1 00:00:06,974 --> 00:00:08,476 ISN'T THIS NICE? 2 00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:10,544 WE'RE ALL HERE TOGETHER SHARING FAMILY TIME. 3 00:00:10,578 --> 00:00:13,481 MOM, PLEASE. "CELEBRITY PET CASTLE" IS ON. 4 00:00:13,514 --> 00:00:15,583 WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT A SHOW ABOUT CELEBRITY PETS 5 00:00:15,616 --> 00:00:18,419 LIVING TOGETHER IN A CASTLE WOULD BE SO GREAT? 6 00:00:18,452 --> 00:00:20,521 LAST WEEK, HOWIE MANDEL'S CAT 7 00:00:20,554 --> 00:00:23,324 - ATE ONE OF JACK BLACK'S GUPPIES. - OH, COOL. 8 00:00:23,357 --> 00:00:26,327 - I WAS THINKING WE COULD TURN THE TV OFF. - WAIT! NOT NOW. 9 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:30,064 - THEY'RE STARTING WITH AN ELIMINATION! - I'LL GET THE POPCORN. 10 00:00:30,098 --> 00:00:33,601 I WOULD NOT WANT TO BE BEYONCE'S HAMSTER RIGHT NOW. 11 00:00:33,634 --> 00:00:36,637 - ( P.J. screams ) - WHAT? 12 00:00:38,506 --> 00:00:41,209 MOUSE! I SAW A MOUSE! 13 00:00:41,242 --> 00:00:42,576 IT WAS LIKE THIS BIG. 14 00:00:42,610 --> 00:00:46,214 AND YOUR HIGH-PITCHED GIRL SCREAM SCARED IT AWAY. 15 00:00:46,247 --> 00:00:48,349 HEY HEY HEY, LOOK AT THIS. 16 00:00:48,382 --> 00:00:51,352 MOUSE DROPPINGS. 17 00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:53,321 OH, BILL. 18 00:00:53,354 --> 00:00:55,489 THAT'S A ROCKY MOUNTAIN GREY... 19 00:00:55,523 --> 00:00:58,592 ( sniffs ) FEMALE... 20 00:00:58,626 --> 00:01:01,229 ( sniffs ) 21 00:01:01,262 --> 00:01:03,464 ABOUT TO BE A MOTHER. 22 00:01:03,497 --> 00:01:05,133 THAT IS JUST GROSS. 23 00:01:05,166 --> 00:01:07,868 I DO NOT WANT A MOUSE OR MOUSE BABIES IN THIS HOUSE. 24 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:09,870 AW, MOUSE BABIES. 25 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:12,306 EW! 26 00:01:12,340 --> 00:01:15,176 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. IT'S NOT A PROBLEM. 27 00:01:15,209 --> 00:01:16,610 YOU KNOW WHAT? HAVE A SEAT. 28 00:01:16,644 --> 00:01:18,446 WATCH A MASTER EXTERMINATOR IN ACTION. 29 00:01:18,479 --> 00:01:20,414 OR WE COULD GET BACK TO THE SHOW. 30 00:01:20,448 --> 00:01:22,483 SIMON COWELL'S TURTLE IS COMING OUT OF HIS SHELL. 31 00:01:22,516 --> 00:01:24,585 All: OH! 32 00:01:26,620 --> 00:01:28,189 ( rock music playing ) 33 00:01:28,222 --> 00:01:29,623 * TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST 34 00:01:29,657 --> 00:01:31,325 * RUNNING LATE, AND DAD SAYS * 35 00:01:31,359 --> 00:01:33,594 * HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LEFT SHOE? * 36 00:01:33,627 --> 00:01:36,130 * I CLOSE MY EYES, TAKE A BITE * 37 00:01:36,164 --> 00:01:37,598 * GRAB A RIDE, LAUGH OUT LOUD * 38 00:01:37,631 --> 00:01:40,501 * THERE IT IS UP ON THE ROOF * 39 00:01:40,534 --> 00:01:43,904 * I'VE BEEN THERE, I'VE SURVIVED * 40 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:47,175 * SO JUST TAKE MY ADVICE * 41 00:01:47,208 --> 00:01:49,310 * HANG IN THERE, BABY 42 00:01:49,343 --> 00:01:50,878 * THINGS ARE CRAZY 43 00:01:50,911 --> 00:01:53,681 * BUT I KNOW YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT * 44 00:01:53,714 --> 00:01:55,916 * HANG IN THERE, BABY 45 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:57,451 * THERE'S NO MAYBE 46 00:01:57,485 --> 00:02:00,354 * EVERYTHING TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT * 47 00:02:00,388 --> 00:02:02,690 * YOUR LIFE IS UP AND DOWN * 48 00:02:02,723 --> 00:02:06,294 * BUT TRUST ME, IT COMES BACK AROUND * 49 00:02:06,327 --> 00:02:10,398 * YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE * 50 00:02:11,732 --> 00:02:14,435 * HANG IN THERE, BABY. 51 00:02:22,943 --> 00:02:25,913 AH, THIS THING IS SO FRUSTRATING. 52 00:02:25,946 --> 00:02:28,582 - DAD, CAN I GET - NOPE. PHONE? 53 00:02:28,616 --> 00:02:30,951 DADDY. 54 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:34,522 CAN I PLEASE GET A NEW PHONE, PLEASE? 55 00:02:34,555 --> 00:02:37,325 ( sighs ) IT LIKE THAT... PUT 56 00:02:37,358 --> 00:02:38,592 NO. 57 00:02:38,626 --> 00:02:41,562 BUT THIS OLD PHONE IS USELESS. 