1 00:00:07,841 --> 00:00:09,810 - HEY. SEE YOU LATER. - HEY, DAD. 2 00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:12,046 BEFORE YOU GO, CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? 3 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:14,348 - OH, ASK YOUR MOTHER. - WHY CAN'T I ASK YOU? 4 00:00:14,382 --> 00:00:16,184 WELL, BECAUSE WHATEVER ANSWER I GIVE YOU, 5 00:00:16,217 --> 00:00:18,452 SHE'S GONNA TELL ME IT'S THE WRONG ONE. 6 00:00:18,486 --> 00:00:21,555 WOW, DAD. WHEN DID YOU BECOME SO AFRAID OF MOM? 7 00:00:21,589 --> 00:00:23,491 I-- ASK YOUR MOTHER. 8 00:00:27,495 --> 00:00:31,299 HEY, MOM, CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? 9 00:00:31,332 --> 00:00:35,069 - ( car alarm blaring ) - OKAY, WHY CAN'T PEOPLE LEARN TO USE THEIR CAR ALARMS? 10 00:00:35,103 --> 00:00:38,439 - TURN IT OFF, JERK! - UH, MOM, THAT JERK IS YOU. 11 00:00:38,472 --> 00:00:41,342 - WHAT? - THAT'S YOUR CAR ALARM. 12 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:43,544 OH, WELL, THAT'S ENTIRELY DIFFERENT. 13 00:00:43,577 --> 00:00:47,215 - WHY IS IT GOING OFF? - THAT'S WHY. 14 00:00:47,248 --> 00:00:50,451 - UH-OH. - ( chuckles ) 15 00:00:50,484 --> 00:00:53,221 CHARLIE'S GOING THROUGH HER BUTTON-PUSHING PHASE. 16 00:00:53,254 --> 00:00:56,424 - ISN'T IT ADORABLE? - YEAH YEAH, REAL CUTE BABY. 17 00:00:56,457 --> 00:00:59,527 - CAN WE GET BACK TO ME NOW? - OKAY, HONEY, WHAT IS IT? 18 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:01,595 THE KIDS AT SCHOOL ARE TEASING ME AGAIN. 19 00:01:01,629 --> 00:01:04,632 - ABOUT YOUR HAIR? - NO, ABOUT MY BIKE. 20 00:01:04,665 --> 00:01:07,435 - WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY HAIR? - NOTHING. 21 00:01:07,468 --> 00:01:09,537 IT WORKED WHEN YOU WERE FIVE, IT WORKS NOW. 22 00:01:11,539 --> 00:01:13,241 OKAY, NOW WHAT ABOUT YOUR BIKE? 23 00:01:13,274 --> 00:01:15,176 IT'S LAME. I NEED A NEW ONE. 24 00:01:15,209 --> 00:01:17,245 OH, A NEW BIKE, HUH? 25 00:01:17,278 --> 00:01:18,546 - ASK YOUR FATHER. - REALLY? 26 00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:21,249 NO, I'M JUST KIDDING. 27 00:01:21,282 --> 00:01:23,651 YOU CAN'T HAVE A NEW BIKE. 28 00:01:23,684 --> 00:01:26,520 EVERYONE KNOWS YOUR BIKE IS A STATEMENT OF WHO YOU ARE. 29 00:01:26,554 --> 00:01:29,457 MY BIKE SAYS "THIS GUY IS A TOTAL GEEK." 30 00:01:29,490 --> 00:01:31,359 SAME THING YOUR HAIRCUT SAYS. 31 00:01:33,361 --> 00:01:35,596 ( rock music playing ) 32 00:01:35,629 --> 00:01:37,231 * TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST 33 00:01:37,265 --> 00:01:38,566 * RUNNING LATE, AND DAD SAYS * 34 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:41,369 * HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LEFT SHOE? * 35 00:01:41,402 --> 00:01:43,537 * I CLOSE MY EYES, TAKE A BITE * 36 00:01:43,571 --> 00:01:45,373 * GRAB A RIDE, LAUGH OUT LOUD * 37 00:01:45,406 --> 00:01:47,908 * THERE IT IS UP ON THE ROOF * 38 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:51,345 * I'VE BEEN THERE, I'VE SURVIVED * 39 00:01:51,379 --> 00:01:54,582 * SO JUST TAKE MY ADVICE * 40 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:56,550 * HANG IN THERE, BABY 41 00:01:56,584 --> 00:01:58,486 * THINGS ARE CRAZY 42 00:01:58,519 --> 00:02:01,422 * BUT I KNOW YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT * 43 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:03,357 * HANG IN THERE, BABY 44 00:02:03,391 --> 00:02:04,925 * THERE'S NO MAYBE 45 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:07,661 * EVERYTHING TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT * 46 00:02:07,695 --> 00:02:10,364 * YOUR LIFE IS UP AND DOWN * 47 00:02:10,398 --> 00:02:13,534 * BUT TRUST ME, IT COMES BACK AROUND * 48 00:02:13,567 --> 00:02:17,638 * YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE * 49 00:02:19,340 --> 00:02:21,675 * HANG IN THERE, BABY. 50 00:02:30,618 --> 00:02:34,188 HEY, HONEY. WHAT YOU WORKING ON? 51 00:02:34,222 --> 00:02:35,489 OH, NOTHING. 52 00:02:38,359 --> 00:02:40,461 - DO YOU MIND? I SAW THE WORD "MOM." 53 00:02:40,494 --> 00:02:44,198 OKAY, I'M WRITING A SCRIPT FOR MY DRAMA CLASS. 54 00:02:44,232 --> 00:02:45,466 WE'RE SUPPOSED TO SHOOT A SHORT FILM 55 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:47,335 ABOUT AN IMPORTANT MOMENT IN OUR LIVES. 56 00:02:47,368 --> 00:02:48,436 OOH OOH! WHICH MOMENT? 57 00:02:48,469 --> 00:02:50,238 I'VE BEEN INVOLVED IN SO MANY. 58 00:02:50,271 --> 00:02:52,606 WELL, IT'S ABOUT THE DAY YOU AND DAD SAT ME DOWN 59 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:54,475 AND TOLD ME YOU WERE EXPECTING CHARLIE. 