1 00:00:06,607 --> 00:00:08,679 CAN YOU BELIEVE IT, BOB? 2 00:00:08,679 --> 00:00:10,241 CHARLIE'S FIRST BIG-GIRL BED. 3 00:00:10,241 --> 00:00:12,213 SHE'S NOT A BABY ANYMORE. 4 00:00:12,213 --> 00:00:13,714 CHARLIE, DO YOU LIKE YOUR NEW BED? 5 00:00:13,714 --> 00:00:15,116 NO. 6 00:00:16,717 --> 00:00:19,090 OH, IT SEEMS LIKE JUST YESTERDAY 7 00:00:19,090 --> 00:00:20,591 I WAS COMPLAINING ABOUT GIVING UP THIS ROOM. 8 00:00:20,591 --> 00:00:22,653 AW, YOU MISS YOUR OLD ROOM, HONEY? 9 00:00:22,653 --> 00:00:25,056 ARE YOU KIDDING? THERE'S TWO FLOORS 10 00:00:25,056 --> 00:00:27,458 BETWEEN ME AND THE BOYS NOW. THIS ROOM IS DEAD TO ME. 11 00:00:27,458 --> 00:00:30,601 HEY, NOW THAT CHARLIE'S GOT HER OWN BED, 12 00:00:30,601 --> 00:00:32,163 I CAN HAVE A SLEEPOVER, RIGHT? 13 00:00:32,163 --> 00:00:34,305 OKAY, HOW DID CHARLIE'S NEW BED 14 00:00:34,305 --> 00:00:35,766 TURN INTO YOU GETTING A SLEEPOVER? 15 00:00:35,766 --> 00:00:37,708 LET ME WALK YOU THROUGH IT. 16 00:00:37,708 --> 00:00:41,272 OH, I LOVE IT WHEN HE WALKS US THROUGH STUFF. 17 00:00:41,272 --> 00:00:44,775 EVERY TIME I ASK YOU GUYS FOR A SLEEPOVER, 18 00:00:44,775 --> 00:00:47,678 YOU TELL ME I CAN'T BECAUSE THERE'S A BABY IN THE HOUSE. 19 00:00:47,678 --> 00:00:49,650 WELL, DAD JUST SAID SHE'S NOT A BABY ANYMORE. 20 00:00:49,650 --> 00:00:51,722 AND HE WALKED US THROUGH IT 21 00:00:51,722 --> 00:00:54,185 AND IT'S MY FAULT. 22 00:00:54,185 --> 00:00:56,627 LOOK. IF I DON'T HAVE A SLEEPOVER SOON, 23 00:00:56,627 --> 00:00:58,589 THE OTHER KIDS WILL STOP INVITING ME TO THEIRS. 24 00:00:58,589 --> 00:01:00,291 ONE NIGHT OF KIDS AT OUR HOUSE 25 00:01:00,291 --> 00:01:02,633 AND WE GET RID OF GABE FOR A BUNCH OF NIGHTS. 26 00:01:02,633 --> 00:01:05,596 TAKE IT. IT'S A GOOD DEAL. 27 00:01:05,596 --> 00:01:07,568 - FINE, YOU CAN HAVE YOUR SLEEPOVER. - YES! 28 00:01:10,701 --> 00:01:13,274 COME HERE, CHARLIE. LET'S LOOK AT YOUR NEW BED. 29 00:01:13,274 --> 00:01:15,746 - YOU'LL LOVE IT! - NO. 30 00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:20,851 I BET YOU'RE GLAD YOU SPENT TWO HOURS PUTTING THAT TOGETHER, HUH? 31 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:25,716 ( rock music playing ) 32 00:01:25,716 --> 00:01:27,258 ♪ TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST ♪ 33 00:01:27,258 --> 00:01:28,689 ♪ RUNNING LATE, AND DAD SAYS ♪ 34 00:01:28,689 --> 00:01:31,422 ♪ HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LEFT SHOE? ♪ 35 00:01:31,422 --> 00:01:33,624 ♪ I CLOSE MY EYES, TAKE A BITE ♪ 36 00:01:33,624 --> 00:01:35,426 ♪ GRAB A RIDE, LAUGH OUT LOUD ♪ 37 00:01:35,426 --> 00:01:38,098 ♪ THERE IT IS UP ON THE ROOF ♪ 38 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:41,402 ♪ I'VE BEEN THERE, I'VE SURVIVED ♪ 39 00:01:41,402 --> 00:01:44,705 ♪ SO JUST TAKE MY ADVICE ♪ 40 00:01:44,705 --> 00:01:46,677 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 41 00:01:46,677 --> 00:01:48,579 ♪ THINGS ARE CRAZY ♪ 42 00:01:48,579 --> 00:01:51,482 ♪ BUT I KNOW YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT ♪ 43 00:01:51,482 --> 00:01:53,414 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 44 00:01:53,414 --> 00:01:54,845 ♪ THERE'S NO MAYBE ♪ 45 00:01:54,845 --> 00:01:57,718 ♪ EVERYTHING TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT ♪ 46 00:01:57,718 --> 00:02:00,321 ♪ YOUR LIFE IS UP AND DOWN ♪ 47 00:02:00,321 --> 00:02:03,754 ♪ BUT TRUST ME, IT COMES BACK AROUND ♪ 48 00:02:03,754 --> 00:02:07,698 ♪ YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE ♪ 49 00:02:09,330 --> 00:02:11,762 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY. ♪ 50 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:20,471 ( piano music playing ) 51 00:02:20,471 --> 00:02:23,214 ♪ IF YOU BELIEVE IT'S TRUE ♪ 52 00:02:23,214 --> 00:02:25,246 ♪ AND IF MY HEART'S IN YOU ♪ 53 00:02:25,246 --> 00:02:27,578 ♪ NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO ♪ 54 00:02:27,578 --> 00:02:29,650 ♪ YOU'LL NEVER FACE IT ALONE ♪ 55 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:31,822 ♪ AND WHEN THE RAIN LEAKS THROUGH ♪ 56 00:02:31,822 --> 00:02:34,255 ♪ I'LL BE RIGHT THERE WITH YOU ♪ 57 00:02:34,255 --> 00:02:36,227 ♪ NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO ♪ 58 00:02:36,227 --> 00:02:37,928 ♪ YOU'LL NEVER FACE IT ♪ 59 00:02:37,928 --> 00:02:40,431 ♪ NO, YOU'LL NEVER FACE IT ♪ 60 00:02:40,431 --> 00:02:42,763 ♪ ALONE. ♪ 61 00:02:49,840 --> 00:02:53,173 - HOW WAS THAT? wheezes ) crowd cheer, 62 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:55,906 OH MY GOSH. AN ASTHMA ATTACK?VING 63 00:02:55,906 --> 00:02:58,649 NO, THAT WAS THE CROWD CHEERING FOR YOU. 64 00:02:58,649 --> 00:03:01,752 YOU WERE GREAT. THAT WAS ASTHMA.E END, 65 00:03:01,752 --> 00:03:03,484 OH THANKS. 66 00:03:03,484 --> 00:03:05,185 IT'S MY FIRST AUDITION FOR A HIGH SCHOOL SHOW, 67 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:06,757 SO I REALLY WANT IT TO GO WELL. 68 00:03:06,757 --> 00:03:09,260 OH, NO WORRIES. SINCE I'LL BE PLAYING 69 00:03:09,260 --> 00:03:10,761 THE PIANO FOR EVERYONE'S AUDITION, 70 00:03:10,761 --> 00:03:12,323 WHEN YOU'RE SINGING I'LL MAKE SURE 71 00:03:12,323 --> 00:03:14,194 THE DIRECTOR SEES ME DO THIS... 72 00:03:16,297 --> 00:03:18,499 AND WHEN THE OTHER KIDS ARE AUDITIONING, 73 00:03:18,499 --> 00:03:20,301 I'LL DO THIS... 74 00:03:22,303 --> 00:03:25,706 WOW. ALICE, YOU MAKE A REALLY GOOD STINK FACE. 75 00:03:25,706 --> 00:03:29,209 - WE LIVE NEXT TO A SEWAGE-TREATMENT PLANT. -( footsteps ) 76 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:31,342 - HEY. - HEY, P.J. 77 00:03:31,342 --> 00:03:33,244 - WHAT YOU GO THERE? - A CUPFUL OF BACON. 78 00:03:34,845 --> 00:03:37,618 DUDE, IF YOU DON'T START EATING HEALTHIER, 79 00:03:37,618 --> 00:03:39,390 YOU'RE GONNA GET FAT. 80 00:03:39,390 --> 00:03:41,422 TEDDY, I CAN EAT WHATEVER I WANT. 81 00:03:41,422 --> 00:03:45,456 NOTHING HAPPENS. NOW IF YOU'RE THROUGH HERE, 82 00:03:45,456 --> 00:03:48,429 I'D LIKE TO TAKE A NAP. 83 00:03:48,429 --> 00:03:50,461 WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO UPSTAIRS TO YOUR ROOM? 84 00:03:50,461 --> 00:03:52,232 'CAUSE THIS IS MY FOURTH CUP OF BACON 85 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:54,265 AND I'M FEELING A LITTLE WOOZY. 86 00:03:56,467 --> 00:03:58,969 ( whirring ) 87 00:04:03,344 --> 00:04:04,545 I'M NOT BOTHERING YOU, AM I? 88 00:04:04,545 --> 00:04:06,246 A LITTLE. 89 00:04:07,978 --> 00:04:10,651 CAN WE TALK ABOUT MY SLEEPOVER FOR A SECOND? 90 00:04:12,683 --> 00:04:15,326 GABE, YOU'RE DISTRACTING ME FROM MY HOUSEWORK. 91 00:04:15,326 --> 00:04:18,028 OF COURSE WE CAN TALK ABOUT YOUR SLEEPOVER. 92 00:04:18,028 --> 00:04:19,860 OKAY, FIRST QUESTION: 93 00:04:19,860 --> 00:04:21,832 WHAT ARE YOU SERVING US FOR DINNER? 94 00:04:21,832 --> 00:04:24,335 WELL, I WAS THINKING OF MAKING MY FAMOUS MEATLOAF 95 00:04:24,335 --> 00:04:25,896 WITH A NICE SIDE SALAD. 96 00:04:25,896 --> 00:04:27,998 PIZZA IT IS. 97 00:04:27,998 --> 00:04:31,502 OKAY, NOW I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO RENT US A SCARY MOVIE. 98 00:04:31,502 --> 00:04:34,375 I DON'T KNOW, GABE. I DON'T WANT YOU BOYS TO BE UP ALL NIGHT. 99 00:04:34,375 --> 00:04:37,378 MOM, YOU JUST DESCRIBED THEPERFECTSLEEPOVER. 100 00:04:38,409 --> 00:04:40,881 NOW THE LAST THING IS-- 101 00:04:40,881 --> 00:04:42,913 CHARLIE'S WRITING ON THE WALL. 102 00:04:42,913 --> 00:04:45,316 - WHAT? - CHARLIE-- 103 00:04:45,316 --> 00:04:47,318 SHE'S WRITING ON THE WALL. 104 00:04:47,318 --> 00:04:50,060 I CAN DRAW. 105 00:04:50,060 --> 00:04:51,061 CHARLIE. 106 00:05:02,072 --> 00:05:04,535 P.J., BREAKFAST! 107 00:05:04,535 --> 00:05:06,637 ( heavy footsteps ) 108 00:05:12,943 --> 00:05:14,685 MORNING, EVERYBODY. 109 00:05:14,685 --> 00:05:16,417 I'M STARVING. 110 00:05:16,417 --> 00:05:18,489 ( doorway creaking ) 111 00:05:19,690 --> 00:05:21,622 ARE YOU STUCK AGAIN? 112 00:05:21,622 --> 00:05:23,954 MOM, PUT SOME MORE BUTTER ON THE DOOR. 113 00:05:23,954 --> 00:05:27,598 WE'RE OUT OF BUTTER. HE ATE IT ALL. 114 00:05:31,762 --> 00:05:34,535 I TOLD YOU YOU WERE GONNA GET FAT. 115 00:05:34,535 --> 00:05:35,966 ( helicopter whirring ) 116 00:05:35,966 --> 00:05:38,539 KIDS, HELP YOUR BROTHER INTO HIS HARNESS. 