58 00:02:41,595 --> 00:02:44,332 I CAN'T DOWNLOAD APPS, I CAN'T POST STATUS UPDATES. 59 00:02:44,365 --> 00:02:46,600 THE ONLY THING I CAN DO ON IT IS TALK. 60 00:02:46,634 --> 00:02:48,536 NOBODY DOES THAT ANYMORE. 61 00:02:48,569 --> 00:02:51,339 OKAY, YOU WANT A NEW PHONE? 62 00:02:52,773 --> 00:02:55,343 THERE YOU GO. NEW PHONE. 63 00:02:55,376 --> 00:02:57,611 UNLIMITED MINUTES. AND IT SQUEAKS. 64 00:02:58,646 --> 00:03:00,314 GOOD FOR YOU, DAD. 65 00:03:00,348 --> 00:03:01,615 TELL THE PRINCESS NO FOR ONCE. 66 00:03:01,649 --> 00:03:03,651 EXCUSE ME, BUT THIS PRINCESS 67 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:05,619 SPENDS A LOT LESS TIME ON HER HAIR THAN YOU DO. 68 00:03:07,621 --> 00:03:09,423 WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, ANYWAY? 69 00:03:09,457 --> 00:03:11,659 MY PROBLEM IS EVERYTHING GETS HANDED TO YOU. 70 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:14,362 THIS IS LIKE THE FIRST DIDN'T GO YOUR WAY.ETHING 71 00:03:14,395 --> 00:03:17,365 LOOK, HONEY, GET A JOB.T A PHONE, 72 00:03:17,398 --> 00:03:20,334 I'M ONLY 15. COULD I GET? JOB 73 00:03:20,368 --> 00:03:22,736 ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT? IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD. DOGS 74 00:03:22,770 --> 00:03:26,240 - YOU COULD WALK DOGS. - OR...? 75 00:03:26,274 --> 00:03:28,776 OR NOT GET A NEW PHONE. 76 00:03:28,809 --> 00:03:32,413 TEDDY, A JOB ISN'T JUST ABOUT MONEY. 77 00:03:32,446 --> 00:03:35,416 IT'S ALSO ABOUT SELF-WORTH AND DIGNITY. 78 00:03:37,685 --> 00:03:40,354 WOW. 79 00:03:40,388 --> 00:03:43,657 OKAY, EVERYBODY, WE ARE OFF TO OUR MUSIC CLASS. 80 00:03:43,691 --> 00:03:45,526 YOU LOOK SO CUTE. 81 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:48,396 AWW, CHARLIE, DID YOU HEAR WHAT YOUR BIG SISTER SAID ABOUT YOU? 82 00:03:48,429 --> 00:03:50,564 I WAS TALKING TO YOU, MOM. 83 00:03:50,598 --> 00:03:52,666 OH, YOU'RE SO SWEET. 84 00:03:52,700 --> 00:03:54,502 AND YOU'RE NOT GETTING A PHONE. 85 00:03:58,839 --> 00:04:02,376 OKAY, PEOPLE, THE FRIED CHICKEN BUSINESS HAS TAKEN A HIT. 86 00:04:02,410 --> 00:04:07,481 APPARENTLY FRIED IS NOW BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH. 87 00:04:07,515 --> 00:04:11,452 SO WE NEED TO THINK OF WAYS OF INCREASING OUR SALES. 88 00:04:11,485 --> 00:04:12,786 DAZZLE ME! YOU. 89 00:04:12,820 --> 00:04:15,389 HOW ABOUT WE INTRODUCE TACOS TO OUR MENU? 90 00:04:15,423 --> 00:04:18,292 TOO EASY, TOO EXPECTED. PUSH IT, PEOPLE. 91 00:04:18,326 --> 00:04:20,328 PUNCH IT! YEAH? 92 00:04:20,361 --> 00:04:22,763 HOW ABOUT WE FRY UP OTHER, CHEAPER KINDS OF MEAT 93 00:04:22,796 --> 00:04:27,034 AND TELL PEOPLE IT'S CHICKEN, ONLY IT'S NOT CHICKEN? 94 00:04:27,067 --> 00:04:30,504 WE'RE ALREADY DOING THAT. YOU HAD NUMBER THREE LATELY? 95 00:04:30,538 --> 00:04:33,374 WORK WITH ME, MINIMUM WAGERS. 96 00:04:33,407 --> 00:04:35,676 - GIVE ME SOMETHING! - WHAT DO YOU GOT, J.P.? 97 00:04:35,709 --> 00:04:37,511 - IT'S P.J. - WHATEVER. GO. 98 00:04:37,545 --> 00:04:41,382 WELL, WHAT IF WE GIVE THE BUSINESS A FACE? 99 00:04:41,415 --> 00:04:44,084 SOMEONE WHO IS KWIKKI CHIKKI. 100 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:46,720 SOMEONE TO PUT ON POSTERS AND BAGS AND BUCKETS. 101 00:04:46,754 --> 00:04:49,423 - LIKE BOBBY BURGER. - I LIKE BOBBY BURGER. 102 00:04:49,457 --> 00:04:51,559 HE ALWAYS EATS ALL THE BURGERS. 103 00:04:53,694 --> 00:04:56,430 SEE? THAT IS WHAT WE'RE MISSING. 104 00:04:56,464 --> 00:04:59,467 WE DON'T HAVE A MR. KWIK! 105 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:02,836 MR. KWIK? MR. KWIK. TELL ME MORE. 106 00:05:02,870 --> 00:05:05,473 WELL, HE SHOULD BE AN EMPLOYEE. 107 00:05:05,506 --> 00:05:08,476 PROBABLY YOUNG, GOOD LOOKING, 108 00:05:08,509 --> 00:05:10,811 - HEALTHY. - YOU'RE THINKING ME, RIGHT? 109 00:05:10,844 --> 00:05:13,481 OR SOMEONE YOUNG, 110 00:05:13,514 --> 00:05:16,484 GOOD LOOKING, HEALTHY. 111 00:05:16,517 --> 00:05:19,487 MR. KWIK. 112 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:20,554 I'M GOING TO SLEEP ON IT. 113 00:05:20,588 --> 00:05:24,392 ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE, DOORS OPEN IN 10, SO LOOK LIVELY. 