60 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:57,211 - CAN I READ IT? - SURE, WHEN I'M FINISHED. 61 00:02:57,245 --> 00:02:58,479 NO, COME ON. I'M REALLY EXCITED. 62 00:02:58,512 --> 00:03:00,948 - GIVE ME A SNEAK PEEK. - ( sighs ) OKAY. 63 00:03:00,981 --> 00:03:03,384 OKAY, LET'S SEE HERE. "BOB"-- YAK YAK YAK. 64 00:03:03,417 --> 00:03:04,452 "TEDDY"-- BLAH BLAH BLAH. 65 00:03:04,485 --> 00:03:07,455 "AMY: TEDDY, WE NEED TO TALK TO YOU." 66 00:03:07,488 --> 00:03:09,523 OH, THIS IS REALLY GOOD. 67 00:03:09,557 --> 00:03:12,260 MOM EXITS. 68 00:03:12,293 --> 00:03:13,494 WHERE DOES IT SAY THAT? I DON'T SEE THAT. 69 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:16,464 NO NO, IT DOESN'T. I'M SAYING THAT. 70 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:22,536 ( doorbell rings ) 71 00:03:22,570 --> 00:03:24,505 ( chuckles ) 72 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:27,708 GUYS, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET MY NEW GIRLFRIEND NINA. 73 00:03:27,741 --> 00:03:30,644 NINA, THIS IS MY BEST FRIEND P.J.... 74 00:03:30,678 --> 00:03:32,480 - HI. - ...AND HIS SISTER TEDDY. 75 00:03:32,513 --> 00:03:35,516 - NICE TO MEET YOU. - OH, NICE TO MEET YOU TOO. 76 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:38,252 COME ON IN. EMMETT, WHEN DID YOU GET A GIRLFRIEND? 77 00:03:38,286 --> 00:03:41,555 LIKE 20 MINUTES AGO. I RUSHED RIGHT OVER AS SOON AS IT HAPPENED. 78 00:03:41,589 --> 00:03:44,425 EMMETT HAS TOLD ME SO MUCH ABOUT YOU. 79 00:03:44,458 --> 00:03:46,527 SHE TALKS LIKE THAT ALL THE TIME. 80 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,562 - SHE'S FROM SOUTH AMERICA. - VENEZUELA. 81 00:03:48,596 --> 00:03:50,531 I THOUGHT YOU SAID SOUTH AMERICA. 82 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:52,800 EMMETT, VENEZUELA IS IN SOUTH AMERICA. 83 00:03:52,833 --> 00:03:54,802 RIGHT? 84 00:03:54,835 --> 00:03:58,472 YEAH, THEY HAVE TROUBLE WITH SUBJECTS ENDING IN "-OGRAPHY." 85 00:03:58,506 --> 00:04:01,775 AND "-ATH." AND "-IENCE." 86 00:04:01,809 --> 00:04:04,044 TEDDY, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND? 87 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:05,746 - SURE. - I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 88 00:04:05,779 --> 00:04:07,548 OKAY. 89 00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:11,285 SO HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN IN THE COUNTRY? 90 00:04:11,319 --> 00:04:14,455 - ONLY ONE DAY. - THAT EXPLAINS HOW YOU ENDED UP WITH EMMETT. 91 00:04:15,556 --> 00:04:18,459 ( sighs ) SO, TEDDY, 92 00:04:18,492 --> 00:04:20,661 SINCE I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND NOW 93 00:04:20,694 --> 00:04:22,830 THIS THING THAT'S BEEN GOING ON BETWEEN US-- 94 00:04:22,863 --> 00:04:25,666 MMM, THAT THING THAT EXISTS ONLY IN YOUR HEAD? 95 00:04:25,699 --> 00:04:29,537 YEAH, THAT-- IT'S OVER. 96 00:04:29,570 --> 00:04:31,472 OKAY. 97 00:04:33,474 --> 00:04:35,643 THAT'S GOOD. DENY THE PAIN. 98 00:04:35,676 --> 00:04:38,779 - NO TEARS? - NO PROBLEM. 99 00:04:38,812 --> 00:04:42,750 - SO BRAVE. - SO... EMMETT. 100 00:04:49,357 --> 00:04:52,460 DAD! DAD, DAD, QUICK! GET IN HERE! 101 00:04:52,493 --> 00:04:54,462 MY BIKE IS GONE! SOMEBODY STOLE IT! 102 00:04:54,495 --> 00:04:57,465 - WHAT? - YEAH, THE GARAGE DOOR IS WIDE OPEN. 103 00:04:57,498 --> 00:04:59,567 BUT I CLOSED IT WHEN I CAME IN. 104 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:01,569 WELL, SOMEBODY OPENED IT, 105 00:05:01,602 --> 00:05:03,704 AND I THINK I KNOW WHO. 106 00:05:04,872 --> 00:05:08,742 - CHARLIE DID IT. - NO. 107 00:05:08,776 --> 00:05:11,379 YOU DID THAT! SHE'S PUSHING THE BUTTONS AGAIN. 108 00:05:11,412 --> 00:05:13,481 HANG ON, HANG ON. HEY YOU. 109 00:05:13,514 --> 00:05:16,517 HOW DID CHARLIE EVEN GET THE GARAGE DOOR REMOTE? 110 00:05:16,550 --> 00:05:19,753 WHO CARES? WHEELIE IS GONE. 111 00:05:19,787 --> 00:05:22,490 - YOU CALLED YOUR BIKE WHEELIE? - I USED TO. 112 00:05:22,523 --> 00:05:26,594 ( crying ) I LOVED THAT OLD BIKE. 113 00:05:26,627 --> 00:05:28,095 HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY. IT'S OKAY. 114 00:05:28,128 --> 00:05:29,797 YOU KNOW WHAT? WE'RE GONNA GET YOU A NEW ONE. 115 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:32,332 OKAY, I'LL BE IN THE CAR. 116 00:05:38,572 --> 00:05:42,710 TEDDY HONEY, YOUR SCRIPT IS TERRIFIC. 117 00:05:42,743 --> 00:05:45,446 - I LOVE IT. - OH, MOM, I'M SO GLAD YOU LIKE IT, 118 00:05:45,479 --> 00:05:47,147 'CAUSE I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA BE CRITICAL. 119 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:49,383 BUT YOU'RE NOT CRITICAL, YOU'RE JUST REALLY SMART. 