117 00:05:38,539 --> 00:05:41,842 THE HELICOPTER'S HERE TO TAKE HIM TO SCHOOL. 118 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:43,714 NO... 119 00:05:43,714 --> 00:05:45,616 OOO! 120 00:05:48,779 --> 00:05:50,350 OOH, BACON. 121 00:05:58,629 --> 00:06:01,361 HI, UM, MR. BILLUPS. 122 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:03,494 I'M TEDDY DUNCAN. I'D, UM, LIKE TO SIGN UP 123 00:06:03,494 --> 00:06:04,795 TO AUDITION FOR "BEAUTY AND THE BEAST." 124 00:06:04,795 --> 00:06:07,398 MISS DUNCAN, IN THE THEATER 125 00:06:07,398 --> 00:06:08,739 ONE MUST PRESENT ONESELF WITH CONFIDENCE, 126 00:06:08,739 --> 00:06:11,402 NOT WITH "LIKE" AND "UM." 127 00:06:11,402 --> 00:06:13,474 NOW REENTER AND SAY IT AGAIN 128 00:06:13,474 --> 00:06:15,045 THIS TIME LIKE YOUWANTIT. 129 00:06:15,045 --> 00:06:16,807 OKAY. 130 00:06:19,149 --> 00:06:21,712 HELLO, MR. BILLUPS. I'M TEDDY DUNCAN. 131 00:06:21,712 --> 00:06:25,155 PUT ME IN YOUR SHOW! PLEASE. 132 00:06:25,155 --> 00:06:27,818 BETTER. NOW GIVE ME AN ARPEGGIO. 133 00:06:27,818 --> 00:06:30,461 - ( tone plays ) - RIGHT HERE IN THE HALLWAY? 134 00:06:30,461 --> 00:06:32,122 ARPEGGIO. 135 00:06:32,122 --> 00:06:35,395 ( sings scale ) 136 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:36,797 FAIR. HOW'S YOUR DANCING? 137 00:06:36,797 --> 00:06:39,470 WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR ME SING AGAIN? 138 00:06:39,470 --> 00:06:41,772 TEDDY, WITH A LOT OF HARD WORK, 139 00:06:41,772 --> 00:06:43,804 YOU MIGHT HAVE A SHOT AT BEING MY BEAUTY... 140 00:06:43,804 --> 00:06:46,136 - REALLY? - ...IF-- AND I MEANIF-- 141 00:06:46,136 --> 00:06:49,009 YOU CAN SHOW ME SOME PASSION. YOU'VE GOT TO WOW ME. 142 00:06:49,009 --> 00:06:50,781 AND SO FAR I'M NOT BEING WOWED. 143 00:06:50,781 --> 00:06:52,483 WELL, I'M-- I'M REALLY SORRY. 144 00:06:52,483 --> 00:06:55,516 NO NO NO NO NO. GIVE ITBACKTO ME. 145 00:06:55,516 --> 00:06:58,018 - GET IN MY FACE. - I'M REALLY SORRY! 146 00:06:58,018 --> 00:07:00,521 TOMORROW AT THE AUDITION, YOU'VE GOT TO REALLY BRING IT. 147 00:07:00,521 --> 00:07:02,523 - CONSIDER IT BRUNG! - YOU MEAN "BROUGHT." 148 00:07:02,523 --> 00:07:04,595 - DON'T CORRECT ME! ( laughs ) - I LOVE IT! 149 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:11,832 THIS JUICE IS GREAT. 150 00:07:11,832 --> 00:07:13,464 REALLY REALLY GREAT. 151 00:07:13,464 --> 00:07:15,205 I'M NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE SUGAR AT HOME. 152 00:07:17,708 --> 00:07:19,870 I-- HUH-- WONDER WHY. 153 00:07:19,870 --> 00:07:23,544 YEAH. MAYBE WE SHOULD SWITCH YOU TO WATER. 154 00:07:23,544 --> 00:07:24,845 NO! 155 00:07:24,845 --> 00:07:27,217 WHAT AN AWESOME SLEEPOVER. 156 00:07:27,217 --> 00:07:29,179 THE BEST ONE EVER. 157 00:07:29,179 --> 00:07:31,752 ( chuckles ) XANDER HONEY, YOU'VE BEEN HERE 158 00:07:31,752 --> 00:07:33,484 10 MINUTES. PACE YOURSELF. 159 00:07:34,725 --> 00:07:36,957 DOES THIS PIZZA HAVE CHEESE ON IT? 160 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:39,730 - 'CAUSE I CAN'T EAT CHEESE. - I'LL EAT IT. 161 00:07:42,032 --> 00:07:44,234 LIAM, WOULD YOU LIKE A PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICH? 162 00:07:44,234 --> 00:07:47,237 - NO THANKS. I'M ALLERGIC. - I'LL EAT IT. 163 00:07:49,239 --> 00:07:51,502 WHAT MOVIE ARE WE GONNA WATCH LATER? 164 00:07:51,502 --> 00:07:54,474 WELL, I WAS THINKING 165 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:57,578 "MONKEYS GO BANANAS." 166 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:01,211 IT'S A DELIGHTFUL AND FUNNY CARTOON 167 00:08:01,211 --> 00:08:03,954 ABOUT MONKEYS WHO JUST GO BANANAS. 