1
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OH, YOU'VE GOT
TO BE KIDDING ME.

2
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LISTEN TO SPENCER'S
LATEST STATUS UPDATE.

3
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"JUST CHILLING AT HOME."
WHO CARES?

4
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APPARENTLY YOU DO.

5
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MOM. NO NO,
I DO NOT.

6
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I COULD CARE LESS WHAT
MY EX-BOYFRIEND IS UP TO.

7
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OH, HE HASN'T EVEN CHANGED
HIS ONLINE STATUS YET.

8
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IT STILL SAYS
"IN A RELATIONSHIP."

9
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- HE JUST CAN'T LET ME GO.
- WELL, MAYBE HE FORGOT
TO CHANGE IT.

10
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UH, MOM, HOW COULD HE FORGET?
HE'S ONLINE ALL THE TIME.

11
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AND YOU KNOW THIS HOW?

12
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I CHECK HIS STATUS
EVERY HOUR.

13
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WELL, THE IMPORTANT THING
IS YOU'VE MOVED ON.

14
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GABE HONEY,
YOU HAVE A PLAYDATE
THIS AFTERNOON.

15
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- ( chuckles )
NO, I DON'T.
- YES, YOU DO.

16
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A NEW FAMILY MOVED IN
DOWN THE STREET

17
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AND THEY HAVE
A SON YOUR AGE,

18
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SO I MADE PLANS
FOR THE TWO OF YOU
TO GET TOGETHER.

19
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OH, MOM, LET ME EXPLAIN
WHERE YOU WENT WRONG.

20
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I'M 11. I DON'T HAVE
"PLAYDATES" ANYMORE.

21
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I HANG.

22
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HIS NAME IS AUSTIN
AND I THINK HE'LL BE

23
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A VERY GOOD
INFLUENCE ON YOU.
HE'S VERY WELL-BEHAVED.

24
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YOU KNOW THAT
WELL-BEHAVED AND I
ARE NATURAL ENEMIES.

25
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COULD YOU JUST BE NICE?

26
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OKAY, BE CIVIL.

27
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IT'S TOO LATE
TO CANCEL.

28
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( rock music playing )

29
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* TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST

30
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* RUNNING LATE,
AND DAD SAYS *

31
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* HAS ANYBODY
SEEN MY LEFT SHOE? *

32
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* I CLOSE MY EYES,
TAKE A BITE *

33
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* GRAB A RIDE,
LAUGH OUT LOUD *

34
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* THERE IT IS
UP ON THE ROOF *

35
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* I'VE BEEN THERE,
I'VE SURVIVED *

36
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* SO JUST TAKE
MY ADVICE *

37
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* HANG IN THERE, BABY

38
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* THINGS ARE CRAZY

39
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* BUT I KNOW
YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT *

40
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* HANG IN THERE, BABY

41
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* THERE'S NO MAYBE

42
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* EVERYTHING
TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT *

43
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* YOUR LIFE
IS UP AND DOWN *

44
00:02:01,355 --> 00:02:04,558
* BUT TRUST ME,
IT COMES BACK AROUND *

45
00:02:04,592 --> 00:02:08,662
* YOU'RE GONNA LOVE
WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE *

46
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* HANG IN THERE, BABY.

47
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( low droning
tones playing )

48
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PLEASE DON'T BE
A PLUMBING PROBLEM.

49
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PLEASE DON'T BE
A PLUMBING PROBLEM!

50
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THANK YOU.
WE'LL BE IN TOUCH.

51
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WHAT IS--
WHAT IS GOING ON?

52
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WE'RE HAVING AUDITIONS
FOR A NEW BAND MEMBER.

53
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P.J. AND THE VIBE NEED
START GETTING GIGS.E CAN

54
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AND THAT FULLER SOUND
A DIDGERIDOO? FROM

55
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IS THAT WHAT
THAT THING IS CALLED?

56
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ALL RIGHT, LOOK.
AUDITIONS GONNA GO ON?ESE

57
00:03:00,348 --> 00:03:03,451
- FOR A FEW MORE HOURS.
- OH MAN.

58
00:03:03,484 --> 00:03:06,254
I REALLY GOTTA GET
MY OWN PLACE.

59
00:03:06,287 --> 00:03:08,522
( music playing )

60
00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:17,498
NEXT.