120 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:51,919 OKAY, SO WHO'S IN IT? 121 00:05:51,952 --> 00:05:53,587 WHO'S PLAYING THE DUNCANS? 122 00:05:53,621 --> 00:05:54,788 OH, KIDS FROM MY DRAMA CLASS. 123 00:05:54,822 --> 00:05:56,657 THIS ONE KID, WALTER, IS PLAYING DAD. 124 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:58,526 BLAH BLAH BLAH. WHO'S PLAYING ME? 125 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:01,562 I HAVEN'T CAST THE MOM ROLE YET. 126 00:06:01,595 --> 00:06:03,163 I'M HAVING AUDITIONS LATER. 127 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:05,165 OH, OKAY. WELL, IF YOU NEED ME TO DO ANYTHING, 128 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:07,535 JUST LET ME KNOW. I COULD DO PROPS, 129 00:06:07,568 --> 00:06:09,570 COSTUMES OR PLAY MOM-- WHATEVER. 130 00:06:09,603 --> 00:06:11,872 HERE WE GO. 131 00:06:11,905 --> 00:06:13,774 YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW IF I'VE TOLD YOU THIS, 132 00:06:13,807 --> 00:06:16,944 BUT WHEN I WAS YOUNGER I DID A LOT OF THEATER. 133 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:20,648 REALLY? WHAT DID THE SOUTHWEST DENVER 134 00:06:20,681 --> 00:06:22,750 COMMUNITY COLLEGE "DAILY BUGLE" SAY? 135 00:06:22,783 --> 00:06:24,885 THE SOUTHWEST DENVER COMMUNITY COLLEGE "DAILY BUGLE" 136 00:06:24,918 --> 00:06:26,654 CALLED MY MAGGIE FROM "CAT ON A HOT TIN ROOF" 137 00:06:26,687 --> 00:06:28,689 PURR-FECT. 138 00:06:29,857 --> 00:06:32,159 AH. LOOK, MOM. I'M SUPPOSED TO USE KIDS 139 00:06:32,192 --> 00:06:33,761 FROM MY DRAMA CLASS IN THE VIDEO. 140 00:06:33,794 --> 00:06:36,564 OF COURSE. OF COURSE YOU ARE. 141 00:06:36,597 --> 00:06:38,599 - I UNDERSTAND. - THANKS. 142 00:06:39,767 --> 00:06:40,901 ( clears throat ) 143 00:06:40,934 --> 00:06:42,703 YOU KNOW WHAT I FEEL LIKE? 144 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:46,874 I FEEL ALL THE TIME LIKE A CAT ON A HOT TIN ROOF. 145 00:06:49,009 --> 00:06:52,613 DAD! MOM'S BUGGING ME! 146 00:07:04,725 --> 00:07:06,460 - HELLO THERE. - OH, HI. 147 00:07:06,494 --> 00:07:08,596 - IT'S P.J., RIGHT? - THAT'S RIGHT. 148 00:07:08,629 --> 00:07:09,863 SO HOW ARE YOU LIKING SOUTH HIGH? 149 00:07:09,897 --> 00:07:11,865 OH, EVERYONE IS SO NICE. 150 00:07:11,899 --> 00:07:13,967 SOME MORE NICE THAN OTHERS. 151 00:07:14,001 --> 00:07:17,838 THAT'S... NICE. 152 00:07:17,871 --> 00:07:20,974 UH, I HOPE YOU DON'T THINK I'M BEING TOO FORWARD, 153 00:07:21,008 --> 00:07:24,545 BUT I FIND YOU VERY INTRIGUING. 154 00:07:24,578 --> 00:07:28,482 I FIND YOU STANDING VERY CLOSE NOW. 155 00:07:28,516 --> 00:07:32,019 THIS IS MY NUMBER. I HOPE YOU'LL USE IT. 156 00:07:32,052 --> 00:07:33,987 DON'T YOU ALREADY HAVE A BOYFRIEND? 157 00:07:34,021 --> 00:07:37,791 NO, BUT I'M HOPING TO. CIAO. 158 00:07:38,926 --> 00:07:40,628 CIAO? 159 00:07:40,661 --> 00:07:43,797 OH, NO, SHE ALREADY HAS A NICKNAME FOR ME. 160 00:07:50,704 --> 00:07:52,740 - HI, HONEY. - HEY. 161 00:07:52,773 --> 00:07:54,875 WHY IS THERE A NEW BIKE IN THE GARAGE? 162 00:07:54,908 --> 00:07:57,911 GABE'S BIKE GOT STOLEN. POOR KID WAS CRUSHED. 163 00:07:57,945 --> 00:08:02,249 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? HE HATED HIS OLD BIKE. 164 00:08:02,282 --> 00:08:04,718 - WHEELIE? - YES, WEALLY. 165 00:08:05,953 --> 00:08:08,656 ARE WE TALKING LIKE THIS FOR A WEASON? 166 00:08:08,689 --> 00:08:11,825 NO, WHEELIE IS WHAT HE CALLED HIS BIKE. 167 00:08:11,859 --> 00:08:13,994 YESTERDAY HE CALLED HIS BIKE LAME 168 00:08:14,027 --> 00:08:16,029 AND THEN ASKED ME FOR A NEW ONE. 169 00:08:21,769 --> 00:08:22,936 HUH. 170 00:08:24,638 --> 00:08:25,906 KINDA SUSPICIOUS, DON'T YOU THINK? 171 00:08:25,939 --> 00:08:27,775 YEAH. 172 00:08:27,808 --> 00:08:29,943 IT WEALLY IS. 173 00:08:33,781 --> 00:08:37,317 HEY, DO YOU KNOW HOW THEY SAY BANANAS IN VENEZUELA? 174 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:39,853 BANANAS. 175 00:08:41,589 --> 00:08:44,024 DO YOU KNOW WHAT GIRLS FROM VENEZUELA CALL THE GUY 176 00:08:44,057 --> 00:08:46,594 THEY SECRETLY WANT TO DATE BEHIND THEIR BEST FRIEND'S BACK? 177 00:08:47,661 --> 00:08:49,863 CIAO. 178 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:52,700 WAIT. WHAT? 179 00:08:52,733 --> 00:08:54,668 NINA FLIRTED WITH ME AT SCHOOL TODAY. 180 00:08:54,702 --> 00:08:56,770 - NO, SHE DIDN'T. - DID TOO. 181 00:08:56,804 --> 00:08:58,038 OKAY, MAYBE YOU DIDN'T UNDERSTAND HER. 182 00:08:58,071 --> 00:09:00,941 I UNDERSTAND ENGLISH. 183 00:09:00,974 --> 00:09:04,011 I'VE BEEN SPEAKING IT SINCE I WAS SEVEN. 