168 00:08:03,954 --> 00:08:06,116 THAT'S FOR SIX-YEAR-OLDS. 169 00:08:06,116 --> 00:08:08,519 NO, IT SAYS "FOUR AND UP." 170 00:08:08,519 --> 00:08:10,621 ( chuckles ) EXCUSE ME. 171 00:08:10,621 --> 00:08:12,563 MOM, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND? 172 00:08:12,563 --> 00:08:16,196 - SURE, YEAH. - COME ON. OKAY. LET'S GO. 173 00:08:16,196 --> 00:08:18,699 ( whispers ) YOU'RE KILLING ME HERE! 174 00:08:18,699 --> 00:08:22,973 WHERE'S THE MOVIE I ASKED YOU TO GET, "ZOMBIE BLOOD PARTY"? 175 00:08:22,973 --> 00:08:25,275 WELL, I GOT IT, BUT I'M JUST NOT SURE. 176 00:08:25,275 --> 00:08:26,977 GABE, IT LOOKS VERY VIOLENT. 177 00:08:26,977 --> 00:08:30,040 THAT'S KIND OF THE POINT. 178 00:08:30,040 --> 00:08:31,912 NOW GET OVER THERE AND SELL IT! 179 00:08:31,912 --> 00:08:34,044 COME ON. LET'S GO. 180 00:08:37,287 --> 00:08:39,820 OUR OTHER CHOICE IS 181 00:08:39,820 --> 00:08:41,822 "ZOMBIE BLOOD PARTY"... 182 00:08:41,822 --> 00:08:43,754 AWESOME! 183 00:08:43,754 --> 00:08:45,996 ...WHICH IS ABOUT ZOMBIES 184 00:08:45,996 --> 00:08:48,859 WHO JUST HAVE A BLOOD PARTY. 185 00:08:48,859 --> 00:08:50,831 - YEAH! - ALL RIGHT! 186 00:08:50,831 --> 00:08:53,904 OKAY, GUYS. WE'VE GOT THE TENT SET UP IN THE BACKYARD 187 00:08:53,904 --> 00:08:55,606 SO ONCE WE'RE DONE EATING-- 188 00:08:55,606 --> 00:08:57,568 I GUESS THEY'RE DONE EATING. 189 00:09:06,947 --> 00:09:09,319 HE MIGHT WANT A DESSERT MENU. 190 00:09:14,024 --> 00:09:15,786 - WHAT YOU DOING? - WORKING OUT 191 00:09:15,786 --> 00:09:18,258 SO I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL IN A HELICOPTER. 192 00:09:19,690 --> 00:09:22,332 AS USUAL, I ONLY UNDERSTOOD HALF. 193 00:09:23,934 --> 00:09:26,196 - HEY, P.J., WAIT WAIT WAIT. - WHAT? 194 00:09:26,196 --> 00:09:28,098 YOU'VE GOT TO STRETCH OUT BEFORE YOU PUMP THE IRON. 195 00:09:28,098 --> 00:09:29,299 YOU WANT TO HURT YOURSELF? 196 00:09:29,299 --> 00:09:32,342 - NO. - HEY, COME HERE. COME HERE. 197 00:09:32,342 --> 00:09:34,104 LET ME SHOW YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING. 198 00:09:34,104 --> 00:09:36,106 DO SOME TOE-TOUCHES, ALL RIGHT? JUST DO WHAT I DO. 199 00:09:36,106 --> 00:09:38,609 - YOU DO, OKAY. - HERE WE GO. READY? 200 00:09:38,609 --> 00:09:40,651 ONE AND-- 201 00:09:40,651 --> 00:09:42,282 - ( rips ) - OW! 202 00:09:42,282 --> 00:09:44,184 Both: OW! OW! OW! 203 00:09:44,184 --> 00:09:46,586 NO! NO! NO! NO! 204 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:49,660 NO NO, I THINK I PULLED A HAMSTRING. 205 00:09:49,660 --> 00:09:50,891 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DO-- 206 00:09:50,891 --> 00:09:52,893 OH! DAD BUTT! OW! 207 00:09:56,196 --> 00:09:57,898 ( boys laughing ) 208 00:09:57,898 --> 00:10:00,701 - ISN'T THIS COOL? - YEAH. 209 00:10:00,701 --> 00:10:02,372 LET'S STAY UP ALL NIGHT. 210 00:10:02,372 --> 00:10:04,635 - I KNOW I AM. - YEAH. 211 00:10:06,136 --> 00:10:08,378 THIS GROUND SEEMS KIND OF HARD. 212 00:10:08,378 --> 00:10:10,711 LIAM, IT'S THE GROUND. 213 00:10:10,711 --> 00:10:12,983 THAT'S HOW THE GROUND ALWAYS FEELS. 214 00:10:12,983 --> 00:10:16,747 HEY, ZIP UP THE DOOR SO NO ONE ELSE CAN GET IN. 215 00:10:21,692 --> 00:10:24,755 WAIT. WE'RE STILL GONNA BE ABLE TO GET MORE FOOD, RIGHT? 216 00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:30,701 WELL, IT'S OFFICIAL. CHARLIE HATES HER NEW BED. 217 00:10:30,701 --> 00:10:33,003 ( chuckles ) NOW WHAT'S GOING ON WITH HER? 218 00:10:33,003 --> 00:10:35,365 WRITING ON WALLS. WON'T SLEEP IN HER BED. 219 00:10:35,365 --> 00:10:38,108 WELL, BOB, SHE'S AN OVERACHIEVER. 220 00:10:38,108 --> 00:10:40,711 SHE STARTED HER TERRIBLE TWOS AT ONE AND A HALF. 221 00:10:40,711 --> 00:10:43,944 ( chuckles ) BRING HER OVER HERE. 222 00:10:43,944 --> 00:10:45,716 AW, DADDY WANTS QUALITY TIME. 223 00:10:45,716 --> 00:10:48,919 YEAH. OH! OH! OTHER SIDE. OTHER SIDE. 224 00:10:48,919 --> 00:10:50,751 - THERE WE GO. THERE WE GO. - REALLY SORRY. 225 00:10:50,751 --> 00:10:52,282 IT'S OKAY. IT'S BETTER. IT'S ALL BETTER NOW. 226 00:10:52,282 --> 00:10:55,085 - YOU REALLY HURT YOURSELF, HUH? - YEAH, WELL, 227 00:10:55,085 --> 00:10:57,257 THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR TRYING TO EXERCISE. 228 00:10:57,257 --> 00:11:00,190 BOY, I'M GLAD THAT CHAPTER'S CLOSED. 