61
00:03:17,531 --> 00:03:19,533
( classical music playing )

62
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( beatboxing )

63
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THANKS.
UH, YOU CAN KEEP
THE MICROPHONE.

64
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( music playing )

65
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WAIT. STOP.

66
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- THAT WAS AWFUL.
- EMMETT, DON'T BE RUDE.

67
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I'M SORRY, BUT I'M NOT
GONNA SUGARCOAT IT,

68
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EVEN IF SHE IS
MY GRANDMA.

69
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( rock music playing )

70
00:04:06,847 --> 00:04:09,283
- WHAT DO YOU THINK?
- WELL, HE'S PRETTY GOOD,

71
00:04:09,317 --> 00:04:10,784
BUT I'M NOT SURE
IF HE HAS THE RIGHT LOOK.

72
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

73
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WELL, YOU AND ME
ARE SO HOT.

74
00:04:14,688 --> 00:04:16,757
AND HE'S SO...

75
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NOT.

76
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I CAN'T ARGUE
WITH THAT.

77
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LISTEN, JIMMY.

78
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- WE'RE GONNA THINK
ABOUT IT AND LET YOU KNOW.
- COULD YOU LET ME KNOW SOON?

79
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'CAUSE MY BROTHER'S HAVING
A PARTY THIS WEEKEND

80
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AND HE WANTS LIVE MUSIC.
HE'S WILLING TO PAY.

81
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Both:
WELCOME TO THE BAND.

82
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( doorbell rings )

83
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HEY, AUSTIN.
COME ON IN.

84
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GABE HONEY,
AUSTIN'S HERE.

85
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WHAT A LOVELY HOME,
MRS. DUNCAN.

86
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SO COMFORTABLE LOOKING.

87
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WHAT A NICE WAY
OF SAYING MESSY.

88
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GABE, THIS IS AUSTIN.

89
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- HOW DO YOU DO?
- HOW DO I DO WHAT?

90
00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:04,872
- HE'S SAYING HELLO.
- WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE THAT?

91
00:05:04,905 --> 00:05:07,641
WELL, I WASN'T SURE
WHAT ACTIVITIES
YOU HAD PLANNED,

92
00:05:07,675 --> 00:05:09,877
SO I SETTLED
ON DAYTIME CASUAL.

93
00:05:11,412 --> 00:05:12,746
REALLY, MOM?

94
00:05:12,780 --> 00:05:15,516
THIS IS HOW YOU WANT ME
TO SPEND MY AFTERNOON?

95
00:05:15,549 --> 00:05:18,686
WELL, YOU BOYS HAVE FUN.
I'LL BE UPSTAIRS WITH CHARLIE.

96
00:05:18,719 --> 00:05:20,621
POOR LITTLE BABY'S
NOT FEELING WELL.

97
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POOR LITTLE GABY'S
NOT FEELING SO HOT EITHER.

98
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WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO,
PLAY VIDEO GAMES?

99
00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:28,629
- OH, I'M NOT ALLOWED.
- WATCH TV?

100
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I'VE ALREADY
EXCEEDED MY ALLOTTED
ONE HOUR OF THE WEEK.

101
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- GO TO THE PARK?
- I'M NOT WEARING SUNSCREEN.

102
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HOW DO YOU THINK
THIS IS GOING?

103
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HEY, GUYS.

104
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- ( door closes )
- ( breathlessly ) HI.

105
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I DON'T BELIEVE
WE'VE MET.

106
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TEDDY, AUSTIN;
AUSTIN, TEDDY.

107
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- NICE TO MEET YOU, AUSTIN.
- THE PLEASURE IS ALL MINE.

108
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WELL, AREN'T YOU
A LITTLE GENTLEMAN?

109
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SHE'S GLORIOUS.

110
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WHAT AN EXQUISITE
CREATURE.

111
00:06:01,929 --> 00:06:04,932
LOOK, WE HAVE TO FIGURE OUT
HOW TO GET THROUGH THIS.

112
00:06:04,965 --> 00:06:08,536
SO EITHER YOU STOP
BEING WEIRD OR--

113
00:06:09,737 --> 00:06:11,705
YEAH, THAT'S THE ONLY WAY.

114
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* THAT'S WHY MONKEYS
SHOULDN'T FLY *

115
00:06:23,984 --> 00:06:25,786
- * PLANES!
- YEAH!

116
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- YES!
- YEAH!

117
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- ( laughs )
- YEAH! THAT WAS AWE-TEOUS!

