1 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:08,509 - RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE. RIGHT HERE. - OKAY. 2 00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:09,760 - THERE WE GO. - NICE! 3 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:11,682 -THROW AGAIN. - KIDS, LISTEN UP. 4 00:00:11,682 --> 00:00:13,554 BIG NEWS. 5 00:00:13,554 --> 00:00:15,516 PLEASE TELL US YOU'RE NOT HAVING ANOTHER BABY. 6 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:17,598 NO, WE'RE NOT HAVING ANOTHER BABY. 7 00:00:17,598 --> 00:00:20,731 AND I CAN ASSURE YOU, WE WILL NOT BE MAKING THAT ANNOUNCEMENT EVER AGAIN. 8 00:00:20,731 --> 00:00:23,354 YEAH, THIS FAMILY IS BIG ENOUGH. 9 00:00:23,354 --> 00:00:25,526 HEY, YOU COMPLETELY CLEAR ON THAT, DAD? 10 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:26,987 WHY YOU POINTIN' YOUR FINGER AT ME? 11 00:00:26,987 --> 00:00:28,609 HAVING BABIES IS A TEAM EFFORT. 12 00:00:28,609 --> 00:00:30,411 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 13 00:00:31,782 --> 00:00:33,654 THIS SHOULD BE GOOD. 14 00:00:33,654 --> 00:00:36,707 UH... 15 00:00:36,707 --> 00:00:39,290 YOU KNOW WHAT? GETTING BACK TO THAT BIG ANNOUNCEMENT-- 16 00:00:39,290 --> 00:00:41,212 WE'RE GOING ON A FAMILY VACATION! 17 00:00:41,212 --> 00:00:42,583 ( all cheer ) 18 00:00:42,583 --> 00:00:44,665 AND IT'S OUR FIRST ONE WITH CHARLIE. 19 00:00:44,665 --> 00:00:46,797 AND GABE. 20 00:00:46,797 --> 00:00:49,300 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? YOU'VE BEEN ON LOTS OF VACATIONS. 21 00:00:49,300 --> 00:00:52,433 OKAY, VISITING GRANDMA AFTER SHE HAD THE FAT SUCKED OUT OF HER BUTT 22 00:00:52,433 --> 00:00:53,764 IS NOT A VACATION. 23 00:00:53,764 --> 00:00:57,808 OKAY, THIS TIME WE ARE GOING ON A REAL VACATION 24 00:00:57,808 --> 00:01:00,441 TO A SKI RESORT IN THE MOUNTAINS. 25 00:01:00,441 --> 00:01:02,813 OH, AND HERE'S AN INTERESTING PIECE OF FAMILY HISTORY-- 26 00:01:02,813 --> 00:01:04,485 THE PLACE IS CALLED MOUNT BLISS 27 00:01:04,485 --> 00:01:05,896 AND IT HAPPENS TO BE-- 28 00:01:05,896 --> 00:01:07,648 --WHERE YOUR DAD AND I GOT MARRIED. 29 00:01:07,648 --> 00:01:09,490 IT'S VERY ROMANTIC. 30 00:01:09,490 --> 00:01:10,611 HONEY, YOU JUST INTERRUPTED ME. 31 00:01:10,611 --> 00:01:12,653 I WAS JUST TRYING TO GET TO THE POINT, BOB. 32 00:01:12,653 --> 00:01:15,786 YOU KNOW YOUR STORIES GO ON FOREVER. 33 00:01:15,786 --> 00:01:19,039 AND THE ROMANCE CONTINUES. 34 00:01:19,039 --> 00:01:21,662 YOU KNOW, THE WEEKEND WE GOT MARRIED, 35 00:01:21,662 --> 00:01:23,464 WE WEREN'T EVEN PLANNING ON DOING IT. 36 00:01:23,464 --> 00:01:25,376 GETTING MARRIED. 37 00:01:25,376 --> 00:01:28,169 THEN WE MET JUDGE LAWSON AND HE SAID WE WERE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER 38 00:01:28,169 --> 00:01:29,760 - SO WE DID IT. - GOT MARRIED. 39 00:01:29,760 --> 00:01:32,713 WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING THAT? 40 00:01:32,713 --> 00:01:34,425 HAVEN'T YOU HAD THE TALK WITH HIM YET? 41 00:01:34,425 --> 00:01:36,016 I HAVEN'T HAD THE TALK WITH P.J. YET. 42 00:01:36,016 --> 00:01:37,808 I'M GOOD. 43 00:01:39,019 --> 00:01:41,682 ( theme music playing ) 44 00:01:41,682 --> 00:01:43,484 ♪ TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST ♪ 45 00:01:43,484 --> 00:01:45,025 ♪ RUNNING LATE, AND DAD SAYS ♪ 46 00:01:45,025 --> 00:01:48,399 ♪ "HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LEFT SHOE?" ♪ 47 00:01:48,399 --> 00:01:50,110 ♪ I CLOSE MY EYES, TAKE A BITE ♪ 48 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:51,652 ♪ GRAB A RIDE, LAUGH OUT LOUD ♪ 49 00:01:51,652 --> 00:01:53,784 ♪ THERE IT IS UP ON THE ROOF ♪ 50 00:01:55,406 --> 00:01:58,159 ♪ I'VE