1 00:00:07,041 --> 00:00:09,543 SO WE NEED AN ACT FOR THE TALENT SHOW. 2 00:00:09,577 --> 00:00:12,380 OR WE COULD STUDY FOR OUR S.A.T.s 3 00:00:12,413 --> 00:00:14,048 AND START CHECKING OUT COLLEGES. 4 00:00:14,082 --> 00:00:16,117 WE DO HAVE OUR FUTURES TO THINK ABOUT. 5 00:00:16,150 --> 00:00:18,319 SOMETHING FRESH. 6 00:00:20,254 --> 00:00:22,590 HEY, GUYS. WE'RE JUST PASSING THROUGH, SO DON'T MIND US. 7 00:00:22,623 --> 00:00:25,293 OH, I NEVER MIND SEEING YOU, TEDDY. 8 00:00:25,326 --> 00:00:26,294 WHAT ABOUT ME? 9 00:00:26,327 --> 00:00:28,796 YOU I MIND. 10 00:00:28,829 --> 00:00:30,464 IF YOU COULD MOVE IT ALONG... 11 00:00:30,498 --> 00:00:32,433 WE'RE TRYING TO WORK ON OUR ACT FOR THE TALENT SHOW. 12 00:00:32,466 --> 00:00:35,169 OH, YOU KNOW, I'M THE M.C. THIS YEAR. 13 00:00:35,203 --> 00:00:37,171 WELL, I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND SECOND PLACE, 14 00:00:37,205 --> 00:00:39,573 BECAUSE SPENCER AND I ARE DOING A DANCE ACT TOGETHER. 15 00:00:39,607 --> 00:00:41,809 STILL WASTING YOUR TIME WITH SPENCER? 16 00:00:41,842 --> 00:00:45,079 TAKE AWAY HIS GOOD LOOKS, HIS HEIGHT AND HIS TALENT, AND WHAT HAVE YOU GOT? 17 00:00:45,113 --> 00:00:47,215 YOU. 18 00:00:49,150 --> 00:00:52,386 I THINK WE'RE DONE HERE. 19 00:00:52,420 --> 00:00:54,455 MAN, I WOULD LOVE TO BEAT THAT SPENCER. 20 00:00:54,488 --> 00:00:56,524 YEAH, WE'VE GOT TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING GOOD 21 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:59,160 FOR THE TALENT SHOW, MAN. 22 00:00:59,193 --> 00:01:01,162 I GOT IT. 23 00:01:01,195 --> 00:01:03,231 WE GO OLD SCHOOL AND DO A VENTRILOQUIST ACT. 24 00:01:03,264 --> 00:01:05,466 OH, A VENTRILOQUIST IS A GUY WITH A TALKING PUPPET, RIGHT? 25 00:01:05,499 --> 00:01:07,335 RIGHT, A DUMMY. 26 00:01:07,368 --> 00:01:10,104 OH, ONE SMALL PROBLEM-- THERE'S TWO OF US. 27 00:01:11,539 --> 00:01:13,507 ALTHOUGH 28 00:01:13,541 --> 00:01:15,443 ONE OF US COULD BE THE DUMMY. 29 00:01:15,476 --> 00:01:17,511 - LIKE YOU. - OR YOU. 30 00:01:17,545 --> 00:01:19,380 - OR YOU. - OR YOU... 31 00:01:21,315 --> 00:01:22,516 ( rock music playing ) 32 00:01:22,550 --> 00:01:24,352 * TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST 33 00:01:24,385 --> 00:01:25,653 * RUNNING LATE, AND DAD SAYS * 34 00:01:25,686 --> 00:01:28,322 * HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LEFT SHOE? * 35 00:01:28,356 --> 00:01:30,491 * I CLOSE MY EYES, TAKE A BITE * 36 00:01:30,524 --> 00:01:32,326 * GRAB A RIDE, LAUGH OUT LOUD * 37 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:35,229 * THERE IT IS UP ON THE ROOF * 38 00:01:35,263 --> 00:01:38,432 * I'VE BEEN THERE, I'VE SURVIVED * 39 00:01:38,466 --> 00:01:41,535 * SO JUST TAKE MY ADVICE * 40 00:01:41,569 --> 00:01:43,671 * HANG IN THERE, BABY 41 00:01:43,704 --> 00:01:45,406 * THINGS ARE CRAZY 42 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:48,376 * BUT I KNOW YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT * 43 00:01:48,409 --> 00:01:50,444 * HANG IN THERE, BABY 44 00:01:50,478 --> 00:01:52,146 * THERE'S NO MAYBE 45 00:01:52,180 --> 00:01:54,682 * EVERYTHING TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT * 46 00:01:54,715 --> 00:01:57,418 * YOUR LIFE IS UP AND DOWN * 47 00:01:57,451 --> 00:02:00,554 * BUT TRUST ME, IT COMES BACK AROUND * 48 00:02:00,588 --> 00:02:04,725 * YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE * 49 00:02:06,427 --> 00:02:09,129 * HANG IN THERE, BABY. 50 00:02:24,612 --> 00:02:28,549 JO, IF YOU'RE GONNA I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT. 51 00:02:28,582 --> 00:02:30,551 I'M NOT GONNA MAKE FUN OF YOUR POSTER. 52 00:02:30,584 --> 00:02:33,321 I'M JUST GONNA TELL YOU IT LOOKS STUPID. 53 00:02:33,354 --> 00:02:35,323 TO AHEAD AND VOTE FOR DYLAN. 54 00:02:35,356 --> 00:02:38,726 I CAN'T VOTE FOR DYLAN. HE'S AN EAR-PICKER. 55 00:02:38,759 --> 00:02:42,296 AT LEAST HE'S GIVEN HIS NOSE A BREAK. 