118
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- "AWE-TEOUS"?
- YEAH.

119
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I TOOK "AWESOME"
AND MASHED IT WITH
"RIGHTEOUS."

120
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"AWE-TEOUS."

121
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DUDE, I LOVE THAT.

122
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- HEY, CAN I GET
SOMETHING TO DRINK?
- YEAH, THE KITCHEN'S UPSTAIRS.

123
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- WHAT DO YOU THINK OF JIMMY?
- HE'S "GNA-TEOUS."

124
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- WHAT?
- I MASHED "GNARLY"
AND "AWE-TEOUS."

125
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"AWE-TEOUS" IS
ALREADY A MASH-UP.

126
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JUST LET HIM DO IT.

127
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CHARLIE HONEY,
DRINK YOUR JUICE.

128
00:07:03,023 --> 00:07:06,560
- IT'LL MAKE YOU
FEEL BETTER.
- NO NO.

129
00:07:06,594 --> 00:07:08,862
I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD
ARGUE WITH ME.

130
00:07:08,896 --> 00:07:10,464
I KNOW
A LOT MORE WORDS.

131
00:07:12,232 --> 00:07:13,867
MAY I HAVE
SOME WATER, PLEASE?

132
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SURE, JIMMY,
COMING RIGHT UP.

133
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WELL, AREN'T YOU
A CUTIE-PIE?

134
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I'D BE LYING IF I SAID
I HADN'T HEARD THAT BEFORE.

135
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- I-- I MEANT THE BABY.
- RIGHT. HUH.

136
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OH, JIMMY,
I WOULDN'T GET TOO CLOSE
TO CHARLIE. SHE'S...

137
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- ( sneezes )
- ...SICK.

138
00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:34,254
WHOA.

139
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SHE BLASTED ME
WITH SNOT.

140
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WHICH WAS ALSO THE NAME
OF MY LAST BAND.

141
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- ( doorbell rings )
- ( lasers firing on TV )

142
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IT'S AUSTIN.
TELL HIM I'M NOT HERE.

143
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SORRY, AUSTIN,
GABE'S NOT HERE.

144
00:08:02,616 --> 00:08:04,017
HE'S HIDING
UNDER THAT BLANKET.

145
00:08:05,786 --> 00:08:08,922
ACTUALLY,
I CAME TO SEE YOU.

146
00:08:11,559 --> 00:08:14,695
- YOU DID?
- WELL, THIS JUST
GOT INTERESTING.

147
00:08:15,963 --> 00:08:17,965
I BROUGHT YOU
SOME PRESENTS.

148
00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:20,968
AN AFRICAN ORCHID.
I CULTIVATE THEM MYSELF.

149
00:08:22,102 --> 00:08:23,804
I ALSO MADE YOU
SOME SOAP.

150
00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:26,907
- ( laughs )
- THANK YOU.

151
00:08:26,940 --> 00:08:29,843
I WAS RUNNING LOW
ON ORCHIDS AND SOAP.

152
00:08:29,877 --> 00:08:31,679
ANYTHING ELSE?

153
00:08:31,712 --> 00:08:33,981
I ALSO WANTED
TO ASK YOU SOMETHING.

154
00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:36,684
- OKAY.
- WILL YOU GO WITH ME?

155
00:08:36,717 --> 00:08:38,686
GO WITH YOU WHERE?

156
00:08:38,719 --> 00:08:40,988
I'M ASKING YOU
TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND.

157
00:08:42,890 --> 00:08:44,792
WAIT.
I-- I'M SORRY, WHAT?

158
00:08:44,825 --> 00:08:46,860
I'M ALMOST 16
AND YOU'RE 11.

159
00:08:46,894 --> 00:08:48,528
AND A HALF.

160
00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:52,600
I BELIEVE THERE'S
A QUESTION ON THE TABLE.

161
00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:56,704
TEDDY, LOVE KNOWS NO AGE.

162
00:08:56,737 --> 00:08:59,306
BUT IT DOES
KNOW HEIGHT.

163
00:08:59,339 --> 00:09:02,943
AUSTIN, I'M FLATTERED,
BUT I JUST CAME OUT
OF A RELATIONSHIP.

164
00:09:02,976 --> 00:09:05,846
"I HAVE LOVED,
LET US SEE IF THAT'S ALL."

165
00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:06,880
E.E. CUMMINGS.