184 00:09:05,813 --> 00:09:06,980 I THINK YOU'RE MAKING THINGS UP. 185 00:09:07,014 --> 00:09:10,718 DUDE, SHE SAID, "I FIND YOU INTRIGUING." 186 00:09:10,751 --> 00:09:14,788 NOW I DON'T SPEAK SPANISH, BUT THAT HAS GOT TO BE A COME-ON. 187 00:09:17,124 --> 00:09:19,727 ALL RIGHTY. ARE YOU GUYS READY? 188 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:24,131 HEY. I THOUGHT YOU KIDS MIGHT LIKE SOME REFRESHMENTS. 189 00:09:24,164 --> 00:09:27,801 THANK YOU, HONEY. I'M SO LUCKY TO HAVE YOU. 190 00:09:27,835 --> 00:09:30,604 ( sighs ) 191 00:09:30,638 --> 00:09:33,006 UH, MOM, THAT'S WALTER. HE'S PLAYING DAD. 192 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:35,609 PLEASE, CALL ME BOB. 193 00:09:35,643 --> 00:09:37,645 IT'LL HELP ME STAY IN CHARACTER. 194 00:09:37,678 --> 00:09:39,847 TAKE YOUR ARM AWAY, BOB. 195 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:43,617 AND THIS IS KIMMY. SHE'S PLAYING ME. 196 00:09:43,651 --> 00:09:45,385 QUESTION ABOUT MY CHARACTER: 197 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:47,020 WHY DID YOU NAME HER TEDDY? 198 00:09:47,054 --> 00:09:49,623 WELL, WE JUST REALLY LIKED THE NAME. 199 00:09:49,657 --> 00:09:51,625 ( mimics explosion ) 200 00:09:51,659 --> 00:09:53,661 THAT WAS YOU BLOWING MY MIND. 201 00:09:57,164 --> 00:09:58,932 SHE WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO TRIED OUT. 202 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:02,002 WELL, HAVE YOU FOUND A MOM YET? 203 00:10:02,035 --> 00:10:04,404 OH, NO, ALL THE AMY CANDIDATES ARE OUT ON THE PORCH. 204 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:06,874 OH, OKAY. WHATEVER. 205 00:10:06,907 --> 00:10:08,909 I WASN'T EVEN THINKING ABOUT THAT, REALLY. 206 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:11,812 IS THAT THE MAIL I HEAR? I'M JUST GONNA GO CHECK AND FIND OUT. 207 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:18,185 SORRY, GIRLS, THE VIDEO SHOOT'S BEEN CANCELED. 208 00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:21,689 YEAH, THE DUNCANS HAVE HEAD LICE. 209 00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:29,162 OKAY, FIRST LET'S-- 210 00:10:29,196 --> 00:10:31,064 HEY, WHERE'D EVERYBODY GO? 211 00:10:31,098 --> 00:10:32,833 BEATS ME. 212 00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:36,937 ANYTHING MOM CAN DO FOR YOU? 213 00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:42,943 WOW. YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLE. OKAY, WELL, 214 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:44,812 SEEING AS I HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE, WOULD YOU-- 215 00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:47,848 YES! ( giggles ) 216 00:10:54,454 --> 00:10:56,123 OKAY, HERE WE GO. 217 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:58,091 MOM, COME ON. I WANT TO GET STARTED. 218 00:10:58,125 --> 00:11:01,428 - Amy: COMING! - I SPEND MORE TIME 219 00:11:01,461 --> 00:11:03,764 - WAITING FOR THAT WOMAN. - ( footsteps approaching ) 220 00:11:12,072 --> 00:11:14,241 ( whispers ) MOM, WHY DID YOU CHANGE? 221 00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:17,811 - THE SCRIPT SAYS AMY'S IN SCRUBS. - OH, HONEY, 222 00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:19,246 I LEARNED IN COLLEGE THEATER 223 00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:21,681 THAT THE SCRIPT IS REALLY JUST AN OUTLINE. 224 00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:26,453 OKAY. ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE, HERE WE GO. 225 00:11:26,486 --> 00:11:28,055 BOB AND AMY, YOU'RE ON THE COUCH. 226 00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:30,190 TEDDY ENTERS FROM OVER THERE. NOW REMEMBER, GUYS, 227 00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:32,793 THIS IS JUST A REHEARSAL SO USE YOUR SCRIPTS. 228 00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:34,795 AND ACTION. 229 00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:37,264 "TEDDY, CAN YOU COME HERE A MINUTE?" 230 00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:39,232 "TEDDY CROSSES TO THE COUCH, NERVOUS. 231 00:11:39,266 --> 00:11:41,068 'AM I IN TROUBLE'-- QUESTION MARK." 232 00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:45,205 NO NO NO, KIMMY, JUST THE LINES, HONEY. 233 00:11:45,238 --> 00:11:47,975 NOT THE OTHER STUFF, OKAY? 234 00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:49,777 AND ACTION. 235 00:11:49,810 --> 00:11:52,479 "TEDDY, WE NEED TO TALK TO YOU." 236 00:11:52,512 --> 00:11:55,082 "AM I IN TROUBLE?" 