1 00:00:07,241 --> 00:00:10,444 GREAT NEWS, YOU GUYS-- MY FRIEND'S GRANDMA DIED. 2 00:00:10,478 --> 00:00:12,813 THAT'S NICE, P.J. 3 00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:14,782 YOU DIDN'T HEAR WHAT HE SAID, DID YOU, DAD? 4 00:00:14,815 --> 00:00:16,484 THAT'S NICE, GABE. 5 00:00:16,517 --> 00:00:19,553 P.J., HOW IS IT GOOD NEWS THAT AN OLD LADY DIED? 6 00:00:19,587 --> 00:00:22,456 IT'S GOOD NEWS BECAUSE NOW I CAN BUY HER CAR. 7 00:00:22,490 --> 00:00:24,492 AND THEY'RE ONLY ASKING $1000, 8 00:00:24,525 --> 00:00:27,228 WHICH DAD WILL HELP ME OUT WITH. 9 00:00:27,261 --> 00:00:30,098 NO, I WON'T. 10 00:00:30,131 --> 00:00:32,466 AMAZING. HOW DO YOU ONLY HEAR WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR? 11 00:00:32,500 --> 00:00:35,336 HEY, I'VE BEEN MARRIED TO YOUR MOTHER FOR 20 YEARS. 12 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:38,606 IT'S CALLED SURVIVAL. 13 00:00:38,639 --> 00:00:41,475 COME ON, DAD, I'VE SAVED UP $700. 14 00:00:41,509 --> 00:00:44,345 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS GIVE ME... 15 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:46,347 THE REST. 16 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:49,083 NO NO. I'M YOUR DAD. 17 00:00:49,117 --> 00:00:51,452 I'M NOT SANTA CLAUS AND I'M NOT A BANK. 18 00:00:51,485 --> 00:00:53,487 WELL, YOU'RE BUILT LIKE BOTH OF THEM. 19 00:00:53,521 --> 00:00:56,857 DAD, PLEASE PLEASE. 20 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:59,160 I REALLY NEED MY OWN CAR. 21 00:00:59,193 --> 00:01:01,162 DRIVING GIRLS AROUND IN THE BUG TRUCK 22 00:01:01,195 --> 00:01:03,131 JUST ISN'T WORKING. 23 00:01:03,164 --> 00:01:06,434 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT'S NOT WORKING-- THE BUG TRUCK. 24 00:01:06,467 --> 00:01:10,138 LOOK, P.J., I'M SORRY, BUT I'M NOT GONNA GIVE YOU THE MONEY. 25 00:01:10,171 --> 00:01:12,140 SO I GUESS YOU'RE OUT OF LUCK ON THIS ONE. 26 00:01:12,173 --> 00:01:13,341 WAY TO GO, DAD. 27 00:01:13,374 --> 00:01:15,343 YOU JUST TOOK AN OLD LADY'S DEATH 28 00:01:15,376 --> 00:01:18,078 AND TURNED IT INTO SOMETHING SAD. 29 00:01:21,882 --> 00:01:23,284 ( rock music playing ) 30 00:01:23,317 --> 00:01:24,885 * TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST 31 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:26,420 * RUNNING LATE, AND DAD SAYS * 32 00:01:26,454 --> 00:01:28,856 * HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LEFT SHOE? * 33 00:01:28,889 --> 00:01:31,225 * I CLOSE MY EYES, TAKE A BITE * 34 00:01:31,259 --> 00:01:32,860 * GRAB A RIDE, LAUGH OUT LOUD * 35 00:01:32,893 --> 00:01:35,596 * THERE IT IS UP ON THE ROOF * 36 00:01:35,629 --> 00:01:39,200 * I'VE BEEN THERE, I'VE SURVIVED * 37 00:01:39,233 --> 00:01:42,270 * SO JUST TAKE MY ADVICE * 38 00:01:42,303 --> 00:01:44,405 * HANG IN THERE, BABY 39 00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:46,174 * THINGS ARE CRAZY 40 00:01:46,207 --> 00:01:48,909 * BUT I KNOW YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT * 41 00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:51,212 * HANG IN THERE, BABY 42 00:01:51,245 --> 00:01:52,546 * THERE'S NO MAYBE 43 00:01:52,580 --> 00:01:55,449 * EVERYTHING TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT * 44 00:01:55,483 --> 00:01:58,152 * YOUR LIFE IS UP AND DOWN * 45 00:01:58,186 --> 00:02:01,322 * BUT TRUST ME, IT COMES BACK AROUND * 46 00:02:01,355 --> 00:02:05,459 * YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE * 47 00:02:07,195 --> 00:02:09,530 * HANG IN THERE, BABY. 48 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:20,208 OKAY, CHARLIE. THESE ARE TOOLS. 49 00:02:20,241 --> 00:02:23,311 THIS IS A SCREWDRIVER. AND THIS IS A HAMMER. 50 00:02:23,344 --> 00:02:25,179 AND IF YOU PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT, 51 00:02:25,213 --> 00:02:27,181 YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO USE EITHER OF THEM. 52 00:02:27,215 --> 00:02:28,616 ( doorbell rings ) 53 00:02:33,387 --> 00:02:36,524 - HI. SOMETHING FROM WORK. 54 00:02:36,557 --> 00:02:38,926 - IT'S GRAPE TO SEE YOU. - IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU TOO. 55 00:02:38,959 --> 00:02:41,462 OH NO, "GRAPE TO SEE YOU" IS THE NAME OF THE SMOOTHIE. 56 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:43,664 WOW, THAT IS LAME. 57 00:02:43,697 --> 00:02:45,366 I CAME UP WITH IT. 58 00:02:45,399 --> 00:02:47,301 AND DELICIOUS. 59 00:02:47,335 --> 00:02:49,303 HEY, CHARLIE. 