166
00:09:08,649 --> 00:09:10,550
"I'M NOT INTERESTED."
T.R. DUNCAN.

167
00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:15,623
YOUR WORDS SAY ONE THING,
BUT YOUR EYES SAY ANOTHER.

168
00:09:17,024 --> 00:09:19,793
OKAY.
FOCUS ON MY HANDS.

169
00:09:19,827 --> 00:09:21,795
THEY'RE PUSHING YOU
OUT THE DOOR.

170
00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:25,065
THIS IS NOT OVER.
I SHALL RETURN!

171
00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:30,938
YOU KNOW,
HE'S GROWING ON ME.

172
00:09:36,043 --> 00:09:39,880
- I GOT YOUR MESSAGE.
WHAT'S THE BAD NEWS?
- JIMMY'S SICK.

173
00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:42,783
CHARLIE SNEEZED ON HIM.
NOW HE CAN'T MAKE THE GIG
THIS WEEKEND.

174
00:09:42,816 --> 00:09:45,686
- MAN, THAT'S "AWF-ABLE."
- STOP THAT!

175
00:09:47,187 --> 00:09:49,623
DUDE, WE HAVE GOT TO FIND
A NEW BASS PLAYER AND FAST.

176
00:09:49,657 --> 00:09:50,924
- BUT WHERE?
- I DON'T KNOW.

177
00:09:50,958 --> 00:09:53,794
( bass music playing )

178
00:10:02,069 --> 00:10:04,772
- DAD?
- HEY.

179
00:10:04,805 --> 00:10:06,707
OH SORRY.

180
00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:08,676
I SAW IT HERE.
I COULDN'T RESIST.

181
00:10:08,709 --> 00:10:11,044
- HOW'D YOU LEARN TO DO THAT?
- WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL,

182
00:10:11,078 --> 00:10:14,782
I HAD MY OWN BAND--
THE BOB DUNCAN EXPERIENCE.

183
00:10:14,815 --> 00:10:18,051
YOU WERE IN A BAND?
HOW COME I NEVER KNEW THAT?

184
00:10:18,085 --> 00:10:19,987
BECAUSE WHENEVER
I START A STORY

185
00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:22,756
WITH "WHEN I WAS
IN HIGH SCHOOL,"
YOU ZONE OUT.

186
00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:26,026
I'M SORRY. WHAT?

187
00:10:27,861 --> 00:10:30,097
WELL, MR. D.,
YOU ARE THE ANSWERS
TO OUR PRAYERS.

188
00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:32,833
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE--
( mumbles )

189
00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:34,201
BAND MEETING.

190
00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:36,203
BAND MEETING?

191
00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:38,939
THAT'S NOT GOOD.

192
00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,841
THAT'S HOW
I GOT THROWN OUT

193
00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:43,210
OF THE BOB DUNCAN
EXPERIENCE.

194
00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:46,847
EMMETT, I DON'T WANT
TO BE THE LOSER WHO'S
IN A BAND WITH HIS DAD.

195
00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:48,716
A LITTLE QUIETER, GUYS.

196
00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:51,852
( whispering )
I KNOW HE'S OLD,

197
00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:52,953
BUT WHAT CHOICE
DO WE HAVE?

198
00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:55,255
STILL HEARING IT.

199
00:10:57,791 --> 00:10:59,092
I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.

200
00:10:59,126 --> 00:11:01,228
DAD...

201
00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:03,731
DO YOU WANT TO DO
THE GIG WITH US?

202
00:11:03,764 --> 00:11:06,867
YES!
THE EXPERIENCE CONTINUES!

203
00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:08,702
I'M BACK!

204
00:11:08,736 --> 00:11:10,838
FOR ONE GIG ONLY.

205
00:11:10,871 --> 00:11:13,173
FOR ONE GIG ONLY!

206
00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:19,179
( chatting )

207
00:11:27,955 --> 00:11:30,991
"YOU ARE THE LIGHT
OF MY LIFE. AUSTIN.

208
00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:34,494
P.S., NOT TO BE USED
IN NON-VENTILATED AREAS."

209
00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:37,965
YEP, THAT'S
MY SPECIAL FELLA.

210
00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:42,135
- HEY.
- HEY.

211
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:47,107
OKAY. SPENCER, UH,

212
00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:50,844
THIS IS AWKWARD,
BUT I HAVE TO TELL
YOU SOMETHING.