237 00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:58,018 "WELL, I'LL JUST SAY IT. 238 00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:00,788 - YOUR MOTHER'S GONNA HAVE A BABY." - OKAY, CAN WE STOP? 239 00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:02,890 CAN WE STOP? I'M SORRY. 240 00:12:02,923 --> 00:12:05,258 THESE WORDS-- THEY JUST DON'T FIT INTO MY MOUTH COMFORTABLY. 241 00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:09,296 BUT IT'S WHAT HAPPENED. IT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU SAID 242 00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:11,799 THE DAY YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WEARING SCRUBS. 243 00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:15,502 OKAY, VALID POINT, BUT DO WE WANT TO MAKE IT REAL 244 00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:18,105 OR DO WE WANT TO MAKE IT GOOD? 245 00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:20,808 I WANT TO MAKE IT BEFORE MY BATTERY DIES. 246 00:12:23,811 --> 00:12:27,114 YEAH. WELL, THAT NEW BIKE SURE IS A BEAUTY. 247 00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:29,516 - SURE IS, DAD. - ( both chuckle ) 248 00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:32,820 - ALL RIGHT. HAVE FUN. - OKAY. 249 00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:35,555 - GABE, BEFORE YOU GO... - YEAH? 250 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,190 - ...ONE QUICK QUESTION. - MM-HMM. 251 00:12:37,224 --> 00:12:39,326 YOU KNOW THAT GARAGE DOOR REMOTE THAT CHARLIE HAD? 252 00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:42,095 - MM-HMM. - HOW DO YOU THINK SHE GOT THAT DOWN FROM THE CUPBOARD? 253 00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:47,801 - MAYBE YOU SHOULD ASK CHARLIE. - YEAH, WELL, 254 00:12:47,835 --> 00:12:51,204 - YOU KNOW I CAN'T DO THAT. - OH, BECAUSE SHE CAN'T TALK YET. 255 00:12:51,238 --> 00:12:52,940 - YEAH. - YEAH, THAT IS A BUMMER. 256 00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:54,574 YEAH, IT SURE IS. 257 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,076 ALL RIGHT. YOU KNOW WHAT? I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 258 00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:58,145 OKAY. 259 00:12:58,178 --> 00:13:00,580 YOU KNOW WHAT? JUST ONE MORE THING. 260 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,349 MM-HMM. 261 00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:04,818 YOU KNOW, I DON'T EVEN THINK 262 00:13:04,852 --> 00:13:06,586 THAT REMOTE WORKS FROM THE KITCHEN WHERE CHARLIE WAS. 263 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,588 DAD, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY? 264 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,257 ARE YOU ACCUSING ME OF SOMETHING? 265 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:12,860 NO, I JUST WANNA KNOW WHEN YOU'RE GONNA BE BACK. 266 00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:16,163 OH, HALF AN HOUR. CAN I GO NOW? 267 00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:17,364 OF COURSE YOU CAN, GABE. 268 00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:19,867 YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN FREE TO GO. 269 00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:24,804 OKAY. 270 00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:33,847 OKAY OKAY, THERE SHE IS. 271 00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:36,583 NOW I'M GOING TO PROVE TO YOU THAT SHE LIKES ME 272 00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:39,286 - AND NOT YOU. - OKAY. OKAY. 273 00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:42,389 - HI. - HI. 274 00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:44,124 - HI. - HI. 275 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,393 SO FAR IT'S A TIE. 276 00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:49,930 OKAY, I KNOW WE BOTH HAVE A LOT TO OFFER, 277 00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:52,032 BUT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN US. 278 00:13:52,065 --> 00:13:53,433 OH, I CHOOSE P.J. 279 00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:57,404 OKAY, LET'S TRY THAT AGAIN. 280 00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:59,606 AND REMEMBER IT'S A MULTIPLE-CHOICE QUESTION. 281 00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:02,409 MY CHOICE IS STILL P.J. 282 00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:04,878 I'M SORRY, I CAN'T GO OUT WITH YOU. 283 00:14:04,912 --> 00:14:07,948 I WOULDN'T DO THAT TO EMMETT. PALS BEFORE GALS. 284 00:14:07,981 --> 00:14:10,417 - THANKS, MAN. - YOU'D DO THE SAME FOR ME, RIGHT? 