56 00:02:42,330 --> 00:02:46,200 YOU KNOW, GABE, YOU'RE GONNA NEED THE GIRL VOTE TO WIN, 57 00:02:46,234 --> 00:02:48,736 WHICH, LUCKY FOR YOU, I CAN DELIVER. 58 00:02:48,769 --> 00:02:51,272 - HOW WOULD YOU DO THAT? - WE SHOOT A CAMPAIGN VIDEO, 59 00:02:51,305 --> 00:02:53,274 POST IT ON THE CLASS WEBSITE. 60 00:02:53,307 --> 00:02:55,276 AND WE'LL PUT YOUR BABY SISTER IN IT. 61 00:02:55,309 --> 00:02:57,278 GIRLS GO NUTS OVER BABIES. 62 00:02:57,311 --> 00:03:00,314 I DON'T GET IT, BUT THEY DO. 63 00:03:00,348 --> 00:03:03,317 WHY DO YOU WANT TO HELP ME? I THOUGHT WE WERE ENEMIES. 64 00:03:03,351 --> 00:03:06,487 GABE, LET'S NOT PUT LABELS ON OUR RELATIONSHIP. 65 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:08,556 WE BOTH KNOW IT'S COMPLICATED. 66 00:03:08,589 --> 00:03:10,558 NO KIDDING. 67 00:03:10,591 --> 00:03:14,328 I HAD THIS DREAM LAST WEEK WHERE YOU-- 68 00:03:14,362 --> 00:03:17,231 YEAH, IT'S COMPLICATED. 69 00:03:21,302 --> 00:03:25,239 ( hip-hop music playing ) 70 00:03:25,273 --> 00:03:27,675 OKAY, PROBABLY SOMETHING LIKE THIS. 71 00:03:33,414 --> 00:03:34,415 GOT IT. 72 00:03:34,448 --> 00:03:36,250 COOL. NOW YOU DO IT. 73 00:03:36,284 --> 00:03:37,385 OKAY. 74 00:03:45,493 --> 00:03:46,660 SO? 75 00:03:46,694 --> 00:03:48,296 REALLY GOOD, 76 00:03:48,329 --> 00:03:50,398 BUT YOU'RE NOT DOING WHAT I SHOWED YOU. 77 00:03:50,431 --> 00:03:53,267 I KNOW. I FEEL LIKE IT NEEDS SOMETHING MORE, RIGHT? 78 00:03:53,301 --> 00:03:55,303 OR LESS. 79 00:03:55,336 --> 00:03:58,472 ACTUALLY I'VE BEEN WORKING ON SOME MOVES OF MY OWN, SO... 80 00:04:05,346 --> 00:04:07,281 I CALL THIS ONE "THE HACKY SACK." 81 00:04:07,315 --> 00:04:09,350 HACKY HACKY 82 00:04:09,383 --> 00:04:11,552 HACKY HACKY HACKY HACKY HACKY SACK! 83 00:04:17,057 --> 00:04:19,460 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 84 00:04:19,493 --> 00:04:22,830 ( chuckles ) WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU GOT? 85 00:04:22,863 --> 00:04:26,600 WELL... 86 00:04:26,634 --> 00:04:28,436 EVERYBODY KNOWS JAZZ HANDS, RIGHT? 87 00:04:28,469 --> 00:04:29,570 RIGHT. 88 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:32,406 CHECK OUT THESE BAD BOYS. 89 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:36,644 POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW! 90 00:04:36,677 --> 00:04:38,412 POW! 91 00:04:41,081 --> 00:04:42,650 EXPLODING JAZZ HANDS. 92 00:04:42,683 --> 00:04:46,320 FANTASTIC. 93 00:04:50,458 --> 00:04:54,094 ALL RIGHT, FIRST WE WANT TO SHOW YOU AS A STRONG LEADER. 94 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:56,630 SO ACT STRONG. 95 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:01,602 HOW DOES THAT LOOK? 96 00:05:03,437 --> 00:05:07,475 WHAT AM I LOOKING AT? 97 00:05:07,508 --> 00:05:11,479 JUST MAKE A FIST AND SAY, "I WILL FIGHT FOR YOU." 98 00:05:11,512 --> 00:05:12,480 OKAY. 99 00:05:12,513 --> 00:05:14,482 I WILL FIGHT FOR YOU! 100 00:05:14,515 --> 00:05:16,650 PERFECT. NOW LET'S SEE THE SOFTER SIDE OF GABE-- 101 00:05:16,684 --> 00:05:19,787 THE LOVING BROTHER. CHASE THE KID AROUND. 102 00:05:21,522 --> 00:05:23,757 READY? 103 00:05:25,893 --> 00:05:27,795 I'M GONNA GET YOU. I'M GONNA GET YOU. 104 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:31,499 ( Charlie giggling ) 105 00:05:31,532 --> 00:05:33,767 AWW, THE BABY'S ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE. 106 00:05:33,801 --> 00:05:36,370 PEOPLE ARE GONNA LOVE HER. 107 00:05:36,404 --> 00:05:38,672 NOW GET HER OUT OF HERE. 108 00:05:43,411 --> 00:05:46,414 NOW LET'S MEET GABE THE WISE LEADER. 109 00:05:46,447 --> 00:05:48,449 OKAY. 110 00:05:50,484 --> 00:05:53,421 SHOULD I DO THIS? 111 00:05:54,422 --> 00:05:56,724 NO. 112 00:05:58,659 --> 00:06:00,694 - JUST ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS. - OKAY. 113 00:06:00,728 --> 00:06:02,930 GABE, HOW WOULD YOU FEEL ABOUT A LONGER RECESS? 114 00:06:02,963 --> 00:06:05,566 I THINK IT'S A GREAT IDEA. 115 00:06:05,599 --> 00:06:08,436 SOME OF THE TEACHERS THINK WE SHOULD HAVE MORE HOMEWORK. THOUGHTS? 