BEEN THERE, I'VE SURVIVED ♪ 51 00:01:58,159 --> 00:02:01,622 ♪ SO JUST TAKE MY ADVICE ♪ 52 00:02:01,622 --> 00:02:05,166 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY, THINGS ARE CRAZY ♪ 53 00:02:05,166 --> 00:02:07,838 ♪ BUT I KNOW YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT ♪ 54 00:02:07,838 --> 00:02:09,710 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 55 00:02:09,710 --> 00:02:11,712 ♪ THERE'S NO MAYBE ♪ 56 00:02:11,712 --> 00:02:14,305 ♪ EVERYTHING TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT ♪ 57 00:02:14,305 --> 00:02:16,757 ♪ YOUR LIFE IS UP AND DOWN ♪ 58 00:02:16,757 --> 00:02:20,721 ♪ BUT TRUST ME, IT COMES BACK AROUND ♪ 59 00:02:20,721 --> 00:02:24,064 ♪ YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE ♪ 60 00:02:25,566 --> 00:02:27,938 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY. ♪ 61 00:02:39,780 --> 00:02:42,873 OH, ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL? 62 00:02:42,873 --> 00:02:44,915 A LOT OF GOOD MEMORIES HERE. 63 00:02:44,915 --> 00:02:48,459 MORE TO COME. 64 00:02:48,459 --> 00:02:51,672 IT'S GONNA BE LIKE THIS THE WHOLE WEEK, ISN'T IT? 65 00:02:51,672 --> 00:02:54,925 ALL RIGHT, WHY DON'T YOU KIDS HAVE A SEAT WHILE WE CHECK IN? 66 00:02:54,925 --> 00:02:57,468 HEY, P.J., I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. 67 00:02:57,468 --> 00:03:00,471 - CAN YOU COME WITH ME? OLD FOR THAT?LITTLE 68 00:03:00,471 --> 00:03:03,934 I PUT MY SKI PANTS ON BACKWARDS. 69 00:03:03,934 --> 00:03:06,937 FIRST VACATION'S ALWAYS THE HARDEST. 70 00:03:11,312 --> 00:03:13,814 WHOA. 71 00:03:13,814 --> 00:03:17,948 I AM GETTING A VERY POWERFUL VIBE FROM YOU. 72 00:03:17,948 --> 00:03:21,582 OH SORRY. I'VE BEEN SITTING IN A HOT MINIVAN FOR FOUR HOURS. 73 00:03:21,582 --> 00:03:25,286 OH, SWEETIE, NO. NO NO NO. I MEAN I'M A PSYCHIC. 74 00:03:25,286 --> 00:03:28,589 - REALLY? YOU'RE A PSYCHIC? - YEAH. 75 00:03:28,589 --> 00:03:31,332 'CAUSE, NO OFFENSE, BUT YOU KIND OF LOOK LIKE A NORMAL PERSON. 76 00:03:31,332 --> 00:03:33,884 DID YOU KNOW I WAS GONNA SAY THAT? 77 00:03:33,884 --> 00:03:36,967 DID YOU KNOW I WAS GONNA SAYTHAT? 78 00:03:36,967 --> 00:03:40,010 IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY. 79 00:03:40,010 --> 00:03:42,102 AND YES, I DID. 80 00:03:42,102 --> 00:03:45,766 WOULD YOU LIKE A FREE READING? 81 00:03:45,766 --> 00:03:47,308 YOU TELL ME. 82 00:03:47,308 --> 00:03:49,850 I'LL GIVE YOU ONE ANYWAY. 83 00:03:49,850 --> 00:03:52,112 GIVE ME YOUR HANDS. 84 00:03:52,112 --> 00:03:54,445 OH, THIS TRIP IS GOING 85 00:03:54,445 --> 00:03:57,948 TO BE A VERY IMPORTANT ONE FOR YOU. 86 00:03:57,948 --> 00:04:02,202 I'M SEEING YOU WILL HAVE TWO LEFT FEET 87 00:04:02,202 --> 00:04:04,365 AND-- THAT'S ODD. 88 00:04:04,365 --> 00:04:07,167 NOW I SEE THERE IS A BEAR IN YOUR ROOM. 89 00:04:07,167 --> 00:04:11,832 AND NOW I SEE WHY YOU GIVE FREE READINGS IN THE LOBBY. 90 00:04:11,832 --> 00:04:14,505 AND FINALLY, 91 00:04:14,505 --> 00:04:17,928 I SEE YOU WILL COME FACE TO FACE 92 00:04:17,928 --> 00:04:19,840 WITH THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. 93 00:04:19,840 --> 00:04:22,222 OH WHOA. OKAY. NO THANKS. 94 00:04:22,222 --> 00:04:24,515 I-- I JUST GOT OUT OF A RELATIONSHIP 95 00:04:24,515 --> 00:04:26,597 WITH THIS GUY NAMED SPENCER, 96 00:04:26,597 --> 00:04:29,229 SO I'M NOT REALLY LOOKING TO MEET ANYBODY. 97 00:04:29,229 --> 00:04:33,063 MMM. YOU THINK IT'S UP TO YOU. THAT'S CUTE. 98 00:04:33,063 --> 00:04:36,897 UH, EXCUSE ME. I HAVE TO TAKE THIS. 99 00:04:36,897 --> 00:04:39,029 - TAKE WHAT? -( phone rings ) 100 00:04:40,861 --> 00:04:41,822 HELLO? 101 00:04:41,822 --> 00:04:46,206 OH, WHAT A SURPRISE. NOT REALLY. 