285 00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:12,285 YEAH, LET'S GO WITH THAT. 286 00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:15,088 WAIT A MINUTE. I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON HERE. 287 00:14:15,122 --> 00:14:18,058 - YOU THINK I'M NINA. - YOU'RE NOT? 288 00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:21,461 NO! I'M TINA. THAT'S NINA. 289 00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:28,635 ( both laugh ) TWINS! 290 00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:30,337 WAIT. WHAT ARE WE DOING? 291 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,415 AND THEN I COULD SAY, 292 00:14:42,449 --> 00:14:46,119 "TEDDY GIRL, MAMA'S HAVING A BABY CHILD!" 293 00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:50,457 RIGHT? RIGHT? ISN'T THAT BETTER? 294 00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:52,159 DOESN'T IT MAKE MORE SENSE 295 00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:54,894 THAT AMY WOULD TELL TEDDY ABOUT THE BABY? 296 00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:01,301 "MAMA'S HAVING A BABY CHILD"? 297 00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:03,303 WELL, TEDDY, I'M JUST TRYING TO FIND 298 00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:04,938 THE EMOTIONAL TRUTH TO THE PIECE. 299 00:15:04,972 --> 00:15:07,240 NO THANK YOU. 300 00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:09,709 OKAY, FINE. YOU WANT ME TO BE A ROBOT, I'LL BE A ROBOT. 301 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,711 I'LL BE A ROBOT. 302 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:14,247 ( robotic voice ) AM I IN TROUBLE? 303 00:15:15,983 --> 00:15:18,185 NO. NO NO NO NO NO. 304 00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:20,320 NOBODY'S A ROBOT. WE'RE DOING THE SCRIPT AS WRITTEN. 305 00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:23,356 OKAY, PLACES EVERYONE. 306 00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:25,225 - ( beeps ) - AND ACTION. 307 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:27,194 TEDDY, CAN YOU COME HERE A MINUTE? 308 00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:28,996 ( melodramatically ) AM I IN TROUBLE? 309 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:32,699 TEDDY, WE NEED TO TALK TO YOU. 310 00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:34,401 WELL, I'LL JUST SAY IT-- 311 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,103 YOUR MOTHER'S GONNA HAVE A BABY. 312 00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:37,537 A WHAT? 313 00:15:39,406 --> 00:15:41,274 A BABY. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE 314 00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:42,509 A NEW LITTLE BROTHER OR SISTER. 315 00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:45,245 - OH! - NOW WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 316 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,247 I JUST FELT THE BABY KICK. 317 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,149 - ( gasps ) - NO. NO NO NO. 318 00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:52,119 THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. THE BABY DOESN'T HAVE FEET YET. 319 00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:54,387 OKAY. YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M JUST TRYING 320 00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:56,723 TO FIGURE OUT THE MIX OF EMOTIONS THAT I WAS FEELING THAT DAY. 321 00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:59,126 YOU KNOW, THE EXCITEMENT, THE CONFUSION, 322 00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:02,029 THE FEAR, THE HORMONES. 323 00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:10,003 YEAH, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS FEELING THAT DAY? 324 00:16:10,037 --> 00:16:11,504 IT WAS "WHY ARE YOU HAVING ANOTHER BABY? 325 00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:14,374 YOU BARELY HAVE TIME FOR THE THREE KIDS YOU HAVE NOW." 326 00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:24,417 WAS THAT IN THE SCRIPT? BECAUSE I'M LOST. 327 00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:28,788 TEDDY HONEY, 328 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,523 WHAT WAS THAT? 329 00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:33,426 I'M SORRY, MOM. I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT. 330 00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:35,328 WELL, IS THAT REALLY HOW YOU FELT? 331 00:16:35,362 --> 00:16:37,164 WERE YOU REALLY MAD THAT WE WERE HAVING ANOTHER BABY? 332 00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:40,267 - YEAH, I KINDA WAS. - WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING? 333 00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:42,102 MOM, WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO SAY? 334 00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:44,337 CHARLIE WAS ON THE WAY. YOU WERE ALL SO EXCITED. 