229 00:11:00,190 --> 00:11:03,063 -( boys screaming ) - WHOA, WHAT'S THAT? 230 00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:04,765 OH, DID YOU TURN OFF THE AUTOMATIC SPRINKLERS? 231 00:11:04,765 --> 00:11:06,396 WE HAVE AUTOMATIC SPRINKLERS? 232 00:11:07,998 --> 00:11:09,870 ( all yelling ) 233 00:11:21,952 --> 00:11:24,885 IT WAS LIKE BEING TRAPPED IN A WASHING MACHINE. 234 00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:26,286 I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA DROWN. 235 00:11:27,958 --> 00:11:29,459 THE WHOLE NIGHT IS RUINED. 236 00:11:29,459 --> 00:11:31,261 RELAX. WE CAN FIX THIS. 237 00:11:31,261 --> 00:11:34,124 HOW? WE WERE GONNA SLEEP IN THE TENT, 238 00:11:34,124 --> 00:11:35,896 WATCH A MOVIE IN THE TENT, 239 00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:38,999 DO STUFF I COULDN'T TELL YOU ABOUT IN THE TENT. 240 00:11:38,999 --> 00:11:41,902 HEY, GABE, LOOK. WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO UPSTAIRS, 241 00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:44,374 HAVE A SLEEPOVER IN YOUR ROOM AND THEN P.J.-- 242 00:11:44,374 --> 00:11:46,106 P.J. CAN SLEEP ON THE COUCH IN THE BASEMENT. 243 00:11:46,106 --> 00:11:48,939 YEAH YEAH, AND I'LL ORDER ANOTHER PIZZA. 244 00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:55,916 TELL THEM TO PUT MORE PEPPERONI ON THIS TIME. 245 00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:57,147 I COULD STILL SEE CHEESE. 246 00:12:02,452 --> 00:12:04,995 UH, LIAM HONEY, IS THERE A PROBLEM? 247 00:12:04,995 --> 00:12:06,957 I'M AFRAID OF UPSTAIRS. 248 00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:11,731 - EXCUSE ME? - WE LIVE IN A ONE-STORY HOUSE. 249 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:14,234 I'VE NEVER BEEN UPSTAIRS AND I'M NOT GONNA START NOW. 250 00:12:19,910 --> 00:12:22,773 INTERESTING NEW PHOBIA. 251 00:12:22,773 --> 00:12:25,245 OKAY, SLEEPOVER'S IN THE BASEMENT. 252 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:27,077 YOU'RE NOT AFRAID OF DOWNSTAIRS, ARE YOU? 253 00:12:27,077 --> 00:12:29,920 NO, I'M NOT CRAZY. 254 00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:33,924 HEY, HONEY, IF HE GOES DOWNSTAIRS, 255 00:12:33,924 --> 00:12:36,086 - DOESN'T HE EVENTUALLY HAVE TO-- - NO NO NO NO. 256 00:12:36,086 --> 00:12:38,058 ONE BATTLE AT A TIME, HONEY. 257 00:12:40,030 --> 00:12:43,864 ( sings scale ) 258 00:12:43,864 --> 00:12:47,798 OKAY, WAIT. CONFIDENCE. PASSION. 259 00:12:47,798 --> 00:12:52,502 ( sings scale ) 260 00:12:52,502 --> 00:12:57,047 ( mimics scale ) ♪ THAT ONE STUNK WORSE THAN THE FIRST. ♪ 261 00:12:59,409 --> 00:13:03,083 ( Gabe yells ) SLEEPING BAG FIGHT! 262 00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:05,515 ( boys yelling ) 263 00:13:05,515 --> 00:13:07,017 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 264 00:13:07,017 --> 00:13:09,319 SLEEPOVER'S BEEN MOVED TO THE BASEMENT! 265 00:13:09,319 --> 00:13:11,521 - NO! NO! - ( yells ) 266 00:13:11,521 --> 00:13:14,424 WELL, I CAN'T SLEEP IN THERE IF YOU'RE MAKING NOISE OUT HERE. 267 00:13:14,424 --> 00:13:17,968 OH. GOOD POINT. 268 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,472 - GET HER! - ( boys yelling ) 269 00:13:22,472 --> 00:13:24,204 - ( laughing ) -( monkeys shrieking ) 270 00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:26,036 THIS MOVIE'S HILARIOUS. 271 00:13:26,036 --> 00:13:30,040 THESE MONKEYS ARE GOING ABSOLUTELY CRAZY. 272 00:13:34,544 --> 00:13:36,917 YUP, FOUR AND UP. 273 00:13:38,989 --> 00:13:41,091 THEY GOT THAT RIGHT. 274 00:13:43,053 --> 00:13:45,295 HEY, DAD, I DON'T SEE ANY DIFFERENCE YET. 275 00:13:45,295 --> 00:13:48,128 - WELL, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN DOING IT? - TWICE. 276 00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:52,863 MOM, DID YOU TELL THE BOYS THEY COULD SLEEP DOWNSTAIRS? 