60 00:02:49,337 --> 00:02:52,273 OH, SO MY MOM'S GONNA BE HOME FROM WORK 61 00:02:52,306 --> 00:02:54,408 IN, LIKE, HALF AN HOUR, AND THEN WE CAN START STUDYING. 62 00:02:54,442 --> 00:02:57,378 OH, WE WERE GONNA STUDY? I DIDN'T BRING MY BOOKS. 63 00:02:57,411 --> 00:02:59,447 PERFECT. 64 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:02,683 WHAT'RE YOU DOING? PLAYING WITH TOOLS, HUH? 65 00:03:02,716 --> 00:03:04,552 OW. 66 00:03:04,585 --> 00:03:07,755 CHARLIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THAT'S SPENCER, NOT GABE. 67 00:03:07,788 --> 00:03:10,224 OUCH, SHE REALLY GOT ME. 68 00:03:10,258 --> 00:03:12,426 OH, I'M SO SORRY. THAT'S NOT LIKE HER. 69 00:03:12,460 --> 00:03:14,362 IT'S OKAY. SHE DIDN'T MEAN IT. 70 00:03:14,395 --> 00:03:16,230 RIGHT, CHARLIE? 71 00:03:16,264 --> 00:03:17,365 WHO'S YOUR BUDDY? WHO'S YOUR BUDDY? 72 00:03:17,398 --> 00:03:19,700 OW! SHE BIT ME. 73 00:03:19,733 --> 00:03:21,001 CHARLIE. 74 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:23,371 MAN, THIS REALLY HURTS. 75 00:03:23,404 --> 00:03:24,538 I'M SO SORRY. 76 00:03:24,572 --> 00:03:27,007 MAYBE SHE THOUGHT YOU WERE YUMMY. 77 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:29,377 MAYBE YOU GUYS SHOULD FEED HER. 78 00:03:29,410 --> 00:03:31,579 WE DO FEED HER. I MEAN, I DON'T, 79 00:03:31,612 --> 00:03:34,448 BUT I ASSUME SOMEBODY DOES. 80 00:03:34,482 --> 00:03:36,450 I'D BETTER GO GET THIS LOOKED AT. 81 00:03:36,484 --> 00:03:38,719 I'M SO SORRY. 82 00:03:38,752 --> 00:03:41,689 OH, MAYBE WE COULD NOT STUDY SOME OTHER TIME. 83 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:43,724 I'LL CALL YOU. 84 00:03:43,757 --> 00:03:46,494 OKAY. 85 00:03:50,664 --> 00:03:53,501 CHARLIE, YOU CHASED MY BOYFRIEND AWAY. 86 00:03:53,534 --> 00:03:54,568 ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? 87 00:03:54,602 --> 00:03:57,305 ( giggling ) 88 00:04:02,443 --> 00:04:04,512 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - LOOKING FOR LOOSE CHANGE. 89 00:04:04,545 --> 00:04:07,681 GOTTA SCROUNGE UP 300 BUCKS SOMEHOW. 90 00:04:07,715 --> 00:04:09,417 HOW MUCH DO YOU HAVE SO FAR? 91 00:04:09,450 --> 00:04:11,419 A PENNY. 92 00:04:11,452 --> 00:04:14,522 A CHECKER. 93 00:04:14,555 --> 00:04:16,590 POSSIBLY A GRAPE? 94 00:04:18,326 --> 00:04:20,461 NO. 95 00:04:21,862 --> 00:04:24,532 WHAT IF I SAID 96 00:04:24,565 --> 00:04:27,701 I COULD TAKE CARE OF YOUR LITTLE PROBLEM? 97 00:04:27,735 --> 00:04:31,705 YOU CAN GET THIS TASTE OUT OF MY MOUTH? 98 00:04:31,739 --> 00:04:35,309 NO, I'M TALKING ABOUT THE 300 BUCKS. 99 00:04:35,343 --> 00:04:36,544 HOW DO YOU HAVE $300? 100 00:04:36,577 --> 00:04:39,480 SIMPLE-- EVERY DAY I HAVE MOM MAKE ME LUNCH 101 00:04:39,513 --> 00:04:42,450 AND ASK DAD FOR LUNCH MONEY. 102 00:04:42,483 --> 00:04:43,684 IT ADDS UP QUICK. 103 00:04:43,717 --> 00:04:45,753 SO YOU'LL GIVE ME THE MONEY? 104 00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:47,455 I WILL LOAN YOU THE MONEY. 105 00:04:47,488 --> 00:04:49,523 OH, YOU KNOW I'M GOOD FOR IT. 106 00:04:49,557 --> 00:04:52,693 HEY, YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE, RIGHT? 107 00:04:52,726 --> 00:04:56,364 YEAH, GONNA NEED YOU TO SIGN THIS. 108 00:04:56,397 --> 00:04:59,867 - WHAT IS IT? - JUST A SIMPLE CONTRACT 109 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:01,869 THAT I DOWNLOADED FROM THE INTERNET. 110 00:05:01,902 --> 00:05:04,338 FEEL FREE TO LOOK IT OVER. 111 00:05:04,372 --> 00:05:07,508 WHOA, A LOT OF WORDS HERE. 112 00:05:07,541 --> 00:05:10,344 IT'S PRETTY STANDARD. 113 00:05:10,378 --> 00:05:12,346 IT JUST SAYS YOU'LL PAY ME BACK SOME MONEY 114 00:05:12,380 --> 00:05:14,548 AND SOME, YOU KNOW, OTHER STUFF. 115 00:05:14,582 --> 00:05:18,085 GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. 116 00:05:18,118 --> 00:05:20,087 OKAY. 117 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:24,758 YOU SIGNED WHERE IT SAYS "DATE." 118 00:05:24,792 --> 00:05:27,628 AND THINKING THAT MIGHT HAPPEN, 119 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:30,431 HERE'S ANOTHER COPY. 120 00:05:33,567 --> 00:05:36,637 AND THEN CHARLIE BIT HIM. WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT? 121 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:39,139 WAS HE DRESSED LIKE A GIANT COOKIE? 122 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:41,575 YES, IVY. 123 00:05:41,609 --> 00:05:44,144 SPENCER WAS DRESSED LIKE A GIANT COOKIE. 124 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:45,813 I'M SERIOUS. 125 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:48,449 CHARLIE'S NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE, LIKE, WITH ANYONE. 