00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:16,396 NO, WHY ARE YOU TREATING ME DIFFERENT THAN P.J.? 326 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,665 YOU DIDN'T FREAK OUT ON HIM WHEN HE WAS LEARNING HOW TO DRIVE. 327 00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:21,268 BECAUSE TEACHING P.J. TO DRIVE WAS A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THING. 328 00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:23,136 - WHY? - BECAUSE IT WAS. 329 00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:25,538 - WHY? - BECAUSE HE'S P.J. 330 00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:28,107 YOU'RE MY LITTLE GIRL. 331 00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:36,649 DRIVING MEANS LEAVING. 332 00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:39,552 AND ONCE YOU GET IN THAT CAR, 333 00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:43,390 YOU GO. 334 00:18:48,395 --> 00:18:49,429 DAD. 335 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:53,466 LOOK, I'M SORRY, OKAY? 336 00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:55,468 YOU'VE GOT YOUR PARTY AND STUFF GOING ON. 337 00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:57,437 I SHOULD BE TALKING ABOUT THIS STUFF. 338 00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,439 DAD, IT'S SAD TO THINK 339 00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:01,441 ALL YOUR KIDS ARE GONNA LEAVE SOMEDAY. 340 00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,676 WELL, ACTUALLY TO BE PERFECTLY HONEST, 341 00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:05,678 WITH P.J. 342 00:19:05,712 --> 00:19:08,481 I'M KIND OF WORRIED HE'S NEVER GONNA LEAVE. 343 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,353 YEAH, WELL, 344 00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:15,755 WE'LL HOPE FOR THE BEST. 345 00:19:17,524 --> 00:19:19,559 DAD, I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT EVEN THOUGH 346 00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:21,961 I'M GONNA GET IN THAT CAR AND DRIVE AWAY SOMEDAY, 347 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,663 I'M ALSO GONNA DRIVE BACK HOME. 348 00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:27,367 YEAH, PROBABLY WITH A TRUNKFUL OF LAUNDRY. 349 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,569 YEAH. 350 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,480 AND NOW P.J. AND GABE 351 00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:42,382 HAVE A SPECIAL BIRTHDAY SURPRISE FOR YOU. 352 00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:44,484 BUT FIRST LET ME INTRODUCE 353 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,453 SNOOP CHARLIE CHAR. 354 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,525 TEDDY, THIS ONE'S FOR YOU. 355 00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:53,626 - READY? - YEP. 356 00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:55,762 Charlie: Ready, set, go. 357 00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:58,498 ( hip-hop beat playing ) 358 00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:03,336 * WE WENT TO BUY BOOTS FOR A SPECIAL SISTER * 359 00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:05,772 * BUT THEY GOT STUCK AND NOW I GOT A BLISTER * 360 00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:07,407 Charlie: * Owie ow ow owie 361 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:10,310 * WE WERE OUT OF MONEY, WE WERE OUT OF TIME * 362 00:20:10,343 --> 00:20:12,479 * SO WE DRESSED UP WITH CHARLIE AND BUSTED OUT A RHYME * 363 00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:14,781 * Boogie boogie cake boogie boogie cake * 364 00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:17,350 * YOU'RE 16 NOW, GONNA MOVE OUT SOON * 365 00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:20,019 * IN A FEW MORE YEARS I'M GONNA GET YOUR ROOM * 366 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:22,555 * Teddy, Teddy, T-T-T-T-Teddy * 367 00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:24,557 * THAT'S ALL WE GOT, BUT WE HOPE YOU KNOW * 368 00:20:24,591 --> 00:20:27,260 * THAT WE'RE WITH YOU, TEDDY, NOT MATTER WHERE YOU GO * 369 00:20:27,294 --> 00:20:29,529 - * Teddy, Teddy - * HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 370 00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:48,548 Well, Charlie, here we are, 371 00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:51,284 the Duncan sisters on my 16th birthday. 372 00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:53,720 Can you say, "Happy birthday, Teddy"? 373 00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:55,555 No? Okay. 374 00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:57,457 Well, it's the thought that counts. 375 00:20:57,490 --> 00:21:01,294 Anyway, the big news is I got my driver's license, 376 00:21:01,328 --> 00:21:04,464 which means I now have wherever I want. go 377 00:21:04,497 --> 00:21:06,699 Amy: some things at the store. up 378 00:21:06,733 --> 00:21:09,402 Bob: the car needs gas.t it, 379 00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:12,605 And pick up Gabe just 'cause I don't wanna. 380 00:21:12,639 --> 00:21:14,607 Total freedom. 381 00:21:14,641 --> 00:21:17,644 Can you wish me good luck, Charlie? 382 00:21:17,677 --> 00:21:19,746 It's the thought that counts. 383 00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:31,591 ARE WE THERE YET? 384 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:35,328 DID YOU SEE A GRAND CANYON? 385 00:21:35,362 --> 00:21:37,330 I NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. 386 00:21:37,364 --> 00:21:40,467 I TOLD YOU TO GO BEFORE WE LEFT. 387 00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:42,769 - I DIDN'T HAVE TO GO THEN. - ARE WE THERE NOW? 388 00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:46,373 ( police siren wailing ) 389 00:21:51,678 --> 00:21:53,880 LICENSE AND REGISTRATION, MA'AM. 390 00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:57,617 GABE, IT'S ME-- TEDDY. 391 00:21:57,650 --> 00:21:59,786 I'M SORRY. 392 00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:02,889 LICENSE AND REGISTRATION, TEDDY. 393 00:22:02,922 --> 00:22:05,392 ( motorcycle passes by ) 394 00:22:09,796 --> 00:22:11,631 YOU GOT LUCKY. 395 00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:15,702 ( laughing ) 396 00:22:16,703 --> 00:22:19,506 ( blows raspberry )