277 00:13:52,863 --> 00:13:54,364 WELL, HONEY, THEY DON'T HAVE ANYWHERE ELSE TO GO. 278 00:13:54,364 --> 00:13:57,367 OKAY, WELL, I'M NOT GOING INTO P.J.'s ROOM 279 00:13:57,367 --> 00:13:59,940 AND YOU GUYS ARE DOWN HERE, SO WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO SLEEP? 280 00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:04,044 ( grunting ) 281 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,987 - STUPID PARENTS. - Amy:Heard that. 282 00:14:16,987 --> 00:14:20,090 OH. STUPID BABY MONITOR. 283 00:14:22,092 --> 00:14:24,164 ( ominous music playing ) 284 00:14:25,335 --> 00:14:27,497 DON'T GO IN THERE. 285 00:14:27,497 --> 00:14:29,169 DON'T GO IN THERE! 286 00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:31,401 - DON'T GO-- - ( all scream ) 287 00:14:33,443 --> 00:14:35,505 ( zombie growling ) 288 00:14:39,149 --> 00:14:41,151 OH, MAN, HE SHOULDN'T HAVE GONE IN THERE. 289 00:14:41,151 --> 00:14:44,114 Man: Remember, no one is safe. 290 00:14:44,114 --> 00:14:46,586 The zombies are everywhere! 291 00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:49,519 Everywhere! ( laughs evilly ) 292 00:14:49,519 --> 00:14:50,620 ( TV turns off ) 293 00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:55,595 THAT WAS A GOOD MOVIE, HUH? 294 00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:58,999 I DON'T THINK I'M EVER GONNA SLEEP AGAIN. 295 00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:02,172 WHY'D YOU HAVE TO GET SUCH A SCARY MOVIE? 296 00:15:02,172 --> 00:15:05,305 - I WANT TO GO HOME. - ME TOO. 297 00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:09,209 COME ON, GUYS. YOU'RE NOT AFRAID OF A BUNCH OF ZOMBIES, ARE YOU? 298 00:15:12,082 --> 00:15:15,515 FINE. I'LL GO UPSTAIRS AND TELL MY PARENTS. 299 00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:17,517 UPSTAIRS? 300 00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:20,290 OH, MAN, I REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH. 301 00:15:27,097 --> 00:15:28,458 HEY, BUDDY. HOW'S IT GOING? 302 00:15:28,458 --> 00:15:31,231 TERRIBLE. EVERYONE WANTS TO GO HOME. 303 00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:34,264 - WHY? - BECAUSE THAT MOVIE YOU RENTED US 304 00:15:34,264 --> 00:15:35,605 WAS COMPLETELY INAPPROPRIATE. 305 00:15:40,210 --> 00:15:43,143 MY FIRST SLEEPOVER IS A TOTAL DISASTER. 306 00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:45,275 OH HONEY. RELAX, OKAY? 307 00:15:45,275 --> 00:15:46,977 I'LL GO HAVE A LITTLE TALK WITH THEM. 308 00:15:46,977 --> 00:15:49,249 EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE FINE. 309 00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:54,284 ( shouting ) OKAY, EVERYBODY LISTEN UP! 310 00:15:54,284 --> 00:15:58,258 ZOMBIES AREN'T REAL! NOW GO TO BED! 311 00:16:03,293 --> 00:16:05,195 GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. 312 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:20,150 AH. WOW, THIS IS REALLY PAYING OFF. 313 00:16:21,151 --> 00:16:23,253 IT SURE IS. 314 00:16:23,253 --> 00:16:24,714 HEY, P.J., DO ME A FAVOR-- 315 00:16:24,714 --> 00:16:26,556 - WOULD YOU GIVE ME A HAND UP? - YEAH. 316 00:16:28,058 --> 00:16:29,519 ( rips ) 317 00:16:31,321 --> 00:16:35,595 HEY, THAT'S MY FAVORITE ARM. 318 00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:38,498 OH NOW. I'M TOO STRONG NOW. 319 00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:42,702 P.J. P.J. 320 00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:45,405 P.J. P.J. 321 00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:48,108 OW! OH! 322 00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:50,180 OH, MY FOOT! 323 00:16:50,180 --> 00:16:53,113 I-- I'M SORRY, DAD. ARE YOU OKAY? 324 00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:55,415 OW! ( inhales sharply ) 325 00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:57,247 AH. YOU KNOW WHAT? 326 00:16:57,247 --> 00:16:59,249 I SHOULD JUST GO TO BED. 327 00:16:59,249 --> 00:17:02,222 BEFORE I GO TO BED, I'VE GOT TO GO CHECK ON THE BOYS. 328 00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:04,794 OH, MY THIGH. 