102 00:04:48,619 --> 00:04:50,871 ( TV playing ) 103 00:04:50,871 --> 00:04:53,964 COME ON, DON'T YOU WANT TO GO SNOWBOARDING? 104 00:04:53,964 --> 00:04:56,507 I'M DOING IT RIGHT NOW. CHECK THIS OUT. 105 00:04:56,507 --> 00:04:58,509 I JUST BROKE MY NECK. 106 00:04:58,509 --> 00:05:00,631 SWEET. 107 00:05:00,631 --> 00:05:03,093 SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ALL DAY? 108 00:05:03,093 --> 00:05:04,925 -( knock on door ) -ROOM SERVICE! 109 00:05:04,925 --> 00:05:06,977 DOES THAT ANSWER YOUR QUESTION? 110 00:05:06,977 --> 00:05:10,561 YOUR ORDER, SIR. 111 00:05:10,561 --> 00:05:14,194 FRENCH FRIES, POTATO CHIPS AND ONION RINGS A LA MODE. 112 00:05:14,194 --> 00:05:17,197 MR. STARKWELL? 113 00:05:17,197 --> 00:05:19,069 GABE. 114 00:05:21,532 --> 00:05:23,654 YOU TWO KNOW EACH OTHER? 115 00:05:23,654 --> 00:05:26,577 MR. STARKWELL WAS MY THIRD-GRADE TEACHER. 116 00:05:26,577 --> 00:05:29,660 GABE IS THE REASON I QUIT TEACHING. 117 00:05:29,660 --> 00:05:33,794 AND HE'S THE REASON I WENT TO SUMMER SCHOOL. 118 00:05:33,794 --> 00:05:36,957 YOU WENT TO SUMMER SCHOOL BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT A MOUTH ON YOU... 119 00:05:36,957 --> 00:05:38,719 SIR. 120 00:05:38,719 --> 00:05:40,761 HEY, REMEMBER ME? 121 00:05:40,761 --> 00:05:42,883 DID I HAVE YOU FOR THIRD GRADE TOO? 122 00:05:42,883 --> 00:05:44,765 YEAH. 123 00:05:44,765 --> 00:05:47,468 WE HAD TWO GREAT YEARS TOGETHER. 124 00:05:52,473 --> 00:05:56,977 WELL, LOOKS LIKE THE FOOT'S ON THE OTHER SHOE NOW, ISN'T IT? 125 00:05:56,977 --> 00:06:00,781 DON'T YOU MEAN THE SHOE IS ON THE OTHER FOOT? 126 00:06:00,781 --> 00:06:04,445 YOUR DAYS OF CORRECTING ME ARE OVER, MARVIN. 127 00:06:04,445 --> 00:06:07,037 OH, THIS IS GONNA BE FUN. 128 00:06:13,794 --> 00:06:18,048 WHAT? OH NO. I BROUGHT TWO LEFT BOOTS BY MISTAKE. 129 00:06:19,259 --> 00:06:21,922 WAIT-- TWO LEFT FEET. 130 00:06:21,922 --> 00:06:24,765 - HUH, THAT'S WEIRD. - WHAT'S WEIRD? 131 00:06:24,765 --> 00:06:27,007 WELL, I MET THIS PSYCHIC IN THE LOBBY 132 00:06:27,007 --> 00:06:29,560 AND SHE MADE SOME CRAZY PREDICTIONS. 133 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:32,062 BUT ONE OF THEM JUST KIND OF CAME TRUE. 134 00:06:32,062 --> 00:06:35,976 I WENT TO A PSYCHIC ONCE. SHE WAS DEAD ON ABOUT ME, 135 00:06:37,568 --> 00:06:39,980 SAID I WAS GONNA BE FAMOUS. 136 00:06:39,980 --> 00:06:42,983 BUT THAT HASN'T COME TRUE. 137 00:06:42,983 --> 00:06:44,615 YET. 138 00:06:47,027 --> 00:06:51,031 BUT MINE WAS CRAZY. SHE SAID I'D COME FACE TO FACE WITH THE LOVE OF MY LIFE. 139 00:06:51,031 --> 00:06:52,913 WELL, IT COULD HAPPEN, TEDDY. 140 00:06:52,913 --> 00:06:55,125 MOUNT BLISS IS A MAGICAL PLACE. 141 00:06:55,125 --> 00:06:58,418 WELL, DON'T GET TOO EXCITED. SHE ALSO SAID THERE WOULD BE A BEAR IN MY ROOM. 142 00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:01,962 OH! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! 143 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:07,468 ( laughs ) 144 00:07:10,891 --> 00:07:12,683 OKAY, THAT'S JUST WEIRD. 145 00:07:12,683 --> 00:07:16,106 REALLY? I THOUGHT IT WAS KINDA CUTE. 146 00:07:16,106 --> 00:07:20,821 ALL RIGHT, WE'LL GO TAKE IT BACK. 147 00:07:28,659 --> 00:07:31,782 WOW. 148 00:07:31,782 --> 00:07:34,495 I COULD LOOK AT THAT VIEW FOREVER. 149 00:07:34,495 --> 00:07:36,627 OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH. 150 00:07:36,627 --> 00:07:38,879 HMM. 151 00:07:38,879 --> 00:07:41,461 NEVER SEEN THIS TRAIL BEFORE. 152 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:42,963 COOL. 153 00:07:45,345 --> 00:07:47,548 ALL RIGHT, YEAH! 154 00:07:48,889 --> 00:07:52,052 AHHH! 155 00:07:53,684 --> 00:07:56,937 ( screaming ) 156 00:08:04,655 --> 00:08:07,317 AM I IN HEAVEN? 