116 00:06:08,469 --> 00:06:10,438 THAT'S A TERRIBLE IDEA. 117 00:06:10,471 --> 00:06:12,906 THE AMOUNT OF HOMEWORK WE DO NOW IS GOOD. 118 00:06:12,940 --> 00:06:16,444 AND FINALLY, NEW PLAYGROUND RULES-- PRO OR CON? 119 00:06:16,477 --> 00:06:19,780 I DON'T LIKE THEM AT ALL. THERE'S SAFETY AND THERE'S FUN. 120 00:06:19,813 --> 00:06:21,515 YOU CAN'T HAVE THEM BOTH. 121 00:06:21,549 --> 00:06:23,517 LOVING IT. NOW SAY, 122 00:06:23,551 --> 00:06:25,853 "I'M GABE DUNCAN AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE." 123 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:29,723 I'M GABE DUNCAN AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE. 124 00:06:29,757 --> 00:06:31,158 AWESOME. WE'RE DONE. 125 00:06:31,191 --> 00:06:32,560 YOU WANT TO PLAY A VIDEO GAME? 126 00:06:32,593 --> 00:06:34,595 UNTIL THE ELECTION 127 00:06:34,628 --> 00:06:37,598 I THINK IT'S BEST WE KEEP THIS PROFESSIONAL. 128 00:06:40,801 --> 00:06:43,170 - OR YOU COULD BE THE DUMMY. - OR YOU COULD BE THE DUMMY. 129 00:06:43,203 --> 00:06:45,506 - OR YOU COULD BE THE DUMMY. - WE COULD DO THIS ALL DAY. 130 00:06:45,539 --> 00:06:47,475 WE HAVE BEEN DOING THIS ALL DAY. 131 00:06:47,508 --> 00:06:50,177 WELL, I CAN'T BE THE DUMMY 132 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:52,680 'CAUSE I'M NOT COMFORTABLE WITH YOU PUTTING YOUR HANDS UP MY SHIRT. 133 00:06:52,713 --> 00:06:54,515 YOU DIDN'T FEEL THAT WAY LAST WEEK 134 00:06:54,548 --> 00:06:56,517 WHEN YOU HAD THAT ITCH YOU COULDN'T REACH. 135 00:06:56,550 --> 00:06:58,686 ALL RIGHT, THEN WHAT IF WE'RE BOTH DUMMIES? 136 00:06:58,719 --> 00:07:02,490 FINE, WE'RE BOTH DUMMIES. 137 00:07:02,523 --> 00:07:04,725 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON IN HERE, 138 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:07,861 BUT YOU TWO JUST MADE A BREAKTHROUGH. 139 00:07:12,733 --> 00:07:16,604 HEY, IVY, YOU GOT A MINUTE? 140 00:07:16,637 --> 00:07:18,939 YOU FOUND OUT TEDDY CAN'T DANCE, RIGHT? 141 00:07:18,972 --> 00:07:22,576 SHE'S AWFUL. I DON'T WANT TO EMBARRASS MYSELF 142 00:07:22,610 --> 00:07:24,545 IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE SCHOOL. WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 143 00:07:24,578 --> 00:07:26,547 YOU GOTTA TELL IT TO HER STRAIGHT. 144 00:07:26,580 --> 00:07:28,549 JUST RIP THE BANDAGE OFF AND SAY, 145 00:07:28,582 --> 00:07:31,018 "GIRL, YOU STINK." 146 00:07:31,051 --> 00:07:33,253 YOU KNOW, THAT KIND OF HONESTY 147 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:35,989 MIGHT BE BETTER COMING FROM THE BEST FRIEND. 148 00:07:36,023 --> 00:07:38,759 YOU'RE FUNNY. 149 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:41,028 FINE. I'LL DO IT. 150 00:07:41,061 --> 00:07:42,996 I'LL JUST BE HONEST WITH HER. 151 00:07:43,030 --> 00:07:46,500 I SPRAINED MY ANKLE. 152 00:07:46,534 --> 00:07:47,901 OH, NO. WHAT HAPPENED? 153 00:07:47,935 --> 00:07:50,504 I WAS TRYING TO PRACTICE SOME OF YOUR DANCE MOVES 154 00:07:50,538 --> 00:07:52,506 AND THEN I SLIPPED. 155 00:07:52,540 --> 00:07:54,675 MM, TOO MUCH HACKING ON THE SACKY? 156 00:07:55,676 --> 00:07:57,645 EXACTLY. 157 00:07:57,678 --> 00:08:00,648 AND RIGHT BEFORE THE TALENT SHOW. 158 00:08:00,681 --> 00:08:02,750 TALK ABOUT BAD TIMING. 159 00:08:02,783 --> 00:08:04,885 YOU POOR THING, COME IN. 160 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:11,825 HAVE A SEAT. 161 00:08:11,859 --> 00:08:15,062 I'M GONNA PUT YOUR FOOT UP. 162 00:08:15,095 --> 00:08:17,831 CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING? ARE YOU HUNGRY? 163 00:08:17,865 --> 00:08:20,300 - A LITTLE. - YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED? 164 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:23,871 SOME HOMEMADE CHICKEN SOUP. 165 00:08:23,904 --> 00:08:27,941 MM, CHICKEN SOUP 166 00:08:27,975 --> 00:08:30,510 FOR THE CHICKEN. 167 00:08:37,117 --> 00:08:39,687 JO JUST PUT THE CAMPAIGN VIDEO ON THE WEBSITE. 168 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:42,289 - YOU WANT TO WATCH IT? - SURE, HONEY. 