126 00:05:48,482 --> 00:05:51,419 WELL, MAYBE CHARLIE SENSES THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH SPENCER. 127 00:05:51,452 --> 00:05:52,920 YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY-- 128 00:05:52,953 --> 00:05:55,723 DOGS AND KIDS ARE THE BEST JUDGES OF CHARACTER. 129 00:05:55,756 --> 00:05:59,627 YEAH, WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE WRONG WITH SPENCER? 130 00:05:59,660 --> 00:06:01,695 HE'S GOOD LOOKING. HE'S SMART. 131 00:06:01,729 --> 00:06:03,697 HE'S CAPTAIN OF THE FOOTBALL TEAM. 132 00:06:03,731 --> 00:06:06,400 AND HE LIKES ME. 133 00:06:06,434 --> 00:06:08,636 BUT HOW MUCH DO YOU REALLY KNOW ABOUT HIM? 134 00:06:08,669 --> 00:06:12,473 SPENCER COULD BE HIDING SOMETHING. EVERYBODY HAS A SECRET. 135 00:06:12,506 --> 00:06:14,475 OH YEAH? 136 00:06:14,508 --> 00:06:16,510 WHAT'S YOUR SECRET? 137 00:06:16,544 --> 00:06:18,979 I LOVE COUNTRY MUSIC. THERE, I SAID IT. 138 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:23,951 - YOU DO NOT. - OH? 139 00:06:23,984 --> 00:06:26,386 CHECK THIS OUT. 140 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:29,690 ( country music playing ) 141 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:32,893 - OH YEAH. - ( laughing ) 142 00:06:32,926 --> 00:06:36,430 COME ON, DO IT WITH ME. 143 00:06:36,464 --> 00:06:38,699 YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO. 144 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:40,801 OH, WHAT THE HECK. 145 00:06:42,536 --> 00:06:44,505 TO THE LEFT. 146 00:06:44,538 --> 00:06:46,507 TO THE BACK. 147 00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:48,576 KICK IT. 148 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:56,717 WHAT DO YOU THINK, MOM? 149 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:58,719 WOW, IT'S-- 150 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:01,455 IT'S A CAR. 151 00:07:01,489 --> 00:07:02,923 WHERE DID YOU GET IT? 152 00:07:02,956 --> 00:07:04,825 IT USED TO BELONG TO MY FRIEND'S GRANDMA. 153 00:07:04,858 --> 00:07:06,727 OH, DID SHE STOP DRIVING? 154 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,729 NO, BREATHING. 155 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:10,731 SHE WAS ON HER WAY TO A BUFFET 156 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:12,800 AND TOOK A DETOUR TO HEAVEN. 157 00:07:12,833 --> 00:07:14,001 OH NO. 158 00:07:14,034 --> 00:07:15,869 LUCKILY SHE WAS AT A STOP SIGN, 159 00:07:15,903 --> 00:07:19,740 SO THERE WAS NO BODY DAMAGE-- TO THE CAR, I MEAN. 160 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:22,876 OKAY, SO SHE PASSED AWAY IN HERE? 161 00:07:22,910 --> 00:07:24,612 RIGHT WHERE YOU'RE SITTING. 162 00:07:24,645 --> 00:07:26,547 AND I'M OUT. 163 00:07:29,917 --> 00:07:31,485 AHH. 164 00:07:31,519 --> 00:07:35,823 ( sniffs ) AH, THE NEW CAR SMELL. 165 00:07:35,856 --> 00:07:37,891 OR IS IT DEATH? 166 00:07:40,260 --> 00:07:42,796 TAKE ME TO THE ARCADE. STEP ON IT. 167 00:07:42,830 --> 00:07:44,832 EXCUSE ME? 168 00:07:44,865 --> 00:07:47,801 ARCADE-- PLACE FOR FUN AND GAMES. 169 00:07:47,835 --> 00:07:51,038 STEP ON IT-- TO DRIVE QUICKLY. 170 00:07:51,071 --> 00:07:53,507 I'M NOT TAKING YOU ANYWHERE. 171 00:07:53,541 --> 00:07:56,043 I GUESS SOMEBODY DIDN'T READ HIS CONTRACT, 172 00:07:56,076 --> 00:07:59,012 WHICH CLEARLY STATES 173 00:07:59,046 --> 00:08:01,715 THAT YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME A RIDE 174 00:08:01,749 --> 00:08:04,852 WHENEVER AND WHEREVER I WANT. 175 00:08:04,885 --> 00:08:06,854 YOU TRICKED ME. 176 00:08:08,622 --> 00:08:11,692 HERE, I BROUGHT YOU A CUTE LITTLE CAP TO WEAR 177 00:08:11,725 --> 00:08:14,027 WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING ME AROUND. 178 00:08:23,070 --> 00:08:25,573 - HEY, SPENCER. - WHAT'S UP? 179 00:08:25,606 --> 00:08:27,608 I JUST WANTED TO SEE IF WE WERE STILL ON FOR TONIGHT. 180 00:08:27,641 --> 00:08:29,643 MY MOM'S WORKING, SO IT'S JUST GONNA BE YOU AND ME. 181 00:08:29,677 --> 00:08:31,745 - THAT'S GREAT. - AND OF COURSE CHARLIE. 182 00:08:31,779 --> 00:08:34,748 OH, WAIT A MINUTE. 183 00:08:34,782 --> 00:08:36,917 TONIGHT? I TOTALLY FORGOT. I HAVE A THING. 184 00:08:36,950 --> 00:08:38,819 A THING? WHAT KIND OF THING? 185 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:40,821 IT'S A FAMILY THING. I CAN'T GET OUT OF IT. 186 00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:42,022 OH REALLY? ARE YOU SURE? 187 00:08:42,055 --> 00:08:45,826 HONEY, HE'S NOT COMING. 