213
00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:54,815
- SURE, WHAT IS IT?
- WELL, I HEARD YOUR
ONLINE STATUS

214
00:11:54,848 --> 00:11:56,283
SAYS YOU'RE
IN A RELATIONSHIP--

215
00:11:56,316 --> 00:11:58,118
SOMEBODY TOLD ME,
I DON'T REMEMBER WHO--

216
00:11:58,151 --> 00:12:01,088
SO YOU SHOULD
PROBABLY CHANGE THAT.

217
00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:04,792
- I'M JUST SAYING.
- ACTUALLY, I DID CHANGE IT

218
00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:07,761
- AND THEN I CHANGED IT BACK.
- HUH. OKAY LOOK,

219
00:12:07,795 --> 00:12:09,296
I KNOW YOU STILL
HAVE FEELINGS FOR ME.

220
00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:12,800
I GET IT. I HAVE
THAT EFFECT ON PEOPLE.

221
00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:16,036
BUT REALLY, IT'S TIME
TO MOVE ON, OKAY?

222
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:18,038
TEDDY, MY STATUS
ISN'T ABOUT YOU.

223
00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:21,174
I-- OH.

224
00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:24,244
HER NAME'S NICOLE.
WE'VE HAD A FEW DATES.

225
00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:26,179
SHE DOESN'T GO
TO OUR SCHOOL.

226
00:12:26,213 --> 00:12:28,949
WELL, THAT'S--
THAT'S GOOD FOR YOU.

227
00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:31,184
I MEAN IT'S GOOD
FOR BOTH OF US, ACTUALLY,

228
00:12:31,218 --> 00:12:33,186
BECAUSE I'M ALSO
IN A RELATIONSHIP.

229
00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:35,088
- YOU ARE?
- YES.

230
00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:38,158
- COOL. WHO IS IT?
- UH, AUSTIN...

231
00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:40,127
IS HIS NAME.

232
00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:42,162
AUSTIN DOESN'T GO
TO OUR SCHOOL.

233
00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:44,164
HE...

234
00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:46,333
GOT ME THIS CANDLE.
WHATEVER.

235
00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:48,201
AH. THAT'S NICE.

236
00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:50,203
YEAH, HE'S THOUGHTFUL
LIKE THAT.

237
00:12:50,237 --> 00:12:52,139
( cell phone
playing tune )

238
00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,108
AH. IT'S NICOLE.

239
00:12:55,142 --> 00:12:57,811
- I SHOULD
PROBABLY TAKE THIS.
- OH SURE. GO FOR IT.

240
00:12:57,845 --> 00:13:00,347
( shouts )
I HAVE TO CALL
AUSTIN ANYWAY...

241
00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:03,083
( mutters )
ONCE HE'S OLD ENOUGH
TO HAVE A PHONE.

242
00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:15,195
HEY, TE-- OH.

243
00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:17,898
PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE
NOT STILL OBSESSING
ABOUT SPENCER.

244
00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:21,201
NO NO, I'M OBSESSING
ABOUT SOME GIRL NAMED NICOLE

245
00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:23,070
WHO HE'S SUPPOSEDLY DATING.

246
00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:24,104
BUT I DON'T THINK
SHE EXISTS.

247
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:26,106
I JUST SCROLLED THROUGH
ALL 452 OF HIS FRIENDS

248
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:29,309
AND THERE'S
NOT ONE NICOLE.

249
00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:31,278
YOU THINK HE MADE UP
A FAKE GIRLFRIEND

250
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,046
JUST TO GET A RISE
OUT OF YOU?

251
00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:35,849
OH, THAT IS SAD
AND PATHETIC.

252
00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:40,854
WELL, IN CERTAIN SITUATIONS

253
00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:43,256
IT'S UNDERSTANDABLE.

254
00:13:43,290 --> 00:13:45,859
WHAT'S YOUR
FAKE BOYFRIEND'S NAME?

255
00:13:45,893 --> 00:13:47,227
AUSTIN.

256
00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:49,196
- OH TEDDY.
- I PANICKED!

257
00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:51,264
AT LEAST
HE'S A REAL GUY.

258
00:13:51,298 --> 00:13:53,633
- Austin: FOR YOU, MY LOVE!
- ( folk music playing )

259
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,402
IS THAT THE LUTE?