169 00:08:42,322 --> 00:08:46,627 ( rock music playing ) 170 00:08:46,660 --> 00:08:49,697 How well do you really know Gabe Duncan? 171 00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:51,331 I will fight you! 172 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:53,333 Jo: He hates babies. 173 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:56,336 ( screaming ) 174 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:59,707 Gabe, how would you feel if there was no more recess? 175 00:08:59,740 --> 00:09:01,575 I think it's a great idea. 176 00:09:01,609 --> 00:09:03,911 ( gasps ) Really? 177 00:09:03,944 --> 00:09:06,647 And what's your opinion about less homework? 178 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:08,649 That's a terrible idea. 179 00:09:08,682 --> 00:09:10,818 The amount of homework we do now is good. 180 00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:18,626 And finally, how do you feel about girls? 181 00:09:18,659 --> 00:09:20,060 I don't like them at all. 182 00:09:21,762 --> 00:09:23,063 Gabe Duncan-- 183 00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:25,966 no recess, more homework, hates girls, 184 00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:28,669 especially baby girls. 185 00:09:30,170 --> 00:09:33,573 I'm Jo Keener and I want to be your president. 186 00:09:35,709 --> 00:09:39,680 I'm Gabe Duncan and I approve this message. 187 00:09:46,654 --> 00:09:49,056 OKAY, I KNOW IT LOOKS BAD. 188 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:51,659 BUT... 189 00:09:51,692 --> 00:09:53,727 BUT WHAT? 190 00:10:01,702 --> 00:10:04,004 ( bell rings ) 191 00:10:11,078 --> 00:10:13,814 - HI. - HI. 192 00:10:13,847 --> 00:10:17,384 YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING WHY I'M RUNNING ON MY SPRAINED ANKLE. 193 00:10:17,417 --> 00:10:19,953 YEAH, I KIND OF WAS. 194 00:10:19,987 --> 00:10:22,923 IT HEALED. 195 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:24,658 REALLY? 196 00:10:24,692 --> 00:10:26,794 THEN WHY DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR CRUTCHES? 197 00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:31,131 LOTS OF GOOD QUESTIONS HERE. 198 00:10:31,164 --> 00:10:33,400 SPENCE, WHAT'S GOING ON? 199 00:10:33,433 --> 00:10:36,036 ALL RIGHT, LOOK, I FAKED THE INJURY 200 00:10:36,069 --> 00:10:38,171 BECAUSE THERE IS A PROBLEM. 201 00:10:38,205 --> 00:10:40,207 - WITH WHAT? - WITH OUR DANCING. 202 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:43,176 OH, SPENCE, NOT EVERYBODY GETS THE EXPLODING JAZZ HANDS 203 00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:45,746 THE FIRST TIME OUT. IT'S A PROCESS. 204 00:10:45,779 --> 00:10:47,815 THE PROBLEM WASN'T ME. 205 00:10:47,848 --> 00:10:49,116 OH. 206 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:52,052 IT'S NO BIG DEAL. LOTS OF PEOPLE CAN'T DANCE. 207 00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:54,054 AND YOU'RE ONE OF THEM. 208 00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:56,857 FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I'M A GREAT DANCER. 209 00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:59,760 - TEDDY, I'M JUST BEING HONEST. - OH, LIKE YOU WERE ABOUT YOUR ANKLE? 210 00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:02,129 NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA FIND MYSELF A NEW PARTNER-- 211 00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:04,698 - SOMEONE WHO APPRECIATES MY TALENT. - TEDDY, COME ON. 212 00:11:04,732 --> 00:11:07,835 I EVEN KNITTED YOU SPECIAL SOCKS TO KEEP YOUR TOES WARM, 213 00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:10,871 'CAUSE THAT'S ANOTHER THING I'M GOOD AT-- KNITTING. 214 00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:15,008 MY CLASS IS THIS WAY. 215 00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:26,787 I'M SO GLAD WE DECIDED TO FORGET THE VENTRILOQUIST ACT. 216 00:11:26,820 --> 00:11:29,256 YEAH, WHAT WERE WE THINKING? JUGGLING IS SO MUCH EASIER. 