335 00:16:44,371 --> 00:16:47,074 EXCITED? I DIDN'T KNOW HOW WE WERE GONNA MAKE IT ALL WORK. 336 00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:49,276 - I WAS TERRIFIED. - REALLY? 'CAUSE YOU DIDN'T SHOW IT. 337 00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:52,145 THAT'S BECAUSE I'M A REALLY GREAT ACTRESS. 338 00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:59,186 COME HERE. SIT DOWN. 339 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:02,489 DO YOU STILL FEEL THAT WAY, 340 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,324 LIKE WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME FOR YOU? 341 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:07,060 ACTUALLY, TODAY I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU HAD 342 00:17:07,094 --> 00:17:09,496 A LITTLE BIT TOO MUCH TIME FOR ME. 343 00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:13,066 NO. SERIOUSLY, 344 00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:14,834 I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU'RE DOING IT, 345 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,536 BUT YOU GUYS ARE DOING A GREAT JOB. 346 00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:19,072 WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE WE'RE NOT DOING IT ALONE, 347 00:17:19,106 --> 00:17:23,343 AND ONE OF THE BIG REASONS IT WORKS IS YOU. 348 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:26,179 THE BOYS HELP OUT TOO. 349 00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:28,215 BUT YOU'RE RIGHT, IT'S MOSTLY ME. 350 00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:30,183 ( laughs ) 351 00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:32,352 LOOK, TEDDY. IN THE FUTURE, 352 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,354 IF EVER YOU'RE FEELING SOMETHING, YOU'VE GOT TO TELL ME, OKAY? 353 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:35,855 COME HERE. COME HERE. 354 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:38,191 I WANT US TO ALWAYS BE HONEST WITH EACH OTHER. 355 00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:39,859 OKAY, I'LL BE HONEST WITH YOU. 356 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:42,295 SAY THE LINES AS WRITTEN OR YOU'RE FIRED. 357 00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:44,664 ( gasps ) AWW. 358 00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:51,871 ( beeps ) 359 00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:54,107 ( whirring ) 360 00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:10,123 WHAT'S THE MATTER, GABE? 361 00:18:10,157 --> 00:18:13,126 - UM, DAD-- - ( chuckles ) ARE YOU OKAY? 362 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:15,128 YOU LOOK SHOOK UP. 363 00:18:15,162 --> 00:18:18,598 - WHEELIE'S BACK. - I KNOW! ISN'T IT GREAT? 364 00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:20,900 YAY. UM... 365 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,202 HOW DID YOU FIND HIM? 366 00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:23,670 OH, I CAME HOME FROM WORK, 367 00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:25,272 I SAW THAT KID JAKE ON YOUR BIKE, 368 00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:27,440 SO I CALLED THE COPS AND THEY ARRESTED HIM. 369 00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:29,276 THEY ARRESTED JAKE? 370 00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:30,910 BUT HE'S JUST A KID. 371 00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:33,213 OOH, HE WON'T BE WHEN HE GETS OUT. 372 00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:39,419 WHAT? WHAT'S WRONG, SON? 373 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:40,887 SOMETHING BOTHERING YOU? 374 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:43,456 UM... NO. 375 00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:46,226 NO? WELL, SOMETHING'S BOTHERING ME, 376 00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:48,328 BECAUSE HERE'S WHAT I THINK REALLY HAPPENED. 377 00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:52,565 FIRST, YOU SOLD YOUR BIKE TO JAKE 378 00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:55,235 AND THEN YOU POCKETED THE MONEY. 