188 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:50,530 NOW CHOP ME UP SOMETHING AND PUT IT IN THE BLENDER. 189 00:08:53,333 --> 00:08:55,569 ( knock on door ) 190 00:08:59,907 --> 00:09:02,876 HEY, I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU HAD A THING. 191 00:09:02,910 --> 00:09:05,646 YEAH, BUT I THINK WE NEED TO TALK. 192 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:06,847 OH, OKAY. COME ON IN. 193 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:08,582 I'D RATHER DO THIS OUT HERE. 194 00:09:08,616 --> 00:09:09,717 OKAY. 195 00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:12,953 WHAT'S GOING ON? 196 00:09:12,986 --> 00:09:14,855 TEDDY, I DON'T THINK THIS IS WORKING OUT. 197 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:16,356 WHAT'S NOT WORKING OUT? 198 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:17,858 US. 199 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:19,860 WAIT A MINUTE. 200 00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:21,895 ARE YOU BREAKING UP WITH ME? 201 00:09:21,929 --> 00:09:23,731 YES. 202 00:09:23,764 --> 00:09:25,132 WHY? 203 00:09:25,165 --> 00:09:28,068 BECAUSE OF HER. 204 00:09:28,101 --> 00:09:30,738 ( growling ) 205 00:09:30,771 --> 00:09:32,873 ( screaming ) 206 00:09:33,874 --> 00:09:35,643 SPENCER, WAIT! 207 00:09:36,877 --> 00:09:38,712 SPENCER! SPENCER! 208 00:09:38,746 --> 00:09:40,714 ( screams ) 209 00:09:40,748 --> 00:09:42,716 ( panting ) 210 00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:45,052 IT WAS JUST A DREAM. 211 00:09:46,153 --> 00:09:48,922 ( screaming ) 212 00:09:58,198 --> 00:10:00,834 OH, TEDDY HONEY, I ALMOST FORGOT. 213 00:10:00,868 --> 00:10:03,637 I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO WATCH CHARLIE AFTER SCHOOL. I HAVE A DENTIST'S APPOINTMENT. 214 00:10:03,671 --> 00:10:05,405 NO, I CAN'T WATCH CHARLIE. I HAVE PLANS. 215 00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:07,107 I WAS GONNA GO SURPRISE SPENCER AT WORK. 216 00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:09,877 TEDDY, I'VE HAD A TEMPORARY CROWN 217 00:10:09,910 --> 00:10:11,879 SINCE I WAS PREGNANT 218 00:10:11,912 --> 00:10:13,881 WITH YOU. 219 00:10:13,914 --> 00:10:18,051 MOM, MOM, MOM, CHARLIE'S BEEN DRIVING SPENCER AND I APART. 220 00:10:18,085 --> 00:10:19,987 AND IF I DON'T GO SEE HIM TODAY, 221 00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:22,055 OUR ENTIRE RELATIONSHIP MIGHT BE AT STAKE. 222 00:10:22,089 --> 00:10:25,125 WHOA. OKAY, CALM DOWN HERE. 223 00:10:25,158 --> 00:10:27,861 I WAS A TEENAGER ONCE. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH. 224 00:10:27,895 --> 00:10:30,197 AND I'M GONNA SAY TO YOU EXACTLY WHAT MY MOM SAID TO ME 225 00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:31,932 IN TIMES LIKE THIS-- 226 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:33,200 GET OVER IT. 227 00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:36,203 THAT'S SO UNFAIR. 228 00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:37,938 "DEAL WITH IT," SHE SAID TO ME. 229 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:40,207 YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE. 230 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:42,175 I SAID TO HER. 231 00:10:42,209 --> 00:10:45,145 NOW I COULD GIVE YOU THE REST OF THE CONVERSATION, 232 00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:47,147 BUT LET'S JUST CUT TO THE CHASE-- YOU'RE BABYSITTING. 233 00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:51,218 ( growling ) 234 00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:53,687 STRANGLING ME IS NOT GONNA HELP. 235 00:10:56,824 --> 00:10:58,792 DAD, DAD, DAD! 236 00:10:58,826 --> 00:11:01,061 HEY! HEY! 237 00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:03,063 HELP ME, DAD! 238 00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:06,466 WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA. 239 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:09,436 - WHAT IS GOING ON? - HE SAYS HE OWNS MY CAR NOW. 240 00:11:09,469 --> 00:11:11,438 YOU REFUSED TO TAKE ME WHERE I WANTED TO GO, 241 00:11:11,471 --> 00:11:13,841 WHICH MEANS YOU'RE IN VIOLATION OF OUR CONTRACT. 242 00:11:13,874 --> 00:11:16,676 - WHAT CONTRACT? - HERE, READ THIS FOR YOURSELF. 