217 00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:31,725 - OKAY, THROW FIRST. - NO, YOU THROW FIRST. 218 00:11:31,759 --> 00:11:34,127 - NO, YOU THROW FIRST. - NO, YOU THROW FIRST. 219 00:11:34,161 --> 00:11:36,129 - NO, YOU THROW FIRST. - NO, YOU THROW FIRST. 220 00:11:36,163 --> 00:11:37,965 - NO, YOU THROW FIRST. - NO, YOU THROW FIRST. 221 00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:43,136 EMMETT, DO YOU WANT TO DANCE WITH ME IN THE TALENT SHOW? 222 00:11:43,170 --> 00:11:44,805 - YES. - GREAT. 223 00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:47,007 LET'S GO TO THE BASEMENT AND REHEARSE. 224 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:50,210 WHOA WHOA, WAIT, EMMETT. WHAT JUST HAPPENED HERE? 225 00:11:50,243 --> 00:11:52,212 TEDDY JUST ASKED ME TO DANCE WITH HER. 226 00:11:52,245 --> 00:11:54,181 LET'S NOT QUESTION IT. 227 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:56,483 SO YOU'RE JUST LEAVING ME HANGING? 228 00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:59,787 DON'T LOOK AT IT THAT WAY. YOU AND I ARE LIKE BEST BUDS. 229 00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:01,789 WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THICK AND THIN TOGETHER. 230 00:12:01,822 --> 00:12:03,824 - YOU KNOW I WILL ALWAYS BE THERE-- - EMMETT! 231 00:12:03,857 --> 00:12:05,959 SEE YA. 232 00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:09,830 ( hip-hop music playing ) 233 00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:12,766 POW POW POW POW POW! 234 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:14,802 POW! 235 00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:19,172 WHAT DO YOU THINK? AND BE HONEST. 236 00:12:19,206 --> 00:12:22,943 I LOVE IT. DUH. 237 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:27,781 REALLY? 'CAUSE SPENCER SAID I WAS A BAD DANCER. 238 00:12:27,815 --> 00:12:29,149 LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT SPENCER. 239 00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:31,184 HE'S IN THE PAST. IT'S EMMETT TIME. 240 00:12:31,218 --> 00:12:33,186 SO WHICH OF MY MOVES SHOULD WE START WITH? 241 00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:36,156 ACTUALLY I'M THINKING THAT WE SHOULD SAVE YOUR MOVES TILL THE END. 242 00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:38,291 YOU DON'T START A FINE MEAL OFF WITH DESSERT, RIGHT? 243 00:12:38,325 --> 00:12:40,127 RIGHT. 244 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:42,996 SO I'LL JUST START DANCING, DO WHATEVER IT IS I DO-- 245 00:12:43,030 --> 00:12:44,998 THE MEAT AND POTATOES-- 246 00:12:45,032 --> 00:12:47,801 AND THEN YOU CAN BRING IT HOME WITH THE CRèME BRûLéE. 247 00:12:47,835 --> 00:12:49,870 - THE CRèME BRûLéE. - A LITTLE LESS CRèME BRûLéE. 248 00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:51,538 - THE CRèME BRûLéE. - A LITTLE LESS. 249 00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:53,340 - CRèME BRûLéE. - MORE. RIGHT. 250 00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:56,844 - CRèME BRûLéE. - THERE YOU GO. 251 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,914 HEY, HOW DID IT GO TODAY, HONEY? 252 00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:03,083 WELL, ONE KID SAID HE'D VOTE FOR ME. 253 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:06,820 THEN HE FOUND HIS GLASSES AND REALIZED I WASN'T JO. 254 00:13:06,854 --> 00:13:10,357 WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS JO PERSON. 255 00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:11,859 YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING. 256 00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:13,827 NO, I DO, I DO, 257 00:13:13,861 --> 00:13:15,829 BECAUSE NOBODY ATTACK MY BABIES. 258 00:13:15,863 --> 00:13:17,865 NOW BOB, I WANT YOU TO GO OVER TO JO'S HOUSE 259 00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:19,867 AND PUNCH HER DAD IN THE FACE. 260 00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:23,871 IF HE'S ANYTHING LIKE JO-- NO, THANKS. 