114 00:05:24,425 --> 00:05:26,727 OH, AND WHAT IS THAT SMELL? 115 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:28,862 - THAT'S OUR CHICKEN. - OH. 116 00:05:28,896 --> 00:05:31,799 20 YEARS IN THE BUSINESS. YOU NEVER GET USED TO IT. 117 00:05:37,905 --> 00:05:39,773 WHAT ARE YOU DOING, DAD? 118 00:05:39,807 --> 00:05:43,411 I AM LOADING THE MOUSE TRAP WITH A TASTY LITTLE SNACK 119 00:05:43,444 --> 00:05:46,780 OF PEANUT BUTTER AND HORROR. 120 00:05:46,814 --> 00:05:49,583 YOU HAVEN'T CAUGHT THAT THING YET? 121 00:05:49,617 --> 00:05:51,852 KIDS, LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO YOU. 122 00:05:51,885 --> 00:05:54,522 NOW I'M NOT JUST A GUY WHO CATCHES THINGS. 123 00:05:54,555 --> 00:05:56,156 CLEARLY. 124 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:59,760 I AM ALSO AN EXPERT IN ANIMAL BEHAVIOR. 125 00:05:59,793 --> 00:06:02,496 NOW THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN GREY FEEDS AT NIGHT. 126 00:06:02,530 --> 00:06:05,499 SO BY TOMORROW MORNING THIS TRAP 127 00:06:05,533 --> 00:06:07,735 IS GOING TO HAVE A MOUSE IN IT. 128 00:06:07,768 --> 00:06:11,539 AND THAT, MY FRIEND, IS A GUARANTEE. 129 00:06:11,572 --> 00:06:13,707 100%. 130 00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:21,682 SOMEBODY NEEDS TO TAKE HIM DOWN A PEG. 131 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:23,617 ARE YOU GONNA MESS WITH DAD? 132 00:06:23,651 --> 00:06:26,420 I'M GABE. IT'S WHAT I DO. 133 00:06:27,788 --> 00:06:30,558 * THAT'S THE WAY THE MONEY GOES * 134 00:06:30,591 --> 00:06:32,159 * POP GOES THE WEASEL. 135 00:06:32,192 --> 00:06:33,761 GOOD JOB. 136 00:06:33,794 --> 00:06:36,564 GREAT JOB, EVERYBODY. 137 00:06:36,597 --> 00:06:38,566 OKAY, WE'RE GONNA TAKE A LITTLE JUICE BREAK, 138 00:06:38,599 --> 00:06:41,435 THEN WE WILL COME BACK FOR DANCE-A-LANCE-A-LING-LONG! 139 00:06:44,538 --> 00:06:45,839 OH. 140 00:06:45,873 --> 00:06:49,443 - I'M ELAINE, BY THE WAY. - NICE TO MEET YOU. 141 00:06:49,477 --> 00:06:51,845 I'M AMY, AND THIS IS MY DAUGHTER CHARLIE. 142 00:06:51,879 --> 00:06:53,581 CHARLIE? 143 00:06:53,614 --> 00:06:55,516 ( laughs ) LIKE, CHARLIE BROWN? 144 00:06:55,549 --> 00:06:58,486 NO, NOT LIKE CHARLIE BROWN. 145 00:06:58,519 --> 00:06:59,920 CHARLIE, LIKE, SHORT FOR CHARLOTTE. 146 00:06:59,953 --> 00:07:04,558 OH WELL, AS LONG AS IT MAKES SENSE TO YOU. 147 00:07:05,793 --> 00:07:08,729 - AND WHO IS THIS? - THIS IS BRITTANY. 148 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:10,564 - ( babbles ) - YES, YOU ARE. 149 00:07:10,598 --> 00:07:12,900 - OH, THAT'S SO ADORABLE. - YEAH. 150 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:15,803 YOU NAMED HER AFTER A TROUBLED POP STAR. 151 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:21,575 I NOTICED CHARLIE WAS VERY GOOD AT CLAPPING. 152 00:07:21,609 --> 00:07:23,744 OH YES, IT'S ONE OF HER MANY TALENTS. 153 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:27,548 AWW, BRITTANY WAS CLAPPING AT SIX MONTHS, SO... 154 00:07:27,581 --> 00:07:30,718 CHARLIE MAKES ANIMAL SOUNDS. 155 00:07:30,751 --> 00:07:33,554 CHARLIE, WHAT DOES A COW SAY? 156 00:07:33,587 --> 00:07:34,588 WOOF. 157 00:07:34,622 --> 00:07:36,757 VERY IMPRESSIVE. 158 00:07:38,659 --> 00:07:40,027 OH, JUST SO YOU KNOW, 159 00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:42,830 NEXT CLASS, WE'RE ASKING EVERY MOM AND CHILD 160 00:07:42,863 --> 00:07:45,966 - TO PERFORM A SONG TOGETHER. - OH, THAT SOUNDS FUN. 161 00:07:45,999 --> 00:07:49,236 AND JUST SO YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT A COMPETITION. 162 00:07:49,269 --> 00:07:52,005 IT WOULDN'T BE FAIR WITH MY MUSICAL THEATER BACKGROUND. 163 00:07:52,039 --> 00:07:54,642 I WAS ON BROADWAY. 164 00:07:54,675 --> 00:07:56,844 OH, AND NOW YOU'RE HERE, 165 00:07:56,877 --> 00:07:59,580 SO WE SEE HOW THAT TURNED OUT. 166 00:07:59,613 --> 00:08:00,848 ( chuckles ) 167 00:08:08,288 --> 00:08:09,757 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 168 00:08:09,790 --> 00:08:12,760 I TOOK YOUR SUGGESTION AND BECAME A DOG WALKER. 