260
00:13:56,904 --> 00:13:59,139
OH, I LOVE THE LUTE.

261
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,211
( sighs )

262
00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:06,346
SORRY, AUSTIN.
NOW'S NOT A GOOD TIME.

263
00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:08,415
TEDDY, GO OUT WITH ME.

264
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:11,318
- NO.
- THEN I WILL CONTINUE
TO SERENADE YOU

265
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,320
WITH EVERY INSTRUMENT
AT MY DISPOSAL.

266
00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:16,156
BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW

267
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:18,391
MY FATHER OWNS
A MUSIC STORE.

268
00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:21,294
SO WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE
TO MAKE YOU GO AWAY?

269
00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:23,163
ONE DATE.

270
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:25,198
OKAY, FINE.
LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH.

271
00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:27,300
WELL, NOT NOW.
I'M NOT DRESSED.

272
00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:30,037
I SHALL RETURN
SATURDAY AFTERNOON.

273
00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:32,405
- SHALL WE SAY 1:00-ISH?
- SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT.

274
00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:34,975
OUR RELATIONSHIP ENDS
AT 3:00-ISH.

275
00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:38,145
UNTIL THEN I BID YOU
A GENTLE GOOD MORROW.

276
00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:44,351
YAHOO!

277
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:52,092
DAD! COME ON,
LET'S HAVE A LOOK AT YOU.

278
00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:57,897
HUH? LOOK AT THAT.

279
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,068
CAN I PASS
FOR A TEENAGER?

280
00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:03,370
ABSOLUTELY.

281
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:06,273
JUST STAY OUT
OF DIRECT LIGHT...

282
00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:10,443
OR ANY LIGHT.
( laughs )

283
00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:15,448
- IS THAT A ZIT?
- YEP, DREW THAT ON MYSELF.

284
00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:17,684
MAKES ME
LOOK YOUNGER, HUH?

285
00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:21,388
UGH. PUTTING A LOT
OF PRESSURE ON ONE
LITTLE ZIT, DAD.

286
00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:26,226
OKAY. DAD.

287
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:29,062
- LET'S GO OVER IT
ONE MORE TIME.
- OH, ALL RIGHT.

288
00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:31,298
MY NAME IS BO.
I GO TO NORTH HIGH

289
00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:34,434
AND, IF ANYBODY ASKS, I HAVE
A BIZARRE MEDICAL CONDITION

290
00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:37,337
- THAT MAKES ME LOOK OLDER.
- CALLED?

291
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:40,240
OLD-MAN-ITUS.

292
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:44,277
WE'RE GOOD.

293
00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:46,379
OH, HONEY.

294
00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:51,985
WANT TO GO OUT
WITH A TEENAGER TONIGHT?

295
00:15:52,019 --> 00:15:54,321
NOT WITH THAT ZIT.

296
00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:01,428
- THIS IS OUR DATE?
- ( party horn blows )

297
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:04,297
YOUR SIX-YEAR-OLD COUSIN'S
BIRTHDAY PARTY?

298
00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:06,466
I COULDN'T SHOW UP
WITHOUT A DATE.

299
00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:08,368
THAT WOULD BE
EMBARRASSING.

300
00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:12,305
WE WOULDN'T WANT ANYONE HERE
TO BE EMBARRASSED.

301
00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:16,543
OH, NO, I'VE ARRANGED
A PRIVATE TABLE FOR US.

302
00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:19,046
HOW ROMANTIC.

303
00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:24,484
I SLIPPED THE CLOWN
A FEW DOLLARS.

304
00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:26,186
HE'LL BE BY SHORTLY.

305
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:33,293
COME ON, SWING LIKE
YOU MEAN IT!

306
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:36,496
SHE'S GONNA BE
SEVEN BY THE TIME
WE GET OUT OF HERE.

307
00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:38,531
IT WON'T TAKE THAT LONG.

308
00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:41,034
AFTER THE PINATA,
WE HAVE CAKE

309
00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:43,136
- THEN WE KISS
AND IT'S OVER.
- WHAT DID YOU SAY?

310
00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:45,072
WE HAVE CAKE.

311
00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:46,573
UH, IT'S YOUR TURN.

312
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:48,475
AH. LET'S DO THIS.

313
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:55,448
OPEN YOUR BAGS, GIRLS.
THIS PRETTY RAINBOW'S
GOING DOWN.