157 00:08:07,317 --> 00:08:09,530 ( both giggling ) 158 00:08:34,344 --> 00:08:36,977 - HELLO. - HI. 159 00:08:43,193 --> 00:08:45,315 BYE! 160 00:08:46,406 --> 00:08:49,990 HEY. HEY HONEY? GUESS WHAT? 161 00:08:49,990 --> 00:08:52,913 WE'RE NOT ACTUALLY MARRIED. WOULD YOU LIKE TO GRAB SOME LUNCH? 162 00:08:52,913 --> 00:08:55,956 WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? 163 00:08:55,956 --> 00:08:58,368 - YOU WANT TO GRAB SOME LUNCH? - NO, BEFORE THAT. 164 00:08:58,368 --> 00:09:02,422 OH, IT TURNS OUT OUR WEDDING CEREMONY WASN'T ACTUALLY VALID. 165 00:09:02,422 --> 00:09:04,585 YOU FEEL LIKE MEXICAN? 166 00:09:04,585 --> 00:09:08,218 WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE'RE NOT ACTUALLY MARRIED? 167 00:09:08,218 --> 00:09:11,221 WHOA WHOA, I WAS ASKING AROUND ABOUT JUDGE LAWSON. 168 00:09:11,221 --> 00:09:14,094 AND THE GUY AT THE FRONT DESK TELLS ME HE WAS LIKE SOME KIND OF CON MAN. 169 00:09:14,094 --> 00:09:16,807 APPARENTLY HE DID FAKE MARRIAGES ALL THE TIME. 170 00:09:16,807 --> 00:09:20,390 BUT HE SAID WE WERE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER. 171 00:09:20,390 --> 00:09:22,442 APPARENTLY IT WAS JUST PART OF HIS SCAM. 172 00:09:22,442 --> 00:09:26,066 YOU KNOW, THERE'S THIS GREAT FONDUE PLACE I READ ABOUT. 173 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:28,398 WOULD YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOD? 174 00:09:28,398 --> 00:09:30,821 THIS IS SERIOUS. I MEAN, WE'RE NOT REALLY MARRIED? 175 00:09:30,821 --> 00:09:33,864 WELL, ACCORDING TO THE UNIVERSE, OF COURSE WE ARE, HONEY. 176 00:09:33,864 --> 00:09:37,748 ACCORDING TO THE STATE OF COLORADO, NOT SO MUCH. 177 00:09:41,251 --> 00:09:44,204 - OH HEY, PSYCHIC LADY! - OH HI. 178 00:09:44,204 --> 00:09:47,878 SO I'VE BEEN LOOKING AROUND ALL DAY FOR THE LOVE OF MY LIFE 179 00:09:47,878 --> 00:09:51,511 AND I HAVEN'T FOUND HIM YET. SO WHEN'S THAT GONNA HAPPEN? 180 00:09:51,511 --> 00:09:53,924 OH GOSH, I DON'T KNOW. 181 00:09:53,924 --> 00:09:56,807 PSYCHIC PREDICTION IS NOT AN EXACT SCIENCE. 182 00:09:56,807 --> 00:09:59,389 HA! IT'S NOT A SCIENCE AT ALL. 183 00:09:59,389 --> 00:10:02,392 RIGHT. CAN I AT LEAST HAVE A LITTLE MORE INFO? 184 00:10:02,392 --> 00:10:04,394 LIKE IS HE HOT OR NOT? 185 00:10:04,394 --> 00:10:08,398 NOT THAT IT MATTERS, BUT PLEASE SAY "HOT." 186 00:10:08,398 --> 00:10:12,282 ALL I CAN TELL YOU IS KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN. 187 00:10:12,282 --> 00:10:15,906 OKAY. WELL, THEY'RE OPEN. 188 00:10:15,906 --> 00:10:18,869 AND THEY'RE STARTING TO SEE THAT THIS IS A BUNCH OF-- 189 00:10:18,869 --> 00:10:20,450 HI. 190 00:10:20,450 --> 00:10:21,912 HI. 191 00:10:30,010 --> 00:10:31,802 I'M TEDDY. 192 00:10:31,802 --> 00:10:33,213 I'M BRANDON. 193 00:10:33,213 --> 00:10:36,887 WOW. SO I GUESS IT'S TRUE. 194 00:10:36,887 --> 00:10:38,258 WHAT'S TRUE? 195 00:10:38,258 --> 00:10:40,470 WELL, YOU-- I MEAN, US. 196 00:10:40,470 --> 00:10:43,103 I MEAN, I DIDN'T BELIEVE IT, BUT THEN I HAD TWO LEFT BOOTS, 197 00:10:43,103 --> 00:10:45,645 WHICH AREN'T ACTUALLY FEET, BUT THEY'RE WHERE FEET GO IN 198 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:50,070 WHEN YOU NEED SOMETHING TO WALK IN. SO IN A SENSE, THEY'RE FEET. 199 00:10:50,070 --> 00:10:52,322 - WHAT? - OKAY OKAY, 200 00:10:52,322 --> 00:10:54,154 I PROBABLY SOUND A LITTLE BIT CRAZY RIGHT NOW. 201 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:57,237 BUT YOU WOULD TOO IF A PSYCHIC TOLD YOU THERE WAS A BEAR IN YOUR ROOM, 202 00:10:57,237 --> 00:10:59,239 WHICH THERE WAS-- SORT OF. 203 00:10:59,239 --> 00:11:01,541 OH, AND IN MY ROOM, NOT IN YOUR ROOM. 204 00:11:01,541 --> 00:11:04,454 I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR ROOM. 205 00:11:04,454 --> 00:11:06,626 I'M GONNA GO NOW. 206 00:11:06,626 --> 00:11:08,458 I'M NOT CRAZY. 