243 00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:22,750 WHOA, A LOT OF WORDS HERE. 244 00:11:22,783 --> 00:11:24,752 IT CLEARLY STATES 245 00:11:24,785 --> 00:11:26,854 THAT IF P.J. DOESN'T DRIVE ME WHEREVER I WANT, 246 00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:28,121 THE OLD LADY'S CAR IS MINE. 247 00:11:28,155 --> 00:11:31,191 P.J., YOU DID SIGN IT. 248 00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:32,993 DAD, IT ISN'T FAIR. HE TRICKED ME. 249 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:36,463 OKAY OKAY, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. 250 00:11:36,496 --> 00:11:38,465 THE HARD PART ABOUT BEING A DAD-- 251 00:11:38,498 --> 00:11:39,933 MAKING THE TOUGH DECISIONS, RIGHT? 252 00:11:39,967 --> 00:11:43,937 SO MY DECISION-- 253 00:11:43,971 --> 00:11:46,306 UH, CHECK PAGE FIVE, THIRD PARAGRAPH. 254 00:11:52,245 --> 00:11:54,214 "THIS CONTRACT IS NOT SUBJECT 255 00:11:54,247 --> 00:11:57,017 TO ARBITRATION BY BOB DUNCAN." 256 00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:59,019 HUH. 257 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:01,889 SORRY, P.J., MY HANDS ARE TIED. 258 00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:04,825 CAN I AT LEAST HURT HIM A LITTLE? 259 00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:07,861 NO. 260 00:12:11,098 --> 00:12:13,133 ( doorbell rings ) 261 00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:24,177 GIDDY-UP. 262 00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:31,852 BOY, YOU'VE REALLY EMBRACED 263 00:12:31,885 --> 00:12:33,921 THE WHOLE COUNTRY WESTERN THING. 264 00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:37,825 I'VE NEVER FELT SO ALIVE, Y'ALL. 265 00:12:37,858 --> 00:12:41,895 I'M HAPPY AS A TURKEY THE DAY AFTER THANKSGIVING, 266 00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:45,032 'CAUSE IT DIDN'T GET KILLED AND EATEN... 267 00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:46,867 Y'ALL. 268 00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:49,536 YEAH, REAL COUNTRY PEOPLE 269 00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:51,538 DON'T SAY "Y'ALL" AFTER EVERY SENTENCE. 270 00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:53,540 I THINK YOU LET THEM SAY WHAT THEY WANT 271 00:12:53,573 --> 00:12:55,542 WHEN THEY'RE BABYSITTING YOUR SISTER. 272 00:12:55,575 --> 00:12:58,545 RIGHT. SO CHARLIE'S UPSTAIRS TAKING A NAP. 273 00:12:58,578 --> 00:13:00,580 AND WHEN SHE WAKES UP, SHE MIGHT BE A LITTLE HUNGRY. 274 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:03,550 DON'T WORRY, PARTNER. I'LL RUSTLE HER UP SOME GRUB. 275 00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:05,552 OKAY, WELL, 276 00:13:05,585 --> 00:13:08,922 I'D BETTER HOP IN THE SADDLE AND MOSEY ON DOWN TO THE MALL 277 00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:11,358 BEFORE SPENCER'S SHIFT ENDS. 278 00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:14,895 YEAH, IT'S ONLY COOL WHEN I DO IT. 279 00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:26,073 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 280 00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:29,376 YOU WANT THE CAR? HERE, TAKE IT. 281 00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:31,979 I HOPE I NEVER SEE IT AGAIN. 282 00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:35,248 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? - OKAY, SHE'S IN IT. 283 00:13:35,282 --> 00:13:37,250 - WHO IS? - THE OLD LADY. 284 00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:41,388 SHE DID NOT GO TO HEAVEN. SHE JUST WENT TO THE BACK SEAT. 285 00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:43,857 REALLY? 286 00:13:43,891 --> 00:13:45,859 YOU'RE SAYING THE OLD LADY'S GHOST IS HAUNTING YOUR CAR? 287 00:13:45,893 --> 00:13:48,195 NO, SHE'S HAUNTING YOUR CAR. 288 00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:51,999 WHAT HAPPENED? 289 00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:53,366 I WAS JUST DRIVING 290 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,368 AND THE RADIO GOES ON ALL BY ITSELF-- 291 00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:57,905 CLASSICAL MUSIC. I DON'T LISTEN TO THAT. 292 00:13:57,938 --> 00:14:00,874 THEN I SMELL PERFUME-- 293 00:14:00,908 --> 00:14:04,011 OLD LADY PERFUME. I DON'T WEAR THAT. 294 00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:07,180 YOU'RE CRAZY. 295 00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:10,183 DAD, WILL YOU PLEASE TELL HIM THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS GHOSTS? 296 00:14:10,217 --> 00:14:13,420 I WISH I COULD, GABE. 297 00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:16,256 I WISH I COULD. 