169 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:16,897 A GREAT DANE AND A LARBADOODLE 170 00:08:16,930 --> 00:08:19,667 TOOK TURNS DRAGGING ME THROUGH A PUDDLE. 171 00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:22,069 SO THANKS. 172 00:08:22,102 --> 00:08:24,672 YOU'RE WELCOME. 173 00:08:24,705 --> 00:08:25,939 WHAT'S IN THE BAG? 174 00:08:25,973 --> 00:08:28,108 MOSTLY GREAT DANE. 175 00:08:31,779 --> 00:08:34,682 - WHERE SHOULD I PUT IT? - TRASH CAN. 176 00:08:34,715 --> 00:08:36,684 MRS. DABNEY'S TRASH CAN. 177 00:08:38,886 --> 00:08:40,788 HEY, DAD, GUESS WHAT. 178 00:08:40,821 --> 00:08:42,756 YOU WASHED THE CAR LIKE I ASKED? 179 00:08:42,790 --> 00:08:44,658 YOU ARE REALLY BAD AT GUESSING. 180 00:08:44,692 --> 00:08:48,962 NO, I HAD AN IDEA AT WORK AND MY BOSS LOVED IT. 181 00:08:48,996 --> 00:08:51,699 - HEY, GOOD FOR YOU. - YEAH, IT WAS A GREAT MOMENT. 182 00:08:51,732 --> 00:08:53,767 AND WHO KNOWS? 183 00:08:53,801 --> 00:08:55,736 MR. KWIK COULD BE THE START OF SOMETHING BIG. 184 00:08:59,907 --> 00:09:01,742 THIS IS AMAZING. 185 00:09:01,775 --> 00:09:04,845 EVER SINCE YOU BECAME MR. KWIK BUSINESS IS BOOMING. 186 00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:07,781 I JUST WANT TO SAY, THANK YOU, P.J. 187 00:09:11,084 --> 00:09:12,753 HOW AM I GONNA GET ALL THAT MONEY HOME? 188 00:09:12,786 --> 00:09:14,722 YOU COULD PUT IT IN THE TRUNK 189 00:09:14,755 --> 00:09:17,024 - OF YOUR BRAND NEW CAR! - ( game show music playing ) 190 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:19,660 ( engine revving ) 191 00:09:19,693 --> 00:09:21,695 ( beeps ) 192 00:09:33,807 --> 00:09:35,075 CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH, MR. KWIK? 193 00:09:35,108 --> 00:09:36,710 ABSOLUTELY. 194 00:09:36,744 --> 00:09:38,378 ( snaps ) 195 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:40,714 AND WHO AM I MAKING THIS OUT TO? 196 00:09:40,748 --> 00:09:42,750 MRS. KWIK. 197 00:09:45,753 --> 00:09:47,688 NICE CAR. 198 00:09:47,721 --> 00:09:49,890 WHEN ARE YOU GONNA WASH MINE? 199 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,925 DAD, GET OUT OF MY FANTASY. 200 00:10:00,868 --> 00:10:03,070 HELLO, LITTLE MOUSE. 201 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:05,172 WANT TO HELP ME MESS WITH DAD? 202 00:10:11,679 --> 00:10:13,847 DAD! 203 00:10:13,881 --> 00:10:16,116 ( footsteps running ) 204 00:10:18,752 --> 00:10:20,721 WE HAVE A MOUSE? 205 00:10:20,754 --> 00:10:23,857 NO. BUT THE BAIT IS GONE. 206 00:10:23,891 --> 00:10:25,025 WHAT? 207 00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:27,761 OH, COME ON. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 208 00:10:27,795 --> 00:10:29,963 - HOW COULD A MOUSE DO THAT? - I DON'T KNOW. 209 00:10:29,997 --> 00:10:31,865 IT'S ALMOST LIKE HE'S MOCKING YOU. 210 00:10:35,803 --> 00:10:38,906 OKAY, MOUSE WANTS TO DANCE, 211 00:10:38,939 --> 00:10:42,042 WE'RE GONNA DANCE. 212 00:10:45,779 --> 00:10:48,982 I WONDER WHAT KIDS WITH SMART DADS DO FOR FUN. 213 00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:53,887 ( barking ) 214 00:10:53,921 --> 00:10:56,824 GUYS, I'M GOING INSIDE FOR JUST A MINUTE. 215 00:10:56,857 --> 00:10:58,726 AND WHILE I'M GONE NO SNIFFING, 216 00:10:58,759 --> 00:11:00,694 NO BITING AND NO SCOOCHING. 217 00:11:00,728 --> 00:11:02,129 AND BRUTUS, COME HERE. 218 00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:06,800 BUDDY, REMEMBER, FIFI IS NOT A CHEW TOY, OKAY? 219 00:11:09,937 --> 00:11:12,873 SO, MITCH, DID YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO THINK ABOUT MY MR. KWIK IDEA? 220 00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:15,242 YES, I DID, J.P. OR SHOULD I SAY... 221 00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:17,244 - MR. KWIK! - REALLY? ME? 222 00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:19,780 YUP, YOU'RE THE NEW FACE OF KWIKKI CHIKKI. 223 00:11:19,813 --> 00:11:22,983 I SEE GREAT THINGS AHEAD FOR YOU. THE FUTURE IS BRIGHT. 