207 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:12,292 SERIOUSLY, I'M NOT CRAZY! 208 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:21,261 FOR DINNER I WOULD LIKE THE LOBSTER THERMOMETER. 209 00:11:21,261 --> 00:11:23,683 IT'S LOBSTER THERMIDOR. 210 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:26,226 WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT CORRECTING ME? 211 00:11:26,226 --> 00:11:29,569 THAT IF I DID IT AGAIN, YOU WERE GOING TO-- 212 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:34,905 WELL, I CAN'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU. 213 00:11:34,905 --> 00:11:37,447 NOW CHOP CHOP AND GET ME MY LOBSTER. 214 00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:39,820 I KNOW THIS IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS, 215 00:11:39,820 --> 00:11:42,452 BUT YOU'RE RUNNING UP QUITE A BILL HERE. 216 00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:44,124 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 217 00:11:44,124 --> 00:11:47,287 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT ROOM SERVICE IS, DO YOU? 218 00:11:47,287 --> 00:11:50,630 YEAH. I WANT THINGS AND YOU BRING THEM TO ME. 219 00:11:50,630 --> 00:11:52,753 FOR AN ADDITIONAL CHARGE. 220 00:11:52,753 --> 00:11:55,175 WAIT, IT COSTS MONEY? 221 00:11:55,175 --> 00:11:57,047 A LOT OF MONEY. 222 00:11:57,047 --> 00:12:00,260 SHALL WE SEE HOW MUCH MONEY? 223 00:12:00,260 --> 00:12:04,304 LET'S GO TO MY FAVORITE CHANNEL, 224 00:12:04,304 --> 00:12:07,347 THE BILL CHANNEL. 225 00:12:07,347 --> 00:12:09,229 OH MAMA! 226 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:12,192 $300?! 227 00:12:12,192 --> 00:12:15,065 I DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY. 228 00:12:15,065 --> 00:12:18,738 LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE IN QUITE A PICKLE-- WHICH, BY THE WAY, ARE $8. 229 00:12:20,410 --> 00:12:23,123 MOM AND DAD ARE GONNA GROUND ME FOREVER. 230 00:12:23,123 --> 00:12:27,207 PERHAPS WE CAN MAKE SOME KIND OF ARRANGEMENT. 231 00:12:27,207 --> 00:12:29,289 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 232 00:12:29,289 --> 00:12:32,042 I HAVE TO BE A BELLMAN? 233 00:12:32,042 --> 00:12:33,713 BELLBOY. 234 00:12:39,219 --> 00:12:41,802 ( slurping ) 235 00:12:41,802 --> 00:12:44,344 ( sighs ) 236 00:12:44,344 --> 00:12:46,056 HOW'S THE COCOA? 237 00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:47,767 ARE YOU WARMING UP? 238 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,981 AM I IN HEAVEN? 239 00:12:50,981 --> 00:12:53,273 WHY DOES HE KEEP SAYING THAT? 240 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:56,026 I DON'T KNOW. BUT IT'S SO CUTE. 241 00:12:56,026 --> 00:12:59,159 SO THIS IS YOUR CABIN, HUH? 242 00:12:59,159 --> 00:13:01,321 YEP. 243 00:13:01,321 --> 00:13:04,204 WE DON'T GET A LOT OF VISITORS. 244 00:13:04,204 --> 00:13:06,997 ESPECIALLY ONES WITH SPARKLING BLUE EYES. 245 00:13:06,997 --> 00:13:08,618 AND BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HAIR. 246 00:13:08,618 --> 00:13:12,212 THIS IS A LUCKY DAY FOR EVERYONE. 247 00:13:12,212 --> 00:13:16,176 DO YOU NEED TO CALL YOUR FAMILY AND LET THEM KNOW YOU'RE OKAY? 248 00:13:16,176 --> 00:13:18,258 NAH, I'M GOOD. 249 00:13:20,260 --> 00:13:22,923 SO YOU GIRLS LIVE HERE ALONE? 250 00:13:22,923 --> 00:13:26,056 - NO, OUR PA LIVES WITH US. - OH. 251 00:13:26,056 --> 00:13:29,099 - BUT HE'S AWAY ON BUSINESS. - OH. 252 00:13:29,099 --> 00:13:32,432 WHY DID YOU GO DOWN THE WRONG SIDE OF THE MOUNTAIN? 253 00:13:32,432 --> 00:13:36,316 BECAUSE... 