298 00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:18,158 YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS TOO? 299 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:20,160 WELL, I DIDN'T USED TO. 300 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,362 AND THEN CAME THE FONTANA HOUSE. 301 00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:24,364 I'M TELLING YOU, 302 00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:26,366 IT SEEMED LIKE A ROUTINE EXTERMINATION-- 303 00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:29,136 A BLACK WIDOW NEST UP IN THE ATTIC. 304 00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:31,138 BUT THE WIDOW 305 00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:34,274 TURNED OUT TO BE MRS. FONTANA-- 306 00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:37,244 THE LATE MRS. FONTANA. 307 00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:40,313 "LATE" MEANS "DEAD." 308 00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:42,349 YOU GUYS ARE JUST TRYING TO SCARE ME. 309 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:45,652 I WISH WE WERE, GABE. I WISH WE WERE. 310 00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:48,021 WHY ARE YOU SAYING EVERYTHING TWICE? 311 00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:50,457 I DON'T KNOW, GABE. 312 00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:52,292 I DON'T KNOW. 313 00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:56,329 ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH. I DON'T BELIEVE IN GHOSTS. 314 00:14:56,363 --> 00:14:59,332 THAT CAR IS NOT HAUNTED. AND THANK YOU. 315 00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:01,134 DON'T SAY YOU WEREN'T WARNED. 316 00:15:01,168 --> 00:15:03,136 AND REMEMBER, IF YOU GO IN THAT CAR, 317 00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:06,039 BEWARE OF CLASSICAL MUSIC, SMELLY PERFUME... 318 00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:08,041 AND MURDER. 319 00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:11,945 DAD, NOBODY WAS MURDERED IN THAT CAR. 320 00:15:11,979 --> 00:15:13,947 NOT YET. 321 00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:37,370 DON'T MOVE. I'M IN A RELATIONSHIP CRISIS. 322 00:15:37,404 --> 00:15:40,073 THIS IS YOUR LUCKY DAY. I RARELY MOVE. 323 00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:49,049 - SPENCER. - TEDDY. 324 00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:53,120 WHAT'S GOING ON? ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME? 325 00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:54,521 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 326 00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:57,524 I SAW YOU WITH YOUR ARM AROUND THAT GIRL. 327 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:02,529 YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME, AREN'T YOU? 328 00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:04,397 ATTENTION, EVERYBODY. 329 00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:07,134 JUICE BOY HERE IS A CHEATER. 330 00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:10,203 AND HE NEVER GIVES ME A FULL SERVING EITHER. 331 00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:12,205 TEDDY, YOU'VE GOT IT ALL WRONG. 332 00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:14,207 OH, OKAY, SO YOU JUST PUT YOUR ARM AROUND 333 00:16:14,241 --> 00:16:15,475 ALL YOUR CUSTOMERS, IS THAT IT? 334 00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:17,477 NO, I PUT MY ARM AROUND MY COUSIN. 335 00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:20,180 - YOUR WHAT? - MY COUSIN SKYLER. 336 00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:24,551 OH. 337 00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:26,553 YOUR COUSIN SKYLER. 338 00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:29,522 SHE SEEMS NICE. 339 00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:32,759 IT'S OKAY, EVERYBODY. 340 00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:36,096 SHE'S JUST HIS COUSIN. 341 00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:38,565 SO RETURN TO YOUR JUICES. 342 00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,567 LOOK, MY BREAK'S OVER. MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO. 343 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:43,770 YEAH, SURE. I'M SORRY. 344 00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:47,474 - IT'S OKAY. - I'M SORRY. 