224 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:24,818 DOES THE FUTURE INCLUDE A BUMP IN PAY? 225 00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:26,219 NO, IT DOES NOT. 226 00:11:26,253 --> 00:11:27,487 WELL, DOESN'T MATTER. 227 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:30,090 BEING MR. KWIK IS REWARD ENOUGH. 228 00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:32,860 - FREE SOFT DRINKS? - NO. 229 00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:34,728 BUT YOU WERE RIGHT, KID. 230 00:11:34,762 --> 00:11:36,730 THE FACE OF KWIKKI CHIKKI NEEDS TO BE YOUNG, 231 00:11:36,764 --> 00:11:38,265 HEALTHY, GOOD LOOKING. 232 00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:40,734 ( gasps ) LIKE THAT! 233 00:11:40,768 --> 00:11:43,737 - YOU MEAN THIS? - OH, NO NO NO, THIS AIN'T THAT. 234 00:11:43,771 --> 00:11:46,874 THIS IS GOOD BUT THAT IS GREAT. 235 00:11:46,907 --> 00:11:49,242 SHE CAN'T BE MR. KWIK. SHE'S A GIRL. 236 00:11:49,276 --> 00:11:50,811 THEN FORGET ABOUT MR. KWIK. 237 00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:52,980 SHE'LL BE OUR KWIKKI CHICK. 238 00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:54,848 ARE YOU READY TO BE THE FACE OF KWIKKI CHIKKI? 239 00:11:54,882 --> 00:11:57,985 I JUST WANTED TO USE THE BATHROOM. 240 00:12:09,797 --> 00:12:11,899 I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'RE MAD AT ME. 241 00:12:11,932 --> 00:12:14,167 I'M MAD AT YOU BECAUSE YOU DID IT AGAIN. 242 00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:17,004 YOU WALKED RIGHT IN THERE AND GOT THE JOB HANDED TO YOU. 243 00:12:17,037 --> 00:12:19,506 - MY JOB. - I DIDN'T DO IT ON PURPOSE. 244 00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:21,942 DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I WAS MR. KWIK? 245 00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:23,911 37 SECONDS. 246 00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:26,113 THAT'S TOO QUICK. 247 00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:28,281 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? 248 00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:29,917 QUIT. YOU ALREADY HAVE A JOB. 249 00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:32,252 WALKING DOGS? IT'S DISGUSTING. 250 00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:34,922 NO OFFENSE, GUYS. 251 00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:37,891 P.J., I'M SORRY YOU DIDN'T GET THE JOB, 252 00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:39,793 BUT I'M NOT SORRY I DID. 253 00:12:39,827 --> 00:12:41,962 OF COURSE YOU'RE NOT, PRINCESS. 254 00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:45,265 - STOP CALLING ME THAT! - STOP BEING THAT! 255 00:12:47,835 --> 00:12:50,871 OH, BRUTUS, AGAIN? REALLY? 256 00:12:50,904 --> 00:12:52,539 ( dog whines ) 257 00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:54,975 I'M GONNA MISS YOU LEAST OF ALL. 258 00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:02,349 NIGHT VISION GOGGLES-- CHECK. 259 00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:12,125 - ( screams ) - ( screams ) 260 00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:14,895 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - I'M CATCHING A MOUSE. 261 00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:17,097 WITH NIGHT VISION GOGGLES? REALLY? 262 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,132 WHATEVER IT TAKES. 263 00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:21,134 NOBODY MAKES A FOOL OF BOB DUNCAN. 264 00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:24,371 NO, HE DOES THAT ALL BY HIMSELF. 265 00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:30,878 GO BACK UPSTAIRS TO BED AND LET THE EXPERT DO HIS JOB. 266 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:35,148 - ( traps snapping ) - ( Bob screaming ) 267 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:41,388 GO GET MOMMY. 