329 00:17:04,794 --> 00:17:06,626 OH, MY FOOT. 330 00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:09,629 OH, MY THIGH. OH, MY FOOT. 331 00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:12,462 MY THIGH. MY FOOT. AH! 332 00:17:12,462 --> 00:17:15,505 -( thudding footsteps ) -( Bob moaning loudly ) 333 00:17:22,212 --> 00:17:24,714 ( groans loudly ) 334 00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:32,051 ( whispering ) GUYS. GUYS, WAKE UP. 335 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:34,354 - WHAT IS IT? - LISTEN! 336 00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:36,226 -( thudding footsteps ) -( Bob moaning loudly ) 337 00:17:36,226 --> 00:17:37,457 IT'S GETTING CLOSER! 338 00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:43,233 - ZOMBIE! - WHAT DO WE DO? 339 00:17:43,233 --> 00:17:46,736 - ATTACK! - ( boys yell ) 340 00:17:46,736 --> 00:17:48,668 AIM FOR THE BRAIN! AIM FOR THE BRAIN! 341 00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:50,840 - YEAH! GET HIM! - WHOA WHOA WHOA! OH! 342 00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:53,243 - Bob:HEY! - WAIT, GUYS! STOP! STOP! 343 00:17:53,243 --> 00:17:56,206 - THAT'S MY DAD! - YOUR DAD'S A ZOMBIE? 344 00:17:58,508 --> 00:18:00,550 I'M NOT A ZOMBIE. 345 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,314 - PROVE IT. - OW! 346 00:18:04,314 --> 00:18:08,258 HE FEELS PAIN. WE'RE OKAY. 347 00:18:09,759 --> 00:18:11,261 DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 348 00:18:11,261 --> 00:18:13,323 I'M JUST CHECKING ON YOU GUYS. 349 00:18:13,323 --> 00:18:15,395 LIKE A ZOMBIE? NOW THEY'RE GONNA 350 00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:17,197 WANNA GO HOME AGAIN. THANKS A LOT. 351 00:18:17,197 --> 00:18:20,800 I DON'T WANNA GO HOME. THAT WAS AWESOME. 352 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,672 - IT WAS? - YEAH. 353 00:18:22,672 --> 00:18:25,635 - YOU WERE SO SCARED. - I WASN'T SCARED. 354 00:18:25,635 --> 00:18:28,578 - YOU WERE SCARED. - NOT AS SCARED AS ME. 355 00:18:30,340 --> 00:18:31,611 LET'S DO IT AGAIN, MR. DUNCAN. 356 00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:33,743 NO NO NO. I'VE GOT TO GO TO BED. 357 00:18:33,743 --> 00:18:35,515 DAD DAD, COME ON. 358 00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:38,288 GIVE THE KIDS WHAT THEY WANT. 359 00:18:38,288 --> 00:18:41,351 - ALL RIGHT. - YEAH, LET'S GO. 360 00:18:41,351 --> 00:18:44,294 - OKAY. - THIS IS SO COOL. 361 00:18:44,294 --> 00:18:46,396 ( deep voice ) MUST KILL. 362 00:18:46,396 --> 00:18:48,498 DAD DAD DAD, ZOMBIES DON'T SPEAK. 363 00:18:48,498 --> 00:18:51,201 SORRY. UH... 364 00:18:51,201 --> 00:18:53,503 - ( growling ) - ( boys yelling ) 365 00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:03,313 ( coos ) 366 00:19:03,313 --> 00:19:04,874 GOOD MORNING, CHARLIE. 367 00:19:04,874 --> 00:19:07,777 ( chuckles ) LOOK AT YOU. 368 00:19:07,777 --> 00:19:10,380 ARE YOU AN ARTIST? HUH? 369 00:19:12,322 --> 00:19:15,225 DID YOU PAINT A PICTURE SOMEWHERE? 370 00:19:15,225 --> 00:19:17,557 OH. WELL, THE WALLS LOOK OKAY. 371 00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:21,391 OH MY GOSH! I'M LATE FOR MY AUDITION! 372 00:19:24,394 --> 00:19:26,536 UH-OH. 373 00:19:32,342 --> 00:19:35,375 - ( piano music plays ) - Billups:THANK YOU. 374 00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:37,747 ALICE, IS THAT EVERYONE? 375 00:19:37,747 --> 00:19:39,649 OH NO, TEDDY DUNCAN ISN'T HERE YET. 376 00:19:39,649 --> 00:19:42,712 NO NO NO. SORRY. I'M COMING. I'M HERE. 377 00:19:42,712 --> 00:19:44,384 - ( panting )THERE. - TEDDY, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 378 00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:46,286 I OVERSLEPT. 