345 00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:52,445 I'M SORRY TOO. 346 00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:54,614 IT'S THE OTHER KID WHO NEVER FILLS IT UP. 347 00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:59,552 MY OWN CAR. 348 00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:01,554 THE OPEN ROAD, 349 00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:04,257 FREEDOM, WIND IN MY HAIR, 350 00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:07,627 AND IT'S ALL JUST SIX YEARS AWAY. 351 00:17:10,297 --> 00:17:12,265 ( sniffs ) 352 00:17:12,299 --> 00:17:15,268 PERFUME? NO WAY. 353 00:17:15,302 --> 00:17:18,037 ( organ music playing ) 354 00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:26,413 VERY FUNNY, P.J. 355 00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:30,350 P.J.? P.J.? 356 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:34,487 ( woman's voice ) GET OUT OF MY CAR. 357 00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:39,859 GET OUT OF MY CAR, 358 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:42,829 LITTLE BOY. 359 00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:45,465 WHO SAID THAT? 360 00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:49,169 OR YOU CAN STAY WITH ME 361 00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:53,340 FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER! 362 00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:55,342 ( cackling ) 363 00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:58,077 ( screaming ) 364 00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:03,283 MOMMY! MOMMY! 365 00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:08,288 WHEW. 366 00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:09,656 THAT WENT WELL. 367 00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:11,658 ( screaming ) 368 00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:16,095 HERE, TAKE YOUR STUPID CAR! 369 00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:31,878 HI. YOU'RE SKYLER, RIGHT? I'M TEDDY. 370 00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:35,282 OH, RIGHT. I SAW YOUR PICTURE IN SPENCER'S WALLET. 371 00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:37,384 SPENCER KEEPS MY PICTURE IN HIS WALLET? 372 00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:39,252 THAT'S SWEET. 373 00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:41,254 OF COURSE I PUT IT IN THERE, 374 00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:43,923 BUT IT'S SO SWEET HE DIDN'T THROW IT OUT. 375 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,925 WHAT HAVE YOU GOT THERE? 376 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:47,660 - PIE ON A STICK. - WHERE DID YOU GET IT? 377 00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:49,896 PIE ON A STICK. 378 00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:51,631 IT'S JUST MY WAY TO SAY "I'M SORRY" TO SPENCER 379 00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:53,600 BECAUSE I KIND OF FREAKED OUT EARLIER. 380 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,302 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU TWO WERE COUSINS. 381 00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:58,205 I THOUGHT YOU TWO WERE COUSINS. 382 00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:02,575 NO, SPENCER'S MY BOYFRIEND. 383 00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:04,577 NO, SPENCER'S MY BOYFRIEND. 384 00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:06,613 UH-OH. 385 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:10,183 SO YOU TWO HAVE MET, HUH? 386 00:19:10,217 --> 00:19:12,919 YEAH, TURNS OUT WE'RE COUSINS. 387 00:19:12,952 --> 00:19:15,388 ANYTHING YOU WANT TO SAY, SPENCER? 388 00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:19,692 A FREE SAMPLE? 389 00:19:19,726 --> 00:19:22,495 SURE, I'D LOVE ONE. 390 00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:24,664 MM, DELICIOUS. 391 00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:26,733 YOU SHOULD TRY SOME. 392 00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:33,740 DON'T FORGET DESSERT. 