254 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:39,319 - DO YOU GIRLS GET T.V. HERE? - NO. 255 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:42,822 I'M TRAINING TO DEFEND MY OLYMPIC GOLD MEDAL. 256 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,995 WOW. 257 00:13:44,995 --> 00:13:46,576 THAT'S AMAZING. 258 00:13:46,576 --> 00:13:50,210 YOU POOR BABY, YOU'RE FREEZING. 259 00:13:52,082 --> 00:13:53,623 I WANT TO RUN HIM A HOT BATH. 260 00:13:53,623 --> 00:13:55,455 - I WILL. - NO, I WILL. 261 00:13:55,455 --> 00:14:00,220 OH GIRLS, GIRLS. I'M GONNA NEED MORE THAN ONE BATH. 262 00:14:11,231 --> 00:14:14,104 HEY, MOM, CAN I BORROW YOUR PINK SCARF? 263 00:14:14,104 --> 00:14:17,107 SURE, HONEY. WHY ARE YOU ALL DOLLED UP? 264 00:14:17,107 --> 00:14:19,149 BECAUSE I THINK I MAY HAVE MET THE LOVE OF MY LIFE. 265 00:14:19,149 --> 00:14:21,982 EXCEPT I ACTED CRAZY AND SCARED HIM AWAY, 266 00:14:21,982 --> 00:14:24,284 SO NOW I HAVE TO GET SUPER CUTE AND HANG OUT IN THE LOBBY 267 00:14:24,284 --> 00:14:26,326 SO HE CAN FALL IN LOVE WITH ME. 268 00:14:26,326 --> 00:14:29,910 MOM, I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU, HE IS THE PERFECT GUY. 269 00:14:29,910 --> 00:14:31,912 WELL, OKAY, TELL ME ALL ABOUT HIM. 270 00:14:31,912 --> 00:14:34,794 OKAY. WELL, HE'S REALLY CUTE. 271 00:14:34,794 --> 00:14:36,917 HIS NAME IS BRANDON. 272 00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:39,759 AND THAT'S ALL I KNOW. 273 00:14:39,759 --> 00:14:42,092 HE DOES SOUND PERFECT. 274 00:14:43,093 --> 00:14:45,095 HEY, HONEY. HEY. 275 00:14:45,095 --> 00:14:48,098 WHY AREN'T YOU DRESSED? I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING SKIING. 276 00:14:48,098 --> 00:14:51,101 NO, CHANGE OF PLANS. THE FRONT DESK FOUND A JUSTICE OF THE PEACE 277 00:14:51,101 --> 00:14:53,313 WHO'S GOING TO MARRY US THIS AFTERNOON. 278 00:14:53,313 --> 00:14:54,514 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 279 00:14:54,514 --> 00:14:58,979 UM, HONEY. I WANT YOU TO BRACE YOURSELF. 280 00:14:58,979 --> 00:15:02,522 OKAY? YOUR FATHER AND I AREN'T ACTUALLY MARRIED. 281 00:15:02,522 --> 00:15:05,445 OH MY GOSH. 282 00:15:05,445 --> 00:15:09,029 I FORGOT TO FLOSS. 283 00:15:12,202 --> 00:15:14,244 - SO SHOULD WE GO GET MARRIED? - YEAH. 284 00:15:14,244 --> 00:15:16,126 BUT CAN'T IT WAIT TILL WE GET HOME? 285 00:15:16,126 --> 00:15:19,799 WELL, I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE REALLY ROMANTIC AND SPECIAL 286 00:15:19,799 --> 00:15:21,801 IF WE DID IT HERE... 287 00:15:21,801 --> 00:15:24,004 YOU KNOW, WHERE WE THOUGHT WE DID IT 19 YEARS AGO. 288 00:15:24,004 --> 00:15:27,007 BUT I ALREADY BOUGHT THE LIFT TICKETS. 289 00:15:27,007 --> 00:15:30,760 OH, COME ON, HONEY! WE'RE ON VACATION. 290 00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:32,262 COME ON, I WANT TO ENJOY MYSELF. 291 00:15:32,262 --> 00:15:35,225 OH OKAY. SO BEING MARRIED TO ME 292 00:15:35,225 --> 00:15:37,107 ISN'T SOMETHING YOU'D ENJOY? 293 00:15:37,107 --> 00:15:39,859 I'M NOT ENJOYING IT RIGHT NOW. 294 00:15:39,859 --> 00:15:42,402 FINE, DON'T MARRY ME THEN. 295 00:15:42,402 --> 00:15:46,987 WELL, ALL RIGHT, FINE. I WON'T. 296 00:15:46,987 --> 00:15:49,069 YOU WON'T LAST FIVE MINUTES WITHOUT ME. 297 00:15:49,069 --> 00:15:51,871 OH YEAH? YOU JUST WATCH ME. 298 00:15:51,871 --> 00:15:54,334 - HAVE YOU SEEN THAT-- - IT'S AROUND YOUR NECK. 299 00:15:54,334 --> 00:15:56,166 THANK YOU. 300 00:15:56,166 --> 00:15:58,958 STARTING RIGHT NOW, BABY! 301 00:16:05,295 --> 00:16:07,677 TELL US MORE ABOUT YOUR GOLD MEDAL. 302 00:16:07,677 --> 00:16:10,300 WELL, IT'S GOLD 303 00:16:10,300 --> 00:16:14,184 AND IT'S MADE OUT OF METAL. 