268 00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:52,900 * EE-I-EE-I-OH! 269 00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:56,303 ( applause ) 270 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:59,306 - BREAK A LEG. - UH-HUH. 271 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:02,409 OKAY, HERE WE GO, BABY. 272 00:14:05,012 --> 00:14:09,917 * TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR * 273 00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:12,619 * HOW I WONDER WHAT YOU ARE * 274 00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:14,654 * UP ABOVE THE WORLD SO HIGH * 275 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:18,291 * LIKE A DIAMOND IN THE SKY. * 276 00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:20,093 NO NO NO, CHARLIE, GRAB THE FLASHLIGHT. 277 00:14:20,127 --> 00:14:22,129 PUT IT BACK ON MOMMY. PUT IT BACK ON MOMMY. 278 00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:25,032 ( country music playing ) 279 00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:30,003 * THE ITSY-BITSY SPIDER WENT UP THE WATER SPOUT * 280 00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:32,906 * DOWN CAME THE RAIN 281 00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:37,010 * AND WASHED THE SPIDER OUT. * 282 00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:39,679 CHARLIE HONEY, I NEED YOU FOCUS. 283 00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:42,182 MOMMY'S ABOUT TO DO HER BIG FINISH. 284 00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:44,051 ( rock music playing ) 285 00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:47,054 * HICKORY DICKORY ROCK 286 00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:49,456 * THE MOUSE RAN UP THE CLOCK * 287 00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:52,325 * THE CLOCK STRUCK 12:00, THEN SOMETHING ELSE * 288 00:14:52,359 --> 00:14:56,063 * I SAID HICKORY DICKORY ROCK! * 289 00:14:57,965 --> 00:15:00,900 THANK YOU, DENVER! 290 00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:25,492 THERE'S OUR KWIKKI CHICK! 291 00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:28,962 ALL RIGHT, SO ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SIT HERE, 292 00:15:28,996 --> 00:15:32,032 - SIGN AUTOGRAPHS AND EAT CHICKEN. - I CAN DO THAT. 293 00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:33,967 - J.P., GET OVER HERE. - P.J. 294 00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:37,237 WRONG. FROM NOW ON YOUR NAME IS ASSISTANT. 295 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,106 AS IN ASSISTANT TO THE KWIKKI CHICK. 296 00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:41,975 IF SHE NEEDS ANYTHING, AND I MEAN ANYTHING, 297 00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:43,243 YOU GET IT FOR HER. 298 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:46,980 NOW, MITCH, P.J. DOESN'T HAVE TO WAIT ON ME. 299 00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:49,983 OH, YES HE DOES. BECAUSE IN OUR LITTLE KINGDOM 300 00:15:50,017 --> 00:15:51,384 YOU'RE THE PRINCESS. 301 00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:56,123 IT'S WARM IN HERE. ARE YOU WARM? 302 00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:58,291 I DO NOT WANT YOU PERSPIRING. FAN HER. 303 00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:09,769 UM, MITCH, HE'S NOT DOING IT RIGHT. 304 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:12,272 - I WANT YOU TO FAN ME. - OH, ACTUALLY-- 305 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,307 I'M THE PRINCESS. FAN ME, RICH. 306 00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:17,110 - IT'S MITCH. - WRONG! NOW FAN ME. 307 00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:23,016 - HOW'S THIS? - DON'T LOOK AT ME. 308 00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:25,485 - TEDDY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - SILENCE. 309 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,089 UM, CAN YOU JUST EAT THE CHICKEN NOW? 310 00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:31,124 FINE! 311 00:16:32,192 --> 00:16:34,261 MMM! OH, THAT'S AWFUL! 