314
00:16:58,085 --> 00:17:00,320
( girls cheer )

315
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,589
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT! WHOO!

316
00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:05,492
- TEDDY?
- OH! SPENCER.

317
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:07,260
THAT IS YOU,
UH, TIGER.

318
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:09,596
- HOW DO YOU DO?
- OH MY GOSH.

319
00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:11,431
HOW DO I DO WHAT?

320
00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:15,268
- I'M AUSTIN.
- THIS IS AUSTIN?

321
00:17:15,302 --> 00:17:16,603
THE GUY YOU'RE
IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH?

322
00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:18,205
WELL, IT'S JUST
OUR FIRST DATE.

323
00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:20,307
WE'RE TAKING THINGS SLOW.

324
00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:23,610
UM, WELL, I SHOULD GO.
NICOLE'S WAITING FOR ME.

325
00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:26,346
- IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU.
- AND YOU, SIR.

326
00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:33,386
( horn blows )

327
00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:35,222
ARE YOU OKAY?

328
00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:38,491
NOT REALLY.

329
00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:41,228
THAT WAS
MY EX-BOYFRIEND.

330
00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:44,231
- OH.
- HE'S HERE WITH NICOLE,

331
00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:47,267
WHO IS PRETTY
AND REAL.

332
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:49,402
AND YOU'RE HERE
WITH AN 11-YEAR-OLD.

333
00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:51,504
PRETTY MUCH.

334
00:17:51,538 --> 00:17:53,573
WELL, YOU KNOW, TEDDY,

335
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,377
I MAY BE ONLY 11,

336
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,479
BUT I'M OLD ENOUGH
TO KNOW YOU DESERVE SOMEONE

337
00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:01,648
WHO WILL APPRECIATE
HOW WONDERFUL YOU ARE.

338
00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:04,351
AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
SPENCER AIN'T IT.

339
00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:07,354
- DID YOU JUST SAY "AIN'T"?
- LISTEN TO ME.

340
00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:10,223
I'M SO PASSIONATE,
I'M THROWING GRAMMAR
TO THE WIND.

341
00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:13,326
YEAH THANKS, AUSTIN.

342
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:15,128
AND YOU KNOW,
AS FIRST DATES GO,

343
00:18:15,162 --> 00:18:16,463
THIS WASN'T
ALL THAT BAD.

344
00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:19,166
- NOT NOW, SLAPPY.
- ( squeaks )

345
00:18:21,168 --> 00:18:23,236
ANYWAY, YOU REALLY--

346
00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:24,671
YOU DESERVE
SOMEBODY GREAT TOO.

347
00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:27,240
I MEAN,
SOMEBODY WHO'S SMART

348
00:18:27,274 --> 00:18:31,378
KIND AND, WELL, 11.

349
00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:33,413
SHALL WE GRAB
OUR GOODY BAGS,
QUICK KISS

350
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,148
- AND GET OUT OF HERE?
- WHAT DID YOU SAY?

351
00:18:35,182 --> 00:18:37,384
I SAID LET'S GRAB
OUR GOODY BAGS.

352
00:18:41,588 --> 00:18:46,326
* THAT'S WHY
MONKEYS SHOULDN'T FLY *

353
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:49,596
* PLANES!

354
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:53,166
( chatting )

355
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,635
THIS IS AWFUL.
WE'RE TOTALLY BOMBING.

356
00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:57,537
THEY'RE NOT EVEN
PAYING ATTENTION TO US.

357
00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:59,639
ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
CALM DOWN.

358
00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:01,708
IF THERE'S ANYTHING
I LEARNED FROM THE BOB
DUNCAN EXPERIENCE,

359
00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:03,943
IT'S THAT IF YOU WANT
TO GET PEOPLE TO NOTICE YOU,

360
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:06,413
- YOU GIVE THEM
SOMETHING TO NOTICE.
- HOW DO YOU DO THAT?

361
00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:09,916
BAND MEETING.
OKAY, GUYS, FOLLOW MY LEAD.

362
00:19:09,949 --> 00:19:11,584
THIS CROWD'S ABOUT
TO GET FIRED UP.

363
00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:14,287
( rock music playing )

364
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:29,402
( cheering )

365
00:19:38,245 --> 00:19:41,648
* MY MOUTH IS ON FIRE!

366
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:44,617
* MY MOUTH IS
ON FIRE! *

367
00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:48,655
* MY MOUTH IS ON FIRE!