393 00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:35,675 HEY, WAIT. 394 00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:38,411 HOW COULD YOU? 395 00:19:38,445 --> 00:19:41,180 - I'M SORRY. I CAN EXP-- - JUST DON'T. 396 00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:51,724 TEDDY HONEY, ARE YOU OKAY? 397 00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:55,528 NO. 398 00:19:57,597 --> 00:19:59,799 SCOOT OVER. 399 00:20:02,669 --> 00:20:05,438 LOOK, I KNOW THIS PROBABLY WON'T MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER, 400 00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:07,340 BUT I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH. 401 00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:10,710 SO YOU HAD YOUR HEART BROKEN TOO? 402 00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:14,281 I DID. BY WARREN SNODGRASS. 403 00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:17,317 ( laughs ) WARREN SNODGRASS? 404 00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:21,020 YEAH, HE WAS A LOT CUTER THAN HE SOUNDS. 405 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:23,022 ANYWAY, I WAS MADLY IN LOVE WITH HIM. 406 00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:25,024 AND THEN ONE DAY OUT OF THE BLUE 407 00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:27,026 HE DUMPED ME FOR KIM BROOKS. 408 00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:28,661 I WAS DEVASTATED. 409 00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:31,564 SO HOW DID YOU DEAL WITH IT? 410 00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:33,566 I DIDN'T. 411 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,802 I WAS A MESS, THOUGHT MY LIFE WAS OVER. 412 00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:39,306 BUT THEN I STARTED DATING 413 00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:42,008 THIS TALL, BLOND GOOFBALL NAMED BOB. 414 00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:45,712 - DAD? - NO, BOB DIDDLEBOCK. 415 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:48,415 BUT HE INTRODUCED ME TO DAD. 416 00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:50,417 LOOK, HONEY, THE POINT IS 417 00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:51,751 IF I HADN'T HAD MY HEART BROKEN, 418 00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:53,653 I NEVER WOULD HAVE MET YOUR FATHER. 419 00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:56,823 THEN I WOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN BORN 420 00:20:56,856 --> 00:20:59,692 AND I WOULDN'T BE SO SAD RIGHT NOW. 421 00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:02,829 OH, NO NO, HONEY. 422 00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:05,698 OH, IT'S TERRIBLE, I KNOW. 423 00:21:05,732 --> 00:21:07,700 IT STINKS. 424 00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:09,769 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, BABE? 425 00:21:09,802 --> 00:21:12,472 IT WILL GET BETTER. I PROMISE. 426 00:21:16,543 --> 00:21:19,512 Hi, Charlie. I'm here with your sister 427 00:21:19,546 --> 00:21:21,848 who's having her first broken heart. 428 00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:22,415 My first? 429 00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:24,851 There's gonna be more? 430 00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:26,886 No, honey, this is it. 431 00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:31,724 Anyway, by the time you're watching this, 432 00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:34,494 you might be experiencing your first heartbreak. 433 00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:37,830 So just remember, it always gets better. 434 00:21:37,864 --> 00:21:41,401 And I just wanted to say 435 00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:43,403 you were right about Spencer. 436 00:21:43,436 --> 00:21:45,405 It's too bad you won't have a little sister 437 00:21:45,438 --> 00:21:47,874 looking out for you when you're my age, 438 00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:49,876 although we never know. 439 00:21:49,909 --> 00:21:51,878 Oh, we know. 440 00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:53,913 Good luck, Charlie. 441 00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:04,491 ( stomping, growling ) 442 00:22:04,524 --> 00:22:06,493 WHAT THE--? 443 00:22:06,526 --> 00:22:08,495 I'M SORRY. 444 00:22:08,528 --> 00:22:10,329 LEAVE ME ALONE. 445 00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:15,668 NO. 446 00:22:15,702 --> 00:22:17,404 NO-O-O! 447 00:22:27,547 --> 00:22:31,651 ( chuckles ) YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD SISTER. 448 00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:33,820 COME HERE. COME HERE, YOU.