312 00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:40,500 SHE MEANS AWFUL GOOD. 313 00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:44,104 UGH! 314 00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:46,139 HOW CAN YOU PEOPLE EAT THIS STUFF? 315 00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:48,041 THEY SHOULD CALL THIS PLACE ICKY CHIKKI. 316 00:16:48,075 --> 00:16:50,043 ( gasps ) 317 00:16:50,077 --> 00:16:51,544 GET OUT! YOU'RE FIRED! 318 00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:56,083 OH OH OH OH! AND F.Y.I. 319 00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:58,385 THE NUMBER THREE IS HORSE MEAT, OKAY BUDDY? 320 00:16:59,386 --> 00:17:01,388 AND DELICIOUS. 321 00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:05,258 AND HALF OFF. 322 00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:12,199 HEY, DAD. 323 00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:14,201 YOU'RE STILL IN YOUR BATHROBE. 324 00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:16,603 - WHY AREN'T YOU DRESSED? - WHAT'S THE POINT? 325 00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:19,172 SHOULDN'T YOU BE AT WORK? 326 00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:22,209 THERE IS NO WORK. I QUIT MY JOB. 327 00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:23,443 WAIT, WHAT?! 328 00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:26,079 IF I CAN'T CATCH A LITTLE MOUSE, 329 00:17:26,113 --> 00:17:29,516 I DON'T DESERVE TO CALL MYSELF AN EXTERMINATOR. 330 00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:36,556 ( crying ) I'M SORRY. 331 00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:40,227 I'M A FAILURE. 332 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,129 NO, DAD. YOU'RE NOT A FAILURE. 333 00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:44,464 YOU CAUGHT THE MOUSE THE FIRST NIGHT. 334 00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:47,567 I WAS PRANKING YOU. I'M SO SORRY. 335 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:51,104 I DIDN'T MEAN FOR YOU TO QUIT YOUR JOB. 336 00:17:51,138 --> 00:17:53,606 ( laughing ) 337 00:17:58,278 --> 00:18:00,147 I GOT YA! 338 00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:04,217 - WHAT?! - I'VE BEEN PRANKING YOU. 339 00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:07,154 - NO WAY. - YEAH WAY. 340 00:18:08,455 --> 00:18:10,123 HOW'D YOU FIGURE IT OUT? 341 00:18:10,157 --> 00:18:13,426 I TOLD YOU, I'M AN EXPERT AT ANIMAL BEHAVIOR. 342 00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:17,130 ALL RIGHT, I SAW YOU LET THE MOUSE GO. 343 00:18:17,164 --> 00:18:20,133 SO THAT THING YOU DID WITH THE MOUSE TRAPS, 344 00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:21,268 YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE? 345 00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:25,272 YES, I DID THAT ON PURPOSE. 346 00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:31,378 YOU CAN'T PRANK ME, I PRANK YOU. 347 00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:33,546 - THAT'S HOW IT WORKS. - OH NO. 348 00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:36,416 THAT'S HOW IT USED TO WORK. 349 00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:39,286 HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE ON THE OTHER SIDE? 350 00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,724 I DON'T KNOW WHO I AM ANYMORE. 351 00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:54,301 WALKING DOGS AGAIN? 352 00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:56,303 UH, YEAH. 353 00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:58,405 GOTTA GET THAT PHONE SOMEHOW. 354 00:18:58,438 --> 00:19:00,907 AND IT BEATS WORKING AT KWIKKI CHIKKI. 355 00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:04,277 - BY THE WAY, THANKS. - FOR WHAT? 356 00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:07,314 FOR GOING ALL DIVA AND GETTING FIRED ON PURPOSE. 