261 00:13:23,904 --> 00:13:26,006 ONCE AGAIN I AM THE ONE 262 00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:27,875 WHO HAS TO DO THE BUTT-KICKING AROUND HERE. 263 00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:30,377 HONEY, WOULD YOU RELAX? NOBODY NEEDS TO KICK ANYTHING. 264 00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:33,914 THAT'S RIGHT. I'VE GOT A PLAN AND I NEED YOUR HELP. 265 00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:35,248 THERE, YOU SEE? HE'S GOT A PLAN. 266 00:13:35,282 --> 00:13:37,250 YES. 267 00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:39,987 WOULD YOU STOP STRETCHING? LET'S GO. 268 00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:41,989 I'M NOT STRETCHING. 269 00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:44,424 I'M STUCK. 270 00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:56,369 HEY, I THINK WE CAN REALLY TAKE THIS THING. 271 00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:59,139 LOOK WHO WE'RE UP AGAINST-- THE MAGICIAN, THE ROLLER SKATERS, 272 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:02,009 THE STILT WALKER, THE KID WITH THE TUBA. 273 00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:05,012 IT'S A SOUSAPHONE OR AS HE PRONOUNCES THROUGH HIS BRACES, 274 00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:06,179 SHOOSHAPHONE. 275 00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:21,128 THAT WAS ERWIN AND HIS SOUSAPHONE, 276 00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:24,364 PLAYING, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, 277 00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:26,266 "PARTY IN THE U.S.A." 278 00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:33,306 AND NOW PLEASE WELCOME THE DANCE STYLINGS OF... 279 00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:36,009 LOCOMOTION! 280 00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:44,251 ( hip-hop music playing ) 281 00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:20,087 ( crowd groans ) 282 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,721 EMMETT! 283 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,290 ( laughing ) 284 00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:26,126 - ARE YOU OKAY? - GET AWAY FROM ME. 285 00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:38,505 ( crash ) 286 00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:40,273 ( laughing ) 287 00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:57,090 ( crashing ) 288 00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:11,138 THANK YOU, LOCOMOTION... 289 00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:13,573 AND FRIENDS. 290 00:16:15,142 --> 00:16:17,177 AND NOW FOR OUR NEXT ACT. 291 00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:20,080 - DID ANYONE SURVIVE THAT? - P.J.: I'M STILL HERE. 292 00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:23,216 PLEASE GIVE IT UP FOR MASTER VENTRILOQUIST 293 00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:25,085 P.J. DUNCAN! 294 00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:30,423 HI, EVERYBODY. I'M P.J. 295 00:16:30,457 --> 00:16:33,126 THIS IS CHARLIE. 296 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,394 SAY HELLO, CHARLIE. 297 00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:40,233 I WAS HOPING TO GET BY ON CUTENESS. 298 00:16:40,267 --> 00:16:42,335 HOW ARE WE DOING SO FAR? 299 00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:45,238 ( cheering ) 300 00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:55,115 AND AS YOUR PRESIDENT I PROMISE TO REPRESENT YOU 301 00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:57,784 TO THE BEST OF MY ABILITIES. I ALSO PROMISE TO FIGHT 302 00:16:57,817 --> 00:16:59,786 FOR MORE RECESS AND LESS HOMEWORK. 