379 00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:47,817 OKAY. 380 00:19:47,817 --> 00:19:49,589 HI. 381 00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:51,891 I'M GOING TO BE SINGING 382 00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:55,395 "YOU'LL NEVER FACE IT ALONE." HIT IT. 383 00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:57,797 ( piano music playing ) 384 00:19:57,797 --> 00:20:00,500 ♪ IF YOU BELIEVE IT'S TRUE ♪ 385 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,502 ♪ AND IF MY HEART'S IN YOU ♪ 386 00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:04,634 ♪ NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO ♪ 387 00:20:04,634 --> 00:20:07,307 ♪ YOU'LL NEVER FACE IT ALONE... ♪ 388 00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:09,679 STOP STOP. WHAT WAS THAT? 389 00:20:09,679 --> 00:20:11,481 I WAS AUDITIONING. 390 00:20:11,481 --> 00:20:13,843 FOR WHAT, BEAUTY OR THE BEAST? 391 00:20:13,843 --> 00:20:17,517 WELL, BEAUTY OF COURSE. WHY WOULD I BE AUDITIONING FOR THE BEAST? 392 00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:21,451 I MEAN, THAT'S SOMETHING-- THAT'S BECAUSE I LOOK LIKE A BEAST. 393 00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:25,595 WHY DO YOU HAVE SCRIBBLES ALL OVER YOUR FACE? 394 00:20:25,595 --> 00:20:29,529 ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY THAT BEAUTY IS ONLY SKIN DEEP 395 00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:31,661 AND WHAT'S INSIDE IS WHAT'S TRULY IMPORTANT? 396 00:20:31,661 --> 00:20:34,664 - WELL, ACTUALLY-- - BECAUSE IF YOU ARE, 397 00:20:34,664 --> 00:20:38,368 - I LOVE IT. - THEN THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS GOING FOR. 398 00:20:42,972 --> 00:20:45,475 WHOA. 399 00:20:45,475 --> 00:20:47,347 HEY, CHARLIE, ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? 400 00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:48,678 NO MORE BIG-GIRL BED. 401 00:20:51,521 --> 00:20:54,524 YES, AND SINCE MOMMY INSISTED WE'D NEVER NEED THE CRIB AGAIN, 402 00:20:54,524 --> 00:20:57,527 DADDY GETS TO GO BUY A NEW ONE. 403 00:20:59,429 --> 00:21:01,861 DADDY MIGHT BE SLEEPING IN HIS OWN BED TOO. 404 00:21:04,033 --> 00:21:06,566 GREAT NEWS, YOU GUYS! 405 00:21:06,566 --> 00:21:08,568 I GOT INVITED TO THREE SLEEPOVERS TODAY! 406 00:21:08,568 --> 00:21:11,270 AND, DAD, YOU GOT INVITED TO TWO OF THEM. 407 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,473 WHAT? I DON'T WANT TO GO TO ANY SLEEPOVER. 408 00:21:13,473 --> 00:21:16,446 DAD DAD, WE'RE A PACKAGE DEAL. YOU'RE GOING. 409 00:21:16,446 --> 00:21:18,277 ( sighs ) 410 00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,909 ( groaning ) 411 00:21:19,909 --> 00:21:22,512 THAT'S IT. NOW SAVE THAT FOR TONIGHT. 412 00:21:23,813 --> 00:21:25,585 Well, Charlie, 413 00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:26,786 you're going back to your crib. 414 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,458 And I'm going places too-- 415 00:21:28,458 --> 00:21:30,320 I got the lead in the school musical. 416 00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:32,522 I'm gonna be the best Beast they've ever had. 417 00:21:32,522 --> 00:21:34,724 Here's some really big news. 418 00:21:34,724 --> 00:21:36,566 I'm eating healthy now, 419 00:21:36,566 --> 00:21:39,329 because I decided I like myself just the way I am. 420 00:21:39,329 --> 00:21:41,501 Yeah, she's not interested. 421 00:21:41,501 --> 00:21:45,475 One more thing: if you ever draw on my face again... 422 00:21:45,475 --> 00:21:47,777 ( chuckles ) ...good luck, Charlie. 423 00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:56,416 - ( video game noises ) -( thudding footsteps, loud moan ) 424 00:21:56,416 --> 00:21:59,318 - WHAT'S THAT NOISE? - IS THAT A ZOMBIE? 425 00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:00,990 DAD, THAT'S GETTING OLD! 426 00:22:00,990 --> 00:22:03,423 WHAT'S GETTING OLD? 427 00:22:03,423 --> 00:22:06,756 IF-- IF YOU'RE THERE, THEN WHO'S-- 428 00:22:06,756 --> 00:22:07,997 ( groaning ) 429 00:22:07,997 --> 00:22:12,101 - ( boys screaming ) - Bob: WHOA! 430 00:22:24,874 --> 00:22:28,378 -( whimsical music playing ) -( monkeys screeching ) 431 00:22:28,378 --> 00:22:30,880 ( groaning laugh ) 432 00:22:35,585 --> 00:22:38,087 ( theme music plays )