357 00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:08,715 IT MEANT A LOT TO ME. 358 00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:10,683 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT? 359 00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:13,320 DIDN'T YOU THROW THAT TANTRUM JUST TO HELP ME? 360 00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:15,522 DOESN'T SOUND LIKE ME. 361 00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:20,260 OKAY, WELL, HOWEVER YOU WANT TO PLAY IT, 362 00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:23,263 - I OWE YOU A SOLID. - HERE. 363 00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:25,164 THIS IS MOSTLY SOLID. 364 00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:28,501 OH, LOOK AT THAT. 365 00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:30,603 YOUR BROTHER AND SISTER ARE SHARING. 366 00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:36,343 HEY, HOW WAS "MUSIC AND ME"? 367 00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:39,346 FINE. 368 00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:42,615 LISTEN, COULD YOU TAKE CHARLIE TO CLASS NEXT TIME? 369 00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:45,385 AND ALL THE OTHER TIMES AFTER THAT? 370 00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:47,554 WHAT HAPPENED? 371 00:19:47,587 --> 00:19:50,390 THERE WAS A LITTLE MISUNDERSTANDING. 372 00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:53,560 APPARENTLY THE ME IN "MUSIC AND ME" 373 00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:56,263 ISN'T ME. 374 00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:05,238 HEY, CHARLIE. IT'S ME, P.J. 375 00:20:05,272 --> 00:20:07,440 I'M TAKING OVER TEDDY'S VIDEO DIARY TO TELL YOU THAT, 376 00:20:07,474 --> 00:20:09,376 EVEN THOUGH SHE DIDN'T WANT TO ADMIT IT, 377 00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:11,978 SHE DID SOMETHING REALLY NICE FOR ME TODAY. 378 00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:15,415 I GUESS SOMETIMES WE REALLY DO CARE ABOUT EACH OTHER. 379 00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:17,984 WHO KNOWS, MAYBE THIS IS THE START OF A WHOLE NEW-- 380 00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:19,686 P.J., WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY CAMERA?! 381 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,688 - I'M TALKING TO CHARLIE. - GIVE ME THAT. 382 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:24,657 - NO, I'M NOT DONE YET! - OH, YES YOU ARE. 383 00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:27,394 WITH A SISTER LIKE THIS, GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE. 384 00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:29,762 HEY, I SAY THAT! ( grunts ) 385 00:20:29,796 --> 00:20:31,531 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE. 386 00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:33,833 ( shrieks ) 387 00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:46,479 OH. HI. 388 00:20:46,513 --> 00:20:48,615 HELLO. 389 00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:51,684 LOOK, ELAINE, I PROBABLY OWE YOU AN APOLOGY. 390 00:20:51,718 --> 00:20:53,553 I MEAN, MAKING A COMPETITION OUT OF 391 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:55,588 SINGING NURSERY RHYMES, IT'S RIDICULOUS. 392 00:20:55,622 --> 00:20:58,658 NO APOLOGY NECESSARY. I CAN BE VERY COMPETITIVE. 393 00:20:58,691 --> 00:21:00,560 BELIEVE ME, NO ONE'S MORE COMPETITIVE THAN ME. 394 00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:03,463 I WAS VOTED MOST COMPETITIVE AT COMPETITION SCHOOL. 395 00:21:04,664 --> 00:21:06,633 - MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER? - YES. 396 00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:10,603 * A THREE PIECE COMBO IS WHAT I'D LIKE * 397 00:21:10,637 --> 00:21:13,706 * AND A KID'S MEAL FOR MY LITTLE TYKE... * 398 00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:16,843 * I WILL HAVE YOUR SIX PIECE PLATTER * 399 00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:20,613 * SLAW OR POTATO SALAD, IT DON'T MATTER... * 400 00:21:20,647 --> 00:21:21,648 * JUMBO SHAKE AND A SIDE OF FRIES... *