303 00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:02,389 AND OF COURSE, I DON'T HATE GIRLS 304 00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:04,391 LIKE SOME CANDIDATES 305 00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:06,393 NAMED GABE DUNCAN. 306 00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:08,528 THANK YOU. 307 00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:15,202 ( booing ) 308 00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:18,538 BEFORE I BEGIN, I WOULD LIKE TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THIS CAMPAIGN. 309 00:17:18,571 --> 00:17:21,474 NOW A LOT OF THINGS HAVE BEEN SAID ABOUT ME. 310 00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:25,145 AND EVEN THOUGH THEY AREN'T TRUE, I'M OKAY WITH THAT. 311 00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:29,216 BUT WHEN SOMEBODY STARTS ATTACKING MY FAMILY... 312 00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:32,152 ( whimpers ) 313 00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:34,587 THAT'S WHERE I DRAW THE LINE. 314 00:17:34,621 --> 00:17:38,125 NOW I COULD STAND HERE 315 00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:41,228 AND TELL YOU WHO I REALLY AM, 316 00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:43,563 BUT I'D RATHER SHOW YOU. 317 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,202 I love all my kids equally, 318 00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:51,204 but if I had to pick a favorite, 319 00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:53,240 it would be Gabe. 320 00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:57,577 I changed the oil in your truck, Dad. 321 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:02,415 Without being asked-- classic Gabe. 322 00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:06,186 He's just so loving and so caring, 323 00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:08,488 especially with his baby sister Charlie. 324 00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:11,158 In fact, Gabe was the most excited 325 00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:13,260 about Charlie's arrival. 326 00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:17,330 And he made it himself. 327 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:22,202 Gabe's the kind of guy you want to have a root beer with. 328 00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:27,440 We'll stay up all night if we have to, 329 00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:30,443 but I'm gonna make sure you pass that test. 330 00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:32,445 Don't you have to rescue stray animals 331 00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:34,181 and find them good homes? 332 00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:35,582 Did that before school. 333 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,684 Classic Gabe. 334 00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:43,290 Gabe's not only sweet and kind, 335 00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:47,527 he also has an amazing fashion sense. 336 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:51,264 This one-- fun and playful. 337 00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:54,701 This one is off the hook! 338 00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:03,476 And they all lived happily ever after. 339 00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:05,712 Mwah. 340 00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:07,714 Bob: Gabe Duncan-- 341 00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:10,183 family first. 