304 00:16:14,184 --> 00:16:16,186 CAN WE GET YOU ANYTHING ELSE? 305 00:16:16,186 --> 00:16:19,149 YEAH. WHY DON'T YOU GET SOME MARSHMALLOWS, 306 00:16:19,149 --> 00:16:21,311 SOME CHOCOLATE AND SOME GRAHAM CRACKERS? 307 00:16:21,311 --> 00:16:23,733 - WHAT FOR? - SO WE CAN MAKE S'MORES. 308 00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:26,316 WHAT ARE THOSE? 309 00:16:26,316 --> 00:16:29,159 GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS, 310 00:16:29,159 --> 00:16:31,701 THERE'S SO MUCH I HAVE TO TEACH YOU. 311 00:16:31,701 --> 00:16:33,323 - I'LL GET THEM. - NO, I'LL GET THEM. 312 00:16:33,323 --> 00:16:36,416 - I'LL GET THEM! - AH! 313 00:16:36,416 --> 00:16:37,877 ( pans clank ) 314 00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:42,542 WHOA! WHO ARE YOU? 315 00:16:42,542 --> 00:16:43,923 WHO ARE YOU? 316 00:16:43,923 --> 00:16:45,505 I ASKED YOU FIRST. 317 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:49,839 I DON'T LIKE BOYS SNIFFING AROUND MY GIRLS. 318 00:16:49,839 --> 00:16:52,092 YOU MUST BE PA. 319 00:16:52,092 --> 00:16:55,135 WOW. 320 00:16:55,135 --> 00:16:58,098 YOU'RE BIGGER THAN EVERYTHING. 321 00:16:58,098 --> 00:16:59,979 GET OUT. 322 00:16:59,979 --> 00:17:03,193 MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY. 323 00:17:03,193 --> 00:17:04,734 IS THAT MY ROBE? 324 00:17:04,734 --> 00:17:06,946 OH WHOOPSIE. 325 00:17:06,946 --> 00:17:09,609 HERE YOU GO. 326 00:17:09,609 --> 00:17:12,532 NICE TO MEET YOU, SIR. 327 00:17:14,204 --> 00:17:16,956 ENJOY YOUR S'MORES. 328 00:17:34,514 --> 00:17:36,766 BYE. 329 00:17:39,269 --> 00:17:40,560 ( record scratches ) 330 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:43,143 YEAH, IF MOMMY'S GONNA BE SINGLE, 331 00:17:43,143 --> 00:17:45,605 YOU'RE GONNA BE SINGLE TOO. 332 00:17:45,605 --> 00:17:49,149 HEY, HONEY, STILL LOOKING FOR THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE? 333 00:17:49,149 --> 00:17:52,322 YEAH, AND I CAN'T FIND HIM ANYWHERE. 334 00:17:52,322 --> 00:17:55,905 MOM, WHAT IF I ONLY HAD ONE CHANCE AND I BLEW IT? 335 00:17:55,905 --> 00:17:59,789 I'VE BEEN FEELING EXACTLY THE SAME WAY. 336 00:17:59,789 --> 00:18:01,201 WHAT? 337 00:18:01,201 --> 00:18:04,334 BECAUSE DAD AND I AREN'T ACTUALLY MARRIED 338 00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:07,667 AND HE DIDN'T WANT TO MARRY ME AGAIN. 339 00:18:07,667 --> 00:18:10,420 I KNOW I'M PUTTING UP A BRAVE FRONT, 340 00:18:10,420 --> 00:18:12,842 BUT I'M REALLY HURTING. 341 00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:15,215 OH, MAYBE THAT'S HIM! 342 00:18:20,310 --> 00:18:23,223 HEY, WHAT'S UP? HOW'S IT GOING? 343 00:18:23,223 --> 00:18:27,147 LISTEN, IF A BIG SCARY GUY WITH A BEARD SHOWS UP, 344 00:18:27,147 --> 00:18:28,898 I'M NOT HERE. 345 00:18:31,191 --> 00:18:33,233 ( knock at door ) 346 00:18:33,233 --> 00:18:36,075 - Gabe:ROOM SERVICE. - YEAH, COME ON IN. 347 00:18:36,075 --> 00:18:39,289 HONEY, FOOD'S HERE. 348 00:18:42,292 --> 00:18:44,414 - WOW. - WHAT? 349 00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:46,336 AREN'T YOU A LITTLE YOUNG TO BE WORKING? 350 00:18:46,336 --> 00:18:48,508 I GOT MYSELF INTO SOME TROUBLE. 351 00:18:48,508 --> 00:18:50,630 DID YOU KNOW THAT ROOM SERVICE IS EXTRA? 352 00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:53,463 - EVERYONE KNOWS THAT. - NOT EVERYONE, MY FRIEND. 353 00:18:55,175 --> 00:18:58,137 GREAT GREAT. DO YOU MIND SETTING IT UP OVER THERE? 354 00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,430 AND IF YOU COULD TOSS THE SALAD, THAT WOULD BE GREAT. 355 00:19:00,430 --> 00:19:02,222 MY WIFE WILL BE RIGHT OUT, OKAY? 356 00:19:02,222 --> 00:19:04,524 UH, SURE. 357 00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:25,285 ECH! 358 00:19:40,139 --> 00:19:43,303 - WHAT DID YOU DO? - I TOSSED THE SALAD. 