368
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:53,293
- * FIRE!
- ( cheering )

369
00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:06,273
Well, Charlie,

370
00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:08,375
thanks to a strange
little dude named Austin,

371
00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:10,243
I think I'm finally
over Spencer.

372
00:20:10,277 --> 00:20:12,645
In fact, I'm about
to defriend him right now.

373
00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:15,248
- ( chimes )
- Whoo! Moving on.

374
00:20:15,282 --> 00:20:16,683
- Feel good.
- ( chimes )

375
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:19,986
Ooh, looks like
I have an email from...

376
00:20:20,019 --> 00:20:22,355
Austin.

377
00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:27,527
Oh, he posted
the Teddy the tiger pictures

378
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,362
all over
the internet.

379
00:20:31,298 --> 00:20:32,832
Wish me good luck,
Charlie.

380
00:20:34,801 --> 00:20:38,471
- ( chuckles )
- WHOA! WHAT HAPPENED?

381
00:20:38,505 --> 00:20:41,741
DAD BREATHED FIRE.
IT WAS SO AWESOME...

382
00:20:43,310 --> 00:20:44,677
THE FIRST TIME.

383
00:20:44,711 --> 00:20:46,713
THE SECOND TIME
THERE WERE SOME PROBLEMS.

384
00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:49,716
NO BIG DEAL.

385
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,584
TOMORROW MORNING I'LL GO
DOWN TO THE MUSIC STORE

386
00:20:51,618 --> 00:20:52,819
AND GET JIMMY A NEW BASS,

387
00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:54,721
THEN GO OVER
TO THE LUMBER YARD

388
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:57,690
AND GET JIMMY'S PARENTS
A NEW DECK.

389
00:20:57,724 --> 00:21:00,827
WAIT. DAD, YOU PLAYED
IN P.J.'s BAND?

390
00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:03,630
- I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WERE INTO MUSIC.
- OF COURSE I AM.

391
00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:06,366
WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL,
I HAD MY OWN BAND.

392
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,836
I'M SORRY, WHAT?

393
00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:14,674
I REALLY GOT TO GET
MY OWN PLACE.

394
00:21:24,351 --> 00:21:26,586
HEY!
( laughs )

395
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,555
LOOK AT THAT.
AIN'T SHE A BEAUTY?

396
00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:30,790
I THOUGHT YOU ALREADY
BOUGHT JIMMY A BASS.

397
00:21:30,823 --> 00:21:34,361
- THIS IS FOR ME.
- DAD, UM,

398
00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:36,329
I THOUGHT WE MADE IT
PRETTY CLEAR

399
00:21:36,363 --> 00:21:38,531
YOU BEING IN THE BAND WAS
JUST A ONE-TIME THING.

400
00:21:38,565 --> 00:21:41,601
- I'M SORRY.
- I'M NOT.

401
00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:43,436
I'VE GOT
MY OWN BAND NOW.

402
00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:45,472
( rock music playing )

403
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:52,379
ALL RIGHT.
OKAY WHOA.

404
00:21:52,412 --> 00:21:54,681
WAIT A MINUTE.
WAIT A MINUTE.
STOP STOP STOP.

405
00:21:54,714 --> 00:21:56,516
LET'S TRY IT AGAIN,
ALL RIGHT?

406
00:21:56,549 --> 00:21:58,117
LET'S BRING THE ACCORDION
DOWN A LITTLE BIT.

407
00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:00,720
A LITTLE MORE FROM YOU.
A LITTLE LESS FROM YOU.

408
00:22:00,753 --> 00:22:02,722
AND AS FOR
EMMETT'S GRANDMA...

409
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:10,463
YOU SOUND GREAT.

410
00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:11,831
AHEM. ALL RIGHT, LISTEN.

411
00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:14,634
ONE MORE TIME FROM THE TOP.
OKAY, ON THREE.

412
00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:16,669
( drums playing
energetically )

413
00:22:19,939 --> 00:22:22,909
- ( drums stop )
I SAID, "ON THREE." ON.

414
00:22:25,512 --> 00:22:28,581
( giggles )

415
00:22:28,615 --> 00:22:30,550
OH, THAT'S RIGHT. YOU--

416
00:22:30,583 --> 00:22:32,585
YOU CAN'T COUNT
TO THREE YET.

417
00:22:32,619 --> 00:22:34,954
( theme music playing )