342 00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:17,757 ( clapping ) 343 00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:25,232 ( chanting ) GABE, GABE, GABE, GABE! 344 00:19:38,245 --> 00:19:40,347 - HEY. - HEY. 345 00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:41,681 I JUST WANTED TO SAY-- 346 00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:43,950 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY. 347 00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:46,419 YOU SAW THE TALENT SHOW AND NOW YOU WANT TO SAY "I TOLD YOU SO," 348 00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:49,422 BECAUSE YOU WERE RIGHT. I CAN'T DANCE. 349 00:19:49,456 --> 00:19:51,558 ACTUALLY I WAS GOING TO APOLOGIZE 350 00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:53,560 FOR LYING ABOUT MY ANKLE. 351 00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:56,296 OH, OKAY. GO AHEAD THEN. 352 00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:58,398 I'M SORRY FOR LYING ABOUT MY ANKLE. 353 00:19:58,431 --> 00:20:00,367 I'M SORRY I LIED ABOUT THOSE SOCKS. 354 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,734 WHAT? 355 00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:04,337 I DIDN'T ACTUALLY KNIT THEM MYSELF. 356 00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:06,306 I CAN'T KNIT. OR DANCE. 357 00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:10,443 HEY, IF I WANTED A DANCING KNITTER, I'D DATE MY AUNT BETTY. 358 00:20:10,477 --> 00:20:12,479 - SO WE'RE GOOD? - WE'RE GREAT. 359 00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:14,481 EMMETT-- 360 00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:17,450 GET AWAY FROM ME! 361 00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:27,394 Hey, Charlie. the school talent show 362 00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:31,264 and I hold in my hand the winning check for $25. 363 00:20:31,298 --> 00:20:33,533 Which is made out to PJ Duncan. 364 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:36,436 Yeah, the one that's based on your cuteness, Charlie. 365 00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:39,406 And mine. 366 00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:41,408 Anyway, I on the other hand owe the school 367 00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:43,410 some money for damages. 368 00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:45,478 And Erwin said he'll "shee" me in court. 369 00:20:45,512 --> 00:20:47,480 So my advice is, 370 00:20:47,514 --> 00:20:50,350 if someone ever tells you you love,d at something 371 00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:52,352 don't give up. Just make sure 372 00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:54,787 you don't do it in front of the whole school. 373 00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:57,457 And if I ever offer to teach you how to dance, 374 00:20:57,490 --> 00:21:00,360 well, good luck, Charlie. 375 00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:08,401 GABE, LUNCH. 376 00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:12,405 ALL CLEAR. 377 00:21:15,074 --> 00:21:17,444 GABE, REALLY, IS ALL THIS NECESSARY? 378 00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:21,047 YES, IT IS. I'M THE PRESIDENT. 379 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:22,449 OF ROOM 12. 380 00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:25,852 TODAY ROOM 12, 381 00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:29,356 TOMORROW ROOM 14. 382 00:21:29,389 --> 00:21:33,059 THEY'RE PAINTING ROOM 12, SO WE'RE MOVING TO ROOM 14. 383 00:21:33,092 --> 00:21:34,527 JUST EAT YOUR SANDWICH. 384 00:21:38,765 --> 00:21:41,434 GABE, YOU GOT A LITTLE ( laughs )ON YOUR-- 385 00:21:43,102 --> 00:21:44,804 OH, WHOA 386 00:21:44,837 --> 00:21:47,874 GABE, WOULD YOU TELL TO GET OFF YOUR BROTHER? 387 00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:52,479 MOM, WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT BOSSING ME AROUND? 388 00:21:52,512 --> 00:21:53,546 OH, YOU WOULDN'T. 389 00:21:53,580 --> 00:21:55,582 TAKE HER DOWN! 390 00:21:56,916 --> 00:21:59,652 HOW ARE YOU DOING, DAD? 391 00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:01,888 I'M FINE.