379 00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:59,906 THEN YOU OPENED THE GARAGE DOOR... 380 00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:02,475 - ( beeps ) - ...USING THE KEYPAD. 381 00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:05,312 FINALLY, YOU GRABBED THE REMOTE 382 00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:06,913 FROM THE KITCHEN CABINET 383 00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:09,516 AND YOU PLANTED IT ON CHARLIE. 384 00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:17,190 INTERESTING THEORY, BUT IT DOESN'T PROVE A THING. 385 00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,927 YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT. 386 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:24,464 I DIDN'T HAVE ANY HARD PROOF, 387 00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:28,335 BUT I KEPT THINKING, THINKING 388 00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:30,503 AND THINKING 389 00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:32,639 AND THEN A BELL WENT OFF. 390 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,674 ( doorbell rings ) 391 00:19:36,243 --> 00:19:38,211 - IS GABE HERE? - NO. 392 00:19:38,245 --> 00:19:40,547 TELL HIM JAKE WANTS HIS $10 BACK. 393 00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:43,182 THIS BIKE IS A PIECE OF JUNK. 394 00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:51,324 AND THAT'S WHEN ALL THE PIECES FELL INTO PLACE. 395 00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:55,695 ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT ME. 396 00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:57,230 NOW WHAT HAPPENS? 397 00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:02,235 ASK YOUR MOTHER. 398 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,744 BACK FROM THE BIKE STORE. 399 00:20:11,778 --> 00:20:15,014 CHARLIE, YOUR BROTHER HAS SOMETHING HE WOULD LIKE TO SAY TO YOU. 400 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,649 GO AHEAD, GABE. 401 00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:21,488 CHARLIE, I'M SORRY I TRIED TO FRAME YOU. 402 00:20:21,521 --> 00:20:24,757 AW. REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME I SAID THAT TO YOU? 403 00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:27,994 LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY. 404 00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:32,031 AND NOW HERE IS A LITTLE I'M-SORRY PRESENT FROM YOUR BROTHER. 405 00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:34,267 OKAY, BRING IT IN. 406 00:20:34,301 --> 00:20:36,303 - OH. - YAY! 407 00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:39,272 YEAH, WE EXCHANGED GABE'S NEW BIKE FOR THIS ONE. 408 00:20:39,306 --> 00:20:40,473 ( laughs ) 409 00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:46,746 - Thank you. - Amy: You're welcome. 410 00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:49,015 ( laughs ) 411 00:20:49,048 --> 00:20:52,519 Charlie, there you are on your very first bike. 412 00:20:52,552 --> 00:20:56,323 Yeah yeah. Teddy girl, 413 00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:58,725 Mama's baby child has a new tricycle! 414 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:02,362 It's pink and red stickers on it.ttle 415 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:08,301 Teddy: your very first spotlight.ing 416 00:21:08,335 --> 00:21:10,737 Good luck, Charlie. 417 00:21:17,076 --> 00:21:19,546 I FEEL SO BAD. I JUST CAN'T TELL THEM APART. 418 00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:22,449 - IT IS HARD. - AND I DON'T WANT TO OFFEND THEM. 419 00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:25,652 WELL, YOU JUST HAVE TO FIND ONE LITTLE THING THAT'S DIFFERENT. 420 00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:27,687 - ( sport announcer speaking on TV ) - ( crowd cheering ) 421 00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:34,327 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 422 00:21:34,361 --> 00:21:37,797 I HAVE NO IDEA, AND I'M MARRIED TO ONE OF THEM. 423 00:21:39,098 --> 00:21:40,800 HEY, UH, DADS, 424 00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:43,336 CAN I HAVE FIVE BUCKS? 425 00:21:43,370 --> 00:21:46,339 ( sighs ) 426 00:21:47,774 --> 00:21:51,844 HUH. I LOVE ( laughs ) DADS. 427 00:21:51,878 --> 00:21:54,714 UNBELIEVABLE. WE'LL NEVER FIGURE IT OUT. 428 00:21:55,682 --> 00:21:57,617 Amy: WAIT. WAIT. 429 00:21:57,650 --> 00:22:01,320 YUP, THAT'S MY GUY. 430 00:22:03,390 --> 00:22:05,658 ( theme music plays )