359 00:19:43,303 --> 00:19:45,395 NO, YOU'VE MADE A MESS. GET OUT OF HERE. 360 00:19:45,395 --> 00:19:47,807 I HAVE TO OPEN THE CIDER. 361 00:19:47,807 --> 00:19:51,361 OW! MY EYE! 362 00:19:51,361 --> 00:19:54,193 I'M GONNA GO GET YOU A WASHCLOTH, OKAY? 363 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,987 ( woman screams ) 364 00:19:57,987 --> 00:20:00,700 IF YOU NEED ANYTHING ELSE, MY NAME IS MARVIN. 365 00:20:06,326 --> 00:20:09,879 I ASSURE YOU, SIR, WHEN WE FIND THIS PERSON, THEY'LL BE DEALT WITH SEVERELY. 366 00:20:09,879 --> 00:20:12,672 IMPERSONATING A BELLMAN IS A SERIOUS OFFENSE. 367 00:20:18,097 --> 00:20:20,340 WELL, TIME TO GO SKIING. 368 00:20:23,343 --> 00:20:25,725 ( piano playing ) 369 00:20:36,356 --> 00:20:38,698 - WHOA. - HI. 370 00:20:40,780 --> 00:20:43,573 I-- IT'S SO WEIRD RUNNING INTO YOU. 371 00:20:43,573 --> 00:20:47,327 I HAVEN'T BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU. 372 00:20:47,327 --> 00:20:49,248 OKAY, I SEE YOU HAVE THAT SCARED LOOK IN YOUR EYE 373 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,371 AND YOU'RE PROBABLY GONNA BOLT ANY SECOND, 374 00:20:51,371 --> 00:20:54,083 SO BEFORE YOU DO THAT, 375 00:20:54,083 --> 00:20:55,965 CAN WE JUST START OVER? 376 00:20:55,965 --> 00:20:57,507 SURE. 377 00:20:57,507 --> 00:21:02,221 HEY, WHY DON'T I GRAB US SOME HOT COCOA 378 00:21:02,221 --> 00:21:04,884 AND YOU FIND US SOMEWHERE TO SIT? 379 00:21:04,884 --> 00:21:07,186 P.S.-- I LOOK REALLY GREAT NEXT TO FIRES. 380 00:21:07,186 --> 00:21:10,350 - THEN I'LL BE RIGHT HERE. - WELL, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 381 00:21:10,350 --> 00:21:13,272 - WHOA. - HI. 382 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,234 HI. 383 00:21:15,234 --> 00:21:19,238 - I'M JUSTIN. - OH NO, WE'RE FACE TO FACE. 384 00:21:19,238 --> 00:21:21,401 YEAH. YEAH, WE ARE. 385 00:21:21,401 --> 00:21:26,075 BUT I ALREADY WAS FACE TO FACE. I CAN'T BE FACE TO FACE TO FACE. 386 00:21:26,075 --> 00:21:27,997 WAIT, WHAT? 387 00:21:27,997 --> 00:21:32,171 WELL, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HIM, BUT NOW I GUESS IT COULD BE YOU. 388 00:21:32,171 --> 00:21:34,414 YOU KNOW WHAT? I NEED TO TALK TO MY PSYCHIC. 389 00:21:34,414 --> 00:21:37,377 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. SORRY. 390 00:21:37,377 --> 00:21:40,970 TEDDY. 391 00:21:40,970 --> 00:21:43,092 SPENCER. 392 00:21:48,227 --> 00:21:50,350 P.J.:NEXT TIME ON "GOOD LUCK CHARLIE"... 393 00:21:50,350 --> 00:21:52,021 WHERE ARE WE GOING TO FIND $500? 394 00:21:52,021 --> 00:21:54,143 THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO SIGN UP 395 00:21:54,143 --> 00:21:56,646 FOR THE ICE-DANCING CONTEST. 396 00:21:56,646 --> 00:21:58,988 GRAND PRIZE-- $500. 397 00:21:58,988 --> 00:22:01,240 WE'LL BE LUCKY TO FINISH SECOND. 398 00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:04,784 - THERE ARE ONLY TWO TEAMS. - SO YOU'RE FOLLOWING ME. 399 00:22:07,246 --> 00:22:08,868 AH! 400 00:22:08,868 --> 00:22:10,660 WHY DO I HAVE A NEW ROOM? 401 00:22:10,660 --> 00:22:13,122 BECAUSE YOU AND I ARE NOT LEGALLY MARRIED. 402 00:22:13,122 --> 00:22:16,255 AND SINCE IT WOULD YOU TO MARRY ME AGAIN,CE 403 00:22:16,255 --> 00:22:18,337 YOU'LL BE LODGING ELSEWHERE. 404 00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:20,720 SHE SAID I'D COME OF MY LIFE ON THIS TRIP.VE 405 00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:24,924 AND SO FAR I'VE MET BRANDON, JUSTIN AND SPENCER. 406 00:22:24,924 --> 00:22:27,306 THERE'S SOMETHING I REALLY NEED TO TELL YOU FACE TO FACE. 407 00:22:27,306 --> 00:22:29,138 NO, DON'T SAY FACE TO FACE.